Chad's hops edition>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread >>271920
>>272673Hoshoryu is unironically such a babby about this shit. Like dude nobody cares, just stand up and go through your gay little routine that's just a LARP of Asashoryu so you can lose and pretend you had an injury.
anti russian DantakaGOYama
>>272674It's sumo kino. You don't belong here.
What is everyone's pet beya?If you say futaGOYama, you're reddit.
>>272679Ajigawa is the master race, back when he was competing nobody else had a skill set half as deep as Aminishiki did and Dan is demonstrably the logical inheritor of that title, plus he brings a level of power that Aminishiki was never quite able to put up, they are clearly the class act of the sumo world.
Dantisemites should be banned from /sumo/
>>272674
>>272671That was nimble from Akebono.
>>272674Redditors will eat it up talking about how disrespectful it is when someone doesn't respect Hoshoryu's rank, while ignoring that he was doing the same shit even back when he was a maegashira going up against ozekis.
>>272680Post 5 Aminishiki webms or you're a poser who only learned about him because he trains Dan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWki_wk-6ZgOur favourite mindreader just released his newest video!
>>272681>DantisemitesKek, ok that's a good one
>>272695buy an ad
SLOPPANDESUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUc6xxQt0-A
>>272692BOW YA MONGOL SHIT
>>272702Beer and WHAT
>>272705
>>272704>Huh? where the fuck is he going?
WENS ZUCKY
>>272708innaweek
enhussy...
>>272702Why is it always Okaryu, Kazuto, and Kiryuho featured on the Tatsunami channel
>>272714They like the camera the most? Okaryu is probably pushed into it because everyone likes him.
>>272676Was this the same match that had the false starts into the henka.
>>272727... maybe watch it?
>>272714They are all bun buddies and they only people with personality. The cook is too old and grumpy.
>Sir, a second block of butter has hit the chankonabe
>Japanese niggas set a wildfire by accident that burned down most of a national mongolian parkWondering what Asashoryu is thinking
>>272750Oh so that's what Asashoryu was tweeting about that time, interesting.
What does a Mongolian national park look like? The entire country is flat grassland.
>>272753>The entire country is flat grassland.Except for all the bits that aren't, like the Altai mountains and Gobi desert. Retard.
>>272754>t. Mong
>>272751
>>272714Makushitters run those channels. Can't have sekitori being the stars because the JSA wil throw a fit.
>thai koga
horse has announced that he is officially in for the Kyushu basho. odds that he fakes an injury before it kicks off and ends up skipping it?
>fakes0/10
Banzuke /when/
>>272774its already out, just check the spiffy video
>>272774It's the same every time. How about /when/ will learn that?
>>272776HuhWhat u means
>>272777I mean you should be lobotomized.
>>272778why didn't you just say in 4 days nukkathat's all u needed to say
>>272779
>Hoshoryu announces his participation>evil spirits destroy /sumo/It's a sign...
>>272782Fuck was that lame ass shuffling?
>>272783>>272771Its like hes trying to speedrun the end of his career.
>>272787he participated in jungyou ...and oyakata wants him to win. Unless he injures himself in the practice before/during basho lol
Anyone got that Kayo vs Mitakeumi circling around the edge of the dohyo looping gif?>>272787Yeah, it honestly feels like he's been trying to self-sabotage ever since he got the rope.
Trannytame bros we're guaranteed a KK if the whiner ITT predicts the opposite like he usually does
Hoshoryu has unironically been perfectly adequate when he hasn't been injured, it's just that he's up against a once-per-generation specimen and a Ukrainian who'll be sent to Donbas if he loses, plus another top tier Ozeki in Kirishima. That's two Ozeki with three yusho each, pretty fucking nuts honestly considering the record number without making Yokozuna is Kaio's five. People rag on him too much for not winning a yusho, as if an 11-4Y would be better than his 13-2JY. September last year was a fantastic basho because of Hoshoryu, and as long as he gets 12 and looks competitive next time he competes I think everyone will be happy with him.
>>272793He's getting a free loss from Asahifuji.
>>272794every excuse in the bookbut never a Yyokozunas are supposed to yusho, if they can't then they aren't real yokozunas
Yokozuna are meant to make sumo exciting to please the gods and nothing more.
