>>98879025
>TQ
desu, the game feels really samey and unbalanced. just constant roadblocks until someone is forced to move, then the opponent can get to the other side of the board, and immediately capture everything. really could do with some good updates.

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Nth for FUCK MON'KEIGHS

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>>98879095 >>98879174 >>98881414

Let Chaos Idols take this thread!

what’s your guys’ favorite checkerboard pattern? for me, its blue and dark blue.

>>98879047
Okay. The model I'm working with is some old shit back from when I was a retard at assembly, but thankfully there's no moldline gore that I missed unless I missed it a second time.
>>98879070
>But yeah some autists take their Warhammer 40k factions too far beyond "tongue in cheek" jovial joking manners and sometimes even take great offense at their factions being mocked.
What causes this? Underexposure to what actual humans at an LGS are like?

>>98879075
I gotta go with the classic red and black

>>98879073
she has 0 appeal, and you not responding means that deep down you know i'm right and that rat is utterly worthless

How much of a beta cuck you have to be to like vtubers

>>98879086
>What causes this? Underexposure to what actual humans at an LGS are like?
Autism is why. Autism is a blessing and a curse in all nerd things. Warahmmer 40k is no exception.

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>>98879100
not a ratfag, but they have their appeal. some of their songs are also fine.

>>98879104
I guess that checks out, and I'm now reminded of a literal autist I worked alongside years ago.
Thankfully I haven't borne witness to any tribalist spergouts at my LGS.

>>98879126
Tell us the story about this autist

>Gulliman sets up the 500 worlds in 2017
>doesn’t receive any progression until 2025
What other lore tidbit from 8+ years ago deserve an update?

>>98879146
ynnari

>>98879150
>ynnari
NTA but I remember mentioning about how Trayzn's vault could metaphorically be seen as a vault of discarded Black Library plot ends that won't be resolved. I'm surprised that Yvraine hasn't become part of Trayzn's collection so GW can "soft squat" the Ynnari as fragmented without their leader. I still find it hilarious that Yvraine is mostly just known because of her fanart for being Guilliman's stress relief bedroom toy.
>>98879146
>500 worlds
You reminded me of the 500 worlds campaign. How did that go and what are the respective endings of those campaign books? Especially the Iron Warriors and Red Corsairs one, too please.
What's Guilliman's justification for rebuilding the 500 Worlds and what are speculated reasons as I vaguely remember an anon saying he wants to secede from the Imperium. I don't have the PDFs.

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>>98879268 >>98879293 >>98881737

>>98879073
>Let Chaos Idols take this thread!

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>>98881743

>>98879145
It's not topical to the thread, but his routine bullshit was basically picrel. Did he see you doing something that you're completely within your rights to do, but he doesn't like? You're gonna hear about it for days. So at that point you just give up and keep doing it to ragebait him.
So the 40k equivalent is people being unable to handle banter, which in my desu opinion is one of the biggest reasons to give a shit about lore. See a custodesfag getting especially mad about lore? Poke him with the harlequins stick and see what happens.

Can't decide between Imperial Knights, probably mixed with agents, Chaos Knights or Necrons
I really like the CK models but if gameplay revolves around wardog spam instead of using my giant stompy guys I'd get annoyed.
Necrons, I really like their models and reanimating seems fun.

>>98879185
go for necrons, with lychguard and immortals theme

>>98879170
i still think gw needs to give ynnari another go. they could ask danny boy to write a book for them.

>>98879199
With what spare time? He's too busy writing shit for vidya and cinema, and I'm sure those pay better than BL. We're never getting Bequin finale at this rate and you want to give him another project?

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>>98879303 >>98879307

>>98879150
The new old man toxic yaoi book establishes that the last crone sword is actually in Trazyn's collection somewhere, so the mon'keigh paw might be curling on that one

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>>98879262 >>98879556

Are Alpha Legion the most cucked 40k faction on the table?
When was the last time they had a single model release just for them?

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>>98879095
I'm an idolfag, so seeing her journey to archiving her dreams is very endearing.
She's nice to have on while I paint since I like her humour and how much she gets into all the things she pursues.
Also the 9th Ed chaos codex promotion lore is funny.

As for hobby progress, here's my current collage entry I'm working on, how's yours coming along?

>>98879226
well i mentioned abnett because despite his fumbles during horus heresy books he is the only semi competent writter in bl. would you rather have mike brooks helming some major 40k book series?

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>>98879263 >>98879269 >>98879559

>ruins your hobby

>>98879245
wdym, Alpha Legion gets as many new models as every other 40k faction combined

>>98879256
Has Mike "looks like a dyke" Brooks written any good lore in recency, at all?

>>98879174
You're a fucking loser.

>>98879256
Why are professional writers so insufferable? Is it because they've never worked a real job in their life?

