horseradishion
>>225805702but this is not a sauce?
>>225805702they should turn that into a sauce
>>225805725it's an emulsion
Mental how you Incels jump up and down with joy when your Mum buys you a new t-shirt from Uniqlo but if that very same t-shirt was F&F branded from Tesco you would be on the floor throwing a tantrum.
How do we solve the female question
>>225805730fancy name for a sauce
>>225805736It's just not kawaii enough
>>225805702That's ginger
>>225805736Qrd on the Uniqlo gimmick?
>>225805736dire forced gimmick
me? im wearing a jumper from NEXT that my grandparents bought me for my birthday
Wearing a Quecha tracksuit from Decathlon. Suppose I don't really need to say it's from Decathlon since Quecha is a Decathlon exclusive brand.
how do christians feel knowing their "saviour" got buckbroken by ROMAN BVLLS and was made to carry his own cross around before he got crucified LOLchristians actually carry a crucifix around their necks to remind themselves how bad their leader for his shit pushed in LMAO
>>225805768gp
asian people when they see the horseradish sauce but green
>>225805717he's real(even real doesn't do justice to the profoundity of his existence, he is in the language of exodus 3:14 "i am who i am" or "i will be who i will be"in the language of medieval scholasticism "ipsum esse subsistens" which mean subsistent (entirely self realised) "being" itself.>>225805791you kinda forgeting the next and most imp ortant part of that story bro lmaoand also the whole christanity conquering the roman empire bit lmao
how do you balance the fact that calling people retards online and not doing anything to help anyone ever is the most distinctly unchristian behaviour you could possibly do? like if you believe in the teachings and want to go to heaven simply believing it's true isn't enough you're supposed to be kind and helpful, not sit in your incel lair trying to cyberbully atheists
>>225805800lol he look like a nerd
>>225805764don’t know, hope this helps
>>225805821who does that
>>225805794Keep going I want them to be even more aware of how happy you are no matter the situation or facts so long as you can just sit there and talk about black cocks. I want you to have even less voting power
why does diego flip flop between saying he's a horrendously ugly permavirgin and saying he's actually not that bad looking, popular and gets female attention regularly?
anyone else catch all those strange lies from diego a few threads ago when he was speaking to that tall incel? you'd think a christian wouldnt be so eager to lie like that
Looking at the different religions and I'm liking Mormonism
>>225805821it is merely another dire forced gimmick from the twisted mind of a middle aged incel its not that deep bro
really organic posting
>>225805843he's mentally unwell
>>225805821don’t really value your opinion on christianity as a non-christian mate
so is katsu just the Japanese word for cat
>>225805837He's never said that or hasn't said that in 2026
>>225805843ever considered not every poster is diego?
>>225805786for me it's kiprun
>>225805853https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1793104636369140.mp4
>>225805859I'm a good samaritan, trying my very best to help you
shut up incel
>>225805872not being able to recognise patterns probably means you're low IQ mate.
>>225805885not clicking it but thanks
Tilde samefagging himself to say Mousey wants to fuck him. Wonder why
>>225805815>christanity conquering the roman empire bit lmaodidn't conquer shit. constatine was retarded and made it state religion. if he didn't do that your religion would be irrelevant. anyway imagine being a European and worshipping someone elses religion hahaha pathetic would you let a foreigner fuck your wife too? filthy rodents
you're twisting my melon man
>>225805885yeah thay's mint i'll generate that
>>225805887thats good mate, keep it up
>>225805764
>>225805899atheists try not to mention cuckoldry challenge: impossible edition
>>225805832diego
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJwN2W40--c Today's tunage. Proper relaxing
>>225805899ahh ok the bits of the roman empire you like are "based" and the bits you don't like (regardless of the historical reality) is "cucked" absolute state of low iq atheists like youlittle emotionally clouded worldview
>>225805952hi
>>225805916
>>225805893recognise plenty of patterns but there are many posters here with schizophrenia who can't imagine a multitude of posters *looks at you*
>>225805896are we sure it isn't mousey pulling a prank on us though
>>225805736Yeah of course she does, how else would I get a shirt?
Black people love Trump Not exactly going to vote Biden are they
Why was he so horny?
Been lifting the heavy thing a while nowI can lift it more times than I could beforeOnce I can lift it two more times than I do now I can make it a heavier thingHopefully this will encourage a woman to touch me on the penis
having an all-aussie adventure
>>225805968well you've failed to recognise this pattern. so the low IQ point remains.
