Halloween editionthread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZMVdU4nC-4
>>225917163is that a Russian oligarch on the bottom right? Because that looks like a Russian.
get your underground bunkers ready, its happening
When I lived in Bongland I would sit alone in my room and watch baseball while drinking soup
>>225917268Now, just what the fuck is happening, dude??
>>225917259No, I think that's Buzz Lightyear
i'm an odd duck
25 minutes til brown rice is done
I dont remember 2007
>>225917324NiceWhat will you be eating it with?
>>225917353ground beef peak americana
>>225917347Everyone was obsessed with 300
Dabihgah
>>225917347good year for film
>>225917279>oxtail wow, that sure must beat campbell's tomato soup. I have a sneaking suspicion that none of the newfangled viet places use actual oxtail cause none of their menus specify that. We're a couple of years ago from a Jamaican restaurant here, tho things are looking up for black cuisine cause a cheap jolof rice place has opened up, advertising itself as a "chop" place. Must be some sort of zoomer culinary trend. So, still waiting on that oxtail.
>>225917412I couldn't name a single title*coupla years away
Bros I’m way too stoned for 2pm. Idk if I can hand out candy. I think I’ll just leave the bowl out with a sign.
>>225917417the oxtail was a very small component of it. It was disappointing in that regard but actually pretty good
>>225917347vgh frvtiger aero
what are gen alpha kids like
>>225917461
>>225917464Dude, THE bowl???
>>225917492I feel strangely nostalgic for Zoey 101 because of its frutiger aero aesthetic (or was it frutiger metro?)
>>225917227New York broken bucks of /cum/ is this true
>>225917499They worship donald trump
>>225917499brown
>>225917347Call of Duty 4, Mass Effect, Assassin's Creed, Bioshock, and Halo 3 all came out that year
>>225917501it was a time in my life when I was partying like an animal with my li'l college buddies (despite remaining a virgin for a while longer and never learning how to dance...and being a miserable bastard into my late 30's tbth)
https://x.com/JonasKilker/status/2116555782313709647
NHH
>>225917564do kids follow politics now
Happy gockoween
English contributions to the United States:>The English language>Common law>Apple pie>Amazing Grace>Baseball>The Smithsonian>Thomas Cole, Thomas Moran & Calvert VauxIrish contributions to the United States:>
>>225917781St Patricks day and lucky charms
>>225917781boiled corned beef with cabbage
>>225917666
>>225917781The American song “My Country, 'Tis of Thee” also borrows the tune of “God Save the King”
>>225917850
>>225917878All my homies Christian brother hallelujah
>slut solidarityhttps://x.com/LukaLev/status/2116515061682348419
>>225917347 I was 4 years-old in 2007
Fuck me in the ass cause I love jesus
>>225917948I always wanted to get fucked in the ass. I need to understand the appeal
>>225917850Did you use that sandpaper to scrape the crusty bits off your heel, Lilith?
>>225917932idk how you manage to make twitter screenies boring buuuut
>>225917969That’s a scratch pad for her cat
>>225917942what drugs are you doing 2nite and have you had yourself tested for the 'tism yet?
>>225917988not an answer
>>225918002>what drugs are you doing 2nite I have neither done ever drugs nor smoked.
>>225918026Kiss me
>>225918079oh so you're not the infamous greek pharmacopeia poster...2 bad
>>225917461Assassination of Jesse JamesThere Will Be Blood3:10 To Yuma
humiliation ritual this evening
>>225918119I've seen all of those movies, but well after the fact. The 3:10 to Yuma is probably one of my favorite movies ever
>>225918119 Transformers, No Country for Old Men, Spider Man 3
>>225918149It's excellent. Ben Foster is the best. He also starred in Pandorum
*3:10 to Yuma remakethat is one of the rare 21st century westerns that outdoes the Ozzy masterpiece that's The Proposition. The director of that film is supposed to be working on Blood Meridian, tho it has been a while since I've heard about that project. It's like waiting on a Panos Cosmatos movies at this point.
what kind of mental problems do you guys have
>>225918202I love Ben Foster so much, I watched that recent thriller/drama where he plays a hubby who grows obsessed with death and loss after people keep crashing their cars on his front lawn cause he lives on this killer curb. HoHW was just amazing.
