Jeets in Texas editionhttps://x.com/porteenchene/status/2100186670276772225>>225921464
how catniggas feel carrying /cum/
>>225924047Please never put a xitter link in the op ever again. Have some self-respect
Don't know when, or to what, but I will be jerking off tonight
>>225924047Did you know the “Texas of Canada” is also full of Indians?
Gimme some good goon recce's for this evening, looking to have a nice cheeky fap sesh.No futa please I've looked into it and it's just too bizarre for me.
Someone is being sacrificially tortured right now
>>225924047>>225924064Catbox link. It's actually a banger lmaohttps://files.catbox.moe/u3x1q8.mp4
YOU GOT YOUR PROBLEMSI GOT MY HASH PIPE!
>>225924077
>twitter users>self-respect
What is going on in texas
>>225924064How about face-xitting
>>225924087LOL
>>225924091I want to see her breasts IMMEDIATELY
Some ideas for posts:/cum/? More like /weed/ because you ballas are always toking up like a fog machine or whatever. Getting high and feeling good on the inside briefly. Halloween? More like Halo-weed. Because I'm gonna smoke weed and play Halo this evening and it's Halloween. Halloween? More like Hello, Ween, you guys are one of my favourite bands of all time. https://youtube.com/watch?v=6JXw5MuwapA
Halloween? More like Halo-weed. Because I'm gonna smoke weed and play Halo this evening and it's Halloween.
I used to have a metal hash pipe, actually, but not for years. I used to have a huge green plastic bong, the thing was like the span of my fucking arm but it got fouled up with tar cause I'm lazy and I think it actually did me lasting harm
>>225924111Worthy of trips, I would say.
which linux distro should I put on me mum's laptop
how do I figure out tohe best bar to visit tonight? I've got a costume but its main selling point is a helmet so I'll have to take it off
Halloween? More like Hello, Ween, you guys are one of my favourite bands of all time. https://youtube.com/watch?v=6JXw5MuwapA
>>225924081are you seriously suggesting people are stuffing indians into a blast furnace and using them as fuel to smelt raw iron ore into swords and other weaponry to be used as armaments in the coming race wars of 2035?
>>225924091 Hmm, maybe we can let some of them in
/cum/? More like /weed/ because you ballas are always toking up like a fog machine or whatever. Getting high and feeling good on the inside briefly.
>>225924142I love that song
>>225924141Open snap maps and see which one has the most activity
brb updating cachyos
fuck man, I got hash in my eye and now I've got pinkeye, I'm wincing, had to wash the damn thing out
Remember when Jason's mom made him come into the change room and help her try on sexy dresses?
>>225924157what the hell is snap maps
>>225924151https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zmq3y42pCgw
>>225924164Haha yeah! We were all stroking our shit! Just shooting frozen ropes lmao
>>225924162What's hash like? How does it compare to other cannabis?
did anything ever happen to you
they're all inferior to edibles
>>225924169Okay, scratch that
I'm gonna give out fruit snacks to kids tonight
>>225924177hash is what people smoke in cafes where pot's illegal both due to the intensity of its smell and its effects (being milder), I mean, as a rule...which doesn't apply right here
>>225924200drake ahh nigga
>>225924205Oh huh. I always thought hash was actually stronger for some reason.
Fuentes and Charlemagne are literally me (politically)
>>225924105I normally plagiarize all my posts from Xitter or other threads, but it’s particularly convenient to have the fodder laid out to steal right here in the thread
>>225924194totally, I'd quit smoking pot if I had a constant stream of legal edibles
https://x.com/aki_yattemiru/status/2116431841435799805
My nickname in high school was Fruitcake
>>225924226alright gay boy
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1793299864565607.mp4
drake the type of nigga to ask his mom to check for monsters under his bed(he's 40 years old)
My nickname in high school was faggot
>>225924217it can be, like typically moroccan keef, which is a weed extract of some sort, that stuff is potent. They used to call Keith Richards Keef due to his fondness for tangier keef, doncha know
>>225924234alright gay boy
>>225924234well if the shoe fits
I CAN FEEL IT COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHTOH LOOORD
>>225924220Mine was pretty funny. Not a Duginist btw, given that I’m both not a Slav, and not a third worldist
>>225924222/cum/ to america
Happy Halloweenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFfKI1Zuuto
>>225924240That's based. I saw The Rolling Stones and they were awesome. I would like to try some hash someday.
