So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame injuries, we can blame fatigue, we can praise Jason Bournemouth's effort, but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination, you name it, it all stinks.Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Carrick and the lads, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed in January. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about this season, or our chances in the Champions League for that matter. Not playing like this. What do you think, /mug/? #CARRICKIN or #CARRICKOUT?Some helpful links to numb the pain:https://twitter.com/GNev2https://jlingz.comhttps://www.manutd.com/en/fans/iloveunited-indiahttps://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/londonhttps://www.nhs.uk/conditions/suicide/https://www.nationalrail.co.uk/destinations/trains-from-manchester-to-london/https://rainbowdevils.com/https://www.instagram.com/stretfordsikhsFirst Edition of a forever /mug/No simpery allowedWin, lose or tie, Sir Michael Carrick Til I Die
The reason City's points deduction hasn't been announced is because they're waiting to see where United will finish so they can save United in case of looming relegation
>>158385708City is too big to fail thoughThe EPL is marketed around the idea of the big 6. No one cares about how many purple patches do Brighton and Bournemouth have or how rich are the owners of Aston Villa an Newcastle With City going down you lose an actual title challenger
>>158385681It's honestly insane to me that this has been happening since 2013 That >moyes season felt like it was yesterday
>>158385837By this date 13 years ago, Moyes’s Man U had won 9 games (including against Liverpool, Bayer Leverkusen and Real Sociedad), drawn 3 and lost 3.Carrick has beaten Ipswich Town and Sabah Futbol Klubu
YOU CAN FIND ME IN DA /MUG/BOTTLE FULL OF BUBIF YOU WANNA GET SOME POINTS, THEY JUST GIVE THEM FREE LIKE HUGSTHEY AINT INTO SCORING GOALS THEY JUST INTO GETTING DRUBBEDSO COME TO OLD TRAFFORD IF YOU WANNA GET A DUB
They didn't sack Carrick, because no self respecting, half decent coach that's worth a damn wants to take over United when they have a very rough run of games
>>158387622KEK
>>158395568They didn't sack Carrick because Manure fans are trying to blame everything on Wilcox.
>>158395905Man U cussies just can't stop thinking about Cocks
>>158385681>that webmPainful to watch kek. Broken man
How do you explain this
>>158396269One game a week under no pressure relying on vibes vs. actually having to be a manager
>>158396269This also charts Rashford's performances when close to contract negotiation time vs rest of his career.
So here it is, merry /mug/masEvery ABU’s having funThere is no future nowLulz’ve only just begun
>>158396269Steadying the ship of Amorim's team vs making your own
>>158396269beginners luck
>>158396269Amorim's system needed just two more weeks. Now all his efforts have gone to waste.
158402039tranny
Muggy
>Sir Jim can't say "Amad">says it "nigger">sponsors' emails go out referring to "Nigger Dave">nobody knows where Dave came from>Sir Jim introduces him at a dinner: "this is Nigger Dave">Diallo answers to Nigger Dave now>Diallo's mum calls him Nigger Dave>shirt still says Diallo>"that's for the fans, Dave. They know you."
>>158385681https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cjn5v3pl0159o
>>158410417KEK based post this in /epl/
>>158417297>"Goldbridge - whose real name is Brent di Cesare - now co-hosts the 'Stick to United' show with Rooney, the club's record goalscorer."Brent status = EXPOSED
its so bad the glazers are fucking putting out PR pieces against ineos saying 'utd were never this shit under us' to make the fans nostalgic over the moyes/woodward era
>>158417297
Hi all! My husband is a fan, and since I’ve been on pat leave, I’ve had time and started following along too. I recently learned about the Glazers and am absolutely enraged. How is this even allowed?! These billionaire bastards.Part of me is fired up and wants to do something — remember when Reddit banded together over GameStop? Could we collectively contact Snapdragon and pressure them to pull their sponsorship? Would something like that even make a difference?The other part of me feels completely helpless. These people in power seem not to give a shit, and I can’t imagine them willingly giving up their cash cow.I’ve also been reading about Manchester City being found guilty of financial-rule breaches, and it got me wondering: could that same independent commission or process be used to investigate the Glazers and Manchester United if there were grounds to do so? Is there any realistic regulatory route to holding them accountable, or is their ownership essentially untouchable as long as they’re making money?I guess I’m wondering: is there anything fans can realistically do to make a difference, or are we just screaming into the void?I’m a newbie follower so pls go easy, genuinely curious.
They're getting a result in the next few games btw, probably Villa, and that will keep him in a job until Christmas at least
>>158417475Kane and Lynch
>>158417643Villa in form United will beat Liverpool and act like Carrick is Vishnu and that they're back but will lose or draw every match until Christmas
>>158417297>>158417431Why did he change his name to Goldbridge?
>>158417866the big united shitposter at the time was called silverbridge and he just did it to troll him
>>158417550I almost want City to get away with everything just for the seethe it will generate from these Manure mongs
Take me hooome/sp/ roooadTo the threaaadI belooong
>>158417431Why are they so happy to deadname people who aren't trannies?
