Spooky Halloween edition.Previously:>>85854423
>>85859499A new one already whoopee
corrr look at those classic 8-year-old in-jokescomfy2damax x
Thanks OP. That must be ancient though with Theresa May. Needs evil Burnham adding
Where did the other thread go
>>85859514Needs andy and keir asking for ID before you wank
Ain't seen Sophielad in a long time, have I?
cease and desist from d attenborough esq
Went to the dentist today. Riveting, I know. No new decay but the cute dentist recommended I floss. Won't be doing that x
Enjoy your company mandated 2 days off wagies. Every night is Friday night for me!
Gemini really is fucking retarded. Asked it to generate an image of someone who looks vaguely like Andy Burnham. I insisted it is NOT Andy Burnham. It still tells me it can't generate images of public figures. RETARDED!
>>85859552You should have recommended to floss her arse with your cock, or maybe floss your teeth with her knickers.
>>85859559AI is collapsing anyway. The market is headed right towards a crash despite all the stupid tech bros thinking AI would save the world.
Mum is talking about how all the people on Epstein's island ate babies. Where the fuck did she get that from?
Buying a red Jurassic Park t-shirt and some tartan pyjama bottoms for my halloween costume.
>>85859580Probably /pol/
>>85859580Think there were some emails in the files that referred to cannibalism.
>>85859588What will you say when they ask who you've come as?
Why do posh lads use any excuse to dress as a nazi/Hitler?
>>85859580Whole thing is fake news. Trump even confirmed to was a democrat hoax.
>>85859607A textiles teacher
>>85859611High IQ people know Hitler was right.
>>85859611Secretly we view all the plebs on the same tier as Hitler viewed the Jews, corrupt, stupid, ignorant, evil and vicious.He's our guy and we celebrate that.
Nazimaxxing
Holding hands with Lily Phillips
Ruthmong holding hands with Ruth
excited for that bradley walsh channel 4 program icl
But if your life is such a big joke, why should I care?
>>85859652Absolute chad. Big dick aura right there
>>85859704Big dick aura? Lad, are you gay?
ever notice how homosexuals are generally higher IQ than straights
>>85859708Stop calling me gay will you
Big Dick Aura. That's what my Norwegian mate is called.
holding hands feels better than sex
i could save herhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqiRIAIvwXg
You ever hunker down and just push a load into the back of your knickers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPEodkHzH-sTune
Pre-ordered Football Manger 27 didn't I x
>>85859752Corr, her meal deal was atrocious though
>>85859770never pre order any game for any reason
>Pre-ordered Football Manger
Helper spotted having swim.
What's really shocking and disturbing about that lad saying he noshes off racehorses is that racehorses are typically 2-3 years old and a horse is not considered fully mature until 4.Not only is he a zoophile, he's a pedophile zoophile. I can only pray the banning was the wake up call he need to get the help he needs.
What horror films are you watching?
>>85859819Jurassic Park probably
>>85859770hope you have fun playing it lad x
Skin tag on the back of my neck keeps getting caught in my chain. Fuck sake
>male jewelry Not a real man
>>85859856And you are? Doubt it mate x
>>85859871calm down dear, put your handbag down
Sex with poleaboo
just had me door kicked through by GMP, they want the photos of the fatties
>>85859906>Sex with poleaboono one wants that
You're not a man unless you have a woman.
Wouldn't mind a brothel simulator game.
Why do women have a much easier time getting laid? Even an ugly lass has a few bodies.
>>85859929Women have standards, men don't.
Hosting a Halloween party tonight. Will let you lads know how it goes
Hosting a gay sex party tonight. Will let you lads know how it goes
Wakie wakie wagie
Imagine thinking you "have" a woman like she is an object.Shamefully chauvinistic and misogynistic
this but without any irony
women have had me and i'm not an object. being subnormal doesn't mean i'm not a person AT ALL
>>85859968Hope it goes well anon, have you any spoopy games planned? Could do pass the mummy's head (halloween pass the parcel).>>85860005*hopes it the lesbian gays*
>US death row inmate Christa Pike has released her first public statement since her botched execution in September.>"There hasn't been a moment since that night when I haven't been in pain," she said in the statement.>"My body hurts. My arms hurt. My hands hurt. My throat hurts. I still struggle to speak. And the pain isn't just physical. There is pain in my mind and in my soul."This is absolutely lush. They should do this to all murderers. 'Aww sorry mate we really fucked up there didn't we? Tell you what you hang tight there, this unbearable suffering will only last another year or two until your next execution date.'
>>85860063Legit question, why didn't they just cave her head on or shoot her if it didn't work? Bloody red tape.
i don't like suffering
>>85860074It's all because of the 'humane way' of execution using drugs. Just put 10 bullets in her head and you don't end up in this sitch.
>>85860081Should have fucked her to death. God bless America.
>>85860085should have strapped her to 2000lbs jdam and dropped her on tehran. god bless isreal
Today is the first day I've had to demist the car. Took bloody ages. Proper foggy out there too, it's spooky season
h8rs m4d cuz i f'd they breezy
should've been a novelty execution - piano falling on the head, falling from a great height with only a tiny parasol to help etc
weak execution ideas from murder-sympathisers.
I can imagine it now. Strapping her into a car and putting a brick on the accelerator. She slams straight into a fake tunnel painted on a brick wall.
Skullfucking convicts all across America.
>>85860127They do that cliff driving thing in Alaska every year. I've watched in a YT a few times. They could strap convicts to those chairs. Yanks love that kinda stuff.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLGbk4C0gGs
releasing her in the hood and telling a bunch enraged groids she said the n word
Need another poo. It's relentless.
Absolute fucking kino. If only Ayoade wasn't involved.https://youtu.be/9VYEm5cTZfM
making her eat a load of gold and releasing her in the jewish quarter
executioner walking in with a giant oversized needle
Go on lads, what's your fetish you're ashamed of?Me? Gloves. It's my dream to get pulled off by somebody with gloves on.
Resettlement scheme where NEETs are moved to HMOs rent-free, but all their flatmates are recovering Sparkfrogs.
>>85860171Wow.... gloves is literally my fetish. I never met another glove fetishist before.I'm pretty sure I know how it came about as well. A couple of formative events in my childhood involving gloves.
