If you would like to add glowing green greentext to your Halloween theme then click [Settings] > Miscellaneous > Custom CSS [tick] > paste: .quote {color: #80DB90 !important; text-shadow: 0 0 5px #80DB90, 0 0 15px #80DB90, 0 0 25px #A4E5B0;}Save Settings > Save Settings at the bottomedition
>>225902513Can you give instructions for mobile users please mate
2spooky5me
>>225902513Thanks a lot. Now my pc won't switch on anymore
CAN I GET AN ENCOREDO YOU WANT MORE?COOKING ROAR WITH THE BROOKLYN BOARSO ONE LAST TIME I NEED Y'ALL TO ROAR
wipe a magnet over your hard drive to make it run faster
>>225902560I have this on DVD somewhere
Remember taking my mates iPod at uni and it was all nu rock like linkin park and green dayBullied him relentlessly for that oneGreen day in 2026 baka
>>225902579just did this. now i've got mustard gas coming out of the computer. thanks a lot mate
the bots need to update since the theme changed
happy halloween y'all
mmm... mustard gas
>>225902528Because I have no good experiences with women and see no reason not to think they're all awful cunts.Or alternatively whatever normalfags have that allows them to be normal, I don't.
>>225902593bloody hell! what a predicament on a Saturday morning eh?
>>225902623>halloween>y'allfoy
>>225902617beep boop
to make glowy greentext you just delete system32 aha x
>>225902633Grow up little boy
Some people are normal and some people (like me) suffer with tranny thoughts all their lifeIt not right, I never ask to be born
>>225902540It's the same process. The [Settings] button on mobile is to the right of the drop-down menu that lets you select which board you're on. Once you have that menu open just paste the same thing into the Custom CSS box and save.
don't wanna be a bum you better chew gum
>>225902513I did this and now there's ketchup gas on my hamburger.
little man. I demand you to GROW UP
>>225902513OK "Neo" let me inject your hackerman code into my computer so you can rape me over the phone lines... NOT!
the minecraft jew is currently updating
we love women
got invited to a halloween party but i dont think ill go because if my mental health etc
>>225902590who has an ipod in 2026?
>>225902652I accept your concession
noncehunters are using ai to profile the nonce in this video
>>225902545>gifAAAAHHHHHHHH
phwooarr it works too
>>225902745I hope you do. I concede that you are a foolish, emotionally stunted, mentally unwell little boy who is still blaming his parents and women at the age of 30
>>225902742i had a retro one for a short time i wasn't allowed devices that connect to the internet
chatgbt do i like onion
>>225902698
ILoveSKELETONS
>>225902775>still blaming his parents and women at the age of 30Yep and rightly so
>>225902742Hipsters
>>225902633You also have no reason to think that they are
Straight women genuinely don't see men as human unless they have sons. Even then they still don't get it.
>>225902790Did they just ban white men from being home sec?
ee it were like suppin' 'ot lead
>>225902513Bonju, Brit bros. How do be it going?I just had a terrible day. It's exam period for me, or it was more accurately. Today was the last day of exams. They scheduled all our exams for 1 PM and yesterday they rescheduled today's exam from 1 pm to 8:30 am, i didn't find out until 8 am. I lost many precious hours of revising and the exam went horribly. Fuck my /int/cel chud life. My luck is God damn rotten.They say fortune is a woman, no wonder she hates zebbi so damn personally.
>>225902827yes (and that's a good thing)
The woman I was pursuing opened up to me and said that a bunch of people we know recently stopped talking to her because she accidentally said a racial slur.No idea why she told me this, I barely knew her until 3 weeks ago. I could ruin her life. I won't, but I could.I've lost attraction to her. She's too stupid, and I could look bad if I associate with her.
>>225902842>leaving revision that latewtf were you doing
all i want is a gf with nice boobs
>saturday morning>cosy in bed>cup of tea>the frasier is onlubberly jubberly
>>225902849>accidentally said a racial slurHow?
own a house with my mate and sleep in the same bed with him but we're not gay
>>225902812A lifetime of shit says otherwise.Women are just cunts. You have to jump through a million hoops to please them. They can ghost you or reject you over nothing. They are irrational, impossible to read, catty, petty, useless lumps of flesh that exist to pop out the next generation who will continue their cunt ways.Fuck women. I hate them. If I'm ever in a Titanic scenario I'd be kicking them into the ocean.
