Previous: >>586241409New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/9FwDmrbvdVQ>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Hokko Tarumae (3*), New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho, SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai TeioCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: New Beginnings Part 2, Happy New Future>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
>>586257419if I don't have sweets they will rape me
>>5862574192 of my favourite alts
You copy? I copy! tomannaai~
>>586257419
>>586257419give your trainees treats
So much drama about to unpack.
good fucking lord
Gweetings
>>586257646not really
Greetings /uma/I want to play a game.You waste your money and lives on a gacha, collecting anime horse girls. I think it is fair to test your knowledge of them. We will begin when the makeshift starting gate opens, and you will need to identify all 135 playable Umamusume by silhouette. At this point, you may have noticed the chair you are strapped into has a hole in the seat. For every incorrect selection, the life-sized rubber horse dildo beneath you will inch closer to your anus. Now, some of you have a certain degree of experience and may think you can handle that, but this particular toy is reinforced with a steel rod and powered with hydraulic force, more than enough to penetrate into your diaphragm should you make too many wrong answers. If you win, you earn your freedom, and 1,500 carats will be deposited into your account. Let's see if you can avoid your trainees' own mistakes, and avoid a late start. On your marks... Get set...GO.
>>586257792there are a few newmas I wouldn't get, for sure. But I'd probably survive.
>>586257762
>>586257792Stop being gay
in less than 10 hours the first race of the Dancho Cup Autumn Triple Crown- Tenno Sho Autumn will start. Track: Tokyo 2000m, left, firm, fall, sunnyroomhost ID: 119555892789room code: 91841218Lastly, at the end of the series (after Arima Kinen) there'll be a carat prize with 1st getting a 2500 carat pack, 2nd and 3rd place winners getting a daily carat pack each!!!See you there!Nov 1 7AM JSTNov 1 12AM UTCRules:1. Only join with 1 uma2. Only 1 dancho can join per club3. Be mutuals in game with the designated room host (trainer ID: 119555892789) as to keep away bad actors from the race4. Invaders can write a formal letter of request in the thread to join a race beforehand5. Have funPoint system:For now we have a linear point system where 1st gets 10, 2nd gets 9, 3rd gets 8 so on and so forth... till 10th place and beyond with a point each. That cumulatively counts with 3 races for this autumn season(Tenno Sho Autumn, Japan Cup and Arima Kinen).
>>586257792Doto would do this
>>586257762Hewwo
>>586258023>10 hours left>only 6 literally who'skek what dumpster fire
SEX SEVEN
ryan LOVE
>>586258086This is why we need to gatekeep
autis/uma/ will have ONE slot open tomorrow to anyone who can simply meet a 45m quota.our chat is active, and drama AND erp freesimply send me your id here or apply in game when the 1st rolls around, and i'll see you on the track
>>586258156
>>586258180if ryan's hair was this kind of fluffy in game she would get 45% less hate
>>586258250
>>586258201
>>586258343tazuna is actually pretty sexy and I'm tired of pretending she's not.
>>586258023how da fuk am that one going to mutual me
>>586258480>fucking an uma hag
>>586258643I would
>>586258739No
>>586258585I love this tanuki
her ass is a wonder
>>586258023COOOM OON TAMERS MAKE YOUR DREAMS REAL AND WIN THIS FOR THE CLUB
so yeah
>>586258317I will apply on the 2nd if the spot is still open by then
Happy Halloween!
loyal>mcqueen>suzuka>spe>ayabe>brian>currenunloyal>mambo>neicha>ntr>bakushin>maya>falcobbc only>kitasan>teio>ardan>rice >bue>still
>>586258023actual trash fire of an event
>>586258601
>>586258317>erp freethat could change at any moment, you know
>>586259234
>>586258023the dancho that will join with a debuffer will get the based medal
https://youtu.be/sOnqjkJTMaA?t=254Happy bone day, faggots.>>586258156Man, I WISH
Look at my treat. I'm eating good
>>586259449here's mine
>>586259420
>>586257683They know what they're doing
It's a new day.
>>586259214if you post your id i can reserve the spot for you, that way you dont have to worry
>>586259709
>>586258023I don't want the carats in case I win. I'm already going to buhi for every single selector
>>586258480Diamonds.
Palmer minutes before I impregnate her
>>586258023How do you even transfer carats as prizes to other players?
>>586259815
>>586259872Ugly tomboy
>>586259890Discord
>>586259917>paam>tomboy
oh nyo......
>>586259036Yes!
IHATEEVERYTHINGABOUT YOU
fanfare more like fuckfare
Guys I don't want to break my diet but I really want a bacon cheeseburger with some grilled onions.
>>586260154
>>586260171Fatty
Mambo just flew over my house
>>586260171teio...
>>586260171take a hike fat ass
LEAVE ME ALONE
Forgot about star races award
Mirako you lucky fatass
>>586260171take stimulantsworks for me
>>586260171>dietjust do omad so you eat like a pig every now and then
>>586260171according to google that's 900kcal tops, if you can keep your cal deficit then you can afford it
Race 1 starts in 6 minuteshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47b2DfVzZxYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47b2DfVzZxYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47b2DfVzZxYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47b2DfVzZxYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47b2DfVzZxY
>>586260238You accuse me of being Teio one more time and I will shitpost this entire thread in to oblivion and make it unusable.
>>586260171It's fine as long as you don't go over your calorie limit
>>586260402
>>586260478teio
>>586260478you already do that teiobro...
Have sweaty sex with umas.
>>586260579i will stay loyal to my umawife no matter how many times you post donna and her evil smile
>>586260604>t.AzumaNyo.
