Everyone out trick or treating i guess.
Lads. Good evening.
wanking off in bath
Halloween themed wank
SO I CUT HERFROM HER ASSHOLE TO HER CUNT
That lad who doesn't like music reminds me of this meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbxgYlcNxE8
Just got home from work 10 minutes ago. Wife has been talking non stop since ive walked through the door. Mental.
>>85866703Is that a Strictly contestant?
*informs the apus Sir Patrick Stewart has died*
COME ON U CUNT LET'S HAVE SOME APHEX ACID Xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epuUd_qTfCw
>>85866719You assume that she stopped talking when you left to go to work?
THEY THOUGHT IT WAS OVERIT'S NOT OVERI'LL BE BACKI'VE GOT MY AXE
>>85866730NOW we're talking.Good move, Aphexlad.
Not a single knock on the door tonight thank God for that
>>85866719How many days since last sex?
Thinking of watching that there cabin in the woods
Some people are lighting fireworks and mum is going apeshit saying they need to ban fireworks and what about the frightened dogs.
>>85866719I get proper wound up when as soon as I wake up they just immediately start nagging or going on about the most negative shit ever (usually bitching about other people). Can't be doing with overly negative shit these days
>>85866707Sir, this is Tesco.
>>85866749I liked it. It's dumb, but good dumb. Would have liked to have seen more from the monsters though
How do mew melodies keep being written in music? Surely they'd have ran out by now
No halloween sweets because I'm on a diet. Fucking crap. I usually have loads of goodies tonight.
>>85866753>>85866719Does your wife add to your existence or just make you less lonely?
>>85866752Every single year we get the same complaints using the same tired arguments about the same tired shit. Mongs the lot of them
>>85866725*Refuses to take of Star Trek pyjamas for the rest of the week*
>>85866759maybe you could ask grok
>>85866760Alright fat lad x
>>85866761Being less lonely is adding to my existence. I've been alone for years and years before. This is better.
>>85866753What type of knickers does she wear snd what colours
>mew melodies>to take ofmongboys
AS DEEP AS THE KNIFE WILL GOA LIFE CHANGING TRANSFER OF POWER
I reckon that lad who doesn't like music would like hip-hop or spoken word. Something where the lyricism is the most important aspect.
>>85866774/soc/ is the board if you want people to talk about their partners knickers and sex shit. It's half cucks these days and half trannies
>>85866768>ask grokHilarious and grim.
>>85866785i reckon he likes winding wee laddies up
Might start a /britfeelontour/ on /soc/.
>>85866792Grok's actually been cooking for me lately
>>85866785i dont like music either actually, but not because "its just sound", that's daft. I just legitimately dont care about it at all. Hip hop is one of the worst.
>>85866806video game and anime osts more your speed lad? x
Might go watch the sky for a bit instead.
LASH THEMRIP THEIR SKINSCOURGE OF IRONRIPPING FLESH
>>85866804Do you have any critical thinking skills?
>>85866776:X I fucked that post right up
Tempted to sell the RAM in my computer. 64GB DDR5
Take a child, use it!Make it obey! Make it pray!For its mommy! For its God
>>85866813Took a look out my window, cloudy with light pollution.
>>85866811>I don't like video games. openworld sandbox are one of the worst>platformers and fps more your speed lad? xthis is what you sound like
ground floor flat is having a party. pure bouncin.could have a shower and a shave, then pop down. i'd be the mad one, that thirtysomething fella who lives upstairs and has drugs in, wheeyyy!but nah. not for me.
>>85866824Donate it to Sam lad, the poor guy needs it.
My apu just found out his hero, Wollywood Wulk Wogan was a wacist
BEGIN THE DEAD SEX, LICKING HER YOUNG ROTTED ORIFICECUM IN HER COLD CUNT, SHIVERING WITH ECSTASY
>>85866833i see, more into kpop then?
based brainbombs poster
>>85866821Yeah that's why I use grok. should I go tie my question to a carrier pigeon and fly it to the local sage?
>i'd be the mad one, that thirtysomething fella who lives upstairs
IN HER ASSI STUCK MY COCKKILLING AS I CUM
I don't get literature. It's literally just words.
>>85866864books are boring to be fair lad
if people actually enjoyed music instead of pretending they would sit down and do nothing but listen to music but they never do it's always as background noise to some other activity
So shine bright, tonight, you and IWe're beautiful like diamonds in the skyEye to eye, so aliveWe're beautiful like diamonds in the sky[Post-Chorus]Shine bright like a diamond (Woah)Shine bright like a diamond (Woah)Shinin' bright like a diamondWe're beautiful like diamonds in the skyShine bright like a diamond (Woah)Shine bright like a diamond (Woah)Shinin' bright like a diamondWe're beautiful like diamonds in the skyShine bright like a diamondShine bright like a diamondShine bright like a diamondSo shine bright, tonight, you and IWe're beautiful like diamonds in the skyEye to eye, so aliveWe're beautiful like diamonds in the skyShine bright like a diamond (Woah)Shine bright like a diamond (Woah)Shine bright like a diamondOh, yeahShine bright like a diamond (Woah)Shine bright like a diamond (Woah)Shine bright like a diamondShine bright like a diamond---So powerful. Such a valued part of the human experience
Just another week to go...
