>Saturday, Oct 31:12:30: Chelsea VS Manchester United15:00: Bournemouth VS Leeds United15:00: Brentford VS Nottingham Forest15:00: Manchester City VS Brighton & Hove Albion15:00: Coventry City VS Sunderland15:00: Hull City VS Ipswich Town17:30: Tottenham Hotspur VS Crystal Palace20:00: Aston Villa VS Fulham>Sunday, Nov 1:16:30: Liverpool VS Arsenal>Monday, Nov 2:20:00: Newcastle United VS Everton
Based non-sperg thread
>>158417311https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cjn5v3pl0159okek this article is meta as fucktheyre exposing the business. blacklisting soon
>>158417336
>>158417336>BBC United article NOT written by Simon Stoneblimey
shallfans of the tranny obsession derby should be banned from making threads
manchester united
>The English FA won’t relegate man city to league two >Maximum penalty will be relegation from the EPL and some negative points for their first championship season Lmao so they stole 10 EPL trophies and got away with it and the punishment is to sit out 2 seasons?
When Man United win it's because of the managerWhen Man United lose it's because of the players, the executives, the Glazers, Brexit Jim, and Man City buying Nathan Ake from Bournemouth
>>158417539when the players also showed the same underperforming under amorim, ten hag, ole and jose, kinda like jewish is jewish because they do jew things you start to notice the pattern.
>>158417311 its so bad the glazers are fucking putting out PR pieces against ineos saying 'utd were never this shit under us' to make the fans nostalgic over the moyes/woodward era
>>158417552i agree, but who bought the shit players? its the managers
>>158417552Youri Tielemans and Carlos Baleba throwing yet another United manager under the bus baka
Kick it out, lads
>>158417572>yrn 'murtough madness'in reality murtough was like a retard having some kind of spasticated seizure and all the united fans were crowding around him clapping it and saying 'hes doing a madness!'well technically yes he is, but also no...
>>158417583>illsbrehman whining again
>>158417336they are doing a "real name yaxley lennon" thing for goldbridge lmao
>>158417579Signings that prove United has become the football equivalent of the Job Centre: handing out money to lazy cunts who won't bother working.
>>158417609Do they do this for Zack Polanski or nah
>>158417630oy vey
>>158417552i made this comic to illustrate the situation
>>158417311Based thread, I was gonna make one to laugh at mantroony but you already did
>>158417689kek
I unironically rate Big Zirk
Sandro TonaliMateus FernandesMorten Hjulmand Elliott AndersonManu KonéCarlos BalebaAurélien TchouaméniAlex ScottÉdersonCrysencio SummervilleAyyoub BouaddiFelix NmechaSander BergeAntonee RobinsonOllie WatkinsJean-Philippe MatetaIliman NdiayeYan DiomandeTyler AdamsJoão GomesBruno GuimarãesEl Hadji Malick DioufDjed SpenceMatias Fernández-PardoVinícius JúniorBazoumana TouréMateus ManéEli Junior KroupiNicolò TresoldiDanny WelbeckBrian BrobbeyAngelo StillerMaxence LacroixJohan ManzambiJonathan RoweEndrickThey all SNUBbed Man UnitedAlso, Vini to Arsenal lol
>>158417689Only 1 monkey?
Manure troons unironically thought not signing Ederson after a medical and begging for him all season long was a good moveManure troons unironically thought Youri Tielemans was a "baller" signing from Villa and not just signing an old, slow, sideways pass merchantManure troons unironically thought Carlos Baleba was a banger signing after slagging him off for a year, calling him shit and a dodged bullet after he didn't sign for them in summer 2025
>>158417714Not interested in who your mum's shagged mate
>>158417714oops needs to be updated I should take Baleba out
>>158417741Yeah that's why I didn't type out who she shagged, I typed out "They all SNUBbed Man United"
>>158417336>Goldbridge - whose real name is Brent di Cesare - now co-hosts the 'Stick to United' show with Rooney, the club's record goalscorer. Should be pointing out his real name (and address) each time tbg.
Gonna be kino tomorrow when manshester yoonited beats chelshit and everyone pretend they're BACK.
>While others are sucking blood, Boss Man is injecting capital.
Davinder left after his thread got abandoned
>>158417311SOVL - Soul - Soulless
Liverpool can't beat Arsenal like Fleetwood
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>>158417311Manure haven't won the Premier League btw
>Brent
>Bent
>Bet
>>158418011>>158418066nice story but have you eaten nasi goreng
>BT
>Bloketranny
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>>158417630>The family adopted the surname Paulden, hoping to avoid antisemitism.[5] At age 18, he changed his name, restoring his familial name of Polanskidon't think its the same thing tbg
I also want to add am NOT excited for gta 6 because am not a goy.
