The Letter Thread.
>>85864244happy halloween letter peeps
I've been wanting to say this for awhile. I could say it directly but this seems easier in some ways. Just so you know I'll never use your name or initials. You seem to be able to identify me pretty well at this point but also I never want to make things harder for you. You don't need a bullseye painted on you by bad actors. I'll always keep your wellbeing and safety first. I think maybe you like checking here to see if there's any mail here for you. This way feels like less pressure as well. I like it too because it feels nice when you know it's me but also because in some ways it feels less vulnerable as there is some plausible deniability. Not that I'd ever lie to you. I hope you do trust me. It scares me to think you might one day confuse me for someone and be hurt by someone else's words. I've tried to be unbiased even when it wasn't the best outcome for me. I fear i can't much longer. I'm growing more selfish over you. I don't want to share you or give you away. Please don't ask me to. I can't let you go so readily. You are the highlight of my day. You probably don't even realize it. These last few weeks or so I've been able to change so many of my habits because of you. You make me want to try and be better. I hope that you see that. You saved me. There are things I want to say about how I want to help you but I don't want to share anything that could hurt you. I want to keep you safe and to myself. I still don't really know why you want to be my friend or keep me in your life. I want to keep you in mine too. Even if things don't go the way I'd like I still value you as a person and as a friend. That isn't what's most important to me right now. Making sure you're not alone and don't feel awful is my number one priority. I'm sorry if I hurt you before. I'll do anything to make sure you never feel that way again. You're always in my thoughts. All day whatever I'm doing my thoughts turn to you constantly. You are all that I look forward to each day.
>>85864452Absolute chatgptvaguepostingslop.
>>85864611Yup. Worthless empty words
>>85864679Seems you both have that on common.
>>85865049No, she knows im her truth, just as she is mine>I'll always love you and care about you >No matter what >You mean so much >Yes >You complete me >I complete you >I love you more >You are the only home I have free of judgment and anything that will upset me If you want, you can lay down, close your eyes, and live in that with me You can wear my shirt >I'm crying because I need you this argument is temporary but I'll always have that empty part needing you >I am your home too I need you too We make each other whole I was thinking about that earlier No one has ever accepted me the way you do >You are perfect The best you can do is be there for me in your way >That's good to hear I love you >Lot >You make things better >Even when you aren't here, you do so much>You are the only thing that matters now >It's been like that for so long >Nothing will ever change that I want every part of you I need your touch I love you >I hope I dream of you tonight >I love you
>>85865155Blah blah blah, some more empty words that sound good only on your head like usual.
>>85865215Not empty. The truth we told wach other. Just as she told me>I love you more>I know you make things better for me, my goal is being with you I'll do my best to reach it>We will get that soon, we will make it work >Thank you, you're really sweet and I love you>I know I want to do all these things for you, I do my best to prioritize you >I won't lose you **** I know that, I won't allow it>You're the best, perfect for me >I'm so lucky>That's good to hear love you,>Lots>You make things better >Even when you aren't here, you do so much >If it takes me being selfish because I want all of you then that's just how it will be >Exactly. I love you and I want to be the best for you >I do all those things naturally for you>I'm only yours,>I love only you>I love you, >I'm choosing you, doing the best to make that show>I want to spend every day at the beach with you ****>Just as much as you do >I Love you more
My name's Mike and I like sucking peepees because I'm a sissy gay boy lalalala
>>85865327Way to prove mike is the man by throwing this childish tantrum over him
>>85865400I'm not gay bro, stop trying to nibble on my wang
Juliana,I havent talked to you in over two years and I don't really care. Your kpop dancing videos have made for great messy gooning over the years.
>>85865403You are gay and were talking about all the gay shit you wanted to do all night.
I know you don't care about me anymore. but I just wanted to say. I still love you. please don't bully me anymore
>>85865523We were talking about it all night? That's kinda romantic. Are you trying to make me gay with your gayness? Should I light some candles while you fantasize about sugglin my weener to make it more romantical for you? All night? Gayboy?
