Balloon door edition
>>225802668Bonjour la belle rose anglaise, j'aime bien ton goût en japanimation, ça te dit une date? J'apporte les pockys
big soda won't let me quithow is someone meant to pass up a sale like this
Rorke has invited us all over to lunch, he's making spicy bean burgers
Owen deserved it. Kane doesn't. Shit league and small match player
>>225802689owen is such an odd fella
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1793092737368823.webm
I have taken drugs, or rather the drugs have taken me
>>225802713bit harsh!!!and yet I can't argue any of the points ok
I only watch soccer during the world cup and the only brit I can name is Jude Bellingham
>>225802706Ouais une date elle est possible. Mais je suis une bella rose galloise, pas anglaise. Quels animes prefers-tu?
>>225802737Can't take Rorke anywhere
Employee woman since you didn’t take my last post seriously this is your final warning Your address begins with MeNext time your name appears the full address goes up
tfw no japanese smoker gf
>>225802753
>>225802753You’ll do nothing
Bit mental how Owen had to be a complete mastreo who changed the entire sport and dominated in every aspect to get the Ballon Dor and all Harry Kane had to do was score some goals in a farmers league
>>225802742Yes Kane was rubbish at the World Cup and England played best when he was dropped against FRONCE
Keep seeing tiktoks saying that it's gonna snow in November because of a massive European cold frontFfs can't be doing that
>>225802753>Your address begins with MeNo it does not
Michael Owen? He doesn't play anymore does he?
leaveEmployed Womanalone ..It`s Becoming Too Muchok !!
>>225802783Are you a retard? He plays for a team in Houston in America
>>225802783Yes he plays for tranmere rovers
>>225802773Didnt kane score like 45 in 40 games or something. He was consistently PL top goal scorer while playing for spuds too
>mfw there's drama in /brit/
>Jason Arday: Cambridge Professor Cleared of Plagiarism Weeks After His DeathApologise
when’s this budget thing happening then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_srDnNd9iaEoh my days apple bought battersea and turned it into a concert hall, why didn't /brit/ inform me?
>>225802802Maybe he should have waited for the result before an heroing
>>225802783he plays for accrington stanley
>>225802800He didn't win it for other seasons just this one so no point banging on about his record at Spurs
any deliriant man in?
I live in the same estate as employed woman so I’m weighing up if worth posting her full address or not How about this? Apologise to me subtly so you can save face and I won’t, if notI’m taking the risk and posting it and your life changes forever tranny.
>>225802819>an heroing???
>>225802802Why'd he kill himself if it wasn't plagiarism then
massive lorry outside on my small, quiet residential road
>>225802833Holy newfag
>>225802848THERE HE IS!
The iPhone Duo is a poorly made piece of shite as anyone with upwards of half a brain predicted Breaking by itself after around 100 normal-use opening and closings due to the hinge pushing itself into the screen
Wonder if mousenonce has even sleptHe's been melting down for near enough 24 hours now
>>225802833Mental to think there's people that post here who don't know what an hero is
>>225802855i've been here since 2016 mate
>>225802862Ok I will buy one!!
>>225802830used to eat loads of nutmeg when i was 11/12was quite horrible
ok lads i want a second tv show to have playing while i shitpost and play games on my main screen. should i choose xfiles, mad men or succession?
>>225802878Succession
>>225802878the latter 2 require way too much attention for this to workeven x files is probably too complexu need some braindead sitcom
>>225802779How is the new fence?
>>225802830why is aussie humour stuck in 2015
>>225802878X files
dont like trannies who dont even try to pass vocally
Um leftypol xisters?
Kylian Mbappé is no longer a friend of the chinese party!
