Patrick Stewart (1940-2026) edition
I fucking hate my dad sometimes. Last weekend my girlfriend and I stayed at my parents house and one morning we were going at it. I thought we were being quiet, but then we went down for breakfast and my mum greets us with a sort of normal 'morning dearies' and a sweet smile, but then my dad has this fucking shit eating grin on his face and booms out SO WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS WEARING THE STRAP ON THEN?! HAHAHA!I fucking fucking hate that prick so much
>Patrick StewartA real manSimple as
Clapping Stuart Little's cheeks.
Got chronic hip pain at 33 fml
PStew? no thanks !!
>>85854441So your 'gf' was wearing that strap on then. Speaks volumes.
Inform the apus that Sir Patrick Stewart has died
Stealing Stuart Little's car and giving it to my non-sentient hamster.
>>85854421Not enough gape posting for you lad?
>>85854441>being unable to take banter from your dadNot a real man
I straight up just lied to get my job, but fuck it I'm good at it so even if my manager found out at this point we're three years in and I'm the best guy there so what's he gonna do fire me? He wouldn't fucking care. You really can just lie about stuff and get away with it lads.
What a massive fat fucking prick James Corden is. No need for any of this https://youtu.be/NIBUWqSTp90?is=sViUN_nxEIo5-fbb
>>85854459what's he actually after?just say, lad. we at the /britfeel/ writing team welcome your feedback x
>>85854463What's your job then lad?
>>85854441You have posted variations of this story here a bunch of times, why do you keep doing it mate?
>>85854470I sell cars at a Honda dealership
>>85854467IF YOU LIKE THE JONAS BROTHERS, COVER YOUR BELLY loved it when he said that x
Has a song ever made you cry lads x
Crushing Stuart Little with high heels.
>>85854487Yes, several times. The most recent I think was Candy by Paolo Nutini
>>85854469I want to hear more from HHL
>>85854487https://youtu.be/Cj7miUnCojQ?si=qu5Om0mPlSY_9o6c
>>85854467>>85854483thank god us mere mortals aren't recorded talking shite while we're drunk OH WAIT
>>85854467the American lady doing fake niceness is far worse than the two British blokes being passive aggressive and awkward at each other.(this would still apply if you switched the genders around, so it's not a sexism thing)
>>85854487https://youtu.be/Kc1VMXQar2Y
Some star wars nonce has died
>>85854532For me its "I didn't understand"
>>85854539Have a bit of class lad
*in the voice of the StarClans II narrator*YOUR KETAMINE SUPPLIES HAVE BEEN DEPLETED.
Can't understand why he did it de lads.
>>85854544That's a good one lad xThe Biggest Lie has to be his saddest song though I reckon
Still can't work out why he did it de lads
>>85854565Zelda's pussy was THAT good.
>>85854565he had the zheimers apparently
>>85854539fuggg you're right ;_;
Don't think I can save my Apu. He didn't recover emotionally from Ozzy passing this year and retreated into comfort watching his favourite programmes: Babylon 5, Star Trek: ToS Star Trek: TNG. Would be kinder to have him put down at this point.
>>85854565being exiled from Menzoberranzan and forced to wander the wilds drove him mad, so searching for the Silmarils was all he had left.
Always jealous of people who have that drive to get good at something and put the time and energy it requires. Whenever i try a hobby i get kind of decent at it then just pack it in, content that I've achieved something of average difficulty. I'll never be exceptional
>>85854565Born once a century a Gerudo male is born to the Gerudo tribe born to be kings and rule over the tribe not satisfied with that he learned of old hylian legend of the tri force. He tried to gain favour with the Hyrule royalty to find the tri force of power so he could rule over all of hyrule. He succeeded by allowing link to gather the 3 spiritual stones and open the door of time, Gannondorf being too evil couldn't touch the Master Sword because only the righteous and pure of heart can lift it from its pedestal. Once Link pulled the master sword out of its resting place Gannondorf invaded the sacred realm to get the tri force of power and turned the world of hyrule into world of ruin.
>>85854532Gayest song I've ever heard
>>85854639Not gayer than yer da lad
Crosslad, why couldn't Ganondolf wear gloves to lift the sword?
if he never had fish odour syndrome he could have been an capsule hotel manager welcoming international tourists in Tokyo. he could have been a bespoke tailor measuring clients for premium suits, he could have been an operating theatre technician assisting surgeons. the fishy smell ruined his life. got him expelled from his commercial airline pilot training because his flight instructors couldn't tolerate the close confines of the tiny two-man cockpit during long flights. he could have been a perfume counter consultant if his natural scent didn't completely overpower the fragrances he was trying to sell.
LEEEEEEEEROYYYYYYYYYYYY JEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIINSX
Dying general. Pathetic.
>>85854664Let's see your little general then lad, sick of it
>>85854648The Master sword is connected the sacred realm there the sages will judge if you have a pure of heart or a heart of evil desires. If a good person touches the tri force the holder will usher in a golden age of peace and prosperity. If an evil person touches the tri force the world will fall into darkness.
>>85854675what if he also kept the gloves on while he touched the Triumph Forks? would the world default to neutral?
>That's hilariousAny fat fucks in?
Not depressed but i can't wait to die. Wouldn't put this life on anyone
Things have not been going wellThis time I think I finally fucked myself
>>85854670You sound triggered, spacker. Pipe down. Don't reply to my posts. You will achieve nothing of note in your pathetic existence.
if he never had fish odour syndrome he could have been an astronaut preparing for long duration space station missions. he could have been a rolex salesman adjusting straps on customers' wrists, he could have been a dentist performing delicate oral surgeries. the days of fish smelling ruined his life. got him kicked out of his submarine crew deployment because the recycled air system in the deep sea vessel couldn't filter out the scent in the shared bunks.
>>85854423rest in peace captain
>>85854706Please don't confront me with my failures, i had not forgotten them
>>85854696what has happened laddington?
>>85854706Come on lads. I mean ... we're all mates.
>>85854693 Bet I'm more depressed than you and a bigger loser
>>85854736Well probably since i just said I'm not depressed
>>85854688No that's not how it works, simply wearing gloves does not make you pure of heart. The sacred realm is created by the 3 Gods of hyrule. Din, Farero and Nayru. They judge whether or not you have good or evil intentions to use the trifroce that they created.
>>85854664I think /r9k/rinkle is more suited to your tastes little lad x
My thigh has been proper killing for like a week, am i dying lads
pray for ruthmong, he jumped off beachy head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-z9tHa_5BUwatching this QUALITY piece of Christkino.not knocking Christians in general wor Crosslad don't you worry, but this is funny as hell. saw it on Sky Movies when i was about 13 thinking it was just a normal teen horror film. but you sort of need the context that it's an American/Church thing then it makes sense. like it's engineered to be OKAY for little Jeremiah to watch.