>>225918214I've been fogheaded for like a month
>>225918214 I think I'm a bit bipolar because sometimes on the same day I can be really happy and really sad
>>225918214Complex PTSD and severe persistent depressive disorder. Severe alcohol abuse disorder. Severe tobacco abuse disorder
We recently bought a baby phone camera thingy. There is nothing more precious than her little sleeping face.
are there any other americans in this thread wtf
>>225918258Me
>>225918283YWNBA
Haha gotta take the kids and wifeberg out to trick or treat. Brb bros.
>>225918214major depressive disorder, social anxiety disorder, borderline personality disorder are my official diagnosis
>>225918202 I loved the banter in this movie between the white ranger and his injun partner so much kek
>>225917968Wouldn’t you get a similar experience from taking a shit
>>225918214crippling, terminal autismmild physical disabilityavoidant disorderpossibly schizoidtho I've grown a lot more normal over the years, at least behaviorally. And despite it all I was never even in special ed, that's the weirdest part, I went to a fairly good high school by local standards.
>>225918309I can fix her
>>225918309Isn't bpd incredibly rare in men
>>225918330Is that what it feels like?
>>225918362idk. i tend to have the mental illnesses of women. i suspect my type of depression is the atypical subtype, more common in women. as far as bpd, i am more of the quiet type. i just internally rage over things.
tho I gotta add, my autist's gait has improved a lot since I've devoted myself to listening to smooth 70's n' 80's music, as well as my outlook on life.
>>225918411Understandable, stay strong buddy
>>225918399there's a US flag who posts detailed vocaroos about gay stuff on /brit/ at night whom they call slayer, tho he never trip/namefags, maybe you should seek that guy out, I had a chat with him about ftm's yesterday, of sorts
>>225918231Wind River 2017 is a film with a similar vibe
>>225918362No
time to watch ITGP,CB
I wonder if the Canuck ftm still posts here
>>225918481y u flankin me bruh
I do not want to ever get fucked in the ass
I'm waiting to start a family and buy a house once I reach the average home buying age in the US (40)
Counting or not counting gun violence
>>225918539a lot of rich old Murrican boomers are having kids into their 80's nowadays, like Al Pacino, so why not
I send money to online strippers
AI is going to fundamentally change all of your lives soon, and I think I should get off social media before that happens
>>225918580Same.
It's the last night of October and it's 68f outside Global warmings a bitch
>>225918593It'll widen the wealth gap and do nothing else
>>225918597bruh you live in an Arab desert that is right by the sea (cause Arab deserts can grow quite cold otherwise afaik)
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1941) on TCM
>>225918593If not for this site I'd be completely out of touch with what's going on desu, all I do is play vidya and watch anime and read, no social media besides this place
MOVE YOU UGLY COMMIE BITCH (sadly her skull didn't pop open)
>>225918612oh, only that
>>225918642ICE ICE baby
Can you recommend a media player for a man who wants to do bad things to a llamas ass?
>>225918624Not even 15 years ago it would be 58f around this time of year
>>225918642Heckin BASED black king killing (liberal) white women to own the left
>>225918629I watched this last nightAbsolutely kino
waiting for a cold day and going 'global warming huh'
*dabs on 'em*
(((Frankenstein)))
>>225918642 Imagine getting paid to wear cool face masks and vests and deporting browns and assaulting shitlibs. I would have done that shit for free if I was American.
>>225918693Erm that's actually Frankenstein's monster
So what about gta 6
>>225918807Miami is lit up magenta
>>225918771>Scholastic Corporation bought the US rights at the Bologna Book Fair in April 1997 for US$105,000, an unusually high sum for a children's book.[14] Scholastic's Arthur Levine thought that "philosopher" sounded too archaic for readers[32] and after some discussion (including the proposed title "Harry Potter and the School of Magic"[33]), the American edition was published in September 1998[34] under the title Rowling suggested, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
only 'stein i watched was young
>>225918835Fucking hell
>>225917499They are children
Crazy how non-white Florida is.
Fuck u lookin at foo
>>225918214Several
>>225918934not really
>>225918593 Nothing is going to happen for the time being besides its current function of helping retards and nudifying women. We can talk again in 10-15 years.
>>225918657When did winamp finally shut down? 15 or 20 years ago? Or does it still exist?
Trump will run again for ‘28
>>225918927bumbadum babumbumbum
>>225918993>besides its current function of helping retardsyaaay
I WILL force myself to go out (alone) tonightI WILL dress upI WILL talk to at least 1 cute girlI WILL have fun
>>225919025He is 80 years old, obese, is going senile, and recently seems to be publicly displaying other possible serious health issues like seizures or strokes.
