Faces of Meth edition Previous: >>223931086
it was a fire hazard
>>223961784>>223961788>>223961793>>223961794SHUT UP SHRANNY
Chekov really did pull some prime pussy in TOS.
>>223961780She has a hapa son who somehow looks whiteIt’s very strange
>>223961824
>>223961818no
>>223961780still would. Meth is a sex drug, btw.
>>223961780Still looks better than that VOY episode where an aged Kes cones back, lol.
>>223961984>nutrek gifYou really are the worst
the question is, what pillow talk does one have afterward with shran
>>223961780JUSTifer Lien
I post-ironically enjoy the space hippies episode. S3 could be so dry and dull a lot of the time but that ep is so shamelessly silly and fun.
I have a feeling like not many people cared about Walters passing. Sure, there were all the typical articles and what not. But feels like nobody really talked about it.
>>223962329>>223962754
>>223962757Nobody cares about the actors who aren't Shatner, Nimoy or Kelly. Most casuals probably couldn't name any of the supporting actors.
Gritting my teeth and trying to get through season 4 of ENT so I never have to watch it again.
>>223962902Poor you
>>223962779Casuals don't even know DeForest Kelly. They know "He's Dead Jim™" and "I'm a Doctor, Not a [insert profession here]™", but they don't know Bones.
>>223962957The show just seems like it’s out of gas.
>>223962994Maybe it's not out of gas, but you're just full of it.
>>223962032still would. Meth is a sex drugThat might be true, but that look is the look of antipsychotics, not meth. ( meth has more of a hunted animal kind of look ) >>still would. Well just so you. You be there in the saddle saying " Yeah Take it bitch !!" and she'll look at you and say " Huh??" Because she is not noticing you fucking her, she doesn't even feel your dick ( flappy vagina or not ) might as well bang a bag of potatoes . It would feel about the same .
>Phlox is a pufferfish and T’Pol cucks Tripp after bringing him to VulcanNice
>Why did we stop seeing each other?>Because you got old and pruny after too much time climbing in the sun, bitch
>A Republican comes up to Phlox and tells him we don’t like Muslims like you on Earth
>>223963258You just know Trip gave her the old catfish special
>A Soong has to help hunt down Augments>NX-01 captain’s chair is now a gaming chairChanged my mind, season four seems lime it’ll be good.
>>223963742S4 turns into an anthology series almost, it's a weird shifting of the gears. But all in all, it's got the Mirror episode 2 parter at least which is pure kino.the finale on the other hand is a straight toxic cancerous abomination for many different reasons
So the Orion are like a softer, less edgy Dark Eldar.
>>223963914no idea what this means
>>223964013The Dark Eldar are a race from Warhammer 40,000 whose entire society is based on piracy, slave-raiding and just being huge pieces of shit like the Orion.
>>223964055Not really the same, no. The Dark Eldar are WAY, WAY more evil than the Orion. The Orion are just a culture that is ruled by a powerful criminal syndicate but they are a far cry from Dark Eldar or Dark Elves from Warhammer.
>>223963742s4 has the best episode of Enterprise, bar none.
>>223963742s4 is the best season but its all 2-3 parters so you get few stories.>>223963806>finaleepilogue
I find pond scum green chicks totally unattractive.
>>223965183Green Ziyal...
Nice, it’s that fat mustachioed guy who was in Office Space and a million other things, he’s always good.
>Chekov dead>/trek/ is some faces of meth editionBoard status? Not fucking likely if this is how you're going to carry yourself, looking like trash, acting like trash. Who's even in charge of this ship?
>>223965448>Who's even in charge of this ship?No one. And that's the beauty of it.
>>223965448>Who's even in charge of this ship?apparently someone with no regard for the board rules
>>223965183This is so sexist and exploitive
>>223965448>Who's even in charge of this ship?Whoever is fuckin shran at the moment
>>223965645no rules have been broken. the only damage done is to our dignity
>>223965953posts about actors not pertaining to their roles, like the OP, are against the rules and reportable
I could have saved her
>>223965448I call the shots.
>>223965982Everyone hates a trifling hall monitor.
>>223966083serious question was she (meaning the actress) autistic? or she was trying to be whimsical? because her acting came off so weird. its not like luna from hp, almost like shes a little retarded.i wonder to what degree she was on drugs on the show, everyone seems to imply something was going on
>>223966083So it's your fault. Why didn't you?
