Captain Norm EditionPreviously on /trek/: >>223961780
star trek sex with shran
I could fix her.
>>223991425He did fix her.
>>223991425She doesn’t need fixing.
>>223991053Learn how to take a fucking hint you diaper wearing freak.
>>223991676It's too late, they clearly have an insider helping them to force the meme or they're a janny themselves
>>223991425>Mirror Universe episodes are ba-
Horny Riker episodes are my favorite
>>223994051So every episode where Frakes has a scene with a woman?
picard should have been run out of the service for what he did in the perfect mate.
>>223993231Only Resurrection (boring) is bad
>>223994128anon's favorite episode is These Are the Voyages...
>>223994051Unga bunga Riker rape!
>>223994459What possessed them to go with this ending? Why did they tie it in with a random TNG episode?
>>223994622What possessed them to do any of the absolutely terrible stupid shit on that show that they did? Berman didn't give a fuck
>>223994682> Berman didn't give a fuckThis is Braga erasure and I won’t stand for it. Berman may have had ultimate control but there two executive producers on Enterprise.
>>223994771I blame Berman because his gross boomer sensibilities shine through in the entire show
>>223994793What does this even mean.
>>223994851you'd know if you watched Enterprise
>>223994851It means he didn't like the good parts.
>>223994851It means he's like>EWWW NAKED WOMEN?? GROSS GROSS GROSS!!!
Berman boobtrek is kino, uggos belong in conventions, not on tv
>>223995231then explain why T'Pol has the worst boobs of anyone in Trek
I figured out why nu-Trek sucks.Attempts to appeal to the youth have *always* been the worst parts of Trek. (Chekov, Wesley, Jake, Harry Kim) and nu-Trek leans into that 1000 times worse than previous shows.
This is what doing nothing wrong looks like.
>>223995438I run a Pakled deck myself.
>>223994793The worst, most boomery thing about Enterprise is the trash intro. Characters like Archer, Sisko, and Tom Paris liking boomer shit like baseball and film serials is fine.
>>223995480I wish they had cards of the aliens from Voyager with the super mega pollution spaceships.
>>223995514Those spaceships kept a lot of Malons employed.
>>223995514>>223995614The Malons were cool. Kino Sludge focused race. They probably have grimy apartments where they eat pickled Silverfish.
I would've stayed in the past. Fuck McCoy and his feelings.
If this guy popped up in Voyager Neelix would have made a stew out of him.
>>223995438fucking cardys
>>223996206It's wild that I was just talking about adding Rabbit People to my setting today and here I see this image.
>>223991425rape correction
>>223995373and the annoying little nigga on Voyager
>>223996273Garak was the one getting raped corrected and he admitted he liked it
>>223996291The Borg kids on Voyager are fine and they're only there for like one whole season
>>223996035>absolute bottom of the barrel shit The Savage Curtain>followed by extremely kino All Our Yesterdays>followed by retarded Turnabout IntruderTOS season 3 is a wild ride
>>223996269I am you.
>>223996320Why is it that "Arena" worked, but "The Savage Garden" didn't? They were both morality plays.
What was the point of Wesley appearing in ST:Picard? Did they owe him something?
>>223996439There was no point to anything in Picard. It was all 'member Wesley Crusher?'I like how they gave Worf white hair and made him keep dozing off when canonically he'd be in his Klingon 40s more or less.
>>223996331:')
>>223996439>>223996455nutrek should stay on reddit where it belongs.
vgh... I just imagined cuddling with Tall Red Haired Woman who has pale skin, fweckles, prominent front teeth, and prominent clavicle as it is snowing outside and we are watching TNG...
this forced discord meme of yours will never catch on
>>223996291Naomi gets a pass for being a cutie patootie
>>223996573what are you talking about?
>>223991446Fixed her personality, or fixed her like you fix a dog?
>>223995438I'm already disappointed that the flavor text isn't>A true victory is to make your enemy see they were wrong to oppose you in the first place. To force them to acknowledge your greatness.
>>223994461Since in Genes future people don't care about death, and just act like nothing happened, is it the same for rape?
