If you see a gibberish post, it was made by raiders, ignore it.No, Vic 3 is not good yet. In fact it never will be. Neither will EU5.How fares your empire, /gsg/?On this day in history, the 20th of October:1448 – The second battle of Kosovo ends when the larger army of the Ottoman Empire defeats those of the Kingdom of Hungary after the Wallachian troops desert1740 – France, Prussia, Bavaria and Saxony refuse to honour the Pragmatic Sanction, and the War of the Austrian Succession begins1803 – The United States Senate ratifies the Louisiana Purchase1827 – Greek War of Independence: In the Battle of Navarino, a combined Turkish and Egyptian fleet is defeated by British, French and Russian naval forces in the last significant battle fought with wooden sailing ships1935 – The Long March, a mammoth retreat undertaken by the armed forces of the Chinese Communist Party a year prior, ends1944 – World War II: The Soviet Red Army and Yugoslav Partisans liberate Belgrade1947 – Cold War: The House Un-American Activities Committee begins its investigation into Communist infiltration of the Hollywood film industry1962 – China launches simultaneous offensives in Ladakh and across the McMahon Line, igniting the Sino-Indian War2011 – Libyan Crisis: Rebel forces capture Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi and his son Mutassim in his hometown of Sirte and kill them shortly thereafter, ending the first Libyan civil warRandom Country Pickerhttp://orph.link/random>Archive (mods only)https://mega.nz/#F!plMxFYTB!sn9MTrvJ0tYjWSHgM8CZow>Where to get these gameshttps://web.archive.org/web/20190720131512/http://hastebin.com/raw/moqugasume>Mods>> READ THIS FIRST.https://web.archive.org/web/20200712212437/https://pastebin.com/33A7wXdB>>[V2] - Niggermodhttps://pastebin.com/Xgjd5LvG>>[V2] - Crimeamodhttps://www.moddb.com/mods/crimeamodPrevious thread: >>2496382
Does anybody else find Vic 2 to be a comfy game? I always play it when I'm depressed
>On this day in histo- shan't be using this shit thread
why not? it's tradition to include this day in history
yeah liq 2 is great because you can play a game in 1 or 2 sittings instead of games like ck2 or eu4 where you have to devote quite a bit of time to a full playthroughalso it's more responsive in its button presses and army commands than eu4 and later games i find. whenever i play eu4 there's a noticeable split second delay between me clicking with a selected army and the windows don't pop up instantly like in liq2
yeah but you won't
wat
ah yes, the ephemeral experience of cruising through a memegame2 campaign where you do quite literally nothing but watch numbers slowly crawl toward a certain desired point while adjusting levers in between and selecting the same option from a binary choice of events as if you're a laboratory ape sitting on a stool all noon, waiting for its next treat.meanwhile, to actually do anything at all in this game requires consulting the appropriate window that's so wonderful it takes the entire screen of the game, closing it, and do the same thing all over again if you want to retrieve a related information from somewhere else because who needs a tooltip when you can just go back and forth 4 separate game windows and the official wiki and paradox plaza to get the exact inquiry that will decide your simplest of economic decision. got an event while you're on one of the game windows? want to tell if your lego deathstack has a general or not? want to sort the generals based on its respective capabilities? want to ferry your army with one simple click? well there's an old saying of "play memegame2 get memed on" for a reason
why does this guy hate liqqy so much he has to lie about it?
vgh
thank you op for filtering some of the worst retards this thread has to offerexcept that i know he'll keep posting in this thread as usual regardless, because he has literally nothing else
look at this shit, 3 of my trade nodes are the highest value in the world, ahead of sevilla and la manche
No, Vic 3 is not good yet. In fact it never will be. Neither will EU5, nor CK3
it has been good for years now
avocado toast eating hipster above
i remember getting really pissed back in like 2018 when holy fury released and you could do shit like in 2507098 effortlessly in 30 ingame years
yeah, but before they introduced these game rules, you were just able to do that with no option to turn it off
ugh
presented without context
>>2478116 see >>2507211
poor little karakalpaks, they were born to roam the steppes yet the villainous poles are forcing them into sweatshops
I will never forgive evil grandi scum for not adding them as a culture having said that, they are a culture in eu5, so by extension I must bow down to johan. took them like 20 years but they managed to introduce a culture system that isn't shit and can handle small cultures well
>russia but slightly more to the westwhy not conquer persia too while you're at it, it has sweet sweet trade you know
How much of that land is legally Poland and how much Lithuania
that's like saying prussia is poland but slightly more west
no its like saying ottomans is greece but slightly more east
no, because poles were not the backbone of prussian bureaucracy that'd be more like claiming poland-lithuania was actually lithuania because the king was lithuanian
prussia is white poland isn'tottomans are white greece isn't
if poland isn't white then how come silesia was the most industrialized part of prussia, huh???how come catholic poles mogged the protestant german work ethic?
>>2507288>prussia is whiteYes.>poland isn'tNo.>ottomans are whiteNo.>greece isn’tNo.25% on your test, earning an “F”. Please see me after class.
looks like we got ourselves a poleo-greek in here
grecopolis
>in what delusional world are you living in where you would ever think of assigning any kind of work to a niggerthe reason they're on every continent now is exactly because they were being imported for manual labour retard
why didn't they import poles instead?
yeah and they found out they don't work if they aren't being whipped 24/7 and even when they're constantly being monitored they do shit work
because they couldn't get away with not paying them there was a time where landowners could get away with it and they absolutely did import poles for this very reason this is why slav is so close to slave, they used to mean the same thing
>and they found outthey found this out but kept importing them for like 200+ years? were they retarded?
>>2507344>this is why slav is so close to slave, they used to mean the same thing“Slave” comes from Slav due to the volume of the Muslim slave trade.
>why would you care about kids with worms in anricawhy wouldn't i?>your money will just buy guns for warlordssource? seems like an excuse for inaction to me
the more control you have on outcomes the better the option, you have control on your own body and nobody to blame, helping others relies on others wanting to get betteryour call
>>2507277this much
also lmfao at the idea that 30k would only buy 10 doses of deworming treatmentit's validating (an emotion you will never experience) to know that your retarded delusions extend into ever corner of your existence.
eastern poland...
>the more control you have on outcomes the better the optiongetting "good" FFS involves a lot of luck, making educated guesses on who is a good surgeon and it's ultimately at the discretion of the person with the scalpel and blind luck deworming is something a nurse can do and it doesn't take a lot to make everyone involved do what's needed, the kid obviously wants to get better
>knowing one's money is going directly into wardlords' pockets sounds like a good enough reason for inaction.I asked for a source, you don't actually KNOW that, you're just assuming (mounting a convenient excuse)>also lmfao at the idea that 30k would only buy 10 doses of deworming treatmentI didn't specify a currency retard
stupid retard can't help himself but bite bait
i come back in here and look after two hours and holy shit how the fuck did you guys get trolled by that tranny post hahhahahahahaaaa woooowwww you are embarrassing
it's just juan guy
why the FUCK are hungarians and romanians in the same culture group?what was johan smoking?
also how come greeks and turks arent in the same culture group??
same reason turks and turkmens aren't in the same culture group
hungarians and romanians are like poles and muscovites
hmmm, today i will outline why obvious bait is obvious bait and engage with the bait in the process. what could go wrong?t. clueless
>same reason turks and turkmens aren't in the same culture groupIn eu5 they are because they finally expanded on the whole retarded "culture group" system by giving cultures several traits
but poles and muscovites are in separate culture groups and might as well be as different as chuckchi and bantu
>but poles and muscovites are in separate culture groups and might as well be as different as chuckchi and bantuin memegame2in eu5 they're both slavic but share no other trait, making them more akin than poles and ashanti but not by much
nobody remembers that bulgaria existseven macedonia has more presence
fyrom
they're the heirs of bavaria they dress in silly costumes and dance pure german spiritus
aleksander fyromski
timmies would rather we talk about trannies some more theyre not ready for the kara boga discussion
what imaginary number is that referring to this time?
which of those countries has the cutest girls (male)
>getting "good" FFS involves a lot of luck, making educated guesses on who is a good surgeon and it's ultimately at the discretion of the person with the scalpel and blind luck>deworming is something a nurse can do and it doesn't take a lot to make everyone involved do what's needed, the kid obviously wants to get betterI like how everyone replying to this post knew what "FFS" meantthis general must be like 50 percent trans by this point
>cavarly cheaper than infantryepic
as opposed to you who didnt know yeah?