>>158418470They're actually very happy to deadname trannies too, there was a big debacle when that kid got stabbed up during peak woke and they mentioned what his real name was before Brianna or whatever.Actually come to think of it his name was Brent too so maybe they're just really keen on calling people Brent.
Brianna Ghey
>>158396269Should have renewed Casemiro.
>>158417297>Goldbridge - whose real name is Brent di Cesare
>>158418582>B-but he's...LE OLD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIY0FJQXam4
/mug/ has already started
Man Utd think they're gonna be able to sign attacking talisman Calvert-Lewin from LeedsNo chance
>>158418698>Italian>takes on a Jewish nameisn't this how most Jews in the west came into existence?
>>158417866He didn't change his name. He used a pseudonym for his youtube channel because his employer asked him to.
>>158418698Our boy is a millionaire!https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/officers/vVDYepsJkh9YtSFrKPWomoa1FGY/appointmentsGARY FUCKING NEVEILLE IS A DIRECTOR OF FOUR OF THESE COMPANIES.
>>158422576No – the reverse is how most Spaniards in the West came into existence.
>>158421376>Getting a public train instead of flyingIs this how far they've fallen
>>158421376The train doesn't wait for me when I'm 5 minutes late.
>>158426119Manchester is on the west coast mainline. They book first class carriages out and relax for an hour and half. Versus flying it makes sense. Mourinho used to regularly commute from Manchester to London by train.
my baby takes the /mug/night train...
2 hours until /mug/?
It's beginning to look a lot like /mug/mas
>>158418223/mug/ virginiatrafford mama
>>158427760it begins
"you buy cheap, you buy twice"; said gary neville unironically as his team were losing 0-3 at home to afc bournemouth who were in league 2 only 15 years ago
>>158426119It's probably faster to just jump the train than finding a specific flight gap and then travelling to and from airports
>>158385681me when I make a thread and I fail the captcha
Posting in the #1 Eternal /mug/! Hey future me! That relegation season was so wild!
We’re making a /mug/We’re checking it twiceWe wanted Emery cause Carrick is shiteEddie Howe is coming to town
>>158429468heh
Let it never be said, United is dead'Cause I don't know when will this guy shave his head lThere is nothing I need except /mug/ to seethBut I'm not really fussed, doesn't matter to me/Mug/y /mug/y /mug/y /mug/yAhhhh ahhhhh ahhhh
Carrick is a bit of a shit manager but these players are killing himIt's like they want him to be sacked. They should clear out the club, get rid of these overpriced motherfuckers, and get some young hungry players in.
kekmao we love Xabi Alonso
Insider hereCarrick is resigning after this game.
KEK what a banterous shit club
A BEAUTIFUL SIGHTWE’RE HAVING A GOOD NIGHTWALKING IN A MUG WONDERLAND .
>>158429646I'd resign two if my 2 most experienced players are actively sabotaging me
howe will actually be decent for yanited soANNOUNCE CONTE or NAGLESMAN
>>158385681
WTF I GOT MY WISH !
heh, the team just needs more time
So...
Just looked at tableMan U could be in the relegation zone by 5pmfucking hell
>>158429903Hah! Money well spent, Whitney!
2-0 is better than last matchthey're improving
>manure have won just twice this season >against ipswich town and a club from azerbaijan
It's a little bit muggyThis feeling inside
WELL WELL WELL
you just know that when they sack carrick and get a guy like conte in he'll turn zirkzee into an inverted DM or something and go an 8-win run
what are they waiting for to the needful?
Howe…ever
>Ten Hag got sacked on 11 from 9>Carrick has 7 from 9
Someone ban the s**gs poster Sick of seeing that ugly tranny
LIVE MELTYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3yuTkurNIU
GIMME GIMME GIMME A /MUG/ AFTER MIDNIGHT
heh...my boy big zerk....
>>158396269counter attack when everybody comes at you because you finished 15thcome 3rd and everybody sits back so you try to become a possession team with players who can't make simple passes
>>158429549get rid how? they've been begging someone to take Big Zirk for 18 months
When life gives you Lammens
whats he thinking /mug/
MUG MUG MUG
Bring back ole
desu they were always expected to lose but martinez managed to turn it into hilarious and /mug/worthy
>>158429964Carrick has United dna, though. That should buy him a couple more games.
SO IT HAPPENED AGAINSO IT HAPPENED AGAAAAAAAINWE CAN BLAME INJURIESBUT IT HAPPENED AGAIN
It's funny that United youtubers benefit from the team being shit rather than good.
Post some /mug/ songs
>>158430004United youtubers are the new aftv
>>158429947Feel like this reflects worst on Ipswich out of the three of them
>>158429998dunno if they were though, chelsea in bad form missing their striker and keeperthey had to come thinking they could get a point minimum
>>158429991cheese
>>158430004Goldbridge and Robbie literally became multi millionaires from united and arsenal being shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zsOxx9ftC0>30k waiting
>>158430004Makes one ponder
>>158396269interim coaches at man u all have better records than permanent ones
>when you nutted but its still /mug/ging
https://old.reddit.com/r/reddevils/comments/1xkbopi/post_match_thread_chelsea_20_manchester_united_pl/?sort=controversialkekaroo
>>158430020>carrick has to goPoor manager :((
>>158430004Indians and "football twitter" love their fake rage "content" and turn these retards into leading voices in football, embarrassing how some manure faggot got known enough for his channel to be bought by carragher and neville It's the same level of patheticness as /tv/ faggots watching and simping for reaction channels
So how the fuck is Bruno better than Ronaldo again
>>158417475Glazers took over in 2005 and Man U still won shitloadsif anything they need more glazer ownership
>>158430028Ole at the wheel>>158430031>need to loginReddit is even more gay now
>>158429991He's finally accepted his club career is over.
