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>>225911098
Where's everyone?
>have to hand out candy while parents and friends all get to have fun at parties
>>225911171Having sexo with girls dressed up as sexy zombies or policewomen
You always hear about countries being in debt, who are they in debt with?
>>225911212God
>>225911212The Hollow Earth mole people
Im gonna put my perpetual flaccid and inadequate penis inside a drunk coke whore tonight.
Normies say they like coke when in reality it's actually fentanyl, Tylenol, and a little bit of cocaine
>>225911310Niiiice
bout to hallow my ween
It's fucking 2026 and people are still alone in their cars wearing a cowboy hat
>>225911469We live in a society
Thoughts on all the sexy bitches that will be having sex tonight while you don't
I can understand not knowing how to read cursive because nobody ever uses it these days but how do you struggle to read an analogue clock?
I bought the wine. And the fizzy water. Fuck it. This is a special night (because it's Slovenian Religious Reformation Day), so we need to get HIGHER!
>>225911469https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6pL6IlXwSQ
>>225911578Thank Luther for that
getting real tired of women
>>225911663Could NOT be me
Rocky Horror Show later tonight
>>225911689fuck off cia stop following my internet habits
Rocky Horror Show is for gay theater kids
>>225911506Very cute dog She deserves head scratches and treats
>>225911706It's a Halloween tradition for a lot of people though. I'm in the band playing in the balcony hoping that none of the cast or tech team is drunk
Upvote if you big time LOVE weed
>>225911573There are only 12 numbers on a clock and 60 numbers in a hour How do you get 60 from 12? So stupid
>>225911506You gonna dress that lil bitch up in a costume?
>>225911721And boomers. A lot of older people have seen or heard of it
Ok random bout of diarrhea Maybe eating slop IS bad for you after all
Boomers used to think it was peak comedy to dress as a womanBuncha fags
Our Arabs burnt an American flag.https://x.com/Frontieresmedia/status/2116547281885265969
they cooked so hard with the bass line https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDKwCvD56kw
>usually only leave apartment at like 3-4am>decide to take trash out early today>ended up bumping into a neighbor for the first time in years>absolute qt3.14 blonde with an adorable smile>she made a little joke about scaring me and my autistic ass just let out a chuckle and said no worriesI'm such a fucking dork dude
>>225911899then you woke up
>>225911848rather antisemitic
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0HJRv4nKvRw
>>225911573I've always struggled to read analog clocks but don't have any problems with temperature gages, micrometers, or indicator dials. idk
fantasized about imaginary gf award
>>225911930is there some part of that that is unrealistic to you? how unsocialized are you?
my ASMR wife just posted a video for the first time in 2 months.
>>225912012>is there some part of that that is unrealistic to you?yes. this part >>she made a little joke about scaring mewomen always avoid me
>>225911843LOL
>>225912017Harley?
>>225912048nope, I doubt anyone knows her she has fewer than 20k subs.
>>225912073Post
I'm about to eat 20k subs
yoghurt for lunch
girls my age are lowkey not aging so well lmao. white girl from highschool looks 7-8 years older than me already
>>225912165U is not
Old costume parties are interesting to learn about because it'd be more common to dress up as a broccolli or planet or something non-character related, or the costumes would be more abstract. Basically they didn't dress up as cartoons
I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really wish I had the money to buy a fancy EV.
Does It Matter if Men Pee Sitting or Standing?
>>225912263It matters to the person having to clean the toiletI am a proud sit pee-er
>>225912291gay
>>225912263yes
>>225912197I think women my age aren't interested in me because of looking younger than them. I'm a creepy unc in college but nobody questions it until unc lore drops.
>>225912263sometimes I pee sitting down so i can nap on the terlit
Had an Albanian cheeseburger today. They were out of cheese, so they refunded me 50c. I said hold the ajvar, but I forgot that i was getting cabbage with that, too. And chili powder. You know, kebab stuff. At least there was a lotta mayo, that goes well with grilled meat.
>>225912402doesnt seem comfortable
>>225912402ewww
put a bullet through my head
Steady at bestIs how my heart beatsBut then I'm near you, ohAnd you know the rest
>>225912427waste of a perfectly good bullet
>>225911778Maybe. She has a spider costume and a butterfly costume that she wore on previous Halloweens, but I didn't get a new one this year
A lot of young folk now just say cosplay instead of costume
>>225912493anime won
im eating a protein poptart plants crave protein
My heart is my guide
where is your wife and kids? 30 is coming soon man..
i will never have a wife and kids (and thats a good thing)
>>225912568
>>225912568All set
>>225912568Why the fuck would I do that? Im 32 btw
Truke
Usually, I really enjoy the New Yorkshire Workshop videos on YouTube. But his newest episode is so fucking dogshit, this fake fireplace he built is so ugly and tacky.