>>98879251
Sure, I have a big soft spot for Abnett and don't really love any other authors. Maybe Sandy. I'm just pointing out the impracticality of getting Danny to write something else thoughbeit

>>98879268
uh oh ratfag melty!

>>98879262
Yeah but those sculps are also shared by everyone else. When was the last time alpha legion got a sculpt that could only be used by alpha legion?

>>98879270
yeah, i know

>>98879251
>he is the only semi competent writter in bl.
Chris Wraight, Peter Fehervari, ADB when Abby's dick isn't too far down his throat, Noah van Nguyen

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>>98879299 >>98879301 >>98879366

Is nobody going to comment on how this isn't a /40kg/ thread at all? Am I really the only one who noticed?

>>98879272
Trying too hard

>>98879263
Voidscarred is actually pretty decent.

>>98879270
also didn't sandy mitchell retire, or at least isn't part of bl anymore?

>>98879174
>>98879268
>>98879272
Least obvious samefag

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>>98879284
Shhh we're incognito, hiding from a certain someone

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>>98879641

>>98879185
What armies do you have already? I'm biased and want to say Knights+Agents since I do that myself (Subductor Squad + Vindictor Priest is a fun combo and cost as much as an Armiger pointswise) but if you already have an Imperium army or an army with a lot of large dudes Necron might be a good change of pace.

>>98879284
/40kg/ is all of /tg/'s threads. All threads in /tg/ are /40kg/ threads.

>>98879227
Robert Rath said he was interested in writing an Eldar novel next so we may see where that plot goes.

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>>98879227
>so the mon'keigh paw might be curling on that one
Yeah. It is gonna curl into a middle finger. I have a feeling this one might be a middle finger us and normies are gonna take offense to.

Calling it now:
The Ynnari are gonna besiege Trayzn's collection. Somehow they're gonna fail at getting the sword because Eldar seem mandated to always fail, and Slaanesh is too important to be deleted from 40k like he almost had happen in AoS. The sword will never be collected. Maybe they lost too many to reach it. Or it just teleported to another super secret base Trayzn has as a backup storage for his stuff.

Somehow they breach the museum of Trayzn's collection and despite all the violence and conflict of the battle, they don't damage any of it.
Except one, read the spoiler if you dare:
Clonegrim's holding cell so GW can sell another primarch model and finally blow the loyal chapters of traitor geneseed lid wide open and let the autism flood everywhere.

In other words. The Mon'keigh paw's middle finger is for Eldar fans who want their Eldar to have one win. For Necron fans who want something significant to happen for their faction again. And a middle finger to lore autists and space marine autists concerning future homebrewing.

In a silly twist it might be a real lore event that actually changes Warhammer 40k for real with lasting consequences for real this time. Just not in universe, but as a lore precedent citation for homebrew autism.

>>98879269
I heard being a writer for a corpo is the most cucked existence. You have to write under very specific corporate guidelines. George Lucas was very vocal about this

>>98879283
ADB wrote 1 good book and it's hellsreach. as for Chris Wraight i need to snag a coppy of the watchers of the throne so i cannot say if he's good or bad.

>play the "old race long past its prime slowly being genodiced with infinite torture for the sins of its fathers" faction
>get surprised when the story depicts them being shit on

>>98879283
>Fehervari
I just finished his GSC story and it made me want more.

>>98879318
1. What's wrong with the Night Lords books?
2. "Wrath of Iron" and "The Lords of Silence" are two of my favorite 40k books, so I reasonably assume that all the praise I've heard for Watchers is legitimate.

>>98879326
Tchaikovsky's GSC and nid writings are da best
Shame he's only done one and a quarter books and is unlikely to do any more because he's a made man who doesn't have to bend over for GW

>all I want to do is paint my army and play videogames
>all I have time for is work my job that pays less than fast food, and study
>bank account has less money this month than last month because I didn't get enough overtime hours
>had today off and got to paint for 2 hours before wife said we had to go to family function I forgot about
>sitting on my phone shitposting on 4chan instead of interacting with my in-laws because I'm so bitter about my lack of free time.
Regret
Regret
Regret

>>98879346
holy low test. bitch somewhere else you crybaby

>>98879263
>Mike "looks like a dyke" Brooks
Lmao.
I wish I had the creativity for these kinds of zingers.
>Mike "can't go a day without writing gay" Brooks
Seriously Mike Brooks' gay stuff in his Warhammer 40k books now feel like when Youtubers do their annoying in video sponsor segments.

>>98879269
>Why are professional writers so insufferable?
Because writing is an "art" and artists that make it with getting fame, money and a following get huge egos from the praise of their fans. I don't believe anybody here can resist the ego boost to pompous asshole proportions here. Myself included. It is the same for fanartists. It is the same for video game modders.
It is the same for Black Library Warhammer writers.
>>98879314
I think many Black Library Warhammer book writers in particular get embittered by how the books they only write for a paycheck are the ones that pay the bills and support them. While the stuff they really want to write don't make it and certainly are not making them big like how Harry Potter did with J.K. Rowling. They're all stuck with Warhammer and will only be remembered for Warhammer and nothing else. And that makes them bitter and spiteful to those who don't like their work.