>>225802891truehe needs to stick on House MD
>>225802899happier times before the jews ruined everything
>>225802901I think it has a sort of charm about it
>>225802905ktim
>>225802905This is an IQ chart
lads drank too much coke zero
>>225802745L'attaque des titans!! J'adore le titan feminin!! Bon je spoil pas plus si t'as juste commencé S3
>A mother is suing a hotel in Egypt after claiming her 13-year-old daughter got pregnant from swimming in a pool, a report claims.
me when I walk past one of them
The bottom 50% in this country genuinely need culling
https://youtu.be/-XxJ736CZQg“The hunter & the beast” is one of my fav tww cinematic trailers
when I’m in the gym all I can think about is going home so I can wank
Would you fuck a midget if they were very fit
watched too much JAV now i can't look at an oriental woman without thinking about sex
>>225802947Aren't all titants supposed ti be mindless idiots that just eat people?
>>225802982aye
EW is a big-tittied thot with a fat bum
>>225802991Nonce
another day thenbit weird when you think about it
You lot are ill
i dont like poor people
>>225802982nah they look goofy
>>225802878i started watching films from the 1930s for a while, mostly because i listened to cool podcast about filmmaking in the 30s and i really liked the aesthetic of the era but because the stories are a easier to follow and you can pause you game for when the surprisingly kino musical parts start. Loads are on youube.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARYoaDhn3Ewthe universial monster movies are legit great.
rorke loves trannies but won't promote their rights in the public forummake it make sense
>>225803004>ill*siccc
>>225802986Only most of themThere's some special ones that retain their human minds and some niggas keep scraps of it when they're turned
whatever happened to that ofcom noncense?
Need a movie recommendation that is a very, very good movie but also has lots of female nudity or sex and satisfies my pervert mentality
I love Employed Woman I wish she would employ me to read her emails and make her tea and massage her feet
>>225803024Interesting.
Employed Woman is a QOS
>>225803029they fucked OFF DOT COM
>>225802938>>225802905me in the 5%
>>225803004yeah and
>>2258030294chan told them to fuck off and realised britain has no power to enforce things on websites outside of the uk
>>225803036Try Geiger Counter JAV adaptation
>>225803043mad to think there's kids who only know about cats through ai videos like these and when they finally meet one will be so surprised it doesn't get up on its hind legs and start vibing
>>225802986the majority are but a select few have powers / abilities and retain their humanity. It's also not really the individuals themselves that have these abilities innately it's more like there are set 'roles' for this small core group of titans and the roles can be passed from human to human.So you'll have a "colossal titan" in existence at all times but a random person can take over that role if certain conditions are met.
>>225803043What the fuck how are they dancing in sync
>>225803066good movie
>>225803029you have to chuckle at all the governments who ceded their powers to private corporations and now still think they can flex
>>225803043realistically how can kpop compete with cat pop?
>>225803057Oh sorry I should have clarified, I meant an actual movie you nonce
>>225803060Are they human made? Or is it some sort of virus?
>>225802954Me with literally everyone
anyone fancy a trip to dunelm
>>225803066great songgreat filmmiss those kino blaxploitation flickshttps://youtu.be/3RRRgOAVliE
>>225803036the secretary
my foreign kids cartoon about giants is very cool and deepno im not gigantic man baby who needs to grow up no
>>225802947Ouais, je l'aime. Mais l'anime le plus prefers de moi c'est Clannad Afterstory.
>>225803089I don't actually know, I stopped watching / reading well before that was explained. Or if it was explained in the bits I saw then I've forgotten it.
>>225803106I just can’t tolerate maggies weird mong face Also I get turned off with that weird scene with the shit it or trash or whatever it is on the book
texting the lads
i hope they stock up the trailers on set of the new harry potter with plenty condoms and morning after pills
>>225803108glad we've got that established
>>225803114Cheers
well hello beautiful
Just came
>>225803128If I seen those messages with no other context I'd have no idea they were raping a woman
>>225803111pawaw vous fwancais
>>225803141What a sick joke the joker made
>>225803128lad took another phone to take a screen cause it shows when you take a screen from the app, diabolical levels of snitching
>>225803141katie holmes was cuter but if she was there it would have looked like a tv movie
>>225803168i'll take mid 2bh
>>225803168they're all the same no one gives a shit unless you went to oxbridge
reckon my local hospital must be shit because almost none of the doctors there are white
Is that guy from no country for old men just a copy of two face from batman?
