Ryonassandra EditionWelcome to /vg/'s nexus for all Wizarding World and Harry Potter games, including Hogwarts Legacy, Hogwarts Mystery, Magic Awakened, and more!>Magic Awakened Social ClubInnominatus (Servers: Ashwinder, Rougarou, Kelpie)Post your player profile in the thread before applying in-game.>/hpgg/ Movie Night Cytubehttps://cytube.implying.fun/c/hpggParty>HL & MA Student Profiles & Writing Referenceshttps://avatarizeme.neocities.org/hogwartsy2book/https://rentry.org/hpggMAyearbookhttps://rentry.org/hpgg_writing_compendium>HL & MA Character Homework Sheetshttps://rentry.org/hpggSheets>Quidditch Champions (News, Paper Mask)https://rentry.org/Harry_Potter_Qudditch_Champions_info>Magic Awakened (Club info, News, Tips, & Emulators)https://www.harrypottermagicawakened.com/m/global/https://rentry.org/Harry_potter_magic_awakened_info>Hogwarts Legacy (Mods, News, AI Vocaroos, & Optimizations)https://rentry.org/Hogwarts_Legacy_info>Hogwarts Mystery (News, Art, Fanfics, Blender Models, & Emulators)https://rentry.org/Harry_Potter_Hogwarts_Mystery_info>Books, Movies, Non-current Harry Potter Gameshttps://pastebin.com/98qgXgtQ>Fan Gameshttps://rentry.org/harry_potter_fan_gamesPrevious thread: >>585408430
Shooting up the owlery.
>>585745596Remember, no Parseltongue
>>585746250Cringe and lame
Fun fact: the past dozen screenshots have seemingly been taking place in a single long day starting a while before here >>585254635 , since there were no cutscenes indicating off-screen events, and all places and lessons were consecutively connected one to another.So If I recall correctly so far in this game Harry did:>charms lesson (Wingardium Leviosa) + trial (no screenshots posted of this or the following stuff)>Hermione sending you an owl urging you to come to Herbology lesson soon>Peeves randomly ambushing Harry>Hermione sending you YET another owl asking you what's taking you so long, and that you should not dare losing Gryffindor some points for being late >Draco randomly ambushing Harry with magical crackers>Hagrid inviting for an after-lesson tea here >>585254635 ("but don't be late for your lesson!")>looong way through Pomona's garden just to reach Herbology lesson>Herbology lesson (Incendio) + trial (Harry doesn't get there late, most unbelievable part of this all)>getting back Neville's Remembrall from Draco (the game right after casually mentions Neville forgot his frog at Pomona's garden nearby some frog-eating plants, wtf game)>MacGonagall seeing all and saying that you're enrolled and you'll take part in your first operatio- wait, I mean your first quidditch game "later that afternoon">trying to reach Hagrid's house for the promised tea>Hagrid showing you Norberta's egg and ebroiling you into gathering fire seeds for him in his garden as he tends to the egg (we are here) without you flipendo'ing the pigsAnd the day is STILL not done. Harry sure is having a long day. At least in the first Pokémon games they don't directly mention time references.>>585744915Yes, I think I will stop here for today in order to avoid more such indecent thoughts: things were getting a bit too racy.We've reached Hagrid's house anyway, so enjoy the flat vegetation I was mentioning last thread.
>>585747872>so far in this gameSo far "in this day", I meant: in the whole game he did more.
Fuck you /hpgg/
>>585748959what a rat
>>585745596The shidding must stop.
>>585746250Elsie...
>>585745497Why is she being molested/rough sexed by a snek?
Remember your freedom. You can do whatever with whoever.
>>585757875>Whatever with whoeverNot really no
>>585758224Explain how.
>>585757875Somehow I only realized just now that top-left is a reference to another movie from Pattinson.
>>585757404One would imagine the artist is some kind of pervert and mentally ill
>>585758517Lmao it's you. Gonna have another melty because you get told your idea is shit?
>>585757404The snek is so peculiar that initially I was actually wondering whether it's a lethifold instead.
I'm only interested in 63 Cedric and Ron to the extent as to how they'd react to being raped
I wonder if that tranny anon is typing up another poorly punctuated essay about how mentally ill he is
>>585759095Fem!Cedric would tough it up if she believed she was helping someone else. Otherwise she would fight.Fem!Ron would cry and afterwards Fred and George would probably lye'd the rapists.
>>585758880Whatever your personal delulu tells you I guess? What are you gonna do to stop us? Cry and virtue signal harder?
>>585759605>Immediately tiltedYou're a strange little man
>>585759865Uhuh...
>>585759605>deluluthat's kpop slang anon
>>585760603How you respond makes sense only in your mind. Typical of the mentally ill
>>585757875Redteneri trying to force unnecessary genderbends now after initial success is annoying me
>>585763494oh shut up
>>585764034no
>>585761868he is right thoughthe response to the original "do whatever. . ." post was no. he asked how. it was answered with an ad hominem. then it's all vague posting from there.just answer the question how if you got any.otherwise it's just fanfic policing which is a futile exercise and a waste of time.
>>585759512>Fem!Cedric would tough it up if she believed she was helping someone elseStrange thought process. How would a woman being raped help someone?> Fred and George would probably lye'd the rapists.Wtf are you trying to say here? Nigger you retarded or ESL?
>>585764580Lye is used by contract killers to dissolve bodies. I think that's what he's getting at.
>>585763494malfoid wasn't necessary either>>585764034you can't stop them hating just as they can't stop you liking
>>585764759yeah that's why I didn't reply to their no
>>585764526It's the same anon from the previous thread, retreading the same conversation.I'm not obligated to treat him seriously when he behaves like a warped freak and talks in such a disjointed manner
>>585757404>>585758998It's an Ashwinder; She is being attacked by the cards from the game.
>>585767306more like assaulted lmao
>>585759095Sluts losing to the dick in 5 minutes. The both of them.What? Pages count gets exponentially more expensive we can't afford a 100 pages brick of a doujin. We are broke.
>>585765173Still nothing.Go to bed.
>>585763494It's as God intended. It expands in all directions.
>>585768795>No uStunning display of mental finesse
>>585768482Huh?
>>585772202I can't unsee Doctor Who.
The yearning expands in every direction like universe.
>>585772202Voldemort's most competent nigga.
>>585775962>That dialogueHoly shit my sides it's soooooooooo cringe
>>585776046Litrul undeniable faktual trvke
>>585776046The way Rowling hand-waved him so hard there is no canon explanation how the fuck did he even communicate with Voldy or how did he solo and imprison motherfucking Madeye in insane to this day. The dude was a fucking main character and Goblet of Fire was a crossover event.
>>585764580If she were taking a raping meant for someone else?
>Malfoids stocking foot on my face
>>585777319Him getting killed off between books explains it all, especially since there was a prison break soon after his death. As to how he captured Moody, I thought he was meant to be the Hermione of his generation, a genius of genius's.
>>585777319Barty Boy has just got them mad skills, yo. He's Voldy's Top Guy, his most Trusted Mensch
Has Japanese anon come back from his vacation yet?
>>585778042He was off-screened at the very end of book 4. The minister ordered his immediate execution via the dementor sent to help restraining him on his trip back to Azkaban because his immediate reaction to the Dark Lord's return and following schizophrenia for the next year was literally >Oh no no no! It'll be devastating for my career and historical perception if he rezzes himself during MY office! I must sweep it under the rug! Oh no no no my anxiety is still too high! I know! I'll gaslight myself into believing that it's DUMBLEDORE who is trying to overthrow Britain and I MUST torture an entire school to stop it because they MUST be his limitless legion of bloodthirsty child soldiers!!! I must also make ABSOLUTELY SURE that NOBODY from the wizard MI6 even thinks about actually investigating the case, it's not like they are the exact people who could just jump His ass and spawncamp Him.So just the usual Rowling tier writing. LOL
>>585764580Hentai trope.Paraphasing:>Noooo I'll service you all just don't rape her too please! >OK.>[a few pages later] Ahn ahn ahn the dick is too good but I must not give in for her sake. Wait why is she being dicked by an even bigger cock than me!?>Hehe me lie me fuuuuck. You both lose to dick and be cumdumps foreeever.>Noooo I'm losing to the diiick, it's too good she already lost too so what's the poiiint.>[few more pages of dicking both]>[mindbroken/corrupted finale page of both being horny sluts. It feels like 30 minutes passed tops.]What? You expected something deep and not cringe for a few pages created solely for a quick jackoff? LMAO
>>585780842Ty, I couldn't remember when it happened exactly just that he got snogged by a dementor. A shame, he could have been a good anti-Hermione but only one side gets to have a Doraemon.
>>585781405He is unironically the "antagonist so overpowered the author wrote herself into a corner".The funniest part is that Voldemort's own curse got his ass because Tom Riddle himself cursed the defense against dark arts job.
Goodnight hypogigis
>>585781338That's the stupidest shit I've ever read. Pure fucking rot, holy shit the japanese are braindead.
>>585781594>Voldemort's own curse got his assyou know, I completely overlooked that for all these years
>>585782390it's pretty common >holy shit the japanese are braindeadyeah.
>>585782143goo night goo dreams
>>585782143Goodnight cute anon
>>585784701
>>585781338Fascinating. Who would Cedric be protecting from being buckbroken in this case
>>585785531chang
>>585780842>it's not like they are the exact people who could just jump His ass and spawncamp Him.This but unironically. They never could.They never managed to in the previous war, they wouldn't manage in the second. Both sides avoided open total fight until Dumbledore was still alive.
>>585782390The smut of western women and overly pedantic blue checkmarks demanding every fanfiction to have a sectumsempra disembowelment scene because muh ancient literature or whatever are built on similar cringe patterns and tropes.You see it's not the Japanese being degenerate specifically, it's humanity in general leans into degeneracy and cringe to get a wank or two a day. Some just LARPs as something intellectual to hide their literal guro fetish in plain sight
>>585785531>Her cute kohai with a tiny and petite build to contrast her big busty built for breeding body of course. You asked and you received. I hold the curses of humanity. It's dark secrets best left to the Void.
>>585786050Yes anon, if you repeat this story enough I'm sure you will manage to make everyone to go along your own special interpretation.
>>585785964>In book 5 Voldemort bitches out the moment the Aurors show up. Rowling forgor/retconned by book 7 though.>since the books they expanded the setting to the point secret agents are dealing with ancient dangerous magics and entities like the one that turned the DADA teacher in Hogwarts Legacy into a hag because it's literal time dilation.The books were aging poorly even when the series was still going on, after expanding things are all out of whack in power and lost consistency.In the books the wizarding society is just so pussified they roll over for a fucking gang and a second gang was the only thing holding them back, and a teenager had to save the world.
>>585786407Not having an issue with it is one thing. Going around social media and dropping so many essays on people trying to police fanfiction they could have rewrote seven books already from the sheer character count is a special level of no life behavior. Especially in Twatter where it's a paid feature to write long posts.
>>585786050>An absolute crock of shitVery cute to try and equate women's smut (fujos really, a japanese cultural cornerstone) and the instance of a teenager getting assaulted in a coming of age novel. How disingenuous and nonsensical. Tut tut.>You see it's not the Japanese being degenerate specifically, it's humanity in general leans into degeneracy and cringe to get a wank or two a day. Some just LARPs as something intellectual to hide their literal guro fetish in plain sightIt really is, considering it's so prolific and endemic over there that it has it's own nomenclature. You are unironically trying to project that everyone is as depraved and pornsick as you, when you're the minority. There's a non zero chance that you're not a pedophile. Fucking none.You're a mentally ill freak.
>>585786670Because there was Dumbledore right there and they were in enemy territory, both factors make a huge difference in strategy.Ambushing him in his own territory would be much riskier, for sure he set up defensive spells and curse and whatnot like the good guys do.Sure, this time having Snape infiltrated would help, but it was more of a balancing effect rather than a complete overwhelming advantage: in the first war Voldemort was described getting more and more power, and in the second Snape was in a suspicius position so he had to move carefully. As soon as Voldemort came back, he regained his squad too.
>>585786832How is that relevant to what that anon said?
>>585786832I don't care about what people in xitter are doing.Here it was the opposite, with the anti-sectumsempra schizo stomping feet in anger out of nowhere and accusing everyone for simply wanting to do the obvious choice of keeping it in.
>>585787318What the actual fuck are you talking about, freak?
>>585787404>getting defensiveOkay, I suppose it really was you. The "fetishists" cope was a giveaway after all.
>>585787543No, I may have mistakenly replied to you assuming you were the freak anon.That'd be my error aye
>>585787804Very silly mistake, silly anon.Levicorpus! I turned you upside down as punishment for reading my reply upside-down. Although probably I could have also phrased it more clearly in the final part.
>>585785531The only scene I can envisage this happening in is the one at the end of Goblet of Fire where they get portkeyed to the Little Hangletom graveyard, which means Cedric is letting herself get gangbanged by the deatheaters to save Harry from being raped himself
>>585788413Nah, I assumed and that just made an ass out of you u and me. These things happen
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lwlho6EXdJ0
Malfoid is life Malfoid is love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCw-OnwEKBw
>>585805483
>>585805910Thanks, anon.