>>586260478Calm down teiobwo... Your blood pressure might go up more than it already is
>>586260478No need to deny it Teiobro...
classics stream at the usual place?
>>586260681see a few posts above yours
mile fatty...
>>586260831>coal burner
>>586260478This thread is already unusable
>>586259239>Curren >loyalcorrect
>>586257762oisuu
>>586260942The prophecy was fulfilled.
I wanted to let you know I hate every single one of you and wish you an ill Saturday morning.
>>586260449STARTING!!!!!!!!
>>586261078I love u 2
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>586261175why he scream
>>586261175uh oh melty
>>586261175me when i member cm is today
This artist loves giving Kris huge tits
>>586260965What the FUCK. What card do you have on borrow?
Powerline
>>586261175same
>>586261327Speed Bakushin
end closer bwos, we won
>>586261175MAHBELOUS
>>586261385who up encroaching their shadow rn
>>586260919>faggot
>>586260171Just count calories unless diet is for medical reasons.
menhera
>>586261739Not her destiny
waheyhi
>>586258023is that... could it be...? KEB JOINED???
Cry-o-lantern
>>586261889Die.
>>586261585Don't be a cuck
Hello friends!! Happy Halloween!!
>>586261967hey you
>>586261928is this yours
CM21 status?
>>586261917
>>586261928Wrong thread
>>586261924if only
SEVEN SEX
>>586261967Hello fren! Happy Halloween!
>>586261928
>>586260998
>>586261959>projecting
>>586261984Hag
Nature's stinky feet
Azuma bless me and allow Gold City to put her feet in my mouth like the three goddesses intended
Current odds
>>586262002>>586262136
>>586261091
Freakness Stakes
>>586262445>no Magnitude Shame
>>586262445How many hours til Forever Young's race in the Sneeder's Cup?
>>586262415I look like this
>>5862626487:15 AM in JST so 7 hours
Are you keeping or disabling the special 4chon theme?
>>586262415this, but with cheva
>>586262772*SNIIIFFFFFFF*
>>586262772
hi...
>>586262836>fatfagKill yourself
7 and I quit my club right now sending them down back to A rank
>>586262937YOU HAVE TO DO IT NOW
>>586262937Mambro........................
>>586262937DO ITOR NO BALLS
>>586262895
>>586262937Do it, faggot
>>586262937
>>586262895Gentil marking me before I finish cooking for her and leave to meet up with other trainers
>>586262937We're waiting for the results. Shiraoki-sama willed it so you better deliver
>>586263156...
>>586262796I changed it back to tomorrow because I like clean interfaces
>>586262937Don't do it pleaseHere's a 7 for (You) so you can forget about it
>>586263194>4it's over
>>586263194>4AAAIIEEEE
>>586263194it's over...
>>586263194>4>>586262937Post proof faggot
>>586263194>4SHIRAOKI-SAMA WILLED IT HE'S OBLIGATED TO QUIT NOW
>>586262937MAMBRO PLEASE WE JUST FIXED OUR RANK
>>586262915faggot
>>586262937~15ish pulls to live in infamy on /uma/ is a good tradeoff.
>>586263329amogus
Why even play when my oshi loves somebody else?
>>586263343
>>586263185donna looks so soft..
>>586262937HOLY SHIT
>>586262445>ZapumaThat's the JRA odds
>>586263002Why is her belly button the void?
Some last minute rooms to get more data for plapyon339224693392246933922469
>>586262937FUCK
>>586263350Every fat women is taking weight loss drugs.
>>586263581oh wtf my ogurin joined as late instead pace oops
>>586263632Yeah sure and some of them are injecting back the fat, your point?
>>586262937DO IT FAGGOT DO IT
>>586261321Good
Where are the cuties?
this is why we tell you not to play with the numbers
>>586263343>>586263451
>>586263632yesterday I learned about ozempic vaginas and how women are trying to reverse it and it was the funniest shit ever
>>586263709No more fat women
>>586263581https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=2Ew2RVZE8u6TuguZPje5631B502543025025430250254302Oh yeah, I'd prefer if I get a different mix of opponents so let's say please respect a 2 room cooldown, unless the post is >3 minutes old.
>>586263491>lsreal
>>586263884oh hey I was in that /wowfg/ thread too
>>586263943FUCK YOU FAGGOT
>>586258024I don't believe doto would goof up and create a saw trap that raped your butt
>>586263890it will never be like this.Fat women will keep existing because food is good, and fat women are hot and the more of them are knowing it.
>>586263943I'll not join the next one, just wanna see my oguri on correct position gomen
We will aim for S+ next month
I'm so cute
Dober LOVEDober realising she's not a nice trainee to her trainer!Dober LOVE
>>586263884qrd?
>>586264164you're not even in the club
>>586263943https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=3TSi3zSXrYRMD7Q0_iE8OM1K648561386485613864856138I'd prefer if I get a different mix of opponents so let's say please respect a 2 room cooldown, or don't if you'd be matched with the same 3rd opponent, unless the post is >3 minutes old.>>586264116I forgive you
>>586264164Nah, don't feel like it
>>586264234It's just Vigger slandering /uma/club out of jealousy
Uhhhhh is this any good at 0lb
>>586264182
found dober's twitter account
>>586264302It's shit
>>586264302nyopers
>>586264249post the next one in cc first please...
>>586264249Thanks for the hostan! and always wanted to see my team's winrate but I don't haku>5%>3%>1%I JUST NEED TO BELIEVE
>>586264234you dont play the game
>>586264182Mares are such a pain in the ass
>>586264213imagine a vagoo deflating, what's left?
