>FBI, we'll take it from here
>>223993530Foxy Babes Incorporated?
If I was the local police, I'd be glad the FBI taking over my work. I don't know why on tv shows/movies, the local police get pissed off when the FBI takes over. Less work is always good. Although maybe losing overtime pay kinda sucks.
>>223993644FBI involvement=less money, less recognition and less respect for the local police
>>223993644they have quotas of people they need to fuck with per month and it doesn't count if the feds take over
>>223993530You can take it anywhere you want, m'lady
If a car pulled up next to me, the windows rolled down and I saw a face like that I wouldn't even be able to speak coherently.
>>223993644>don't know why on tv shows/movies, the local police get pissed off when the FBI takes over.Because the feds are filled with faggots, communists, Jews, browns, and all manner of anti-American garbage.
Is this the Scully thread?
>>223993959>episode written by Stephen King
>>223993644Things janny will never understand
>>223993530Scully, you crazy
>its a scully sees god and goes fucking crazy episode
>it's a Scullys cancer episode
>>223994066>It's a Scully is alien pregnant episode
>when your fbi handler sees your post history
Stand down and go home, agent. We got this.
>it's a Mulder's porn addiction lapses into full blown AGP episode
>>223994147>average malfoid enjoyer
>>223993644Its a territorial thing. Especially when they take your ressources for their investigation and burden you with busy work while not being involved in it at all. No local wnats to eb the clownthat too dumb to do the investigative work and see the FBI take all the glory.
>>223993644Wait till you find out how the FBI reacts when the CIA takes over their investigation, lel
>>223994090
>>223993530Yes please, arrest me.
>>223994197there are way too many Federal agencies and it results in gridlock where everyone will blame everyone else when something happens, 9/11 being the most obvious example as every agency maintained that if only they'd been listened to, those hijackers wouldn't have gotten on those planes.
>>223994238Smart answer. People have no idea how inefficient and bloated with useless bureaucracy an organization with nearly infinite funds can get.
X-files sex with Skinner
>>223994238ATF needs to go, anything they do could be covered by the FBI
>>223994090Does the FBI still have a schizoid tard-wrangler policy? Might have to fill out an application.
>>223994292hell yeah
>>223994238Information sharing/exchange got a lot better because of 9/11
>>223993758Must suck being such a fucking little bitch...
>>223994437You would know that, faggot
>>223994437you've never been struck dumb by beauty? shame
>>223994197>>223994238https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=risVoGLlru0
>>223994437Get this hothead outta here!
>>223994451>>223994463>>223994476>seething fawning beta faggotsJust kys already.
>I need all the files, telephone records, evidence bags, your boots and your motorcycle
>>223994418it doesn't. are you aware of how many times mass shooters posted on Facebook that they were going to do it and nobody did anything?
>>223994320the ATF just plain shouldn't exist, it's grossly unconstitutional
>>223994197>Wait till you find out how the FBI reacts when the CIA takes over their investigationi know, i played gta 5
>>223994601>...and your other motorcycle
>>223994197during the entire Cold War they didn't once manage to uncover a Soviet spy ring unless someone defected and talked. a lot of it was the two agencies refusing to share information.
>>223994348Mulder might be a schizo, but he also graduated top of his class.
>>223993758this happened to me with a flight attended once. I was literally gobsmacked but at least I was wearing sunglasses at the moment so I probably didn't look that stupid
I just found out on Kuala Lumpur airport that there is a lego set of the x-files, wtf
>>223994197>Wait till you find out how the FBI reacts when the CIA takes over their investigation, lelisnt the CIA not allowed to operate in the US anymore?
>>223993530its funny because in the show they constantly get cucked by black organizations and are left looking dumbfounded
>>223995685Lol. Lmao.
>>223995322I mean, I'm sure it'd happen to me if I saw prime Gillian Anderson because it did happen to me with a less attractive woman who was still very attractive.A car pulled next to me, windows rolled down and a pale white, bright blue eyes and jet black hair bombshell who looked like pic related asked me if I knew of any property for sale nearby.She was so stunning I couldn't focus on my thoughts and started mumbling semi-coherently. I don't know if she realized what was going on but she smiled, said "alright, thanks" and went on her way.