>>585805483>>585805910That's peak yearn right there anon. Goooooooood shit
>>585805483I'm yearnmaxxing goddammit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF5_6yj_caoHermione needs to seethe more at Malfoid
POTTAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>585814159Kek
>>585805483This cannot be AI. It has too much sovl
I'm so sleepy
>>585815520Hullo so sleepy im dad
lmao
>>585815557>>585815589>ok more malfoy>wait why more than one anon>see twitter nameOH MY GOOOOOOOOOOODDo they know?
>>585815557Daddy, tell me a story
>>585815853>I sleep answerBureaucrats are just trying to use a trend to, once again, "connect" with the youth>real shit answerpic related
>>585816226I definitely was thinking the first answer too, makes sense.But I can accept the second answer.
>>585805910Lol>>585809710I don't agree to be honest, I think it should mostly be Malfoy seething at Hermione for gags (no angst) while the latter sees her just as a minor petty nuisance from a point of higher maturity: I think that adds more easy amusement and gap moe to the mix if you make it a bit one-sided in their intentions rather than a proper rivalry. I want to keep "amusing smug little shit" Malfoy as much as I can before romance angst finally kicks in in the later books. I believe adding romance too early would make the entirety of the story too catty and melodramatic.I'm in general not a fan of adding Hermione to the race to begin with, with good peace of old Harrimione shippers.
>>585816226I choose to believe it's the second answer, because otherwise whenever corpos and official things start to hop on a trend, that's when it really starts dying.
>>585815589>>585815557that is so gay
>>585817369The image itself is cute though.
>>585809710Not really, I think underhanded cock blocking is enough until she finally relents in TDH after Ron comes back after his horcrux induced bitch fit. Less seething and more my best friend is too good for this bitch.>>585816905I agree, I'm also not a fan adding Hermione to the mix. No need for a love triangle when Cho and Ginny exist to be rejected and the drama already comes from that. Ron is already getting Krum and Lockhart's sloppy thirds don't make it worse for the dude.
>>585787026Female hands typed this.How about you keep to your own lane with your minotaur milking and billionaire werewolf rapist smut asking other garbage sitting on your shelves? We know your type.>>585787318>obvious choiceThat's the issue, ryonafag. It stops making sense because of the fucking butterfly effect the actually massive fucking triggered and you are too fucking lazy to try coming up with real reasons for it, you just come here bitching while playing victim about how everyone should write the shit you want. Shut the hell up and start writing you lazy fuck.Inb4>Hehe angry againYou. Are. Still. Not. Writing. Shit. Start creating.
>>585788867It was a doujin joke. They never make sense as story elements. That era ended for them like two decades ago. Large comic events killed their writing because of the rush and the better quick jackoff selling better.
>>585815557>>585815589didn't they close the department of education
>>585817458yeah
Club Events in 46 minutes.
Biblically accurate Malfoidverse Sectumsempra incident. All other interpretations are heresy.https://x.com/UnstableGen1/status/2114825838160146815
>>585819054>the angry schizo is at it againWhy would I need to prove anything to you exactly? Past threads prove that you refuse to listen to anyone: probably since clearly the arguments in favor hurt your own vewy special version of the things, so you just pretend it never happened instead.Besides, you're not producing anything of worth in these threads but dramas about your persecution complex towards your ghosts on twitter. But sure, keep hysterically clinging to your butterflies and whine in pain every time someone does not agree with your particular fanfiction.>you just come here bitching while playing victim about how everyone should write the shit you wantThe irony.I've wasted my last words on you.
>>585824654Okay this got me good
>>585824805>past threadsYou playing dumb and spamming the "based memes". Sure.>Followed by a Twitter essayI'm noticing....>The irony.>I've wasted my last words on you.Can't wait for the next not last words and the RP dramatic walkout the next time you get triggered. Quite inconvenient you can't block people /here/, isn't it?
>>585824654ELF COCK
>>585826101OH NO
Club Dance starting now.
Club Quiz starting now.
>>585815557>>585815589Malfoid is dead for me now
It's funny how so many of the "friends" are copy-paste with the same hairstyles then we have random one off NPCs being absolute gems ike Clementine...
>>585830723Time to yearn for Greengrass.When they tell you to touch grass they are telling you to make a move already.Also Pansy. Pansy is peak material.
>>585831731>my dirt-cheap DAPHNE stocks are going to skyrocket againYEH BOI
RETVRN TO MEGA
>>585833361>MEGA>>>585815589 >>585815557>Make Education Great Againuhhh
>>585745497Is this character romancible in the mobile game? I was gonna go for the mean slytherin girl
Foy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4PrP8N4eWYNew one's out. This shit is fucking PEAK!
>>585833921I wholeheartedly support the bettering of education, all accross the world. I'm not sure I can align with whatever the US is planning but godspeed to them I suppose?
I think that magical education all around the world should only be provided for families of true wizards, and not for mudbloods.
>>585836017Bets are on team scar-head.The Dark Lord is too prone to job for some perceived romance plot he's watching all day according to anonymous sources. Oh my, my anonymous source is being strangled by his own silver prosthetic arm as we speak!
>>585839514Every time a "pure" family line dies with no heir a new wizard inexplicably spawns in the wild. Explain THAT, Purist!
Government endorsed Foy
>>585842239*There's Magic In Yearning
>>585815557>>585815589>>585842239New HP book "what if" soon
>>585842709make the edit
>>585843574
>>585841057Mudbloods caused the lack of children in order to steal the magic, duh.
>>585830723It's just Trump trying to hop on a trend to safe the midterms.
>>585846273Mudblood cope. Foy transcends all.
>>585848057Speaking of mudblood, it's kinda infuriating that some art has Malfoid call Harry a mublood when he isn't.
https://x.com/ashitagawa_hrak/status/2114512677376835684Don't mind me, I just came here to post shark Malfoid because why the fuck not?
https://x.com/ashitagawa_hrak/status/2114588118309638594
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mCw-OnwEKBw
https://x.com/ashitagawa_hrak/status/2114885025795899766
>>585845512Good point, Ms Umbridge. I declare GUILTY with 9001 years in Azkaban!!!
>>585849014I agree, but once some anon said that it's like calling a white person a "nigger" it became funny to me.
>>585849518>>585849792>>585850015Foy
>>585849518>>585849792>>585850015I like shark Malfoid.
>>585850372>raitaWait, that Raita?Also, is there a consensus on making first year Malfoid a 5head?
shark mega
>>585850530mega shark vs giant octopus?
>>585850530hag mega
>>585850486There should be. It just makes sense.
>>585849924>you will never show your based pureblood supremacist gf the wonders of the muggle magic you've been raised with since your parents were murdered as a babyTragic.
>>585850372Why are you trying to get the idiots here saying "foy"?
>>585849924Jarvis, bring me the shotgun
>>585850530I do like shark teeth.>>585850620I'm partial to octopi, they're fascinating. Still love sharks, adorable creatures.>>585850734Closest I have:
hag mega is now a need
>>585851035
>>585850927I will also now consider to start saying it just to annoy you.
>>585850927Foy
>>585853406Hm?
"Faith" in french except spelled with a final "y" to highlight anglo pronounciation.
>>585842239>>585815589>>585815557No one in this administration could even begin to understand what makes this trend peak it’s just another soulless, Dementor-like behavior that sucks away everything goodalsoDraco literally skipped a whole year, not even sure he graduated from Hogwarts
>>585856967No and nobody in the main trio properly graduated either, except Hermione who insisted on taking her N.E.W.T.s the following year.
>>585856967A distinct possibility. But consider this possibility: ___ Foy ___
cant speak im yearninghttps://archiveofourown.org/works/94458686/chapters/252153151
>>585857552so they're all fucking dropoutsshamefultho, I can see Lucius insisting about making her/him finishin his studies, even if..post war hogwarts could be complicated, for a Malfoy.wait, isn't there like a thearte play where Draco is a professor there?>>585857576is that supposed to be femcrabbe or femgoyle?I belive in Pansy superiority as mean girl friend, however>>585831731>>585857605we all are
>>585857925>so they're all fucking dropoutsTechnically I think Kingsley granted special graduation privileges to all those who fought the hogwarts battle on the side of the good.So I think Malfoy is the technically only one who did not graduate.
>>585858964That's actually common practice. If a war breaks out all students automatically graduate.
>>585857925>femcrabbe or femgoyleFrom the hairstyle one would think
FemCrab and femGoyle
>>585861539femCrabbe will just fucking die here as well? lol
>>585819054Whatever you say, pedo freak
>>585860449The popular anime depiction is based on Pansy's two actresses and NOBODY is keeping it consistent which is which. LOL
>>585861659Maybe? Can girls even cast fiendfyre? She'd probably be too busy doing pureblood tradwife lessons in the kitchens to learn dark magic. She'd be the type.
>>585850927The japs started calling Malfoid "Foy" and the weebs picked up on it/people filtered by Malfoid now want to join in and are trying to push "foy"
>>585857605>Waltz for oneI KNOW THAT ENDED ON A HAPPY NOTE BUT GOD WHY DOES IT HURT FUVK NY CHUD LIFE
>>585862478I like Foy because it's cute. I like Malfoid because it pisses off the people I don't like. I like them both.
>>585862819>entire chapter of malfoy dancing alone and cryingmy chest feels heavy
>>585865268>"I'd have been good to you"Good God.It's a fanfic, right, I know that. It's meant to fuck you up, you're aware of that and it still fucks you up. Gives you a weird lump in your throat
Out here losing at trivia and somebody starts playing Mr. Brightside on the jukebox. Hope you're doing well Mr. Matti>>585861908Well it was the same style as she was in a couple of those webm where little malfoid is going through what clothes to wear and the letter to meet, where she throws her pillow at the end of both.
>>585868129I didn't know BWW had that on their app lmao
>>585856967>>585857552I like to think that Harry and Malfoid (and maybe even Ron) bothered to return to Hogwarts with Hermione to finish their last year, since this would be the first time since the Triwizard Cup/OotP that they didn't have Voldemort hanging over them, and Harry and Malfoid would not be openly opposed to each other
>>585869068I like to think that they'd fuck like rabbits at home instead.
Neville is going to suffer even more in the Malfoid timeline than the Draco one. Being bullied by a girl is more emasculating and psychologically damaging than being bullied by a guy, and as a result, Neville is never going to be able to develop mental and emotional stability
>>585869068They didn't. Ron & Harry went straight into being wizard cops. Ron left after a few years and started working for George at the wizard candy shop.
Meghagmelons
>>585868968I can pretty much ace the random facts ones, but then soccer comes up and I'll go 1/8>>585869723He'll get over it. Probably.
>>585869723Neville already gets bullied by girls. In Magic Awakened, that female inspector in the Year 3 story was one of his bullies
My lord... another animation has hit my hearthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRiyJmLBt9o
>>585869723It's all good, Neville gets to fuck Daphne in the end so it all works out.
>>585871090Doesn't he canonically marry Luna?
>>585871264Luna can be the wizarding Alex Jones and Neville gets his own Slytherin baddie.
>>585871264lolmao no she married Newt Scamander's grandson
>>585871264I don't think so, I think that was just a case of fans pairing the spares because they sat next to each other at the end of the movies. I think maybe they both became Hogwarts professors but they weren't in a relationship.
>this is currently the only malfoid thread on 4chan.it's over. we jumped the shark
Shame it's pants, not a skirt...
>>585871974We just had the one in /v/And the /tv/ one got nuked
>>585871974We will rise again from the ashes. YEARNERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!!
>>585871974Love will win.
>>585872025They can't into proper clothing design
>>585869723>Ignores Neville being bullied by Snape, who is insanely cruel to himWhatever Malfoid does is nothing compared to Snape
>>585871974>It's overThe Yearners crop up like weeds. How many times have they been scoured and come back a few hours later?
>>585857605I thought my heart was dead and I couldn't feel anything anymoreThis fucking hurts man, I can picture every single second of Malfoid's agony in the fanfic and her sorrowful loneliness.I never felt love, I was never loved, my parents never wanted me and abandoned me when I was a baby. I never had friends, not for the lack of trying. I have far too many metaphorical stab wounds in my back.The longing, the emotion, the imperfections, the simple things we just take for granted.Just the simple love blossoming after so much hardship, loneliness and longing, it hurts me so deeply, like a stake through the heart. It's intoxicating and maddening.Fuck man........it hurts.......
>>585871974Why not have a general on /trash/? Would it be too slow?
>>585879905That's a terrible idea. A Malfoid general on a red board would be utter shit. Completely different to threads on the blue boards
>>585880268But that's the only board it wouldn't get nuked from, other than this one.Snootfags survived and thrived on /trash/ when asshurt mods witchhunted them back in the day.
>>585878509It's alright anon. That's just yearning. You're allowed to long for the dream of it. Why not allow yourself the chance to make a change, an achievable one?
