harry potter edish
auditing the bames
EW is beautiful
>>225803946>ipad iphone macbookwhys he got all this when he just sits in his smelly incel flat all day
>>225803925hairy pooper
>>225803925I read the whole book series in my childhood bedroom and left it like that, as one should. No more, and no less.
>>225803911not sure why you don't drink because you're autistic i know plenty of people who drink with autism (albeit they aren't the type to get blacked out just a bit drunk)however while these environments are more likely to have women explicitly hit on you they are far from the only casefor example an actually attractive friend i have who isn't even that tall is not unregularly eye fucked by girls walking around and if the circumstances mean they "bump" into each other like at a supermarket they will make conversation
bad edish, jk rowling is a transphobe
If an attractive woman has ever approached you outside of a night out or university bubble you are a 9/10 at least.
>>225803969because i have no friends so i never get invited
>>225803925She’s doing a big poopy fart right then.
>>225803979what do you mean by approached obviously they dont run up to the person and say fuck me right now but girls absolutely approach/make conversation in mundane settings with men they find attractive loland not only that bizarrely sometimes these guys are not even particularly good looking like happens even to 5s where i dont understand how the bloke has lucked out like thisi assume the frequency is the main indicator of attractiveness>>225803983again what does that have to do with what i saidbut you're certainly doing a good job of demonstrating your autism (and likely low iq)
>>225803979>university bubblewhat
Are you going to take a stroll down Oxford st now that it’s pedestrian only? If you do enjoy!
doing a historical poo
>>225804009he means school/work where you're "forced" into interacting with each other by circumstances anyway
>>225804009Think it's like where that squirrel lives in spongebob
>>225804003how can you go out if you haven't been invited?
5 more morrisons sticky toffee pudding doughnuts down the hatch
Why’s everyone so mean and nasty now. Random dudes used to dap me up and people would whistle and sing songs. Everything’s so apathetic now. It’s sad
>>225804018:skull:
dude, why you being the joker?
>>225804032idk what this means here
>>225803961it's not even a flat it's one manky single-bed room in a care home he's chosen to go into so he can poo himself in big boy nappies in bed all day
4chan definitely needs to allow us to post emojis
At the airport
haha i thought university bubble was a real place. like a student union or somthing. standing outside the bubble having a smoke
>>22580406280£ total there. Enjoy
>>225804067scream
>>225804062coffee with milk is so disgusting. grow up
Hate my life
>>225804020Post rotund belly
>>225804056
>>225804060serious arse on this lad. too much for me to handle
is filter wizard lad in?how can i filter emmayank?
Sick of all the mental illness in here lately
>>225804067you know those quizzes where it's like which person said thiscould do a is this person really low iq or just autistic for a lot of brit posts
I've been to the harry potter studio tour not once but twice and thoroughly enjoyed myself both times. Don't tell my lefty mates they'll crucify me.
>>225804067still giggling
im ngl, the 4 years i did at uni were the best years of my life
Couldn't imagine a random person, boy or girl, coming up to me and talking to me without them trying to scam or sell me something. Such an impossibility for my existence.
sacked tranny when a new child enters the discord
im the joker baby
>>225804020it’s alri lad, it’s almost winter. time to bulk and hibernate
>>225804123I only did 3 but then stuck around in the same area for a couple of years after and very much the same. First year was hit or miss but then I got a big group of mates and it was definitely the good old days of my life. Look back on it fondly often.
>>225804138that's a fictional character from the batman IPi don't bloody think you are him maite
>>225804149Would give anything to be this parrot
>>225804153mad how even the most speccy mong can get into a semi respectable friendship group at uni. it's hard not to if you put in even a little effort
Plotting
>>225804164i was just having a laugh. telling a...joke
>>225804174i didn't make any friends at uni
>>225804190maybe you went to a shit uni then
>minimum wage rising to £13/hourThis is why your local Tesco is staffed entirely by late 20's Indians and AfricansWage differentials matter and at the lower end they simply don't exist Why would anyone do a slightly harder job (care work) when they can do an easy one for the same money (shelf stacking)There's a reason people talk about how competitive the job market is while other employers complain they can't get anyone inIt's also why it's absolutely vital none of the care worker Boris wavers get ILR
>>225804174Not really. Most people are cruel
>>225804126even in a pub etc?