Pray for gay mong
>>85854772How did he get there from Turkey
Drunk as shit I just pissd myself gags
>>85854760Could be coming down with a blood clot lad that's how it started for me.
>YT muzak serving me sunoslop AI shit too just now for the first timeckin ell innit
>>85854808Well fuck. I should probably go the walk in
Check twitter, it's all going down, theres some massive allegations coming out against Stewart and his decades of noncery against young boys. Holy shit.
>>85854820Why must you lie about someone who just died
>>85854744>Dinlook at her, testing poor Link's purity by dancing with him like a saucy little minx.(i'd light her fire any day~)
>>85854782You ever seen The Last Temptation of Christ? Corrrrr. Good kino that was. The Bible... In the Beginning is good too if you're into mental, made-to-scale Noah's arks.
>>85854836Off to reddit you pop you cunt.
>>85854844You're the cunt if anyone is mate. Nothing wrong with a bit of sincerity
>>85854820i have FACT CHECKED this post by checking Twitter.a quick lazy search for 'patrick stewart allegations' and there's nowt. only hits are shite like>He never faced any allegations and was a great actor. He is going to be missed.methinks you are but a common troll, sir
Why does he want to kill himself lads? What's he afraid of?
Go on lads what's your go to pint x
>>85854908he's been suicidal before.idk i'm hoping to be glass-half-full on this one, dude's just an oddball. i understand the feeling but i HOPE we're wrong
You seen this France vs Japan thing on X? Funny as fuck France are winning
>>85854927Quim juice from the furry cup
has google maps changed for you? i cant look up bus times anymore
>>85854927A Swan Session Blonde at my favourite pub in York.
>Twitter/XNARM
>>85854941France are definitely not winning. And it's not France is it, it's Africans
>>85854950Bus wanker. Learn to drive.
>busesReal man stuff
>>85854957Just say you're a nonce little man
Bet Matt Lucas will feel a bit awkward once his best mate goes down for noncing
>30 Octobero we are spookin
>>85854963Bit late for ad hominem. Should be tucked in for beddybyes. Work tomorrow.
>>85854963Stfu brown boy x
>>85854964Why do you think he's reinventing himself with e.g. Taskmaster? Damage limitation.
>>85854964It's so fucking over for Walliams. Wrongun. Never liked him.
>>85854927St Austell Proper Job at the moment.
perfect job for us https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5kHyQWGzY
>>85854935And those victims have probably had suicidal thoughts too. He needs to face the consequences of his perverted mindset. Fucking wrongun likes them on the young side.
British? Elizabeth Rose Bloodflame? Watch the hololive Justice Phasmophobia collab in two hours: https://youtu.be/3FwAg_0_xDc(other POVs not scheduled yet but should be available)
Would have loved Welcome to the NHK if it wasn't for that paedo arc. Completely relatable otherwise
When you have fish odour syndrome you get suicidal thoughts
>>85854805I'm British, white and never left the UK.>>85854772Not yet lad. One day I will.
>>85854991Andy looks a little bit like a younger SSM
>I'm British, white
>>85855003Not a big fan of Liz to be fair, same with Raora. I do like CC and GG though.
Only 400 mb left on the drive lads. Fuck porn addiction.
>>85854960money is a bit tight for that, I'm sure you'll be very empathetic and understanding =)
>>85854962i dont get this what do you mean?
>>85854990corrr had a few of these during my twice-yearly relapses.they had better ALWAYS come in bottles. i know they do the cans now, but it's nice that you can get a tasty bottle-conditioned ale in all the supermarkets.
>>85855025this but kinos and/or general hoarding.
>>85855025>pornNot a real man
I think I might have pissed on the floor a few days ago when I was drunk and that's why it smells.
Every day we above ground is a shut day,there's nobody wors3Off than us
>>85855103Pathetic and gross and disgustingHave a word with yourself
Nobody will give a fuck when I rope but because this bald cunt did a few episodes of star wars the internet sheds a fucking ocean for the cunt, fuck you
>>85855150It's not pathetic, it was an accident
>>85855154>Anonymous>waaa nobody ramambers meeeeDo something with purpose, dickhead
>>85854565Born as the only male to an infinite harem of women, but then he got circumcised.
>>85855163Putting on a daft costume and larping as an alien is not doing something with a purpose lad, fuck the lot of yas
>>85855171Somebody is a grumpy graham today
>>85855192Xem's pretending to be on xeir period.
>>85855177No YOU do something with purpose, you ignorant spastic. With YOUR life. Fuck him, he's dead, he can't do anything. But YOU can make a difference to YOUR life and YOU can start by not making any more excuses. Be a man and stand up for YOUR life. I believe in YOU.
poor little lad is on a mega melty
>>85855219Is little lad in the room with us right now, big lad?
might have a ham and cheese toastie.
>>85855290Get one down you me lad. Have tonight's tonight and tomorrow's tonight.
>>85855302Cheese is high in choline and will lead to a build up of TMAO in the body
everything getting worseat least i still have boozeoppressive lifebut i continue
He try to keep positive in life x
He got to consider he self lucky x
> Each day that you walk the earth, phantoms will say to you, 'You cannot have toasties.'> But it is within your power to say, 'You are but a phantom and I am a servant of the LORD; I shall have myself a toastie.'Jesus 1:16-17
https://youtu.be/na4oA2d1aK8
Some day fish and some day shit de lads, oh aye x
>>85855426the headphones arnt on her ears!
Finking of my MSN friends from 2004, an others including Myself who at times believed life would continue Much the same not realising that nothing lasts in this life an nothing can ever be counted on except that "Jesus Christ is the same yesterday and today and forever." (Heb 13:8)
I'm on the couch lit
>>85855440Even back then I felt the disconnect. One guy I would sometimes talk to was some guy from Sweden that I met in an online video game who had a girlfriend and told me he had just had sex with her, he was a few years older than me, at the time I was probably 15 or some bullshit and I guess it was kinda weird he said that in retrospect but not in a nonce way, just a guy bragging about sex, but I was just an ugly mong teenager on the interrnet and I'm still an ugly mong on the internet only now I'm an adult and he must be like 38 now and he's probably married with six kids and a big house and a sports car and a fancy career. Mad really. I'm probably the biggest loser in the world unironically.
A fucking street shitting Indian with an arse parasite 10 metres in length has a better life than me.
i shall be going to bed soonish wish you all a nice morning
A fucking Bangladeshi nonce with one arm and an ingrown toe nail has a better life than me.