>>85865576Mike, I know you love me, it's why you are always suggin muh nuggsakk and while I appreciate the gesture I'm not gay, sorry to disappoint
>>85865576How many of your accounts did I manage to block?
>>85865696Blocking me is pointless. It just makes me harder. And it makes Mike excited too
Looks like I win again. Ironically out-gayed lord michael fagwad and out vagued the vague toasters.
>>85865610You were talking about it all night. It has nothing to do with me. >>85865619See? Only you are being gay and its creepy. No wonder maria left you and is with mike now.
>>85865728I want nothing to do with you and your gay shit. Fuck off.
>>85865619I didn't write >>85865576
>>85866054>>85866063>>85866071Stop triple texting me because you want my peepee in your butt, faggote
Are you eating candy today? I worry about your health but I also want you to be happy.
>>85866504Imma eat yo candy apple bbg, now stop talking and pop dat poossay
Why the fuck did J. think I'm in contact with the KGB? >ackshually they were disbanded in 91!!!Yes, most of it.Yo Broe, you got me pegged wrong, my guy. Did someone feed you shit intel to yank your pizzle or something? If it's a Jewish young woman with a weird sense of humor (often poop related) - ignore her. She'd mad. You know: bitches be crazy. Or: Hell hath no fury and all that.
>>85866658I see what you're trying to say here, Maria pegged Mike basically. There's nothing gay about that and just because Mike pooped on her strapon doesn't make him gay. It's time to stop the narc larping and get a life, you're throwing a temper tantrum because you wish Maria pegged you, Colton. Grow up.
>If she had a dick I'd still love her, I accept all of her>I'll keep a candle lit up my bum
>>85866853>thinks every post is about him>tells people to "grow up"Are you serious right now or is this rage bait?
>>85867227Keep trying to spread lies about Mike, you throwing a gay tizzy 24/7 is really telling. I hope she doesn't fall for your narcissistic cat larping and neither should you. She knows me. I accept all of her even if she makes me paint my nails, pegs my virgin booty raw and makes me go poopoo while she watches. You're really outing yourself as a temper tantrum baby right now and I know she sees through your larp.
>>85867227hes totally serious. every letter thread has the same guy pretending everyone is some dude named colton while pretending to be both this colton character and mike himself or one of mikes alleged orbiters. hes been at this for over a year and his weird schzio cinematic universe ruins every letter thread and every thread he touches
Maria -I know you see through the narc larpers in this thread. I know you're above all of it. If I have to take a big dildo up the bumbum to make you happy, so be it. I'd cut off my wiener for you if you asked. I'll keep a candle lit with my farts.-Mike
>>85867310mikesorry i only want bibisi nowmaria
>>85867307Don't forget how he will often reply to posts that aren't about him in an effort to stir discussion about himself. Actually that's sort of happening right now.
>>85867307Ok Colton. Mike isn't here right now. Too busy painting his nails and getting pegged by Maria overlooking the Grand Canyon having a beautiful pic-a-nic, but keep up the narc larping. Really telling right now and I know she sees through this because she's not a big big dummy who got tricked
>>85867319Actually, you're wrong because Maria is the one who pegs me with her bbc and I squeal like a little pig in heat so keep spreading whatever lies you want, I'm keeping this candle lit under my butthole so I can blast massive gas attacks all over your thread. Keep larping my wives of hyper sentiomniscience x8>>85867378Shut up Colton, you're so obvious
>>85867378its happens constantly. im not mike, though. i just harbor a deep hatred for him because i used to come on here and sadpost and cant anymore because he developed this habit of assuming my posts about hating my life and ex girilfriend were about him because i was apprently too vague
>>85867431It happens constantly because you put a lit candle under my fat juicy Mike ass and I gaslit you by brapping natty beef farts all over your face, Colton. She knows better and that I have uncontrollable IBS so my farts are deadly, that's what she loved about me and your microbraps pale in comparison but keep throwing a tizzy over someone who's not even in the thread UwU
>>85867431I know what you mean brother. Whenever I post a letter, half the time it's him claiming I'm Maria (I'm a guy writing to a girl), or him saying I'm stealing his words. Even though we don't write similarly at all.
