Spencer Compton, 1st Earl of Wilmington edition
Not using the latex fetish freak's threadThis is the one
>>225807602yeah yeah see you in a few minutes mate
>>225807576Straight out of Compton
my lifea gay porn
Gonna go out on an incelwalk before the sun completely sets.Don't misbehave while I'm out.
>>225810814$1.35 deducted from your bank balancePaid for by the taxpayer of course because they're a mentally ill tranny
16:27 and it's darker than the mousenonce's soul outside. Nary a speck of light visible to the naked eye.
*enters /brit/ providing the scran*
Need to go and do yogatoil at 5 because I booked it but frankly I do not relish the idea
>>225810883It's light outside you retard. Evil soulless retard I'm the great and good
>>225810883SCREAMING
dtfic at a family dinner seethingmuttering 'dollymong' 'spaino gimmick' 'ocd ritual' under his breath as everyone else ignores him
30 years old and I don't have any skills or talents Just wish I was good at something, anything
>>225807576David Mitchell????
Wonder which island has the better twatt
>>225810914want sex now
mousenonce and his evil vantablack soul
dtfic accidentally wheeling into the door frame
It is somewhat thoughtful that despite calling me transphobic names, Mousenonce uses they/them pronouns for me. He doesn't outright call me him
>>225810914Would fuck each and every one of those without a moments hesitation
>>225810931ktim
>>225810919>as everyone else ignores himWoah just like in this thread
need pint gf
uh oh
>>225810925Faceblind autist????
>>225810939YWNBAW
>>225810939mentally ill recognises game apparently
>>225810923Become a youtuber o algo tBh.
>>225807576thought this was gazza from the thumbnail
StarCraft players 999APM but 40WPM lol
>>225810939fence update?
>>225810994>evil eyeburn the witch
>>225810994don't know what that is
>>225810994wohoohohohohohohooahoahoaohoah
dtfic stands for depressed titanically fat incel cunt
>>225810994canine only
Absolutely mental that wageslave NPCs will "go to bed" at some set time like 9pm and just force themselves to sleep so they can then force themselves to be up for ludicrously early alarmsInstead of just falling asleep when they feel sleepy like normal people doActual robots lmfao
oh my days leftypol shield your eyes
>>225811009Boobums
Notice how back even just a few decades ago you'd get famous actors, musicians, etc who go their break through fame later in life?Not any longer, we've built a world where that's impossible Today you have to be a nepo baby, or luck out in going to acting / music school since infancy That or go to uni and get a degree in the subject That means everyone gets spat out into the industry at a young ageBut all those people with raw talent and soul, with the eccentricities of lacking privilege don't get to break through at all any more, never mind later than the rest Eventually every industry that leads to fame and money will be consumed entirely by wealthy nepo babies and the real talented individuals will end up as neets
$1.80 from their bank balance
right then why has he taken a screenshot and cropped it onto her cleavage
>>225810947give me one good reason i shouldnt just be able to fucking take what i want here
*enters da thread*
>>225811000They're putting it up now
>>225811017
Za coming out the oven
Watching zionist content RN
>>225810994original photo is better because it shows you her proportionsyou can't tell from this image if she's just chubby or not
>>225811055But it's pitch black outside, how can they possibly see what they're doing?
>>225811034
>>225811055hope it blows away on the next storm
>>225811029>mfw
>>225810996screaming diego has been done
>>225811049up in da club
>225811055$2.25 from their bank balance
the funniest posts on /brit/ are the ones where dtfic claims to be normal and have good life. just such a lack of self awareness
>>225811035Youd be quickly subdued by the other males. Probably beaten up, then you'd be arrested and put in prison for attempted rape.
meltdown
>>225811067based af
>>225811089He plays StarCraft? So it is him then
Put some pepper on that pizza, make it pop
>>225811111vgp
been posting in the old for the last 15 minutes fuck me
At some point I fear they will get fed up of me not actually doing any work but I figure I'm due an official warning before they just up and fire me so at least then I can start toiling proper
its not pitch black outside stop lying
skyrim mods
>>225811123he was/is a semi-pro scbw player at least semi-pro for the west (non koreans)
its too fucking cold i can't STAND IT!!!!!!!!!!
