"...............Satan" editionFAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iLOLD: >>131975497
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
BLASTING
>>131985840
>>131985840Underrated album
>>131985840we are drinking tonight lads
>>131985864>we are drinking tonight ladsI'm not for once, but I'm real fucking tempted
This thread won't last
>>131985864Only blood orange juice tonight
>>131985840I'll be honest, this is a good album but I don't love it like so many people seem to. A lot of the riffs blend together to the point where I'm just in it for Pete's drumming.
Black metal is inherently satanic
>>131985864This is a teetotaler general
this man's death was a fucking tragedy man. it still burns my heart to this day
>>131985885>I'm just in it for Pete's drumming.Same. Same can be said about a lot of grindcore and deathgrind where the drumming is the best part.
Black metal is inherently pedophilic
>>131985881>forgot the liquid protein and ice cubesNGMI
>>131985846
>>131985921Is that some kind of burger retardation?
>>131985936Keep commemorating that legend
>>131985840Shit album art and the drums are too loud but its still a gem to me
>>131985864based pick
>>131985846Dissoslop is not tolerated here
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHEBBY METALHEBBY METALHEBBY METAL SAMURAI
>>131985961It's hilarious how lame and unthreatening it sounds whenever Lord Worm isn't in the band
>>131985976Nobody cares what your hall monitor ass thinks
>>131985961It's really good, and then they followed it with unspoken king
>>131985896the worst part is that its just tragedy he probably didnt kill himself, he just left his swansong and tragically died
>>131985961It's a flawed gem. I wish Cryptopsy would at least try new shit like they did on this. They're so fucking boring and stale now.
>>131985840What is the best bigfoot/yeti themed metal?
>youngest original band member on this recording>70 years oldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQZSgaxHkuk
>>131985838Black Metal is inherently anti-Semitic.
>>131985896never cared for this weepy timmycel shit
>>131986151based
miss this 'lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>131986089
>>131986151imagine the smell
>>131986151Shatner is going to be 95
>>131986274Sweet, thanks anon.
>>131985840Another addition to my "2026 is just full of mid albums" collection.
>>131986482you do realize that's coreshit, right anon?
>>131986482is it "alex is on fire" or "alexis on fire"i'm pretty sure everyone back in the day when they were hot shit said the latter but that was literally fellow retarded schoolchildren
>>131986305https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI1uNUdG5g8Still less embarrassing then most diapershit "legends"
>>131986498It's good shit doe.>>131986516It is the latter.
>>131986522>Take... my hand!>Off to... Never. Never. Land.
>>131986493I haven’t heard a single album this year higher than a 7/10, which is what I would rate that album.
>>131986583Try this lad.
>>131986305>Shat nerWhy are they like this?
>>131986599He's a (fucking) leaf
>>131986599Because you touch yourself as night.
>>131986592you can tell this is dogshit from the band logo
>>131986609Schizophrenic post
>>131986531>It is the latter.thanks ladhonestly I never listened to them because they were popular with the easily bullied emo tards, but might give them a go now i have vague nostalgia for shitty post-hardcore from back in the day
>>131986583Honestly, and I don't like the fact I'm saying this, I think the one album that may have been more than a 7/10 for me was Neurosis. Admittedly I did like them before, and it could just be I expected "total shit" and got something "pleasantly not as shit as expected" so I'm overrating it.Either way it's close. I think I'm in the same boat as you, my AOTYSF is Fyrnask and that is a 7/10 that teeters on an 8 for me cos I like their sound.
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
>>131985896He faked his death btw.
>>131985896They have one good album
>>131986712Correct. The earlier albums had standout moments and then SO MUCH FUCKING FILLER.And I love Woods of Ypres. He just died at the time he finally sussed out how to make albums.
