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Gweetings
Any sex with nonnies tonight?
>>586277216sexshi
>>586277461die in a fire pedo troon
Digitan LOVE
>>586270763this is ai right
>>586277314@grok fatten this machitan
>>586277461zrr is about to get pregnant...
>>586277564if you can't tell, you're in trouble
wahey
>1:1 oddsWhat happens to the bets? They just return your money to you if you win?
>>586277314Hay
>this is ai, right?bitch if you think it is, it probably is, or your brai nis completely fucked, thinking everything and everyone must be AIjust backsearch it, and if you don't trust the result just ignore it, it's a dog shit image anyway
>>586277618that's why i'm trying to improve
waiter! more drama please!
>>586277506>burger hours>NOOOO GO AWAY PEDOS REEEEEAlwaysonpoint
>>586277659This was written by AI btw you can't fool me
>>5862776785hrs
>>586277678Tamalove is deranking
>>586277684>have sex with phalaeno>then with spe>then they have sex with each other and you watch>then they fuck you at the same timeLucky anon...
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fx5wxa6NRi4Big and soft uma titties jumping around, beware
I NEED to know who designed this acrylic standanybody know?
hi
>my trainer said playing video games would amount to nothing
FIRST JP HORSE RUNS NOW!!!!LORD FONS IN BC DIRT MILE!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47b2DfVzZxYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47b2DfVzZxYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47b2DfVzZxYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47b2DfVzZxY
#6 LORD FONS, first JPN raider of today, to race in the BC Dirt Miile starting nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47b2DfVzZxY
teiobrosgaslight oguripoorfag tamaevil doto>powergapdahby postersfatcocurren dramarice villain>powergapavatarfagsritualposters
who is this ginger uma?
>>586277450just sounds like a migraine, bwo. if you have no contraindications then take any generic, OTC analgesic you like. personally, excedrin (a combo) or advil (ibuprofen) both work well for me. continue hydrating and attempt to eat something.if the medications are ineffective and/or the headache/discomfort persists beyond 48-hours then it would be worth getting looked at.
>>586278116oh they;re streaming it officially? nice
>>586277816uh tamalove bros?
>>586278196french teio
>>586278341I'll farm later, hold fast bois
Head bob finish
Lord Fons 5th?
Another tie?
loyal>mcqueen>suzuka>spe>ayabe>brian>curren>taishin>genesisunloyal>mambo>neicha>ntr>bakushin>maya>falco>king>sweepybbc only>kitasan>teio>ardan>rice >bue>still>donna>xina
UPSET UPSET UPSETCALL IT
>that head bob
Photo finish I guess
>>586278487Neck yourself, cuck
>>586278487>all my agp umas listed under *** is accurate
>>586278487>neicha>unloyal
>>586278140now that was a dirt race. looked like a dead heat.
>>586278341I'll do some fan runs once I'm done clanking borrows for the day, it's still daytime the club should be more active at night. Would be funnier if we derank tho.
>>586278642she wants a rich chad bf in her original bio, she will betray you for money
>>586278642She fucks chads
>>586278680>>586278409It's an edit
>Further Ado winsShow the fucking photo
burgers just rigged it
>>586278781point still stands
>>586278760>considering the scrapped concept as canon and not what we actually got
>>586278487>My wife isn't on any listPhew
>>586278781we'll be fine, I'm home all day now so I'll clank 1m runs for the next 6-7 hours stillmaybe
Who keep violating the tote?
Further Ado from Kentucky wins the G1 Breeders' Cup Dirt MileLord Fons seems to have finished 6th
>>586278781naur... he tricks us...
>>586278341sending my energy to tamachuds!!
why is this retard replying to his shitpost crossthread?
Who's the japanese uma that keeps violating torena-san?
Absolutely terrifying jigg of spookery:https://jiggie.fun/8B9Duthttps://jiggie.fun/8B9Duthttps://jiggie.fun/8B9Duthttps://jiggie.fun/8B9Duthttps://jiggie.fun/8B9Dut
>>586278487Are Boymas the bvlls?
my oshi is mcqueen, I'm safe
>>586278807oh MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS
>>586278860She wants hot men, not ugly bastards
HOLY>no option to heal
dat inch finish
>>586278019link the twitter post
>>586278919
>>586279010all of them
one fucking pixel
>>586278919>more japanese jobbinga sign of things to come.
>>586277586
>>586278019That's a filly
>>586279114Rest
>>586279180AAAAAAAAAAAH SHE'S SO CUTE AND ADORABLE AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>586279148>nose hair diffholy
>>586278487>currenwhore>loyal
How come the burger photo finish looks hd while the nip photo finish earlier this year looked like it was taken by a security cam?
>>586278945even fringy got tricked...
>>586279315ai upscaled
>>586279302She's loyal to (You)And himAnd himAnd himAnd himAnd herAnd himAnd everyone else
>>586278487>Curren loyal and Falco unloyalI'm nyoticing.
when bcc
>>586279315?They look pretty much the sameMaybe you saw the JP on Kick stream that was low quality?
>>586279459How the hell is Falco unloyal? She's an umadol, she cucked herself out of the gene pool
>>586279484No, not really.
photo finishes are pretty hype
Curren literally fell in love at first sight as a child. You can't get more pure than that.
