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Narcissistic, bratty, snobby, privileged, mean, racist, bigoted, pureblood, rich, slytherin women with platinum blonde hair, catty gray eyes, and porcelain white skin owe me love, sex, and their hand in marriage.
>>585406371Eating slugshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2eLqQdhHqM
if Draco is just a bully then there is no reason to care about what happens to him at all, it literally doesn't matter if Snape saves him or not after the Sectum Sempra or not.However Snape saving Malfoid completely casts Snape in a different light, he is literally saving the last light of love left in the world and he decides to intervene to save it. Think about how deep that is, Snape, the man who was denied love, now decides to defy fate to protect the love someone else has knowing fully he is about to die and instead of being angry or resentful he decides to save her anyways no matter the outcome.Its waaay better than the shitty "pact" he makes with malfoy's mother for no good reason too, it completely redeems Snape spiritually and his entire arc comes to closurehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qUHHtCy3Fc
Why are Gryffindor boys such lecherous sluts?
>>585409743snape wasn't denied love, he blundered his oneitis because he couldn't stop saying gamer words and then spent the next 20 years or sulking so hard he joined the super racist friends and only jumped ship when he realised that wizard hitler wasn't going to give him lily as spoils of war.
>>585410193WOAH relax...
>>585410193they're morons. It's that simple. A gryffindor boy once asked what the spanish word for taco was and now i dream about kissing him under the moonlight.
>>585409743The vow was still good and useful to play his role better. Also narratively: it made you ask whether he was really betraying or not, or if he would be forced to do something bad.You can still do what you say by writing his emotions that way, though.
>>585410471>t.
>>585410316>throws nargles at you
>>585410993will they fear my butterbeer?
>>585410283Lily just chose Chad over him. Really all there was to it.
>>585411312i'm certain he had a shot with her if hadn't been a little freak
>>585411361I admit I am not sure since I haven't read the books but from what I gathered from the movies Lily chooses James and then Snape throws the wizard N word at her. Even in fiction women can't help but want to cuck men
>>585411105It also depends if it was on tap or not, but luckily for you you will have noticed something so simple when it was served to you. I mean, surely you were not distracted by Rosmerta's bosom.
>>585411934>Rosmerta's bosomno no, never that...
>Women writing romance>Anyways, I partied, got her drunk and then had sex with her with my dildo 9000 machine and destroyed her pussy with my giant vampire cock>Men writing romance>I held her hand and looked into her eyes while caressing her soft fingers and enjoying her company while we chatted about life, then I leaned in and kissed her warm cheek, first the right side and then moved to kiss the left side, but as I moved to the other side of her delicately sculpted face she moved forwards into my lips and we enjoyed the tender feeling of our lips touching. It felt like the sun rising over the horizon, I felt as though my head was spinning, I could feel her soft breathing and the tickling sensation as the air she exhaled through my nose hit my face.
>>585409139There's so much more of the wizarding world that I'd love to see, even outside whatever stupid setting rowling created. she should pull a Lucas, just give away her IP for a bajillion dollars and fuck offbut especiallyif HogLEg2 doesnt have Quidditch Tournament we riot
>>585409139>Privet DrivePlease just be clueless journalism and not the truth...
>>585413258they should let us go to godric hollow
>>585413258If the sequel is still set in the late 19th century, what would be the point of visiting Privet Drive? I’m not even sure if there were any houses there back then, wasn’t it the kind of a suburban housing from like the mid-60s?
>>585413054Honestly I kinda don't want to see the rest of the magical world too much, because:>I think so far international worldbuilding doesn't make much sense>it removes some mystery from it>somehow I don't trust them to do it well at all>>585413258It is a bit funny: what are you even going to do there? Go up and down the road a few times to see the regular muggle houses? Mrs. Figg and her cats are likely not even there yet.
>>585413605That's my point.>>585413641I'm sure they'll figure something out. Was it 6 or 7, or 7 2 that had most of the game spent in power plants? (It also played like Gears of War or something...)>>585413420That would make sense, though it would be like a more residential Hogsmeade so maybe boring?
>>585413784>so maybe boringI suppose, I just like it... maybe let me get a home there... haha....
>>585413876Oh, no, likewise. I don't disagree at all, if they want to give us fanservice it would be a great choice, much better than Privet Drive for sure.It looked nice in the movies, too. Very nostalgic.
>>585409139I'd be happy with a game where the custom character has slight influence over the canon events. Fighting in the Battle for Hogwarts and saving some characters would be fun.
>>585413784>Was it 6 or 7, or 7 2Pretty sure the Gears of War one was 7, haven't played it though. It was also probably the worst reviewed I think lol.Anyway, I agree with the other on Godric's Hollow. Maybe you can add some easter eggs like the Peverell name on old thigs, Bagshots' house and so on.
>>585409743what strikes me about the bath scene is that Snape surely recognizes the nature of the inflicted wounds, after all, it’s his own spellhe knows perfectly well how to treat such injuries immediatelyintroducing a moment where he experiences a flashback, recalling another body left in a similarly ravaged state, Lily’s, ought to stir up some profound emotions within him no?and the pact with Narcissa perhaps carries the same significance you suggest: "saving the last light of love left in the world": a mother’s love for her offsrping. It is something he knows all too well, something that came at a high cost to him, and perhaps now he can alter its course.the question is: how does the professor come to know about these feelings, which are still vague even to Harry and Draco themselves?>>585413641id love if nstead of being some random nobody, each House gets its own backstory and 2-3 hour prologue outside Hogwarts, like during the summer or whatever before school starts;all four stories eventually lead back to Hogwarts, where you already have friends, enemies, rivalries and relationships depending on your House
>>585413605Privet Drive, Little Whinging is in Surrey*, a London suburban and historical county. It's been populated for a long time, with villages and towns going back to the 800s. It had a lot of cotton/textile manufactories throughout the 17th and 18th century. I don't think it's improbable that there'd be buildings and housing and such at the turn of the 20th century. Probably not the house that harry lived in, though, that seems fairly new.*it's not actually a place but that's where they say it
>>585414801>like during the summer or whateverI like it, but how about making it extra autistic and do it so each house has it during a different season, each lowkey influencing the other?Very cheesy and unnecessarily awkward to write, but I'd like it.Maybe it could be spring for Gruffindor, summer for Hufflepuff, Autumn for Ravenclaw, Winter for Slytherin.
>>585415465I really like the idea of the houses having different paths, based on their style and affinities; I don’t know, perhaps the different seasons disrupt the school year? I'd love things like Auror training, or becoming an Unspeakableand actual classes with house points for fucks sakes
Shooting up the owlery.
>>585407517What stops you? They are on sale now.
>>585417606The game.
>>585417106Nay.
Yule Ball bros, we are eating good tonight:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9m1SwSe1nE
What if there was a potrait of little Malfoid at Grimmauld Place?
>>585411549Other way around, he called her a mudblood when she came to defend him and that drove her away. And after that she started dating James in their seventh year.
>>585422675of course the slopper would think the pictures alive.
>>585422883Just leave him be, he's not talking to anyone.
>>585422968I would never miss a chance to be petty, excepting all the times I did.
>>585422883Kek. It would be interesting though, just from Harry's perspective to see a sweet little girl version of the total bitch he hates and definitely doesn't get a stiffy for!
>>585423203Eh. Would it really? If you really wanted to go there, I think a Malfoid to child malfoid confrontation would be weightier.
>>585420049While I like it, it gets minus points (like a lot of AI vids) of not having younger versions in the scenes that clearly are meant to take place when they are 11. I dig the style overall. I find myself reminded of Arcane.
>>585423360That'll come after, in book 7. A portrait scene with Harry would be at book 5 when he first comes to Grimmauld Place.
>>585409139>Privet DriveMeh, I don't see the point unless the game takes place in the 90s or at least 80sOtherwise it'll just be part of some random 1800s English town, the name doesn't matter
Question, but wasn't Narcissa meant to be a full blonde in the books, too? It's interesting how some of the movie looks are clearly more iconic.
>>585423470yeah it's a bit annoying that they always look the same.could be because they don't want to waste credits to have make more character references... it's a small youtube channel so I don't know if they have a lot of money to spend right now.
>>585419839A game with Harry Potter in itIt's a Harry Potter game
>>585423623And really, even if the setting was modern enough to have the neighborhood we know, I don't think anybody would give a shit unless the Dursleys and whoever else were there. Is anybody clamoring to just see some bog standard houses?
Strangely appropriate
>>585426287bisexuals?
>>585426287option 3: Drug her.
>>585424490No, I mean the game itself isn't worth spending money on.
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>>585426287what's up with every single hogwarts mystery student being bisexual?
>>585429747need to satisfy the player
>>585429747they're player-sexual
>>585411312No, Snape fumbled catastrophically and seethed about it for 20 years
>>585410283She should've gotten over her and murdered the potters himself for wizard hitler.
>>585430501now sport i think you might've misinterpreted what the whole series is about
>>585412274>Women writing romance>Men writing romanceThere's a writer on Ao3 called LexiCane who writes really warped Malfoid "romance". Just pumps out pure mental illness. Some stuff written by blokes is pure shite and cringe and some stuff is just peak and gold
Why set Fantastic Beasts in the 1930s? What is the fascination for that period
If Snape is turned into a woman, then the relationship with Lily makes both sense
you'll never brainwash people with your /u/ shit
>>585431196for the retards that don't get all the nazi allegory. you can't beat someone over the head more clearly with it than setting something in the 30s/40s.
the neighbours piggyback off my starlink to watch youtube on their tvs. its visible via connected devices.i punish these thieves by casting the Blue Men UN Do Not Rape ads to their devices
>>585431636huh?
>>585432403*Hits pipe*
>>585432827dude! what did that pipe ever do to you...
>>585431373Honestly if anyone is that desperate for a archetypal sexy teacher type character they'd be better off de-aging one of the existing female professors
I bet you can't repiar Malfoid
>>585431373What's /u/?
I seriously doubt I'm the only one who's tired of fucking hogwarts and its fucking students. Give us a game where we play as a wizard in his 30s with a ton of regrets who's been exiled because of his past actions.
>>585435141what people flush down the toilet after eating taco bell
>>585435303>Give us a game where we play as a wizard in his 30s Fucking Hogwarts students
>>585422795>I can't believe the sweet innocent Snape was this rotten of an individual under the surface! ALL OUR YEARS WERE A LIIIE!!!!!>But wait a moment if people are so different under the surface then could Potter- [goes full red] AAAAAAA STUPID POTTEEEEEER!!!!!The way Snape is James' ultimate wingman is irony of the highest and purest degree.
>>585413054We didn't get anything worthwhile out of Disney Star Wars.
>>585409139>Pivet DriveObvious fake is obvious.>Inb4 it's X years after Harry Potter and the new kid just conveniently happens to live in 4 Pivet Drive for an extra sense of "fated".
>>585414801>Snape surely recognizes the nature of the inflicted wounds,He fought a wizarding war with it even. You can give him a 'Nam flashback of his first use of it with a sliced up dummy then swap into people laying on the ground in a pool of blood from the war.
>>585416014As remember Rowling trying to dance around the uncomfortable questions about how the fuck was Pettrigew a Gryffindor went "the sorting is a protection of one's potential self, I believe it happens too early, and Pettrigew failed to reach his potential".Just discard the bad writing and Rowling putting the wrong people into the wrong houses and look at it from the angle of the hat measuring potential and putting someone into the house with the most fit direction in a vacuum. However it can't account for choices and developing interests in the future. Like >You could be the best potter, Harry. Your hands turn any material into pottery so good it is worth it's volume in gold, yet you insist on wanting to be a Noir Detective while being so shit at every subject involving the job at that!?The future is not set and the hat couldn't steer your life perfectly even if it was your mom.There are also cases when someone fits multiple houses. Remember the plot thread Rowling forgor about Harry being a perfect fit for Slytherin by default but his personal life choice is the values of Gryffindor?
I wonder how comfy the beds in the dorms realllyyy are
>>585423360>YOU DUMMY SILLY ME HOW COULD YOU BE MEAN TO SOMEONE SO KIND AND HANDSOME AND BRAVE AS HIM!!!>WHA- WHERE DID YOU FOUND THAT PANTING, POTTER!? I'VE FORGOTTEN IT EVEN EXISTED! AND SILENCE YOU DAMN SPLATTER ON THE WALL YOU DON'T KNOW HIM AND HOW INSUFFERABLE HE GETS!!!>NO HE'S THE BESTEST AND COOLEST AND BRAVEST AND KNIGHTLIEST AND I'LL MARRY HIM!!!!>[The screaming begins to turn into what's surely like two banshees. After a while Harry takes initiative to bury the arguing Mandragoras.]>Malfoy calm down the painting is surely broken, like you don't like me at all, remember? -said Harry truly cluelessly>SHUT UP, POTTER IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! -yelled Draconia all red >STOP BEING MEAN TO OUR SHINING KNIGHT YOU LOON! WE LOVE HIM!!!>I'LL SLASH YOU UP RIGHT NOW YOU LITTLE- >See? Broken. Now put away your wand, it's just a child. -said Harry while grabbing her raised wand hand then reaching for the cover to hide the painting once again.>[Draconia saw the young her in the painting make a smug, mischievous grin at her before she was hidden forever once more. Draconia knew at that moment she already has been had, before even noticing how gently Potter is holding her hand and how warm and calming it is.]I'd fuck with this.