>Tuvok served as an engineer for the Highway ManWhen will Tuvok be revealed as a time and inter-dimensional traveling Section 31 agent?
>>223966246kushangaza
it was a time traveling trifling hall monitor hazard
>Augments talking about their ‘father’ after fucking Not really inbreeding but still>>223966246Season 2 of Sisko, the sequel to Picard.
>>223962032Yes. Best way for meth sex is doggy style so both partners can peek through the blinds.
star trek has wasted guest appearances from trek alumni more than perhaps any series
>Augment story ends with Soong deciding to switch to cybernetics because humans aren’t perfectibleI got bad news for his descendants about androids.
PAIN?
>>223966523Now that the dust has settled, was it rape?
>United Earth flags draped over coffins like dead Americans brought home from Iraq
Seven has only been here for 4 episodes and she's basically holding the show together. I feel like fast forwarding through any scene with Tom B'Elanna or Harry
>>223966870Because a Borg character is infinitely more interesting than non-characters like the main crew.
>>223965448We are
>>223966870it is vitally important to watch the harry kim portions of the show. he's like a jester but with a dash of suffering. his humiliation and completely deserved punishment are a core running theme of the show.
>>223967002I would never actually skip. I love being hater so I need to watch these scenes for hate fuel. One thing I have come to love though is how Janeway will decide to blow up the ship and everyone on it if aliens start fucking with them. Better to be dead then ever bend to alien scum, I totally agree with her.
why is sonny so sexy?
>>223967200He had the calm confidence that comes with being the captain of your own ship.
>Captain of a Constitution-class ship preaches the Constitution to savagesPoetry.Why is this episode hated again?
>Red alert and the ship is under attack>Better turn off all the lights on the bridge so it's harder to see during an emergency
>>223967411The same reason people hate the VOY episode that makes the point of>well, maybe you should consider the facts instead of just believing a woman who tells you she's been rapedor the one where>Neelix learns that FBI crime statistics are sometimes accurateIt feels too right-wing for them
>>223967461I wonder if black Vulcans are more likely to nerve pinch people unprovoked because it's logical to assume whitey wants to kill you.
>that one riker episode where the wife tries to protect her izzat
>>223967509he was an expert in violence, not some scientist
>You are not invulnerable, hologram. A few well-placed commands and you would cease to exist.I love Tuvok so much bros
>>223967611I love the Doc's expression after he says that.
>>223961784I hope your colostomy bag backs up and you die of sepsis.
>>223967611That's my favorite line delivery in all of Voyager.
>Neelix was mentioned in the Janeway files
>>223967758Load-bearing pedophile.
>>223967758
Are the rumors true?
>>223967973no, her relationships are purely dom/sub based without any preference for sex organs.
>>223967851Don't worry, the Federation doesn't consider holodeck porn a crime.
>>223967989wow just like me
>>223967973They're putting viruses in the nanites turning the frickin Borg gay!
>>223967758>When he is introduced, Neelix is dating a 2-year old. Proportionately, Kes has lived about a fifth of her life but is not yet sexually mature.>Neelix has a criminal background; the Neelix we first meet is a far cry from the glad-handing please-all we see on board Voyager. Later episodes reveal his past dealings with Wixiban included selling/smuggling drugs, but could have involved much darker dealings.>Neelix survived traumatic childhood events involving children, i.e. the death of his sister and family.>Neelix takes any opportunity to be alone with children.>Neelix often spends time alone with Naomi Wildman in the holodeck, where he can alter the environment which allows him to manipulate his victims into a vulnerable state. (My friend died in a fire! Hold me Neelix!)>Neelix is particularly interested in the Borg children, often spending time alone with them.>Neelix ingratiates himself to his hosts at every opportunity, trying to make himself invaluable to the crew so that his nefarious activities fly under the radar, or can be swept under the rug should there ever arise any suspicions. Real world pedophiles take similar actions to try to shield themselves from accusations, i.e. Jerry Sandusky's "Second Mile" charity.>Neelix does not enter a relationship with an adult nor seek one with the sole exception of Talli, who is killed shortly after they meet. (Additionally, pedophile-Neelix may have overstated their relationship to deflect unwanted attention into his actual preferences).>Neelix's choice to leave Voyager seems inexplicable, until you understand Dexa's situation: she is widowed, isolated, living in fear of raids - and trying her best to raise her Talaxian son by herself. Pedophile-Neelix, knowing Voyager was not far from the Alpha quadrant and months of scrutiny about the events of the last seven years, sees a perfect storm - not just to avoid his past, but to secure his future.