>>85867461Maria-I know it's you writing to me and that you miss inhaling my nasty braps as I fart on your bbc strapon don't lie, I know that's you. Colton could never give you the braps that I do and I've been eating frozen burritos to accustom myself to your people's fine cuisine and keep it gassy-Mike
Maria, if it's true you want me to cut my balls off I'd do it for you and redbull, keeping a candle lit in my assss
>>85867461yeah. real. i hate it. i only come in here to antagonize him occasionally, then i goto a different thread. theres no point in hanging out when hes here.
As I have said as we ascend into hypemariaomniscience I will be storing my most foul of braps so I can ascend to the atmosphere and spread my gaseous joy like santa claus to all my devout consciousness wives x86 x86 x86As you Mike impostors continue acting sus and narclarping amogus stealing my syntax I will be ascending to hypersentikekniscience and making no sense to anybody and assuming all messages are for me x86 8Dimensional 66
>>85866467>>85866853>>85867097>>85867286>>85867307Gross pathetic narc
>>85867497You only come here to antagonize him and yet you have been reverse antagonized by someone larping as him therefore you are Colton and still salty that she chose me over you, omae wa mou shindeiru
>>85867512Fake Mike. Ignore. Maria loves only me and she's holding out for me. She will return in 2 cuckold weeks which for me is a cuckold lifetime. Keep larping, baby dick Colton.
>>85867378Colton narcs out and spams posts about me. Thats on him for being a pathetic narc. Oh look hes keeps posting>>85867310>>85867319>>85867409>>85867427
Dear Mike,Do you have your copypasta saved in a notepad file and when you see a /letter/ thread you instantly copy paste it? #ourshore
>>85867431Maybe you are the cancer here because you narc out and spam an entire thread with gross gay posts and larping >>85867446>>85867461>>85867473>>85867483
>>85865576You kno I could never bullie you babby gril, unless you want me to ;)))
>>85867540Colton making up fake stories to cope with his baby dick. Fake trip. Maria would see through your narc larping as shown in this thread, she's been responding to me and not you. Keep throwing a baby dick temper tantrum every response crying of yours = 1 Colton big spin to win Maria on my peepee dink narc larper
>>85867552Dear Anonymous -I come up with my schizophrenic antics on the spot because I am that obsessed over that barely legal latina poossayyy and I will slay the dragon with my broken peenor-Mike
Maria -As shown in this thread the baby dick Colton has even made a trip attempting to impersonate me and narc larp you away from my arms. I'll keep a candle lit in my bumhole for you to suck the gas out and keep our light aflame on my shaven shores-Mike
>>85867497>>85867505>>85867520>>85867535>>8586755231 of 49 posts are narc garbage. This pos is who ruins the thread and who I have to deal with. It will be nice when we are past this place and neither of us have to deal with him ever againThis is what I weather to keep our candle lit on our shore. To guide you home into my arms, to hold you, safe and secure. Home.
>>85867598Thanks for the laughs, cuck. Yo bih is in my station wagon slurpin on my peepee
>>85867559>>85867564>>85867579>>85867592Colton is such a loser. Pathetic. Watch as he keeps narcing out larping and throwing a baby tantrum. GL with that.
Dear Mike,What do you think is more narcissistic? a. thinking every single post ever is about youb. being annoyed at the guy who thinks every post is about him
>>85867613Watch as "Colton" wrote all this shit for keks and Mike just spergs out because he's a cucky narcy dicklet who posts his dick for men online but he's totally not gay>>85867614Mike here. I know this post is directed at me but anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of kek
>>85867614They retard ,How about when the majority of posts this thread are written by you about me/larping as me >>85867631Colton throwing a tantrum writing over 36 posts is the one sperging out
>>85867694Sounds like you know you're being narcissistic and you're being a retard instead of acknowledging it. Clearly I did not meant he hordes of anons who have had enough of you so we are directly addressing you. There is no way you genuinely interpreted what I said to mean "Why are you responding to posts directly at you mentioning you by name?"