>>131986712woods IV and III are good too. Woods V is great, all killer no filler. >>131986728Theres a lot of schizos that think it was suicide. What do you think? He wrote about the same themes for a long time, and he planned european tours etc. It feels contradictive for him to kill himself. The man wrote ''Death is not an exit'' afterall
>>131986822>woods IV and III are good tooBoth are like... 4 great tracks per album tops, on albums that are 14 and 16 tracks long. They are not great, but they have great songs.>Theres a lot of schizos that think it was suicide. What do you thinkI don't give a shit about schizo theories. The guy's dead and it's irrelevant.
>>131986842ehh fair enough. I found woods when I was at a shitty point in life, so most of their tracks sound like comfort or a pat on the back for me so Im probably not the most reliable guy to rate em.>I don't give a shit about schizo theoriesbut still man its fucking creepy
For me, it's Woods 1.
>>131986879The only thing vaguely creep about it is he mentions the highway being his "ending". He could have died at any point between Woods 2 and 5 and someone would be going "OMG HE PREDICTED HIS DEATH!!!" like after 4 cos of Buried In Mount Pleasant Cemetery. It's just silly to me.I dunno man albums like Woods 3 are fucking dire. It has one of the best tracks he's ever written with Distractions of Living Alone, then a few "okay" ones like Ontario Town or the title track, and then it's just total 5/10 "David's on whiney autopilot" that he proceeded to also do on 4.
>>131985840Really enjoying this one.
>>131986938is it any good? Havent given it a listen, not exactly the mood for tonight
>>131986937Could be. been a long time since I gave those albums a real listen. Though nothing can top Woods V, phenomenal album.
>>131986949Their best since Surturs Rising and impressively consistent considering how many of their albums have one or two great songs and the rest are filler.You definitely do need to be in a beer drinking mood to get the most of it though.
>>131986969>You definitely do need to be in a beer drinking mood to get the most of it though.Theres a thunderstorm tomorrow. How fucking fitting. Thanks anon, will deffo listen to it tomorrow outdoors. Tonight is for doom.
>>131986967I mean I'm not shitting on it, but I've listened to them enough to know that the man really couldn't self-edit, it was his biggest flaw. That's why 4 is SIXTEEN tracks long, when really it could be half that and lose very little.Just cos he was so emotionally invested he could never cull any of the songs that didn't really warrant the spotlight, which is a cool quirk for his stuff so at least it's interesting, but if I'm just going for "is it a good album" I think every album he made is "2 11/10 tracks surrounded by filler" and then Woods5 where he finally cracked the formula (wasn't this the first time he had a full lineup, or shared songwriting with the other fella?), had 0 filler, and then bowed out once he'd peaked.I've seen other cases of bands who finally release a magnum opus and then the guy dies, one instant even with suicide confirmed, so it's not totally unheard of.
>>131986999You're a man after my own heart, metalbro \m/
>>131987011Other than Woods V he released all those albums himself AFAIK, and with Woods V he was working with a proper label if I remember correctly.On not culling, I think that you are right, he seems really invested in his work due to the personal nature those albums had. The guy was suffering, and as a man who has been there and done that, I can understand himNow that I check Woods IV out, theres a lot of tracks that I haven't really listened to lol and im an avid woods fan.>I've seen other cases of bands who finally release a magnum opus and then the guy diescare to share any examples? everyone loves a good tragedy. lets just hope that you dont say nödtveidt kek.
Saw LIfelover last weekCrowd was 30% Gen Z kiddiesOne girl in front of me was complaining to her bf that all the older people were not taking them serious and thought they'd just know about Lifelover from TikTokBitch was wearing a fucking Sematary hoodie
RATATATA MY BODY IS A WEAPON
>>131987084Why would anyone take a comedy band seriously
>>131987075>care to share any examplesI was mainly thinking of The Angelic Process. They had a unique sound, albums varied in quality (although I'd say all good), releases Weighing Souls With Sand and it's easily the best by far, he suffers a hand injury that I *think* stops him playing drums, and as he's unable to make music anymore he just offs himself (leaving his fucking wife, the only other member, alone).Also doesn't quite work in the same way, but "And End..." released one album, it's decent enough to get a bit of traction in the DSBM circles, and the kid offed himself like two months after the album released.