So if Palace can draw or win against Spurs and either: >Forest wins against Brentford, or >Coventry vs Sunderland is not a draw Then United will be in the relegation zone this evening.
EVERYBODY GONE SURFINSURFIN /MUG/ SA
>>158430044Only because Fergie and Gill were running every aspect of the club. The glazers and ineos need to get the fuck out. Its a stain on fergie he covered for the glazers, and played a role in the glazers coming in with the race horse drama
>>158430045just remove "old." from the url
>>158430004Expressions made his whole career off of it
>>158429991>just 2 more months of this shit then I'm off to Saudi Arabia
>>158430037football is a soap opera for men
how is everyone getting above a 5 after getting btfo
I give up, man. I honestly give up. Tuning into United games is just another form of torture, except today is the Halloween specialLike, fuck, what else can I say that hasn't been said about the state of this club?
>>158430069kino
>>158430052cant see cov v sunderland being a draw]they both need to go for it can see spurs losing, its at home and they should definitely win >just spurs things
>>158430069consolation denied
>>158430069noice
>>158430071what martinez got sent off? lol
>>158430052Its just any 2 from those 3 games you've mentioned, doesn't require a Palace result
>>158430079hard to notice him because hes so small he tried to get sent off on purpose to get carrick sackedhe should hang his head in shame but it would just hit the floor
>>158430070true
SHITCHESTER LOSENITED
TRANSCHESTER DILATED
I've got it - plucky young lad playing in Brazil, believe he calls himself 'JLingz'? Think we can get him on the cheap in January
MAN TROONY
>>158385681What happens to the haircut guy now? Having to restart after coming so close must be brutal
PISSCHESTER POONITED
>>158430110championship will save him
>>158429966coward won't let not subscribers chat
carrick can still turn this around, dont you guys remember last season? he needs more time
Just look at our senior players and we honestly can't be surprised that we're in this shit. Licha: self sabotage of the highest order. Responsible for at least 8 goals we've conceded this season. Maguire: Slow and completely off it this season. The main reason we have to defend so deep. Dalot: Just being Dalot. Bruno: Lost the ball THIRTY times today.Couple that with the worst squad building in professional football where we've somehow accumulated the fattest, unfittest, and out of shape of unathletic footballers, we deserve to be where we are.
>>158430090Martinez getting sent off probably gave Carrick another week as manager. The board will blame him for this and let Carrick off.I think Martinez will get dumped in January, then they'll buy another literally who CB and call it a rebuild.
>>158430110>What happens to the haircut guy now?
THE TRANNY FROM MANNY
heh..
>>158427313top kek>>158430119subscribing is free, just shit on him then unsubscribe
>>158430130Which is a worse characteristic?
>>158430110Died under the weight of his own hair.
Utd could drop to 19th this weekend
>>158430132prime jlingz would be their best player
Reminder that this happened
This current United side looks like it'd unironically struggle against the stronger championship teams
Does soogs even make new b/g content?
>>158430153double relegation is getting more common
I don't know who'll read all this but it's becoming harder to support this club. These performances are shambolic. Carrick gave us hope and this is the same team that finished 3rd.These are the same performances that have hampered any type of progress. At this point it is a mentality issue and that should come from every aspect of the club from the owners, manager and players.7/27 points seriously? There is no intensity in pressing. We crumble under pressure. We can't move the ball with intent.This fanbase will lap up any kind of positive stat that comes around, any youth player that'll score a couple of goals.I am tired of being positive when I can't see anything.
>>158430153I mean 4 or 5 players literally let Rogers run in a straight line through them. They'd be conceding goals in the northern premier league defending like that
https://www.redcafe.net/threads/carlos-baleba-2026-27-performances.493187/page-16#post-34743038IT BEGINS
>>158430132>>158430107>Jlingz is still only 33 years oldStill got the dream of hitting 50 caps for England I'm sure, heh
1(one) point above relegation
>>158430175site won't even load for me lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRORtgXnAIMI miss the lang baal era
Reminder that this is how Liverpool bandwagon fans reacted to Slot last season but I never saw us in the bottom half of the table nevermind 16th
>>158430166The only way out is by spending a few hundred million quid on an almost entirely new squad, combined with a completely new board.That'd only happen if the Glazers sold, and they'll only sell if the club gets relegated.
Ten Hag got fired for lessHonestly I don't remember the last time they actually sacked a manager a manager that still very much wanted to keep doing the job that is. Most man u managers sack themselves by turning on the board or the players in the media. Carrick is still clearly telling the board he wants to do the job and will keep doing the job no matter what. They won't sack him unless he turns on the board.
>>158430192>>158430132sovl...
