pink pantheress jump scare edish
right well
possibly the best tummy in the game
circular izzat
Pink giantess more like
>>225901169yes please
>>225901200
>>225901202Come here fren. We can get mentally well together
forgotten what i wanted to post now
>>225901175
might make a post about ai
wish i was a smart attractive asian woman
>>225901078>never understood is how people, both men and women, are OK with how transparent the act of "approaching" is.Nobody approaches any more though.
No Nut November right around the corner. Get your wanks in now.
Xi Jingping and Kim Jong Un kickboxing on the Abu Dhabi helipad epic video game style graphics
>>225901210
On wegovy and not losing weight
so ai is bad ok
>>225901226women shouldn't have jobs unless it's in traditionally female fields like being a nurse or a flight attendant or a kindergarten teacher
>>225901229Shall continue nutting in and on my bf as normal
>>225901249Trvke
>>225901236i lost 90lbs this year
>>225901231Hey that's my idea
does zinc make you cum big
qrd on malaponte?
>>225901226>junior dev "quits" at the same time microsoft lay off 60,000 jobs because Claude can do 100x the work of any junior devtranslation: I've been replaced by a robot so I will no longer be able to make girlboss tiktoks on "my daily life as a microsoft SWE" thus I am making a video about quitting to explain the lack of further such videos on this tiktok account
heart feels all squishy
Jimmy Buffett - Somewhere Over ChinaMethinks Jimmy is a bit geographically confused.
why does alcohol make you sleep so bad
おちんぽが大好きんだよ。。ケツマンコいじってください
>>225901207Get away from me you Chlamydia ridden disease vector
>>225901247it's good
rorke keeps popping his pussy for those bitches
>>225901275cause you aren't really sleeping
do anglos fuck with millencolinhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2L5hdIobFMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hEGDt_Uxa8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrYXRhWTcusthey hated playing sweden because of low energy but were loved in america where people always moshed
gonna ask out the proto-gf and slowly and carefully convince her to piss on me
>>225901280don't be fucking rude
jinkies i feel very ill this morning
>>225901287Why not
>>225901288never heard of them desu but im not really into that type of music
>>225901290in the bath I hope
>>225901295not sure about the science of it but its probably something to do with just being unconcious rather then entering rem state
feel like "stewart" is a perfectly normal name but "stuart" is an incel namesame with "steven" and "stephen" respectively
>>225901226smart people don't make boring tiktoks of their vapid lives
>>225901262yeahhere's the big load stack that I was doing years ago zincL-arginineLecithenSeleniumVitamin ECopper Pygeum Magnesium
hold up let me just watch those 3 youtube videos posted in the same post then I'll get back to you mate, I'll be sure to watch them all in full first of all so I can reply to your post with the full contextit's a shame I actually had quite a bit to get through this morning but now I'll need to watch all those videos won't I so I'll do that now
>>225901275Prevents REM/dreaming sleep
what if i lived in the world of cheers and was a regular in the bar
listening to australian music on the radio I think
>>225901230why do browns keep going out into the sea and dying
>>225901288I liked them from tony hawks games, few good songs. Think I saw them live once at a festival and had a fun time
>>225901326nobody goes to bars or pubs anymore except boomers
>>225901319blimey could have my 5 a day from that x
>>225901333returning to where they belong the bottom of the ocean
>>225901293sorry I just woke up
stew art arm strong cope land
>>225901330The Wallabies
>>225901321watch this webm instead
>>225901333Can't swimMore seriously I think it's people who aren't white are more likely to be city dwellers and less familiar with the danger of the sea
>>225901346ok good morning
>>225901351it's probably peter gabriel or some shit :)
>>225901343yeah you gotta take a lot of them though, it's not really worth it, just don't jack of for 5-6 days and do some cardio a day before you wanna perform, that usually does it. Zinc and Magnesium also help alone. But if you wanna show off this was the stack and it works.
>>225901330thank you for supporting the australian music industry
halloween evening here, might go for a walk and see if i can see any tarts dressed up like a slutty nurse or slutty witch
that guy "watches" musicmust be one of those "notes are colours" type ah student niggas
inxs at magic mountain yay
Oh no, anyway
synesthesia is good ok
>>225901416I hear that
>>225901416you are woke
>>225901412I don’t like looking at people like this
>>225901409did you enjoy posting this ?
