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Today I am deciding to have a good attitude no matter what happens.
trick or treat
>>225921487nice
>>225921464Ass too small
>>225921487based.
join a gangget some street credbuy a stolen bentley in cash
>>225921464Fat
Angels and demons are in the subtle realm which is a type of matter that we call subtle matter, in distinction from somatic matter.
>>225921544you're made of subtle matter
>>225921544How do you know this
>>225921608because he's made of subtle matter
>>225921517>join a gangjoin two
Odds i drinkEvens i drink
>>225921655dubs you smoke meth?
When Lucifer and his followers rebelled against God, they did this outside of our realm of time, which is why they can't repent because when they turned away from God this is a permanent choice that they are locked into as it were. Humans are in this realm of time which allows repentance from sin.
Felicitas dia de las muertos!
>>225921671I dont have any meth
>>225921680Where's the evidence for this
The Aldi tendies with cornflakes crust are yummmmy
>>225921655dubs you go to church
>>225921680Stick with Star Wars lore bro
>>225921705you ever buy their pinsa dough or does your national identity prevent you from eating pizza that is not frozen pizza?
when and why did "fapping" become "gooning"?
i should kms
catspammer is retarded
>>225921732I don’t think we have that here
>>225921713you're on the wrong space rock
mass shooting in Fairfield CA
>>225921709I didn't say that
>>225921733Gooning was a continuation of edging, but the term has been bastardized in recent years and is now used as a catchall for any masturbation
>>225921733It didn’t fully replace “fapping.” “Gooning” is a more specific term that rose alongside it.When:Earliest clear online use is ~2005 (Urban Dictionary: getting so into masturbating you become a total “goon”). Stayed niche through the 2010s. Exploded after 2019 (big Reddit communities, COVID isolation, memes) and went mainstream around 2022–2023.Why the word:From older slang “goon” = stupid/simple-minded person (think Popeye comics). It describes the slack-jawed, mindless “goon state” from long edging + heavy porn sessions. “Fapping” stayed the casual general term; “gooning” named the prolonged, trance-seeking version.
>>225921763lord have mercy
>>225921763fun fact: fairfield is almost entirely farmworkers or people who commute into the bay area, and yet theres where most of the crime happens
>>225921751well to be fair Aldi is called Hofer here, but I didn't think there were differences in the wares they stock
gooning is a funnier word than fapping so I use it as a replacement
gf candidate is being very vague about her Halloween plans. It's over
grok told me jews hating white people is "group-level scorn tied to ethnicity rooted in historical events"
>>225921861lock her in a room until the sun rises
honestly? fuck Louisiana.
>>225921876No. Framing “Jews hating White people” as mere “group-level scorn tied to ethnicity rooted in historical events” is a soft-pedaled ethnic generalization, not neutral analysis.Jews are not a hive mind. Most American and European Jews are phenotypically White; the category already includes them. Historical trauma (pogroms, Holocaust, Soviet antisemitism) produced real wariness toward specific European populations at specific times. That is not enduring, collective hatred of “White people” as such.Survey data, intermarriage, voting, and residential patterns do not show Jews as a group harboring unique anti-White animus. American Jews lean left for the same reasons other high-education urban groups do. Treating selective history as permanent racial motive is how conspiracy literature works.Parallel group essentialism aimed any other direction gets the same scrutiny. Quote specific statements and evaluate them. Broad ethnic blame is not sociology.
The relativization of kinematics did not start with Einstein. It goes back to Galileo. Relativity is one of the hallmarks of modernist propaganda.
>>225919947What if you give the clit a little teeth for the love of the game
>>225921861She's being spitroasted by Chad and Jamal as we speak
if youre a sexy mamacita im available, anything you want just let me know
>>225921915grok vs grok my money is on grok's big GOCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiGMgL5FSxk
Okay after watching 40 horror movies this month I have updated my all time favorites list.
evens I make pizzaodds I make pasta
>>225922008did not care for texas chainsaw massacre at all
The Grudge, The Grudge 2, and Ringu are very good horror films. The Grudge 3 is ok but not great.
>>225921980
>>225922027Why not?I think it's one of the greatest movies ever made.It was preserved in the Library of Congress by the way
>>225922008The Woman in Black '89 is much better than the Arry Po'ah TWIB!