>>225805837It’s just a meme nigga damn
Why does DTFIC think half of the posts in every thread are made by his imaginary enemy?
>>225805982Bizare post, black people voted for Biden
Geezer level 1 is getting into bird watching Geezer level 2 is caring about the direction of the wind. And telling people that it's a nice south westerly or whatever the fuck
>>225805983Boleyn pussy changed him
>>225805994Your life is grim
Suggested order of deployment for our upcoming war with Russia or Iran or whoever 0) Sons of politicians 1) Boris wave 2) Citizens by naturalisation 3) Retired women4) Retired men 5) Convicted criminals 6) PiP recipients 7) Dual nationals 8) Army regulars 9) Army reservists 10) General call for volunteers 11) Conscription
>>225805968actualy 'tis i who be looking at (You)
>>225805993because it doesn’t exist lolwhat's your evidence for this pattern?
>>225805953that's rich coming from you
Harry Kane is literally the best player in the world
>>225806032thank you very much
>>225806016can we put the retired women last, I want to keep my mummykins safe
>>225806032hs
>>225806035against your heidenheims, your st paulis
newsflash buddy *farts in your face*
ethically sourced practice gf is on the cards
> A Restore Britain Government will ONLY grant British citizenships through marriage, subject to strict fraud checks. Nothing else.
>>225806058now listen here pal
Projection is such more common than you think. Something for you to think about
>>225805996maybe he’s actually right, you ever thought of that?
>>225806016and who will be left to serve the coffee in the Pret bunker?
i am /brit/s wokest barmer
>>225806027not my fault you're too stupid to see it.
Rorke doesn't know what to do here!!
>>225805837>I want you to have even less voting power
Fed up of this malarkey, I'm bringing out the seals until everyone can be nice to one another (as Jesus intended)
diegos a proper weirdo isnt he. and he still maintains he's not an incel because of his dog shit personality. insane levels of cope
>>225806067your Real Madrids
I'd say I'm woke now, Rorkes have lost a lot of their aura and are really boring now so I'm now a Woke
>>225806093
my OCD brings all the AI to the yard
jewsus died like a little bitch. little coward was made to carry his own cross through the desert and then died on it, then retards actually believe he "rose from the dead" bahahahaha also jewsus was such a cuck his girlfriend was a whore named mary lmao
as a prnak we shuold all get diego a gf lol
>>225806082you're severely mentally ill
>>225806118what’s the first order of business as woke then?
>>225806131see>>225805885
>>225806137i accept your concession
well if the poo fits, as they say
>>225806136Imagine the look on his face on Friday!!
uh oh
>>225806120
>>225806131most intelligent atheist >>225806106what's wrong with diego's personality
>>225806118rorke and leftiepol are gone im afraidit's just actual subhuman fascist vs actual subhuman commie now
>>225799695How much does it cost? Wish I could find a way to pay for you. If I'm ever in Argentina I definitely will.Nobody should be deprived
>>225806159excuse me I was crowned most intelligent atheist last thread you can't just take that away and give it to an aussie
>>225806150most literate schizophrenic (not doing well to help shift your reputation as a schizo lmao)
>>225806131pow like to see jesus respond to this one oh wait hes fucking dead
ffs dropped my gay card and have to order a new one
Made me laugh
lmao mbappe issued an apology statement for “insulting” mao zedong
>>225806159I'm not an atheist. nothing I said was wrong. I'll curb stomp jewsus faggot brains into paste like the gay little jew he was
>>225806177i accept your concession
>>225806158
can somebody explain to me why fans seem to love the genre of soccer player who are in the mid field and just dribble it around a bit until they can dive for a free kick?People fucking looooove yamal, or rakeem stirling, or this egypt cunt. But they don't actually DO anything
>>225806181Not funny
whole jesus malarky could have been solved if he just turned a glass of water into wine on the spot there
Tilde is well funny deleted it then reposted it
bands won't play no more(too much pooing on the dance floor)*trombone solo*
>>225806196most intelligent atheist
>>225806180TRVKEcuckstians been real quiet since this dropped
>>225805744Can't even be a literal comedian without it being about provoking men to enjoy your bum hole. Women are MADMm
>>225806201Yeah they advance the ball forward into advantageous attacking positions better than the average player, occasionally winning dangerous free kicks in the oppositions half.