>>225918835>Levine
>>225919088dont forget coming out of the closetrepublicans tend to look down on gay people
>>225919088https://voca.ro/16jUySFDcngk
>>225919005Apparently it still exists but the last stable release was 2023
>>225919005Is it gone? Rip
>>225919088He's literally been elected once already running on zero actual policy other than owning the liberal boogeyman. Biden could barely finish a sentence when he beat Trump in 2020, and the DNC shot themselves in the foot in 2024 because they seriously considered wheeling him out again. The majority of this country doesn't care if the president is a drooling retard until he's actually be elected, and then once he's in office they all ask themselves how we could have ever seen this coming.
>>225919088>and recently seems to be publicly displaying other possible serious health issues like seizures or strokes.post em!
w*man moment
>>225919155Always use a condom
If I had known, I would have hanged myself after my final year of high school.
>>225919088 And he will still be a better pick to whatever freak the democrats manage to find and run against him.
what are you guys dressing up as
Guys, I finally got my viral glitter super rare squishy dumpling alongside a stick of squishy butter that pairs perfectly with my crystal galaxy clear Vaseline Needoh
>>225919240I don’t participate in secular holidays
>>225919247only Hindu festivals?
>>225919264I don’t participate in pagan idolatry
>>225919240https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq21wZMTXh8
Denounce Vishnu right now
>>225919240 No one celebrates halloween in this shithole. It's just a business holiday for selling stuff like Christmas in China or Turkey.
Drake the type of nigga to hand out apples and raisins and halloween
>>225919333on halloween*FUCK
Where in God’s motherfucking name is DiStefano at?
>>225919240a tranny :)
unfortunately i learned that a psych med i am prescribed, is apparently a potentially 'fun' drug, gabapentin.can i resist abusing it? who knows. tend to think i need to tell the prescriber to taper me off it it.the days of my life are empty, often miserable. hard to resist spicing it up with whatever available. probably should pursue the shroom jar thing instead.
>>225919247>>225919289i dont understand why you niggas do this christcuck larp on 4chanyou're literally 4chan nigga, who are you trying to fool, yourself?its like commenting on pornhub video about how you're doing nofap
my doorbell camera is attached to a c clamp so I put it up high where children probably can't reach it lol
>>225919310don't people at least dress up as plate and drinking glass breakers (cause Greeks do that all year anyway)?
>>225919210>>225919213Now kiss!
>>225919364you goofed up, you blundered
>>225919370I asked myself that earlier and he's probably out partying, he has mentioned he does that on occasion
>>225919383I just took out the fuse for the doorbells in the house
Kind of crazy how there used to be a tradition of handing out candy apples on Halloween, but it got snuffed out due to stories of psychos slipping razor blades into the apples
kids are knocking on my door at 3pm
>>225919201Do you agree they lowkey had sexual tension?
>>225919370tho 'o Shtefann also implied that he lives in LA, which would make his local time half past two in the afternoon
>>225919444now we have metal detectors and nothing to stop me from lacing everything with dmt
>>225918362i was diagnosed and medicated for bpdi don't think i have it, tho
even in odds out
Drake the typa nigga to only trick or treat at houses with the front porch lights on
looks like amazong is fixing to lose my package to the abyss
>>225919472chuck x patty was the patrician's shipping
trick or treat!
>>225919556SmellMyFeet
>>225919467trick or treat, unc
>>225919553wow, her place seems like a shithole, no wonder she pursued that fat bastard
drake asks every trick or treater "and what are you dressed up as?"
>>225919555She was weird desu I just couldn't rock with it.
