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    Two clown clubs meet up for a Halloween horror show at Stamford Bridge with Chelsea hosting Manchester United.

    12:30pm kick off with coverage on TNT Sports 1.

    CHE: Penders, Acheampong, Fofana, Colwill, Palestra, Caicedo (c), Lavia, Neto, Palmer, Estevao, Rogers.
    >Subs: Sharman-Lowe, Subuloye, Gusto, Chavarria, Barco, Nicoll-Jazuli, Quenda, Emegha, Welbeck.

    MNU: Lammens; Yoro, Maguire, Martinez, Dalot, Santos, Fernandes (c), Baleba, Diallo, Cunha, Mbeumo.
    >Subs: Darlow, de Ligt, Heaven, Mazraoui, Mainoo, Mount, Tielemans, Lacey, Zirkzee.
    >>
    A perfectly formatted thread to start the weekend, fantastic.
    >>
    >>158427760
    >Mbeumo ST
    vs
    >Panders
    Who win?
    >>
    >>158427770
    Agreed, appreciate the pithy intro too
    >>
    >>158427760
    >>Subs: Sharman-Lowe, Subuloye, Chavarria, Nicoll-Jazuli, Quenda, Emegha,
    >>
    >>158427796
    That list of players cost over £150m
    >>
    >>158427786
    penders sucks
    >>
    wheres henderson?
    >>
    >>158427806
    Been diagnosed with AIDS
    >>
    i smell a United victory today
    >>
    >>158427806
    got his bussy blown out midweek so is missing this one due to butthurt
    >>
    a-anyone got a stream
    >>
    This sort of like a free hit for Carrick, you're not expected to go to Stamford bridge and get a result so I don't see this affect his job security
    >>
    >>158427833
    https://fmhy.net/video#live-tv-sports
    >>
    >>158427796
    Who the fuck are these people
    >>
    >>158427851
    im a mere frogposter i cant work out how to use these
    >>
    >>158427835
    what abut alonsos if utd win?

    >>158427853
    2bn quid spent btw
    >>
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    >>158427833
    Can't believe streamed pk is no more :(((
    >>
    >chelsea starts fofana
    >yanited has mainoo on the bench
    Kek
    >>
    >>158427833
    here, even the cheapest cable arrangement has single premiere league game included
    do you not own a TV, anon?
    >>
    Bought Welbeck, stick him on the bench and play Rogers up front
    Makes sense
    >>
    >/mug/ halloween special
    why do I keep doing this to myself
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    >it took 900 minutes of Tielemans walking the pitch to get him a chair besides Mazraoui
    >>
    >>158427891
    Xabi masterclass
    Well, at least Estevao is starting
    >>
    >>158427895
    we should do a 'stop watching united' pact
    we can pretend its a protest against the glazers when people ask why we dont watch anymore because its to embarrassing to say its because they lose every week
    >>
    chelsea lost at home to spurs and people can`t talks about it in /epl/
    >>
    maccy ds for lunch
    >>
    It has never been over for /mug/ troons
    >>
    >>158427928
    and it never will be
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    >>158427928
    >It has never been over
    >>
    how many today for big zirk
    >>
    >I got a feeeeliiiiggggg
    >Woooooooooohooooooooo
    >>
    >>158427928
    TRVKE
    ETERNAL /MUG/

    >>158427947
    Hat trick
    >>
    Any preditions for the scoreline?
    Im hoping for a shootout, but expecting a slurpy 1-1 going to pens
    >>
    Found a perfect stream
    >>
    >>158427989
    manure just get battered something silly like 5-1
    >>
    where can i watch this in india? cryingface_emoji cryingface_emoji cryingface_emoji
    >>
    hoping for more /mug/
    >>
    >>158427995
    doesnt mean much until the game starts and the viewers go up and you find out if it lags under load
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    >>158427989
    0-0
    >>
    Carrick is innocent
    >>
    >>158428017
    >>158427851
    >>
    Man United will win. A sky 6 team in trouble, they will always help each other out.
    >>
    pre match hype video