>>225803158They weren’t
Catberg hiding under my bed as he fears the fencing people
>>225803198society
on the benadryl
what’s blood libel I’m scared to google it
>>225803168when you grow up and enter the workplace you realise no one really gives a shit about your university. recruiters don't even bother looking at it on CVs. experience is the only thing that matters
so close a ladyshifty eyes shady
more of a kendo man myself
favourite nazi besides hitler lads?
knew someone who used to come to my church who looks just like maggie gyllanhal . she was cute and very nice to me but alas i merely a child . isnt that weird how there can be people from 2 different families at different times on different parts of the world who look the same. kinda puts paid to that whole creator god thing. turns out evolution is i just churning people out on a conveyor belt
Need to release the yellow laser bean from the tube
EW lives on "Men's Road". Him being a man of course
>>225803224its when you disagree with a jewish person
>Yorkshire shop 'disgusted' after punter leaves poo on tanning bed
you lot seen this thing? meant to unfuck your smart TV by removing all the bloat and tracking. Might give it a whirl.
Ever had phone sex?
crazy I’m on 24k and spend double what she does
>>225803273Go do it then
>>225803275yeah my ex loved that shit, i always thought it was cringe
>>225803278I'm really sick of seeing biomass
>>225803273i just use a monitor desu
better advice than make your bed or clean your room is actually wash your cereal bowl immediately after and don't let it sit because there are actual ramifications for that. everyone i've known with a messy bedroom has actually had a more put together life. the bed room sort of functions as a picture of dorian gray . for instance i have a pristine bedroom and i'm a sad lonely gimp with no life and no prospects
>>225803111you have good taste my welsh rose>>225803159shut up cunt, she's trying her best and it's endearing, I swear to god another bad word from you and I'm going to lose it
>>225803285That was my assumption.
>>225803286if it makes you feel any better she works in the public sector and gets subsidised housing
>>225803283don't tell me what to do
>>225803306
>>225803278most people do tik tok shop as a hobby and have zero impulse control. it's a wicked combination
>>225803275skype
Might move East
>born in bristol>went to cambridge for uni>live in norfolk>family's second home in bangorthe simple life is for me tbqh
>>225803302I did A-Level french so I can speak French that is generally understandable, if grammatically incorrect.
Need new clothes. The last ones I bought are already two months old and I dont want them anymore
>>225803333enchanting digits
>>225803333Bangor where
can i date and get on the apps if im unemployed but have some savings
>>225803338>French that is generally understandable, if grammatically incorrectfor example, getting genders mixed up
Mad how they're making fish and chips more expensive to try and crush the native culture
yeah that was a natural post to spam a dogshit AI image to
>>225803333bangor? i hardly even know her
> Healey vows cheaper marmalade and gherkins in pre-Budget package of 'everyday fixes'
>>225803353maine
>>225803361actually it's climate change, rorke. you killed all the fish in the sea
>>225803362melty status?
Any traveller man here?If I’m 6 foot 3 and reasonably attractive (maybe a 7) with loads of tattoos, what would my shagging opportunities being in Asia or poor countries?
>>225803358Nah it's generally quite easy to distinguish masculine and feminine nouns once you get a feel for the language. Broadly speaking, nouns ending in -e in French are feminine.
>>225803375fuck off thought nazi
>>225803357You should do that and try to move in with a woman to save money.
>>225803338parly voo fransay?
