I have this painting editionFAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iLOLD: >>131985835
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
BLASTING
I can't post my blasting because it's cringe-tier post-hardcore :(
>>131995622good, the bullying is working
>>131995615Japanese black metal from the 90s, great stuff.
>>131995629No I'll still post my cringe-tier metal blastings.
>>131995633No you won't faggot
>>131995632Japan has such a great potential for ethnic heritage black metal, sad that not many bands capitalized on it.
>>131995644I have before and I will again.
When it comes to Asia, Indonesia is absolutely amazing in terms of black metal, wish other countries had scenes at least half as good as them
>>131995656Don't think you will 2bqh
GOODBYE MY FRIENDGOODBYEI SAY GOODBYE TO ALL THE COCKSUCKING FAGSBELOW MY POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST
>>131995671This Indonesian band is good, they even got shouted out by Shaarimoth and Teitanblood:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRwiUUDjcb0
>>131995622Come back when you're blasting some S tier post-hardcore
>>131995615>power metal doesn't ri-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jirq0rz_0xo
>>131995671I only care about the BDM stuff from over there
>>131995690Negruslop
gooning to atmoshit
Funeral goon metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx2WHNeb-vwTHE GATES OF HELL HAVE OPENED WIDE WITH DEADLY SPEED THE METAL IT STRIKESA FORK OF LIGHT RAINS FROM THE SKY TO FEED THE AMPS WITH POWER SUPPLYKILLERWATTS TO BE UNLEASHED WE'LL SHOW NO MERCY BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEESHIT THE SWITCH THE POWER'S FREE IT'LL BLOW YOUR EARS AND MAKE YOU MUTHAS SCREAMONSLAUGHTPOWER FROM HELLPOWER, POWER, POWER, POWER FROM HELL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44j4ZtBa-A8
>>131995718Their first two albums are so fucking good, thanks for reminding me that the band exists!
>>131995615
You now remember "cascadian" black metalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXleZkah23M
>>131995604Candyass sucks mule dick
>>131995741I listen to that album regularly though. Even the shit follow up.
Captain Picard just died. Us black metal nerds are crying.
Does "cascadian black metal" just translate to "we like taking dick up our asses black metal"?
>>131995768the guy from Star Wars?
>>131995655>tfw one of the few japanese nationalist projects is done by some brazilian mutt
>>131995784yes
>>131995784Yeah the gay one
>>131995768>86 years oldjust a fuckin' kid, tragic when they go young
>>131995768here's some Klingon metal, I guesshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnAlmynTeSU
>>131995768Star Trek is the least metal franchise. Even MLP is more metal.
>>131995615Drudkh
megadeth fucking sucks
>>131995855go to bed Lars
>>131995615trve norwegian cascadian bowel movement
>>131995855Correct
>>131995768>Stewart was a fan of the animated television series Beavis and Butt-Head.One of us?
>>131995786There are actually millions of Japs in Brazil who went there relatively recently so they’re not even mixed race yet
>>131995848THE Riffmasters
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON AROUND HERE
metal = music I likenot metal = music I don't like
we hate cats, whores, kpop, namefags, tripfags, avatarfags, incoherent posts, incorrect posts, coreshit, wiggershit, nu-metal, non-metal, unriffs, nonriffs, idm, edm, tourists, posers, and AI slop in this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nd8RD3tjNQE
>>131996192nah, we hate (You) here
>>131996192Correct.>>131996201What does this have to do with metal?>>131996205Incoherent post.
>>131995768>Us black metal nerds are crying.That sci fi shit isn't kvlt. Medieval fantasy or bust.
>>131996241
>>131996201>What does this have to do with metal?Just a woman looking and acting stupid
>>131996264>womannot metal
https://youtube.com/shorts/CdpnJfn89og
>>131996269source?
>>131996424>shortsfuck off zoomzoom
>>131996424>middle class white male Christian humor
>>131996424based
We HEIL Surf Metal herehttps://youtu.be/kwkKde9cym4
>>131996448Does Black Magic SS count?https://youtu.be/Lq9NatF-h80
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mk-SJvs45E
It’s actually fucking good
>>131996745sure buddy
>>131995718THERMONUCLEAR DEVESTATION OF THE PLANET EAAARRRTTHHHHH
>>131996745imagine listening to a trhanny album
>>131996745Rodential
>>131996745YeeVINYL WHEN
>>131996881Why are these types of posts never deleted, Hmm..