>>225901288Yeah no cigar from Tony hawks pro skater 2 was one of my favourite songs, but I wouldn't listen to the band generally
>>225901416gfberg has that, says my voice tastes like dark chocolate and walnuts
what's that one song by that one band that I like
>>225901449I giggled I thought it was funny
>>225901470Urine Burn by Wolf Eyes
>>225901434waking life is but a dream
>>225901470Queens Of The Stone Age - No One Knows
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1793411238616299.webmwhy dont women have hair like this anymore? it upsets me
Might play oblivion remastered
us aussie battlers are doing it tough lads
>>225901472millennials were that ones that liked the prequels it was gen x that hated them
>>225901481wtf why is everyone talking about wolf eyes lately?
>>225901492Can’t relate never spoke to a woman really
>>225901485they do, but they're all over 60
>>225901455nice description xwalnut though are you a nigger x
>>225901485women peaked with the silent movie qts
need dogberg to wake up and leave so i can slap the ole willy around
might take my thoughts and emotions and paint them on a canvas
30 years oldNever had a girlfriend Never been on a dateNever kissed or had sex with a woman without paying an escortAsked a girl out once in school and got rejectedNever approached a woman in person Can anyone here beat me?
Can't stop fartingSmelly incel bedroom smells
Feeling silly haha might post POO !
>>225901485danni had possibly the greatest tits of all time
>>225901495this lad is so lucky
Can you help us find Angelina?Angelina, aged 15, was last seen at a shopping centre on Mann Street, Gosford, on Wednesday (28 October 2026).
>>225901515this and 50s style haircuts
pits
AH HA I FOUND ITthis is the song I was trying to think ofhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDGR8R5e0Qs
>>225901538right well the pakis have already had their way with her haven't they and the the abbos feasted on what was left
>>225901249i made this point like two days ago and got called an incel wtf
Corhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1793148612791937.webm
wish i could press a little button on my body and then i feel better
my feet ar ugly
>>225901515i like the 'sad' eyes
might rent a large hall, stock it with chairs, then charge people 20 quid a ticket to see me doing interpretive dances to bird calls
>>225901519I'm 36 and I only started knocking stuff off your list this year
>>225901581right well that's gay sex with a black man isn't it
>>22590151932
>>225901586what's wrong with them
>>225901602how do you know hes gay
>>225901586https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIz84A-ioaA
there are two saxaphone songs. careless whisper and the other one
Reckon we should start doing to judges what King Cambyses II did to them.
>>225901606Can’t even say just not aesthetically pleasing
>>225901596Which ones
>>225901536his real wife was better
might get on the XXX sites and have a wank over some hardcore sex videos
>>225901627Smooth Operator?
>>225901647well you can remove hair, remove dead skinbeyond that feet are just gross
regret buying a 5070 instead of a 5080 a year ago when i built my pcthink i'll kill myself
>>225901683Men have hairy feet
>>225901585it's called opioids mate
>>225901684can i have it upon your death?
>>225901412wont somebody please think of the landlords?
>>225901664who was that? Kat Dennings is my favorite, I doubt his other wife was hotter
>>225901696right well that's a pair of buxom, perky female breasts isn't it it's making my willy become engorged and making me think impure thoughts
people don't understand how hard it is to have autism. you can't get a leg up in life at all when you don't know how to talk to people
Think I might use AI to develop a game and make a couple of million. What do you think? Good idea or bad idea?
>>225901721If you can do it then everyone else can
>>225901719where do you think you are lad we all have severe autism here
got the Continuous 3k-8kHz Notched Sweep on to nullify the ringing in my ears
Why do Asian women like rimming but not kissing?
>>225901691yeah that's hot
>>225901719Ah but autistic people are intelligent and you can learn how to talk to people, it's a skill like anything else. I have mild autism and I've eventually learned how to talk to people but my school and uni years were pretty rough.
>>225901721Use my idea about historical/current leaders fighting game
>>225901719was just saying this down the pip office
>>225901719It not right x
>>225901719
>>225901719do what I do now and take lots of drugs
>>225901725Let's do it then lad, we'll make millions, hire our a private yacht and fuck loads of bitches on it. You in bro?
