Halloween 2K26 cutesie wootsie edition for the seething night guard
>>85862273Nu breadinghamsWomfy thatX
Cor we did it and I have a large penis
Not too shabby. 7 IRL hours, no heat stroke, 20km on foot. Woohoo.
>>85862273Much better. Cheers de laddo.
COMPULSORY HALLOWEEN FUN.ALL /britfeel/ POSTERS MUST PARTICIPATE.
>>85862258fuck your cat in particular x
may try for sleep soonneed to empty my b****ls first though
>>85862311>b****lsBOEWELS
Bad tasting post nasal drip is bad tonight
>>85862338You could be coming down with something. Get plenty of rest and drink lots of water.
>>85862307Lost face attempted edgy save haha. Ugly mong, smell like shit, get no pussy anything I've missed in this description of you?
>>85862329what have i told you about Wordle spoilers
>>85862306>ALL /britfeel/ POSTERS MUST PARTICIPATE.
>>85862343Will do lad. Cheers.
>congratsNARM
>>85862344Hahahahaha your brain has been so destroyed by toxoplasmosis. Your cat will eat your face
>>85862365I've not mentioned cats once, you now have 3 times in a row lol. Have a shower for once in your life.
Emu the bird
You think she's grown out of trick or treating?
>>85862346Unsure. I'll check YAHOO for the answer.
>>85862369I showered 4 hours ago you stinky catmong
|imina|
>>85862412>iminacorrie door
Anyone want a sleepy time (You)?
>>85862412The Cabin Factory and The Exit 8 for me.
>>85862428i'll take one
Sleepytime Bum session
Only the mid lasses talk to me as school, now no one. I rejected them because I expected Stacey to show interest. They never did. Fuck my life.
>>85862436Sleep tight, my online friend. Sweet dreams.
Shit it's 2am
Deleted that post mocking SSM. Shouldn't take the piss out of others. Apologies.
Night guard: sound off.
>Zamnot rite that he got addicted to heroin
Fink i need to lie down and let the foodington digestX
>>85862504Somewhat here. Need to sort out my sleeping pattern, no good going to bed at 4 and waking up at 12 everyday.
blood coming out my rear end, is it?oh well. it's not the 1800s any more. presumably food quality alone has improved so much that my body is ALREADY healing itself
>>85862539get yourself to a doctor lad, they love looking at bloody anuses
Going to the park to feed the ducks tomorrow, they need nourishment for the harsh winter months. Hopefully it will be a nice day.
>>85862504I used to be, but now need to be awake during the days for some appointments.
Right lads I'm going to bed. When I wake up my sandwich still better be here, I hope nobody takes it!
I pour the grand cru
*loud munching noises*
You are taking the wiss
>>85862371Good post lad this is what i come here for
https://youtu.be/OmhHRTMVers
I'm a master of the vagina
Tinnitus coming on strong due to lack of sleep.
6 am i made it
>>85863184I licked one not 30 minutes ago and it was lush
SEASIDEUPDATEhttps://youtu.be/WT-fq9nRrsoSEASIDEUPDATEHe is living life LUSH. He getting that LUSH 120 quid Cerne Abbas haul in if that's alright with you? Sulphites may be for you but they're definitely not for him.
>>85863664I've read this script before somewhere
Groundhog day SSM, everyday the same
>>85863727>ereday the sameIt lush.I wonder if SSM will do anything for Halloween, who am i kidding? he's just going to get pissed and eat a kebab
Saturday Battyday is it not? Garn book myself a bumsesh oh AYE.
>>85863664He living like a king while wagies cry. LUSH
>>85863766>he's just going to get pissed and eat a kebabNothing wrong with that imo
>>85863808sure but it's nothing special for halloween for a youtuber though.
boxroom gf
Wagies having 1/2 day off today. For me it's day off everyday. LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wMYccf7V70There are no jobs.
The Box Room Bum Sessions Volume 9
Gently massaging Chika's sphincter until it's ready for penetration
>>85863856Me? Never had a problem finding a job desu
>>85863856>Increase taxes on hiring>Regulate entire industries into non-competitiveness or outright non-existence>Tax people and compress wages to the point where benefits are literally better than working for many>Import a fucking gazillion immigrants to flood the labour marketOH MY GOD IT'S A FUCKING MYSTERY WHY AREN'T YOUNG PEOPLE WORKING?!???!
brown gf
>>85863880Two reasons: you're not unskilled thicko genetic waste, and you're a real man.The 'there are no jobs' trope is a cope.
bit quiet in here lads. everyone still asleep I suppose. just had me woffee and will go for a run soon myself.
my gf is a Megrelian. like Beria.
glowing greentext tech on /brit/ if you're interested in applying it to your computer for halloween:https://owo.vg/int/thread/225902513/https://owo.vg/int/thread/225902513/
>>85862409>YAHOOMotherfucker
My dream scenario: emptying me wollocks into one of ruth's holes
>>85863896Wait till the wagies realise increasing tax on landlords isn't a good thing like they think, thier rent will just go up LOLTaxing the rich never works.
>>85864189Might stay on /int/, looks better than the usual drivel here.
Breakfast shall be QUANTITY 6 icing topped mince pies on clearance (20% off) from Morrisons
what were YOU doing in September 2013?
>toppedEcho of gimmicks past
Why did he do it lads?https://uk.yahoo.com/news/motorist-dragged-cyclist-under-car-135118389.html
seasideMARK. Has 48 bottles of CERNE ABBAS BREWERY. Fresh bash of beers.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojTka-naXJo
>>85864270your mumanally
>>85864270Your mum, right up her fucking batty, she was loving it, telling me to fucking ream her arsehole, why does she love anal so much?
>>85864289>>85864293as long as you both treated her kindly
>>85864210Lefty economics literally just doesn't work. In fact it's not even a left/right thing ideologically speaking. You can either have an economy that works (free markets), or you can have an economy which is varying levels of dysfunctional (lefty, socialist, managerial, planned etc.).