>>225804021
>>225804211went to a central london one
>>225804174i had friends went out was known/social on my courseyet still got 0 gfs and 0 shags lmaougliness is a hidnerance
just made a design proposal to the university of bath for a new building complex called the student bubble which will be colloquially known as the bubble bath
>>225804241like is this a characterhow can this little bobblehead man be this delusional?
>>225804233Never had it happen and I've been to loads of pubs. Just get people giving me weird looks or staring at me
>>225804021everyone lives in his own little world now
>>225804248Maybe he just didnt shag and tell.
>>225804277i think hes just joking
>>225804214Wage compression is truly evil. Skilled workers not getting suitable raises are being caught up by droves of useless mongs that can't be trusted to stack a shelf without supervision. My 50k a year becomes less and less every year and the cost of living wage increase means nothing because everything gets more expensive at a higher rate because they won't stop fucking raising the minimum wage
>>225804279ur aura must be awful>>225804282wut im talking about me
>>225804241>youre not gonna win that battle dawg
>>225804282reading comp...
>>225804312Maybe you shagged and arent telling us
>>225804258Also useful for cleaning off our nations poo seals
>>225804326they de-poo'd seal
>>225804214Working in a supermarket is a skilled job and isn't easy. Try starting a late shift and not getting home until 22:00 pm
just remembered the time pringles put out tubes that said merry pringles on them despite there being at least two obvious and much better puns
>>225804326cute little slimy sluggard x
>>225804324the closest was one night out in third year where there was a bit of flirty eye contact with a girl who at least seemed fond of me back at her flat, but her boyfriend was literally asleep in her room so it was kinda like "oh there's a bit of tension there but obviously nothing is gona happen because of that" and then she went to bed and i left
>>225804322
get them washed
>>225804311Minimum wage is going to be 2.5k short of the average grad salary soon :)
>>225804003I'm an 8/10 and make a point of going outside on the weekends while looking approachable and nobody has ever approached me
>>225804214>>225804311Sounds like you should blame your boss for not raising your wage instead of blaming the poorest in society
>That’s right, from Sunday 1st November. Sky One will no longer broadcast episodes of The Simpsons, ending a 36 year run from when they first broadcast the show in September 1990.>The final episode they will broadcast is Season 16, Episode 1 “Treehouse of Horror XV” at 6pm on Saturday 31st October.>So, if you’re from the UK and have Sky then definitely tune in to watch the final episode of The Simpsons on Sky One.yep, I'm balling already.I'll see you lads on Saturday evening I guess.
>>225804214My local co-op only has white workers
I hope you all got your 3 days worth of tescos own brand tinned beans and wind up temu radio off amazon for 30 quid you disgusting zog cattle mong cunts
>>225804365maybe your self-assessment of 8/10 is way off
People are afraid of approaching good looking people, they get intimidated and assume they are already in a relationship. If you are and 8/10 you have to approach people all the the time
>>225804399why so many women let irresponsible men cum in them with no protection
one time I was going to the uni and met a girl from my group as she was walking out saying that a jobsworth refused to let her in because she forgot her student card and I said that they never check it at the other entrance and she offered me to go there with her. this was the closest I had to women "approaching" (i.e voluntarily choosing to share space with me when there's no incentive) me
They are calling Rupert Lowe a paedo because he said he wants to see white teens working in supermarkets and restaurants and not middle aged indian men
>>225804380For now
>>225804418Yh mate nobody is approaching the fit girl at uni or the tall good looking lad at the club. Never happens.