>>585880451>Snoot my belovedSnoot didn't have a horde of mentally ill troons and other degenerates to the level Malfoid does.There would be CSAM spam to kill any interest in the topic, guaranteed>Nuked threadsYeah, they get nuked and pruned but they keep cropping up over and over. Anons that post about Malfoid take it in stride and continue on
>>585788867i don't think cumming in a man's ass can ever lead to a pregnancy.
>>585835351Terrible place to ask this question, no one talks about vidya in here anymore.
>>585835351the game that girl is from has no romance, just dancing in dance club
>>585881024
>>585788867>Voldemort and the Deatheaters want to rape Harry>So Cedric gets raped instead to save Harry>Big think.You know anon, that's an awful lot of grown faggot men raping teenage boys
>>585880830>Snoot didn't have a horde of mentally ill troons and other degenerates to the level Malfoid does.It had its own share of degenerate furries. More importantly, /trash/ became a very good hub for OC that this thread can't be because it's not about Malfoid. For example, I'd want to have a fanfic spreadsheet, or a booru. But you couldn't put those things in this thread's OP post.
>>585781338>>585788867>>585785780>>585785531Jesus fuck, you people suck at this>Goblet of Fire>Cedrica and Harry both get transported to the graveyard>Cedrica doesn't die immediately because Voldy wants to torture her>he captures Harry, and casts Crucio on him>she begs him to stop>he tells her that her pure blood must serve the cause>tells the Death Eaters to rape her>they deflower her with her own wand as a humiliation ritual and force her to submit as they assault her while casting Crucio for fun until she turns masochist>she gets taken to the Malfoy rape dungeon, where she gets tortured and impregnated until mindbreakThere, it's the easiest shit ever.
>>585882638I don't care enough for all you guys entertaining that one anons shitposting
>>585882146>Degenerate furriesDegenerate furries like snoot. Trannies and other assorted degenerates don't like Malfoid. That's a poor and dismissive comparison.>HubSure. Not on a red board. It would be constantly spammed with CSAM to kill it. You can try and gloss over it but you know that's what will happen.Until something crops up, us yearners will have to make do with what we have
>>585883010>It would be constantly spammed with CSAM to kill itPorn of Harry Potter characters doesn't count as 'p to anyone not mentally ill. And actual 'p would get nuked from orbit by the mods, 4chan has a pretty solid anti-VPN system.
>>585883260Right, you're taking the piss. Good on you
>>585869935An attempt.
>>585884724she looks like she needs a ring
>>585884821She would get abandoned at the altar
>>585885187nyo...
>>585870497That's already his gigachad era so that really doesn't make sense. The game devs must hate him...
What are some actually decent Malfoid fanfics?
>>585871974There's a very slow one in /lit/.>>>/lit/25587583
Why not actually open a thread in /trash/ and see what happens?
>>585885187:(
>>585885901it'll be flooded by THAT fetish
you like?
>>585885901Why not do it yourself if you are so interested anon?
>>585885486What are you looking for? In terms of what's decent.I've been reading this one, it's still updating and is pretty consistent with the writing and canon https://malfoid.substack.com/Starts in third year, quick summaries of first and second year. Still being updatedI've got plenty more recommendations, considering the amount of fanfics I've been devouring. I'm a sensitive young yearner
>>585885901Okay, why not. Let's see if it works.>>>/trash/86169323
>>585887040Nice slowburn, no Xitter memes or shitposting.
>>585887510>Third post is immediately what that anon was autistically going on aboutIt's like pottery
>>585870497He did cast fist to the antag of that year. Then the MC applied that lesson to that fat fuck from Ilvelmory.
>>585888256The patterns of human behavior. We are still but monke.
>>585888125>Patrician YearnerGive me a tick, it'll be an effort post
>>585888393>Patterns of human behaviour. We are still but monke.Some people should be beaten like the mongrel dogs they are because they have no impulse control or self restraint. It's gay
>>585891638goo night goo dreams
>>585881470All teenage boys and girls are at risk from adult men (and a few women). Why do you think zoomers are so posessed with age gap hysteria?
>>585892427>a fewOh you sweet summer child.
Harry gets to come home to this everyday in 2026.
>>585887510>Mfw nothing but whorecrux posting
>>585888125not really much of a slowburn tho is it, more like chinese water torture with a happy ending and I can respect that
>>585892427What a strange thing to say as a follow up.Are you not aware that faggots abuse children and teenagers at astronomically higher rates than their normal counterparts? >Zoomers and age gap hysteria It's not really hysteria considering how the usual barriers in society put in place that seperate children and adults have been completely decimated. Such as what's happened with public schools in America. You can't blame them for being leery about that sort of thing
>>585882638I still think her dead corpse should be sent back to Hogwarts with Harry for maximum effect
>>585887510Apologize.
>>585885435They do, otherwise the trivia notes in the loading screen wouldn't mention how Luna didn't marry him but actually Newt's grandson.
>>585886004I like those videos for the stylized appearance, which makes it look more like an eastern Arcane. Don't like that they didn't have kid models for the younger year scenes.
>>585896169I meant getting bullied. The Mandela effect about Neville and Luna being together is Harry seeing them hold hands like once.
You guys think she would actually put in a real big effort for the Yule Ball date considering that most seem to agree they might only really catch feelings during the ball itself?
>>585896578Also Neville saying he's crazy about her in the movies when he was already dating Hannah Abbot at the time (Who is apparently also a blonde. He got a type).
>>585896519A fight Malfoid won btw
>>585896679>Girl>Social event where you can dress to impress and flex on the classless poors>Said girl has a massive egoGee I dunno anon. Depending on what beats the story is following, where Malfoid is trying to impress Harry or it's the instance where their relationship starts to change, I'd say yes she would be dressing up
>>585886004She's got a giraffe neck and her head's thicker than her waist. I understand it's the aesthetic but boy oh boy does it look funny
>>585896679How about>They don't go together. >Harry and Ron have their iconic fuming shot.>Draconia didn't try to ask him out because she had no idea why was Potter living so rent free in her head the whole year that she kept going after him daily. She also has no idea why did she forget to ever mention the poor and the mud.>She feels only angry about seeing Harry at a real low point for the first time ever, instead of finding it funny or cathartic. On top of that there is social pressure to make Slytherin the center of attention and Batman's yellow fever is too powerful.>When the time is right(Granger inexplicably drags Weasley out of sight to fix his horrible fit.) Draconia walks up to Potter and scolds him for disgracing Gryffindor as a whole by just sitting there being a sad sack.>Harry suddenly woken from his jealous sulking doesn't recognize who is talking at first because the tone is uncharacteristically dignified. >The Malfoy-looking girl elegantly reaches out her hand and tells him to just do one good dance so their two houses won't be a laughingstock next to the Hufflepuff champion and the Ravenclaw sidepiece.>Harry is thoroughly confused about this enchanting dressed up Draconia(?).>He stands up, takes her hand and leads her to the dance floor. >She is practically shivering in his arms and her pokerface fallen off the anxiety is all over her face. He is sure "Someone this delicate and shy can't be MALFOY!">Draconia is thrown on a loop too, "who is this, how is Potter so gentle with a chivalric air about him? Why is he HANDSOME!?">They dance the whole night being completely smitten by and lost in reach other.>They are both exhausted physically and mentally in the end so when saying goodnight she even called him Harry.>In the morning both are extremely confused about what the hell happened and who was that. There is no way that was the real Malfoy/Potter!>The dance did make front page. Her father heard about it too.
>>585900325Bonus content:>Harry spends MONTHS looking for this mysterious Malfoy twin on the map.>Cho Wu? This mysterious girl lives rent free in the Potter head now! >Ron showed up the afternoon after the Yule Ball. Drained... The French took him. Hermione's cosmetic charm and robe transfiguration was so good the French semen demons were out for Irish Red all night.>Krum's perspective the whole night was "OMG THIS HOT BRITISH LIBRARIAN GIRL IS THE EMBODIMENT OF WIFE!!!!!!"
>>585900754Extra bonus content:>
>>585886004>>585896679Hips not wider than shoulders. Fail.
>>585900325>>585900754>>585900956Oh, the whole point of your posts was a coomer boomer joke? So cool and epic anon
post more coomer stuff
>>585902998>https://files.catbox.moe/w2xobi.jpeg
>>585902998>>585887510
>tfw no fembulli that cums from kissesfuck this gay earth
>>5859041141000 points to Gryffindor
>getting assmad and doubling down on being a retarded coomerOkay.
>>585888256?i thought the other anon was worried about illegal stuff not porn?
>>585900325This one is more or less what I like to think as well, except I'm not sure I want it to get to the news: I prefer Rita Skeeter stalking first Hagrid and then Hermione.Don't agree with most of the bonus, but that was probably less serious.
>>585904706I feel like it's damage control from embarassment: hide a tree in the forest so it doesn't stick out and so on.I have no faith in /trash/ threads, but it could be a good occasion to move most of the coom there at least.
>>585904928id assume that anon would be in a country where art of under legal age characters depicted sexually is an issue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvYrdN8GCBcThis is how Snape should be in the Malfoid stories.
>>585905585Bizarre behaviour. Why post something if you'd potentially be embarrassed?>move most of the coom there at leastYou'd hope anyways
Degenerate whorecrux posters deserve the noose.
>>585905916Well I'm just doing armchair psychology on a sino-korean blonde wizard genderbend analisys online opinion wall, don't take me for an authority. But I don't mind all sexy content in truth, just the excess.
Ginny keks on suicide watchHermione keks are next
>>585906835That just means you're no longer yearning my man, but you do you, enjoy your lewds I guess. I've got endless coomer material online, as far as I'm concerned the Malfoid is for yearning only.
>>585907169leave hermione out of this
>>585900325>>585896679wasn't there a version going around where malfoid dances with harry out of sight at the end of the ball under the guise of the typical tsundere "i'll let you dance with me" shtick?>>585906835i don't even see where the double down is and where it's double downing from
>>585906835That's fair. Each to their own, as needs to be. I'm not a fan of coombait stuff, it draws in retards and takes away from the Yearning and essence of it, if that makes sense
>>585905918
>>585907406No
You know, what was stopping Voldemort or the Order or the Ministry from using elves to carry out objectives?>Complete obedience >Extremely durable and recover quickly>Can go anywhere and be instantly called forJust load them up with whatever wizard version of napalm and send them at whoever. Completely overpowered and all they're used for is cooking and cleaning
>>585908658House elves are bred to be meek, subservient and ignorant. Those are not good traits in shocktroops. What you're suggesting is the equivalent of sending maids and butlers with learning disabilities into battle.
DID SOMEONE SAY HOUSE ELVES?!
>>585909289You misunderstand. They're suicide bombers
GRIND THE KNIFE-EARS BENEATH PUREBLOOD HEELKEEP THOSE HOUSE-ELF VERMIN IN THEIR PLACE HEIL SALAZAAR HEIL SLYTHERIN
>>585902998
House elves are so disgusting. How could anyone sympathize with them?
>>585910178This but unironically
>>585911180Only something on the same level as them, I'd imagineHermione.
>>585911180The one thing Lucius and Dumbledore have in common.
Crayon lady posted again.
Poor Malfoid. Lucky Harry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSI2miwTwqI
>>585922276
Chucklefuck's not-Hogwarts got a release date it really happening https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upnkhFNuD_wAlso damn there's a lot of malfoid shit in there, are we just beyond Cassandra now? Is she even in the story any more? Last I played she was a pretty rare feature.
>>585923853I can't wait.If you haven't played it, I extremely, wholeheartedly, fully, completely recommend Little Witch in the Woods.
>>585923853I'll be playing it, thank you anon
>>585857605I spent so long writing my personal thoughts, but they're just so unyearningly dark and sad.So live on and yearn instead, and keep being nice to Malfoid.
>>585924330I think I've seen you recommend it before but something about it just doesn't draw me in
Someday I will have this
Ngl, anons who read>Waltz for OneAnd come out like a shellshocked ww1 soldier is hilarious.(I had trouble reading it because the screen was so blurry, weird)
>>585928085i still cant believe im reading fanfics nowim a grown man
>>585926508What a shame. I shed more than a few tears, the dragon and the wolf's story hit especially close to home for me.It's a really sweet and cozy game.>>585926535I wonder if that specific fast food chain is actually good in Japan. Because it's not, over here...
>>585928606>Reading fanficsWell yeah, it's cringe after a fashion. There's also a fair bit of whimsy and joy to it as well. Helps stoke that yearn in a person
>>585926535i think malfoid would eat the burger with knife and fork. If you took her to maccies she'd ask where the cutlery was.
This is my dream, I want someone to look at me like this, I want a wife and a child and I want to stay home to take care of them.
>>585929494this but mega
>>585929614There is something about this image that awoke a desire inside of me to get married and take care of my wife
>>585929494Do pure girls like this even exist anymore.
>>585929889You guys keep saying stuff like this as though you're just discovering heterosexuality.
>>585930153>Malfoid>pureShe's a massive bitch though
>>585926535happymeal?
>>585930153Come on man
I want this to be literally me. with my 4 children.
Imagine cooking for your pregnant wife and then doing the airplane to feed her.