What's all this about Megan Markle's dad being a nonce?
wanking over chubby slags
>>85864300just cannot have welfare and open borders at the same timeit will never work, you can make one work but not both
>>85864310If you have friends in very high places and someone is bothering you or your family, strings get pulled and suddenly CP gets downloaded onto their computer via various backdoors and 0-days. They get arrested and imprisoned, reputation tarnished, never mentioned again because their public image is ruined forever, any allies they had previously abandon them etc.It's basically the only step below having someone fully strung up, when there is still a pressing need from someone powerful to have this person removed but not killed.
Seeing pollers shilling his shite political opinions again and clicking close tab
Bumsesh booked for 1500. Garn get me arse stuffed in.OH AYE.Chicken and a dicking coming on STRONG.
>>85864270I started university. Not a good time, wish I never went.
It seriously irritates me people acting like haloween is this christmas rivaling holiday suddenly in the past few years.
>>85864285Almost 200 bong on beer. I guess ssm still has inheritance money to spend
>>85864380Nothing but the best for are lad. No sulphates, no hangover.
>>85864379Halloween is yank garbage
morning alljust decided to check the door for post on a whim (not one of those lads that checks every day) and there were some letters, but no parcels ;_;then i thought>hang on, these could be YESTERDAY'S letters, postie could be on rout any minuteand lo and behold guess who arrives MINUTES later!
fucked a halloween baddie last night
>>85864408every year we have posts about the Amazon days and the Steam days. they are literally advertisement brand terms for a shop's sale, but i understand how people mention them because they DO just buy new hoovers/games/whateverby the same token, i'm mentioning Halloween, because it's happening. i'm not even saying you should go to the Official Halloween Store y'all, just that today IS Halloween.also i happen to like horror stuff (and fun). you'll have to come to terms with this.
State of Japanhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/qdgbXKq9BZw
Alrite de lid. It walloween de lid ya garn give me a treat or what de lid?I'm a pumpkin de lid isn't that cute de lid?Ya got any choccy biscuits? Love a choklit hobnob me de lid.
kind of mad that The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air just mentions champagne glasses in the intro song. meaning champagne (alcohol) exists in their world.i know there are episodes like where Carlton gets shot and the one where Will and Uncle Phil get happy endings at a massage parlour, but overall it's a family programme. just normalising alcohol like if it rapped>yo i'ma pick up a dime bag for mah homiez
>>85864460*looks nervously at the only available treats, which are Freddos*u-uhhhh...
we have to realistic lads lollers is most likely an offending paedophile
Me? Love spooky Halloween. Favourite time of year so you can all fuck off
>>85864480i don't have to realistic at all. i very much dislike all that lolicon stuff (i mean you wank off to anime lads you're a gayboy, follow that train of thought through)but Lollers the person seems nice and quite the intelligent fella, he's been candid about his ACTUAL problems, plus he has an adult girlfriend (or did/has).people just love going to this one because it's juicy innuendo, oooOOOooo it COULD be the case! why not 'is a cannibal' or 'steals from work' or 'you just know he's killed someone'?it's internet silliness but this sort of thing is how we end up with the Online Safety Act. actual control violating our civil rights because then someone gets to go>oh so you DON'T want child safety, do you?
>>85864501>but Lollers the person seems nice
Lollers? A real man.
>noooo you can't look at those 1s and 0s in that order! Reddit says it's LE bad
>>85864502hahaha mate that's nowt, and he's paid his debt to society which is what even the angery lads SAY they want.jog on.
Weston Super Mare mate
>>85864512It's seethemong, he tries anything to wind up posters. Obsesses over posters here.
>>85864511What did de lid mean by this
>>85864511like the whole 'illegal primes' thing, do numbers ever just randomly contain mad shit? pi goes on forever, does that mean at some point it has 'U R GAY' in ASCII, or the bitmap encoding of a willy, or something?need to rewatch that Darren Aronofosky film Pi, i think it was about this, but a film called 'Pi' is an absolute bastard to torrent.
Im pooing right now
>>85864512Nice people don't assault other people. Simple as. He's a wrong'un.
>>85864270shagging in a 16 bed berlin hostel dormitory whilst interrailing
>defending a nonce because you have no mates and no life and he's nice to you
Why is the greentext faint on outer r9k
R.I.P. Jam Master Jay
Why are some of you lads so against linking the previous thread? Are you stupid
>>85864556Oh no, whatever will you do without reading 500 posts of the same drivel
>>85864554did he overdose on jam LMAO
>>85864561THE LINE MUST NOT BE BROKEN
Brand is innocent
Lollers is innocent
Ffs still can't work out why he did it lads
>>85864570Not funny lad. Show some respect.
Might have a wank if that's okay with you lads
>>85864596NTA but some people make jokes to try to lighten the mood, can't really do anything because it's like that and that's the way it is, HUH.
bum master gay
>>85864600There's a fine balance between a joke and being distasteful though, its tricky
>>85864614I don't think anons joke was distasteful, just a silly thing.
jam master jay was no patrick stewart
>>85864655To boldly rap where no man has rapped before.
Jam Master Jay had been dead 24 years. The statute of limitations has passed.
Lots of shaved fannies spread wide open for Deano's comically large cock tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HD8VreJY-8Let are lad go
>>85864666>The statute of limitations has passed.That's not your decision to make though, isn't it?
>>85864680Get a hobby you boring cunt.
>>85864622https://youtu.be/l-O5IHVhWj0?si=kxPCszcQaL6dbOcV
Lollers makes rare apperance and the sissy boys lose it
WHERES MY FUCKING SANDWICH
I think it's time to doss on dayz for an hour or so. Off to my mates for a vidya sesh later, corr. Not traditional but love a game of madden now we sort of know what all the things are (only taken years to get it).>>85864694I only know the one song I joked about.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLGWQfK-6DY
>>85864702Would you let Lollers look after your sprog?
Hold the line skelly lad.
>>85864709hi, >>85862649, i would like to draw your attention to >>85864585 (wrt sarnie displacement)
Would you let seethemong look after your sprog?