>>225804367Actually blame you personally you wicked freak
>>225804398I have positive canthal tilt, great symmetry and I'm lean. The only thing that brings me down a couple points is my hair but my outfits and facial expression are optimised for approachability which should boost me especially when I'm in a cafe. I'm guessing the real dealbreaker here is that I live in a rural area and not London.
>>225804434Your little discord doesn't count at 'they' here matey
>>225804441Wouldn't know I dont go out I just make stuff up in my head
>>225804393What an odd outburst
>>225804399should have stopped at help? the suggestion makes her seem entitled
My wind up 52 inch flat screen smart TV doesn't work
>>225804393how am I disgusting?
I know I'm not attractive because none of the attractive people on apps message me. I see them looking at my profile but they never message. It's always ugly or average looking people saying "you're soo hot" etc. trying to get a shag
>>225804476PE tit theftGIVE THEM BACK
>>225804445Second most like reply to his tweet but okie
wanking from home
I already live in rural wales so in the event of society melting down i'd just build stone walls and start farming (and shagging the future wife)
raping from home
Rorke mate... just no mate... just no...
the black teens on the bus keep pointing their cameras at me and laughing
>>225804511we don’t care
/brit/ dies as the toilers go into their 11AM meeting
>>225804527british culture general so fuck off
>>225804511soil in wales is as fertile as your impossible non existent wife
>>225804511i'll raid and pillage you
>>225803925is harry kane anglo or celticany knower?
i am the pee “nigga”
glod
having an existential crisis
late night poo vibes
>>225804599why
So, basically I'm spreading awareness, black cats MIGHT be killed on Halloween for "Bad luck", And we should spread awareness, if you have ANY black cats Keep them.INSIDE AND WITH YOU AT ALL TIMES OR WITH A TRUSTED GROWN-UPIn case this does happen, we must protect them, because it's sick how people are gonna kill them for such a childish reason on Halloween, a KIDS MOSTLY DAY (Other ppl can like Halloween to, notice I used MOSTLY) And it's just overall sick, spread awareness for these poor animals.
>>225804614non-European people exist
Existence is shit. I'd happily sign up to take the blue pill and live in the pod
>>225804629having an existential crisis too
Weekly shopping done. If I'm being honest with myself it will only last me a couple of days to be honest.
`Mousey` wants to have sex with Employed Woman
>>225804638you? or them?
>>225804558He’s irish
Might spend all day fretting over entirely hypothetical scenarios
Your all being more funny today then usual
>>225804646both i would assume, imagine being non-european
>>225804700Shut up and post horses already
why are irish girls so ugly. you couldn’t pay me to fuck one
watermelons in old paintings were an absolute fever dream
>>225804639The diabetes speedrun haul as it were
Got a meal deal but I won't be posting a picture of itJust know it's a deli meat sub and an apple juice with a packet of fridge raiders (they didn't have any beef biltong)
>>225804639lmao it’s actually called love me tenders. i thought that was just a meme
Thinking of quitting Uni. I really aim't enjoying it.
>>225804713at toil, have a toil photo (this machine that rolls metal)
>>225804777how long you got left?
>>225804778ever put chinese man in there?
got a lot of these in my town now
>>225804761eat a fruit ffs
>>225804815your racist caricatures are not wanted here
>>225804778need this to crush my bollocks
67 Me Likey Gay Porn Boulevard
>>225804806I'm in a foundation year since I have been out of Education for a couple of years. I'll have to pay 2.5k if I quit before december. Thinking of getting a shitty warehouse job and work towards a NEBOSH cert and get a Health & Safety job after I pay off the debt.Also put in an application for the RAF but probs gomna get rejected due to my OCD in my past and Autism
>>225804820i dont like the fruit pots because they're sometimes mushy but the apple juice is one of my five a day ok
>>225804866you can buy whole fruits in the other aisle for like 60p. no excuse your bum hole will thank you
>>225804761just got the egg and bacon sarnie with flame griled steak mccoys and a white monster me
>>225804874they're not part of the meal deal and this is already enough food for me
>>225804862here lies the indecisive man who never stuck with anything except living a life unfulfilled
>>225804892it's 60p don't be a skinflint
>apple juicesugar bomb with all the good fibre and nutrients removed. may as well drink cream soda.