>>225912631imagine being an incel in ancient mesopotamia
>>225912568im destined to live and die alone
>>225912676impossible they had arranged marriages back then aka the good ol' days. sumerian dadberg woulda set me up with a qt
i am a spiritual eunuch
I'm switching from coffee to tea. My tastes have changed
>>225912568I had the chance once but I had to ask myself howm gawn protect em, Rigg
Would you date a Turkic girl
>>225912769why not switch to semen?
>>225912044if it makes you feel better I will likely never see her again and any other female attention I get is nil because I do not know how to talk to women
>>225912622RIP. its over for the elder unc
>>225912727>dadberg and spouseberg die to plague or feverit's over for urukcels....
>>225912807Seems kinda gay?
maybe arranged marriages will be more common once the population collapses. But then again, that still seems to require foresight
>>225912833true. how about grool?
OWNER OF A LONELY HEART
¡ay dios mío!
Momberg has started trying to set me up with daughters of her friends
>>225912769part of the reason why I bought wine today was that I was bored to death of drinking 'erbal tea. And I wasn't about to switch over to sodas or energy drinks, cause that'd kill me just as quick as da juice. So I'm back to drinking, albeit more moderately, and of course with a psychedelic tinge xD
>>225912866who
>>225912866>all in beanerhope ICE gets you too paco
>>225912853I don't think it's caffeinated
>>225912866Who dat
So nobody cares that Patrick Stewart is dead
>>225912938Was thinking the same
>>225912938john mcaffee committed (((suicide)))
>>225912889ask the producer to drink caffeinated beverages
>>225912960This is all getting too complicated. I don't want to get up every morning and milk my grool slave while also keeping her on a regular source of caffeine. I mean, if I'm buying a caffeine source for her then I might as well just have that myself
>>225913002but caffeinated grool >>>>>>>>>> coffee
Canadians don't do Halloween and a lot of them get pissy when little Leaves want to trick or treat because they see it as an American thing
Fucc u guys even talmbout
Think about the children
>>225912938never watched Star Trek.
>>225913069Rightfully so
>>225913044I'm not convinced
nearly turkey season
Is it possible for a man and a woman to be completely platonic friends with one another?
>>225913185No
>>225912938I loved the good Captain and I'm sad at his passing but he's like the 20th celebrity to have died this year in rapid succession, I'm all out of grief to spend.
>>225913092I came
>>225913185If the man is some kind of gay
>>225913185by the law of mr allah and mo, no
>>225913185My best friend is a black woman
>>225913108YWNBAGo to the German general and never come back
>>225911768>>225911959I'm concerned that you might not be joking.
>>225913246Is she sassy?
The Man Who Did Nothing For So Long That They Eventually Decided To Pay Him For It
>>225913260I’m American
I have done everything on my to do list this week. now I am overwhelmed with a sense of. self destruction
>Opa-locka is a city in Miami-Dade County, Florida, United States. Spanning roughly 4.2 square miles (11 km2), it is part of the Miami metropolitan area of South Florida. >The name Opa-locka is an abbreviation of a Seminole place name, Opa-tisha-wocka-locka,[6] meaning "wooded hummock", "high, dry hummock", or "a big island covered with many trees and swamps".Kinda thinking of chanting OPA-TISHA-WOCKA-LOCKA at midnight today to summon spooky injun spirits here to Europe
This is not AmericaShalalalala
>>225913332Literally me
>>225913448Opa Tisha Wocka Locka Flame one hood ass nigga
The names of Tulsa, Oklahoma and Tallahassee, Florida are two different anglicizations of the same Native American word
>>225911212Other countries. It's all pretty meaningless for a big powerful countries as if/when push comes to shove, a cunt like the states can just say yeah well waddyagonna do about it and answer is nothing. It does matter somewhat in terms of currency value though.
