Sometimes I feel bad but then I remember some of you are like 25 year old virgins LMFAO

>>25623040
i wonder if, right now, somewhere in the world, someone is wondering how easy it would be to rip Judy Hopps' ears off and watch as she bleeds to death. I wonder if its a teacher or a congressman or some other important figure that's made their living not admitting they have violent thoughts, or worse yet, watch cartoons.

>>25623047
28, actually, and I have never desired sex; I have turned it down many times.
But how does the misfortune of others alleviate yours?

>>25623053
Just you there, I think, pal.

a few anons in the last thread really soured me on this whole 'humanity' thing.
I hope they dont show up for this one!

thinking of calling a hooker

Is it out of the question that the Ancient Egyptians simply looked at the stars, and planned their Pyramid formations in the image of a constellation? Has anyone ever thought of that?

>>25623047
Yes, because I'm not married, and sex outside of marriage is immoral and a mortal sin
There is literally nothing wrong with being a virgin

>>25623112
Yeah but you actually don't believe in that stuff, you just use it as an excuse or an explanation, and it feeds back into you as shame towards your own biologic functions

>>25623114
>let me tell you what you believe and feel
No, I'm Catholic, and I believe this sincerely

>>25623053
I don't feel like Pixar characters are conceived with blood and bones, I don't think any of them ever bleed. Judy Hopps is probably physically made of her invisible 3d armature and the mesh that is her image, which would make her dismemberment something of a sentient puppet torture humiliation event, which is not so bad

>>25623118
Oh well why don't you get a Catholic girl? You can fairly marry young over there, just be a man who could properly be a Catholic husband and like, talk about being ready to do it at church.

>>25623114
NTA, but you are obviously projecting. You cannot know what he does or does not believe. Of course you think he doesn't believe it because it's something impossible to believe, but then you have very little knowledge of people that struggle against religious conscience.

>>25623120
Maybe, but the point isn't her, it's about the observer who looks at her with less than wholesome thoughts and how those thoughts make them feel. In other words, now is the only time in history one might see a cartoon rabbit, think of her being mutilated, and feel bad about it.

>>25623122
Yeah I'm taking a shot in the dark, which works oftentimes. He's already elucidated his case. Method of direct approach

>>25623100
Call hooker, take notes on the conversation / make some for the texts, post them here

>>25623124
I think too many of us are (or society at large is) uncomfortable with their dirty and biologic side. Could probably use some basic meditation and thought-deidentification techniques, too

>>25623121
There is only one young woman at my church, who has tattoos (plural) and a long-term boyfriend already.

>>25623129
only one? my goodness. Hey bring it up in front of the older women, they'll find someone for you (if you are actually the man you are supposed to be for this effort)

>>25623127
True!

>>25623112
Some day you'll have sex and realize how stupid this comment is.

>>25623129
Sounds like a gay ass church for big time homos

>>25623154
Just because sex is fun and feels good doesn't mean they're wrong.

>>25623162
I agree. It's wrong for other reasons. Staying a virgin well into your 20s horrifically stunts your growth as a human being.

>>25623040
NIGGER

Dude you cannot be Catholic and not persuing a girl, unless you are a Matt Savage branded closeted homosexual in which case you need to be having easily forgivable polite gay sex with your equivalent churchmates on the side or else you're just a castration case

>>25623167
It's exactly the other way around (under the condition that you don't engage in degenerate masturbatory habits in wich case having sex is obviously better) and there's plenty of proof for that. For example, a book from the 17th Century explains how the inhabitants of Ragusa are exceptionally strong, handsome and sexy because they marry around the age of 25 on average for both sexes. Tacitus gives the same reason for the exceptional vigour of the ancient German nations. In fact male virginity can be successfully prolonged until the early thirties, for as long as you engage in no-fap the effects are salutary and invigorating.

>>25623178
Do you have a structured plan to marry later in your life then, according to this principle, or are you like, older than 25 and still kind of listless about it?

>>25623204
I'm 24 and guys compliment me on my exceptional physique.
I probably won't as far as the father of Montaigne, who allegedly swore an epic oath that his was a virgin marriage at the age of 33, but I'm under no pressure to fuck. She has to be a genetic supermodel, above the age of 20 and a virgin at that too and finding suck a pick takes it's time.

Are we at the precipice of war? Sustained attacks against Russian oil refineries and the provision of long range offensive weaponry by Britain and Germany to Ukraine (against which Moscow drew a redline) threaten to turn an arms escalation crisis into outright nuclear war.

And yet society continues. Children mine raw metals in the subcontinent and yet imperial bourgeois society continues. Life continues, so precious in this universe of infinite stars.

All of these moments, what do they add up to? What are we moving toward?

My father died and I can't stop drinking; I wish there was some end to this inferno.

>>25623216
Hey, that all works. Not that you needed my approval.
>she has to be a genetic supermodel
If you mean that literally, then calm down, if you mean that as a compliment to your future wife, that's lovely

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Alas, perhaps my years of dunking on baldies has come to an end... I think I discovered some thinning at the top today.

Oh well, I made it to 35 with a full head of hair. I had a good run.

>>25623178
It stunts you mentally, not physically, you goober.

