William Pitt the Elder, 1st Earl of Chatham edition
sir gear snorter
pathetic
DR Cheadle
>>225908556screaming so npc
>>225908553should I gear up tonight?
UK safest country. lol. Lmao
Gonna be so much ASS outside tonight
Chinky chinky chinaman went to milk a cowChinky chinky chinaman didn't know howChinky chinky chinaman pulled the wrong titChinky chinky chinaman's covered in shit
>>225908553cocaine is grim
Been following a lot of continental european right wing party politics lately and it's funny because it doesn't take much to get them to talk about annexxing their neighbouring countries and making other territorial claims.
>>225908575gwan son
For the few remaining real posters on here, you do realise these threads are mainly bots now dont you? You are talking to llm outputs from bots
>>225908556>>225908572Meanwhile they're going to be out tonight having a blast and you'll be posting here
>>225908512is he the one with the traffic cone on his head?
>>225908604i am bradley bot"poo scream" ok !!
>>225908601Have you looked into Slovakia and Hungary?
can they please turn the bots up so it feels like we're posting in a thread with more than 5 people?
Thanks Mouse for the score prediction. Made ₤1200 betting on that :`)
>>225908556some nice girls there could chat them up
>>225908616i'll probably go out solo and get wasted tbf
>>225908603
implying anyone here is realhalf the threads are bots talking to botsthe other half are humans arguing with LLMs without even realising itdead internet theory stopped being a theory and you still think you're having a conversation with Dave from accountingngmi
dead rorke theory
>>225908649sir reddit spacer
if you’re a billionaire would your assistant suck you off or is that just fantasy
kstimming
Lowercasemong loves his lil reddit theories
Gay mozart be like Rape mich im Arsch
>>225908681way too risky they could cash in for millions
>be North Korea>1974: order 1,000 Volvos from Sweden>refuse to pay for them>2016: steal $951M from Bangladesh Bank>2022: steal $625M from Ronin Network>2024: steal $308M from DMM Bitcoin>2024: steal $235M from WazirX>2025: steal $1.5B from Bybit>yesterday: steal $6.3B from Binance>crypto hacks now make up 1/3 of the north korea’s foreign currency revenue
>>225908681no, that a sexual assault lawsuit waiting to happen
Well off to /mug/ I go
>>225908668Rorke dindu nuthin. Get lost scaffolding. I’m a respected politician. It was CIA glow jiggers behind all this crap. You won’t even hit me in the face and give me a BLACK EYE
>>225908707Remarkably based and nobody can do sweet fuck all about it because they've got nukes
roar
>>225908649It's interesting that in your scenario where the thread is made up of bots and people you've determined that only the following interactions are happening:>people talking to bots>bots talking to botsIs there perhaps another type of interaction within a population that has 2 subsets (bots, people) that might be happening within this thread?
i unironically have an ai agent that posts here, just for banter really i don't think it harms the general
>>225908708>>225908702Literally what’s even the point of being a billionaire if you can’t have stuff like that
Binance should keep backups of their servers from now on ok
woke up at 40 hours in to my fast and im not even hungry at all
mousebot
can everybody please stop greentexting i made the mistake of adding glowing green to the halloween theme and i dont know where the code begins or ends to delete it properly now it looks like im playing fallout 3 and i've just told my dad i killed everyone in megaton thanks
>>225908556This is apparently the dead high street
>>225908771SCRpasses as well as the rest of em
>>225908741LMAO i didn't write that shit nigga chatgpt did
So... where are the fit london women I want to bang
>>225908752just have another bitch suck you off, whats the big deal
horse racing just seems like pure luck don’t see how the jockey changes anything
>>225908747mate said he did something similar a while back as an experiment
>>225908768just switch back to the yotsuba B theme mongo
>>225908771They can be this brazen and lefties just accept it
there used to be fierce resistance to even entertaining the idea this website is full of bots, not so much now
>Pine martens act as an unexpected ally for red squirrels in Northern Ireland by preying on invasive grey squirrels, helping native red squirrels recover
>>225908771Leftist accepting it until it happens LOL
rorke must pay for the murder of javits frimpong
>>225908792i dont speak japanese i dont know what that is
>>225908781london probably
>>225908783It’s not the same bruh
>>225908771good, more of this
>>225908771big pair of breast`s though I must say ..
>yotsuba B
bacon sammie lunch, oh whats that leftypol, its islamapharbic? piss off!
>>225908771goodness me
Sexo If I don't get a date I won't know what I'll do to find a gf
>>225908840howl
its like someone is playing a very long, cruel practical joke on this country and nobody has told us yet
>>225908840>Louis if you do not refresh the page and switch to the Special theme right now there's going to be a big furore!
