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All "rate me" and "camwhoring" threads belong on /soc/. Do not ask for or post pictures of yourself or others. >>>/soc/
I told him happy Halloween and that his Halloween costume looks warm
>>85870087I have been extremely clear about this being what I want with him. I even told him he could still date other people while dating me. His community asked me how I'd train for his dick and I posted a detailed response.
>>85870093>his communityMormon?
>>85870093women will really do anything for chad jfc
>>85870098No a specific paid private community he has. I was also asking for an ai version of him to date in there
>>85870127That sounds like Mormonism to me. Soaking sounds like fun.
I hate parties, hate socializing, hate talking to people (am autistic) dont really want friends or a gf, just want to get rid of this crushing feeling of loneliness any solutions that dont involve talking to ai chatbots?
anon, you gotta change your attitude into liking socializing, but it doesn't have to take shape in a loud obnoxious party, that can be stressful if you have autism. we are social animals at heart, so don't suffer unnecessarily just because you have autism. Find an autism group or something, join a book club, goto church, find a niche group or something is my recommendation. and get some company
>>85870107>Just fix your attitude broYou don't know what you're talking about.
>>85869814How do you not want to socialize but feel lonely?
>>85870122okay maybe i'm wrong but OP is saying that he doesn't want to be lonely, yet hates socializing. so it makes me wonder if it's just a problem of what type of socializing. maybe theres a way for OP to like socializing, i think he needs it if he's to not end up lonely forever.
Go to an asian massage parlor and plap em good
>>85870074>Tyrone is also shopping for itmy name is Tony thank you very much
>>85870063I have to leave the house to do that, no thanks.
>>85870063I don't want to pay for sexand I'm not white so I'm not getting an asian gf either
>>85870063AMPs give me human trafficing vibes. how come i can only find asians as part of agencies or massage parlors? plus they're never native english speakers.
>>85870063Why does her ass have the texture of a watermelon
I am at work right now and there are woman walking around me, it boggles my mind that they have vaginas. Fucking insane.
>>85869849Fucking look at this.The woman walking around in the office have this right now and it looks just like this from underneath them. WHAT THE FUCK How can you not think about this when you see them? They have vaginas. All of them.
>>85869245they are trying to hypnotize me with vaginas!
>>85869926how are girls realhow is this allowed
>>85869784Bummer that is your life.
>>85869926Imagine just wedging your hand in there and feeling and groping as she giggles and drags you around with your hand stuffed in her ass crack.
Why would I drink or do drugs when my only addiction is tugging my pp to getting cucked by Nessa?
If you get into weed or stimulants you can amplify your love for Nessa like you've never felt before, cuckie. :)
Women will put up with literally anything if you're Chad but if you're slightly awkward or under 6 feet it's a death sentence
>>85869006Some cuck will marry this because he "doesn't care" about her past
>>85869006chad fucked those 10 girls and you none.that's life
>>85869396On the plus side CHAD caused this roastie all sorts of anguish
>>85869006they have no self esteem but a lot of pride
>>85869248Don't care what American foids or simps do. Do you visit dumpsters and wonder why they stink? That's precisely what you're doing. Let it stink, there are greener pastures (outside America).
I was just in Germany a few hours ago.And I struggled to find a single German personIt's all IndiansDude, I'm not kiddingHow the fuck did that happenThey don't know how to use the fucking moving walkway, and they SMELLthe first options to appear at the menu are always the chicken options, and they have extra large curry as the main sauce optionI had to sit and watch these creatures eat guacamole or some shit with their hands, it's disgustingComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
that's so sad, but that's what happens when you lose against the jews in a gamble for everything
>>85870051bro was in a house of mirrors
im pretty sure the crack thing is still front page news. every day forever
>>85870086>hardworkingYou sheltered child, they scam everyone, hire only other indians and are general plague.Hardworking, you mean the Indian manager breaks human rights laws to force the indian worker to do things they shouldnt be doing. And dont even start on the "programmersYou must be on crack if that makes sense to you
>>85870123He's trying to farm izzat
How can you see this and not want to start a family?