>>85866874I listen to music solely very often.
>>85866874what about people who go to concerts?
I don't drink, I don't cuss, I wanna ride at the front of the bus. I wanna eat where the white folks eat, because I'm white on the bottom of my feet.I'm an alabama nigger and I wanna be free.I want to be white more and more so I can bitch at the nigger, next door.
>>85866837Reminded me of this ladhttps://youtu.be/eRXyYuslTfg?si=oq6MqtMyonwDd1hE
THREE WEEKS UNTIL GTAOHWAYYYYOWAYYYYYYO
>>85866886Same. Was about to post it.
in 'nineteen eighty four' the party goes to great lengths to introduce words to control thought like 'prolefeed' in the modern world the proles invent words like 'goyslop' themselves
>>85866882They go for Instagram selfies and bragging rights.
>>85866883We don't screw like the white folks do, We just screw until we get through.
>>85866879still don't understand how this tournament format works
Why do people learn instruments?
Life? What's that all about?
If I could be a nigger for a day.I could live my life the free and easy way.If I could be a nigger for a day.Now I wouldn't want to work because I won't have to.
Normies having sexual intercourse
Normies listening to music
>>85866892dont think people are attending symphonies for bragging rightsAlthough... this simpsons scene is pretty much how most people see classical music... so you might not be far off: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dABs7d50SDs
I only listen to Peter Sotos.And PsuedoScorpion.
I do reckon music has given a lot of people brain damage. We weren't designed to have that shit pumped into our brains hour after hour.
>>85866922Haha paedo
>>85866871You just need to find the books that best suit you.
>>85866901Me neither, I just enjoy the skill and violence.
>>85866929corrrr wank the cow as you milk her tits
>>85866928How would you know, anon? Got something to tell us?
>>85866922Don't look up the last thing unless you want to be on a watchlist x
>>85866939>He doesn't know how to use TorKekekekekekekekekeke
>>85866938I know about Peter Sotos because I know a lot about music. And I've heard about THAT album on soulseek
>>85866950>soulseek>Admitting to downloading an CP albumLmao
>>85866929Well, I wouldn't mind a futa hucow to rail me and give me milk from her fat tits, so I can't blame women for having these fantasies
I'm four beers only. Four beers only. I said four beers only. Four beers. Four beers only.
>>85866955Never said I downloaded it, did I lad? Reading comprehension.
can't believe theres so many nonces in a community of mentally deranged outcasts
>>85866964You defo downloaded it. You knew exactly what it was. You put your foot in your mouth. Kek. You didn't know what it was but you knew it was CP.Sure bro. Lmao.
>>85866977How did YOU know what it was? Got something to tell us?
>I didn't download it>If you look it up, you'll be put on a watchlistBro is trying to deflect his nonce antics, This won't work.
>>85866989We're not talking about me tho.
>>85866929i'll never read these, but the monster romance 'community' on Goodreads is a laugh.those lassies, man. they know what they are.
>>85867004uh oh. nonce alert!
Two lads outing themselves as hardcore nonces. Hilarious x
>>85867008>Deflecting I see
>>85867021who are u quoting lad?
Don't mind me, just watching THAT video.
>>85867035You. Your attempt to call me a nonce by proving you're a huge one, is HYSTERICAL. Keep going.
>>85867039Mad how sean was vindicated and THAT video is not csamSean wins again
Ony my 3rd or 4th wokkle of worona x
20 years old this year. Reissue dropped this week. Vinyl ordered.>JUST SOUND BRAV
Keeping that comfy life as SeasideVIKING am I not? Just defeated Bonemass in the swamps so settling in for a little comfy time, thinking of building a new greengrocers we need sulphite free vegetables.
brass eye was decades before its time. Pedogeddon is worse than ever.
>>85867047>Sean wins againSaying it over and over doesn't change the fact you're fundamentally wrong.
Phwoooorrrrr wanking furiously to this
>>85867066Your cock is minuscule lad!
>>85867066Is that Eggman? Corrrrr.
>>85867057pedogeddon wasn't about hysteria of thinking everyone is a nonce it was a satire of low rent "investigative" documentaries using it as entertainment
weird little lad keeps posting his ex from 10 years ago and his tiny hairy willygrim
>>85867066yuck, yikes and oof
Less than four hours to get your wanks in lads x
A wank a day keeps testicular cancer at bay.
Group wank at 9pm BRITISH time.Who's in?
Black Man In a white man town. He's got trouble. Get in his way, he's gonna cut you down.Taking over, He can ride, He can shoot. He doesn't take nothing from nobody.He's Black. Bad. Scared of nothing.He's so bad. They call him Boss.He's The Boss. Boss Nigger.
If i didn't have family checking in on me I'd probably be full hermit
poley is pregnant
>>85867084Start to get bored by day 4 if I do it daily. Need a few days rest
>>85866719Sometimes I wonder how women don't get tired of the constant nattering. My gf calls me as soon as I finish work and wants to stay on the phone the entire evening. Christ it's tiring.
