https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJDak_gGmhM
first for gock
Boo
>>225899877poopee
>>225899877MOTHER FUCKER
>>225899837https://voca.ro/1m3nJsOMl95K
>>225899877
>>225899892Why did black shirt immediately run away instead of helping her friend
>>225899892Is that a tranny? The “AI enhanced” image on the left doesn’t look like the balding individual on the right at all
Post some ten outta ten knockers
currently eating tomato pie. its very good
>>225899892If I was on that street with my kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood on that pedestrian thoroughfare
>>225899908your mama's picture
>>225899907>>225899925It's a fake video. The original had a man and someone used AI to make it a woman
>>225899938iPhone faggot.
>>225899942
As someone who doesn't care about Chinese made goy trinkets and has more money than everyone in this thread combined, I find it funny that you poors use shit like having an iPhone to "flex" on others.Underclass mindset begets underclass behaviour. You will always be a retard if you've ever considered a "smartphone" to be interesting or impressive in any way.
>>225899916Sounds slop
When I eat ramen I smash it into smaller pieces so I can just eat it with a spoon
>>225899972You're a real vibe killer you know that?
use this image to react to something
Who else posting on an Android with a cracked screen
use my dick to coat your womb white
>>225899977I think it's really good. Got some Mortadella with the pistachios at the same place
>>225900020I'm literally posting on a 32" 4k monitor but I bet your phone cost more than my PC.
>>225899984Not only can fellas not afford IPhones, they can't even afford forks :crying_emoji:
>>225900023Dude you're scaring the hoes. You guys are a mess.
>>225899956You aren't even on the 18 pro.
>>225900029Oh that's just pizza. I was envisioning apple pie but with tomatoes
still thinking about that nigga a few days ago saying soup isnt a food
>>225900002I just never miss an opportunity to remind poor retards they're poor and retarded because they deserve it.Also checkem >>225900000>>225899999
>>225900035I have an iphone and a pc lol. Stay mad
>>225900044You aren't even 18, IToddler.
fuck my shitty ass lifei wish my mom had aborted me
pizza good
Fuck my shitty ass
Has a Canadian ever accused American NGOs of stirring up trouble with the natives to cripple their energy industry?
I feel like shit guys I am gonna just say it in green text >Talk about killing myself while my half brother is over >He is 12 years younger than me >He is 11 now >Starts balling his eyes out hugging me >Says he want me to bring him to another hockey game >Talks about how I somehow gave him so many great memories I am not sure I could do it I am scared I will ruin his life I am already a terrible brother
wish it was legal to maim or mutilate bikers who rev their bikes in residential areas
>>225900060it's probably not even that bad, at least you're white.
>>225900045The bread is different, but yes basically
>>225900053are you brain dead? You are seething that I know you're on an iPhone 7 or some shit.kek.
>>225900029Really? Well, I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase 'steamed hams'.
>>225900073you're such a bitch
>>225900073Maybe chill out and don't tell your kid brother stuff like that. You're supposed to be his rock/support not the other way around.
>>225900048iphones are a waste of money
>>225900075>at least you're white.How can you say that for certain
>>225900085>>225900089I didn't realize he was over so I was just saying shit like how my life would improve if I was hit by a train I wanna blow my brains out and my family won't miss me on a discord vcc
>>225900063sticking your tongue out like that is some chinlet disorder right?
when are the new memory chip factories coming online?
>>225900103Dude relax. Don't even say stuff like that it's blasphemous.
>>225900095because nonwhite people lack such self-awareness as to wish for their own abortion; they are oblivious
>>225900106cute girls have smol mouths, give her a break
>>225900092Maybe. I'm still using my 13 pro max. Best phone I've ever had. Samsung is not any cheaper, nor are any of the other good androids. You can use some shitty ZTE phone if you want
>>225900118You don't need a powerful phone. It's pointless.