I only know what that means because I have a trans friend :)
That feel when ive seen this painting many times irl
uh yeah i would definitely want to go on a tourism and see the sights of *checks notes* uh balderus and uh polen and not get a hair transplant cheap hookers and a sea in green byzantium i'm dying to see the empty rocky islands of ithaca, hellas
lot of troll posts tonightthe guy even resorts to replying to himself as to seem there's multiple people doing it
>but poles and muscovites are in separate culture groupswrong, they are both considered slavs
i want to spend my yurobucks in hungary and eat three meals of red pepper a day
wrong, poles are west slavs and moscovites are east slavsrussians can unite all slavs into 1 culture group via a mission, but they're seprate in 1444
I miss aarnon
why? hpm is a bad modwe don't need any more updates
ok, georgia on hard, lets do itme, i won't pussy out
tranny janny is going to have a field day today
shes not gonna get banned for georgia posting
nobody gets banned for posting georgianor vermont for that matter
I wanted to make gsg with a demand/supply system for good.In concept, it would have been easy, but in practice it is a nightmare. Like determining the buyer is just torture. Like you could either have a model where limited supply is split among buyers, or a model where the richest province takes priority.
is this johan posting after he spent all his patreon bux
make the the buyer weighted randomjust because the country/province is a shithole doesn't mean it can't spawn a shrewd businessman that will secure the supply of a good he needs for his sweatshop
won't work, too many complicationsI've considered the caravan model, but it might be retarded.The concept is that big cities will spawn a caravan agents.>caravan agents begin with their gold>move blindly from province to province, buying surplus of good>and selling when it's in demandThe problem is that it would be arbitrary, and I'm not sure how many agents I would need for a stable system
all work and no play makes thomas a dull boygo play caravaneer and report back once that inspires you
your first two models are trash because supply would be available to any buyers in your country regardless of distance or time hence you're having a problem with itthe caravan/tradeship is the right way to go about. in my gsg, richer pops will identify the trade opportunities and conduct their own expedition, supply will have to travel in order for it to be acquired and redistributed, and as an added bonus it'll make dynamic prices simulated and not a guesswork multiplier gymnastic
europe is a nothingburger and the only one colonizing africa is a greco-norse ethiopiawho should i play as in a new imperator mega campaign, im thinking etruscans
ugh, georgia will rise again, fuck turks
georgia will grow larger
uhhhh is this even worth it?i need high legitimacy otherwise the disaster will fire
wtf why did this capital fort fall instantly?did they mothball it at war????
epic name placement
2507638dont ever reply to me ever again2507615norse culture in france turns into rollonian in vic2 converter, they're sunni btw
>muscovite ruler is fertile
uhhhhguess i will have to annex and release theni am NOT ready to fight krim and golden horde yet
wtf ajam declared war on us. why?
shit forgot imageugh
>>2507584quite liking ottoman memel
we're in
test
more deleted posts than live posts...
the janny would never ban me hmpf we have an unshakeable bond
>>2507609If a fort has <100 defenders it will fall on the next month tick. >>2507686Jan-san wouldn’t dare...
>>2507693Siege tick not month tick*. Either it had less than 100 defenders from another nation peacing out or they unconned*
guys you know you can talk about whatever you want and janny wont delete you as long as you include a gsg related picture in your post
but i'm too shy to show my blob to strangers
Why does gsg still exist? Mods just nuke gsg from 4Channel
janny b& this fuck not only is his post offtopic but it would be funny and you would earn /gsg/s respect
cute georgia broyou know i abandoned my own georgia run because i got coalitioned by everyone muslim under the crescent after taking too much off QQmy backup save would have me redo too much to care
another Georgia Campaign. Nice
so uh which archive had /vst/ again
*archives*
did you annex the whole black sheep or something???? they're shiite. how the fuck do you take so much land that a different religion coalitions you???
>hmm today I will try Vegemite so I can be accurate in telling the Australians why their favourite spread sucks>*taste*>...guys it's actually good what the fuck am I supposed to do
for me, it's bovril
i blobbed aoe
me, i'm gonna stay friends with trabzonthey're cute
idea for eu4 run : was thining about that anon that says scotland always becomes pseudo gb/takes the place of england in every game he's seen. you play as scotland, no expanding in GB beyond taking northern marches/historical lands. help ireland form and stay independant and wales as well and keep alliances with both of them. also don't kill england to have a rival to fight and to have them watch from the cuck chair as you and your little entente colonizes the world/develops into new hyperborea. (also if wales or ireland take colonizing ideas you could vassalize them later but DONT annex them)
but scotland formed gb irl
they were assimilated into english tho
how come the scottish version of anglo saxon became modern english like despite not being ruled by normans
ok fine i dont know enough about angloid history and terms to countersay you. do the same as england then but dont blob in scotland; ireland is ok as the pu tho
ok but counterpoiint: what is there to do in eu4 but blob?
what if you compromise and you conquer ulster too and you make vassals all over ingerland
you larp as try to maintain balance of power in europe with condotierri, indirect influence with diplo/warnings/adding removing rivals/etc..15i like idea of taking ulster to show dominance. i would keep one vassal for ireland thoughbeit
Scotland but instead of colonialism across the seas, you do colonialism to revive Celtic supremacy over Europe
vassals are fun, but by allah do i hate the eu4 relations limitin this recent groBpoland run i did i was constantly being cucked by relations limit. lithuania pu, hungary pu, moldavian march and pope ally that's 4 slots taken and with strong duchies i was left with only 2 slots for allies or subjects to be integrated.compare that to eu3 or vicky where you can have permanent vassals where you're constrained only by liberty desire, not by some arbitrary limit that robs you of vital mana
post your blob already
make me kike
>>2507796my aggressive expansion isn't this bad and i own most of the land you own. what happened?
Thanks turks for correcting Paradox ratings in SteamHoi4 sucksEu4 sucksThe only ones who survived the turks raidDarkest HourVictoria 2CK2 and CK3
one of those is not like the otherone of those doesn't belong
deal with it fag
Who in their right mind would spend 19,99€ for shittoria 2?
wtf the mamelukes are friendlyi didn't even notice. all i did was improve relations with them for a nobility mission for a half price improve relations guy
time for my nap
huh they would even join on a promise of territoryi wonder if i could do this war myself or do i need the mamelukes...41it's paradox's best game, but paying for it even one oyro is too much
so much moraleimagine being behind me in morale as a shiite cunt with full mysticism
epic battle, but:>qoyunlu has pretender rebels in the south, presumably a big stack, as pretenders often are>qoyunlu is fighting the mamelukes in the south>meanwhile they fucking focus their whole army on me like a fucking schlieffen planfucking johan making the ai focus on the player
uhhh so who gets to be the attacker here in the mountains? none of us control the fort
>you larp as try to maintain balance of power in europe with condotierri, indirect influence with diplo/warnings/adding removing rivals/etc..this fucken sux doe why does everybody pretend this isn't agonizingly dull and boring
turns out i'm the attacker for some reason but lol they have insufficient support
niggas are sieging air
>>2508019ragebaityou dont have land form AQ, you dont have land from QQ, you dont have gazikumukh (but do have shirvan so it balances)and theodore, candar, eretna, dulkadir are my vassals too
ok but it's 1955, not 77also just because i replied to you for clarity's sake doesn't mean you get to reply to me when you know i'm in the thread and posting currently. apply urself
>it's 1955says right there that its 1455
and look, it's still not that bad with the aryan culture group
man i should play 北へ。~Diamond Dust~(japanese gsg) just look at that finnish girl
>candar, eretna, dulkadirwhy would you vassalize heathens? won't they be disloyal? you can't even marry them
just press the convert to judaism button not like they can refuse
>>2507098Well I thinks the car swerved about half a second too early https://youtu.be/lVehcuJXe6I?si=r07fSVAPpH9-LCrt
if you look at the screenshot you can tell that theres no warning for disloyal subjects, they are loyal at around 40 liberty desireon another note chuddie why did you give land to samtske you need to annex them to avoid the disaster and it could be an instant annex now you gotta wait
this is whyalso what does "chuddie" mean?
>ironman: off
but wouldnt it be easier to make an armenian vassal and just annex samtske now so you dont need to worry about the disasternow you need to wait for them to full core it
it's synchronized, they core in august and i annex in octoberif i release armenia i'd be forced to wait another 10 years
and the disaster is a long ways away
wouldnt trust the ai not to mess it up by waiting to state it but i can respect
ugh... grobgeorgiums...
> /gsg/ - grand strategy georgias
rectangle georgia
why doesn't eu4 georgia use the st. george cross?
probably because this was a flag the kings used in the late middle ages and it looks better
total wars considered by some gsgsLooking back at some people reviews of them, makes you wonder why they even enjoyed them in the first place
this lady doesn't watch the news!
very bother3d about all of those we lost along the way
>>2508148Battles looks cool. You play on easy and watch the fights, most people dont have pride to play on hard.