>>85855555pwooorr look at them 5s
The internet peaked with habbo x Shut it down..Shout out jibbi RIP Jephyrr
U met me at a very 2002 time in my life.....
Ever fink theres more to.it all and at the end You'll be like Oh of course........I get it now......Haha....Know what I mean?
Collab is in a few minutes but Raora and Cecilia still haven't put their stream up D:
Bit of a late nite snackington-on-the-naze innitLuvly, thatPhwoarX
S/o magitek-designs Agent00zeldaione, bob RIP lilduckieS.o Fan listings, in general......
Bumping Pearl Jam
pictishfreak Decadent_One Scottish legends of smash melee forgotten by time......
Raora on twitch for some reason, CC MIA :'(
>>85855715I had his song off twin peaks on earlier. Xx n_n
might have to turn the heating on soonfascinating stuff
Ngl byt thats my.jam x
Ngl am not gonna play GTA 6. But am interested in how it turns out. But watching on YouTube etc.
Give up the woozing lads, get strong!
>>85854908https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Walliams#Controversy_and_allegationsCan't stand him. Always thought he was a wrongun
>>85855769Im day 3 no wooze
>>85855773Ruth won't be happy. She was a big fan of his books growing up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mno_kU1JlE
>>85855813Remember watching him on comic relief and thinking he came off as a massive fucking creep
>>85855778Cor! Keep it going de lid. Every day is a new one and if you're genuinely finding it hard, a complete day of resistance is a victory.
Alright they're finally about to start after some tech issues. Raora and Cecilia are on twitch, ERB and Gigi are on YouTube https://www.twitch.tv/cecilia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lsvuvz9aNY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCbZddJt_V0
Mad this still up. 4chan was created about 2 weeks after this thread https://zeldauniverse.net/forums/index.php?thread/3304-e-zelda-com/&postID=63712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKUblL9mUz0v v
Ngl in 07 6am wrapped in blanket on computer chair watching to catch a predator on youtube before it was time to get ready for skool and /b/ was still fun.
>>85855813All these bints growing up reading a nonce creeps books. Not right.
>>85855882the Zelda forum i lived on is still up as an archive IT NEEDS TO DIE and take all my teenage cringe with it>>85855905lol yeah we were still living not-everything-on-computers-yet then (deffos not phones).i remember /b/ at first was my friend's forum of choice and i was like ??? it's just daft and i made a '/b/ style' image macro of a cat screaming that was like>OLOLOL 4CHAN NERDS SHOULD DIE!!!!1and he thought that was lulzy.good lad, him. now he's off with a great wife/kids and I'M the one on 4chan at 2:40am ( ._.)
>>85855831I was so hoping he'd die after getting ill from doing that charity swim in the thames. I remember feeling so creeped out by him growing up watching Little Britain.
>>85855637I started playing runescape because you could trade a HC for 50k runescape gold and it was way easier to farm gold in runescape. Then I realized it was better and quit habbo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_Fayfx2NUMI. fucking. LOVE. science. xD
Remember hosting a falling furni game except I'd have two clients open and play it on the second one and make myself win so people would keep p2p/reving. I feel bad about it now but why the fuck would you keep paying just to have a chance at winning some shitty prize
>>85855925My cousins wean was born on 09 when I was 16 so hes 16 16 years later. Its a lifetime ago.
>>85855971They should make a water park themed like this.
>>85855958Mind what ppl would do is set up whole fake websites where its like "download this program to generate free furni :D epic_legit_furni_hack.exe" Which Yeah so ppl download this trojan horse an get keylogged whenever they next sign in and get their account wiped. Nibbas was not playing around. Hence why there wad the likes of kitten.007 "habbo help centre" an of course SafetyFairy on that *DING* arc
Yas man ahahhaha x x
>>85855769Don't drink me but giving up porn knowing there is nothing for me out there is a hard thing to do.
8 year old me learning how to milk whales
went to sleep in January, just woke up and now its October what the fuck
20 years ago I got my 360 with Saints Row and went to Blockbuster to buy points cards.
I got drip, drip, drip (Drip), drippy drop (Drop)Tippy top from a thitty thot (Thitty thot)Toppy real sloppy, call it slippey top (Grip)She grippy grop on my cickey cock (Grop)Oh, that's your bitch? Come get her, she's a lost dogShe'll go to worlds end to get my rocks offI'm slipping in that pussy, don't need rock saltAnd I know you really love me 'cause you suck till you get lockjawhttps://youtu.be/ya_bRThsMWs
>>85856024my favourite sam hyde is the one where he talks about how retarded it is to waste all your time. Corr watched this nearly 10 years ago. Wish I'd listenedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vau3n0pcI2Q
Watching yesterday eastenders before bed cus its a goodun apparently n_n
chilli cheese fries? at 3am?i do whatever the F*** i want
>>85856045At the end kf the day if your alive theres always something you can do better than you did yesterday x >>85856135Why not x
Bro cindy beale is looking rough. Ngl I would def be in with the Beales or Slaters if I lived in EE. The Hufflepuff of EE. I've got nuffink left. X
Me when ave got nothing left https://youtu.be/mlpYAaS2Efc
>>85856045Similar concept, but with a narrative and John Maushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=balitii8_Xg
>>85855925It will never die. It will envr be baleeted..the cringe must live forever. Mwahahahahaha >:D
got a hot choccy now.
>>85856215*pees in it when ur not looking * XD jk...or am I n_n x
>>85856176prefer the broadcast version
Dont say u will unless u will x x
>>85856230as if i would ever take my eyes off the prizeanyway i might sleep gonna finish this drink + video first
sleep now for megood night friends
Cockroach spawn alert !>>85856319Gnighy xx
Well well well x
If I have this Twirl now my diet has to start tomoz. Thats fair and I agree to it. Bon appetit. X n_n xx
Notright thst kat had to bury Zoe. X
Hope zoe, Ronnie roxy, Danielle, Dot are eternally happy in heaven, and Ronnies son,x x
She grippy grop On my cickey cock >(Grop)
^_^ https://youtu.be/vbNr2gBomm4
Abortion is the destroyer of peace in our times bc once you legalise a mother killing her own child What is left? If thats allowed what isnt allowed? How can u claim anything else is illegal when thats legal? No leg to stand on at that point. "Pro choice"......true evil in our time...