>>586264302nyes
>>586264406What
>>586264316
>>586264182why is she mooing?
>>586263884grossWhy are fat women so disgusting?
>>586264249niggas are fast as fuck even with self imposed cooldown
>>586264179YWNBAU
>>586264441it's like loose skin on your belly but for your vagina
>>586263884What the fuck is an ozempic vagina and women are reversing it?
>>586264327Dober would say that
>>586264585see >>586264495
>>5862642496604076466040764
>>586264416Fuck off
I have to get goingBe good
>>586264647I hit tab too many times and posted early on accidenthttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=9zCi6Je0gOZCmiUe9-tXRWSU
Which umamusume is gonna rape you today?https://umamusu.wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_Characters
>>586264725bye *smooch*
>>586264608
>>586264213most people know that when obese people lose a lot of weight all at once they end up with those loose fat foldsnow apply that to vaginas
>>586264327Dober would NEVER say this
>>586264749Wow this nigga on 4chan pass
>>586262937Anon? Where's the proof?
>>586264480hey, this is me
>>586264749No more hostan? I wanna see my winrate...
What now
>>586264825Yeah she wouldn't, she'd just moan and repeatedly whisper "I love you" while leglocking
>>586264661
>>586264661dont' shay that...
>>586264824>you're not just getting turbo cancer>but a flabby vag toofuck ozempic and these people taking shortcuts man
>>586264784She's gentle, right?
>>586264647>>586264749189358771893587718935877Upping the cooldown to 3 rooms since there seems to be decent activity. And remember, you can resim in hakuraku instead of joining a room with a 3rd opponent you've already faced!>>586264873Yeah what about it>>586264960Got distracted
>>586264971you learn deutsch and eat wurst every day
>>586264971now you get a lot of sexual harassment while on the clock, and maybe a casual kidnapping to europe
>>586264784who?
>>586263884>they will have to get fat again for the skin folds to not be noticeablelol
>>586265132>pumpkinThat's nice and SPOOOOKY
>>586265159I wouldn't mind eating wurst everyday. Is Flash a fan of currywurst?
>>586264784It's always the ugly ones.
>>586264997I would fuck Dantsu without stopping
>>586265070it doesnt give you cancer...
>>586265390it gives you SUPER cancer
I can't imagine actually buying a 4chan pass I get banned too often anyway
>>586264784?Can Bourbon even rape?
I've literally NEVER EVER seen someone post about Cesario.Why is that?
>>586265070It's just the result of being really fucking fat, not ozempic.
>>586264997>>586265019
>>586265520
i'm a brand new retard with no idea what i'm doingdo i spend these tickets nowthe bottom one that lets me pick a specific ssr, should I wait until a banner so I can upgrade something after getting it as a pull or should I just get a good card now
>>586265132https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=YTBMPJF_JhRdqxmfNKImVvJq754389547543895475438954Please respect a 3 room cooldown, and also please do not join if you'll be facing the same 3rd opponent. You can always resim in the hakuraku link if so!You get 1 warning
>>586265493I was about to say its because she's a fucking yapper>image shows she's about to yapOF COURSE
>>586265487I tried to reroll and it still gave BourbonThat's newOr maybe it's the website cookies
>>586265586>Racist Kentuckian Based?!
of course V is joining every room now fucking tard
>>586264997her
breeders cup more like breeding umanko
>>586265624Now you see, I never knew that's one of her traits.Because no one ever talks about her.
>>586265593spend the yellow tickets they don't really matter
>>586265593the yellow ones, yesthe SSR Make Debut Scout Race 1, if it's a selector, pick your favorite or pick Oguri Cap, or don'tsave the 1.5 year anniversary, after the free pulls for Ramonu are over, upgrade something good you get from there, if you get anything
>>586264784>Mejiro "Rape, bend and destroy me" Doberlol
>>586264784goddammit, I got spooked by curren for halloween
>>586265606>thinking V is gonna respect anything
>>586265593Keep pink tickets (they have the same value as carats on their banner type).Use SSR Make Debut right now (they have fixed umas/cards so it doesn't matter when you roll)Save 1.5 anniversary ssr voucher unless you know what you're doing.
post fine motion so i have a reason to continue living
>>586264784>orfevreyes YES
>>586264784haha please noooooo that'll traumatize me oh nooo
samba *plap*mainichi samba *plap* *plap*uma uma samba *plap* *plap*samba *plap*samba *plap*
>>586264784Oh
>>586264784AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>586265969
>>586265932
>>586265943>prostitute
least racist texan:
>>586265943your future...
>>586264784
>lol random uma generator!!!what next, posting picrews of your trainersona?
>>586265606We try again830499758304997583049975So I guess the uma restriction is a whitelist with only 10 name, not a blacklist. Disappointing.
>>586265215It’s your Aunt, Anon.
Ughhh~ *sniff sniff* Your dick reeks! Don't shove that stinky dick in my face.. It's all sweaty and seriously fucking stinks *fwoosh* Haa... I'm not sniffing it! No way I'd sniff something this. *fwooshhh* Hff *fwooshh* Ahh~ Dick stench is melting my brain Ohhh Yabe~ Pisses me off so bad~
>>586265932*adds 20 seconds to your lifespan*
I forgot the link to the sticker website, can someone lend a hand?
>>586266132>V instajoined
>>586265947suzuka would sing the uma samba in time with her rapings
>>586266097taiki... you cant shay that...
>>586266132the schizo is just gonna join every room, it's pointlessuma&co should get blacklisted from anything thread related if they can't tard wrangle their retard
Why is it always Dober anyway?