>>586279579mirrors dont count
can a paceGAWD just give this pull-plan a 1-10? i'm not expecting an in-depth critique, i just want to know if it's oguri or not.https://umacaratcalculator.com/app/Yt63ReBk
>>5862794953 hrs 30 mins
>Oshi isn't listed so I can imagine her wherever I wantNo I'm not telling you who she is
>>586279495scroll up retard
>>586279579I look like this
>>586279579Pure, unadulterated fatherless behavior
>>586279649TRAINERShe fell in love with (me)
>>586279678I already ctrl f'd bcc and breeder and didn't see anything
>>586279674If your oshi wasn't listed she's a dyke
>>586279856Proof?
>>586279967I have none and I consneed
>>586279664don't roll for ancestorsroll for summer tachyondon't roll for anime oguriyou may or may not skip on SiL speed depending on if you hate the scenario
>>586279664>0 on KS Miracle1/10
I hope I find a Boyuma in my candy bag this year!
By the wayIt may look completely flat, but depending on the lighting, the shape of the breasts can stand out like this sometimesIt's not the shadow of the ribs!
Mare umanko
>>586279967Unlisted umas are dykes confirmed
I was planning to get chinese food but I have a sudden craving for a 5 layer beefy burrito, even though I usually hate beans. What do I get?
>>586279141Just some guy that bought it at a con or some shit he didn't say who the artist ishttps://x.com/diaitu_jan/status/2116452934422872571
>>586280353crunchwrap supreme
nishino hairiest umanko in tracen flower
>>586280232
>>586279664skip acenstors, rolls for tachyon, skip akikawa, roll for tarumae and donna, skip SiL, skip shakur, roll for top road, roll for rudolf+ardan, skip cheval (you already have blaze and will get top road later), skip oguri, skip bakushin, roll for top road again
Uma boobs?
My niggas again
>>586280450I don't really like the crunch wrap. I think I will go and get Chinese as planned.
Dia-chan's ears are so cute...
Reminder that mares are dangerous.
roll for sexy umamusumes
Around 3 hours and a bit for Yanko to win again the BC race, and also the sprint casino CM too I guess.Let's try a for fun race with 18 gates so your umas can throw away their bad luck and be ready, join with your team of 3, or less if your brain worms are active at this hour.CM21 - 18 gates - Great Mood.986065179860651798606517
Breeders' Cup Filly & Mare Turf is next, while no japanese horse is running this year, this is the race Loves Only You won in 2021
>>586281232Loves Only You got bred here... Holy
>>586281172NOOOO I ONLY SAW THE POST
>>586281232>Filly & MareIn other words....oyakodon?
>>586280967Ugly gorilla
>>586280459this is NOT TRUEi checked physically
>>586268383Ardan is so hard to understand! Why is Ardan singing a love song near me?Why did Ardan show me a painting of a man who dedicated it to his love?Why did Ardan fall asleep on my shoulder was she really that tired?Why did Ardan say she wants to hang out with me in New Years when she normally does it with her family?Why did Ardan put my head in her lap when I fell asleep on my desk?Why did Ardan say I'm a star's breath that made her star shine?Why did Ardan say she wants to go on vacation with the two of us alone?Why did Ardan say she her light shines eternally with me?Why did Ardan ask to paint my portrait?
>>586281232>Loves Only YouShit horse
>>586278919Lord Fons is 5th, atleast this race will show up in his JBIS summary.
my sister gave birth and i've become an uncle!I was thinking of a fun gift for the lil kiddo and I kinda wanna give her a nice nature plushie.. Any other ideas?
masturbating after an intense work out always feels so nice
>>586281891Give her a regular racehorse plush
>>586281693
>>586268383>>586281693It's because of trainer's like this that the Mejiro built a
>>586280967around mares, stay awares...
>>586281982don't they only sell those at JP racetracks? I'd love to buy one
>>586281172Results, congrats to Machan on the win. And good luck to everyone in the CM!!>>586281487nyooooo your umas will be unlucky...
65% gw chance something and didn't ge tit so bricked anyway
>the favorite sank
>>586281937
>>586282186
>>586281891Congrats bwo! Or should I say, unc!It should be something safe and wouldn't be easy to accidentally consume. Plush sounds okay as a gift
>>586279664>that whole ancestors paragraphlol>only 100 on rudolf+ardanboth of these cards are pacegawd core600 on tamamo is crazy since you're immediately replacing it with fine motion otherwise the plan is ok. you can skip a lot of these "meta" umapulls, only gentil, chrono and epipi are absolutely mandatory. The akikawa banner is also pretty low value. Just remember that scenarios only last 3 months so it's completely fine to skip "tax" cards if needed
>>586282103>thanks for hosting!
Kathynmarissa
>>586281891>my sister gave birth and i've become an->thought the word was gonna be fatherA neicha plushie sounds good. A horse themed blanket could also work, those last a lot and many people have fond memories of their covers when they grow up
>>586282248>Rice Shower pfp
does nature ever not feel shit to run a career forthe senior year races kill your stat gains compared to all the other horses
CYGAMES BC SPRINT NEXT!!!!!TWO JP HORSE ARE IN!!!!!!T O ELVIS!!!!AMERICAN STAGE!!!!
Kathynmarissa from Kentucky wins the Breeders' Cup Filly & Mare Turf, she's also a daughter of American Pharoah>>586281797Nice!>>586281891Congrats anon!
>>586282115DO IT
Are there hidden arcane bullshit with Rice Shower or this is just some turbo oshi?https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=XySlDGRIOhbRbpHNQdjohwLx
>>586282248what is this meant to signify having nothing to do with the artist who drew itits just two retards talking to each other
>>586281891I was gifted a pillow when I was born and I still have that pillow till this day. Something they'd use for their daily lives and would last for a lifetime sounds good
>>586282248>subhumanThe pro-artist crowd when an artist does his thing, everyone>>586282331That's what makes it funnier
what japanese horses (other than password and ebayan) are participating in these races?
