roy edish
poo willy bum
>>225907011Lemonhope II sub edish
It's time...final getsuga tenshou.
Mad how we'll all be dead in 100 years and in 200 years no one will ever even know we existed
F
>>225907020r9k is gonna freak out even more when I find a gf and have sex. they dont want me to "stop fucking dogs" - they want me to be a miserable virgin like they are the moment these sexless freaks learn I am sexually active it will end their world and they will cry even harderthats not what they are asking when they tell me to stop fucking dogs or "being a pedo" (even though im not)
>>225907052*taps watch*
>>225907052our posts will live on
`Mousey` is great .. ok ..
>>225907053WHATFUCK
>>225907052people barely know i exist right now
>>225907055I genuinely want you to stop being attracted to dogs
>>225907053source?
Tilde doing his MouseGPT gimmick
i do not enjoy ` roy ` edish
>>225907051we all love her ok
>>225907093no>>225907100shut the fuck up Tildethe least you could do is keeping your trip on
>>225907091Brutal fridge build
why did brits cede ownership of their general to their worst schizo posters
mousenonce sweet as a sugar plum
telegram for mr rorke
>>225907100>MouseGPTThat takes me back
>>225907085we know you exist
i posted the end of this week's roy story before the middle pages and for that i apologise i will atone for my error
>>225907091yep. that's a bloke alright
we got ` roy ` edish before gta 6 ok
Mousenonce meltdown because he's been called out on his paedophillia and animals fucking tendencies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVLe36-L2Z4
anyone here ever taken part in a threesome/foursome/gangbang?
>>225907138it`s not nice what your saying about him ok
>>225907133sc
>>225907104fuck off you evil ghoul
>>225907109You admitted to having cp
and theres the name onkeep it on you retarded troon. your posts are dogshit by the way
>>225907149No but I regularly watch mukbangs
>>225907152He said it himself, I'm just repeating what he himself has admitted to
rorke hugging his malfoid body pillow as he drifts off to slumberland
>>225907053>In a 1971 interview, Baker stated that his father was Jewish.[13]
wtf is wrong with you guys?
>>225907138you are a convicted paedophile
>>225907173Benis
>>225907085no I just wish you were 16+. when you turn legal age you will definitely get married easily
>>225907184No I'm not
>>225907182fucking hell. that's what cabbage night is for, to terrorize these pansies into conforming
*gets dragged kicking and screaming into the new*
>>225907184thanks janny. put that troon in its place (r9k with their pedo friends)
right well
Need this right now tbqhwy(The pizza slice btw, not the asian)
>>225907209>asianthat is a Chinaman not an "Asian" you weeb cunt
dog raping something:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVLe36-L2Z4
>>225907193troon = paedo
>>225907220gp
insane how much /k/ope is losing this year
>>225907209nah you wanna kiss the chinese fella
>>225907209that’s a big ‘za
shagged this girl last night
>>225907228Moron
epic rap battles of history mousenonve versus heatherpaedoooooo
nearly time for gymtoil. big coffee and an even bigger poo first ofc thoughbeit
>>225907239did you smell her pits
Tilde is ok and Mouse is also ok I like both
>>2259072354U
>>225907240paedo
>>225907239nice
She ignored Rorke back in high school but now he's a trending topic she wants to "grab a coffee" lmfao
>>225907203Don't thank yanks that low even for you mouse
dogs cant be sex-
>>225907239post tits
>>225907149i only touch myself
>>225907255ok
Mousey is too angry to reason with
saw a picture of exberg and she got fat
>>225907239midfoidstill probably has had 200+ guys fuck her
>>225907258You're defending a paedophile with cp on their computer you're a paedo
>>225907271nigga...
>>225907289She won
Tilde is too desperate and coping to reason with
perchance
>>225907302paedo
>>225907322Moron
true crime functions as the same release value as conspiratorial thinking to mask the real conspiracies
>>225907239She doesn't look very cool or stylish. Probably listens to Imagine Dragons and has a dead Instagram aesthetic.