>>85864710> Not traditional but love a game of madden now we sort of know what all the things are I'm old enough to remember learning American football with Madden on the mega drive. Used to spend ages trying to get the ambulance to come onto the field.
>>85864739no but gun to my head i'd pick him over sean
It would be an honour to have Lollers in my home.
My cat has flattened himself out and crawled under the cuboard again. Oh dear>>85864743
>>85864743So youd pick a nonce over a retard
>>85864379It's more akin to New Years Eve if anything, which is the worst night of the year
>>85864742We played it off and on for decades, knowing sort of what to do, but then about 6 years ago actually got the plays and what to do.I'm after a rugby league game next, we had hours of fun on that. Even more hours spent playing jonah lomu (union)
>>85864743>>85864752Sry lad didn't mean to reply to you
>>85864753huh? which one is the one the who said he watched a video of a child performing oral sex and then joked the child 'probably enjoyed'?
>>85864756Can't fucking stand Rugby Union. Rugby League is at least fun to watch.
>>85864756Golf is always a fun sport video game together too. Basketball and Fifa are a bit shite in my experience. Basically any sport video game where there are "breaks" in the action every so often. Cricket would be good but people get frustrated with how long it takes to switch from batting to fielding (most people just wanna smash the ball)
>>85864769>kids playing tig
>>85864770Doesn't help that the majority of cricket games have been utter balls, same with rugby.
>>85864775That's alright, you're just having some fun with mates, so playing something a bit janky can be a laugh if your group has the right mindset (ie: doesnt have that 1 sperg who takes everything super seriously and competitive)
>>85864775Cricket games are solid imo, big ant are okay. it's just the same every game.
Simply pointing out out that Lollers is a paedophile and a criminal (he admitted both things) seems to ruffle some feathers here.
Firing up stick cricket again
>>85864799We boomer hours today, corr
>>85864800it lush and ICT class pilled
>>85864760That was edgy banter. Lollers openly admits he is attracted to kids.
blood pressure unusally high today, feel like my heart is about to explode
>>85864825you do realise that talking about lollers makes it more likely that he will continue to post here, don't you?
>>85864842Yeah you're right. Let's never mention him again.
How can we get HHL to post here again?
>>85864868bullying him off brit is what usually does
I'd rather play the baseball game than the cricket game.
Those browser games were peak gaming
>>85864868why lad? You see one shandy bass melty you've seen them all
How does a woman's throat feel compared to the pussy?
>>85864882britfeel needs a good lolcow, rn we only have ketmong and ruthmong left. both are boring and grim
>>85864887tbqh its worse but its the power trip of hearing her gluck and choke and bit
>>85864894hhl isn't a good lolcow because he doesnt really take bait he just drivel spams shite
>>85864894you are our new lolcow
>>85864887nothing is better than pussy, not mouth arse or feet.the only thing that comes close is a thighjob in nylons, but you've got to be into it.
My favourite poster is high effort anon
>>85864901you can rile him up easily if you know how
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7D2Hswtf9EI
just went to town on this phwoar
just went for a poo
>>85865019bristol chart status?
might watch the sunderland game with sean later
the chicken is in the air fryer, oh yes
ahhhhhh there are spookie skelingtons on my screen ahhhhhh
>>85864970Corrrrrr, was it tight? Did your cock swell to five times its regular size?
>>85862273Im not allowed to go outside today because Im a criminal
Does black pussy feel different than white pussy? Furthermore, do different women have different feeling pussy?
Oh yeah, found 2 vehicles in this sesh. >>85864770We ply PGA a fair bit as well. Worms was always a good one as well.
>>85865073>Does black pussy feel different than white pussy?No.>Furthermore, do different women have different feeling pussy?Yes.
>>85865085Only keeping the car, the bike is lethal, I had to dump it after a crash, kek.
An average middle class Englishman in 1900-1940 could quite happily live his life literally never interacting with the government except at the post office.
Just got up with my large penis
>>85865089Yeah except when they get drafted into the most horrific war the continent had ever seen
>>85865106the 30 years war?
the police are all motherfuckers, SCEA (the man, the myth, the legend) was right about them the LICE are vermin
had 4 pints yesterday, feel pure death today desu senpai absolutely knackered me, sucks being old
>>85865117believe they called it the great war, but I wasn't there so cannot be certain
>>85865124ah gotcha, nah 30 years war was worse
>>85865130did you mean 1600-1640 then
starting to get cold out
>>85865132yes i believe that was roughly when it was fought
How old were you when you realised the Jedis were the bad guys and Anakin was right
>>85865121stop filming women and get a job, pal
>>85865145he'd have to start first
>>85865142Hmm well he turned dark to save the wife, then got told it couldn't be done.I never understood why he wouldn't attack Palpatine immediately after being told that desu.
>>85865153because lucas is kind of a hack tbqh
>>85865026Cribbs Causeway/10
>>85865139it LUSH here currently
Anyone's daughter out at a party tonight about 16 wearing a blue corset and white sandals ?? I've just found her lied in road asleep outside my house. Gone over to see if she was ok and she got up she was very drunk.. I asked where she lived and if she wanted me to walk her home and she said I'm fine I only live down there and staggered off down alley at side of marsh green primary school towards field.. I went in house put dog on lead and went the same route she did but no sign of her. Wouldn't forgive myself if anything happens to her. Very vulnerable teenage girl on her own. Hope she's got home ok
https://youtu.be/8n5FLWAjcSQ
>>85865190Cor was she a looker
>>85865190what drivel noncesense is this
>driving instructors using supermarket car parks for lessons and not payingRude and NARM.
might get some CHINESE in me desu, starving atm
>>85865088It's proper lethal I tell ya.
The YouTube video is out tonight of the hotel exploding. Viewer discression is advised. The hotel literally explodes due to the gas canisters. Me and some ozzy fella run in and start throwing them all out. People throwing all types of furniture out of the windows. Truly one of the craziest pieces I have ever filmed. My heart goes out to everyone who has been affected
>>85865202simply not a problem is it, they have to learn to bay park somewhere
>>85865206Corrr fancy some Lucky Boat noodles meself aktuarly. Good shout and bless up.