>weedliterally kys
>>225924250lmao the red m&m. I dont know if it's reference to something or not but it looks so funny.
>>225924247WELL I REMEMBERI REMEMBER DONT WORRYYYHOW COULD I EVER FORGEEEET ITS THE FIRST TIMETHE LAST TIIIIME WE EVER METBUT IIIIIIIII KNOW THE REASON WHYYYYYYY YOU KEEP ME SILENT SOthe hurt doesnt showbut the PAAAAAIN still grooooowsITS ALL BEEN A PACK OF LIES
>>225924249in all honestly, I'd rather buy a new computer with a badass curved screen tho I'm keeping my economy RTX3060 w/ 12 gigs haha
>>225924217ofc its stronger. its concentrated. like difference between orange juice and orange squash.lsd is strongest drug on earth but that doesnt mean it will destroy you if you dose it correctly. but the dose will be tiny coz its super strong.i cooked 2kg of spinach todaynot exaggerating started out volume of a small suitcasehaftae put it in pot bit by bitby end fits intae a VERY small sized potofc i use medium size coz if i use small it would take ages to cook it all bit by bit and am nat removin' any fram potyou put sum inwait for it to reduceput more incooked in oilwiv whole clove of garlicseasoned wiv allspicepaprika pimento
Have you ever gotten horny for yourself?
>>225924286Different leaf, but orange squash is not a product sold in North America except at British import specialty stores, so it’s not a great point of reference for most people
>>225924286I mean in my very rich and varied experience, hash is much milder than skunk. Right, stronger than your freerange bush weed maybe
>>225924289Not really. I used to be in the habit of kneeling in front of a mirror and staring at myself while I masturbated, but that was just so I would get the illusion of being near human flesh
I have personally observed people wearing black fingernails, having their hair painted black, wearing black t shirts
>>225924289AGP freaks, our response?
youtu.be/7lCsYbUnsIYhmm
20mg of THC edibles is enough for a good high for me. 30mg to get blasted. So it's waayyyy more affordable than getting fucked up on booze and the hangover is basically nothing.
What kino should I watch tonight
>>225924240(my friend has) only ever had hash in France and it was presumably from Morocco
>>225924247>>225924275Listening to this song in the rain is an experience
>>225924343Vision Quest (1985)
>>225924139mint is the most windowsesque
>>225924289one of the worst posts I've seen in months, you should probably start thinking about killing yourself.>>225924320i saw several retarded goth freaks in the grocery store today and couldn't discern if they were dressed that way for Halloween or if they genuinely thought it was socially acceptable.
>>225924320people used to do that shit a quarter of a century ago...in fucking Slovenia, dude
>>225924220me?charles martel>>225924303no you dont gettitwe speaking scientific here. its about how much drug per matter content. a leaf is obviously garn be less strong den concentrated resin coz its a lot of like matter der dat is irrelevant tae the druglike imagine just extractin' pure thc. dats he strongest you can get coz its no matterlsd is strongest drug on earf coz you measure out in micrograms or whatever whereas weed is mg and hash will be sumwhere in between coz its resinpeople confuse strength wiv like the subjective feelin' you get when you smoke or take drug which is horseshit coz most people cannae like reliably track dat shiddstrength is about doseage ratiosyou can do a bit of lsd and not get high but its potency is still strnager den any drug on earth. you just didnae do alot ofnit
>>225924350The production still sounds so great. Phil mastered that gated drum sound.
>>225924346
>>225924366Why would I kill myself if I was horny for myself? That's like the exact opposite thing you big retard.
corr just had memore of makin' ediblespropa nostalgic dati actually loved the process of making weed edible cookin' it in oil, make the cakewould like the bowl as well and get high fram it
>>225924374no I mean skunk is sensi that is bred to have a higher concentration of THC as well as less of a godawful smell and you feel that viscerally, it is common weed slapped with a 10x modifier, you know?
is this website dead
>>225924403You can literally make edibles in the microwave, it's incredibly easy.