>>223993680yeah if the FBI catch a serial killer its just businessif the local police catch a serial killer you're basically heroes
>>223993644If the FBI solves your case instead of you, then people ask why they bother with youCould cost you promotion/re-election
>>223994050>>SPECIAL AGENT>There's tens of thousands of themDon't seem so special
>>223993644TV shows and movies add drama where there normally isn't any. The FBI is usually requested, and they defer to local police unless the latter just doesn't want to do the work.It's the same shit where in a movie, if a suspect asks for their lawyer, the cops are like "LOOK AT THIS FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The reality is that it's expected.
>>223996950>The reality is that it's expected.Yeah, and normies who binge watch truecrime on youtube will think you're instantly guilty if you lawyer up immediately upon realizing you're a suspect.
>>223993530>when Scully runs into a public masturbator
>>223996925As of this post I'm closing the X-Files
>>223993530Never happened on the show. X Files was one few shows at the time that understood local authority trumps FBI. Mulder in constantly told by local police to fuck off and even thrown in jail for interfering in local law enforcement
>when you actually don't want to take over the retarded local police's retarded case but you're forced to
>>223997708Yet the military also cockblocks the FBI even when the case is on civilian ground.>SORRY, NATIONAL SECURITY
>>223993530>Right here in front of everyone? You bet.
>>223993959M-mommy!
>>223998061Damn Scully, you CRAZY
Why did Scully kill that kid on Ruby Ridge?
>>223998107Did the X-Files ever have the courage to engage with current events like Ruby Ridge, Waco, Columbine, or the Oklahoma City Bombing?
>>223995361which shop? i've been to that airport like 8 times now
>>223997800That’s the most hilarious part
>>223994090>Mulder, I think I've discovered something...>Aliens?!>No, the biggest ick!
>>223998159The first X Files movie did an Oklahoma City type bombing but it was to cover alien bodies. The scene was heavily criticized
shows that revolve around law enforcement are so fuckin boring
>>223998352I just watched it the other day. The only good part was Lucas Black.
>>223998389I totally forgot he was in it
>>223998061This seems to be setting an unrealistic expectation.>grasp the rootAs if there will be any room for another hand
>>223998473I'm sorry to hear that, anon.
>>223998487There are dozens of us
>>223998473Even on a small one, you can grab down low and temporarily extend it to a massive 2".
>>223997708IT does happen a couple of time iirc, but generally speaking you are right.
>>223993959What a slut.
>>223994292>X-files sex with Skinner
>>223999069I look like that and I say that.
>>223999105Yes we know, freak.
>>223996925The show makes, more or less, this same joke during one of its worst episodes (Fight Club).
>>223998159The episode called The Field Where I Died has a Branch Davidians-like cult, but it’s not the focus of the story. The X-Files didn’t tackle a Columbine-like case, but MillenniuM kinda did.
>>223994238It's actually a myth that the agencies weren't allowed to talk to each other. FISA already had all the provisions necessary and just putting them on a watchlist would've done the job. It's just that they ignored their own Intel. There were literally dozens of tips that each agency had gotten separately: FBI got tips about suspect flight students (an instructor warning that “a 747 loaded with fuel can be used as a bomb”), CIA got tips that they were in the US, an entire bin laden unit set up already and despite they themselves issueing presidential briefings on possible hijackings and knowing about the failed Bojinka plot from the 90s officially they we all "lacking the imagination" that this could happen.
>>223998352That was referencing the contemporary theories that the OKC bombing was done to cover up evidence from Whitewater or Waco or JFK or whatever else struck your fancy stored there.
How do you think Gillian would react if she ever found out that is worshipped in the small little corner on the internet? Do you think she would find it endearing, or would she be creeped out by it?
>>224003141she strikes me as the type of person who is well, well aware and is probably into it
>>224003141she's dirty, she'd love it
They should have done a courtroom drama spinoff where all the weirdos Mulder and Scully collar are put on trial. I want to see a sleazy lawyer trying to mount a defense for the Brundlefly dude that ate fat women or that hillbilly with lightning powers.
>>223993530I always wanted to be an FBI Agent. I'd have a constant chubby knowing I'm wearing a black suit and can pull out a wallet and fuck up someone's day.
>>224003601I would be all for more scenes of Mulder just going apeshit on the stand telling these pervs they'll burn in hell like that one guy who killed the young cop he was holding hostage
>>224003601>>224003675Oh yeah and I forgot, what about that guy who ran the Santa theme park and killed dozens of kids over the years? He wasn't supernatural but you can bet your ass that trial would be national news and Mulder and Scully would be right in the thick of it.