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>>98879377

Army for this feel?

>>98879284
Someone got the cute idea to mask the thread as a checkers general because they’re obsessed with a singular anon, it’s pathetic but fairly on par with this general of nomodels faggots

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>>98879346
>work my job that pays less than fast food
Why you in that job then lil bro? I thought from your blogpost you're some young adult in his first job then you mention a wife?

>>98879365
Vostroyan Firstborn

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>>98879388 >>98879389 >>98879396 >>98879398 >>98879593 >>98880093 >>98880097 >>98880156 >>98881258 >>98881577

Post models you have painted within the last year.

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>>98879381
i started my army in january

>>98879381
Cute collection anon, you’re on your way to becoming relevant!

>>98879381
Eldar are so gross anon

>>98879381
collin is that you

>>98879366
>because they’re obsessed with a singular anon
Being absolutely tired of a persistent autist's antics of just being an annoyance for a Warhammer 40k thread is not obsession.

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>>98879411 >>98879417

>>98879396
And what faction do you play?

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>>98879405

>>98879405
Space Wolves. I haven’t finished my Hellblasters yet because I’m on Grindr rn

I find the thread by ctrl-f search for /40kg/, you fuckers tricked me

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>>98879326
More GSC or more Dark Coil? If the former, "Day of Ascension" is good, although for me the AdMech kinda stole the show; if the latter, you're in luck since Spiral Dawn is generally seen as one of his weaker works, so you'll be in for a treat when you pick up "Fire Caste" or "Requiem Infernal" or whatever.

>>98879420
>More GSC or more Dark Coil?
More GSC, I got both Dark Coil omnibuses at the same time. Had to go outside google for the second one. Luckily some game store in CA had a copy, but it still cost me 40 bones.

Kek, I love the first initial meeting between Leman Russ and Alpharius and how easily Russ strips him mentally bare and reminds him how strong he and his brothers are for their specific rolls.

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>>98879389
Hey, at the very least I have actively participated in the hobby over the last year instead of wallowing in self-pity about what people on the internet say about me to the point where I haven't finished a new model in the last year. I'd rather be irrelevant than the town fool of the thread.

>>98879396
I thought the same way you did once, then I realized the cringe part of Eldar is the Aspect Warriors and the best part are the Wraith constructs and jetbikes (Rangers are cool tho).

>>98879398
No this is Patrick

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>mutant likes primarchs getting stripped down bare and getting it on with each other
Checks out

>decide to pull the trigger on the Red Gobbo anticipating it’d be harder to get this year
>it comes out two weeks after pre-orders open
Damn I figured it’d be another week. If the Legion of the Damned come out anytime in November it won’t be until December until it actually comes out. It’s definitely a de facto Christmas box this year.

I’m not gonna lie I’ve got 6 days to finish my Hellblasters and I’m panicking, I know I can do it but ffs I haven’t painted a model in nearly a year….fuck me

>>98879025
Actual checkers question that I can't get a solid answer for:
Do you have to jump a piece whenever there is the ability to do so?

>>98879456
I like some of the aspect warriors but I do believe that deldar and corsairs are just more interesting to me than craftworlders. Nothing in CWE lore really jumps out at me all that much, at least not in a good way. Still thinking about starting them as a second army, maybe just a small 500 point project.

>>98879469
Official rule is you must make jumps whenever one is available. Checkers basically never end in draws and cannot have an opponent refuse to move a back row when played like this.

>>98879469
You can't get a solid answer because there isn't one. Jumping can be optional or mandatory, and can be forwards-only or any direction depending on the niche micro-variant ruleset you're playing. Ask your opponent or the TO before the situation arises.

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>>98879468
I’m truly alone

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>>98879465
That reminds me, I should take a look at preorders-
>see the tone pro paints
>over eight fucking dollars CAD for 12ml shitpots
Well there goes even the slightest chance that I'll try one of them out.

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>>98879489
>he doesn't have any tone(tm) pro(tm) paints
Reeeeeeeeeee modeless lorefag!!!!11!111!!1!1

How much of a beta male you have to be to like gacha crap

>>98879367
Hours anon. I need the HOURS for my grad school app

>>98879468
>>98879488
You're a limpdicked failure lmao

>>98879514
How much of an alpha do you have to be that a Skinner box that rewards you with beautiful girls doesn't appeal to you?

>>98879521
Thanks for the encouragement man

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>>98879531
>"""beautiful girls""""
>look inside
>it's just sameface animu garbage
I'd rather jerk it to SoB, the modern fitwear on repentia ones at that.