>>223967973She is now thanks to nuTrek.
>>223968072
>>223968394It's about killing fans. They want you dead.
>>223968402i feel that way about most trek fans i have known too
>>223967411The script reeks of executive meddling. Like the last 10 minutes turns into some corny after school program you were forced to watch in 2nd grade. But the first 40 are pretty good.
>>223968402Wont be that long since only boomers like it.
Nutrek is hatred.
>>223966870It mostly stays that way until the finale. Eventually it becomes the Doctor and Seven show and everyone else is just extras.
>>223966734Yes, but it was retaliatory rape, not rape rape to quote Guinan.
>>223968692Every Bajoran gets one free rape under the terms of the treaty.
>release the muthafucking forcefield
>>223969637Mr. Tupok, 9mm, full spread. Fire.
>>223969637Gimme the loot, gimme the loot (I'm a bad bad bad)Gimme the loot, gimme the loot (I'm a bad bad bad)Gimme the loot, gimme the loot (I'm a bad bad bad)Gimme the loot, gimme the loot (I'm a bad bad bad)(What's mines is mines and what's yours is mine)Gimme the loot, gimme the loot (I'm a bad bad bad)Gimme the loot, gimme the loot (I'm a bad bad bad)Gimme the loot, gimme the loot (I'm a bad bad bad)Gimme the loot, gimme the loot (I'm a bad bad bad)(What's mines is mines and what's yours is mine)
>>223969637>RELEASE THE FUCKING FORCEFIELD! RELEASE THE FUCKING FORCEFIELD, YOU CUNT!
>>223969866The type of shit a Suder mind meld would have Tuvok doing if he wasn't restrainedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh5tBeVHqMM
star trek friendship with Uncy Neel and Tuvie
Tonight's episode is Return to Tomorrow, another one I'm entirely unfamiliar with. See you in an hour or so.
>>223970551Man, I thought that gif looked fine on my PC, but now I see how choppy it is around that box thing over the bed (the vitals monitor spout?). Ezgif's compression software sucks the big one since they got rid of the option to reduce the dimensions, leaving me only with dithering or dropping frames (I never drop frames). I'll make a better version of this after I finish tonight's episode.
>>223970583why not a webm?
>"to boldly go where no man has gone before">basically every episode they go to some human colony or base somewherelame
>>223968441>The script reeks of executive meddlingProbably was , Broadcasters in order to both maintain / renew their license, have to do Pro Bono ( Public Good ) . Why we are better than the other guy bidding for the same license above and beyond airing " Only You Can Stop Forest Fires" commercials for free. So yeah Ham handed executives forced and it WAS supposed to sound like those corny school films .. Because it was aimed at the FCC committee of old people and the same executives can say "See see just like those school films !!" Memorizing the Pledge of allegiance is important kids !!
>Another gooner episodehere we go again...
So, did Terry Matalas just rip off Captain Shaw from this guy?
>>223967411This might be the worst episode of TOS but not because of the hamfisted politics. It's just excruciatingly boring and dour and absolutely nothing happens until the very end. The only saving grace is Morgan Woodward got to play another manic schizo.
>>223971371yes, but todd stashwick delivered it as an actual douchebag from chicago
>>223971507Hey, it's Inspector Luger from Barney Miller.
YES, I CAN HEAR YOU, CLEM FANDANGO
I would Miller her Lugers
Spock keeps walking in on Kirk as he's trying to get it on
>>223971858Kirk doesn't really get it on a whole lot.
>>223971988>Kirk doesn't really get it on a whole lot.That's only because the episode with Stacy's Mom was cut by the censors
Have you ever been to a star trek convention?
>>223961788d-did i make this post? i'm so confused.
I really like the music for Star Trek VIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Y5BOc0YiWs
>>223970632Yeah I could make another webm, it's just with shorter clips like these I prefer gifs, call me old fashioned. I could probably do a webm of M'Benga upping his dosage.