>>85869473>>85868942I have seen a number of pieces of art by this artist and it's got to be some of the most hideous and disturbing shit I have ever layed eyes on, counting gore, deaths, and other Internet shock imagery.
Ok, you get crazy pregnant, that's the highway road to suicide. Are you serious? These natalism fundamentalist people are retarded.
>>85869421before I creampie her while sucking on her feet
>>85869523>Men (niggers)Or Mexicans, beaners fucking love fucking redheads
>>85869048Yeah. Seeing red heads do shit like this pisses me off. Like that Cornell whore. What a fucking waste of a red head. They're so rare.
The Letter Thread.
>>85869990No. Colton cried and larped, threw a tantrum this entire thread. Thats on him. What i am doing is being faithful and keeping my promise to my maria>I won't lose you * I know that, I won't allow it>You're the best, perfect for me>I'm so lucky>That's good to hear love you,>Lots>You make things better>Even when you aren't here, you do so much>I love you more>I promise it will be * and * on the beach someday>You have to wait for meComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>85870011I do not give a single fuck.
>>85870019you say that, yet you take the time to wait to respond. regardless if it be the 60 sec captcha gen time or the period it takes to respond to the captcha after waiting.... unless... you paid for 4chan passs?? then you must care soooo much! :D happy halloween!
>>85870049Ok, I do give a fuck. I lied because /letter/ threads make me defensive. I'm glad you had fun.
Call on meeeeeeeeeeeeCaaaall on me~
Dont believe the impostorsDont believe in the threats None of them are realAll haters who are willing to do ANYTHING to destroy the one person who they are most jealous of
buddy. you're finished. i won today and i win later too.
>>85870033You won a bag of deeznuts
Finally, the time is as it should be. When it's daytime, the fucking sun is out. When it's night, it's fucking dark outside. This is the correct way to set the clock for the entire year. It's demented that we're going to intentionally cost ourselves another hour of sleep once again next year, only so more kids can get hit by cars waiting for the bus when it's dark in the morning, and the sun will ruin my comfy evening vibes. But for now, daylight saving time is over, and I am happy.
Is there a lore reason for why women are so bad at driving?
I have wasted my potential and have already given up on a good life, or even one thats worth living. I have no friends. The love of my life has left me, and I have failed at everything. I am giving up. I am too old for things to be better. My age: Alexander the Great conquered half the world, and all I did was fuck up. Most people my age have careers, experience, skills, or talents. Meanwhile, I am about to be one year older and have nothing. I understand someone like me with a 60 IQ will never accomplish anything. I am just so useless that I had my father, grandpa, uncles, bosses, supervisors, and foremen. I am also not likable; most people hate me after a couple of minutes of talking, which is why I don't speak unless I have to. I also get nervous and mumble; I have no reason even to be confident in myself. I am not gonna really bother living if I have those 3 items left on my bucket list. I've been a stupid, ugly retard since March 24, 2003, 3:54 am. You know, the sad thing is that I know if I can't make it in America, I can't make it anywhere
>>85870115we make no progress because we just don't fuck you
Chad Stepdad EditionPrevious thread:>>85799807 New thread for content and discussions related to the cuckson fetish and cuckson psychology. Fantasies, real experiences, and media related to the idea of serving as your mother's diligent cuckold slave, simping for your mother, and generally being submissive and subservient to her. Off-topic posting about other family members is not encouraged. Please refrain from tasteless spamming.Cucksons/Anons Survey:>What race and age are you?>What country do you live in?>What height are you?>What is your erect penis size/length?>(Optional) What is your job?>How did your mom give you your first cuckgasm?Questions about your mom:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>85869145So you're okay with incest but not cuckolding?Thanks for the bump btw
Why is Ash's mom so NTR coded?
This thread had better not be archived when I wake up.
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>>85869265exquiste couloring.