>>2259028603 of my former gfs all had nice boobs
>>225902860same but also a big arse and belly
I wonder what the odds of this webm uploading but not being able to playback are
When Grammer was twelve years old, his grandfather died of cancer.[10] In 1968, his father was murdered in Saint Thomas during a wave of racial violence following the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr.[9][11][12] In 1975, his sister was kidnapped, raped, and murdered in Colorado Springs, Colorado, by spree killer Freddie Glenn.[13] In 1980, his two teenage half-brothers died in a scuba diving accident.[13]
Just joined the gym The change starts now
>>225902842no one has exams on a saturday you liar
>>225902860dont care for boobs at all my willy isnt big enough to titfuck properly you see
I wonder if that lad that bought a house on a main road has had a mental breakdown yet
corr
Something like this would do me
>>225902898And the worse decision he ever made? Moving to Portishead, Somerset.
utterly fucking arsed up my life lads
>>225902859I get home from university at 5 PM. I immediately have dinner (my one meal of the day) then immediately sleep, I wake up at 1 AM to revise until 7 AM at which point I leave home to go to uni, I arrive at 8 AM and stay in the library revising until 1 PM at which point I go to the exam room. I had a schedule, I hate surprises. I usually revise EVERYTHING before going to the exam. The entire fucking subject, I only got to study half of it at home. I was planning to finish the other half in the library, but the motherfucking administration threw a wrench into my plans.
>>225902918And its all your parents fault!!
>>225902910No she would not
>>225902934this but unironically
Smelly stuff comes out of Emma Watson's ass.
>>225902513>test
>>225902906he's still trying to install linux
>>225902918ktim
>>225902947And from her mouth
jesus tunisialad you could improve your writing style a bit
>>225902900Maybe in Britain where you have human rights that ain't the case. Here in Tunisia we don't have rights.This is why I wanted to immigrate to Britain for the longest time. My diploma is accredited by the European union. Why did you have to leave the EU? you made it harder for me... </3
>>225902867Too complicated to explain but she was drunk and got baited into it. I sympathize with her but it's a dangerous situation, people here love ruining others lives over this
really dislike jfs
>>225902918what have you done? let me guess>unemployed>no friends>no gf >alcoholic >fat >hobbyless
>>225902972come home my carthaginian friend
embarrassed myself again in front of my mates by being too drunk
For me?
>>225902972why britain. because we speak english?
>>225902965Forgive me. I'm tired today.
>>225902931why you on OMAD
>>225902983>first 3 out of 6not bad!
>>225902983>unemployedno but about to lose my job>no friendsyep>no gfyep>alcoholictoo much of a coward to drink>fathungry skeleton>hobbylessyepneed to be wiped off the face of the earth
>>225902983Literally, and I do mean LITERALLY, all me
>>225902983yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
>>225903014>too much of a coward to drinkbased, same with drugs with me
>>225902990>chud having to pretend juggasaurus isn't in the room so he doesn't upset his pan faced gf
Jerked off to weight gain porn again award
>>225902978this but also scots and welsh and irish and northerners. and anyone outside the home counties really. and people from surrey and essex
bbws from uni changed my life!
>>225903034https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERdGCgI-Uj4
i'm a gay "nigga" but i still take sausage
>>225902986What sort of mates think it's embarrassing to get pissed
>>225902983>unemployednh>no friendsyh>no gf yh>alcoholic yh>fat skinnyfat but yh>hobbylessI make shit music in ableton sometimes and go to the gym but that's about it
I hate women so much that I barely get aroused by them any more.My first thoughts when I see an attractive woman are>she's probably an arrogant cunt>she has a ridiculously easy life>she is a vapid cunt
>>225903058share your music
rainy out. sixt time dis week
>>225903047sex arse!