You guys legit deserve this for letting the tranny get away with his tantrum in the first place.
>>586266158>Ugly aunties
new 789 just dropped
>>586265930>>586265772>>586265762thank you
>>586266302We've said this for months and nothing happens. You're stuck with them
>>586266212>>586266302>schizoHoly shit thanks for posting that word, I remembered nowIt's schizo.farm
wheres the halloween uma event
>>586266426lmao
I don't think I can last three more days... I need her now
i fucking love all of you
>>586266128
>>586265493The only thing I know about her is that she's Spe's offspring irl and nothing else
>>586266543tupac would say this
>>586266430ummm your halloween doto and digitan?
I say remove Uma&Co from the #clublist and add /uma/chan instead
What's the spookiest G1 race
Post halloween umas
>>586266215>>586266302>>586266416>>586266426I have an idea, since you can only join 5 rooms at a time, I'll just leave the ones he's in open to brick his room slots. If someone else can also host some rooms and just not run them if he joins, that should brick all his room slots. He'll have to keep exiting and joining new ones, meaning older rooms will then be free to be joined. It's not perfect, but it should work.
>>586266543Now that's a soulless face
I JUST JACKED OFF TO MEJIRO DOBER
>>586266652
>>586266647Hopeless of course
>>586266426cool
>>586265932Cute image. Would be better if Finemo had a little pot belly from all the noods
I don't have a third uma ready for CM21
>>586266671based
>>586261739
>>586266671Look at you getting all worked up for me, cute
>>586266671double hosts, 10 rooms, run the 5 he's not in
>>586266741How about a Hopeless Stakes race but only alt umas can join? >inb4 xog will run it downso be it
>>586266727ryan has alla that? perhaps i have been too harsh
>>586266671based. we've found it, the way to defeat him.
>>586266883Don't hot glue
>>586266638 agreed I'd rather have someone with sock puppets in their club than one that can't tard wrangle a single faggot
>>586266883cum on it
Flash keeps on feeding me German "food"...
>>586266883I have opened this image like 5 times, god damn.
>>586266883easy on the carrot cake roy...
781418557814185578141855I'm a hakurakulet so please post the hakuraku if you're in
>>586266883post her covered with your goo gwo
>>586266757I think it's a decent idea if I do say so myself. Anyway, here's my batch of rooms628455234004881459957977I have 1 bricked slot due to spectating danchode cup and keeping 1 slot open so I can join others. I do need 1 more person to host rooms for this to work, though.>586266821>you are mad because I say you are madAnyway
>>586266883Body designed to extract sperm from men's clocks efficiently
rape is probably the funniest thing ever invented
>>586266821you're a faggot that nobody likes, tho
>>586267026gotchuhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=peiKaWXVMF-AQ8hN8nl477lZ
>>586267210another fatco for my collection
I'll host a room too why notno haku though183599861835998618359986
>>586267168
V continues ruining this thread
>>586267026>>586267219TqOne more215586072155860721558607
and you guys say /vm/ is easy to bait
>>586266821Even 2mama knows how to respect room host requests THOUGH
Floodlights
>>586265295which babarian isnt?
>>586267219also>triple late start>>586267416npnp>>586267365I'll post it if you don't mind
>>586267219>>586267026>>586267416I don't understand what's making your king sim so well compared to mine, even without spurt
cm21 status?
>>586267552yuh ofc post haku if you want
why are you guys being so retarded with the rooms
>>586267590ask again in 7 hours
>>586267590I haven't trained a single ace
>>586267449We are retards and they are retards, its a part of 4chan.
>>586261739Grandpa's boy
>>586266751agreed
>>586267501My mother unironically doesn't like it
And uma rape
>>586267416>>586267573It was a luckshit fast learner kingu so I think it's just skillpoints mogging
>>5862673656/9!
FIRST BREEDERS CUP G1 WILL START IN ~35 MINUTES!!!!COME WATCH THE OPENING CEREMONY!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmMfzYxoclchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmMfzYxoclchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmMfzYxoclchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47b2DfVzZxYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47b2DfVzZxYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47b2DfVzZxY
471903627460985328164950
>>586265593If you just started you might want to reroll your account and pull on the Speed Tachyon and wit Teio wit banner, for a stronger start.Starting with both of those maxxed out, or even just one of them, will make a very big difference
>>586267106He didn't show up, so I ran all 3https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=EdhNNmJaH902v_A-bINazR3Mhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=JYNZIkUZfYmfPTZ0sGgaQT-Xhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=xrKSKjZTqwrhU7jIWcECSqdg566775725667757256677572
>>586267628lots of rooms being posted is nice actuallykeeping retards away is even better
>>586267449/vm/ are full of spergs that seethe all day everyday on random inane shit but we, with our cooked attention spans move from topic to topic every thread...just that we're so cooked we keep repeating them... air fryers and rice cookers...
>>586267449Both are easy to bait. But we came up with a solution within a few minutes that solved the issue immediately (* has not joined a single room since the solution was found) while /vm/ will be disrupted for >48 hours
>>586267365>>586267617https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=EjhVGMEUSqQyR9evAbzeCOARdozo
Equatore daughter of Kitasan Black and sister of Equinox won her debut race yesterday[Tokyo Race 5: 2-Year-Old Maiden, Turf 1,800m]https://x.com/JRA_Special/status/2116374856648507416
Why was 6 afraid of 7
>>586265593reroll your account on the current banner, that will get you a very strong start.
>>586267449it's the same retards posting off topic shit on both threads
Which way, /uma/non
Did trainers here make their trainee say trick or treat to (you) yet?