>>158417559It's actually depressing how much money we've wasted on players since Mourinho left on 2018 we spent about £1.5 bn on player who were unproven or just plain crap.Including add ons: Anthony (86m), Maguire (85M), Sancho (74m), Sesko (73M), Høijlund (72m), Mbuemo (71m), Baleba (70m), Casemiro (70m) Fernandes (68m), Cunha (64m).The top 10 alone are worth 660m massive amount of money and honestly not well spent. Only Bruno and Casemiro were elite.The rest were either flops, injury prone overpaid and yet to still prove them selves.So yeah until the club stops wasting money we will never progress.Now continuing: Mount (60m), Yoro (58m), Martinez (55m), Onana (51m), Ugarte (50.5m), Wan Bissaka (50m), Santos (50m), De Ligt (43m), Varane (42m), DVB(40m), Zirkzee (37m), Dorgu (29m), Mazraoui (17m), Malacia (15m), Pellestri (9m) and Bayindir (4.4m).A vast majority of these players haven't lived up to expectations, are not good enough or are widely inconsistent.
>>158418255thought it was pulled from redcafe or plebbit
>>158417311>12:30: Chelsea VS Manchester Unitedfinally +3 pts for Manchester United Football Club
158418248wow it's the first thing that the poowaiti said that is actually "based"
cacamiro was shit, marouane fellaini levels of revisionismthe only player that united have signed that hasn't been ruined is bruno, genuinely every single other player has been shit
>>158418255>Casemiro were eliteHe was fucking dogshit.
Remember the skirt-wearing firm from Manchester going on about Senne Lammens being the signing of the season, kek.
>>158417755bodied that unable to read labeled lists freak>>158417762has Brent been in studio with Carra since getting bodied?
>>158417855>While others are sucking blood
>>158418248more of a cod man are ya
>>158418480do any of you Brent superfans have the clip where he's playing gta v and he is terrorizing an Amish fella in the game?
>>158418574kek basedinho
One of my AI agents I have working around the clock pulled it up for mehttps://youtu.be/hUP-_pQgo0A?t=192=GZZCuXEpzMg5h5h1 starts at 3:13 it's a real treat
>>158417583>squad has 3 players worth +£100m>fanbase is still mocked for being poor
*some* are saying this should be reviewed and a suspension
also kwab
>>158418710tarkowski having the time of his life
There's only one match on Sunday???
>>158418782Villa-Fulham moved to 8:00pm Saturday due to CL
>>158418782super indeed
No, noooooooooo, I NEED to spend my Sunday afternoon watching Bournemouth 0-0 Leeds
>>158418818wack>>158418828Last week it was Leeds vs Sunderland or whatever and this week it's just one match. Schedule is fucked.
Has anybody noticed how /epl/s mascot, Brent Clemison, does barely any videos now on his channels? Is that part of the deal or is he just backing out because he's well off now or thinks he's Billy Big Bollocks and will only talk to 'celebrities'? Because nobody gives a fuck about the woman or the black guy on the channel when they do videos.
>>158418710Had he gone down when he was hit in the face, it would have been a red.
Why are people so obsessed with some random Youtuber
You now remember Robert Lyle
>>158418900He's done 10 in the past 7 days.
We have a very peng saturday innit
not only is he a fake united fan (really a forest fan) he didn't even support the same team as his father (Juventus fan)
>>158419015This meme he's a Forest fan is retarded because I've watched every time they've played and he does care United lose. Also his dad left him when he was like 6 or something and he grew up with his granddad who was a UInited fan.
>>158419089Yeah customers often have daddy issues tbg.
I don't get this. Why football fans or just sports fans in general are so insistent on making these nobody YouTubers and streamers into personalities that get popular and then they can't stop talking about them. Self-imposed lolcows that no one should give a shit about Brent is a faggot btw
>>158419194you are doing that rn (right now)
>>158419205Sorry
Reminder that Brent and his buddies never recovered from getting raped in Dublin on a cold winter night in 2011
>talking about rape out of nowherebrown
>>158419089>Also his dad left him when he was like 6 or something and he grew up with his granddadthink this went over my head
>>158419357battered at his own stag do!
Eurrghh some Irishman's nob has got a customer's shit all over it.