>>158430176>jlingz has actually played over 30 games for englandbruh
>>158430199Amorim’s second season when we were losing, a good portion of the dialogue was around the formation, tactics, who he benched and didn’t bench and how the players are not this poor etc etc. Constant debates over the Amorim in and out crowd.This season however, the blame is largely going on the players.Can someone genuinely explain to me why Carrick’s tactics and formations aren’t getting scrutiny? By the fanbase or the pundits?Or is it that people know Carrick is out of his depth - similarly to Amorim but feel more sorry for him? Because their circumstances were largely similar no? Same shite owners, same shite directors, more or less the same shite players? Or am I missing something.
>>158430175>Nearly 20 years and 100k postskouroux45k posts to finally achieve this taglineJoined Apr 25, 2007Messages 104,089Location Djibouti (La terre des braves)>Nearly 10 years 14k postsBobskiFull MemberJoined Sep 5, 2017Messages 14,403That's scary
glazers and ineos only fire managers for criticizing themcarwreck is a lickspittle so he'll survive until the summer
ENTER
>>158430196A top level squad these days costs a billion at least, they can't spend that (all at once anyway) because of the FFP rules they championed lol
>>158430208The fans don't actually care about Carrick, that's a misconception. The fans are making the point, nothing will ever change, because the problem is the ownership. The players are also getting it in the neck, because the fans see they're not giving it everything.
>>158430210only djibooti i saw was mbeumounless you count the teams performance which was also booty
>Michael Carrick made Martinez throw that elbow!>Michael Carrick made the players squander easy goal opportunities!>Nevermind that United have a new manager every other year, clearly another new manager is what's needed now!
Dame Michaela Trannick
do you think united are gonna reach arsenals title drought numbers? i think it was 22 years?
>>158430208>By the fanbase or the pundits?Because he's their mate it's really that simple. He Look how Gary, Rio etc talks about him, they love him. They all want him to go and know he's out of depth but they aren't going to destroy him over it. They are just waiting for it to end and the ownership are the ones not doing sacking him so they are blaming them. It's also very clear the players want this man gone so the pundits and fans are attacking them instead too.
>>158430244100%arselel's worst finish in their banter era was 8th placea proper rebuild will take a decade and cost billions
the past 2 games have had the most comical concessions.Rayan scoring into a vast gap at the near post.Yoro slipping overNo comms + windy conditions --> lammens rushing out and conceding from 30 metresLetting a guy run through the entire teamWorld cup winning cb losing his mind and delivering a forearm into an opponent to give away a pen and get sent off. and then our GK guessing exactly right but not keeping it out of the net
>charges stick and City get the punishment handed down in January>Both Manchester teams relegated in the same seasonKINO
>>158430229I said at halftime we will lose because when you are underdogs / struggling and playing against a team you are expected to lose against, you need to take you chances and we did not in the first half.With that said, the performance wasnt our worst of the season. Im not blaming Carrick for this one i dont think. We had multiple chances in the first half and I think those two goals were down to individual errors. Like is it Carricks fault that Martinez is a bellend?With that said, Carrick still needs to go. I am assuming they are holding out until the international break but as I said a few weeks ago, this month delay will be deadly. We will lose all the games and any chance of a season salvage is wasted. Then we have an interim / new coach to come in and do what exactly? I mean besides saving us from relegation.
>>158430199Lets be honest, After Ten Hag it was over for man utd. They went from buying players with potential or previous world class proven players to midtable dross on their prime, the issue with this strategy is unlike the former they dont have ego or belief they are the best so the results was quite predictable, these players have no idea about what it takes to win titles, let alone belief they could compete for them, they willingly join a mid table man utd team on their prime with a unproven manager because the wages and the name, every single player on the team believe they already made it the moment they got the man utd contract
>Moyes is out of his depth, sack him!>LVG is past it, sack him!>Jose is past it, sack him! (this is also the first time I remember the calls to bring back a previous manager with some wanting LVG)>Ole is out of his depth PE teacher, sack him! (and bring back Jose)>Rangnick is out of his depth, sack him! (and bring back Jose/Ole)>Ten Hag is out of his depth, sack him! (and bring back Ole)>Amorim is out of his depth, sack him! (and bring back Jose/Ole)
Missed the match, what are some good websites for football highlights nowadays? Old ones I used got nuked
worst part of all of this is that the fanbase have finally accepted they're shit and won't lose their shit anymoreMUG will become meaningless without relegation
ITS OUThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVczOJlF1OA
Why should Carrick leave a job he just signed on for that pays him good money
>>158430264I wonder if they're deducting points from City instead of just expelling them from the league just to keep United and Spurs from being relegated
>>15843024440 years between their last caveman title and Busby's first, 26 years between Busby's last and Fergie's first. 22 years would be an improvement.