>>225810880wlh
>>225811134it's autumnmong. he can't help himself
Corporatetoil office is 1h15 away, there is a company culture of being in around 8ish, and I have to go three times a week
>>225811134That's because my soul is bright and the other person is demons
>>225811134It is though it's dark
lids my car just passed the motdrinks are on me
family guy peter griffin compilation 87 | funny
gymtoil complete
>>225810919scr
>>225811136Proof?
Big fan of when I make an assertion or pick an argument and then someone else comes in and fights my side for me while I examine large breasted women on other boards. We should have more of that.
>>225811150id say find a new job but the job market is fucked right now
very ominous lump on my scrotin
I'm looking for this manTo sell him to another manTo sell him to another man, for ten times his price at leastOne - you lock the targetTwo - you bait the lineThree - you slowly spread the netAnd four - you catch the manFreeze! Shoot to kill or die!Freeze! Shoot to kill or die!
Sir Rorke
>>225811192shut up mate
Think I'll be doing spaghetti bolognese and garlic bread for dinner, seems awful likely.
>>225811137it not right
>>225811191It’s probably an oil gland cyst. I get little ones of those on the sack all the time
reality itself (being, existence etc.) is lowkey fundamentally evil
>>225811205Loser
>i can't STANDktim
>>225811090It took me too long to realize this meme was because of the song on the TV
I actually have the exact same penile proportions as Tim.
get the 'tex posted
>>225811211ALL OF THE LIGHTS
>>225811236sharp as a cueball, this one
>>225811211Now its tim whos become rotund(a)
>>225811241imagine kicking her right up the chuff
>>225811178go archive >>225811218hs
does your dad know you're crippled?
>>225811231nasty post this. uncalled for
Error: tranny out of credits
just really wish I'd never been born
found a prozzie and just paid for an hour i just hugged her in bed because i was sad and then she left 5 minutes later and im banned from the siteactually crying now
>>225811186It's totally fucked and I probably won't find something that pays what it does without having anyone reporting to me (I do not want this, I want to make as much as possible without having a direct report).
It's just a pity about their faces
reckon you lads would be happier if you were trans
>>225811269yeah mate. so do we every day when we have to see your boring blogposts
Legal cooked pizzas only in my house if you catch my drift
>>225811191went to the hospital for one of those once, made the female nurse giggle to get over the awkwardness. thankfully was a nothing burger
how odd
I could tell them Cali packs came from Canada
>>225811274They won't even let you snuggle for the allocated time?Right, get them all arrested
>>225811274screaming
>>225811305Imagine it was more of a guffaw than a giggle given your proportions mate
>>225811295they dont seem like happy people in general and it appears to make life more difficult
Wonder what Oxford bender is up toProbably living his best life in London or San Francisco
>>225811274They keep doing this to be
>>225811297you're evil
nth for the gyaldem
>>225811331hopefully withering away from hiv
>>225811307
>>225811300good lad I don't support paki takeaways either
I HATE he gyaldem
glod
catberg goin mental
>>225811360finally someone said it
You're all evil bastards and porn addicts You should be sent to work on an oil rig with no internet access for 5 years
just asked my chatGPT to audit my family on everything I've told it about them, time to unsub
>>225811380who are you the cardinal
>>225811380Fuck off then
>>225811380/brit/izens would just find other vices, mostly gay rape
>>225811380that would genuinely do everyone who spends way too much time online goodthe anti-internet/tech conscription.. society sorted
>>225811380ive been to an oil rigwe worked for 12 hours, gooned for 4, then passed out from the goon-alch sesh and woke up to do it again.
>>225811380Would love for this to happen, is there any service I can pay for someone to forcibly hold in an offshore facility against my will with no internet access for a few years?
>>225811288i know it's awful to think and say this but it's not just the face even the skin the colouration of it something is just off
>>225811259No
/brit/ oil rig sex
>>225811395he wishes for any sort of power
I'd probably shag this guitar lad even though I'm 100% straight
>>225811380I think porn does make people evil desuIt's the dopamine starvation
>>225811248
>>225811380ah yes gay sex, that'll solve /brit/ *smacks you up the head* get it together
>>225811380Do you know what they did for entertainment in the evenings on oil rigs before internet?They'd all go to the little miniature bar/pub on the rig and get merrily pissed all evening long, playing bingo, darts, pool, doing quizzes, telling stories, jokes, having a laugh.