>>225901691no that's hobbitses
>>225901742sex arse
>>225901719you can talk to us fine. just pretend you're here for irl interactions. when someone makes a joke you say poo scr
>>225901741video wont play
yeah I guess I'll take some drugs then thanks
another 600 million bantu africans in, watered, wanked, riding e-bikes and delivering macdonaldsget it sorted
Need to shag Emma Watson lads.
any of you lads on an iphone able to play this
>>225901721what genre? maybe a survival crafting game with wacky co-op and a battle royale mode?
will probably be playing a zephyr in the evercold expansion
what was the name of that zuckerberg looking nigga who got life in prison? can't remember what he did either but i think it was murder
>>225901731>mild autismright so your opinion is invalid then
>>225901662don't officially have a gf but she's pretty much said in so many words she wants to go in that directionbeen on a datesnot kissed or shagged yet but that's gonna happen very soondidn't ask her out in person I made a move over text
>>225901753do you have hairless feet
>>225901812FONT
>>225901783he didnt even hit the table
>>225901817mostly
I also have an idea for a movie. A virgin depressed guy who can't get laid wakes up one day and he is the only man left on earth. At first he is loving it because he is having so much sex and partying but women start fighting over him and begin to hunt him and it gets violent really fast. It's sort of a horror movie. What do you guys think? I think it's a solid premise.
i had mild autism and only had sex 8 times and i'm here to show you how to gradually reduce your autism in a way which synchronises with my ideal weekly payment schedule
>>225901783scr
>>225901264
>>225901825Send location I’m gonna come fuck you
>>225901804Hans Reiser?
>>225901819am I still a NT if this all happened in my late 30s
Well that's my morning ruined then
>>225901836you can't do that
>>225901837no this guy was recent. it's driving me crazy because i can picture his face but i can't remember his name or the details of his crime
>>225901826https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI8wIJO7U30
>>225901826I feel like this is already a movie
>>225901840I like this as an art piece
>>225901836stay away from the yank lass with good taste in music she's mine
>>225901826you'd need to put a "men are bad" spin on it somehow, to get the message across that actually he's raping these women because they have no other option (therefore it's rape)that's what audiences go for in the big 26: men bad. Once that's dialled in then yes it could do well, Obsession numbers for sure.
>>225901840its bovril just scoop it back up into something its literally just salt
You ARE going out for Halloween, right lads?
my favorite weather report tune is on the radio right now lads
>>225901826think they already did this in a Lynx advert
>>225901875nah I went out yesterday for a virgin walk. Staying in today. Also I'm working tomorrow and also I have no friends.
>>225901855>>225901857FUCK...>>225901866No, no bad man spin on it
>>225901875going wherei don't know anyonemy life is a disaster
stop sexualising yank girls
if a girl randomly asks if you have a partner does that mean they fancy youwas chatting to a female colleague the other day about various things and at one point she asked me that
>>225901865my heart belongs to someone very specific but I'm flattered I think
made my coffee and put my washing on
too spasticated to get minecraft running on my steamdeck but feel like a gayboy playing it on my switch
>>225901875Yeah I'm taking the kids trick of treating
>>225901906maybe
>>225901696
>>225901906Women desire men who other women find desirable. You not having a partner actually makes you much less attractive to her than otherwise.
>>225901855But this movie looks like shit, look at the dark grading, what an ugly looking movie, also there's no fun at the beginning. I want at least the first 40 minutes to be him partying and being happy and then it turns really dark (plot wise).
>>225901875No lol
>>225901900I don't need to sexualise you baby you're already pure sex
>>225901906Depends, because you could say no and she'd be like, yeah I'm not surprised and then you'll have been done so bad you'd have to find a new job
might have to throw out ricecookerberg
>>225901906yeah perhaps she is interested
>>225901932it's based on a comic booksince he's the only guy and there are a bunch of baby crazy women they quickly try to turn him into livestock
>>225901854Hmm, I are is intrigued at this.
it was baker street
>>225901931this is not necessarily true
>>225901943can i interest you in a pan
>>225901943water to rice ratio?
Forgot to dress up all spooky for /brit/ because of Halloween. Not getting changed now
>>225901931I do have a partner thoughbeit, so maybe she's crazy about me now idkshe then launched into this long anecdote about her ex that I wasn't really interested in so was just nodding and occasionally going "wow"
for me an attractive man being in a relationship makes me feel very frustrated I like it much better when they are unattached
>>225901956can you be more specific
>>225901943you aren't supposed to put the rice in there
>>225901989see above
>>225901954oh I thought the pink panther theme
>>225901992it was oats that did itwell i did have a rice boilover a few weeks ago tooexplains the recent headaches at least
>>225901906It's a shit test
>>225902017Ew don’t post that
>>225901974For what it's worth it sounds like she is into you. If a woman isn't into you she won't bring up exes or the topics of sex or romance at all in your presence, ever.