>>225924428It's UNDEAD! Happy Halloween :)
god I cant even eat hallowen candy like I used to
>>225924435but wouldn't the neighbors call the fuzz on you cause of the smell? I mean, me
>>225924428fun fact: we're back to 2014 levels of traffic
>>225924446Weed is legal here, rart. It doesn't really make much of a smell anyways.
Don't know why I keep throwing up all I'm doing is drinking water
chose a bag because the hos didn't choose me :/
>>225924428BLEH!
>>225924391again you need to actually unironically IRL kys
niggas be like"this water too spicy"
>>225924200Good
>>225924446honestly the smell fram cookin' it is subtle enuff that even tho it does smell like weed, a randomer probably wouldnt realize they were smellin' weed and like no wun outside garn smell it from inside your kitchen anyway
>>225924460Is it at least a nice bag? Like Louis Vuitton or whatever?
>>225924464Can't. That would make me befome dead. Not good!
>>225924471>t. Da Louis Vuitton Don
>>225924289wat
heard its a right of passage goin antae the screet in nyc and husslin' for fake louis vuitton bags
>>225924467>the water
>>225924506What the FUCK is wrong with you?
>>225924515
>>225924470PROTIP!
>>225924515Get his ass
>>225924498Like you see yourself in the mirror and you think "god damn I'm sexy" and then you get rock hard and think about having sex with yourself type of shit.
car is getting towed with its alarm going off, lmao
>latina gf wants to have sex all the damn timethis is getting annoying...
>>225924289Yes, stayed in a hotel with a walk in in closet that had full length mirror. Shared the room with my older brother. Went to have a fap with some privacy and this closet just so happened to be a more comfortable location for the task than bathroom. Only issue was I could see myself in that mirror the whole time. It was a mild additional turn on for some reason. I tried the same thing once years later but it was no good. I suppose it was the novelty and the cloak & dagger situation, me having been a teenager at the time and extremely horny. Never understood autogynephilia though. That's bizarre to me.
>>225924530rip bozo
>>225924527shut up, glowie
>>225924509>a ripoff of NoName brandI hope they sue.
>>225924529>Like you see yourself in the mirror and you think "god damn I'm sexy" yeah >then you get rock hard and think about having sex with yourself type of shit. Uhhh no
>>225924541lol
honhonhon, le macaroni fromage
Are people celebrating Halloween in your neighborhood
>>225924534Latinas are non-sapient beings. Your "sex" with her is essentially a form of masturbation, as with a pocketpussy or some other device
Woke AI…
>>225924563They were yeah
>>225924563I live in a gated community with mostly old people
>>225924357 Interesting rec
>>225924563there aren't enough children to celebrate Halloween
>>225924563just saw some kids walk by in costume
>>225924563Can't hear anything from the neighbors so it seems they've all gone out to do halloween things instead of staying here.
>>225924563hours ago a car drove by and a passenger shouted WOO! by the sound of it. They were most likely listening to some techno garbage instead of adhering to the righteous way of funky jazz pop
>>225924579I live in a gaped community
I want to magically transform into the girl version of myself and get fucked by myself as Joseph Stalin
>>225924583It is a very strange movie. Strangley kino. And it's nostalgic for me
>>225924577gemini is garbageI only ever use chatgpt when I need my AIslop fix
>>225924343I watched “the inner light”, the episode of Star Trek TNG, yesterday. It’s a good celebration of Patrick Stewart’s life I guess
that post needed a little more polish for comedic effect...time to take a swig!
lol shitlibs will be begging for mercy in the streets in less than 10 years
>>225924612Dark woke is coming. Democratic Socialists will sweep and open gulags
>>225924604
>>225924455Thank god
>>225924612>using shitlib and leftist as synonyms kys
>>225924621
>>225924622No. That's like America going back to 1850 population numbers while still being 56% white like it is now
>>225924620for a few short years their hubris will overcome them. by 2030 the patriots will control the levers of power and everyone of mixed race origin or even slightly left-leaning inklings will be sweating with nervousness every second of the day. a reckoning is due. all debts must be paid.