>>224003675There are several court room scenes were Mulder looks like a lunatic telling a court Tooms is hundreds of years old abs is a mutant or the Pusher guy can makepeople do shit. Reality Mulder and X Files would lose almost every case that went to trial. “Your honor this kid can control electricity and needs to be locked up. I don’t have and real evidence but trust me bro.” Scully constantly reminds Mulder of this
>>224002942OKC happened because McVeigh got away from his glowie handler and was actually able to rig a bomb due to his military experience. Nowadays they make sure to give empty pressure cookers to people with an 85 IQ.
IM REOPENING DA DRUK FIELS
>>22400375296' for me
>>223998061>using her hands instead of mouthwhat a fucking bitch
>>223998389I dunno, I think it's pretty good. There's definitely some plot convenience but it's well-paced and looks pretty good. A number of mytharc two-parters clear it, though.
>>224003601They already did that in the follow-up to the episode Squeeze. Mulder testified at the parole hearing that the dude was a 100 year old monster that eats human livers every 25 years so he could hibernate. The guy was released.When Scully tried to ask him wtf he said “I don’t care if it sounded crazy it was the truth.”
>>223994238in my country there are just 2 forces of cops and they still have beef with each other
>>224005082In the US, it's just bravado. We have at the federal level:>DEA: deals with drugs not covered by>ATF: alcohol, tobacco, firearms>FBI: general investigation and law enforcement>Secret Service: besides presidential protection, they have a huge cybercrime unit>Marshals: they hunt fugitives for other agencies. True Grit was about one since Marshals can go on reservations (which aren't bound by state law)There's other stuff like the NSA and CIA, but they're not law enforcement.This doesn't count state, tribal (in the case of reservations), territorial (like PR, Guam, etc), county, or city agencies.
>>224003601There was a COPS crossover episode. They should have done one with Judge Judy.
>>224005255If I was going to do a sort of X-Files type story, I'd pick those fish and wildlife cops as my protagonists.
>>224005431Oh yeah, forgot about park rangers/fish and game.
there are a couple Navajo rangers who are basically the really life Mulder and Scully. they literally looked into bigfoot, alien and skinwalker cases in real life. One of the guys has been on that Skinwalker Ranch show a bunch of times and his written a book
>>224003601but this cases would take place all over the US, the main character would fly from LA to Texas to defend vampires and mutants?
>>224005635https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UUwlWhJRg4
>>224005716the main character has a grudge against Mulder and Scully and just takes the cases out of personal spite and for easy Ws on his defense record.
>>223993530Bleak House TV series 2005
>>224005635
>>224006551that lawyer's name? Gaul Loodman
>>224007628Uncanny resemblance to Alex Karp.
>>224005635Man that episode was cringy as hell
>>223998061
>>224008258It's one of the best you philistine.It also settles once and for all what Gibson intended Molly to look like.
Scully cosplayers make me diamonds
>>223994320This and ICE
>>224008758Love this broad. Just know she's a freak.
>>224008758Minus points for overdoing the foundation to the degree of having a yellow face on pasty white skin.
>>224009017https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArIIdhEHSy8FBIHAND OVER YOUR PIE
>>224007628It was 1993 and it was about AI.
>>224008325As of right now, I am officially opening my pants.
>>224008325She’s become so cringe after she did that show where she played the sex counselor. Puts out a stupid drink called G Spot. Reminds of Tropic Thunder Booty Sweat
>>223993644I say this as someone that supports cops and all that, but lots of cops are really insecure men and women. They get territorial like dogs.
>>223997305True crime is cool, I like it, it's interesting any intelligent person has some interest in it. But my fucking god does it attract some of the dumbest, most dysfunctional and cuckoo people on the planet, some of them likely dangerous psychos themselves. I have never seen stupidity the likes of that in the true crime internet community, their "theories" and they obviously like having some juicy new case to sink their teeth into.
>>223993530>First-Person Shooter>Never AgainSettle it now, which one is the worst sex files ep ever?
>>224005255not exactly. white collar crime is partially FBI, Secret Service, and SEC depending on what kind it is (the latter two deal mainly with financial crimes). the FBI also captures bank robbers if the bank operates in multiple states and usually captures interstate fugitives despite that being notionally the job of the US Marshals because they only have a tiny amount of personnel. there is also USPI who investigates shipping contraband through the mail.