>>25623204
Not that anon, but I am older than 25 and listless. What’s your take?

20 year old making marriage plans on 4chan

>>25623222
I don't need anyone's approval, though there is a risk of my high confidence and risk-taking behaviour leading me towards premature death. This father of Montaigne himself spent his whole twenties fighting in the Italian wars. Guys like him can end up dead anytime.
I do find it a waste though how modern decadent Western society turns every other man who had the potential of becoming a truly superior man of some sort into incel degenerates and make them feel inferior for the sole fact that they did not 'reach the hallmark' when they were still young boys. Instead of improving themselves, most of them un-learn all the good lessons they received in order to fit in with normie society. And yeah, maybe they hit the gym to get laid but it's not like they'd use the muscles acquired in order to risk their own life fighting other enemies.

>>25623216
What a dislikeable person. I take back my earlier attempts at defending you.

Christ this is just a self help general for morons

>I can't stop gooning and I'm going bald
>What do I do?????!!!

>>25623232
How? According to Jean-Jacques Rousseau physical and mental development usually stops at the exact moment you loose your virginity so the 'your brain develops until you're 28' only counts for virgin males who did not go down the porn addict route. I do admit that the bar is exceptionally high but I'm one of the guys who may be able to actually reach it.

>>25623239
Well yeah but you can just find an honest Catholic 20 year old any time and get that shit done, you don't have to make it this doomsday worry. Don't use it as an excuse to delay uuuuuh proliferation

>>25623250
I have to fight horrendous battles in wich I will probably die before having sex for the first time. I mean I want to like, do everything that youth has to offer before I loose my virginity.

>>25623256
Are you a substance abuser?

>>25623261
LARP abuser.

>>25623263
In a way that is damaging to your health?
Do you mean physical battles where you are being hit with clubs?

>>25623261
Hell no, unless you want to count coffeine and nicotine, why? Or like what's the antagonism to this world-view? Have sex with countless women or else you're a loser piece of shit? I don't get it.

>>25623264
Mega-hikes in the wild where I encounter hunger, cold, heat, thirst, dangerous wild beasts, savages and thiefs.

>>25623266
What horrendous battles do you fight that will cause your death before you have sex?

>>25623268
What? You'll sell out your sons bodies' for this?! You're not gonna die from doing that, either, pal. That's a regular young adult's semi-extreme athletic hobby. You know people ride motorcycles drunk and shit, right?

Fuck, my eyes feel so tired and a bit painful.
It's difficult to focus on the words.

>>25623270
You've never heard about deadly poisonous snakes? I want to kill one, prepare it's head and decorate my front porch with it.

>>25623246
Sex is a meaningful and nuanced thing that you do with another person. You have to learn to do it well, and learning to do it well helps you do other things well, to understand other people, and to appreciate many things in life in a way you could not do so without the experience of it. It changes as you get older. On top of missing out on the education it provides to who you are, who you can be, and especially who you can be with respect to other people, an excessive delay in having sex makes you miss out on the experience of having it when your mind is still young. If you miss the boat on that it's lost to you, you cannot recapture it or really even understand it by looking back later.

There is no compensation adequate for missing out on the above. There is, except in the most extreme circumstances, no harm in having sex early on in life either. It's illustrative that generally no one has to say what I'm saying here, that it takes a legion of moral used car salesmen to talk people into delaying having sex as long as they can, and that these same hucksters turn the same accusation of misinformation and bad intentions against people like me. But you know in your heart that a youth pastor encouraging virginity rings false and is performative, whereas when I say what I say it comes out naturally, there is no tension in it that drags against the order of the world or honest people's optimistic experience. No trace of that fear that liers have when they tell a lie.

>>25623276
nah not really haha

>>25623275
You are telling yourself you are going to be killed by a venomous snake before you will ever have sex, calm down.

>>25623275
It's weird to me that there exist men who have never cut a snakes head off with a shovel, casually, just as a course of clearing them out from around the house or a campsite, because your girlfriend or wife was freaking out about it.

>>25623282
>>25623275
It's not Christian resort to bloodlust and death-drive in sublimation of your hesitance to reproduce

Futhermore it is gay to fantasize about beheading and making a trophy of a spitting snake in response to the peaceful settlement 'well that sounds like a good plan, just grow a bit older and there will be a younger Catholic girl who's happy to be with you when it's time'

>>25623276
This is false

>>25623276
> But you know in your heart that a youth pastor encouraging virginity rings false and is performative,
It obviously is and I totally agree with you on that one, but as a matter of a fact prolonged virginity makes for more superior humans but we are so far away from the natural order of things and social corruption far too accelerates the point at wich young people become sex-obsessed retards. I recall Brave New World explaining how men didn't have any sexual interactions other than masturbation and homosex before the age of 20 during the time the book was written, it is a FACT this was normal until like, fifty years ago. Now the reason obviously wasn't because of pastors but because young people weren't brainwashed into wanting to have sex asap and things just happened naturally when the time was right. Premature sex stunts the body, and the same can be said about religious inbred communities who arrange-marry their kids at the age of 18 and push them to have kids.

>>25623276
>youth pastor
Kant, Beethoven, Nietzsche, Ruskin, Henry James, Pessoa, Borges died virgins, and the list, really, goes on.