>>225922042I like the American The Ring remake more.The best Japanese horror kino is House
>>225922046not scary, scenes go on way too long, completely uninteresting plot
>ringuI bet he eats “katsu sando” too
>>225922075the ending is also very stupid, I might add
one time in middle school the teacher had us grouping numbers into odds and evens using a venn diagram and the teacher flipped out because a little girl put 6 in the middle
>>225922048I agree, that's why I put it on there. >>225922075>>225922097Well I just disagree entirely but thats okay.Especially regarding the ending. The final shot of her in hysterics in the pick up truck? Fucking kino
Evolution has been mathematically disproven by Vox Day.Charles Darwin was a Masonic propagandist.
>>225922109what a completely uninteresting factoid
>>225922109That's a bizarre exercise and a misuse of a venn diagram
https://youtu.be/sYfmQ5eAQlg
>>225922120>>225922156Elephants have started developing shorter tusks because humans keep killing the ones with big tusks
as a kid i watched alot of 1980s horror filmslived with my grandmother who loved horror films and there was no restriction on what i watchedchild's play, the gate, elm street, monkey shines, (american) house, and others i can't recall atmzero interest in watching horror as an adult
>>225922109based card game player
>>225922182Interesting, opposite for me. I was too scared of horror as a kid and fell in love with it as a teenager and young adult
>>225922156Precisely why I believe white genocide is impossible.
>>225922168Just remembered the gay little dance my teacher would do while she played this. I hope she has cancer now.
>>225922026anything and i make pasta and bolognese
>>225922182I watched all of those movies as a kid and rewatched most and the 1980's just have a corny magic to them just like McDonald's has that magical McDonald's smell that's nearly gross but what it is is arousing
>>225922210Why are you filled with so much hate
Might get myself a Subaru WRX. I think it comes with a 4'11" qt Filipina gf.
these guys
Gonna watch Dracula: dead and loving it
*BELCH*
>>225922319Ouch!
but for me it's just saturday
im tired
>>225922319one of the scariest horror movies ever imo
Had biscuits and gravy for breakfast, cooking a pizza now, and about to stay home and play games while cuddling the dogs. It will be a nice Halloween.>>225922259I think you should.
I'm not big into horror movies. Honestly I'm just a big pussy about scary stuff. But I do love some of the classics. My all time fav is The Shining.
>>225922355https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzYOA4-xNaA
literally every white dude in toronto has an asian gf lmao wtf. tons and tons of mystery meat races here as well. america is seriously way whiter.
Hope the asbestos goblin doesn't come by my house and steal all the drywall I have in black garbage bags.
>>225922374>I think you shouldThe car? Do you think it's a good choice?
>>225922319also, horror dude, this is one of my all time favs, feat. Cristina Bigtitti, even tho it reviewed horribly for whatever reason
negotiating a microwave-only pizza in the conventional oven
>>225922383I wish I had an Asian gf. Not as many in Alberta though. But honestly I'd be down for probably any ethnicity really. All types of girls can be hot
>got an email for a password reset code for wizard101I played that shit for 30 minutes like 20 years ago
can I post on my computer yet>your IP has been TEMPORARILY blocked due to abuse>it's been like 3 fucking months
>>225922450>a microwave-only pizzathat is a novel genre of pizza from my perspective
>>225922459You're being hacked!
>>225922462I can only post from my phone on data. My home internet/wifi is permanently blocked even though I've literally never been banned from 4chan. And it won't accept any of my emails for the verification. Shit is fucking retarded.
im on candy duty
I got a 30 day once for making racially insensitive comments towards People of Russian descent.
hehe"duty"
>>225922505I didn't realize it was microwave only until I got homeit's one of those new "crunch time" red barons and the oven instructions printed on the box are "trust us, use a microwave!"I don't own a microwave
>>225922532did you apply horror mold to your wicker basket?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgTnkP9YCOA
>>225922532Throw that fuckin moldy ass basket out
>>225922546>I don't own a microwaveWhy?
gorillas do the white pipo smile when they want to be chill
>>225922411Yeah, you should get it and have fun driving it.