>>224009315>First-Person ShooterI am convinced that was an attempt at a comedic meta-episode like Clyde Bruckman.Plus any episode with the Lone Gunmen cannot be bad, automatically.
>>224009255cops want the credit, promotions, etc from felony convictions. they can't get that if some other agency does it instead.
>>224009183>She’s become so cringe after she did that show where she played the sex counselorshe was always like this
>>224009183She was always somewhat slutty. She just kept it somewhat contained until she got past middle age and it was obvious she won the genetic lottery and was going to be a gilf.
>>224005255>Marshals: they hunt fugitives for other agencies. True Grit was about one since Marshals can go on reservations (which aren't bound by state law)they also provide protection for Federal judges and transport Federal prisoners as well as enforcing the orders of Federal judges (however the president has to order them to do that so he can simply not do it if he doesn't want a court order enforced)
>>22399419799% of the time it's the CIA asking the FBI to take over the investigation.
>>224009492We are the 1%.
>>223993530>remove all scenes with agent Hitler in them from all streaming servicesSeriously, what the fuck? Now people will never know about his bromance with Skinner.
>>224009086>>224009086>Just know she's a freak.>pawg scullyhoooly
>>224009314one of the biggest retard things these guys do is ask "why did X serial killer murder someone, get out in 10 years, and murder six other people? ffs." sometimes it was something as simple as prison overcrowding.
>>224009315never again is good for horny scullyFPS is awful
>>224009314the other problem with true crime media is that it's highly skewed to crimes involving young attractive white females as either the perp or victim. they won't for example ever mention Samuel Little being the most prolific serial killer in US history because he was a black man who killed mostly black prostitutes.
>>224009615There was no life without parole until the 80s, unless you were sentenced to death you always had a chance at parole.
>>223996950they also make cops look way smarter and more competent than they actually are
>>223996950also all perps in TV and movies are always white males
>>223993959SCULLY SKIN MAN IS CALLING ME FROM A BUBBLE BATH!
>>224005082Canada has metro police and RCMP and the latter are awful, utterly and profoundly retarded, and totally corrupt, and despised by the former. Every loser douchebag you went to school with joined the RCMP. They'll bust up teenagers parties and take their drugs so they can resell them, they'll bust down your door at 1:00 AM for posting racist comments online, but they will never ever go after real criminals because that's dangerous.
>>224009813the most prolific serial killers of all time seem to be in Latin America and Eastern Europe
>>223993563fpbp
>>223994206>What kind of name is Mulder anyway? What is that... like Jewish?
>>224009443Exactly
>>224009443Naw. She kept it pretty classy. She wasn’t posting picture of her with dildos every chance she gets like now. I might be wrong I just find it performative to tapinto her sex ed shit
>>223993959For me, it's Mommy Scully
>>224003752>>224011603All forms of Scully are desirable.
>>224011531>She wasn’t posting picture of her with dildos every chance she gets like now.as soon as she got on social media she was like this, even before sex education, Scully's vibrator in S11 of the xfiles etc
>>223998501>Dozens!
>>224002755What really happened, anon?>>224003618Well, you meet the psychological criteria>>224004034That's what's put out there by actual ("former") glowie John Schindler, though. Meanwhile there's the footage of McVeigh in uniform on a military base after he was supposed to have been discharged, and the witnesses who claim to have seen multiple men rigging charges in the basement...People always say, why doesn't the military DO something about the tyrannical government, all these soldiers are patriotic and super-based... I wonder: maybe they did, and didn't tell you...
>>223993563>That was no chick, man! That was a man in a drag wig!
>>223993530>FBI, I'll take it in the rearOkay ma'am
>>224012852>I'll be there in five minutes
>>224012508I forgot the details but there was a cop who started digging into the bombing and wound up committing suicide by binding his wrists and shooting himself in the back of the head.
>>224009183She's always been a fucking weirdo. Read up on the shenanigans she used to get up to on the set of the X-files. Theres an outake scene she did with the cigarette smoking man in the car where she asks him if he wants a blowjob. Doing really cringy "pranks" like swearing or saying really un lady like stuff on purpose to fuck up the take. Shit like that.
>>223994348Mulder was a lot smarter than Scully tho, even more booksmart
>>224008364I was sad when she died.
>>224013012She was hot, but too 90s "hackercore" and stupid.>it's all over THE NET>just gotta look on THE NET
>>223993530Started rewatching again and goddamn, its still great. We will never get anything like it