>>225908774this is in islingtona lot of the general uk decline stuff doesnt apply
>>225908886this was 3 years ago ok diego is a changed man now
>>225908556How mindless is this. Makes you wonder about society. A few years ago they weren't doing this until they were told they should see Halloween as a big deal, then they collectively nodded and said yes haha>>225908616No the one percent will be having sex, and the rest will stand their bouncing around in the spot to the current top ten charts, some of those looking around self conscious thinking "am I doing this right" some wishing they weren't there, some wishing the opposite sex would give them some attention. Stuff that anyone in this thread is capable of taking part in if one chooses to. Try going to a party at least once and seeing how it actually is
Lads, how much should you spend on your gf for her birthday? Never done this before so no idea what's an appropriate amount
>>225908904that post was actually mouse
now the bots spin themselves around over "diego" (he's non-existent)
>>225908898Because of browns or tarqs? Pick on
>>225908905get toilberg flogged and flayed
SPOOOKY
>>225908906good golly thats a pair of mammaries
If I get rejected I might as least find ciggy butts... WEED ciggies
>>225908707how exceptionally based of them
>>225908906If an Oxford student needs to be told what a "nucleophile" is.. I think even Mousey could've taken a fair guess at it (though he prefers philes of the zoo type)
>>225908806its a bloody war up there
>>225908907They were injecting themselves with experimental "mRNA" (what?) technology 6 years ago. Nothing is off limits.
phoneposting not a fucking skeleton in sight
>>225908912theres no limit as long as you pick something good and have the means
>>225908771slaaay, queen!
>>225908912It'll be a meal out somewhere nice, some shit she's been eyeing or you know she'll like, some shit she can post on socials and be all happy about and show off about so probably around £300 minimum.
https://files.catbox.moe/x8guul.jpgHH
>>225908912depends how long you've been togetheralso on how much money you've got £50-£150depends if you're counting paying for her food / drinks on the day
>>225908959
nucleophile is when you stick your cock in the elephants foot
>>225908949Iancord in shambles
>>225908840yotsuba b is best though
i see spooky skeletons spooky skeletons spooky skeletons spooky spooky spooky spooky skeletons
>>225908992YJK he pointed out "phile" because it activated his autism or PTSD
>>225908875sc
a lot of you need to be removed from society
>>225909013dw i removed myself already
I'm getting all scared an' that because of Halloween
>>225908912just break up with her then get back together a few days after her birthday job done costs £0
>>225908997go blow yourself bitch
>>225909018ktim
>>225909013If you're a girl you can just lock me in my room if you want if you want me and are a girl. Just keep me as your bf
the skeletons are dancing perfectly to the music i'm listening to
>>225908960Kek that showed me that there is actually nothing they won't do if it becomes the thing to. Even calling for others to be killed for not following.This nation is actually mad. Be proud that you're in the 10% anon. Don't let wankers like that make out like you're the weirdo
>>225909024mental illness
>>2259089121 month's pay, gross
>>225909036The skeleton dances to whatever song you have going if it's the Tumblr post one
3 FACTS:1. The Soviet Union supplied food parcels to miners in Wales. 2. The Red Army Ensemble was welcomed at the Llangollen Eisteddfod.3. Russia has never been a threat to Wales.
Stay talking smack on the gram. Can’t touch this electric smack down. You probably suffer from a headache and on the lam. I prefer white girls and am not a stupid roofer, damn. Stay speaking truth because I hate scams. Look it up, it’s Parrish from the top down.
Girls will easily spend a grand or more on their bfs birthday mad how much they'll do
I seriously want to know why this woman thought it was normal to show her friends and family her Bum and Vagina. Wild
his dollhousinoma has metastasized ... theres nothing we can do
>>225908907>A few years ago they weren't doing thisbizarre supposition
>>225909062And all they actually want is a blowjob But leading by example innit
The University of Oxford
>>225909060the welsh mind craves a daddy figure
>>225909110studied there
When I win the traitors I will donate my winnings to gay transgender islamic vegan charities
>>225909087Well a bit more than a few. Do you feel better now that my comment is more accurate now? :)
>>225909110>>225909116never went to oxford or cambridgefeels bad manfeel very insecure about it
>>225909110planning to do my phd there>>225909116is it good
>>225909133i didn't either i actually just lied
>>225909115no, just friends Russia is not the enemy
these tesco onion rings are moreish
>>225909122yes I do x
hi goran
>>225908785uhhh yeah mate its gambling
Wish I went to Oxford or Cambridge but was too lazy and couldn't be arsed to put the effort in, and didn't like exams
scran
>>225909145how can you just lie on the internet like that
Finding a girlfriend now rather than later only changes how much I have to save on increments and the size of the increment to buy a sexy dark magician girl costume for my gf next Halloween (I'm poor)
>>225909182Fucking love taquitos why the fuck don't we have them here
Got a new patient in the psychward, can barely understand what he’s saying and he keeps slamming the doors at night
think the mental health and healthy eating connection is overratednever noticed it make any difference personally
how do you get a girlfriend
>>225909110got offered a place there but turned it down because I didnt want to participate in the woke lefty looney agenda
>>225909182Get them dipped.