>>131987084Sex with the girl on the Pulver album cover.
>>131987093
>>131987102They were talking about themselves.They basically said all the older metalfags were thinking they were posers
>>131987119Lmoa
>>131987084>Crowd was 30% Gen Z kiddiesSo for reason I don't want to go into because it's cringe, I was actually monitoring r/dsbm.It's just fucking normies going "OMG I LOVE LIFELOVER!!!!" or a literal fucking tranny putting "lifelover" on their trans flag, clearly unaware of the fucking irony therein.All it did was convince me that Lifelover are THE entry-level DSBM band, I guess because they barely represent the genre and are more psychedelic metal with "muh suicide" themes that appeals to poser emos.
https://youtu.be/WujjCSEJcDkGood song.
>>131987144Wrong
>>131987144much better than the blue-haired bitch
Are you fags down with the clown? https://youtube.com/watch/P5U9mg0DIfs>>131987150You're wrong, you fucking guy.>>131987168Vocally yeah totally. Alissa is still hotter doe.
>>131987116Holy shit. Thanks anon. Will give them a listen. Good night to you
>>131987171Lauren would kick her diva ass
>>131987179I got rec'd this exact song on /mu/ like genuinely 10 fucking years ago, so re-take the rec.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiVKqkGKWEw
>>131987197holy shit as it turns out the wife died in 2023 too. sad. Drone ain't really my thing, maybe that track will change that. Thanks anon!!
The Favela Dwelling Clownspammer told me xir favorite metal band is actually Agriculture, followed by Feminazgul. Xe believes strongly in supporting trans artists like xir
>>131987229rent free
a grim fucking general
>>131987226>holy shit as it turns out the wife died in 2023 too.Yeah unceremoniously. It's a cool but sad story in general. He was basically a one-word brooding emo who lived only for music, she was an amicable extrovert. Weird couple.To be fair I wouldn't call them drone, they're hard to classify. They're way too heavy to be drone. Really though, just slam the whole album, you'll know pretty quick if it's your thing. If you need specific recs though, Burning In The Undertow Of God and Dying In A-Minor are the best on the album for me. The track I linked is just a good "intro" to the band really. Shows a bit of everything they do.
>>131987188She's got a banging body but a weird face.
>>131987144No, Negru...no.
>>131987251she's 40
>>131987133Absolutely, Lifelover seems like the most accessible DSBM band currently touring.. But DSBM-concerts always tend to have a lot of angsty teens...and slavs.
>>131987266You're 40, you fucking guy.
>>131987251she looks like bjork
>>131987269Well most of the DSBM are slavs or slavophiles right, so it makes sense. Those eastern euros have a lot to be upset about.
>>131987274https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QW5VkLambbU
>>131987245>>131987245>>131987245
>>131987273as is most of this general
>>131987297Indeed, heil.
>>131987297i think most chud metalheads are so skinny you can see the ribs, not obese
mogs the everloving fuck out of Arch Enemy
>>131987352>mogs the everloving fuck out of Arch EnemySo do 90% of metal bands.
>>131987362not the point, smooth brain
>>131987376Just pointing out how irrelevant and pointless your statement was.
>>131987395it was actually an extremely relevant and direct statement given the members of Black Earth
A classic
>>131987552>classic>year:2010zoomers leave the thread
>>131987229Confirming this
LOOK ATTHE BRIGHTNESSOF THE RISINGSWASTIKA!LOOK ATTHE BRIGHTNESSOF THE RISINGSWASTIKA!