Sam Altman calls PC RAM “quite terrible” use of limited DRAM supply, argues cloud data centers are more efficient
>>225913590What about it
seems like (american) halloween is triumphant, worldwide. all the feriners are dressing up
Me and my friend were driving home from a halloween eve party and this 40 year old soccer mom bitch rammed into us. We got out of our car, soccer mom bitch got out of hers, and I could instantly tell soccer mom bitch had been drunk driving. She was slurring and wobbling.A cop noticed us on the road and pulled over, as he would find out for us: she was indeed drunk driving, she just came from a bar, she had no registration, no insurance, no license, and a history of DUIs in the past. Needless to say she was clapped in irons and arrested pretty quick.We had to stay until 2am doing paperwork. My friend was upset, her car is a family hand-me-down, she has to do more paperwork and since the soccer mom bitch didn't have insurance she still doesn't know how much if anything her own insurance can shake out of soccer mom bitchDon't drink and drive
>>225913537Thallahassee Doom
>>225913302No. Well she's half black.
>>225913700People are going to h'ween parties 2nite and there are some plastic decorations about. we still have our own catholic halloween, it's called carnival iyl and that is when the kids dress up and go trick r' treating here.
>>225913185Yes. Neurotypical people don't want to fuck anything with even the vaguest feminine trait.
>>225913590Why doesn't he just switch to manufacturing if he's so miffed about short supply
>>225913185I think you should have a majority of your friends be other men, but having platonic friendship with some women is a good way to become well socially adjusted and it increases the amount of events you go to where you will meet women who are not platonic with you at all. You never spend any time around women? Kinda gay. You ONLY spend time with women? Pretty gay. Goldilocks zone? STRAIGHT.
>>225913704this never happened
It's over
>>225913868I was considering uploading a picture of the car damage but do you really find it that far fetched to believe that someone is drunk driving at night on a holiday? Believe what you want
males generally creep me out, prefer the company of women. i function as a social eunuch.
>>225913900I have a friend who, every time it's brought up, mentions that the McRib was the last thing his dad ate before dying
>>225913900The McRaped is back!
>>225913537i would assume that tallahasse is more of a spanish influenceor the original language could've changed after they got kicked out of florida
always remember how unappetizing the uncooked mcrib was, and how miserable and messy the experience was of preparing and handling the sauce was, during my brief time as a mcdonald's cook.also getting splattered by oil.
Tried the McRib once and didn’t like itStill love McDonald’s and would die for McDonald’s
>>225914072Anointed by the oil of the McRib like David being anointed by Samuel
I think the McRib is made from horse hooves
>>225914072could you make an reasonably authentic homemade mcrib today?
>>225914167It tastes like meat flavored jelly
>>225913900I'm pretty surprised it took over 30 years for that to happen. I never considered the possibility that it was a pork shoulder until today. But I've also never ordered one because ribs from mcdonalds sounds subpar as fuck lol
>>225914171naw, wouldn't care to. i guess i'd just cook porkchops with bbq sauce
A place near me makes a pork chop sandwich with buffalo sauce that's extremely good. I'd never think of combining those two things
>>225914286I bet that sandwich is at least $24.99
my dad always said mcdonalds used kangaroo meat, but out of all the meats, kangaroo is probably higher on the edibility scale. Probably tastes like deer or rabbit
I just realized all the advancements in medicine with AI means boomers are going to live even longer
most boomers I meet are pretty chill
>>225914314what is a kangaroo if not a big deer-rabbit
80% of teachers are women80% of mental health professionals are womenis it any coincidence that people are becoming more depressed and illiterate
>>225914423without boomer music, what would I even post about (except for drugs, which culture was also largely developed by boomers)?
shortya party girlshe just wanna have fun too. theysay you aint wifey type but ion care i want you. She like to do drugs too, she in love with guns too.They say you too piped up but I think that I love you. She totin just like me we can't leave without it. She boot up of that meth like she can't breathe without it.
momberg makes chili every Halloween, but she used some different beans this time and I just don't know about it
>>225914716Mom lk ruined the ween
>>225914716thinkin about thos beans
>>225914596a menace to be reckoned with
My body is a temple but it's one of those Hindu temples that Indians go into and burn cow shit candles
>>225914716killer her and use her opened skull as a candy dish as a spooky prank
I know of a way to be loved by everyone. Shall I tell you?