Remember when big fat bald Irishman Craig got bullied off Goldbridge's platform at the 2022 world cup
>>158419686I remember how unbothered he was as the tears filled his eyes
tried that new football manager game for a couple of hours as its free, seems well boring
>>158419686I find it funny that Brent claims he is now 'new media' after being bought out by GNevz but Craig then did a video on his channel going>Hey well done you're part of the mainstream media nowWhich absolutely kills Brent and he hates being called a sell-out.
This is Goldbridge and his fit Mrs. He also has that fit tart Beth who noshes him off daily. Craig only has 5ft4 Black Irish men viewing him on the regular and not even fame could get him some pussy.
>>158419733Bit odd this post mate
>>158418952It should be at around 15 simply on United Stand (two per day, seven days, plus preview). But he does more travelling now as he works for GNevz.
>>158418485Casemiro saved United last year because they were running Maguire, Sesko and Casemiro at corners (and United were at one point out scoring Arsenal in set pieces) and it worked. Now they only have Maguire so you mark Maguire and you're sorted. Sure, Casemiro is shit (he has more own goals in MLELS than goals) but he was very important for United's tactics last year.
>What Howe could bring to Man Utd - and what are the challenges?https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cr74pd99vwq3olol
>>158419826I don't think Howe can get that squad to press in the way that he wants.
>>158419826>>158419907People I've seen touting Howe basically tout him as a 'stabiliser' rather than somebody going to make them great again. Which would be great for the owners, keep getting in Europe to help fund the stadium and keep income up. But I also saw one article saying he should come in because he's the best manager to reset the culture (apart from Southgate). The article stated that United should give up on short term success, stop trying to get big name tactical managers and to concentrate on resetting the idea that United aren't a big club in anything but finances now. Get across to the players that you can't stop trying just because you've gotten a £70m move to United on £200k per week. That you've got to improve as a player in order to justify the move. The citations of the like of Rice improving since he moved to Arsenal rather than dropping off was mentioned (but imo Arsenal are a bad example because bar Rice and maybe Calafiori, none of their players have massively improved and several have dropped off like Eze).Once you've gotten into the mind of the players that you're not going to challenge for big things without a lot of effort and time, you can start the rebuild over 2-3 years. Both Arteta and Klopp both had 2-3 years to rebuild their team and THEN start challenging. But you can't do that if the guys you get Year 1 go 'ah, made it' and don't improve at the club and by the time you get new guys for Year 2 you're still not sorted in the areas you bought in Year 1. Klopp and Arteta bought players for X positions and they improved which allowed Y position to be spent on and they improved so Z position was spent on and they improved (obviously not all but generally).United think because of SAF they are entitled to being up there and not is a shock. Until that mentality is removed and you actually say 'this is a different United so treat it as it' then I don't see much improvement coming. Howe theoretically can change the attitude.
mogged
>>158419733That's Brent Di Cesare Clemison. Mark Goldbridge is a fictional character
>England striker Dominic Calvert-Lewin is set to sign a new contract at Leeds United.Was literally linked to United kek.
hmm
>chances created
>>158420259Iwobi, what a player
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To be fair, Trooncastle certainly haven't recovered from losing Howe.
Looks like there's been another stag do in Ireland
How come Giggs and Neville are so low
>>158420336Using white skin as a scare tactic feels extremely egregious.
>>158420378If that's 2005, Giggs was mid 30s by that point. The Neville twins were never particularly great. Phil was shipped out sooner, while Gary has admitted to being on a much lower pay grade than his teammates.
oh there was another carra x goldbridge ep? is that why you lot were talking about him
>>158419978>gottenFOY
>>158419733look at him in his gaudy Italian suit like he's a mafiosi in one of his films
>>158420342Managed to recover enough to draw with your shit team(Liverstool) who spent half a billi and stole their best player
>>158420462Just the oncehttps://youtube.com/shorts/gIhWEoWOtEs=lo4AO791PKtLli88
>>158419733Mantroony being gay as per usual
kek
countries that voted Kane first place in the ballon d'or (aka friends of Kane) ((aaka friends of England)) >South Africa >England >Angola >Saudi Arabia >Australia >Austria >Belgium >Bolivia >Bosnia and Herzegovina >Canada >Chile >Colombia >Costa Rica >Denmark >Scotland >Ireland >Haiti >Hungary >Iran >Northern Ireland >Israel >Jamaica >Japan >Kosovo >Luxembourg >Montenegro >Norway >New Zealand >Oman >Uganda >Uzbekistan >Poland >Russia >El Salvador >Senegal >Slovakia >Slovenia >Sweden >Uruguay >Venezuela
>>158421999the countries visualised (friends of Kane + England map)
>>158417374kek me during last 2 years of spurs
>>158422014dats actually mental all the main euro football countries voted mbappe incpuding germanywtf kek
>>158422014>>158422123our only friends are the anglosphere, scandinavia, and racist countries that votes for the white man
>>158421999>>158422014So the browns actually voted for Kane
>>158422014you're welcome for doing the needful
I hope you guys remember this when Eurovision rolls around and we need cotes
>>158422014i voted for declan but sir harold was a close second
Declan Rice should win the balon dor for flopping in Europe
>Villa suing CarragherCan you be double-bankrupt? We're about to find out
>>158417311the FA Carling Premiership was so sovlful
Hahaha you can tell they have American owners, softest skin ever
>>158422607>Villa will never be Man Utd>wtf yes we willllllllwhat?