>>225806197most literate schizophrenic(not doing well to help shift your reputation as a schizo lmao)
a scot's love is like a red red rose
>>225806212They did this on purpose to get the negative attention
it’s reads like a /pol/-yank posting on an aussie vpn
>>225805748Kek
>>225806212wow did the obvious bait man make an obvious bait posthysterical
tried to suggest the proto-gf grew her fringe out but she's having none of it
actually, men's professional ball kicking is a very serious sportnow if you'll excuse me, a hairy cane has just gone through the balloon door so I have to go fucking mental
>>225805860Rorke
provoking men to enjoy my bumhole
>>225806235But why do people like that? It's suck a rat fuck way to play the game. Just don't do anything and run around a bit because you can just get a free kick
ok but if I get called up for jury duty and just don’t go what they gonna do about are they gonna drag me out of my house
i love mini cheddars and im not ashamed to say it no moreyes we exist
>>225806286rorke and leftypol, the final hours
>>225806243you are clearly more mentally ill than me. you've been a sad lonely depressed incel for 40 years and you now spend your days lying to people on 4chan. neither of those apply to me because im a better person than you
>>225806299yep
you`re all boringneeds to grow up
>>225806286Really distressing video clipDon't post it again
>>225806299I think you just get a huge fine
I can't poo
>>225806299You get £1000 fine and prison if you refuse to pay it.
>>225806301so does my 1.5 year old old so you're in good company
>>225806301for me personally it's the red leicester ones
>>225806320that's not how you do squats
>>225806308most literate schizophrenic(not doing well to help shift your reputation as a schizo lmao)
>>225806320sex
>>225806347truth hurts nigga
>>225806354most literate schizophrenic(not doing well to help shift your reputation as a schizo lmao)
left a chocolate bar in the car and it's melted to fuckhow is it still so warm in late October this isn't right
>>225806299they give you a fine if they actually careI didn't respond to a letter and it said it could come with a $1000 fine but I emailed them asking about if I was going to get one and they said they didn't give a shit
>>225806347do you actually think this is making you look more mentally well or mature than him? just how desperate are you to get the last word in?
>>225806366yes spamming the same thing several times is definitely a normal thing to do. imagine doing this as a middle aged man. grow up
one thasand dollary-doos?? I'm contactin me prime ministah about this!
>>225806299tell them you're racist
>>225806398>just how desperate are you to get the last word in?i remember him doing it for hours once. just posting the same shit over and over again just to get the last word. mental
>>225806398>>225806400most literate schizophrenic(not doing well to help shift your reputation as a schizo lmao)
>>225806299this is why I'm glad I have a criminal record. never gonna get called up for that gay shit
it’s not right
>>225806429you are profoundly mentally ill
diego appears to be in quite the tizzy
>>225806442they finally got you on that armed slobbery charge?
>>225805764Its the only gimmick of 2026 so a front runner for gimmick of the year. Its been a bad year, /brit/ is creatively bankrupt
> USA: Pentagon Orders Bases to Prepare for 90 Days Without the Grid> UK: Defence Chief Urges War Readiness in 1,000 Days and Civilian Stockpiling> Japan: Disaster Minister Urges Nationwide Stockpiling of Food, Water, and Sanitation GoodsHave you stocked up on water, food, and emergency supplies, British folks?
>>225806442Hate having a criminal record.Was offered a really cushy job in Revenue but it got rescinded because of the police checks. Really cocked up the gift of life I have.
>>225806429this is why you're an incel bro
>>225806454>>225806476most literate schizophrenic(not doing well to help shift your reputation as a schizo lmao)
>>225806464im voting for Ian
>>225806471Nonce bastard
>>225806416i heard over there if you want to see the prime minister you just go to his house and he comes out like g'day what's all this then
>>225806486if you reply to me again you're gay
>>225806451She has the colouring of an oblivion character
I think EW is a swell looking babe and it'd be mighty fine to take her out for a rootbeer float some time
>>225806469does sanitation goods mean tampons
Get prepped!
>>225806538what the fuck is he up to now
>>225806460speak English you snow ape>>225806471my record just got spent this year after 10 years so it doesn't show up for job searches anymore, only for government jobs and some other stuff
>>225806518If you're not a meat orb, I could never be gay for you.