MY MAMMAL SAUCE IS THE BEST MAMMAL SAUCEI SPREAD MAMMAL SAUCE ON MY WANG
>Jeg hater det livet de Kristne elsker
>>131987239The good posters left
>>131987918>Jeg hater det sirkuset som klovnene elsker
do we love myrkur
>>131987952Shalom
>>131987967fucking no, are you mental
VENOM
>>131987967wouldn't even lick her ass with a junkyard dog's tongue
>>131987967How many times does it need repeating that women cannot make metal, inherently
>>131987967I like this song a lot: https://youtu.be/7t4XgTEwI08
EAGLE’S NEST - ANCIENT HATE
>>131987133Zoomergroids would get filtered by bands like Bethlehem and Abyssic Hate which are still entry level lul
>>131988025it's ok to be gay, but not THIS gayI have more respect for fudge packing niggas that blast Madonna over this shit
>>131988025get some fucking taste
>>131988038this Eagle's Nest? lol
NS troon having a melty after getting cucked this afternoon kek
>>131988038HEIL
>>131988025simp metal
>>131988053I think they like Bethlehem cos its le gloomy and stuff. Abyssic Hate might be a bit dull depending on the release, but either way the NS angle will make the normies run away.He's dead too, and not even by suicide the fucking poser, just bad health.
Are all DSBM artists inherently posers as long as they are still alive?
>>131988057thinly veiled Chucko reference https://youtu.be/nEE0THfKscc
>>131987084what the fuck is a "Sematary"
>>131988289such a zesty pose
>>131988370https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFJJc8Eyhu4&list=RDeFJJc8Eyhu4&start_radio=1&pp=ygUIc2VtYXRhcnmgBwE%3D
>>131988289Looks like a gay Butt-Head tbqh
>>131988481thanks, now I have AIDS
>>131988481This is good
You know who’s based? The guy from human serpent. Made some hateful, nihilistic black metal and then kys’d himself
>>131988590>tranny-shrieking
This is good https://youtu.be/31j4DIpgY9U
>>131988481>>131988694audible garbage
>>131985840https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH-MO3wVAWQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVPrO_iH31ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCmYtfeQomk
>>131988752SMD.
>>131986305christopher lee did it too
>>131986553feel like hes done heavy songs like diss before but cant remember maybe im wrong
>>131988799>cuck left-wing family didn't visit him in the hospital>watched Lord of the Rings on his deathbed with the only white nurse who actually knew who he wasEngland lmao
>>131988799>christopher lee did it first
>>131988825wtf are you talkin bout
>tfw no Moonsorrow gf
Elden Ring Black Metal
>>131989078need batlord gf
>>131989091There's already Elden Ring themed deathcore
Elden Ring is for normalfags
>>131989177Zazed. All my niggas play Nioh, like real men.
>>131989097I hate goth bitches
>>131988541I'm looking through the lyrics on metallum pretty based
>>131989177Normalfags never actually finished the game
WAHMAHSTAH
>>131985875why
>>131987084Sematary makes lifelover listenable https://youtu.be/rL8gdnjHP1U?is=lsZ6OSTQIDJZ9m_w
>>131989228First nioh is pretty good then it got progressively worse dark souls is still the end all be all.bloodborne is thematically more interesting to me. Mortal shell and lies of p are pretty good too
>>131989300>bloodborne >lies of pHaven't played yet. About Mortal Shell, I've played a little bit and dropped the game. Idk, I think I've got souls fatigue already, and I only finished like 3 or 4 souls-like.
>>131989291Sematary is unlistenable dogshartpoopydiaperniggerfaggotshit for egirls and póséür twinks
WE HOPE YOU FVKKEN HATE IT
>>131989097quorthorn rollin' in his grave
>>131989438
can metal albums still get no. 1 on billboard these days? or when was last wun tae do that
>>131989461Megadeth - Megadeth
>>131989451alri maybe not kek
>>131989466hmm not sure dat should count
no way quorthorn wasnt gay. diss nibba zesty af
>>131989461The Kaevum reunion album released on January 30, 2033 will go triple diamond under the coming Vargreich
>>131989097batlord?
>>131985905Blood's O Agios Pethane is probably the best grind album ever.
>>131989602Imagine those lifeless eyes peering at you as she just lays there like a fish not making a sound
POV: You just called David Vincent gay
>>131989409You mean lifelover? I would agree
>>131989629sorry wrong pic
>>131989629More like Morbid Gayngel HAH
>>131989631They both are. Listen to Sortsind like a real nigga.