How do you get more veteran slots?
>>586281891sterling silver mint julep cup with a horseshoe embossed on it
>>586282567wait for cygays to up the number to 1k
>>586282502Someone named "American Stage" and T.O. Elvis next G1
>>586282380a patient jockey and a decisive jockey are rewarded. then just some random end closer shenanigans.
>>586282402I healedwhore
>>586282502Lord Fons in BC Dirt MileAsk Ikigomi and Lugal in BC MileDeep Monster in BC TurfT O Password in BC Classic
>>586282620So I'm stuck with 260 until then?
>>586282502>Lord Fons Breeders' Cup Dirt Mile (G1) (already ran)>T O Elvis>American StageBreeders' Cup Sprint (G1) (up next)>LugalBreeders' Cup Mile (G1)>Deep MonsterBreeders' Cup Turf (G1)>Forever Young>T O PasswordBreeders' Cup Classic (G1)
>>586282709yeppers, glue your old umas
>>586282684welp, there's your A finals winnergoddamn what a statline
>>586282626>T.O. Elvishis dam's name is stopshoppingdebbie which I find humorous
>>586281891>Any other ideas?A million dollars.
>>586272390>desu i do wonder how the waifu and story players maintain interest.Honestly I read a career story whatever I feel like it, last week I read tama-chan's career, hell I didn't even touch the main story yet, I just like to take it easy as I go.As far as gachas go the fact I can always get spooked with a new uma I didn't have before unlike so many other gacha makes me stick with this for good, god knows the chinks will die before letting you get spooked with a new character you weren't able to grab before
>>586282726>>586282706>>586282626thank you
>>586282865SoVlful names
is anyone else as retarded as me and trying to make a Suzuka ace for CM22?
>>586281050I willIn like 6-7 months.
>>586283108Yes, I'm having sex with Ruby
>>586280075>>586280740>>586282268i appreciate the input, friends.
>>586283138I hate coming here now I have to jerk off to Ramonu...
>>586282467this. make it something worthwhile and actually goddamn useful, instead of a pointless trinket of something (You) enjoy. the kid is meant to be it's own person, not a clone like so many are these days.
spes
>>586283138>17 year old hag
>>586283104I'm doing exactly that, runaway Suzu gambling on an unrestrained perfect proc. My test Suzu does well so I hope I can make a better one for the actual CM.
>>586281891a nice nature plushie is based anon, go for itI would buy more diappers for your sister though, god knows one can't ever have enough
>>586282921I wish I were 'donna.
>getting oji-san ads about brain pillsman...
>>586283478>he gets ads
>>586283407how'd you do it? Can you post her? My deck is pic related and I'm trying to get a stam/power dirt parent for her, but I could use some ideas from torenas who have had more experience
>>586283387
>JP monthly carat pack has double reward built in for a month and stack with eventsMan why can't they bring that shit early? I'll buy it in a heartbeat
>>586281891get one of these from aliexpress my nieces liked it so much they fucking stole it from me
>>586283578>obsessed gambler screaming why he can't get more shit for his gambling png simulator
>>586283520You got that too my man...
>>586283638LOL
>>586283578>wants the little indonesian (they can't help it they're malnourished) F2Pchads to fall even further behind
>>586283138I main fronts but Ramonu's propaganda was just too strong........
>>586283638i'd steal that too tbqh
>>586283753No
>>586283753Yes
>>586283753YES
>>586283638>his niece stole literal chink shit from himholy fucking shit why is that so damn funny
>>586283753maybe
The same chad from THAT group cosplay picture is in here tooThe dedication
you retards are fucking cringe and that is why we are not friends, also you are not invited to my halloween party
>>586283983but I'm nice
/uma/ halloween meetup, the spe avatarfag wasn't invited to it
>>586284076I even managed to invite HIM
>>586283563I'm just a random shitter so I'm not in position to speak from experience and you will do better on your own research, maybe. But this is the one I'm doing in tests.Fronts probably want groundwork. The Taiki card is insanely good.I'm only running Suzu because I read unrestrained has a 50% of chance to proc properly and that sounds to me like a fun gamble uma to play.
>>586283983but I'd dress up and just sit in the corner not talking to anyone gwo...
>>586284076They're drinking juice
>posting an uma is avatarfaggingtake your meds retard
>>586283138imagine the smell of hag umanko
>>586284076The mambro covncil monthly assembly after narrowly dodging A rankhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7yj7CVBYfo
fantastic start to today's ace runs
>>586284220I think everyone should attach a teio to their posts
>>586284491junior mate debut
>>586284528I've gooned to this image like 4 times already
>>586283138>>586283396Older generations do looked like that when they were 17, thats what actually insane.
>>586284528whenever I do it people say "Teiobros..." and "ovr repvtation..." so yeah...
>>586284528End every time the pics get lewder
>>586284563What's there to goon to?
>>586280920I got sweet and sour chicken. Added a spoonful of Lao gan ma to the sweet and sour sauce and it's fucking delicious
THE JAPANESE ARE COMING
This just in! Cygames is highly likely to umafy TO Elvis!