>>25623290
Oh I didn't know Christ's message of proliferation revolved around male vanity

>>25623268
lmao
>>25623275
lmao
Made it sound like you were going to join the foreign legion or enlist in Ukraine. Complete larper.

>>25623285
The couple of snakes I killed in did with no malice at all. I didn't let people hang around and bother people in my household, I don't let animals do it either. Unfortunately I'm not very good at speaking with snakes, so I just let the shovel do the talking.

>>25623294
I'm not a christtard, I think I made that clear enough in my post. In fact I am one of the few guys who promote virginity for non-religious reasons.
>>25623297
Well I'm not dying for some retard's war obviously.

>>25623292
All would have been better, both as individuals, writers, and men, had they not.

Hey church women, aunties, grandmas, all you with that fertile progeny you're trying to offload! You hear that? Anon says he's gonna wrestle snakes and that's why he's not planning to have sex before he dies! The snake might kill him, he says, and oh well! Hope he doesn't CATCH ANYTHING from such poisonous serpents!
>>25623300
He's still talking about what he'd do the the head of a snake! How much better it is, than being with your daughters, he says!
ARE THESE THE WORDS OF THE CATHOLIC YOUTH?!

>>25623301
Oh what's your church?

>>25623307
Uhm, God exists, he gives you free will, don't use it to kill other people ..

This guy better be a fucking snake charmer

>>25623311
but never, ever ever, under any circumcisions, have sex lmao

>>25623290
The natural order of things is to start fucking when you're 15. The only way you can think it's normal in human history to wait until you're 22 and then have only one sexual partner from them until forever is if you consider human history to only be compromised of, like, Lutherans and their ilk born between like 1600 and 1920.

>>25623304
I hope the snake sucks his dick.

>>25623318
Grim too because the religious who wait until 30 to have a kid, they're destroying half their stock. An entire missing generation, talk about lost.

>>25623317
That's not what I said. What I'm trying to say is, basically, I would have preferred to stay a kid for longer. Ideally until my early twenties. Just run around the blocks with my friends on a thursday afternoon, chasing childish fantasies, yeah, there was a time when that was normal. Fuck the degeneracy of our days and stupid adults promoting sex to teenagers.

>>25623302
nah not really haha

>>25623319
atta boy, kid

>>25623318
Yikes dude. Fuck you, I'll beat the living crap out of you you pervert. When and where COWARD

these threads are always tl;dr for me

>>25623322
Fucking at 15 doesn't turn you into an adult lmao what are you talking about

>>25623302
>*both* as individuals, writers, and men
Anyway, yes, my mistake. I submit to your authority over all the figures I listed, the first three being uncontroversial greats of their fields, and over Pessoa, in particular, who wrote that his career would have been unthinkable had he consummated any of his relationships with women. Kierkegaard took a similar line, now that I think of it.

>>25623329
The expectation does. It's hard to comprehend this truth but once you get it it clicks. Teenagers trying to act like adults and then turning into stupid fucks as soon as they turn 20 is solely caused by premature sex and useless societal expectations. We were supposed to engage in childish sports and games with the same ease we had when we were kids, until our early 20s.

>>25623322
>Ideally until my early twenties. Just run around the blocks with my friends on a thursday afternoon, chasing childish fantasies, yeah, there was a time when that was normal. Fuck the degeneracy of our days and stupid adults promoting sex to teenagers.
Like, maybe 40 years for really lucky middle and upper class Americans and other newly wealthy states? You're talking about a crazy narrow slice of what it means to be human. What you're talking about, is the very relatable stochastic phenomenon of not wanting to grow up because being a kid is nicer, which is something most every parent in history has overcome. I don't say any of this to insult you, you're experiencing a very real transition from the safety of childhood, into the reality of desired parenthood. I don't know why you invoke a church to do that, tradition doesn't support the argument that you get to play around for more than three or so years as a young adult before coming back and becoming a parent.
You're really fine, just try not to invoke such megalomaniacal claims when explaining 'I still want a virgin marriage after 25 or so but am currently enjoying my freedom to travel and hike' instead of, I don't know, telling people its a venomous snake that's worrying you

>>25623337
The expectation to have sex during puberty ruined your conception of your freedom and youth, and identity as someone who was not yet an adult?
I relate to this. I think this is common. There are women your age and further who live the same way you do. Hopefully people can find eachother.

>>25623338
Dude it's exactly the other way around and actually one of the primary reasons the French Revolution happened was young French aristocrats being pushed I to adulthood way too soon and premature sex paired with inbreeding leading to a generation of decrepits.

But whatever, keep degenerating and missing out on the sexual revolution. Ohh right because teens can't into revolution so we make them have sex so they never revolution because, they would revolution if they became super strong in order to sexually explode when they turn 20 and above. Fuck you, you literal boomer fuck stupid anti-revolutionary fuck fuck enemy of the youth friends with the current useless order.

>>25623326
This one is especially bad. Propped up by an anon arguing that it's better to stay a virgin until your early 30s because it lets you keep your vitality, which you should then expend on life-endangering activities, like, you guessed it, long hikes and hitting snakes with shovels.