>>85865209New me, but got back to my loot, and just sticking to carmode.
Finally got off phone with mumberg.Told her i needed a pee>Oh you're having a cup of tea>Y.yyyes got to go now>ohh okDeaf old bat.
Din-din o'clockingham Is it notX
>>85865234have to make some excuse otherwise the calls would last 2 hours
remember that parkour craze
>>85865254Women do like to be longwinded about things and rarely ask if your existential crisises have progressed to the planning stage of suicide yet?
>mum wants to spend time with her son>this baffles incels
my willy is smelly
>>85865142i cannot simply state a digit because the r9k algorithm says that's 'too low in content'but i was a teenager going to see this film, how it all wraps up, so maybe 13, because that's when it happened.as an adult i appreciate the politics a lot more and it's why everyone loved Game of Thrones (some irony there)Anakin was kind of shoe-horned into his situation, the setting establishes that there is a 'Dark Side' of the Force, and George Lucas has rightly said that nobody who is evil THINKS they're evil, they believe they're doing good.so as a third-party observer he was doing evil (objectively), and he was also right (as in correct) but it was because of circumstance. there is no 'Light Side' of the Force, them Disney lads totally bungled it up.so, to answer your question, 13.
>>85865279My willy area (and rest of the body) is smelly.
>>85865279Remember to wash your penis son
>>85865284if you're by yourself it doesn't really matter>>85865288i did but it's still smelly. i probably didn't do a proper job
I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free,I don't drink, I don't cuss.I wanna ride at the front of the bus.I wanna eat where the white folks eat, because I'm white at the bottoms of my feet.
I wish we built more basements in the UK. I want to live in a cosy underground home
>>85865297>i did but it's still smelly. i probably didn't do a proper jobDon't wash your penis too often and don't use soap. Only water.
>>85865297I'm going out to play vidya. Just got the heating on now warming the boxbathroom.
>>85865304my cousin in yorkshire has two and I'm jelly
Fine I'll do the dishes fml
Gonna order a Dominos Pizza and watch Halloween (1978) aren't I x
>>85865304Why don't we have more basements in the UK? I don't know of any that has them except national trust homes and some streets in London. Basements make sense for efficient use of space as well as an air raid shelter for the apparent upcoming war with Russia the government seems so keen on.
Spoopiest time of the yearInnitX
>>85865309womfort>>85865308but soap would make it cleaner wouldn't it
>>85865325im going to watch nightmare before christmas to celebrate the day
>>85865320I'm putting that off, but going to open the front room and kitchen windows while having a shower and air out the downstairs for 20 min.Picrel.>>85865328Yep, and avoid the trick or treaters. Picrel.
>>85865328No, you're washing out the bacteria.
>>85865323I think at least part of it is the ground isn't suitable, and it rains too much. I do know that some people that have basements find they flood.The ground in the South East is chalk, and not really very good for basements. The ground in the north of England, Wales and Scotland is mostly solid rock, with heavy clay on top that has heave risk. And the bedrock is difficult to blast away.There are only a few places with suitable ground that's easy to dig in and won't flood.
uhh guys, has anyone seen 9?
>>85865328If you have a foreskin, the bell end has a natural microbiome, a bit like a woman's fanny. Using soap upsets it, as well as destroying the natural skin barrier so allows it to become irritated.
>>85865336>Not wanting a free swimming poolPeople are weird.
>>858653231. A Shallow Frost LineIn colder climates (like the American Midwest or Canada), builders must dig foundations below the "frost line" to prevent freezing groundwater from shifting the house. Because the UK has a relatively mild and damp climate, the ground rarely freezes solid at a deep level. As a result, the UK has a very shallow frost line, meaning houses can be built safely on shallow, cost-effective concrete trench foundations without the need to dig deep into the earth.2. High Water Tables and Flood RisksMuch of the UK has a naturally high water table, meaning you hit groundwater very quickly when digging down. Building a basement in these conditions creates an ongoing battle against water pressure. Without incredibly expensive, highly specialized waterproofing systems (known as tanking) and constant mechanical pumping, below-ground rooms are highly prone to chronic dampness, leaks, and mould.3. Challenging Clay SoilLarge swathes of England-particularly London and the Midlands-sit on thick layers of "shrink-swell" clay. Clay soil expands aggressively when wet and contracts heavily when dry, causing continuous movement in the ground. Designing a subterranean structure capable of withstanding these shifting pressures requires heavy structural engineering, extensive reinforced concrete, and complex rebar networks, driving up the baseline cost of construction dramatically.4. Direct Financial MathFor the average developer or homebuyer, the math simply does not add up. Digging downward requires massive excavation equipment, soil removal fees, structural retaining walls, waterproofing, and mechanical ventilation systems. It is significantly cheaper and faster to gain the exact same amount of square footage by building upwards (adding another storey or doing a loft conversion) or extending outward into a garden
My bumhole hurts
Just had a right sesh on the ol rubber fanny, oh aye x
>>85865322wahey watching it now, Jamie curtis is uglypretty (confused boner)
so how old is chika? was this ever revealed?
Is there a way i could hook up britfeel to a text to speech so i could listen to this absolute drivel in the gym?
>>85865387You could probably vibecode it in a night, be that guy x
>>85865361Thanks Grok. So it all comes down to money, shame really.
>>85865387vibecode whisper and rss or something
>>85865387i sometimes use the speech to text function to post here
>>85865371>>85865376Hmmmmm sus
sean is sexiest mackem alive
>>85865404thats like saying 'you're the sexiest man on the burns ward'
I bet Sean has a nice looking penis that doesn't smell
>>85865410anyone who's seen THAT video could confirm or deny...
lollin @ revisionists claiming Halloween is yank muck as if we didn't have it as kids.you'd better watch yourselves, or i'll bust out the 'British computer games vs. Nintendo' statistics.
>>85865387>On Saturday the thirty-first of October 2026 at 15:41 pm, commenter Anonymous wrote post number 85,865,387 stating "Is there a way i could hook up britfeel to a text to speech so i could listen to this absolute drivel in the gym?"