>>586284642No love for the cute Teios... tsk tsk tsk
>>586284528teio is the cutest and teiobros are the best
>>586284689wdym
>>586284639have you tried not making posts about ordering mc chicken at 8am
>>586283573brown umas prefer racist white torenas
>>586284528I think everyone should attach themselves in me with me AS Teio.
>>586283104I'm building Rob Roy for CM22, or at least try to.
>>586284775There's a place for cute Teios, and this thread ain't it
>Japanese sponsored race>Horse named Nakatomi in the race
Sex?
>>586284168primarily power sparks, I assume? or mostly stam? pretty good Suzu, I can't wait to start training
I teiopost regularly, but when I goon I prefer her roommate instead
I like Teio too much to see her in a sexual way, I once tried to hotglue one of my Teio figs because I've never done a hotglue and I just couldn't do it, the p0n0s would stop working as soon as I got it close to her, and go back to normal when I put her away.
>>586284898teio RAPE
>>586284980No sex. Only kex.
cygames sponsored breeder's cup SPRINT in preparation for cm21
I finally got a good King.Masterful Gambit or upgrade End Closer Corners to double circle?
>>586285117homo
aaaaa tasuketeeeee sundayman is gonna visit tonight
>>586284528I agree
>>586284980>lesbian
>Mfw I can actually recycle Libra Digitan here>She is even stronger that my End closer Inari One.Well done with CM22 I guess.
>>586284528Teio legs sexxxx
>>586285007that's 15 stam sparks and some leftover wit, power comes from Taiki+KSB+Maru all of them have power bonus
damn, them sum bitches haulin' ass
MAKE WAY FOR THE KING
TOELVIS
>>586285449
Elvis scores another win for end closers
HOLY SHIT THE ACCELS PROCCED FOR T O ELVIS
>Japanese sponsored race>Japanese horse winsthe fix was in
Holy shit, Elvis
the raped
we won bros
holy late race
T O ELVISUUUUUUU
frontchuds... how do we cope...
Uma with Elvis hair?
>Encroaching shadowHe didn't win
>>586285185Oh shit, don't go out after midnight.
Elvis is with 3.5 odds in JP betting
T O ELVISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS from Japan wins the G1 Breeders' Cup Sprint
what a finish holy hell
Any minute now, Cygames will announce the Elvis uma
>>586285527
> Do Curren's chan career> She wants to fuck> Calls you an idiot when you don't get itUmazing
>End closer>procs spurt>Winsnothing personal, englishmen
>>586285714cope and seethe englishman
>>586285676sankyu... sankyu bery muchu...
>>586285810the horniest himba against the densest trainer
endchuds are getting cocky....
>>586285142only forex
>Horse named Englishman looks poised to win on American dirt>Two jockeys with american flag jerseys>Elvis wins
why do they call her yanko
T O Elvis comes from winning the G1 Churchill Downs Stakes and currently has a track record of 9 starts and 6 wins, which moves to 10 starts and 7 wins
Not looking good for frontbros.
>>586285953why do they call you FAGGOT?
>>586285953Tast(Y) Um(ANKO)
NEXT IS BC MILE!!!TWO JP HORSES!!!ASK IKIGOMI!!!LUGAL!!!
>>586284980slipperylike a penguin
>>586285745>Cygames Breeders CupDid Cygames buy out the Breecers Cup?
>>586285346I'll need to find some stam + dirt parents on the chrono, thenthanks for the help, glad to know it can be done.
That's one happy horse
>>586285998>>586286007I was asking seriously...
>>586286025>
I'm going to miss the other races until Forever Fraud's comes due to work. Hope to learn who else won.
>>586286015>Zulu Kingdom>Black colored gate cardwhat did they mean by this
>>586286091No, that watch company still sponsors most of the important G1s
UMA SAMBA
Umazing
>>586285961>stop shopping debbie
>>586286157So was I
>>586286157Forever YoungEver YoungEbayanyan-ko
>>586286091No, just sponsored the Sprint just like last year
>>586285953forever youngebayan'yankothe -ko is a suffix used on girls in a cute way for nicknames
>>586285961Huh Sunday Silence free bloodline?
>>586285953>>586286157Yan for Young.Ko means Child or Kid, which is associated with cute or small/littleSo adding the suffix to young turns it into "Little Young" which is especially cuteAnd Ebayan is because of forEBA YANg
jongbros i think something is wrong with my game
Trying to work Tomakomai into a two-week trip to japan fucking piece of shit game
>>586286201>Deterministic>Rolled the best gate
Good night friends!! Have a safe Halloween!!
>>586278487Bakushin O would never be unloyal, get my precious trainee's name out of your filthy neighger mouth.
why did they make yanko a hag when it's literally the youngest uma in the cast
sex with tact
have sex
>>586286443This generation's Maruzensky
>last borrow>21%>don't overdo it bottom failure into tissuesoopsie
>>586286443Rich hags fucks rich bastards
>>586286485gimme a gentle wife that isnt a tranny like the avatarfag here is then
>>586284824Put on the Teio cosplay
He doesnt even know he's being interviewed lmao
gave in and binge ate again i hate myself
>>586286485>cuckshit >gorilla porn
gave in and binge ate again i love myself
it's almost 2027 bwos. there's no excuse for being fat anymore.
>>586285534M(u)mmy..
>>586286413gn
https://jiggie.fun/EAA0X9https://jiggie.fun/EAA0X9https://jiggie.fun/EAA0X9
>>586286559Hachimi...