>>25623346
lol

>>25623326
I don’t read everything, but these takes are positively fascinating

>>25623343
You are being ridiculous. That is all. Tell your church leader the same thing you told me, he will have advice

just finished a bottle of wine, listening to some Coltrane, about to hit the hay soon.

>>25623381
I don't go to church retard. Also you have nothing to say be cause you got totally destroyed. I know you are against the revolution, boomer.

>>25623399
Did you say this >>25623118 >>25623129 (that you were Catholic and went to a church where you knew the members and their marital status?
And did you describe premarital sex as ‘sin’?

>>25623404
Both of those replies weren't written by me. Technically I'm reformed I guess but I'm not very religious.

OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP NOBODY CARES

>>25623409
Do you hit snakes with a shovel for and retain semen for statuesque physique?

>>25623413
Just say something interesting buddy

>>25623414
No, but I do spontaneously take 4 hour hikes on a Wednesday afternoon. What do you do that makes you taff?

>>25623417
Excuse me but I was having a private conversation with my chattering mind in a public forum. Please dont interfere next time, okay buddy?

Woe is me! For
I am young, and
Verily that truth
Is felt by women
Who skirt near
(And not far)
But see how
Mightily I yearn
For female
Companionship,
'tis a struggle
I tell thee!

Sex!
What of it?
I've had none
Since my days
Mewling at my
Mother's teet.
Dare I retreat
Like old Prufrock
To beaches neat
With mermaids,
And peaches,
Oh the uneaten
Peaches. Please,
I beg of thee, find
Me sex! Sex! Sex!

I need sex!

>>25623320
I agree with the "grim" poster about 74% of the time

>>25623418
Have sex with my wife

Did I mention:
I am twenty five.
Old as life is
Young, but this is
Part of that rung
All men must climb
In praising Christ
And practising with
One's tongue open
Mouth kissing for
My future wife.

See how I run
Yearning for it,
Day and night.
'Tis enough to give
A nobler man
The fright.

Sex! Sex! Sex!
Give me sex!

Else I'll take it
For myself and
Like the old
Romans, write
Book after book
About self help.

But I am 40 now
And have come
No nearer to my
Goal, for it is my
Future now, now
Condemned to it:
A hole!

>>25623436
Ok boomer

what have I become

>>25623450
Based johnny cash poster

I’m falling asleep.

Oh woe!
Oh sorrow!
Pitiful remorse!
But how
Of course
My favourite
Hugbox has
Turned into
A cesspool
Of poetry
Mimicing my
Pleas for help.

Oh horror,
Oh despair,
I guess
I'll have to
Go outside
If I am to
Find anyone
Who cares!

Dear diary,

Yet another day of not having sex. Quel surprise! My mother asked me if I wanted drive thru for dinner shortly before writing this. I responded to that harlot (perhaps I should stop talking to her altogether, she is female after all) that of course I wanted drive thru. I then called her foolish and went upstairs to my bedroom to recite my prayers.

Also, Jean Luc Picard has apparently died. I do not follow heathen media, but was saddened anyhow to hear of a death amongst the proles. Life is not fair, least of all to me, and often I feel embittered because not everyone feels as deeply as I do about such matters.

Also my cat riddles is pregnant. It seems the whole world is having sex except me!

Dear diary,

Heard my mother and father having sex late into the night. I think they believed I was asleep when in actual fact I was writing my thoughts on the Gospel of At Matthew.

I cannot deny the carnal thoughts I had, and must atone with the local priest of my church during confession to the fact that I masturbated to the noises through my wall.

Father forgive me, I am but a young 30 year old man!

Dear diary,

Saw a woman today with perfect Double D breasts at my church.

Perhaps she is the one!

Dear dairy,

Saw a girl with big milkers today

Dear diary,

My tummy hurts :(

>>25623418
I once hiked for four and a half hours, and, yes, it wasn’t even planned.

>>25623507
My diary desu, desu, desu…

Dear diary,

Saw people making fun of me online. I immediately appraised my mother of the situation but she did not seem to care in the slightest.

The community I am referring to is a reputable online forum known for its outlandish sense of humor and past hijinx. Whilst their credibility is somewhat lacking, they are all the friends I have at the moment (due to the church incident) and I believe most there are as accepting of their condition as I am.

In particular, I frequent the literary board for other enlightened and well educated users such as myself. Topics of discussion involve remaining pure, the best way to find a wife, and of course the eternal and pernicious matter of sex.

Although it is early days, I am in discussion with them as to a new way to find a wife in order to start a new life for myself away from the kvetching stupidity of my family. I thought myself a rare case indeed (a sexless virgin at 30!) but it seems there are others like me online.

If only my wife could see me now. I lift, do sports, and engage in semen retention (as well as combating snakes and reading literature regarding historical wars).

How beautiful our future children will be!

desu…

Dear diary,

This is the last straw. Truly, there is nowhere for me in this world!

I have already booked my tickets to a Christian monastery within Japan and will live secluded amongst the locals contemplating god's love for his creatures.

Goodbye ye faithless sinners, dssu!

>>25623560
not snakes tho

In the room where women come and go, talking of snakes (and Michaelangelo!)