>>98879245
Chaos is the army with the most freedom to convert and AL is the legion with the most freedom within Chaos.
Just because the fanbase tends to flanderize them into one specific meme will never make them cucked.

>>98879256
Look at this fucking faggot

>>98875867
All servitors have the Cult Mechanicus tag, so Data Psalm Conclave also buffs them.

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>>98879381
From what I can tell my first models of /myguys/ were done early Jan of last year. I have another armiger primed, and Maelstrom HQ box half assembled.

When I get around to finishing the Target boxes I'll take a pic of my marines.

I wonder what happened to hot knifefag

>>98879550
You're looking at their faces?

>>98879593
who are these niggas? why do you have leviathans

>>98879596
Probably died from AIDS, as he was always a massive faggot

>>98879599
What else is there to look at? Japs never give them a big enough ass since they're all flat as pancakes and tits are for toddlers.

>>98879609
Some of the girls from Azure Lane are fucking stacked (Kashino, for example), and if you're into fat chicks then Nikke has Elegg, Bready, etc.

>>98879533
Encouragement is useless, you've had a year to paint them and you couldn't even do it this month to prove everybody wrong
You are a fucking failure of a human being

>>98879626
Or, hear me out, rather than caring about sameface abominations I go jerk it to other actually beautiful women. I really don't get why you weebs are so insistent that everyone likes animu bs. It's a very polarising art style and you have to understand it does nothing for a lot of people

>>98879300
Don't have a full army but a smattering of random minis from the factions I mentioned.

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>>98879626
>Kashino, for example
>look it up
>anthropomorphised cow
Disgusting. Get back on topic and stop trying to peddle your weird otaku fetishes.

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>>98879675 >>98879708 >>98879760 >>98880008 >>98880205

Someone mentioned anime? I’d watch this if they replaced the generic jap self-insert with a Space Marine or Custodes

>>98879657
>Space Marine or Custodes
What's the point of isekaislop if the self-insert protagonist is asexual?

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>>98879668
Yeah I realised he was attacking and not siding with them after posting, please excuse me.

>>98879675
To be a Space Marine that makes people explode by shooting them with your boltgun

>>98879687
Hell yeah.

>>98879687
>could be a badass regular human with the strength and money/status to lug a bolter around who still has sex drive intact
>nah I want to be a neutered cuckmarine!
Cringe

>>98879677
TRUTH EXTERMINATUS

>>98879652
>>98879657
Least obvious phonesamefag

>>98879263
Brutal Cunning is probably his best work and it's pretty mid

>>98879705
I’m sorry you’re a fat short loser who needs to self insert and cannot comprehend the joy of killing people as an 8ft augmented human in power armour

>>98879550
>>it's just sameface
The says, posting space marins

>>98879705
Experiencing sexual attraction sounds horrible and baseline humans are garbage.
Besides, if you actually have that kind of money and status, why aren't you hiring people to lug bolters around for you?

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>>98879754

>>98879626
Azure Lane is chinese
Nikke is korean

>>98879720
>who needs to self insert
That's the whole point of isekai you dense moron.
>cannot comprehend the joy of killing people as an 8ft augmented human in power armour
I can comprehend that, I'd just rather be a 6ft regular human in power armour and not have my tubes permanently tied. If you want to be a sexless mutant freak go ahead

>>98879730
>Experiencing sexual attraction sounds horrible
This is up there with "fun is a buzzword" ngl, just things out of touch spergs say

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>>98879779

Legion of the Damned fucking when?
GW releasing trash all year, but manage to redeem themselves with one half decent kit.
They proceed to put it in a Fomo box with admittedly cool ork models, but give no release date.
Why are they such faggots? They somehow hate us more than they like money.

>>98879730
Don't care fag, I'm gonna deform some chicks stomach with my space marine dick.

>>98879733
Sorry, didn't realize you were an advanced racist who made distinctions between different flavors of gachaslop producers. If you literally meant Japs specifically then you're probably right, but the question was "what else is there to look at" and the answer was "voluptuous women from non-Japanese gacha games like Azur Lane and Nikke" so the point stands

>>98879657
Ork isekai would be superior
>MC has to balance using his human wits and not appearing too unorky and getting stomped to death
>built-in "level up" mechanics with how ork biology works
>can balance the plot between autistic nation building as he climbs the ork hierarchy, autistic worldbuilding as it deep dives into orkish society/culture/biology, and indulgent hyperviolence because orks
>latent drama of whether or not the WAAAAGH psychic gestalt is gradually overwriting his human identity as more and more orks join his WAAAAAGH

>>98879760
>this dude wants to be an Ork
I fucking kneel….

>>98879754
I'm not the other anon anne frankly don't care about his flaccid whining. However I AM an advanced racist as you said so I needed to set the record straight.

>>98879596
Probably injured himself or destroyed the plastic. Since the idea was retarded.