>>586278487>no gran because she's the most loyal to her torena
>>586286671it's just normal rape bwo
>>586286251debbie should fucking stop already
why are random posts being marked
>>586286802
>>586286559I want to
wanna fuck teio so bad
>>586286802umagrok, abduct Azthyyy and start the ludovico
>>586286383During E1 repeat 1 you shouldve cut G of characters for your riichi call I have no idea what is happening
>>586286680>uma samba just have 2 frame animations>animator decided to put whole dance animation making everything a mess
>>586286802>Israel wonsambabwos...
>>586286802>israel>jew>tranny flagi love it when disgusting degenerate creatures out themselves for easy execution
>>586286284raping tarumae's boobs
>>586286802funny how Israel is even a bigger insult than tranny among the youth these days
>>586286892You actually own one? Cute.
wew lad
Gonna watch our hero Yan defend the crown
did a double take
>>586287006so THAT is how majong works...
>>586287153t-taru!?
>>586287290Man that's a cute horse, looks like he had a good time
>>586287275based
why did a screencap of some random discord server get six (You)s
>>586287290is that the fucking anime man
>>586287464this general is attention whore central full of LIBTURDS TRAINS AND SEATANS
>>586287464>6 people replying in the screenshot>6 replies to the screenshotwhat do you think?
>ojiisan meds adsdo burgers really
>>586287290>absolutely covered in dirtAs a REAL racer should be
impregnate
>>586287565Obviously because of a certain flag
samba *plap*mainichi samba *plap* *plap*uma uma samba *plap* *plap*samba *plap*samba *plap*
the mick talking just now had such a thick accent I could hardly understand him
Reminder the uma&co Halloween party is tonight! do not forget your condoms
>>586287746Nope.
>>586287746just what is going on here
>>586287812don't wanna end up like dantsu after the last time
>>586287812can you get stds from being on the receiving end
>>586287837my bro...
another bf-less day.
>>586287812did they even go through with the hotel orgy in LA?
>>586287789suzie love and plaps
nah, I'd win
>>586287006>pulling ALL 4 each turnsHoly shit hurts too much and I don't even play mahjong that much nor good at it
>>586288106
another bf-less year
>>586288292I need her NOW
>>586288292She can handle my wet noodle however she wants
>>586288341
>>586288130the orgy got cancelled but i'm convinced danchou still meet up with a selected few to have sex with...
>>586287464Work on your filters
>>586288524I met up with him but no sex
>>586288496>tracen isn't a dating serviceWords of a virgin
>>586287903>how many tiktok brainrot sfx can you add?>yes
My opinion has arrived
>>586287006This was funnier that I thought it would be
>>586287364She needs to feel my semen gushing in her cleavage
>>586288682>debuff slop
>>586288682>front xmas cap
>>586288682>front xoguriwtf is this shit
>>586288682uhhhhh endchuds?
>>586288682>>586288810where's the page that extracts data from hakuraku but allows you to filter debuffers?
>>586288682>visible debuffer Maya and Natie
>>586288682Yeah its looking like copano+2deboofs
>>586288850JP players having a giggle, also moxie festive miracle.
>>586288850
>>586288682another CM where lates are absolute dogshit
>>586288682NOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANNA PLAY BRICKEY
>>586288682how is pink taiki the better one? i thought default's accel was live on this track for herself?
GL should have a mechanic where the trainer has a revolver and every time Light Hello doesnt give you tokens she is forced to play russian roulette, with each time she fails to pay out adding a bullet to the cylinder; the goal is to get her to blow her brains out with the most bullets in the cylinder you can, giving scaling stats, tokens and sp and removing that dumb whore from the rest of the career
>>586289089current speed increase + gold head on
yeah, fuck off
>>586289184Cringe, kill yourself
>>586288634
>>586288909https://zizard.github.io/ricehero/
out of febreze and my room still smells like shite
>japan jobs
>Deterministic>Rolls Gate 1>Wins
>>586289439Kino
we lost....
derb
>>586289247hmm. i would have thought the OG ult accel + tripulse would have made up for no gold headon but i suppose not
>>586289436Bro... The room isn't the problem... It's the inhabitant
Only 3 races leftDeep Monster in BC TurfForever Young and T O Password in BC Classic
>JP has trouble doing fuckall internationally on turf when its their main surface they put all their effort into>JP can go toe to toe on dirt when it was viewed as strictly B-tier at home for so long
Deterministic from Kentucky wins the G1 Breeders' Cup Mile Ask Ikigomi seemed between 5th and 7thLugal seemed to finish between 10th and 11th
>>586289649but there's nobody else here
>Fanduel tv giving commentary while camera shows NBC Sports is interviewing the winning jockey>NBC Sports isnt broadcasting the race???
>>586289815The Era of Dirt has begunNAR is planning to upgrade their races to Int. Graded starting from 2028 so it all tracks
How long until danchou cup?
Total Uma Domination
Postan the JP odds for next G1 (turf)Time to eep till Yanko race
>>586289184Based, love yourself
>>586290030who cares
>>586290063Deep monster is the name of Curren's vagina
>>586289815dirt-focused scenario and turf:dirt ratio flip on CM/LoH to be announced.
>>586290063GO DIAMOND NECKLACE
>>586290030blowjob is not sex
>>586290131yeah, after I fucked her
>>586290030does it even count as losing your virginity if you use a condom
>>5862900303hrs
>>586290226No
they should make this skill obtainableit would be funny I think
Next is the Breeders' Cup Distaff race, while also no Japanese horse participating this race was won by in 2021, she was the 9th favorite that race
>>586290484After sexBefore sex
>>586290484EWKOREANAHHHBEGONE
>>586290484
Is we queueing as soon as possible?of course most of you aren't, you're obsessed with winrate or carat rewards however insignificant, and look forward to curbstomping autoselect+autoed umas owned by unsupervised children
>>586290626TAHBO SEXOOOOOO
>>586288750nowhere else?