>>585435303Wait a minute, this is just the ending of Fate/Zero
>>585434409>A new, SHOCKINGLY YOUNG and... GORGEOUS professor walked into the Transfiguration classroom and started class like she's always been here, even calling students on their names with uncanny familiarity like she knows everyone. The silence of the classroom was deafening. Not even the sound of quills can be hard.>Hermione, out of turn and out of the blue raised her hand. >"Yes, Ms Granger?">"Excuse me Professor, but what happened with Professor McGonagall? Nobody told us we'd have a substitute.">The beautiful witch let out a chuckle with a ring that sounded familiar to McGonagall's but her voice gave a beautiful ring to it.>"That would be me, Ms. Granger I just had a very dangerous mishap with dense potion fumes and an advanced repair charm that affects time which triggered a reaction. I'm well by now, fear not although if not for my advanced age I would have stopped existing altogether. I'm afraid you'll have to get used to this, because it'll take quite a few years to wear off, aging is our ever present companion after all.">Muttering fills the classroom, the professor lets it go for a while then orders silence with that voice ringing so beautifully you'd wonder if it's a charm. The boys instantly fell silent on command along with a few girls who just awakened to something, the rest of the girls had a natural delay. It would be hilarious if it happens prior to year 4 so Skeeter will make front page breaking news about Potter banging his ungodly gorgeous teacher and head of Gryffindor House.
>>585435141Girls love manga, anime and games.Not to be mistaken with what the westoid foid calls "lesbian" which is just their politically driven shit using gay women as a narrative vehicle and banner for misandry and anti-natalism(of any local and indigenous population, the migrants are encouraged to fuck like rabbits)This /pol/tourist >>585431373 doesn't know the difference.
>>585435303No, middle aged manchild with a midlife crisis, the youthful romance and yearning will continue.Your Nolan's Batman and Man of Steel idea of "mature" died for a reason.
>>585435303Why the fuck would I play a game about myself?
>>585445196Hmmmm. Natal women "girls" or hulking ogre "girls"?>Not to be mistaken with what the westoid foid calls "lesbian" which is just their politically driven shit using gay women as a narrative vehicle and banner for misandry and anti-natalismI'm aware of lore like this but not the specifics. It tends to be shit and not interesting so I just ignore it
>>585445370You gotta understand, these people say this not because they actually want to play themselves, but because they are in a momentary envy fueled rage spiral towards their send insert ideal fantasy selves.
Goodnight hypogigis
>>585447646goo night goo dreams
>>585447646You'll be allowed to wake up tomorrow
>>585434409>>585444649Not even unrealistic considering our DADA teacher in HL is an opposite case.
>>585448950The obvious focus of the picture is boobs, but instead I find myself captured by those extremely lickable thighs.
>>585448950This is retarded >>585451257You're retarded
>>585448950>lewding MalfoidThat's a crucio.
>You know not all Slytherin are evil, it's just a house like all the others...>FILCH LOCK ALL SLYTHERIN KIDS IN THE DUNGEON NOW!!!!!!
>>585452530McGonagall sent them there so they have plausible deniability in case the defenders lose.Aaaand it's a bomb. Should the defendeers lose that whole generation of surviving children will remember who saved their lives and the true evil of the regime sowing the seeds of revolution.Hellfire McGonagall is not a meme. The muggle weapon memes are just misdirection.
>that smileThe world is healinghttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YO_oGTFUvgg
>>585455329I'm God's Yearniest Yearner right.This shit is cringe. It's sorta nice in a not goonslop coombait way but fuck me is anime the cringiest corniest shit ever.>The fucking whaleLike why? What is the point?
>>585455954>Uggghhhhh you are not doing it in the exact way I want!NTAOut with you along the rest of the idiots trying to control or police free expression.
>>585457138>Can't hack it cos it's trueI noticed you didn't rebuke what I said lmao
>>585457542nta x2To be fair you didn't exactly present any arguments to rebuke to begin, with since "cringe" is not an argument (except maybe the whale).
>>585457542>Says nothing of substance.>Uhm you are supposed to play this game with me where you rebuke my nonstatement based on my arbitrary rules.That's not how reality works, and 4chan is not for children.
I've woken up again, and the pain is still here. How much longer will I be made to suffer?
>>585458191Woah, busting out the big boy hat for someone accurately and succinctly describing anime>>585458945Woah, busting out the big boy hat for someone accurately and succinctly describing anime
>>585463050Well I enjoy anime cornyness, so enjoy the huge shadow cast by my stylish big boy hat.
>>585462983Troublesome. Try checking whether there's an all-flavors bean under the mattress.
>>585452530Do you think Dumbledore was keeping lists of high-risk undesirables? Do you think that over decades, he profiled students whose parents were linked to the wizarding Hitler, placing them under deep, multi-year surveillance charms? Do you think that the moment it became clear the Dark Lord was returning, he secretly flag those kids on enchanted lists for emergency black-site apparition?Do you think he had a classified containment protocol to deter those parents from engaging in open confrontation? A squad of owls that, the moment Hogwarts was threatened, would hit Death Eaters with direct death threats, using their own children's lives as leverage.The classified answers were all there, buried deep in the Hogwarts filesBut McGoony didn’t have time for chess. She went full scorched-earth. All the dungeons were rigged with Erumpent fluid concentrates. All those little hissing brats would bear collective responsibility if the defenders fell. The whole operation was set up to look like a massive false flag - as if the Death Eaters themselves had lost control and Bombarda the castle.
>>585446517No, I've actually been thinking about it because I think the wizarding world has a ton of untapped potential and continuing to focus on teenagers limits that potential. There are so many conflicts that could arise from the existence of magic, like falling into the dark arts in an attempt to bring a loved one back to life or something along those lines (something like the story of peverell, but with the consequences and guilt properly explored). The problem is that, obviously, an idea like that would mean the game couldn't be marketed to the entire audience the studio would want to reach, since a protagonist with that kind of backstory would entail exploring themes that would require a darker tone.>>585443679Yeah, I've always thought a story like that set in the wizarding world would be the best thing that could happen to the franchise.
>>585464337I found the bean and ate it, now my arm is tingling. I was hoping for butterscotch but it just tastes like plastic. What now?
>>585450778technically this sort of thing already happened in movie canon
>>585465350Big mistake: that was muggle concentrated potions.Roll for constitution: based on result, it might end up being the remedy to cure your melancholy and grant you a deep sleep without pain (nat 20), or instead the remedy to cure your melancholy and grant you a deep sleep without pain (critical 1).
>>585465412Ah that reminds me. Warwick's the only dude actually reprising his role, isn't he?
>>585463695I mean that's fair. Can't really turn my nose up at that
>>585467012It's his penance after the newer Willow. Another 30 years of Goblining
>>585466895I got a 14... I don't think I have any modifiers.
>>585452530>get to sit out a deadly battle and verbally mock a magically-challenged janny with the bros for a few hours
So if we genderbent Cedric too, then she has only one person of importance to steal doesn't she? We need the Yule ball entirely reimagined, where Cedrica-senpai goes with the smitten Harry and all the girls are FUMING. LOLAlso... Think about that entire year of FUN she was having with Potter...Man... None of us could read or watch the rest from the tears after the graveyard.
>>585468227Good news: your wand gets massively stiff for the next 36 hours.Bad news: lightheaded (less blood to head), also you might consider seeing a healer
Which character?
Harry and friends were born in 1980. They're not even millennials, they're straight up late Gen X boomers
>>585455954That's fine. I personally like it.
>>585469085She has yellow fever.
>>585467398To be honest, there aren't that many actors with dwarfism so might as well. He might actually have a bit more screentime within the show, too. Hopefully they casting Trelawney with less of a hag.
>>585470271If any young college-aged man or teenage boy had a clue, they'd be buying the counterpart
>>585470271Isn't one of the /hpgg/ posters in Japan atm? The one who has no children to visit the HP attractions with
Genderbending Snape and Cedric is even more problematic than turning Ron into a girl. Ron being a girl only deprives Harry of his best mate (male companionship is an important aspect of Anglo culture and fiction, see Frodo and Sam), turning Snape into a woman directly impacts Harry's parents' backstory, while Cedric being a girl means no competition for his unrequited crush on Cho Chang. Both of these have huge narrative consequences, and those saying that Malfoid is a massive enough change as is are right.
>>585467398I'd rather Warwick than that colossal (ironically) faggot "I don't want to be typecast but I don't want other dwarf actors getting work either" Peter Dicklage
>>585473268It just makes cho a rugmuncher
>>585473268Wouldn't Harry taking Malfoid to the yule ball side step the Cho Chang subplot altogether anyway?
The use of bombarda .... was banned after the Fourth Hague Convention of 1907, which is why you never see it being used extensively post-Legacy
>>585474052Not according to most of the AIsloppa videos recreating that scene i've watched>Cho rejects Harry as she's already said yes to Chadric>Malfoid swoops in to gloat and offers to go with him instead, gets told off by Harry who doesn't realize she was sincere>Malfoid cries in bed like a little bitch>to spite Harry she goes with someone else (in one series its Viktor Krum)>As with the original, Harry and Ron go with the pajeet sisters and don't enjoy themselves>Harry catches Malfoid after the ball to apologize>she either blows him off or accepts a dance with him (as depicted in most Malfoid media)
>>585474052Both Chadric and Cho serve as key sources of angst in Year 4 and play an important role in spicing up the relationships between Harry and Draconia.
>>585473268rule 63 don't care. it was all just a kink in the first place.malfoid just happened to go viral
>>585474629>>585475290Funny how most of the ones I saw have Harry and Draconia go together with no presence of the CCP spy. LMFAOThe entire canon Yule Ball was just to give Harry a big humiliation ritual. He gets dragged into the "pick a partner" with how it's totally of the utmost importance, the Chinese rejects him because the abitrary "your superior equivalent in every conceivable way" rival swooped in first, then arbitrarily nobody wants him DESPITE he's already a celebrity at that point with real status to his name he may refuse to acknowledge but the gold diggers won't.Rowling is a hack on so many levels it's an ever deepening rabbit hole.
>>585475404Don't get me wrong. My dick loves the idea of genki tomboy Ron and motherly big sister Cedric, but the Malfoid only fans are right, it would introduce too many complications
>>585471115There is no male chink and Cedric must take the high priority target.If Malfoid is the main girl then she'll get stolen from. Cedric won't survive the school year anyway and Harry gets extra levels of grief, win-win.
>>585474629I agree with this, except for Malfoid it shouldn't be Krum (it remose the Hermione plotline), make it Nott or whatever.
>>585476339IS IT FUNNY?!>You can't deny yes.IS IT MORE CONTENT?!>You can't deny yes.IS IT THE SOURCE OF FUNNY SUBPLOTS LIKE HERMIONE TRYING AD FAILING AT YURI WITH LOONEY TUNES TIER OVERLY ELABORATE PLANS AND MACHINATIONS TO GET RONNIE?!Also yes.>What do we lose?The Chinese chick.What a loss, truly.
>>585476446Or you could turn it on its head and make Ron the one asking out Fleur while Hermione is the jealous one
>>585475404That's just plain untrue, considering how and why Malfoid took off. Trying to be dismissive makes you look a fool
I wonder if Malfoid and Hermione would be as popular a pairing as Draco and Hermione is among foids
>>585476174yeah, that point in the book makes no sense. hes just spectacularly won his trial, hes hotshit. yeah he struck out with ching chang but then he'd be able to get a date with any girl he so chooses. just absolute nonsense, you have to wonder if rowling wrote it that way so things don't work out for easily. or she just hates him
Being left with jeetas is probably the worst humiliation ritual possible. Dixon was right about them
>>585477570*Nixon
>>585477409She started going of miseryporn to pad page count because the excessively long page counts was like a point of pride for her. These are straight up bricks of wood.
>>585475290What's wrong with letting Ron shoulder all the teenage angst in the yule ball, most takes on the Malfoidverse yule ball is a idealise prom date, the one moment where Harry and Malfoid let their guards down and their feelings known before it all comes crashing back down at the end of book 4 and cranks the angst up to 11 in books 5 and 6
>>585477163Haven't seen much in the way of fag fanfics like that. The few I've seen have been between self-insert OCs (lmao) and Daphene Greengrass. Malfoid has been an excellent (by name alone) way of filtering out the freaks like that. Until it doesn't when they get the fuck over it
>>585477163Whenever the trend seem to slow there is content with other girls slipping in.After the main trend loses traction the yurifags will swoop in for their toxic yuri smut which will involve even Crucio sex mark my words.
>>585476648Yeah okay but homosexuals in all their forms are cringe and lame
>>585477770I reckon that's just her experiences as being an insecure, awkward and socially lackluster teenage girl speaking, desu. Probably intentional, the narrative matching age of the characters and all that, they *are* teenagers after all
>>585478081If you tourists weren't such cucks yourselves you'd have started a trend way earlier about rectifying Rowling's cosmic fuckup of making Hermione pair with Ron instead of Harry because that too is a goldmine, but noooooo...
>>585478408I'm having a very strong feeling it wasn't her ex-husband who was being the actually toxic one in the relationship....Feminist is a very telling red flag.
>>585473268Cedric should have been hot older Stacy that bangs Harry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB7s7tzmK8A
>>585452461hehi do thaaaat
Waiting the Malfoid version of this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAfi0X-cJag
>>585479260>Ron and HermioneBro where would you even begin? Hermione fucking suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks and Ron's a baller
>>585479416Here's a thought, what does her ex-husband look like...?He's not a redhead is he?
>>585477163Dramione isn't as popular as Drarry. It's kind of the point, since Malfoid takes what the Drarry fans already used and makes it make sense in an actual canon scenario (as in Harry being straight).