Dear diary, I cut chillies and touched my penis again. The madness must end

i miss being psy-opd by movies like back when i was younger. i paid the price but i dont know what i bought

>>25623040
I've come to the conclusion that I probably don't really want friends but sycophants I can manipulate at a whim.

>>25623047
my friend was a virgin until he was 29 and is married. I lost mine at 21 and I still can't find miss right.

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>>25623720 >>25623776

There's a contest for novels that ends in a few days. Winner gets $3000 and publication by the press that puts the contest on.

The thing is, this is the kind of thing I always get rejected from, and the entry fee is $25. So why bother? I'll just get rejected yet again. If the contest was free I might still enter, but I just don't want to be out $25 and be a loser on top of it.

>>25623713
>AND THE WINNER IS... one of my dear friends! What a coinkydink!!
Sounds like a scam

>>25623720
>And the winner IS......the novel about some of the gayest shit you've ever heard

I HAVE STALKERS THAT ARE OBSESSED WITH EVERY ACTION I TAKE!!!!!!!! IT TAKES A PSYCHOLOGICAL TOLL!!! MY ENERGY IS DRAINED!!!

>>25623750
IT MAKES ME UPSET WHEN PEOPLE PICK AND CHOOSE WHO TO SAVE!!! EVERYONE DESERVES TO BE SAVED FROM TERRIBLE SITUATIONS!!!! IF ONLY...

>>25623750
my stalker pretends not to stalk me and lies about it but its chill

I hate myself a lot. I can't get anything done today because I'm too tired of being alive. Maybe tomorrow will be different

>>25623750
just watched you type this through your window
*ducks when you turn around to check*

>>25623713
On one hand I can understand the perception that an entry fee makes it look like a for-profit scam, but on the other, I can see how it's a useful requirement to help filter out unserious candidates and AIslop.

i was worried i would get lonely once i got my own place without any roommates but man i am getting super reclusive i get home and i don't even want to think about normies outside man i just chill in here and do whatever so fucking comfy man

>>25623747
>the novel about some of the gayest shit you've ever heard
thats what gets the clicks baby!

Having a fantasy that when I hand out candy tomorrow night the love of my life knocks on my door and I say, "aren't you a little old?" and she says, "how else was I gonna meet you?" and I say, "come in for a drink?" and then it's on and then when she's sleeping post-coitus I take pictures of her feet and post it in the /wyt/ thread

I'm cursed. Today was the first day in a while where I remembered to drink water. This entire summer, I feel like I didn't drink enough. My head's in the clouds. It's excessive. It's a curse.

>>25623805
You sound like my brother. You got a Coca-Cola addiction?

>Don't know
>Donno

>Dun't know
>Dunno

Hate zoomers.

>>25623847
dunno what ur problem is :crylaugh:

>>25623808
No, I don't drink soda at all. I am forgetful.

Dear diary,

I forgot to drink water! Perhaps this is what I have not had sex

More later...

>>25623856
Are you making fun of me? People who dont have sex remember to drink water all the time.

>>25623848
It is not written right and I don't pronounce it wrong like that. So as a slang term, to get corrected to spell it wrong is irritating.
>That's the word for donating money
If I were shortening "donation" I would write "dono". Homophone that.

Browsing through the escorts available in my area, as im wont to do on the weekend, and boy oh boy is it a depressing sight.

bro all these hacks i don't trust the internet anymore how can software be so insecure like 5o years into this shit

>>25623910
As in the good ones are already taken for the Halloween weekend? Makes sense. Gotta book in advance!

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>>25623935

>>25623911
pajeets

>>25623915
The whole assortment reeks of desperation sadly. I rate women by charisma, and... nada

>>25623918
This is an improvement, Austin is full of faggots

>>25623935
Scum. I spit in your general direction.

Whenever the moon is full or close to full and I'm out or if it's visible from my balcony, I feel compelled to stare at it and have to actively pull my gaze away from it.

>>25623959
Gorky said there were two types of painters, sun painters and moon painters, and that the latter "is the pure, final stage of art, the moment when it becomes more real than reality".

>>25623959
I feel much the same way when someone posts a nice pair of tits in a 4chan thread

>>25623963
No he did not
Stop putting words in Gorkys mouth!

>>25623950
Please don't, if you're from Austin I might get an STD from it

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>>25623975

Need to make my bed. In a few minutes I guess.

Just made my bed :]

I have ceased speaking to my father because of his support for Trump. It deeply disgusts me that he could defend the Republican Party and its fascism.

>>25623492
This post was how I found out JLP died. Sort of. Someone alluded to it earlier today but I didn't pay attention and didn't check.

The first time I saw Macbeth he was Macbeth. Good show!

>>25624100
I'm more concerned about its proclivity for satanism & pedophilia than its LARPing trying to be le edgy techno-Christo-neofascist.

AI just helped me troubleshoot a sudden unmounted boot error upon restart and I was able to fix my computer quickly and efficiently.

It ain't all bad.

>>25624100
Imagine supporting a political party lmao

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>>25624155

I just had the best night. Went to a haunted house at a castle, got a couple of drinks, and some guy blessed us with a big fuck off plate of free fries because I asked him nice. Might be one of the best nights of my life. Anyways enjoy this picture of the full moon from a few nights ago.