>>85867096If I lived in a nice house with a nice garden i'd go full hobbit myself. Only reason I go out is because my 2 bedroom council estate house is depressing to be in
Would you lads have relationships if there was no sex? Like would you be their friend?
>>85867110What does she even talk about? I run out of conversation in like 15 minutes
>>85867125Just sounds like a friendship that? Whats the difference
>>85867125Of course. Having a friend is nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siCef5tHUMUyeah you tell em rick! own that child actor you paid to be afraid of you!
>>85867110You should dump her then, anon.She will then find someone who actually cares about her opinions.
>>85867126Turns something simple and boring that happened at work into a 30 minute story.
>>85867125Isn't that just marriage?
What I'm saying is, would they be friend material without the sex?
>>85867134Ricky Gervais "comedy" seems to be mostly "middle aged man writes imaginary arguments that he wins"
This is the Zodiac speakingI like killing people because it is so much funIt is more fun than killing wild game in the forestBecause man is the most dangerous game of all to killYou're going to dieThere's no question about thatWho am I?The killer called ZodiacI'll just use my gunOr maybe my knifeAnd then when I dieYou'll be my slave in paradiseWell here I am againThe Zodiac manAnd no one can figure out who I amI send them cluesBut they always loseAnd they'll never find meThe meanies in blueSomething gives me the most thrilling experienceIt's even better than getting your rocks off with a girlThe best part of it is that when I die I will be reborn in paradiseAnd those I have killed will become my slavesYou're going to dieThere's no question about thatWho am I?The killer called ZodiacI'll just use my gunOr maybe my knifeAnd then when I dieYou'll be my slave in paradiseWell here I am againThe Zodiac manAnd no one can figure out who I amI send them cluesBut they always loseAnd they'll never find meThe meanies in blueI will not give you my nameBecause you will try to stopOr slow down my collectingOf slaves for my afterlifeZodiac...Zodiac...Zodiac...
Enjoying these threads tonight lads, not gonna lie. Apart from the silly nonce-accusations, but nothings perfect
>>85867157Put that all on a floppy disc for me, lad. Promise I won't track you.
What is it with women and going to the gym to look buff? Is it some kind of werid body image problem? They all go on about how "buff" they are. And how fit they are. Its so boring.
two high testosterone 6'4 muscle bound gays lads in a relationship where they basically rape each other all the time
>>85867171You tricked me!Who is your favourite serial killer, anon?
Mothers took their Kids in Halloween costumes to the sweet section of the supermarket. Bit sad isn't it.
>>85867173I want to be raped and beaten by her
>>85867173Lot of men do like that look.
Angelo and Ken were cousins and friendsTwo cousins who liked prostitutesCruising the night, a girl they'd inviteIn their car for a ride to the hillsideAbduction, rape and strangulationThat's how Kenneth and AngeloGot their sexual gratificationPosed as the heatSnatched girls off the streetThe girls they would takeTo Angelo's placeTied up and rapedNo girl would escapeStrangled they diedLeft on the hillsideI'm gonna strangle you:And leave you on the hillsideI'm gonna strangle you:Spread naked on the hillsideWe're gonna strangle you:And leave you on the hillsideWe're gonna strangle you:Spread naked on the hillside
>>85867173It's been an odd trend for years now lad where women think equality means looking and acting like men.
>>85867188not really, bout time wee little shits don't get free sweets for bothering people
>>85867193Gay men like that look.
>>85867184I mean, favourite is quite a strong term. They're all reprehensible but I do find it hilarious how Rader got himself caught. The Toybox Killer is the most fucked up to me, especially the tape he played to his new victims. Bundy is probably the most chad.
>>85867212Bundy was a utter chad.Here's a story of Ted Bundy:Murdered young girls Monday through SundayLure them into his car, then they wouldn't see tomorrowHe killed Monday through Sunday, his name was Ted BundyHe murdered young girls and left them in the woodsHe would get them in his car, they wouldn't go farHe would hit them on the head, with an object until they were deadMurdered young girls in several states, from jail two times he escapedUntil the end he denied his crimes, he was convicted, then he fried
Me? Mitigating against CVE-2026-98432 as it goes.
>>85867173I've seen her fanny AND boobs
>>85867212David Parker Ray probably wasn't a serial killer. He was a serial rapist.They couldn't prove he killed a single person.
>>85867236Yeah me too. Nothing special. She's juicing. Probably will have a clit the size of her finger by the time she's done.
Gonna play some Silent Hill 2 now. Thread's shit tonight x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvmV6h8_k9Q
random Q to the kinophiles: what's in them Marvel movies that makes them a 12/PG-13?i remember when they brought in the '12A' certificate for Spider-Man, it was a whole ordeal. 'we need a way to let kids watch Spider-Man.'Star Wars is a frigging Uhttps://www.bbfc.co.uk/release/star-wars-episode-iv-a-new-hope-q29sbgvjdglvbjpwwc0yote5ndy
Good are rose wasn't forced to slave today.
>>85867228Fixed a while ago in Debian.
If that lad could link to THAT post without repercussions, then the implication is THAT post wasn't against the rules.Makes you think, doesn't it?