Wonder what they'll be getting up to tonight.
stuffing her pockets with hash browns and potato waffles and releasing her in frog block
>>85860186They'll be having sex. This is what you wanted to hear?
>>85860186She'll be hitting the wall soon. I might still have a go on her titties but losing interest in her roast beef
>>85860186she'll be dressing up as a sexy cat for halloween
Helper having a nice rogan josh at his girlfriend's place tonight, they already consider him a 'daamaad'
>>85860196Not necessarily. There's lots of other things they could be doing on a Friday night.>>85860198I don't think she has a beefy tuppence. A nice innie I reckon. I'll never know, but he will.
Nonce I work with was so drunk he tried to finger my dog in front of me. No lie
>>85860246That's grim lad. Very grim
>>85860246what about lassies with dogs?don't want to say what they do. but lassies with dogs.
>>85860251Ive already punched fuck out of him for noncing on my teenage cousin when shes at work. I dont think he even remembers because unfortunately hes also my boss and i have to see him every day
>>85860271Not my dog they dont. Anyway I will say theres probably a distinction between a dog actively fucking a girl and a guy trying to rape a dog. Doesnt strike me as the same level of fucked
>>85860222>here's lots of other things they could be doing on a Friday night.Whatever they do, it will end with sex.
I only eat simple, British food. Which means I eat a lot of toast.
patrick stewart just died x
I've just roasted the shite out of some parsnips. Looking forward to this
Woahoahhttps://music.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0
>>85860293Slow poke over here.
>>85860293He's with yoda now.
Why is buttered toast so good? Just two simple ingredients.
>>85860311You can't be serious. Prison meal that.
i'll always remember him as uriel septim x
>>85860330You can't be serious Jeff, c'mon!
>>85860311It true and it lush. Cor buttered toast, can't beat it
you got a bee taking a shit on your jacket
I'm vegan x
corrr that was even more kino than i remembered. guessing they left a lot out from the book. apparently the baddies were an invention for the film? just Samuel L. Jackson going>reee only God should be allowed to teleport.and that's that. cut and dry motivation innit.lollin tho how they all independently (?) come up with the same terminology.>i am a Jumper too, i've set up some Jump Points, follow me through my Jump Scar.
>>85860335how this niqqa unbalding after Daggerfall?
>>85860360all thanks to the nine divines, talos has a weave shop in the imperial city
Nowt more important going on in the world apparently
>>85860350nice one de lid, next watch Chronicle, or Looper.
>>85860360maybe all his hair burnt off when he was imprison in a pocket realm by jager tharn
Imperial scum OUT of Morrowind.
Corr, i found my exes nudes she sent me in 2017. Gonna wank silly to them arent i x
>>85860388Begone from me N'wah. Morrowind belongs to us.
Undeleted nudes are rape.
i wont make it might steve jobs it
>>85860350This nikka in particular has quite the interesting filmography.>swingers>go>jumper>edge of tomorrow>bourne identity>mr. and mrs. smithFurthermore, Edge of Tomorrow was TWELVE years ago. Kinnell.
>>85860399Edge of Tomorrow is excellent :ok_hand:
enjoying some walls balls, proper british grub
>>85860397She did threaten me with the police when I posted them on Xhamster just after we broke up, Kek.
>>85860389Was she underage in 2017?
>>85860414She was 20. So no.
>>85860388may the ashlands take you, s'wit
Not cool to release your ex's nudes mate. Weirdo behaviour
>>85860428Your're on 4chan. You can't really judge lmao.
Imagine not even being able to keep hold of a fat pig like thatKinell innit
not really doing a good job of sorting me life out lads
>>85860443Maybe she lost the weight and thats why she left him
>>85860443you can't keep hold of anyone because you've never had a gf
>>85860443I wish I knew her now, She's gotten hotter.
>>85860388>>85860395dunmer are jewcoded
>>85860468Looks like you were holding her back lad.
>>85860468>funeral photo
>>85860481I tried helping her. She wouldn't leave the fucking house. Cut herself to shreds. She held herself back. She liked to hump my leg like a dog kek.
>>85860487You could say she's dead sexy
>>85860492You're an absolute ghoul, mate. Sounds like she made a lucky break getting away from you.
Spent the day playing Bomberman on the good old NES. Life is good when you don't worry about all the bullshit in the world. Anxiety only started again when I went on the internet.
>>85860501What about me is a ghoul you limped dick white knight faggot?Coorrrr what a gape she had.
why would anyone want to see that fuck off mate
>>85860509jesus christ its like a farm animaldire
I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free.I don't drink, I don't cuss, I wanna ride at the front of the bus.I wanna eat where the white folks eat, 'Cause I'm white at the bottom of my feet
>>85860538comes into my head sometimes have to stop myself singing it out loud
>>85860541Its too fucking catchy.
>>85860504wtf he was Lode Runner the whole time???
First time on the internet today and I come here and see that. Wish I stayed off now bloody ell.
>>85860492Mate if someone improves after they leave said person, that person was the one holding them back all along. Doesn't mean if was your fault though, life can be tricky like that. The two of you were not good for each other and she was also likely holding you back.
>>85860554Apparently to become a lode runner you have to pass the trail of being a bomberman like some sort of arena. The 50 levels in the first game is that trial.
>>85860509That's fucking lush. Bet it smells incredible.
Had to hide that image. Sorry.
What do we think of this list lads?
>>85860504Not a bad way to spend the day. Ever play Bomberman 64?
>>85860570>simple design Western cartoon characters>(basically just a few circles)>no Harley Quinn and a complete lack of Disneyuhhhh.....?
>>85860509Have you pondered the aroma?
>>85860570>jessica lovejoynonces
>>85860606did you miss maggie? that's probably the most disturbing one
>>85860604I ate her arse. I know how it smelt.
>>85860571Have both Bomberman 64 and Bomberman Hero. Not played them yet, but I will do eventually. I've just recently purchased the original bomberman and Bomberman pocket, completed pocket a few days ago that was a good game as well.
my lode running down a roses face
Graeme Kelly is sad so he is. He can't wank off to kids in his nappy or get a new fridge so he can't.
>>85860615Was it like mushrooms that have been rotting for a few weeks?
>>85860653No, Just shit. Literally.
lollers pls no encourage
>>85860652Quick rundown on Graham Kelly?
