boomer edish
hello ok
>>225799662henlo
morning lads, still not feeling well
can't think of anything to do
Hope one day i can afford a prostitute, i don't want to be a virgin forever
>>225799647The boomer-gen-x switchover happened in the early 60s. If you were born between 1960 and 1963, you're a xoomer. Gen-x was born between 1964 and 1981.
might leave poopmerica and go live the dolce vita
>>225799697People should be killed when they retire
the evening watch
'twould seem the jewess ethan klein slept with when cheating on his wife is pregnant hmmmm
can't sleep :/
>>225799732AI and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
Need Emma Watson's gas up my nostrils.
>>225799778me neither x
i am shit, im sick, i shouldnt existi scarcely feel humanwhat the fuck is wrong with me
Black men are sex gods
heatherfungus ^
>>225799846why? why at 5 am? the fuck is wrong with you
>>225799859All sorts
>>225799859he is mentally unwell
Rorke leaving his front door unlocked and getting gangblacked in the night
you can poo at 5 or 6 stores, or just 1
>>225799915not the way I do
>>225799901rare example of the fungus admitting he's not right in the head
>>225799923is that so?
>>225799932*nods*Now if you'll excuse me, where is the outhouse?
>>225799953*unhinges my jaw to open my very wide*
fuck sorry just kill me i cant even use english
prayed for all of you just now hope you don't mind x
>>225799981It was good, thank you.
>>225799840You need to get on head meds.
brack men
>>225799990thanks mate
Love God me
>>225799990fat load of good it'll do, i'm fucked
>>225800010Asked all the Saints and Angels to intercede on your behalfYou'll be alri
god cursed me to live a horrible lifethere is no hope for me
God cursed me with dark skin, black as midnight.
>>225800024bet your life's better than mine x
gay poopon
>>225800044That's not possible
god cursed me to live a gay porn life
gay poo porn pong
It's mad how much boomers fucked everything up.
>>225800111Most selfish, entitled, odious generation of humans to yet live
nah. don't like that.
Mad how there's already a one world government
noncey spamming vile cartoon animal porn shit at 5am. he needs sectioning.
whatever happened to those riots in france
>>225800141hey now, there's still a few places like north korea and afghanistan that are zog-free
one race. the human race.
on the risk of sounding gay I do like to tongue my boyfriend Hernando's anus
>>225800193>DutchmanChecks out.
We're gonna vote vote vote, it's our moment!You know together we're voting, gonna be gonna be voting!
Dead thread
Rorke hurt itself in its confusion!
>>225800270bit early init
need a wee but dont want to get out of bed
sir harry 'ballon dor' kane
what skin tone emoji do you use
>>225800315blue
>>225800315yellow
>>225800315It's yellow or nothing.
>>225800315They don't have one for me (I'm too white)
would really like to have sex with a woman
I would like to live my myth in Maryport
>>225800315Sometimes I use black female astronaut to signify satisfaction.
The pregnant man: dark skin tone emoji is a version of the pregnant man emoji with the dark skin tone modifier applied.
>>225800431s
Goodnight everyone, let's hope for a better tomorrow x
>>225800472x
One time I saw a late 30s/early 40s interracial lesbian couple on a date in a restaurant in Burton on Trent.Also yes I am certain they were lezzers and not just friends.One shaven headed black lady with a nose ring, and a ginger woman.It actually stun locked me because I've never seen anything like it before or since, the kind of shit the wokest people alive dream up, or that exists on BBC shows. And it was real, and in fucking Burton. Mental.
>>225800532one time i saw a little gay chinese guy with his little gay chinese boyfriendthat was mental
>>225800532hot
>>225800532
wonder if anyone's ever been wanked to death
>>225800615>CRAAAAAWLING IN MYYYY SKIIIIIN
Sleeping like a right mug at the moment
despise ai
>>225800681alri reddit
got spooked and havent been able to sleep
>>225800713how so
>>225800732what spooked you x
>>225800732don't worry mate, woke isn't real
'26 has easily been the worst year of my life so far
>>225800765
>>225800792it's only going to get worse and keep getting worsex
>>225800792Ok
1000mg of diphenhydramine straight down the gullet
>>225799647>>225799697Why do boomers obsess over Looney Tunes characters so much?