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIY0FJQXam4
    >>
    >>158428024
    >the hierarchy don't want to leave
    >players' contract are too expensive to terminate
    Carrick gone
    >>
    how do I disable this stewpid gaylloween filter?
    >>
    >>158428059
    delete system32
    >>
    chelsea will save carrick's job!
    >>
    are chelsea THAT shit that people think they could possibly lose to >us?
    >>
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    >>158428059
    alt+f4
    >>
    >>158428024
    Watch a semi competent manager get third place in the later half of the season
    >>
    >>158428079
    yes
    >>
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    >United might finish week in relegation spots
    >>
    >>158428059
    Mudslim detected, American site
    >>
    happy spooktober bros
    >>
    >>158428107
    happy /mug/oween
    >>
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    >united players are ghosts
    >united fans always boo
    >united in general is a horror show

    perfect game for Halloween
    >>
    >>158428101
    >vassal state worships yanks
    fitting
    >>
    i'll watch this just for man utd
    >>
    >>158428117
    Non of that rhymes
    >>
    >>158428059
    wait 21 hours
    >>
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    Gentlemen, I propose a toast! A toast to Yanited, a toast... to VICTORY!
    >>
    >>158428059
    ctrl+f "Style:", it's in the bottom roght corner
    fucking newfag
    >>
    must be more versions of a christmas carol than anything
    >>
    will he cry today?
    >>
    >>158427760
    >Estevao
    Holy shit, Xabi is so soft. Mou would NEVER
    >>
    where is your poppy anon?
    >>
    >>158427760
    >coverage on TNT Sports 1
    Totally forgot TNT exists. I've never seen it on in a pub, never known anyone to have a subscription, never seen them advertise.
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    is this true united bros?
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    Surely not, Chelsea
    >>
    how many to a mug bible tooday?
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    >>158428161
    isnt it their worst start to a season for decades or something
    >>
    >>158427989
    3-3 or 2-2
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    >>158428166
    alexa play 'losing my religion'
    >>
    >rentboys
    >>
    Is this palestra debut?
    I forgot he joined chelsea
    >>
    >>158428118
    we own you.
    >>
    Hopefully they get relegated
    >>
    got a good feeling about fofana today
    (the good feeling is for another stinker)
    >>
    >>158428187
    hes terrible
    >>
    I've just seen Matthijs De Ligt wearing a skinny little hairband. There is just no way Chelsea don't win comfortably.
    >>
    >>158428194
    He just need more time
    >inr, Zappacosta
    >>
    >>158428187
    hes come on a few times
    >>
    >>158428193
    fofana is the holy trinity of hateable
    hes shit
    hes ugly
    and hes a dickhead
    >>
    last day of locktober
    finally...
    >>
    FUCK THE GLOBOHOMO 6
    ENGLISH FOOTBALL FOR THE ENGLISH
    >>
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    >>158428147
    >>
    >>158428168
    red cartel at it again. the club needs to be investigated and the owners removed
    >>
    /mug/mas soon
    >>
    >>158428208
    >all of locktober gone
    >united havnt locked in once
    >>
    FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFF
    >>
    Remembrance Day is the 11th of November you silly people it’s one day only
    >>
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    shhh
    >>
    play Liquidator again after this dirge
    >>
    >>158428208
    all just preparation for lockvember
    >>
    Not a bad trumpet player tbf
    >>
    >>158428189
    you wish
    >>
    Bit early innit
    >>
    moment of silence for /mug/
    >>
    >*clears throat*
    >>
    Twats can’t even do the Last Post properly there’s supposed to be a break in it
    >>
    >>158428219
    Should be like Boxing Day where everyone has the day off to go to the football and all games at 3pm plus you have to wear a poppy by law
    >>
    How many poppies is the minimal norm these days
    >>
    >>158428206
    aren't you missing something
    >>
    Very thoughtful to have a moment of mourning for Carrick's tenure
    >>
    what is blud doing?
    >>
    >>158428237
    It's been removed for the ADHD generation
    >>
    >>158428242
    >>
    >>158428240
    That’d be preferable to the current fortnightly lead in, I suppose forcing people to wear the poppy isn’t in the spirit though
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    >>158428240
    >plus you have to wear a poppy by law
    >>
    >>158427796
    Surely these are names made up by racist OP.
    >>
    >>158428242
    At least 4 poppies at all times or youre considered a traitor
    >>
    YOU CAN FIND ME IN DA /MUG/
    WHOLE TEAM FULL OF SCRUBS
    KEEP GIVING OUT FREE POINTS, AND PLAY LIKE WE'RE ON DRUGS
    WE AINT INTO SCORING GOALS WE JUST INTO GETTING DRUBBED
    SO COME TO OT IF YOU WANNA GET A DUB
    AND ALSO CHECK THESE DUBS
    >>
    >>158428258
    you can't buy class but that's bloody close
    >>
    >>158428258
    My neighbour was wearing a tshirt with this on yesterday. He's old enough his dad probably died in WW2.
    >>
    > Carrick greeted the last fan who still remembers when Manchester United were good
    >>
    >>158428258
    classic peugeot owner