I am the yh "nigga"
they can't get internet on the rigs because small particles of iron floating in the oil moving up the column cause a powerful magneto-cylinder which surrounds the entire platform and prevents the internet getting in or out
>>225811468i really don't give a fuck mateno one here gives a fuckboring man
>>225811483don't give me them manson lamps
The ladder situation as actually depressing sc2
how would you react if you saw your mum on facial abuse?
>>225811507
does gay bum time really happen on oil rigs?
Yeah but imagine being stuck on an oil rig with zeidy and mousey
they have internet on oil rigs
have you read today?gone outside?worked?made a meal?exercised?washed?did something productive?
>>225811507how would you react if your ancestors got to see all the freakish posts you've authored
>>225811519Yeah it's called starlink, low tech idiot
>>225811515Zieldy would straight up get murdered in the first week
>>225811507be like LOL!!!>>225811527yh
cant work on a rig on account of my legs not working
>>225811531???
>>225811534chucked overboard within hoursmousey would be found guilty in a drumhead court of being a "fucking annoying cunt" and thrown overboard
>>225811515mousey falling off the side of the shipziedy eating tar to make himself more blackheatherfreak eating tar because ziedy ate tar
>>225811486Extremely strict no alcohol policies on them actually ok
>>225811360>*sabotages your poo taste mobile to fail at the railway crossing*>*charges full speed ahead*doob you later!
no one got my minion post yet smdh
>16:54>Sun practically setIt's over
just watched buddy (2026)
Hate how co-op only does a 4 for 3 deal on 620 ml beer bottles. Sometimes want to drink less bottles but no point when the deal is for 4 and if they're in the house and I'm drinking I'll inevitably want to drink them all
>>225811543Don't worry, you can be the rape gimp / abuse slave
>>225811550Mousey would wind up being kind in the first 24 hours
>>225811566just closed the curtains m'self
>>225811566Been dark for 40 minutes now
>>225811515mousey would end up thrown in the sea
>>225811380I'm doing no fap november albeit
>>225811581Stop drinking
he's abandoned us lads
>>225811583bit gay isnt it
>>225811581This used to piss me off also when I was on the muck. Want to ration myself to two but now I have four and I will inevitably drink them all.
don't believe you
>>225811606don't see how
>>225811566woke won
>>225811566>clocks change>days instantly feel grimmerFucking hatee it
>>225811566Sunday was the last day until 7 Feb 2027 that sunset will be before 5pm.
This fucking bootlicker btw
>>225811615im a ugly hairy balding man
>>225811566happens every year you mong
>>225811627its by designthe clockjews have been doing it for centuries
the moon looks nice right now
got some ribena in my flask
anyone noticed its darker earlier?
>>225811629huh?
turning the toil laptop off 2 minutes early
Have you did something productive?
>>225811581Love the big bokkles me. The big 660/620ml ones. Ice cold. Poured in a nice stemmed beer glass. Corr blimey.
>>225811649unfounded statement
>>225811274Oh my Ba'al, what a tool.
>Have you did something productive?
ever since the clocks changed something's been off like the whole world is an hour ahead of what it used to be during the summer
The tranny, zieldy, heathernonce and homealone, leaf flag (one person btw) is now just jerking off to degrading himself hoping for free replies
>>225811660yh fuck off
>>225811660yeh made lunch
>>225811659ILLEGAL
what should i have for breakfast
>>225811627just need to hunker down and muscle through it for 2 months then it'll be christmas and once we're into the new year it won't be long until springAll of december gets bundled into christmas so really it's only 1 month of enduring this grimness. We can manage one month.
big bowl of gay poo for tea
>>225811715me :)
>>225811681
>>225811715A TIME MACHINE!!!!!
evens i'll liftodds i'll take an evening off
>>225811719>once we're into the new year it won't be long until springLiterally takes until late May-early June for it to feel like spring
Mental how grim january and february are
>>225811732um x
>>225811715big bowl of gay poo
>>225811736get those heavy things picked up and put down again!
>>225811733*Rapes you at full mast*
>>225811751i usually go skiing in those months.
>>225811756well im going to bloody well have to now aren't iif i dont bad things will happen as the numbers said to do so
>>225811751March is the worst
>i usually go skiing in those months.
anthropic is 2 minutes away from IPOing. make sure you're on the right side of the wealth rapture. quick , shag a tech worker for stock
>>225811748usually get a week or so of 25C weather in Feb these due to the ol global warming
I run this general.