>>225900106No, she’s just very practiced in sucking dick, and sticking the tongue out is supposed to protect the dick from lower teeth. Muscle memory kicking in
if my computer breaks im so completely cooked
If you don't find using a smartphone tedious you are a midwit.
Jake Gyllenhaal has no wife and kids, a strange thing for a man at his age.
>>225900156He's a fucking whore. He took Taylor Swift's virginity
>>225900144What's tedious about it?
>>225900156He's aromantic, like myself and Vanessa Bayer.
>>225900170Imagine taking her foot virginity
>>225900180Everything, if you're a desktop PC user.
Is it Hallowe'en yet?
>>225900180Everything is overly simplified to be usable with simple finger swipes or hand gestures. It's designed for unimportant bullshit and made so retarded monkeys can use it. Nothing important or serious is ever done on a "smartphone".
>>225900188the average desktop pc costs 1600 USD before taxes, and thats not counting operating system, monitor, or other peripherals.
>>225900188Do you never leave your house? If you're talking about posting on 4chan I agree. when I'm on my phone I'm just a lurker
>Bank of America>US Bank>Bank of United States>United States Bank of America>Bank of USAat least we have cool names for our banks
I used to go to the pharmacy to get free Nicorette gum (it was free under a quit-smoking program) and then sell it on Facebook Marketplace.
>>225900203No it doesn't you mongoloid. You can get a powerful LAPTOP in Canada for $1,000 shitty Canadian dollars. You can build a desktop for that too. The only reason to build some giga rig desktop is for hardcore vidya or video/music editing.
>>225900203iPhone 18 Pro Max 2TB is CA$3,700
>>225900216What is it? The Bank of Canada?
peptides literally raise your iq
>>225900216wells fargo is a pretty cool name
god shiny hunting suuuuuuuuuuucks
>>225900231The Bank of Canada is our central bank like your Federal Reserve
Our big banks are named after cities
>>225900227iPhone18Pro 256GB Blackonly $23.63 away from $2,000
>>225900259ah yes the City of Royal and the City of Imperial Commerce
>>225900203That's a gaming PC, retard. You can have a good internet surfing and gooning PC for like $150.
For me it's Scotiabank, the Bank of Nova Scotia.
>>225900212When I leave my house, I don't want to be on a phone. I spend enough time at home on my PC. Outside is offline time.
>>225900275I don't like small banking fees.I use Tangerine.I'm trying to figure out KOHO but I got lazy.
>>225900239Did they name it after the TV show
Why do iPhones have 1 & 2TB storages now and Samsung doesn't?
>>225900293Samsung’s core demographic of poor people wouldn’t be able to afford it, so they don’t bother
>>225900288Do you have a job?
>>225900298daylight savings? what is this?
>>225900239Terry A Davis would use that bank.>>225900293The only people that I know use Samsung are leeches to society and their families. Only retards use Samsung. Imagine using a phone from a country that is on the verge of ww3 from its own people (north Korea)I'd rather use Sony of anything Taiwan or even Chinese made.I don't take Korea seriously.
>>225900314Yes, which involves sitting at a computer all day.
>>225900298What the hell
>>225900293Apple users want to bring their entire collection of CSAM with them when they travel, they grew tired of having to choose on their trips to Montreal and Dubai.
>>225900317some provinces got rid of time changes.
>>225900273>for like $150.you cant even get a gpu for 150.
>>225900333You can get a GPU for $20. You know nothing.
>>225900327I think the opposite is true. Pedos think that android won't be able to be searched or traced to them
>>225900333What do you mean? Chromebooks cost nothing
>>225900347google tracks what you do in chromebooks
>>225900346ok pedo
When's the last time you cracked open a reader's digest
>>225900354ok pedo
>>225900352Not surprised that's what teachers want kids to use
Samsung products were good 20 years ago. Now they're just bloatware filled shite like LG or Roku or any other trash. Android is GOOGLE which makes it faggotshit by default.Apple is the epitome of a soy boy enterprise; it attracts nothing but degens and minorities with delusions of grandeur. If you think ANY of this shit is good or cool you are an unforgivable faggot and will be going straight to Hell when you die. Fucking fags arguing about your gay bugman trinkets.