>>586290626bwo I haven't even started training my aces
>>586290626I am emptying my queues as fast as possible because it's sprint. Fuck this gay ass casino CM.
>>586286350he's american-bred
>>586290030no one cares about that shit
>>586290626i always instaque because i think it would be funny to run into someone from here, even if i get kwab'd
>>586290452Idk what happened to my Marche Lorraine part
>>586290626>day 1i literally dont care
>>586290718It'd be betraying my trainee if I came inside.. outercourse only.
1000 posts minimum in this thread in 1 hour 30 mins
>>586289841Lugal needs to fucking retire to stud already
>>586290848
>>586290626I'm going straight in. I want to be dominated and raw dogged by strong sprinter stallions to make sure I don't get a big head or any hope of winning this cm
>>586287171Would you rather be a rapist or a genociding rapist?
>>586290484why is she like that
I can watch the winners and podium placers for the BCC and not be able to track where the hell they end up later onHave to remember to track races like Pegasus Cup and Arkansas + Florida Derby later etc. etc. and who the hell shows up again where..
>>586291032ring in food is a dumb trope. Chip your bitch's tooth like that
>>586291068she was born without a brain...
okay when the fuck is the bccI can't stay up much longer bwos
I'm a 38 year old man spending 20 dollars on a fukukitaru keychain charm.
>>586290626I ain't no bitch, I'm going in.
>>586290626nyo
jp thread is so much better than this one....
>>5862911517 and you should4 and you get falco instead
>>5862911411h 30m
>>586291151a small price to pay for fuku
>>586291418its overumasumi
>>586291401Why aren't you there then? fuck off
>>586291151It's okay unc there's no shame in that
>>586290848>>586291026>Began career late with 3 year old debut>Needed 5 attempts to clear maiden>Did a few allowance races, mixed results>All of a sudden started winning or placing strongly in higher stakes races>Throw her ass at America>Wins G1some of these career trajectories are weird
>>586291580>instantly proving my pointlol
>>586291151I this where im glad im a 30yo man that looks 20? they dont even bat an eye
>>586291151You could be a 68 year old man spending 20,000 dollars on a single button press at a slot machine at casino sitting off from the Vegas Strip
>>586291151okay but where
>>586290998fuggin westaboos
>>586291628horse racing just works in mysterious ways, i still think gold ship without shenanigans would've been an insane horse, even more than what he was when racing, but you can't also change how a horse behaves unless you want them to be machines
>>586291991thats the good X-men theme tho
>>586291151In that situation, I would be a 41 year old man spending 40 dollars on a cafe and a festa charms
>>586292143booooooooo!!! put her in the actual costume!!
>>586292108When did I ever say anything about the theme, or x-men?>>586292143>No bakushin in the proper outfitGAYGARBAGESHIT
https://exhentai.org/g/4294947/c65fa198f0/https://exhentai.org/g/4294954/bf2dcc73bf/
Is it dumb to try to use halloween Digitan as pace?
I have 9* blues from URA and Unity that i cant use anymore and i didnt even get around to using them in those eras anywayBut i cant bring myself to glue themi need the space..
>>586292426i do thisthis is done to me
I love this little silly girl.
Ebayan stream?
>>586292426>qos shit
Breeders' Cup Disnut
>>586292518the only veterans that are reasonable to save are your cm teams
...what's a distaff
>>586292998musu
>>586292998Is when you make a rap song shitting on somebody.
>>586292729>Quality of Service shitHuh?
What if I kiss an umamusume on the cheek?
>Weird start>Kept drifting weird on the home stretch>won anyway
pace game pace win
>>586292998
Nitrogen wins the distaff
Daiwa stop smothering my genius wife with your fat tits
>>586292789If I saved my cm veterans I'd really have no space bwo those guys get deleted the day after
>>586292729>even asia falling for BBCA global menace
>>586291823A popup in downtown Seattle. It mostly has stuff for fujos (pic related) but I found uma merch hidden in a corner.
Breathes different air... but the air is already 70% nitrogen....
Nitrogen from Kentucky wins the G1 Breeders' Cup Distaff, she finished 2nd last year behind Scylla
NEXT IS BC TURF!!!DEEP MONSTER IS THE JP HORS IN IT!!!
>>586293405Shoujo manga isn't just for fujos... I like shoujo manga...
Why does this general attract so many NTR blacked cucks?
>>586293485commentary is hard okayh
>>586293487Gotta love those kentucky girls
>>586293538
>>586293538Mambrofujo...
>>586293596You're one tho
>>586293672>Projecting Pete
>>586286485make me
i fucking hate all of you
>>586293643>kentucky girls
>>586293596(with a light flutter)
>>586293896Why post off-topic barashit?
Breed
>>586293896Love you too bro
>>586293773I'm not the one addicted to porn
>>586293969I need sex with her
>>586294103You are tho
>>586293665you can't seriously look me in the eye and tell me the Versailles no Bara isn't one of the best manga ever written>>586293669how did you knyow my club...
>>586294103I love arueshalae so much
>>586294252Sigh...
how do I acquire a golshi wife?