>>85865416Errr... why? He's not in THAT video
do you think if you shagged sally from nightmare before Christmas you'd get carpet burn from her fabric doll pussy ?
>>85865410I reckon it's aesthetically pleasing but comically small and thin like a party sausage and his testicles are the size of two small grapes
remember when some mentalist actually posted THAT video here and tried to claim it didn't even show CSAM a couple of months ago, he got banned swiftly of course
>>85864585Been out to the park today, sorry for the late response. A mischievous little forest imp with his two fairy friends played a trick on the happy mask sales man and stole the majoras mask. A wicked, evil powerful mask that has the power to bend reality and distort the world around others, thats the reason why it was sealed away for many many years. The skull kid placed the mask on his head and the evil magic started to work. After the events of the Ocarina of time link placed back in his child body with all the knowledge he retained from being an adult to return to his timeline he set out to find navi his long lost friend in the outskirts of the Deku forest he was ambushed by the skull kid. The very same skull kid who link taught Saria's song and gave him the skull mask, he robbed him and tried to steal his horse (epona) and used to mask to make an alternate reality known as termina where link had to destroy the mask, seal up the evil inside to return back to the real world. None of the events in Majoras mask was real it was all invented by the power of the majoras mask.
>>85865420It was nowhere near as commercialised as it is now lad. In fact I remember the head from a turnip not a pumpkin!
>>85865440Tell us more, Anon. Did he post Tara? She was posted a lot on 4chan back in the day. She has to be at least 28 now.
>>85865454*carving the head
Went to the park today to feed the ducks and the squirrels. Hopefully the peanuts and mealworms will sustain them over the winter.
>>85865440HHLDF are insane
>>85865322male/female/other/etc?
>>85865481As you can see, she has two vibrators in her holes.Men don't tend to have two holes.
>>85865440>>85865460https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84617407/#84617646
>She's in the classroom taking notes on just how deep is her throat>Mother Mary don't you know? She has eyes like Marilyin Monroe>Catholic Schoolgirls rule!WTF was The Red Hot Chilli Peppers problem, lads?
>>85865467good stuff duck friend
>>85865492he wrote about that in his autobiography. he knew she was 14 he did it anyway
Ok I'm all set to venture out for a fun night of vidya. Woohoo.
>>85865454tru dat lad who i suspect is Bladbut all in all, it's good funit is our duty as olds to scare the yoof.proper love Halloween, lads.
Might play resident evil 2 tonight, get in the Halloween spirit. Leon A of course don't like that Mr X fella following me around.
>>85865538>He doesn't play the remakeWhat are you doing
>>85865520mad how the iron heart protectorate hunting group haven't stung him
A women just won the darts, wtf.
>>85865487Not clicking that. I assume you are linking to CSAM which is against the rules.
>>85865563It's GTA 6 gameplay you retard.
>>85865563Perhaps you should inform the janman if you believe that
>>85865568>GTA 6 gameplay>A thread from 2018Yeah, he's the retard, suuuuure.
https://youtu.be/IjOrp76CbIs?is=UoAPvVR7b3mMyu0I
>>85865548I'm an old soul. Much prefer the original thanks x
>>85865533Not me my friend. Never been big on Halloween myself.
>>85865486>two vibrators in her holestwo vibrators in her folds*
>>85865548>>85865597I love both, but the original is still best
Lads i might get a bath if that's okay
>>85865614>He doesn't realise how awesome it is to fuck a fat bitch.ts been ten years and the couple of times she let me fuck her was pretty awesome. Even her humping my leg like a dog which was what she did more than anything was pretty hot.
>>85865640lucky you for having a tun us poors have to make due with a shower
>>85865663>ten years and the couple of times she let me fuck herJesus fucking wept, lad.
>>85865670She'd give me blowjobs and trib my leg, but she literally hated sex.
>>85865670>ten years and the couple of times she let me fuck herthat deserved a NARM in all honesty
>>85865666>tuntub*
>>85865675What was I supposed to do? Rape her?
>>85865674>past tenseWell at least you've seen sense and moved on.
>>85865449Damn i never knew all that. Could never figure out what to go in MM as a kid
>>85865678>What was I supposed to do?Move. The fuck. On.
>>85865674>she literally hated sexonly with (you)NARM
>>85865710Not a real mong
well THAT sent them into a tizzy
>>85865710She hated sex with men, I think.She said nobody could make her cum like a woman.
Out of dry food. The cats will NOT be happy
>>85865740I've got some spare if you need some lad
>>85865755Send it over lad. Trafalgar square 7pm?
Might watch Jurassic Park. That counts as a Halloween movie right?
Just learned that Patrick Stewart was a crap father who didn't give a fuck about his kids because he was too busy advancing his career and counting his money and a serial adulterer
>>85865677yes, typo sorry
Alone again, naturally
Need to take out the batteries for my door bell, we have a plug in one downstairs and a wireless one upstairs. Don't want to ringing all night sorry.
>>85865761If you're in London, just go out? Its Saturday. Shops will be open.>>85865771What do we reckon Varely's getting up to for Halloween in Prison?
Why are you freaks so obsessed with literal nonces?
welper throwing his head back and screaming out "OOOOOOOCHHH AYYEEEE" as his gaping batty gets filled to the brim with bantu jizz
>>85865796cuz we're so le epin and edgy humourz!
>>85865796We just want to know why he did it, Lad. SImmer down.
Get your last wanks in before NNN x
>>85865772>crap fatherThat was a given when he started hanging out with homosexuals.
>>85865797we why he speak in a scottish accent
>>85865781Nah im in the north lad that's why im so fucking CONFUSED
Had a friend just like this growing up. Constantly lying all the time about everything. His father had a really good job during the tech boom of the late 90s early 2000s but instead of providing for his family he was a raving alcoholic and pissed it all away on red wine and weed. One day his father decided to buy a Mercedes while his kids had holes in their shoes and ripped clothes. Really sad, even as a young child I knew it was wrong. https://youtu.be/2cUoaNvB970?is=ewD3IBVSNgEId0pP
>>85865601you and he are of similar character.but come on ladsHalloween!are we so despondent we can't have a fun, spooky evening? ;_;
I, DVDlad, am drinking some Vocation Life & Death. Proper beer for some proper cunts.