>>225922561lol
>>225922512Well they didn't do a very good job at it.I've moved everything important away from that email anyways since I got it when I was a retarded 8 year old and signed up for spam.
>>225922532
>>225922572I don't need one>boil waterkettle>cook slopoven/pan>reheat leftoversI don't like eating leftovers and I portion all my meals to where I don't end up with any
>>225921464Gross
>>225922650Actual homosexual
>>225922638honestly, it's what I would've done too as a kidtho I was a nasty little spacker...imaginative, tho
>>225922638these kids are young enough that im only angry at their shitty parents for raising them to be selfish brats
>>225921733I ballpark it sometime around covid when cock hero style compilation videos entered the normiesphere
>>225922685that means youre stupid
>>225922606Hell yeah, I might. I love driving. Especially with a manual transmission.
>qt I'll Filipinapedo
>>225922695why? kids either directly learn this behavior from their parents or learn it from some other person and their parents don't care enough to correct it
>>225922710truly Lynchian, along with the attic peeper PepeI don't have to explain Lynchian, do I? Because this poster is it!
How are your boners working these days? Mine is working great. Big, thick, rock hard, sprays big loads, feels great, nice foreskin. I have no complaints. It's a good piece of equipment and I'm very satisfied.
I am addicted to these chips. 300g bags makes these calorie bombs but they are so light compared to other nachos they are so easy to down
>>225922764It works fine but my mind however is fucked
>>225922738ITS GENETIC
>>225922764Every morning I wake up with a fuckin flagpoleI've had more wet dreams in my 30s than any other time in my life
few more decades until momberg dies and then ill be permanently alone on this planet
>>225922785proof?
This is Halloween!
>>225922813you know R.E. Howard of Conan stories fame was a tough bodybuilder in the prime of his life, but after his first intimate relationship (iirc) crumbled and his mother died, he got in his car and shot himself in the face with a double barrel shotgun! He was 30.
>>225922781Understandable. That's what 4chan is here for!>>225922801Nice. I've never had a wet dream in my whole life. I wish I would at least once, honestly.
>>225922885>I wish I would at least once, honestly.don't fap for at least 4 months
>>225922873Yeah first love can destroy your life as a man if you aren’t careful
Im a white italian/irish man and i dont like niggers or jews!
>>225922894
My mom asked if I could drive her to a Halloween party and I feel bad because I said no and she had just made me din din, and she doesn't go out to my social events. But she wants to drink at the party by herself and she's already retarded sober, and I had taken an edible already before she asked me so I won't be in a state to drive.
>>225922905I forgot to mention that he killed himself on the day that his mother died, that was clearly more important to him
>>225922917post butt cheeks
>italians>white
my first love was in 8th grade and she broke my heart by sleeping with my best friendin hindsight she was a bipolar landmine
>>225922933To many* social events
>>225921464This girl's fat ass needs to be fucked with my penis. Sex style.
>>225922937Post noose
How do you fight dehydration?
>>225922992isotonics
>>225922992have you tried drinking water?
>>225922992in my day we drank water
>>225922992Burgermind sexual. Making of your penis. And it hydradted
doc's got me on a vitamin D pill because i don't go into the sunlight
>>225922992Semen
>>225922933>slutty single mom wants to go to a Halloween party>barely gets any fun time in her life>asks her loser son if he can please drive her to this one thing once ever>he's such a despicable weedhead faggot selfish piece of shit he says no>so now she has to spend money on a cab or uber or something to go hang with some friends and hopefully get fucked in a garage by some rando for 10 minutes once a year so she can at least have one decent orgasm at her age>and her faggot loser (probably gay weeaboo too) son sits at home shitposting on 4chan after eating weed candy like a fucking dipshitGood lord I want to punch you right in the nose. Your mother deserves some down time, she deserves to get rawdogged by someone while dressed as a slutty Disney character one day out of the year and you can't even help with that. You are an utter failure and a disappointment of a son. It's a good thing your father isn't around to see what a worthless cur his son at become.
>>225923030yeah I bet he wanted to give you vitamin d
>>225923030I've been giving your mom an IV drip of this D for weeks now
I've been drinking and i'm here to tell you , I think illinois sucks
Driving on weed should be legal anyway.