>>2508180no, that's the goodiest riddance of good riddance if i ever seen one
good morning /gsg/
Hey /gsg/, (A)I completely rebuilt the Vicky 2 save analyzer in C# and packed it into a single 525kb .exe . It loads 10x faster (loads in 0.25s on my machine) than the old one, and should not crash(TM) on your epic saves with 10,000+ battles!No virus too, trust me bro. Random .exe files from 4chan are very trustworthy in the year 2026.>What do?Four tabs and a battle report cover every war in your loaded save.>Wars: each war as the game's own diplomacy entry, with both sides' flags, war goal icons, battles won and a casualty bar. Search by war, country, battle or commander; filter active, ended or your own wars; sort by date, casualties, battles or length. Selecting a war shows who joined and left and when, its war goals in the game's wording, a side by side comparison, losses per battle, casualties per country and a timeline.>Battle report: double-click a battle for a copy of the game's end-of-battle window, with both commanders and their portraits, who attacked, the units on each side, the losses and the share of each army lost.>Battles: every battle in the save, bloodiest or largest first.>Countries: each country's wars, battles won and lost, soldiers lost and killed, kill ratio, ships lost and sunk, and largest army.>Commanders: every general and admiral who fought, with victories, win rate, casualties inflicted, largest force led and, while they are still alive, their portrait.Also it>follows your game with Live: each time the game writes the save (autosaves included), the analyzer reloads and keeps your place>exports any list to a CSV file for Excel or Google Sheets>reads mods the way the game does, working out which mods a save used from its save folder>shows country names, war goals and units in English, French, German or Spanish.I will require three images of epic Grossgermanias with an attached (You) to share this legendary file. I know you understand.
>>2508240It keeps track of totals too, so by 1936 you should have a proper edgelord number. Russia here got an early war with China and bullied them a bit.All you need to run it is Microsoft .NET 8. Which you should already have. If not, go download it from Microsoft's website.A few issues I need to mention come from what Victoria II itself writes into a save (not my fault don't @ me):Battle dates>the game forgets a battle's date whenever a save is loaded, so only battles fought since your last load show one. The others are listed in the order they were fought.Losses>saves record total losses per side, not per unit type. A side can lose more than it started with, because reinforcements that join mid-battle are counted only in the losses.War score>it is not stored for finished wars, so the bar in the war list shows each side's share of all casualties instead.History wars>wars set before the game starts, such as the American War of Independence, show their war goals but have no battles. (If anyone were actually to complain about this you should sudo apt-install meds IRL)>you aren't a hacker on steroids, are you?The program only reads. Your saves and game files are never changed. It never connects to the internet. It keeps its settings (game folder, recent saves, mod choices) and a short log in WarAnalyzer.settings.json and WarAnalyzer.log next to the .exe, or in %APPDATA%\\V2WarAnalyzer when that folder is read-only.It's a single small file anyway, run it through an anti-virus and AI to check if you want.I await those Grossgermanias to be sent to me.
kill yourself
live forever
Why was my post deleted?
which one out of 126?
i'm lowk on a no post deleted streak for 20+ days, even longer since my last ban
Anyone else making their own gsg with AI since EU5 is shit
yeah mang i'm definitely going to make a highly complex game that relies on countless interlocking mechanics with a glorified chatbot/search engine
Yeah
>>2507331>>2507332This is the most based poster ittJust anabashed honesty
wtf you can't just reply to yourself!!
hey fake alex you're not in the top 10 best posters sorry the questioning blogpostet has u beat having said that uh good for you let us know when project Alice (HAHAHA) 2.0 IS done blud
waiting for a vibecoder to make a full vic2 remakeclearly openvic and alice retards suck at it
why's it called vibecoding anyway?
It's cuckcoding cuz u just sit there in a chair and watch
that masculine urge to rape poland off the european plain
We were robbed from a German-Russian alliance
amerimutts and their cuck fetish...vibecoding is a buzzword cope to pretend that infinite indians and code monkeys are more valuable than ai
>uzbek won't joinugh i couldn't have asked for a better setup
stupid muscovites stop having loans
groBtrabzoniumsall at no AE cost to myself >:)
how close are you to the vassalization mission
very close in terms of requirements, but not close at all in terms for what i'm planning for them first
they dont need to be independent doe and as long as they are you are at risk of the turks attacking them
STUPID FUCKING NIGGERof course he dies while leading a siege that's almost won with a walls breach... that's 2 stability i'm NEVER getting back -__________-at least his son is a gigachad29no they don'tand if the turks attack them i will defend them. we're friends after all :)
we won... but at huwhat cost
epic cossack agendum btw
ok eu4pros which one?me, i'm kinda thinking top option will help me tackle the ottermans once they inevitably attack
+10% emotional damage
it would be funny to take the "spare the city" option for reducing ae impact then pillaging sarai via the peace deal
Last one
actually No. First one.. then devclick 2-3 time to remove devastation
i'm not taking sarai in this war doei'm thinking of releasing astraKHAN as a vassal then doing a reconquest war laterand yeah i just checked doing the 2nd option is kinda useless since right now pillaging sarai via the peace deal would gain me 1/1/1 dev in tibilisi and if i take the 2nd option i won't be able to take any dev in the peace deal
these guys know nothingthe middle one is objectively best, 5 dev + cashyou can get 5 professionalism from 5 generals if you really need but you shouldnt because you can get generals from the privilege decisionand you shouldnt stack professionalism because you want to play with mercs anywaysimilarly the ae reduction is a meme, 10% for 15y, who are you gonna use it for, the steppes are worthless and southland isnt properly blobbablethanks for reading my blog
I would take Middleeu4pros would probably take bottomI'm an eu5 brony myself
I'm trans BTW dunno if that matters
italian wars...
Honestly it's quite an amazing coincidence that, in English, Georgia shares its name with its patron saint, despite the etymology being completely unrelated.
i took the top option btw. i just need to beat the ottomans. and like i said it was either 2/2/1 dev from the event or 1/1/1 dev from the pillage, so no point in taking the dev from the event reallyand how the FUCK do i get to genoa to win this war?
facesitting
youre telling me you took the option to take less ae then also took less land and made the whole thing redundantyou dont need to get to jehova, just sit on the wargoal and wait untill they give you what you want
poland is lost65i took the option that gives me +10% emotional damage so i can btfo the turks with facts and logic (that's what i'm gonna name my first cannon), RETARD
Großdeutschland
look faggot, i pillaged genoa and now i've gained exactly 2/2/1 dev from pillaging both sarai and genoaliterally the same amount i would get from the event, except i get army professionalism and morale damage i desperately need. my economy is fine, what i need is strength
there it is, game finally thinks i'm a match for the ottermans
xelat
i'm no senator's son
your campaign sucks
D:
seriously why are you doing georgia again for the fourth time in a row
When's the next /gsg/ meet up?
opened up the goi$ kaiserreich france rework stream and the first thing i heard was a tranny
alex jones warned his people about what they were putting in their drinking water
leaded water and now troonshine from the tapno wonder mass insanity occurred
Your posts are off topic. I am here to discuss grossgermanias.
18he sux at the game too -_-
>>2508437I agree, my White friend.
grossgermania is grosswhat is there left to discuss
why do u say he sux?
if you want grossgermania you better start posting your grossgermania campaign scrub
played france and had to savescum in the middle of the stream to save his volunteers in spain and italy after they got encircleddogshit composition as well as nonsensical production and constructionlost all of italy when the weltkrieg started even losing all the way to marseillesbarely won the war at the endif it was me i would have been in berlin by christmas 1939
who the fuck is saying i suck????i'm playing georgia precisely to show those quitters how it's done. look at how groB my georgia is
look at this shit. does it look like the country of someone who sucks???
city of the world's desire...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyXnaEKgEIU
your campaign sucks because it's boring, you've been posting the same shit multiple times this year
what the fuck does that mean? i'm doing my first ever georgia campaign
you obviously haven't been paying attention then
ah you're just trolling. that's fine, i won't be interacting with known detractors. post your own campaign if you wish
and now for my next trick
>>2508080all that with minimal aggressive expansion :)
ok
ok eu4pros, which idea group? i'm thinking inno
>i'm playing georgia precisely to show those quitters how it's done>look inside>no ironman
when i posted liqqy campaigns none of you complained about the lack of eisenmann
who are blud trying to trick? there's no such built in feature in that jurrasic game
The War to free the Teutonic Order has begun.Take Quality, Trade and then Infrastruktur
but freeing the two tonic order makes no sense in the tail end of the 16th centuryyou should be setting up the order in the holy land not polish lands that have been christian for over 2 centuries
>all that with minimal aeyeah if i didnt expand i wouldnt have got ae either
but u can see i expanded all over krimalso it's 1967, i still have time and a true with the black sheep
most wouldn't, but i guess you could
by which I mean, *you,* specifically, could
i havent seen an ai georgia expand into anatolia in yearsgo court
Been here since 2012
hmmm, court could be really good for once i form persiatoo bad the policies are kinda trash
Holy shit BGA is so bad>every count jimmybob of upper right quarter of iceland can do an ecumenical council if he has a puppet priest and 500 dosh to make cannibalism a core tenet for all christians
ouhhh look at poland go
leave poland alone!!!!