>>585477014>while Hermione is the jealous oneThere's already the Lavanda arc though.Also I dunno, it would make things a bit cringe with Bill. I think it's already balanced as it is.
>>585477163The loud ones in that crowd are usually fake women I think, so I assume in this case it would not seem as popular.
>>585480054Best Disney princess.
Club Events in 58 minutes.
Face kinda makes her look bitchy, doesn't it?
>>585483149And believable lmao. Gay men are not for tenderly holding and validating each other's emotions
>>585484332>Yassified Josh "Null" MoonCan't unsee it now, thanks
Did Voldy really have to turn his face snakey?Was it really necessary or just autistic roleplay as the super-dark Slytherin heir?The fact that he took his new name from an anagram he came up as an edgy teen is pretty telling, thinking about it.
>>585485593The resurrection ritual made him into a snake-like humanoid which makes the worship of him extemely hilarious because he's not only a halfblood but now a fucking half-breed too.Rowling wasn't very consistent.
>>585485593Tom Riddle used to be a handsome. He was snakey when he was revived and he made himself look more "human" with absolutely horrific results. Normal>anorexic snakeman>analog horror man
I think he prefers to look like a snake than like the father he despised to be honest.
>>585480054
Club Dance starting now.
>>585473456>Peter DicklageShit, don't remind me of that retard. Manifesting testicular torsion for him.>>585473268>turning Snape into a woman directly impacts Harry's parents' backstoryYeah, but end result can be the same. Falls for James, doesn't confide on anyone due to Slytherin, yadda yadda, years later sees her childhood friend with her crush, mudblood incident, Marauders gang up on her in public places with the excuse of baby Death Eater, she goes full into the DE, reveals the prophecy, asks Voldemort to keep James alive so she can have her toy, James and Lily are both in the room, Voldemort offers to let both live as long as they let him kill the baby, both still die, Voldemort explodes, canon preserved.As for Cedric, if you want to keep the pre-Yule hack writing as is, you could have fem!Cedric ask Cho to the dance to avoid any of her male companions to get too depressed. Otherwise, you could have Malfoid on the background threatening anyone who accepts Harry's invitation (does the Potter Stinks thing still happen here?).
Club Quiz starting now.
>>585489674>does the Potter Stinks thing still happen here?I think it does: I would use it as a pretext for the first hint of awkward teenage approach to sexual attraction between the two (I already did a low quality greentext a few threads ago like an autist, let me fetch it).There it was, I'm only taking the relevant part:Other then the fan-favourite Yule Ball, even the "normal" teasing before it works as a subtle indicator of awkward teenage sexual/romantic awakening.>the scene of Malfoy boasting the 'Potter stinks" badge>"Do you like it Potter? Wait, let me test this a second...">she suddenly takes a step and leans towards Harry with unexpected security, eyes closed and a mischievious smile on her face, takes a deep breaths with her nose>Harry fucking freezes instead of pushing her away as he normally would, as her hair falls forward showing a bit of her pale neck, silver gently dangling in front of her chest>"... yup, really smells like Potter, eew~">her voice is WAY too delighted for the joke, but everyone laughs>the scene goes on exactly as canon, with Harry snapping back and suddenly feeling the heat on his face
Based Voldemort hunting NTRfaggots for sport
>>585489674>FemSnapeYeah okay but why? If the character plays out the same, why change it? >FemCedric> fem!Cedric ask Cho to the danceYeah just slip that one in aye hon and same thing again as with Snape
>>585495926what the fuck Voldemort is a hero???
>>585495926Chuck should be black though?
>>585496306Why?
>>585496571this but mega
>>585496760trueeee
>>585496760She's flat
>>585496153Yeah, I was just trying to answer the anon. You dont really need to change much in the defining events if they were female. For Snape is the backstory of Hogwarts. For Cedric is just the Yule Ball. Everything else is up for grabs.Like those anons that say fem!Cedric could act as a mentor for Harry, be his first crush, and unknowingly be the first foil for fem!Malfoy.
>>585496201Only in Malfoid-verse. I actually saw one slop AU where Tom literally never turned evil and was the DADA for them.
>>585497550Genderswapping so many characters just makes the entire thing feel just less genuine in my opinion
>Showing him the trick with the egg my shapely spectral bottom! They spent the whole night there and almost forgot to actually check it! Colluding and between champions and affairs on the top of that like that must be against the rules right? RIGHT!? -Myrtle>POOOOOOOOTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEER YOU BLASTED WOMANIZING BAAASTAAARD OF BAAAAAAATAAAAAAAAARDS!!!! -totally not a certain heiress from the sacred 28>Geez Draccy are you sure you aren't part banshee? I might either go deaf or get petrified at this rate... -Myrtle>HE'S THE WORST! AN OAF! A DAMN HORNY DOG!!! -totally not a certain heiress from the sacred 28>Well so far he's an absolutely loyal boyf->[The following shriek broke both the mirrors and nearby windows.]That year the student body was convinced there is either a new ghost or poltergeist haunting the castle. A certain heiress also had an oddly hoarse voice...
>>585496153>femCedricObviously she steals Malfoid's crush this time around. >>585499285LMAO
>>585499285I'm glad you guys don't write for a living. At least use the AI next time.
FemCedric is maybe only good for horny one-off scenarios, not for actual speculation.At this point it would be a whole new different story, so it's not fun speculating on it.>>585499076Yeah I agree. I love harem hijinks in animanga, but this is not what the aspect that attracted me here. Besides, Malfoy can already be insecure about Cho and Ginny, give the poor (rich) girl a break.
>>585501224Well we are not really trying, we aren't those theater kids with delusions of grandeur on Twatter and whatever else they are dropping essays on.
>>585501789>we aren'tHard to tell with hourly updates on every AI video, essay, and piece of artwork.
Do you think she commissioned this song to impress a certain scar-head? https://youtu.be/SfRedKFZDbg
Lottie if she Chinese
>>585502476Can you now go back to X, tourist? This a dead thread for your standards.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmSVzbA9oeM
>>585502695idk, but The Mangy Cat is a based as fuck name for a pub
>>585476174women always hide their true character.she didn't want to just write "and then all the girls wanted him and he took the hottest one while sleeping with the second, third, fourth, fifth, and sixth hottest girls on the side."this reminds me of my feminist college professor who actually proclaimed that college was when "you're all trying to find who you'll be with for the rest of your life" when she knew good and well that college is the purest hedonistic promiscuity where women mock and shit on any man who approaches them monogamously at that time in their lives.
>>585505950>Snape has Archer's voice. Holy fucking kino but it's only funny anime skits.
>>585509396Lily was the boner of his sword.
Hello hypogigis, just a reminder that movie night is today at 6:30pm EDT (10:30pm UTC) — that is, in just under 2 hours from the time of this post. Our films for this week will be REC (2007) followed by Signs (2002).See you there soon!>>585489594>>585492187Thank you miss Megamelons.>>585400226Oh yeah sure it looks pretty fun... remind me though!>>585399996I mean yeah fair me too honestly...>>585400058Augh, that's nor fair... I don't know that I could come up with a list whether Slytherins or not!>>585480297Me too.>>585499076I agree; I'm not like really super into the Malfoid stuff but I think the idea is kind of fun and interesting? Also she is very pretty. But I feel like the most interesting bit about any "alternate history" type fanon deviation from canon is how *one* change ripples out through the entire work and affects various other things, like watching a drop of ink spread through water. If you just... dump an entire inkwell in and stir it up to recolour the entire bottle at once it's not particularly fun.It probably wraps around to being fun again at some point if you just go completely unhinged and change a *lot* of stuff but then it's barely the same setting anymore, and I don't think just randomly genderflipping a few characters gets to that point anyway.
just took a massive shid on the ravenclaw tower terrace
What are the best mods for Hogwarts legacy? I already played the game once and I want to know if there is something truly gamechanging
>>585476648>>585477108>>585476339let's not kid ourselves"is the resulting character hot?"is the only question being answered and that matters when the first fanart was made
>>585510579hedwig...
>>585510587>something truly gamechangingno
>>585510579Oh, so it was (You)...Depulso, by the way.Arresto Momentum.
>>585510579500 points to Hufflepuff!
>>585511316hnnngh cute ravenclaw
Just took a big, steamy ogre dookie in the middle of the Ravenclaw Common room and i used the curtains to wipe my bunghole
>>585511752Would the special kids really be able to solve the entrance riddle? Uhm...For now my detective nose makes me side with the guy pointing fingers at Hedwig.>>585512069Somebody close that fucking window! And stop with the bird laxatives experiments, just in case.
impregnated a hufflepuff
>>585512360I pray for that kid
>>585512360That's just a regular saturday activity.
>>585512360I'm sorry you had to go through such a thing. No one should ever have to do that.
Just finished taking a big Chupacabra caca all over the Ravenclaw eagle statue
I should be happy hedwig isn't terrorizing my houses common room hahaha !
>>585512360Not even veritaserum could get this one out of me...
https://x.com/FIREPILLAR_NSFW/status/2114060995715051585
>>585513137Rare.
>>585512360this but mega
>>585513369and definitely real!
And people have the audacity to call *us* the dirty house, meanwhile other students are just... defecating all over the place. Gosh.
>>585513137Just finished impregnating a Hufflepuff and taking a big Snallygaster scat all over their common room dining table
>>585513693that's better
>>585513727good job
>>585512581no its ok he wanted it we are very excited to start our family i am so happy!!!!
>>585513742Huh? Better than what...?
>>585513727Why would you do this? You're giving them free fertilizer for their WEIRD plants.
>>585514049scarf is better than scarfless
>>585514193Thats the plan! You ever impregnated a Hufflepuff while they're huffed up on their weird aphrodisiac plants??? They don't even mind if I'm dumping a big Erkling excrement on their bed while doing it!!!
>>585514410dude...
>>585513727gross
Where is all this poop coming from? This castle is so full of mysteries...
>>585435303a noir HP style game a la Disco Elysium style with a Auror for protagonist would be dangerously kino and based
>>585515273It really is... a Hogwarts Mystery™
>>585515345>Disco Elysiumeugh...
Maybe the guy shooting up the owlery had a point.
>>585515438Fair enough,feel free to set aside the political aspect if that’s not your cup of teabut as a detective game, you have to admit it’s brilliantLet’s call it a hard-boiled, *True Detective*-style game, then, set in the wizarding world
>>585515345>Disco ElysiumCan I be a gigaracist fascist Auror wizza that really puts the "Shackle" into "Shacklebolt"?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FPxL2u9EuVY
Slytherins are too easy to identify as villains.They should make a Ravenclaw villain, who gets engrossed in the deepest darkest magic for the sake of forbidden knowledge, willing to sacrifice countless innocent lives for the sake of his search.Maybe even a Gryffindor in his personal misguided absolutist crusade, proud in his personal sense of justice and willing to fight anything and anyone for the sake of it.Or a Hufflepuff that... uh... skipped lunch and...?No, nevermind that one, sorry.
>>585517693Or a Hufflepuff chad that gets humiliated so he chuds out and kills Neville to get his groove back.t. Rowling
>>585517693>They should make a Ravenclaw villain, who gets engrossed in the most explosive bombarda for the sake of explosions, willing to sacrifice innocent poachers for the sake of his search.
>>585513964I am killing you for this, Matti
>>585517693Hufflepuffs are the Noir detectives, botanists, very autistic jobs and hyperviolent vigilantes. So the low key people that either don't make headlines or don't leave survivors to feel terror or tell the tale but they get up to the craziest shit.>So like Batman!?Batman is a Gryffindor kind of attention whore.More like the Question.>Who?Exactly. He even banged the Huntress.>What!?Hufflepuff baby. Those have the best stories to tell over a drink.
hufflekeks...
Luna is best girlhttps://youtu.be/SdEIoQlYiNA
>>585519512How did you get that pic of literally me
>>585520174I am you.
>>585519898So if Gryffindors are like Batman and Hufflepuffs are like the Question, what superhero or archetype best suits Slytherins and Ravenclaws?
>>585520089She'd be a bad influence on Malfoid
Movie night starting in 15 minutes; today we're watching REC (2007) followed by Signs (2002). Get yourself some popcorn and come join us!https://caracal.club/hpggParty
>>585521130Also, do we want subs or dubs for REC? I watched a little and the dub quality seems decent, albeit the sync is slightly off in some places.Vote here:https://strawpoll.com/7MZ0k56k4go
>>585521406Subs, definitely subs.
>>585521584I do tend to prefer original voicing with subs too but figured I'd give the option in case anyone prefers dub.
give me a jug of wiggenwald
https://caracal.club/hpggPartyREC (2007) starting now.
butterbeer
>>585515345Aurors can tongue my anusAesop Sharp - tongue my anusAlastor Moody - tongue my anusNymphadora Tonks - tongue my anusHarry Potter - tongue my anus
>>585529002>Nymphadora Tonks - tongue my anusheh yeah...
REC just finished; Signs (2002) starting in 17 minutes. Ge pee or whatever.https://caracal.club/hpggParty
>>585530342Ladies, my mouth is open...
>>585529002this but mega
This Slytherin is acting weird... walking aimlessly, lots of cherry jam on his mouth in the middle of the night...haha, I will ask if he needs help: he's almost acting like an Inferius! But that would be ridiculous lolI'll report back soon!
GROWLLLFHXVSSBLASLaAaRRRRGGHHBLeERRGHHHHDEJAHGAAGBAAGRAAAAAaaaAAAAAHHDHHD(phew, luckily there was no verification, it would have been hell to solve the capcha in this condition AAARGHHBLERHGHHH)
>>585530837Oh ok good luck!