>>225800846do they?
ugly and evil aren't I
made an instant coffee
>>225800873nah
>>225800958y tho?
https://www.imagefap.com/photo/269871056/?pgid=&gid=9533319&page=0
room temperature pizza for breakfast
>>225800982just did this irl
>>225800984corrrr
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1792913637473091.webmSOON
might go to bed as i am a neet runtoid worm creature
>In April 2027, Hitachi Construction Machinery will change its name to LANDCROSgrim grim grim
>>225800984heating it up in a pan with a splash of water kind o f makes it better than fresh - crispier
>>225800982dont think i will
UK just got nuked that's why it's quiet
well I watched the devils it's a good film ok
Can't spell nuked without UK
>>225799671where the FUCK IS HIS HAT
>>225801119Mousey's dream job awaits
>>225801223looking at reviews it seems most people have not understood this film regardless of whether they gave it a good or bad reviewthat's unsurprising unfortunately
women are wearing hijabs in my gyminfinity browns at every shopping mall
The girl at work I fancied has just asked me to help get her husband a job in my department. I didn't even know she was married and I've agreed to help like the cuck I am
>>225801038This proves my theory that we're all evolving into crabs
>>225801283Love when most the 1 star reviews are the ones with the heavy typos especially on a movie I like
>>225801299can I have a job in your department
ever notice how a pooey smell, if very faint, smells meaty and delicious?
The next Brit flag gets raped
who gives a shit about ethan klein? that nigga hasn't been relevant since like 2018
>>225801370Mossad lost another soft power asset
>>225799778https://youtu.be/t9Dcnl9XuDg
>>225800315If you're regularly using anything other than yellow you need throwing in the nuthouse
Why are the French roasting the japs so hard on twitter?
>>225801430qrd?
solving the cost of living crisis is as simple as sending them all back
Rumour has it Hila Klein wasn't putting out for over a year before Ethan cheatedHe had no choice but to go get pussy elsewhere
If you aren't using BBS Emoticons you normgroid thirdie phoneposters you need to leave
woke up with a headache again
Why are the French literally being burned alive by Algerians
not long now until I be gooning to lucia
can't wait for this bleeding rectum situation to blow over so I can go back to shoving things inside it
>>225801477all australian cities are majority non white btw
shawty a little baddieshe my little boo thing
>>225801463Interesting. This changes my view on the whole situation. Do you have more information?
why is it acceptable for women to cheat but not for men
>>225801554don't think it is
doing the BBL dance
pissing down, it lush
>>225801522And nothing of value was lost, city folk have always been mystery meat wannabe yanks
Europe used to have a GDP per person of 90% of America’s. It’s now 65%. It’s on its way to 50%.
>>225801616ok
bit of a line going up guy me
How about it's Ghost of Sashimi
>>225799662Konnichiwa!!
>>225801685sex wank
i 'h8' old people
>>225801685gorgeous landscape that
Do you remember that harlem shake video where the guy's standing on the toilet and he fires a blast of shit at his mate who's laying on the floor?