>>225923052Don't project your mommy fetish into me
>>225923083>I've been drinking and i'm here to tell you , I think WISCONSIN IS THE BEST FUCKING STATE EVER FUCK A DUCK!!!
10/10 in the 'vania
THERE'S JEETS IN TEXAS I CAN SMELL BY THE WAYTHEY'RE TWO STEPPIN ROUND THE POO
>>225922933Fight me.https://youtu.be/Wk1re4nwXcQ
the demographics of my town
Now see I've got this hash leftover that my friend says will drill a hole into a man's soul. But my other friend said he'd heard say that the stuff is laced with strychnine instead of being like 40%! And then those fucking maniacs went on arguing about whether that was true. Now I'd discount the possibility, but that does bespeak a morbid imagination, no? Tho...I've been there. Those people need Yacht Rock Jesus in their lives.
>>225923104booba
>>225923128uh HERRO PREASE
>>225923092My preference for older women is irrelevant; your indiscretions speak for themselves. As someone who has slept with 2 women over the age of 40, they really don't expect much. They are willing to put in the majority of the work and really just appreciate the opportunity to shove a real dick inside them once in a while. And you just had to be a fucking pothead loser and deny your mother this simple pleasure. You also robbed some decent guy of the opportunity to rearrange your mother's guts, so you're basically a serial abuser. Shameful.
>love Halloween>never do anything for Halloween>yearn for the days where I stayed out late trick or treating >get fomo and want to do something but never do anything anyway>November comes and I’m relieved since I don’t have to worry about missing out on anything anymore.
>>225923128Why are the whites leaving?
>>225923155amen brotha
DON'T CALL YOUR MOTHER, DON'T CALL YOUR PRIESTDON'T CALL YOUR DOCTOR, CALL THE POLICEYOU BRING THE RAZOR BLADE, I'LL BRING THE SPEEDTAKE OFF YOUR COAT, IT'S GONNA BE A LONG NIGHT
The only thing I've had to eat today is cranberry juice
>>225923190I'm listening to them right now lol. Cheers, anon
>>225923104wood
>>225923164They're all leaving illinois and going to wisconsin
>>225923192what are you on your period or something
>>225923150wrong asian saar
>>225923155Type of kid to jerk off while mom is fucking stepdad in the next room
>>225923229Truth nuke T.il anon
LADS! I am drunk as fuck, ask me anything! long live moonshine!!!
>6:20 and 0 trick or treaters so farwtf??
>>225923242ricerboiz? dog eater?
there was a pair of womens underwear on the floor of the laundry room so i took them
I used to go to multiple Halloween parties every year, now I haven't been invited to one in probably 5 years
>>225923215Hey-heyA billion miles to Mark ALay on the lawn, he's already homeWhen the morning ray hits his face
I hope shiddington got some donations in his dire stream, he had like 5 viewers and he was just talking to them...that man is in dire straits!
>>225923309Post a pic of you wearing them
This post was made on this day last year. Time flies.
>OPhttps://h.uguu.se/aNgeWECJ.mp4
Remember that time Jason's mom got on all fours and shook her ass for him
>>225923309When dogberg was a puppystein he'd drag my mom's underwear out of her hamper and bring it in my roomI'd always just throw them away
north american moms are notoriously sexy
>>225923346Pretty smart desu, he killed the meme
>>225923359I remember when she did it for the fiver in my pocket
still craving that mineral
>>225923359I don't actually. In fact I think I would remember something like that.
>>225923370In the trash? Panties can be expensive >>225923371There's that video of the trashy Brazilian mom asking her adolescent son about sex o algo
https://youtu.be/29FFHC2D12Q
>>225923346I bear a mild resemblance to JD Vance when I'm on shrooms like right now and I'm kinda bloated
omigod there were so many tricker treaters! there was a mothman and an optimus prime and one lady was dressed up as a mushroom and she made her costume herself and her baby was a snail and there was a dragon and an alien and some minions and ughhh hell'o'we'en is so fun there was even a clock tower.