>>585531017Put down your stupid camera and run for it!
good evening this is angela vidal speaking
>>585531645Stupefy.Immobilus Totalus.Avada Kedavra.Incendio.Evanesco.Muy buenas noches, Angela Vidal...Sorry, I liked you but we both know what happened at the end, and luckily our genre is not horror.>>585531017Ditto.
>>585531645Hey baby, lose that zero Pablo and get with the hero!
https://caracal.club/hpggPartySigns (2002) starting now.
>>585519989KEK
>>585520089Maybe I expected a bit more from the lyrics, but the music itself was fitting and relaxing.
>I've seen "people" genuinely argue for getting rid of sectumsempraThe hyper fixation on "for enemies" is incredibly annoying. I feel as though they want Harry to be completely in love at the point while everyone else wants him to be in turmoil, his head saying she is the enemy but his heart yearning for her until it reaches its climax with sectumsempra. A pottery mirroring of what Malfoid was feeling a book before. I'm fine with changing stuff in the TDH, mostly some of the deaths but double agent or camping buddy Malfoid both suck.
>>585512360I rather impregnate a hot slytherin girl, thanks.
>>585537470yeah
Bleh, I hate that these cute emotes cost real money...
>>585512360>>585529002
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>585547058>The sound you make when a pack of feral gryffindors have their way with you in the shrieking shack
>>585549939what?
>>585549939Marinette...
>>585497550Right. Swapping these characters would massively change their behaviour and then the story.Malfoid works because Moidfoy was written as a girl. Cedric is written as a dumb himbo and his beats in the story are indicative of that. Girl Cedric wouldn't be a dumb himbo, firstly. She wouldn't put her name in the Goblet, that risk taking behaviour is inherently male.Woman Snape would be the same thing again, Snape bitter, incel blackpill nature would not translate over to a woman.
>>585499076Genuinely just encourages boomer tier coomery. It's lame
>>585504857>Dead threadNTA what are you actually on about anon? Are you being facetious
>>585508837>you're all trying to find who you'll be with for the rest of your life" when she knew good and well that college is the purest hedonistic promiscuity where women mock and shit on any man who approaches them monogamously at that time in their lives.Some college students are mindless hedonists, some aren't.Carte blanche blanket statements like that are foolish because that professor is right. Not a small amount of my peers married the people they dated through college
>>585510984Considering the first fanart made, I'd say no you're dead wrong. Following redten's fanart it'd be the same thing again
>>585551392you're right about Snape but Cedric is far less of a stretch Cho and later Ginny are also the seekers of their quidditch teams it's perfectly believable for fem Cedric to throw her name in if the rest of the hufflepuff team throws their names in with her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqX1aZ0Ve74
>>585552558Not really no. Being a seeker is miles apart from entering a wizard deathmatch. You've implicitly admitted this.>fem Cedric to throw her name in if the rest of the hufflepuff team throws their names in with herWhere a woman will only do something if it's part of a group.That's not risk taking behaviour, that's being a woman. And that hypothetical only works if the majority of the (female) cohort of eligible Hufflepuff students does this (they wouldn't). Just utter nonsense >But FleurFleur is French and massively arrogant and conceited, obviously she'd enter
>>585549939>t. slytherin girl
>>585553348>Fleur is French and massively arrogant and conceited, obviously she'd enterYou know, if not for the age line Malfoid would probably try to enter as well.
>>585541792Would.
>>585536997My 'problem' with the sectumsempra scene is the same as with the actual book one: how the fuck could Harry not know what the spell does when it's right in the name? They're throwing around Latin all the time and should have grasp of the language.
>>585553348>Being a seeker is miles apart from entering a wizard deathmatch.You're flying through the sky at a 100 mph while being attacked from all side by people with truncheons and angry cricket balls>Where a woman will only do something if it's part of a group.true but that group doesn't need to be wholly made up of other women, it wouldn't matter if the rest of Hufflepuff's team where all boys if they all put their names in Fem Cedric would have no issue throwing in her name with them
>>585554486>You know, if not for the age line Malfoid would probably try to enter as well.Probably. Depends on how it whatever author has painted Malfoid.I'd wager it'd be more likely if Malfoid doesn't have any concrete romantic affections for Harry and still on the "Fuck you Pottah, fucking poor" side of things. Maybe she'd enter as a way to flex on him and bank on not being chosen
I'm only interested in genderbending characters to see how they'd react to being raped
>>585554917>You're flying through the sky at a 100 mph while being attacked from all side by people with truncheons and angry cricket ballsGreat, wizard sport isn't wizard deathmatch>true but that group doesn't need to be wholly made up of other women, it wouldn't matter if the rest of Hufflepuff's team where all boys if they all put their names in Fem Cedric would have no issue throwing in her name with themThen the discussion loops back around to my original point. Woman Cedric would not have the traits that would make her enter that OU Cedric had. Why would she? Why would a girl follow what a bunch of boys were doing? Girls get FOMO about other girls, not boys. That's why I specified the girl cohort
Cho is a seeker. Ginny is a seeker. Malfoid is a seeker.I don't see what makes the type attractive to Harry (seeker)
>>585551680Art trend tourism doesn't count, and it's "dead" by the standards of the ADHD children that doomscroll Twatter and TardTok.
>>585555658>Why would she? Why would a girl follow what a bunch of boys were doing?Because she would be the best seventh year? Also, you could stretch the "wizards have a wonky concept of dangerous" thing. Also, remember that Cedric's father is a Ministry employee/department head, probably some manner of bringing pretige to the family is involved in the decision.
>>585555705He likes the thrill-seeking type, but if he knew better, he would stick with FemRon, who, as we all know .... is a Keeper
Do we need to break out fucking canon text just to point out Rowling never wrote "only the boys put their names in" and that it's fucking random who got picked? >Why would a girl even be interested. Tomboys (the original meaning not the tranny and faggot hijacking of it), and the elusive "didn't get brainwashed by fucking Twitter and commie teachers during her formative years" because it's a fucking magical world in the 90s.Now fuck back to /pol/. All of you.
>>585555658the Triwizard Tournament isn't a deathmatch either, you 'Might' risk injury or life competing but that's why they set up a age limit when it was brought back so only the most skilled and experienced students could applyand again Cedric is the seeker and captain of the team she'd already be used to shouldering responsibility for the rest of the them
>>585554750Harry isnt very magically adept, he gets lucky and is persistent but beyond that he's a bit of a retard.
Malfoid media should directly address how patriarchy interacts with white supremacy, illustrating how systemic racism, colorism and misogyny work together to erase women of color
>>585559515My friend, can you go fuck yourself?
>>585559515Humoring your small pp energy, Malfoid is a rich white girl, the literal most protected existence in your silly worldview. One of the professors is black. One of the aurors from the Order that later becomes minister was black. Women are prevalent in the work. Racism exists in the manner of blood status, not your silly ideas. Colorism is mostly their xenophobia. Misogyny existing is retarded considering the main characters, and women like Umbridge and Bellatrix existing.So, what else do you have?
>>585556618>Because she would be the best seventh year? Also, you could stretch the "wizards have a wonky concept of dangerous" thing. Also, remember that Cedric's father is a Ministry employee/department head, probably some manner of bringing pretige to the family is involved in the decision.Right, seeing as you're just going to continue to circle around it. Men and women, girls and boys are fundamentally different. The motivations for Cedric wouldn't be a thing with girl Cedric.>>585557620>Triwizard Tournament There's no might about it actually. In cannon, you have wizards and witches discussing the possibility of death and being excited about. It was incredibly dangerous and a noteworthy event. That's why there was an age limit set on it
>>585559515Eerily accurate corpo speak shitpost.Downright unnatural
>>585560405>Men and women, girls and boys are fundamentally differentYes, in our world. It's a magic world. They are more resilient, and both men and women have the great equalizer known as magic. Learned conducts still exist, and blood purity, but for the idea that is fem!Cedric, it's just enough.
>>585560567AI is useful for coordinated efforts in raids. The already recruit brainless monkeys, AI just means they can give them a myriad of ""perfect" scripts.
>>585560569Great. Cedric and girl Cedric will be completely different. What motivates Cedric will be absent entirely from girl Cedric. Those differences and pressures don't magically disappear because of magic. Magic blurs the lines, sure, in some areas but it does not change what men and women are
>>585561724'nightYou shall wake up tomorrow.>>585561225>but it does not change what men and women areYeah, but the point is just to say fem Cedric can work, not to give a point-by-point justification of every motivation of Cedric being in fem!Cedric
>>585561724goo night goo dreams
>>585559515Did Hermione write this post
>>585562646I think so
>>585562646No it's JKR.
>>585559515>everyone just swallowed the bait
The debate more or less proved what many have been saying, that trying to seriously swap anyone else is just a wild card change that lacks the powerful collective eureka pull Malfoid has.
>>585555705Harry is a seeker.A seeker-seeker.A seeker seeker seeker, even.
>only one of these three seeker girls has a golden snatch for him to grabInteresting...
>>585566216That isn't an eureka either, tsundere love interest girl with some form of power or status dynamic just the most popular romance trope.Hell it doesn't even have to be tsundere even just a gap-moe of "hot social butterfly girl completely out of my league who should be an absolute bitch but is actually super sweet to me" is of the widest mass appeal too.And guess whose carbon copy is the initial viral Malfoid design...You can even see some of the fanart and AI art trying to slowly inch back into the original. LOL
>>585480683No but now you can run through the book description of characters to see who he resembles.
>>585568308rat?
>Mark my words the trend will eventually die and in their grasping of straws it'll be finally her turn! It's what part of me saying but there is no way we'd get a Magic Awakened anime with Cass having a big enough role for it even with a perfect coincidence because she's too far off into being a side character.
>>585568115Sure, if you ignore everything else about the whole trend I suppose this might make sense to you.Disingenuous tranny take.
>>585568503>has no ideaTourism at it's finest.It's a trend by weebs, the western book nerds are just piggybacking on it.
>>585568584>>585568746
>>585561938>Fem Cedric can workIt fundamentally cannot work because they'd be wildly different characters. Things would not play out the same and is not a neat fit nor adds anything substantial
>>585568746Even if that were the case it doesn't matter: the massive pull and longevity are given by literally all the rest of it, to how the change affects the various scenes and so on.If it were any other generic anime girl it wouldn't have blown up so much.
>>585567210>Harry caught his first golden snitch with his mouthBut what could this possibly be foreshadowing?
>>585568115>Weeb brainrot gibberish Genuinely what the actual fuck are you on about? What the fuck are you referencing? Saccharine, shallow, animeslop character archetypes do not translate well over to western media and literature
>>585568308I have no idea who he's meant to be. Mundungus? That'd be brutal if that's the case
>>585554923But what if she actually did replace Cedric in the tournament?
>>585568746>Behold the newest copeThat's just untrue and disingenuous
>>585568115You know, apart from the eyes and hair, I don't see that much resemblance. Even the earrings for Malfoid are different than hers.
>>585569383>But what if she actually did replace Cedric in the tournament?That would be the blackest, darkest, niggerhellest timeline for Yearners and Harry. If she's replacing Cedric's position, narrative-wise, you'd assume she'd be murdered. And Lucius witnesses it. Awful. Terrible
>>585568308Flint?
>>585568541The problem with people saying that Cassandra is already female Malfoy only are only looking superficially at her design and that she has two brainlet stooges. But her personality is far less mean spirited, especially when she has so far always been vindicated when she got on the protag and their friends' case. Plus, she's the 'black sheep' in a family of Hufflepuffs.
>>585569681Not really. She's the kid of a Death Eater, so Voldemort might not have her killed by Peter. But Barty Jr. would definitely not help her ass, since HE hates her dad.
>>585569237>Projection followed by doing the same thing. Go back and get educated, tourist.
>>585569778I don't remember writing this completely correct post... who obliviated me?
>>585569845
>>585568992the only Change to the actual plot is Cedric doesn't take Cho to the Yule ball, which is already been made redundant with Harry taking Malfoid instead, in exchange Hufflepuff get its own girl
>>585570536But if we stick close to canon, Harry gotta get his yellow fever out of his system.
>>585570536No, because there's the whole story in Y5, and also going out with Malfoy better works if he was still rejected by Cho and all that entails, as a desperate measure.And besides I prefer them going separately and then dancing after meeting there, but I know I'm in the minority here.