>The last time a club finished 15th or underSpurs 2025/26>Manchester United 2024/25Manchester City 2005/06Chelsea 1987/88Arsenal 1975/76Liverpool 1953/54
>>158430288he should rinse them for everything they owe him
>>158430288I think it is about time the level of incapability across the board is highlighted. It is evident that the managers being cut aren't doing it alone but the fact that the same lesson is being dished out again, and again, and again, only for the ones at the top to bulldoze it to the ground for more than a decade is very telling of how Manchester United these days are managed. We somehow continuously take a step forward, only to take 15 steps backwards, and each season feels like a recovery phaseLet's face it. The grandeur and the speciality of playing for the badge is gone. Those days are in the wind for a long, long time now. This team reeks of ineptitude and inefficiency, and nothing is going to change
>>158430288kek what the fuck is this board doing
>>158430249Just another proof that underlying stats don't lie. We were underperforming a lot under Amorim compared to our underlying numbers. He was doing a lot of things right but they weren't quite clicking yet. When Carrick took over, the opposite happened, our underlying numbers went down the drain but we were overperforming a lot. And underlying numbers tend to even out sooner or later, which we are seeing now. The team overall regressed hard under Carrick.It's a shame Amorim made the mistakes he did. I think he had some good ideas and we were heading in the right direction, but he made two big mistakes which ultimately culminated in his sacking.First of all, he sucked at man-management and the morale was low, if he was better at handling personalities, or if he had someone like Ole in his coaching staff, then I think the results under him would have been much better. Confidence boost was after all the biggest change Carrick made.And second, the treatment of Mainoo. He has his issues, his injuries are becoming a concern but he is a talented player who should have played much more.If Amorim was better at instilling confidence and if he treated Mainoo in a better way, I feel like he would still be our coach and we would be on a good trajectory to solidify ourselves as one of the best clubs again. Alas, he made mistakes.
MAINOO WOULD FINNA SAVE US WALLAHI
>>158430280>TRUST MOYES FERGIE PICKED HIM >>Moyes is out of his depth, sack him!>WE WANT LOUIS VAN GAAL WE WANT LOUIS VAN GAAL WE WANT LOUIS VAN GAAL >>LVG is past it, sack him!>WE WANT JOSE WE WANT JOSE WE WANT JOSE >>Jose is past it, sack him! (this is also the first time I remember the calls to bring back a previous manager with some wanting LVG)>OLE'S AT THE WHEEL OLE'S AT THE WHEEL OLE'S AT THE WHEEL Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man Man Utd are back! >>Ole is out of his depth PE teacher, sack him! (and bring back Jose)>....literally who>>Rangnick is out of his depth, sack him! (and bring back Jose/Ole)>WE WANT TEN WE WANT TEN WE WANT TEN WE WANT TEN WE WANT TEN >>Ten Hag is out of his depth, sack him! (and bring back Ole)>WE WANT AMORIM WE WANT AMORIM WE WANT AMORIM >>Amorim is out of his depth, sack him! (and bring back Jose/Ole)
>>158430292Some fuckery will go on cause if United and City went down then that would be a disaster for the FA and Premier league financially.
I can't wait for people to start turning on Amorim after the milan derby today. So many people celebrating mediocre results just to prove a point about how dumb the Utd board is. /mug/ sends its regards
https://youtu.be/y3yuTkurNIU?t=6354kek
>>158402039Tetten
>citehkek, who's laughing now
>>158430362yeah bro I wonder who's laughing
>>158430362everybody in Manchester I'd imagine
>>158429991He is incapable of thinking
united could have had alonso or iraola in summer and decided carrick was the better manager
>>158429991saudi bound
In the relegation zone as it stands
OH NO NO
>>158430333Manchester United were too big for Moyes. He brought a small club mentality, and it was very jarring. But he was the first to be let down, by an incompetent chief executive. LVG played the most boring football of any manager post Fergie. He was more entertaining in press conferences than his football was. He was victim of that same incompetent chief executive determined to address his reputational damage from the Moyes era. Remember when the club basically signed an entire new squad?..... That all turned out to be shit. Mourinho ultimately lost to player power. It turned very toxic etc, he did his usual thing. But with hindsight he was right about the players. Ole was the perfect tonic to the post Mourinho toxicity. They responded to it. Ronaldo coming back was a disaster. It just destabilised everything Ole was trying to pull together with that squad. Rather than dig in towards the end, the players let him down. For me, that was probably the moment I stopped caring about the players. Rangnick, was meant to be coming in as interim then director of football. He was well liked by the fans, because he spoke a lot of sense and dug the owners and players out. The fans still like him. He was on an absolute hiding to nothing with that Ole squad, they'd given up, written the season off. When Ten Hag came in, he imminently didnt like Rangnick, didnt want to work under him, wanted more control of transfers himself with his people that stood to profit from it. Ten Hag still had some control over transfers, he was like the middle man between having control and being the manager, and being the coach. Ultimately him and the club fucked the recruitment up. Wasnt a great man manager and although he was adaptable tactically, he settled on his favourites that got him sacked. Amorim, the first coach under the new regime. Wouldnt change. Shit squad. Didnt even get the best out of that shit squad. The end.
GOAL COVENTRYITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING
9 consecutive games without a win for Manchester United. 9Only two wins this season in all competitions: vs Sabah and vs Ipswich Town.
THERE'S NO EASY WAY OUTTHERE'S NO SHORTCUT HOMETHERE'S NO EASY WAY OUTGIVIN' IN CAN'T BE /MUG/
>>158430450AIEEEEEEEEEE
It's time to give up on all cups and the champions league. Send the reserves out to play them, keep the first team rested for league games.