>Watch some Kakuryu content>He's a Mong thus must have a picture of Ghengis Khan hanging upEVERY. FUCKING. TIME. WITH. THESE. MONGS.
>>272796Wrong. Yokozuna are supposed to have yusho'd in the past.
>>2727938-7
I figure the over under on horse this 'sho is probably about 10 wins, the upper banzuke is a lot more stacked than it was when he first made the rank and he is coming off a long layoff.
>>272802Fujinokawa is a meme and Atamifuji doesn't have Ozeki in him.
>>272803>never had the makings of an ozeki sekitoriremains to be seen, he is still on a run until that 12 win performance drops off, 13 wins here and he is in, but that seems pretty unlikely. he just turned 24 so he is just entering he prime, I'm OG enough to remember when he couldn't crack sanyaku and got stuck as a joi magashitter for a year, now he is on a run of 6 consecutive KK and there is no reason he won't improve further. plus he has the advantage of not fighting iseghamans
>>272804>I'm OG enough to remember when he couldn't crack sanyaku and got stuck as a joi magashitter for a yearI too started watching sumo recently.
>>272805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BhzXiIBze8
>>272794>it's just that he's up against a once-per-generation specimenWho he beats regularly, just not when it actually matters.>That's two Ozeki with three yusho each, pretty fucking nuts People will unironically claim Kisenosato's promotion is weaker than Hoshoryu's when that nigga had to get past THREE yokozuna (including Hakuho twice)
...dying Hakuho.
...who went onto win 8 more yushos including 3 zenshos...and beating the next guy to become yokozuna who himself dominated/would dominate everyone currently competing
>>272816Quality of competition aside, Kisenosato's is still stronger than Hoshoryu's on simple numbers, as well as ozeki performance.
>>272819Not everyone. He never beat Oho. You know who beat Oho? Hoshoryu, when it mattered. FACTS
>>272822horseryu the kinbozan killer
>>272819He was only 8-5 versus a fucking monkey.
ZUCKY HOSHII
If Hosh doesn't perform well do they just bury him in the dohyo to start the next tournament?
>>272836>Burying a disgraced zuna under the dohyoIts like you want the evil spirits to run rampant.
>yokozUMA
>>272846For me, it's Akebono
>>272846shunrai...
horseSHITryu lost 3 practice matches to Ura lmaooooooo kwaboty Ura sucks and horseSHITryu got beat by him a bunch of times lolololololol
>>272851That wasn't Ura, it was Onosato wearing an Ura costume.
where dat banzuke ato lawdy where he at
>>272855Are you retarded?
I mean it's not like anything remotely interesting is gonna happen on the zucky, iirc the top dogs were pretty set in stone.
What if Asanoyama up in the joi took the next basho down 12-3Y? Would there be a single un-pregnant women left in Japan?
i thought the JSA had stopped the stable bullying problem
keiga kwab jealous cause he got girly eyebrows
I went to a thing
>>272870thing goer
>>272870that's quite a thing anon
>>272870Who won, oh great wenter to things
>>272868Are we sure Kitao wasn't the first Mongolian yokozuna with how he unstable he was.
Ayo anybody in here know when the banzuke finna drop??
>>272879IT'S RIGHT THERE YOUYOUDOUBLE DESHI
>>272874Fubu, the yellow guy
>>272879soon, in several hours literally
>>272879
is this the thread for the guy who went to the thing?
>>272890Thing goer here, this was the menuI took a picture with konishiki after, that niggas big lol
>>272891How big was he?
>>272892Pretty big!About 2 adults wide
'zuki dropped
>>272896
Asanoyama and Fujiryoga at M1, hell yeah.
>Zucky has been out 5 minutes>Spiffy still doesn't have his video out
What the fuck is Chris's latest schizophrenic nonsense?>The price of Japanese groceries are rising>The population of Japanese towns are dwindling
>>272896I still believe in the Atami Ozeki run.
>>272901my fuarkin wigglezeki
>>272899https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdUn5-Gtnwgnvm it's out
Niggatame up to juryo 6 big bump he will be in maegashira in two bashos.
>>272905And then he will become... Miyabiyama...
BLOODBUKKAKESTYLE
>>272906No.