>>85860677Peadophile furry.Wears nappies all day. Admitted that he wanted to rape every single kid on a beach in Spain.He's a huge lolcow.
lollers its not allowed within 500 metres of a school or nursery
>I'm I sexy lol
Don't think I agree with posting your exes gaped arsehole and massive coin slot fanny on the internet.
Already tired. Exhausting day.
>>85860684Not a nice fellow then. Hang a millstone around his neck and cast him into the depths of the sea if he hurts any children. >Luke 17:2
Ketamine and Amphetamines
>>85860619Bomberman Pocket sounds like contraband. I remember they released a Bomberman game on the 360 as well.
Indians better not let me down again. i want that ketamine on my desk first thing tomorrow, kapeesh?
Cracking open a Monster. I'd like more evening.
>>85860775Oh my grim. Bomberman act zero? That is one of the worst rated Xbox 360 games and the worst bomberman game. They tried to reboot bomberman but make him cool, modern and edgy. But it was terrible. How can you make something that looks like this and try to turn it into a gritty reboot for teenagers?
>Next, Jesus heals ten lepers, but only a Samaritan returns to give thanksbit rude tbqh, they could have at least sent a card, but thats jews for you really
>>85860798Yeah I remember that being badly received, don't think I ever owned it myself. Do you have Mr. Do! on any platform?
I'm american and struggle to find a job. where would you a brit go to find work if you suddenly teleported to the U.S.?
>>85860798Actually I forgot Bomberman Zero existed, I was thinking of Bomberman Live.
>>85860710Ruthmong in the flesh.
Bomberman Live on the 360 arcade store was quite good iirc
>>85860885Hello outer /r9k/ drifter do you know where you are? This is britfeel a large majority of posters here are unemployed. Asking us to find a job is like asking a camel to pass through the eye of a needle.
>>85860710those marks are from him form shifting BTW
Freezing but mumberg is refusing to put the heating on. Fuck skae
>>85860905Good. You deserve to freeze.
I have bad news for you, no, not that.Theirs a coup going on in Poland and the Army is involved.
>Jesus>give thankshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsgP8LkEopMbeautiful song this
I have RSD (rejection hypersensitivity dysphoria).
I have RSD (Record Store Day)
>>85860916Sounds like Russian interference to me.
>>85860885new york city diamond district, grift your way to the top
I have ODHS (obsessive dvd hoarding syndrome)
Refreshing every thread I'm active in every 3 seconds.
I have CDSD (compulsive drivel spam disorder)
halloween baddies
i have IPLD (incorrect letter placement disorder)
only coop i know is one i shop at downt street
Cute girls in fancy dress as naughty witches, slutty nurses, sexy devils and playboy bunnies dropping their knickers for Deanos dressed as smurfs and Ali G to insert their unprotected throbbing cocks into their shaven pink holes
>>85860895yeah but youre not tryin to find work?>>85860942expensive shithole
All the wee lads saying how much they love sean and hate gapemong whilst sean pumps out 18 hours of gapespam a dayit ironypilled
Feel rejected.
>>85861022You probably deserve it lad, sorry to say.
>>85860891That was good, the 360 arcade was great. The whole Microsoft points thing was fucking retarded though
furries actually sell 'adoptable' characters as if a tranny artist is gonna sue for drawing their character without permission
Been rejected my whole life, and people on /britfeel/ just bully me. I don't deserve it.
>>85861028the 'content creator' age has proven that nobody gives a shit. you just have to dodge some automated detection systems, then claim your video is transformative, it's fair use/fair dealing, since it's parody/commentary/something.i know it's shitty that Nintendo went after streamers or whatever, but the streamers WERE making money. they didn't create the games that were appearing on the screen, or paying royalties to Nintendo.
Waiting for something that's not coming.
>>85861039Alright Sean lad wubu2
>>85861039point out de bullies lad
>>85861056brown people are mean to me, it not right
>>85861068jeetina dump you lad?
I reckon we can fill this thread before midnight. Depends if people are out shagging
>>85861111>if people are out shaggingthen the thread's not the ONLY thing getting filled!
I have TMAU (fish odour syndrome)
>>85861167Alri Mark lad you fat sack of fish
Currently on TMZ.com to find out all the latest goss about David Walliams. Heard he's been up to no good.
Never even had me knob in a gash
All I want is a nice girlfriend, who will maybe have sex with me. Is that too much to ask?
>>85861241>Is that too much to ask?yespipe down
so I thought, what if you could do that for real? I mean, not in a comic book world, but in the real world. For instance, I'm walking along, and I see this beautiful girl, and I think I'd like to see her naked, and so all her clothes fall off.
holding hands with a halloween baddy at this halloween party had to go to the toilet to make this post because im well bricked up rn
is that Nobuo Uematsu manga about the holes in the mountain meant to be about fannies?
>>85861250>holding handsCorr
>>85861247isn't that the film Zap, or whatever it were called?
A paedophile dressed as a school.
Knowing /britfeel/ was borne out of trans chat threads and deviants makes me feel uneasy. Not comfortable with the origin story. Think I might be done with you lot. I'm off to find somewhere where straight (normal) is the default..
>>85861269Probably. And she's scrabbling around to get them back on again, but even before she can get her knickers on, I've seen everything. Yeah. I've seen it all.
>using AI in 2026NARM and cringe
>>85861247>>85861279OK... it's a comedy is it?
>>85861039Speak your truth, lad.Be strong and know you are being heard.
Giving kids weed gummies this Halloween.
Well, I do other stuff; like I'm riding my bike in the park, and this policewoman says "Oi! You can't ride your bike on the grass!" and I go "Oh no?" And her uniform falls off, and she goes "Ahh!" and she's trying to cover up, but I've seen everything anyway. And I get on my bike and I ride off. On the grass.
>>85861298So... it's mainly you going around and seeing lady's tits
>>85861281claude does my whole job i just sit on my arse and tell it was to dofucking lush lmao x
>>85861275heteros don't really have/express feelings.it's a modern idea they ought to. it's the equivalent of old-timey sexists telling a woman she ought to behave like a man (essentially)
>>85861258Nobuo Uematsu is the final fantasy composer. You've fucked that post right up haven't you? Eh? Answer me
>>85861293No. It's about what would happen, you know, if these things were possible.
>>85861298why can't you ride your bike on the grass, lad? i know pavements are wrong, but the grass? if you were just riding around in a park or on a field....?
