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star trek necrophilia with still warm pat stew
shran is too sad to fuck
star trek sex with shran
He would be the strongest, most influential being in the universe if not cucked by Starfleet rules and command structure.
>>224005951*punches him in the back*
>>224005945>>224005917
Forever my model
>>224005908holodeck flagging up your account with that one
>>224006050it's what director bullock would have wanted
>>224006034>don't acquire wealth bro>just acquire status, rank and power like me!Hardly a stoic.
>>224006034he worked to be captain not just for the benefit of mankind but for his ego and because he liked being the shot-caller
>>224005951he's cucked by his own smarmy bicentennial man-esque morality and emotion-chasing
Oh yeah time for R-dawg to step into the limelight. I'M NUMBER ONE BITCH!
>>224006100>he liked being the shot-callerDukat was a better shot caller and also burned local.
>>224006106I dislike him and Brent Spiner ever since I watched their podcast.
I'm so sorry /trek/ bros. I'm here to share your grief.
>>224006100 Ego is good.
Share your pain about PStew, /trek/.
>>224006236dude looks like he would def make Almond Butter Sandwiches in a Tree House.
>>224006199>I'm here to share your grief.Oh no, he said the thing.
these guys were ludokino. Imagine them eating pickled silverfish at their grimy apartments in their sludge filled polluted cities?
A Malon city running on pure sludge and toxic fumes.
>Looking up Warui Picard>He died in February 2020Was Star Trek: Picard just an elaborate maneuver by Picard to destroy his evil counterpart.
>>224006236>McFarlane Picard looks horrifying and has two giant holes in his ass>Super7 Picard has a weird bump defect in most of the production run that makes it look like he has a giant dick>Playmates Picards are all outdated and a weird scale>Nacelle's Picard is at least two years away at the earliest
In honor of Picard what's the best TNG episode?
>>224006525Still got me a Playmates Picard in the box, bought it at a comic shop like 20 years ago now.Has the 4.95 pricetag on it from a Hills department store from the 90s.
>>224006576Code of Honor
>>224006576When there are so many very good episodes of a TV show or songs by a band, you can't have a "best episode" or "best song." Cheapens the whole thing.TNG is a long album with 7 tracks. Listen to all of them.
>the guy who played Batai died a few days ago>now Kamin diesInner Light was real
>>224005945You couldn't just shut the fuck up for one single thread you repulsive freak?
I heard Patrick Stewart died today. Can anyone credibly confirm or deny this?
>>224006576Data's Day
>>224006222sure but it leads to wanting to have more than your neighbor so i got to question the wisdom in such an anti-materialistic attitude
>>224006853He's with the prophets now.
>>224006869I'm an idealist. I think in ideals rather than the fleeting facets of this Earth.Everyone can be equally abundant. There's no need to make it about 'wanting to have more than your neighbor'.
>>224006576the episode to watch to day is family, s04e02. i always hate it in the first half and then it becomes one of the best in the second half
>>224006791spill the beans
>>224006034The Federation is full of shit. I recently watched the 2 part episode with Mark Twain and it has a scene where Troi gives him the Federation pitch speech and it's nothing but lies. The Federation is full of war, poverty and disease. Fucking cunt.
>>224005951I mean yes. Lore’s self-ID as the better/perfected form of him is literally true. He can bid random lovecraftian space entities to merc entire planets and effortlessly starts to siphon away from and take over the fucking Borg. He’s only defeated by dumb luck and the Achilles heel of his (homosexual, incestuous, requited prior to Data’s memory wipe on omicron theta) love for his brother.He’s the most powerful entity in the trek universe.They made this insane setup and then wasted it on three corny villain of the week episodes.
>>224006909I've never been more aware of my own mortality.
>>224007033you gotta see the bigger picture /v/ro.
>>224007033Dying ain't so bad. It's livin that's the hard part.
>>224006936idealists usually use principles and ethics to compete with their peers. they shroud it in the common good when it's mostly personal
I need to rewatch Next Gen now to honor him, even though I was in the middle of an Enterprise rewatch. And then pretend Star Trek Picard never happened
I am about to finish Lower Decks.I will then earnestly watch Picard.
>>224007063The one ethic that cuts through all the 'uka shaka uka shaka' sociopathic garbage;"The only moral way for a conscious viewpoint to exist, is as a sovereign and free God."
>nutrek has been deletedhttps://www.handitv.com/allstartrek/quiz/is-this-character-from-deep-space-nine-enterprise-or-the-next-generation
>>224006992He’d have to not talk since his actual personality is awful, and be in the dark since he’s gross and old now. I just want to know the size and shape and smell.And it’s mostly so I can steal his dna and have a clone of him raised by an adoptive family and then come pick up my sex slave in 20 years. Ideally with some kind of gene editing to make him autistic.