>>225902972We're full mate sorry
>>225903034nigga think he in the offspring
>>225903062women are quite lovely tbhdesu
>>225903072sc
yep yep yep yep this is code rot
knock knock*who's there*rorke*rorke who*RORKE IS FINISHED
>>225902983>>unemployedNo>>no friendsCorrect>>no gfCorrect>>alcoholic No>>fatNo, slightly skinnyfat maybe>>hobbylessDepends what counts
picking my nose
>>225903001I've always loved Britain. Plus it's objectively a better place to live than the US in most metrics. I follow an american on YouTube whose entire content is putting Britain on a pedestal in comparison to the US and taking a leak on his home country. The guy unironically convinced me.I speak french but I'm not sold on the idea of immigrating to France, I have a gut feeling I won't find it to my liking. Belgium is my second option after Britain.
>>225903092grow up young man
dj chebs hitting the radiowaveshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sbca25sl10I&t=1994shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sbca25sl10I&t=1994shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sbca25sl10I&t=1994s
>>225903078NahEvery woman is a heartless, lying, deceitful, vapid cunt
straight in the filter
>>225903111kys
>>225903111right well that lady has a ballbag but no fannois or willard it's most unusual
>>225903111Would be Dame, no?
>>225903111odd lookin bird isnt she
right well new stim phrase right well
so out of that small sample literally none of you have any friends or gf and half of you are alcoholicfor the non alcoholics, what do you DO? do you literally just sit in a dark room alone posting here stone cold sober
>>225903111sex arse
>>225903038I didn't even notice there were other people in the video
>>225903099>I follow a person from X on YouTube whose entire content is putting Y on a pedestal in comparison to X and taking a leak on his home country. The guy unironically convinced me.believe it or not you can find a youtuber for every possible pairwise combination of this statement
>>225903146>do you literally just sit in a dark room alone posting here stone cold soberYeahI mostly just play games, read, or wank
>>225903099where in britain are you thinking?
>>225903146i don't even know how or where to buy alcohol
>>225903099Full mate. Sorry. x
the glowing green text was interesting for a few minutes but now it feels like im reading dialogue from fallout 3
>>225903146Watch youtube videos and frasier (really)
>>225903069Humor zebbi for one second. There just isn't anyway you're getting rid of immigrants. Vote conservatives like Boris Johnson all you like and even nutjob imbeciles like Nigel Farage. Truth of the matter is your birthrates are declining, capitalism must perpetually grow, it's far more profitable to invite skilled migrants into the country whom the government won't spend a quid training or educating that they could tax, this is why conservatives never do anything about immigration if not increase it. It's good for businesses.So since it's happening whether you like it or not what do you have against me? I will out-earn and subsequently be taxed more than you to your benefit. I assume I'm younger than you so it's off of my taxes and those of other immigrants you'll get your couchy retirement.
>>225903129willard been crushed up into a disk
How low are your standards. Would you have wifed christine chubbuck?
nigga I'm trans
drank all my beer last night so no steamingtoil for me ok
>>225903189I like chubs, but not her
>>225903182what makes you say you'll earn more than us
>>225903189I could have my cock in a woman and still wouldn't have the balls to fuck.
>>225903182when was the last time you could see your dick adam
>>225903201if only the shops were open today
>>225903146mostly watch frasier
>>225902849>I don't know why a woman I'm romantically interested in opened up to me and trusted me with something personal
>>225903183I will share the story of the Light Horse !!
looks a rum affair but tastes marvellous.
coronation street
the trans "nigga"
>>225903165Scotland sounds nice. Either way I'm not picky about where to settle once I move to the UK. I plan on seeing as much of it as possible.Speaking of Scotland, why do upperclass Scotsmen have a pure English accent without the slightest hint of any Scottishness?
>>225903222elton johns smashed ball sack and remnants
>>225903211i dont want to go to the shops ok
>>225903224wonder why everyone switched to white window frames, makes it look soulless
>>225903247get one of them little brown fellers on a bike to bring you some
Drinking gives you away as a Gen Xer or older MillennialZillennials and Zoomers don't drink
>>225903225another top quality post from bruce
>>225903182Mate if it were up to me you could come but we're full it's just that simpleNo room left at the inn
>>225903255i will not do that ok
>>225903256is it cos you can't afford it?