>>585930426you aren't going to find a wife in this place.
>>585928085Well, in my case it's more about the memories and the things it made me think about. It's not bad I think, but in a way my mind was being more loud than my reading so it would be hard to express a proper judgement. But in the end little changes in the result, I suppose.
>>585930781I will never give up
>>585931065have you even started trying?
>>585900956It's not me, Mx Fun Police officer. >>585905328We can write whatever we want. You have omnipotence, anon. History itself is at your whim.
>>585931151I am looking if that is what you mean. If you meant it as in go outside right now and propose to a random woman then no
>>585930235I think it's more about the current media/culture projecting a highly distasteful image of women (and men) and relationships, so once people find out how things could be it just clicks. I discovered it a lot of time ago through manga, unironically.
>>585908589She was sexified in book 3. Well technically the reveal was in book 4 about her using the reversal of her teeth growing as an instantaneous dental fix. Her parents even bitched about her not spending half a decade in braces instead.Why did her DENTIST parents not fix her teeth before Hogwarts? Don't ask for good writing from JKR.
>>585931350But I am writing it in my head.
>>585932538>Why did her DENTIST parents not fix her teeth before Hogwarts?No wait, this makes sense: children lose their baby teeth before gaining new ones, and it realistic for her to reach that age without them "fixing" baby teeth that came before. Same reason why you don't see children with braces, but just teens.
>>585930235They unironically did. https://youtu.be/wXkIi4fnSEUThe commies that overtook schools turned them into indoctrination camps and the recent years of fag and tranny LARP online were those kids, but they are growing out of it with the usual "it's lame now", and literally started rediscovering heterosexuality and romance because all this time they just LARPed being into what they aren't.
>>585930235>>585931576>>585933451Romance itself ceased to exist, all that existed for over 30-40 years now is just casual sex
Club Events in 42 minutes.
>>585933634More like the last ten or so.So much of this bullshit is from the 2010s.Every child is also on the internet. Most of the ones whining gooner/coomer are children acting as drones based on what they were told to be right
Even the gremlin master contributed, I didn't know.
>>585936606Maybe you got lucky and live in a country that got hit with feminism pretty late. Mine started to decline 30 years ago due to it. Also, 30 years ago was 1996 if you want to feel old
>>585933634Gacha literally monetizes romance though...Horny posting is just the surface. It's fueled by romance. Characters universally like or love the self insert(you) exactly to get you to feel romantic and yearning. The horny designs are just the clickbait, you are made to stay by the romancebait. Seriously what do you think makes people read the entirely of fucking FGO that's the multitude of the HP and LotR series' lenghts? Pixelated cleavages? LMAOThat's why the same insufferable mentally ill freaks that hate this trend bitch and moan about gacha characters while insisting that all of them are ackshully gay therefore misandristic so totally off limits...Only the western media went to shit, anime went mainstream for a reason.
>>585936848The GOAT himself!
>>585939428>FGO I unironically read Fate Stay Night and Tsukihime, Seeeiba and Arcueid are my favorite characters. I also play FGO lmao and have all versions of Seiba except the swimsuit version with the water gun. Funnily enough I haven't put in a single cent into the game just been playing it with automata for 3-4 years and gotten everything I want.
Club Dance starting now.Sorry for the delay, got logged out.
What's that club spam for?
>>585941734magic awakened
>>585941734the mobile game you negroidal tourist
>>585941734>spam>one of the few in-topic things in the the threadI can be defined as a tourist myself, but come on now: everything else would be the spam if anything.
AAAAAAAAAand here's some screenshots from the infamous fire seeds mission. Although in truth the meme'd one is mostly the PS1 version: here on PC Hagrid looks less deformed, and weirdly kinda like Viggo Mortensen (I am exceptionally bad at celebrity comparisons). I will see if I remember to show him later.Those "Giant Orange Snails" are probably the least dangerous enemy in the whole series of games. The always follow the same predictable path and go very slow. You don't even need to stun them to avoid damage. Usually I simply have to do it for free animal cruelty.
PREPUCE SEMPRA!
>last episodeDamn this guys stuff beats the shit out of everyone else's. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYRREUmSvSo
so this general is only kept alive by that lone indian guy posting Malfoid porn?
By the way, Hagrid's "garden" is more like a whole natural reserve: probably to keep those delightful snails thriving and safe from harm (flipendo).But I just passed a huge waterfall outside and there another one further fown in this cave: I would also have no issue living in that tiny house if I had all this vastly assorted /out/side for myself.>>585947295This spell caught me unprepared. From the sound of it it reminds me of powerful goblin magic.
>>585949223It's a low period, we're inbetween games and such.
>>585949223This general has been here long before malfoid it will still be here long after.
>>585950358Like any good herpes infection, it never quite dies.
Is genderswapping ron going to be next?
>>585951212already happened, didn't catch on
>>585950464Where's Bowsette now?
>>585947712I had seen the first episode, but I didn't realize he kept making them. downloading them all now, to watch later. sad that he's done though I understand. do you know if the person who makes these ones also posts them on youtube? I need to download all those episodes as well
>>585951356Bowsette is still getting fanart, as far as I'm aware. Not quite dead.
stronk bulli
Somehow I like these shots peeking though gates and passages, I took a lot of these.
>>585952084accurate mega gf experience
>>585952373how dare you compare her to such a creature
Guys what is the best wizard simulator game? Looking so much at Malfoid has made me want to play a wizard.I found this one https://mathiashjelm.gitlab.io/arcanum/But its pure text
>>585951450scratch that question. found them all as well. downloading nowhttps://youtube.com/@SomaLynos/videos
>Harry, I know you're 11 and barely know any defensive spells, but I need you to go to my "garden" and risk your life falling to your death in order to get me dangerous scalding seeds in order to hatch my illegal dangerous creature fasterYou know what, it's perfectly in character for Hagrid. Remember "follow the spiders"?
>>585953454outside of the official games, these are the only Harry Potter-esque games I'm aware of >Secret Agent Wizard Boy and the International Crime Syndicate>Little Witch in the Woods >A Magical High School Girl
>>585954816
>>585941734>spamretard
>>585951998Out of nostalgia.
>>585952953Who?
>>585955262sheeeeeeeeit
Rolling a big round boulder down the path like reverse Indiana Jones after walking on a log to reach the gate behind the third fall from one spur to another is like adventure exploration bingo. Fundamental steps to harvest some spicy seeds.
>>585953454>No one has yet made a wizard AI game.NGMI
>>585953454I really enjoyed Academagia but it's unfortunately unfinished, and also text only.What kind of gameplay are you looking for? There's a bunch I could recommend.
>>585957102Honestly, I am not entirely sure what I am looking for. Give me your best recomendations. About this Academagia game you mention how good is it? I might pirate it if its good even if unfinished.
>>585953454magic awakened
>>585957102what's it about
Finally the first of the actual fire plants: it may be true that I was distracted by doing other things in between, but it took surprisingly long regardless.>>585956906You can easily make it yourself with any LLM in theory, although the problem is it would be annoyingly easy to break it or allucinate it if you make the play sessions too long and rules too undefined. I think there must be some rigidly but orderly planned mechanic beneath. Also you have to clearly incentivize the AI not to please you too much, that's an issue as well. Using accessory "save files" in .txt or .md for important informations helps keeping order too.In theory AI sounds good for role-playing games, but it has some issues and it often ends up being more frustrating than you hoped. Never tried making wizard-based ones, though.Also well... you would probably consume gallons of water for that, but that's another detail.
>>585958074It's only one part of what was supposed to be a multi-part series. It's disappointing they didn't finish it.Magical Diary is alright if you like romance VNs, there's two of them, I only played the first one, it's not great but it's nice enough.Spellcaster University has you take the role of the Headmaster as you manage your own Hogwarts.Wizard of Legend (do not play the second one) is a more Last Airbender take on magic but it's a really solid action roguelite.LITTLE WITCH IN THE WOODS. Play it, no comments, just do it.>>585958439https://store.steampowered.com/app/533480/Academagia_The_Making_of_Mages/It's a text based Harry Potter adjacent story, I suppose.
>>585958536>>585957102You know, I have had an idea. I do have access to a Claude Pro subscription (for university purposes). How hard would it be to mod Hogwarts legacy into something actually fun?
Let's just stop counting the falls and the (lack of) plants in Hagrid's "garden", shall we. I literally saw mining equipment at some point, what does he even do here.>>585958770>Claude ProOne of my IT friends who is actually into AI research at university said paid Claude is quite phenomenal for programming stuff, so you might as well try I guess.
Camille hereback from Scotlandhoneslty the merch was super underwhelming everywhere I went, it's the same shitty plastic wands everywhere, the overpriced scarves, and more plastic junkI'm probably too used to japanese license merch but damn Harry potter is supposed to be the biggest licence from the UK and I couldn't even find STICKERS for my scrapbookalso didn't manage to run the gender-oriented survey I was tasked with, apologieshow are (You) doing?
Ah, Fire Crabs. As I child I found amusing that they shot you fire from their butts, and that you had to first flipendo to flip them, and then another time to push them off some whatever cliff you could find.They change design in the second game, and they definitely look more like turtles rather than crabs. Although that's in line with the canon description from Scamander's book.
>>585960638>how are (You) doing?could be worse I hope scotland was nice
>>585960924got hit by a big storm during my last days but otherwise it was, did lots of hiking and drinkingsucks to be back to work but I guess I have to pay my next trip>could be worseglad it's not worse then
>turning stalactites into stalagmites with flipendo I can see why this is dark magic. Turns out that field trip from elementary school was useful.>>585960638I can see how it would be quite underwhelming. Yeah, it's weird especially considering Harry Potter is in the top 3 of the most books sold ever (the Bible is in it) and it's still pulling out products.Doing fine, anyway.
ATTENTION!An AI has been let loose on OpenMystery, and after learning the engine, it slopped out an original Halloween TLSQ!We can now AI entire fucking quests (like how JC probably does it).Unzip it, add it to your OM mods folder. Then enable the mod in OpenMystery launcher. Then find it at the bottom of the TLSQ list as "The Hollow Hours".https://files.catbox.moe/rbaz5h.zip
>>585962289Hello, excuse me, what is open mystery?
>>585962289what the fuck nice>>585962345fanmade pc port of hogwarts mystery, basically... idk I haven't tried it yet
>>585962289ONE BILLION POINTS TO SQUIB HOUSE
>>585956906I've started slopping one together in Unity, but I won't have enough subscription time to do more. I won't be able to afford it for a long time again so the dream is still dead.
>>585962961We are going to need a lot of water bro
>>585952084
>>585964791The hell is going on in this pic
>>585968456lion getting manhandled by snek
>>585969071which would never happen
>>585960638The franchise was in a mix of limbo because either Rowling or the retards at WB hate all the media that could have printed octillions such as cartoon series and even letting the Japanese get their hands on it with manga and anime, or being sabotaged at every possible step by the accelerationist commies trying to kill western culture.Malfoid is just a Daphne Greengrass. The only thing that made her really blow up now is the massive void of content that could have been. All these romcom slice of life anime gens? There could have been so much spin-off anime with the same premise but different characters it's unreal.
>>585964791>The tie was knotted around her hand.https://youtu.be/SdEIoQlYiNA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Letrv1FAxxo>dub that isn't shitHOLY KINOOO
I'm writing a fic about a fifth secret hidden house called Kangigwamble
>>585972890what's their deal
>>585973182Stingy anon is clinging to his Kangigwamble secrets...
>>585972890stormfangbros...
>>585976295i wanna know about the kangigwamble...
>>585962289Can Merukeks sink any lower?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zZUJ5zYBvghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZOPyH7i_Ic
>>585939428You're confusing lust and romantic love. Lust is entirely loveless, however love can have notes of lust. The distinction is important.
>>585970401>Malfoid is Daphene Greengrass Dalphene Greengrass has like two lines in the novels and she's not even in the movies. Anon you high or somtin nigga?
>>585970401>being sabotaged at every possible step by the accelerationist commies trying to kill western cultureCome on man. Plus this stupid malfoid character is actually just Merula Snyde and Cassandra Vole. The actual tsundere baka Draco But A Girl characters we've had that filled the void after the movies. But you guys wouldn't know about them cuz you're all 15 years old tops.
>>585977903More like Daphene Greengrass was the Malfoid placeholder for however many years
more like dapeen greenass
>>585977903The entire point of Malfoid is she is in Draco's place. Not his twin sister, not a random other Slytherin girl but what if Draco was a chick and the changes we think would be cool stemming from that. A simple thought exercise that seems beyond some retards.
>>585979006>just Merula Snyde and Cassandra VoleThey're clearly different characters. What's similar is the role (female slytherin minor antagonist) which make people say that on surface level, but that's it.
>>585979789Most of the bozos drooling after Malfoid lack even surface level understanding of Draco's character, it's downright pathetic.