64why are all the province names properly localized to polish but memel is not klaipeda?
>>2508591ROFL LMAO HOWNEW.RU >does a 360 and walks away
stupid ploid
83look closerwarschaukulmbelswielunmakes no sense on any level
wtfi was right in not turning on dynamic province names
/gsg/ - Groß Strategie General
Reichskommisariat /gsg/
How come in HoI5 in my current campaign Russia has been at war with Ukraine for over 4 years?Neither of them refuse to white peace. Is my game bugged?
monster girl dreams is quite good no clue why i uninstall.exed it a decade agowondering when the gsg part is going to start though i still don't have my own kingdom
>>2508657You are a woman. Not even a tranny. A woman.
look at this ploider calling others womengo back to the knitting club
Old McDonald had a farm
could go for a mcdonnies
83 what do i know. safe is a bit old and switched gamelanguages inbetween
*blobs into maccas*
nice looking georgiashame i'll make it groB in this war
uhhhh, ok englandlovely rival system there johan
ughtomorrow we attack the ottomans since they seem to be occupied with the mamelukes
why is half your country azeri
*enables yesman*
it's spelled debug_yesmen doe
because every country in eu4 given enough time blobs to the point of unrecognizability also because i need them to be more than 50% of my dev so i can culture shift to averi and form persia
>plays a trad white man tag>plans to switch into a big brown nation anywaythis guy just can't help it
georgia? white?
who is averi
type of churros
zhourrosweirrosshurros
the fox
Imagine being an unciv in 1870 then the British come and conquer your country with their BBCs (Big British Cocks)
janny ban that guy
Why can't eu5 be good yet bros... I've done enough eu4 campaigns to last a lifetime and after experiencing a modern gsg like imperator or vic3 eu4 just feels so much like a board game. Basically no difference than Risk. It's been like a year since release and eu5 is still in the "good foundation but gameplay is shit and completely changes after each update which somehow still doesn't fix the game" phase I just wanna play my grobsbyzantium campaign and have fun
this but league of legends
>>2508930>eu just feels so much like a board game. Basically no difference than Risk.EU is a board game. Nu-Paradox fans forget this.
someone ordered a grossgermania?
wow anon that is an awesome grobe germanische reich how did you do it so quickly??
Kind of silly how Ukraine uses Russian imperial alphabet but Russia doesn't
fastest i could do it was like 1850
it's vanilla so it was kind of cheesyearly war with austria by decing on its protectorate, after wiping out their armies, (was allied to uk) attacked france, then denmark while keeping the austria war goingminor sphere wars, building in minors and war justifications in between, beat france and denmark, then austria dropped out of gp, waited for jingoism to sphere austria
Böhmenbros...
My support is with Brohemia...
america is using imperial units but they are no empirecurious
why would you play as silesia
>they are no empirewho are you trying to fool
Why indeed... Only 3k dead Opoles btw
>>2509006>america is using imperial unitsAmerica uses the American Customary Systems (ACS) not Imperial units. Imperial units are based on the slug as the unit of mass and a pound of force is derived from that, while the ACS is based on the pound-force (lbf), from which the pound-mass (lbm) is derived. This then necessitates the use of the gravitational constant g_c which is a pain to work with.>but they are no empire>curious[Country] wants war with us. Look how close they put their country to our military bases.>t. engineer
american religion is zionism
>I hate FranceMuh safe-edgy reddit humour kill yourself
the amount of nerd per virgin oil radiating off that post
i really do hate france thought all their gay enlightenment and revolution and nationalism have been a disaster for the human race
there wouldn't have been groBgermaniums without the later howsoeverbeit
there was no grob germaniumsi still think its kinda cringe how france was bigger in 1815 than in 1792, how do you lose back to back bigly wars and come out as the winner
there was.
... if it was made by a devious smelly anglo
what if germany won ww1 and the central powers and commies were locked in a space war
Opole > Pole
3 years later and still nobody beat my grob germanium
you dont even have france shame on you
grob preuben is cuter
no, klein preuben is. speaking of which, 3 years later and still nobody beat my klein preubischen kolonien reich
who stole your rheinland broalso those are some tiny colonies
>>2509097going eastward as byz ahh campaign
can i do like switch bohemian and form greater moravia?(i think the opole is a pole)
great moravia doesnt get the mission tree
going westward as byz is just regular ottomans
mh and cant form bohemia too. Schweinerei. knew bavaria is shit
but truce with poland is over this year
I was just about to say I have no casus belli... but fate seems to want me go
>>2509112bleat for me little sheep
people say vic2 is goated but what is the time period it is trying to simulate? were liquor factories a big thing in the late medieval period?
think where we would be if hitler had never invaded USSR and had faked the moon landings himself
dark anby
holocaust
>>2508245going to post it or no?
>>2507579mount & blade already does this
>the fact there's no 1933 setting for hoi$ tells you everything you needed to know about this ""game""can somebody please post this to steam reviews (presently VAC banned)
why are you a cheater?why were you playing with bottom of the barrel free cheats that can be detected by the ancien software that is valve anti cheat?
uuuuh aaaah
>>2509036Everyone hates the French though.
uhhh idunno was the prohibition a beeg deel some1 ask grok plox i am of retard
>>2509329yes that's the inspiration, but mount and blade has free roaming map contrast to Risk-style map like PDX games
>>2509333why would you pay for cheats
so you don't get vacb& like a retard
Jealous Angloids and Mutts will cope and seethe but Frankreich will last 1000+ years in every timeline
We got Faceting and income is going crazy btw, big moves in Yurop soon™
it lasted 1500 years irl but it's ending now
nigga devved for renaissance
how do you know? it's 1964, there's like a million ways he could've gotten itif it was 1951 and he had reneissance then we'd know but as it stands we don't knowalso i'm pretty sure he's not a nigger
Nah I bought it from the Italians before they left the HRE>ending now2000+ years bro stay mad
500 year long niggerreich
what's ur endgoal silesiabro? to abandon the campaign in the 1480s again?
^^^But enough about the Germans
thanks for the answer, looking forward to the next 15 in-game years
>391 meant for 385Bohemia next btw392Evens I abandon the campaign, odds I form Poland and then PLC and go to 1821
poland is overpowered doe
Poland might be but Opoland sure isn't. We got stackwiped despite tech 6 advantage due to my own incompetence and Brandenburgs god-tier general (6/5/3/2 btw). Currently sieging down Berlin while hoping Sweden stays in the war long enough for me to peace out some of these German minors without Denmark and Norway coming to fuck me
look at Silesia not Marching the Teutons and form poland in the end or let them run free
Was planning on no-cbing them before their truce with fake-Poland runs out
*declares war on u*t. poland
1st casualty, the Pomeranians were expendable anyways
can someone play Brandenburg and only rush Silesia and Krakow, please?im too busy gooning
^ what does that even mean?a speedrun to owning krakyiv??
ill do it if you give me a reason but i wont rush rush it ill do a regular brandenburg game i abandon in 1480 after taking siles
Krakau, Yes. seeing how strong with just Silesia an Krakau.I don´t want to because of min maxing and pp strengthwar all the small one now. then after 5 more years, you can do whatever
Have to go but here is war balance atm. Strongly considering peacing out Denmark by giving them Sweden's land.
wdym "how strong with just Silesia an Krakau"?if you dev each province to 45 dev with 3 expansions of infrastructure you'll be more powerful than france
just some good operations into Poland
now what
i can´t see anything
now own anything in Silesia, or Krakow
silesia and magdeburger are my vassals doe
now you wait til Silesia-pole will form poland and then we attack
*clears throat*...
niggers
can you repeat that? I couldn't hear you from back here
warwhat is it good for
for vidyagames. but virtual war is enough by now
so. the georgian guy was the silesian pole all along?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ5v8L08Flg
>t. bobocrunchSent from my iPhone
literally who
stop pretending we all know who bobo is he runs this board
ohh i saw that post i was in that thread
eu4 chads run /gsg/
you're saying this place is run by someone who still has nothing attributed to him, besides a stupid name?okay, but how exactly does he interact in here?
he shall henceforth be referred to as georgiareplayeretardgeorgetard for short
good morning you jeet
just learned about water deershit's fucked yo
>>2509691he might be onto something here... thoughts?
she's an ipad kid/gsg/ is the home of liqqy where building anything doesnt do anything at all but at the end of the game youre proud of your industry scoreeu5 is like that, the rest of the game is just mediocre
>long-term investments?>sounds a little... strategic>DOES NOT BELONG IN MY STRATEGY GAME
my wife left me for warhammersays she only goes for winnersI don't know what to do anymore
this a good starting base to do Byzantium Push East?Or someone with better Country recommendations. Pope, Austria, Teutons?