    >>158428274
    kek
    >>
    >>158428249
    I think he is one of these https://youtu.be/VHdDt5bnFyg
    >>
    You now remember united customers saying Baleba was gonna be world class
    >>
    >>158428279
    kek ukraine with the bants
    >>
    >>158428286
    They say this for every shitter they sign on the basis they paid 3x his real value
    >>
    >>158428279
    worst start since 1986
    >>
    >>158428274
    nice one, anon
    >>
    >>158428286
    he cant pass a ball more than 5 yards
    theres a reason he was dropped at brighton
    >>
    >>158428279
    kek
    >>
    WHAT IS THE CHARGE?!
    HAVING A /MUG/?
    A SUCCULENT CHINEASE /MUG/?
    >>
    >>158428274
    >vevo

    VGH....
    >>
    >>158428286
    >>158428297
    Cope
    >>
    >>158428286
    saw some manure youtube lad saying they'd have the best midfield in the league this season
    >>
    >>158428300
    jannies gonna throw us in the back of the car
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    GIRUGAMESH
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    >>158428267
    get the poppies in
    >>
    >nice strong tackle
    >immediately kicked straight back
    Roy would never allow this
    >>
    >>158428286
    To be fair, there is a lot you can talk shit about at the moment. But this is his 2nd game back from months injured. So if you're going to talk shit, he's way down the list
    >>
    all i have heard from chelsea is how estevao needs to be played
    >>
    Where are the goals
    >>
    >>158428300
    jannies gonna touch your penis
    >>
    >>158428324
    hes the black endrick, who himself is the black januzaj
    >>
    >>158428328
    santos should have scored there tbf
    >>
    >>158428324
    Alonso thinks he's shit. Estevao will probably outlast Alonso though, given they give players 15 year contracts
    >>
    >>158428316
    was he Italian?
    >>
    phwoar look at that carrickball
    /mug/gers hearts in their throats
    >>
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    Feeling a boring draw desu
    >>
    this poppy shit is so retarded

    like 90% of the players are from some african mudhut or their ancestors were outright fighting on the other side
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    if this ends 0-0 both managers are getting sacked
    >>
    >>158428347
    they wouldn't be in the UK without the sacrifices of those brave british soldiers
    >>
    >>158428347
    so? its not for them
    >>
    >>158428336
    no, english bloke, crowing about tielemans and beleba linking up with the rat
    >>
    If United has no fullbacks they should just play 3 at the back with Dorgu and Diallo as wingbacks
    That's what Amorim would have wanted
    >>
    double double toil and trouble
    dave is gay for mbeumos bubble
    >>
    >>158428347
    its just a jewish ploy to sell more poppies
    dont fall for the meme

    only boomers and reform voters care about it
    >>
    >>158428347
    Both sides can wear the poppy, it’s not a victory poppy it’s for remembering how shit war is so we strive not to have unnecessary wars. The message of the poppy is that war isn’t cool
    >>
    >>158428347
    you think they're doing it for the benefit of the players?
    least autistic finn
    >>
    >>158428361
    kek

    >>158428368
    when the last ww2 vet dies can we stop wearing this slop or is it just military shilling it
    >>
    only 1 slag/avatarfag so far
    good thread
    >>
    if youre manchester united fans
    sing the manchester united song
    >>
    morgan rogers a bit quiet in this game.. too quiet
    >>
    >>158428347
    The only people who care either way about poppies are boomers and the Irish
    >>
    You never hear the word pulsating outside of football do you?
    >>
    >>158428368
    That's a nice message
    >>158428375
    ww3 in 2 weeks however
    >>
    >>158428376
    >mad
    >at slags

    >>158428381
    already did
    >>158428274
    >>
    Got banned from r/reddevils so can't use the matchthread there.