>>585979321Dolphin Greengrass was a blank slate and is popular in fanfics for that sole reason
>>585979006>Malfoid is just Merula Snyde and Cassandra VoleSurely you're joking and not being disingenuous
>>585979789>A simple thought exercise that seems beyond some retards.Yes, I frankly don't get how these people don't understand that this is how this got popular to begin with. It's clearly not a particular aesthetic or attractiveness since there's many variations to her, and funnily enough I believe the main reason is not even her personaity since there are just as many nuances and variations (while its core is still important). It's literally all about her actual place in the original story specifically and its consequences on the plot and on her character arc: that makes the whole thing so fun and satisfying.
>>585979789It does make one wonder when people do that. Are they being disingenuous? Are they retarded?
>>585980385>being disingenuousI don't think you know what that word means
>>585980069Yeah? Those kind of retards are always going to exist. I'm not going to stop enjoying the meme because tastelet dumbasses who have only watched Nagatoro push their ooc Malfoid. Their version is already so weak it is almost self defeating.>>585981069Being nice, they are autists who don't understand hypotheticals or puritans who believe the original is perfect and can never be changed. Being mean, yeah they are disingenuous or retarded.
>>585956906i'm in the thought process of vibe coding something on Godotit seems like it's AI friendly
>>585981367Good joke anon
I was expecting this image to be another .dds file, but it's a .png for whatever reason.
>>585981052So like when she's not pinning you err I mean Harry down for baby making sense is she still a Death Eater or what. When she's all about that defile my womb with your mudblood seed stuff that's something you're imagining Draco would be all about if he was a girl? And on the other hand, you think Harry would be into any of this? Wouldn't find it weird and offputting? Was barely interested in girls as it is.Who are you convincing with this stuff?
>>585981052it's not rocket science Ginny is shit Malfoy is wasted in the ending to the books, Malfoid not only fixes both of these issues but also retroactively adds a new layer of subtext to almost every interaction she ever has with Harry
>>585981367NTA:>disingenuous>/dĭs″ĭn-jĕn′yoo͞-əs/>adjective>1- Not straightforward or candid; insincere or calculating.>2 - Pretending to be unaware or unsophisticated; faux-naïf.>3 - (Usage Problem) Unaware or uninformed; naiveThe allusion made perfect sense and I understood exactly what he meant. You were being accused of pretending not to understand the differences on purpose in order to be dismissive about the whole thing. Judging from the other replies, it checks out.
>>585982294>It's the schizo coomer pedo anon againEverything you say revolves around coomer sexuality. My fucking God, bro. Try going a week without wanking or consuming anything pornographic
>>585982294>Who are you convincing with this stuff?Ask that yourself. Many people like this, male and female. Not sure why you're suddenly so threatened by this.Fanatic Drarry shipper? Another assblasted tranny? No idea, but that's how it sounds.There are many motivations, and several anons including me wrote many comprehensive lists in very discussions in these very threads as well: feel free to read them next time. I don't want to write the same thing for the hundred-seventh time right now.>Was barely interested in girls as it is.Good thing one of the motivations is that this improves the romance in the books then.>When she's all about that defile my womb with your mudblood seed stuff that's something you're imagining Draco would be all about if he was a girl?Anon, I want to be patient but this sounds mentally ill. What kind of thought process even brought this shit upon us, exactly? Where did you see something of the sort here?As for the rest, if you're being seriously asking then try doing the actual mental excercise of thinking about it please. It can't be that hard, and it is fun.
>>585981052>It's literally all about her actual place in the original story specifically and its consequences on the plot and on her character arcGoing by discussions I've seen here, there and everywhere else, the general draw is>Two youths, whose lives in the story intersect and how they're shaped by their experiences both related and unrelated to their counterpart.Clearly not the absolute but that's the gist of it
Post-war and after school, what would Malfoid do as a career? Understandably depends on how whatever writer has depicted her but yeah. What could anons see her doing?
>>585987363Be wealthy. Maybe OHOHOHO a bit.
>>585987363>a Malfoy>working
>>585989214True, Harry is rich after all>>585989462True, motherhood isn't a job when it's about what you love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmC21Kd5ktgpeople will die in VR simulations like this one.
>>585991524Pretty soon it isn't going to be VR at all.
>>585953454I'm hooked, by the way, thank you for sharing.
>Don't you run away now! I'm not done playing!!!Some people do it for the love of the game. Some people love the game too much. Then there is Zenobia who gets you reeking by proxy anyway because she keeps wanting to play Gobstones even after a loss streak of two dozen for the first time in her life. [Your Bond with Zenobia reached Max Level.][Achievement unlocked: Together We Stink]
>>585977491Tourist can't comprehend the concept of the urge to reproduce going hand in hand with romance bait. Anti-natalist brainrot at it's finest.
Hot. Sweaty. Filthy. Barnyard style. Animagus sex. For the purpose of recreation and kinkiness. Dogs? We got 'em. Stallions and Mares? You betcha. You want a cat? That's fine too, you sick bastards. Get your wild weasel workin' cuz it's hump day, yeeeeeah.
>>585993859You've genuinely proven my point. You literally cannot fathom and understand what I said because your interpretation of the human experience is shaped by pornography.You are completely fucked. >Anti-natalist brainrotThat would be pornography. For both of the sexes btw
>>585993859>Unable to make a distinction between your coomerbait shit and wholesome romanceYou're already too far gone I'm afraid.
>>585995445>>585995764You blatant LARPers have no idea...Gacha wouldn't make billions yearly without genuinely getting the same effect as "Malfoid".They LITERALLY monetize romance and yearning. Smug aristocratic mean blond tsundere? They got it dime a dozen. The "coombait" designs are just the clickbait on an extremely competitive market. What they get you to blow your savings with is the emotional investment into the characters.Again, people read the entirely of FGO that's multiple times longer text than HP and LotR combined at this point and complain about their favorite having zero screentime even in events for a fucking reason and it's not a cleavage on a tiny phone screen. That was just the bait that got them in and now they yearn for whatever character from Charlotte Corday to [insert basically naked woman].This IS weeb culture, this trend is a weeb trend mainly driven by the Koreans and Japanese the otherwise obscure Harry Potter fanfic scene is just piggybacking on it and the LARPers.No I don't give a shit about what all your retarded podcasters grift about this time, they were still complaining about lack of sexy characters in videogames and media right before the trend started and several are still horny on main while preaching puritanism at the same time. The moment the trend leaves the mainstream they'll be back glazing 2B's ass, Eve from Stellar Blade and whatever new big game with a hot woman drops by then.
>>585997249>You blatant LARPERers have no idea...Correct. I'm not a pornsick coomer pedo who views the world through a warped veneer of pornography and anime.I haven't a clue what the fuck you're talking about, strawmanning whatever you think other anons are makes you look unserious and stupid.>GachaI'm going to assume it's an anime thing where you have a little girl or boy waifu that's presented in a way with a lot of sexual connotations. Because that's what the majority of modern day anime is, being incredibly sexually charged and it wouldn't sell without it. >FGOYou present this like as if its common knowledge. I will assume it's anime sloppa that has a million different waifus that'll have, again, sexually charged designs and visually noisy themes.All in all, you are a Godless freak who thinks in black or white and mistakes lust for romantic inclinations.
>>585998764Fucking LMFAO
>>586000207What a strange little man you are
Those of you who post about Malfoid, risk jail time after the midterms
>>586002094???
>>585987363political lobbyist if you can call that a real job, I alway thought Harry should've gone back to hogwarts as the defence against the dark art teacher and eventual headmaster.
>>586002094>Anime avatarStrange how they're the ones with the most divorced from reality takes>FilenameSensible chuckle
>>586002094Lefties can suck my cock
>>585998764You know your smut is a form of pornography too, right? Yes the books on your shelf you insist to call "erotica".Your boos mean nothing, we know what makes you cheer you absolute degenerate.
I'm back
>>586003227hi back I'm dad
>>586003293That was my joke you wretch
>>5860036545 minutes late huh? YAWN YOU SNOOZE YOU LOSE
>>586003213>Gee wizz if an anon doesn't like degenerate retards, that anon must be a womanWhat a stunted way of thinking. Women's smut is pornography and it warps them all the same.>Your boos mean nothing, we know what makes you cheerLe epic line from le leddit show
>>586002565>Political lobbyistThat'd would fit, I think. Considering if she's still ambitious and able to salvage the reputation of the Malfoys after the war. It suits.>Harry being a teacher-come-headmasterIt's more interesting than the auror thing. There's evidence for him being a good teacher, considering OotP. But the DatDA position has that curse on it, so depending on if that's still relevant or not he's only going to be teaching for a year
>>585987363Literally too rich to ever need to work. Generational wealth. Canonically.
>>586002565>Harry should've gone back to hogwarts as the defence against the dark art teacherHe doesn't know shit about dark magic. He is uneducated as fuck with middling scores. He however never needed to work because he's infinite money from grandpa's potion royalties
>>586005002Harry has both the practical aspect of DatDA and good scores, as in theoretical knowledge per the canon.
>>586004885>Generational wealthSurely that would be fined (plundered) after all the trials? There's not a chance that the Malfoys and co. get away as easily as they did the first time around
>>586005461Rowling handwaved it. The Malfoys are just one of the few nobles that are actually good with money collecting and trading artifacts so they didn't become poorfags like the rest. The Potters were poorfags until the potioneer grandpa made some cosmetic that can straighten even Hermione's wild bushland of a hair as she literally uses that at the Yule Ball.Oh right Rowling was so insecure and unhealthily self inserting and projecting that Hermione was explicitly ugly until Book4. Pansy too was introduced as pugfaced...What a lovely and mentally stable woman.
>>585997249Please consider taking medication
Ok, hear me out. Ron x femSnape. Thoughts?
>>585997249Holy crashout, so this is how someone that forgot how to yearn looks like. You do you bro, as far as I'm concerned the Malfoid is for yearning only.
>>586009828i'd rather me x femsnape to be honest
>>586009828hell no
>>586009828I'd rather Snape x FemRon
>>586009828How about a giant rubber dildo x your effeminate butthole?
>>585997249;tldr
>>586009828>Teenager x adultHow about you x bullet x your frontal lobe?
>>586011216how about my dick x your mouth? lel
>>586011370Nah, utterly shit idea.You x bullet x your frontal lobe would fly off the shelves
>>586011597>nuh uh, my idea good, yours badlel, right back at youlet's rock it back in forth: my hips, your head
>>585987363For Malfoid to be a genuine love interest, she would need to have something that makes her independent of Harry. as others have pointed out, her family is wealthy, so she doesn't *need* to work. According to the official canon,and that stage play,Draco return to Hogwarts to become a teacher, or something like that?It ought to be something that she was genuinely interested in during his school years. I have my own headcanon, but you guys aren't ready for what I’ve cooked up.
>>586010851Smug gremlin best gremlin.
>>586011982>For Malfoid to be a genuine love interest, she would need to have something that makes her independent of Harry
>>586011982did draco have enough characterization to have an outside interest in the books?
>>586012158Yeah, I didn't explain myself well, but I mean something like the literally fucking Bechdel test or other such nonsense: "genuine" as believable and compellingbasically what I’m saying is that a character shouldn't just be a vehicle for a romance and nothing else, much like how, in the books, Draco is just a bidimensional bully for 99% of the timeIf every aspect of Malfoid’s personality boils down to "ugh, I like POTTAH, but I’m all *tsundere* about my feelings," it gets old very fast; maybe she’s actually really good at Quidditch, or something>>586012183Not exactly, that’s my point: in the books, as it stands, he’s relatively two-dimensional. The only real moment of depth comes from the conflict he faces when he becomes a Death Eater and is tasked with killing Dumbledore.
>>586011939Kinda typical for a faggot aren't you?
>>586011982>Genuine love interest She already is. Post-war would be the ample time for Harry and Malfoid to work through their collective shit, now without the social pressures that were obstructing them originally.>StageplayThat shit was fucking retarded doe. Like utterly crackfic levels of retarded
>>586012470>Yeah, I didn't explain myself well, but I mean something like the literally fucking Bechdel test or other such nonsense: "genuine" as believable and compellingbasically what I’m saying is that a character shouldn't just be a vehicle for a romance and nothing else, much like how, in the books, Draco is just a bidimensional bully for 99% of the timeIf every aspect of Malfoid’s personality boils down to "ugh, I like POTTAH, but I’m all *tsundere* about my feelings," it gets old very fast; maybe she’s actually really good at Quidditch, or somethingOh that makes perfect sense. That sort of mindset is what I like in the fanfics desu. Bit hard to do from solely Harry's POV. Some writers have managed it, to varying degrees of success
>>586012846well the question was "what would Malfoy do for work after Hogwarts?"my answer is that it depends entirely on how you intend to write her,*especially* since she’s being portrayed as a genuine love interesta dealer in magical artifacts, an expert in breaking curses..a peacock farm?>work through their collective shit, now without the social pressures that were obstructing them originallyIn theory, they would all have one final year to face no?, even though thye just skip it in the books. Harry is training to be an Auror, Malfoid returning to school to somehow atone for her sins: Granger also being there for the 1998–99 academic year, there’s great potential for character development here for her to genuinely develop a career choice, depending on whether she wants to distance herself or redeem the family name>stageplayyeah I never bothered reading anything about the show, I only heard about it because I knew Felton and Grint reprised their roles or something>>586013035I'm not that good with words, but you got it yeahthe moment she becomes just harrys perfect trophy wife her character just fucking dies
I like the idea that Malfoid is actually pretty good at potions, because it's something where one has full control over what is happening at the precise moment. Plus, if one really wants to keep the timeframe of Cursed Child in mind (even if the plot would not happen) it should be the position that's also becoming free, since Slughorn would fully retire around that time if I recall correctly.