>>225806518most literate schizophrenic(not doing well to help shift your reputation as a schizo lmao)
they've moved straight on to the next person to gaslight them and say they have a bad life
going non-verbal in the meeting again
>>225806547about 5ng/mL
>>225806559mousenonce how do you feel about diego being more popular than you and now being "gaslit"?
halloween plans are locked in with a mateget in i said get inmy pet rock might order some MCAT off the darkweb now
happy people NEED to gaslight people and have someone to say their life is better to like a drug you are mentally stable and have an extremely good life
>>225806582ask him for a fun drug instead haha what a loser
Literally in and out of Lidl in 3 minutes and my Cheese Twist scranned before I even get back to the car
>>225806582im going out soloclubbing to a gay sex club because im an incel and despite being straight i figure being hit on by a guy is better than being hit on by no oneand the girls there are really hot and you can pretend to be bi when you hit on them
>>225806596you tried it before?i could get coke instead
>>225806573>Bullied kid: no dad I'm one of them and they like me, that's why they beat me up and make fun of me
>>225806600your interior is mirrored? suppose to be driving on the left side mate
>>225806612grim
>>225806600blud got a 6th gear
>>225806612can i come
>>225806634FOLC
>>225806600>supermarket chicken sushiGrim
>>225806624your dad never loved you lol
>>225806616if you’re going for a stimmy why not love it up on some mdma (in crystal form)?
>>225806540I think it means things like portable toilets, wet wipes, and toilet paper.
be aroused
>>225806541>cashless society>keep spare cash!>digital Britain>wimd up radio essential!>don't panic buy>quick, everybody hoarde!Nan's ecstatic about the cheaper marmalade, gherkins and boiled sweets though
>>225806652only got 5 me
imagine being the first mad cunt to be a bus"need to be on the other end of the village tomorrow morning, do you? tell you what, spot us a chicken egg and I'll be here at dawn with an extra seat on my horse, maybe we'll make a thing of it"
>>225806629better than not leaving the house or just getting wankered alone>>225806650i'm not the gatekeeper
>>225806663I could except I've done that drug a lot and I dislike how the comedown feels. I've heard 4-mmc is much less neurotoxic as well so less brain fog. But it's an option
>>225806665okay
>>225806689how about some 2cb then? could be a risky move if people are gonna go spook mode, but fun nonetheless
>>225806665far right for me
>>225806724alright rorke
>>225806724rorke in the voting booth
Right wing Libertariant me
>>225806689have you tried 69-FAG-POO ?
>>225806731>>225806735now THAT'S a double entendre
>>225806690
>>225806627u foqqin wot m8
>>225806753All of them?
>>225806753not aroused any more
>>225806753even hotter when they stick their finger up my arse
>>225806742Overdosed on that onceWas seeing bradleys in 4D hyperspaceI was shooketh.
>>225806689If you overdo it on the mcat the comedown is a million times worse than mdma and it's much easier to overdo it because it's fiendy and you can keep bumping it forever basically whereas mdma has more of a defined start and finish time It's great fun but be careful and try to avoid stimfapping on it because it can really mess up your reward pathways
>>225806753this one is very rootable
>>225806753name of this one?
>>225806784
for you x
>>225806828great dance moves tbf
how many ham and cheese toasties do you think you could eat in one sitting?assuming warburtons toastie, few slices of ham, lets say gouda cheesei think i could have three
1.7 million pensioners are in poverty because you refuse to pay higher taxes
>>225806833
>>225806833ill rape you
>>225806286>>225806319Was the pup harmed?
>>225806833thank you <3
>>225806851Mate I can't fucking pay for millions of pensioners I can barely pay my own bills (not strictly true I'm actually fairly comfortable)
>>225806828POV: dog
My shit smells terrible this morning My diet isn’t even that bad
>government advices you be cautious for this storm>/brit/cels assume this means WWIII is this week
>>225806880The average person would only need to pay an extra £100 a year to get pensions in line with minimum wage
>>225806891it's in 2 weeks actually
>>225806910Well my dad doesn't need it and my mum would just fritter it away on pointless holidays so by extrapolation it would be an utter waste of money
>minimum wage to go to 28k a year next yearLmao no point in a degree now unless you get a masters
guys is it unusual for your family to be in the same room with you and then go out somewhere but just leave and not say bye to you. Or do they hate my guts
fuck the winter cruise allowance
Nigga what even is piccalilli? Yellow shit, got like cauliflower in it? Crazy if you ask me
>>225806936haha are you all unemployed together
>>225806930how are small businesses expected to afford that?
>>225806936FOLC
>>225806936lol why would you expect your family to say goodbye everytime they leave the room? fucking freak!