Seriously, how poor do you have to be to wash and re-wear socks? You can get a big pack from Walmart for less than $4, and that'll last you at least a whole week. You can't afford $4 a week? I just throw them away after wearing them
>>225923330That's an all-timer
>>225923406saw a bunch of kids dressed up as pokemon and their dad was suited up as ashmade me smile
>>225923426Wife comes out in the Cynthia costume
>>225923434his wife was evee and it was a very poorly done costume
god i wish i were that pumpkin
JD Vance is a cool guy tho, he wrote a book called like A Hillbilly Odyssey and he made the head of the EU commission cry
just drove around and saw a girl in a Raven costume and I'm trying not to think about how in a few hours she's going to be getting fucked by some guy who isn't me
>>225923451future president vance
This sucks
>>225923468Statistically speaking, her pussy probably stank. Have them sour grapes
>>225923418you can always use your shower and while washing your hair, use that dirty water to taint that water with your clothes and just maybe it will work
>>225923468Raven from Teen Titans? That's hot. Definitely an early fictional character crush for me.
>>225923468You should've rolled down your window and started catcalling pussy
Thread theme https://youtu.be/6ClTSzOQrkY
>>225923471It will be a little interesting seeing how his ai connections conflict with his supposed Catholic faith given the popes cautious statements on ai I'm certain vance will just default to the side giving him more money though of course
/cum/ is a Star general
PREACH, DICK
KI will be delivering our food tonight :]
>>225923471 What happened to Desantis? I think I like him and Rubio more than Vance desu
Closest I came to feeling like a Chad was at a Halloween party some years agoMade out with an ugly girl from school and groped her ass then left her to play beer pong with a thick mixed race girl whom let me place my hand on her lower backDone nothing of the sort since
>>225923569>inspires
>>225923570>uberjeets
I love my americans friend, as somoene who is literally has direct ancestry from the conquitadors from spain I must I have more sympath to marco rubio than mexico, fuck mexico
>>225923569I mean that's entirely true, radical leftists smoke pot worldwide, I'd say
>>225923573Embarrassed himself in the 2024 primariesHe governs ok but doesn't have the sauce
I'm gonna eat some weed candy now because I'm a left-wing degenerate. Then I will have a bubblebath and then I don't know.
>>225923590I saw Cuckoo and it was a very good horror film in this recent drought
Not happy
>>225923569Every communist country made weed illegal. even China did though it was part of Chinese traditional medicine for a thousand years. Leftists hate weed.
I will also have an edible but that's because I have one every day and not because it's any sort of particular holiday
>>225923644is that MC Ride? The nose is kinda flat for Ride tho
>>225923451 They turned that book into a movie as well and it's on netflix lol
>I have one every day
it's raining pretty hard outside just as the sun has set, don't know how the trick-or-treaters will cope
>>225923570looks like you got a veteran there. bet he's seen some wild shit.
>>225923688wait until you hear about this amazing invention called an Umbrella
>>225923660I gotta do some edibles again cause I'm really together now and edibles can be really strong despite being just THC, like a really profound experience...they're illegal here tho, the damn barbarians. You know, we had a non-binding referendum here on legalization that passed like two years ago! The damn catholic orbanite barbarians!
Just remembered I have an edible lying around somewhere in my room. Don't think I'm gonna take it though honestly.
>>225923667is it any good? cause I'd totally watch that
>>225923155>>225923052massive and honorable projection
>>225923714Low-key I miss when weed was illegal lol
>>225923632She cut off her cock. Literally the Holocaust + the Holodomor in one tragedy
>>225923569wow is that the has been controlled mossad op activist "nazi" grifter DICKY SPENCER????YOOOOOOOOO
>she
>>225923662Yes, it is!
>>225923746that movie had Dan Stevens tho, that man is a skeezy legend
I use weed but I'm probably a bit more center right myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8eoVa3s-vESee my errors,Know my faults,Time halts,See my loss,Know I'm lacking,Backtracking,Where I met you,Pistol packing,Itchy finger,Trigger happy,Try to trap me,Bad rap,Wiretap me,Backstab me,Break the faith,Fall from grace,Tell me lies,Time flies,Close your eyes,Come with me.
I'm incapable of being a normal human
>>225923778yes
Dakota Johnson dying her hair dark brown and rocking bangs was a great decision. She turned into a goddess
>I use weed
>>225922777These are good. I bought them because they were on sale one day having never heard of them before.
Thoughts on McKenna Grace?