>>223970551I've never heard the "Risk is our Business" speech before today, that was superb. It was at that same level of pure optimistic idealism as the ending to Corbomite Maneuver. It means that the episode does peak a bit early, but the way they explore Henoch & Thalassa still makes for some high-tier writing and performances.I was worried that Thalassa would have a secret affair with Enoch, but they instead have her reach the edge of her races god-complex fury and she pulls herself back from the edge. The whole time up until then I thought "They're writing a woman from a hyper-advanced society, the best of their minds, as someone still obsessed with lower drives." but that she caught herself without Sargon's pure benevolence to bolster her proved that she wasn't just brought along out of some hidden selfish desire.The ending resolving itself via telepathic bluffing is pretty clever, even if the scene where Bones gets locked out is a touch frustrating in its confusion rather than thrilling. The explanation after is fairly convoluted, but it all makes enough sense to forgive it. And it makes sense that in a case of "mind over matter" a being of pure intellectual energy would be extremely susceptible.It's a shame Sargon & his bride decide to surrender themselves to oblivion together. Half a million years spent isolated from the physical world, and because Henoch spent all that time plotting the final move in their race's ultimate war it makes Sargon doubt himself and how well he could teach humanity if he made such a grievous oversight trusting Henoch. And maybe Thalassa's arguments about the android body being unable to truly interact, becoming merely a mobile vessel, also rang true with him on some level. I mean if it were me, I'd hedge my bets on the idea that future innovations borne from mankind's differing perspectives could replicate sensation to an accurate enough degree. That "Risk is our Business" speech makes this ending all the more bittersweet.
>>223972324yeah, i was acquaintances with some klingon larpers but i always ended up in the anime/movie rooms for days on end.
>Captain I know we're going through a truly terrible time right now, people have died, and you might not like to hear it but I think now is the time for me to propose the most retarded idea you've ever heard and take this action that no sane person ever would. I know it's a tremendous risk, but think what we would have to gain: pretty much nothing. Wow thank you Chakotay you're an invaluable member of this crew. Is sping this some kind of fetish for him or something?
>>223972975doing this*
>>223970583Let's see if this one looks any better
>>223973198gifs are really hard to make not shit, webms are much easier
Chakotay is so fuckin boring. Voyager would have been better if Tuvok was #1. Or even Torres.
>>223973310>Janeway with a Klingon first officer encouraging her to blow shit upthere's kino in that nebula
>>223973310mulgrew was always best when opposite other ladies, the attempt to macho up her bridge was a mega failure with floppy ol chakotay.
>>223973273Nah, the one I uploaded turned out much better. Just pay attention to those lines on the horizontal level with Chapel's head on the old one: completely absent in the new one. I don't mind normal dither, it's like film grain, but those lines were like a distortion effect.And here's that webm of M'Benga I promised.
star trek sex with tom and harry
>>223968072Who could hate such a loveable scamp like Uncy Neel? If he did all those bad things then he wouldn't go to Talaxian heaven when he died.
Two left
>>223973327I want Janeway and Worf to swap attempted suicide stories.>And then I sad "Prepare for ramming speed!">Suffice it to say you're a damn fine officer, Mr. Worf.
That stupid MTG set is making me check out Trek when my only previous experience with the shows are the fuckin Picard Song from the 4chan album compilation where he just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic quite hypnotic Which series to start with?
>>223975516Discovery
>>223961867>She has a hapa son who somehow looks white>It’s very strangeDaniel's ghost watches over them.
>>223972324Kek
>>223975516Watching every episode that was turned into a Saga gives you a pretty solid sampler. From there you'll probably have an idea what you like and can dive deeper into it.
Is sisco religious with the profets? I think hes atheist.
>>223977065Sisko is an atheist, but DS9 had to take a softer stance on religion because of woke.
>>223973310The Maquis captain and first officer should have been Thomas Riker.
>>223973310Chakotay’s problem is that Janeway is inconsistently written, so he never developed a personality that could have contrasted, clashed with and complemented Janeway’s style of command.
>>223965448Me. I’m the taking command of this thread. And there’s gonna be some changes around here for you degenerate organics.
>>223977431You sound fucking retarded. The problem isn't Janeway, the problem is he isn't fit for command. He does not act based on any kind of values or principles, the only thing Chakotay cares about is doing anything to save his ass in the moment. That IS in contrast to Janeway who always considers the actual consequences and totality of circumstances when making a decision. Chakotay is just a big pussy who just wants to escape the reality they're in and not have to deal with it anymore rather than solve problems.
>>223977065Starfleet considers the Prophets to be wormhole aliens and not Gods. Sisko respects the Prophets but doesn’t worship them like the Bajorans.
>>223977550Not so fast.
>>223977692My Borg sexbot will make short work of you.
>>223977726Please, call her Seven.
>>223965183But why are you gay?
>>223966999You’ll never find the huge fucking door to the listening post in the catacombs! Vulcan curtain technology makes it invisible to Andorians!