>>586267365yay curry won116028841160288411602884I should really go for sprint S on my ogurin but I can't be bothered
>>586268002I mostly just see people posting how they want to rape an uma here or seething about some unemployed schizo desu
>>586268094Bro's steamy brossy
>>586268120I lost to curren AIEEEEEEE
>>586268110>tired>sigh>only once>smiles?
>>586267904https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=2o1rMTwU9UDMJo_WP4yy6Zl4720089087200890872008908
>>586268032I post in both threads and they mostly ignore schizos whilst there has been a perpetual meltdown over V for an entire year
>>586267691Mine loves it, but she is also from Berlin, so that tracks.
>>586267793
>you can't help but fall in lovewhat did ardan mean by this? is she trying to tell me something?
>>586268383talk with your umas!!!!!
>>586268002>/vm/ are full of spergs that seethe all day everyday on random inane shitI mean, so do we. The only difference (at best) is as you described, the off topic small talk in here goes widely insane from left to right, in a matter of seconds./vm/ clearly does not use air fryer or rice cooker.
>>586268120casino.......282161332821613328216133
oh fugg, mambo is fighting to hold A+. keep going, mambros.
>>586268245She thinks the line is cringe but city loves you so she will play along with a smile anyway.
Anons does Nimble navigator not work for this CM?
>>586267449I dont get why you guys hate them, I go there for rooms sometimes and they're p chill and nice. The rooms are p good too. I guess I don't like how little porn there is tho
at last shes completed... the third jewel in my crown...
>>586268306*-posting is just a few random "fuck you" replies at this point (basically just a meme call and response), while /vm/ will metapost for over 500 replies at a time if someone posts the "wrong" op image in a new bake
>>586268306V aura is too powerful his scent is enough to make the nerds here start ovulating
>>586268519it works but like half of the accels it's a gamble
>>586268245She's a bitch
>>586268496>but city loves you??????
>>586268578We literally do the same thing when there's an op we don't like dumbass. Stop acting like this is an elite sekret klub
>>586268403why is she looking at me like that
>>586268546>no sprint Suhhh gwo?
>>586268535I mean I use both, only difference I see is that /vm/ has more talented drawfags and the seething there lasts longer, but I enjoy vg and vm uma threads
>>586268610Yeppers!
>>586268479460113554601135546011355
>>586268610lost one ear sock at a time
>>586268678heat season
>>586268581then I will put it in my end, and countermeasure too because why not
>>586268610the yukiyeppers propaganda got me, it's over
>>586268289https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=tdeBRmR7ZRdj7HJeoCRfB7ai209925332099253320992533Last one for me, might have a bit too much for plapyon at this point
>>586268717HOW IS IT ALREADY FULL AIIIIIIIIIIE
>>586268665V literally bakes then gets nuked and the thread is getting deleted with him, it's valid to avoid his threads kill yourself
>>586268610digivolution
>>586268780these late starts are killing me
>>586268719She still has both in her Valentine's model.
>>586268815I'm baking an op from a western artist just to make you eat your words
days without being raped by umamusume: 10000+
>>586268665I'm fine with 2-5 retarded posts that go nowhere rather than the full thread being filled with metaposting
it's literally impossible to join a room. it's insta-filled every time and i don't want to host cause i don't have the trojan installed.
>>586268717yay my A sprint pasa won237045332370453323704533>>586268787I'm POPULAR MOM
>>586268959just post the regular results, the ones who care about hkrk have hkrk installed
>>586268985Thanks for the hostan! My Laisu keeps pacing down from downhill mode
why did i build a triple front team for this cm. im just trying rooms now and im getting shit on. WHAT WAS I THINKING
>>586268780https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=r22Y0qEwRMO0NvxODZPdARWPThe thread really improved since a week ago. My King was stomping pretty hard, but now there's a bunch of aces generating higher predictions than her.
>>586268985292537252925372529253725maybe I'll remake my oguri for round 2, round 1 should be ok
>>586268901ear sock progressive browning
Finally
>>586269192you got cocky on a track where frontfags suck
>>586269215https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=ViTltTO6AvspHtecZ6Zv5vjgThanks for hostan, still not sure if I should use my pace Machan or Oguri, Taishin is also very hit or miss... Gotta dip now so no more hakus from me
>>586269064
This is probably the worst run I ever had this scenario
Warrior Kingu!
>>586269210nyo...
>>586269347Heh
king halo sitting on my face
>>586269347>doxxing
>>586269347Zero (%) is where the center stands!
Who got no mile S? This guy*finger guns*Who had no rainbows in finals? This guy*bang bang*
Scary succubus
>>586269387this, i wanna be her first-rate throne
>586269327nobody asked faggot
>>586269215SUCK it falco my clubbie102449341024493410244934
I askedI care
>>586269537falco forgot she has an unique
>>586269465not really
>>586269519meant for >>586269327
YAAAAADAAAAAAA
>>586269270I JUST WANTED TO SEE SUZUKA WIN AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
>>586269210thanks for hostingstill can't decide which machan to use...
>>586269662
>>586269662umami is adorable
What am I in for
>>586269284thank for hakus>>586269537mou ikkai543050885430508854305088
is there a fast way to import your uma to the umalator
>>586269841huge boobs. you will also never ever use her.
I'd rather study feng shui in tomakomai than use gaslator
i just want to compare two umas gwo
>>586269865ends go hard with 2 deboofers
Is leap forward mandatory or can I cope bros
>>586270153>metanigger using meta strat>wow it works stupidly well
>>586269347alright instead of doing triple fronts im going to replace shart fartcon with something. vote now to determine the third member of my team that im going to cope train in 5 hours.