>>225804919not really since cream soda is SHITE
>>225804919i dont like cream soda
>>225804927>>225804928it was but an example you dumbshites
I can’t wait to sex her !!!!!
>>225804778A real workhorse this piece of kit
>>225804927>>225804928you may as well drink it
>>225804898What would you rather do? Stick in Uni for half a decade, 40k of debt to potentially get a 2:2 and nobody want it.
>>225804935a bisexual feminist in edinburgh designed her lad
>>225804940Well you can easily get a 2.1 if you aren't a complete mong
>>225804955and I care why
>>225804940why did you go in the first place? you must enjoy the subject you're studying
gtavi won't be good again until they give the option to toggle birds eye view. and not just by pressing circle for the short cinematic view
yeah but after I've eaten my meal deal I'll no longer be hungry so I won't eat the fruit, also I already have fruit at home and maybe I'll have some later but right now I'm eating a deli meat sub and some fridge raiders
Millions of people in this country live like this:>>225804862Floundering around, never becoming useful, wasting billions in taxpayer contributions. Eventually they all settle down on the PIP/UC scam after causing as much damage as possible.
>>225804965she'll cheat on jason with anon
>>225804985Light work for Stallone
>>225804937aye, real simple but really effective
>>225804970I am doing an engineering subject heavily related to energy.I genuinely like the scientific aspect like fhs subjects of Green blue hydrogen or renewable energy sources. But the math is fucking with me
>>225804978why would I want to slave away for jews that want to replace me?
>>225805011>the mathFOY
Stuck in a time loop, can anyone help me get out? I've been repeating this day for longer than I can remember nothing ever happens I just wake up and each day is exactly the same as the one that came before
Step dad hates me
>>225805068poo sideways
>>225805068jump into the largen hadron collider lad
fucking hell only just woken up after ballon d'or celebrations last night got a bit out of hand. absolutely hanging
>>225805094What an incredibly odd thing to celebrate
>>225805068This happened to me during the summer holidays as a kidTurned out I had to have such a fun summer holiday that there were no lingering regrets
>>225805103probably a once in a lifetime moment for the england captain to win the greatest individual accolade in all of football
>>225805077As he should
>>225805077He hates himself because he's raising another Man's son. Let him project x
>>225805120Yeah but you're not he are you?
>>225805136
>>225805136'
dont get how the sun gives vitamin D. isn't vitamins like rocks and metals and that? none of that in sunlight is there? anyways i've been out for my 20 minutes so i've got some in me
>>225805138Anyone on /brit/ should be fully raised
Likely to craft a sandwich within the next hour
>>225804700>imagine being non-europeani know right? non-European people need to just be lined up against the wall and shot dead. Kill em all. men, women, children, even the foetuses
>>225805136That's like the perfect supple belly
>>225805167magic innit
funny how my recent call list is literally justMumMumMumMumMumFor months and months and monthsI literally have NO friends!!
>>225805171You'll do nothing
>>225804445Done that freak. Keep up the good fight
>>225805167Because we're part plant and we can drink up the goodness from the sunshine like good little flowers
>>225805156still would
>>225805182when is the last time you called your dad
I'm White Biomass.
>>2258051982019, dead now of course
>>225805198Haven’t seen my dad since I was 12
>>225805201unless you're "white" (slavic) there's no such thing
>>225805136>>225805156mmm sexy tummy make up witch
the irony of the people that mousey has to get rid of from here calling him evil is unreal. stupid demons
>>225805227I'm a waste of space mate. Full English with fair skin, light hair and light eyes too. It's over for me.