>>85861039Whenever i venture to outer 4chan i get bullied all the way back to britfeel
>>85861301Mainly.
>>858613124chan outside of /britfeel/ is a cruel hellscape
just decapitated a papustani-under-naze wiv me arschelochepoor bastard's limp body drop like a rock intae lavatoringtonshiresum unpleasent backsplash hairftae be constituated
>>85861304aye, made a proper hash of that post. all i can do is accept my mistake and move forward.
>>85861312Same. People are so aggressive outside of britfeel. Very unwomfy
Britfeel has many sensitive lads. The world is a cruel place for them.
If any of you have the Disney app on PlayStation could you check it for me please. Ive tried everything and thinking I might just cancel
>>85861338What's the issue lad? I've had to contact their live chat in the past to update the households on it, that fixed it
>Disney app>Playstation NARM
>>85861318mayhaps you could deposit a few squares of lavatorium papers into the drink before you make your evacuation? the resulting absorbington should cushion the blow, so to speak.
What the fuck does NARM mean? You don't browse britfeel for a few days and you miss so much.
When I was a kid I had a surreal and terrifying experience watching a VHS of the special edition of Star Wars: A New Hope with my mom. I believe this was the late 90's (1998?) but I can't give an exact date so I apologize, however I was approximately 11 or 12. Basically we were watching the part of the film where they're in the Death Star. At one point when confronted by stormtroopers, Luke's nose suddenly extended grotesquely into a strange flesh-colored elephant's trunk. It then flailed around making elephant trumpet sounds scaring the stormtroopers off. I vividly remember this, and I was absolutely terrified. My mom was really jarred and confused and trying to calm me down. Leia then says "that's enough Proboscis Luke" and his nose returned to normal. The film also continued on as normal. Every subsequent viewing of our VHS was completely normal, as with every previous viewing. We had already watched the film multiple times prior to the incident so that precludes it being some strange edited copy which would be weird in and of itself.
wrote a letter to Nintendo Official Magazine when i was about 9, saying why do they always call it the 'Phony GreyStation' when they could call it the GAYstation?it just didn't occur to me that a magazine wouldn't call something gay as an insult/joke.
>>85861350For me its FOY. Every time i mention looking forward to Halloween someone replies FOY
>>85861345I cant afford either a pc or a normal telly package so I maintain 3 cheap apps.
I remember when people here got upset when I said Friday Night Dinner was shit and painfully unfunny
>>85861356I definitely saw them refer to it as gaystation back in the day. I remember it quite clearly
You lads got any Halloween traditions? I watch the first 10 or so Simpsons treehouse of horrors every year
>be Patrick Stewart>die>be William Shatner>start a heavy metal band just last monthhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3auXUE5wuA
I rediscovered some vodka in the fridge that I never finished and just put cling film over the glass two months ago.Drinking it now, and it has acquired flavours. Not good.
If you do porn and have have vanilla sex on camera for money, you're just a regular chick whose sex videos are on the internet.I'm so sorry that I hold the title of "pornstar" to a modicum of professionalism.If I predict the weather for the next week and upload it to YouTube that doesn't make me a fuckin' meteorologist.I had a girlfriend in 11th grade highschool that was a dirtier slut than some of these bitches calling themselves pornstars. "I don't do anal I just have done 250 videos for Brazzers because I look 16 years old" is lame af. Get some fucking self respect for yourself and step your games up.And for fucks sake all you pretty bitches-- work on your head game. You're not exempt from getting better at sucking dick because you're pretty. Some Little Caprice looking girl is sucking 4" of a 16" horsecock and the dudes in the comments are like OMG BEST BJ IN HISTORYYYYYY. Motherfucker what.
>>85861350If you don't know what it means then you'll NARM.>>85861360fuck off American, stay out of our thread
Boring isn't it? Sitting in on a Friday night posting on britfeel with your life
>>85861376I'll probably have a wank and watch a shit horror movie while stuffing my face
"hello franklin clinton, my african american friend. may i enter your abode?""wornk""gasp. my african american friend. Do not hold distane for my for my attractive physique. Perhaps if you groomed yourself more elequently you would not find yourself a bachelor still. Even more so, perhaps the young lady you court would return your correspondance when she tires of the surgeon or magistrate she fancies. Saddle-goose!"what""i will now show my middle finger on my left hand to signal that i would like you to stop talking to me as i walk away from your home in davis."
>>85861389before anyone mongboys me, yes I know I fucked this up with "you'll" instead of "you're"
>>85861390Not for me i like it*Eats scotch egg*
>>85861350>NARM>Not A Real Man.Implies the activity/status/trait is a marker of not being a real, red-blooded, heterosexual, masculine man.>>85861360>FOY>Fuck Off, Yank.Implies the poster is using Americanisms and is therefore a Yank(ee).
Wonder how his Friday night in Wakefield prison is going. Heard that he's too scared to come out of his cell and fears he'll end up like Ian Watkins. He'll have to come out at some point.
>>85861389I'm more British than you'll ever be lad
>>85861383>"pornstar" to a modicum of professionalism.THANK YOU. Winds me the fuck up this does.See also: 'porn starlet'. Fuck outta here with that shit.
>>85861390It's suicide inducing but I try to think of the positives in life x
You don't have a wife, you don't have a girlfriend, and you've never seen Star Trek?Good lord...
>>85861415You can't just stay in your cell, thats not how prison works. Also, they usually put the nonces in their own wing.
>>85861399>before anyone mongboys meselfmong.png
35 and just dropped out of an access course, making a-levels, BTECs, and Access to HE something I've flunked.On the plus side, I've been diagnosed with ADHD, so my fees got written off.
>>85861406Thanks for the breakdown lad
>>85861382if you have one, maybe you could run it through a water filter?i dunno if that >a water filter makes cheap vodka into NICE vodka!thing was ever true. but i assume it WOULD remove weird particles/impurities. can vodka itself even go off?
>>85861415 Why did he do it? We need to know why. >>85861425I think he'll be targeted by other nonces.
>>85861406Im not a man real or otherwise but Disney has more than just cartoons. Like I said I like to have a few cheaper apps to maximise my choice. Stupid comment
>>85861428https://www.gov.uk/guidance/free-courses-for-jobsjust keep trying.