>>158430460
>>158430488kek
>>158430460>>158430450
It will never end.
Those who say fuck the Glazer’s, are the same that pay thousands.Those who say fuck the Glazer’s, are the same that pay thousands.Those who say fuck the Glazer’s, are the same that pay thousands.Those who say fuck the Glazer’s, are the same that pay thousands.Those who say fuck the Glazer’s, are the same that pay thousands.THOSE WHO SAY FUCK THE GLAZER’S, ARE THE SAME THAT PAY THOUSANDSUGH/mug/ING IN THE NAME OF
>>158430610kek
>>158430610kekbeer spit
AND YOU CONSUME WHAT THEY TOLD YA AND YOU CONSUME WHAT THEY TOLD YA AND YOU CONSUME WHAT THEY TOLD YA THOSE WHO /MUG/ARE JUSTIFIED FOR WEARING THE BADGE, THEY START TO PLAY SHITE
>>158430151
>>158430634>THEY START TO PLAY SHITETHEY LOSE THEIR PRIDE
>>158430450>N Forestwhat's the N for?
/mug/ lyrics are always kinoreminds me of that alexis piano man thread
الدُّعَاءُ لِإِصْلَاحِ مَانْشَسْتَر يُونَايْتَداللَّهُمَّ أَصْلِحْ حَالَ مَانْشَسْتَر يُونَايْتَد، وَارْفَعْ شَأْنَهُ، وَأَعِدْهُ إِلَى مَجْدِهِ السَّابِقِ، وَارْزُقْهُ لَاعِبِينَ يَعْرِفُونَ قِيمَةَ هَذَا النَّادِي، وَمُدَرِّبًا حَكِيمًا، وَإِدَارَةً رَاشِدَةً.اللَّهُمَّ أَخْرِجْهُ مِنَ الْفَوْضَى وَالضَّعْفِ، وَأَبْعِدْ عَنْهُ الْفَشَلَ وَالْفَضَائِحَ، وَلَا تَجْعَلْهُ مَضْحَكَةً بَيْنَ الْأَنْدِيَةِ.آمِينَ يَا رَبَّ الْعَالَمِينَ.O Allah, rectify the condition of Manchester United, raise its status, and return it to its former glory. Bless it with players who understand the value of this club, a wise manager, and a righteous leadership.O Allah, deliver it from chaos and weakness, keep failure and embarrassment away from it, and do not make it the laughing stock of other football clubs.Ameen, O Lord of all worlds.
>>158429991>SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
>>158430072Sex with Kendo
>>158430682i cant find the original thread but this one has some good oneshttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/104975732
>>158430771this ones betterhttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/95069827
(STOP MY /MUG/)WAKE ME UP INSIDE (I CAN'T STOP /MUG/)WAKE ME UP INSIDE (DILATE ME)START MAINOO AND SAVE ME FROM THE /MUG/
>>158430846kek
I'm all /mug/ged out, I've overdosed.
I'LL BE A /MUG/ IN YOUR SIDETILL YOU DIEI'LL BE A /MUG/ IN YOUR SIDEFOR ALWAYSIF WE PLAY, WE LIFT OUR /MUG/
I WANNA KNOW WHAT /mug/ ISI WANT YOU TO SHOW MEI WANNA FEEL WHAT /mug/ isI KNOW YOU CAN SHOW ME
>>158430045>>158430060Reddit is making people log in soon tho, you won't be able to view Reddit without an account.
>>158430917>>158430961kino
>>158430964Just stop using it. Imagine making an account to post on or even view reddit lol
LEFT A GOOD JOB IN MAN CITYCOACHIN' FOR THE DEVILS EVERY NIGHT AND DAYAND I NEVER LOST ONE POUND OF MY PAYCHECKWORRYIN' 'BOUT THE GOALS THAT MIGHT HAVE BEENMANURE KEEP ON LOSIN'SHITPOSTERS KEEP ON POSTIN'/MUG/IN', /MUG/IN', /MUG/IN' ON THE SPORTS BOARD
>>158430244United has managed to finish just above the relegation zone, even at Arsenal's worst they finished 8th.
>>158430986Kek
>>158430917Is their new album any good?
GO /MUG/Threads are peaceful thereGO /MUG/In complete despairGO /MUG/Where the posts are trueGO /MUG/This is what we're gonna do
>>158431028overthinker is decent roses is shit and sounds like it's made for the woman in picrel, although the instrumental is good
>>158430132lingardinho is doing his own /mug/ spinoff rn
>IF THIS AIN'T /MUG/>WHY DOES IT FEEL SO GOOD
/mug/ging in my dreamHow can I explain?Talking to the /mug/We will /mug/ againWe are always /mug/ging for the thrill of it, thrill of it Always shitting on Manure, searching for the thrill of it On and on and on we are /mug/ging out, and out again Never trooning out, I'm just in awe of /mug/s in front of me
>>158430972I don't use it (unless I'm searching for something for help and the only thing is reddit posts about it). But I saw news articles on it.
