/xs/ is a place to discuss all types of extreme sports and similar physical activities, which include (but are not limited to) skydiving, surfing, skateboarding, snowboarding, climbing, rafting, bungee-jumping, parkour, BMX & mountain biking, airsoft, paintball, etc.
Most martial arts technique is useless in MMA or no rules fighting. Most wrestling grips, judo, bjj techniques go out the windowIt becomes 99% of the time the most simple boxing/kickboxing and the simplest takedowns and submissions
>they would js eye gouge and use dirty techniques. Why is this bullshit always said? Then by default wrestling is the best martial art.>puts you in position to execute dirty moves (bite me from bottom I'll gouge your eyes from full mount)>teaches you to never be of your back>body slams on concrete are a murder charge which is a plus one in any martial art contest>gets you stolen and and is the most anabolic martial artBTW does vidrel go hard?https://youtube.com/shorts/p7_r-4r0hCY?si=FHKX9DOAFx64NaCN
>>272748Look ITT to see a kots fighter get suplexed 5+ times on concrete and carry on fighting
>>248273This if you train in boxing jujitsu and wrestling you will be able to win a no holds barred street fight against anyone 99% of the time
>>248376Yeah and they can eye poke you as well and are infinitely better at landing those eye pokes then you are
>>250084>esrkima and iaijutsuLol good luck with that weeb shit. Weapon arts are overrated. I did Arnis for a couple of years and I'd never use it against anyone who wasn't retarded.
Chad's hops edition>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread >>271920
I love this lil' nigga like you wouldn't believe. It is our imperative to protect his smile.
>>273303>curseddude never hit a leg day in his life, his mediocrity is his own fault
>>273300Those are boobs, you fairy.
Considering Takerufuji made his name and won a yusho off big tachiais I think making it back to the joi with a more rounded yotsu style is impressive in of itself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GS56GRAvPgNew Morislopapa.
parkour/climbing fails threadanyone have some more of these plummets?
>>264601https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-M7ZzL9gd4This one?>>264609Damn you nutted in no time
>>264637>This one?Yeah. There's a longer video of the lead-up and in slightly less potato-quality. I've never bothered to track down the highest quality version.
>>257790This looks like pookour
>>259653Imagine the ylyl thread on /gif/ when you fall off a building doing parkour, open a parachute, land on the ground, and get collected by a bus.
Thread for Judo (other unpopular jacketed wrestling styles make your own threads)>IJF World Tour Schedule 2025https://www.ijf.org/calendar?age=world_tour>Watchhttps://www.youtube.com/c/judolive.ijf.org>Video Resourceshttps://www.youtube.com/@KODOKANJUDOhttps://www.youtube.com/@Chadihttps://www.youtube.com/@Shigashi84https://www.youtube.com/@TravisStevensgrapplinghttps://www.youtube.com/@welcomematstevescottComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>273148>spamming foot sweeps. that's judo is that's all judo haswhat an incredible and profound statement
>>273155>>273167>>273168They hated him because he spoke the truth
>>273232>loses argument>posts this cope in third persongo take a judo class princess
>>273261That's not meI didn't lose the argument, I just never replied to you guys because none of you convincingly refuted mine so I decided to let sleeping dogs layThe peanut gallery can judge for themselves who is more convincing. I have nothing more to add
>>273277so you can't even state your argument and just huff and puff about being mocked for sucking up to an ignorant bjj tard that has zero experience with judo outside of reddit posts and youtube videos? and this is supposed to make you look better than him?i'm assuming this is some damage-controlling samefag attempt because every other explanation makes you look even more dumb and pathetic otherwise.
Jiu-Jitsu General: ADCC edition>Daily deals https://www.bjjhq.com >Instructionals https://www.bilibili.com>Smoothcomp https://smoothcomp.com>Belt Checker https://www.beltchecker.com>Thread topicComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>273130That's most sports my dude
>>273130Consider Brazil, global commerce hub for centuries, continent sized, unlimited natural resources, and look at the state of the countryBrazilians are a plagueBrazil should be a shining beacon of the world. But Brazilians are bad at managing any gifts they receive
Am I tapping too early? I just tap as soon as I feel any discomfort around my neck. Am I supposed to wait for the darkness to start creeping in?
>>273144>>273147Both good points.