Lads. Did a night walk earlier. Went to the estate. Good fucking LORD there were school-age girls in barely any clothes. All recording on phones. Had to leave super sharpish so I wouldn't be filmed near them. Scared.
The tabloid press mistakingly outing you as a paedophile
>>85861428At least you can get prescribed speed
>>85861428>35>/britfeel/Lord.
>>85861453Nonce. Sorry mate, dont make the rules
>>85861429Welcome, chap. Happy to help.>>85861450I just explained the acronyms, I have no commentary on Disney. That wasn't me.
>>85861460>nonceFucking hell are the polis gonna be after me now?
>>85861450Are you a girl? x
Do you reckon you're built for prison?
The BuildupI was drinking Pepsi and reading an article on how prostate stimulation intensifies orgasms. So, I had the genius idea of using coke to stimulate my ass. WCGW? I mean that the carbonation feels... good in my mouth, so It should work in my ass. As an engineer, there are many logistical challenges to bypass when trying to insert coke into one's asshole.Q: How do I put cola in my anus in the first place?A: You use the rim of the bottle and stick it directly in the anus.Q: How do I make sure that the coke stays there?A: You don't. That's where I fucked upNow, with a half-assed plan, I went to the store. As I was checking out, I saw a pack mentos. Time to bring this to level two. I put back the original coke and bought diet coke instead. All 2 liters of glory.The disaster20 mins later...With three mentos in my ass, I gingerly lowered the rim to my rim and poured. The reaction was nearly instant. With the tidal force of a tsunami, the bottle was violently ejected from my ass. A pressure was building up, and the gates of hell opened. I felt Satan's sugary fire burst from my asshole onto the bed. Holy shit, you would not realize the panic I had. There was a pain, both emotional and physical. The sugary wet fart, the sound of a thousand ass-trumpets creating a heavenly cacophony. I saw the light, I saw the dark. I felt The intense sting of carbonation, I experienced nothing and everything. I had found God, and he was punishing me. There was the maddening sensation of your asshole bending over itself, inside out, shrinking, expanding. It was worse than any experience ever. My brain still cannot comprehend the sensations, but they were torturous. I have contemplated what hell might feel like, and I know that I could find peace there. My bed was soaked with shit-coke. Lord, how am I to clean up.Don't ever try what I did.The aftermathI learned a very valuable lesson that day. Don't try anything insane. Avoid the asshole.
>>85861450i remember thinking early on, nobody would bother with Disney+. even at the start, they had a back-catalogue that wasn't JUST typical Disney films, but who was going to pay for ANOTHER streaming service? Netflix felt like such a one-off success, and it was already getting worse.i was wrong and they've done well. but i hope some American anti-monopoly laws kick in or something. how can one company just keep buying up all the others? 'films' are becoming 'Disney'.
>>85861370>Friday Night Dinner was shit and painfully unfunnyI mean - you're not wrong.
>>85861435>can vodka itself even go off?I don't think so. Especially if it was in a properly sealed container instead of just cling film. The alcohol kills everything off.That said, it is theoretically possible for some moulds to grow in ethanol, as I discovered once. But it wasn't pure ethanol. I put some haws (berries from hawthorn) in 40% vodka in a jar, to make a concoction.I forgot about it, but it remained fine for about 5 years, and then very suddenly, it developed a massive powdery filamentous creature growing out of it and up into the air above. It must have taken years for one single fungal cell to not die and develop some kind of mutation that allowed it to survive and grow in that environment, then once it gained that ability it went mental and doubled in size every day.
>YAY AI IS GONNA SAVE USLaughable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH3UncRagXY>"Weird Al" Yankovic - Livin' In the Fridge
Here's a take - The Inbetweeners is shit. Unlikeable main characters who are bullies. It's only relatable to Deanos.
>>85861472I thought exactly the same when Disney+ came out. But like you say, they literally just bought everything up like Marvel, Star Wars, LucasFilm, loads of other studios. And then made a load of really shit TV shows from beloved IPs, but kids loved it, so whatever.I hate everything so much now
>>85861489Hahahaha when the AI takes over the world, /britfeel/ will be the last misunderstood bastion of humanity that AI cannot comprehend.
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
>>85861459I've been here since 2011. You can never escape. >>85861451Thanks anon. This'll come in useful.
>>85861502I'm more of a peep show man meself
>>85861489>from the final season of Six Feet Under>N'arm! N'arm!uh, we established earlier it's from Morrowind...?
copypasta anon on a mad onemind you, speaking of The Terminator, i remember once it was on telly and it was all remastered and we'd just got that Sky+ and my mam said she could see Arnie's cock dangling about at the start, so she rewound it a few times(yeah you could)
Gothic > Morrowind
>>85861502It's very relatable if you went to secondary school in the UK in the early 2000s. That's just what it was like. Everyone was bullying each other, including friends.Everyone was homophobic, and older boys were shagging all the girls in school and that was normal, and everyone went to the pub and got served. Different times.I probably would have flourished if everyone was so sensitive like they are now, but on the other hand, I might have been convinced I was trans or something, so I'm glad I grew up before all that shite.
>>85861538nobody believes anyone who says this.it's like people who pretend to like Seinfeld, just because they don't want to admit that Friends is actually good.
>>85861546I love Morrowind. Gothic is just better.
If i could do high school again, I'd still probably get bullied
>>85861542Can confirm. I was at 16 in the 2007. Gay was a generic pejorative we used.Zoomers, casual racism in schools died in my lifetime, but how do kids today react to lgbt stuff? Do kids still get bullied for that?
>>85861502>>85861518i remember at the time thinking>...this is just Peep Show with teenagersbut in hindsight nah. >>85861542 is right, it's a good slice of 2000s life, and the writers seem to say as much in the DVD extras. writing teenage dialogue that teenagers themselves don't find cringe is near impossible, but it was right ENOUGH. zoomers think old-school Nintendo stuff is cool and retro. The Inbetweeners was spot-on that if you were a 16-year-old with a Nintendo Wii instead of a PlayStation 3, you were gay as fook.
You lot are just failed Deanos.
>>85861587Cheers mate, nicest thing anyone's ever said to me
>>85861027Back in the day you used to be able to get MS points card on eBay for cheap, presumably bought with stolen credit cards. You'd buy the points and they'd send you a login that you logged in alongside your main account to play the games.