>>85867257Looks low key disabled
Know this lad on Discord who will literally play Star Wars: The Old Republic for 13+ hours a day every day. What a shit MMO to be addicted to.
>>85867256Spider-Man (2002) is pretty violent. And scary.>>85867271The only thing I'm thinking is that you're a peado.
>>85867281Do you think about paedo stuff a lot? Weird.
>>8586724610/10. No corrections necessary.
>>85867279She just has anxiety and mental health despite being a functional wagie, confident enough to make videos and able to participate in society.
>>85867288I'm not the one bringing up posting CSAM am I? Lol. You've made multiple posts about posting about a video that you'd get banned for having. Stop gaslighting you cunt.
>>85867280YAAAAAAWN yeah.. fascinating... zzz
the beige buffet is offering a free small wepsi max and two hash browns to any apuettes who turned up dressed as sexy cats, feelm street is packed with lustful apus whoopin and hollerin
>>85867269Most of my fleet is on Trixie, two servers left on shitty Ubuntu that need some work.
>>85867297Are the multiple posts in the room with us right now
>>85867298You hurt my feelings lad
>>85867303What are those servers for?
Tonight's movie shortlist:>Afire>Silver Haze>Surge
>>85867280Maybe he just really likes the world, or has a guild/friend group on there and it's got some of the better campaigns when it comes to MMOs. Better than nu-wow and all that shit
I'm watching HOKUM but it's very boring. Might give up on it soon.
>>85867316I watched Eat Drink Man Woman.There's 2 movies which are carried HARD by the intro, and that's one of them. The other is Drive. If you don't watch anything else, just watch the intro. Unless you have no interest in food/cooking I guess, in which case, skip it
>tfw I have a crush on becky ;_;
>>85867308wait, theres actually people with feelings making these posts? i thought this was all ai and im the only real human here
>>85867309The Ubuntu ones are pegged at PHP 8.2 as the web app they run needs overhauled (vendor went out of business). Debian are workhorses for mail, web, database etc. Pretty standard. I'm looking at Stalwart for mail now it's at v1, my Nginx source compile is shit-hot, and my source compile for MariaDB can easily outperform Oracle MySQL. I'll be glad to see the back of the Ubuntu servers, that snap bullshit is such a mess.
got my halloween costume all ready x
>>85867329>nterest in food/cookingI like Chef for a bit of fun escapism and I want to have a food truck one day when the economy and location can support it.
Building a new edifice for SeasideVIKING. Starting to need a portal room so I can get around the map more easily without ships Half this game is preparing me logistics and that is lush.We placing them new builds.
What about Israel Keyes? Was he full of shit?
Just had some pan fried salmon with a bit of dijon mustard did i not
>>85867345tory cunt
Your looksmatch with her shaven fanny out because Deano got dare you to finger the witch during spin the bottle at Kirsty's fancy dress party
Every cunt on Letterboxd thinks they're a genius with unique critique.
Just spent 75 quid in Tesco for about 3 days of food. It's not right
>>85867345>pan fried salmonoh lush>bit of dijon mustardew what the fuck
>>85867348I get called this every time i mention dijon mustard. Its the ultimate dip
>>85867344He was a complete 4chan edgelord that didn't kill as many people as he claimed. He did kill people, But nowhere near as many as he said. Also that photo of the corpse holding the paper is online.He put toothpicks in her eyes to keep them open.
It cute when lasses still care about halloween in their twenties. They never grow up do they?
>>85867280I tried that game on release day and gave up about 5 hours in, never played it again, surprised it's still going
>>85867356post receipt without doxing yourself
>>85867362I forgot the pic like a mong. You could always be convinced she's alive apart from the obvious decomp that is going on in her face.
>>85866041There was no good talent where I am. Most of them were kids. The only adults I saw were fat slags squeezed into fishnet stockings with a witch's hat. Not my cup of tea.
>>85867356That would probably be 125 quid if you were a snob and shopped at Waitrose. Fucking hate the class system.
>>85867341Who's that cheeky nonce in the bottom right
>>85867356The fuck were you buying, caviar?
>>85867367>twentiesyikesdid you misspell>tweens
>>85867154he's good at what he does, he just needs someone to rein him in. it's like the Red Dwarf writers break-up, you end up with one guy who has his own ideas.Phoenix Nights is another good'un. Peter Kay seems like a nice man, but Jerry St Claire and Jeff from Peep Show were also writers who probably shaped it. Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere didn't have them, so by then you could tell what the 'Peter Kay style' is.
>>85867334Ubuntu has a very long term support. I'll give them that. I'm only looking at it from a desktop user perspective though.
>>85867362Any strong opinions on what happened to Andrew Gosden? I reckon he was sex trafficked.
>>85867376>fat slags squeezed into fishnet stockingscue the simp from earlier with the fatty who hated sex with him
>>85867393He was a closeted homo who ran to London to meet a guy he met online, who raped him and dumped him.I don't think boys are sex trafficked as much if at all.
>>85867385She's 26 lad. Though she was around 22 there.
>>85867393poor wee lad is at the bottom of the thames
>>85867393Gave his life for the bumsesh the mad lad
Dire thread tonight lads
>>85867372>>85867384I'm just an ordinary man.I won't be posting the entire receipt for you lads to inspect and bully me over.