>>131995741didn't wolves in the throne room release an album not too long agoseems like pnw has a stronger death and grind scene these days
>>131996904Everyone hates Boggedman
>>131996978pnw has a stronger grindr scene
>>131996978they released an album literally days ago yes, Estuary
Bongman’s NSDSBM Demo (2026)
>>131996881Did you play music together
Curious.
>>131995604you'd think a doom version of Don't Fear the Reaper would be kickass, but it's not
>>131996978Yes EstuaryThey're consistently good, I think I prefer it over Primordial Arcana.
>>131997220nothing by candlemass is 'kickass'
>>131997336Messiah Marcolin himself is kickass
>>131997336yeah you gotta listen to solitude aeturnus is you want ass kicking
>>131997336what the FUCK were they thinking
I listen to candlemass but I dont get it the way im supposed to. Like it should click and resonate on another level. It just doesn't, it sounds average.I have this with King Diamond also for some reason
Is there a black metal equivalent to Chuck Schuldiner?>inb4 EuronymousBeside the obvious, please
>>131997411>implying Euro was the obvious and not Quorthon
>>131997411Jon Nodtveidt
>>131997419>I CELEBRATE A FAGGOT'S DEATH
>>131997444>HUMAN DISGRACE
Reminder that one time Relapse released a bunch of live albums and hipsters shit themselves over the "raw" and "unedited" quality of the shows, as if they never fucking heard of a bootleg?good times
>>131997411You mean a Black Metal musician who was gay and died of AIDS?
MY DREAMS OF 1488
>>131997539HEIL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8GxFaoMpUQbest shit
>>131997721>tfw no jester gf
>>131997738wouldn't mind prime Ida Hellebø either
>>131997369Is this anything exceptional? have it in my backlog but haven't listened yet
>>131997721If you're a year one listener still in the tourism phase maybe
>>131997805I really like it. If you liked that demo from 2016 from Mooncitadel which got heaps of praise back in the day, this album is the closest to that sound he's done with any of the full lengths/EPs since.
>>131997805it's awful chudslop
https://voca.ro/1exUMdaojOJw
>>131997738>>131997721>>131997775MY NIGGAS. The best to come out of Norway.>>131997822Ermmmm your faggot is showing.
depressive black metal is fucking gay
https://voca.ro/1l5OFO6OvY9W
>>131998109Consider yourself lucky if you've never felt the despair necessary to appreciate DSBM.
>>131998109>DSBM is ga-ACK
>>131998098>when you love the shit out of Sisters of Mercy but still have to play BMall time fav
>>131998098i love them to death but I can't put them over Burzum, Emperor and DMDS but I get it
spiderman riffs
>>131998229Batman riffshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q798C2Qv5_s
https://voca.ro/1bZlGEPfN2Tg
>>131998299>singing shower songs when you're not even in the shower
I feel tremendous regret over all the metal vinyl ive bought over the last two years. Going to be selling much of it on discogs soon.
vocaroo poster touches kids
autism
>>131998385Don't forget to pay your taxes
>>131998385why tho
>>131998385https://voca.ro/1hGfpCxd0W9f
>>131998337Kek
>>131998385what kind of stuff were you buying, anon. if it was just flavor of the month bandcamp-slop/20 buck spin crappola or disso-background sound metal then I can totally understand.
>>131998385>vinylyeah, there's your problem. should have just bought the cds instead of the meme hipster format.
https://voca.ro/1o7sy5ZWEdJC
>>131998436The cd reader in my car doesn’t work with a lot of cds>>131998417There is a bit of each of those. A lot of nsbm and bdm i wouldn’t really want to play around my family>>131998404If i was to see the full amount spent i would feel disgusted. I lost one of my two jobs i had recently and have had to be way more frugal
Jesus, I knew Varg was retarded, but this takes the cake
https://voca.ro/1d9iTw9yWYN2
>>131998487You should stop getting mad about Varg and just view him as a funny crazy old guy now. He's been doing schizo mental gymnastics to explain how anything he likes is actually based Nazi pagan or whatever for a long time
>>131998487old news but that post is one of the greatest inhalations of copium I have ever seen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSKCwqqDpF0metal with schizo lyrics?
>>131998436>should have just bought the cds instead of the meme hipster format.Zoomers have discovered CDs and they've already inflated price and show no signs on slowing down. The vinyl resurgence has outpriced the youth.
>>131998386Correct.