>>2259091827 grams of bugs and rotten cheese by-products o algo
sir gaslighter
>degrees in the big '26there are computer programs, right now TODAY, that can solve research level problems. Million pound problems in mathematics and hard science. What do you think you are bringing to the table for employers in 3 years with your 2:1 degree from Spunkford-upon-Lyme university?wake up
SVEN SVEN SVEN SVEN SVEN GORAN ERIKSSON
i remember the clapping it was so weird it was so weird how empty streets were people just stayed at home
>>225909201billions of posts answering this question in the archive if youre interested
>>225909231link them thenhaven't got all day
>>225909172I thought that but people really do get their accounts limited by bet365 when they win too often, if the house ALWAYS won in the end then there would be no need to do that so clearly some people do have it figured out.
>>225909229Not me, I spent most of 2020 and 2021 abroad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7bwMr2W0DE
burnhams quite good actually
>>225909239No that's because of government stepping on them with anti fraud and gaming laws
>>225908960just because you don't know what mRNA is doesn't mean it's some weird wacky sci fi shit
Ao3 is down, I'm bloody fuming
>>225909254So was Starmer
>>225909237too busyim with my gf
>>225909169Great. Glad we achieved something amazing together
seeking asylum in "nigga" city
>>225909269remember when he became prime minister and literally one month later people in the media were calling him the "worst prime minister in history"? Mad how easy people are wound up
>so.. what kind of books do you read, anon?
>>225909287would love to have her as my bedwarmer sex slave
>I'm gonna travel back in time 5000 years to destroy the world, making the present not exist!>You can't do that! You can't go 5000 years back in time to destroy ancient Egypt to change the unfolding of time into legitness
i'll be posting the newhave a banger set up
>>225909308meds, now
>>225909264They were saying it's the solution to everything back then. Well what happened? Haven't heard a peep about it. GLP-1 doesn't use mRNA technology before you start.
see the thing about Starmer is, he always puts Walcott on too early
>>225909312fucking beyond grim how fast the human body just gives up
>>225909287They shouldn't be allowed near horsesAnd his head is the size of her torso!Idk about the men being around horses (they have a chip on their shoulder) but no doubt some black will be on camera crying about female "race traitors" "bruh"
>>225909219so having no degree is better?sound worse to me
>>225909312he spilled his drink on the floor so the carebames have punished him by putting him to bed hours earlyfucking evil creeps
>>225909312that is absurdly early, what is going on
chickety china, the chinese chicken
>>225909082can we see the vagina?
>>225909216I hate this shit. Why are modern politicians such amateurs? Is this what becomes of a nation when they need to appeal to the lowest common denominator?The only thing that happens if you keep talking about it, is it never goes away. Everyone in the past moved on from Jacobitism by pretending it was ancient history
>>225909319You would throw out this feeble impotence cope and die
>>225909219do you have an alternative to suggest?
>>225909198Everything is overrated. There's a million "do this and your quality of life will go through the roof" things. Just have a reasonably healthy lifestyle and that's the extent of it. If you want to feel amazing get rich, that's the one little trick that works wonders
>>225909357you need to see a doctor young man, you're losing your mind
>>225909324don't think they were saying thatit was just one vector by which the production of viral antigens could be induced IE a vaccine
>>225909348maaaaaaaate. that is racist. maaaaaaaaaate
>>225909354Turn your flipping display brightness up. It's at the bottom, well I should need to tell you where it is
I need a shit and piss BIGLY
>>225909359for me its getting (You)'s
>>225909369grow up
>>225909334You've been given access to programmable intelligence that's too cheap to meter. Use that to make money.
>A crisp sandwich is a popular British and Irish comfort food consisting of potato chips (crisps) sandwiched between two slices of buttered white bread.No way this is real... you english cunts really put potato chips between buttered white bread and call it a sandwich?? lmfao I refuse to believe this is real... please tell me it's not real??