>>225801685Mad how if she didn't have big tits I would be disgusted. Peculiar how that works...
william can go to hell
>>225801726Yeah but for different reasons
sleeping really well recently. the cold weather always helps
bill gate he computr
Where is umpops
>>225801714can't say i recall that one
>>225801597no it's horrible
>>225801780https://archive.org/details/harlem-shake-poopin case you were interested
is it true that if you go to japan the japs will be racist to you for being a gaijin and a howaitu piggu
casting a spell
>>225801789why's he been and gone and done that then
gimmick idea: dressing up like santa claus for halloween
>>225801792alri Jay Hawkins
>>225801805reddit would love that
>>225801791some restaurants will say they're for Japanese only but other than that when I was there 10 years ago people in the less touristy cities were excited to meet us and the people in the touristy cities were used to it and didn't care
>>225801793Funny how the yanks spread a story saying he got arrested because of this image but it was actually because he called him a rentboy
we at /brit/ say a big congratulations to Harry Kane for winning the Ballon D'or
>>225801805better gimmick idea: celebrate halloween for christmas
>>225801829they've done a movie on this I think
I'm a year-round ghoul
>>225801835my life a movie
>>225801850leftypops
>>225801823the young lad said the old guy DIDNT look like a rent boy thoughever
scranning some dimmies
>>225801895what did you just call me?
>>225801850it blue my mind when i found out the Gail was a man. it's a girl's name...
rise and grind
no one:rorke: what’s a nigga doin, charging these hoes
been listening to u2, actually gave some choons ngl
genuinely might do it
>>225801958but what if you have to take off your shoes
>>225801958What happens when you have take your shoes off? I'm not tall but I wouldn't do that. Imagine taking a girl to your place and you take them off...I would be embarrassed.
>>225801983I’d only be taking my shoes off at home, and I live alone so
Indians are fucking freaksWas walking to the gym last night and heard a woman screaming and crying on my street so walked over and an Indian woman was crying with her kid and repeating some weird Indian prayer or prayer while standing outside someone’s garden.It ended up being she saw someone’s Halloween decoration of a ghost or vampire hanging from their garden tree and she thought someone had hung themslves
>>225801984> Imagine taking a girl to your placeThis isn’t something I have to worry about
>>225801991
It's actually funny seeing guys that are 183-185 and up wearing shoes with big lifts, like how fucking greedy and insecure are you.>>225802004you never know
Wonder what Mad Mousey is going to be posting today!
>>225801988then what would be the point really? just live in your fantasy reality pretending to “height-mog” strangers because you got mindraped by the internet?
>>225802018I do know>>225802043Yes exactly that. Confidence boost too
Got a team meeting today and feel I'll need to shower for the first time in 5 days otherwise everyone will see my greasy hair on camera and think I'm a proper scruff but I really don't wanna shower
How does Mousenonce have good facial structure yet is ugly as fuck? Obviously his evil and putrid soul has on outward effect on his looks and his hairline it fucked but i don’t understand how he looks so much like a genuine ghoul
>>225802018they're just making sure manlets can't move up the pecking order with lifts
>>225802057alri go on then lad
>>225802079Thanks for your permission
Job wants all my attention all the timeLike literally everything else in life
women wear makeup and "shape wear" so it's fine i reckon. wouldn't buy anything from peter thiel's rent boy though.
>>225802067I actively avoid buying shoes with even the slightest lift.I make sure to appear as short as possible when I'm out with a good looking girl.
If you are attractive and in good shape is it possible to have a gf with no job and being a freak?
>>225800846Same reason zoomers jerk off to anime.
>>225802115no
>>225800799I could throttle this twerp easily
arise sir harold kane
> Black people of African descent have lived in Britain since at least the Roman period, over 1,800 years ago. North African soldiers known as the Aurelian Moors were stationed at Hadrian’s Wall in the 3rd century AD, confirmed by inscriptions. Other evidence includes high-status individuals of African ancestry in Roman York.
>>225802065get one of those vtuber model things, maybe one of mousey, and use that for your work video calls!
I was pondering something recently lads In school when I had to write lines as a punishment I wrote each word vertically as I thought it would make it easier and faster?Was this correct or was I a mong?
> write lines as a punishmentNigga u old as fuck lmao
The rain in Spain falls mainly on the Spaniards
>>225802199SHUT THE FUCK UP!