>>85867390The snap stuff is like a virus on a server. /var/lib/snapd/ is just full of silly shit.
>>85867382Some Youtuber slop oh aye. Quite fond of tourist diaries I won't lie.
>>85867408Fair one. I said what I saw. As you were.
>>85867420No bully lad, I'm a Lidl Ladl so I want to compare what I pay for.
>>85867432No problem lad. She got the lupus. The other lass has the Turner syndrome.
Some lassies look young in their 20s. If you like that you are a nonce
>i did x>please don't bully me about it tee heenever understood this
>>85867415this is maybe more up your street:https://owo.vg/lgbt/thread/45177525/
>>85867420You seem to have quite middle-class tastes, so it shouldn't be a surprise that you would spend 25 quid a day on food.
>>85867420>I'm just an ordinary man.Not from what I've seen on that photo.MOAR.
Lid eats from the Beige Bistro but complains when it isn't Beige Buffet prices. This is the problem with modern Apus.
tesco finest seeded sourdough sliced load, best bread in the world
>>85867420>I won't be posting the entire receipt for you lads to inspect and bully me over.it's too late anon i'm already judging you for your choice in wraps. if not picrel, you could AT LEAST go for the wheat-and-white ones, you monster!
>>85867481the plain white ones taste nicer lid
Tomorrow is a new day and a new month lads, chance to turn your life around
My recent Lidl shop since sourdoughlad bottled it
Look at the size of Adam Scott's nostrils. You could fly a jumbo jet up there.
>>85867472>Not just making your own sourdough Howling at this de lid
>>85867491You eat like an autistic teenager
>>85867490>chance to turn your life around*dusts off the britfeel excuses bingo card*
>>85867491shoulda got the brioche loaf, it lush and only quid fifty
>>85867485i have scientifically tested this, and i disagree.you do you, but your poor wraps ;__;
>>85867501It was a top up shop to get the 5GBP off.
>>85867491Pretty balanced shopping list this.
>>85867508I do get that when it's on offer.
>>85867522which it is, hence why i said it
>>85867491do you want to make a game of how much actual personal info we can gain from this, or nah?
Oh no no no no ha ha ha howling at this Wikipedia page
>>85867519Freezer bits, cupboard bits, nothing fresh as it was a top up and Lidl fresh stuff is a bit sketchy for life span
>>85867526and I meant orange sticker, which it wasn't, and I should had clarified
>>85867528Go ahead wee laddy, show me what you got
>>85867542Your name is Pete for starters
>>85867528Sure - you've got a merchant ID, transaction ID, checkout ID, go for it.
>>85867551nope its Dan
>>85867551Correct! Point to you!
Cats trying to steal my Halloween sweets ffs
I cleaned up more cat poo in the cold fog today.
>>85867530The frozen peppers are such good value. When you can pay two quid for three fresh ones or one fifty for a bag of prepared and chopped frozen ones it's easy to make the right choice.The frozen mushrooms aren't bad either.
>>85867570So I chuck a bag of onions, bag of peppers, bag of petit pois, and a bag of sweetcorn into a bigger bag and have freezer veg mix that cooks up really nicely.
My favourite part of a woman is the boobies
>>85867557>>85867562well one or both of you is fibbing
>>85867444Some lasses are best in their 20s.
>>85867528If you're a Lidl employee and can see my account, be a pal and chuck on a free bakery item coupon.
>>85867612I've already gone one but I love me a bakery brownie.
>>85867590For me it's the hole that they poo out of
Cor 92.3 percent growth on my investment account. Almost doubled my money.
>gdpr access requestNARM
>>85867586Not a bad idea at all de lid. A versatile mix for sure; stews, stir fries, chillies or anything that needs some greenery.I recommend Lidl's Asian Style Stir fry mix or whatever it's called if you're cooking up something like that - the price is a bit high at two quid thirty but it has bamboo shoots, water chestnuts and plentiful beansprouts.Add some sesame seeds, msg mix and chilli and it is absolutely MEGA LUSH de lid.
>>85867636>I've already gone oneSELF MONG FFS
>>85867645Like the sound of that. I have yet to find the fresh noodles and fresh stir fry mix on orange sticker art the same time.
>>85867450No one is embarrassed about what they post about themselves on an anonymous website. You moron.
Can already hear car alarms going off in the street lads. Youfs being naughty.
>>85867602im not fibbing, the person he replied to is called dan x
>>85867654>orange sticker art the same timeFucking hell I did it again.
my last food shop was i think this onei am on a toastie-based diet x
>>85867674dan, got it. cheers.
>>85867654If you go shop at opening time you can often reap stir fry mixes, noodles, bread, mushrooms and things like coleslaw. The other best time for to search for discounts is around 20:30. I also highly recommend the Lidl jasmine rice - it's the best amount of sticky and starchy I've had for 60 or so pence a go. Look after yourself de lid.
>>85867667of course he is not embarrassed thats the point of the post
>>85867683>Look after yourself de lid.Cheers for the info, fellow Lidllad.