>>585569778Female Malfoy is about as far from original Malfoy as Cassandra is, hilariously enough. Cassandra is a funnier contrast because her standard of whether you are trash or not is merit based rather than bloodline, so you just deserve her scorn but she likes the portag so you are exempt of her wrongs and you can keep going "I can fix her" as she keeps kicking a designated failure. Meanwhile female and original Draco differs in... 'checks notes':-Original Draco is a cowardly little bitch that serves as both the obligatory bully, and an in every conceivable way inferior person to the protagonist for regularly occuring situations of a cathartic punching down justified by him being an evil little shit to the point that Sectumsempra's catharsis was purely fueled by seven years of fan hatred and the reader's first thought was "Eh it's just Draco LOL, but whoops Harry can't get away with murder. Ah shit." rather than the moral connotations Rowling tried to shoehorn but instantly forgor about by the next book anyway going "Harry would never use ANYTHING other than Expelliarmus in a dangerous situation"...-Female Draco is a genuine rival who actually keeps up and challenges Harry and gets so hyperfixated she forgets about the poor and the mutt almost immediately too, and sidelines every half assed love interest so hard the only remaining rival for Harry she has is Hermione of all people who is the "should have been destined lover" of Harry in the original echoed by both Rowling's peers in writing of the time and Rowling herself. LMFAOYou know what? Speaking of that, the short and hard answer to this trend's appeal and shocking longevity is just how fucking funny it is when you actually look at the patterns from the writing standpoint.The ghost of Hermione being robbed and us being robbed of Hermione in turn haunts this IP to this day so hard Malfoid is literally just filling her void rather than being something more than just another popular blonde anime girl.
let's sing /hpgg/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zZUJ5zYBvg
>>585569861>Kid of a death eaterThat sort of thing means nothing to Voldemort except as a way to punish and manipulate people.>Batty Barty "fuck I hate my dad" Crouch jr.He would 100 percent try and get her injured or outright killed during the trials actually, as a fuck you Lucius you traitorous swine. I completely forgot about him
>>585569885>Brainrotted weeb cannot understand questions Kys. You're a retard
>>585570536>in exchange Hufflepuff get its own girlI reckon you're arguing from a position of "I want more things to coom at". Logical conclusion to come to if the changes are so superficial, according to your end of things
>>585571030>No, because there's the whole story in Y5You mean one of the filler arcs with no substance because Rowling was desperately trying to pad page count, because the excessively fat books were one of the main things making her stand out and making her books parents approved by being marketable to parents with how intellectually beneficial all that reading must be(Which cost me my good eyesight, by the way. Thanks bitch.)? It can go to the trash where it belongs. LMFAOBut okay I'll offer you the sufferingporn and humiliation ritual smut you so desire, Harry and "Cedrica" get romantic in secret in year 4 for your "my big day with the ball was pure misery" but it's for the perspective of "Draconia" this time and Harry being so stupid in year 5 comes from the crushing grief for his perfect love and I'll give you your "abusive situationship" fetish on top of that too with Sectumsempra being his violent outburst in year 6 having been successfully gaslit into believing Draconia is Voldy's faithful follower and believer making him feel a tinge of betrayal, then seeing her real self during her and Snape's escape after Dumbledore's death is his wakeup call for the developments in year 7.
>>585572301>coomNTA Fine Malfoy is a man again and everything's back to how it used to be because by this very standard the entire trend is "cooming". LMFAO
>>585571687>He would 100 percent try and get her injured or outright killed during the trials actually, as a fuck you Lucius you traitorous swine. I completely forgot about himHmm, and now imagine Harry's hero complex kicking in there.
>>585571794Again, you don't understand shit.The fuck do you think this is? The fuck do you think this came from?Of course you have no idea and refuse to do your due diligence.
>>585572584Also NTA, but why would Hufflepuff 'need its own girl' when there are fucking named girls from that house in the books? The female Cedric design I've seen floating around is pretty much just a brown haired version of the big titty Susan Bones one, too.
>>585572447>Mental illnessAh, you're a bitter, blackpilled tranny.Instead of being a cockless seething eunuch, learn how to use one these "." bad boys
>>585572584>Schizo logicNot really no. You should touch grass and not be so mad
>>585572661>Harry's hero complexI'd imagine things would get incredibly heavy very quickly and terribly handled by teenagers. Considering that "Moody" is a trusted authority figure, by the students and the staff, I'd imagine it would have massive rippling effects going forward. Specifically trust issues that Harry has in later books
>>585572782Wrong earrings.
>>585572782I understand perfectly, I think you're a ridiculous person and refuse to engage with you in any seriousness or sincerity.You should high dive into an empty pool
>>585572813Because named characters and Named Characters are two different things especially in Harry Potter
>>585572813>there are fucking named girls from that house in the booksHufflewho? Whatlepuff?The true issue is the complete dismissal of the entire house by the bad writing to the point nobody remembers any Hufflepuffs until Gigadric Chaddory spends the middle book mogging the shit out of the protagonists(even Ron gets cucked by the Russian Chad and humiliated by the semen demon passive of Fleur) until an unceremonious and anticlimactic death in the middle book, followed by handwaving away the entire plot with the yellow fever because she got bored of writing about it....But I think we all need to chill the fuck out and remember this entire trend is a fucking meme for fucking yearning and just for it being fucking funny.
Okay to pitch in on the whole female Cedric, thing. I'm guessing this whole idea is that Cedrica is supposed to fill in some sorta supportive big sister role instead of being pretty much a rival, but that doesnt sound really that much different from ideas of generally making Cedric a better character I've read in the past. I once read someone making a pitch of Cedric becoming a sort of replacement for Ron while Ron is on his asshole arc and once that's over he's a sort of unofficial fourth member of their friend group until he dies. I don't think you really need to change Cedric's gender to get the same result in that regard. You'd just general have to rewrite his role. And female Cedric being his date to the ball would kind of undermine the whole plot of him being a miserable little shit the entire time of the ball.>>585573115Sounds like an idea, doesn't it?
>>585573294You clearly not looking at that picrel and thanks for the self report fuck back to /pol/ or X, whichever shithole you raised from.
>>585573504>We all need to chill the fuck out>WeWhatever you say, big man
>>585572852I accept your concession and peace offering via public self humiliation.
What's with all the /pol/ all of a sudden in this thread?
>>585571502>Female Draco is a genuine rival who actually keeps up and challenges HarryDoes she? I've only seen stuff where she's an annoying tsundere and Harry actually snarks back (as he would, because his book version isn't a little bitch like the movie one). And if we stick close to the books, he wouldn't even take her serious enough to be a rival because he usually doesn't take girls very serious if they're not Hermione.
>>585573643>Sounds like an idea, doesn't it?It's an interesting premise. Would Barty be able to adequately split his attentions between Malfoid and Harry though? He's mentally ill, would he be able to carry out his primary goal without being completely derailed by vengeance? He's completely alone, there's no one to help or manage him in his mission at Hogwarts
>>585574296He's professional enough not to start shit with Snape and Karkaroff
>>585573652>Holy ESL>Holy malding Can't tell if you're esl or some malding tranny who can't string together a coherent sentence.Pretend to be an astronaut with a plastic bag
>>585574141-Hermione is a freak.-Hermione is the original love interest until Rowling tried to be all different and special only to instantly regret it because the structures passed down since ancient times work exactly because they won the natural selection continuously for up to millennia.-Rowling kept insisting Harry is unpopular, obscure and unnoticed among his peers while simultaneously pushing that he's a superstar since birth with status to his name, ON TOP OF doing some massive shit that gets to be the talk of the school almost every year. The first year shit alone is something he wouldn't live down, yet are forgotten next year.
>>585569861It's not the "kid of a death eater" that matters to Voldy but the fact she's the bluest blood in the bunch.He doesn't want to spill pure blood unless he wants to.
>>585574456That'd be related to his primary goal. Doesn't want to blow his masquerade as Moody, get Potter through the trials and ultimately revive Voldemort. Very focused there, that's not in doubt.It's Barty being a fanatic and insane, so when you add Malfoid into the mix would he be able to restrain himself or not?
SEXOOOOOOOO
>>585571502Malfoy is a coward, sure, but he's not really bad at spellcasting. He's good enough to fix the vanishing cabinet. Or how he performs as seeker when Harry isn't playing against him.
Harry exists.... to be cucked at the Yule ball. Having the two of them go together makes it too easy. Their reconciliation must be earned
Yearn
So what would actually be the premise for book 7 if book 6 is the love epiphany for Harry? Like would part of his motivation be to find and rescue her?
>>585582625Malfoid gets pregnant and they marry in secret then the entire plot revolves around saving her so they can start a family
>>585582197LET A THOUSAND BLOSSOMS BLOOM
I think that the Harry/Malfoid romance should only be fully consummated after Voldemort's death.
>>585582625>Book 7 In terms of how it plays out, more or less the same. The added caveat being Malfoid would be doing her own thing, covering her own arse and helping Harry and vice versa. If you were keen, you could have Malfoid link up with the trio at some point, perhaps at the manor. But then that'd come with its own host of troubles on how to handle that
>>585583327Same. Fully on board with them being aware of it, nice touching moments and all that jazz. All the shit hanging over their respective heads makes it a bit untenable. Big fan of them going from enemies-friendlyrivals-lovers, as they grow and better understand one another and figure it the fuck out
>>585571502Terrible brainlet analysis, which is also inherently stupid because there's many variations online to Malfoid's character, so you basically chose a specific one to 'debunk'.I can't be bothered to spend too many words on this, so I'll be brief.>Drago is a cowardNice then how Malfoid fixes his arc with the finale in an organic way with very little effort.>sectumsempraYou just missed the point of Harry using that on Draco, and the consequences it had narratively and following character-wise.>Hermione Stop coping about that, so many years have passed and Malfoid actually improves much more with much less rewriting required.
>>585572447Not sure why you're so livid at the random ghosts you see in the room but okay loon, whatever you say.That guy is right, you really type like a tranny. Maybe consider taking meds before posting?
>>585582625>Like would part of his motivation be to find and rescue her?Yes, why not. Add some yearning thoughts at night for him, and also when he holds her wand.
>>585582047Nah. It serves as the first turning point for the both of them. If they don't go together it creates a gaping romantic development hole you have to fill afterwards when you could just let them go together. >>585583327I believe that the romance should have more endings than return of the king. >kill Voldemort together>"I'm sorry">another dance together with a long honest confession covering their whole time together and how they felt throughout ending in a mutual "I love you">marriage>train epilogue "Scared Mrs Potter" "with you never">whatever else you want
>>585585291Just because they don't go together, doesn't mean they don't end up together by its end
>>585583327I really like that idea too, even if you have to suffer the lack of fluff. Placing the proper reveal at the end makes the moment more powerful, it really nails the point across that it was love helping them to win.
The finale of Lumos Lumos just dropped. https://youtu.be/A555sFp1sKE
>>585585767I imagine this should be a version in which the plot diverges earlier and Malfoy joins the team, but somehow seeing her randomly inserted in every single scene with Harry and the trio was pretty funny lol.>Pinky and the Brain... and Larry!
It's funny how the other tip of the horseshoe just barges in trying to call people coomers when as part of a trend about yearning, more characters get changed for that exact reason, after the "you are just gooners aaaa" raids trying to "steer" something beyond their control... You retards are truly the same shit with a color swap.The yearning for the hot upperclasswoman WILL continue.The yearning for the tomboy redhead WILL continue. The slowly taking off yearning for originals like Luna, Hermione and the not DEI hire Pansy will also go on even if just as a niche.All your deranged ilk under whatever label have lost at the beginning.
>>585585546Except now Harry is still stuck on Cho at the ball. Why would he give a shit about Malfoid at that point and why should Malfoid figure out her feelings about Harry without the Yule Ball event? Explain your position because mine is Malfoid does not know she likes Harry until after the together at the Yule Ball event, Harry on the other hand hates her a little less after it as the start his own romantic arc.
>>585586696See >>585474629
>>585586526In the year 6 video Harry stops Sectumsempra mid incantation and she fails Crucio.We can assume Dumbledore adjusts his 5D chess strategy accordingly. Because remember most of post-year 4 is just Dumbledore playing 5D chess and most of the drama comes from his fumbles because part of Dumbledore's humanization was making him another flawed but truly human individual.
This Hermione is killing me with how much sheer smug smartass energy it has.
>>585587034I still like the other version better, but you do you. Actually I don't really feel Lumos Lumos too much in general, I wonder if maybe it's also the song. I'm also very picky about these AI videos in general to be fair, I prefer those with a more character-oriented focus than those showing the actual story.It must be because I know that I will never see an actual complete anime on this, so with those I just leave unsatisfied.
>>585586678>Anon blatantly disregarding how whenever art or the topic of other genderbent characters comes up it's met braindead goonery, coomery and niggotry ITTNGMI
Will the yearning ever end?
>>585587557Holy pixels here's one that downloaded better.
>>585587557It's that stupid smug hand on her hip.>>585587778Yeah, she looked more pissed on the other with her blurred face, here I can see it better.
>>585587759Never, brother. I shall yearn til the end of this life and what comes after
>>585587778>Lmao nigger look at her fucking clubfoot lmaoVro she's got a crippled foot like that foot fetish freak from House of Dragons
>>585587754>brainrot gobbledygook It's not about you, you are not the main character, you don't matter, you never had influence on anything regarding it it's out of anyone's hands and whatever happens, happens.Just enjoy whatever is enjoyable about it.
>>585587759Hopefully not yet, but it will eventually have to pass too in this form.And hopefully when it will shift, it will shift on yet more nice heartyearning things.
>>585586678Ok.
>>585588569>Le epic xdddd chuddiebuddie No u x2yuo VVILL NOT goon to whatever 2 sentence genderbent character yuo VVILL clitty leak over being told NO Yuo VVILL kysNGMI.
>>585586790Last two lines are bad.>Harry apologizes to MalfoidReally dude? I hope you aren't having Harry say "yea I'm sorry I was mean to you when I turned you down" because that shit sounds gay.>dance or no dance afterwardsJust have "the" dance then, why fuck around with cuck bait and if she doesn't why the fuck would Harry like her.Overall it's forced angst/10. They just want the rejection, Malfoid crying scenes and personal opinion a worse adherence to the og events. I liked the comic in isolation but it doesn't fit for my version because my Malfoid doesn't know she likes Harry until she has the realization post ball. Also another thing is I disagree with going heavy on the angst early, HBP is the angst year for me, three books of romantic angst sounds miserable.