>>225914873Yesh
>>225914873I don't need it
>>225914837I saw a rat temple at Benares where a swarm of rats with pale fur were feeding on a large bowl of milk on the floor. It was exactly like in a pic that gets posted on this board betymes.
halloween is a horrible time for tweakers
I'm gonna go as a mummy tonight. I bought a bunch of bandages from Walgreens and I'm just going to wrap my head and arms in them. It's really lazy but idgaf, I've never gone out on Halloween as an adult and I'm nearly 30 so I might as well before I'm a certified unc.
>>225914918Sounds like a conan story or d&d adventure. Temple of the Pale Rats
Halloween is AMERICAN! Foreigns not allowed, sorry!>B-b-b-but it's Irish.Nope. Learn the history, Halloween is 100% America and the Ir*sh simply tried to claim it after it became cool because it has vague similarities to one of their Pagan festivals. Sad!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!
Halloween is gay and immature
>>225915126you know, now you've reminded me that no one's gonna make AI vids out of Conan stories if I don't do it myself. In the entire world. Now I've gotta see if I can spare 100 ameripesos a month to do that and whether I have the skills to prompt the hell out of that chatbot.
>>225915190Bizarrely anachronistic picture
this is a 7/10 in florida
saw this yesterday and thought of you
>>225915294
Crazy to think that most of you guys can’t just step out of your house and walk on sidewalks to a supermarket or bakery
Crazy to think some of you guys could go to jail for saying the holocaust didn’t happen
>>225915342I could, I would just have to walk an hour one way on roads without sidewalks next to a bunch of barbed wire and cows
can't go out with all these witches and warlocks and pumpkin popsums
>>225915342it’s absolute torture having to drive a v8 f150 with a sony sound system and A/C seating
It is the last day of GlocktoberUntil next year
>>225915342One of the things I miss about living in the UK
>>225915318I've been to florida and I must say I disagree
>>225915323We have these all over the plant and mother fuckers still toss their butts onto equipment, awnings, or secondary containments anyway
>>225915342I live in a real city so that isn't a problem for me.
>>225915342I can but walking with groceries is dumbYou think I'm gonna walk a mile home with a fuckin big paper bag full of fruits and veggies and perishable meats & a baguette sticking out that's just asking for a comic accident
>Crazy to think that most of you guys can’t just step out of your house and walk on sidewalks to a supermarket or bakery>I could, I would just have to walk an hour one way on roads without sidewalks
I am the bakery, lumberyard, chicken farm, garbage dump, powerplant, woodshop, metalshop, outdoor center, and casino. there’s nowhere better to be for 500 miles
I'm having Halloween morning diarrhea! It's a Halloween miracle!!!
why give the krautnigger attention
>>225915455You're supposed to eat all the candy tomorrow idiot
>>225915467because I svffer in f150 land
>>225915454sounds like shit
like finding a jeet in a poopstack
It's much easier to meet women in walkable cities. Living in one is worth it for that alone
>>225913831the biggest constraint for AI / datacenters is power, they're buying up everything while all of the hardware they have is collecting dust in a warehouse.
I buy a month's worth of groceries in one trip, so, it's not a concern for me that I can't walk down a noisy street exposed to muslim daggers to buy a single hard roll and tube of raw pork
i miss whats her name
>>225915591Rosalia
>>225915591phoebe
Where are my dancing skeletons? I WANT DANCING SKELETONS!
would you rather date phoebe or samantha?
fan of young cox
What doesn’t kill you makes you question why you didnt kill yourself at 13.
>>225915589based transitional area avoider
Brett "The Pooper" Cooper
>>225914090i always block channels that use pepes or soyjaks in their thumbnails
Remember Alysa Liu
>>225915883For me it's Savanah Hernandez as my online rightfu
>>225915913You got the webm of the asian girl tiktok that says some shit like "the person that sent you this ..."
>>225916001
Looks like Secretary Kennedy is having a happy Halloween.
I wish I could jerk off to bikini models just like boomers used to
Some gay guy at work showed me a anti-trump video from some wine mom named JoJofromJerz and it was the most retarded shit I’ve ever seen. He thought it was hilarious
It's funny how you can go to a small farming town with a population less than 2000 where all the men look like Al Sneed and then just randomly see a goth girl
lotta spooks out and about
>>225915913Unc…
Niggers shouldnt be allowed to drive
>>225916182>I see you more as a little brotherLOL do women really say this to manlets o algo
>>225916215she seems very unlikable
I'm just too white n nerdy
darksydephil backshots
Hope you all have a good halloween, fellow Halloweenies
>>225916277Real!