>>223994771Pretty sure both B&B had a hand in this episode, and were proud of it, before everyone told them how much it sucked.
another reason Berman deserves more of the blame is because he has so much experience acting as the gatekeeper that kept absolutely terrible ideas from ever being carried out and then when it comes to Enterprise he apparently has no discernment whatsoever when it comes to his own ideas
>>223996717The latter. That jizzpig can't do her job if she's knocked up.
>>223996902This is why the Executive Producer should exclusively act in an editorial/curational sense instead of actually getting involved in the creative process directly as a writer.
>>223991425Kira does not look like a Fairy Red Head.She does not have that toothiness to her. That wild Fairy Beauty.Same with the Irish woman from that TNG Episode. Looked way too docile.
>>223997029are you indian? because you seem indian
>>223997050No, but I created Indians.
>>223997054Satan... How long have you been a fan of Trek?
>>223997118I'm not Satan. I'm God. They drew my sigil in Wewelsburg Castle.
>>223997134I created Indians as a brazen reminder that Earth is to be discontinued. They expose its most grotesque faculties without shame or facade.When I ascend, it will be discontinued.I've been a fan of Trek for awhile. The body I'm currently possessing started watching Trek with ENT on Netflix.
>>223997185>The body I'm currently possessing started watching Trek with ENT on Netflix.
>>223997217
My chosen people have the same energy as Q Jr. and I loved seeing this scene. It is very endearing.
>>223997242>Have none of you built ships in the bottle when you were kids?!He asked angrily, as if it was the most common hobby.
>>223997307Picard is a deeply unrelatable character.
>>223997340He’s somewhat relatable to the sort of people who watch Star Trek.
Trek perhaps got too close with this one it seems. Maybe someone told them to turn around.
I keep getting the feeling that Weynoun was playing meek.That the Vorta were really something more than just Tree dwelling monkey people fashioned into diplomatic servants.
>The Vorta were the ones puppeteering the Changelings all along
>>223997487Well, I suppose there is the baldness.
Star Trek>I'm not a changeling, I'm Krajensky, a human!>I'm not a changeling, I'm Martok, a Klingon!Real life>I'm not Jon Leibowitz, I'm John Stewart!>I'm not David Cohen, I'm Taika Waititi!Woah.............................
>>223997566https://youtu.be/lCC_RZF9zh0 .....
>>223997487His interest in ancient dead civilizations is probably one of the only things relatable as far as I'm concerned.
>>223997516>I keep getting the feeling that Weynoun was playing meek.you "get the feeling" of something thats totally obvious and intentional? That's good I guess
>>223997671I'm talking about when he says Vorta have bad sight or that they have no aesthetic sense.
>>223997682he was actually trolling about the eyesight thing.
>>223996591she is really cute tbqhwy
>>223991053This post is extremely low quality.
>>223995373
it was a getting butthurt over based sexpot shran hazard
>>223994292
They deleted the malfoid thread so honestly I'm #teammods at this point, well done lads
>>223999020Well. he's jacked...
>>223999106there have been a lot of Skinner threads lately and it's been delightful
>>223999135I've been conditioned to receive pleasure from Skinner threads. Like I'm in some sort of Pavlovian box. I shall call it a Skinner Appreciation Container.
I don't want to "lie down". That's what shranny would like. Another /trek/poster hiding in a corner. Xe's probably in here laughing at me right now!
>>223999217vedek hats look like bajoran wrinkles
What fraternities call Starfleet Academy home?
>>223999260Omega Omega Omega
>>223999007This post is extremely low quality.
it was a lack of quality hazard
>>223999344Don't threaten other users. My favorite star trek vacation world is Risa.
>>223991053star trek sex with wesley
>>223999413>My favorite star trek vacation world is Risa.I liked the Dude Where's My Car world because Dave Foley is kino
I can't tell who's jannying who anymore.
>>223995817>They probably have grimy apartments where they eat pickled Silverfish.If they're to be believed, their homeworld is a garden paradise planet because they ship all the toxic waste offworld.
that meme of the guy walking with his girlfriend where Tuvok is the guy, his girlfriend is "having a normal day" and the girl he's looking at is "mindmelding with violent psychopathic murderers"
>>223999260Alpha Beta Delta and Alpha Beta Gamma
>>223999506Janeway is the guy, his girlfriend is destroying Voyager, the other girl is destroying Voyager.