>>585589426Nta, personally I'm autistic about whether Malfoy would accept to "formally" go to the ball with Harry, although on the other hand I can easily imagine many believable reasons to have it happen regardless. After all Voldemort is still not in the equation and so on. Still, it tingles my autism a bit.I see your point on the angst, but there would be no reason to make it angsty to begin with yet, just let it be a dare or a failed bet or something. In my opinion the feelings start to properly grow at the ball anyway, not before. No reason for Malfoy to cry yet.Also I feel a bit bad about briefly meta-cucking the pajeeta, but for sure she wouldn't mind that much.
>>585586526It quite literally is. The premise is that they've grown close early (like her being with him in the chamber) and only having a full falling out with him at the end of year 4 that lasts until the year 6 sectumsempra scene where Harry doesn't pull the trigger.
>>585590513>stolen bike meme with the pajeetaFair enough if it's a tism. My tism is some events need to happen, specifically Yule Ball and sectumsempra and I see people fucking with those atm.
>>585591441I agree with both, but I still think the ball can still work either way (I like both ideas). I don't want to turn it too angsty either though.
>>585582047You read the rest of the comic, right?
It's a bit hard to complain about angst when the two characters mentioned are teenagers that bicker and fight. Doubly so considering that teenagers aren't well known for their critical thinking ability
I'm just wild about HarryAnd Harry's wild about meThe heav'nly blissesOf his kissesFill me with ecstasyHe's sweet just like choc'late candyAnd just like honey from a beeOh I'm just wild about HarryAnd he's just wild aboutCannot do withoutHe's just wild about me
>>585593569This is wrong
>>585589426The path to the Malfoid end needs to be as hard and obstructive as possible, there are no shortcuts. Every step of the way must be suffering.
We've truly went full circle. https://x.com/NACHOS2D_/status/2114367893073015105
It's funny how multiple people genderbend Crabbe and Goyle into the two actresses who played Pansy in the movies.https://youtu.be/O_X8ntghxE8
The forehead is very important.
>>585598542What's their feminized names, Victoria Crabbe and Gloria Goyle?
For me it's smol Malfoid
>>585598542Do you like most of these videos?
>>585597769Ew wtf is wrong with her tongue
>>585600284Try criticizing that video like anon did further up thread and see what happens
>>585601102>he doesn't know about forked tongues
>>585601276Do I really need to? These all look and play out terribly.
Club Events in 39 minutes.
>>585601789>>585601102isn't she just waggling it really fast?
>>585603104no
>>585596363>Harry was raped in the hot sizzling summer of 1994>>585601102Snake theme I suppose, but yeah that kind of toungue is horrible. No idea why people do.
>>585597148Nice touch with the green highlights
>>585408953I love this gremlin.
What's with all these victim playing LARPers today?
>>585601276More videos of that higher quality you are implying and less victim LARP, Karen.
English is on the decline.
>>585605202wuppernuppy scampish
did you watch movie of trey after signs?
I wish I was victimized more often...
>>585605712victimise yourself.
>>585605879I might later.
>>585605149That's nice anon
>>585605990well, you know how hurt people hurt people, right? You might've to create your own abuser.
>>585603017I got confused by the +1 -1 hour thingamabob.Club Events in 69 minutes.
>>585601789>It's realThat's miles more of a red flag than a nose ring
>>585606182I mean, I have a few I COULD tap into for a bit but they get boring pretty quick.>>585606332At least she's telling you up front about how bad her daddy issues are instead of you finding out months down the line.
>>585408953>zoom in>>585606182>You might've to create your own abuserUnfortunately when you actually do, the shrink complains about it and ruins the fun.
>>585606543>Daddy issuesI'd wager it'd go beyond daddy issues and into horrifically molested territory. Ah well, makes them easy to dodge
>>585606217I meant daylight savings.
Thinking about it: it's a bit funny how in the book and movie the first thing students use to practice Wingardium Leviosa is feathers, but in the game instead you first (and only ever) use the spell on MASSIVE MARBLE CUBES. The spell animation does reference that by using a line of feather though. I think this spell was also scrapped in the second game.
This room was interesting because it almost looked fluorescent for no reason at all.>>585612163That's what Harry said when he was bit by one of these.
>>585612163
>>585614289this but mega
>>585614289FASTER
Club Events in 46 minutes(for real this sime)Sorry, got kidnapped by my cat and didn't realize how long it'd been.
>>585599131Gremlin Malfoid, best Malfoid
>>585614563Stop she will barf
>>585615030no
>>585606332Anon forked tongues can be natural.
>>585614832
>>585585767it's raining.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=84CExX54hu8
wow looks like the thread had an eventful night
I've managed not to hornypost.Congratulate me.
>>585621775I love this timeline.
>>585625761G A Y
>Episode 4 #malfoid and Harry on the Hogwarts Express.https://x.com/galakushi/status/2114446902519578899Fucking peak quality.
>>585626979That's not praise...It would be cringe.
>>585628791
>>585628986wow
>>585628791>>585628986why are house traitors secretly wearing lingerie for a rival house so hot
yeah well why don't we see harry in a snake thong huh
>>585629340its only hot when its a woman
Cedrica seems to be developing enduring popularity.Other characters' concept art in the linked tweet.https://x.com/death_usagi/status/2114208338401493356
>>585629514girl cedric is rather cute.
>>585629514So long as Malfoid is Harry's love interest and they don't change Ron (Ginny's already enough for a female Weasley), I don't particularly give a fuck one way or another.
Everybody shut the fuck up! My show is on.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VUrvIx6Sgs
>>585629939Why are you people talking like it's a group project to create a singular storyline? It was always everyone doing whatever they want. There is no "sacred timeline".
>>585628791>>585628986>this is who helps Harry defeat VoldemortMost humiliating
>>585630643>There is no "sacred timeline".except mine, of course.
>>585629183Yes there are. Some timelines are more equal than others.Like this guy's >>585631220 , for example.
meanwhile pansy parkinson stocks have quietly soared too a all time high off the Malfoid zeitgeist
>>585629514just realized that this luna could fit the manic pixie dream girl archetype
>>585630643That's why I ignore haremshit
>>585632468Happy4u. I'm all in on DAPHNE
>>585632468you know, I avoided pansy fics, but I recently found one that had just finished, and it's pretty good, even has a sequel going on
>>585632468My favorite bit of Harry Potter trivia is how allegedly Rowling had a hand in getting rid of Pansy's original actress because she was "too pretty" and she couldn't stand that the stand-in for her childhood bully be pretty.
It's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhpgznuQsCgAlso /hpgg/ pod when?
>>585633081and now they both live as the genderbent versions of crabbe and goyle in most malfoid animationsthat said, which one is crabbe? because he dies in the room of requirement and it'd be pretty ironic if it was >>585632468
>>585633081>earn supreme billions with your book>still petty to this pointNot even sure if ridiculous or based.
>>585633490I wonder if there will be a resurgence of Dramione, but yuri this time.
New kino episodehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJFiu8JL3R8
>>585633490The entirety of Harry Potter is just Rowling ventilating her fury and seethe.>Good people = black hair/red hair = poor people/oppressed, muggles, egalitarian liberals.>Bad people = blonde hair, pure blood elites/aristocrats with bad attitudesThe real reason Rowling didn't make Draco into a girl is because he would have literally been blonde Stacy and she couldn't stand the thought of a blonde getting more attention and success than her
>>585632757I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this but the Daphne stocks have been in freefall since late October
>>585633490Feminists never grow up.
>>585634170N-no...
>>585634796>Artist has barely done any girls>Molly teasedGood taste anon
>>585633490Remember how she reached the inevitable point of starting to seethe even over her own self insert, having Bellatrix Lesbian Crucio S&M rape Hermione out of the blue like it's fucking Fifty Shades of Grey and it never comes up or has any relevance ever again? LOL
>>585635005>seethe even over her own self insert, having Bellatrix Lesbian Crucio S&M rape Hermione out of the blue
>>585635723Just random Book 7 things.
/sp/ says it's national 'tight ends' day, shout out to all the tight bunda out there, keep up the good work.
>>585635005Haha yeah, I forgot about that.Nevermind, I've decided: it goes full-circle and turns out based. Too bad about her more pedestrian gay slips.
Despite my efforts, my folder became huge.I was left with no choice but to divide it in sub-folders by genre: cute, cool, gremlin...
>>585637740how big
>>585636517Aside Hermione being properly characterized based on her pre-self insert era the other thing I love about this art trend is all the times Hermione is smug when knowing or noticing something.Man her smug is healing my soul....
Hermione is good for the soul
>>585638067Not comically huge unfortunately (it's still less than 1GB), but for my standards it's enormous. I can't even navigate it properly if I don't do this sorting job.
>>585638953Hermione is annoying in a not cute way
>>585639435Hermione is cute in a cute way
>>585568992You morons make rewrites after rewrites of Draco's entire personality, way of being, and events around him to such a deranged and extreme degree that it results in a completely different character who vaguely posesses the physical features and plot involvements of the original, just because it makes you cum harder, but somehow Cedric cannot work lmaoJust admit you're a brown subhuman who lusts after blonde girls with wealth because as a third-worlder, that is something you will never even meet let alone touch, but from your moorish ape point of view the exotism and rarity of fair hair coupled with the fact that such a girl would only despise you in real life results in an irresistible urge to interpret the blatant, obvious disgust and hatred as secret affection -because you are a hopeless loser- Genderbent Draco doesn't "neatly fit into place" or "write itself" or "add anything substantial" to the story for anyone except people who forgot to jerk off before postingBut it's not like you ever read or even cared about the source material since you're just a secondary who showed up two weeks ago after having discovered the tsundere archetype from twitterThe fact that you freaks keep giving comically large tits to her supports both your shade of skin being uncomfortably similar to dirt, AND your secondary status, since browns do not read and therefore wouldn't realize that a female Draco would most certainly have a small chest, because Narcissa has multiple character traits opposite of Molly, who has an obvious theme of fertility about her.Cedric has an actual friendly, healthy rivalry with Harry where they help each other during the entire tournament, and is opposed to the school antagonizing him for being the additional champion. And that doesn't take insane amounts of rewrites and mental gymnastics to be canon.It could start in year 3 even because their rivalry starts during quidditch.Would also actually make sense to give her large breasts, too.
>>585640365Just be real man and re-write Cedric into a woman and make him have a Romance with Harry
>>585640365Uh oh, melty
>>585640365>Just admit you're a brown subhuman who lusts after blonde girls with wealth because as a third-worlderI wonder why is it that this is always the go-to. Is it just projection or is there a component of self-hatred too?
>>585640365Should you not stop seething already? This can't be good for your cortisol.
>>585646013cortisolmaxxing
>>585637740I just have all my potter stuff in same folder man
Fucking kekhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XqX1aZ0Ve74
>>585647958
>>585647958I cried and clapped and lmaoed unironically. This fills my heart with yearning and love. Its peak. I am posting from mobile so someone please post a Voldie reaction image to this for me
>>585647606It's just too confusing for me, I don't want to spend hours to look when I already have a general thematic idea of what I want to post.>>585647958Well, it could be funny if you couldn't see the punchline miles away from the thumbnail.
Someone do a welfare check on Matt
>>585650297Who?
>>585650297I'm good and very angry. My country is a bunch of fucking retards, I really hate this land.
>>585650297why? also i don't have his contacts.
LULACHADS KEEP WINNING
>>585651579Fucking leftie go to hell
oh, did brasil do another communism?
>>585651848Yes. Shithole being a shithole.
>>585651636
oh it's a brazil thing
Speaking of leftism in Brazil, did you know that the Chiquita banana company used to be United Fruit? That's a fun company you should read up on it.
>>585651579>Commie faggot wonlmao. Se Acabo
>>585651974Who's this ugly inferi?
>>585652980He's the Inferi that's gonna be mindbreaking Matt for the next 4 years.
>>585653205What Matt did to you? Give me a good reason for the hate.
I don't know who matt is but that must suck I think
Welp, sorry for you. If you want to have a laugh, I can already see tomorrow our irrelevant left celebrating too as if it was also their victory somehow (Lula was protecting and treating one of our commie terrorists as a heckin' political refugee, but they will conveniently forget this part).After all they never truly win, so they must celebrate with what they can.Democracy is fake anyway.
>>585649002Cute image
>>585651534What did they do?
>>585630643There is though lmao. How do you not get this
>>585631470
>>585651534brazil?
>>585640365>Extreme mental illnessYou're mad because you don't understand the why of things and it frustrates you.You've word vomited your consciousness and lowered everything down to your level, which is being completely unable to view anything without a veneer of sexuality.If you were actually human and not a tranny, you'd understand the how and why of Malfoid works and why genderbending other characters for the same reasons as Malfoid is fucking retarded.NGMI, kys, put a bullet through your frontal lobe etc etc
>>585647958>>585648587I gotchu babes
>>585629425who's wearing those?
Matt is a lolicon from Brazil. Unfortunate
I think it'd be funny if it was pronounced Brassle, like hassle.
>>585660081Do you have any proof? Or you just a leftist who trying to make fun of him, just for spite?
Damn I've been ignoring the Lumos videos for a while but after watching the last one today, it's clear that the guy doing them has a good eye for animation (and story telling).this is the kind of guy who could redo the whole thing if had the means to do it.
>>585636517I feel like Hermione would be a bit more disgusted that Harry was snogging the "racist" that hates her when he is supposed to be her best guy friend
>>585635005>seethe even over her own self insert, having Bellatrix Lesbian Crucio S&M rape Hermione out of the blue like it's fucking Fifty Shades of GreyHow do we know she's not just into that?