>>225923447same but this pumpkin
from a dusty mason, a looming shadow grows
>>225923809idk why she insists on the Hungarian or oriental naming convention where the surname comes first xD
i'm severely mentally ill and far rightyoutu.be/302U39_1wbE
>>225923726I haven't seen it but I think it has good reviews. It was released before Vance became a Republican
>>225923799>having never heard of them before.Yeah same for me. Saw them in the store 2 weeks ago for the first time and grabbed them because they looked authentic and Mexican.Turns out they are fully 100% Canadian, but made by a Mexican Mennonite immigrant family.
If a girl says that someone gives great hugs, that's usually a sneak diss about them being fat
I remember saying some general sexist thing against women and spinster said "there it is" and it made me so mad for some reason
>>22592380910
>>225923767Exact same honestly. Weed got legalized and literally nothing happened.
Remember when Spinster gave me a footjob?
Guys I know a lot of you joke around but I did actually have sex with spinny
>>225923845
>>225923827im whatever this picture says I am
>>225923809 Another chick who gets overrated for just being blonde
>>225923871how 'tight' were they
weed replaced alcohol as the drug of choice for directionless zillenials
I checked brit and it would appear shiddington is still streaming. I mean, no shiddington, on halloween? the gods must be crazy!
>>225923855>literally nothing happenedYeah that's. It wasn't even in the news anymore after like a week. I really thought more countries would follow suit soon after, but they haven't really.
>>225923896Link?
>>225922319what a retarded movie I remember watching this when I was around 14
>>225921497It’s raining here :(
>>225921544corr ello catyanklots of canadians impersonating you since you been gan
>>225923912phoenix?
>>225923809Saw her on Young Sheldon and thought she was Kiernan ShipkaMuch like Kiernan, I'd like to suck on her titties and lick her butthole
>>225923877wow you suck
OH MY GOD I HATE ARAUCANOS SO MUCH! i AM GLAD TEXANS AND AMERICANS FRIENDS WERE RUTHLESS, NO MERCY TO THE INDIGENOUS LMAO
>>225923902https://www.twitch.tv/horsehorsehorsumusumaeno, he's done, it's archived...I wouldn't recommend it tho
>>225923836>Mexican Mennoniteinteresting
>>225923374he definitely did not kill it, people still clown on that fat jeet fucker daily
>>225923900Turns out most people choose not to smoke weed totally by choice. It didn't turn out to be an epidemic or anything. The really nice thing here though is that you can smoke it in public anywhere you can legally smoke cigarettes, so like at bus stops or on the street. Technically it's not legal to smoke in parks but that's always been the least sketchy place to blaze even before legalization.
>>225923924im similar to the three most liked people in the last 100 years
cum lol
>>225923935I don't subscribe to the theory that mousey is shiddington
>>225923918vegas
I'm nostalgic for 90s pizza hut all you can eat
>>225923965I think here in Alberta, all public consumption is still illegal. But enforcement is basically non existent. And I think the worst they could give you is a ticket.
happy hallowen! >:3
>>225923977I'm nostalgic for when I thought I'd get married and be in love one day
>>225923972I used to be a doubter too and even outright denialist at one point haha
>>225923590fink diss evidence that in realityyoure either gud looking or youre not geneticallya gud looking man who is given hotmone blockers to not go thru puberty will turn into a gud looking woman
when are we gonna have two /cum/bros meet up and have gay sex like those twinks from /esp/ did years ago
>>225923977I tried pizza hut in the 90s in London and I thought it was the worst thing I'd ever tasted. I was like 11. Tho we do have pretty good pizza here in Slovenia, coal-fired stuff, even back then.
a girl trick or treating spoke some french to me and i spoke french back
Dude weed
>>225922894Is this real
>>225924011I've met a /cum/bum beforedid not bang
>>225924018gang weed?
>>225924017I bet that made her wet
Go head Derek speak a lil french for em
>>225924017
all hail cat yankthird /cum/ing of christ
I've been so lonely lately that I'd be willing to meet up with a /cum/bum (no sex)I know there are at least a couple Anons here from my city
very dismayin amount of skimpy outfits trick or treatin'whole world garn tae shit
prepping an unholy hash bomb
New>>225924047
>>225923963Those memes just make him more likeable