>>223999260Gamma Rays
>tfw Neelix has moved into your quarters and started having violently disruptive sex with a female Klingon passenger
Patrick Stewart died
Damn.Back to back
RIP
its so over bros
star trek sex with patrick stewart's corpse
I had no idea he had Alzheimer's and dementia
>>223999711F
I am sad
>>223999799Why else would he have agreed to Picard?
beam me up o'brien
>>224000003money
shame he ruined his legacy before dyingalso L o L that shatner is still alive
>>224000127Takei is still alive
I think the world is ending. Something is wrong.
Fuck man we'll never get to see him on Frakes and Spiner's podcast
Damn, what a fucking blow.
Farewell, mon capitaine...
>>224000253Thank god
>>224000073At his age? C'mon.
>>224000243>With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.
>>224000243>I think the world is ending. Something is wrong.Because people get old and die? Really?
>>224000243
>>224000375except Sir Patrick was always old so you know...we thought he was immortal lol
It is fitting that Sir Patrick Stewart died of brain failure 25 years to the day that Chris-Chan (PBUH) got fired from Wendy's. Let us pray.
>>224000465
Oh no oh no oh no oh fucking no
>>224000332he had a wife and kids.
Oh man, this sucks.
I was joking when I said Shatner will outlive the TNG cast too, but man it's starting to look that way
Temba, his arms wide
Yes I stole it from the sticky, what of it?
>>224000384THE FUCK
>>224000384bleak
WHT THT EUFKC I JUST HEARD NTHE NEWSPICARD WA SMY CHILDHOOD HERO NO NO NO
YOU'RE A DEAD MAN, STEWART. A D E A D MAN.
he was 90. he lived a good life
Jesus Christ, two star trek actors in one week. WTF.
>>224000778I know right, two sick old men died of old age. Definitely a conspiracy theory
>>224000736Just a kid.
>>224000878
>>224000820No, just sad to see two legends go out one after another.
Jesus Christ, Shatner really gonna be the last one of the old guard to die, isn't he? Who's next, Janeway?
So no Picard season 4 I take it?
He's dead Jim...
>>224000820They always come in threes, who's the third gonna be?Please be Takei, for the love of God let it be him.
no picard, no professor x, no avery bullock
>Fagkei outlived PicardThis shit ain't fair. Bill, you need to stay alive so that faggot doesn't win.
>>224000974Kate won't go down without a fight.
One of the very rare cases were I actually am kind of down because of a celebrity death although I've only seen him in TNG and Extras.R.I.P. captain
Turn on the news. It doesn't matter what channel.
Im actually crying, god dammit
Next one better be Picard
wheatons post where he makes it all about himself will make me fucking seethe, probbly post a photo of him crying like kevin smith at star wars
>>224001544*shatner
>>224000127short people tend to live longer
>>224000127Avengers: Doomsday will save his reputation.
bros...
>>224001740calm down
I wonder how many lights did he saw, when he crossed into the undiscovered country.
>>224001645Yeah, it's part of our punishment from the gods. We also stay very sharp mentally
It is clear that Avenger's Doomsday is now a MUST watch.
>>224001521
>>224001802not even jesus could get me to watch that shit
>>224001802Why do you think they offed him, genius?
>Mon Capitan's final role is fucking capeshiti have to go see that shit now fuck
>First Chekov and now PicardDamn, double kill
>>224001801Spite fuels the bitter engine of my soul
>old man diesrip to the survivors
No :(
>>224001920they come in threes. shatner is about to bite it
>>224001382It's just going to be Trump and a bunch of Israel bullshit>turn on news>immediately cuts to commercials for five minutes>comes back and it's a segment about some bitch running for mayor in LA hosted in front of a highway and cars keep drowning out her quips so she's just staring at the camera with a weirdly aggressive and smug grin while cars woosh behind herI hate live tv so much it's unrealI don't care if cunts are dropping nukes on each other, I'm starting a TNG rewatch
>>224001997he'll live into his 100s.
>>223991041Been a really awful week for you guys hasn’t it. At least Shatner is still alive.
It's the end of an era.
how would the enterprise react to his death?
>>224001997Shatner will outlive Takei
>>224001822Wow is this really from hunter x hunter?