>>586294031why do they making breedable scenario npcsi can't collect them
>>586293873ok
>projecting pete>projecting paul>projecting pablo>projecting philipguess who found a new buzzword kekypow >>we know v (You) >>we know umama (You)
Last minute durama predictions?
>>586294517Me on the bottom right
. . .
1 hour left
>>58629468142 minutes
>>586294729source?
>>586294729i swear this has been posted here 3 times since i saw it on twitter this morning
>>586294792curren chan
where do I place my bets on Mambo vs Tamalove
>you could have a 9-5 or you could be a breederuuuh... okay
uh oh melty
>>586294441Look into a mirror in a dark room situated by the sea and whisper "Gold Ship" 564 times while solving a Rubik's cube repeatedly (or at least once), and you have to have your eyes closed and some kind of weird headgear on (doesn't have to be like hers) the whole time, even though you are looking into the mirror
>>586294856at the danchou cup, starting soon. make sure to get an extra large 3 foot hotdog at the stadium snack shop! watching a race is hard work!
>>586294856https://poal.me/qzxpdf
>>586294830Gimme the link
>>586293507>deep monster is 14it's over isn't it
uooooo diamond necklace
>>586295079He's got the outergate green, it's fine.
Dia saw me kissing her figure again
>>586294945LOL so random haha so very unexpected hehe xddd *le holds up spork* much nondeterministic hahaha
>>586295228be careful, anon, you're about to get RAPED
>>586295296How does it feel to know your cut genitals will never grow back?
Someone post Doto talking shit about Ireland.
>>586295003thanks fatfalco you always have my back
>call out the blacked cucks>immediate seething
i don't have leap forward on my ends
>>>/sp/158292820come watch the breeders cup with /sp/, forever young races next.
why are we so mean todaydid the turboanon teach us nothing?
I am going to consume an entire pizza, bag of chips, and a 12-pack of beer while I do my runs and get shit on in the CM
>>586292517You kinda lose one of your gold, base Digitan is also much better
>>586295623what toppings
>>586295415???
>>586295623light snack for a teiobro
7 and ebayan wins by 4 lengths4 and ebayan breaks all 4 legs
>>586295675sausage pepperoni onions mushrooms garlic anchovies
>forever young>agesis she stupid
>>586295368Marital rape!
>>586295296That is the nature of Gold Ship yes. Haven't you played the game?
>>586295623too much beer for that little food, get something else more
>englishman talking about burning petrolget this man out of here
>>586295868oh shit you got me xd
>>586295623Spechud would eat that much and ask what's for lunch
>>586295008Tamabwos...
>>586293596show me a gachaand I show you it's NTR loving population
>>586296161Hoyogames
I love *** and ***
>>586296246*points at the trillion of faggots and beta males*easy. and I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about because I'm no gacha fuckface.
>>586296161show me the gachas that are not like that
>>586295003starting in less than 2 hours and 30 minutes to be exact- 7AM JST/12AM UTC but I want to see Yanko race first. Not to mention CM also starts in 30 minutes.
>>586296307i think i can solve this one
>>586296307peepoo
>>586296307bccjra
>>586296446my paizuri slave
>>586296372exactly
Can 564 activate super lucky seven?
>>586296431it's spelled 'danchou' dumbass
>danchud cup starts when yuros are asleep
Damn Deep Monster is 8 and still racing
FUCK EM UP MONSTER
>>586296827>danchud cup doesnt have mambo or tamalove
I wish my club hated me more
diamonds are late surger huh
>>586297110tamachou is in the race tho, his clubbies were cheering him on earlier
I don’t understand this fuckass game why is front Rickey better than pace Brickey
end closer game
>>586297271A&S is more reliable than Budding Blossom
>>586297271retard
Poor thinga frontrunner at the very outermost gate
>>586297271Midrace velo benefits fronts more
>>586297271Front>pace for the next cm
DIAMOND NECKLACE 3RD AGAIN AAAIIIEEEEEEE
was deep monster a front runner?
>finally get a satano diamond>get blasted with this on the main screenJesus I did not realize she was this well endowed. Poor Kitasan Black gets mogged on the daily.
>>586297271angling+plancha is easier to hit than budding + plancha
your motherfucking life ends 17 minutes from now
And this is why you grab navigation skills
>>586297449nyo
>>586297450Spooky Hishi
ebayan pls don't job
Fatco...
if you blocked you are blocked.
>>586297450I love Hishi Partners LLC
>>586297450Shup up Allen
DISPROVE THE NEPO BABY ALLEGATIONS YANKO!
Autis/uma/bros... we miss you down there... please join us back...
>>586297469Congrats. Check the 0.5 anniversary outfit as well.
umamusume should stop being sexy
Benvenuto Cellini from Ireland wins the G1 Breeders' Cup TurfIt looks like Deep Monster got engulfed by the backline..
>>586297647The winner was completely blocked but had jockey diff
Did King win Gang Beasts? Did the Japs win the Breeders' Cup races?
Well?
yanko manko
>>586297720>>586297735wowswitched 5 horse widths over and just rocketed past anyway
what's up with horses and italian names...
Next race is the Breeders' Cup Classic, two japanese horses are participating>Forever Young>T O PasswordForever Young is also returning to defend his throne as the 2025 winner
does someone have a yanko rabi
>>586297790Twin tails are stupid cut them
>>586297680I wish danchou would bring the old description back
>>586297772>1st questionNyes>2nd questionwe'll know in 20 minutes?
>>586297993tru
>>586297993dober would not say that
>>586280812Best season 2 npc ningen.