>everything is bad>you are not allowed to like anything
>>225900385this is pure cope, accept your fate and burn in Hell faggot.
>>225900379This is all true. That said girls won't fuck you if you have an android
I'm watching House on Haunted Hill on TCM
>>225900391Get his ass
>>225900379reddit spacing
>>225900379>Android is GOOGLEI can't tell how brain dead you are. Android is Linux, nigger faggot.Yeah, go head. Ban me. Holy fuck. What a retarded fucking brain dead niggerlicious fucking faggot fuck face. I love federal agents because I want them to rape my asshole. Mmmm.
>>225900397this is an illegal Mexican border hopper take.Are you stuck in 2016 little nigger?
Currently seething about how Disney ruined Luke Skywalker
>>225900434I am white and you are a jeet. That's my take
whomst druk n hihttps://youtu.be/7W63ChSNby4?is=K28y0yyjk9OrIPFU
SJ on a normal one
chimping out
>>225900000
Sly Cooper 2 is the best video game ever made and don't you forget it
>>225900511Super Mario World*
I hate to say it, but I am a mama's boy
finna shower with VERY cold water
mexican niggas cant afford hot water
stilly shiny hunting
>>225900579Yes they can. They have those suicide shower head things.
>>225900654those are brazilians
>>225900579That sucks. Hopefully AI robots will build heaters for them soon.
>>225900687they got em in mexico too
pain
hunger
>>225900834https://youtu.be/dPYZJk6nA9s
>>225900893
Ordered a new duvet for my bed. One way trip to comfy town.
Imitation crap
Jason
>>225900298Yep. First time since I used to lived in Saskatchewan there will be no time change. I hated it and I'm glad Alberta got rid of it finally.
>>225900981You are Jason
>>225900988Saskatroon
How about daylight savings maxxing where there are four time changes in the year
>>225901018I miss it except for the wind and the forever winter. At least alberta gets chinooks so there are some weeks from November to April i don't want to kill myself.
>>225901035Idk if I could hack it on the prairies
Why isn't 4chan doing the spooky thing
YOU CAN TELL ME THAT YER DOG RAN 'WAYYYYYYYbut then you tell me that it took 3 days
Malfoid
shiny hunting suuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks
>>225901153memes these days fucking suckonce upon a time we had good memes like rickrolling and harambe
never found harambe memes funny
Sexo con queso
>>>/wsg/6260718corr
>>225901380Malfoid is hot though
>>225901380>memes these days fucking suckConsequence of India and Latin America coming online alongside Western countries getting browner too
>>225901153Normiest porn in a fat minute
shut up
>>225901614fuck outta here
Why don't the Midterm elections take place on January 21st 2027, to be exactly 2 years of the presidential term?
>>225901688January 20th 2027*
I can smell my own asshole
>>225901501Malfoid was made by and for white faggots and nasty little chinkmen
>>225901761Hit the road dude
id like to smash zoom zoom's clavicle with a ball-peen hammer
>>225901688Why should they? The presidental election took place in Nov 24 and the electeds mostly took office Jan 25, so it roughly matches
>>225901809Why
My wifi went out and I don't know whyI'm using data right now
mike stoklasa has beautiful eyes
>>225901822>and the electeds mostly took office Jan 25, so it roughly matchesAh ok, I thought the electeds will took office immediately. Thank you.
HAPPY SPOOPSY POOPSY REDDIT DAY YOU NORMGROID FJCKS DONT FORGET TO HAVE SEX AT ALL THE PARTIES
Damn my motherfucking nigga cpt picard died
>40% thc 42%cbd vape
i had a black friend in highschool and the only reason he was fairly popular was because he was extremely white washed and could never pass as a "nigga". it really shows how much deep dislike the races have for niggatry.