DAN O1E
>>272910dantisemites will chimp out at this lol
>>272910Nobody calls him Danylo anymore because he'll never get the y.
why are Dan haters all so salty?
japs love their onions sauce, and onions sauce is full of salt
>onions
Tamawashi back to maegashira :))Tobizaru down to Juryo :((
>>272897GOODBYE CHIYOSHOMAGOODBYE TOBIZARU
>>272897hatsuyama harakiri when?
>Shodai in juryo
November banzuke when?
Kotoshoho missing the basho with a concussion? that must be serious
>>272926How hard is Churanoumi's head holy shit
sumo must never become an olympic sport
>>272923>Shodaikek
>Churanoumi sent Kotoshoho back to the primordial soupBased.
>>272932kek
How pussy of a call was that penalty on cam skattebo's trucking run. That's a highlight of a season.
>>272937Can't believe the shinpans didn't call a monoii on that.
>>272937Every ref has their marching orders and kickbacks from Kalshi. Sports betting has turned every league into WWE.
>>272897hope shodai retires soon. every one of his matches is a waste of time for all parties involved
>>272938>>272941fuck, I got so mad I posted in wrong thread, sorry.>>272942nah he won't, he's too healthy (physically at least) to retire just yet.
>>272942He's gonna smoke all the grandpas and highest career rank-M16ers in juryo for few years at least
>>272946>highest career rank-M16ers in juryoliterally half of the division, kek
>>272946This but Asahifuji.
>>2729485-10
>>272949nah, 14-1I feel like he's gonna be the new endo/kusano
Kazuma was meant to be the next Onosato...
Onosato was meant to be the previous Onosato...
Oho was meant to be the next Taiho...
would it be bad hinkaku to incorporate headbutts into your style of sumo? not just the tachi-ai but getting into a thrusting match, then letting your opponent close the gap while you lean in and slam him on purpose
>>272959*Hatakikomi's you*
>>272959Hiradoumi says hi
>>272962>Bringing up Hiradoumi and not Churanoumi who just ended Kotoshoho's entire career with a headbutt
>>272959>>272963There was a Oho vs Kotoshoho match where they butted heads three times and Kotoshoho eventually gave up and let himself be pushed out.
Kotoshoho?more liek kotoHOMO amirite?
urnotrite
>>272971You are insulting a YUSHO champion.
Would it be bad hinkaku to just smell like shit and have psoriasis and drool on the dohyo
Would it be bad hinkaku if I kicked you in the plums to make you stop asking stupid questions?
>>272976No you aren't a sumo
based asashoryu
>>272978Tearing down his concrete dohyo?
>>272979He's owning the japs
>>272978Still looks like he could fold half of Makuuchi into a pretzel.
>"Hoshoryu, who is aiming to return from right knee surgery, is not yet in top condition and is at a stage of testing his feel on the dohyo. The movement in his training was also monotonous compared to his original form, giving the impression that he was wrestling cautiously.">all the while his oyakata said he will be participating in novemberGod fucking damnit.
We haven't had a good old fashioned Day of the Knee since January last year.
>>272989>12 days before basho and taking it cautiously he's gonna aggravate the knee or perform poorly and withdraw mid basho.
>>272989Horseshit is building in his excuse why he will withdraw at the last second. It’s honestly over for him and will be forced to retire by next year. If he fights in November it will be very predictable he’ll lose to some maegashitters and have 3 losses by day 5 and withdraw. If he doesn’t at least jy when he comes back I think he will formally be asked to retire.
>>272992>Horseshit is building in his excuse why he will withdraw at the last second.Didn't his oyakata confirm him for november?
>>272994Yes.
>>272996Shit's whack.
>>272959Maybe in a rare once in a while thing, but if you start getting known as the rikishi that headbutts then other wrestlers may just start headbutting you too and then all the sudden every match you got some 300+ pound nip slamming his head into yours, gets old fast.
>>272978>I'll do any work!>Is it a part time job?>Die idiot.so tsundere~
Schrödinger's Hoshoryu
>>272994He said in an interview it’s going to be a last minute decision either way he is screwed might as well go out fighting.
I said in an interview I have strong organizational skills and am proficient with Microsoft Excel either way I'm screwed might as well go out fighting.
>>273004Did you talk about your style of working, and that you would take it one day at a time and not think about the paycheck?