Man, how do you lot afford all this good food on bennies? I try to limit myself to spending five quid a day on food.
>>85867678Grim. Grim AF. Do you even eat vegetables.
literal shopping talk. pathetic.
his name was Se*n G All*n.
>>85867713We know how to party hard on /britfeel/.
>>85867701The wagies pay for it.
G is for Gaped.
spoopy skellingtonberg
>>85867721and that is LUSH if i do say so myself
too spoopy 4 u
Corrrr, hot for this time of year, innit?
spooptastic
>>85867721>fork wrong side>anaemic meat>far too many tomatoes>slop in a potgrim all round.
Spooky skeletons OUT of Morrowind.
>>85867746>>fork wrong sidehe's left handed you cretinous dingbat
>>85867719in death, a member of /britfeel/ has a name
>>85867761then he's disabled tooeven worse
>>85867338Chef felt a bit silly to me. Having an entire scene for a grilled cheese. Think the food truck industry is on it's arse now. They're practically restaurant prices now because of diesel, insurance etc and think you only really make money if you do the annual food festivals.
Oh aye de lads x
>>85867711I actually rarely do. I eat 2 portions of peas a week and thats literally it. Have done for decades, and it's making me think that all of "nutritional advice" is fake and gay.
>>85867787Yeah that's fair. It's an escape for me really. The music's fun and Scarlett Johannsen is quite fit in it.
>>85867746What's grim is wagie slop.
>>85867811Shame I can't recommend anymore food/cooking movies for you, I've watched nearly all of them I can find and they're not really that good truth be told. Little Forest is a very, very cozy couple of movies about some Asian chick living in Japanese/Korean (depends on version) countryside doing farming and cooking and stuff
>>85867829i wonder which item he puts on bread? i like wrapping it around a sausage like a poor man's hotdog
>>85867829If only it was true. Keep posting it though if it makes you happy about your grim life.
You lads should be having a nice time instead of seething at each other. It's a womfy Halloween season!
Oh el oh el, hes coping and seething on his one of two days off kek
>>85867841He actually thinks photos aren't real, oh my days the wagie cope!
>>85867829>>85867841Ignoring that all the food shown is a bit shite; do people really just eat sandwiches every single day for lunch?
Must be nice living with your parents still. Being a baby for the rest of your life. I get it, must be comfy.
>>85867867Very normal for wagies.
>he's spending Saturday night Halloween posting the same little images againOh my days what a life
frog slop wizza that
Im a neet and I eat meal deals pretty regularly. Let's not have friendly fire eh?
>he thinks halloween is notable for a grown upomd
Wagies extra rattled tonight. KEK
Sad to see this trending. It's such slop and not what Patrick Stewart should be remembered for.Fuck normies
>>85867907its all the sweeties they bought for the "kids"
>>85867906It is if you have a social life mate. Sorry to break it to you.
>>85867913>amazon pushing an amazon showwow yeah weird that
>>85867923t. mong who is also sat inside on halloween
A neet shut in, posting from his boxroom every night about imagined fantasies about how he eats mediocre meals to own the wagies. Topkek
>>85867923sure fellah thats why i walk around my town and theres no decs up or anything. its barely a thing for kids here let alone grown ups. you must be a yank
>>85867930Im hanging in a Discord VC right now. We're all laughing at you x
>Discord VC
>>85867878had this neet meal a week or so ago
>>85867968corr lush that, a wagie would quibble about the price but when its all on for free you might as well
I've had a lot of popular comments on YouTube recently. People love me.
Feel Street Discord is making fun of us again
Oh no, no kids showed up to our door this year... guess ill have to eat like over 1kg of sweets to myself!
>>85867990How many years on the trot is that?
>>85867721>corr, nice of 'em that
careful! many apus get visited by their ancestral ghosts on Halloween, prepare for a restless slumber
>>85867732Not that spooky if I'm being honest,, iibh
>>85868014If they could hold off while I'm wanking that would be great
I'm so socially anxious I cant even talk to people on Discord. Makes me so nervous I feel sick
Wonder what Sean is up to on Halloween? I bet he's doing something cool, he always is.
>>85868027Lad stay away from discord, they're all wrong uns on there. If someone from discord contacts you then call an adult
>>85868036This place ain't the same without his weltdowns and shippy chiming in about random bollocks.
>>85868036He seems like the kind of mong who'd just wear a costume around the house for no reason
Americans have alcohol figured out. I wish I could get a 1.75l bottle of spirit for fuck all. Or a 40oz bottle of strong beer for fuck all. What a shit country we live in with all these taxes on alcohol
>>85868050hell yeah keep those groids drunk and violent to fill the private prisons, it lush
>>85868027For me i can only talk to people anonymously. I don't like building a rapor with people and hate people starting to like me
>>85868044Someone who is laid back and has fun without fearing what people think of him?
>>85868050Cigarettes too. So jealous of their prices
>>85868036He's with his gf.
>>85868067what people would judge him in his house when its just him and his mum?
>>85867978Show us the screenies lad
>>85868072Balls deep in her lush brown fanny I reckon
>>85868066Same lad. But I have the aspergers
>>85868072Wow, she's fit. Lucky Sean!