>>85861563seeing pupils go to my old secondary school in recent years with all the dyed hair and pins and stuff was a bit of a shock.we had a few scene kids and emos who could JUST get away with black hair, eyeliner if they were girls. and they got told off because there was a uniform/dress code, but it's not like they could just remove hair dye.now it's neon green + pink hair and e-girl makeup (even on the boys). and blazers with all the pins for transgender/asexual/whatever. rules-wise, we couldn't do that. there WERE goths who claimed that 'not being allowed to express themselves' was a form of persecution/bigotry, everyone just laughed. so i don't buy that one tbqh.
>>85861428Biggest loser award goes to....
>>85861370People having a different opinion of you doesn't mean they're upset. I enjoy it but it's pretty formulaic. Shalom to you de lid.
Wonder what the best greggs is in Leeds.
I'm a bigger loser than all of you combined. Sirius Black had a better life than me in Azkaban.
>>85860186Reckon their relationship is over lad. Just getting those vibes.
>>85861514>First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose."Then I slip two fingers in.>the rest etc
>>85861643All the same i reckon. All frozen init
My guts are fucking horrendous. 8/10 pain.
>>85861546>Seinfeldsee also Frasier
hope everyone in britfeel can have a halloween baddie for halloween tomorrow
>>85861663I like frasier but have never laughed at it
>>85861670I won't be leaving the house so slim chance
Sirius Black spent 12 years wrongfully imprisoned in Azkaban, a fortress guarded by Dementors that feed on human happiness, memories, and hope.While it sounds like you are having a very difficult time right now, Azkaban is a place of deep psychological torture where inmates lose their minds or waste away. Sirius only survived by using his unregistered Animagus form (a large black dog), which kept his thoughts less human and less vulnerable to the Dementors' despair, though it still left him deeply traumatized.If you are going through a dark time or feeling overwhelmed, you don't have to carry it alone. Please reach out for support.In the UK call 111 to reach the NHS mental health services, or call the Samaritans at 116 123 (free and confidential, 24/7).Text Support (UK) text SHOUT to 85258 for a free, confidential, 24/7 text service.Would you like help finding a specific local support service or talk about what you're dealing with right now?
I work in HE in a research role. I did an event at Truro-Falmouth college in 2024. Wellness fair for the students kinda thing. Genuinely spooked me.Observations:>Head of student union was in her pyjamas with her teddy - this was apparently normal.>80%+ of the attendees were headphones on - proper headphones, not earbuds.>All glued to their phones.>Flag pins/badges GALORE, Some woman (?) at a vendor stand had a literal game of guess the sexual identity flag - there must have been 30+ of them.>Sexual health stand had a TON of condoms but literally nobody took any. They're not having sex.
what on earth are you chatting about mate
>>85861671I watched a lot of Frasier, but I don't think I ever found it particularly funny. I think it was just comfy, somehow?My dad would come home from work and say "oh Frasier again is it" because he didn't like it. But he said he related to the dad character. Dunno if that means I was one of the sons. I hope I'm not Niles.
>>85861680>Would you like help finding a specific local support service or talk about what you're dealing with right now?Aye, go on then.
>>85861670baddie means bad person, or evil personWe are not American and we are not black.FOY
>>85861698You're trying too hard mateFOY
I watch The Big Bang Theory for Kaley Cuoco's fake tits.
>>85861655She's finally ditched him for a black man? I knew she would eventually.
>>85861659I'll have to try a greggs one day. Never been in one. Always popped into mcdonalds usually.
>>85861713How lad? That seems impossible
>>85861710I dunno lad she keeps posting photos of this older lad. Weird. I'd be very suspicious if I were someone's bf and they start posting photos of other lads.
2SLGBTQQAI+
>>85861721It was always mcdonalds or kfc for me. Those were nearby and more familiar menu. I don't really like sausages and sandwiches.
>>85861713My nearest is many miles away: Greggs Launceston. Never been to Greggs.
>>85861708Had a cheeky wank to her one time
>listening to a zoomer podcast>he says "9 ecks">wtf?>oh he means nine timesWhat do we do about the zoomer question. Are they all retarded and self-taught
>>85861727Today on What's On Queer we use 2SLGBTQIA+ . The order of the letters can vary from one magazine or website to another, but we've joined the movement to put 2S (two-spirit) at the front. The placement of "2S" at the beginning of the acronym is intended to acknowledge and honor the Indigenous roots of the term and to emphasize the importance of Indigenous perspectives and identities within the broader 2SLGBTQIA+ community. Placing "2S" first recognizes the historical and ongoing contributions of Indigenous people to discussions about gender and sexual diversity and highlights the need for visibility and inclusion of Two-Spirit identities in these conversations.I was pleasantly surprised to learn about an additional Q recently and will try to include that in our blogs. This additional Q stands for Questioning. Why do we need it in the acronym? Think back to when you started to question your own sexuality, attractions, and gender. If you were like me, you were drawn to queer events and queer friends but if someone were to have challenged you at that time, you might have shrunk back from your path. The extra Q gives you an answer to "Why are YOU here? Are you gay/queer/lesbian etc?" Maybe you didn't really have an answer but people now do. They can say with assertion, "I'm Questioning." And that's awesome.
>>85861680you have to admit, Dementors are about alcoholism/addiction/withdrawals.
>>85861736Corrr yes lad.Approved.
Wonder what American lasses for the weekend. Probably a lot more shit to do out there than in our grim country.