>this a good starting base to do Byzantium Push East?what did he mean by this?
if this is a good base of operation (Finanzier) to start byzantiums Push East. ESL would´ve understand
whatever retard no one cares about your gibberish
memegame2 niggas be like:>why yes, i released the Duchy of Snerbia from Saxony in 1836, instantly went into -£60k national debt on day 1 to max my budget spendings, and used a military transit exploit to march my entire 3,000 man army to invade Madagascar before France even finished researching Positivism.>i then spent 16 in game years manipulating the global dye market by building a single Luxury Clothes factory in Bautzen staffed entirely by 58,000 radicalized Malagasy farmers who fled the Merina monarchy. every 30 days, i toggled the stockpile tariff between -100% and +100% during a Prussian cabinet crisis to force their militancy to wrap around into negative integers, turning them into ultra-loyal Slavic-Pagan Snerbian nationalists who only sew haute couture waistcoats.>i then intentionally allowed a 2.1 million man Pan-Slavic rebel doomstack to occupy Lusatia for 14 straight years. why? because holding your starting capital under rebel siege while technically at war with Zanzibar triggers a hidden engine exploit that lets you enact Pensions and Minimum Wage in 1851 without ever passing Secret Ballots>did this completely liquidate my agricultural base and turn the Upper Spree basin into an ungodly hyperpolluted industrial dystopia where the primary export is Madagascar-dyed Snerbian silk coats? yes. did my Wiendiszt craftsmen board a chartered fishing boat, drift across the Indian Ocean, and establish a sovereign Republic of Socotra? also yes.>but now my daily income is +£210,000 and i singlehandedly produce 99% of the world's dye and luxury garment supply>after a bit of minor micro, i formed Großsnerbiums in 1854 using a totally historical modded decision that requires:>500.0 prestige>ownership of cootbus, leipzig, and a single kiosk in Lübbenau>at least 40,000 politically conscious snerb craftsmen>vgh, i'm so ready to post my pop migration heatmaps on /v2g/ so the meta tryhards can weep over my perfect 0.00% unemployment rate in the Indian Ocean.
EFL niggers keep your subhuman language for yourselves then
polacken larping as EFL for gibs
laddingtons are you ready to witness the greatest ck3 campaign you have ever seen?starting as a crimean goth adventurer, first order of business is to travel to italy and conquer whatever land we can get, then swearing fealty to the eastern roman empire, and eventually conquering rome and ruling over it as a loyal vassal king to the basileus, like the foederati of old.then, settling italy with goths, and one day splintering off from the eastern roman empire and establishing a new, germanic, roman empire and converting to roman religion and larping as romans.vgh my laddingtons, it will be kino indeed.
when i click build villager in aoe 2 i want to see a fuarking loading screen!!! none of that action reaction bullpoop!!! nothing makes me harder than watching a pregnancy bar slowly fill from 0 to 100 with a 14% per month of adding a percantage!!! and then waiting 9 months for the baby villager to pop out and another 13 years for the baby villager to start wagglan his willy in female villagers!!!
>>2509791this is illegal you creep
time to spank the ottomans
wtf these otterniggers moved in a shattered retreat animation through my tabriz fort and attacked my sieging army in the mountains -____-thankfully missions are broken because they pander to this >>2509750 >>2509754 sort of audience and i have a major morale and discipline advantage
fuck forgot image
this was me """attacking""" into mountains with understrength regimentsmodern eu4 everyone
jesus
sissy boy sentinels
>stack enough modifiers>the ai hides from you>even hard mode doesn't helpnice game johan
>how about I make a quick gsg? surely, I can get something done in 48h hours>week later and still not even close to anything playableI hate myself. I don't know how people do it for 48-hour game jams.
how many more retards are going to try to make their own gsg and then give up
>I don't know how people do it for 48-hour game jams.theres a reason they always pick babyshit with a meme gimmick>>2509845ohh me me i still haven't tried yet!!!
pillage istanbul y/n?
why are you writing like you're on wattpad
wow THREE whole provinces?
that's 2 (two) provinces doeand 1400 ducats in cash and war repsgod i love money
did three flops finally teach paradogs that people play mappainters to paint the map and not to stare at a little nigger realm in bumfuck nowhere on speed 5 playing with sliders that give +0.01 reddit karma
>i invested in my army and now that i have an overwhelming advantage the ai won't mindlessly fall into my obvious trap and waste manpower how could this happen to me \(>__<')/ ugu~ what a kusoge <(@wwwww@)>
i look like this and say this
you look cute and glompable
he takes 2 (two) provincesrevolutionary
why would he blob into a downstream trade node with turkey not co-belligerented?
why would he take random wrong culture wrong religion provinces when canik is pontic orthodox core of trebizond or sinope which is a centre of trade in krim (his home node)
what is left to do now that he formed grosscaucasiums other than of course running uninstall.exe
sinop is an istanbul trade node centre of trade doe89forming persia or rome, i haven't really decided which
because georgia would want to liberate the orthodoxy of the blurple chicken?
why would georgians care about the orthodox muslims across the atlantic?now gruzins they would really want to liberate their pravoslav borthers
>>2509845Probably not manyI'm just exceptionally autistic in that regard.Like, as much as I enjoy paraslop, I'm always unsatisfied and annoyed by game design choices. And mods just feel like band-aid.
is eu5 good yet
>>2509891What’s that purple shit in Aragon? What did they do to Genoa?>t. stopped patching ten years ago
can one of you try the ck3 dune mod
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOmKTSpgpJY@everyoneThis is an important video
is that faggot doing his fifth run of georgia
also i'm not watching your youtube gayporn videos
did AARnon ever start his hoi3 China AAR?is he even still alive?
i dont wanna
why would anyone watch a >1 hours video on schizoslop
If you consider paradogs gamed "schizoslop" then why dontou kfuck why are you here retard???
songs of syx is kinda cool i just wish i wasn't a creatively bankrupt retard who just makes infinite boxes everytime he has to design something
did you even look at the videothe girl (male) goes through dozen mods, its incomprehensible sloplike just make liqqy videos
i'd play songs of syx if it would let me build on multiple maps/towns/locations
i don't think you'd actually want that it'd be too much of a pain to deal with multiple settlementsyou can name your guy adolf hitler and paint the map in prussian blue is that not good enough
noi can do that in age of empires 2
imt bwuofmbebtif bwowe tbtod fjian Y3ahFbakiserrifjMaiswrriech Rucming eueorpeam contactThat video ony outhbe HYrucjkk That video on youth e rhe video you call """"""wchizosplpe'cccccc""""""" """schzoslop"""?? You ficking FUCK dumbass you dumb fucking retards you rfixkinf dumbass keajserrjch bufmxjng dumbasshxh You see the video is about like 5 mods not 20 ornwheoebr many you think tbeivizeo is about you RETARD it's actually concise FUCK YOU
you can genocide other races in syx though
bpbo onpnoboboboyeah yeah we get itYou're right.I LOVE VICTORIA 2 MODDER TRANNIES
rape but the rapist doesn't enjoy it
^pirating Victoria 3
the gothic rome campaign continues.so, after 5 years of wandering about we have managed to conquer a county in south italy due to a power vacuum forming after the muslim emirate collapsed.to secure our foothold we sweared fealty to the eastern roman emperor, mein basileus, mein kaisar (in gothic kaiser is spelled kaisar with an a, just a little sidenote for u non-goths)just like the foederati of old, vgh, next step, dominating south italy, then, conquering rome
i dont understand why a goth would ever want to be a roman vassal instead of just blobbing and forming lombardia
the poster is a gothGIRL and therefore submissive willing to bet 20 dollars goth poster is submissive in bed (in masturbation)
>>2509999just watched the mod video, it's alrightI really don't like how it does not go too deepnintonanbennqr and she pick ts the one country wherever the cothe content isn't there for the firmable FUCK
Wtf is that aspect ratio???
4 years of campaigning later, the goths devour naples. now the goths consolidate their strength and await an opportune moment to strike, they lie in wait - like lions eyeing their prey.>why a goth would ever want to be a roman vassal its just business bro, i conquer rome for u, u protect me from the angry mudslimes and christians kinda deal.
https://cyoa.cafe/api/files/5kxdvx071c10s2t/aglx03ql903skzl/myd5cendjr4_page1_wam9jrefhk.webprate my prussia
>>2509840>>2509914are you me? i feel like i like ideaguying the concepts more than actualizing itas for your realm screen, do those countryside buildings exist abstractly or do they belong to your vassals since you're modeling your placeholder system after warband? why does the garrison use the floating point numbers?