Ancient medicine was close to right, but they were hamstrung by their being too embarrassed to take semen seriously as a fifth humor
>spookyAnd we're back
Harry Potter is pretty lame, those magic wand fights are gay
>>225902254link OCS link
Neetgawds ww@ to carry the /cum/flame
>>225903216nothing cool about being a neet. this shit sucks
>>225903216I'm a student sorry
Please god, give a plus sized white American gf then I'll work
>>225903761>give a plus sized white American gfShe'll be half decomposed with a fent addiction but your wish is my command
>>225903857zoom zoom sama...!!!
Alefantis here. It's been over a decade and yet you chuds continue to harass innocent little me. Yes I posted weird pictures of kids including one with ductape on her mouth, a baby with a price tag, and featured bands in my restaurant that openly used symbols the FBI has identified as those used by child traffickers but it was all just a le coincidence a le xD meme. I'm just a le humble pizza man despite being friends with some of the most powerful elites in the world. I'm the real victim here.
>>225903918pizzagate wasnt real you are an undiagnosed paranoid schizophrenic cope retard
>>225904019Yes exactly thank you for your support. Child trafficking by an innocent humble pizza man like myself, completely ludicrous theory.
pizza pizza
So yesterday I ate a bag of chips, an entire supermarket chocolate cake, two McDonalds burgers and fries.Needless to say I am having a very unpleasant poop right now!
Taco bell breakfast timeFuck yeah
>big fap time>guy has massive donger, probably medically enhanced>"Eh, I cum fast anyways so hopefully it doesn't get too weird.">guy starts sucking his own cock>... guy starts sucking his own cock??why is porn like this
>>225906853Why are you watching professional pornography
>>225906853I used to be able to do that
cum
I don't watch porn with guys in it. That's gay.If it's not my own dick, i don't want to see it
not sure i bothered waking up today
>>225907026hmm good point, I just think that porn with toys is so weird and lame and fingering sounds incredibly painful because you're penetrating someone's vagina with nails
I want to go to america as ilegal, vote for trump, join ICE and deport myself back to El Salvador
>>225904313It never happened you dumb fuck schizo take your meds. Our orgies only ever involved teenaged aged boys over the age of consent. And all the real parties take place in the oval office not some dingy pizza parlor
I've been to Chile and Puerto Rico. Chill places, though Puerto Rico gets really fucking hot. Love the food in Chile, tan bonito o algo nigguh
>YOU WILL BE STANDING OUTSIDE BEFORE I ARRIVE>YOU WILL NOT TALK ON THE PHONE IN MY CAR>IF YOU MAKE ME WAIT MORE THAN 30 SECONDS I AM LEAVING>YOU WILL SAY HELLO AND ASK ME HOW MY DAY IS>YOU WILL SIT IN THE BACK RIGHT SEAT>YOU WILL NOT SLAM THE DOOR>YOU WILL TIP ME 40% IN CASH NO MATTER HOW SHIT MY DRIVING IS>IF YOU DO NOT FOLLOW ANY ONE OF MY RULES I WILL RATE YOU 1 STARTotal uberjeet death
>>225907169>retard is still using ubers and doesn't have a licenseeither you're not 18+ or you're genuinely a nigger
>>225907190I have seizures so I can't drive. I normally take waymo now but robotaxies can't handle any rain harder than a drizzle.
Remember when that one DC intern posted a video of him getting fucked by another dude in Congress? That was funny
>>225907223in that case I might be the retard here. Are you living on your own? Do you not have anyone to help you get around?