>>273005No, I punched the interviewer's wife, then got a similar job elsewhere.I was fired from that too.
>>273004how do you even see with eyes that slanty?his pupils are completely covered by his eyelids
Echolocation.
would you fuck enho's ugly wife
>>273010I would.
>>273010Enzo get height mogged and chin mogged by his wife
>>2729892-3-10 that's the best I see happening
If you were on a walk at night and Terunifuji pulled up in a car you'd think he was some sort of gangster, but I bet he'd offer to give you a ride home, huh I'm going to believe he's that kind
My boy Shishi will yusho this bitch.Trust the plan.
Who are some notable recurring characters in the sumo audience?I only started watching about two years ago but I keep noticing mr yellow, goth baddie and happy ojisan with long frizzy hair
>>273025There used to be a 30-40s woman with a nose like a hatchet that attended religiously. I haven't seen her in a while. Hope she's okay. FYI "Mr Yellow" is a chef who runs a crab restaurant. He supports Kise-beya.
>>273025
>>273025>>273030
>>273010>As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain>I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
>>273025Dr. Takasu, one of the all time legendary sumo fans, nearly on par with Olympic Ojisan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmzWbRPHL5c
>>273025Sometimes shes in full goth, other times in a cute kimono.
>>273025Theres Takasu, who always sits near the timekeeper during Tokyo bashos
>>273025There's plenty, beside the mentioned ones, an older dude always right next to hanamichi on the west side, always with some random friend. Then an old hag lady with glasses, sitting in 4-5th row with a blanket over her legs. A dude and his sister or wife, always sitting in 2nd or 3rd row behind gyoji - the lady used to hold a small pic of someone and a small teddybear.
What happened to the woman in the front row who loved Takakeisho?
How many days are we thinking Hoshoryu manages to get under his belt before the kyujo
>>273053The last Day of the Knee happened day four.
>>2730535 days would be my estimate. He is washed.
>>273053joi is kinda comically weak: washed asanoyama, furry roga, ura & fujiseiun aren't going to cause anyone in upper sanyaku much trouble, horse might last until the 2nd week
Now it feels official...
>>273053I berieve in him.
>>273064*gives you double meniscus tears on day 3*
>>273064>asanoyama >weak He will make it back to ozeki.
>>273067It's going to be really weird when he retires and loses a 100 pounds.
>>273065How would you react if someone showed you this 'zuke in early 2025
>>273065what the fuck is this???
I looked up Aonishiki's early career losses and it was cool seeing his losses end up being to eventual top lads like Yoshinofuji and Kotoeiho who were under different names
>>273080>what the fuck is this???Exactly average for that score at that rank.
>>273064>chicken legshe has one yusho in joi, he lost every single sanyaku match. if horse loses once in the first week he is out of the yusho race because the rest of sanyaku are going to be eating big
Dan train https://www.sponichi.co.jp/sports/news/2026/10/28/articles/20261028s00005000360000c.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9ucYWMNZ5QShame they didn't have a clay dohyo, but still neat. Ichinojo's washed.
>>273105>30 minutes of slop for 5 seconds of actionnot watching
>>273094>"(I'm tired) and I came to the lower body. I really wanted to take a slut.”When will Firefox translate stop being horrendous?
>>273110Never. Either use an extension or copy the article into Google Translate.
>>273065Fujishima is gonna swell with pride seeing his boys stood next to each other at the dohyo-iri.
>>273068Nope. He's tired, boss.
>>273125im locking in asanoyama for the fantasy just because of this post
>>273105Must've been one hell of a headbutt
>Sato>Atamin>Gonoyama>WMH>Say HakuhoRate my kachi clash. Gonoyama is outside the joi FYI.
>>273126
>>273105>sumo? bro that reminds me of AMERICAN FOOTBALL>imagine if an AMERICAN FOOTBALL player fought sumo bro
>>273133>SUMO'S, THEY LOOK JUST LIKE ME!>ME? I'M SUMO BONED!
>>273125>>273132Get ready for asanoyama in sanyaku after Haru.
>>273137Would be a pretty great comeback story if Teru didn't do it better.
>>273138Asanoyama is handsome so it would make a better story
>He thinks the ladies can resist THIS
I believe in Onosato!