>>85856570Fuck off crossy you massive retard
>>85856574Love you too mate x x
Oft x
Off to beddingshires nowArnt iX
Well that wis a load of bollocks am aff tae beds. Night troops o7>>85856714Xx
>>85856663A push of a cliff more like
Shout out to tinnies
Just off the phone with bossberg. My co-worker (we're a team of two) slipped and broke his finger. Unable to work for two weeks. Double the workload for me, de lads. Of course no extra pay. I fucking hate my life so much.
low key tempted to kms
Rip poofta
>>85856774Sorry to hear that mate. That not right at all
I will win my battle against sobriety
Worried about my Binance investments
>>85856881Me? 100% in XMR and have that on a private wallet.
Sean the CSAM enjoyer
Lush and lovely
Free Palestine x
Black tracks white socks hanging outside the shops
>>85856929Pair of shoes tied together and flung over a phone wire.
Patrick Steward has DieOh no
just found out my office crush is pregnant, genuinely the worst day of my life
>>85857163Corrr imagine the lad who got to spray his muck inside herHis legacy and genetics are ensured for the futureThat lad sees her naked and she willingly submits to him in all waysHe has full access to her in ways you can only imagineTop shagger by all accounts.THIS is REAL MAN MANIFEST
this bloke just said yorkshire tea is the best one, send me some
>>85857163Imagine manhandling her to a position that your virile seed can be injected into her womb where it meets her fertile egg, thus continuing her and his bloodlines for future generations.Imagine her pink, engorged pussy glistening in its readiness to willingly receive his manly cock deep inside her, with the expressed intention on making a life.Imagine her whole body shaking with delight as her chosen person climaxes inside her, as she tightens around him. The chemistry is incredible.
>>85857194You an influencer mate?
>>85857199no but the bloke is, was i shilled to?simon wilson, a welsh travel goy....
>>85857204Yeah you were influenceredProper sneaky
>>85857210ok but is it actually good though? we got lipton where im from
>Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise>Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
>>85857198weirs thing to write desu why aren't you at work? its friday morning
The missus did not respond to my advances last night lads. Currently at day 22 of no sex.
>>85857223Yeah it's good shit brav
>>85857231I am at work. What's your point? My office crush is Helen in HR and she's joining me for lunch today. I shall be imagining her in lingerie.
>>85857244i prefer to eat alone desu
>>85857237How old is she? How old are you?Is her bestie a man?
>>85857249Why the fuck would you need to know any of that? Don't ever ask me any follow up questions again, got it?
>>85857244>Helen in HRAny pics of her?
>>85857255>Don't ever ask me any follow up questions again, got it?Why?
Just found out GTA 6 is coming out next month lmao, yes I do live under a rock.
>>85857275Itll be shit anyway like everything nowadays
>>85857237Have you tried just wanking next to her in bed and grabbing her tits and arse while you do it? Even if she doesn't respond at least you get something out of it.
I'm married and haven't had sex in months.
>>85857249We're both 33. No her bestie is one of her girly friends from way back.>>85857282Yeah sadly this isn't how the real world works.
last day of wageslaving before my mandatory 2 days off, what a life, only 30 more years to go
Celebrity traitors has done more to show the world how retarded, bitchy, insufferable, unfunny, boring, dimwitted, brittle and forgettable celebrities are outside of their very carefully curated, scripted and edited media appearances than really anything else in the modern UK setting. I'm in favour of keeping it around just for that, to be honest.
>>85857303Me? Got Monday and Tuesday off for the next three weeks in a row so it's lush. Got to use up that leave before it resets oh aye x(kill me)
>>85857306It is quite revealing how feckless they are. A grown man having a full blown "panic attack" in a fucking game show and then revealing he's a traitor before the vote. Second time a traitor has intentionally revealed themselves this series. The fuck is wrong with these muppets?
>>85856929Five sub saharans sitting in a line on a nearby concrete wall, wearing all black with big puffy jackets on, a box of chicken in each pair of hands, mumbling in MLE
>>85857294That's how it works for me lad. She's up for it regularly but on nights where she isn't and I am I'll just crank one out while feeling her up.
>>85857255>Why the fuck would you need to know any of that? Don't ever ask me any follow up questions again, got it?>asks question to follow up question>waaaa don't ask me follow up questionsYOUR GF IS FUCKING SOMEONE ELSE BRAV.You LITERAL spastic.
>>85857407>I'll just crank one out while feeling her upcan confirm. this lads missus responds well to this approach.
>>85857268Not for here, no. That's rule-breaking talk and you know it.
>>85857275Never played GTA in my life. Have not played a serious computer game or video game in in over 10 years (32 years old now). Feel like this might be weird. Is it?
Criterion sale is absolute bollocks this year. Not a single film I actually want. Money saved I suppose.
>>85857440Youre a cabbage
>>85857491You don't watch any of those DVDs anyway mate
>>85857547I definitely do but you lads love to tell me this. Had a five pound off voucher so got Solaris for a fiver which was decent. Will wait and see if any of the other titles I want are discounted next week.
>>85857491Why don't you buy any bollywood movies?Thought that was all that your ilk watched.
>>85857569I can't really stand Bollywood films but Indian films made in other regions can be decent.
>>85857573What region do you come from?
Bangladeshis are alright by me, much more pleasant than Indians
>>85857591Poley is Mirpuri Pakistani. Mirpur is this specific region of Pakistan where almost all Pakistanis in the norf of England come from. Some dam was built in 1961 which flooded loads of Mirpur in Pakistani so a bunch of them moved to northern England and their sons groomed teenage girls.
Even HHL has a job now. Grim. The jews won.https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/225875011/#225876307
Mirpur was considered to be a conservative district in 1960s, and life in its rural villages was dominated by rigid hierarchies. The first generation Mirpuris were not highly educated, and they had little or no experience of urban living in Pakistan.Someone once described the situation with British Pakistanis as akin to American rednecks the most rural bumfuck fundamentalist towns of Alabama and Kentucky all moving to cities abroad and just repeatedly marrying their cousins over generations.
The trans fad is fading. People are moving on and there will be an attempt at memory holing the whole thing.
>>85857533>cabbageCabbage with a lunch date, lad. And she's looking hot as fuck today in her leggings.
>>85857629We'll have to dilate to keep that hole open.
>>85857629Wonder what deranged thing they'll all move to next. Even the Palestine fad is already losing momentum now.
Bloodeh gopvernment.*shakes fist*
>>85857255>Why the fuck would you need to know any of that?You do want some insight into your 22-day dry spell, right? Or are you just going for a really weird cope of MUH WIFEY NO LIKEY ME NO MOAR? You sound pretty insufferable, not surprised she doesn't want you inside her tbqhwy.
>>85857591I am not Indian, but films made in other regions can be normal, unlike Bollywood slop.