>>224007266The Heroes and Icons channel doesn't acknowledge non heroes or non icons
>>224007290It's Robert Picardo
>>224007095You don’t have to do this to yourselfHelp is available
>>224007339Lower Decks has been enjoyable.After this, it is;Picard ---> SNW ---> Palette Cleanser with my 3rd Rewatch of ENT.
Zinda, his eyes redPicard, with the four lights
Watch Shatner go on Halloween
>>224007290Bill
>>224007386I don’t get completionism with watching everything.I’ll drop a show on the second to last season if it gets boring. No way I’m watching nutrek.
this is still gonna happen, right?
>>224007479>If Section 31 was successful
>>224007477>I’ll drop a show on the second to last season if it gets boring. No way I’m watching nutrek.That's ideal.some shows I've dropped, but some shows I only dropped for a while and then curiosity got the best of me.Westworld, amazing first season, then like 5 minutes into season 2 I dropped it for 7 years and binged the rest and my god it sucked.
>>224006165why? because they're based?
>>224007479>The Section 31 movie strangled a potential new TNG movie in the cradle.Another sin on the pile of that abomination's guilts.
>>224007745it's a mercy.
>>224007479What the fuck is there possibly left to say?The original show had the perfect ending, then the movies had unforgivably worse but still perfectly final and wrapped up ones.Then Picard…they dug up corpses to tie up loose ends that didn’t even exist and nobody cared about. Picard himself has almost nothing to do with anything happening. It’s rehashes and recycled plots with people that are visibly near death. Resurrecting Data and Lore just to destroy and botch and rape every single thing about them and give them an incomprehensible cosmic horror ending, just so Spiner didn’t have to act anymore and could be his gratingly normgroid self for the rest of the show.They’ve run out of material three times in a row; what “different atmosphere”? What “wrapped up with certainty”? Does Jean-Luc need to die of old age on screen? Because that won’t be enough anymore either, because they ran out of material so hard that death no longer existed in the TNG universe by the end of Picard. There were no stakes anymore. The horse is fucking dead.
>>224005902I was always a fan of Patrick Stewart. I loved watching him light up talk shows and variety shows as a kid. Didn’t even get into Trek until adulthood. Started with TNG so Picard will always be my Captain. What a legendary career.
I'm too sad to watch TNG reruns right now. Including X-Men movies. Can you guys imagine how badly TNG and the X-Men cast are taking this right now?Today, LITERALLY IS Captain Picard Day. Now and forever.
Remember the episode when Captain Picard accidentally went Warp 10?
They should have filmed the last few days of Patrick Stewart dying in his home and had actors from TNG show up in-costume to gaslight him into thinking he really is Picard and that he's hallucinating his life as an actor.Then edit the footage into a TNG-like Trek episode and make it out as Picard dying and hallucinating a different life. Then he just fucking dies at the end and everyone is sad lmao.Would have been kino.
>>224007704This is the first I’ve heard of anyone actually watching the rest of westworld. I think I gave up after season 2.Sometimes I’ll “””watch””” the rest of a show I can’t stand as like background noise while doing other stuff, retaining maybe a third of it. I almost got through the wire like that, since the peer pressure to consider it the greatest show of all time is so strong. But it was just cliche and droll and terrible.
shaka, when the walls fell
>Da Vinci is transported to an alium planet to continue his work and bravely saves Janeway from an alium and teams up with her to steal their stuff backthis episode is so based beyond belief
>>224007479motherfuckers Kurtzman should hang for this
>>224007999Literally what he would have wanted apparently.I wonder if they’re going to necro him for stuff like they did with leia’s actress. He’s such an institution that idk if people would even be mad.Especially his voice gigs. If American Dad used a voice clone I don’t think anyone would even care.
>>224008133This is so fucking stupid and cancerous and Reddit that it wraps around to being good and then wraps around again to being cancer.
>>224006576Tapestry
>>224008085yeah except the signs on the planet were inexplicably in englishsure hope someone was fired for that blunder
>>224008262english is nearly perfect language. makes sense for it to be everywhere
I don't like The Inner Light THERE I SAID IT
>>224008329its a bad star trek episode. basically only picard. the simulation family should have been played by the crew. adds a level of mental fuckery for picard.
>Da Vinci and Janeway escape on his flying machine and the aliens chasing them just stand there and roll their eyesgod I love this episode
>>224008401I also don't like how the illusion is broken by constantly cutting back to the bridge
>>224008329Not a BIG fan but I don't hate it though and it still does have a few good moments.
The Visitor mogs The Inner Light THERE I SAID IT
Would Janeway be into BBC raceplay?
>>224005902YOU YOUNG PUP!YOU YOUNG PUP!!
>>224008457probably had to have at least a certain amount of screentime for non Picard actors, it would have been better to not have those scenes at all though.