>>225803372phew
such as la piscine
>>225803372Maine is my second favourite US state after Alaska>>225803392Ouais
>>225803387you're a thought nazi. you tried to put that thought in my head before i expelliarmus'd you
stupid question hour is it
urge to sniff girl feet rising
making breakfast using the air fryer
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1792902399454143.mp4sc
Can't imagine how mongy one has to be to go and stand in a queue to buy a 'spud' with beans on it
>>225803381you're gonna crush Sashimi puss bro, although in Japan they don't like tattoos
>before i expelliarmus'd you
>>22580342812:05
>>225803452
>>225803428Jk it should be 10:06 for you
>>225803381asian lasses might be scared of tattoos
>>225803428you outta know sweetie x
>>225803449So my prospects are only poor women in third world countries? I was kinda hoping to smash fit Asians Grim
We should be calling him Tild
>>225803473Even if nerd freak tattoos?
wonder what its like to be a girl around the time they start to discover their power over boys and men
You genuinely must be Indian if you're attracted to AI slop
>>225803300*sits on your bed seconds after you just made it*
>>225803338must have got a D
Jk Rofling the author of “Harry Trotter” the wizard son selling david bowie cds and track suits in the Hogwarts bathroom.
>>225803168utterly bizarre listim not evne sure who it's meant to be baiting bc it makes no sense at all lol
actually on the subject of jacket potatoes how do you know if a potato is good to bake? so many times I've put one in the oven and come time to cut into it it's all manky despite the outside looking good>>225803491Younger generations of Japs largely accept that foreigners have tattoos, you still might get turned away at onsen and bath houses though
>>225803241unfathomably low iq post
>>225803499that's consent
>>225803477I didn't say that. Also there's other Asian countries besides Japan, I just know there's a stigma about tattoos there but it's probably internal, you being a foreigner would be different.
>>225803521I don’t care about their opinions on tattoos, I want to know if they will fuck me
>>225803498i'm not, what does that make me then?
>>225803381lmao if you were really a 6'3 7/10 why would u go to asia to shag ugliesyou can shag fit white (or asian if you're so inclined) here with ease lmao
>>225803452Why do you have this webm of underage slop on your computer? explain yourself
>>225803527Would the fact I tower above Japanese manlets help me or the fact I’m white?
>>225803543Off the wall this is
>>225803539Pakistani
>>225803388but are people going to laugh or bully me
i'm 6'5 6/10
>>225803523ffs rorke
The minimum wage will have increased by over 50% since 2020.There is almost zero incentive now for young people to go to university and attempt to get a more specialised/corporate job in Britain. The pay simply doesn’t justify it. They’re better off working for minimum wage.
>>225803558We won't. And she will defend you if she ends up wanting you to live with her.
>>225803539a diamond in the rough darling x
>>225803554Both
>>225803542I’m extremely mentally unwell unfortunately, local white women would notice that much more easily
nothing purer than the crush you have as a child toward an adult woman you have no consideration for sex or boobs but just know that she has a perfect adorable face
>>225803537Might doGaijin hunters are certainly real but whether or not they shag you or just want foreigner attention depends on the person
>>225803543the dance that ended racism
lads i'm 6'5 6/10 22 year old virgin
Might finger my bumhole for a bit
>>225803595Corrrr
does anyone care
>>225803567ok thank you love you ok
women like personality so try having a 10/10 one of those
>>225803595Are you a good student? Thats what women care about. And you need to be empathetic and ask questions thats even more important
>>225803565sexy lad
>>225803608Unfortunately the hard truth is no one cares
>>225803609<3
Off to Walsall for work next week and the cheapest hotel room I can find is around £80What is going on with this country where a bed in fucking Walsall is £80 minimumBurnham's broken Britain
What does “having a good personality” even mean when it comes to women?