>>85857658The Palestine thing has been pretty integral to both global leftist politics and the Islamic world for a very long time. Sort of since the inception of Zionism in the late 19th century. A lot since the founding of Israel in 1948. Massively since the Yom Kippur War of 1967 when the West Bank and Gaza got annexed.It got massive wind this iteration because the death toll in Gaza has been high (80,000 dead) and 1000 Israelis dead since October 7th. Eventually, young people begin to realise they are powerless to stop these things and they despair and move on. Israel will probably try to resettle Gaza (pulled out in 2005) and will start ethnic cleaning. Would not be surprised if they tried mass sterilisation as a long term solution.
Apparently grown adult millionaire celebrities require a full 'dedicated and experienced welfare team' on set for the entire duration of filing celebrity traitors. Holy shit these people are some of the most gormless children I've ever seen.
>>85857652Update on this as & when pls Lad.
Missus found out I was cheating on her with my side chick. Fuck sake. Stupid bitch didn't tell me she was on the blob when I fingered her. I got caught red handed.
Me? Enjoying the half term sunshine and the lasses it brings out to play. Cor.
I see the larpers are in today. Sigh.
>>85857885Hurrhurrhurr n ting.
just decked a bloke for saying PStew was 'from Star Wars' instead of Star Trekshould've seen him lads proper bawling his eyes out and then i went>well i'm battering you ''''ironically'''' too LOL
morning friends, enemies, and frenemies.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrm2Uy7IYjY>I Monster - Hey Mrs (Glamour Puss mix)
Garn get on that comfy SeasideVIKING aren't I?Spent a few days hauling in some iron back to the hamlet. Got foods full of cupboards but desperately need some more seagull meat for my fowl stews oh aye. Food mods turn this game into comfy to super cozy. Teriyaki Sea Serpent coming on strong.
>>85857885But how old is she and how old are you and is her best mate a bloke and what's her favourite food and
Was just talking to the missus, gave her a suggestion that we can have some us time later and she immediately said>It would be nice... we'll see I might be too exhausted.Then she goes on talking about how there's a ton of things stressing her out right now.She could just say she doesn't want to ffs.
>run wife_doesnt_want_to_fuck_me_gimmick.exe
it not rite. 15 more years of Marvel superheroes, 3D animated cartoons, and the occasional 'brilliant' 'small scale' drama.everyone says they want original ideas until they get them.
>>85855756That's exactly what I'm going to do, curiosity about what they did with all that money and thousands of indian developers.
>>85857620he lies about shit all the time, in a couple days he'll say he's a proud life long neet again
>>85858054>original ideas>Ali G cos SBC needs dineroMy sides
>>85857620>>85858096idk why this lad is so obsessed with his screenshots but his 'job' could mean his litter-picking thing anyway, so what? lots of people have unpaid jobs. private companies hire robots for pennies now, your social security is the state's responsibility.
>N A R MN A R Mand the gimmick is hereby done
>>85858111i think neets here live vicariously through him, they want him to be a successful king of the neets
>>85858111>obsessed with his screenshotsTypical Sean bootlicker simp innit
>acronymNot a real man.
>>85858118This 100%. Easy topic to bring up and gets (You)s. Tragic when you think about it. Imagine using (You)s as validation.
Corrrr... earned a fiver on Prolific. It lush.
You're not a real fren de lid.Beige buffet? Not a real fren.SPACCA? Not a real fren.An owner? Not a real fren.Good lid makes his own way in life de lid.You got a warmblood who lavishes you with fried treats? You're not a fucking fren de lid I'll fucking spark you out you cunt you little RAT YOU WUCKKIG MONG LID DE LID GONNA FUCKIN' SPIN YOUR JAW DE LID DE LITTLE DE LID DE LADDO LID.
>>85858153nice manbra you've got there de lid x
>>85858161Mocking him for his gyno. Not right is it de lid? :(
A fucking smelly Afghan with a tumour growing out of his arsehole has a better life than me.
>>85854423Rest in peace, captain. You were a great one.I've seen him in a lot of old stuff too like Shakespear and as Sejanus in I Claudius, + American Dad. A really great guy. This one actually hurt me :(
Might give Shadows of Doubt another whirl, see if that solves my depression.
>>85858181https://youtu.be/4Tr0otuiQuU
>>85858175>has a better life than mewe all have a better life than youstop this gimmickplease and thank you
PhwoarGotten up again me haven't iA nu day hath dawned me finksX
*punches wall*I JUST WANT A GOTH BADDIE*sobs*
Next edish: sunsetting / end-of-life'ing gimmicksWhat do YOU want to see gone from /britfeel/?
>>85858153>i'm gonna turn this market...into a SPARKet!
>>85858203We're due a nonce edish tbqh
>>85858203Just the general toxicity really. The gimmicks and the responses to the gimmicks used to be quite light hearted and the general discussion was definitely more optimistic, good natured and positively interactive compared to today. These days it's basically running fights between catty, insecure, purposely vexatious people and the gimmicks are designed to annoy above everything else.Ironically it's a good metaphor for the overall trajectory of Britain as we continue into our national decline.
>>85858203hi /b/tc. to celebrate the frightful festivities (sp**ky s**son, if you will) i propose a thread-long MORATORIUM (heh) on ALL gimmicks.
>>85858215It has been a while. Noted and minuted.>>85858223Noted and minuted. Thank you.>>85858225Timely. Noted and minuted.
>>85858203tripfags and AI imagesboth irritate the life out of me
eurgh a namefag
>>85858248Noted and minuted.
>>85857620lol he became a miscegenator and a wagieI won, HHL lost xHelper will be joining the Tory party next
>>85858223NTA but this. It's like a GTA lobby.
>>85857226You just unlocked a memory... man I used to watch all of these ytmnds 20 years ago
why work for free? at least get a job where you get paid for your time
a lot of you lads have some majorly blocked chakras, sending you powerful healing frequencies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMyCWwqUoZI
New long dark game out. Corr. That was a real good game.
>>85858223if it's any consolation, i get the impression it's 1-2 lads who get their jollies from constantly being on the wind-up. maybe they're cackling in their boots AT this, but it's trolling, it existed on the internet before we were born, it has just shifted form with how the internet has gone (more personal/social media driven).just an odd choice of target, really. lads here are fine, frens even.
>>85858296It's seethemong. He's here for about 12 hours per day and his 1 goal is to wind people up.
>>85858223>The gimmicks and the responses to the gimmicks used to be quite light hearted and the general discussion was definitely more optimistic, good natured and positively interactive compared to todaycomplete nonsense, go back 10 years and britfeel was 90% discord trannies having drama with each other. britfeel is the same as its always been only with less effort put into gimmicks
>>85858308are there trannies on here now? because that's not rite x
>>85858308And I wouldn't be surprised if the lads doing the trolling are some of those same people, upset that their other dollies have left.