Honestly just given up on everything ladsCan't even be bothered exercising now, really don't get normaldrones do it
>>225901951Damn I thought I had an original premise :(
Imagine having an appliance to cook probably the easiest thing you can cook on a stove. Pathetic mong
>>225902022ok but surely if some top shagger isn't attached that's not gonna count as a negative against him
>>225902037Why do they talk about exes
>>225902027>>225902048pov of me opening your knickers haha x
>>225902006see my fat willy
>>225901173she's a big girl
dunno if I should captain haaland
>>225902046all of this has happened before and will happen again
>>225902049Foids are a retarded hive mind
>>225902037hmm ok you might be on to something, the anecdote was quite personal and I feel she wouldn't tell it to just anyone. Well she's sort of attractive but I'm not interested, I guess I'll chalk this up as a little ego boost
>>225902067no thank you
Chat is this true?
can't begin to imagine the amount of sexy halloween slags that are going to get an oily bbc inside them after enticing them with their attire tonight
>>225902042You're just in a slump. Today is a bad day, that's fine, we can accept that. You're allowed to have bad days. It does not mean you're giving up. You're not doing that.Tomorrow, the day after, the week after, you will wake up and feel differently to how you do now. Not because of some grand change in your circumstances but because there are natural variations in your mood, in everyone's moods, from day to day. It's OK to feel down sometimes. But when your mood swings up later you will want to be best placed to reap the benefits of that boost. And the way to do so is to continue your good habits as best you can even when you feel like shit.
>>225902121nigga
Catberg's fucking loving life right now
where did some of you get this idea that pretending to be mentally ill was funny
might have a Halloween wank to a nice futanari doujin tonight or maybe some rule 34 of a popular media character in a halloween getup with her cock out
>>225902110I don't know when Halloween just became the defacto time for all girls to act like gigaslags but some arrests need to be made before it gets out of hand
>>225902130thank you chatgpt I love you
Can't believe bbw facesitting is illegal
>>225901840Rather artistic installation this. Should put it in the catherine tate modern
>her cock
>>225901519>Never had a girlfriend>Never been on a date>Asked a girl out once in school and got rejectedJust these but I haven't had sex or kissed a girl since uni 14 years ago
>>225902134get dreamies for the berge
>>225902142its about time, you don't realise it yet but Britain is slowly becoming the most based country on earth
>>225902142We'll see about that!
>>225902134Get the fucking dreamies in now you slut
just got off the phone with Burnham and after he chuckled he assured me there's no plans to ban futanari porn & that he'd be livid with any MP who'd even suggest itsound he is won some respect in my bookright i think i might go out for a ramble now
>>225901840Thats the protomolecule out in the wild then
Decriminalise and normalise violence against women.
right then. walk
>i'm a virgin freak thats never had sex and im addicted to porn its ruined my life!!>fucking government taking away my porn!!You really can't see the connection, can you
>have a son in the 21st century>he ends up being a Stone Cold Incel>have a daughter>she ends up being a whore on OnlyFansGrim Grim Grim
>>225901952i found it out, was bryan kohberger i was thinking of
going to get steaming nowsleep for a bit then going to get steaming again later onwill be wanking too
>>225902137will be firing one out to the new halloween image from uno makoto its become a tradition
>>225902206Porn doesn't ruin lives. Porn is just what men (rightly) turn to for comfort after experiencing nothing but endless shit from cunt women.
wank stream
i wank a lonely road
>>225902230uh oh stinky
porn is not comfort
wait what does bbw stand for
What if rorke was one of usJust an autistic paedophile like one of us
>>225902223Porn is like binging on fast food, it feels good in the moment but before you know it you got fat and lazy and you don't feel good.
Need to get my arse in gear and get out of bed and walk dogberg and have breakfast and go to b&q and get all the loft insulation and put it in the loft and then drink some beers
>>225902243big bouncy willy
>>225902223Porn ruins your life because it sucks the life energy out of you and ruins your reward system as you're constantly abusing dopamine hits. Thats why you're a sad down and out coomer freak, the indignity of being addicted to something so pathetic as tugging your willy to images on a screen. It absolutely does ruin your life.
>>225902247Nah that's bullshitIf I stopped watching porn (and I don't watch that much anyway) I wouldn't become a confident normoid shagger.The reality is I don't have the necessary confidence, life experiences and social skills to get a girlfriend because of my parents so my only options are porn or escorts. Women have never shown any interest in me IRL
>>225902244
>>225902255perhaps you could get a fry-up at Toby Carvery or Wetherspoons or Harvester or wherever else is out there in the retail park with B&Qthat's what I'd do if I had a day of loft insulating ahead of me
and I can't operate on this failure when all I want to be is completely in command
>>225902284It doesn't help though, also years and years of porn watching has re-wired your brains reward system, you can't just undo that in a few months. It makes you depressed, anxious and a spastic.
might become gay
incels quitting porn and doing a dopamine detoxchad scrolling tiktok while shagging
What would you rather have, £1M or a guaranteed 15 (you)s per post?