>I can't live out my days as that person. That man is bereft of passion... and imagination! That is not who I am!>I would rather die as the man I was than live the life I just saw.
I like this episode awot...
Her silence is deafening
/trek/ will never be the samehonestly sad
>>224008401but then you'd know it's all bullshit immediately with the decision they went with you're half like "what the fuck is happening" right until the end
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
>>224005902not a /trek/ poster. is star trek generations good?
>>224009155no lol. it's good if you watch it as a comedy
>>224009155no
like cake, Patrick Stewart will always be eternal
>>224009155My screenplay was better.
I hope they have Captain Picard Day in heaven.
>>224007004you're gay
I do NOT like seeing Neelix sad :(
>>224008300When I was a kid, and people told me what foreign words meant, I used to wonder why people didn't just use English words instead of all that gibberish.
Alright, this one HURTS. You know who will be next, right?
>>224009499Grow up
>>224009499TAKEI TAKEI TAKEI TAKEI TAKEI TAKEI TAKEI TAKEI TAKEI TAKEI TAKEI TAKEI TAKEI TAKEI TAKEI TAKEI TAKEI TAKEI TAKEI TAKEI TAKEI TAKEI
>>224009499by estrogen overdose
>>224005902fucking commies. I hate them so much.
>>224009523oh my
Damn, and I just watched this rather lame episode where I was shocked to see Data refusing to save Picard in favour of one of these things.
>>224009536how much did he see?
>>224009536Absolute chad.
>>224009575Everything. He's seen it all.
you just take your fingers... and blow ;_; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUTU8YEGrYY
>>224006909yes he was old>>224007033you might just be retarded
>>224009525by now he's certainly built up a tolerance for otherwise lethal doses of estrogen.
>>224009575He's seen things you people wouldn't believe.
>>224009725Powerful
>>224009725CMON MY CAPTAIN YOU CAN OUTLIVE THEM ALL
>>224009725You're next George.
>>224009155It's one of those movies that feels like it was written by people who didn't know what a movie was. Like they couldn't imagine how retarded the end fight would look to people watching it, let alone how insulting it would feel for such a big character to die like that..
>>224009725Oh my...
>>224005951that's like, the whole reason democratic systems and command structures exist.
Mortal Coil is a very good and very touching episode especially if you've ever been unaliving-minded yourself
Pluto is jumping between the best Picard episodes instead of playing TNG straight through like usual. Inner Light is up next and I'm not sure I can handle it.
>>224009876please don't spoil this movie for me, i haven't seen it
>>224010199Han Solo dies
>>224010199Riker gets knocked into a hydraulic press by a man throwing chairs with suspiciously low backs at him.
>>224010199Spock comes back to life as a retarded kid
>>224010199Data gets Beverly wet. Worf gets wet too.
>>224010199Geordi gets buck broken again.
>>224009876Might have something to do with the fact that both the writers and the director had worked on Star Trek as a TV show but had no experience in movies.
>>224006034>Life as a wagie is fucking unbearable. End me, Q.
>>224010604>The first thought forbidden, us all, irrevocably.
>>224010199Wesley and Riker get possessed by alien ghosts and have a DBZ battle in Ten Forward.
>>224006576Come on faga quit picking dramatic episodes. Celebrate the man, Captains Holiday hands down.
>>224009155yesn't
I just watched Darmok, Inner Light, and Chain of Command as part of my Picard kino marathon....this used to be an intelligent show. What went wrong?
>>224011212Just watched Darmok as well. I still believe that if you want to show someone one episode in all of Trek that perfectly summarizes what it was all about, that's the one.
>>224011212>What went wrong?Same thing as everything wrong with Hollywood now, gigantic out of control budgets and film periods and no understanding of audiences
>>224010499The only true and shocking spoiler. Still can't believe this was actually in the movie.
>>224006576Dunno about best episode but The Battle is peak Stewart
>>224010604Now post the butchered Starfleet Academy version.
Sir Patrick Stewart's passing caught me off guard. I knew he was getting up there in years by the simple measure of time, how long it's been since TNG began, but he always looked just like himself even as he got a little bit wrinklier in places. I wasn't even aware that he was only 4 years younger than Walter Koenig until I saw the "dead at 86" headlines. He's the first of the TNG Bridge crew to pass as well, 18 years after Majel Barrett (who has dedication cards at the end of several seemingly random episodes of TOS that I have downloaded), and the next eldest is John DeLancie (born 8 years after him). But I don't want to think of the rest of the cast as just counting down the days until they're gone, and so I tried to think about what I knew of Picard from the show to think of how I could see the Captain helping prepare things for his crew, on either their next great mission or some much deserved shore leave, but neither of those images sat right with me.Picard is such a great orator, I've found his speeches to be the most profound of all the captains I'm familiar with (Kirk, Him, Sisko, & Janeway), so I thought to try and find what he might've said on the subject of death. And from an episode I have yet to see, I found this clip which bring does me some comfort: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm5NDxdp4-EI hope it brings you all comfort too, may he rest in peace.