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS ANYBODY SEEN LIVERSISSYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???
>>158422607>There's a food chain in football>Real take United and Liverpool's best players>United take Villa's best>Villa take lower clubs' bestI mean in this case he's objectively correct and i'm not sure what could possibly be actionable in court
>>158422212Have you seen Spain France and Germany. They would never vote for England's aryan Kane.
>>158420008I wonder if either would swap a ballon d'or for a world cup win
>>158422631Why are Liverpool fans so gay?
>>158422636>>158422607It's dumb as fuck and I don't think Villa have considered what a retarded move this is.Nobody in the media is going to want to see a situation where pundits/journalists aren't allowed to say anything negative about clubs, so everybody will just pile on Villa
>>158422607arent they egyption
>>158422607Villa's izzat... RESTORED
>>158422607small club syndrome
>>158422607>Villa confuses itself for a big club
Hey gaffer, got any new tactics for us to win the next game?Tactics, ...no, but let me tell you some Hard Truths instead, because that'll give us the edge
>>158422607>Aston Villa will not allow anyone to stop our ascension in English and European football.Isnt this tacitly admitting he is right?
>>158422869>Hard TruthDid he just tell the team that everything is shit at United?
>After retiring in 1954, Paisley joined the Liverpool back room staff as a self-taught physiotherapist and was said to have the knack of being able to diagnose a player's injury just by looking at them.[33]*looks at player with snapped leg* "yuve snapped yer leg son"
my local and man u play at the same hour
mad how the best squad in the world is sweating on the fitness of Noni Madookie because a 16 year old was red carded while getting battered by Fleetwood Town
the drooling retardsl posters of /epl/ been real quiet ever since this TRUTH NUKE dropped
>>158420266
>Chelsea VS Manchester UnitedThe entertainment will be starting early this weekend. Alonso will be sacked eventually. Carrick on borrowed time. Wilcox, Berrada, Ineos, Glazers all going to come under severe pressure if they get beat. Could go either way, Chelsea are terrible, United are dire. Maybe they'll both try to avoid defeat.
>>158422607Sawiris is Egyptian. Also, I think it's more anger at Carra telling Villa fans to "fuck off".
GIRUGAMESH
>>158422869I'm sure the players will love hearing they're shit from a guy with zero managerial achievements yeah that'll do it
>>158422607I know our laws are fucked but I don't think it's illegal to call a football club small just yet
Now den Rainbow devils, I was the waterboy in Fergies teams being carried by Trooney and Paulina Scholes etc but here's why you should listen to me:
Sadly very few chances Man U might drop in the relegation zone after this weekend because Forest are turds
canuck comedian kinda based yanno
>>158425954
>>158424765time for narrative cucks to apologize to GakGOD
>>158422666>>158425948Wes Edens is a Yank though
got my halloween costume all set
>>158425935L classico?
>>158426809Keeping it simple this year as a ghost
>>158426809I'm going as myself this year. Nothing scares people more these days than a straight white man.
>>158427057Oh I get it, they're saying taking the colour out of Britain would be a bad thing.
Happy halloween, united playing first is the ultimate spook
>>158427057You fuckers didn't tell me this was from 2015
>>158427181What's exactly stopping black people from voting that made him go ahead and do this?
>>158427122you'd have to be straight and white first
>>158427211The answer is always some dumb bitch in the government thought it was a good idea and so millions of pounds were set aside for it, and it happened and was astoundingly embarrassing. This explains most of what happens in the UK.
>>158427212Rich coming from the black degeneracy capital of the world.