>>225903248not really matenot everything needs to be commented on yeahnot everything needs your input just for the sake of hitting "post"sometimes you can just pipe down and leave your dogshit opinions unsaid
>>225902881even the bitchy shallow women I've known over the years are actually quite lovely and thoughtful deep down when I got to know them. This bizarre incellious worldview on women you've developed is nothing but putrid anger based on a couple of bad experiences and will do you no good long term
>skilled migrants>skilled
>>2259032561999 and ive been a pisshead for my entire adult life. hows that measure up against your theory professor
>>225903248think saudi aramco has to up the plastic consumption to maximise the value of oil
I am the "nigga"
>>225903210I don't have a mountain of fat standing between me and my willy. I'm quite lean. I don't eat much, just one meal a day (to save Time for studying).Don't assume all men are cows like yourself, ped(r)o.>>225903210I plan on getting a doctorate so I could teach in university while also working as an engineer.
>>225903284
>>225903234you'll find scotland freezingscottish upper clas from the lowlands near england and often go to top public (read private) schools in england/oxbridge
Odds i make beans and eggsEvens i pay a brown man to deliver me a full sugar coke and a double sausage and egg mcmuffin
morning
>>225903111yall white people different
>>225903311every time you give in you cede a little bit of power and control to a system that does not care you
>>225903280excuse me but this is deeply held conviction that i've had for many yearspersonally i blame the EU
we posting bradleys
>>225902990shitting hellfire
those things look painful
is scotland very sectarian or is the celtic rangers stuff localised to glasgow
women are really scaryI think they're probably meanI think they would be mean to me
cor and I mean cor. get it all withdrawn pronto. I won't be turning on the heating this winter
>>225903284I study up to 16 hours a day. When I graduate I'll have 5 years worth of education that's if I don't pursue a doctorate. One doesn't like to toot their own horn but I'd confidently say I'm skilled.I got two internships lined up this summer.
quiz show host screaming
One day I will blow the whole thing wide open. You'll see!
>>225903330chadleys. we're posting chadleys
>>225903345>16 hours a daywtf
watching a video about jamie komoroski, she's pretty average looking but she had nice boobs so i'd have fucked her
>>225903338localised but in the rest of it you'll be praying to the boring bastard presbytarian god for a wee bit o sectarian violence just to have something to do
>>225903328the system that pays me would have been paying for the mcbreakfast but regardless i have lost to chance. time to get the pan on
>>225903344got nearly 2 grand built up on mine. going to see how it looks after winter and then withdraw it all.
free him up
>>225903357looks like hrgovic
>>225903172refuse to believe anyone is so far out of touch with the outside world that they don't know how to exchange money for goods in a shop
>>225903369not if you were dead it wouldnt. the system thrives off lazy dissociative people
after visiting multiple newsagents to look for the best value booze that i could get for £6 i settled on 4 cans of 9% beer (18 units of alcohol according to my calculations and yes i did have a calculator out in the shop)now the question for alkies (i am not one, perhaps only an incipient alcoholic) if i want to be as fucked as possible for as long as possible, what is the drinking strategy?i'm thinking down the first one (literally gulp it all in 30 seconds), then finish the second one quickly, then last two top ups for next few hours
>>225903371yes get the energy companies drained pronto
Cheers for accepting Captain Spastic HelperLad. /britfeel/ thanks you for your service.
>>225903380you'd be amazed at the depths of my depravity
>>225903372fucking disgrace having no mayonnaise lad was restrained in his reaction if anything
>>225903111i would maybe perhaps.. mayhapst kiss this boy on the mouth
>>225903363I don't have a social life. My work is my life, Nigel. I broke up with my ex girlfriend 3 years ago to focus on my studies. She was taking too much of my time, Time that I could otherwise spend studying. She's still not returning my messages to this day. Her birthday is two days from now. I'm debating whether I should message her and wish her a happy birthday.
>>225903384strange reply. if i was dead what the fuck would it matter to me anyway
>>225903402this is your first post in the thread? thisyou chose to christen the thread with your presence like this?