>>273141Not even Kisenosato believes in Onosato.
>>273010En-hoe had fangirls in Japan and the women there are 5 feet.What is he thinking.
>>273143manlets aren't smart, their brains are proportionally smaller just like the rest of their body
>>273142I bet you wouldn't say that to his face.
>>273132A toast! To sumo!
>>273110I've used TWP - Translate Web Pages for longer than firefox has had translate feature
>>273065>fujinokawa east, atamifuji westhow the turn tables
>>273133You sound mad for some reason.
>>273146Sure I would, I'm fairly certain he doesn't speak English.
Soon.
>>273198how do they not get scared of falling off standing up there
>>273201True rikishi accepts the risk that he might die when he steps on the dohyo
>>273202muy bushido
I've been passing the time playing darts and I just hit a 180 for the second day running.
>>273211Thanks Hiro Morita
>>273198stunto fighting spirit
Any news on Middy?
>>273216Enough about Aonishiki!
>>273216He is marrying a flip who will take half his stuff once she gets a green card. Also he is still as gay as it gets.
so many great images from Aki basho
>>273244>Is he still glaring in disappointment?>Yeah, he is
>>273245
Fujiryoga always has such an intimidating scowl. I got whiplash during his interviews when I heard he has such a high pitched voice.
Onosato had my favorite reaction images.
>>273247>>273246Reminder that Goshima was fighting through a broken thumb last basho and still went 8-7 in the joi. Now his hand is healed and he has more experience. I believe.
Women could NEVER comprehend the emotions felt here.
shouganai
>>273249>his favorite manga is The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
>>273252This man is going to fuck promotion dreams up for no personal gain besides a handful of envelopes and I'm here for it.
>>273254Post the painting version.
>>273254what did he mean by this
It bothers me that they aren't the same rank on the banzuke like the koto brothers. I appreciate symmetry.
>>273259There's a good few sets of potential brothers we could have in the top division. Mudoho and Ikarigata are brothers to Oho and Fujinokawa respectively and they're both near the top of Makushita. Taiho would be disappointed in both his grandsons.
>>273248Is this a reaction image for ants?
>>273269
>>273270>mfw dan
>>273233He's cucknadian, not sure if they have a green card. The principle idea of him getting fleeced will still happen though
>>273262Oho respects Moriurara as a senpai, I think that he has infinite credit in the bank with grandfather from that alone.Jokes aside, do we think that Oho has finally slid down the banzuke enough/recovered from his injuries and can stabilise, or is more suffering incoming?
>O'hopeless is he irish?
>>273262didnt muduho already lick juryo and kwabbed there? Or was it the older brother? Arr rook the same.
>>273269>>273270I never want him to zensho cause his losses are always a calamity. Go 14-1 but make that one loss something funny.
>>273279I'm still in awe with how deftly Zak tossed Onosato and Fujinokawa tossed Atamifuji.
Zak Yusho incoming. Doubters in the mud.
>>273278Mudoho kwabbed after ONE (1) basho in Juryo. The other grandson, Naya, hasn't event achieved mid Makushitter in his life
>>273281FUCK YOU ANON now it won't happen, just for that I'm going to predict Takayasu finally breaking his duck.
I like Fujiryoga to make Komusubi this time round. His skills have developed rapidly since making Makuuchi, last basho up in the joi will have taught him a ton. Plus last time he was fighting through a broken thumb and still went 8-7. Still don't like his shikona though, Goshima was based. Can't really slap Fuji- on the front of it without accidentally claiming a kabu THO.
>>273287FUCK YOU ANON that's not how wish curses work on the big hairy man he will not break his duck for real
Asanoyama hurt his ankle its over
>>273300Somehow horse will take this as an excuse to kyujo
>>273301he's feeling good at the moment with the recovery.. and ex yokozuna cheered him up at yokozuna-kai apparently.
Is he permanently cursed to be an eternal maegashitter
I love this lil' nigga like you wouldn't believe. It is our imperative to protect his smile.
>>273303>curseddude never hit a leg day in his life, his mediocrity is his own fault
>>273300Those are boobs, you fairy.
Considering Takerufuji made his name and won a yusho off big tachiais I think making it back to the joi with a more rounded yotsu style is impressive in of itself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GS56GRAvPgNew Morislopapa.