The average 18-35 year old male today is a Stone Cold Incel while the average 18-35 year old female has some insane double digit body count.
its always the most dogshit LQ posters that put on trips, isnt itlets stop talking about them now
EW and Mouse are two cheeks of the same arse
>>225907334fucking screaming i dont know why was the exact song on her profile
>>225907331paedo
wine and a wank this afternoon
pesto
had enough of all this shit yesterday with people negging me
imagine being a little explorer fella and seeing this thingwould give me the chills
You didn't have to suuuuuuuck meee oooff
>>225907340wonder if its true that being promiscuous ruins your brain forever meaning that you can never form a normal loving relationship and will always seek more and more cock
gonna start taking Minoxidil on 1st January 2027
>>225907377He's not going to fuck you cody
>>225907400gp
>>225907400I wish id get sucked off
>>225907340Who cares. The past doesn't matter.
>>225907397he prowlin'
Most black and white people get along pretty well but nobody gets along with Indians and Pakis.It's common to see black and white lads hanging out with each other but pakis/jeets only hangout with their own
>>225907414same
>>225907401Download Grindr and find out
>>225907397why
Imagine being in a friendship trio like Adam, Stavros and Nick. Well even that friendship came to an end and none of them have families.
watching some streams
Its that time
>>225907461
my life is so fuckin weird holy shit
highly recommend the cbbc children's stories read by celebritieswatched Natalie Dormer's ones and just about ripped my cock off
>Three strip clubs in the centre of Cardiff have won permission to stay despite calls for them to be closed. Campaigners and members of the local community called for Dusk Till Dawn, For Your Eyes Only and the Playhouse Gentlemen's Club, all on St Mary Street in Cardiff, to have the renewal of their sexual entertainment venue licence denied, but Glenn Nicie, managing director of the three clubs, has won his fight to renew his licences for at least another year.Based>Objecting to the licences, Cllr Sarah Merry, Cardiff’s deputy leader, argued that strip clubs contributed to a culture of misogyny towards women, many of which, she said, didn’t feel safe walking through St Mary Street at night. She also rejected claims the character of the street had not changed, saying that there was “probably not an area of Cardiff that has changed more over the last 15 years”. The deputy added that such clubs have “no place in Cardiff in the year 2026”.It's the current year + 11, chuds.
Every year a bunch of louts with a cricket bat prowl my street on Halloween around midnight, smashing any pumpkins that have been left outsideOn display outside my house is the biggest, juiciest-looking pumpkin I could find at the market, carved beautifully and generally looking like an irresistible targetWhat the lads won't realise this year, however, is that I've hollowed out a section of the wall the pumpkin is sitting on, with enough space for me to crouch within it. I will be sitting there, my bollocks stuffed through a tiny aperture just under the pumpkin. Despite looking like an ordinary pumpkin, I will of course have stretched my poor ballbag around the entire thingCan't begin to describe how I feel right now. Having my bollocks smashed to smithereens and kicked and smeared down the pavement will feel like ecstasy. Let me tell you, my ballsack is ready to meet its maker tonight lads
For the Pat poster!!
>>225907508my life is boring
>>225907458its legs are too long?
>>225907490leave it alone
my journey with Amazon starts NOW!!!
>>225907490Only Opie managed to take a biological female wife and have children
>>225907521Rest in power EastEnders
all the 4chan racebaiting BBC bullshit has Fried my brain
>>225907461I was just listening to an ep on my run an hour ago.
reminder if you would like glowing green greentext you can update your computer now:>>225902513>>225902513>>225902513
wont really want glowing green text
Greenis
>>225907549
jerk your worthless greenis
>>225907574Earth Rocker.
>>225907549Anthony was married ok Also Opie's family has left him and he streams every day to 30 viewers
The dreaded slowdown
Mister, can you tell me where my love has gone?It's my Japanese pornI woke up one morning and my love was goneOh, my Japanese pornOoh, I miss my Japanese porn
Eating potato chips thinking about Utah
backtick tranny 'cord raid wahey
>>225907623>chips>Utah>EatiingFOY
getting on the international dating app to see if i can get a visa elsewhere
suns already setting
nth for jewish women
Comfy.
>>225907655Never had a 'job me, went down on the ex multiple times but she never sucked me off. I reckon she would have done if I'd asked but having a passive gf who never takes the initiative is a turn off for me.