>>225907264>Are you living on your own?Yes>Do you not have anyone to help you get around?No, I moved a few states away from family when I was still healthy. Now because the job market is dogshit I can't really afford to move back. I've gotten used to not having a car for the most part though, I just despise rideshare drivers
>>225907190I don't know how much an uber costs but airport parking is 140 a week so might be cheaper if you have no friends and aren't too far
Business idea: Ai generated dog rescue poop tube channel showing fake videos and pictures of emaciated dogs and asking for donations
bit spoogy when a flock of geese flies honking by
>>225907226how could one forget
WTF IS THIS SHITTUMBLR????fuckin trannies
>>225907576miaw miaw miaw miaw
You activated my trap card! *Throws lethal amount of fentanyl at you*
hey guys i brought donuts
watchin destiny
>>225907898i'll take both the boston cremes
>>225907898I call the fritter
>>225907898I'll take both the maple bars
>>225907853Your attack misses because I'm already doing the fent lean
>>225907983Ma ma MASAKA??
Another day in the penis mines
bought a bikejoining the cunt side of the road with intent of pushing the boundaries even further
>>225907898Tiny groyper snack
>>225907898I'll take the white with sprinkles
Goddamn /shit/ is filled with freaks. Every once in a while I get curious and I always regret it
>>225907898Too much frosting idkDoesn’t look appealing at all!
american freedom momenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-zaoNml0sY
>>225908326Hearing "Dear father..." in such a mundane setting is honestly kinda kino, cringe as it really is
>>225908355dark father*
>>225908312their shit leaks into here enough to where I have no reason to explore the icebergi don't even remember the last time i looked at outer /int/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9NYDgbKsBE
Most people would be better off practicing polyamory instead of monogamy. We didn’t evolve to feel sexual love towards only one person in our entire lives, and it’s not realistic to expect one person to meet all of one’s needs. The main obstacle to polyamory is jealousy, and people underestimate how manageable that is.
>t. Ethan Klein
tfw no south african gf
>2 hours via public transport >driving takes 30 minutes but there's no parking>Lyft costs $30 + tip one wayfuck the car companies for not designing walkable cities
https://voca.ro/1oAFpPCZZAPH
They just caught an illegal trying to destroy the Iwo Jima monument in Virginia
you won't like me when im hangry
>>225909066gun squad that somali
>>225909066An illegal Japanese immigrant?
>>225909095He was from Mejico
>>225909095You ain’t talking right cuz you a kike. Treat em foreal or get back on your death bike. Thoughts and prayers for all my power tripping pro life psychos
>>225909063https://voca.ro/16D5pzs19O6K
>>225909095>>225909101>Miguel Alonso Maldonado Soriano
>>225899837im watching the american civil war videos on youtube mcclellan became the commander after the battle of vull run on todays episode
>>225909164엠창
>>225909137Ummm actually it's >>ミゲル・アロンソ・マルドナド・ソリアーノ
Woke up got out of bed dragged a comb through my pubes
>>225909164Lmfao Koreans be like>떡볶이 하나 주세요.
time to watch ernest scared stupid
>>225909047my city was running a public transport campaign trying to say it saves time and money, but it only works in the city and once you're in the metropolitan areas it's exactly how you described it. 3 lane stroads are cancer
Haitian dirt cookies for breakfast
>Used to desperately want to fuck Katy Perry back in ~2012>Check out how she's agedjesus christ
>>225909349watch how you talk about my girl, son
>>225909349https://voca.ro/1kdHX7stL2Zb
yotsuba b on
What faction/ruleset is /cum/ playing in WoW Forever?
Reminder that your beloved Elon (richest man, savior of the white race, space commander) is literally African.
what is a zainichi
crazy how FK transitioned, gave birth to a child and coverted to liberalism in such a short period of time
>>225909568sociopathic criminal foreigners behind all of japans problems
I suck and I dont deserve to be happy
Average canadian.jpg
>>225909664Bro MIGHT be Chinese...
Woke up at 9 AM today
>>225909664>The Lolita Line LOL
End of the line
>>225899837Greathttps://youtu.be/7W63ChSNby4?is=KwjPybqHmQZdZ3Nb
>>225909796....THE LOLITA LINE!
I walk the line
Les rêves des amoureux sont comme le bon vinIls donnent de la joie ou bien du chagrin
ok but what does that have to do with the price of tea in peoria?
terminus. tout le monde descend
>>225909664great shame upon entire famiree
>>225909796everyone off themselves
chicken fried chicken livers and a cold one for lunch
I need to Peatmxx my thyroid so i dont feel so chilly
>>225909931>t.