>>85858318You are always going on about dollies. What a sad pathetic life.
Stockings arrived. Hope she can get them round her fat thighs this time.
Corrrrrr, now earned over eight quid on Prolific. Much better than the other survey apps so far.
>>85858306>his 1 goal is to wind people upnot a real man
Dayz time methinks, head into the desert (just found water \o/). Not looking too good as I'm a bit ill, but that was the heat and not drinking or eating. Different story now, I'll be ill and drinking and eating (slowly).
Think I ate too much curry and I'm starting to smell like an Indian
Just found the old pics I posted of my gf as revenge porn ten years ago. Corrr that's nostalgic.
>>85858352>>85858352do you have a desire to sell 5 pound screen protectors for 90 quid?
>>85858323Seethe away, seethemong x
>>85858366No saar but I want to see bob and vagene
Corrr bennies claimants are gonna get raped by Big Andy
>>85858382Be you soon enough again pal we all know you can't hold a job down
>>85858396I have a very good job, neet. Seethe harder
IT HIM, HE HERE! xD
>>85858296>it's 1-2 lads who get their jolliesSpeaking as a former meltymong there's no jollies really it's all pretend. It's an addiction, a boring addiction to negativity, getting a response any response, underneath the fake laugh, fake moralfag pearl clutching to whip up shit boring drama you don't even care about there's no jollies, fun, feelings, just emptiness. I have a long history of being a meltymong. Before the internet even. Thankfully not relapsed in a while. It's because I never fit in with people. I tried to fit in the normal way and it never worked. People always reject me. So I would try to join new groups and when the rejection inevitably set in I would try to stir shit turn people against each other gossip about people. Make up rumours and nasty nicknames about people. Negative attention better than no attention. It's a sickness tbqh.
>>85858306you think you're better because you're only here 11 hours and 40 minutes everyday
>>85858448That does make me better actually. I'm not a loser spending half the day here.
quite like the lad who says 'janman'. makes me think ofhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szcD2pAjd_8inb4>you only know this from The Simpsons!yeah.
>>85858454>Yes, today (Friday, October 30, 2026) is the last day of the October half-term break for schoolsthat explains it
Quite looking forward to this weekend akshually
>>85858463Well you obviously just wanted a reason to post the song and inane tidbit. A single word gimmick doesn't warrant this pomp and circumstance when you could just say "I like that word" the end. Strange stuff.
>>85858478are you doing anything spookie
>>85858443glad to hear of your recovery, lad.suppose it predates the internet itself, previously this was road rage on the motorway, before that it'd be hecklers at a play or gig.we've all got stuff to throw melties about, whether it's rational or just a spontaneous temper tantrum. it's still worth checking at the door a little bit if you're here, of all places. no sense pissing into an ocean of piss x
I still get roped up thinking about my secondary school oneitis. Pined after and wanked over her for years. Stalked her on Facebook recently and she's still lush.
Why did I receive loads of emails about Black Friday deals today? Isn't it at the end of November? It's still October.
>>85858485nah, i posted it because>quite like the lad who says 'janman'. makes me think of>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szcD2pAjd_8follows on from the previous 'recent gimmicks' discussion, that was the triggering factor me lad
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/r9k.desu.meta/text/janman/page/1/
how did one lad spend the first day of 2021 you ask? like this of coursehttps://desuarchive.org/_/search/tnum/63944034/deleted/deleted/
>>85858533That says June, not January you absolute fucking mong
>>85858540apologise for poor english im turkish
Release the poo logs you utter MONG.
>>85858502Upon further consideration that checks out.
Lexi Belle actually had nice little tits, didn't she? Not too small, not too big. Nice bounce when she rode cowgirl.
Something has to give with the state of policing and crime and prisons and frankly asylums. Yesterday I was in a local shop and some cunt teenager comes in and starts screaming at staff, tries to assault a woman and when restrained screams he's going to kill one of the female employees, tries spitting at her. Police arrive, he's a known shoplifter, literally every single day he shoplifts, police say they can't arrest him because "no offence has been committed". No really that is verbatim their response. They said they will give him 'words of advice' and release him at home (he's very well known to police).Then today, the very next day, my sister is in the library and a man in his 50s barges in screams at an old librarian YOU FUCKING BITCH and tries to grab and punch her. Eventually shoved out by some men, police were called an hour ago and aren't there. Doors locked, nobody can leave. Librarian has said he does this sometimes, police don't arrest him.I feel like I'm going insane. We shouldn't have to live like this. Apparently shoplifting is so bad that there are a couple shops in town basically confirmed they will be closing because it's so rampant and they can't keep affording the losses of the shoplifting itself as well as the losses in trading overall because they have to lock the shops down for hours at a time a few days a week.This is anarcho-tyranny.
>>85858566She's one where her tits look really different sometimes. Some days tony little buds, other days decent handfuls. Can't make up their mind lol.
>>85858556thanks lad. although i will admit>you posted a thing because you wanted to post itin a way, sure, that's all posts innit.i WOULD LIKE IT if YOU (and all /britfeel/) posted things they wanted to post <3(choonz are appreciated, found some good music lately thanks to you lot.)
>>85858566Her tits are pretty mediocre to be honest. Nothing to write home about.
Hafta do some chores soon, meX
I'M M4DE OF METAL MY CIRCUITS GLEAMI AM PERP3TUALI KEEP THE C0UNTRY CLEAN
>>85858572>"no offence has been committed"Errrmm, what? Shoplifting, assault, threats and antisocial behaviour aren't offences any more?
I keep getting beaten up in Homebase and nobody does anything about it
Any of you lads want to have a high brow intellectual discussion without any bullying?
>>85858633this is his little fanfiction now that ao3 has been hacked x
I have actually been raped twice by two different women and the police thought I was joking when I tried to report it. Fuck em.
feel like quite a tetchy toad todaydrugs/diet/lifestyle/lack are potential factorsmaybe it's also constipation + being on my 5th energy drinkprobably just magic or a bug going round.
>>85858656just go for it me lad
Gabby Carter has phenomenal tits. Don't care if they're a bit saggy they're fucking LUSH.
>>85858495>Black4 weeks to go. Campaigns start 4 weeks out typically.Scroll to the bottom of the emails and click/tap Unsubscribe. Simple as.
>>85858580>tonycoombrain
>>85858572Gosh, all these far-fetched events happening in a a short timeframe and with the same person involved. Must be true.
Because of the internet and porn, I have seen more fanny and cock than all my ancestors combined going back 4000 years.Yet I haven't had sex.Makes you think, doesn't it?