>>131998529The funniest part is the sheer ignorance. Tolkien was a Catholic. In England. Back when that actually mattered.>hurr he had no choice durrHis mother's family disowned her after she converted and she died penniless. At Oxford, the professors gave him shit for being Catholic. Even C.S. Lewis gave him shit. Upon release, The Fellowship of the Ring was panned by mainstream English critics for being a wishy-washy pure good vs. pure evil fairy tale. >meanwhile, Varg: "He had to pretend to be a Christian"
>>131998588He also used to say the orcs represented his Nordic pagan ancestors as portrayed by Christians. Now it's the Elves are actually pure blooded whites. You can't take whatever Varg says too seriously
>>1319986452nd wave in general romanticized orcs
>>131998388if you don't have at least 50 bands you're a poser
>>131998687https://voca.ro/1i8Dqfq0ibTb
gorgoroth
>>131998687>doctor of humanities in the field of literary studiesI like testing AI when it comes to obscure shit like this>grab the English lyrics from the song "Wilkołaki księżycowego pentagramu">prompt: this was written by a Polish doctor of literary studies>response: "The imagery in these lyrics leans heavily on standard tropes within the extreme metal subgenre, featuring themes of anti-Abrahamic sentiment, which is a stark contrast from the style that evokes the decadent and mystical aesthetics of the Young Poland modernist movement Foltyn studied."then I do this:>prompt: "this was written by a Russian doctor of literary studies">response: "No, the text you provided contains the lyrics to a raw black metal track, specifically from the Polish black metal project Necrostrigis, off their release titled Werewolves of the Moonlit Pentagram and written by Wolfvamphyr (Rafał Foltyn)
Is this metal?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajEkzwf7WNY
>>131998762>3 views in 14 years on YouTubebut enough about my Harvard computer science final project
>/trad/ threads outliving /prog/ threadsjust barely, but still
>>131998790Scream
>>131998821Well neither are metal so that's irrelevant
>>131998876dadrock is our dad and prog is our creepy pedo uncle
>>131995615What's the weirdest metal album you've ever heard?
>>131998890Maybe something from Zarach Baal Tharagh.
>>131998890it's tame by today's standards, but imagine hearing this in 1992
>>131998240YES
>>131998769Antichrist is fucking excellenthttps://youtu.be/7v1zwR7I17E?si=uvipP8L0N8S36htV
metalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmKrjGVbXME
I love you
>>131995615new Evilfeast when
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
Polish metal is good
>>131999297I really hope that Polish anon is back for nbbmn.
>>131999297kkkkkkkkkkk
what did unc do that he buckbroke the rest of the band to the point they went on to hire any bum off the streets but him for the next 3 decades, confining themselves to clubs, bars and general irrelevancy?
Is this death metal? It came out before seven churcheshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxokDPNN75U
Damn>>131987551>>131987551>>131987551
>>131999711>changes music forever>for the worse
what are some black metal bands to avoid because I have basic fucking human empathy?
>>132000129the entire french scene
>>132000129Any dissoshit band
ya metal peaked with these guys.KAHOOS AND KONFUSION?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-OmFXq_5jw
>>132000209and finland and ukraine and russia and poland and germany and australia and canada
>>132000129All mentioned above but also Brazil and USA scenes
>>132000300nah USA is full of safe hipster bands. Probably the gayest black metal scene per capita
>>132000267>canada
>>132000327ugly snail eaters are gonna get fried.
>>131998890>he can hear images
>>132001074Not metal + shite album
>>132001093how many times have you got rejected during janny applications? jej
what would bmcels do if I started hardcore dancing in the middle of a bmcel gig
Does /metal/ like angry hatehttps://youtu.be/K3RLzVPGAfE?is=vQBgY3ZVDSl5AmWu
>>131995615It's fineIt's not like I had high expectations from a new album by a legacy band
>>132001358what's their legacy
>>132001412Being the most consistent and least cringe Norwegian BM band
>>132001358New Opeth was really good
>>132001420The Last Will and Testament? "Really" good is a bit of a stretch, but it was alright.
>>132001358>album is literally called MidAt least they are honest
>>132001437Any examples of "This album is really shit and you're a moron for buying it" but the music is good?