In other news, nuTrek has been officially shunted into an alternate reality.
>>223977958Holy fucking based if true (which it probably isn’t).
>>223977679Religion and science were always kept separate with the wormhole aliens until the final season when Behr just straight up made them actual gods and Sisko became literal space jesus.
>>223977971>until the final season when Behr just straight up made them actual godsWhen did he do this?
>>223977990Never
>>223977990He didn't.
I love how Bones' medical knowledge is drastically different from episode to episode and movie to movie. One day he doesn't know a thing about Klingon anatomy and the next day he's building a remote control to pilot Spock when loses his brain.
>>223978113Bones Mengele just doesn't want to be held responsible for his experiments so he tells people he doesn't understand what he's doing to lower their expectations and pre-empt accusations of malpractice.
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>>223978225This actually happened so it’s relevant to the thread.
star trek handholding missionary coitus with colonel kira
star trek throatfucking vaal
Transphobic torpedoes, full spread.
Captain Janeway drove her diesel shuttlecraft down to the Ocampa homeworld. "Damn I love being right" she said, punching a Kazon child as she climbed out. "I think we should return this planet to the Natives" said Tuvok; "Shut up libtard" came the reply from behind a veil of sip of coffee. "Please sir" said the nebbish Vulcan, "This planet is the ancestral land of the Kazon Obla, where they have lived in an entirely peaceful utopia for thousands of years. They don't even know what war is.""Sounds like WOKE NONSENSE to me" guffawed Janeway, her very presence introducing phage into the ecosystem as she cracked a Miller High Life. "This is Federation country now, boy" she proclaimed before blowing up Ocampan mole people with an unregistered tricobalt device. The other Ocampa scattered in terror, sheltering their underage daughters from the bullets and Neelix that now ripped through the rock. "Kek" said Janeway, stuffing Tuvok's creation into the Voyager torpedo bay. "This is based. Wait until Starfleet hears about this"
>>223979006>"Sounds like WOKE NONSENSE to me"Janeway would absolutely say this.
Well?
>>223979320Computer, enhance image.
>>223979352
How does the language barrier in star trek work for written material? Does the universal translator just auto-translate every document depending on the reader's preferences? How do people of different species read the same PADD? Do they all know english?
>>223979320I don't care about these maps and don't take any of them literally. The alpha quadrant in the shows had no consistent spacial geography, or really any spacial geography at all.
>>223979396PADDs have quick buttons for Federation Standard English, Klingon and Romulan. Other races have to open settings.
OneTwoThree Media is launching worldwide sales ahead of the AFM on the sci-fi feature Life 2.0, written and directed by Star Trek alum Michael Dorn (Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine), who also stars.Dorn is joined in the film by fellow Star Trek franchise vets Marina Sirtis (Star Trek: The Next Generation), Michelle Hurd (Star Trek: Picard), Dominic Keating (Star Trek: Enterprise).and Noel Wells (Star Trek: Lower Decks)
>Star Trek>Star Trek: The Animated Series>Star Trek: The Next Generation>Star Trek: Deep Space Nine>Star Trek: Voyager>Star Trek: Enterprise>Movies 1 through 10Nothing else matters.
223979551Buy an ad
Remember when Troi wore brownface and got raped to death? Barclay episodes got really dark towards the end.
>>223979551>As an isolated outpost becomes the center of a hidden experiment, a troubled station operator and his mysterious arrival expose a secret that could reshape the future of human life.I smell keenoe
>>223979755The Barclay Files
>>223979755Source?
>>223979790RELEASE BARCLAY PROGRAM 9>>223979803Death Wish 3
>>223979810>Death Wish 3<3
>>223979815Whether you're in it for the rape or for guys getting blown away, you can't go wrong with the Death Wish movies.
>>223962601Always found it odd that they hired someone Japanese to play a generic American lady, but the person whose meant to be 'ohh so wabi-sabi bonsai sucky sucky onnegaishimasu' was Chinese. >Arr rook same...
>>223980069And then in Enterprise they hired a Korean to play a Japanese
alright. got some vegan wings. going to watch some Lower Decks.
>>223980301I hope you got mild sauce, you wouldn't want to upset your tummy.
>>223980312It is spicy buffalo sauce and I am dipping them in mustard.
>>223980246Konichiwa, dude!
>>223961867That's how white she is!Hope she's okay though. Like I said in the last thread, wish she did voice acting.