>>224010604>Did you just say my dad's name?! REEEEEEEEEEE I'LL FUCKING SEE YOU BURN PICARD
>>224011212>>224011326Now, don't get me wrong, because I love Voyager, but you can see the rot creep in there... more of a focus on action and explosions than intelligent conversations and thought provoking dilemmas, especially in the later seasons.Were they afraid that audiences were bored of the latter, or that the actors weren't good enough to make something like Chain of Command convincing?
>>224011513>inb4 DS9DS9 only has like five battle scenes in the entire show, in VOY any random episode has consoles exploding, the lights out and Tuvok going SHIELDS ARE DOWN TO 47%! Not that a little action is bad, but they become overly reliant on it.
>>224006236My pain?
>>224006236I wish the Picard show was never made, it trashes his character too much for me to ignore. A once confident, commanding personality reduced to a meek old man being yelled at by mostly women.
>>224009725
>>224011513I think some of it is that they legitimately couldn't think of much new shit that they hadn't already done on TNG. Oh no some aliens don't like us because we won't gibs them all our shit.Oh no there's a space lifeform that wants to rape the ship's engines.Oh no there's some political drama between two worlds.Oh no they're stuck on the holodeck.Oh no there's a big black hole sucking the ship in.Oh no a character is having some niche issue that only their own species can solve.Oh no there's a virus on the ship.Oh no it's a prime directive conundrum with some random aliens.Oh no this computer program might actually possibly maybe be sentient.Oh no the Borg are probing my asshole. Blowing everything up was a dumb solution to beating sameyness, but it was a solution.
>>224011610
>>224011610>Yo, dudes! I heard you guys had a job vacancy.
I'm crying now. I'm crying like a little boy. I haven't cried like this in a long time.
at least theyre all fine
>>224011713>>224011804Tasteless.
>>224005902RIP Captain Picard
>>224011894Bruh, Pat and Bill (when he arrives) would be loling at that from heaven.
>>224011697>Oh no there's some political drama between two worlds.when later TNG leans more into this and most of the episodes are very poor with bad actingMan of the People (Troi gets Dorian Gray'd) comes to mind
>>224011863Scott Sneedkula is on NCIS which is basically a hospice.
>>224011855>I'm crying now. I'm crying like a little boy. I haven't cried like this in a long time.Look if you feel this much about someone you've never met who didn't even know you existed, you're a better person than me. He made some good work and some stinkers. People who worked with him generally said he was a kind and nice man. He lived a long life and died when expected. Not yucking your yum - feel how you feel. But in terms of lives led, it seems like he did it right and ended it right.
>>224011945Either that or you're just painfully unfunny. Gotta be one of the two.
Have any of the TNG cast members said anything yet?
>>224011855I'm not one to cry in these circumstances but I do feel ya because this is probably the hardest a celeb/actor death has hit me yet. I found out by seeing the sticky in the catalog here and I honestly yelled out "What the fuck!?" right there. It's a combo of coming practically right after Koenig, me having been completely unaware that Stewart had dementia, and the presence he has had ever since my childhood (I was born too late to have seen TNG first-run but was exposed to constant reruns as a kid).
>>224011360Geordi does get buck broken by Malcolm McDowell though.
>>224012088>TASTELESS!!!>...>Nah I'm not mad ur just not funnyWay to move that goal post.
>>224005902Don't worry he'll be back as android version of himself.
>>224012247Damn almost like I'm a different poster entirely or something
So when do we use AI to make a new TNG sequel series that isn't Michael Chabon's shitty "deconstruction" or Terry Matalas' lame fan fiction?
Feel bad for Stewart but it's Shimerman and Brooks that'll really fuck me up when they go.
>>224012451Even if fake this is Based. Based to the Max.
Having my sourest mead in honor of Picard and his shit wine.
>>224010179Are you the one who put out that record?
>>224011390>Picard is such a great orator, I've found his speeches to be the most profound of all the captains I'm familiar with (Kirk, Him, Sisko, & Janeway), so I thought to try and find what he might've said on the subject of death.ST: Generations isn't very good but Picard has some good lines in it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHSX9e1TadA&t=34s
Starting tonight's episode "By Any Other Name", which I know nothing about. See you in an hour or so.>>224012864That's another great one, thanks for sharing it. Also, pretty neat that they reuse the name Farragut, which was Kirk's first ship he flew on after leaving the academy (as revealed in "Obsession").