>>225909988ok my negro
>>225909890t's fokke zef poes
>>225909988I like this fish's face
going to be a rainy halloween this year
>>225910016
DOTSmaxxing
>>225909552> subscription-based gamesew! gross!
>>225910038:D
A while ago I was hanging around my 4 year old niece and eating an apple, and she turned to me and said, "Uncle Anon, why are YOU eating an apple?" This left me confused, but I just realized that she asked this because she had never seen an adult eat a piece of fruit before. She's being raised by people who eat the Standard American Diet
>>225909552AllianceNormal (PvE)
>>225910111Maybe she has only met adult chads who prefer a pear
Mom won't let Dad play WoW because they almost broke up over it back in the dayI looked at it once but it seems really boring, like what even is the appeal of standing for hours doing nothing? And the art is kind of crappy imo
>>225910203I have a pear tree in my yard, but they're only good to eat for a very short time
>>225910214>like what even is the appeal of standing for hours doing nothing?What is this in reference to? Even when I'm queued up for dungeons or pvp I quest or craft in the meantime
>>225910214>Mom won't let Dad play WoWLook at yoko breaking up the guild
boomers invented iphones then blame zoomers for using iphones
>>225910142>PvE>Not PvP>Not even RP>Just straight PvEThat's like gay sex with eye contact, you are the WORST!p.s. invite to asmond layer
Cum real nigga themehttps://youtu.be/aAQ8WrK9D4E
>>225910214For us millenials it's a social experience as much as a game, it's basically a chat room with a RPG built into. Zoomers don't seem to 'get' the concept of social games
>>225910264Those are just both standing brainlessly in an area clicking the same buttons over and over its like the millenial version of minecraft but you pay monthly to waste your life accomplishing nothingDo you at least listen to podcasts or something while you "play"
>>225910445Why not just use a chat room lol
>>225910445>For us millenials*Mercilessly beat you*
>>225910398>boomers invented and dumbed down most of modern tech>boomers also can't figure out how to use modern tech>it's so dumbed down that even zoomers don't understand the basicsthe elite really just want everyone to be retarded
in 800 years of existence, the university of oxford has put out one study: asian women like white men
>>225910480because a chat room doesnt give you an excuse to go meet up with the bros every night or weekend when you get some spare time like a video game does. It's also interactive.
>>225910548Uh you could meet up with your friends in realspace did you know that? Even deadass D&D is better than wow for when you can't all hang out and go uncing together because at least the dungeon janny has to create maps and scenarios
god just kill me already
New Age racists don't even know what Bix Nood and Gibsmedat means
I don’t have any friends IRL nor online.I have a wife and a daughter.And I have instagram.
>>225910638Much more difficult to get the time to leave the house after working a full time job and spending time with your wife and kids. I told you it wasn't something zoomers understood
>>225910682I also have no friends but have a wifeNo kids though
Use this for the new
>>225910700Ok but how does that apply to you a 45 year old gooner on 4chan
>>225910721Weird projection but okay, glad I could educate you zoomie
>>225910700I’m a zoomer with a wifeIn fact, all of my zoomer friends are married but we’re still 97-99 zoomers
>>225910453>Do you at least listen to podcasts or something while you "play"Sometimes, depending on what I'm doing, but I still have a functional attention span and am capable doing most things without constant stimulation
>>225910762Americans grow up so fast
>n-no...you never met her...my wife and kids and job go to a different school hehlmao.
>>225910453Usually people sit in discord and chat with their friends lol
>>225910784My wedding was on October 7th 2023My uncles Jewish girlfriend kept interrupting people’s conversations to tell them about the attack in Israel but nobody really cared
>>225910826Lel
hello
>>225911054Henlo :3Make the new will ya
new>>225911098>>225911098>>225911098