>>223980844After Voyager she had a major voice acting role in the animated Men In Black series, after that is when she really fell off the wagon
>>223980670He mentions in that podcast he does that he's like "you should put a chinese guy in enterprise" and the producers were like "we did that with you!", without realizing that Kim is a Korean name. When he walks about it he plays it up, but I just always assumed his dad was korean.Anyway. Have they ever hired an asian to play the race that they are in Star Trek?
>>223980853Yeah, but she didn't keep up with it. I think fucking off from the industry was her trying to get away from the drugs and mental pressures, but that apparently didn't work for her what with the psychotic break and all.
>>223980886>Have they ever hired an asian to play the race that they are in Star Trek?Sulu, that's it I think.As far as Hollywood Jews are concerned, they arr rook arike.
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>>223980670This looks like a scene out of The Room.
>>223980985Enterprise Backrooms
>>223980886Star Trek is a weaboo franchise, no Chinese allowed.
The USS Enterprise-D from Star Trek: The Next Generation features approximately 8.9 million square feet (roughly 827,000 square meters) of total habitable and usable floor space across its 42 decks.
>>223981062Thank you for the information.
>>223981002>Enterprise Backrooms is just endless Enterprise-D hallways and empty spaces>No one can tell it’s abnormal because the Enterprise is so big
>>223980942If Wil Wheaton hadn't been relentlessly abused by his parents he would have never become an actor and he would be the guy on the left instead of the guy on the right. He should apologize to and thank his father.
>>223980906>Suluoh, ofc.
How much for the female?
>>223981171Troi does absolutely nothing for me. Pure platonic.
>>223981062>>223981075For comparison, a Nimitz-class aircraft carrier has a little over 1 million internal square feet across 20-25 decks.
>Inverse.com - Sci-fi author Andy Weir, who wrote the books Project Hail Mary and The Martian were based on, reveals he has a wild (but very thought-out) idea for a Star Wars x Star Trek crossover story.>In Weir’s story, it would meld the endings of A New Hope and The Wrath of Khan, and feature Dr. McCoy curing Vader, reverting him to Anakin, Sulu becoming a Jedi, and a dead Spock becoming a Force GhostKeep Andy away from both franchises.
>>223981171>What if WE pay YOU to take her away?
>>223981325Wow, this even worse than my fanfic crossover ideas.
>>223981325This is not as bad as my fanfic ideas but it's pretty lame.
staw fweet
>>223980906>SuluEven though there is no L in Japanese and it's the name of a Filipino body of water
>>223981491Suru
"Thank you Ensign. That chocolate milk was most adequate."
Sulu is American and his ethnicity and heritage was made to be ambiguous on purpose you fucking retards
>>223981325Star Trek and Star Wars could theoretically exist in the same universe.
>>223981580"But Lieutenant Tuvok, I didn't bring you anything today..."
>>223981588Imagine if Staw Wars was the post-apocalyptic setting of Staw Twek
>>223981588Of course they could, since our universe explicitly exists in Star Wars. We're just far, far away from it and a long time after it. And then Star Trek is even further into the future.
>>223981639What about the Force?
>>223981662The Force only exists in that galaxy. The pre-Disney EU establishes this too.
>>223981689Including the pre-PT EU? No midichlorians?
>>223981720I've never read any of them (I'd like to some day) but the Yuuzhan Vong who come from outside the galaxy and are impervious to the force came after Episode 1 was released
>>223981586>ok
>>223981621"A most puzzling conundrum."
Tuvok > Spock to be completely honest here.
>>223982177T'Pau mogs those Vulcamoids.
>>223982177we know
>>223981720>>223981838IIRC, the Yuuzhan Vong were originally part of the Force but they pissed off a living planet who cut from off as punishment o algo. I swear it’s something like the Vong are from our galaxy, leave for a long time, then come back. IANAL so this may not be right.
>>223982162How are there black and asian vulcans? Are there muslim vulcans too, who wear hijab and have no idea why?
>>223981588Midichlorians would be just another space anomaly in Star Trek.>For this mission, we’re going to temporarily turn you into Jedi by injecting midichlorians into your bloodstream
>>223982416Tuvok is a member of the NOI and spreads the word of Yakub on the down low.
>>223982416Because there are black and white actors and they didn't give enough of a shit to paint him greenish.Actually he probably should be a little greenish...Tim Russ is a great vulkan anyway. He's like my 2nd favorite.
>>223982512>Tim Russ is a graphics APII never knew that!