>>158427275yeah we worship blacks. the white whores and leftists over there worship them too because of us even though they should worship the browns since that's the biggest minority in the yookay, bitches just love Jamaicans tho anyway, man united winning today :0000
>>158417311>SATURDAYAston Villa 0-1 FulhamBournemouth 2-3 Leeds UnitedBrentford 2-0 Nottingham ForestChelsea 0-1 Manchester UnitedCoventry City 2-1 SunderlandHull City 0-3 Ipswich TownManchester City 4-2 Brighton & Hove AlbionTottenham Hotspur 4-0 Crystal Palace>SUNDAYLiverpool 2-0 Arsenal>MONDAYNewcastle United 2-1 Everton
>Rayan Cherki has made 122 backward passes in the Premier League this season negative football but that's fine because it's City
>>158427438You can't accuse him of all people of negative football, jfc. Criticise him for something else, being slow or lazy.
Why are Arsenal fans like this?
>>158427438who has made more/less?
is it funnier if chelsea lose of if united lose?
>>158427554why do sports fans have the cringest nicknames for players "Big black Gabi XL" btw
>>158427559He's #1 in the league, 2nd is Bruno Fernandes
>>158427438as a number on its own doesnt really mean muchgot to take into account how much possession they have, what percentage of his passes it is, how many minutes hes played
>>158426809going as cundy doing big ange, me
>>158427418>Coventry City 2-1 SunderlandPLEASE GOD
>>158427624both really negative defensive playersfor shame
>>158427728>Cherki>really negative defensive playerSo you're baiting then
>chelsea united teams announced >still no matchthread for fucks sake
>>158427755Should make it yourself mate, would stop you crying like a baby.
>>158427755I'm sure the sperge who makes match threads will be here soon
>>158427769Wonder how /epl/ would cope if the matchthread Anon died
>>158427767>>158427769Its up now calm down you twats
>>158427775You were the one crying m8
>>158427777fuck off
>>158427778Quads don't lie m8, you were having a tantrum for something you could have easily done yourselfDo you need mummy to wipe your arse when you go to the toilet
Hull citeh ipswich. Proper game of football. Bosh
Haven't watched the PL in a few years, is Aston Villa actually suing Carragher for making fun of them
>>158427924Yes, it's already backfiring because now 10x more people have heard them being made fun of and it'll get laughed out of court if it ever makes it
Yoro right back, Maguire with Martinez, Dalot left back. No striker. Carrick has learned nothing. I think he wants the sack. His only hope is Chelsea and Alonso are just as dog shit
>>158427932>laughed out of courtVilla sue the judge for laughing at them
>bruno startswhat a fucking cuck. you're already sacked, try something different
>>158427760>>158427760matchy
>>158428041He would have been better going with a back 3. Think about it. Yoro, Maguire, MartinezDiallo Santos Baleba Tielemens Cunha Fernandes Zirkzee /Mbeumo Now they're just going to be all over the place defensively, and pose no threat in attack
my man united save in the new fm is going well, 7 points after 3 games, i rule the united dressing room with an iron fist and they all toe the line and that reflects in the performances on the pitch
>>158428078>>158428041Wow you 2 should apply to be PL managers sounds like you've got it figured out over the professionals
>>158428112We are clearly better football managers than Carrick. Majority of this squad has played in a back 3 before. Given injuries and poor recruitment, this screams back 3 at the moment. But rather than play to strengths, he plays players out of position, with no striker lmao. You're as retarded as Carrick>>158428108This guy already has 7 points on the board. Give him a whirl over Carrick
chelsea havent scored
boo
>>158428416probably told to say it but some lawyer but still, kwab
>>158427418don't seem to be in chronological order these
>>158428480getting sick of your attitude, buster
I don't understand. The referee was seemingly looking RIGHT at it. The camera was at least. Was the referee just ball watching? It is LITERALLY right in front of his face. How does he not give that instantly? People are saying referees are getting too reliant on VAR but at the same time VAR constantly hand waves shit away because there was no on-field call. It makes no sense to me.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYONE SEEN MANTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONY
Hardeep is not happy
What exactly do they expect Eddie Howe to do differently?
Mantroony giving sloppy toppy to Slovtroony outside Stamford Bridge (only a 7 minute walk from his house)
>>158422652>>158422631
What's Bruno's stats on rat traps evaded
>>158429892cant do one of those celebrations and lose kek
some of you thought chelshit would lose because they don't have João Pedo
>>158429994surely nobody was backing man utd at this stage
>>158429892I forgot to post this webm btw
So if Palace can draw or win against Spurs and either:>Forest wins against Brentford, or>Coventry vs Sunderland is not a drawThen United will be in the relegation zone this evening.