>>225924639By 2030 America and Canada will be a Hispano-Indian exclave
>>225924638dios mios! la creatura de 56%! el ogro de los americas!
>>225924652America has a low percentage of whites but still has the highest total number of white people of any country in the world. Strange situation
>>225924621even the latest version is mouthy about it
>>225924612corr diss clip actually goes quite well wiv the (yes anudda) death record am lissenin' tae
really need to wash my underwearbut yet i don't
why are leftists so easily triggered and constantly seething about everything? were all they molested or do they all come from broken homes or something? every single one of them is a miserable ball of rage.
this halloween visuals is fucking up my shitwhy cannae dey just keep it same
>>225924665*funky slapped bass break*
>>225924676Da Sopranos lore proven right once agool!
>>225924563No. We got half a dozen kids and that was it.
you do have plans for halloween right
>>225924668>
>>225924676vgh... the accvrsed cvnnilingvs...
>>225924689It's Sunday in Holland. Halloween is behind you
>>225924668they adhere to continental enlightenment european culture instead of seeing the funky light of James Brownean thought
random slovenly. looks nice enuff>>225924672youtu.be/O46bGHMpWzs
>>225924695case in point, you know some mixed race retard troon posted this meme instead of explaining why they hate existing.
>zinc causes vivid dreams>rebound rem from cannabis withdrawal causes vivid dreamsI might could brainfuck myself and end up like ratpedo lol
>>225924563 No
>>225924695wow xitter screenshits are filled with so much profound knowledge and science from relevant well known people
>Miss Kentucky 2026 btwThe South saars shall rise again
>>225924700preppy guys beating the shit out of each other? it's more likely than you think!
>>225924668Because being a victim is the avenue by which they attain a sort of high status in their ideology. Taking offense to various real and imagined slights is a small step towards the goal there.
>>225924687it's only natural
I'm hanging out getting high by myself tonight and texting my oneitis, not much else because my "friends" decided I was not going to join them tonight.
KWAB
>>225924700Where was this? Kid's shirt makes me think either Oklahoma or Alabama
>>225924710that is a gated community, my mom grew up like a block away but that was long before that project
youtu.be/BnM84p5vNm0random from state with music from muh state
>>225924710also r u the mark prindle man? cause that reminds me of james chance, but even better!
>>225924612fat fucking cow is literally grabbing for his gun and they dont even take her seriouslyshit eating grin spotted as welldo you think she liked it ?
just pulled off a massive bowel movement. It was looking hairy for a few minutes, but in the end the toilet managed to flush it down
>>225924722I've been saying Indian Male White Female is the porn category of the future. Blacked is stale.
Looks like orangeman is going to blame Canada if repubs lose election
new filter list for the new pc (stubs off this time so they really stop existing)
>>225924713Not fapping also causes vivid and sometimes lucid dreams. I didn't jerk off for a week recently and slept very soundly aside from some detailed and semi-lucid dreams. Also eating a tablespoon of honey before bed gives you INSANE dreams. Something about the sugar and enzymes makes your brain go haywire. Highly recommend, closest thing to doing DMT without being a druggie fuckhead.
lets talk about the intracies of having sex with women, what are the do`s and the don`ts
>>225924758ew. indian female tho, I got nuffin against dat!
>>225924780Acquisition or performance?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij99dud8-0A
>>225924773intersdatingindependently of this endeavor I have already been (doing my best to) abstain from cooming and pornonly slipped around 5 or 6 times in the past month
>>225924765Imran Khan, man, let the hate go, immerse yourself in sufi thought n' ganja dude all is one brother hahaha
>>225924780DON'T put your mouth anywhere near her pussy - you will get throat cancer.DO bust inside her. Don't let her know your real name. It's her responsibility not to get preganant
>>225924773the honey thing sounds like bullshit but couldn't hurt to trybut i also have meds that give me wacky dreams anyways
>>225924756These dumb bitches always have daddy or abandonment issues. They are cunts but secretly yearn for some strapped gigachad to slap the fuck out of them, hold them down, and bust their cervix with a 10 inch dick pounding their guts into oblivion. 90% of women are retarded solely because they aren't getting deep-dicked by some guy who tells them to stfu and act right. It sounds insane but it's true. This is literally scientific, thousands of years of women getting fucked into submission doesn't just disappear because some feminist bitch said so in 1965.