We all love Employed Woman
RORKE
>>225802232no tranny “nigga”
>>225802147Might have made a small difference in wrist movement and familiarity of word shape but I doubt it was anything other than negligible.At my school we had a specific line we had to write, it was on a plaque in the main building and they were called knowledges>Knowledge is a steep which few may climb while duty is a path that all must tread Mental how that's glued into my brain when I left the school 20 years ago, but I suppose writing it hundreds of times will do that
>>225802147Definitely slower since we learn to write horizontally and with cursive each pen stroke flows from the end of one letter into the beginning of the next, something you lose completely with writing letters atop one another.
>>225802251
in primary school they made us copy out the dictionary as a punishment, and sometimes write lines too. also we didn't have lined paper so we had to use something called a "line guide"
hmm
>>225802293
>>225802293much to ponder
lookng very pale and ill today
i just had a realisation that as an adult im likely never going to get into a musician is that deep passion ever again, when you think they totally 'get you' and you get deep into them listen to all their albums and single.
Lads can we be serious for once and do some positivity for once and some research?What’s the exact erect size of your cock? I feel we make up a distinct portion of the community and we could once and for all get a fair and unbiased average for Brits I’ll start I’m 10 inches
>>225802066it doesnt have good faical structure lolit just has a bony face
Does britbong have attractive jews?
Why does the breakfast club have 5 students, 4 of which look like 30 year old adults and 1 who looks like an actual kid? It’s weird as fuck
Morning team. Fence people are here. Finished Bleach Thousand Years Blood War last night. Was a bit disappointed with the final cour to be honest it was a step down from the earlier cours but still enjoyable. I finished Shingeki No Kyojin season 2 which was very good I enjoyed it and started season 3 which has had an abrupt change in tone to focus more on the society of humans etc which was a bit jarring but okay so far.
The trick in school was to be quiet and not disrupt things so they would be more lenient on you when you didn't have your homework or whatever, when your yearly grades were up for consideration. Little did they know I was doing drugs in the bathroom and making out with the principals daughter during foreign language classes.
Why are the leaves falling off the trees so early this year? There was only like 1 week where it actually looked like autumn
Employed woman lives in Belfast and I have her exact address
wish i had one of those do nothing office jobsseems nice
>>225802332couldn't be more than 5,5/6 If I had to guess
>>225802362climate change innit
>>225802362work of the woke no doubt
>>225802325listen to fleetwood mac and then into the personal lore of the band
>>225802396good post
Employed woman I know you seen my last post, the next time I see your name on here your address is going up
>>225802350no one could resist should a sensual woman
>>225802066grimygreasyunnatural, sallow complexionall due to malnutrition and lack of hygeine or sunlightbasically your brain can perceive dozens of signifiers of sickness and ill-health due to evolution but they're too subtle for you to consciously name them all
>>225799712make this man pm
>>2258023326 inchesthoughti t was 6.5 but realised i'd been lying to myself when i measured it agian (or it had shrunk :(
>>225802413don't see the appeal of fucking someone the age of your daughter desu
>>225802350I'm amazed she's not a tranny
>An aristocratic Englishwoman, Lady Cornelia Locke, and a Pawnee ex-cavalry scout, Eli Whipp, come together in 1890 mid-America to cross a violent landscape built on dreams and blood.staring r emily blunt, might give it a cheeky watch
Cancel all current pensions for the benefit of the UK, boomers got their houses during the golden era when life was easy fuck them
>>225802428>shes only 27 years oldmate just fuck off with this performative shit
>>225802428Ethan has a 23 year old daughter?