Performing psyops through grindr
>>225916346Zaddy
Listening to "Thriller."
>>225916346You can't psyop the mentally ill gay man
>>225916218There's gay people and eccentrics in the small towns near me too
>>225911506Is that cutie honey?
Bustin' makes me feel good!
>>225916369lel
>>225916415bustin' rhymes?
>>225916429Bustin' nuts.
Miami
Oilers BTFOing the NY islanders
>>225911899I dont know you but i believe we are on the same timeline
>>225916542NEETlife, it's the only life I knowNEETlife, but you'd better not get old
All the free goodies I got for buying GTA 6 beer from trippinganimals brewery in Doral. Each case is $20
I hope the trick or treaters are ready for a grown man who didn't wake up until 3 and drinks ginger ale
>>225915883What a hottie.
>>225916574Neetlife living in a one bedroom apartment alone been on disability and havent worked since 2020 thats 6 years strong
>>225916542hey man some women find autistic dorks quirky and cutewagmi (some day) (eventually)
>>225916245oot in a boot??????
>>225916615ive been basically celibate for 4 years; I already have 3 kids with one women, 2 girls & a boyi wont care if i go the rest of my life alone at this point
>>225916477shove that ballroom up your fat fucking ass you fucking idiothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMsBRr4Lk-k
>>225916609that's sort of my future too, only I've never really worked, I've worked for less than a year total in my entire life and I've never been employed full time.
I haven't seen Ghostbusters in its entirety in like 20 years.
>>225916712https://voca.ro/1hhuKYf3w1z4
>>225916601she's jewish?
dying of boredom from watching Preacher ep's and drinking spritzer unenthusiastically
>>225916730You don't say??
>>225916635my friend did a wholesome costume and since nobody knows it she just tells them she's velma kek
>>225916635Halloween is just an excuse to be more whorish than usual
>>225916668I've been celibate for 30 years mannot trying to oppression olympics you but come on
>>225916685>orked for less than a year total in my entire life and I've never been employed full time.oh wow im 34 and i hot my first 40 hour job at 14, id work 40-60 hours a week. my last two jobs was working in high voltage control systems, and the other was doing certifications, standards and research/engineering lab at a large commercial dishwasher&glasswasher brand.i sometimes get floor cash jobs from time to time but its under the table and not consistant, only in the last year & half though
>>225916745onlyfans when?
Third law of thermodynamics dictates that if you drink the coffee you will poo
Today I smiled at a girl
>>225916712I rewatched those movies a couple of years ago, but the first one's just so perfect and over the top that the second one pales in comparison, despite being anything but boring. Also, the guy who sang the theme song was a West Coast session musician in the 70's, so I've been listening to his some of his work latelyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykdSUgRYNp0
>>225913185No. UNLESS you are gay or find each physically unattractive which is unlikely for most men.
>>225916793onlyfans when?
>>225916805I attended college on & off for nigh on 15 years lmao
why dis mic booty hole shaped
>>225913185 Only if the girl is really ugly or the guy gay
High school diplomas are worth jack shit now. Just get your red seal or your HLLQP and you're good to go for the rest of your life.
ur gay bro UR GAY
>>225916902What the fuck kind of shape does your asshole have?
>>225916902it's has an oldtimey mic shape
>>225916974Here you have it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZMVdU4nC-4
Guys, be honest, if given the opportunity you would fuck the shit out of Pokimane
Gay son or muslim convert son?
I've had my bedroom window wide open at night and it's great.
>>225917102in combo
Are we having fun yet
>>225917096It wouldn't mean anything outside of a relationship. –t. realcel
>>225917116This is only possible in a high trust society. Canada is a nice country.
zero halloween deocrations on my street thank g-d
are you guys going to heaven when you guys die
>>225917102nigger faggot son
>>225917140If I die before I wake, at least in heaven, I can skate. Heaven is a half pipe.
NEW>>225917163>>225917163>>225917163
>>225917140I died and went to iowa
disgustingly early
>>225917140 Heaven doesn't exist. The afterlife is the same thing as the pre-life - nonexistence. I wish there was a heaven though.
It's what your mom said when your dad came inside her pussy
>>225917140Jews do NOT walk on water, dude
I wanna move to Miami and be a heroin addict just like my old man
>>225916914I think students just aren't giving any fucks any more. Like what's the fucking point when connections and relationships are a stronger indicator of success than effort.
>>225916023Holy based. I kneel