Is it real now?Michael Trannicks getting sackedI can feel itMichael Trannick just got sacked
>>158430132most soulful mug era
>>158430158as of early 2026, no. not checked in an age
>>158430685are those british people?
>>158431116manneh getting the relleh
>>158430284mans should go on a weightloss/selfcare arc before he ends up like claude.
Alice is gonna get fat and it's all gonna be Carrick's fault
no one cares about your YouTube waifu slag simpjesh
>>158431139yes
>>158430151worst thing about this is the mongo didn't instantly know he was offside
>>158430132this jpg is actually so iconic.
How much longer can the glazers, ineos, wilcox, berrada, carrick hang on. Its just one shit result after the next for 3 months at this point
SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
>>158430961holy kek
>>158431629Well big Jim and the best in class crew can stay as long as they like
>>158431629They will play against Roma and Aston villa next. Manure customers will have to hang in there couple more games.Then Carrick will go with the international break
Carrick isn't going until the international break.
reminder that Big Jim destroyed Nice football and the previously ultra dominant Team Sky cycling team. absolute charlatan
>>158431822Thats a point worth making though. The glazers are clueless about football. We know this. All they're good at is being american jews, advertising, sponsorship, asset stripping. Ineos were meant to be coming in, running football operations, and intended to put best in class; in key positions. But they've fucked it up. Why did we ever think that was going to work. They've got no track record of success in sport, full stop. Get them both out
>>158430053This was so cringe lmao. Brazilian fraud
WHAT IS /MUG/?BRUNO DON'T HURT MEDON'T HURT ME NO MORE
https://youtu.be/0MaGbzZLcSg?si=5bdd6-8GdA27DcjN&t=75
why would you even spend premium money on tickets to watch this garbage?United fans are cattle at this point
reminder that they're still in the UCL
*saves Utd*
>>158432204there's no way he's getting that squad to play the way he would want
>>158432204Is this lad still cancelled?
>>158432236He would be Bruno's dream manager, he'd just let him stroll around playing Brunades all game, sign Woltemade In January and put him and Sesko up top
>>158432204Big sam gets a lot of shit, maybe rightly so. I expected more from his management career though. A string of bad jobs after bolton. He's 72 now, he'll be dead soon. Time flys
MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE NUTMEG OF MAINOOOLD TRAFFORD WATERFALLS WASHING THE CUSTOMERS TOOWE'RE MARCHING TOWARDS THE CHAMPIONSHIP TWO BY TWO BY TWOTHE /MUG/ MAN MARCHES ON
>Bruno Fernandes left in tears after emotional exchange with Man United fansthis is getting sad lads…
can someone download and post this?https://x.com/Xabiholic/status/2116542078989799444
>>158433675Okay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPE4bB_Wznghard truths
>>158433761It's like a FIFA game where you forget to switch player and then do a sliding tackle for no reason.
>>158433761FC 27 defending
>>158433761so nice of slabby to clear the way for rogers
>>158433761im dying
Is Man united cursed? Every players who start to play there becomes talentless hack, kind of like in space jam lol
>>158433761looks like those clips where pros let a retard make a wish kid score one before croaking
>>158396269sack him.then make him interim again.>instant 322.75% improvement
man u won 1 game all seasonHull have won 2 (and beat man u)Ipswich have won 3Coventry have won 3all are above man u in the leaguecarrick has not been sacked
>>158433761them players are at it.
>>158385681How many managers have to admit that they are not supported by the management with the list of the players that they wanted to sign being ignored and how many players have to say that they were forced out by the management before you realise that no matter who the manager is it wouldn’t change the outcome.“So, in seven years with four different managers, once not qualify for Europe, twice out in the group phase and the best was the quarter-final. This is football heritage. If you want to go to the Premier League, the last victory was 12-13 and in the four consecutive seasons United finish fourth fifth, sixth and seventh. This is football heritage. It means that when you start the process you are here, you are there or you are there, is heritage.” - Mourinho 2018Following the facts from Mourinho's interview, after that speech here are the stats:2017/18 (Mourinho): 2nd in Premier League, Round of 16 Champions League2018/19 (Mourinho sacked then Ole): 6th in Premier League, Quarter Finals Champions League2019/20 (Ole): 3rd in Premier League, Semifinal Europa League2021/22 (Ole sacked then Rangnick): 6th in Premier League, Round of 16 Champions League2022/23 (Ten Hag): 3rd in Premier League, Quarter Finals Champions League2023/24 (Ten Hag): 8th in Premier League, Group Stage Champions League2024/25 (Ten Hag sacked then Amorim): 15th in Premier League, Runner up Europa League2025/26 (Amorim sacked then Carrick): 3rd in Premier League, not Competing in European Football for the last 15 years, with 9 different managers united has never had a manager that stays long enough to build a team foundation to implement the tactics that they wanted to. from the same interview about the football heritage, Today's United "Key Players" (Based on number of appearance) are Lammens, Martinez, Maguire, Dalot, Shaw, Mainoo, Tielemans, Bruno, Cunha, and Mbeumo. How many can be considered a player in the level of United in the glory days?
>>158434603Laughing stock Spurs, are currently 5 points clear of us.
>>158434603They've won two all season. Ipswich and Sabah. If you mean in domestic football then k.