>>223982536Vulkan > OpenGL
>>223981838You’ll get more out of the New Jedi Order books (which the Yuuzhan Vong are in) if you’ve read most or all of the EU books published before then, since almost every single EU character appears at some point or have important roles.
Tuvok is the 2nd best Vulcan after Sarek
>>223982609I don’t understand shit about APIs and will go with whichever oen makes my games the most prettiest.
>>223982651Mark Lenard was just that damn good. He played the best Romulan as well, which is no coincidence.
AI, please generate me a cross-over four parter set of episodes where the 10th Doctor appears in Star Trek Voyager and it is in the same tone as Waters of Mars.
>>223982536he also plays guitar, paraglides, and does astronomy. dude is multifaceted. and he makes my old game ports run better apparently.
Crossover between Star Trek and Solaris. A franchise all about communication and understanding with extraterrestrial life runs straight into the brick wall of what’s in some ways the anti-Star Trek.
>>223983044> In 2021 he was among a small group of citizen astronomers who assisted in detection of the asteroid 617 Patroclus in preparation for NASA's Lucy probe.[14] In February 2022, he stated that he owned a 10-inch Dobsonian telescope, an 8" Schmidt-Cassegrain telescope, and a Unistellar eVscope.[15]Damn, he sounds like a really cool guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VE_iTwl-0o&t=18s
>>223982177Fuck that nigger.Spock rules.
>>223983374Please don't make Tim Russ sad.
i'm bored. i hate all of you.
>>223983493Charlie... Please don't destroy the thread...
>>223983493I just went on an adventure out of town just to see what would happen and found some cool loot and had a nice lunchsometimes forcing yourself to go on a trek is necessary just to break up the routine
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>>223983534i don't want to go out.
>>223983567why not?
>>223983575there are people outside.
>>223983544>when you fire all torpedoes but the tractor beam is still engaged
>>223983598I probably hate people more than you dosometimeswhen I feel the fear trying to get meI push myself to do it anywayit's an interesting thing when you realize you're capable of more than you thought
>>223961780It was a different time
>>223983915>when the lens and lighting betray you
>>223982644I've read a lot of Star Trek novels (some really good ones, some really bad ones) so I'd love to tackle Star Wars from the Thrawn trilogy and go from there. There's just so many though.
>Smile, Tuvok!Why don't Vulcans smile? Most illogical!
>>223984015Never before has a Vulcan's emotional conditioning been so thoroughly tested as Tuvok's time around Neelix.
>"Meld" (Season 2, Episode 16)>Driven by an obsessive need to find a logical motive behind a senseless murder committed by Crewman Lon Suder, Tuvok initiates a forced mind meld with Suder.Tuvok the Mind Rapist
>>223984331Suder liked it. It turned out all he needed was some mind rape correction.
>>223984331Spock mind raped Kim Cattrall in The Undiscovered Country.
If you turn the safety protocols off and get on a plane, and, you know? You know? What then?
attention ferengi tradesman,I banged quark's mom.that is all
>>223984798Uwe remade Postal?
>>223984798does trekpu just sleep on the floor in someone's quarters or is he in the navigator dolphin tank?
>>223984821This dude ruined Ferenginar.
>>223984889The navigator whales are like the spacing guild in dune
Now that the dust has settled, was it rape?
>>223986063That was before MoaM, Data was still property at this point. You can't rape a dildo.Verdict: Not guilty.
>>223986127oh she certainly "measured his manhood" if you know what I mean
>>223986153I bet Soong gave him a fuckin hammer too.
>>223986153*vulcan stare*
>>223981325Anndy Weir is another Joss Whedon wannabe. Star Trek needs to go back to dry and professional dialogue like TOS-VOY. I’m sick of space naval officers talking like they grew up with smartphones.
>>223986182That was lightning in a bottle. We'll be getting a lot more garbage before anything changes.
>>223986251I’m pretty sure they stropped teaching pre 20th century literature in University. They just teach gay race communist books instead. That’s why Odeon TV and movie dialogue is so ass.
>>223984331this episode rulesbrad dourif rulestuvok rules
>>223986288>I’m pretty sure they stropped teaching pre 20th century literature in University.They have not and you have never actually read the literature you claim to lionize because at the level of media literacy you like those courses are elective.
The STD fan is trying to communicate again.
>>223986801He just wants attention.
>>223986801THIS IS THE POWER OF MATH, PEOPLE!