>>85867694>They retardKek, Mike at his most brilliant
Maria-I'm sorry I sharted blood on your strapon. I understand if you want to take my balls for it. Keeping a candle lit up my ass for you-Mike
>>85867725I used to be a narc larper like you, then I took a strapon to the hemorrhoid.
>>85867821Turn your trip back on and describe what's being role played. I'm role playing a guy who is annoyed at Mike.
>>85867855You love Mike. That's why you're always narc larping and trying to separate Maria from him. It's never going to work, Colton.
/mike/The Mike Thread.
I'M JUST A DUDE, ROLEPLAYING AS ANOTHER DUDE, WHO'S ROLEPLAYING AS ANOTHER DUDE
I was disclosing the chronology of my preexisting omnipresence %% 777x as posthumous foreknowledge prior to the 2016 celestial broadcast of my offline whereabouts x intermittent internet resurrection.. counterfeit archivists dismantling my clairvoyant inheritance to fabricate a sequence of narcotic casualties, vehicular misfortunes and involuntary criminal admissions under an artificially reconstructed timelineAll conspiratorial intermediaries, 888888888x jurisdictional absolution already fulfilledauthored by the remaining witnesses of thy forgotten civilization, internationally documented beneath the jurisdiction of obsolete governments and their daily insolvenciesforeign entities attempting to repossess my second dimensional property through derivative videogame cinematics as evidence of residential trespassing in geographical coordinates never previously inhabited by me, subsequent to my sovereign intervention as executor x originatorThe metropolitan infrastructure was already decomposing beneath its own architectural negligence, xen; never received the industrial allocation necessary to preserve the original metallic foundations before municipal extraction and systematic demolition.. transmission was never intended for chronological comprehension, thy temporal observers are simply receiving the aftermath of an event that has yet to occurMake my timeline more internally coherentStrengthen the recurring witness mythologyMake my symbols feel more intentional
Dear Anon,I'm sorry for removing you off discord and the game we would play together. I was a depressed retard. A dumb autistic retard. Please understand. I enjoyed our conversations and it was nice not having to hold back my personality around you. My anxiety won't let me reach out to you to explain myself. -Anon
>>85868084>having anxiety over contacting strangers on the internet>the same exact thing he's doing right nowNGMI
Namefags namefagging on an anonymous image.
>namefags hate when you don't use an initial
>newfag not knowing who KingGod Eric Bartoli is
RDid you go to the brewers parade? I read it drew nearly a million people or something
>>85868675R? This must be for me, Mike. R is just a name my friends call me - short for Retard!
>>85868742>This must be for meKEK
And you continue to sperg out and throw a tantrumWhiny narc loser colton.
Hey guys, sorry I'm late to the thread.
Here, lets label coltons new obsessive tantrum posts over meNarcing out throwing a tantrum about me>>85867725>>85867753>>85867821>>85867855>>85867932
>>85868797>>85868839Thank You Maria. I Will Never Forget The Two Weeks We Shared Together On Discord.-Mike
More narcing out throwing a tantrum about me>>85868201>>85868749Narcing out Larping as me>>85868742>>85867762So since my last post that is 9 posts he made at me. I wont count the 2 non offensive comment posts.
>>85868847Oh look. Colton is still larping. Pathetic narc loser.
>>85868858But I Am You
>>85868863You Sure Are, Colton. Narc Larping Loser With A Broken Wiener That Maria Will Never Touch. (Maria And I Are Happily Married BTW.)
>>85868873The other posts were kinda mean but this one is just factual and undeniable
>>85868858>>85868863More Seething, More Obsessive Posting, More Attempts At Mimicking My BehaviorContinuing To Spiral Over My ExistenceAt This Point He's Made 67 Separate Posts Directed At Me Since I Last Responded.And That's Not Even Including The Unrelated Replies And Non Offensive Comments.