>>225903385that's a sound strategy for 4 cans
>>225903385this is urgent btw i get paid monday so if i don't find a way to remain drunk all weekend i will need to either beg for money on the streets or ... you know ...
>>225903403what you studyingbet it's engineering
>>225903413i didnt say it would .
>>225903403>I broke up with my ex girlfriend 3 years ago to focus on my studies. She was taking too much of my timethis nigga...
>>225903403>My work is my life, Nigel.Step away from your browser and get some proper sleep.
Haven't had rock in ages
>>225903426Bingo. It is engineering.
>>225903403>I don't have a social life.>my ex girlfriendpick one hamilcar
>>225903402/r9k/ is that-a-way-->
>>225903439me when I live in the Thin Nigga Universe
"nigga"
I think its time I get up, get coffee and crumpets, get on the skyrim
>>225903448boiled sugar sweets are nasty mate
>>225903449you'll be replaced by pajeets who will work for 1/10th of what you will work for
>>225903459
>>225903464corr
should i have scrambled eggs on toast or fried eggs on toast lads? i have a leftover sausage to go with whatever we decide.
>ROBCO INDUSTRIES (TM) TERMLINK PROTOCOL>! ! ! ! WARNING: LOCKOUT IMNINENT ! ! ! !>1 ATTEMPT(S) LEFT:>0xF964 { { = < ? ( POO ] { $
"nigga" egg ok
need an irresponsible alcoholic gf
tell you what id do if i was tunisian. id get out of that desert shitehole pronto and on the first small boat to bennieland. then id claim asylum cause im fuckin gay or whatever and id live it large in a migrant hotel
Laying in my bed sipping a Nalgene of pre-workout. 11am appointment to fix up a client laptop. Living the dream, boys.
>>225903472sccccc
>>225903472scr
>>225903475hard scrambled
right so i need to buy a console to play gta 6apparently the cheapest that can run it is the xbox but that's over 400 quidthen the game is almost 100so 500 pounds to play a video game
greetings from massachusetts i hate women
>>225903475i don't appreciate the transparent background in this imageoddly sinister
Luv me passive raysisum for a Sat'day. Simple as.
another frasier? oh dr crane you're really spoiling us
>>225903514sccccc
>>225903495>11am appointment to fix up a client laptopThe fuck does this even mean? Why do you have clients on a Saturday morning. Who is paying you to fix their laptop?
>>225903454That was 3 years ago before I decide to no-life my education.>>225903468Impossible. I work harder than two jeets COMBINED with 10 times the work ethic.>>225903438I'll rest properly when they lay the sod over me. A day is only 24 hours, gotta make the most of it.
screaming my head offjust screaming over and over again at the screen
>>225903475really this is a gigantic egg and we should all be very afraid
>>225903508Bit early for that. Come back after breakfast.
>>225903509i'll post more transparent background eggs if you don't help me decide on brekkie
>>225903505kek you are in my exact scenariothe cheapest option is a secondhand xbox series s HOWEVER then you cant sell the games to make any money backthen a used ps5 digital version is the second cheapest then a ps5 disc editionthen xbox series x
>>225903530gp
being middle class in america sucks
>>225903372anyone else old enough to remember when everyone used salad cream and no one used mayonaise?
>>225903522
>>225903533make eggy bread and be done with it
>>225903529>The Labour Party failed to declare the cost of the stone in its election finances report, which led to an investigation by the Electoral Commission that uncovered £150,000 of undisclosed payments by the party during the election. The commission reported that the treasurer had committed two offences and the party was fined.
britishers get prison time for these now
>>225903522>The fuck does this even mean?That I'm fixing a laptop that my client has.>Why do you have clients on a Saturday morning.Because they work Mon to Fri.>Who is paying you to fix their laptop?My client.
>>225903492*If I were TunisianHypotheticalSubjunctive mood
>>225903536they're saying the pc version will come out early next year but knowing rockstar they will probably release it at the end of the yeari did some research and apparently a 4060 is comparable to the gpus they have in consoles so most people with a decent computer should be able to play itreckon it's worth waiting?
egg
>>225903529>the "most absurd, ugly, embarrassing, childish, silly, patronising, idiotic, insane, ridiculous gimmick I have ever seen"must be talking about sacked tranny then
>>225903531woke up at half 4 so already had brekky
>>225903559ARE NIGE FUMINGKEMI SO NICE
>>225903492I like to earn my keep and live with dignity. Either I come with my papers or I don't come at all.