14 in game hours without heat stroke, and I've cooked some food twice. 2nd time just now in a house, so didn't have to strip off to cook it, just stood outside. Stay in the shadows, keep washing yer face. We'll make it as a desert rat, oh aye.
how can you call yourself british if youve never been to greggs
>>85861727>>85861742The + sign hopefully encompasses anyone we might have left out. Here than is a simplified outline of the different letters and their meanings. At the bottom of the article we have listed some Canadian resources for those who want to do more research.L - Lesbian G - Gay B - Bisexual T - Transgender Q - Queer Q - Questioning I - Intersex P - Pansexual 2S - Two-Spirit A - Asexual A - Allies
I could eat a knob at night desu
>>85861727>>85861742>>85861756Lesbian: Refers to women who are emotionally, romantically, or sexually attracted to other women.Gay: Primarily used to describe men who are emotionally, romantically, or sexually attracted to other men, but can also be used as an inclusive term for the entire LGBTQ+ community, similar to Queer.Bisexual: Describes individuals who are emotionally, romantically, or sexually attracted to either men or women.Transgender: People whose gender identity differs from the sex they were assigned at birth.Queer: An umbrella term that encompasses diverse sexual orientations and gender identities outside of heterosexual and cisgender norms. Gay can also be used this way in some parts of the world.Questioning: Individuals who are exploring and questioning their sexual orientation or gender identity.Intersex: People born with physical or genetic characteristics that do not fit typical definitions of male or female.Pansexual: Refers to individuals who are emotionally, romantically, or sexually attracted to people regardless of their gender identity or biological sex.Two-Spirit: An English term used to broadly capture concepts traditional to many Indigenous cultures. It is a culturally-specific identity used by some Indigenous people to indicate a person whose gender identity, spiritual identity and/or sexual orientation comprises both male and female spirits.Asexual: People who experience little to no sexual attraction to others.Allies: Individuals who support and advocate for the LGBTQ+ community, even if they do not personally identify as LGBTQ+.
>>85861759are you apart of the LBGT?
how can you call yourself a real man if youve never porked a woman
The nice thing about Halloween is it falls on the same day for everyone, whether you are in England or America or Australia. Not like Christmas or Valentine's Day where it differs by location.
>>85861764Fuck off chatgpt lad
>>85861749fucking state of thatreeks of desperationgrim
>>85861745>and a silvery thing shot out his wand at it
Other breadinghams got whackedDid it notX
>>85861772Nope.>https://www.whatsonqueerbc.com/woq-bc-stories/what-does-the-acronym-mean
>>85861771What do you mean lad? Isn't it the 31st October for everyone? The same way Christmas is the 25th and new years the 31st? Maybe I'm just a mong but don't know what you mean
>>85861772>chatgptChat2SLGBTQQAI+ amirite
I kid you not, young lads (first year, second year) are going about with little hair brushes in the pocket of their blazers. If you got caught doing that in my day they'd never stop giving you shit about it, now they're all at it for their coconut haircuts.
>>85861783>new years the 31stNew Year's Eve, sir.
>>85861769I have a penis, do I not?
how can you call yourself a /britfeel/er if youve never known what FOY and NARM mean
Quite like that new olivia rodrigo/chapel roan song expectations tbqhwy lads
>>85861797you tell me, I can't see through my screen
>>85861690I've been rewatching Frasier and it's very funny. Lots of farce and funny situations. Though Frasier and Niles are snobs, the show pokes fun at it and it's often their downfall. One of the best, if not the best, sitcoms ever made and a great unseen character in Maris. Plus Eddie is best dog.
>>85861799NARM is very welper-coded. All part of his humiliation/cuckold fetish.
how can you call yourself a true music fan[/spolier] if youve never liked the olivia rodrigo/chapel roan song expectations
Thrown up twice today
Thrown up three times today
>>85861808>rewatching Frasier and it's very funnyPlease use a trip so I can fully and comprehensively ignore you from hereon. Thanks.
>>85861816>>85861819Hey! Here he is!
spooky goings on x
>>85861815>spolierCor, I fucked that up proper dint I.
>>85861814never forget, he wants women in high heels to crush his testicles
Do you feel it lads? https://youtu.be/K6089Z_NgPk?si=3qdd4gU5QB7eNNHr
>>85861774Her life is just shopping and complaining about whatever new boyfriend she has.
For completeness.
I don't mind one-up mong, but I hate proofmong. They could be the same person.
>>85861852Those boobs are gonna be well saggy when she inevitably resorts to porn.
>>85861853I'm british feel, boy
>>85861854>I don't mind one-up mong, but I hate proofmong. They could be the same person.Proof?
>>85861854Can i be honest lad? Im not the original one upping lad. Its a cowl i think several of us lads take up when the need arises
>>85861854>They could be the same person.Proof?
I m*sturbated again after repenting and saying I would turn away from sexual sin. I lasted one day.
>>85861872>several of us lads take up when the need arisesProof?
>>85861877Tomorrow is the start of No Nut November. Are you in?
>>85861852Any good tits screenshots?
>>85861852>>85861860Are you kidding me? They already look like marbles in socks. There's no structure to those tits whatsoever.
>>85861884Hope so. But I need to repent first.
>>85861865>>85861880I'm right to hate proofmong
>>85861889Bruv I have one photo to go from, give it a rest.
>>85861899You walked right into it lad
>>85861860I think she's not going to resort to full hardcore like some asmr lasses.
>First thing he thinks of when he looks at a woman is how she will look after she's been in the porn industry What a life
in a bit of a love triangle rn
>>85861908Actually the first thing I thought of was all the tacky jewellery and how she's probably gonna have the same year of life experience 15 years in a row. So now you know.
>>85861889She tries to make them seem bigger than they actually are. At 20 that's probably as good as they'll ever be without surgery.>>85861888Most of her asmrs have cleavage but it's mostly baiting. The microphone is in the way most of the time.
Wops is live streaming showing off her simpsons books https://www.youtube.com/live/v9HnWcEMcIg?is=TiMVv5Nks04XrDrt
>>85861925ok so not bad tits in that viewnice enough hipspear-shaped then
>>85861931BIG BOOBIES TONIGHT LADS
>boy drama>thinks she is mentally ill>another bint that likes coralineit's never her fault. it's ok though, females can just date virtually unlimited men throughout their lives.
shocked that they left this in.https://vocaroo.com/15jBYjNQR9n5
>>85861935Would you really want a redhead like her? You might have ginger sprogs.
>>85861918Am I one of the 3
>>85861925She's not as droopy as I thought. But that's a rough 20. She's corn-fed and full of microplastics. Within 5 years she'll be obese.
Lads on a Friday night/Saturday morning complaining about lasses they'll never have. Bit grim that.
>>85861971Bit creepy init
in a bit of a love square rn
Lads on Friday night/Saturday morning defending nasty droopy tits of lasses they'll never meet. Bit grim that.
>>85861925I would kiss her American fanny (both) given the opportunity
Imagine simping over that. She'll never be a Stacey.
>>85861993>American fannybuttocks?
>Unlikeable main characters who are bullies. It's only relatable to Deanos.Spot on. The big bang theory of the UK.