>>85858682>Gabby CarterLovely hangers on herPatrician tastesReal man
>>85858703>cockbit gay/homosexual m8 just saying
>>85858710I watch heterosexual porn, it just has a man in it fucking the woman.
>>85858710Just a fact innit? If you watch porn you see penises.
>>85858682>https://upskirt.tv/play/343662/gabbie-carter-big-tits-gangbangNot obviously OFCOMcuck'd
>>85858718>I watch porn, it has a man in itbit gay desu>>85858719>penises.also a bit gay desu
>>85858719>lesbian only (aka male hetero enjoyed) porn doesn't exist.Sorry lad you're some % gay if you watch other mens dicks.Just the way it is.
>>85858725How is that gay? If I watch a gangbang with 5 men fucking a woman, I'm self-inserting as one of the men... a man having sex with a woman is NOT gay
>>85858682her figure is built for sex tooenough meat to manhandlecorrrr
For me? Katja Kassin
I just want to be in an adult nursing relationship
>>85858705Love her LUBED scene. Those oily tits bouncing up and down. OH MY DAYS!
>>85858719Me? I'm straight so I only watch women. Solo and lesbian. I have no interest in this cock/penis you speak of.Sounds a bit cuckold. Imagine watching a man penetrate a woman. Hmm.
>>85858728>ignores the fact he's surrounded by 4 other dicks and that he's checked out the other dicks to see which one matches his dick and arouses him more.Anon...y..you have to have a talk with yourself.
Gabbie did an anal scene with Anton Harden, now that's impressive fair play to her
Used to like Brigette B back in the day. She was always a bit mogged but nowadays she's unwatchable. Zoey Nixon and Jessica Robbin were good too. Don't hear much about them nowadays. Zoey Nixon had a cracking handjob video I must have busted 100s of nuts to.
>>85858728>I'm self-inserting as one of the menWhich of the men do you imagine yourself as?
>>85858746I never said I check out the dicks or get aroused by them.>>85858750Whichever one is currently fucking the woman in a hot way. I want to fuck the woman.
Good lord what is going on here?!
Evelyn Claire for me.
>>85858737>LUBEDthanks for the reminder ladi'ma hunt that down for laterCHEERS TO YOU
>>85858755The government are making them fight for asylum nowadays.
>>85858754>Whichever one is currently fucking the woman in a hot way.So you're saying you pick the cock based on its utility and timing, and switch to whatever cock is in use. Must be exhausting to keep track of all that penis. Good job, bro. Impressive.
>>85858754never got the appeal of gangbangs tbqhToo many guys with their cocks out, touching each other at times, i dont want to feel some hairy man leg when im trying to shag some lass
>>85858767You are literally gay and have sex with men.
>>85858754>I check out the dicksThat's the impression I'm getting tbf. Like in a homosexual way, not a gay way. Am I using the right term?
https://x.com/kumarsubodh_/status/2115985393237831869DEI dievershitty hiring competency crisis claiming four new victims innit
>>85858772Oh, gosh, That told me. Ya got me. I'm a MASSIVE HOMO.Lighten up, you big baby. If you can't take some banter, get out.
>>85858777>x.comin the bin you go
>little lad thinks the military hires people
>>85858771The men never touch each other in gangbangs. They're very careful to never touch each other, unless you are watching bi/swinger porn.
>self-insertingwhere did this idea come from? it's everywhere from porn to swords-and-sorcery stories.i never sit there and think>oh yeah, that one's ME.am i doin it wrong? ;_;
>>85858804>am i doin it wrong?Nope. You're doin it RIGHT.
>>85858804There's a danger of becoming trans if you do it wrong. It's important to imagine yourself in the scene having sex with the woman.
>>85858811Imagine watching porn as the cameramans viewpoint... how gay is that >"Yeah let me get down to the womans height to view this blowjob, that not gay at all!"POV is the least gay hetro porn.
>>85858811I always imagine it's my future gf or wife getting her arse blown out while I'm watching
TIL straight porn is super gay/homosexual.
Running a train on a woman is the least gay and most masculine thing you can do
>>85858845>it's my future gf or wife getting her arse blown outCan I have a go on your future missus then?
what porn has little lad been watching where the focus is the guys cock? very telling
>>85858811thanks for the warning anon. i'll work on my imagination skills, put an end to this 'third-person' nonsense.
>>85858858corrr what a fantastic combination of numbers you landed on there
I wonder if there's a market for poltergeist porn? Invisible cock style.
Copping GTA 6 just to live out my ethnic cleansing fantasies in 4K.
keep pausing my music because it has lyrics and i'm trying to read textnormally i can multitask this, dunno what's going onanyone know any good albums that are instrumental-only? not chill/ambient Brian Eno stuff, more like bouncy rock/metal/electronica that just doesn't have vocalsta x
>>85858874Did you ever see Hollow Man? I watched it when I was a little lad, I still remember the scene where he fondles her breasts while being invisible.
Book of Eli 4K and Big Heat 4K coming from Arrow in January. Not bad, not great. Me? I wanted The Swordsman Trilogy.
>>85858875in these days of software reporting analytics and user behaviour back to a server, do they track this stuff?>some users are exclusively killing black NPCs!didn't they patch Red Dead Redemption 2 because players were doing 'kill-all-the-suffragettes' speedruns?
Wonder what ever happened to mihai? Sad to think of him dead in a ditch somewhere but it seems likely unfortunately
>>85858907I heard in the new Halo they made it impossible to kill female NPCs in the game (like your gun won't fire).
>>85858887I did.It seems there's AI "invisible" groping but no invisible penis... I guess training something to be invisible is a challenge.>>85858875Can i play it on PC without getting pig slaughtered?
>>85858904Shit, shit and mega shit. Why do you watch such rubbish?
>>85858852>a sloppy, used hole full of other man's ejaculatesounds quite gay lad
>>85858882I don't think I do desu. I'd just google instrumental mix of whatever genre I was wanting.
>>85858919Invisible penis going in a fanny would be interesting to see. You'd just see her go from tight to gaped with each thrust.
>>85858868CORRR it's a sign!
I like euro and easyern euro MILFs who get railed in their arses tbqhwyf
>>85858920I may watch rubbish but you should watch your manners.
>>85858928>>85858868>>85858858You know what, go on then lads. You've both earned a go on her.
>>85858920attention grabbing innitand it workedqed
>>85858934cheers boss manmuch appreesh
RIGHT IN THE BLOODY ARSE AND THAT'S FUCKING LUSH
>>85858887good flick, that. very flawed but enjoyable. lads WOULD just go mental and do pervy/rape stuff if they turned invisible.i like how it pointed out that the sunlight was pissing him off because>his eyelids are transparent.oh, yeah. fug.