>>225907604what a saga that was
Lads, how to get a Hannah Spencer gf?Does she like der Große Deutsche Hahn (GDH)?
>>225907604>>225907683Who the fuck are all these people you're talking about?
>>225907683shit wrong picture lol
>>225907695couldnt believe shes only 35how do you look like that at that age
Isn't this the same Halloween theme as last year!? Lazy!
>>225907705old american shock jock radio show
>>225907714You would know. 4chan is your life.
>>225907713in what way does she not look in her mid 30s
>>225907713She's probably vegan and they age like arse
>>225907705a very spooky radio showhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx8jTJLfG1M
United collapse
just put my thermal longjohns on and got back into bed
>>225907725I often don't know how my countrymen know about obscure yank shit.
These are the hands of a 35 year old British woman. It's over for us
England
>>225907728You would know 4chan is my life. 4chan is your life.
>>225907762maidstone that
>>225907678I thought English women were very sexually forward, no ?
>>225907560why would i like that
kill 999,999,999,999,999,999 people
>>225907779Yeah probably but I think she had genuine autism and struggled to communicate
>>225907769Your life is my life. I love you.
Stav is actually from the same Island that my grandparents are from and around 2021-2022 we were there at the same time, I realized that when I listened to an episode and he talked about his vacation. It wouldve been nice to have a pic with fat no tooth Stav.
why did they make images fade in on hover on special theme when in tomorrow they show instantlythese are the real questions
>>225907792You are my world.
well, there's rorke gone then, finally we can have a real thread
Can't believe Maya fumbled the celebrity Traitors. If I were in there instead of that dumbass nigger Kenny I'd have outsmarted all this Traitors, been Maya's knight in shining armour and got her to nosh me off as thanks in the watch tower
I'm in fucking Minecraft
Fuelling up for tonight's piss upYou lads out tonight?
Autumntide in England.
>>225907758She's blitz>>225907762Noice
>>225907813>dumbassFOY
had my lunch and let me tell you i needed it
you lads are posting in the official laugh at australia thread on /sp/ yes?
>>225907823I ate like a pig an hour ago, chicken and rice and a salad and airyan.
Fletch, Coisty and Joe Cole are having some great banter in the commentary booth
>>225907758>35 year old is old hag we know
stop doing that
rorke apoplectic https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1793455175338163.mp4
where to find autistic recluse women to date
>>225907870dont mind joe colethe other two can fuck right off
>>225907842>find that thread>it was posted by an indianfirst and last mistake. i won't be so kind next time. got it? good.
me and my friend used to play the "scooby doo game" where I'd go under his bed and he'd come down and dry hump me
>NovaOnline has a girlfriend and I dontjust about fucking had it
>>225907797If I had to guess, it's a bug related the handling of the dancing skeletons. The skeletons aren't one image but rather a set of different dancing skeleton gifs. The transition from one skeleton to the next is managed via a fade in / fade out. I'd guess whichever process is handling that has been applied wholesale to new images being loaded into an existing thread.So when you hover over a new image, it's being handled the same way a new dancing skeleton is, by fading in.
United getting clackered by the worst Chelsea side of the PL era
manure manuring hard right now
bag, nice and ripped
why did Churchill value the lives of German officers over his own subjects, who are starving?
>>225907926um thats rape you sick fuck
>>225907936deskosten
failed to pull yet again at the gay sex party last nightsucks to be me
>>225907938because famine or no famine, the Indians will breed like rabbits
>>225907938what would you have done about the famine
Manchester City XI: Gianluigi Donnarumma; Matheus Nunes, Josko Gvardiol, Ayyoub Bouaddi, Abdukodir Khusanov, Rúben Dias; Iliman Ndiaye, Elliot Anderson, Enzo Fernández, Jérémy Doku; Erling HaalandBrighton & Hove Albion XI: Bart Verbruggen; Costinha, Olivier Boscagli, Chema Andrés, Luka Vuskovic, Lewis Dunk, Maxim De Cuyper; Diego Gómez, Pascal Groß, Yasin Ayari; Charalampos Kostoulas
>>225907962give the straight sex party a try tonight
/fr/ are slagging us off over this one
>>225907999they wont let me in to that
picking kale out of my teeth
>>225907993having anything more than a cursory interest in football is pathetic
>>225907978she ever get naked?>>225907962that is fucking GRIM if you cant pull at a gay sex party
*drinking tea, eating a jaffa cake, watching soccer, reading english literature, misremembering the word "anglophile"*Yeah, I guess you could say I'm a bit of a pedophile
newport vs cardiff at swindon station #firm #lads #awaydays
>>225907993come on you seagulls
at the gay sex party asking people to pull my finger
>>225908012>she ever get naked?yes shes a pornstar
>>225908012yes i am grimhit on 3 girlsall rejected me
idearestart slavery sell the refugees back to their home countriesuk makes billions
any novel treatments for depression yet?