>>224012864>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHSX9e1TadA&t=34sGod I wish they had solved the uniform issue. The mismash doesn't look good and Frakes having to wear Brooks' uniform is of course even worse.
>>224012864The TNG characters in Generations seem to act the closest to the way they were in the show. Which I guess makes sense, as it was filmed only like three weeks after All Good Things. Every movie after that seems to increasingly flanderize Picard, Data, Worf while flat out ignoring everyone else. Except Insurrection which gives all seven cast members something significant to do I guess. But I'm starting to ramble here
>>224013145>The TNG characters in Generations seem to act the closest to the way they were in the show. Which I guess makes sense, as it was filmed only like three weeks after All Good Things.Even the way it ends is like a TNG episode.
>>224007133we're all competing gods then because rivalry is everywhere
>>224009155it's alright. it could have have been good but the nexus is too cringe and contrived. that said it has good moments that retarded trekkies so it comes out as "okay"
>>224009155Decent execution of an absolutely terrible concept. Like, worse than Insurrection and Nemesis's concepts, and those weren't any good either.
The guy who played Icheb bombing on that Voyager panel is literally me in every group interaction.
>>224013691>The guy who played Icheb bombing on that Voyager panelThe one where he talks about his shorts?
>>224013572It was very compromised because they were basically working backwards from the studio's demands. Picard has to meet Kirk, blow up the Enterprise again, etc. The whole plot is just stretching connecting all those dots.
>>224011435Did she seethe at him because he said "man" in the speech?
>>224010604>>224011435Gonna be brutally honest lads, I think this episode is extremely overrated. It doesn't make any goddamn sense. There's no reason Starfleet would sanction a drumhead trial of that kind or send a veteran judge out into deep space just to supervise it, her motivations are weak and unconvincing, and the spread of paranoia and suspicion among the crew is very out of character to the officers we know. The whole foundation of the episode is kind of bullshit.
>>224014043It insists upon itself
Patrick Stewart is nullified...with any luck he'll glimpse the Wayafter
>>224012931You remember how in "I, Mudd", Norman the Robot commandeers the ship and takes them to Mudd's Planet before the first act is finished? Did you know that Kandel's original draft had it take 2 acts to get there, before David Gerrold rewrote the script to be tighter? Today's episode didn't have anyone shrink the timeline, so the first 2 acts on that random planet where the Kelvans are toying with Kirk and the away team while also taking over the ship end up feeling like a trip to the fireworks factory, but on further consideration it is necessary for several elements to get adequate establishment (the true forms of the Andromedan Kelvan Imperials, Spock discovering their lack of exposure to emotions, the cuboctahedron neutralization method) without it feeling like too much information at once, which would be too Rapid a pacing if they had gone all Muddy with it.But that still means the real show is when they get past the Galactic Barrier and it's just Scotty getting Tomar drunk, Kirk seducing Kelinda, and Spock pitting Rojan against Kirk to make him lose his cool. I didn't see the ending where Kirk convinces them of their humanity and uses that as an olive branch between the Federation and the Empire, getting Rojan to reconsider the earlier offer of cohabitation now that it's no longer against their nature. It's great to get such an uplifting moment after a long day like this one. The final line of "We're going home." referring to his crew and the first Kelvan colonizers is the cherry on top.The references back to earlier episodes were also really fun, the same barrier effect from "WNMHGB" which Kirk confirms his familiarity with in Act 1, and the same trick Spock tried in "A Taste of Armageddon" right down to namedropping Eminiar-VII. They didn't have to do it, but it's great that they did.
>>224014513*I didn't see that ending comingThat sentence got away from me there, lol.
>>224014043This is absolutely true. It's a lesser Measure of a Man.Measure of a Man itself makes very little sense if you consider that Data has been serving in Starfleet for over 20+ years at the time of his trial and his status as an individual, or his legal rights within the UFP, or within Starfleet were just somehow never determined? What, he was never given legal status? Issued an ID, or the equivalent? Can he vote in elections? The idea that they just let this thing that isn't even ruled to be sentient or to have individual rights or citizenship in the Federation sit at the most critical position on the flagship of the fleet is really just kind of fucking absurd.Both of them have great speeches though.
>>224014043>>224014140>>224015072
>>224014043That is the disadvantage of serialized TV. You need to fit all the cause in a single episode instead of slowly over a season or two so the out of character is very jarring.
>>224006576Captain's Holiday
>>224007266I'm pretty sure Colm Meaney as O'Brien was listed as guest starring in TNG.
>>224007019When did Lore take over the borg???
Need woke mommy.
>>224007816Yeah? But what about... faith?Watch Picard embrace Judaism in order to deal with his feeling of inadequacy because of his baldness.
>>224011610Beverly is next, she looks like skeletor
>>224013145The way they gradually destroyed everything about data and lore with each successive movie and then the awful reboot show is so bad that I have to just decanonize them in my head. Everything after the first movie is Holodeck fan fiction.