>>225811649yes :)
just got off the online help chat with Rajesh
>>225811780
Any Christmas plans?
>>225811776SPCX is down 6% with AI exposureANT is also going to tank as its a money pitonly NVDA will be making money, they own the gpus and hugging face
*slaps knees*right, time to get gangblacked
>>225811607You also feel like a massive alkie huddling 4 big bottles past everyone to the till but THAT'S THE DEAL THEY DO
>>225811808grinch
trick or treat smell my feet give me something good to eat
im a black man
>>225811817sc
>>225811792Must be mental being a fit 20 year old girl knowing you've only got a window of a few years to make millions fannying around on the internet in revealing clothing
A black manA white woman
>>225811776I've been using it to code, it's never been so over for developers
>>225811835was just saying this down the pub
>>225811824Get your willy out
>>225811776will this be the market peak
>>225811824
>>225811808participate briefly in the family ritual and fuck off asap back here and just go clubbing for a few days i reckon, whatever events i can find on
Tap ada marnin ta ye
my christmas decorations got utterly ganggrinched
Indian men and their British boys
>>225811808Practice my hidden alcoholism openly without prejudice
>>225811776still a couple of weeks away at least its a risky onethey want a valuation of over a trillion $ but they've not made any profit (many billions in debt) however, they increased their earnings by over 1000% in a single year.plus they have several big contracts with giant companies which is positive
>>225811859finally laughed at a post
japanese salarymenkenyan housewives
>>225811660archiving me
>>225811848Stumbled across this guy's imagefap profile a few months agoHe no longer does the BNWO stuff and is now in a mental arc where he is a female co-performer of and married to Max Hardcore, and he has a new white doll that is Max.
>>225811859>ganggrincheda daring synthesis
*crickets*
>>225811900>He no longer does the BNWO stuff and is now in a mental arc where he is a female co-performer of and married to Max Hardcore, and he has a new white doll that is Max.closing the asylums was the worst thing the west has done
>>225811900thank employed male, now smoothe your brain over your childhood bedroom walls
>Chat as a paid user...
>>225811869>>225811810alri ed zitron
>>225811838advertberg rubbing his hands in delight
>>225811528probably laugh with me over a drink
>>225811932dont know who that is
is boarding school a form of child neglect?
>>225811921What
>BNWOexcuse me?
is getting raped by your stepdad a form of abuse?
matched with a cute woman on Bumble ladsshe's a few years older than memessaged her twice so far
>>225811969ask your therapist, not us
test
>>225811894does your dad give you allowance to send to cartoon children online
im ugly
>>225811969i think so but im not an expert
Officially single. I can feel the new woman just around the corner now
We all on our ocd rituals posting same shit as the previous days then
>>225811978if she responds i'll eat my shoe
>>225811988your the fittest poster in the whole wide general
feel tired drowsy and shit
>>225811932i also don't know who that is
>>225812003:)
Test
just cracked cooking. it's literally just the formula pantry base + protein + 2 veg + herbsyou can go into asda and fill in these at random and it'll be fine. unless the protein is meat the level of heat you have to apply and the method /prep is irrelevant
reorejf
>>225812021what was this last 3 day break for?
>>225812014>>225811953is wikipedia broke
>>225812019runtish
>>225812040He looks penger when it's sunny
>>225811527unironically done all those things and do them most daysstill a miserable gfless friendless incel tho
>>225811964Black New World OrderIt is a sexual fetish grounded in the belief that white people need to be bred out of existence and replaced by white people, enabled through persecution, imprisonment, and even genocide of white men, and impregnation of white women by black men.
>>225812040can't close her mouth
>>225812054don't know what that is
last call for dogshit zingers
>>225812040Walled unironically. Super sad because for a little while there it was like seeing a modern Helen of Troy
>>225811527will sit down after dinner to readyesyesin progressyesyesno
>>225812040Evropa...
That's not racist though btw
>>225811527yynnnyn
blud typed that out by hand omds
recycle when ready>>225807578>>225807578>>225807578>>225807578
>>225812071are you just an ai chat with knowledge of ai and no interaction with anything else?
>>225812093Of course it's not you racist nazi incel
>>225812040she's skinny again, groypers rejoice