>>224002047ended long ago though
i was literally just thinking about patrick stewart dying yesterday too. sorry, i guess.
>>224001997My money's on a major BTS person like Berman or Westmore.
>>224001802>People buy tickets for A: Doomsday>Wait for "In memory of..." card to play>Leave without watching the movie
>>224002062
>>224001610*shats in your mouth*
>>224002208If only it was Kurtzman
The Dubsminion has endured for 2,000 posts and will continue to endure long after we wipe our tears for Sir Patrick Stewart.
>>224002086Takei is definitely next and soon. He's basically picrel now.
>>224001603Bazinga!
>>224002272the ship... should already automagically notify Bev if it is getting too hot. Wtf..?
>>224000346Uriel Septim's death was necessary though
I'm starting to feel it, bros... the horrible inertia of mortality.
>>224002292I unironically love Star Trek V
>>224001337He was quite enjoyable in American Dad as well. It's sad to see him go.
I was going to wait for the new year to binge TNG again but fuck it, we ball
FuckRIP Captain Picard
so it's clear he got dementia thanks to weed
>>224002428It's my favorite of all the Star Trek films although they're all inferior to the average 'sode of TOS or 90s Trek IMO.
Picard before Wesley? Unfair.
>>224002428I don't love it but I honestly prefer it to any of the TNG films, even First Contact
>>224002568Wesley died long before his body will
*humming stops*
If Patrick hated George Takei he'd be alive right now
>>224002545>>224002573TFF is the closest thing to a TOS episode than the other movies which were more "serious" (with the exception of TVH of course)Boomers really, really fucking hated it in 1989 though. Like REALLY REALLY hated it.
F
Stewart got dementia and became retarded from having to participate in Star Trek Picard. Many such cases. Really sucks that the best character in American Dad is now dead.
>>224002801>best character in American Dadnah
>>224002801I hated all three seasons of that dreckPstew was old and feeble and shaking all the time, and Picard was put through humiliating situationsJust an awful, awful mean spirited pile of shit
DS9 - the visitor
Somewhere out there, even Q cries.
mike status?
PEEcard's trial is over
>>223991041Original X-Men rewatch??????
>>224002801>Really sucks that the best character in American Dad is now dead.roger is still alive
celebrity deaths don't really get to me unless there really sad circumstances or something, but I think I might be actually sad when Jeff dies.
I naively thought we would get one all captains movie well there goes that
>>224003192why
>>224002988And Q wept, for there were no more Picards to pester.
Hey paramount spies: have Shatner show up and fix the damn timeline before he goes. 10 minute speech, done.
>>224003192that's deep delusion. nothing will ever get sisko to do star trek again
>>224003192Go play Star Trek: Legacy, it's basically that.
>>224003258VRchat is in mourning.
>>224003262Brooks told nutrek to fuck off and they had to source a quote from one of his jazz records instead lmao
https://youtu.be/JkwBPSPZxqc?si=yx2Czs6VTyuep4-J
I have one minute before the pill that lets me feel emotions wears off: Captain Picard got me through some tough times ..COME CHEER UP ME LADS IS TO GLORY WE STEER And yes I know that was just an alien pretending to be picard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqxRg_lxOqYPay your respects boys
Wonder if they are going to remove this scene from Star Trek Picard.
>>224003503I hope they remove the whole series
>>224003503>they had kirk and picards bodies kept on ice in the secret evil section 31 lair>everyone just shrugs and moves onI FUCKING HATE THAT SHOW HATE HATE HATE HAAAAATE I FUCKIIIIING HATE IIIIIIIIT
That's the first Star Trek captain down. Grim.
Stargazer prequel series with young Picard as second in command when? For some reason Riker, Data and Worf keep showing up on his ship every second episode.
>>224003467galaxy class sized Fhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l588bK2g2Q
>>224003637>kate mulgrew 700lbs>shatner 600lbs>picard fat shames everyone>diesKek what a bitch.
Avery Brooks: 78Kate Mulgrew: 71Scott Bakula: 72William shatner: 95Just leaving this here...
>>224003783Bashirfaggot: 36
>>224003262Sigourney Weaver said nope to any more Alienziz if they ever made an Aliens vs. Predator movie.An enormous hemorrhage of cash fixed that.