>>2510028>.webp0/10
>chastity>womb tattoogenuine massive slut, idc what the text saysreminds me of my ex who got one like that after we broke up... i just know her new bf is cumming in her nonstop bros... and im on gsg... aaahhhh im gonna fuckin kill myself
ez pz lemon squeezy
and just like that the goths are two steps away from rome.what will happen next in this exciting and grand campaign of the goths sweeping across the italian peninsula??? tune in tomorrow to find out
>>2510040>are you me? i feel like i like ideaguying the concepts more than actualizing itApparently so. Everything I do gets bloated; I can't make anything simple. And then I give up because it has become so overcomplicated it possibly can't be fun.>arrison use the floating point numbersTechnically all values in PDX games are floating numbers, they just typically rounded before displayed, which I forgot to do there.There was a time I tried to work with integers because it made more logical sense, but in reality, without floats, it means things won't change in certain situations.>do those countryside buildings exist abstractly or do they belong to your vassals since you're modeling your placeholder system after warband? Conceptually, those are villages. Each town has 10 villages that provide supplies and emigrants to the town.Each village has its own population, fort level, settlement level, etc.Raids can destroy villages, so in theory the army doesn't even have to besiege a town to capture it; they can gradually destroy its villages and watch the town's garrison shrink as supplies run out.My only issue is its realism. So, a village's max population is 1,000, and I want there to be max 10 villages, no 100. So, it is unrealistic that 10,000 peasants would be able to feed an urban population of the same size.
okay, but who asked
inverted nipples supremacy general
the detrannification of grand strategical gaming WILL succeed (should God will it)
cute mapgamers in my local area
canada,... nothing makes me quite as painfully ERECT as the stunning landscapes and folks of canada
Man i remember pole5fag and his slow ass eu5 campaign, that shit was was so much better than this tranny shit we're stuck with now. Just didn't know how good we had it
pole5fag, as the name suggests, was a teanny herselfwe can only spefulate what happened ro her though i have my suspicions
there is a poland between your venice
the gothic ruma (thats rome for u non-goths) campaign resumes.so, since we have signed a truce with the pope we are spending our free time raiding and pillaging muslim sicily. oh what joy, so much gold and prestige to be had, we are just like the barbarians of old.ideally we get to fame level 3 to unlock the conquer duchy cb, with that we can seize ruma (thats rome for u non-goths) in one fell swoop, however the garrison there is large, 2400 men to be exact. so we will need a larger army to siege it.... hmmm but perhaps we can decimate the pope's armies and occupy the surrounding areas to force the pope into submission, we will see. we will cross that bridge when we get to it.
wake me up when you have a monarch worthy of being called Theoderic (Þiudareiks for you Goths) II
turks are white
t. urk
>>2509807goth bois be like>Hello sailor, my name is Sissy Bawd ;)
>replyfag>is gay
What did you expect? CK3 is a foidcoded game. Is basically the sims with incest and rape. That's what women want.
you can't rape doe
you can force a prisoner to become a concubine
So now I'm gonna have to put up with all the anti brazilian propaganda and slurs? This is not /pol/. I ahd to leave that place because it was not good for my mental health, jesuschrist
schizo
wake up
it doesn't count as rape if its willingthere's no woman under the sun who wouldn't want to be imprisoned by and turned into the concubine of some epic emperor
but would you want to be forced to be the 4th concubine of the desport of yerevan?
cute imagei do like how that mod makes the arrows smoother and adds colours but nobody ever uses them
0its better than nothing
should i go for a bizarro-rome or should i let the east rot and focus on the VVESTv
What's the 2026 consensus on how big German borders should be, and are these borders doable in HPM?
>>>/int/225789356
i like that map but it needs elsass and a colony in tunesia
>african flag
>no SchleswigDanish hands made that
that germany is just pure seethe at the existence of slavs
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3816349981
wtf free city gotland
the time has come.after hundreds of years, once more gothic warriors march on rome, this time under the employ of the eastern roman emperor, mein basileus, mein kaisar (thats caesar for u non-goths) to restore roman rule to the ancient city.they struck a deal; brutish sisebutos, gather your warriors, force open the gates, rejoin the ancient capital to the empire, and you may watch over it and settle the land with your people.jawohl. mein basileus, mein kaisar
the popes soldiers are such weaklings
and we were in fact able to 100% it without sieging rome itself
oops wrong image
vvvvggghh it looks so epic on the map guys
whats your army gothic one.i dont know wether i do pope as bizzie push east or the venice campaign for it. can i as tuscany into sardinien Piedmont into two siciliys into latin empire. i mean, can latin empire and bizantine exist both at the same time?
+ i alt f4´d vassal naples is not the move
>your troops sack a city>just spend some money to gain army professionalism>it's by far the best outcomewtf johan that makes no sense
Continued after a brief intermission. The war has progressed to our advantage although it has been a massive slog. Waiting for a few sieges to finish to finally end this. Gelre got the Burgundian Inheritance and Frankreich is having internal struggles btw
Alright this is getting ridiculous. Denmark broke through Holstein with Brandenburg's general and Thuringia's army just got wiped. They're at medium war enthusiasm and 14k Norwegians just arrived in eastern Pomerania so I'm making a small concession to end this war immediately
Farewell Moraviums :(
Was it worth it? Absolutely not. We did it thoughbeit. Also noticed there is a localisation for province names for the western slavs that's pretty neat
did you accept germans?
get this eu4 trash off my face
Not yet, I think I'll most likely accept the Pomeranians and culture convert the rest to West Slavic or Polish
nuh yeh
absolut useless silesian campaign
poland gets a mission that instantly converts pomeranians to polish
conquer slut(sk)
ottomans should get a mission that instantly converts greeks and the balkans to turkishit's what happened irl
better a silesia campaign than a fifth georgian campaign
look i'm showing those other guys how to play georgia properlyalso the goal is to form a huwhite persia
>those other guyswho, your alternative personalities
silesia is just another polish campaign...
>Better view of Europe and our next target705Good shout I'll keep that in mind708We'll be blobbing into our rightful PLC clay soon enough
whats wrong with trucebreaking anyway it happened all the time in the real world
because people kept doing it in paradox employee mp sessions and johan got upset
just take königsberg, vasall the order. give poland to the order and form prussia you cuck
trucebreaking is retarded because irl you could just take whatever you wanted in one war as long as you get the resources to physically grab itin paradox games you're limited to a certain amount of land/money/whatever by arbitrary limits which work in conjunction with truce timers to limit your blobbing
why would he form prussia when poland has better military modifiers?
>slonsk>look inside>it's just western poland
daily reminder that the area nowadays referred to as poland had been inhabited by germanics for centuries before the slavs migrated there
just how dolny does that slask get
>germoids conquer land from celtoids>germoids get their lands conquered by slavoids>germoids conquer lands back from slavoids>germoids get their lands conquered back by slavoids >germoids proceed to cry no fair for a century thereafterget a grip, genuinely. le proud aryan warrior master race lost and can do nothing but bitch about it on the internet. pathetic.
unaesthetic polelover fucks
it's spelled pullover
just don't forget that everything you own was made by germans and the only reason you aren't in a mudhut is because they gave you free cash
We have a miltech advantage and the deeptech in the form of hungarian mercenaries so this should be easy enough >Looks at camera
>hungarian mercenariesnigger army
And yet Königgsberg will fall all the same
western soviet lands never contained mudhuts though
>New king just droppedWaiting to finish coring lands/finding a Court Artist so I can stab up before making peace. The Peasant's War will fire if I don't
very polish name, almost as polish as ulryk
Are we Opoles larping as Germans or Germans larping as Poles?
just pop your golden era for the -10% all power costs, get clergy loyal and then stab up
they're poles who are my opps
>Big war in the Med.We have to chill for a bit due to massive amounts of War Exhaustion but I'm tempted to send our mercs. as condotierri to observe the war/help out in sieges
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dARbxEKCTfkvute little green preuben
Wtf I love germanics now. Green Preuben about to pop off
to paraphrase that one oglaf comic strip, you used to be a country with your own goals, hopes and dreams. now you're just the emperor of the hre
I'm sorry anon I had to... the bonuses were calling to me like the Green Goblin mask and I plan to stay Catholic anyways so I figured I might as well. Also have any of you experienced strange behaviour with the 'Teutons join the Empire' incident? It fired as soon as I became emperor and I closed the HRE tab before voting as I wanted to see which way the Princes were leaning. When I opened the tab the incident vote buttons were gone and on save and reload it's as if the incident never fired.
Couldn't sleep, fuck this game genuinely. 15 year regency after the Emperor died (he was like 27 btw). This means we are absolutely cucked for wars beyond indirect influence and have to sit on our asses for the next 14 years. Very cool.
get boy preggers
bonuci
vgh... the Aryans have come home...