My tummy hurt from all the sweeties x
>>85868085Wonder if i do
>>85868090She is fat and brown lol
>>85868106and most importantly, ai
>>85868106She has a pretty face and there's nothing wrong with a brown lass
>>85868106And lets see your gf big man, oh wait you don't have one
>>85868050>What a shit country we live in with all these taxes on alcohol20% tax on all goods is a joke. Some of the highest energy prices in the world (maybe the highest?) Nearly a grand a month to live in absolute shitholes. Can't even legally wank to some chubby tart sitting on a guys face soon.
>>85868115I kissed a girl once and she was about a 6/10
Could you BE anymore of a Britfeel?
>>85868106fat bitches smell at best of time. Imagine a fat brown girl. Even the sniffabros would scoff at that>>85868110don;t think it is
Watching that there treehouse of horror 1 aren't i lads
Leave me alone im autistic mate
Look at this face, he won and he knows it
>>85868136Could you BE anymore autistic?
My local pub serves teenagers who they know are clearly underage. They're so annoying that I might report the pub
>>85868144happiest giraffe in the zoo
>>85868144Gatekeeper Gastoc lookin' fucker.
>>85868150Any of them female? Or just lads
>>85868150i went to the pub all the time with my dad, bar tender would even pour us pints when he saw us coming
1 hr 15 m until NNN x
>>85868161Bar Tender is a weird name for a barman, no?
>>85868150> that I might report the pubDo it. We need fewer pubs in this country
I'll be wanking here and there and everywhere as i please, all November long
>>85868167it's just not the same without HHL participating
>>85868178Honour his memory by not touching your cock for a month x
Why do you lads love HHL so much? All he does is frog post with vague quotes from tv shows
>>85868186We actually all hate him.
Get to enjoy 12 hours of unconscious ness shortly lads, can't wait
>>85868072Three weeks and his neck will breach the top edge.
>>85868195corr must be lush, i wouldn't know i spend all night in depression and terror
>>85868186You just explained why
Things were better under the Welper regime. He ran a tight ship.
>>85868186theres like 2 lads who really like him, a few lads who pretend to just wind lads up and the rest don't really give much of a shit
Who's the most active personality now? DVDlad?
>>85868212deserved the title of chairman that's for sure
Favourite treehouse of horror episode lads? For me its the one where the teachers are eating the school kids
>>85868220Did you mean to say most autistic?
>>85868252The most prominent personality.
listening to a vtuber singing backstreet boysbackstreets back alright
Fresh breadinghamsPhwoarX
>>85868258Maybe, there's another lad who posts here that doesn't really have a name but you can tell from his posting style. Sound lad.
>>85868272could you point out some of his posts?
>>85868272That's me lad, cheers for noticing
>>85868272Cheers m8 x
>>85868272Nice of you to notice me.
>>85868309no it's me lad
So... britfeel...What's yer 'hing?
>>85868342Wanking to trannys
>>85868272thanks man. Crosslad called me Wonkylad, others call me Ketlad/Ketmong/something-to-that-effect.always a pleasure x
>>85868342Accusing DVDlad of being Ruthmong.
Found another obscure ahh wiki to archive/save before it gets taken downHaven't iLuv information me i doX
>>85868342I like a bit of willy tugging
>>85868342Sometimes ill wake up at 4am and eat cadburys animal biscuits in the dark without telling anyone
>>85868352too basic. Branch out a bit
>>85868359that's not big ounce
>>85868359You should become a quizzer and go on The Chase.
>>85868338I kneeeew it lad
>>85868371bradders laughing
It's 2002, I just came home from school. Mum has made fish fingers, chips and beans and I'm watching X-Men Evolution on the telly.
>>85868371Going off his posting habits, he'd be asked a question and never respond.
>>858683861996 and I come home on a Friday to watch Knightmare but there's no tea because school was my main meal of the day
>>85868391School dinners was it lad? On a tray? Cor
Its 2026. Just woke up at 3pm. Mum has me made cheese on toast and I'm watching xmen 97 on disney plus. Im 35
>>85868386X-Men Evolution was lush. Had a crush on Rouge and Kitty Pryde. That frogger lad was a wrongun.
>>85866854So you have critical thinking and choose to use an LLM, and make a further decision to use a the Twitter LLM. Interesting.
>>85868359Soundlad you'd better not be posting vaguerisms without context.what's this wiki? i sure hope it's TVIV.org (on its death throes, so it is.)
>>85868397it was indeed. Free school meals. On for free
I'm back. Good evening of vidya at friends has been had. Shame he has a BPD gf, fucking bonkers they are. She came down and said she had just recorded a conversation where my friend had been talking to me while crying, that didn't happen.Don;t stick yer dick in crazy, lads.
>>85868412llms are just search engines without the pages and pages of useless shite. Nowt wrong with them
>>85868402Same lad. I would've loved to sniff Kitty Pryde's crack. It 5x lush
>>85868387Or ask for proof. Throws them off the scent, like.
What's an LLM ?Unorginally
>>85868430Yeah, no. Enjoy your 'critical thinking'. Grim.