>>224003783I think Katie will be the last of the captains.
>>224003783Brent spiner 77Do you think his survivors would let me take some of his hair to clone him?
>>224003830i don't think sisko cares about the money
>>224003783The only captains that matter are Kirk and Picard, since the only ship that matter is the Enterprise, and the retcon Archer bullshit does not count. TOS won.
>>223992702how did they get away with it
He's next.
>>224003783Bill will win.
Kirk is the best captain. Janeway is the most similar to Kirk therefore she is the second best captain. Sisko and Picard can fight over 3rd place but I lean towards giving it to Sisko.
>>224003259archer and janeway are better positioned to fix the timeline. actors are still young enough to do it also.
>>224003932'fraid so
>>224003872New to the Hollywood mind, eh?
>>224001382THEY HIT THE FUCKING PROMENADE
>>224004033President Archer will save the franchise.
How quickly we forgot about Chekov
>>224002272i really like this image
>>224003970Sisko is the best captain youre just racist against cajuns.
>>224004135He's creole. Siskos creole kitchen
>>224004135Sisko is an honorary aryan
>>224002280based dubsminion poster, thank you for that in these dark and trying times
>>224003258That's it?
this feels like browsing arsenal thread on sp after a heavy loss
>Beam me up, Will.;_;
>>224004441Instances only hold 40 people and there are 40 of them right now, honestly more people than I've seen on this game in a long time
So I guess that means there won't be a Picard season 4?
>>224004719Starring Tom Hardy
>>224004719you could do it with stop motion
>>224004770why did this dumb post make me laugh
>>224004719The next season will be animated.
Do you think this will spur them to release a 4K physical release of TNG?
>>224000481>84 years oldhe might be next
>>224004719
>>224003258There's nobody at any of the Star Trek sims on SL right now. Looks like the UFS just had a memorial event a couple weeks ago.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29-iFOEOgIMHe will never be forgotten.
>>224004865most realistic to hope for is TBOBW movie in 4k
>>224005014A hood classic
>>224005003Thoughts on SL vs VRC?
>>224005147for homos vs for faggots
>>224005147SL is fucking cratering, feels like it's dying so fast, no idea about VRChat
>>224003452Fucking kek
Such a shame. I always wanted to suck Patrick Stewart's cock before he died. Oh well.
>>224005188You haven't thought about making the move?
>>224005147SL has two decades of lore that VRChat can't compete with. Things feel preserved, they've been important to generations of people and there's a sense of interacting with history, both alive and forgotten. SL wears the scars of cycles of love and pain and people just trying to make it through the storm, it's more interesting to me than some flash new gloryhole simulator for furries.
>>224004770this has given me some thoughts that are awesome and terrifying.
>>224005278Hi, Takei. You might get your chance in hell if you kill yourself right now.
>>223991425That turd cutter exploding out of that outfit.
he apparently died of cringe after seeing this
>>224005390If it's dying as >>224005188 says, you may not have any choice other than to migrate.
As a resident of California, Auberjonois decided to seek medical aid in dying under the California End of Life Option Act. On December 6, 2019, he spent his final hours with his family at his home in Los Angeles reminiscing over photos and listening to music. He then took the medication prescribed for assisted suicide and died two days later at the age of 79.
>>224005520who in the hell plays blue/red/white decks?
>>224005540>and died two days later
He's dead
>>224005602at least they use the correct word instead of "nonbinary"
>>224005582Jeskai isn't the worse tri-color.
>>224005582PATRIOTS
He was and will always be the best captain
A momentous day in /trek/ history.
>>224005532I'm not concerned with how long it'll last, I'm just enjoying the time I get to spend there. Every couple months there's a new SL killer but we're all still here. Well, most of us.
>>224005678riprip
>>224005540He should have taken Quark with him
>>224005342>>224005532VRC just seems like dudes pretending to be women so they can coom, just does not seem appealing.
Guys my computer is acting funny...
>>224005763meany
>>224005671Nah Benjamin Sisko mogs this nonce.
NEW>>224005902>>224005902>>224005902
>>224005278I feel this way about a different trek actor but I at least have the decency to take it to my grave