Yes there is a way to import umas fast, but I gain nothing from teaching you how
>>586270153https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=tvQB5oMOnF0sW1KGsyCj2yg6haku for the race>taishin midraced into 1st place
>>586270241shut up V
>>586269297Noice I only have the low quality soundpost of that
>>586269841Germany.
>>586270228you can cope but leap forward is THAT good, you still got time if you want to get back to her in the future for that perfect improvement
>>586270261who do you have for sprintersoguri and pasa are good but idk if you can build them for sprints in 5hrs
eshim frash is annoying i couldn't live with her I'm way too autistic and retarded
>>586264784Does Yukino even know what rape is?
fillies and mares ToT
>>586270228>mandatoryno, you have your win conditions for this unit. obviously, leap forward would have widened your possibilities and shrimply made you stronger.
>>586270454She's a mare she's well informed.
it was so sad when sweepy yada'd too hard, popped a blood vessel in her brain, and then died
Why do I sometimes get told to fuck off whenever I post certain umas like mirako?
>>586270454City-san always says her trainer should do that to her so I think it's a birthday present or something like that!
>>586270431i have tons of options. idk what to run with two fronts though. a pace? isnt nishino always strong on sprints? should i do the end cheer halo meme?
>>586270228You have a ton of accel there, you're fine without it
>>586270441she's autistic too so you're actually perfect for each other
>>586270676is it really a meme when she's so absurdly strong
>>586270581I guess it's because you are making up umas, there is no one that I know of with such a name
>>586270228You want a bit more stam.
https://x.com/NK__7171/status/2116478379885203709/photo/1Dober-sensei please inspect my peenus weenus! My willy!
>>586270676nigga this is the cheer halo track, if you pulled her shes free plat
>>586270701She's not autistic she's German.
Join us on /sp/ to watch Forever Young in the Breeders' Cup Classic in 6 hours and 10 minutes. >>/sp/158292820You can watch the other races there with us too :^)
>>586270875I love when retards say this
>using /sp/ outside of the olympics or world cupdisgusting.
>>586270875>>586270748fine i guess ill try it... ive just used her as a broodmare for sprint and mile backliners so far, i never tried training her for real.
>>586270794Do I? i got her a green>>586270358>>586270506>>586270685thanks bros, i'll try to improve my digitan meanwhile
>>586271018You can watch a real live horse race with the /sp/ bros though
i want to breed yankoand most of the umamusumes actuallycome to think of it
>>586269465>lesbian
>>586270997IS IT NOT TRUE? STOP PLAYING WITH MY HEART
>>586271117This track has stat thresholds for Speed and Stam. Unless you're ok with not getting it all the time, you want 601.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HV4lAtLWwAEqLZl.jpg:orig
>>586259361She still has her friends
Ms Gang Beast...
>>586271254Super interesting.
>>586265493She's not a fat chud like Spe or has powerful osananajimi powers like Buena which makes it harder for people to larp. Once MS2 comes out and she gets released I imagine people will talk about her more. Also has one of the best quirks in the game.https://youtu.be/OqZNCj5XDhI?si=I6Z9JvfagFkVy-K3
>>586271260>pedo
>>586271221Ah it's fine it really only matters in the finals and mood will get me there
>>586270943but you will make fun of my flag...
>>586270339fat ass...
>>586271221great mood gets them there.
>>586271254https://x.com/U_Mikai/status/2116215626574475724I need more cunnilingus art
Woah! Such a scary thread!Please Mommy Creek have sex with me or I won't be able to sleep tonight!
>>586271462nobody cares if you're from the DRC my dude
__ ______
>>586271462It's okay. You'll be the lone SEA there
>>586271462lmao is it Guam?
>>586271515Dick Riding Club... hehe...
>>586271447
>>586271667Mambwo...
>>586271619id like to solve the puzzle"We fucked"?
Ways and Means
>horny retards not caring for the game, just like with any other gacha>horny retards avatarfagging, not caring for the gamewhy are gacha threads like this? post your fan runs or something, or your unused TP
>>586271254There's south americans drawing primo cunny inside rooms that look like THIS
I'm starting to think Dober really gets along with her trainer
>>586271773bwo says in the thread that 10 mins ago had like 50 rooms posted
>Prat wins another BC race
>>586271782the asbestos, black mold, and malnutrition transforms them into savants.
>>586271773UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH BERU-CHAAAAAN
>>586271773it is the natural course of gachafags, most of us already jumped ship to play other gachas with better gameplay while clanking uma and shitposting
>>586270875i have halo white and mlb cb but my best honse is el immigrant
Dober gets along with trainer's smelly cock
>>586271864rooms are pretty fucking gay t b q h and for piguesbwocacho>>586271984>with better gameplayno such things all gacha have dog shit gameplay one way or another because zoomer can never settle on literally anything if they don't have severe autism
>>586272060Sounds like this is not the right thread for you and you should move on to a better one.
>Another winner by Practical JokeImagine being named as that
>>586271773berry more like berry my penis in her umanko
>>586271861Stop posting the misandrist
>>586271773people are literally talking about the game constantly wtf are you on about
>>586272119retard
>>586272029Made for mating presses
>>586272119RETARD
Visit Tomakomilk!
>>586272060umamusume is barely a game at this point. the gameplay loop is set and lasts until you quit or eos. if you're a player that has absolutely zero interest in being "competitive" in pvp then this thing is very lackluster as a gacha.