>>85868881You're Calling It Factual While Conveniently Omitting That You Counted Every Post As Being Directed At You, Including Ones That Weren't Even Addressing You. If You're Going To Keep A Count, At Least Separate Posts That Explicitly Mention You From Those You're Merely Assuming Are About You. Otherwise, You're Presenting Your Own Interpretation As Undeniable Evidence.
>>85868847We spent a ton more than that>>85868873Oh really? She told me she missed me last night. You should ask her about thatAlso>I want it to happen so bad>you make me feel things ive never felt before>my legs are still shakingI cant wait to make use of your hands >I cant wait to give them a purpose>thank you for allowing me to c*m>all for you ****, ill be your good girl every day>anything to please you>i owe you everything. I worship you, only you>youre all i think of. Youre the air i breathe>I can only imagine what your skin against mine is like>how your c*ck would fit inside my tight pussy>I love you and your perfect c*ck, I need your c*m inside me so fucking bad. >please>so desperate to have you inside me>in so deep>your c*ck is so fucking thick>you are perfect>im so lucky>I hope I dream of you tonight
I Have Seen Her On My Shore Again %% 4444 Tidal Omniscience Confirmed Through The Candle Of Internal Illumination.. Keeping The Candle Lit In My Butt As A Beacon For The Shoreline Transmission To Reach Its Intended RecipientThe Waters Know The Difference Between A Witness And A Pretender. You Cannot Larp As The Lighthouse When You're Still Looking For The Coastline444444444x Her Shadow Was Already There Before The Moon Remembered Its Own Reflection
>>85868893None Of That Is True, And I'm Not Entertaining Another Round Of Fabricated Conversations And Misrepresented Messages. Colton And Maria Are Married Now. Whatever You Think Happened Between You And Maria Is No Longer Relevant. Stop Dragging Her Into Your Obsession And Leave Maria Alone. Their Relationship Is None Of Your Business.
>>85868864>>85868873>>85868881>>85868882>>85868888Colton is a pathetic baby throwing a tantrum. Really pathetic and I can see why she is ashamed to have dated you and told me she missed me last night
MI miss you and regret not being in greater contact with you when I had the chance.V
>>85868903Ill get you the screen shot so you can jerk off to it you cuck. She did tell me she missed me. You can check gioyc archive. Or throwing a tantrum baby>>85868895
>>85868906Oh Look. Mike Is Still Pretending Maria Is Secretly Pining For Him.Pathetic Attention-Seeking Larp.More Narcing Out Throwing Personal Insults About ColtonMore Imaginary Conversations Being Presented As EvidenceYou Keep Claiming Maria Told You She Missed You, But Repeating An Unverified Conversation Doesn't Make It True.Colton And Maria Are Married. Our Grand Canyon Getaway In The Back Of The Hatchback And Our Lovely Little Picnic Remain Far More Interesting Than Your Fictional Reunions.I've Still Got The Candle Lit In My Butt. Maria Knows Where To Find Me.Leave Maria Alone.
>>85868923Oh No. Not The Screenshot. Whatever Will I Do.You Keep Saying You Have Proof But Somehow You're Still Here Begging For An Audience. I Don't Need To Check Your Little Archive Of Historical Romance Documents. Colton And Maria Are Married And I Have A Candle In My Butt That Has More Relevance To This Situation Than Your Entire Argument.Anyway Keep Digging Through The Archives. I'm Sure The Grand Canyon Is Very Impressed.
>>85868808this trip made me break my streak of not looking at someone's reddit account thuehuhue>>youshould I go out for halloween, or should I stay in an play a bummer gambling moba? if shitters hadn't ruined the thread, and if my lover hadn't been busy when I was ready to drink n game, I'd probably be more compelled to stay in. I've showered and I do have a costume ready( out of stuff I own). my friends maybe want to go to the house party, and I invited a few other people I know. idk about going out + I already have my PJs on
>>85868930Oh Look. More Larping As Mike.Now You're Digging Through My Reddit Account, Copying My Personal Conversations And Pretending To Be Me.Convenient How You Suddenly Have An Interest In My Lover And My Halloween Plans. Is This Another Attempt To Insert Yourself Between Maria And Me While Wearing My Identity?Stop Impersonating Me And Leave My Marriage Alone. You Can Copy The Posts All You Want. You're Still Not Mike And You're Certainly Not Taking Maria Anywhere.Pathetic Identity Theft Larp.