>>225803613i got a first from a top uni so maybebut i'm not empathetic and i can't make conversation
Mumberg made me wake up early for the fencing people but they're just getting on with it and haven't even knocked on the door once
>>225803570ever think the mental unwellness is causing you to vastly overestimate your attractiveness?a 7/10 6'3 would be getting attention everywhere he goes desu>>225803613screaming if only i'd be a mega shagger
>>225803633basically be the exact opposite of the average poster on this website
>>225803636You're supposed to offer them a drink or they'll shit in the hole before they put the posts in
whatsa matta youHeygotta no respectItsa niceah placeAh smashuppa you face
>>225803636are you excited for the Budget tomorrow
>>225803654is she finally transitioning
>>225803633it means inhabiting that line between confident ant dickheadbetween caring and disinterestedthat line is wider and easier to navigate based upon how hot you arething is women can have plenty of conversations (especially with other normal men) about shared hobbies. it doesn't mean anything if you're both into obscure anime (other than friendship) to be that romantic partner you have to also be a bit dangerous and subversive about it.
>>225803257Mad how it sounds so fucking cool. I love doing a blood libel
Had a bird round last night and had a few drinks and like an idiot let her go onto the YouTube on my tv and saw my recent searches and can’t tell how fucked I am this morning after waking up Casino full movie free Xqc NO pixel rp full stream Andrew Tate vs hasnabi debate Woman shits herself in primark fight Call her daddy dick size chat Girl pisses herself during fight Antifa knocked out compilation JRE Louis Theroux
>>225803667don't believe you to be honest
well that's tilde obviously playing into what that lad said about a new fence for some reasonyou lot are actual headcases
>>225803653Just don't see how that's a problem tbqhwy
atheism needs to come up with some more interesting after-death stuffjust going to sleep forever isnt gonna win over many followers is it
>>225803638Well objectively I am 6 foot 3 Looks wise I get enough attention based on my looks despite being extremely mentally unwell, friendless and without a job. I feel if I wasn’t at least a 7 that wouldn’t happen
>>225803661She detransitioned and went back to being a spastic
>>225803633Being a gigachad
>>225803653I'm frightened of them>>225803654Stop posting Tim when you know he's a notorious nonce >>225803657No I have toil 12:00 pm to 22:00 pm so am moderately suicidal
>>225803667SCREAMING
>>225803691shame she didnt get much hair regrowth but otherwise thats an amazing timeline x
>>225803691lol english people are so ugly haha
>>225803711But I dont know if hes a nonce so ill keep posting him
>>225803689i struggle to fathom this level of mental illness if you are aware girls are interested in you (without you doing anything but existing) why don't you let them have their way with youthe average girl who is into a guy is more than happy to take the lead (yes they might not want a relationship with a soppy fuck or whatever but they will absolutely instruct you with what they want you to do to them, while feeling you up sucking you off etc).
>>225803667RORKE
Let’s say you are unwell and think you are a tranny and you get a set off tits or get your cock removed and get a Fanny then you get better and fix your mental illness how do you cope after, is suicide the only option? The realisation that you are back on track to being normal and having a set off tits or no longer having a cock would be mentally crippling, I feel bad even imagining it
>>225803727There's plenty of evidence.
Imagine the mentality of having the Tim jizzy penis pictures saved on your computer. Imagine your mum coming across that and you having to explain it to her. Just not mentally sound is it.
stop doxing people. ruby and tim are real people with real lives out int he world. its not nice to make fun of them on here
>>225803730doesn't happen matei'm 6'5 so i know
>>225803743I haven't seen it
>>225803730Because you underestimate women’s options I can get most chubby women and the occasional skinny woman with a good body but beyond that she will have many, many opportunities with blokes who are normal looking with a job and a normal life
>>225803744imagine
>>225803746Tim is not a nice person at all. He is a paedophile
What’s the origin story behind Tim standing fully naked with his cock out and taking a picture and it somehow ending up online?
>>225803546not on my computer >>>/wsg/6254772
>>225803771proofs???
Halloween special of Frasier on Channel 4. They're wearing costumes and Roz is pregnant. It's on Channel 4 but you have missed most of it so watch it on Channel 4 +1.