>>225806958FuckOffLCPlease help me out here
>>225806956Idk. It means it will cost 31k a year to higher a full time worker at minimum
>>225806930i was making 25k as a uni-educated coder in 2015this country is fucked in the arse
ayo leftypol, head office called
>>225806967LovedCousin
>>225806979Should have gotten a doctorate then
>>225806966> go out somewhereDo you just not know how to read in Australia then
>>225806986the CEO, Rorke, wants a word with him (he's firing leftypol for putting a camera in the womens bogs)
>>225806967LittleCauliflower (He replied to the wrong post and was meant to be responding to the piccalilli query)
>>225806912>>225806992OUUUOOOOH
Mental how if all immigrants were deported wages would only increase by around 15% despite what incels think
Harry Kane becomes the first player to play under Sam Allardyce and win the Ballon d’Or. Mentor.
>>225807030Rapes would decrease by more though wouldn't they
won't someone think of the house of saud
poppy police out and about
>>225807054No, white men commit 90% of rape
>>225806956i run a small business and it is a cunt. minimum wage keeps going up, costs keep going up, but prices clients will accept don't rise at the same rate. need to start outsourcing to india or something.
>>225807089You've just put yourself in their sights lad, better bunker down because a shit storm of rape is about to drop on you
>>225807089Anything to suck the brown dick isn't it >Grr I hate white people I want to get raped by immigrants
>>225807074Reminder that Syria has offered to send 20,000 former isis soldiers to yemen in support of Saudi Arabia
>>225807103No because immigrants commit far less crime per capita
>>225807089Guess I best keep up appearances.Where you live
>>225807117untrue
Stop replying to spaedos bait
Just learned that Ireland has sent 2 million booklets to households in order to prepare them for possible disaster
sir two more weeks
>>225807169surely by now theyve learned to fish and will be alright this time...
protein doritos
sir poo screaming in?
>>225807194you're utterly fascinated by meal deals aren't you
>>225807188Most autistic post of the thread
Is the 11th of November a bank holiday in the UK?
>>225807194reddit filename
spores
>>225807216yes
OK but we all know how bratty sweep tosho is
>>225807216It's the main bank holiday of the year
>>225807216for most people
sup turniphead
>ethnoreligious group
Just can't see ubi becoming a thing personally. Not until they've killed most of the useless people off in needless wars or manufactured viruses anyway. Exciting what could happen to us
The next bank holiday in England and Wales is 25 December Christmas Day
I eat, therefore I poo
I heard a rumour that all of swedeanons horses have spavin
>>225807251surely it has to happen now that AI taking over everyones jobs. Microsoft are just about to cut 30% of their workforce
>>225806986Yes, I'd like some head
>>225807251Would be great if a virus killed you so I'd never have to suffer your pointless rambling again
>>225807274Simply can't see it happening, would be too much of a shakeup
>>225806864ICE TO SEE YUUU
>>225807274No, Microsoft has an Indian CEO so they are replacing the workers with Indians
>>225807285Well yes but it's unlikely to happen so you're just stuck with me aren't you?
Really don't get why more women don't go into prostitution.They can make like £3k per week just for spreading their pusswah.
Time for the little Poltard Babs to talk like they're in HOI4 and know every secret (all of it points to it being over)They're so intelligent and brave
>>225807322Problem is they have to shag undesirables and quite literally nothing in the world is worse for women.
R: 0▶All discussion of politics and current events goes on /pol/. >>>/pol/
>>225807312*humps you*
>>225807355your mum did it to make you
>>225807274Profit relies on labour. Labour is the necessary condition for profit.
>>2258073291 v 1 me at Trafalgar station
>>225807251We already have UBI in this country but it's only accessible to the most feckless, least scrupulous members of society.
numbers are just metaphors from distance
>>225807405In Newport for the day little boyWant your jaw spun? Look for the 6'7 bloke of pure muscle
on my lunch break
what's your p(doom)
I'll be at the John Wallace LintonLook at me wrong and it'll be the last thing you do
adultwork.com/8287662I actually know this prossie, used to hang out with her quite a lot like ten years ago and was good mates with her bf, but they obviously broke up and he married someone who didn't become a prossie so probably for the best for him. Unsurprisingly she was much more fit in her 20s
>>225807490>penetration (protected)
>>225807490introduce yourself and talk about something nice you guys used to do back in the day so that she starts crying
>>225807577>>225807577>>225807577
>>225807576>>225807576>>225807576
>>225807578>>225807578>>225807578>>225807578
>>225807587>>225807585>>225807582State of you lot
>>225807582>>225807585>>2258075873 news posted on the exact same second
>>225807582>>225807585>>225807587oh doobaby it's triple!