Whycome is Malfoid green apples?
>>586014165something about snakes I assume idk never watched the movies or read the books past the first 3.
>>586013775I’ve toyed with the idea, because Snape would obviously treat her with special consideration from the very start, perhaps even fostering a genuine interest in the subject within her because of thatgiven that she lives her life subject to constant commands, orders, and the decisions of others, I think that the control, precision, and the immediate, tangible consequences of her own actions would grant her, as a girl, not a Malfoy, a unique sense of freedom, power, and competence that goes "beyond just the family name", something that would be quite interesting to explore. maybe Im just projecting>>586014165he just do be like that in the books and movies>"How do you like them apples, uh POTTAH">malfoid said calmly, pummeling the boy who lived with hundreds of conjured green apples
>>586014524>imagine her spreading your uretha with her tongue
>>586012470>>586013501she could be just a housewife and still be "genuine"could be shown through her parenting method or how she manages the household. plenty of characterization opportunities there.
>>586014724Completely acceptable too yes. and if she takes after the Black side of the family...well, Narcissa is a positive maternal figure, in her own twisted way. I can picture her with little toddlers running around Malfoy manor grounds, amidst the peacocks.if I’m not mistaken, the Malfoys retain their wealth after the war, so there’s a lot to manage
>>586014591You actually bring up an interesting point without directly addressing it: but female Malfoy would be raised with different priorities in mind over the original one, simply because she's a girl. She'd be raised to be a proper lady. Obviously still spoiled, but still.
Good morning hypogigis
>>586015393of course! this whole meme trope is actually peak fucking fiction because it touches upon so many classic literary themes and tropesthe "Malfoy heiress" , a prize to be awarded to the "best" family for political gain, certainly not for love. her date to the Yule Ball won't be her own choice, either; it’s a calculated signal intended for the high society of the wizarding worldand I think, after a first phase of wonder, that she would absolutely hate all thisI wonder..given that Draco as a boy is a "mommy’s boy". what kind of father Lucius would be to a daughter. Would he spoil his "little princess" even more, or would he be a cold, calculating father who uses her solely for his own gain?
>>586013501I completely misunderstood what you meant previously.>Something she'd do after HogwartsKissy kissy wiv Hawwie and they wuv each other and hav babiesSeriously though, surely something revolving around what she did with repairing the Vanishing Cabinet. I can't remember if that was something to do with charms or what have you.But what she did is a good indicator of her character; methodical, problem-solving, intelligent and keep at a task. Yeah she did it under duress but she still did it.That's the gist of it, however what specific job relating to charms or whatever escapes me.>Final YearYou could use the final year as an overall, the main cast getting over their bullshit and burying the hatchet. They're truly adults at that point and part of that is moving the fuck on. You wouldn't have that all happen at once, it'd be a gradual thing but that would be the aim.>Final year for MalfoidGenuinely, so many different directions for her to go. I fucking loathe the idea of girlfailure Malfoid, it's entirely plausible but I hate it.You could have Malfoid withdraw entirely within herself and focus on a career that helps atone for her previous actions and sins. Where you take that, I don't know. She'd definitely try and cling onto Harry as if she's drowning and that'd be a bad end I guess.You could have her decide on trying to redeem the family name purely out of spite, because of all the shit that her peers would hang on her. Redeeming the Malfoy name would be through gaining legitimacy, from the prestige of her actions OR tying herself to Harry. In terms of tying herself to Harry, it's more of a way to easily curry social capital and what have you.The easiest way of figuring out what Malfoid would do would be what is her mental at the start of the year, what would a character in that state want to do/be capable of doing? What's available to her and what actions could she take? I'm repeating you a fair bit sorry
>>586013501>the moment she becomes just harrys perfect trophy wife her character just fucking diesA trophy wife could be possible. As in she's written as a politically savvy socialite, in the old timey sense. Hubby (Harry lol) goes and deals with the functionaries and she deals with the wives of them, by extension influencing their husbands in support of Harry/herself. However its current year and not a single fanfic author has been able to do that.
>>586015825Good morning! Care to join in?
>>586015847Depictions of Lucius I've seen are pretty split there, though they seem to have a common thread of him pushing her away from Harry around book 4 because of Voldemorts imminent return, which one can argue is out of concern for her even if disguised as something cruel. I do like the protective father angle, personally. Because for all the Malfoy's flaws, one can't argue that they love each other, so that should remain intact.
>>585987363I like the idea that she revives the renowned Potter line of potioneers using her husband's name, for various reasons:>Potions is canonically one of the subjects Malfoy was actually good at>she can do the work in the comfort of her own home, at her own pace in her spare time>while her family name is a bit tainted, she could use whatever connections she still has to advertise the products to the people that matter>as a Slytherin she surely likes to feel part of anything prestigious, so now that she's a Potter herself she might also want to revive the name's historical fame alongside its new oneEven in canon Draco 'works' from home in his manor, practicing alchemy and adding artifacts to the family collection in his spare time since he already has his fortune.I doubt here she would live with Harry of all people in Malfoy manor along with the family collection, so she might leave that to some unspecified much younger little brother (Lucius and Narcissa trying again from scratch after the war) and just live with Harry.Another thing Malfoy is canonically good in is allegedly Occlumency, unlike Harry. Not sure if you can do anything with it, though.
I completely forgot that the potters have a pretty respectable reputation as potioneers >>586017917 if she is interested in potions, then that's actually a pretty good point for bonding in small ways. I have yet to see a Malfoid fic where she even offers him some tiny scraps about the family he is from, despite Harry being utterly DESPERATE to know about where he's from in his early years.
>>586017917>>586018514I forgot to add:>Slughorn would surely want them in his club of important alumni at all costs, so she could both create new useful connections there and hone her potioneer skills further by asking Slughorn for advice once in a while>it mirrors Lily being the good one at potions despite marrying into Potter>being better than Harry at Potions (if you ignore the help give to him by the HBP book in year 6) would give her a smug confidence boost and psychologically allow her to mess around with it with less pressure>brewing potions blends nicely with OHOHOH witch oujo-sama in my opinionAnd yes, I like your idea of her actually giving him much craved bits about his family.
>>586019891Problem with the slug club is that Malfoy gets ignored by Slughorn due to his father getting caught as a Death Eater in the ministry.
>>586022491I also thought about that, but I think she gets a pass since>she helped Harry defeat Voldemort in the final moment (everyone goes with that version after all)>she's the wife of Harry Potter>the Malfoy canonically get pardoned after the end of the story (even Lucius)
>>586015928no worries anon, I’m the first one who doesn’t quite understand thingsI lothe girlfailure Malfoy too, she's a proud and noble, even in defeat, and the whole point of this romance for me is her realizing her true value outside of family names and dark lord obligations.that why I personally like the idea of a return for a final year at Hogwarts, amidst the devastation, the hostile glares, and the judgment of others, exploring how her actions might either redeem her or lead to her ruin, regardless of her relationship with Harry>>586016281I don't feel like Draconia Malfoy is the kind of woman who likes to be paraded around. If anything, the husband would be the "trophy" in the couple, lol>>586017078>one can't argue that they love each other, so that should remain intactI agree; seeing a concerned Lucius, who, in his own way, is also affectionate toward his daughter, would be interesting, as would the specter of Andromeda Black looming over their family legacy>>586017917>>586018514>>586019891I can see that, Draconia, working from home, making her preser- ahem, potions
>>586025427>making her preser- ahem, potionsOkay lol good catch, it does fit with the magical housewife idea.You might also cross the two possible paths by having this handsy potioneer wife sometimes randomly spend Harry's salary on some curious artifact she found at the vintage shop to tinker with it. After all I think it's more likely that she would manage the money among the two, since she has experienced the magical world since her birth.>girlfailureI like to think Malfoy would be saved from her girlfailure destiny by love and public redemption in her final battle. >If anything, the husband would be the "trophy" in the couple, lolYes, I can also see Draconia smugly flaunting Harry around in high society, while the he is awkwardly embarassed. It would be funny.Yes I barged in your previous discussion too.
>>586017917>>586019891At the very least with the Potions classes, it gives a narrative reason for Harry and Malfoid and by extension Hermione and Ron to interact amicably or begin to interact amicably. Not without hiccups, but the point would be working through them, because they've matured. >Malfoid's had her realization of feelings towards Harry by this point>She will be undergoing her own internal process of adjustment to the current state of things>Harry, too, should have had his realization of feelings towards Malfoid>Again, same thing, he's going to be processing things as well.>I'd wager Potions would be a method for Malfoid, to at the very least, prove herself Potter's better and therefore worthy of him. In a very Malfoid way of course.>Malfoid in SlugclubThis, I'm not sure. Slughorn isn't a bold or brave man. Canonically, he made a point of barely interacting with Draco because of his family's reputation. So for Malfoid to be collected into Slugclub, in the wake of the 2nd Weezardang War, something has to give in Slughorn to change his opinion and position.I suppose you could use Slughorn as a canary in the coal mine for the wider school's acceptance of Malfoid. As in, if or when she's finally accepted because quietening down hostility to her. Or Harry could demand it and that could be a conflict of issue between Harry and Malfoid. She's a woman and I'd imagine that'd piss her for off whatever reason.>OcclumencyThat's the wizard telepath shit yeah?
>>586025427>>586025427I reckon there needs to be a balance or nuance I suppose. I don't particularly want to read about a "stronk, independent woman who don't need no man". Those characters tend to be poorly realized and mad fucking annoying, typical current year shit. But if she's a complete doormat and quaking mouse, then that wouldn't be Malfoid.It's realizing a character who had it all, could still have it all potentially but not be inept or weak-willed, cos she's been run through the ringer. I would also add, internally, she'd be weighing her actions against Harry and his approval or not. That'd be a two way street, of course, Harry would be trying to accommodate her without any upset or diminishment to her character. She's still a proud young woman.
>>586005002Harry was a solid B-average student who started his own underground defence against the dark class in his 6th year
Malfoid doesn't need a career or even a past time. You're thinking like a petty bourgeois Muggle faggot dual income earning household where she is a "liberated" woman with her own means.Malfoy already has the full time job of being a magical aristocrat and the head of her house. No other occupation is necessary, or in fact even desirable. You need to think like an inbred Britroach and not an American. The entire idea of having to work at all is intensely shameful and socially degrading.
>>586028757It’s an interesting dynamic: Malfoy the businesswoman, the first in generations to actually -Merlin’s beard!- have an actual job.not out of a need for money, obviously, nor to "keep herself occupied and stave off boredom," but rather to gain a sense of pride in what she can achieve, beyond just the name she bears.To be honest, I’m not entirely familiar with the ins and outs of Malfoy Manor and the artifacts kept there, but perhaps some sort of antique shop could work for her: her managing the ledgers, while Harry acts as the "decoy" clerk to draw in customers. It’s pretty clear which of the two would have a better grasp of the value of money. and it’s already more entertaining than any bleak future Rowling might have assigned to these charactersbut basically I just liked the idea of a Draconia finding a way to express herself in a way that truly reflects who she is: calculated, precise, high-quality, held to high standards, and expensive, yet the end result is something..unexpected and perhaps a bit mischievous. You know what I mean?i mean like in that sense of whimsy I really enjoyed in the earlier books>>586029270>>Malfoid in SlugclubI feel like Malfoid would absolutely despise the character of someone like Slughorn>>586029568I agree 100 and I hope I made my point clear
>>586029270>Slug clubI don't think that he would let her join in the sixth year either, for the usual canon reasons. Although I think that the situation changes a lot from year six compared to after the end of the story, including her father not being in jail anymore. Personally I don't think Harry trying to include her after that happened would exactly piss her off, but she might want to wait to actually feel forgiven first I suppose.>That's the wizard telepath shit yeah?The defense against it (i.e. shielding your mind), the mind reading itself instead is Legilimency.
I'm wondering as well, towards the last few books. Would Malfoid want to be saved by Harry? Not as a constant desire or motivation but as something that would crop up every now and again. Specifically because he wants to save her, not he saves people.The heart, it yearns
>>586029270>>586030263On the contrary, her being Harry's squeeze and helping him to take down Voldemort would make her interesting enough to Slughorn to include in his circle. She'd be as famous as Harry at the very least. I say this as the person who brought up the reasons Slughorn would not invite her initially in HBP.
>>586015393>>586015847What if .... she is being raised to be Voldy's wife
>>586034735Out of character. For Voldemort and Lucius.