>>131989729Suicidal dissoslop? Im good tampon boy
>>131989771Archgoat is great but you are gay.
>>131985840casually mogs iron maiden
>>131989790I may be gay but you are trans
>>131989843>you are transWhy would I wanna be a woman? Women are gay and poseurs.
ever since I started lifting nobody calls me a hippie anymore
We have fought with honorWe have fought with prideWe have fought for our bloodWe have fought for what's insideOur motherland calls to its children...
Genuinely the greatest black metal song everhttps://youtu.be/hcsO7gfYCEg
>>131985946>seeing some man's spread-out buttcheeks is perfectly normalfucking faggot.
>>131990225>not wanting to own a vinyl sleeve featuring Peter Steele's chocolate starfish
>>131990081what's that mean
>>131985921>doesn't have the scratch n' sniff version
>>131990231Peter Steele was mortified that grown men were jacking off on his Playgirl spread. seek help.
and by the way, I don't think it was a girly magazine, I think it was a GAY magazine!
>progressive avant-garde brutal death metal
https://youtu.be/vBujYxhrNME?is=jGP7EbZmvjBOOPM8The hardcore revenge is pretty good
>>131990648what does this have to do with metal?
>>131990656You’re in denial if you ignore the venn diagram of hardcore and metal
Listening to some Mortician right now, they're kinda liberal with their usage of horror movie samples it's kinda annoying, to be honest>>131985885Thank god Assück is always right there instead
Has there ever been a better Black/Death album?..
>>131990664Correct
>>131990664punk shit is gay and not metal>>>/lgbt/
>>131990841Youre gay and not metalhttps://youtu.be/_jF5CrzCeMU?is=wu5_sSLNf2M6kvsl
>>131990854show some respect to your metal superiors. we all know you're here because punk is gay and dead and you can't keep a general going. we tolerate your gay little hxc links because you have nowhere else to go.
>>131989234I used to get in arguments with them in high school but some are okay to look at.>>131989835that chick on the cover is a babe.
>>131990860Metal fans are fat retarded and sometimes brown
>>131990896you say that and look like this
>>131988825What's wrong with you man
>>131988825Schizophrenic post
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1791762668710197.mp4
>>131990860All extreme metal has punk influences. Black metal is basically a punk subgenre
>>131991162i look like this and listen to mayhem as well
>>131991129
>>131985840I seriously hope you guys are blasting Based Wyatthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlxhlI9IN6A
>>131985846catchiest dissoshit I ever heard
>>131991606is that a compliment or
>>131985840I like growl distorted vocals in revenge more than on conqueror. J read also sounds like Seth Putnam kind of
WHO ARE SOME GOOD METAL BANDS FROM BELGIUMDO THEY LOVE WAFFLES??
>>131989835NIGHTRIDERS ON THE ASTRAL PLANES
>>131991853FULL BLOWN A.I.D.S.
is metal bussin
>>131992631Im from Belgium shit country desuWe have amenra, steak number eight, wiegedood, Enthroned, channel zero, aborted is also from belgium
>>131991540wyatt is a retard
>>131992768you also have the 7600 different projects Deha has :)one of them might even be kinda okay maybe
>>131992768aborted are cool. better scene than where i live
>>131992631Best Belgian band ever is Agathocles
>>131992631evil invaders, bütcher (they are mid THOUGH)
Belgians are good at coreshit
THE FINAL SWING IS NOT A DRILLIT'S HOW MANY PEOPLE I CAN KILL
>>131992806deformity are belgian right?
Belgium has Medieval Prophecy Records and all releated bands from Belgium so it has pretty good scene overall.
>>131991540This video couldve been 10 min long desu
>>131992892It could also just not exist.
metal is for milleniboomer uncs
>>131992933then leave the thread, retard
>>131992947noyou are being replaced, old man
>>131992848Yeah
>>131987269>>131988053It's getting worse.
>>131985840The Nokturnal Mortum side projects are all better than Nokturnal Mortum tbqhwyf
>>131993271I feel the same but with Drudkh side projects.