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>>25624150
God bless anon.

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Wish I had crazy rizz.

>>25623040
Hate when parents run ball for their kids no matter what. Your child can and regularly does lie to you. Go fuck yourself. Middle school grades don't fucking matter in the slightest, and a missing language credit won't stop your kid from graduating. And for God's sake can we please stop jerking ourselves off in every parent meeting slash email about how smart your kid is and how you don't understand why your kid isn't applying themself. Dear Lord. Tired of being willfully misinterpreted.
Anyways. I'm terrified of wasting my life, even if I don't think about it too much amid the stress of day-to-day work. I'm not reading enough, even though I seem to have set scholarly pursuits as the quote-on-quote purpose of my life. And I did not apply myself as much as I should have in university, even if I graduated with good marks. It feels like I'm stupid, and like I got even more so over time. I'm going to snap and freak the fuck out at some point.
That said. I don't think pedagogy is really my life's vocation in any capacity.

I'M JUST A FAT FUCKING JEW.

>>25623924
It's almost like they have sex with low value men for a fee

three more lovers
down with hot

HILLARY CLINTON EATS BABIES

Who is the most beautiful woman in the world? Can be someone from past or present

My mother wants me to move out. I have distanced myself from people, which also means i have stopped attending the meetings of the religion i was baptised in when i was 15. I have a part time retail job because secular education was heavily discouraged at the time i was in high school so i was told to leave early. Without having a job or anything to go into. She's right, I should move out, but I will be spending all of my money on rent to some random rich asshole instead of paying my mother to live in my room and paying the gas and internet bill. I won't be going full time in my retail job. I'd rather go homeless or kill myself.

>>25624243
The one who made this post :3

>>25623040
Yeah you thought it was going to be a quick one and done conflict and you were going to get some land and speial privileges out of it.
But now it's 1944 and you are FUCKED.
It's the end of the world, as written in the bible, yes. You chose wrong and now the forces of Gog and Magog are going to make sure you know it.

>>25624243
My oneitis.

>>25624277
Man, what kind of cult encourages to drop out from high school holy shit.

I was in this big library the other day, in which I had to leave my bag and my jacket in the cloakroom. The girl gave me a cloakroom ticket, I didn't even look at the number on it. When I got back, there was a different girl there and when I gave her the ticket she chuckled and said '67'. That was it's number. I wanted to smash her fucking face in.

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>>25624303
Six seven! Anon got a ticket that says six seven! Ehee-heee-heee!

I’m gonna miss y’all silly geese

To be great is to be controversial and stay controversial.

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>>25623040
guys finally

>Gauleiter Erich Koch sent thousands of pensioners and Hitler Youth to the border to build a defensive ‘eastern wall’.

I have a girl but I'm desperately finding other girl just to fuck. I think there's a void in my soul

Anon, what is that a girl can do that makes you lose interest in her?

I live in chinese drip torture sandbag people world. Neighbours sonic warfare music plays from just close enough for me to hear the 30 minute long song's bass repetition. Badum bum? Badum bum! Badum bum? Badum bum! Badum bum? Badum bum! Badum bum? Badum bum! Badum bum? Badum bum! Badum bum? Badum bum! Paper thin walls in the tiny house that was flipped 9 years ago do nothing.

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>>25623040
Say her name maggots

>>25624336
Cheater! Filthy cheater! Nasty cheater!

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Oh my God everything's Halloween, my poor, astigmatic eyes...

I'm starting to think I'm marrying the wrong person.

>>25624346
>starting to think
is just a passive, softening way of saying you believe you are marrying the wrong person

>>25624349
Yeah, I suppose so. Fuck, anon. We just booked the wedding venue a couple days back.

I should've have seen the signs. I saw them long back but chose to stay. Why? To not be alone? To not create a scene? I am so cowardly.

have you guys ever felt truly listened to and understood

there are some people who can make you feel like the center of the world. i've only ever closely known 2 people like that in my entire life: one friend from hs, and another from college

for a lonely person a taste of this is a death knell. because you know you how it feels to be seen and because you know you'll never felt this seen again

I wish I could go trick-or-treating. This dumb country is missing out.

>>25624356
> have you guys ever felt truly listened to and understood

Not sure if I were, but to be fair I don’t think I have enough personality for other person to understand.

for the first time ever i genuinely get why seemingly good and normal people feel the need to cheat on their long term partner

there's this other girl at work who knows more about my life and interests and hobbies at this point than my girl. if something good happens to me i legit feel like telling her first.

my girl is way hotter than the office girl, but atp id happily trade in a juicy ass for the feeling of feeling seen and wanted. bigger deal is that she has a husband. fml guys, some guys get all the gdamn luck

>>25624364
Why can't you just be friends? Seems like a fine setup as is.