>>85868440LargeLanguageModelor LarpingLittleMoron
>Yeah, no. omd
>>85868443enjoy your google results which are just 80% AI now anyway with added ads and useless SEO fillers.
This wiki is p gud, got dangLike catnip to me 'tismIs it notX
So much wine.
>>85868432Fuck, maybe she was the source of my ponytail fetish.
>>85868478What's it about then? Something secret?
I pretended I was drunk when I came out to my friends
New Queens of the Stone Age album is pretty shit.
>>85868538How can you tell? Its just sounds lad
Not getting into that I reckon.
for me, it's 1999. vaguely remember we had them Digimon things that 'battled' using their contact points. what a clever little gimmick.
Can't listen to new music anymore. What if it's AI and tricking me?
>>85868459I don't use Google. I do use a very good ad blocker.
>>85868519u wotcame out as in told them you were gay?nobody cares that you're gay, being gay is boring, go away boring gay person
>>85868558Same, but Y2K. Still don't get what all the fuss was about.
>>85868559Just sound mate. Just sound.
>>85868572We were all on Skype.
>>85868519Bet it's tough. It also doesn't matter, but to you I bet it did.
Prefer golden wonder to walkers honestly
>>85868584He's a bit gay tho
My dick is only 6 inches but it smells like a foot
Wanking off Jennifer Aniston.
>>85868600That's ok. I'm a bit schizo but people tolerate it. NOt that we "tolerate" gays, they're just normal lads.
Failed NNN 2k26.
>1st of November This year feels like it's lasted 2 mins
My crotch smells lush so I'll be wanking soon
>>85868649They say the years feel shorter the older you get
>>85868640lollingood post lad
>>85868582>>85868636schizo-gay-anon explain your circumstances.do you need prompts? would that help?
https://vocaroo.com/15jBYjNQR9n5
>tfw you never got your dick wet
>>85868424Corr is she cute
>>85868695dip it in a glass of water
>>85868668Cheers champ x
>>85868695Aye, I'm still up for necking on new years night if you or anyone else wants to join, Yorkshire but can travel I guess.
>>85868720I'm not into gay things, sorry lid.Can't you just go on grindr and get topped?
>>85867792She a baddie. Chad only.
sinuses are aching like a mothertruckerthink i'll have another tramadolalso some more ketamine while i'm onit's handy how the solution to drug-induced problems are so often more of the drugs themselves
Working is not for me. No taxes paid. Bennies and PIP all the way.
11 month of 2026 and I've done nothing this year other than rot in my boxroom.
>>85868952maybe 2027 will be better our kid
Very much looking forward to the welfare cuts. The subsequent bleating here will be sublime. Attrition is coming, dossermongs. When the masses vote Burnham in for a full term next spring, the work can really get underway.
>>85868974>Very much looking forward to the welfare cuts. The subsequent bleating here will be sublime. Attrition is coming, dossermongs. When the masses vote Burnham in for a full term next spring, the work can really get underway.Fascinating
Thinking about boobs, fannies and bums.
I'm stinking out my boxroom with these farts
>>85868974Weird thing to post in the middle of the night. Loser.
>>85869101Tick tock, your bennies are on the clock
>>85868970No it won't. I've given up on everything. I won't get what I want in life so what's the point playing the game.
These asmr bints are using ai thumbnails and it's making me angry.
I fucking hate AI so much.
>>85869182Love eating the wrapper when I bite into a burger.
Never been to a Toby Carvery me. Must be one of them middle class restaurants you go to with your asmr gf and sprog.>>85869224I seriously think most normies just take one quick look and go "that looks really nice" and slap it on. They don't even notice the absurdity of it and think "this will make me stand out". Their brains just cannot think these days. Sad it's got to this - first the social media/iPhone, now the AI slop doing everything for them (badly). They will all be dependent on it just like the tech bros want. I hate this timeline.
She gave up her asmr to do van vlogs with her Essex boyfriend. They must be on some cushy inheritance as they travel all the time...AND she's got another sprog on the way. Just crazy how easy life is for some.
There must be something better to do with your life than thirsting after ASMR bints and resenting their boyfriends
Turkish man samefag conversation with himself hours
>>85869350me? watching the 1987 Australian cartoon version of The Odyssey.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbDVdmKZquMand now you are too.
The night draws late, I must make haste to the Borough of Bed.
Me? Just woke up
Life is painful and sucks
Need to get back on the night walks and waste the tyrants time.
Who doin soba November?
Just spaffed meOff to beddinghamshire nowX
time for some shuteye
my mate James reckons they only came up with the idea that Dr Who can regenerate as a way to explain changing the actor.he's not right, is he? don't think he's even seen 'The War Games' tbqh
yellow, you lot. had a much better halloween than last year (boring) or one prior (terrible), this one was quite swell.>hung out with friends>got to dance a little>asian baddie grinded on me>got to yap about philosophy and history while eating chips with one mateonly downsides is that I was stuck waiting outside two separate places for nearly an hour total for neither to matter and this annoying bitch cut right infront of me and another unrelated woman started getting in my face about it. at least the security took my side though.hope youre night have been as well
The swelling of the wollocks
I'll take your brain to another dimension>>85870467>>85870467>>85870467