    First time on 4chan. What am I in for today?
    >>
    I'm sorry but bruno needs to leave. Absolutely horrendous player.
    >>
    >>158428386
    you need to read more smut
    >>
    not a surprise 'you people' have a problem with the poppy
    >>
    offside ok
    >>
    >>158428386
    theres so many words you dont hear outside of football desu. i cant think of any right now because im retarded but theres a bunch

    reply to this post with football only terms
    >>
    >>158428375
    It’s from WWI. Interestingly when those vets were still around it wasn’t such a big deal, I certainly don’t recall anyone wearing them in October
    >>
    >>158428394
    >hear
    >read
    >>
    >lammens
    >>
    Lemmens is fucking shit

    He always just palms it into danger
    >>
    Hahh
    >>
    >>158385681
    >>158385681
    >>158385681
    >>158385681
    >>158385681
    /MUG/
    >>
    I just dropped my rent on manchester united
    Wish me luck lads
    >>
    >>158428405
    you need to listen to more smut audiobooks
    >>
    >i rate lammens
    >>
    >>158428403
    yeah thats it. i feel until the last 15 years nobody gave a fuck now its an excuse to rage about something people just want to be angry and police others for some reason.
    >>
    >line ref looks like a portugese rodent
    >>
    >>158428395
    I like him but he sounds like a Jew
    >>
    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL
    >>
    >>158428409
    Too early for a mug mate, you've gone and fucked it up, man u will get a dodgy Bruno penalty 1-0 now
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    >>158428414
    >i rate penders
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    Remember last season when they said Lammens was the signing of the season?
    >>
    >>158428391
    Basically one guy relentlessly spamming his own thread with nonense because his life revolves around 4chan and he's terrified someone else will create a thread.

    Then a couple of us have intelligent football takes
    >>
    >>158428410
    bonne chance
    >>
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    Could this be the day
    >>
    weekly yoro slip
    >>
    >>158428414
    >rating every belgian ever
    >>
    Scared waifu with the ball
    >>
    >>158428431
    Hi format autist
    >>
    >>158428426
    it was made 3 days ago after the last muggy hit the limit
    >>
    >>158428381
    my ba-by loves the... /mug/gy day
    of the best team in the world the transchester united football club!!! huh?
    >>
    >>158428391
    imagine reddit but funny
    >>
    >>158428431
    What intelligent takes?
    >>
    >>158428319
    So glad this guy's back
    >>
    looooooooool
    >>
    hahahahaha
    >>
    >poonoo penandez
    >>
    >poono
    lmao
    >>
    BRUNO YOU SPASTIC
    >>
    bruno you moortuguese twat
    >>
    HOLY WASHED BRUNO
    >>
    POOPNANDOS
    >>
    Bruno is so washed up it's unreal.
    >>
    HAHAHAHAHA
    RAT
    >>
    POONO POONO POONO
    >>
    Slippy Y
    >>
    >rodent
    >>
    someone post bruno as a rat
    >>
    >bruno nando's
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    Absolute fucking state of that shot
    >>
    >POONO
    >>
    Why is the Man City vs Brighton game at 3pm? Surely it should be televised.
    >>
    >>158428440
    >flashback to balls and somethin white coming at her face
    grim
    >>
    >>158428447
    >>158428454
    >>
    is the match that boring that half the posts are about poppies
    >>
    shocking stuff
    >>
    jej
    >>
    r bruno
    >>
    cant score
    >>
    >>158428472
    Mental that someone new starts watching english football every day
    >>
    Somebody post the united customers saying fernandes should win balon dor kek
    >>
    >>158428447
    Such as back 3 analysis, and correcting premature Baleba criticism
    >>
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    >>158428467
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    bruno...
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    You people are two minutes behind the stream
    Wtf
    >>
    what did poono do
    not watching tranny dilated
    >>
    bruno fernandes caught between two minds there i think, the desire to sscore vs the desire to get carrick SACKED
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    is bruno washed up?
    >>
    Not the easiest chance to finish of all time if we're honest
    >>
    >>158428476
    Poppies are woke now
    >>
    yes bruno it's the tactics fault
    >>
    >>158428431
    >Then a couple of us have intelligent football takes
    kudos to you and I I suppose
    >>
    >>158428492
    kek rat manU dna
    >>
    >>158428347
    If they don't sell poppies for that then they risk another opium war beginning.
    >>
    >>158428482
    Poor defending, ngl
    Bruno is shit though
    >>
    >>158428497
    the irish will love them then
    >>
    >>158428485
    I have no idea what this means
    >>
    >>158428493
    not sure you should be posting this publicly, youri
    >>
    >>158428482
    great pass
    >>
    Bloko Fernandes
    >>
    >>158428476
    Kikes are firing up the goy grinder again
    >>
    >>158428495
    Player of his supposed quality should get that on target at least
    >>
    Man united wins 1-1/2-2 btw.
    Shan't have a /mug/ today
    >>
    >>158428499
    not me, only you