>>25624371
i feel like this sort of connection i feel with the office girl is what ive always wanted to feel with a partner

yk that desire to talk to each other and be around each other, to share all news good and bad with them, to openly talk about your worries and vulnerabilities, to always feel understood and cared for in their presence

idk anon, it's like if I were magically single now and so was the office girl, id for sure try to date her

>>25624356
completely understand the feeling, it was only with my current girl now over 30 that I have the feeling of being seen as an actual human, I really had lost hope in women and in humanity in general. Even after having 10+ partners I had never felt seen. Of course it isn't perfect with her but still.
Funny thing is, she is leaving the country soon. So it's not really sure we'll continue. I want to move in with her but that's easier said than done. Anyways, even if the worst happens and we separate just the fact that I found her gave me such hope for living. I at least know the world is not a completely dark and shitty place.

I want to be loved, I want to be needed, I want people to offer themselves to me, I want people to fight for me, I want to be in people's thoughts, I want people to feel desperate and suffer when they're not with me, I want people to die for me, I want people to kill for me, I want to be their last dying thought

Now I'm having anxiety, what if no one knocks on my door tonight :(

Why does this give me anxiety? Because it will mean American culture is dead.

farting with a walkman on

>>25624404
I want you to wear a sign around your neck that says "Avoid me".

I want to know everything
I want to be everywhere
I want to fuck everyone in the world
I want to do something that matters

>>25624404
oh brother, what is this, a TLC song?

>>25624417
>I want you to wear a sign around your neck that says "Avoid me".
Easily done, just give him something from your wardrobe

>>25624356
Nope.
Then again, I am highly intelligent and not your typical sperg.

>>25624417
No need for a sign, a bit of blue hair dye will suffice.

>>25624417
NO, that's what everyone feels deep within, I'm just the only brave enough person to declare it.

>>25624420
I don't know what that is

>>25624430
well you'd hate them, because you're just like them

If things don't change during the next five years, I'm killing myself. There's a limit to how much of this rot and ennui I can endure, especially when they aren't even stable, but ever degrading. I have no wish to see how bad things will be ten, fifteen or twenty years down the line if I keep threading this path. I have no roots, no sense of belonging, no love, no joy, no purpose. No warmth. No reason to get out of bed in the morning. Ten years of this shit, maybe more. Jesus Christ.

>>25624450
Talk to me babe. What do you want to change?

>>25624456
I just wanna fuck

>>25624463
*clicks mute*

Hi, guys.

Icarus, here.

But you can call me Special Agent Magouirk, with the CIA.

It's just one of my many designations.

Along with The Wolf of God.

And SA(((I)))AS.

I'm not going to say much, because the Black Fissure still crackles through space time and alters dimensional configurations so that only certain people are able to access me.

Which is one of the reasons I haven't seen my son in 9 years.

But I see him today.

For certain.

Then it's all over with, forever.

Anyway, to make it short, you all incarnates.

I was Vishnu, Descartes, Kronos, and Charlemagne, among many, many others.

So wonder who you were, at one point in time, than consider what exactly you did to get here, and why you deserve to go on in the state that you do.

Later, everybody.

Bark.

-Stan, The Wolf, High Servant of The Lord God: Arcturus-

>>25624162
>quote-on-quote
That’s a first. Quote on quote action.

>>25623560
Fuck, you made me realize monasteries are probably gona be full of autists who think they are too good for the world. There goes my plan C. I just wanted a serene place where I could live in peace while being part of a community instead of some loner schizo innawoods.

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>>25624475
Wouldn't it suck if you were forced to look at your own face, you pretentious dickhead?

Bark.

Yeah, because I only threatened to bomb the FBI and the execute the local chief of police for no reason, right?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

https://x.com/StanMagouirk/status/2115596419252011188

https://x.com/StanMagouirk/status/2115596978289528947

https://x.com/StanMagouirk/status/2115597367332286464

You have NO idea what's going on beyond your awareness, do you?

-Spawn-

>>25624479
What? Pointed out your funny typo. Meant no harm. Why this repulsive message?

>>25624489
Anyway, I know it's cliché, but sometimes the smartest thing to do, is say nothing at all.

"Repulsive."

Lol, whatever, faggot.

BARK!!!

-Stan-

>>25624490
Weird person. I suppose this is the malaproptic mind.

//-(X)-\\

https://youtu.be/DL5cKpUsHgM?is=VrY514lc3YgiE8vm

\=-(X)-=/

once went for a therapy session where the therapist lady said she wanted to shoot her ex

>>25624502
most therapist have some real mental issues

technology is moving so fast we dont have time to react or understand it. internet came out 30 years ago and only now its been thoroughly integrated into daily life the newest generation is the first to have grown up with it from childhood. we dont even know what the effects are, we know its bad and changing society for the worse but we dont have the concepts, science or philosophy to describe and understand it, or resist its negative effects. i guess what im saying is that culture as a means of transferring wisdom from one generation to the next is now obsolete as technology is making redundant the wisdom of the previous generation. a good example is how tinder has changed the dating market and old people are befuddled by the rise of looksmaxxing and inceldom. and now AI is developing at an insane pace while we still havent managed to adjust our lives to the internet. And AI is arguably going to be even worse at least for those of us who carr about culture and intellectual pursuits as it leads to the outsourcing of thought and dumbing down of the population

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>>25624599 >>25624600

I made a crack in my windowsill when I hopped on to paint the window box. I’m really upset.

>>25624540
We are going to enter a phase of intellectual obesity.