>>225902319grow up
>>225902313tried this once with a lad and there was a fair amount of poo involved
>>225902268You seem to think I watch it for hours every day rather than a few minutes every few days.I watch porn because aside from escorts I've never had any sort of romantic or sexual experience at 30 years old. I've gone months without watching it and nothing changes.
>>225902268don't tar all connoisseurs with the same brushthere's a BIG difference between spending a focused hour mindfully enjoying a single image or two of futanari artwork, and gooning over 100 images of different 3d women a second a BIG difference it's like enjoying the notes of a fine wine vs binging cheap cornerstore brews call me controversial but I think youtube shorts, Instagram reels etc are far more harmful to the general populace than a bit of pornbut there's no evangelical christian rule against becoming a shortform content gooner so it's not lobbied against
matched with a bird who's told me she's on the carnivore diet. will she smell weird if she only eats meat? she's quite fit.
>>225902322got to be the milly for me as I'm very poor. Also I already do fairly well with (You)s
what’s a stone cold incel and how is it different to an incel
muscles are sore from gymtoil, nothing a cheeky shot of heroin won't fix x
>>225902322
>>225902305Porn doesn't make me depressed.Never having had a girlfriend at 30 is what does that. I don't even get anxious any more, I mostly just feel numb and irritated towards women.Again, stopping porn would not change society and women's behaviour. It would just make me frustrated.
>>225902354can't you just smoke it?
>>225902329Who are you even kidding here? You watch porn every day, don't know why you're under the impression you're convincing anyone here. You are a sad coomer freak, you have no self-control because you hate yourself and you've stopped caring and given yourself up to your animalistic instincts because its over for you. Theres no need to lie
nearly frasier time lads
>>225902328might try being a poo-free gay
stupid halloween theme
>>225902380why can't I see it :(
>>225902354alri chrissy
>>225902367>Porn doesn't make me depressed.How do you know this since you've always consumed it? I'm not saying it's the sole reason for depression and you magically will turn your life around but it does contribute to men feeling inadequate and anxious.
>>225902372No I don't lol, I've gone months without watching porn before as a test. It doesn't change anything.Anti-porn sentiment is just a massive cope from failed normies. Men turn to porn because women IRL are awful cunts and it's simply far less misery, stress and effort to just masturbate. Why should I expose myself to endless rejection, humiliation and ghosting by women when I can just watch porn or hire an escort?
>>225902396you're not missing out on much this year
>redditween theme with le skeleton gifsgod I hate this place just because something was funny once doesn't mean you need to do it annually
>>225902416what an old misery guts. who pissed in your cornflakes mate?
any plans for today?
Only got 5.5 hours sleep last night, went to bed on time but then sat on my phone for 2 hours
hanpy halloween ok
got the frasier on
>>225902405My mood doesn't change depending on whether or not I watch porn.I never had confidence with girls even before I started watching it as a teenager so it doesn't make a difference.
>>225902432was going to go out for a walk in the countryside but it's foggy and cold. maybe later. maybe not
oMG a spooky skellington
>>225902412Because you're a mong with a two-dimensional, binary view on the world because you're a mindbroken freak. Its a combination of social failure, rejection, bitterness and autism that creates this mental block in your mind. Nothing can fix it, its terminal for you. In your autistic boy mind, everything has to be related and connected and logically fit in to place like a big jigsaw puzzle. >I'm a sad and lonely bitter freak because x thats the only reason why! If x wasn't so shit then I would be happy
>>225902415I want the skeletons
>>225902447ok
thanks mr skeltal
>>225902445the veil is thinning yay!
>>225902446TOSSED ARSEHOLES AND SCRAMBLED BOLLOCKS
don't wank to this
>>225902464>Nothing can fix it, its terminal for you.I disagree with that
>>225902464>Its a combination of social failure, rejection, bitterness and autism that creates this mental block in your mind.Yeah, and? Perfectly rational.If I never had any good experiences why should I not think that way?Also it's the fault of my parents for not making me a normie. Simple as.
>>225902493fuck sake, moused over it. waiting for the knock now.
>>225902495His autism is terminal cant be cured, and is directly responsible for his social failure. Therefore, his social failure is terminal.
>>225902493is that a challenge
>>225902513>>225902513>>225902513
>>225902503>If I never had any good experiences why should I not think that way?Why should you think this way because you've not experienced it?
>>225902369yeah but you get a better high injecting
Methinks