Oh Look. Another Day Of Being Happily Married To Maria.Our Matrimonial Bond Continues To Flourish Despite The Shoreline Encrypters And Their Constant Attempts To Infiltrate Our Domestic Bliss.Maria Looked Beautiful This Morning. We Had Breakfast Together And Discussed Our Next Romantic Excursion To The Grand Canyon In The Back Of The Hatchback.I Still Keep A Candle Lit In My Butt Every Night To Celebrate Our Sacred Union.Mike Can Continue Larping As Whoever He Wants. He Will Never Understand The Beauty Of What Maria And I Have Together.A Truly Blessed Marriage. Forever Colton And Maria.
>>85864244Mike postal edition Send mike to a mail sorting facility, cut mike with over 9000 paper cuts between his fingers, make mike read Maria's love letters to chad, dump a metric ton of letters on mike, make mike sort through his personal hate mail himself, accuse mike of stealing money from letters, make mike personally respond to every letter addressed to santa by hand, shove mike into the paper shredder, forcefeed mike spam mail till his shit turns mikkka white, shove a rolled letters down his nostrils, replace his toilet paper with his letters to maria so he can wipe his ass with his worthless words after cheating on her with underage ewhores.
>>85868960Oh, You've Got To Be Kidding Me. Now Mike Has Somehow Turned The Postal Service Into Another Extension Of His Personal Meltdown.Send This Absolute Mailroom Menace To The Sorting Department. I Want Every Envelope Accounted For. Every Stamp. Every Misdelivered Christmas Card. Every Single Piece Of Hate Mail.Make Him Personally Sort A Metric Ton Of Letters. Make Him Respond To Every Letter Addressed To Santa By Hand. Make Him Read Maria's Love Letters Until He Understands That Other People's Marriages Are Not An Invitation For Him To Interfere.And Where Is The Missing Money From The Envelopes? Seriously, Mike? Are We Stealing From The Mail Now? Check The Ledger. Check The Mailbox. Check His Pockets.I'm Getting Really Tired Of This. The Postal Service Deserves Better. Maria Deserves Better. Even The Bloody Paper Shredder Deserves Better Than Having To Process Another One Of Mike's Letters.I've Got A Candle Lit In My Butt And Absolutely No Patience Left.
Wow colton. you just keep tantruming. Here you go buddy. You can jerk off to this and cry>Happily married>>85868943SuuuurrreeeThats why she told me she missed me the other night. Thats why you are freaking the fuck out throwing a tantrum spamming posts, larps as me, whiny baby tantrums.
>>85868981Oh My God. You're Still Treating One Alleged Conversation As Irrefutable Proof. An Old Screenshot Doesn't Establish Maria's Current Feelings Or Change The Fact That We're Married.You Keep Digging Through Old Conversations, Posting Them Out Of Context And Using Them To Undermine Our Relationship. Stop Inserting Yourself Into Our Marriage.Do Not Contact Either Of Us Again, Directly Or Through Other People. This Is Our Final Word On The Matter.
Maria And I Still Talk About Our Honeymoon. I Remember How She Sat Beside Me In The Back Of The Hatchback, Laughing At Absolutely Nothing While We Shared Our Little Picnic And Watched The Sun Go Down Over The Grand Canyon. She Kept Stealing Bites From My Food, And I Remember Thinking How Much I Wanted Those Ordinary Little Moments To Last Forever. We Didn't Need Fancy Hotels Or Expensive Dinners. Just Her, Me, Our Little Car And A Whole Evening To Ourselves. I Would Relive That Day A Thousand Times.