    >>158428504
    2,3,1,4
    >>
    >>158428386
    nightclubs
    >>
    >>158428421
    grapes would throttle you for saying something like that
    >>
    el ratto de la oscuridad
    >>
    >>158428482
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    Where are the gols?
    >>
    >>158428511
    For a second I thought that was her chin not somebody's forehead.
    >>
    /mug/?
    Will we be feasting today?
    >>
    >>158428517
    Ibeefah '97
    >>
    File deleted.
    BOTH THESE TEAMS ARE SHIT FFS
    ITS A MID-OFF
    >>
    unironically one of the best chelsea performances so far
    >>
    >>158428520
    I could simply push him down the stairs
    >>
    >>158428395
    The right to be overrun with brown subhumans was secured on the beaches of Normandy
    >>
    >>158428524
    Great pass by mbumoo to be fair
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    spooky mug looms
    >>
    >>158428504
    built for BFC
    >>
    Mbeumo doing well
    >>
    >>158428504
    4 will get very fat in her 20s
    >>
    mbumbo should just shoot himself, everyone else is useless
    >>
    >>158428417
    They started doing poppies a couple of years after WWI but only for 11th November. Bit like Christmas used to be on 25th December.
    >>
    This is a poor Chelsea side, making United look competent for a change
    >>
    >>158428527
    same
    >>
    you know what chelsea might actually be worse than >us
    >>
    >>158428511
    Based board tourist
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    >>158428498
    CARRICK TOLD ME BEFORE THE GAME TO SHOOT HIGH. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW, HUH??!!?!?
    >>
    >>158428513
    estevao and santos missed the net from 15 yards earlier. starting to think these so called professional footballers are all frauds
    >>
    The lusophone connection ain't it
    >>
    man utd are decent in the transition

    maybe they should do it more
    >>
    >>158428547
    >>158428549
    they lost at home to Spurs
    not that the media covered it much
    >>
    simps
    >>
    >>158428556
    I’ll dm carrick rn
    >>
    >mbembo
    >>
    >>158428504
    Is 3 Peter Andre's wife?
    >>
    >m'bum
    >>
    palmer sleeping stayed up all night playing fifa with speed again
    >>
    mbummo
    >>
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    treehouse of horror ass mbummo
    >>
    >>158428554
    >mbuemo just now
    Both these teams are frauds. Relegate both these bumsquads
    >>
    PSG would make these shitters look like sunday league teams
    >>
    what happened to mbuemo he used to be pacy i swear, now hes like slow mo
    >>
    Anyone got that FEEL a defender is about to fuck up and give away a goal? Colwill me thinks
    >>
    >actually press a bit
    >instantly look better
    >>
    ref cam showing only the most important stuff as always
    >>
    So did you buyed food for two weeks? The new Merkel said we should do that
    >>
    >>158428504
    Why do you have this on your hard drive, nonce
    >>
    United fans 3 months ago:
    >we are in the title race, we have signed the best midfield in the league

    United fans now:
    >THESE SIGNINGS ARE UNACCEPTABLE INEOS OUT

    How do they reconcile these 2 positions?
    >>
    Whats going on with Mbeumo's ass
    >>
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    >pov of pole palmer
    everytime
    >>
    >>158428578
    yes but its gonna be fofana or yoro, both those fuckers love a cheeky mistake
    >>
    >>158428583
    no I only buyed food for the weekend
    am I cooked saar
    >>
    HE DID THE THING
    >>
    >>158428579
    they've been pressing all season, its just that carrick had them pressing like fucking idiots
    >>
    >>158428577
    >>
    >>158428583
    think i heard someone mention something like that but dont watch or read news to know
    >>
    >stamford bridge
    >not in stamford
    >not a bridge
    whats that about then
    >>
    >>158428590
    water storage
    >>
    Ah, another classic
    >>
    Mmmbueno
    >>
    >>158428583
    I’ve half a jar of sauerkraut in the fridge that’ll do me
    >>
    >>158428590
    He's black. He also came back in the summer over weight and unfit
    >>
    la ratta spotted
    >>
    kwab
    >>
    >>158428604
    when you concede but she still sucking
    >>
    >>158428604
    KEK
    >>
    >>
    >>158428598
    >actually press more than one a time a bit
    >instantly look better
    >>
    >>158428577
    RIP King
    >>
    when you think about rationally football is quite boring imo desu
    >>
    >>158428594
    Surely yoro won't..., will he?
    He just slipped on his arse last week
    >>
    >One, Two, Three O'clock, Four O’clock /MUG/
    >Five, Six, Seven O'clock, Eight O'clock /MUG/
    >Nine, Ten, Eleven O’clock, Twelve O'clock /MUG/
    >We're gonna /MUG/ around the clock tonight
    >>
    >310 replies
    tbf man united are a big club if nothing else
    >>
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    >>158428552
    >>158428527
    KEK based
    grow a nose
    >>
    >>158428623
    kek
    >>
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    >>158428581
    >>
    >>158428624
    First match I’m watching this season
    >>
    >>158428624
    unironically massive