>>586272119I can definitely do that
>>586272265just like all gachas are to a REAL gamer that actually gives a shit about gameplay and video games as a wholegambling is not gameplay
Ways and Means from Kentucky wins the G1 Breeders' Cup Filly & Mare Sprint
>>586272265>umamusume is barely a game at this point. the gameplay loop is set and lasts until you quit or eos.But the finemotion avatarfag is stating that all mobile games have dogshit gameplay, which you aren't even bothering to refute.
>>586270906same thing
>>586272265desu i do wonder how the waifu and story players maintain interest. i love the cm competition so im fully invested and the cadence of CMs keeps me playing pretty regularly, but if it wasnt for that id just be sleeping on it.
Did Daring Tact get her model while she was an active race horse like Ebayan?
>>586272281Then do it.
>>586272382retard
>>586272390>desu i do wonder how the waifu and story players maintain interest.Have you tried reading the text on the screen instead of skipping through everything for either 2 umerican cents worth of game currency, or to get to the screens with numbers on them?
>>586272265what is even the point of post like this, like do you want us to attempt to persuade you into something? like make up your own opinions on things retard
>>586272232i will when her summer alt thats meta comes out and i will larp that i always liked her
>>586272378>refutethis may come as a surprise, anon, but one can shrimply agree with others on the internet. it does not have to be perpetual conflict.
tonight
oops
I just glued a 3* guts pace pink with shit whites fresh from a run just like that... If this was a year ago I would be over the moon with this but the spark standards are just too high now and I need the veteran space
>>586272390>desu i do wonder how the waifu and story players maintain interestIt's easyI love my wifeI see (and hear) my wife when I open the gameMe happyThis loop continues until I read another career. After that the loop continuesKeiba helps too
dober is so cute i want to hug and cuddle with her
>>586271984post some good gatcha games to play
>>586272621is a redditor making all this shit? what's with the unfunny meme pics
>>586272695cathartic to sort by date and release 150 marked veterans, parents, old TT aces
>>586272621croixGAWDS we taking this one
How many umas would get hornier if you were stronger than them
>>586272694i like these table tennis stripping ones
>>586272609that's not very nice...
>>586272390It takes a long time to read all stories.Reading one career can take 1.5 hours easily.I have 55 umas so if I read a story a week it'll take you more than a year to read.There are also event, main story, etc.You can just flatline the rest of the time or get some gibs like dailies to roll umas.
>>586271782true passion for the subject matter
>>586272597>>586272694
>>586272740i am looking
>>586272740orenji love
>>586272780Secondaries are too retarded and need emojis to basedface and point at i.e. "I know that uma"
>>586272819Gold City unironically said this
>>586272621>kwab du nord
>>586272835Same
>>586272695>see 2* stam/pow/wit(!!) with distance pinks and half-good whites>*saved*>never use the parentthose are the nice days, I do clean old parents that I don't use though
>>586272621Come on Seiun Hades!
I'm unironically having fun looping.
>>586272905I would never post Dober's cute bush on purpose like that just because I am horny
>>586273223if i had sweepy as my personal nagger i would be so MOTIVATED all the time because i want to FUCK HER TIGHT LITTLE MARE PUSSY YOSSHAAAAAAAAA NOW IM ALL PUMPED UP LETS GOOOOOOOOO
>>586273387that was no bush... but a tiny, thin line of airalso stop being horny on main
>>586273497personal wh-ah, I see
>>586273497kitasan...
>>586273387dober correction
Mambwos...
Help.Just pick all top one? Do I pick Tail Nine?
>>586274101What is that site?
>>586274101tail nine is like half the reason to run inari
it's weird to think that Sweepy was already a broodmare long before Kitasan was even born imagine if humans bred their best athletes like we do with horses
>>586274262>imagine if humans bred their best athletes like we do with horseshumans do
>>586274170https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/
>>586274101neighas will do this to get gold while lazygawds will make an ace after two runs with all the skills that sounded cool, then they'll walk out with plats
>>586274371WHOA MAMA
>>586274371
>>586274371i have never masturbated to this uma
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH BIG TITS NOOOOOOOSAVE ME NISHINO FLOWER
I'm tall white guy, often feel like pic related, and like arguing, and like dominant looking women while I yearn for anything nice at the same time. Which Uma is for me?
Nishino Flower with a fluffy bush...
Sex with Azuma
>>586274657narita top road
>Use Banana Falco for the first time ever>Watch a G1 race for fun>Her ult randomly procs early>"What the hell?">WINNING GATE replaces the race theme through the entirety of it while Falco goes even further>"Holy shit!"I understand Falcofags now, that is honestly kino...
>>586274835no one says this vro
>>586274657
>>586272119r e t a r d
>>586272495same thing as germans and autists
my cute uma is nearly there...
>>586274835i say this
BREEDERS CUP STREAM KOKOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47b2DfVzZxYBREEDER'S CUP STREAM KOKOCygames sponsored Sprint G1 in 1 hour 50 mins from this postCygame's Sprint featuring American Stage (another Yahagi trained horse), T O Elvis (also jockeyed by Ryusei Sakai)Breeder's Cup Classic in 4hrs 20 mins from this postBCC featuring Yanko, T O Password (sire: Copano Rickey), and Sovereignty
Just finished to Kumiyabe's new drawing of Digitan getting exorcised (it wasn't NTR)
>>586274951When umacel finally gets love.
>>586274951this is methe other variant of this on her knees especially so
>>586274319Is this any better than the momooshit
>>586275091next month...
>nige victory on sprint this is foreshadowing for the cm
Back to back frontwinslol
>>586275176nobody bounces like this
BC DIRT MILE NEXT!!!!!LORD FONS IS IN IT!!!!!!
yeppers!