>>85861997that bloke in the back looks like he's about to deck someone.
>>85861993If she wants a British citizenship, she can come marry me and have some of my sprogs.
>>85862001nice trolling Attempt (and it is only an Attempt) but i think you're meant to find The Big Bang Theory characters endearing/adorkable, when they are actually unlikeable.The Inbetweeners lads are meant to be unlikeable, and that's why they're endearing.
Can't believe they cordoned off Margate CeX recently. It really has become a shithole in recent years.
Lads, if you are living near wogs, consider moving further north. Live with your kin.
>>85861997Just a spoilt middle class brat. Will never know what it's like to live on the edge of poverty like me.
Lad with the bad guts. Literally shat out a mountain of shit. Extremely hard poos, with diarrhea behind it like a cork. It was piled above the water. Guts are still bad but much less painful xJust thought you should know that
>>85861370It's dogshit, the only good thing about it is that it doesn't have a laughter track but that's not saying much.
My fucking laptop is as old as her. FFS. 20 year old laptop. Where's my fucking new laptop? Nah no money me. Immigrants get more bennies than me.
>>85862033Wow attacking Ruth. State of you ruthmong.
>>85862012Mong, where did I ask for your opinion, why are you defending this slop like your life depends on it, weird af. What the show represented, who it appealed to, is 100% the same ilk as BBT.
>>85861997Look at her terrified that she's in the company of working class men. I bet those men are talking about daily real life and because she lives in la la luvvy land she cannot compute. Like a deer in the headlights.
>>85862041I have offered to buy you a new laptop multiple times through Amazon wishlist yet you refuse you larper.
>its heckin MEANT to be like that. Its just like me and my MATES WAHEYYYY Fuck off.
>>85862049She shops at Waitrose. She's a snob towards most people I reckon. Why would I care? She would never care about me.
Me? Never shopped at Waitrose.
>>85862012>The Inbetweeners lads are meant to be unlikeable, and that's why they're endearing.Too bad it's not bloody funny.
been on that valheim grind and it has been lush
>>85862057It fucking is lad - 64-bit Thinkpad with GNU/Linux from 2006. There's no way you're buying a laptop in these times with the expensive memory and storage prices anyway for some random man. Just having one tab open makes this shit thing swap.
A Waitrose shopper, shaking with fear MORTIFIED that a homeless person comes in and helps himself to the free coffee machine.
>>85862061Nobody would care about you though. So she's perfectly normal.
>>85862067too bad your little batty got hurt
>>85862066Same, they wouldn't let lads like us in anyway.
>>85862073Make a amazon wishlist with the laptop. You won't because you're larping, you always refuse. Your address will be hidden.
>it's actually endearing :) it reminds me of my mates we are just like that and the big bang theory:)Oh my giddy grim the state of this faggot lol
Me? I enjoy the inbetweeeners
>>85862055Yes it must have been really depressing for her to realise it's a grim, depressing life for many people in this country compared to hers. It's why she's never been to Margate or Hastings.
>>85862012>adorkableOh, do fuck off.
Me? Never seen the inbetweeners.
We're at the excuses & getting-in-your-own-way witching hour. Typical self-destruction.
>>85862084Too risky lad. Imagine if the police are trying to get me for whatever bullshit reason and they go to mr bezos demanding who it belongs to.
Makes me howl how the incel lads here think every average looking woman lives like royalty and never has any hardship. Get a job
>>85862012It's shit. Imagine being your age trying to make this shit out to be more than it is. Probably because you see kids in school uniforms and that appeals to you you're always going to defend that and a likely excuse for you to watch that. Grim cunt.
>>85862120>Get a jobThere are no jobs these days lad. It's over. Graduates in deadend jobs, no jobs for unskilled lads like me.
told myself i wouldn't have any more Red Bulls. two Red Bulls later, i'm cracking open my third Red Bull.
>>85862134Wahey that reminds me of Jay epic banter waheyyyy #ladbible
>>85862128jfc the JPEG thumbnail really did a number on this image
>he doesn't think frasier is funnyperhaps you're too dumb
>>85862138there are two characters in the programme who drink energy drinks and Jay is neither of them
>>85862120They do. Women don't slave away like men.
>>85862140Just imagine the efficiency of having webp enabled for thumbnails at the minimum on 4chan. Never going to happen.
>closedAI screwing around w/the fucking UI layout yet againJust as bad as the YT jeet devs at this point reallyMah gawdX
>>85862128>There are no jobs
>>85862162Leave the house once in a while mate
There's a reason inbetweeners is liked by low IQ people.
I hate falling for lasses that will never want me.
wondering can i sleep from the caffeine crash?sometimes i power through and then conk out for 12-16 hours. it's weird sleep though, and i get shooting pains up my left leg.just need to time travel ahead to tomorrow afternoon. but i also need to be in a decent enough state to rush to the buzzer if the postie buzzes (no weird breathing/chest problems)
>>85862166>getting cross with a tool that makes you marginally less of a thicko spasticHilarious.
You lads ever watch videos of women trying to do manoeuvres in cars? And they just can't. They cannot reverse.The funniest is 3 point turns. They turn the steering wheel the wrong way every time, and do a 30 point turn, and end up in the same position.
>>85862181>gross-autistic-cye-kid.png :(
>>85862170I do, you don't see women working hard graft jobs. They are all on offices sitting on tiktok and Instagram.
>>85862194>gross-autistic-cye-kid.png sorry what does that mean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kId19sUYuicMajor recession coming.
>>85862195As opposed to a professional dosser like you?
me youtube is full of pretty, non-fat females, it lush.
Always hear a cat meowing outside this time of night. Wonder if it's a stray. Breaks my heart desu
just been meowing outside this bloke's house again.
It is just like me and my mates and our wicked mad banter lol we are always saying mad stuff XD
share this if you're a strong, independent black woman who DON'T NEED NO MAN
don't care about cats
>>85862240Nobody asked you ugly faggot
>YT jeet devs putting the stupid pseudo-tikthot/YT shorts shit front and center in search results nowThanks normoids
Seething? Awake?This one's for you, fucker:>>85862273>>85862273>>85862273
>>85862200Oh no the green squiggly line has turned red and is pointing now down. Whatever will we do?
this is a spooky post because it's in the dying thread.