>>224015358Descent part 1 and 2.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1793351729505208.mp4
>>224016272Kinda starting to ring a bell, maybe.
>>224006035
>>224012931
>>224016406You don't understand the peak of hunting is nazis vs the french resistance.
>>224016364
>>224016420the itialian mafia running the american resistance was a good, albeit obvious, choice.
First episode on my watchthrough after Peecard's death was the Riker and his ugly alium son oneI think the only thing the real Picard does in this is say happy birthday to Riker so it was a happy moment.Next is gay Wesley fucking off forever but also not really a great memorial episode. I'm gonna watch the vacation one maybe
>It is [good], because it [Star Trek: Picard S3] stepped away from the political open borders propaganda of S1 and 2 and went with a classic Trek story. It's essentially a 10 hour movie and on par with Wrath of Khan quality wise, yes it is that good.The more people say this, the more I'm convinced that it's mostly casuals who've maybe watched the movies and a handful of episodes, and then agree with RLM on everything.>using TWOK as the bastion of qualityYeah you can tell it's someone who's barely seen Trek.
Alright, I'm almost finished with Lower Decks. I'm on Season 5.It's a fun show. After this, I will earnestly watch Picard.
>>224017980How's your transition going?
>>224017898Also I was excited that finally a qt nurse got introduced but I guess she was a figment of Riker's gooner hallucination...Finding out that you've been abducted by North Korea and they're running a simulation on you to steal state secrets because they erroneously assumed Sasha Grey was your gf is funny though.
some of you will die untouched and it shows
>tumblr filenamego back
If Trek were real, the most moral Trek society would be this;-Society where the denizens work on transcending the flesh and becoming holograms.-Holodeck per person. -World has holo generator which makes the world invisible to outsiders.-forced sterilization on entry into the society.
>>224009536>The Picard Maneuver
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>>224009097>When you eat her ass but she won't suck your dick.
>>224017959There are two distinct kinds of trek fans.The people that like the more existential and introspective stuff and character work. Often the TNG and DS9 only people.And the people that genuinely only like action slop and cool sfx. Usually more into TOS and nuTrek.The latter are the “picard s3 was good actually” people.
>>224018251>And the people that genuinely only like action slop and cool sfx. Usually more into TOS You couldn't be more full of shit if you tried. TOS is for real sci-fi fans.TNG is for everyone.DS9 is for melodrama fans who don't care much about sci-fi.VOY is for weird fiction fans.ENT is for hardcore star trek fans.nutrek is for overly political leftists.
>>224018251I wouldn't say they're more into TOS because 99% of people have never even watched it, they just say they do. Or they watch the movies and think it's close enough.
>>224018251TOS does existential and introspective just as much if not more than TNG. There's also an argument that if you include the movies it matches in character work too.
>>224018294There's a decent amount of overlap between TOS boomers that watched it in their youth and ardent nu-Trek defenders who usually shit on TNG.
>>224018251>TOS>action slop and cool sfxSpoken like a true larper who thinks Kirk was fucking every episodeTOS is the most philosophywank heavy Trek show. Kirk is essentially space Socrates who solves problems through compelling argument.TNG is the one which leans more on reversing the polarity of the neutron flow type shit and poltiics.and TOS fans were the first to get assblasted about NuShit because of the reboot movies.
>>224018470TrekBBS posters aren't human, they're golems.
>>224018470and there's a huge overlap of TNG millennials who watched it in their youth and are ardent nu-Trek defenders who usually shit on TOS.
>>224018498no it's the ones who try to out-woke each other by declaring everything pre-2017 to be problematic
>>224018526>noyes
>>224006525EXO-6?
>>224018475>You are a worthless, bitch ass nigga. Your life, literally, is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back — Why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless, bitch ass, nigga, you're gonna stay on my dick until you die>You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be in my stream, sucking on my dick daily, your purpose in life is to be in that chat, blowing a dick daily>Your life is nothing>You serve zero purpose>You should kill yourself NOW!!
>>224018480They were once men.
I genuinely think that a lot of Trekkies only pretended to like the JewJew movies because normies loved them and they didn't wanna get bullied by Chad for being a nitpicking nerd. That's the impression I've had since 2009.
>>224018698I don't even consider them in my watch lists.
>>224018766You're right to do that.