>>225919611drake the typa nigga to hide behind his mom if the costume too scary
I miss being a youngin watching halloween episodes all day on Nickelodeon
>>225918629Oh the description said 1941 but it's actually the 1931 versionMiriam Hopkins a cute
>>225919666AAAHHHHHH
crazy how throwing away 5 things makes my goon cave 20% less depressing
Just turned off the fuckin gay Halloween browser theme. Get that spooky shit off my screen, you do NOT have my consent. >>225919625>local bakery>a shitty fast food chain>using the drive-thru window to get it>fawning like a soy boy faggot over a phoneHoly shit this is next level trolling. Kudos to him.
this says a lot about our society
>>225919666the tall guy played Shawn's yuppie housemate who turns into a zombie in Shawn of the Dead, I noticed the short guy's reaction and all but I was just too fixated on trying to get my autistic trivia in order, it took me a moment
just marathoned you can see everything
>>225919698I had a spontaneous cleaning session a month ago where I threw away useless garbage that I'd held onto for 20 years, from gizmos to official-type papers, just all sorts of kipple, and I've felt like a new man since
It's Halloween.That means it's time to turn off all the exterior house lights, put down all the blinds and drapes, and retire to one room of the house so it looks like my home is unoccupied. I am forced to hide in silence and darkness in my own home from wandering gangs of toddlers dressed as cowboys and zombies.What is this world coming to?
my AI model is trained on the homework found in trash outside of american universities
I sucked a clit and I liked it
>>225919240donald trump
Cleaning my apt
Nice clock, Ahmed
>>225919834sucking clit is so much better than sucking dick. you never have to gag and choke and you never have to worry about giving teeth.
i was durking on the street in a durka hourand durka knows im durkable now
>>225919925Is it a roach infested shithole with minorities surrounding you?
The end credits of Primetime did not need to go this hard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03u5jRjmd1Y&list=RD03u5jRjmd1Y&start_radio=1
>>225919925APT PTAPT PTUH HUH UH HUH
>>225919925stop copying me or im telling mom
>>225919945I think he said COOL CLOCK actually. Then the boy's father decided they should move back to the middle east where he went on to build various IEDs that killed scores of amerigolems.
>>225919959I am a minority. Only minority on my floor.
reading articles related to modern africa on wikipedia is amusing, they are so incompetent and dumb
so far putting the doorbell up high is working
OH GOD NOT THE AI INFRASTRUCTURE
i hate normalfreaks so much it's unreal
>>225919963https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00Gjtnz1Togposting my favorite end credits of all time, a former staple of my music playlist
>>225920038Why
Listening to Dark Enlightenment by Kashmyr
Who else loves onlyfans
trick or treaters are happening!!
>>225920029nuking that shithole is the only way america could reclaim legitimacy
>>225920065too dumbtoo unfunnytoo tastelesstoo poortoo boringtoo pettytoo uglytoo dirtytoo fattoo unhealthytoo loudtoo everythingjust fuck all the way off
>>225920109>INNOCENT SCHOOL CHILDREN?>YAK NUKE 'EM!!!
>>225920003um... isn't this kinda racist?!(bcz africans are mostly black)
Friendbergs have decided to exclude me from the party tonight :[
>>225920126everyone can become a cool groovin daddy in time, that's why we need the singularity, give everyone a century to cool off or so and stop having babies, maybe give em some augmentations, and there you have it, a race of superhumans
>>225920170
>>225920170many such cases
>>225920197Idk why this image made me lol irl
time of day where i feel the urge to try to krill mineselfhappens nearly every dayyoutu.be/eAYOAL5_vkk
I forgot what its like to have friends
if there's ever an article about a florida man dressing up like the joker and getting eaten by a python that's just me kms
>>225920197I saw a pic of this guy's skull before his hair transplant...and he's a Polish aristocrat born in Guatemala who LARP's as a blue collar heartland American...reminds me of that Pub Landlord comedian from the UK, that guy was an aristocrat imitating a cockney proprietor for the boomer equivalent of pageviews, too
Happy Halloween
This lineup made sure I grew up straight. Thank you Dan!
>>225920221honestly, the thought of all the cool retro dungeon crawlers but endlessly detailed that AI is gonna be able to spit out in a matter of mere years makes me tear up, cause that is what I've been sorely missing for a while now
>Internal USAID emails reviewed by WIRED reveal that during the three-week period of March 18 to April 4, during which Lewin began canceling lifesaving aid programs and personally signed off on the termination of thousands of USAID employees, he did not sign the paperwork typically required by law to begin work at the agency, despite repeated requests. In fact, his appointment was so mysterious that USAID security was unable to issue him an ID card because they had no records of his employment.
>>225920311lol
>>225920360Victoria Justice has an amazing set of feet
>>225920360the jaws of life could not pull me out of VJ
>>225919240I'm driving home from work in 90 minutes. Once there i will shower, change in to my pajamas and make dinner. I will then go to bed at 11pm sharp. There are no trick or treaters as i live in an apartment.