>>85858930>easyernyou were doing so well
If I was invisible I'd do all sorts of creeping about. Going into random people's houses, stealing food from the shops, wanking in lassie's bedrooms. It would be lush.
>>85858950I'd just get rich and enjoy life, but maybe we're just different people.
>>85858950Just become a migrant lad, live out your fantasy. Much easier than building a science laser that goes wrong.
>>85858938CORRR MEATY HANGERSMEATY HIPSBUILT FOR SEXYTIME
>>85858585We missed this one though. It sad.
>>85858938And totally ruined by shitty tats, a tale as old as time
oh my giddy gape did the number heackin really?? wowzers!!
>>85858950I would follow lasses around, stare at the tits and arse, maybe even have a squeeze. It lush
>>85858979You could probably have sex with them and everyone would just think they are insane like that film The Entity.
>>85858950thought this about bernard's watch
>>85858950i think i'd just find some guy with a comfy flat, and effectively live with him without his knowledge.sit next to him on his couch, watch whatever telly he's watching. pretend that we're mates, without him ever knowing.
>>85858985And you'd watch him wank too batty boy
>>85858985weird little lad
>>85858985This is very disturbing, lad, can't you just shag some bitches instead?
>>85858989that's just the kind of close relationship me and Dave would have (in my own head)
magic boobs.
>>85859017Think she has an alien in her belly.
>be me six months ago>'once I buy this watch I'm gonna be so good with exercising and tracking movement'>picrel how it's going
>has super powers>uses it just to have a parasocial friendgrim
>>85859024Maybe it's a halloween bodysuit for Warwick Davies, and he's inside her stomach pulling levers? I think that's more realistic.
was going to watch thesedon't have them downloaded stillwon't watch these 2bh
What would be better, being invisible (only you are invisible), or invisible clothing? Be a bit cold if you've got to be naked to be invisible.
Cute girls in fancy dress spreading their freshly shaven holes for Deano all weekend long.
>>85859052>or invisible clothingas in, the clothing itself is simply invisible (warm but people see me naked)?or it MAKES me invisible, like a Harry Potter Invisibility Cloak?former i don't see the point, latter: yeah that's better than becoming invisible. as long as you could pull a sock over your head. a balaclava would make you a floating pair of eyes.would be a nightmare doing the laundry, mind. imagine LOSING your invisible clothes.
cow tools
>>85859062Invisibilty cloak style. It would be better than having to be naked to do certain things.
>>85858975>heackintry again, giddy gumdrops x
>>85859080parody you as being a redditor, respond in the most reddit wayclockwork
>NEW: Laura Kuenssberg has revealed a Government Minister may have wanted a threesome with her after she arrived for an interview in his hotel room to find him on the bed shirtless with his partner waiting
>>85859068really surprised this is an original post to be honest with you.
it's the weekend of slaggy outfits ladsI shall be out and about in the town of never you mind enjoying the sights and sounds of slaggy outfit lasses in the name of halloween
>>85859094me to, thought i'd have to pull the capital I trick
>>85859079aye 100% that one, then.i suppose the downside is, you'd have to KEEP yourself covered. so maybe a jumpsuit with a mask you can comfortably breathe through somehow, OR a big loose cloak that'll get snagged/torn by a tree branch eventually.maybe you could get fancy with fasteners or velcro (on the inside).
As well as a rash, I have this weird itchy nodule hanging off my armpit. I've just spent 40 minutes taking a close up shot in the mirror, which is really difficult to do.
Turkish men love trans girls
>>85859068he made some confusing cartoons
>>85859178>confusing cartoonsIYKYK
>>85859123Gets hard once you get down to the fine details.If I had a choice of super powers I'd pick telekinesis. No fucking around then, just make stuff happen.
>>85859187Telekinesis is a solid choice. The other one I'd like is teleportation.
>>85859193yeah bet that would help you get around your boxroom better
>>85859196what makes you seethe?
Just once I would like to have a conversation without seethemong immediately bullying me.
>>85859193speaking of flicks that were decent, but COULD AND SHOULD have been better...
>>85859207Jumper is a guilty pleasure of mine. I know it's not the greatest movie, but I just love it anyway.Another one is Chronicle. Some teenagers get superpowers and one of them who used to be bullied ends up abusing his powers and goes full Anakin Skywalker, the entire US military has to stop him. That would probably happen to me if I had superpowers lel
>>85859199just saying lad, not really a priority for you is.if imagining someone else doing what you don't do on here helps you cope then fair enough
>>85859204maybe you should get friends irl where seethemong can't get you?
>>85859037You're absolutely right, lid. He's a crafty little bugger.
>>85859193Yeah that would be good. Really handy. Combine it with the invisibility suit for easy bank robberies.
>>85859223He still gets me even when he isn't here because it pops into my head what he would say "why do you care in your boxroom"
>>85859090Wouldn't have a threesome with her if she was the last two women on earth.
>>85859218does anyone else know what this guy's on about? it's a mystery to me, I wish I was the doctor doolittle of seething mongs, then I would understand
>>85859217Chronicle is so edge-lord coded looking back at it. Makes more sense now we know Max Landis is a tool.
>>85859240Nowt wrong with being a bit of an edge lord every now and then.
Also Walter Koenig. A terrible week for Trekkies.
>>85859234have you ever genuinely gotten mad at something on 4chan? no i don't think you have. thats pretty standard, yet you have to imagine others getting mad. see i don't imagine you as being mad because the concept of getting mad at 4chan is absurd to me
>>85859255Every week since voyager ended has been a bad week for trekkies
>>85859265Truer words never spoken tbqh.
>>85859265ENTERPRISE was pretty good, except for the time-beings subplot.
Waraoke night xIn my eyes, Bantu polesSmegma cocks on which I blowHides my face, hump the snakeIn the sun in my disgraceBoiling heat, batty stench'Neath the black, my arse looks deadWelper drowns in all the creamAnd I'll hear you scream againBlack hole bum, in they cumBummed on bag cocaineBlack hole bum, in they cumIn they cum, in they cum...https://youtu.be/Y6Kz6aXsBSs
As for me? It's poopy poo pee poo.
Cor another aborted new thread, 2nd one in a row. /britfeel/ in shambles
fucking hell what a STATE
What is going on!!!I don't pay my loicence fee for this.
OFFICIAL SAMHAIN EDISH:>>85859499>>85859499>>85859499
HALLOWEEN EDISH SOMEONONE PLEASE
Seethemong did not enjoy THAT post