>>585659818We'll need to consult the panty chart and possibly update it. Maybe even put up a strawpoll for those who wish to remain anonymous.
>>585664409How do we know a sorority she wanted to join didn't do that to her?
>>585582047>Harry exists.... to be cucked at the Yule ball.He already was. He spent the entire time watching Cho dance with Cedric and them be all lovey dovey while ignoring Parvati.You can make this even even spicier if Harry reluctantly goes with Malfoid to the Yule Ball instead, using a similar premise as that comic as the set up and both show up together, but she becomes the one getting the humiliation ritual of seeing Harry sneak glances at Cho, but actually keeps him in check to only have eyes for her instead of the "squint eyed nitwit". So Harry has no choice but to focus on Malfoid.And Ron is stuck having to deal with both jeet sisters
>>585663927depends on how conniving you make hershe's smart enough to figure out that this can be a chance to either get back at malfoid or get her to turn over a new leaf, depends again on how spiteful you make her.
Vidya?
>>585667296huh?
>>585663927You'd have to imagine that Hermione and Ron would take issue with Malfoid and Harry getting along sort of amicably. For entirely different reasons of course, Ron's would be personal and by extension his family's issues.The core of Hermione's issues would be that she's right and Harry getting along with Malfoid means she's wrong
>>585667296Gaymes.
>>585666470The version I came up with had Hermione figure out Malfoid likes Harry and so interferes with Harry's relationships to stop Malfoid winning. For example she sets up a date between Harry and Ginny because she notices Harry starting to fall for Malfoid though he himself doesn't know it.
>>585667793>she sets up a date between Harry and Ginnyyeesh, did you have to make her into such a villain?
>>585635005>Bellatrix Lesbian Crucio S&M rape >*Heavy breathing*>Hermione out of the blue>*Heavier breathing*>like it's fucking >*Clitty leaks*>Fifty Shades of Grey Quite peculiar this is your perspective on a teenage girl getting carved up with a knoife anon
>>585667471I could see Ron warming up to the relationship, only because he could laugh at the Malfoys for losing their pure blood status to a child of both Malfoid and Potter.
>>585667380Where's the vidya content in this thread?
>>585651579>BrazilWho cares
>>585667847Didn't Rowling actually write something similar? I specifically remember Rowling writing in something post-Book 7 that Hermione told Ginny to try dating other dudes so she could figure out if she really liked Harry or not.
>>585668112ooooooooooh right. We don't really do that anymore. Nowadays it's mostly talk about people's latest waifu obsession. I'm certain you can find some more vidya focused generals around these parts, but not for good old 'arry po'ah.
>>585668112It'll be back when more of the natives wake up
>>585666470I imagine Hermione having a much more bitter and catty rivalry with Malfoid than she ever had with draco, but that said with 7 books to work with I can easily picture that turning into a reluctant but close mutual respect later on if you play it right
>>585668359So basically what is already in the real books, but replace the male, Harry and Draco dynamic and apply them to Hermione and Malfoid with the female angle instead
>>585667998>Ron warming up to the relationship I think that'd be the case more so than specifically Malfoid
>>585668660The dynamic between Harry and Draco is male and female, considering that Draco is written as a teenage girl.The Malfoid and Hermione dynamic would be especially viscious and catty. Two teenage girls and both would be demanding to be reinforced by their overlapping social circles
>>585669595It almost writes itself>Hermione snubs Ron to go with Viktor Chad Krum as normal>Sees Harry suddenly show up with Malfoid the uber Stacy>everyone in shock and gossiping at the turn of events>both girls start exchanging dirty looks at each other during the dance and trying to one up each other or other sort of sabotage attempt>After the ball, Hermione tries shaming Harry over going with Malfoid instead of Parvati>Harry claps back about her not going with Ron>Hermione in shambles
>>585670354strays too far from the original turn of events for my taste
>>585670354I like to think Harry waits too long to ask anyone and all the other girls end up taken much like in canon, meanwhile Maloid shuts down and humiliates her first few suitors so badly she accidentally scares off every other boy from asking her, and then they both realize at the last minute they're the only two without a date
>>585670354Wouldn't it flow better if:>Harry and Malfoid arrive >Malfoid and Hermione seethe at each other and ignore each other >Malfoid makes a point of monopolizing Harry's attention >Hermione goes to Ron>Ron chimps out in the way that only a 14 year old boy can>Yadda yadda>Harry ends night with Malfoid on an interesting note>Goes to check in with Hermione, Hermione vents about Ron >That'll segway into Malfoid. Harry will attempt to brush it off until he chucks Ron in her face>Curtain close, perfect display of teenage immaturity
>>585671572But just like the canon, if he waits till the end that means Harry (and Ron) are stuck with the Patil twins. A Malfoid flag needs to happen before that, and Malfoid has to give Harry a really good reason that he would rather go with the Slytherin of all Slytherins instead of a fellow Gryffindor to a big formal event where he is not only part of the spotlight due to the Champions having to be the ones leading the ball, but is already being gossiped behind his back for being a "fraudulent" champion and the whole negative press campaign shit going against him.
>>585672207>>Ron chimps out in the way that only a 14 year old boy cankek
I don't like femCedric
Oh, that pornsick troon is back.
>>585672458>if he waits till the end that means Harry (and Ron) are stuck with the Patil twins.Why? Why bring up the Patil twins up at all and not have anyone else take them instead, hell if Harry is going with Malfoid why not double on Ron's angst and have him forced to take Ginny his little sister.
>>585673241>have him forced to take Ginnyholy fuck
>>585673241>Why bring up the Patil twins up at allBecause that was the canon?I'm just saying if you like to think that the Malfoid set up happens because Harry waits too long, you need a Malfoid event to set the flag before hand to make it make sense if you are just riding the canon plot but not really.>why not double on Ron's angst and have him forced to take Ginnyfucking kek, Ginny would just disappear for the rest of Christmas and Fred and George would be dying of laughter
>>585672458How would a Malfoid flag happen? I'm in the camp that the fourth book is when their relationship starts shifting from purely antagonistic (from childishness) to friendlier notes (onset of puberty allows for nuance and complications)
>>585673241>Take his little sisterGinny and Ron would kill themselves. It wouldn't happen, they'd just jump off a tower lmao
>>585673609>Because that was the canon?yeah but unless you absolutely need to stick to canon religiously there's really no need to keep the Patil twins, and I'd Malfoid's mere existence would be enough to turn the whole yule ball scene upside-down if you let her
Godnight hypogigis
>>585675109goo night goo dreams
>>585674332I too am in that camp. I like the set up of Malfoid eavesdroping on Harry getting rejected by Cho and she makes her move then, but unlike the comic, it still feels like something needs to happen before that where Malfoid starts acting on her girly tendencies and putting her seething of him aside. Regardless, the way I imagined it is that as Harry tries telling Malfoid to fuck off after getting turned down, she lies to him about knowing something about the next Tri-wizard task or some other thing of interest, and that if he agrees to taking her to Ball she will spill the beans. And in a very tsundere declaration ensures that she isn't doing it because she likes him, but that despite his current social standing, Malfoid's stonks would go up simply for having been "asked out" by a Tri-wizard champion to the ball.And while Harry suspects that the promise of info is a lie, he is so conflicted cause puberty and Cho angst while trying to be objective about the on going plot that he just resigns to his curiosity. Bonus points if Harry is dastardly enough to ghost Parvati at the last second because fuck those jeets.
>>585674963I don't need to follow the canon religiously, was just looking at it from like playing a vidya gayme with a flow chart of choices and that's how I was looking at that situation and working backwards.
>>585675569fair enough I suppose
I have started making a book 1 adaptation in the style of an R07 sound novel (i.e. Higurashi, Umineko). Why? Cause I feel like itYes there will be Malfoid instead of DracoWish me luck
>>585668359Just have them bond over their respective dudes being too retarded to figure they like them
Degenerate Malfoid posters deserve the noose.
>>585670354>Harry claps back about her not going with Ron>Hermione in shamblesHeh, I like it. Far too many people forget that Harry could have some real bite to him if he wants to.
>Hermione in shamblesnot a fan
>>585678023That's a bit gimmicky >>585678182It happens. Especially when it comes to Hermione being wrong about something. She is a teenage girl after all and not a divorced single mother's self insert
>>585678078Agreed
>>585678023They are complete opposites, they can never have that kind of relationship.
>>585678761>>585678907Just tossed in an idea. I guess the realistic outcome would probably for the both of them to end the books like Harry and Draco did, cordial but not exactly friends.
>>585677875Oh that's pretty cool... good luck!
>>585686236Cute and Malfoidpilled.
Ok, so if a pair of lovers were to use the Geminio charm to duplicate their naughty bits in order to have double the in-out special hug experience, do you think they'd get a full double the pleasure double the fun time, asking for a friend.
>>585677875It looks really terrible: the character art, the background, the user interface. Are you 50 or something? Why is everyone here trying to make games based on some ancient piece of shit? Before you, there was a guy with a cyberpunk adventure on DOS, and before him, someone with a Pokemon MMO.It’s cool that you’re passionate about making a game, but why not use a modern engine like Ren’Py? Are you doing this for yourself or for others?
>>585677875Sounds like a daring project, good luck.
>>585686997Yes, that's right. But Geminio doesn't work on body parts, so you'd have to use a potion.How do I know that? Some enthusiastic students conducted lab experiments.
> " >>585686997 ">"I'm not sure what you were smoking, anon, but this is very kinky stuff. Very depraved indeed.">"Which is... why I came to you.">"Given the due conditions, sing the spell like this may in a way work to double the pleasure, I believe. However-">"But I don't understand how that works, Sir.">"One doubles one's nerve ending and does the same with the other, laying out the parts in a mechanically convenient way. By doing so, you should both feel twice the stimuli in the same movement.">"Twice?">"Yes, provided that you copy the whole nerve structure lying below: it covers a wider area that you'd expext, especially in women. But it's very dangerous, by splitting your wand, you might accidentally... split your wand.">"And how does one split his wand?">"I think you already know the answer to that, anon.">"Rushed bad entrance angle.">"Yes. Since the two naughty bits would not be perfectly centered and localized any more, a careless twisting in one or the other direction in the enhanced heat of the moment might lead to one of the two wands to slightly miss the target, and snap.">"Can you only split the naughty bits once? For instance, isn't seven...">"Seven? Merlin's beard, anon! Isn't it depraved enough to consider doubling your wand and wand sleeve once? To do it seven times, this would be way past even /d/ark territories, not to mentions you'd both have to be depraved enough to find that exiting and... This is all hypothetical, isn't it, anon? All academic?">"Of course, sir. And it'll be our little secret." (they posted for all the thread to see)
I know it'll never happen because of the types that run the company and the game development project, but it would be so peak to have actual wholesome romance with the characters in Hogwarts Legacy 2.
>>585663927She would, although she can also be smug like that whenever she thinks she realizes something about feelings that others don't. See for example when she explained Harry the reasons why Ron got mad at him in Goblet of Fire the first time
>>585689585Hermione probably has charts and notes to back it up too. It's well deserved smug privileges.https://youtu.be/sashbqiC9a0
Why does Harry in most Malfoid art look like his knock off from Katawa Shoujo?
>>585689561Never going to happen. You'll take your gay romance and be happy.
>>585689886This guy's music is so peak, holy shit.
>>585689982-Messy black hair.-Mandatory round glasses because he's blind as a bat.-Skinny.That's just literally him from the books, not Daniel Radcliffe.
>>585690182Mind-blowingly. It's a whole ass musical at the ready already.
I enjoy it but come on, it's AI.The lyrics are fun, but let's not pretend we're dealing with some sort of musical genius.
>>585690415You are decades too late. Voice synthesizing has been an art tool before you were even alive.
>>585689561If WB weren't such DEI conformists, they would have adopted Atlus' concepts for HL2.
>>585690415>come on, it's AIGet with the times, old man. If it's good I'll listen to it, if it's peak I'll listen to it even more, that's all there is to it.
>>585690670Yes, and just like using voice synthesizing does not make you an outstanding singer, music-generating AI does not make you an outstanding composer.
>>585690842>that's all there is to itWhy then did you feel the need to rebuke when I literally started my reply with >I enjoy it?I understand just enjoying it, but there's a whole cultist aspect to the AI crowd that you just can't stop rolling your eyes at. It's simple, sicing an apple in a split second in mid air with a knife is way more impressive than doing it by using MidAirAppleSlicer3000.Then sure, you can enjoy the apple sliced either way, the difference is that while people clapping and being impressed at the technique of the first guy is understandable, losing your mind the same way about the guy pressing the button of MidAirAppleSlicer3000 for the nth time looks very retarded given how every other household can afford to have that machine in their kitchen.
>>585690863Those weren't made just from prompts.Once again you have no idea about the difference between just writing prompts and expecting a full product, and people using it as a tool. Nobody pretended Vocaloid makes people into singers and this use of AI tools is the equivalent of Vocaloid.
>>585691584>but there's a whole cultist aspect to the AI crowd that you just can't stop rolling your eyes atNTA Unrelated. This isn't a Wendy's so we aren't forced to put up with your venting about somebody else entirely.
>>585689561>>585690678Maybe... Maybe in another 20 years we'll get what we need... But I'll probably not live that long...
>>585691867 #I never meant it that way in absolute terms but:>it would be too hard to sing a whole song like this on my own, so I'll use a vocaloid>it would be too hard to compose a whole song like this on my own, so I'll use AIThe respective involved aspect is just less impressive no matter how you slice it.>>585692159 #>somebody elseI might have read too much into it, but when someone praises "this guy's" music it doesn't seem that much unrelated to my point.That said, I don't care enough to continue discussing this. Both can have the last word, I'm not an artist so whatever.