>>158430036triffic
>>158430025whos on the right using this as an excuse to grind on mbuemos bunda
>>158430025KEK
standard day for the homeless at this point
>Jamie Carragher has apologised to Aston Villa, the club's owners and their fans for using "clumsy and wrong" language when linking manager Unai Emery with becoming Manchester United head coach.>On Friday, Villa said they would initiate legal action against the former England defender for what they described as "unacceptable insults".>The club's statement, signed by chairman Nassef Sawiris, referred to comments made by Carragher on the Stick to Football podcast, when he suggested Emery would want to manage a "giant" club. He also told the club's fans to shut up, adding: "Aston Villa will never be Manchester United.">Posting on social media on Saturday, Carragher said his comments were intended to be "tongue in cheek".>"I'd like to apologise to Aston Villa, the owners and their fans," the pundit wrote.>"My language this week was clumsy and wrong. I can assure Villa fans it was tongue in cheek but I can understand it's not come across that way, so apologies."Kek, backpedalling coward
>>158430182S
Just did a Lammens on the Old Trannord
>>158430182press S to spit on his daughter
>>158430182Carragher is paid to come up with opinions, which are like arseholes everyone's got one. Villa embarrassed themselves here.
>>158430209Aston Villa are just a small club in Birmingham.
Another fucking international break in 2 weeks
>>158430182>Villa thinks it's a big clubEmery's inevitable departure will be ugly
>>158430182>>158430209It's embarrassing for all involved.Villa for being thin-skinned and threatening to start frivolous litigation. Carragher for being a limp-wristed gobshite who doesn't stand by his words.
Whitest Mancunian
>>1584302452 more weeks of /Mug/ then.
>>158430258Spot on.
>>158430182Does Villa actually have a case though? Can you really take legal action against insults if they aren't racist or sexist or whatever else -ist?
>>158430315They don't have a case but it can be expensive if somebody takes you to court, and he's probably worried they'd ban him from their ground etc which would affect his job
>>158430343No, but they could have banned him from the stadium and fucked Sky over.
>>158430182dont really blame carragher for not wanting to deal with legal shit if an apology is enough but if scummy MENA clubs are going to make legal threats over punditry and criticism something needs to be done either from the league or the government
>>158430343Fair enough. Was it Neville that got banned from Forest's stadium last season?Also Leeds just scored
>>158430369>Also Leeds just scoredNever mind, it looks like it hits DCL's arm.
>>158430182>Carragher was quoted as saying Emery was "out for blood" and that he should try taking "a good long look in the mirror".I don't see the big deal here
>>158430382this joke will Gabriel IN THE UCL a lot of heads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVczOJlF1OA
UNITED IN RELEGATION ZONE
>>158430453
Tran U 18th
>>158430382I can tell you have no friends in real life
>>158430483nasty projection
i consider myself a friend of the canadianand the iraqi in kuwait
getting my costume ready for the big Halloween parties tonight
amorim + onana or carrick + martinez?
blimey, not looking good for sunderlandgot to be a new manager coming in the international break in a few weeks
>Hull City Association Football Club
>>158430692>AssociationkekPECKED BY THE BIRDS
>>158430654>got to be a new manager coming in the international break in a few weeksWhat French managers are free? Because the ownership model seems to like a certain kind
>>158430761Pierre Sage
>>158430761Alain Perrin
>>158430654They can smack 3 past Brentford midweek but are now complete shit against Coventry?
FAT FRANK IN
>>158430824>They can smack 3 past Brentford midweek but are now complete shit against Coventry?Brentford had two of it's midfielders suspended for that match. Hickey was playing DMF. It was bleak to watch as a fan
FLEETWOOD
>>158430862You mean the same Aaron Hickey who was played at DM against Hull because Keith Andrews is a fucking spastic?
You little bunch of retards don't know anything about football. I called fat frank weeks ago, months ago, when you were piling on him. I told you he had some talent. Not a world beater as a manager, but he's definitely got some talent.
>>158430947The very same, yes.
>>158430999When I saw that last week I was fucking baffled. Just play Damsgaard there.
>BLUNDERLANDHE'S IN YOUR HEADHE'S IN YOUR HEEEEEAAAAAADJIMMYJIMMYJIM-JIM-JIM-JIMMY
>>158431008Dams has a foot injury and been taking injections to play. Least he changed formation today to adapt. But I wish Keith did this midweek.