>>586298005link?
>>586297993Dober says that every time she can't smell her trainer
>>586298221https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47b2DfVzZxY
>>586298221the official Breeder's cup yt channel
toreina-san i wanna go to dubai
>>586298026flatliners will be boiled at semi-regular intervals?
>>586298349The merge didn't happen bwo...
no one remember sprints....
>>586296735Yeah same as why toukyou is romanized as tokyo right?
>>586298447yes, but this month it will, destiny and tyler are in dms as we speak
>>586298001I choose both
>>586283009Absolute UnitMiring Those gains.
>>586298451That's Digitan's unique skill
why did japan build a stamlet runaway?
>>586297772To answer question 2, T O Elvis pulled off a sprint win earlier, so it's not a shutout at least.
will anyone die with me
Ruby is such a dear, I don't understand why she locked the door but I'm really proud of her accomplishments despite of me being a hindrance...Ruby-san, what are you doing? Why are you undressing?...........
>>586298719Anon, what the fuck are you talking about?
5min to Yanko. Post Yanko for the ritual!
>>586298730We getting Elvis in Uma, then?
>>586283009>whorses
If I was Dia's trainer I wouldn't last a week against her boobs
>>586298780>5minmore like 20
>>586298797Yeah, possibly the best dirt sprinter at the time
>>586295170anon that's the parking lot
>>586297964
>>586298875You shouldn't be lusting after middle school tits.
If I was Flower's trainer I wouldn't last a week against her boobs
>>586298962Maybe they shouldn't have tits like that then
>>586298950
>>586298859
the yank will win inshallah
>>586298349We used to love Ai-chan's big personalities
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>586299018
LETS GO EBAYAN
>>586299162
if yanko wins, my last wanko will be yankomanko before i stop for no nut november
lots of japanese tears and copium arriving soon.
>>586298962I shouldn't, but my body refuses to listen to my mind
7 and ebayan wins4 and it jobs as bad as Lovcen
its time
Fuck CM I need to watch Yanko
DO NOT QUEUE
POST YOU'RE TAZUNA GASLIGHT TEAM
lets gooo
I just think it would be neat to have a BCC title defender againAlso even if FY doesnt get first he just needs to beat Sov because lol lmao
I looked up graphics cards on newegg.
woke up from nap just in timelet's goo yankoo
Golden Tempo needs to lose. Feminist globohomo horse.
>>586299346burger
john cygames
>>586299493>I cognitohazarded myself
LETS GOOOOOOOO EBAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
>>586299252
>>586299449
>first lobby is 9x pace chasersepicepic for the win
>>586299583That's not Susumu Fujita...
>>586299493newegg got bought out years ago and sucked since
YANKOOI
Yanko in 20 minutes
oh... im the seal clubber...
>>586299735Post your defeat
Sov is the favorite now it seems
>9x pace chaser lobby>lose>9x pace chaser lobby>lose>9x pace chaser lobby>lose>9x pace chaser lobby>lose>9x pace chaser lobby>losei hate sprint
>>586299719Where is this being streamed (also ur wrong)
wish me luckim going in
>>586299806Sov has the higher odds betting wise but still isnt he coming off a hoof injury?
>>586299905haxe sex with me
first clankers of the day
>>586299719I'll be the consolation sex puppet
>>586299790RYAN LOVE
>>586299873you're part of the problem anon
>>586299905my pov
>>586299162what is her problem
>>586299873Oh fuck that's today?! I've been out of these threads for so long I can't keep up.
josh! ikuyooooo!!!!!!
>>586299873Is it really that bad?Fuck my paces have lower wit than i like but also groundwork i dunno if thats enough
MATCHMAKING IS REAL
>>586299493Nvidia doesn't even sell gaming cards anymore, heck even ai cards are sold out for any company not in fagman or anthropic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47b2DfVzZxYBreeders cup official stream for people who keep asking
>>586299493Now look up ram.
>>586300061all my aces have sprint S, max speed and a ton of skills
POST PODIUMS
>>586299879https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47b2DfVzZxY
if the pace chaser in the first gate always goes in front why does everybody say to get gw when it does nothing
everyone is watching BCC why you doing CM
oh... those arent even clankers
>>586300428I'm doing both?
>>586300478>>586300478>>586300478
>>586300231
>>586300395>it does nothinghave fun getting stuck as 9th every time
Why do people take purple skills? Is it what people who try to stomp open lobbies do for fun?
>>586299873this is why you need a backliner with tracen and budding and every gamble accel
CAM ON GOLDEN TEMPO I SHOULDA BET ON YOU FOR THE DERBY
>>586300550it lowers your score, allowing to purchase other skills
>>586300550 >lowers your rating for freeWhy not? It's not like you can plan a build around them anyway
>>586300428I don't have a single ace so I'll be doing neither!
>>586300567i don't have a sprint endcloser, don't have cheerleader kingu
>>586300550Open is for loser minmaxers that can't compete against whales
5 MINUTES TO RACE 12!!!!!!!!
>>586300604ew
Someone post the url for the stream
>>586300725>>586300726I did not know that.>>586300763I shit on him if it makes you happy.
so many pearlsI thought nobody pulled for her
>>586301000she actually got me qualified for A next round
Podium to qualify for group A round 2
Total brown victory.
Forever KWAB
Yanko is an old hag
the yanko umanko...
Make way for my princess.
it's so fucking over gwos
>>586300604Fraud for life
I'll just collect as many carats as i can before scrubbing in round2