>>132001437It's actually pronounced like Myth
>>132001488What would you define as an album being shit without the music also being shit? As in it's named like "this is dogshit do not buy" or something like "it's an old band who haven't been good in decades so why would you buy their shit, but suddenly it's a good album"I have no idea what you're getting at unless its just "haha name implies it's bad"
I love Hitler metal but Ustaše metal might be too far
>>132001415That’s Kaevum howeverthoughbeitso
>>132001600Serbroach detected!>>132001589Yes
>>132001600They were basically as bad as each other, I don't get this is where you'd draw the line
>>132001600Gay
>>132001600>it's a one man project>usually check what other projects they have, if it's just 100 NSslop projects or anything else weird>this guy has 2 other projects, one other is just "i hate christians >:(" BM>the other is death/doom>with this pictureThe woman plays bass, no surprises, but she does also wear a Pungent Stench shirt so that's pretty based.
>>132001782HOTABSOLUTELY WOULD
>>132001525how would you know that
what's the egg punk of metal
>>132001782looks like a fucking caveman with an IQ of 50talking about the foid btw
>>132001915>ABSOLUTELY WOULD
>>131998769I used to wonder why their later albums got so much hate before I realized it's just because of homophobia. Sad.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ooo-50RHveY
>>132001944black metal
>>131995615brrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>132001964USTASE SUPREMACY
>>132002078Their best album since the 90s
>>132001921By knowing basic Nordic
>>132002113Sir this is a thread for retards, LARPers, and retarded LARPers. You are not welcome here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05bSmFrJugk
>>132002138midwit sperg here, can I stay?
>>132002108I'm partial to Genexus, but Mechanize is definitely the more intense one
NÉCROPOLE - GOLEMShttps://youtu.be/SliUyDU0cEA?t=1896
>>132001944>>132002019whichever subject you ask the question with, it will always be black metal
>>132002290That's a great image.
>>132001432Nta but its good because mikael went grr and roar :3
>>132001964>>132001961GRUG LIKE
>>132002290>Necropole>Caverne>Clandestine Blaze>Svolder>Pagan HellfireWhat a lineup for a split/compilation
>>132002608A lineup of mediocrity!
>>132001782>but she does also wear a Pungent Stench shirti bet it's very appropriate
>>132002632Shalom
BuffMetal 666 on the youtube said that the big 4 of USBM are:>Xasthur>Judas Iscariot>Profanatica>LeviathanAnd that it's not up for debate.
>>132002699>USBM is homosexual and lameYes
>muh youtube metal channels
The Big Four of USBM:FellwinterGauntlet RingAtheosophiaArbor
>>132002771The Big Four of mediocrity
>>132002771Correct.
>Slash takes over the classic rock broadcasting station 107.7 to play his favorites >It's no different than a regular day's rotation of the same "CLASSIC ROCK" songs>To top it off, he sounds bored AFWOOOOOOOOOOOOW diaperfags are shitting themselves over this I'm sure
>>132002840does he still wear the hat while doing radio?
>>132002699>no absu False list
>>132002771No grand belials key or leviathan?
New Night Demon album just droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ntcuv917q5g
>>132002699404 Liturgy
>>132001358some bands from the 80's and 90's continue to tour, but announced they'll never record anything newFates Warning is an example
>>132002846Probably. The most /metal/ songs they played was Iron Man (which is standard fare on the station already) and Shout at the Devil."So yeah, this is Slash, and those were my spooky Halloween picks"
>>132003169embarrassing
>>132001944STERÖID
>>132003045sarahs uncle is the only band where the vocals have genuinely filtered me
What's her favorite metal band?
>>132003534RATM
>>132003534Please stay in your thread.
>>132003534Kaevum
>>132003534Literally whoI'm uninformed
>>132003534go back
gooning to gothic doom
I'M THE ONE WHO BROUGHT IT DOWNBROUGHT IT DOWNBRING IT ON DOOOOOOWN
though I'm not a fan, think it'd be foolish to not see Meshuggah live
>>132003699Yeah makes sense that the driver would be so bored and/or embarrassed listening to Type O Negative that xhe would have to stop the car
>>132003780>Actually using those retarded terms like "xhe" in a sentence.