>>586034384even without Harry I don't think Malfoid would have any trouble getting in the slug club if she really wanted, Slughorn is exactly the type of doddering old toff that would be helpless to turn down a lady once she put on those well bread aristocratic charms
>>586030676Deep down, yes. But she would scorn herself for it, and her actual hopes that it would come true will be dead and buried in her heart with only regret remaining.... or so she would think! Then Harry comes "back to life" in the final battle, and so does her hope in turn.>>586034384I agree.
>>586034384>>586037485Slughorn might also overlook her father's situation if she was way too talented not to include. But the caveat is that due to her mission, her grades would suffer quite a bit. As with Draco. Mind you, Draco wasn't a shit student, either. He made some NEWT classes.
Isn't slugclub a boys club?
>>586036787True.
>>586030079I still might prefer the potions, but the antique shops fits very well too.But I also stress and agree that this business would be something that she wants to do for her own sense of pride and interest, not something that she feels like she "has to" do.Personally I don't agree that she would dislike Slughorn any more than Draco did, however. Draco even attempted (half-heartedly) and failed to enter his graces at the beginning of HBP, even though to be fair it was clearly just out of convenience's sake in order to get the Felix Felicis as a reward for the sake of his mission.
>>586039702No, there's girls in slugclub
>>586039702It includes many girls including Hermione and (in the past) Harry's mother.
>>586040171>worst girls got in damn
>>586037580>Then Harry comes "back to life" in the final battle, and so does her hope in turnShe has a "I can save him/I can stand by him" moment, I suppose. Bit of a turnaround and it's like pottery or sumtin
>>586040398Yeah, when Harry "dies" she understands "too late" that she had to stand by his side while she still could, so when he imstead comes back she will fight with renewed unshakable willpower in order not to let this miracle go to waste.AND if you want to make it extra-cheesy, in the final battle she may tank one of Voldemort's curses thanks to Harry's ancient love magic protection in order to shield him with her body, cue Harry's speech like in canon (on how none of Voldemort's spells work, wand technicalities and so on), then the wand fight in which Malfoy is protected by Harry's love magic and Harry by Malfoy's love magic from shielding him a few seconds earlier, beams cross and ba-daboom, they win.
Bros...https://www.youtube.com/shorts/addlvbPuoog
Malfoy being good at Occlumency fits with the narrative of trying to repress her love feelings for Harry in books 6 and 7, if you like the angstier versions.
>>586044363seems like something lucius would take great care in making sure she learns either by teaching her himself or hiring a private tutor
>>586044214>/shorts/
Club Events in 54 minutes.
>>586044363Plus, it's also how she makes sure that Voldemort doesn't know of her feelings.
>>586041383>Love magicInstead of shielding, surely you'd make so they're stronger than Voldemort because of it? Like he pours all his hate into the lazer beam spell and it just does not have the juice like Malfoid's and Harry's does.Does magic in HP run off emotions? Magic's a tangible force but then what the magic does is based upon a wizard or witch's emotional state/strength?
>>586046289>voldemort doesn't know her feelingsshe wouldn't be able to keep him out. Can Occlumency allow for hiding memories or something?
cute:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9qGkBXZ7H8
>>586039762While Lucius is a blood supremacist, he isn't as retardedly down the cult rabbithole as Bellatrix and her husband, if we wanna take Cursed Child into account, dear Mr. Lestrange was all too willing to throw his wife on Voldemorts dick like a good cultist. Can't see Lucius in any shape or form like that.
>>586046289It also works because she wouldn't even need to hide it all completely in order to stay safe. For example maybe Voldemort would still manage to get the general idea that she may have liked Harry in the past, but now she unmistakably gave up on that after their fight and closed her heart forever. What she would truly hide with all her strenght would be just that small frail glint of hope, that she has trouble believing even herself.After all as usual Voldemort can't even properly understand love.
>>586046374I don't think the lore states anything about it, so you'd have to make it up just for that. In the book the win happens instantly and not as a beam-pushing competition like in the movies, that was just added to make it more dramatic to watch. You could add it somewhere as a new rule, but there's no need since you would already have established official rules (love magic and wand technicalities) to do the job for you like in OU. Even the love magic is not needed technically speaking, but it nails the point of the message deeper.
>>586046545Clearly yes in some measure, otherwise Snape would have been killed on the spot the first time he went back to Voldy as a spy.
>>586046636>Mr. Lestrange was all too willing to throw his wife on Voldemorts dick like a good cultist.CC sure was a proper fever dream.
>>586029532And sucks at everything he relayed from the textbook himself. He was a barely a substitute for a teacher.
Why are all these age insecure and degenerate women lurking this thread crying about youth and the female form of all places?
>>586047810I want muhfuggin love magic cos im a faggot yearner like that. Sue me
>>586047998>Snape's double agent arcTrue. Could've answered my own question if I gave it a bit more thought
>>586049467No I mean, I agree that the idea is nice in a vacuum. I just prefer the school of thought that sticks to canon whenever possible, in order to avoid making a mess. There is already an established form of love magic, so I just used that one to make them invincible.
I FUCKING love WOMEN
>>586011982>For Malfoid to be a genuine love interest, she would need to have something that makes her independent of Harry.No she doesn't. Most of the romance slop is co dependency and gold digging. LMFAO
>>586049405
>>586049737>Mother's love is a tangible forceIf I'm being serious about, you'd assume it have something to do with the three forms of love, eros, familial and comradely love, what'd differ between em would be the strength of the magic associated with em.Going by what you say, keeping it canon means its a protection/shield magic I suppose. Or it gets too convoluted, like does that comradely love protect friends in any way
>>586050076Same, even though they gave me a lot of heart pain. Men and women are made for each other, we should appreciate it more.
Janny I beg of you get this offtopic /lit/ shit out of here already.This is /vg/!
Ok boys, enough vidya, how do we find wives and get married and have 20 children?
The TvTropes article is pure seethe
Oh, it's that schizo coomer tranny again
>>586048221Never underestimate the retardation of cultists
>>586049737That's just literal death magic, that time it was just a charm, not a death curse. Rowling didn't communicate it as it is because...>Say the line Bart!...*sigh* Rowling is a hack.
>>586050309lmaoI dont care for the malfoid thing as a whole but holy fuck this person just wants an internet fight, assuming it's a person at all. Like they never fucking heard of a fad.Propaganda, it is not.
>>586050382Malfoid would be even more dramatic about the 'wound'
>>586050519>seetheFrom what I've read it isn't really.
>>586050412Please anon, please. I am begging you with tears in our eyes. Don't cast us out, we won't survive. Our yearning will keep us alive, but for how long?
>>586050362>love, eros, familial and comradely loveI like the idea. It might likely end up contrived if you try to implement it in the actual rewrite, but lore-wise I like it.Yeah,I mesn it asa shield, both becoming untouchable due to their reciprocal genuine sacrifice. But as I told that was just a cheesy yearning addition from me.Another cheesy idea I had is that the Elder Wand recognizes that both its latest rightful owners (literally Malfoy and then Harry even in canon) are fighting toghether against the fake one wielding it, and that they have become invincible due to love. Since the story of the Elder Wand is that it was passed from one poeeful master to another stronger one and so on through violence and strenght, it would recognize in that moment that love is the ultimate most powerful magic (along with the usual technicalities), and therefore do the bidding of the true owners who have the most powerful magic of them all on them. You could also force the hand a bit and make so this would end the violence cycle that came since the Elder Wand was invented, because the wand from then on will recognize no other wielders than those fighting with love amd for love.
>>586050412Okay fine you win, I'll shut up with the yearning. For today.
>>586052071i wont desu
>>586050519looks pretty neutral to me
>>586050412come
>>586050939>>586052438They've got a huge chunk of it whinging about transphobia and petra parker.Specifics? Couldn't tell you, my eyes glazed over
>>586053656this one?still looks pretty neutral
>>586050412jannies are incapable of doing their "job", pls understand
>>586055441>instantly jumps into "it's political">paints either side as completely on that side because you like the thing>has to mention incelsDefinitely not neutral at all.
>>586050412nah
quidditch when?
>>586055845I think you got a chip on your shoulder, dude.
>>586056564Malfoid wants Harry's broomstick
>>586055441Right, you're being disingenuous. Do whatever you want anon
>>586051723>And so, anon cooked. And anon cooked with all his might. He cooked and cooked and cooked
>Ao3 down for 2 to 4 weeks fuck my stupid fucking chud life
>>586056747Didn't her father buy her one?
>>586057845What the actual fuck happened?
>>586058270PHP vulnerability fucked them hard now they have to go into old code and make it work with new PHP versions probably
>>586057845hilarious
Everything in Harry Potter after Prisoner of azBAKAn SUCKS BALLS
>>586057938Anon, I...
>>586057845So that's why these fanfic fags are everywhere from here to twatter and faggit.The damage is done. Just like the Tumblr porn ban deastroyed every other social media platform the implosion of the AO3 containment with have permanenet damage on the internet.
>>586057938It's the broomstick her father won't hear about.
>>586059472>Not my DAUGHTER, Golden Boy!https://youtu.be/-LdQ48eLjk0
>>586058270>>586058398Plus the entire thing is run by volunteers. Have some of the fics been uploaded elsewhere?
>>586060445>>586058270>>586058398All of this PHP thing is nonsense misinformation, they did it to prevent Malfoid from getting on there, they think that if they wait the trend to die out they can just erase it.
>>586060387We should rewrite the background of HP to have it such that James and Lucius Malfoy hate each other and were rivals so this makes Harry and Malfoid falling in love even more dramatic, its not only enemies to lovers but dynastic rivalries to family after they get married. Juliet and Romeo type shit lmao
>>586060980Speaking of which, were they even in the same year? If so, I assume they were automatically at odds due to the blood purity issue, though their main target was Snape.
>>586060615Answer my question. Any other places?
>>586061054WAIT, I GOT IT, LETS MAKE NARCISSA MALFOY RIVAL JAMES OR SOMETHING.
>>586060980Harry is already from a lower house AND a halfblood, on the opposite side of a war.Lucius has good reason already.The funny part is the changed events can knock the timeline so out of whack Lucius could sensibly change sides at year 4 even with how soem of the fan scenarios have Draconia kidnapped to get sucked dry by the diary. If you have her tell her father about her first run in with the Dark Lord during the first year which from her perspective was being attacked, Lucius would begin to believe his family is in danger.
>>586060615The PHP thing is real. I'm getting emails from even WoW private servers from a decade ago I didn't even know are still running about getting a data breach through the PHP exploit.AO3 degenerates getting exiled is why you have all that essaying here and on X. It unironiccally fed the trend among the normies, otherwise it'd be mainly a weeb anime trend.Yes anime, look at the pics being spemmed here. awful lack of 3D innit?
>>586061054>>586061492I browsed, god forgive me for uttering this word, Leddit for answers and Lucius and Narcissa are five years older than James according to them.This is how it should have gone:>Brave Griffindor spots Narcissa and asks her out >Maybe they kiss or something>Lucius from this point onwards hates James because of jealousy>Eventually Narcissa marries Lucius or whatever>Ever since then the POTTTAH family is hated viciously by the Malfoys
>>586061375Nah, too many changes. Sirius and Andromeda are the only blood traitors of their generation. For Narcissa family is everything but she does believe in pureblood supremacy, Bellatrix follows the pureblood ideology and then Voldemort, and Regulus was a good son.
>>586061920I remember a Dorea Black that married a Potter, so they are probably cousins, and with the age difference, wouldn't have interacted that much, though since that Black was still in the tapestry, they probably knew of each other.
Good morning SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR what is needful for move nigt this week? plis respond u bloy basterd bich!
>>586062473dalit...
>>586062429>age difference, wouldn't have interacted that much,I used to kiss the girls 4-5 years older than me in school regularly.
>>586061920I don't see how the first to second year and sixth to seventh year makes sense...
New peak dropped from Zandran again.https://youtu.be/sMO0zF3L6LQ
>>586058398The PHP vulnerability was sorted out by them ages ago. It's not that
Nobody tell him! >>586062818
>>586060445Some are on wattpad. Some are on fanfiction dot net.Where else, I'm not super familiar
>>586064982Well given the types that run it they must have realized they inadvertently unleashed a wave of destruction and radicalization on the internet so they are keeping the side dead to do as much damage as possible.
Hello hypogigis, we will be having an impromptu pre-Halloween Cytube music night today at 6:30pm EDT (10:00pm UTC) — that is, in just under 2 hours and 10 minutes from the time of this post.Come play some songs and hang out!>>585960638I'm doing pretty okay; hope you had fun in Scotland! I really want to visit there some time... I was supposed to have a school trip there back in high school but I got sick right before and couldn't go D:That is pretty unfortunate about the merch though; I would've hoped for better as well. If you are still looking for a nice quality wand I recommend Basil Bombardier as a good maker; I got my own from him (and a couple others for friends) and they're quite nice especially for being rather inexpensive. The downside is that they're all different and you can't preview them so you just get a random one which means it might not be one you like... although, if you know other people who are into HP you can get a few and just pick your favourite.>>586062473I'll announce properly tomorrow but it's Hack-O-Lantern followed by The Evil Dead!>>585953546Yeah that... that does seem fairly in character. Student safety has literally never been a priority at Hogwarts I don't think; even back in 1890 they were letting students roam freely while there was a goblin rebellion going on and roving gangs of poachers and dark wizards infesting the surrounding valley, never mind all the dangerous wildlife.>>585958536>>585956906There are some pretty good workarounds for this via having the AI write internal summaries and logs for itself; I've played a bit on Infinite Worlds with one called Hogwarts: Your Story Begins and it's quite impressive how good it is at keeping things straight and accurate to the setting especially if using the best model. Unfortunately that is really expensive so I just use the daily free turns, which is only one per day. Also it's bad at generating canon-accurate character images so they need a lot of manual tweaking.