According to people who worked with Moyes at United post SAF they claimed that everything changed as soon as SAF left. Apparently SAF had total say on what players to buy and what players to sell. As soon as SAF left and Moyes came in, the 'board' took control over signings and signed players based on marketing ability, fame and branding potential. That is by and large why everything has been shit. Winning anything since SAF has been largely down to luck or single players dragging United through.
Man Utd could have signed the following players in the 2010s and early 2020s if they were run by a good director and they weren’t being milked dry: >Benzema>Varane>Hazard>Bale>Lewa >Kroos>Bernardo Silva>Mbappe >Haaland They scouted all of them and they came close to sign some like Benzema and Hazard.
fergie couldn't save them
>>158435576yeah just imagine how much talent they could have wasted
>>158435576Hazard only went to Chelsea because Chelsea cheated (but because they came clean and admitted the cheating they got a slap on the wrist).
>>158433761>file nameyes you are anon
>>158435576They will have to take Ukraine/Russian league pill to get decent players already used to europe these days. Maybe even the Serie A / Portugal league. They can't sign actually top tier players anymore.
>>158430208>Can someone genuinely explain to me why Carrick’s tactics and formations aren’t getting scrutiny? By the fanbase or the pundits?Because Carrick's lack of competence is the least surprising aspect of the whole season and unlike everybody else involved he's at least doing his best. Everybody knows he's out of his depth, everybody also knows that getting yet another new manager in, under this cunt DF, cunt board and cunt owners, is like putting a plaster on a broken leg.
Some of the retarded shit you hear from united fans on talk sport calling in is hilarious.Someone unironically suggested bringing in keane with rooney/scholes as back staff
>>158436314they should just get every united legend and do a winner stays on system, whenever you lose youre replaced
>>158436314I mean there's a reason they were called the prawn sandwich brigadeUnited fans are infamous for being the most clueless in football
>>158436314KEANO! and rooney would be the /mug/ dream team. When not a hallucinogenic one. Sadly, it would arrive at its alto predictable end fairly rapidly.
>>158430352NOOT NOOT
>>158436921uhh...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvWRMAU6V-cPlay it again boys!
>>158433761bruh
Carrick is not the problem. Even Pep would struggle with this squad.
>>158433675Just a reminder that full webm in proper quality without watermarks do exist
How do we feel today, lads?
>>158437459Mbum is so fat lmaoWhy are they like this?
>>158437509feel very feel
>>158436965They also lost to Bologna but Inter has been a bitch at derbies for a while now
>>158437676>BolognaNow I'm hungry
>>158437459Thank you ukraine
Can anyone seriously see a way that they can get back to the top of the game? Admittedly I'm wearing my ABU glasses but I just can't see any way that its possible short of every club that is run better / as rich as them imploding.
>>158437715cheers
>>158437767They are top 2 biggest club in the world. They can spend at least as much as Real Madrid, if not as much as cheating faggot oil clubs.
>>158437855Doesn't really help when all the best players are known and will choose to go to clubs that are actually winning things.
>>158437996the only players who would choose united are the ones that are only interested in the one thing they can offer: money. and those players already won their biggest prize the second they signed the contract. if a player wants to go to man utd thats a red flag and united should avoid them. they should only sign players who refuse to join because they dont care about money and want to win things
>>158438051The Groucho Marx transfer policy
>>158438117kek. exactly. its their only hope to avoid more alexis sanchez or jadon sanchos
>>158437651The face of a man so broken he doesn't care anymore
>>158437459what the actual FUCK is he doing?
>>158437767The closest analogue is probably Arsenal's recovery from the banter years but even then they were never as bad as this, the worst they finished was 8th, twice, both under Arteta (although one he only had half the season). Could you see Man U sticking with a manager finishing 8th, 8th, 5th?
>>158433761>7 slides for no reason at all, gives up halfway through>5 sees the player coming, switches feet, then stops to let him run past >15 casually jogs after himlmao
>>158437767Rebuild the youth academy.Find a young ass kicker manager who will pull the best out of every player (probably Scottish).Build up their scouting team to scour the globe for fresh young talent instead of overpaying for washed up talent.Essentially, SAF 2.0 and hope ownership gets out of the way.
>>158440468>Get great youth players and a great manager and great signings Why didn't Jim do that?
>>158437459jfc fifa shit cheers ukraine
>>158437556They don't train. Man U players get more days off than every other prem team.
>>158430986CLEANED A LOTTA FISH IN GRIMSBYFELT A LOTTA PAIN DOWN IN LIVERPOOLBUT I NEVER SAW THE GOOD SIDE OF MAN CITY'TIL I DITCHED ONANA THAT GORMLESS FOOLMANURE KEEP ON LOSIN'SHITPOSTERS KEEP ON POSTIN'/MUG/GIN', /MUG/GIN', /MUG/GIN' ON THE SPORTS BOARD
Just doing my duty to get /mug/ back to the first page
>>158439443teta is a special case because he had no fans in the stadium at that time, their fans were booing wenger when he was finishing 5th what makes you think they wouldn't hound him out by february?
Copy Arsenal and Atletico Madrid then hire JJ Gabriel's father as a coach
>>158441774kek