>>98879751
GW has limited production ability. Keeping up with new stuff AND producing old kits is really starting to hurt them. The new factory is more delayed than the Red Terror model and even when it gets fully built there are concerns with energy availability in their region of the UK.

>>98879768
Yeah but he was just so cocky I'm surprised he hasn't been back here talking himself up again. Maybe he ended up hospitalising himself or something?

>>98879779
Did they ever resolve that issue with the endangered bat autistically screeching around the proposed new factory grounds?

>>98879771
>made for porn-addicted losers
>it's not even real porn
>they're all still dressed up in the games, softcore at best
How sad of an existence to be a gachacuck. Almost like being marinefag

>>98879785
No I'm still there

>>98879785
no they had to buy the adjacent property to put the parking lot in while where they were originally going to remains owned by the Nightlords

>>98879788
>Almost like being marinefag
LEL

All this marine shit is the same. They’re monochrome bland gruel made for plastic-addicted losers. Who cares which ethnic group they pastiche

>>98879799
What's so funny? Primaris sucking all sovl out and leaving behind a lifeless husk isn't much of a laughing matter. I just feel for all the cucks deluding themselves into liking primaris, at least half the marine players itt reject numarines and just stick to manlets, incredibly based

>>98879807
>noooooo, my flavorless white wonderbread is now STALE flavorless white wonderbread! A bloo bloo bloo!
Marinepiggies are a fascinating lot

>>98879815
I get that you're trying to pick a fight but I'm not a marinefag and agree with you. I'm just pointing out how sad of a situation it is and how cucked numarinepiggies are

>>98879827
No that's the retard who buys firstborn and has melties over primaris.

Actually caring that much about plastic is gay in general. Just paint what you like.

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>>98879677
imagine entering a fictional realm and casting yourself as a supporting character, cbm

>>98879832
>Just paint what you like
But he likes firstborn? You're contradicting yourself

I agree with the Primaris haters that it's weird that GW felt the need to make the Space Marine range refresh a whole lore thing instead of just releasing new models like they do with every other faction, but unless you're reading a book like, say, "Shroud of Night" where the story repeatedly grinds to a halt to glaze Better Call Cawl's heretical defacement of the Emperor's designs or playing a list where the distinction matters vis-à-vis who can get into which vehicles, it barely matters and is just a range refresh with aesthetic decisions that you weren't comfortable with a decade ago.

>>98879863
No, I didn't. I just explained who he is. Learn to read.

>>98879867
Hating the lore is completely justified. I've only seen 8th kiddies seethe about the sculpts.

>>98879869
I'm lost, the anon you're referring to puts a lot of effort into sourcing firstborn shit for his army, a verified hobbyGOD and you think he's a retard? And then you say "just paint what you want" but apparently that doesn't apply in his case where he is just making and painting what sparks joy for him?

>>98879827
Pick a fight, elaborating on your point, doesn't really matter either way. The sentiment I paraphrased has existed for about a decade now amongst marinepiggies and it still amuses me to this day.

>>98879875
>call him a retard for seething about plastic when he can just paint what he wants
>"different anon" somehow twists reality into a whole new perspective to make it seem like I'm retarded.

Are you on his dick because you are part of the discord or are you shamelessly samefagging?

>>98879880
>call him a retard for seething about plastic when he can just paint what he wants
This is what I'm referring to. He *is* just painting what he wants, so what do you expect him to do niggerman? I'm on his dick because he's a solid modelposter and I hate the trend here of shitting on perfectly fine hobbiers until they decide to up and leave to the discord. There are anons who deserve bullying, he is not one of them

>>98879887
Shocking.
His daily shitposting about primaris does not make him one of the good ones.

>>98879903
Daily huh, so now we're just making shit up? What army do you play anyway?

>>98879907
>willingly giving information about myself to the discord
I'm good.

>>98879760
You'd have to be pretty un-orky to get krumped for that alone, considering Blood Axes exist

>>98879914
Even blood axes are violent and bloodthirsty, anon.

>>98879927
But they have tactics more advanced than "run straight toward the biggest git on the other team", which puts them right in line with our protagonist. Anybody who wants an ork isekai isn't seriously considering NOT actively pursuing opportunities for a bit of the ol' ultraviolence.

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>>98879942
>which puts them right in line with our protagonist
Ntab it doesn't? Orks are orks anon, BA may be a little unconventional but they still act orkish. Having to learn and show orky behaviour is something a human who has been implanted in the brain of an ork would need to do.

>>98879952
Granted, the only Ork POV book I've read is "Da Big Dakka" but, psychologically, they seem fairly straightforward. The main thing they care about is the fighting; you can steer them away from immediate violence with the promise of delayed gratification if they trust you, which is based on your track record of getting them into good scraps and how physically large you are. You could probably groom them into something like a proper army if your "taktiks" and "strategee" consistently resulted in them having more opportunities to fight and more entertaining opps to fight against.