>>131993135>1 good band
https://obsceneextreme.cz/en/a/3739/news,obscene-extreme-x-mark-riddick
>>131993271That album's great but The Last Scald didn't do much for me.
>>131985840Just one last dance 'fore the 'vember
>>131993135That poor candiapermass patch...
What’s the best Revenge album?>inb4 they all sound the same
>>131985840fretboard wanky panky bullshit with a sugary helping of widdley widdley weeeeee keyboard bullshit
>>131993339throwing cars at people on coke with thor
I just roke up
>>131993354For me it's this one.
>>131993646>Mid
>>131994041What does this have to do with metal?
>>131994225Or music.
>>131994225>>131994249Newfag.
DEVIL SEEDDEVIL SEEDDEVIL SEEDDEVIL SEEDDEVIL SEEDDEVIL SEEEEEEED
>>131994041It's late afternoon
General looking extra dead just before nbbmn
>>131994408Good I didn't miss anything then
>>131995060>Nashville, Tennessee
He was really, really gay on this album
>>1319951231st world problems
>>131995090weebs amirite
>>131995131it's better when japs are westaboos
this nigga really unabomberposting because his package is late
>>131995153THERE USED TO BE A SEMBLANCE OF ORDER. THE TRAINS USED TO RUN ON TIME, NOW THEY RUN INTO EACH OTHER LIKE IN SPAIN.BILLIONS MUST DIE.BLACK METAL FOR THIS FEEL??
>>131995123>Sorry goy, diesel shortages>every major shipping company from the god damn US Postal Service to DHL sucks absolute donkey cockWonder why they're struggling right now :^)
>>131995201
>>131995213Xasthur dropping gems as always!!
Jumpdafuckup is unironically in my workout playlist
>>131995249fun fact: the very first time I heard the word "faggot" was when I was in elementary school and my grandpa was talking about protestors outside of a nuclear power plant
>>131995257Your grandpa was correct! Now look at the state of the world. One small scale kerfuffle near a tiny fucking body of water; a literal piss stream in comparison to the vast unknowable depths of the oceans, is the cause for all these issues relating to fuel in the world. The oil dependency should have been snuffed ages ago, but here we are.
>>131994135Id just like to say this one is also my favorite. Its their most feral sounding
>>131995257He was talking about your little penis.British people call sausages that
>>131985840>>131985961Another victim of shit production.>>131986004Flo and Worm are Cryptopsy. I just doesn't work if one piece is missing.
>>131995298you can suck my faggot gaylord
>>131995273dipshits were protesting nuclear weapons outside of a power station that provided electricity to their gated communities https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6_qIXuwkZg>>131995298>he thinks about little boy ppskin yourself alive pedo
>>131995129you mean thirld lol
>>131985840Great old school stuff from Japan, how did I not discover this 11 years ago when I listened to Intestine Baalism and Sigh for the first time? The guitarist from Intestine Baalism, Seji Kakuzaki, had a guest appearance here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj6I3jhfyQA
How old is she?
>>131995455bruhlegit one of the worst covers I've ever seen
>>131995466>mfw /meal/ goes off the rails for the 400th day running
>>131995466
>>131986468Been on my mind, gotta listen to their two albums when December death/doom mood starts.
>>131995466Dance of December Souls is on that list, right?
>>131995472>>131995473kek
>>131995472>>131995473kek based
>>131995466lol I knowdecent BDM though, same drummer as Lust of Decay (who also had pretty garbage covers)
>>131995482>>131995481it happened again, just get married at this point
>>131995466That’s how you know it’s good bdm
>>131985840madcunt jap vocalist sounds like a pissed off pomeranian yapping at a passerby
>>131995496
>>131995537>when the tiddies lopsided
>>131995455> The band has an intro with Adolf Hitler speaking at the beginning of "Terminated With Extreme Prejudice", and while I normally would look down upon this, I suck it up and again the music in all of its aggressiveness.
>>131995511based
>>131995604