I've been dreaming about nuclear war lately.
I am a white italian/Irish man and i hate negros, jews, and Indians!
posted it again award
>>225924810>white >italian/Irish
>>225924801that looks really swanky under the influence of psychedelics
>>225924428Not yet
https://youtu.be/Ye4ygnuCjXY
>>225924700I'm guessing that's a no
This song rules: https://youtu.be/kKqoNrZ00BgBlasting it VV loud rn
youtu.be/xdFMsMf1atkrandom quebec>>225924755alas, i guess i am, also 40 yo anon, depressed old neet anon, suicidal anon, want to try to grow shrooms anon
R8 this dog
tonight I'm watching Dawn Of The Dead
>>225924841dog/10
>>225924847the original or the remake? both are decent thobeit.
>>225924676It’s fun as long as she’s doesn’t have a nasty yeast infection o algo
>>225924821I am white unlike jews, Indian, and negros who aren't
>>225924840>want to try to grow shrooms anontotallyalso, that looks beautiful, it is a capture of the first budding of spring
>italian>whitelol
>>225924847watched it recently, its alright
am fightin' a nuclear war in the lavtorystein-on-naze every single day
>>225924866I am a white man
>>225924836corr hes me>>225924874kek wat
>I am a white man
The indians, jews, and negros are seething at me, the white irish/italian man
>>225924847>FO YO HOMOSEXUAL ANAL INTERCOURSE, MAN ON MAN RAWDOGGIN BDSM AUTOMATED DILDO TORTURE SESSIONS WIT GIMP SUITS AND LEATHER POLICE HATS LIKE IN FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD YOU HAVE CONDEMNED YO ASSES! WHEN THERE'S NO MORE ROOM LEFT IN HELL, THE DEAD SHALL WALK THE EARTH!
She bent the knee
Recently discovered you can just watch movies for free on Air Canada flights. Watched 1917 and Backrooms on a shitty flight from Calgary the other day. The tiny jeeta sitting next to me seemed intrigued but was mousey and retarded and clearly didn't speak English.This country is very gay sometimes. As a white man I find it borderline intolerable. A societal collapse is preferred at this point.
>>225924866
>>225924895literally who
the white man marches on
>>I am a white man
>>225924901should have slipped your number to the tiny jeeta. could have been husband & wife in a few months time
>>225924837she a GILF! GILF! GILF! now, I saw her in that shit squid show where that guy who looks like Tommy Lee Jones jr. puts on a shit Oirish accent cause he's in Newfoundland
>>225924912>didnt score
youtu.be/sT0WUoD-Ehgglorious nippon,.. everything is compact, neat and clean.
>>225924907The Brazilian chick at UT San Antonio who dishonored charlie kirk.
Finally making progress in vomiting
>I watch football
>>225924854Original!
I punch myself to sleep
This is a seahawks general
>>225924947
>>225924947I say this but I dont look anything like this
>>225924945you are a liberated woman
>>225924895Strike back. Show no mercy.
>>225924953Fuck the Seahawks!They poached my Ravens coordinator who we should have promoted to head coach!
>>22592495490% of football players have the same skin color as poop
>>225924953interesting theory
>>225924943I'd rob that cradle just desu
>>225924967Refball
my balls so itchy today
>>225924972>be out of bounds before the hash mark>i-it was refball
>>225924839oh shit, it's Al Cisneros, that old reprobate, haha
alright, gonna try to meet someone at the bar wish me luck
>>225924980Fake news, refball
>>225924967How about the SF 69ers and their logo is two black trannies sucking each other’s cocks
>Jamarious deyshawn washington drove his car at 120mph drunk and killed an entire family>That was way more epic than when tyreek demitrious carter beat his white girlfriend to deathActual conversation that NFL fans have between themselves
>>225924994Yeah, how about that!