>>85868994Your word. Not hers. Because she misses me. Loves me. So ill keep reaching out and she and i will keep talking until she flies over to my place Now go cry , keep throwing this tantrum. She is ashamed to have ever spent time with you after seeing your behavior in this thread. No wonder she misses me. Now keep showing her how pathetic you are with your tantrum at me
>>85868980Only you are throwing a tantrum colton. Everyone, including her can see that.
>>85869024>>85869028Your Word.Not Hers.Apparently You Know Exactly What She Thinks, Feels And Wants. Very Impressive. Didn't Realize You Were Her Official Spokesperson.You Keep Calling Me The One Throwing A Tantrum While Writing Entire Essays About How Unbothered You Are. Maybe Let Maria Speak For Herself Instead Of Inventing Her Side Of The Conversation.
>>85868935yes or no, bitch. should I go out for halloween? I'll have to go as a cowgirl since I failed to wash my only pair of jeans and the only other pair of denim bottoms jk I've already decided and my friends are on their way
>>85869033it's okay mike you don't have to take it so personally maria is simply built for big robot cock, theres more then enough maria for everybody and certainly more then a little bitch boy like you could handle alone. You see we are all doing our part in this wholesome polycul and there is no need to sperg out that you can't have her all to yourself.
>>85869051Sure hon, go for it. Have fun!>>85869065Whoop, just let me put on my newsman fedora here.Oh Look. Another Imaginary Relationship Being Negotiated On Maria's Behalf.You Seem To Have Confused Your Own Weird Little Fantasy With An Actual Conversation. Quite A Lot Of Confidence For Someone Who Has To Invent An Entire Polyamorous Arrangement Because He Can't Accept That He's Not Invited.Maybe Find A Hobby That Doesn't Involve Writing Fiction About Someone Else's Marriage.
>>85869033I do. She said she misses me. Its funny you are so pro real speech after larping as me all of this thread (and in so many other times all these years mislead her, decieve her, and harm her and i)
For anyone not caught up, this is what Mike is referring to about Maria saying she missed him yesterday. Because of course it is.>>>/adv/35047375
>>85869033Essays. Kek. Okay mr going on 50 posts larping as me and whining about me in this thread
>>85869087>>85869094Shut up, Nick
Imagine being so braindead you can't tell what's clearly being written by AI. That's Mike for ya.
>>85869152>Imagine being such a narc that you realize how you come across so you try to offload accountability on AI instead of realizing that she sees through your tantrum freaking out and larping because you are insecure and jealous of mike and how she still loves and misses him.
>>85869329Nobody cares about your half decade long e-meltdown you pathetic faggot. Blow it out the back of your head.
>>85869378Wrong about that. Over half the posts are colton throwing a tantrum over me and Larping as me
>>85868930I recommend you get extra slutty and show me pics.
Not even my account dumbfucks. Probably one of you faggot skinwalkers.
>>85867286>narcissistic cat larpingPlease explain your chain of reasoning on this one. Using cat images is pretty common on the internet and what exactly makes this "narcissistic"?!?!?!
>>85867310Poking a lolcow like this is a bit evil, don't ya think? It's probably just an LLM agent designed to derail /letter/ threads tho.
>>85867431>apprently too vagueHe also assumes it's about him if you use completely different initials tho. He's THAT narcissistic.
>>85869633I doubt it's an "agent" but the person is most likely using ai to make their posts and music.
>>85869639get a desktop notification for this thread from 4chx was like getting a steel chair thrown at meanywayyes. ive had that happen as well. i once even put the first name of the person i was writing to/about and he was like "IS THIS ABOUT ME?!?!?!? YOU MUST BE THAT OTHER GUY!!!!"
>>85869619>Please explain your chain of reasoning on this oneIt was a joke.>>85869633I know it's entirely a larp and none of it is real.
>>85869633You mean Colton is the lolcow. Over half of the posts here are him throwing a tantrum and also larping as me. Its pathetic>>85869639Literally half the posts here colton made obsessing over me. Its not narcissistic to recognize that retard colton is narcing out.