>>225920403that is not an amazing set of feet, even ignoring that she still had that teen babyfat there, I mean just structurally speaking
>>225920444we got the foot forensicist over here
That post is borderline
>>225920000digits.also you ARE the Peethiopian.
feet have no effect on mehave had a crippling fixation on thighs since childhood
>>225920311>trick or troon
>>225920520ye
omigod omigod you guysI'm gonna liek do *so* much shrooms *rolls eyes salaciously*
For me it's always been bellybutton
>>225920311I saw someone say that people like this don't transition from male to female, they transition from male to trans female specifically
urban dictionary is down
>>225920590that's pedo-coded shit right there
>>225920590always tragic when a nice midriff is utterly ruined by a busted-looking 'button
Think I might pull a freaky one and deep fry some nuggies at 11:30pm
back from costco
I *todally* fugged up dat valley girl cadence by misplacing the *liek*. Liek, ugh! Anyway, /brit/ says that shiddington is busy streaming, but they didn't provide a link.
colon has been emptied
>>225920627I went through puberty at the time when low rise jeans and crop tops were at peak popularity.
>>225920649That's going to affect your sleep!
drinking green tea
I could easily defeat any of you in unarmed combat My reward for victory? The use of your butthole
>>225920639True, a poor looking navel can ruin everything. Outie, piercing scar, etc.
>>225920682It’s the weekend!!!!
>>225920693i already got stuff in there so you better like sharing
you are no match for my face to fist style
>>225920675yum
Good evening chaps.
just shaved my dih in case I get laid tonight
>>225920680it was fine for you to be attracted to those things but once you turned 18 you should have decided to not be attracted anymore. stop being so gross.
>>225920748
>>225920740wrong holiday catberg
>>225920748Rookie mistake
>>225920754Your post almost made me get a 30 day you cheeky little so and so
neighbors are having fun
>>225920824Join them
>>225920824go join em
piece of SHIT phone went to sleep WHILE I was putting in my lockcode
I am handing out Halloween candy while my parents are at some party for boomers. Tonight I shall watch horror films.
>>225920837no
>>225920842wow, it's like you're living in the movie Hocus Pocus! Is your life really aesthetic too?
got the p shooter ready incase some random tweaker tries any tricks. gotta be ready for anything
>>225920733i am bleeding, making me the victor.
ngl bros I think I support Iran...
so it's 2026 and you're not a the warriors content creator? pretty embarrassing
>>225920740Sup catyank
I exclusively support gock
>>225920949TSMT
Inside you there are two wolves: One is trick, and the other is treat
>>225920976>teenage sutant minja turtlesuhhhh ok then
where are the messssssicans?
trunk or treat is a humiliation ritual for children and most don't even realize it yet
shiddington is much less captivating live than he is in writing, and I'm not talking about his physicality
>>225921028you racist americans chased them away
hard to believe there are quebecois who don't understand english
>>225921035It's just a symptom of the browning of america
>>225921066i would never
>>225920952Do you know how old this person is? The game was pookey (poo pukey)
hearing the pope speak like a midwesterner is weird
Je ne sais pas qu'un peu d'albertain, il ne parle pas le québécois.
fucked a canadian chick yesterday. was lackluster!
someone knocked the door
>>225921179did her gussy smell like maple
I regret moving to iowa
when I go to wawa I order the regular straws with my drink but I take the reusable ones instead
once again gooned to my ai generated porn
>>225921247>not gooning to ifmstupidass
I'm silly.
>>225921323do you say Drumpf a lot?
don't forget to chicken wire your outdoor balcony so immigrants can't throw molotovs onto your porch
>>225921344No.
>>225921348personal records? what?
>>225921396Permanent residency
>>225921348so what are people supposed to do?
My Halloween chiliI like to top it with jalapenos, onions, cheese, and mustard
>>225921036Expected
There are different levels of the material world. The normal every day matter that you think of is called somatic matter. There also is subtle matter, which is what the angels and demons are made of.
>>225921439Where's the semen?
>>225921439Looks like the mess I made in the can this morning.
>>225921450How do you know this?
New>>225921464
This is what it looks like mixed
>>225920949
>bought a mini pc for a media server>bought a 4tb external as a stop gap while I save for a nas and drives>already nearing 3tb just off of random whim-based backlog picksI fear I've opened a can of worms that may in fact can me