>>85865827spook-me-not
>>85865827Because unlike you we didn't go through life having fun Halloween parties and lots of anal sex. Halloween is a nothing event if you're not a normie.
I, DVDlad, am Indian.
>>85865849Good evening saar x
>>85865849I'll knock you out, lad. Say that to my face and I'll have your face crushed with the force of a thousand spark frogs.
Halloween party wasn't great. Not many people came, vibes were off. Guess it was my fault
having a big ol' spooky wank tonight
little lad running around pulling down halloween decs in his town screaming 'its yankwank!'
I'll tell you what's spooky.Living in a country where the government wants me dead for being a white man living in my own country.Living in a country where hordes of subhumans that the government imported want me dead for being a white man in my own country.Living in a country where white women want me dead for being a white man in my own country.Fuck Halloween, fuck the UK and most importantly FUCK YOU.
>>85865881Yes lads, whites are the REAL oppressed.
>>85865825that video led me to further videos that seem to be popular, like bairns are just watching these Dragonball Z shitpost videos?PLEASE someone point me towards something cool that zoomers have made. (well aware i'm posting on 4chan.org)(also sorry about your friend)
Re-releasing some Studio Ghibli's on the UK on Blu-ray. Might grab Porco Rosso. I've seen the majority of them but only own a couple on DVD. I like The Cat's Return.
Wish I could afford to let me and my Apu eat at the Beige Bistro but it's almost six quid for a single pommes de terre rissole and four quid for a goujon de poulet. He's always wanted to go but a trip there will cost me hundreds of quid. Sick of the richfrogs laughing at me and my lid.
Grave of the Fireflies is my favourite x
>>85865909yiff off furrfag
>>85865913That's one of the ones I actually own. Depressing but good.
Feel a bit tight, I live on an estate with loads of families and kids but I haven't bought any sweets for the trick or treaters. I thought a single bloke handing out sweets to kids looks a bit noncey. This was the correct decision right lads?
>>85865911if you're gonna spam these could you at least make the frogs cute, hyperealism is ugly
>>85865927I'll knot your arse if you're not careful, little lad. I'm NOT a furry, but you're pushing me to go bananas here.
>>85865881*Poos on your head":DOh stinky
happy halloween my fellow whites x
>>85865911heh, i actually cackled.sod the haters, you're on fire lately.
>>85865952milo yiannopoulos looking ROUGH
>>85865933Got a tub full of swizzles myself. I used to put all the lights off and pretend i wasn't in but thought I'd give a bit back this year
>>85865933Haven't had a knock on the door in years tbqh
As for me? It's a Stinger bar.
>>85865964too many nonces these days
>>85865933judgement aside, what is it you WANT tonight fren?you are allowed to have fun.
Giving the kiddies THC gummies this year x
>>85865772He's an actor lad, by their very nature none of them would be good role models. That's why I mourn the loss of Captain Picard rather than the loss of Steward.
imagine spunking on the treats beforehand
Kids are being loud as fuck. Thank the Lord for noise-cancelling headphones.
Welper knocking on your door asking for sweets
>>85865965More of an apple refresher man myself
Wham bar supremacy
>>85865985used to get this back in the day, blokes doing this and you'd get council kids running around in bin bags ages before halloween itselfglad trick or treating is basically dead here
>>85865975cor, how modern.i have razorblades, i have apples. but i live in a commie block so no high jinks from me u_u
Can't beat a Dan bar or an Irn Bru bar.
>>85865998>council kids running around in bin bagsHAHA they did that in my ends too, just their head poking out a bin bag
>>85866004True words. Irn bru bar is top tier
Thinking about nonces this Halloween.Nonce hunters are fucking idiots.
Need to go shop for beers but can hear children making noise outside
I quite liked Highland toffee myself.
>>85866017Spark those little cunts out and steal their sweets.
>>85865998>you'd get council kids running around in bin bags ages before halloween itselfhahaha that was me. 'penny for Halloween!' you'd better believe i was making bank on 30 October, 1999.
>>85865961As a single bloke? Nice of you regardless>>85865964You live rural?>>85865973I would have liked to give sweets out if I got a knock. I used to love trick or treating as a kid and thought adults that didn't participate were grumpy. Still though, I look like a typical loner weirdo so it's logically the right call to turn my lights off. What are your plans tonight anon?
Back from York and it's CRAWLING with teenage clunge in slutty outfits. Love Halloween slags me. Corrr and indeed phwoar.
>>85865933Yes, its Noncey. Halloween in general is noncey. Stop doing it. Kids don't deserve sweets just because the day is October 31st. >>85866026Adults didn't do it because its Yank bullshit. Just turn your lights off, order a takeaway and call the little cunts begging for sweets cunts, or throw acid at them.
>>85866026No I'm council estate scum but they always skip my street these days for whatever reason (it's kinda hidden) and doesn't seem like many kids do the trick or treating anymore anyway, maybe 2020 killed it off
the terror of blue lights outside your house but its JUST a fire engine lush
You people are too self-conscious. Nobody thinks you're creepy.
>>85866041See? This is why Halloween is noncey. You have pedos like this guy, lusting after children in costumes. Its not right. Needs banning.
>>85866017Oi clean shirt how do you get that shirt so clean?
>>85866026>I look like a typical loner weirdo so it's logically the right call to turn my lights off. it's just my opinion, but i reckon the CORRECT decision would have been to buy in some sweets and dish them out. you don't have to put on a massive show, just go>aah! you frightened me!and give the bairns a Swizzel. sounds like you're into it, and you've missed out.>What are your plans tonight anon?MURDER.(nah, just watching horror films.)
>>85866046Stop looking at pictures of naked ladies lad.
AND SHE'S ELEVEN YOU NONCE!