>>225903529rorke like indiana jones searching for the ed stone
>>225903573You little shit, I am actually angry now.
>>225903554
>>225903476howl
>>225903472don't get it
>>225903591Corrr. Check that out. Looks proper legit to me and not remotely made up.Commence with your dislike of women, brav.
>>225903572wouldn't deepthroating, and by extension any act of fellatio constitute some kind of choking/air deprivation? Where are we drawing the line here?
None of you lads have the brawn or stamina to face off against Bradley. A 1v1 battle would see all of you on the floor
>>225903616it's meant to say "but i get no pussy" or something on the bottom
>>225903612imposing beastcrack it open asap
>>225903607Shall we try again? X
>>225903605Indiana Jones at the Put-Aside Rhetoric
>"[shit joke]":l>"[shit joke] nigga":O
>>225903572cuckold porn watching gods stay winning
>>225903281>bitchy shallow women I've known over the years are actually quite lovely and thoughtful deep down when I got to know themlmao how can you possibly believe this>worldview on women you've developed is nothing but putrid anger based on a couple of bad experiences and will do you no good long termActually it will since I will be treating women like shit from now on
>>225903622absolute-unit.webp
>>225903642the shit joke nigga
>>225903642sc
>>225903448could go for some blackpool rockbet they dont tell it anymore because of woke
nearly at the 18 unix timestampmadjust utterly mad isn't it
right well I'm going to play bloodborne on shadps4 on my desktop pc if that's okay with you lads
19 trillion quid in reparations. Just imagine what you could do with that.
>>225903665ai shitehis heads not even moving
>>225903576no. sell cock or arse pics if you have to but get it fucking bought ring up all your mates from 13 years ago tell them you're getting the crew back together we're going to stop the train we're going to steal fighter jets from the military base we're going to see the ghost girl and the UFOs like the good old days we're finally going to figure out the mystery of mount chileadthen when they tell you they have a wife and kids now and no time for games you can sell your brand new xbox and buy a bottle of whiskey instead and drink yourself to sleep
>>225903591are all of these for one month?
>>225903701would get a new bike me
>>225903688What will YOU do in 2038 when we run out of Unix time?
>>225903688still have a while to go yet
>>225903559>>225903529only cost 7k dont see what the big deal is
scrambled egg it is then thank you for your assistance
>>225903701Lots of mince pies YUMMERS
>>225903745get it scrambled into an absolute mess
*clicks on Yotsuba B*Much better.
>>225903688in english doc
>>225903712that's a breakfast for one. americans are very active so we have high caloric needs. michael phelps eats 12000 calories per day
>>225903745Invoice in the post as per.
>>225903763based yotsuba b god
your dad jerks off on all fours
we've all stopped posting now because the new is around the corner
>>225903646just one example because I feel I'm wasting my time with you>absolute cow at work, really stuck-up bitch that thinks she's better than everyone, thinks all men are pigs and constantly ridicules male colleagues >get talking to her properly during a long shift together once and she tells me her ex partner was seriously brain damaged after a car crash and was a borderline vegetable>she got arrested multiple times trying to visit him in hospital during lockdown>took steps to prevent his family from having full control of his compensation money and squandering it>was going to stay with him and care for him out of love and only left him because the brain damage made him act violently and he started battering her
missing the canadian :x
>>225903801>jerks offkek you yankified faggot
>OpenAI CEO says it's 'quite terrible' for your PC to have RAM
>americans are very active
>>225903803thread positively back up, bursting with withheld zingers
well. why don't you make the new and share it then.
Stuck my next post in the air fryer. Should be ready in about in 15 minutes.
>>225903833gp
new >>225903837>>225903837>>225903837
>>225903839
>>225903844>>225903845oh for FUCKS SAKE
>>225903844>>225903845sc
>>225903808>left himSo she's still a cunt