>>586061831>Me when I lie
>>586061831The trend is also far more carried by art and AI vids than fics.
>>586062818I'd imagine that'd be an experience mostly unique to you
>>5860624733 Idiots (2009) + Jab We Met (2007) ok i fuk u next weeks
>>586065252Wtf are you talking about? Why do you talk like a retard?
>>586065659>>586065029You know guys, I want to be honest with you, you are all incredibly feminine, you just sit and wait for a woman to approach you, if I had been approaching you guys you would have melted under my fingertips and given me all the kisses I wanted too.
>>586065591>The trend is also far more carried by art and AI vids than ficsWell it certainly is now
>>586065942Nah, chicks were mad boring. I wanted to kick the footy and sent off firecrackers in the storm drains
>>586055441Just because Petra is just R63 Peter, that doesn't mean she's a troon.
>>586061831What's the difference between lust and love, anon?
See?Lurkers even run damage control...>>586065831
>>586065991I haven't even seen remotely enough fics to think differently.
>>586066690*The schizo has taken his meds, pull me out, pull me out*Anon, you're going to have to elaborate
>>586065972Why is that dementor so cute?
>>586066393One makes you put the bread in the oven, the other is the targeting system for the right oven. The religious retardation of the "sins" is anti-humanity for the purpose of indoctrination. There is no arbitrary evil traits that must be expunged, they are all things that make humans function along the "virtues".This bullshit was discarded centuries ago for a reason and you blatant plants are not being sneaky.
Professor McGonagall BGM when she's exterminating the majority of Death Eaters while the Dark Lord is conveniently not noticing to keep the romance plot going. https://youtu.be/AGsjA1pXajk
Another Lucius songhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sMO0zF3L6LQ
>>586068439Holy shit lmao. Why are you anime monologuing
>>586068439>There is no arbitrary evil traits that must be expungedOkay, what about the traits that drive men and women to abuse children?
Norbert hatched and the first Quidditch match was ridiculously easy, the snitch was slower than natural death for a turtle with a healthy lifestyle and gorilla grip strenght. Harry didn't catch it with its mouth, but it would have been a hassle to animate I imagine. Besides, who'd have thunk it would become a plot point in the last book.For some reasons most of my screenshots during cutscenes don't get saved, so you get this disappoining overview of the field.All this just to say that I think Harry's long day finally came to an end ( >>585747872 ).>>586065273I didn't know about Infinity Worlds before, but since it's made with that purpose I suppose it works better. I'm just not sure if I would remeber to play it with just one turn per day.>logsI've noticed that whenever I asked Gemini to generate logs it usually either summarized too much skipping important game parameters (also my fault for making game mechanics autistically complicated) OR on the opposite sometimes it added too many useless details due to recency bias. My autistic workaround was to provide at the beginning the whole previous conversation as context for short-term memory, in addition to the long-term save files; then at the moment of saving for next time I instucted the master prompt to only generate additional new entries (if not redundant) rather than the whole save file, and to do this separately section by section. Then I would copy-paste them in the right spot manually. A little time consuming, but otherwise if I let it do it all at once it would trim out a lot of important stuff.... at this point it would be wiser to hardcode some stuff, maybe. I digressed a lot.
>>586055441Horseshoes... Horseshoes everywhere....
>>586069551It's caused by bad balance. Think about all your pride and envy that makes you seethe the same. You need less, not a full on lobotomy.
>>586072532>Retarded moon rune moralityI'm white and Catholic. You're a pedo. Kys
>>586061920I'm pretty sure Lucius was in like 5th year when James' year entered Hogwarts.
Mega wearing a Slytherin scarf
I may be repetitive, but I like the atmosphere in some places. Maybe it's just me or it's nostalgia, but I'm starting to think it might also be the use of the lights. Sometimes they're warm, sometimes cold, but it's always relaxing and magically mysterious.Also in part some architectural details.
I've noticed that all NPCs around are around your age, no older students. Probably makes it easier with the models.The girl on the right offered to show me her beetle claw collection, but her rude friend on the right told me not to listen to her since she's a bit weird sometimes.
Pre-Halloween Cytube music night starting now; come put on some music and get comfy!Also if you queue a lot of songs that's fine but I will most likely mix them into the queue so we don't have just one person's stuff playing for a long time — if you have anything you want to stay in a particular order and not be mixed about just let me know and I shall try to accommodate.Also also, everyone may request up to two queue skips (i.e. push this to the top of the queue).https://cytube.implying.fun/c/hpggParty
>ctrl f>malfoy/malfoid>half the threadwhy
>>586080141because its yearning season
>>586080141why not?
>>586072762Back to your hole then
>>586072762>Catholic There's your problem.That was literally Christian teaching.Catholicism is Jews in different dressing. How is your donations for a ticket to Heaven going? Surely you aren't too poor for salvation for the "sins" that Jesus already made a sacrifice to null for.
>>586073469>Narcissa was hunting for a delicious shota.Hot.
>>586080141The jannies are pruning Malfoid threads from every board, including /lit/ where it belongs so this is literally their only refugee camp because /vg/ jannies have their hands full with gacha threads.
>>586074143Who the fuck is mega?
>>586081939It’s still somewhat relevant, and it has undoubtedly given a boost to game sales, games that are still being discussed in this general thread, which already existed and doesn’t take up space that could be used for other games. furthermore, the subject is being handled with unusual tact; it’s borderline off-topic, but /vg/ has bigger problems to deal withnd it’s not some trend that will last very long, so unless the way it’s handled is super obnoxious, I don’t see any issues
>>586082107my wife
>>586082568None of these AO3 invaders bought Hogwarts Legacy let alone the others aside maybe whoever is slopping about HL.
>>586067925Because it's a gremlin dementor.
I like that her fursona stabilized from early generic catgirl to accurate ferretgirl.
>>586081570>I'm a retarded asian pedophile ret me terr you about youl rerigionPeace be with you, I'm better than you>>586081064Peace be with you, I'm better than you
>>586082107A bit one of the thread regulars ore-Malfoid likes saying.Or he's a "Male Education Great Again" enthusiast
>>586050519>created in 2026lol fucking LMAO it was created at very least right after the first movie was out
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>586090874Sorry, but that doesn't align with the narrative that it's some chud anittrans right wing creation
>>586082107Me.
>>586002094
>>586004747What would Malfoid's politics even be after Voldemort's defeat? Continue to advocate for pureblood supremacy behind the scenes like Lucius or become an advocate for reconciliation with muggleborns like the OG Draco?
>>586099872I laffed and then remembered they actually did this for TikTok
>>586099725Good evening xhister
>>586099872lmao is this an edit or created from scratch and the clanker somehow picked cruz and hawley out of all the burger politicians?
AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>586089060It's weird that this wasn't a thing from the start considering that the ferret thing actually happens in canon
>>586114071goo night goo dreams
>>586089060The retarded part of the animal transformation system is the animagus transformation is stupidly overcomplicated and locks you into one specific animal form, BUT you can freely transfigure other people into any animal....The ferret was just Barty's personal choice for whatever reason.
>>586114509He's got a thing for wild weasels
How Malfoid would look with the way Rowling tends to describe people in her works
Dobby was the Malfoy's house elf. What's stopping Harry from milking him for information on Malfoid's deepest personal secrets and using it as part of his strategy to get into her pants
>>586120939Bigger question, how would she have treated Dobby compared to Lucius?
Well?
>>5861209391. Dobby leaves the Malfoys' service when Harry and Malfoid are in Year 2. Any information he has on Malfoid's habits, preferences and personality as a child would be completely out of date by the time Harry starts seriously thinking about Malfoid romantically (Year 4 onwards). Teenagers change and grow a lot in a short time.2. Even after ditching the Malfoys, Dobby would still have a lot of inhibitions against betraying his former masters (as evidenced by how he starts beating himself up when even badmouthing Lucius slightly). With such strong Stockholm syndrome, he'd be unlikely to tattle on Malfoid, especially if they were close or he was deeply involved in her upbringing.
>>586125945Cute
>>586117943European hands drew this picture.
>/lit/ thread died
>>586122930you'd have to imagine she'd have been more considerate until she was corrected by Lucius. Or Narcissa>>586117943By look you mean the facial expressions? Or her actual physical appearance?>>586127464Breath of fresh air honestly
>>586127724/lit/ is a dead board
>>586101248Hello, sorry I fell asleep right after posting.
good way to end this meme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuL-vEPe1ao
>>586135019>Posts the link but spoils the endingFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>586005461https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcNeQlegG3k
>>586142171It's funny how this is full-on telenovela, direction included.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>586005461>Surely that would be fined (plundered) after all the trials?Judging by how they nonchalantly sell highly dangerous goods and services all the time even to children in wizard society, legal expenses must not be very scary or important.Probably they have a very light legal system, for better and worse. Harry's trial was astronomically fast for our standards despite Fudge trying to turn it into something big, for example.
>>586142171Holy, just imagine a Potter soap opera with several thousand episodes: their school years, side stories from the Marauders’ era, the post-war period, their wedding, and finally the years when their children start school. Milking millennials and zoomers dry until either they or Rowling finally die.
>>586128541>Or her actual physical appearance?This one. Or rather how Harry might perceive her because Rowling tends describe people unflatteringly when Harry doesn't particularly like them.
>>586117943>pre yearningpale corspe like skin, grey soulles eyes, colorless hair, sharp and cutting facial features, smirk of arrogance>post yearningsilken alabaster skin, plumbago-colored eyes, hair like unicorn mane, a face out of a painting, a smile that quite never reaches the eyes
wow:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuLSqmkm7AU
Club Events in 52 minutes.
>>586152661Fucking KEK.
>>586152661>madblaaadlol
>>586117943She'd look like a Skyrim elf at the beginning, midway through pretty, then never gets descriptions of her appearance being good or bad ever again, then Rowling strongarms her face swap into a goal black African insisting the Malfoys are a prestigious line of British negros.Remember how Pansy had the face of a pug, then she realized it won't work for a mean girl so initially she was a pretty girl in the movies and she started describing Pansy as vain about her looks, then they race swapped her into an out of place brown? LMFAO
>>586120939Bold of you to assume Dobby doesn't pop up every evening reporting her deepest secrets entirely unprompted because he saw the vision right away.
>>586161991Now that I think about it why did Dobby even tried going after Harry? Did Lucius order him to do that?
>>586005461>Surely that would be fined (plundered) after all the trials?The ministry can't do shit about Gringotts. It's like keeping your money in Switzerland back in the days.
>>586135019I'M NOT CRYING!YOU'RE CRYING!
The five Pansy yearners in this thread are eating good today. https://youtu.be/NfVaJQJtAOwThat includes me.
>>586162160Lucius was probably ordered by the diary to get it smuggled inside the school so it can open the Chamber of Secrets and he loudly discussed it with someone.Dobby had a rebellious streak and sought out Harry.Not because house elves don't like beating, it was drive for heroism you see. The little shits love the beatings.
>>586163139
>>586161726Aren't the Malfoy's originally french?
>>586163139Would Pansy try to hand over Harry for this reason in Malfoid-verse?
>>586166135>tiktok
>>586166327where do you thing most videos come from?I'm just too lazy to remove the logo.
>>586166732ok bro
>>586167682>happt
New /lit/ thread is up.>>>/lit/25622948
>>586167682>shitty porn>happtkys pathetic retard.
>>586166135>>586166732>fake blonde
migrate whenever>>586168025>>586168025>>586168025
>>586166135Why is Harry starting to look like Clak Kent in these?I knew it! No one could have defeated the Dark Lord other than SUPERMAN!!!!
>>586168468Superman is weak to magic btw
>>586165640In this you could make her the voluntary fall girl because like McGonagall makes it obvious, the Slytherins would be forced to fight their families, so she sends them to the "dungeons"(the part of the castle the Slytherin common room and dorms are so this is "a wait in your rooms") so they will have plausible defense against being accused of treason with being held hostage should the defenders lose.In the books Rowling kept projecting her hot Stacy childhood bully onto her character so it was a final character assassination in her own mind seething over her popularity in the fan community even after she had her original actress swapped for a brown for the movies to uglify her.
>>586168959Yet he always wins!
mega with a french accent
>>586163139Nice, unexpected.I like best friend Pansy. >>586165640Not sure. Maybe, as she'd fear Malfoy might try something crazy otherwise and it's only a matter of time before they lose?
>>586164937WE WUZ FRENCH LORD AND SHIT