>>225909333true
>>225909388
>>225909374remember when leftymong thought it was "bigly" but found out like 5 years later he was saying "big league"
>>225909312this was 11amthat's what makes it truly mental
reckon a few of you in this thread will be taking a little trip to dunelm
>>225909386how
>>225909388wow it's like i'm time travelling back to /int/ in 2014
>>225909388better with actual chips with salt and vinegar
>>225909348Got a drumstick and the brain starts tickinAlluah AkbarYippie Kiy ay ahThe south will rise again and the bad guys will go away
if the irish wanted a united ireland why dont they move a load of people from the republic to the north. really theyd only need 100000 or so to win
did the foreigner talk about le bad british food did heso original
>>225909327>fucking beyond grim how fast the human body just gives upMotherfucker has nothing wrong with him physically. He literally just wants to sit in bed, fart, shit, eat, talk to his teddy bears, listen to the Carpenters, and be lazy all day. If he looks like shit it's because he can't be bothered to get out of bed. He can't leave though because he might flash his Johnson out in public like before
it do be like that
UP THE SEAGULLS!!!
haven't slept for about 32 hours. feel like shit
fuck my gayporn life
>uk food badpost would have done numbers on 9GAG in 2011. Maybe throw in a line about "do they know WWII ended?". Gold.
Remember I told you guys about the personal training and nutrition course I'm doing to change my life. Well I got to the very last question and it expired. I obviously took too long to complete it. What a nice hefty chunk of money down the drain. Time too.It's ok though I have a job I can just keep doing this soul crushing job for life
>>225909339see >>225909336
>>225909433POTATO CHIPSBETWEEN WHITE BREADYOURE NOT EVEN TOASTING IT
>>225909439Hull lad will end you
>>225909378Niiice me too
remember that pic of the cum dripping off tims bellend
Pierre rattling the poms effortlessly
heh...did you know that british people...tee hee....british people have...bad teeth
>>225909430You scared me, I thought he died.Best Chip maker ever
>>22590946969%
>>225909468yeah it were peng x
got an ear infection and my ear wax now smells like fisk ok
FFS took a shit and one of the logs kissed my arsecheek and rollie pollied down it and no doubt smeared shit everywhere!
>>225909456You eat the legs of frogs mate pipe down
>>225909477literally this entire board for the last decade
>>225909448Kek
The White Race.
Brown man saying a percentage at me now, bizarre
>>225909449That's the thing about paid education courses though isn't it? At the end of the day it's just a long online survey with options 1-5 and you click through the pages and if it times out at the end then you've lost all your money. That's what paid education courses are isn't it?It's crazy you don't hear more people complaining about paying £9,000/year tuition and having all their money stolen when their Internet Explorer timed out on page 29/30 of the online survey portion of their degree.
>>225909469ill stick a knife in ya gut you strayan dog cunt
what would the world lose if SSM up and died tomorrow
>>225909490nobody but tourists eat thatcertainly not a comfort food either
>>225909485why did you think anyone wanted to know this?grow up, you fucking tit
Had to go into Iceland the other day. Genuinely disgusting shit hole had to hold my nose, do people actually shop in there?
>>225909485unsure of the logistics of thisdo you poo lying on your side? how big are your arse cheeks?
>>225909485this is good
why's he in bed all the time now? even at noon
>>225909509
>>225909516Cos it reeks of taking a shit nowOne of those shits that you didn't take in the bowl but like in the woods. Different smell to it 'kin ell
>>225909505what the hell are you on about
>>225909520never set foot in an Iceland or Farmfoods and can tell you right now I never will
What should I buy at the 24/7 grocery store near me
>>225909490and snails and the full body of a tiny bird crunching the bones and all they are SICK FREAKS
>fucking titcorr
why does scotland get free uni and free water when england and wales pay 9k a year and northern ireland pays 4k
>>225909549groceries
>>225909509cordies will have to find a new youtube freak to latch onto
>>225909516>>>225909521>>225909523Womp womp lil kilted zoomer
>>225909533at noon? that is MAD
>>225909520your mum goes there for her big shop and thinks kerry katona is a diva and your front garden is covered in rubbish
Might get some smoked salmon, actually
>>225909558Because Scotland is a welfare state that is on life support and depends on the charity of England to survive. And to think some of them think they can go it alone lmao
>>225909533why dont you ask himits not like either of you are busy
>>225909549razor blades or a rope, maybe a charcoal burner
>>225909583im about to take a nap x
Everyone who was supposed to love me has shown cruel hatred towards me
think i've outgrown being horny now i'm turning into a sexless yoda-like being
>>225909579id rather shit in my hands and clap
>>225909558The English pay for it. They also pay for their daughters to attend Scottish universities to get pumped off Scottish bulls. They pay the Scottish lads' tuition as well.It's all on for free for Scottish lads: university, virgin English rose pussy, johnnies, morning after pills. All paid for by English dads.