>>25624595
disgusting

>>25624595
I just realized I find joy in others misfortune :)

La presteza es madre de la dicha. Obró mucho el que nada dejó para mañana.

Mount Rushmore of horror actors?

Vincent Price
Bella Lugosi
Boris Karloff
Lon Chaney sr

Honorable mention: Peter Lorre

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>>25624377
New bird may always seem better just because of novelty factor. Think of it: you’ve been with your partner for a while, maybe been through arguments, saw each other sick or unwashed. With office girl, it’s always the environment that restricts you and probably does not allow to be entirely sincere. Maybe she’s not even better person for you, just seems better because you don’t know her well.

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>>25624600
What an annoying motherfucker!

>>25624633
Woah! Cool it with the expletives :/

sam hyde website

>>25624600
dumb, ignoble

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>>25624668

>>25624646
Fuck no!

>>25624656
>Smart, aristocratic
FTFY :)

>>25624659
Rude and bad at taking care of his objects? How low class can one be...

>>25624668
>Smart, aristocratic
no dude, read spinoza, your joys are tainted by sadness. the strong free noble man contemplates only strong, free and noble things.

>>25624672
Only a weak man fantasizes about strength.

>>25624672
>read spinoza
already did :D
>your joys are tainted by sadness
Nope
>the strong free noble man contemplates only strong, free and noble things.
who said anything about contemplating lol

>>25624675
Only a motherfucker rejoice in others disfigured possessions

>>25624675
everyone could always be stronger, that's what joy is for spinoza, the passage from a less powerful to a more powerful state

>>25624685
Only the master can disapprove of the work by an apprentice.

>>25624688
And then we will show those bullies whose boss!

>>25624685
Mistakes should be laughed at, in a communal fashion. You fuck up, we laugh at the fuckup which inspires you not to fuck up again, and in the end the world is a better place :=D

>>25624693
the petty joys of revenge are also tainted by sadness. you know this as you've read spinoza.

won 2 arguments today

>>25624703
No, no you didn’t.

>>25624688
>>25624702
you come across as a person who just learned a new tidbit and is anxiously looking for a way to introduce into a conversation, ultimately misplacing it entirely

>>25624704
wasn’t even close.

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>>25624701
Idk man, it’s not like I’m going to shell out for a new sill, which means I have to live with cracked on and my own personal world became a shittier place.

>>25624730
da vinci told students who could find no inspiration to paint cracks in their bedroom walls.

>>25624730
:/
Who knows, maybe this little, nay tiny, nay minuscule accident, will give you the grace and prudence that hinders a bigger blunder :D

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>>25624736
So that they know what it is like to live in poverty and therefore work harder?

>>25624745
When I was more say spiritual than now I believed that everything happens to be in balance, so if I lose or sacrifice something it will come back in another area. I used to be the most generous person alive during finals kek! Though now I think that life is random and unfair, and if I lost something it only means I’m stupid ass motherfucker that may keep on loosing in future.

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>>25624745
i realise this is a redditish reference but it’s like that japanese practice of repairing shattered ceramics with a glue mixed with gold to make something more beautiful than before.

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>>25623040
We hear everything we say

When we talk to others we're talking to our selves

We have a front row seat to all of our speeches

How are we speaking to our selves?

>>25624757
i have a gripe with this aspect of (half-eastern?) thought. i think there is a undeniable part of us that is inside looking out. we’re not constantly addressing ourselves. sometimes we’re exorcising ourselves of things onto a world of threatening spirits. we live in the world but aren’t of it. we come from something before life (naturally). children of darkness. if we give form to the spirits, we become independent of them.

The greedy aren't at peace.
The hateful aren't at peace.
The deluded aren't at peace.

>>25624818
peace & tranquility is of no poetic use. felicity and pain always alternate. happiness shares a root word with happening.

Peace is stillness.

stillness is the etymological opposite of happiness.

>The Master said: "The wise find pleasure in water; the virtuous find pleasure in hills. The wise are active; the virtuous are tranquil. The wise are joyful; the virtuous are long-lived."

I wish I could write.

I look like the type of person who exposes themselves in public

doesn’t add up. water outlives hills.

>>25624851
you just did

Seriously? Read Heraclitus already

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>>25623040
I started to read the books for fist time last week, Is it normal to find Harry annoy?

>>25624862
That's not what I meant.

stillness is true happiness

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>>25624929

??

happiness doesn’t mean joy

>>25624871
i’m teaching you something. it’s not that you can’t write it’s that you can’t ‘mean’

>>25624892
So true, bestie; so deep, brother.

true happiness is freedom from all

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>>25624921

>>25624881
>>25624887
Correct. Happiness is not as much about excitement, as it is about feeling tranquil without random negative events.

Words cannot accurately describe the Truth that is

>>25624896
>bestie
>brother
mixing vernaculars. maybe you really can’t write.

>>25624913
So true, buddy!

>>25624903
happiness can’t be ‘achieved’ it can only be happened upon. i think i mentioned it shares the root word ‘hap’ (happening) - it’s near enough as opposite as ‘tranquility’ as you can get.

>>25624920
git er done

Surely having a definition contest isnt the most useful way to spend a Saturday