>>272957>a bjj game that works in mmaHave you tried playing around with crucifix? You already have one arm isolated you can either finish it or take the other easily >>273000Scarf also yea
Just a few years ago everyone wanted to learn kung fu and now kung fu is considered a joke. Everyone wants to learn BJJ and mma in the present year. What happened?
>>272174>the old real shit never existedit still exists, it's still the same old bullshit
>>270768>I will do so within a week>27 days ago
>>272455Well anon did say>Ifso he may not have been able to accomplish what he wanted
>>270028Chinese movies are really bad pretty much all the time.
Was it ever really much of a thing outside of movies? I don't think it even had its day in the sun in the way that karate and shit like that did.
>"You guys do karate?.. You're both losers"I don't get it. Why is karate for losers?
>>271515Because boxing mma jujitsu wrestling and judo are more effective and easier to learn
>>272919Nah
>>272968Things that will never happen
>>272984True and also true is the fact that boxing and wrestling are the easiest and most effective martial arts you can learn on top of being in the top three most effective martial arts ever
>>273239Yeah, but then on the other side of that coin, you get the traditional martial artists who look down their nose at boxing and wrestling. Which is weird, because many of them have even done those sorts of arts further back in their past, but they treat their indoctrination into overly complicated and mystical traditional arts as some kind of awakening.For example, I know an old man who did boxing and judo when he was a kid in the early 70s, but then switched to traditional in the late 70s and early 80s. They indoctrinated him so hard that even though he hasn't practiced in any meaningful way in over four decades, he still genuinely believes he's a deadly weapon and nothing else really measures up to what he's done. He's made it such a core part of his persona that he's less confident and more just impervious to criticism or any challenging ideas. Seeing someone pour that much of their life down a thing like that would be sad to watch if it wasn't so funny and annoying.
/HEMA/ General - my buckler's face when Edition>What is HEMA?HEMA stands for Historical European Martial Arts, sometimes also called Historical Fencing.It's reconstructing how to fight with swords, daggers, polearms, and other weapons based on old European fighting treatises>What does it look like?Inside the World of Longsword Fighting - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zueF4Mu2uMBack to the source - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DBmNVHTmNsMartin Fabian Sparring - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8QlbKfX84k>Where can I find these treatises?https://wiktenauer.com/wiki/Main_Pagehttps://wiktenauer.com/wiki/Category:WeaponsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>272327Where/when did this happen? Looks like that bald bongnigger was right about reggy strongs anyhow, you hate to admit it but
>>258444As someone who does sports fencing (foil) I find it interesting that hema doesnt bent the ends of their thrusting swords. Yah I know its not AESTHETIC, but it really does help to prevent the stiff blade poke. even with light foil blades a stiff thrust can fucking hurt.
Happy Halloween nerds
Do you practice sword in either hand? Or just in dominant hand and embrace the asymmetry?
>>273304Doing both is good so you don't have to fight southpaws from orthodox
Is this a meme? Anyone try it? It is already too cold where I live to try it, but I was thinking maybe next summer I would buy one and try to foil some of the lakes
>>272138not a meme but it is probably the most physically challenging thing you can do except for maybe combat/combat sports. expect your heartrate to be maxed out at all times. get lessons if you can, hopefully learn to foil behind a jetski first and then go learn dock starts. lakes can be brutal because of weeds, boats, and other hazards. first thing you will want to do is learn how to assess wind conditions and start scouting locations now.you should also think about what you want to do and what gear you need. best is to hook up with locals and see what they are using.
>>272204that bitch on youtube learned to do it in like 2 weeks and just spams videos of her doing it like it's some extreme feat. you're literally just pumping. any skateboarder or sufer can figure it out in 5 minutes.
foiling is cool its hard as fuck though
>>273170maybe I just suck at boardsports idk
B.J. Penn and his schizoid delusions are based and I'm tired of pretending they're not.
I bet you like True Crime.