>>225924995Basically lol
>>225924918I would rather see the death of Canada than its promotion as a bizarre mutt-infested hellscape of mixed-race freaks.
America is such a clown show lmao
>>225925002Bodied that freak
south africa.. highly variable level of nightmarishness, surprisingly nice in spots
The main city in the ace combat 8 game is literally toronto
>>225925006Sorry, which one revealed he’s 1/4 Jewish?
Fuck Canada (excluding Quebec)
>>225925036Funny Quebec hates America more than any other province
If you ain't Anglo-Germanic then you ain't AmericanMicks go backWops go back
southern brasil, some place amusingly named 'novo hamburgo'
I'm anglo norman thanks to my based quebecois ancestors
>>225925041kek
Looksmaxxing is actually pretty stupid when you think about it
>>225924943would sheg her airsche-like
>>225925080Lifting weights, dressing well, grooming and eating right is living well not looksmaxing
northeast brazil
>>225925102sounds pretty stupid
>>225925102It is looksmaxxing. It's called softmaxxing in the looksmaxxing community.
A skincare routine for your face is a good idea though ever
>>225925050And that's why they're based
>>225925112They can create any definition they like. That's just living well in modern society.
What about retardmaxxing
>If you ain't Anglo-Germanic then you ain't American>Micks go back>Wops go back
lifting weights is cringejust be skinny
should women have sex with me? i think so
>>225925056is it that amusing? American placenames are totally out of the ballpark most of the time, a memory retained by official survey of crazy utopian imaginings by a variety of ethnicities, tho the officials often added to the bizarre denomination of the landscape from what I've read. I mean, it's beautiful, too, it's a hint of what is to come.
>>225925134You can't in America. You'll be victimized unless you're willing to brandish a gun
Italians, Irishman, and polish built the country while angloids sat on their fat assess
>>225925155No one thinks Americans are cool for making up tough guy fantasies like this. They just see us as another 3rd world shithole
I'm enjoying myself tonight lol. We got like 10 kids btw. Reading a scary (but true) book and getting high. And music, and coffee, lol.
glorious kazakhstan>>225925140idk, it has hamburgo in the the nameyes, my country is doomed to a brazilian future
>>225925184>duuuude weed lmao
the listenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_15HnemYYg
>>225925189ain't Astana the newly built capital of Kazakhstan? That seems to be a trend in the third world. I mean, I can't wait when AI will be able to hew cities out of the naked earth in a matter of days, we are in for the next age of Hellenism, me boys!
>>225925191I'm not gonna let an Epstein class yuppie motherfucker tell me what to do.
Bumbaclat wallahi
>>225925202now that is cyberpunk
>>225925210YOU ARE SLOGENIANSLOVEEEEENIAAAANNN
ashes to ashes funk to funky
>>225925214yeah, I mean, this ain't Moldova or fucking Kosovo, Slovenia sort of vies with South Korea for overall indicators of civilization
But Oz never did give nothin' to the Tin ManThat he didn't, didn't already haveAnd cause never was the reason for the evenin'Or the tropic of Sir Galahad
I had forgotten how uncomfortable I feel going out alone
john richard spencerjohn owen benjamin
>>225925251>he fell for the go out meme
>>225925251Like to bars? That's serial killer behavior in the big 26
foids wont approach you unless they see other foids approaching you
we know major toms a junky
I'm going to throw up
>>225925264no, to the movies. I went the other day and am going again tonight. I actually think going to specific bars alone wouldn't be so bad. plenty of people go alone as it is
>>225925214corr gud slayer lyric
>>225925302
>>225925302Me like two minutes ago except it was bile
sloveniathe meaning of autismthe way i'm annoying as fuck
kosovo doesn't seem so bad
>>225925321hehehehe
>>225925327It's really notI was there in July It's not any worse than anywhere else in Eastern Europe I'd rather live there than anywhere in Latin America
New>>225925322
>>225924139windows 11
Obama got rid of 600,000 Mexicans? Woah... *Under breath* based