>>98879185
If you’re going to do a fully metallic army like Necrons, I’d honestly wait till the new pro acryl metallics come out next year, they’re water-based aluminum ones like Vallejo Metal Color, but more viscous and workable, and honestly way more reflective.

>pay $65 for an assassin
>it's tiny
>>>>one fucking sprue

>>98879604
Renegade /myguys/

>>98879657
>Literally just Elite Dangerous Isekai

>>98879517
So you’re a student larping as a working stiff. Why aren’t you scholarshipmaxxing?

>>98879998
Yeah at some stage they got stupid with pricing solo figs and the assassin plastics they did are by far the worst. Not sure why you're surprised about the one sprue though, they don't hide what comes in the pack

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>>98880089 >>98880095

>>98879025

All the posting about Inquisitorial Stormtroopers last thread is extremely relevant because I have just bought into a Bridgehead Strike list to use with some of my allied Agents as an old-school Daemonhunters list. Managed to find 40x Aquilon bodies for £40 which I will be adding arms, backpacks and gasmasks to.
Hope to get some WIP pics as they come along.

Armiggers vs Wardoggiea?

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>>98880118 >>98880123

>>98879998
highly recommend just getting recasts anon

>>98879170
>500 worlds
Gorillaman sends the new mascot of the franchise Titus with some friends to reclaim planets but ends up fighting Necrons and a schizo Archmagos is jerking it to a C'tan shard that fucks up everything. It ends with Titus blowing up a tomb-complex and Necrons taking the shard and leaving. Then you get some crumbs of Lion sending a message to Gorillaman for Primarchfags that remember he exist. SM3 soon.
>Red Corsairs
They fought the gay pirate eldar and nothing important happens. Huron still evading taxes as usual.
>Iron Warriors
IW kick the Black Legion out of the Eye of Terror so Perty can build his cool new citadel. Cadians, Mechanicus, and IH tried to stop them but it's obviously a set up for Peterturbo to come back so they couldn't. Imperial Fist lead by Lysander and a BT crusade show up, fight the IW, Lysander sees this shitshow and he sends a message to the Phalanx to activate the Last Wall Protocol. That's it for now.

>>98880021
>Managed to find 40x Aquilon bodies for £40 which I will be adding arms, backpacks and gasmasks to.
>Hope to get some WIP pics as they come along.
I need some Tempestus Scion/Aquilon accurate scanned STLs. Or close enough remakes. I like those and I want to modify some to make modifications with other STLs I own.

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>>98879381
i completed two big projects in the last twelve months
first was my tau army

>>98880021
>>98880089 (me)
One more thing. Good luck and godspeed on your project. Do you have any particular arm bits you're interested in?
I think the aquilons are scaled like the 2022 Cadians so hopefully you'll be fine.

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>>98879381
>>98880093
and second a titan

>>98880095

Thanks anon.
Plan is to take some Kasrkin arms and modify them with Scion-styled shoulder and wrist pads. I want the heavy hellguns with all the cabling because I imagine playing 60x Scions and 30x Aquilons might get confusing if they have similar silhouettes.

>>98880101

Also while I'm here, can I get some advice on weapon selection?
I would assume Plasma is the best and I want to maximise that, but then both Meltaguns and HSVG seem useful in different roles. Maybe max plasma and then a 50/50 split?
Are Voxes worth downgrading rifles to a pistol?

>>98880072
well it's too late now for this handsome Chad :c

>>98880072
Or better, 3rd party sculpts/STLs with huge boobs+ass.

Could someone explain to me why painting marine armor with NMM-like highlights is so common? The armor is painted, so depending on the surface finish you assume the armor to have, lighting should either be very diffuse and flat, or with sharp, bright highlights like a car. But instead the armor is often painted to look like a colored metal. I don't get it.

>>98879942
>Anybody who wants an ork isekai isn't seriously considering NOT actively pursuing opportunities for a bit of the ol' ultraviolence.
Just because (you) would want to isekai into da ork lyfe doesn't mean the protagonist would. Seeing a normie forced to act like a cockney psychopath would be half the fun.
>>98879969
>you can steer them away from immediate violence with the promise of delayed gratification if they trust you
>trust
Orks don't trust. You have to beat them into submission. And most orks are just not going to want to fight like that regardless.
>You could probably groom them into something like a proper army if your "taktiks" and "strategee" consistently resulted in them having more opportunities to fight
Until you attract the attention of a bigger ork with a bigger WAAAAGH that decides to put a stop to your mucking about and show that the simple, goff ways is best.

And again, this isn't saying you're wrong per se, just that the path forward for this guy would be fraught with danger and violence and potential backstabbing no matter what.

>tfw no chaos agents

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>>98879381
Would have to make some sort of collage but I can't right now, so I'll post some of the highlights from this year.