>>225908033find your passion
Feeling lovely and warm with my heating on. Might whack a jumper on too.
>>225908033
>>225908033ketamine unironically
>>225907967I am not Indian as you can see by my flag.>>225907973if it happened at the same time as the defeat of Germany, I would have taken all of the food from Germany and distributed it to the subjects of the British Empire, who are in need
>>225908023need her drugged up on pregabilin and alcohol so this cow cant even stand up
Still pissed off last night me. Garn town now for a few jars xhttps://youtu.be/UBhdIcb84Hw?is=1MAiOnyF2m0NVrtK
>>225908033There are clinical trials for low doses of MDMA to help kickstart your serotonin uptake.
Fuck's sake I'm shiiting out of my piss fuck. Shit rape fucking in a shit, then it pisses out of my handy little shit
ECRET NORTH LONDON LOCATIONA secret warehouse rave dedicated to the sounds that shaped the underground and continue to push it forward.Expect a journey through UK rave music in all its forms.From jungle and hardcore to garage, grime, dubstep, bass, breaks and beyond. Multiple generations of artists, selectors and MCs come together for a night built around heavyweight sound, dark corners and early-hours energy.The lineup and location remain under wraps for now.31.10.26Last Entry: 2AMSecret warehouse location revealed to ticket holders closer to the event.Limited advance tickets available before the full announcement. Event admin BPMLondon Update this event Last updatedanyone going to this
>>225908054Yes, Irish people are evil. This much we agree on.
would it be possible to hire a female escort and also hire a separate male bbc escort and have him fuck her while I watch? Would they do that?
at the gay sex party selling MDMGay
>>225908023Who is she
>>225908081diego will be going. lots of fit lads
>>225908112anri okita
Hate how emotional Minecraft music makes me. I'm such a pathetic incel loser
>>225908081yeah got the location text about half an hour ago
>>225908113why do they dress like little japanese girls
>>225908099You'll typically encounter more resistance from the woman in this scenario, at least in my experience. Most are more comfortable getting fucked than being watched, and keep in mind that some escorts don't accept black customers at all
>>225908122fk not come through for me yet>>225908115its str8
where’s gorpheus
>>225908054Find it hard to believe this is a moral stance when they made it clear they would side with Nazi Germany if it meant reunification
>>225908113would like to do the sex with this female
I hope Halloween is a massive let down for everyone this year. It's had way too much hype, especially on TikTok. I want to see people saying it wasn't that good.