>>585692528If by "that guy" you mean this guy >>585689886, he writes the lyrics himself as well as doing the editing from what I understand.
>>585692629>it would be too hard to sing a whole song like this on my own,No it's "I don't have a singer.".>it would be too hard to compose a whole song like this on my ownNo, it's "I don't have a whole band/orchestra specialized in various genres to perform the composition.".AI. Is. Just. A. Tool!
>>585690415It's the creator samefagging
>>585689561Fill the void with YEARNING, my brother.Join us
>>585692847>>585692863I had promised you the last word, but I explained myself very poorly. Look, it's okay if you say you're 100% sure that he composes the whole entire thing by himself and doesn't get "help" with that from AI. Still less cool than it would be with actual musicians, but fine.>AI. Is. Just. A. Tool!I know that it can and should be just a tool, but I'd argue most people let the tool do even most of the work the artist should do, so that's why I'm always skeptical by default with any AI video.Since I saw "music by Suno" in the credits I assumed the other scenario.Now I will close this topic for real.>>585693238That would be funny.
GET A ROOM ALREADY!!
>>585693791Okay, but you have to watch us.
>>585693791>THAT BLIND OLD FOOL, HE'S RUSHING THEM! >HE'LL RUIN EVERYTHING!>Wormtail!>CRUCIO
>>585693421HNNNNNNNG
>>585693559Not sure why do you feel a compulsion to keep going "uhm ackshully" about the fact it's synthesis....Yes WE FUCKING KNOW.You are being annoying.>But muh artistsThey'll live.Beginner level Photoshop jobs at corporations got culled by AI not the music industry and field.
>>585693421I already yearn.
>>585677875Really cool anon, looks comfy
>>585687250The assets are placeholders, obviously. I don't want to make finalized assets until the code is finished. Here is a sample of my skill level when it comes to R07 style sprites: https://files.catbox.moe/xvu93r.png (Of course, this isn't my natural art style, I'm just mimicking his.)It is Renpy. I have edited the code so that it looks as such. I am doing this for myself.I suppose it is my fault for posting before I had something more final to show. I apologize.
>>585697481You should be whipped like a mongrel dog in the streets
for me, this is the perfect Malfoid fanartmakes me year like nothing else>>585668359I don't know why but for me Draconia wouldnt be a brilliant student, but she *would* be the best potioneer: controlling, measuring, the only facet of control she has over her life is when she's working on her cauldronGranger could never, for her is a matter of getting good scores, for Draco is pursuing and order and control she could never find in her manorsome might even catch her with a faint smile when she's cutting belladonna with her silver cutting knife
>>585699496Big fan of the happy family HarryxMalfoid art. Them lil yearniggers made it, it's cute
>>585697481Ignore mr. no fun allowed, you seem to know what you're doing so I hope it turns out well for you
>>585687250NTASure faggot. How about YOU share your fucking Cyberpunk 2077 level project with the class then? Come on.Do it, bitch.
>>585701456It was funny fuck you
>>585700532not sure you're quoting the right person, bud>>585693421I'm about to print myself some yearning
>>585688965KEK
>>585701586>NTAAre you their bitch or something? Are you planning to suck them off right here? If they posted their designs publicly, that means they are prepared to hear other people’s opinions.On top of that, all they’ve done so far is post some shitty screenshots and half-baked ideas. So fuck off, you cheerful clown.
once again, Malfoid would not be into harry at all.
>>585707674They've clearly just started, and they've said as much, so perhaps reserve your judgement for the time being. Even that admittely barebones screenshot is far more contribution to this thread than you've probably ever offered. Stop being a miserable little bitch.
>>585708882Ginny...
>>585699496I'm not feeling potions for Malfoid to me potions is Hermione's subject right up until Harry starts one upping her in half blood prince, Divination, Astronomy or Ancient Runes seem more like kinds of subject Malfoid would top Hermione in
>>585709654
>>585707674>Utter nothing to sayYou can fuck right off then, you tantruming toddler. Who the fuck are you to make demands?
>>585709858
>>585703417>Mfw most Malfoid figures that popped up for preorder are degenerate
>>585710563do you consider that degenerate? it's just a copy of fan art I found, but I agree the figures are too lewd for my tasteswith the right tools you can do anything anon
Peak keeps droppinghttps://youtu.be/lwlho6EXdJ0
>>585710563Welcome to the reality of garage kits. Unless a proper figure making company makes a licensed product you'll only get NSFW.
>putting fake shids in the owlery and setting off a dungbomb
Club Events in 36 minutes.
>>585713436As I said, the ones up for preorder. Was obviously not including your model, just hooking onto the point of Malfoid figs. Degenerate shit like this:https://collectorfigures.com/product/malfoy-genderbent-version/https://collectorfigures.com/product/gender-swapped-draco-malfoy/https://collectorfigures.com/product/blonde-girl-malfoy/
>>585718116this is the best one I've seenhttps://www.orzgk.com/product/absurd-studio-green-outfit-magical-girl-original/
>>585703873Thanks for (you)ing my stupid effortpost.
>>585718116Just buy the SFW version and stop whining....Garage kits are in the vast majority of cases the shit the figure brands don't sell. That keeps their market alive.
>>585719860it was funny anon i liked it too
>>585710563>>585718116>when penis is erect, men do and say irrational impulsive thing they would much less likely do and say otherwise>impulsivity is good for sales of non-essential goods>hence, add penis-erecting features to your non-essential goods
>>585719823Yeah, but even that has a no skirt option.>>585719983No, fuck you, I ain't supporting this shit. I'd rather print a model, even know a few good places around. Problem is I can't paint for shit.
The madman did it again:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwlho6EXdJ0
>>585718116these all pretty fucking tame, the way you where framing it I half expected them to double as pen holders
>>585720746Well you are in no place to complain then, puritan boy.
>>585443679>>585464759Honestly, I've been trying to write my own fanfic of an Emiya Kiritsugu type character set in the Hogwarts universe. We all love gun mages here, right? >>585445336I love school settings and I love Malfoid rewrites, but I can enjoy a wide variety of things. I'd argue that middle aged manchild with a midlife crisis is just as, if not more indulgent than youthful romance, but who is to say one cannot enjoy both?
>>585718116POTTAH
>>585473268Agreed, honestly. Harry's got Malfoid, Luna, and fuck, even Ginny if you really want fem!Ron. I'd say that's a harem enough.>>585640365Female hands wrote this post. Potentially even brown female hands.>>58564578399% of all insults on 4chinchin are a result of projection, in my experience.
>>585725104Narcissa WILL get those grandchildren.
>>585725475>Harry's got Malfoid, Luna, and fuck, even GinnyWe can also restore the lost timeline and give him Hermione too.Then curveballs like [insert random canon girl].
This pictures initially made me wonder about wizard weddings, but then I remembered that Bill and Fleur's wedding is literally described in the book.>>585720662Nice.
>>585729209Fuck, it didn't get sent.
>>585729379
>>585718116eww, yikes. the last one is "decent" until they show her half nakedand i knwo it sounds gay as hell butMalfoid figurines shouldnt lewd herbut thanks anyway, I know selling these kind of stuff online can be problematic for coyrights, and you have to lewd them to sell them.>>585719823this one looks decent but the pose is..unladylikealso,>Tengwar alphabet for parseltoungue, which she doesnt even speakabsolutely haram>>585709858see heres the thing, Harry acing potions never sat right with me and the whole thing about the diary of a mysterious slytherin studen,t that always reminded me of the second book and I always found that cheap as hell from rowlingso yeah, I'll stand by my point, femDraco is absolutely a better potioneer than that mudblood Granger>>585709905based>>585720746>I'd rather print a model, even know a few good places around. Problem is I can't paint for shit.yeah, thats a lot of work and after priming you see all the little imperfections
>>585709905She holds that blanket in a particular way...She kissed back.
>>585667296Vidya!To be fair though I don't think my random screenshots and the pointless opinions coming with them are too interesting for most, but nobody told me to shut up yet either.Anyway, I remember HP1 having a more wondrous and mysterious atmosphere than HP2. However the graphics were admittedly a bit better in the second (just look at that very flat bush sculpture here).I think I remember liking this version of the castle from the outside a bit better regardless. Maybe it's the spiked railing on the walls and the slightly wilder look.
>>585732540Flat bush is tasteful though
Barty Jr is a true follower of his lord
>>585734460I haven't watched the movies in so long since I was a kid that it only just hit me that Barty Jr was played by David Tennant so now I can't take his performance seriously
>>585734781wait... fuck
Every kid dreams of passing through a gigantic empty log during their adventures.Water always looked nicer to me in video games compared to fire, though.>>585733857True, and even the trees if you don't look too close. The flat map border vegetation instead (not very noticeable in this picture) looks a bit more artificial, but maybe I'll be able to show better it later.>>585734460It was a weird choice to clearly show who was summoning that in the movie: it's like the cutscenes always showing the culprit at the beginning of the cases in Ace Attorney, why would you do tha-... fuck anon's right, it's Tennant.
Hello, has Merula been rescued from that shitty mobile game yet? I vaguely remember something about a fan VN being made?
>>585734460Guess he wouldn't try to kill Malfoid in a 'what if Malfoid was the Hogwarts champion'-scenario, then.
Okay, who puts these superflous signs showing where to flipendo? Hagrid? Maybe he should just make the way to his house more accessible instead, it must be a hassle to lift the logs back up everytime rather than just locking his door. >>585735610Not sure if you are referring to one of the games in the links in the OP (I've never tried either), but in any case know that now >>584162040 also exists.In this place rather than old and busted Merula we're more likely to discuss the hot new sensation, Malfoid (and other Harry Potter videogames, allegedly).
>>585737660He didn't kill Cedric. It was Pettigrew.
>>585737709This was the second log with a flipendo sign in a row: at this point I choose to believe it wasn't just a useless tip for the player, but deliberate environmental storytelling.>>585738075Maybe he got confused by the fact that in the third trial he tries to sabotage (not kill) all of Harry's opponents in order for him to get the portkey.
>>585708882Yeah, she'd be in wuv wit him
>>585737660Malfoy isn't old enough to join the tournament in the canon, you needed to be 16, and Harry's entry was rigged in as a 4th school via a Confundus Charm. An accidental Malfoid as a Hogwarts Champion scenario is not possible.
>>585725475>Female hands wrote this post. Potentially even brown female hands.Clearly not, considering how sexually charged it was. That was written by man who is extremely frustrated
>>585689561Me too... I was hoping Legacy would have it but instead I just have to headcanon everything. At least we have AO3.>>585697481>I suppose it is my fault for posting before I had something more final to show. I apologize.Ignore the haters; it's nice seeing in-progress work! Of course things don't just snap into existence in a fully complete and polished state; I don't know why people expect it to... I have had the same thing sometimes with people complaining about <obvious placeholder asset> being low quality. The conspicuous nondescript white cube is in fact not a finished 3D model — shocking!I would much rather see what people are working on than not even if it's heavily unfinished.>>585732540>I don't think my random screenshots and the pointless opinions coming with them are too interesting for most, but nobody told me to shut up yet either.I actually kinda like hearing about these games because I haven't played them myself and know very little about them...
>>585739621Neither is an actual female Malfoy, you buzzkill
>>585418373she's just like me fr fr
Holding hands with Malfoid in the secret cave by the glowing water in front of Hagrid's secret stash of all-flavours beans (soon to be robbed).>>585740471>I actually kinda like hearing about these gamesThat's nice then: to be honest I have to limit myself a lot about which to post, but otherwise I've saved a whole lot of screenshots of little places that feel nostalgic or simply look nice to me.
>>585741967Proposing to merge chocolate frogs cards collections to Malfoid in front of the secret waterfall cave a bit further (sorry for the scandalous daring step).
She drives me crazy
>>585743881this but mega
>>585742880Personally, what drives me crazy is that you cannot flipendo Hagrid's pigs. Such a travesty.Worst flaw in the game so far.If I recall correcty, they partially rectify this absolute mockery of the player in the second game (complete with angry squealing), but tecnically I think there you Rictusempra them rather than Flipendo'ing them. Which turns it even more weird, because in the games Rictusempra is treated as a regular minor offense spell like in the movies, while in the books it just tickles you and makes you laugh.So you get to bully the pigs, but not in the funny way.It's also weird, because technically Flipendo does not get scapped in the second game like Incendio and Wingardium Leviosa, but you simply use it less and less than the new Rictusempra. Probably they wanted to make the player feel like they'd learned a new powerful spell to use on enemies, and there were simply no other candidates from the books. In the movie they switched the effect of Rictusempra into some sort of Stupefy-lite in order to make the duel with Draco to look more serious, so I guess that's why they went with that in the games too.So yeah, 'fraid no flipping pigs nor ticking them. Huge missed opportunity.
>>585741967>>585742750Wow lewd...
Migrate whenever>>585745497>>585745497>>585745497>>585745497
>>585743881Awful
Confess your threadly sins
>>585746627Should they be Harry Potter related?If so, I was cringe.
>>585748313what Harry Potter related cringe did you do?
>>585748410gooning to mega
>>585748410I was cringe about Harry Potter in these Harry Potter threads by posting Harry Potter cringe opinions.I'm retarded, I meant to say "thread-related" in the question.
>>585737709>>585738425>Harry. Could you get me some more fireseeds?
>>585750808This darn lazy hobo