Party next door, every cunt is trying to bluetooth into my tv, spastics.
>>85866048I was once called a creepy freak right to my face.
>>85866082Well yes, finding an eleven year old attractive makes you a nonce. >>85866086Play some Johnny Rebel music, "If I could be a nigger for a day" "Alabama Nigger"
>>85866026 >As a single bloke?Aye im in the living room anyway with the tv on so they'd know i was just ignoring the door, less akward to pass a tub of sweets out a few times
>>85866086Kek rename your tv something funny
>>85866048this is the sanest post ITT.i am now legitimately worried for you guys. give kids sweets when they knock. actually do that transaction. no funny business has occurred, and you may even experience joy.
>>85866099But when I show them my cock, I'm a pervert?? Jesus Wept.
>Your driver will be with you in three minutes>Its been almost ten.>On the dominos tracker, he's just sitting in his car around the corner from my flatWtf.
>>85863664I like how he thinks spending 100 quid on beer is somehow more savvy than on scratchies
>>85866086>every cunt is trying to bluetooth into my tveven if you're a miserable shut-in, i think you should let them. just see what daft shite they beam to your telly, share it with us.
>>85866107You are going to receive a few fewer nuggets lad.>>85866110Well, you actually get something out of 100 quid of beer.
>>85866097I've changed it to "Not this one, the other one you pack of spastics"
>>85866107Abdul probably stopped for a shite
I want a pet cat! Give me a cat! Should I just take in a stray?
>>85866107but then WHO WAS PHONE?
>>85866107Still there. Still isn't moving. >>85866122If it wasn't bouncing down, i'd have gone out to get it from Apu. Wankers.>>85866127Kek
Ordered a 24 pack of diet coke off Amazon for 8 quid. Corr that's 30.33 a can
>>85866134Evrilad won't be happy about this.
>>85866107He's having a spliff or is worried someone is waiting in the shadows for him or he's eating you pizza.
UPDATE: I have my food. He couldn't find my flat.What a retard.
>>85866134i hope you were a thrifty consumer who used their 'subscribe and save' option for the 5-10% discount, then immediately cancelled it.
>>85866122>Well, you actually get something out of 100 quid of beer.Yea, and none of it good
>>85866134That's actually cheaper than Tesco, I'm surprised by that, normally Amazon is more expensive.>>85866145Is your pizza missing a slice?
>>85866134not coke zero? If it was upto me, I'd drink a litre of the full sugar coke a day, but can't be doing that anymore can I. Sucks
>>85866158Still better than the nothing you get from scratch cards.
quite invested in this lad's takeaway story.can we get a photo OF the pizza, >>85866145?
>>85866168not though is it. At least the scratchies wont fuck up his organs and brain. He was better off when he was spunking it away on overpriced meat from B Curtis (and then airfrying the flavor out of it all)
>>85866050NTA but it's telling you assume he means under 18s. Last I checked 'teenager' encompasses 18 and 19 years old.But you get on your high horse, crack on.Me? When I'm done with work it'll be nearly midnight but the mums in the shop tonight are looking well fit.
>>85866162Nah for some reason i prefer diet
>>85866180>At least the scratchies wont fuck up his organs and brainYeah, because he was the pinnacle of health before the beer...
smokey lentil stew for dins, hopefully soften my poos up, been pooping small bricks all week, 4 times a day
>>85866210no one is even implying he was
Your looksmatch being spunked into by an 8ft Deano dressed as Voldemort in the bathroom at Jacob's Halloween party
Dressing as DVDlad but it's not the same as bumming him.
TMAU is no joke
I'm stuck on the benefit system no fault of me own
No knocks yet, might have to eat the swizzles myself
>>85866269Neck them all oooo lovely
>>85866223>Made my lasagna and chips>Got my mug of hot chocolate>Tub of Lidl gummy spiders for dessert>Brendan Fraser's 1999 masterpiece The Mummy is in the BD playerIt's going to be a good night lads.
Another month wasted was it lads?
>>85866283>Another month wasted was it lads?Correct
Chatgpt just referred to me as girl
>>85866266Of course it's your fault. Tell the class WHY it's not your fault. Bet it's your fault.
>fireworks on halloweenwhat are people playing at
>>85866280Why the fuck did that link appear there, I'm sure that was not there when posted. I do not even care about random deano at some party.
>>85866280Not gonna lie. Would rather do all this with a mate than "party"
>>85866280This is well kino. Love a lasagna. Lovely stuffs.
Bitch lasagna x
>>85866298no man is an island. We are all a product of external forces. Personal responsibility is boomer mysticism which is also ironic because that group had more help than anyone else in human history
Chat i'm cooked
>>85866305bet you would, battyman
There's no chemicals it natural ingredients, no sulfates and shit
What's the scariest horror film?
>>85866329they're all about as equally unscary
>>85866329Scary movie
Scary lol yous a grown geeza
Think I might lose my job over punching fuck out the nonce. Owner of the company knows what he is and doesnt seem to give a shit even when he tries to ask out her teenage niece.It was worth it. Best ive felt in years
Might watch scooby doo desu lads, tis the season
>>85866341Well done, you've made sure he won't go to prison for his crimes because you wanted to be a big man and punch him. Good job
>nonces are LE BAD
I will pour the pepsi when it din time
>>85866213Got a recipe? I have an abundance of lentils to use up and I dont fancy soup
One of my dogs in unaffected by fireworks yet the other literally jumps into my arms Scooby-Doo style.
>>85866353You cant go to prison for asking out teenage girls as creepy as it is. Or comments you hear him make at work about young pussy. He tried to finger my dog in front of me but I cant even begin to imagine how that will go down with a police report. Reckon it would be a waste of time Yeah I maintain it was fucking worth it
>>85866318>task swervedThought so. Your fault. As you were.
>>85866359I think anyone who tries to sexually assault your pet in front of you deserves it
i will now take 1 mg of alprazolam, watch some youtube videos and then go to bed and proceed to sleep for 10+ hours, oh it so lush x
Someone in the world right now is likely being nonced up. Ever think about that?