>>225908136here lad51.5404° N 0.1407° Wdon't tell the rozzers
>>225908150utterly bizarre post
>>225908150i hope everyone has a nice time and no one gets hurt
>>225908154br
>>225908141You zoomers and your fucking flat cages. Back in my day we at least wanted to see the shape of the clitty
>>225908141don't like those cages, prefer the ones where you can still at least see the knob
>>225908090>>225908142like 10% of ireland fought the nazis
Hull City XI: Konstantinos Tzolakis; Lewie Coyle, Ryan Giles, Nobel Mendy, John Egan, Semi Ajayi; Mohamed Belloumi, Tim Iroegbunam, Regan Slater; Oliver McBurnie, Elliot StroudIpswich Town XI: Christian Walton; Abdoul Ouattara, Leif Davis, Florentino, Issa Diop, Dara O'Shea; Abdul Fatawu Issahaku, Exequiel Palacios, Emersonn; Julio Enciso, Jaden Philogene
>>225908150your problem is that you go on tiktok
>>225908141yeah porn is definitely not frying peoples brains
why are man united so bad lol
Heil Britannia
>>225908131Why don’t women like being watched I thought they like the attention
Doctor I'm quite depressed is there any medication you can offer me?>well yes of course you see scientists and doctors have determined that depression is caused by low levels of a special brain chemical called SEROTONIN so we will be giving you a drug called sertraline which is works by increasing levels of serotonin in your brain!That's excellent doctor thank you.*months pass*Doctor the sertraline didn't work for. Is there any hope for a wretch like me?>why yes of course. Sometimes sertraline doesn't work for certain people. We're going to take you off that sertraline and put you on a type of drug called Citalopram instead.That's fantastic doctor. How does this new drug work?>well you see Citalopram is a special type of drug that raises levels of a special brain chemical called serotonin. So while Sertraline did absolutely nothing for you and you wasted months of your life taking it, we're going to get you on Citalopram now and it's going to really help your depression. Sort of like how filling up a bath tub with a cup results in a completely different filled-up-bath than if one filled up the same bath with the same water except using a glass instead of a cup! And don't worry; if the Citalopram doesn't work then we can always try: Escitalopram, Fluoxetine, Paroxetine, Fluvoxamine. Which all work by raising levels of a special brain chemical called Serotonin.
>>225908206I know. I need to gain a clue in a major way and stop with that muck. November will be my new start.
>>225908199lmao who the fuck told you that, it was 30,000 who were treated like traitors and criminals when they returned
>>225908203Mendy. Ajayi. Belloumi. Iroegbunam. Hull City has it all
>>225908213have you never stuck a dildo up your arse?
>>225908221because he's gone
I was genuinely 100% straight before the constant exposure to tranny porn here, now I wank to it regularly
>>225908229Wellbutrin might be what you're looking for.
>>225908229go see the blogposting virgin, everyone gets a good laugh looking at him
>>225908229she’s a real bad psych, honey!
>>225908255nothing gay about attraction to a beautiful trans woman
>>225908248hwhy would i do that
>>225908251who
>>225908255It's called growing up
>>225908278feels nice and its a bit kinky
>>225908268vgp
>>225908280Sir Alex
>>225908229yes it's all very simple when you pretend that the drugs just magically add serotonin to your brain and that fixes your depressionyou should become a doctor
why can foreners handle the bantz
I have a weird thing where when I'm out in public I feel so tense if someone talks to me my head starts shaking from side to side really quickly. I think it's because a lot of the tension is in my neck.
its wine o clock
>>225908334alri indian
>>225908330she's pretty
>>225908302always hated that cunt
>>225908255:/
>>225908017they love each other really
>>225908350
>>225908342It's not an Indian head bobble it's more like an Owl spinning it's head
>>225908262Only prescribed in the UK as a smoking cessation aid. Maybe a psychiatrist would prescribe it after you'd ran through 20 SSRIs and 2 SNRIs. Also the waiting list for a psychiatrist is 14 years so, erm, don't kill yourself or something in that period.
new>>>/mlp/43671598>>>/mlp/43671598>>>/mlp/43671598
>>225908334
can't believe how many gay people there are in these threads
>>225908369you can get it from asda by just pretending to be a smoker, if not you can get it from online pharmacies easily because its not addictive.last resort its on torzon
so thats helpernonce immediately going to posting about black cock isnt it
>>225908379lmao
trannies who like men are gay but men who like trannies are straight. thats what the science tells us.
going to play some video games soon
>>225908255i was into beastiality porn a few months ago
deeply unfunny thread
I'm not a blogposting "virgin" ok I'm a blogposting gigachad
>>225908459repulsive
HURRY UP DELIVRY OF CHINESE PERSON
>>225908411same
>>225908450what video games?
>>225908485Dios mio
>>225908471you clearly never had any sexo cats or chickens
>>225908512>>225908512>>225908512
>>225908510my cat is incredibly sexy but that does mean i'd sex her
i'm stuff
>>225908518EARLY! THIS IS EARLY!!
hahahahahahaha