That's actually interesting.Are the Reptilians servants after B.J. Penn? Is he the next Martin Lawrence/Mariah Carey/Dave Chappelle/John McAfee?https://youtu.be/--fTinzbltYhttps://youtu.be/kF1TIaZ1DKA
Thread for Asian kickboxing. No more brother wars.Muay Thai>LUMPINEE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYMw_GleQjXnKMjhCY58V4w>MAX https://www.youtube.com/user/maxmuaythaichannel>CH8https://www.youtube.com/c/Muaych8>PETCHYINDEE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsN96OvHRSZWiecrdPvy5Wg>ONE Championship https://www.youtube.com/c/ONEChampionship>THAI FIGHThttps://www.youtube.com/c/ThaifightOfficialComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>272746realistically, what do you do in that situation? myself i think i'd just fall down to the ground so the ref resets it
Hello my /xs/bros, I hope everyone has been having a rad summer. I'm here to bring a few updates on how our virtual divegrass team is coming along.The first order of business, here is a new crest I made for the team. Inspired by the New York Red Bulls FC crest, this keeps our iconic logo, and expands upon it, adding many of our extreme sports onto the crest. Let me know what you all think.Now onto our upcoming games. The 4cc Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies are coming up next month, and we have 2 games scheduled.September 13th vs /jp/ - Third match of the day.Also on that same day vs /pw/ - Final match of the day.Both of these games will be live managed, so look forward to live management autism.Following the friendlies, the Tag Team Cup 7 will be taking place at the end of September & beginning of October. We will be participating and tagging with our friends over at /tv/, to form /xstv/. This team will bring you the most extreme and insane shit you've seen on television.And finally, towards the end of October, the Autumn Babby Cup will officially be underway. We still have many projects in the works for our epic return, so we will keep this thread updated on announcements regarding the Tag Team Cup 7 and Autumn Babby Cup.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Good luck from /his/!
>>268356/xs/ will always be fun to watch. Don't care about results. Fun is fun. So keep it up and continue delivering fun. Love the new logo.
Well we had 2 very fun games today, a 3-4 win against /jp/, and a 2-1 loss against /pw/, with Dan being the hero of the day, and Zorb being the shitter for not being in place for a /pw/ goal. Thank you to everyone that watched. We have a lot of work to do to prepare for the actual cup next month, so I expect an even better /xs/ than what we saw today.>>270402Thanks lad, I hope we play /his/ soon because I have a really good hyp in mind that involves MMA.>>270440I really appreciate that, as a manager it's my job to get the wins, but fun is extremely important to me.
Hello once again /xs/bros. The Autumn Cup draw happened earlier today, and we have our opponents and match days scheduled as followed:vs /g/ on October 30thvs /vrpg/ on November 1stvs /vr/ on November 7thLast year we had a Halloween themed hyp video based on the Halloween Hellbomb, so this year we will once again continue that tradition for our match against /g/.Regarding our anthem. It has always been Superman by Goldfinger, however, the band recently remade the song a few years ago, and I do believe it is an excellent version of the song. That being said, I believe it's worthy of being used as our anthem going forward. Please come support our team. These will be our final games of the year. We will give it our all, as we are hoping this will be the best version of /xs/ that we've seen yet.
We won our game against /g/!We play /vrpg/ on Sunday. We’re looking to win that game, so we can nearly secure a spot in the Elites.
How come gymnastics is targeted towards kids and not adults?
>>272880Oh goddamn it, how do these damn spoiler tags work
>>268620It would be too hard.Most adults can't even do the full squat like the girl in the middle.
>>268654Yoga is easy and accessible. You don't really need to go all hardcore into it to get somewhere. It's basically "going to gym" equivalent of mobility sports. Same reason going to gym for your regular workout is popular while olympic weightlifting isn't
>>268620So you have zero understanding of the sport
>>268654So you have absolutely zero understanding of yoga either
Being a musician is optional.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cpRB0TAhs4&ab_channel=uffesgrotta
IM GONNA GIVE YOU WHAT YOU SNEED
>>232781>The band decries succumbing to self-pity or vices like alcoholim starting to question if bam is really an earth rocker bros..
>>244892And then Bam has a run-in with the law for the same reason Vito did?
>>273123What waa Vito's reason?
>>273150https://www.today.com/popculture/bam-margeras-uncle-held-sex-charges-1c9492715>Aug 2006>Reality television’s Vincent “Don Vito” Margera, uncle of “Viva La Bam” star Bam Margera, was held without bond Saturday on a charge of sexual assault on a child.Basically I think he groped a couple of teenage girls or some shit.