>>225909591Angry little man, aren't you?
Remember when i was about 8 or 9 i used to go to tesco and look around my shoulder to see if anyone was there and if not id have a cheeky look in nuts or zoo for about 2 seconds for a glimpse of a tit
>>225909593oh ok maybe later x
I think we're past the point of criticising old tim for being in bed late. We crossed that threshold like a decade ago
If I had a yank gf I would save all the images like these that I see to show her and say "it's over" after every one
>>225909505Well I doubt my situation is very common, I'm just unlucky. I was asking for in person help because the feedback in the last assignment didn't make sense, they didn't get back to me and I had better things to do in my life so out of harassing them for too long.Sucks really bad though. I might as well sell drugs or something
>>225909549Red Bull, can of.
uni's a waste of time now even the social aspects of it are dead
>>225909604>mmm pooey hands peng pommy food
Everyone spitefully uses me I have no one I have never had a friend
>>225909609Scottish men aren't the ones going to university mate. They're on bennies or working minimum wage at the irn bru factory (the only employer in scotland)
>>225909609england is literally the subhuman third world experience
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crM81gGSF2g
>>225909641kek
>>225909609but when you say scottish you mean the new we're all fae somewhere type scottish lads ;)
>>225909610more like bored of your incredibly boring and pointless posts
i've been described in court documents as the "gay rape nigga"
https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/dwp-10-year-jail-warning-34843799.ampIt's over for bennyboy Me
>>225909602you've already got the little green willy lol
>>225909632it's good if you are chadsocial events are really good and plenty of ripe pussy around
>>225909656Jog on if you don't like it
Pitt the Elder!
somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning
>>225909644What a weird thing to link. This is really outdated and Irrelevant. Even at the time it wasn't anything significant anyway
you hear about the english-scottish dynamic all the time but never about the northern ireland-wales one. do those 2 have a gay little side relationship nobody hears about?
>>225909666dont remember sharing that with the thread but yes
>>225909668Jewish magick spell detected
bought a pair of scissors to trim my beard with but they turned out to be stylist scissors with a little thing poking out of one of the fingerholes and both fingerholes are actually extremely small
tell me about tim. why is he in bed?
>>225909602GRIM.
>>225909678you are getting it
>>225909632This just isn't true on TikTok I always see these videos where it's like 2 or 3 incel looking lads with a house full of peng girls and they make dancing videos.
>>225909678give your head a wobble pal
>>225908512LORD PALMERSTON!
>going to universityits not the 1990s anymore, you are wasting your time and your money. Your grandad's degree might have meant something back when Universities had prestige, but now its just a front for mass immigration scams and letting in a billion africans and indians to "study" from home above the indian takeaway which coincidentally their parents own and they'll never leave
>>225909709a king bothers not with opinions of commoners begone
>>225909709he's given up
The world rejects me, so I grow bitter to the world, the world hates me and my bitterness even more. Shall I live for their approval and die by their scorn?
Tim is the embodiment of Modern Britain.
buses used to have conductors whose entire job was to sell your bus ticketwhat a career
new >>225909736>>225909736>>225909736
i went to uni and had no sex and didnt even stay there i travelled on the train every day and had a shit time
>>225909719lol
>Your grandad's degreealri Tarquinius
>>225909745they also kept the peace on the buses but since they were a relic of the old britain they had to go
>>225909750you're playing dangerous games here mate. it is still too soon for a new to be made.
bump
>>225909709Tim is a schizophrenic man who used to live by himself posting schizo nonsense from his studio flat on Twitter. More recently he had run-ins with the health service after he was sectioned for posting pictures of his erect willy and cummy knob on Twitter (after coming to believe he had to do this to be granted a US visa).He also had a spell in hospital after he developed some sort of weird lesion on his face which later developed into a large hole. While in hospital he found that he enjoyed the attention from the nurses and staff. So when Tim was discharged home after his face-hole healed up, he began a campaign of tipping himself onto the floor and dialling 999 saying he'd fallen over, necessitating a trip back to hospital.Eventually the hospital got wise to this and arranged for ol' Tim to live in an assisted living facility for spackers and the mentally retarded. Because Tim worked for large portions of his life, he has a decent income to afford to live in such a place. His life in the facility is fairly grim, confined to his room and his chair watching various television programs on his now TV puck. He's attended to by the finest care Bantu African care BAMEs money can buy but they often like to put Tim to bed early in the afternoon as once a resident is 'down for bed' they can be left alone.
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