I'm a big DS9 fan but I always found the politics of the Dominion pretty unrealistic and lazy writing.>big empire is run by "shapeshifters" who think they are naturally superior to other races>they brutally and endlessly instill their sense of superiority among the many races in their polity though generations of ingrained propaganda>the other races almost never question the supposed superiority of the shapeshifters>the shapeshifters also try to subvert other polities by pretending to be other races>in day-to-day affairs, the polity is run by an endless supply of essentially replaceable politicians slavishly servile to the shapeshifters>the enforcers/proles of the polity are kept docile and controlled through drugsThe writing in DS9 is generally solid, but all of this is just too unbelievable.
>>223986986Shut it down, the solids know!!!
>>223986986I know what you're really saying but if I were to say it you would be able to completely deny it and call me crazy
>>223986986The Vorta look like they were something more...
>>223986986>>223987053hhhehehe
star trek sex with icheb and q jr
>>223986986Did you miss the part where the Vorta and Jem'Hadar were genetically engineered to be subservient slave races? They even put in killswitches by making the Jem'Hadar reliant on ketracel white and the Vorta unable to survive on their own with limited senses and frail bodies.
What IS the power of math? it's clearly a factor in human progress, but can its impact be bounded and defined?
>>223988050It's logic applied to quantify reality, its power is understanding processes and predicting outcomes.
Like with the power of love, we know (thanks to Huey Lewis [PBUH])- It is a curious thing. (1:1-2)- makes one man weep and another man sing (1:3-4)- Tougher than diamonds, rich like cream (1:10-11)and so forth. No such effort was done with math. Moreover with the cost of higher education, you need money, fame, and a credit card to ride the math train.
>>223983544incel moment
>>223982177Another one of Mike's inexplicably awful takes was when he said that no other Vulcan actor was able to match Nimoy's Spock and that he always found Tuvok too stiff and dull. Nothing could be further from the truth.
>>223986876Was pretty funny when they made a jab at this in STO
The reason I was busy today was because I spent the day with my mother, since it's her birthday! She has all these apps downloaded to her phone to get free stuff, so we drove around town doing that and then had dinner at Chili's with my siblings. What better way to wind down after that day of fun than with "Patterns of Force", the Nazi planet?See you in an hour or so.
>>223982177Tuvok is the best black VulcanSpock is the best mulatto Vulcan
>>223989171Spock is not even the best Vulcan in TOS. What an insane take
>>223989270Happy birthday Anon's mom
I prefer this aesthetic to the TNG LCARS
>>223989902where's the door?
>>223989919off to the side
>>223989931
>never had any interest in Star Trek>always thought it was just a boring Star Wars (I know)>went to go meet my gf's parents last weekend>Dad is a massive Trekkie>after dinner he throws on TOS>watch the first 3 episodes>mfw
>>223989432Thanks! I'll pass the word along.>>223989270Decent, but spread a bit thin. It's by the same guy who wrote "The Changeling" which was really incredible, but had a lot less moving parts so he could focus everything on NOMAD. But this time had Isak, Daras, Egen, Melakon, Gill - all fairly fleshed out characters, but also moving along at a fairly quick pace such that there's no time to dwell on things like Daras' dramatic backstory with her father or Isak's fiance bleeding out in the street. It's a microcosm of occurrences within Nazi Germany in the time leading up to the invasion of Poland and the establishment of the camps (or whatever the timeline is, I don't pay that much attention to the stuff since I'm not a wehraboo), and it's all in service to the reveal of Gill's intent to use the efficiency of the system to unite the people, which I don't really understand. The coda has Kirk & Bones explain to Spock that "absolute power corrupts absolutely" so even good people using that system of governance will encounter problems, but the literally institutional racism seems like the bigger issue here. How are the Zeons gonna let bygones be bygones with the Ekosians when they went right along with Melakon's scheme of puppeting Gill? Not like it was all Melakon's fault, because how could Gill unite the Ekosians without using the Zeons as scapegoats to unite AGAINST? Even if you take a more neutral stance and say that Germany came together as a result of every single world power punishing them for their actions in WW1, that's STILL an outside force that needs to Exist in order for the Ekosians to put aside their differences and come together. It's a minor quibble in the face of the episode's intended moral, whatever.That sequence with Spock kneeling on Kirk's back right after they both got whipped was hilarious.Also, isn't it an odd coincidence that Zeon are the Jews in this, but then the name got used again for the fascist government in Mobile Suit Gundam?
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