>>225805217>>225805222:(
@/brit/I'm sad to announce Rorke has passed away last nightRest In Peace
>>225805254Then you are one of God's chosen emperors, never stop believing that.
my toe clicks when I flex it and it feels weirdit's been like that for about a year nowthat's just life now isn't itthis is who I am nowI'm a man with a toe that clicks
mad that believing in god, the real christian god btw, literally makes your life better
>>225805156the face that launched 1000 simp donations
rorke is deadlong live rorke
>>225805285got too many braincells for that me
>>225805286My WC is B. Girls can't even deepthroat it
>>225805286alright
>>225804365scream you're obviously not 8/10i doubt i even see a single 8/10 across either gender each week in london and i go out a lot>>225804441screaming done that freak
>>225805299mate you could count the number of brain cells you have between your hands and mine pipe down
>>225805285Might give religion a bash. I've tried supplements, diet and nofap so far. Thinking of trying exercise too.
>>225805283Click on, click off
>>225805285have often thought it would be nice but I can't bring myself to do so, just an absurdity to think those desert loonies and their cult around one lad that told them to be nice to each other proves existence of a loving god, utterly insane
>>225805299hs
don't see poobc posting much anymore
>>225805324smartest atheist
There is a misty veil between myself and my goals.It's called anxiety.
>>225805321>>225805324believing is not a thought, it’s something you feel i feel his presence and it’s a good one
atheists genuinely think they're too smart for god and then come up with shit like>>225805299>>225805324
I live beneath the shadow,The Shadow Of The Mountain
>>225805349Right so how do I feel his presence
Rorke recording his ice bucket challenge
blackpink blackpink blackpink
Rorke waiting for his parcel
my 30s is my decade fr
Why are Brits so jealous of people they know improving their life?
>>225805359must be nice to be you, genuinely. not a single slither of evidence and you can just believe it
maddening how jews convinced (dumb) Europeans to follow their gay ass desert religion lol even worse they convinced people to mutilate their sons foreskin LMAO
Chippy tea with dogberg
>>225805392labour party brainwashing
>>225805368accept him into your life as honestly and genuinely as you canat least that’s what i did
>>225805404screaming
>>225805392makes them feel better about their lack of progress
>>225805408have you read the bible
>>225805404Lush x
very organic posts being made
>>225805408Ok, I will try to walk with Him
remember when I was a kid and I searched up something noncey by accident not realising that it was illegal ffs
>>225805394genuinely unfathomable how low iq and ignorant a comment this is
>>225805402you know circumcision is very uncommon in europe
>>225805404he isnotpleased with it !!
>>225805392only the losers in this thread are like this but they're laughing and that means I will have the last laugh
>>225805404he not allowed
>>225805424yhe binble*
>>225805426nothing organic bout 'nadians
>>225805402yet the nt letters said not to circumcise gentiles hmm
>>225805424reading the old testament rn and its a difficult read>>225805427yh, good luck
>>225805433hs?
>>225805428knew a guy who never watched porn until the age of 18 and when he finally did, he got some scam popup about how he was watching noncery (he wasn't) but it scared him so much he called the police on himself
>>225805434post yours then, can't do it? didn't think so jew
Trees that make honey? Yeah, as if.Oh, it's called "Maple Syrup"...
>>225805416There are many stories of Americans in Britain experiencing hostility from Brits at work for being pro active and wanting to improve
>cafe stopped doing beef and horseradish sandwichesit's actually fucking over
>>225804434Really does take a bizarre individual to see a tweet pushing for teenagers to get evening/weekend jobs again and extrapolate some incidious sexual ulterior motive
>>225805463interested in my little old willy are you? x
>>225805458the whole christian (and to some extent the jewish tradition) is epistemological and reflecting upon the evidence for their beliefs lmao
>>225805454don't care, don't believe in jewish lies. too smart for that innit. anyway why would you believe in another people's religion when you have your own ethnic religion? that's cucked
>>225805471we're a sour bunch not me though
>>225805404how much is he allowed to have?