    only y!d owners could fuck the club up
    >>
    Whys it so foggy its like silent hill in there
    >>
    >>158428617
    What's mbummo and yoro and tielemans etc doing??
    >>
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    refcams only real use is to capture bruno screencaps
    >>
    >>158428624
    >implying its not /mug/ mooning
    >>
    >>158428634
    halloween
    >>
    Too much blaming teammates on this manure
    >>
    >>158428624
    >tbf man united are a big club if nothing else
    especially when they're acutally waiting manure to lose so then can fell the /mug/
    >>
    sort it out lelsea
    >>
    >>158428623
    >/mug/ging you...
    >/mug/ging me...
    >watch out I've seen this thread before
    >this /mug/ is so dangerous
    >this /mug is so dangerous
    >that team is a bad team yeah....
    >>
    >>158428634
    Halloween innit
    >>
    Grim to compare these current squads to United and Chelsea from 2008
    >>
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    fucking faggot
    >>
    Did bruno just shot away from the goal lel
    >>
    how shit are chelsea lmaoo
    struggling against poonited at home
    >>
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    >its actually gonna end 0-0
    >>
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    cant
    >>
    Both of these teams are so bad
    >>
    alonso is crap
    >>
    >>158428604
    >then i saw his face, now im a baleba
    >>
    Jesus fucking christ Fofana.
    >>
    >>158428656
    they have been really low possession all season even when they were winning
    >>
    >poofana
    >>
    Just pass it past the keeper
    >>
    i think chelsea need to score a goal becuse they're certainly going to concede one
    >>
    the press never want to mention that fofana was 80m
    >>
    fofana's a terrorist
    >>
    chelsea have no control even over this man utd
    i see why alonso benches estevao its like defending with 10 men
    >>
    amad's little legs couldn't make it
    >>
    >>158428674
    hes on mental wages too
    >>
    hate when dribbly wingers take 2 or 3 extra touches until the angle is gone

    playing like they're farming highlights
    >>
    LOL CHELSHIT
    >>
    /mug/bros.....
    >>
    bastard
    >>
    Offside
    >>
    >>158428680
    hes so slow. hes ivorian so maybe hes secretly 40 years old
    >>
    Let's GOOOOOOOOO
    >>
    >rentboys
    >>
    >>158428673
    They both look open as hell at the back. First team to score likely wins purely of momentum.

    Seems like its yanited
    >>
    OFFSIDE
    >>
    > fofana
    >>
    LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
    >>
    retarded wobbly celebration
    >>
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    someone explain that celebration
    >>
    CUTE AND FUNHA
    >>
    UTD ARE BACK
    >>
    HOWEVAR
    >>
    Did you see that score G?
    >>
    HOWEVAAR
    >>
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    OFFSIDE
    >>
    offside
    >>158428697
    >They both look open as hell at the back
    the rentboys are always open at the back
    >>
    HOWEVER
    >>
    >chelshit
    actually losing at home to relegation fodder lmao
    >>
    surf's up
    >>
    however
    >>
    >>158428704
    surf's up dude
    >>
    OH NONONONONONONONONONONONO
    >>
    howevar...
    >>
    NOOOOOOOOOO
    >>
    >howevar
    >>
    are you lot fucking blind or what
    >>
    they're appealing for a foul but it's actually offside
    >>
    Kek
    >>
    >this is an EPL level match
    >>
    >>158428702
    jut tried it