>>158431024loved him on strictly
>>158430654Just dawned on me that Nigerian names and Japanese names are basically the same, kek.
>why am I still here
>HICKEY ON AS DMFFOR FUCK SAKE KEITH
>BlunderlandBut wa won the finished above tha mags trophy last season marra!
>>158431144>Sunderland fans were more excited about Newcastle fans not being able to sing "Mackem in Milan" than Sunderland actually playing in Milan
now den ladsmanneh getting the relleh
>>158431079Masai Ujiri
Sunderchads, it’s been an honour but I think we’re going down
>Shitty
Bring me more Poop Shartiolel disciples.
birbs
>>158431396>inevitably kills the season at Christmas because ?????????
I’ve seen enough, final league table1.Arsenal2.Brighton 3.City4.Brentford 5.Chelsea6.Liverpool
>>158431430Ole is coming back. The famous Manchester United are storming back into the top 4
man U are a fucking joke kek
>>158431430nah brighton deserve to win for actually entertaining us is an absolutely putrid season
up the fucking chez
>>158431430Man City is getting relegated.
Whisper it but Brighton are in the title race
Man United are getting relliedMichael Carrick is getting sacked
>>158431456>isfuck off yank
>>1584314301. Arsenal2. Brighton3. Liverpool4. Brentford5. Chelsea6. Bournemouth
Hull City match Derby County's 2007/08 points tally of 11Truly, a cause for celebration!
Maresca is speedrunning the Slot tenure but he won't even get the pity title run
>>158431465I was forced to abandon using "are" for football teams because I used to write for a publication that often mentioned company names and "is" was a strict rule in the style guide.
Shitty are so irrelevant they dont get their own /mug/ style thread after a defeat.
>>158431499lol nobody cares you bottleless y*Nkbrained CUNT of a cretin
>>158431503They're so irrelevant that you aren't even posting about them!
My sprus will HEEM Child Porn Eagles
guy whose entire content is posting about city claims they are irrelevant and do not occupy all his thoughts
>>158431545things have been going too well recently for it to continue unfortunately
>>158431537Man City IS getting relegated, sorry kid.
>>158431553is they?
simmer down lads
https://youtu.be/gvUIqYGeiV0?si=h8MA9BDXMvFgr9G5ITS UP
>>158431597Man City is getting relegated, it really doesn't matter what their fans think of their latest fixture.
>>158431503ofc the bulgayrian is an avatarfagging tranny shades of the Transchester 2
answer TRUTHFULLY, how many /sp/ tabs have you got open in this PRECISE moment?
>>158431569Yes The Citizens is getting relegated
not going to correct the iraqis english because hes foreign but the brit poster should know better
>>158431691merciful as ever IBP
>>158431569>>158431687That's a plural.
am finkin we winning dis one den
>>158431691Am grammatically correct since "in this moment" and "at this moment" can be used interchangeably here.
>>158431732you can just ask ai in 2026 instead of being stubbornly wrong
>>158431713We know...
You're all a bunch of speds on sp, don't get your knickers in a twist over grammar
>>158431496>pundits legitimately thought they would be worse than Derby
Why i have a feeling that spurs wont score against ten man
>>158431772Did that and gemini confirmed that am being grammatically correct.
>>158432010Never mind :)))
>>158431921Wasn't that Coventry? Who are now above Manchester United Football Club bte
Tran U always get bailed outabove 3 clubs that were good last season
>>158432122
>>158432578You can't even tell here that the AI is glazing you and your opinion and that it still says both are correct for each given context
>>158432578Don't think this post conveys whatever message you think it is conveying.
>>158432578>the LLM designed to agree with me says I'm right
>>158432993how could i ask more neutrally?
>>158433039you can't ask an agreementbot to be neutralif it argued with people they'd stop using it
confirmed final top four1. Brighton2. Arsenal3. Chelsea4. Tottenham
>>158433186but where is Liverpool who comfortably and comprehensively beat those Brighton, Spuds, Chelshit and soon Arsenal superteams?
>>158433210in the trash looking for food/jobs/tories
>>158432578the troglodytes are not going to like this one>>158432614>>158432985>>158432993you guys didn't like this one
Wolves flop Fabio Silva has just scored a last minute equalizer for Dortmund against Bayern. What's going on over there?
>>158433299t. paedo who went to the far east to flee the police
>spurs are good
>United lost>Spurs wonGood day.
>>158417311i remember /sp/ chimping about the 2016 logo change
>>158433349even scoring puskas tier goals for fun
>>158433356yeah if you care in slightest about spurs which why would you
Liverpool will BATTER Arsenal tomorrow btw. Said Fleetwood would beat them and I was right.