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>>98880156

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>>98880159

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>>98880161
And I'll leave it at that for now.

plastic titans when

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>>98880225 >>98881085 >>98881389

>>98879025
Hey everyone it's once again time for the collage anchor posts.
This month's theme was "plasma/energy weapon and spooky" and was left to your own interpretation.
I'll try to post an anchor every thread but if you can't spot me write "here is my october collage submission" and it'll be way easier to find you in the archive.

Here is the link to next month's vote
https://strawpoll.com/kogjRpO0Eg6

>>98879533
Why would anybody encourage you decalpedo

>>98880134
Dunno, I don’t like it personally, I think a rough stippling on ceramite looks better.
But GW’s been inconsistent on what its finish is supposed to look like, some chapters are totally matte, some are glossy, some are downright reflective. You even see this variety among founding legions.
If you’re talking about the Calgar that won the golden demon, yeah that sucked, Ultramarines are always depicted with more matte finish on their armor.

>>98879657
This show is so ass. It's just him doing nothing and falling dick first into pussy while having a invincible space ship. The fights are over instantly and the sex scenes are skip to black so the show essentially has nothing. Unironically needs to be more grimdark. Not saying it needs to be 40k and have space marines or something but it needs more gore and an actual story.

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>>98880245

Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.

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>>98880174
Here's my entry for spooky. Raptors are spooky, right?

What unit would from each side are worthwhile in a second Armageddon box?

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>>98880210
i hope they will wytches passible faces, like they gave one to shadowheart

>>98880225
have you made chaos minotaurs?

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>>98880294

Can we get a normal 40kg thread please and not something titled checkers because anon tried to attempt a funny in a single post last thread

>>98880253
>made a thread called checkers general to avoid a schizo
>posts his master plan in the 40k general meaning said schizo will see the plan
I just don't get the massive intellect of 'reenfags

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>>98880406

i am qiute fond of coronus grav carrier

>>98880294
But /40kg/ sole purpose is to contain schizoid paypigs.

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>>98880404 >>98880405

>>98880294
>Make checkers thread
>Idol same fagging poster still shows up
>mutant will show eventually

>>98880376
>mutant will eventually show up
WRONG >>98879366 he just had to go to bed after a long day of shitposting and crying.

>>98880376
So thats why we OP did that. Almost thought the last thread was just moving at a snails pace and we hadn't moved yet.

>>98880317
it's too fucking big
a transport should not be nearly the size of a baneblade

do people bother using a wash/panel liner on knights or just airbrush the nigga with "volumetric" highlights instead?

>There are Starcraft general on /tg/, but no 40k general.

>>98880406
custodes are bigger than space marines, therefore their land raider eqivalent should be bigger

>>98880406
But the baneblade has a transport variant

>>98879303
>Robert Rath said he was interested in writing an Eldar novel next
Please no, we are already full of retarded faggods, redditors are even worse

>5 days left to finish collage
>just need to finish painting shoulder pads and do the bases
I...can...do it!
I...am...kenough!

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>>98880249
Nah, it's my own warband. I knew about the Minotaurs at the time but went through with the color scheme anyway because it looks cool.

I did indeed get some Warhammer Colour tm Tone Pro tm, but it's literally just paint
Like amazing, it's just paint

>>98880516
You are surprised by this?

>>98880531
I don't know what I expected
The way some of you fags were saying you should get tone pro or you literally aren't a painter was insane, it's just a decent shade of paint

>>98880534
I think you’re getting us mixed up with reddit, cause no one has acting like that.

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>>98880674 >>98880921

If this is just a shard of C'tan, what does C'tan himself look like?

>>98880554
Salty milk and coins.

Got any games of checker in last week? The meta at my LGS is awful. Thinking about switching to red.

>>98880677
Sorry, I just read the lore.

>game has black kings
Has checkers gone woke?

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>>98880856 >>98881175

New warriors or carnifex this year?

>>98880682
There is this guy who puts a bunch of decals on his Checker pieces is there a lore reason behind them saying "heresy" or "transfer sheet" or is he just special

>>98880702
Alright that’s enough

>>98880702
Decals on checkers is already retarded to begin with, but it takes a special retard to use the copyright details as decals.

How unreasonable is it to paint an army en grisaille and then put all the colors on top with oil paints?

>>98880813
That's basically slapchop.

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>>98880702
>decalfag is awake and shits up the thread
>decalfag sleeps and doesn’t shit up the thread
>momentary peace and quiet
>anons talk about decalfag anyway
ITS A MADHOUSE
A MADHOUSE

>>98880828
They’ve always been the problem not the decal himself

>>98880834
no, no, decalfag is definitely the problem. there’s a reason he’s permanently banned, and no one wants to defend him.

>>98880837
You’re probably just new here

>>98880820
Yeah.

>>98880838
nope. been here for years, seen all the tantrums, all the anons slowly or quickly begin hating him, seen him post the message from the mods that he’s been banned 91 times, all of it. he’s the problem.