Bacio
>>586275142where
>>586272390What's stopping me from training other girls on CMs is that I don't want to skip their career if I'm playing the character for the first time. Reading the career story is almost or over an hour
>>586274101are you not supposed to pick Lengths/SP?
>>586275176can we accelerate to her banner already holy fuck
>>586275290
>>586275371you can read them on the website and then skip in gameunless you're really into the uma, then you can experience it ingame
Bacio from Kentucky wins the G1 Breeders' Cup Turf Sprint
middle schoolers look like THIS?https://x.com/muku_ten1215/status/2116503199981150474
Is superhero pasa inherit any good for endies in dirt CM?
>forgot to do an extra medium race>get 3600m long URA finals as sprint mayawaumallahi...
>>586275543>boss nige
>>586275568Umazing
..................
>>586275576https://hakuraku.moe/umalogs?tab=skills
>>586275261>momooshitI don't know, is that another website?
>>586275543when you're brocked, you're brocked.
>>586275691shoo
bwochachos, I don't feel so good... my head hurts and I think I've got the brain eating mold I heard about in a youtube video that's been having more recorded cases lately...
>>586275817Ugly stallion
Kita-chan...
>>586275771It's the "updated" umalator. The one you're using is outdated.
>>586275886good I hope you die
Guess I found my team
>>586275698When will it update for dirt CM?
>>586275886>guys the internet doctor told me im sick based on thought up symptoms I MIGHT haveshut up and go back to the mines, tama
>>586275987moomoolator does not even have all the skills lolalpha is the best
>>586275430Get into coma for 2 years or play in JP servers
>>586275886unless you live like a teioposter you dont have mold disease
>>586275886are you prone to headaches/migraines? is the discomfort heightened to a significant degree as compared to past headaches? are you having any signs of cognitive decline? vision? hearing? speech? balance? fine motor skills?
>>586276076>>586276126everyone is so mean to me...
>>586275886nah come on man thats ridiculous it's probably just cancer
breeder's cup DIRT MILE coming up in twenty (20) minutes. a preview for cm22.
Lord Fons from Japan will run on the next race, the Breeders' Cup Dirt Mile
>>586275886niggas sleeping 5 hours a day be like: "this head-splitting headache will remain a mystery for the ages"
>>586275886Just go to a doctor? Get brain scan or something.
>>586275886gwocho go to sleep
>>586275886https://files.catbox.moe/vk2uyi.png
>>586276421https://x.com/JohnHoll0w/status/2116573491881505133I forgot the link
if you're ever scared that you may be deathly ill then shrimply go to sleep. if you awake and feel better then it was nothing. if you never awake then you are nothing.
>>586275568>entering in burger hours>start talking about middleschoolers
>>586276421>c*ndomcurren wouldn't do this
>>586276452>Further Ado became a miler
>>586276710I would though, at least the first time even though we're both virgins
>>586276676You sound awfully insecure.
>>586276830about what?
>>586276267>>586276267don't post tama next time then
>>586276184oofwell i have 2 years to save up to 5* her at least
>>586276672literally how I rollI live a suicidal lifestyle and when it gets so bad I faint, or puke, or collapse, I just sleepnext day I'm fine again
>>586276886Being horny for young, fertile anime girls that are clearly for (You).
>>586276282chevacutealso music
>>586276104I don't recall when he makes the switch but it's probaby by this one's finalswitgod's video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ8otN2v0Sk said to go with cheer halo, ryan's window is very tiny so condor's fury is probably the same
>>586277216>>586277216>>586277216we have no images so surely it's ok to bake a bweadwill do the schedule later today
>>586277270>>586277279*plap* *plap* BRAVO
>>586277270>>586277279gwos...
>>586277279>>586277270sigh...
>>586277279>>586277270kek
>>586277270>>586277279Retards
>>586277279>>586277270Bravo retards
>>586277279nyo............................. sowwy for baking over you
>>586276201no. pain is mild but kinda long lasting even after drinking lots of water. I'm posting on 4chan so cognitive decline is a given. I felt some eyestrain recently but wasn't doing much out of the ordinary, just walking around outside for an hour or two and it lasted for a while. my hearing is okay. speech is fine. I was dizzy when my eyes hurt. while playing a game recently I felt like I wasn't able to dodge and time things as well but my controller is also a decade old and breaking down so I wasn't sure if that was me or it.>>586276336:(>>586276463>>586276570I've been sleeping pretty well lately... at least 7 or 8 hours and going to bed before midnight even so I wake up in the morning at an appropriate time...>>586276468I checked with an online appointment scheduler and my usual doctor doesn't have an opening until January...
>>586277270>>586277279lol
>>586277106i see, deny the implication of giving her an age number without any bases is now being insecure about wanting to fuck a young girl.This logic has no sense.I didn't even deny that i would fuck a young fertile girl tho.
>>586277423it's fine we were on the same line of thought
>>586277509>I didn't even deny that i would fuck a young fertile girl tho.Neither did he, in fact it's a horny post. I'd understand if you were calling out a redditor going "no this girl with fat tits is my daughterino!!1!".Why does implying she's a middle schooler is a problem? Because you are insecure about it for whatever reason.I wouldn't pull out either.
>>586277797>Why does implying she's a middle schooler is a problem?It's simply a matter of facts. You don't want to spread fake news, don't you?
>>586277450Go to any generic doctor to get some blood tests done, even if you're not a fat fuck you need to rule out diabetes. Then get your appointment in January with your regular doctor.
>>586277450>I checked with an online appointment scheduler and my usual doctor doesn't have an opening until January...Go to any reputable or ask someone for recommendation?