>>158433509AC Milan vs Inter is live on BBC 2.
>spuds next 5 opponents are all shit teamsoh god theyre gonna win 8 in a row arent they
>>158433626why is it on bbc bit weird
>>158432825KEK
>>158433647leeds are alright
>>158433367Is van Hecke their top scorer?
What is the deal with hwhites and missing penalties?
>>158434123excluding cups yeah no one has more than 1 kek
Mad that if Liverpool hadn't absolutely fluked this match then Brighton would be top of the league right now.
might be late with the advice but if you go out trick or treating and say it's for your sick child you can really clean up. Was planning on doing it again this year but sadly I have to show face at a few shindigs
>United 17thKino day for football (/^ω^)/
>>158434265what is santos(17?) doing there exactly
>>158434289Thought he was knee sliding at a wedding
>>158434265>>158434289It's like Fifa when it switches players and you slide tackle with the wrong person.
>>158434289tbf blocking a pass to the right
>>158434354you can actually see the moment maguire is deselected when he shifts to the side
>>158434381Gonna need someone to edit it in. First Maguire then Santos then Martinez.
>>158434265why exactly did you take this from the /mug/ thread but change the "for anon because i am a nice guy who is cute and nice and fun and pretty and handsome"? you stole his mp4 that he worked tirelessly on and you did not even bother to keep his filename. pretty rude desu
>>158434647not him but its just 4chan x renaming posts automatically, really kuwait obvious
>>158435015i know, but you're SUPPOSED to rename it into the original filename so you give the OP his due diligence.
>>158431503What's her JAV name?
>>158434289playing for Manchester United
>>158435134fuck off fag
17 Santos attempting to tackle the man who took his 17 shirt 17 Rogers while United sit at 17 she was only 17 you sick fuck
>>158435405kill yourself and commit suicide.
mad how the Leeds keeper can throw an "on target" Madookie corner kick into his own net and Madookie gets credited with the goal but when the Aston Villa keeper throws an on target corner into his own net they call it an own goal
>>158435491>t. projecting self harming shi'ite (shit)
Pecked status?
>>158434265Good defending from Harry 'should be included in the world cup' Maguire
>>158435619Where was Indonesia in the World Cup
>>158436104Same as Maguire
>>158436236Harry and the Paguires
So we can admit Sir Alex Ferguson is the greatest manager of all time now, right? How he got this team to win 13 league titles is insane.
>>158433618Reeks of 1nil Arsenal
>>158433299Kek
>>158431503Doesn't this mean that Man United is the only relevant team? Arsenal and Liverpool have been battered 3-0 this season and had no /mug/ style thread.
>>158436776As an ABU I'll admit Sir Alex is the GOAT manager. Without him they would've had their last title in the 60s.
>>158436944sure thing mantroony your club is shit
Davinder left and scurried away like the little rat he is
>>158436944ey up davina enjoying your shagging from the rentboys?
/epl/ told me the Bermuda Triangle was washed but I've just seen that they occupy 3 of the top 6 positions in the Premier League
>>158436776>>158436944threw his legacy away for some horse jizz
>>158436944MOGS Klopp that's for sure
The great "Fergie" once won the league with 75 points btw
>>158440309Beat keegan (newcastle legend), wenger (arsenal legend), roy evans (liverpool legend) and brian little (villa legend) to the title.
I have no strong feelings towards Man United. I know I'm supposed to dislike them because of their long period of dominance and I enjoy /mug/s but rewatching the highlights of the game today I feel sad/sympathy for Carrick when the camera pans over to him
>>158436944Why has nobody other manager been as successful as Fergie? Klopp, Arteta, and Guardiola, all spent more.
>>158440603Because the loss today wasn't down to the manager. It was Rogers having a moment of brilliance and then Martinez being a donkey. Giving away a penalty and getting himself sent off.
>>158440674>t was Rogers having a moment of brilliance5 players letting him run straight through them isnt brilliance. I could have done thatUnited should have been 3-4 up by half time and out of sight. Chelsea are shit. United are shit.
>>158440461And got battered in the CL by Monaco or whoever else fancied it. The Premier League in the 90s was a joke. Imagine glorifying a team who failed to win almost half their league games
>>158433349>...against relegation fodder and teams with one less player
>>158440309How many UCLs for Dave's fellow jock cockgobbler?
>>158424015U good bro?
>>158441879>>...against relegation fodder and teams with one less playerMan United couldn't do that though