>>224018698obviously, not like anyone actually goes back and rewatches them
>>224018698It's not Star Trek period
Halfway thru season 3 of Voyager and I'm noticing that everyone looks fat and B'Elanna is clearly pregnant
>>224018766>>224018800Yeah it's amazing despite the millions of dollars they made, and the effect they had on nutrek going forward, the JJ trilogy faded into complete obscurity. No one ever talks about them anymore, or Chris Pine or Zachary Quinto
>>224018827Unfortunately the poison they infected the franchise with will never go away unless someone reboots again in the 2030sThis is the damage JJ and his cohorts did:>viewscreens are glass windows>phasers are Star Wars lasers>warp drive is Star Wars hyperdrive>people from 300 years in the future talk like children from the present>the future is a shithole>corporations still exist in the future >characters are driven by "destiny" and "fate" instead of having their own free will
>>224018827they were not especially profitable. which is why they stopped making them.
>>224018904when the 2009 movie namedrops Nokia, Budweiser and jewjew's stupid Slusho running gag, and the Picard show mentions Starbucks
>>224018827tbf it was the period when the billion was the new benchmark and none of them crossed 500 mil. it was a boom period in general but they didn't stand out from the blockbuster avalanche. TMP and TWOK hitting 100 million speaks to an actual success above most other movies that came out contemporaneously, which is why they have had a cultural impact.
Bros....
>>224019012>bwos....
>>224019012Digits and Takei dies tonight
not even a longtime fan, so i dont know why it made me bawl like the bitch i am. The Picard has that effect on you. An Ideal, a Leader, a Symbol of a Future in the Stars. rip to a real one.
>>224018807Oops I meant season 4
Anyway...why was Andy Dick on Star Trek?
>>224018294Voyager is my favourite, followed by TNG. I wouldn't have watched either of those if I hadn't been bullied into it. I haven't finished Enterprise or TOS, and I have never got further than the first episode of DS9. I watched a couple of episodes of one of the new ones but didn't recognise it as Star Trek. I need someone to bully me into watching DS9, as it appears to be a lot of people's favourite.
>>224019405Watch Duet you son of a cunt
>>224011544but it makes perfect sense for VOY. They're lost in a barbaric hostile part of space with highly advanced weapons and tech. It's like driving a Porsche full of hundred dollar bills and getting lost in Chicago at night. Of course they're constantly getting shot at and crashing into destructive anamolies.>>224006576there are four lights is peak Picard to me. And I'm surprised no one has posted this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6oUz1v17Uo
>>224019464tbf VOY and ENT getting stuck in more action sequences makes plenty of senseits all the future series that ruined it
>>224011594it only trashes his character if you watch it. Which I didn't. Well, I watched 2/3rds of the first episode but it was clear that obnoxious ugly alcoholic negress was going to be the main character, and once the Matrix Kung Fu robots showed up I just shut it off.
>>224018003pretty good. That's me on the left.
>>224006199Thank you, brotha
>>224019464>barbaric hostile part of spaceexcept for all the aliens who are friendly and more advanced than the federation
>Voyager actually made contact with Starfleet and Starfleet told them they're loved and not alone obviously they would say that but it got me in the feels
>>224011544>DS9 only has like five battle scenes in the entire showI has DSNs so fucking much. You lying piece of shit. NEVERMIND THAT HALF THE SHOW IS ABOUT A LITERAL INTRAGALACTIC WAR
>first there are aliens who can surgically teleport organs out of you while you're still alive >now there are aliens that can suck your entire skeleton and muscles out and leave you as a floppy skin bagthe Delta Quadrant is literally hell
>>224020175Yeah but people who claim it's got non stop space battles are exaggerating
>>224020397That's because most of it was on a station so instead you got non stop hallway battles
>Chakotay is distraught and can't believe the news he got from home>by how he's acting I think it's going to be some bombshell about how they can never get home for some reason or something >the news is just that the Cardassians wiped out the Maquis with help from the Dominion HAHAHAHA HOLY BASED
>>224014043You're right. Tarsis being put on public tribunal would never and has never happened since, and the idea that Picard would be put on inquiry, on his own ship is ludicrous.That aside, it's still a superb episode.
>>224020471Why does Chaks say "a new species from the Gamma Quadrant has been helping Cardassia" nigga Voyager left 4 months after Dominion first contact, you know who they are. Jeri Taylor stupid bitch forgot.The Doctor also goes>the who?When Andy Dick tells him about the Dominion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0OGgatg-hA
>>224016364>>224017139In her race, she wasn't a child
>>224020559>I swear she's really mature for her age bro
>>224020548Wait, so TNG didn't even come on TV in the UK until 1990? That's when the UK got season 1?
Rick Berman was the only force capable of taming Andy Dick.
>>224020593Yep.The first two seasons came out in like 1988 via VHS rentals though.And I'm sure dedicated fans had recordings from America.
>>224009499It's probably gonna be Takei. Bill's gonna bury us all.
>>224020617Takei is a shriveled old prune in a wheelchair who can barely speak. He's not long for this world either.