>>132003808Yes, the average TON fan is a queer 15 year old that would be so retarded as to demand made-up pronouns be used to address them
>>132003534You can find girls that look like this in literally, and I mean LITERALLY every single city and small town in California
We love TON here
>>132003847>American women
>>132003825Takes one to know the average, right? You must be 18 or older to post here. I don't make the rules here, pal. Anyway, gonna blast some Defeated Sanity now>>132003849BASED
>>132003855Cali is doing its own thing Don't lump us with in MAGAistan
>>131996047You specifically, or did you mean to greenarrow that?
to the cunt who recommended desaster to me when I asked for gallopping riffs thank you if you are here.Also to the cunt who said that the allfather awakens was good with a beer drinking mood, thank you too. It went well with the thunderstorm even though Asator came way after I listened to it. Still great.To the other cunts, hello. how are you
>>132003892I am good cunt, blasting Anal Cunt
>>132003892henlo fren, I'm good, just blastin' dem riffs
>>132003896>>132003906good for you cunts. im blasting riffs too cunts. plus making dinner. heres what im blasting. good stuff, possibly my favorite track from Bilskirnir. Very martial, heathen and pagan. Manly. Did many PRs to thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnpSwKpae3Y
>>132003929>Did many PRs to thisPull Requests? What a nerd.
>>131999355>can't play their own songs
>>132003949Pretty normal for all those technical bands, even Deicide can't play Legion songs
>>132003943guilty as charged, cunt. aren't we all nerds deep down?
>>132003953When they get older. Not the same thing as cheating it on the record.
>>132003896Which one? Defenders of the hate is my favorite
>>132003959Yeah but I'm not there like "MUH HECKIN HEATHENISM METAL" while I'm telling scrub juniors to sort out their fucking code.
>>132003971I Like It When You Die, I need to put "You Keep a Diary" on repeal at least for a few times, because it is funny when you can actually hear clearly what Seth is shouting, kinda wish they would make some of the vocals more audible
>>132003892I posted a song from divine blasphemies for someone asking for galloping riffs, that was a while ago lmao. I’m here every day
blasting
>>132003977well I am cunt and I am happy so who the fuck cares?
>>132003988
>>131999418Some parts sound like it. the fast parts sound pretty distinctly thrash (or sometimes black) though.Further down-tuning is probably necessary for it to truly sound like dm.
>>132004000Nah I only wear designer
>>132003993>YOU POMPOUS ASSHOLE DICKFACE
>>132003996its been like what, 3-4 months? that was during summer. thank you metalfren \m/. I cant be too online due to collage. still listening to em though. open to more recs, will try to be more active!>>132004000checked plus yes. though less common nowadays.
>>132004000sometimes but I bought them all before I turned 30
>>132004000>tfw no poser gf
>>132003331Would be amazing if they used harsh vocalshttps://youtu.be/3m-8kT6pNc0
>>132004000is it permissible to make your own bootleg merch if tariffs are just so fucking high? I dont feel like paying 50-60 dollars per arghoslent t-shirt>>132004035also this. you niggas don't know what you are missing out on if you never had a poser gf
>>132004000Yes, I am actually going to order a new hoodie on November
>>132004039>buy a box of solid black T-shirts>buy a heat press machine>get a bunch of decals>make your own bootleg merch with all kinds of autistic designshigh level IRL shitposting
>>132004000i wear all black. that's metal.
I ordered a new metal t-shirt literally today but I can't say as you will all call me a soiboi.
>>132004061I was asking about from an angle related to supporting the artists lol. fuck it I'll probably just do that or talk to a local dealership, Gelal -pbuh- would understand.>>132004073You are a soiboi for allowing others to dictate your actions retard, not for buying sabaton merch
>>132004071We couldn't wear all black at my high school because it associated with depression and mental health issues
>>132004092>You are a soiboi for allowing others to dictate your actions retard, not for buying sabaton merchBut I literally bought it. Also I don't really care it's just fun to shitpost.It was a Darkspace shirt.
>>132004114soiboi
>>132004136That's it, I'm going to cry and put this on.
>>132004142cry moar bitch nigga
>>132004150Okay I'll put this on after.
>>132004000Band shirts are for insecure little boys
i don't even wear black shirt when going to shows
>>132004469I wear by Tommy Bahama button downs or other aloha shirts to death metal concerts
>I listen to metal but don’t wear band shirtsfucking POSER
>>132004312I only get insecure and nervous when wearing my Burzum shirt.
>>132004488yeah, sometimes it's hot as hell and you see all the metaltards wearing black tees and jeans
>>132004592Frost bitten black metal cools me down in the summer.
Tropical OSDM, like surf rock but with shitty 90s style production and epic vocals. Any bands yet?
California Cursed
>>132004626Closest band to that is probably Goreshack
>>132004626
>>132004626Hail Spirit Noir perhaps I wish Jimmy Buffett did collabs with metal artists before he died. Would have been funny if he did a death metal song about margaritas before passing
>>132003699Best TON album.
>>132004774No, it's Plague
>>132004792>>132004792>>132004792