>>225805484you seem incredibly stupid though>another people's religionreligion is either true or not like mathsit doens't matter if the person talking about it is indian african or white what matters is they are speaking the objective truth>own ethnic religionwhat's that? some cringe paganism - talk about low iq belief systems if you mean like greek intellectual religion then yeah that's proto-christanity
>>225805472keep going and ask for a beef and horseradish sandwich passive aggressively every day
>>225805283one day I realised I could crack my jaw on one side and now I do it compulsively all the time
rorke traveling to 3000 bce to defend fortress europe from barbaric indo-european invaders from the east
After a short discussion with a Swedish gentleman, I decided to start my spiritual journey on the 27th of October 2026. I'm letting myself be guided the Lord and my first instinct (or possibly His guidance) is to leave /brit/ forever. I think this will help me get closer to God.
>>225805472any sauce with that or is it drier than your nans gashola?
>>225805523have a Google what "horseradish sauce" is mate
he replied to me and I didn't even read it LOL MOGGED
>>225805533because you're too thick to defend your half baked ideasnot diego btw just worth pointing out
religion is for people who are too afraid to face reality
>>225805550hs
>>225805529oh.well then.
So the way I see it is that the ancient Hebrews and their rival tribes all worshipped different demons. Baal and his cronies. Obviously through years of attrition and war and what have you only the Jewish demon/god has survived, and they managed to trick the Christians and the Muslims into worshipping their power hungry and pain-based deity in order to bestow benefits upon the Jews. It doesn't care what you call it or what you believe, as long as you follow it's rituals that means every life and death is devoted to and feeds the original demon. The chosen people are then allowed to rule over and given preferential treatment and cabalistic secrets of the workings of the universe. Nothing suggests that this Abrahamic god is actually the creator, rather it is a parasitic being that has grown lazy and fat through victory over it's rivals. It's possible to gain favours by following these rituals, but there is no love from this creature.
>>225805523horseradish is a sauce you fool
>>225805516yes lad see you tomorrow but yes lad
>>225805565simply not what the bible etc says but you do you i guessinsane person lmao
>>225805523Are you a mong? What do you think the Horseradish is in a Beef and Horseradish sandwich?
>>225805585Well that's the entire point isn't it. The bible was a trick from the start and you've been taken in you silly sausage
what a life
>>225805592and your basis for this is?
>>225805508Wagies are so petty they would probably spit in his food
>>225805565right and life is a prison and the demiurge is the reason why you’re an incel yadiyadiya grow up
>>225805600it's called yhe binble look it up sweaty x
>>225805607gp
remember when pornhub and the likes purged all their amateur videos?
I want to fuck the shit out of Tilde, no offence
Its called cunny
>>225805565sounds like lord of the rings. based x
He thought it meant sliced horseradish lmfaooooo
>>225805620only incels cared about that tbf
Horseradish isn't a sauce, it's a vegetable Look it up, I'm serious. Your all being gaslit.
13c out todaywarmwoke done this
>>225805608>sweaty
>>225805569>>225805588ok i get it..
>>225805644what Lynch movie is this gif from?
Wasabi is merely Horseradish dyed green. The Japanese keep the real stuff under lock and key.
>>225805637are you telling me that the vegetable you make the sauce from is actually a vegetable?
>>225805654Hate that this is true. Never had a real wasabi in my life due to those sneaky nips
>>225805641I'm 13cm today too. Maybe 12 at the moment actually but 13 when the heating is on.
it is too spicy for me
>>225805654the real stuff sounds a lot like my cock
need and i mean NEED a jewish person to tell me i’m a good little goy
sadly the average atheist is too thick to have a conversation withthey dont even understand the mere basics about christanity (or religious belief in general) so it's like talking to a stubborn child
>>225805654Yet another katsu situation
>>225802689>>225802689
>>225805702>>225805702>>225805702
>>225805696is god real then or he like a concept
>>225805717he's real(even real doesn't do justice to the profoundity of his existence, he is in the language of exodus 3:14 "i am who i am" or "i will be who i will be"in the language of medieval scholasticism "ipsum esse subsistens" which mean subsistent (entirely self realised) "being" itself