I don’t care how “redeeming” the final season is; I’m still not watching Picard
>>224020697its the worst of all of it
>>224020697It's only "redeeming" when you're so buck broken and desperate for new content which is becoming more of an epidemic as of late
>>224020697The final season is nowhere near as good as the shills said but it's not quite as bad as the cynics said either. I think Terry Matalas genuinely wanted to make it as good as he could given all the slop from the previous seasons he was still saddled with, but it was too little too late. I would've respected him more if he just did a hard reboot of the whole thing and started over from scratch.
>>224020651And Shatner still keeps, rides and breeds horses.
Why everyone so sad in this thread? Someone died?
>>224020779I think Terry is a fake fan with an over inflated ego and I would fart in his face if I saw him irl
>>224020697Preach. All I hear from fans is "there's so much fanservice!". Yeah, and? Anything else? And suddenly they're silent.
>>224020850Yep. They never say anything about the plot, which was total nonsense they made up as it went along. They go "I liked the scene with the Enterprise therefore *the entire season was good*"I feel like I'm screaming into the void but what happened to people?
Discovering a lot of wacky stuff I'd never seen before thanks to Stewart's deathWhat the fuck
>>224020917TNG was really really big in the 90s somehow, it just had "it" that appealed to everyone.
>Janeway's fiance dumped her because she was gone too longit's so funny Janeway was saying she expected this even years ago. even in the 24th century it's obvious you can't have any faith in men.
>>224020894In a bowl of turds the shiniest one is king
>>224020988That's fair, but when I see people say it's just SO good that it's on the same level of goodness as good Star Trek, I think that's delusional.
>>224020977Leave
>>224020977The real question is what did he do with their dog?
>>224021027probably sold it because his new wife is allergic
>>224020697If you're actually a big fan of Star Trek, you'll hate it.If you're the most casual of the casual TNG watchers, you'll think it heckin' rocks and then you'll probably go dilate and watch Lower Decks.
the person who I want to cuddle with and watch Trek with while it snows outside;Tall Red Haired Woman with pale skin ,fweckles, prominent front teeth, and prominent clavicle.
>>224020977It's the future. They don't grieve over stuff like relationship ending, they just move on seconds after hearing bad news.
>>224021044If they havent eliminated allergies in 24th century, their medicine is a failure.
>>224021109that is what men do in the present that's why it's funny to me that nothing changes in 400 years. they literally do shit bring their new fiancés to their wife's funeral. Mark was sharing the news that Janeway was still alive with his new wife
>>224021170Anyway, how about you go replicate me a sandwich?
>>224016364GARY, YES
>>224021170How long was he supposed to wait?
going back in time and telling them to make nemesis a better movie so that the tng guys at least end on a better note
>>224021107I used to be this but now I’m a bald guy
>>224021212why make plans to spend the rest of your life with someone you can easily replace like a broken kitchen appliance?
>>224020697Same. Can't care, won't care.
>>224021244They told him she was either lost or dead in space. How long was he supposed to wait to see if it's true or not?
>>224021259answer my question
>>224020797>tfw it's been over 5 years since someone used a Carlos correctly in a way that's actually funnykys newfag
>>224021244>broken kitchen appliance?>Want's respect for women>Calls them to kitchen appliance
>>224021244>>224021263Because if my washing machine doesnt work, she don't get to live with me
Janeway felt guilty for lusting over a holodeck character while Mark was fucking some bitch from work and playing with Janeway's dog's puppies with her ROFL
>>224021386I would feel guilty if I fell in love with Irishman too.
A woman like Janeway couldn't be tied down to any one man. Not any human man, at least.
actually im now reminded how invested i was in Janeway's creepy holonovel but it seems like they will never revisit that because I looked up the actor of the little son character because he was really good and he's not in anymore episodes. a shame
drumhead is not overrated. its still uper crust of TNG, even of its on the lower end of that. The cracks in the dilithium chamber hatch are showing, but it didnt lead to a blowout so to speak. as the other anon said, its confined to an episodes time and it does the best it can in that time. overrated is a false statement
>>224020697i will while doing my drawing exercises this weekend, so the time isnt lost. i'm assuming it'll be fanwank and it only got praise due to the preceeding content being utter dogshit. last time i dropped it as soon as picard opened his mouth and i barely understood a word. if its really bad i will just switch fallen eagles
>>224021222Or if that fails at least convince them to do that fanwanky TNG/DS9/VOY crossover Q movie they considered. Anything besides what we ended up with.
>entire episode's plot hinges around a transporter problem>they forget they have FUCKING SHUTTLES AT THEIR DISPOSALdrives me bloody crazy
>>224021612I wonder how many galaxies those robots from Picard season 1 ending conquered.
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>>224006034Me, working to better myself and the rest of humanity
>>224019012Their hate is keeping them going.
>>224006034They only have that way off life because they have machines that turn energy into food and other needed objects. Socialism cant succeed without such technology.