>>98880694
>This year
2026 is a wash
Maybe in 2027 since playtesters have already leaked that the first three codexes are Tau, Tyranids, and Drukhari in an unknown order. Presumably they're play testing all three together.

imagine the CK codex is them just adding a defiler with CK aura

>>98880846
Egregious dramatization but w/e who cares at this point

>>98880864
you clearly care, you’ve spent the past three years bitching, and moaning about how you’re bullied all the time yet still choose to stay here, and people hating you all the more for it. you can now go ahead and cope and plug your ears for the 700th time talking about needing to get back on topic or how this conversation is over now.

>>98880870
I think you’ve made your point clear so let’s just keep things civil moving forward.

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>>98880856
>Presumably they're play testing

>>98880879
Not him but I was thinking of making a joke video called "interview with a GW play tester" and it would be just an hour of me asking questions to a prop skeleton in a chair to silence. It would only be funny to me, and I don't do anything on youtube at all, but the idea does make me giggle.

>>98880875
>I think you’ve made your point clear
>still chooses to post here
nta but if it was truly clear, then you’d realize what’s been told by everyone here and finally leave.

>>98880884
The chair should be empty.

>we're announcing the HH and AOS battleforce boxes next week!
>today it's a rules update for Necromunda

how fucking dogshit are these HH and AOS battleforce boxes going to be? why are they hiding them?

>>98880908
See this is why I don't make videos, I'm a stupid retard and didn't think of that.

>>98880554
Due to the nature of it being made up of separate hexagonic tiles, wich represent it's diverent resources or aspects of you like, Science has not yet settled on what the set physical form of C'tan is.

I can't believe they nerfed my faction. The black checkers are basically unplayable now. Gonna flip my collection and play chess instead I think.

>>98880946
Blegh. You might as well play Go if you're gonna play a game with ego-driven blowhards.

Is there Legends rules for the Tactical Squad and Devastator Squad yet? I don’t mind proxying but I feel like it’d be better for my list concept if I use matching rules.

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>>98880174
Maugan Ra counts as spooky, I suppose...

Did checkers kill 40kg

>>98881097
If I was a retard that required guiding yellow paint in his video games, I probably wouldn’t be able to find this gen. Thank the OP

>>98881112
Kek, this got a sleep deprived chuckle out of me. Thx anon

>AoS battleforces
Don't tell me now I gotta wait until next monday to see the HH ones

>>98881140
dunno, ask /hhg/

>>98880694
Hopefully never. GW can not make new kits better than those. They would only be worse. They should remake shit models like the broodlord instead.

>>98881119
What’s so funny about what he said? I don’t get it..

>>98881175
>GW can not make new kits better than those.
They absolutely can make better warriors, as they've nailed raveners, lictors, and primes so far.

Not sure about the carnifex, I'll be honest, an update that feels good for it requires a kind of modularity and amount of bits that gw simply doesn't do anymore.
Best course of action would be releasing an alpha-carnifex kit and keep the old kit as the simpler footsoldiers of a nidzilla list instead.

>>98881176
dunno, ask /hhg/

>>98881183
Don’t be a smart ass and explain it to me

>>98881195
I don’t know!
you have to ask /hhg/!

>>98881214
You’re a piece if work

>>98881220
if I work? I don’t work! I live in my car and post here all day!

#SpaceWolves
#Grindr
#TakeTheKnot
#CarLiving

>>98881235
>>98881240
is living in your car comfy?

>>98881245
When it gets hot, no

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>>98879381
Just the finished models this year

>>98881240
This is why the other Space Wolf anon threatened to leave yesterday, cut this shit out.

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>>98881409 >>98881413 >>98881606

>>98880174
Here's my plasma entry

>>98881389
kino

>>98881389
Fucking nice. I might take that more restrained approach for my plasma too.

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>>98879381
I miss painting bros.

>>98881389
>O&Tchad shitting on the mutant
Extremely based

>>98881606
Hopefully it helps him cope and heal his fractured mind but you’ve got some brown stain on your nose.

>>98881652
permanent means permanent. you will never fit in, you will never belong.

>>98881409
>>98881413
Thanks, was thinking of trying some OSL but my airbrush was acting up, they probably won't even see the tabletop I was painting them to fill a gap in my list that the points update removed lmao
Was a pretty quick job too, 6 days of painting maybe 2 hours an evening
Dunno why it takes some people a year to do up 10 of these guys lol

>>98881707
Don't talk to your betters like that

>>98879174
damn I know a guy exactly like that pic
what an unfortunate specimen

>>98879178
I clicked on the thread expecting checkers desu

>>98881671
OSL would be alright and I had a mind to do it on mine, but I think that they look good without it. They guns are readied, but they're not firing. The the second on the left it'd look good because that pose suggests taking aim and preparing to fire. Maybe on the furthest right one too, as if his gun is cooling down.
>>98881707
Why did you sign your post?