    it's a weird sensation. funny.
    >>
    This is /mug/oween, this is /mug/oween
    Manure customers scream in the dead of Thursday night
    This is /mug/oween, everybody make a thread
    Trick or treat till the neighbors (city) gonna die of fright
    It's our thread, everybody poast
    In this thread of /mug/oween
    >>
    gay
    >>
    Hard to believe Liverpool fans spent all of last season chanting for Alonso to join them as their manager.
    But they did
    >>
    AFF!. HE'S AFF!
    >>
    >>158428719
    ok that makes sense
    >>
    Wtf?
    >>
    >>158428679
    based massachussetts
    cringe vermont
    >>
    >>158428705
    oh nyo nyo nyo
    LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
    >>
    >>158428612
    >had the roles been reversed VAR would intervene
    >>
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    Cunha celly
    >>
    settle down tnt lads chelsea scored an offside goal too
    >>
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    guys
    >>
    >>158428566
    what'd he say?
    >>
    *surfs sadly*
    >>
    Did yoro just kick it out of play?
    >>
    >>158428729
    Switching over to the superior quality Lincoln v Birmingham match
    >>
    What was that gay little dance anyway
    >>
    >>158428732
    kek i love /mug/ songs
    >>
    Joe Cole "Coystee"
    >>
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    I want bruno to score and to run towards carrick to celebrate the goal with him, with the united players hugging all each others with the staff
    >>
    Alonso fraud status?
    >>
    >>158428732
    >>158428760
    obvious samefag
    >>
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    United are shit aren't they
    My Glazer nose radar is going off
    >>
    >>158428741
    bollocks d'or
    >>
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    I know we are here to laugh at Utd but what's going on with Chelsea really they're awful
    >>
    >>158428761
    >you will never cave joe coles head in
    why even live?
    >>
    >>158428764
    >rapidly approaching rosenior levels
    >>
    >>158428751
    He said he’ll sort it out at halftime
    >>
    United are absolute masters of papering cracks
    >>
    Can Alonso's teams defend?
    >>
    >>158428738
    refball
    >>
    >>158428765
    sneed

    >>158428772
    chelsea have been shit ever since you left roman
    >>
    Both of these managers will be fired before the end of the season (possibly the end of the year)
    >>
    >>158428758
    was looking to get gobbled
    >>
    Any cheeky bet I can make today?
    >>
    why are both of these teams so useless
    >>
    >>158428781
    stole lawful slab's goal
    >>
    >>158428785
    Chelsea weren’t exactly good before Roman
    >>
    >>158428778
    they have no midfielders or forwards who can press or defend so its hard for him
    >>
    >>158428776
    great!
    >>
    >>158428790
    long intel
    >>
    palestra is such a fucking peasant, never near the ball never where needed
    >>
    Chelsea are getting battered at home again
    >>
    joao pedro is some player
    >>
    alonso out blvd
    >>
    >>158428790
    if you can get past the initial eyesore this lad usually has some good picks >>158427418
    >>
    >>158428785
    >hurrrrrr no one knows about phoneposting except me durrrrrrrrrr
    >hurrrrr no one knows about f12 except me durrrrrr
    grim samefag
    >>
    >>158428790
    the william hill prophecy
    >>
    THE POST
    >>
    I CAN'T SCORE
    >>
    in chelseas last 22 games Vs Liverpool we've won 4, last 19 Vs Man United we've won 3, last 17 Vs Arsenal we've won 0, last 14 Vs Man City we've won 0. (Excluding pre season)


    that makes 7 in 72, less than 10%
    >>
    >>158428772
    where code, we're preparing for nnn right now
    >>
    THEY'RE BOTH SO SHIT
    >>
    Fofana is genuinely a 5 iq nigger
    >>
    abad
    >>
    amad would be pretty good if he was a bit faster
    >>
    That was harder to miss
    >>
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    trollpost
    >>
    ABSOLUTE FRAUDS BOTH TEAMA
    >>
    >>158428824
    dunno how many minutes madders gets think itll be gallagher
    >>
    ABAD
    >>
    NOW CHELSEA CANT SCORE FUCK BOTH OF THESE TEAMS
    >>
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    >>
    how is fofana playing at chelsea?
    >>
    fofana is total faggot retard homonigger cocksucking moron
    >>
    cheque complete
    >>
    Fofana is a liability, second time he's done that today. A proper manager would hook him now.
    >>
    this palestra fella seems shit
    >>
    he fucking laces it for no reason
    >>
    >>158428830
    Cutie
    >>
    >amad
    >>
    a basketball match where nobody scores
    >>
    Fofana is a liability. He's not going to get taken off though.
    >>
    >harry mug wire
    >>
    lol this game
    >>
    Harry, my GOAT
    >>
    THESE TEAMS ARE SHIT
    NOT ONE PLAYER WOULD GET INTO THE CITY OR ARSENAL TEAMS
    >>
    >fofana
    >amad
    >maguire
    >neto