Alright I did some thinking about this whole regency situation. I originally had planned to play out this war as a good emperor and release a bunch of Princes; I didn't want to blob into the Channel. With that being said given that this is the only bit of expansion we'll be doing for the forseeable future I guess we may as well take enough land to make a vassal for the income/trade power. There will be a small coalition but I think with a year or two of improving relations it should be more than manageable. Additionally I can take advantage of the fact that there won't be an Election in the HRE for a while to break my alliances with the electors/start vassal-maxxing to expand peacefully. Will update if anything happens (it won't)
This whole time Austria has been deathwarring Venice btw.
>peace deal
Have been monitoring the situation in and around Europe and we might be able to annex Stettin by allying Wolgast/intervening in this war. I've set the provinces as vital interest, let's see how this goes
why would you punish cute little geldern blobbing picardy isnt even in the hre, your ejust feeding it to france
because he wants that la manche trade moneybeing the emperor gives you a lot of manpower and force limit but very little money, so you pretty much need either trade or gold to be a good emperor
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they tried to institute the caste system but it was already too lateimagine if they stayed as separate from the natives as the ptolemies from aegyptians
the gothic ruma (thats rome for u non-goths) campaign resumes.so, 10 years of conquest later and the gothic kingdom is starting to take shape.eventually the plan for this campaign is to split from the eastern roman empire but im not in a hurry with it.depending on how the campaign goes, maybe ill conquer all the lands required for the restoration of the roman empire and let the ai basileus do it
rumatism
the ptolemies stayed seperate by inbreeding and the local hellenes assimilated by the time of the arab conquestthe only reason you had greeks there centuries later is because they moved there during ottoman time
it's the beginning of the ottoman era for me as well*falls asleep on the couch*
what's the point of playing a meme culture if you're just going to sit feal to the greeks anyway
>rakish>flagellant>withering mind>infirm>brutally mauledbro has gone completely insane. mein basileus... mein kaiser... 82 years old btw, you almost never see that in ck2, so thats cool to see in ck3, as long as its not too common for characters to get this old
the great gothic king died. now he feasts in valhalla...three sons inherit his realm. one in sardinia, one in sicily, and aloito is the new king of ruma.pretty cool how this gimps my power level and now theres two ai gothic kings who are vassals to the basileus who will go and do their own thing.what exciting and grand turns of events await us? will the three gothic brothers remain loyal vassals of the basileus? will they band together against the basileus? or will they fight each other over petty claims?choices, choices, choices.that will be all for today my laddingtons. if you dont want to miss out on this truly epic campaign then make sure you tune in for the next episode
>what's the point of playing a meme culture if you're just going to sit feal to the greeks anywaythe point is to become independent later and found a gothic western roman empire and convert to greco-roman religion resulting in goths larping as romans
one day mare nvstrum vvivv be mIne
97you should build a holy site for every god in the Etruscan Italic pantheon :)
your blob is ugly
01ill do it for you my fren :DD16i hope that my ugly chud blobtruria will eventually become as beautiful as your eyes
43good morning
Good morning
Well, it took all night, but I managed to make a map that's clickable.
the rivers look like the patterns on a leaf
That's what rivers are.Most maps just exclude 98% of tributaries.In reality, unless you live in the Middle East, the closest river to you is probably less than 15 km away.
you inspire me to pick up on my gsg devving againnice blog btw, keep posting em
*blogposts*
woah what an original map
*posts the same map twice*
>>2511565unique shape, interestingunfortunately though it also includes the northern parts of the nigger continentwell, considerably better than your average cringe roman borders i guess
whom do i start? (EU4)
muscovy
other (i have 1500+ Novgorod campaign)
i never see a damn eu4 muscovy campaign in here...
get hit by a fucking train the both of you tranny faggots
Bro i have ukie gf, i cant do muscovy
poor excuse, if true
>dating an anglogrim
form ruzzia as knib
>i never see a damn eu4 muscovy campaign in here...i literally posted that a couple of days ago >>2507964
that's a single screenshoti'm talking about someone posting dozens of screenshotskind of like the ridiculous amounts of georgia-posting going on these past couple of months
you played that venice run like 2 yeasr ago
yea'... this place is fuckedone day i'm going to spam ck3 and torture you guys back to posting good campaigns
the gothic ruma (thats rome for u non-goths) campaign is good
>>2511682I take that not literally.And yes, you should dev, regardless of how time-consuming it is.
Brother i would LOVE to post my campaign but Uploading files from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abuse [More Info].Please verify your e-mail address or try again later.4chan Pass users can bypass this block. [Learn More]If you really want me to i can post it in some cursed AARnon imgur format though i hate having to write a ton of shit before pressing post.
oh noooo i can't bear to think about all the polandposts i'm missing out on :(
So, in PDX games, all pieces are one-sided. The winner demands things, while loser gets nothing. But historically, most wars involved some compromises; e.g., a country that lost territory often received monetary compensation. Is it really that difficult to balance a mutual peace treaty?>muh player would exploit AI
>a country that lost territory often received monetary compensationname 3 peace deals where that happened
Are we making the /gsg/ wow forever guild on RP or RP-PVP?
i will never forgive blizzard for flanderizing warcraft with world of warcraft
wow is for faggotsi guess you fit right in
During barons wars, the Baron invited Prince Louis to take England's throne, so he invaded.But he was defeated in the Battle of Lincoln, and then privateers sank his reinforcement fleet, trapping him in England with a depleted army.So, William Marshal bribed him to abandon his claim on France.In the Treaty of Brétigny, despite England technically winning and getting sovereign Aquitaine and ransom for the king, Edward renounced his claim on France.
First one is just getting little bit of warscore from battles to lower the enemy's war enthusiasm and then conceding defeat giving war indemnities to get out of a stalemated war quicker.2nd one is an unrelated ransom under the rules of chevalry and only then is a making a quid pro quo cleaning up the borders for renouncing a title.So u have 2 examples one of which is shaky. Surely if it's so common u'llbe able to come up with the 3rd
>/gsg/ wow forever guild on RP or RP-PVP?why rp
you need a be at least a little bit of a roleplayer to enjoy grandi strategy gamesthey're simply not fun when you approach them with the cold calculated mindset of a powergamer like arumba
Ah people still remember Arumba.If I recall correctly.>he was a car salesman>began as CK2 let's player>married latino pussy>transitioned into EU4>quit his job>reached 200K subs relatively fast>collaborated with Quil and Northern Lion>was endorsed by Johan>got tired of PDX games and tried transition to Factorio>but nobody watched his videos>relutacntly was forced to come back EU4 full time>began making constant passive-aggressive rants>suffering from depression when his views dropped>his wife cheated on him because he spent all his time recording>frustrated, he neglected or hit his kid at some point>his wife divorced him>other streamer and PDX cut contact with him>spend few months on suicide watch>came back and abandoned his 200K channel and moved to Twitch
my friend oinked and gave me a friend code for the free week so i have to play that game nowgsg foreva
you don't remember correctlyhe was an insurance salesman and he fell out with johan over some absolute nothingburger of an innocent complaint about mechanicshis gold digger green card seeker colombiano wife left him because not only did he lose his good looks he stopped bringing home the fat paycheck after falling out with johan and stopping playing eu4then he came back to eu4 and started daydrinking to make it bearable
why is your friend using drug dealer tactics on you?????
>>2511971that's somehow more depressing than I remembered
before eu4
after eu4
I remember him being so enthuistic in his early videos, so when he began being ultra-cynical there was nothing left
eu4, not even once
>his gold digger green card seeker colombiano wife left him becauseisn't there a way for the american spouse to deny his/her immigrant spouse the path to getting a green card just by neglect?lmao he should've just tried keeping that shit out of her reachoh, you don't want to be a stay-at-home wife and mom? see ya!
>>2511953https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Edinburgh%E2%80%93Northampton>The terms of the treaty stipulated that in exchange for £20,000 sterling,[1] the English Crown would recognise:>The Kingdom of Scotland as fully independent;>Robert the Bruce, and his heirs and successors, as the rightful rulers of Scotland;>The border between Scotland and England as that recognised under the reign of Alexander III.