Paedofinder General in tonight?
Your looksmatch with her thong around her ankles bent over the bed in the spare bedroom being plapped by a 7ft Deano dressed as Buzz Lightyear at Charlotte's annual fancy dress Halloween party
>>85866405Never. Nothing I can do about it. So why bother?
>>85866413Shaved snatch or no?
Rattled noncenest in tonight?
>>85866391You can't go to bed before midnight on Halloween, not right
DVDlad is a nonce.
>>85866430Sure feels like it. Grim.
Half a tub of cookie dough and two films by Francois Truffaut x
>>85866413my looksmatch would never wear a thong. Cotton plain knickers probably
>>85866429Neatly trimmed
How do people enjoy music lads. It is just fucking sound. How do people enjoy sound?
Rolf Harris was stitched up
>>85866391I'm about ready for bed too. not even 7pm state of me.
>>85866453Have you ever been tested for autism, lad?
>>85866458No. Plenty of autists like music and are good at it. Autistic classical music geniuses and that. Obsessive interests and not reading social cues has fuck all to do with not liking music.
>>85866413>LooksmatchProper mong terminology here
>>85866446Does he wear fitted cotton y-fronts?
>>85866453musical anhedonia mate. More common than you think>>85866458this is a weird reply because autistic people are renowned for listening to the same songs on repeat thousands of times
A lot of people pretend to like music tbqh. I also do not get music or understand why people like it, but I pretend to fit in. Reckon a lot of people are like this.
>>85866463You're not normal lad. You must have some sort of mental illness x
>>85866453Mongiest post I've ever seen desu
>>85866471men are absolutely disgusting and it's baffling that being queer is a real thing
>>85866446She wears one for Deano, lad
dunno HOW to get a haircut now. there used to be a good place in town where they psychically understood that i'm an oddball. shut down after 100 years because of rising rents.hikikomori bros, what do you do with hair?
>>85866453Big yikes. I'm off.
>>85866478If it is so mongy you should be able to give it a simple answer then. How the fuck do you enjoy sounds?
Can't think of anything sadder than calling yourself a hikikomori. You're a NEET mate, don't glamorise it
>>85866488neetneet, japan
>>85866488they're not the same thingshut-in is clearly a better term though because japanese is a shit language that shouldnt be encouraged
>>85866483shave it every few weeks.
>>85866487Why do you enjoy food? It's just taste.Why do you enjoy films or TV? It's just vision.Why do you enjoy pleasant smells? It's just a sense.Get what I mean?
>>85866488I go outside to walk my dog and buy pringles, so I cannot be a hikikomori.
>>85866390Nah I will give you that. Thats pretty vile
>>85866517No like with tv you see images and sounds that have a narrative. With music it is just a series of sounds. Like watching random images and colours for no reason. Feel the same way about music as modern art. Just a bunch of shapes and colours. Just a bunch of sounds
>>85866329Enter The Void.
>>85866525id be a shut in if I could, but then my legs and back will get fucked up so daily incelwalks have gotta be done. Getting old is shite, just wish I'd have a random heart attack or something
Still can't figure out why they did it lads, its just sound
>>85866543>Getting old is shite, just wish I'd have a random heart attack or somethingSame, lad, same. But not before I delete my browser history.
Nah, you're obviously the weird one for liking music. Everyone is just pretending, of course!
>>85866565Unironically I think a lot of supposed musical enjoyment is just placebo effect. People are told they should enjoy music and so they convince themselves they do.
Look, he's a bit silly for saying that about music, but some of you are getting proper weirdly defensive about it
>>85866573They all secretly dont get music either but they desperately pretend there is something more to it. Same with sex I think.
They're doing share bags of McCoys now. Corrr x
post your favourite tunes xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQNPlCcsop8
HERE COMES MY BUMDODODODOHERE COMES MY BUM
normie music twats on suicide watch. fuck off to reddit lads
Good game this was tbqh. Actually made me into a Beatles fan.
Is this what music sounds like to that lad?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaYyMaQnqzA
>>85866615>this game came out 17 years agodon't like that
>>85866615Never got into their music desu. I mean, I can understand why they are important in terms of musical history, but their music is meh. The two band leaders being unlikeable cunts doesn't help either.
Favourite Beatles tune? Got to be Blue Jay Way x
>>85866631Maxwell's Silver Hammer
>>85866635Granny tune that
>i like music, movies, video games
>>85866639Why's that? I also like When I'm 64.
The laddingtons do require a nu breadingham swiftlyMefinksX
>>85866640Don't forget hiking and reading.
The lying wretched demon has stolen my child. She will lie about me, despite my loyalty to her. She will divorce rape me too. I hate it.
Genuinely baffled
the beatles are rubbish listen to some proper music insteadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jr4fgh7vvc
For me? It's Abominable Putridity.
>>85866537what makes you think sound doesn't have a narrative
HAAAAAAAAAAAUGHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5cS0Y6OYvg
>>85866663How could it? I do not understand when people say they think a song sounds sad.
SWOLLEN WITH LIQUIDREADY TO STARBURST
song is so uplifting xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E58qLXBfLrs
Baffuinely gennelled
When I hear a happy song played in a major key I know it is major (happy) but I do not feel happy because of it. It is just like reading the word happy repeatedly. Just information.
>>85866668https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRxofEmo3HAtell me with a street face this doesn't have a narrative
>>85866651My sympathy lad, it's not right. It's hard trying to do the right thing in this cruel world.
There's music for everyone out there. You just haven't heard the right song lad x
THEY THINK THEY KNOW WHO I AMALL I KNOW IS I LOVE TO KILLFACE DOWN DEAD ON THE GROUNDFIND ME BEFORE ANOTHER IS FOUND
music is my life. you can't tell me i'm just pretending. honestly a little insulting
>>85866692New thread time methinks oh aye
>>85866174I was busy eating it.No pieces missing. Just a cheese pizza from Dominos, it was lush x>>85866198If it was anywhere else, I'd think wholesome, but its this board. Full of nonces.