>>225802371is he a hun or a fenian
>>225802406You won't do shit piehead LOL
Went for a run this morning listening to my favourite tracks on the Nintendo music app. Think this is the way forwards to motivate me when exercising
your all so wacky and funny
kill everyone
can’t believe reform got defeated by the conservatives
>>225802448ok was not aware I thought she was like 22 or something but yeah still
>>2258023324 and a half, give or take a 16th of an inchI'm also a fat cunt so when I'm done losing weight I think I could probably get at least 2 8ths of an inch on to thatalso I'm realising now but isn't it odd talking about fractions of an inch when you're not working with wood (though I suppose you could argue this is wood but you know what I mean)
emily cunt
>>225802371There are no aldis in northern ireland
english out now
>>225802492Ethan has 3 boys and the oldest one is 7 years old, not sure what you are on about
Northern Ireland looks comfy desu
brit is where the new wave of alternative comedy is finding an audience
cant even pretend im not attracted to dumpy looking quirk chungus girls
>>225802504Lol unserious place
another day to waste doing fuck all
>>225802514but like if he was 40 and she was 20 then it's a 20 y gap aka daughter ageyou know what I mean
43 is the age when most people start to look middle aged i think
i can't afford to move out of home because of immigrants
>>225802540For blokes yeah, for women it’s 15 years earlier
>>225799647Why is Millennial gen z gen alpha like 10 years each but boomers are like 30years?
>>225802535but he doesn't though, that's the crucial detail
>>225802504Misdirection, she's worked in a LiDL all along >>225802504
one thing for certain is that she doesn’t live in Shrewsbury because I went to both of the Aldi’s there and no trannies were present
>>225802551I'm talking hypotheticals like if you didn't have breakfast this morning you stupid tatziki eating bitch
>>225802550everyone wants to be a boomer no one wants to soylennial, gen z-z-z-z-z or gen (gay se)X
>>22580255015 years each actually, same with gen x btw. boomers are 18 years
>>225802564I'm not always on shift you clown
Why are we invested in this Ethan Klein business? Do we follow him or is it just because it's saucy eceleb drama?
>>225802565
the hunt for red october but its the hunt for tranny october
>>225802578don’t be nasty sweetheart
>>225802578Hello pretty woman, are you single?
>>225802583think it's just one person spamming 2bh
EW is well funny
>>225802587I do what I want I'm a free spirit>>225802588...yh
>>225802356Hi pretty girl I love anime too, wanna meet up and have tea?
only about a week till wow forever bros
Funny lookin
people saying we should get rid of ai should be arguing we should get rid of tractors too to give more people jobs as field peasants
>>225802583because we're weirdo nerd, in our formative years he was a big eceleb loads of us watched and it's a funny story that the nerdy wife guy cheated on his wife you're just an annoying cunt who always moans when brit stays on a any single topic for a few hours like when you were moaning about harry kane last night
>>225802564she's been transitioning for years she's probably stealth by now
>>225802578>clownyou're the grown man playing dress-up to roleplay as the girl in your paedo anime shows
i am a fat balding 35 year old man working a shitty near minimum wage job. i have no future, i will never have a gf and have every reason to kill myself
>>225802620Bizarre outburst
>>225802629see >>225802633
>>225802620Understandable outburst
>>225802629VPN off Tilde
>>225802583Based anti Zionist Ashkenazi jew ruined the life of a nasty Zionist mizrahi jew
>>225802629youre either racismlad or heroinlad or benzolad though and to be any of these is no small achievement
>>225802648those are all the same person (not me btw)
>>225802646what do ashkenazi and mizrahi mean
>>2258025721940 to 1969 in OPs pic isnt 15years
>>225802612Bonjour, comment ça va?
>>225802629Can’t u just go down to the beach and hit the waves? Get some dimmies and a few cans of fosters (good call)
>>225802629employed woman
WoW was out of my reach as a kid, RuneScape membership occasionally was as good as I could get
>>225802666yeah well that pic is wrong, boomer is 1946-1964
>>225802689
Employed Woman has a manly voice like a dog fart in a storm
>>225802665Ashkenazi Jews trace their roots back to central and Eastern EuropeMizrahi are Middle East, North African
>>225802629screaming this is very close to being me
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