    i can't keep up
    >>
    Fofana is a €80 million player btw
    >>
    Excellent game.
    >>
    Would rather have Dara O'Shea or John Egan in my defence than fucking Fofana
    >>
    Should've been vared
    >>
    Dang it Bobby
    Why can’t they score?
    >>
    This is why lower league football is a great watch
    >>
    2 hungover pub teams
    >>
    >>158428869
    >walker

    now that's unlikely
    >>
    Both teams are so bad lmfao
    >>
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    >>158428700
    > fofana#2
    >>
    >>158428869
    based Zack d'amico
    >>
    >>158428871
    250M for those 4 btw
    >>
    you complain too much about fofana, watch him score now.
    >>
    To think that we're missing out on Alonso's Liverpool.
    >>
    the real halloween was the manure-chelshit game we watched along the way
    >>
    >>158428873
    chelsea don't get enough blame for inflating the market

    big reason the PL is low quality recently
    >>
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    >>158428832
    CJOD-425
    there is still time
    >>
    mbeumo reacted to a ball to the face like a jackie chan movie punch
    >>
    >>158428869
    >"I wash myself with raaaaaaag on a stick"
    >>
    Its a performance like this that really reminds us why chelsea lost to both spurs and the liverpool c team
    >>
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    >>
    State of this fucking circus.
    Just end-to-end bollocks.
    >>
    romeo lavia is really one of the best direct long passers in the game. not one of these short tiki taka sissies
    >>
    Who's been Utd's best player? Fofana?
    >>
    >>158428904
    go and watch the irish league then you cunt
    >>
    give us the rexona girl :((
    >>
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    el bantico
    >>
    baking the new bread, just need to wait nine minutes for the cooldown so sit tight
    >>
    Shot to shot on target ratio is currently 50:1
    >>
    I CANT
    >>
    >>158428916
    Me desu
    >>
    This Chelsea can't cross to save their life.
    >>
    This game is ridiculous. Honestly some horrible football on sight here.
    >>
    what are mbummo's turnover stats? he gives it away all the fucking time with sloppy passes
    >>
    >>158428922
    it's worse

    I love the PL because it's competitive and unpredictable it's just been a bit boring for a few seasons

    don't take it personally
    >>
    >>158428871
    Maguire is elite
    >>
    Circus game
    >>
    new

    >>158428944
    >>158428944
    >>158428944
    >>158428944
    >>
    shite match
    >>
    Fleetwood showed better football.
    >>
    that was a fun half, you lot have shit taste
    >>
    >>158428948
    >>158428948
    >>158428948
    New
    >>
    Man of the First Half?
    Gotta be Fofana
    >>
    this retarded bt commentator is calling acheampong achimpong
    >>
    >>158428943
    truke
    >>
    >>158428873
    32m according to the lads at transfermarkt
    >>
    >>158428937
    100%
    Fat cunt has never said no to an apple turnover
    >>
    The poowaiti wogsenal fan is here
    and as usual with a horrible bitch take
    >>
    Begin
    Release pass
    Unsuccessful
    Not my fault
    Obviously teammate's fault
    >>
    >you are HIM during halftime.
    What do you tell the lads to help them improve their performance?
    >>
    Does Chelsea have another CB besides Fofana?
    >>
    >>158428969
    >"Give the ball to Fofana"
    >>
    >>158428965
    i understand, m&s foodhall apple turnover is very tasty
    >>
    >>158428954
    BITCH I TOLD YOU I WAS WAITING FOR THE COOLDOWN
    >>
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    First half highlight
    >>
    >>158428969
    cam on lads

    score sam goals
    >>
    >>158428964
    His transfer was 80 million
    >>
    >>158428988
    leave it for next
    >>
    >>158428969
    He'll be delighted surely, that chelsea have been so bad, and the united players are actually trying to win the game rather than throwing him under the bus from the first minute

    More importantly what does this going forward. How are the idiotic ownership going to interpret it. Is carrick the problem. Was their recruitment and injuries the problem. Is it the squad. Will changing the manger change anything. Thats what Wilcox and Berrada are there to conclude and theyve got every big decision wrong so far
    >>
    >>158428906
    >still time
    there isnt, i started today
    >>
    United will buy Jackson for 100m next season
    >>
    >>158428982
    They're amazing, they have a kind of sugar crust on them. The gingerbread and white chocolate cookies are on another level though.
    >>
    >everyones in the new thread
    goodbye sisters...
    >>
    >>158429035
    Raspberry or chocolate turnovers are better than apple. I dont mind apple though
    >>
    >>158428906
    Any porn vids of her?
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