>>225803741Think you're talking about genderfluidity rather than being binary trans
>>225803759yes it does lmao. i'm like 5/10 (maybe a 6 at absolute best) and short and even i've had (usually drunk) girls throw themselves at me every few years.>>225803765>who are normal looking with a job and a normal lifewhy does this matter for a hook up lmaowhy would they even know this lmaoyou dont compare job notes
Tim's a good lad
>>225803771I love that this is now tied to your tripcode so when you do inevitably get doxxed I can file this all to the police for libel.
>>225803771Seasidemark is a literal peadofile with a conviction and a massive amount of evidence both on video and on records you disgusting tranny freak
>>225803778He printed the photo out and posted it to all the local nurseries. One of the lads who lived nearby heard about it and managed to get a copy to show /Brit/ for some reason
>>225803778Think he did it to own the libs
>>225803778he's mentally ill
another thread about how to get gffascinating
>>225803798I'm going to file it to the IDF for blood libel
LOL Timmong meltdown again
>>225803803Sounds similar to the story of why you got fired from your old job when you posted a picture of your cock on a kids discord
>>225803796maybe because i'm an autist then
Saw Walter Koenig at a convention about 6 or 7 years ago and he looked on death’s door then. Surprised he lasted as long as he did. William Shatner was in the booth next door and looked like he could tap dance if he wanted to.
right well it’s another day of watching series and movies all day instead of finding a job. what should i watch today lads
Just seen some actual irl milf titties
>>225803828I got fired for trying to kill myself and Mousenonce giving me incorrect legal advice for my dismissal appeal
>>225803831i know an autistic guy who is a 4 maybe a 5 out of ten and 5'11 or so and he's had it happen to him i've witnessed it. some random girl just throwing herself at him for no reason lmaoi think you're likely hallucinating this attention due to your mental illness you're probably quite ugly desubut what do i know maybe you really are so mentally ill that women are repulsed by you even tho they're physically attracted to you lolunless u post your face we'll never know
>>225803796bizarre lies diego. state of you
>>225803846>tryingthere is no trying. there is only attention-seeking, and success. kys fully, paedo
>>225803846Why did Florida law have any bearing on your being fired from Greggories Acceggories?
tim has contributed more to society than sacked tranny ever has
>>225803798You will never doxx himEven though it's so easy, none of you can be bothered spending 5 minutes piecing together the clues
the greggs mega meltie
>>225803844Explain
>>225803856i'm >>225803759
still a bit stormy out there eh
>>225803869I thought he was telling me UK law I didn't realise it was Florida law until the ACAS advisor queried it and I did some research into what Mousenonce actually said
>>225803879Wife walked out of the bathroom which is opposite my home office and flashed me for her own amusement
>>225803844
Employed woman literally posted a picture of her cock on a discord used by kids and we all seem to ignore and forget about it
>>225803864you are severely mentally ill >>225803882dont understand this post i've told you it does happen you are impressively tall but probably very ugly as well for this not to happen to you
>>225803902no i never go out drinking because i'm autistic
>>225803890Really you're to blame for taking anything posted on this webbed site as factual information. Foolish.
new >>225803925>>225803925>>225803925
I am back from my 3 day holiday :)
>>225803890why are you blaming him for your stupidity and lack of research?
>>225803911not sure why you don't drink because you're autistic i know plenty of people who drink with autism (albeit they aren't the type to get blacked out just a bit drunk)however while these environments are more likely to have women explicitly hit on you they are far from the only casefor example an actually attractive friend i have who isn't even that tall is not unregularly eye fucked by girls walking around and if the circumstances mean they "bump" into each other like at a supermarket they will make conversation.
>>225802840Because it probably was and the rest of his life was a load of bollocks. He knew he'd be found out. If it was all truth you would further the case for racism in academia. Instead it proved the based racists right.