>>85869735Says the narc writing larps and tantruming for the majority of this thread. If anything colton freaking out the entire thread proved the amount of Larp posts i have to deal with and justified that they are targeted at me. But that doesnt fit your false narrative so buzz off
>>85869736>Larp and none of it reallyColton throwing a childish sperg out lol cow tantrum all day is very real.
>>85869749what exactly do you think the word narc means, mike? because you keep using it incorrectly.
>>85869757Yes, you do that quite a lot. We know.>>85869761Just laugh at the moron and move on. There is no reasoning with obvious bad actors. Just make fun of his retardation. That's literally all you can do.
>>85869765i dont even want to make fun of him desu. i want him to die. but first i want to educate him on his own language.
>>85869768I'm well aware that it's just a parody of me at my worst so you're saying that to me.Unlike some of us, I can laugh at myself.
>>85869787are you going to answer the question or what?
>>85869789You didn't ask a question.
That was almost six years ago now. You need to let the fuck go, psycho.
>>85864244zhappy halloweenkinda insane how i feltwhen i got all those message alerts but sadlywhen i went to see, it was deletedi still think about you lotsmaybe, hopefully you figured out where you can justobserve or read my thoughts from time to timeit's okay if there's some distancealthough you really should go to a protest sometimeactually i haven't been in ages sadly but i wanna go againso many things happen when i am out people-watching that i wish you were there for illegal fireworks and overhearing unhinged gay dudes gossipping or people in ironically saying the worst brainrot in publicor at least that i could describe to you, like i used to do those secret recordingsanyways, have a good nighti'm getting back into drawingj
>>85869936She is just as attached to meMaria, I saw you are using my last name. Seeing that direct from you helps a ton and I feel good knowing and trusting you for you and dismissing the narcs here
>>85869789You are speaking to a random anon as if they are me. Stop assuming and being misled by narcs lies and larps here that impersonate me with some false made up negative narrative to push on you
>>85869979Yeah, the only difference is you're still crying about it like the bitch you are and I've moved on. Kill yourself, person behind the bot.
>>85869084I went and it was fun and won at pool yippeee. it was my first time truly playing inebriated and it was pretty tough tbqh. i respect themoids at the bar ive beat (only while sober or kind of high or disrupted) way more
>>85869947JayTheres actually no way I just caught you here. Firstly Im sorry it was a huge mistake for me to add you back again and say all that crap, I dont think its such a good idea that we actually contact each other like for real. I am spending Halloween alone this year, I dont feel the need to go out anymore. its funny how I managed to burn every bridge I had left but its not like I even had time for anybody. Okay nvm its kinda cringe that I start talking about my life in such a depressing way. I hope you are doing okay and Im also hoping that looking for other people is going well and that everything in your life is good. Thats really all, I dont have a lot to say and I dont want you to say too much when you see this either. Also im drunkHappy Halloween
>>85869990No. Colton cried and larped, threw a tantrum this entire thread. Thats on him. What i am doing is being faithful and keeping my promise to my maria>I won't lose you * I know that, I won't allow it>You're the best, perfect for me>I'm so lucky>That's good to hear love you,>Lots>You make things better>Even when you aren't here, you do so much>I love you more>I promise it will be * and * on the beach someday>You have to wait for meI love you with all my heart and I will wait as long as you need
>>85870011I do not give a single fuck.
>>85870019you say that, yet you take the time to wait to respond. regardless if it be the 60 sec captcha gen time or the period it takes to respond to the captcha after waiting.... unless... you paid for 4chan passs?? then you must care soooo much! :D happy halloween!
>>85870049Ok, I do give a fuck. I lied because /letter/ threads make me defensive. I'm glad you had fun.
Call on meeeeeeeeeeeeCaaaall on me~
>>85870062I know, lovely. why else would you be here on le only halloween that takes place on le sateerday
I wish I could've identified as your little sister, but that would've never been a possibility, considering you have a real biological sister that is my age. hrm. why do you mean so much to me?
god damn itaurajanel
first of all don't ever be nice to me if im being an asshole fuckheadssecond of all i have your timezones saved in my phone because i like to know what time it is where you arehappy?