>invade>fight a prolonged war>realize the land is more trouble than it's worth>fuck off while settling for some money out of the whole thingit's elementary, my dear ploid
look, i agree with you. trading land and other things in and out of wars would be a nice addition to paradox games, BUT you struggle to provide examples for something you said happened "often"
just take look at thesehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_treatiesThose are full of mutual exchange.e.g. >Peace of Pressburg (1271): Hungary renounced its claims on western Austrian provinces and Ottokar renounced the support of Stephen's internal opposition and promised the extradition of them.
hungary was better off under the ottomans desu
i didn't know orban was a turk
crusader kings logic:>i have claim on kingdom of france>i declare war on king of france>i capture king of france after a battle>i now get to enforce my demands and i am now king of francereal world logic:>i have claim on kingdom of france>i declare war on king of france>i capture king of france after a battle>king of france remains my prisoner and guest with a hefty ransom while the war continues, as both sides wish to press for an advantage on the field>eventually lose the initiative as the war becomes more and more protracted>negotiate treaty in which king of france cedes vast lands and pays a ransom in exchange for me renouncing my claim on kingdom of france(treaty of bretigny)
I loved ck2's trait artck3's is abysmal
yeah
i like this one
i still remember when arumba got blacklisted by pdx for some utterly trivial tritepoor guy lived and died by shitty gay tranny games though i guess that's our fate too
it genuinely is, just generally ugly and the designs are so busy it actually takes like half a second to even comprehend what you're looking atsome of them are obvious (e.g. wroth, brave), but a lot are really vague.i remember that image form when the trait icons were first revealed - i recall someone replying with the shy trait listed as "frequents gloryholes". made me laugh; probably the most entertainment ck3 has given me to date. but seriously, how the fuck does that icon represent shyness?
Hello gamers.By popular demand I am bringing this series out of hiatus slightly before it's done hybernating. You may see where we left off in the image. Time flies. How this will work is that, today, I will give you an update on the strategy I've come up with, and each day, we will advance by exactly one day so that we may update our strategy and hopefully, via teamwork and consensus, we will have a fool-proof plan by the time we're done.This war is a shitshow. I don't think I could have expected the HRE emperor to be able to call on so many HRE vassals. It's difficult to show the full extent of the war, it's basically a coalition war at this point. But, there is hope.the plan is to regroup the northernmost occupying force in such a way that Bohemians and their 11k allies give chase, then regroup at the Gdańsk fort, wasting their time. With any luck they will try to unsiege what is being sieged right now.Meanwhile, the southern force is to finish their respective occupations and move south, marching around Slovakia and into Hungary, hopefully the Hungarian troops will have the common sense to do something useful and march onto Austrian borders. Yes, Austria is in this war, they are almost as strong as us in numbers BUT their only fortifications are the city walls around Vienna. The plan is to occupy most of Austria, maybe Vienna itself, maybe not, but most of their towns, and force them and subsequently Tyron to capitulate, bringing the war to something resembling a managable state.The problem with this plan? Allies are not allowed to abandon wars until 12 months have passed, meaning until 1 February 1379 we just need to score as many occupations and avoid as many battles as possible. Can this last? Plan A is to widdle the coalition down until the balance of power isn't so bleak and Bohemia is willing to white peace out. Plan B is to secure okay-ish surrender conditions. Brandenburg is unfortunately well protected. https://pimpandhost.com/album/234731640
cp don't click!!!
^^the new arumba
uh what was it again lemonparty.org make sure to click this guise!!
remember when lemonpartei used to be a shock site? the image feels extremely tame these days
934bro post ur battlenet
nl_kripparrian
>porn-ad image-hosting sitewhy don't you just use imgur dumbass
Whole personality trait system is bad.It's like... if you trait is Brave-Calm-Justwhat does that even mean?And why does impact stats but not lifestyle?Not the system I'd design. I feel all these traits are just symptoms of behavior.Like in the real world, the reason why a person might display diligence qualities is based on their worldview.So, universally, I think instead of having a dozen personality trait with hundred combinations, I think it would make more sense to have a handful of archetype personalities.
you can just wipe that moravain regiment if you try hard enough lol idk what thissue here is supposed tobbeAa from the e rest i wood say go to the South fuck up austria but don't separatora Peace but rather get as many coppuations gong ans when that needs you just fucking youtube.com/watch?v=wCocYGGuMgo do this to them just use it *(austria) as a please bargening tactic and dump that shit i k OE o it's not with Ti man not worth it AND also id like to mention ck2 traits you could have a milion I'm Gallagher they glad they rlimited then to three
is there like a way to filter stuttering retards or something
only little bitches use 3rd party filters doereal gsgeers just ignore
v=wCocYFGuMgo this is what you should do to austria this is the linn
>what does that even mean?it means your character is brave, calm, and just. for an ai character it means it will behave more bravely, more calmly, and more justly. as opposed to cowardly, angrily, and unjustly.it impacts stats and stats impact your lifestyle. if you pick a martial lifestyle for example and your martial skill is high you get more points. if you pick a learning lifestyle and you have low learning skill you dont get many points. ai characters will pick lifestyles according to their stats.
stuttering is part of gsg culture at this point
that rpg skill tree really was braindeadit doesn't belong and you always do the same shit because 95% of the skills are shit like +1 tranny opinion and the remaining 5% +5 demesne limit
>why don't you just use imgur dumbassRange banned. Any other questions?>schizopostuh if you understand you correctly, sure, need to wait until February anyway so might as well see how those occupations impact potential peace deals.
imgur rangebanned you???
>AND also id like to mention ck2 traits you could have a milion I'm Gallagher they glad they rlimited then to threethey just limited personality traits to 3 and now you can get a billion normal traits instead
honestly bro at this point you might as well just start over and play on the newest version A lot has changed since you last posted. The game... evolved....Here I'll even make a poll for you since you love those so much https://strawpoll.com/wby5QPxbwyA
it doesnt let me add an option
Yeah rears the thing is witubthay now they have 3 perosnalitie traits they can actually just , fucking donthay the traits are supposse dot be doing meing before every character was basically the say eme but now they trains actually matter and make the acharacters behave differently because due to them being only 3 they don't always average out to he the same man
grand strategy for the employed? or a good into gst? im' dumb as hell and only played HoMM / XCOM / Civ back in the dayRTS is way too much for my dumbass also
look up eu4 art of war (it's an older version) on a torrent siteif that's too complicated look for another genre
I managed to add "I don't give a fuck" just fine try refreshing Depends on what history period you're into skeleton man. These games are all simple to pick up if you're not retarded and have played games before and also aren't hoi3 or earlier.
he just said he's retarded and even rtses are too much for him when they're as simple as select unit then click attack move
I'd say eu5 is easy to get into but epic and eu4 is even easier to get into but not as epic Victoria 3 is just a bad game (5/10 at best) and Victoria 2 is easy to get into but janky and you need mods that ARENT easy to get into because they don't have any tutorials and expect you to read the changelog to know what's what.Ck2 and 3 are both super easy to get into but you need to be wearing a skirt to enjoy those or at the very least a clitty cage
>Range banned. Any other questions?imgur rangebanned you?whaaaaaat? how much of a deviant tranny are you?
imggur
>how much of a deviant tranny are you?next question please:3
if only you were real instead of larping we could play so much liqqy together
why would anyone larp as a tranny
ask americans
>grand strategy for the employed?europa universalis five unironocallyyou can press "automate" on basically everything that you can possibly not understand
youre aware employed means little free time, not retardedi'd say hoi4 or ck
^ retarded wagegoy ^
>employed means little free time, not retardedkeep telling yourself that bud
yeah she doesn't have the free time to look up how trade works
>>2512077>justlywhat does mean?what sense of justify?that's the thing there is no universal justiceEvery person thinks they are moral. That's whole thing of ethics>stats impact your lifestyleI was under impression only education trait did
updating from 1.3 to 1.5 should ab4 1.4 shouldn't break the game
you die if you work
you die if you don't work, too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1ZW1r0-qrII think my next eu5 game should be As an islamic country.The question is... which one? Morocco?
play yazidisform a caliphate
houthis lost
taiz is literally encircled rn
funny thing is evropean militaries are avoiding the suez channel because of the yemen situation, so their ships have to sail around the horn costing them millions
I don't get how that's funny?
de gustibus non est disputandum
is that guy fully ai generated? looks like it
which goy?
the jews took down all the things i was using to watch the telly for free
94 guyalso the real funny thing about avoiding the suez is that its bankrupting ejypt and between that and ethiopias new mountain dams is just gonna collapse the statealso lowkey disappointed ethiopia didnt take the opportunity to blob into eritrea yet
aren't they getting raped by tigris or whatever again
tigray got rolled in a week and fled to eritrea
the 94 guy is rael but his background is sloppa'd the real funny thing is what he claims, and i took the time to listen to his video. yes, alcohol is bad for you and pretty much no one claims otherwisebut when you claim to be special forces when you're just a medic guy, and i've spoken to special forces men, you're just coming off as a poser.to clarify, what he experienced while being ATTACHED to special forces was treating for substance abuse people who were always misfits to society and who would abuse any substance they got their hands on; people who, if they hadn't landed in SOF, would end up in jail
>Government forces seize capital of Ethiopia's Tigray region from rebels>24 days agowtf why didn't you guys tell me
>>2512126you are supremely retarded
>and pretty much no one claims otherwiseWRONG my dad always repeats the "doctors recommend 1 glass of wine a day for detox" bullshit every time he's prompted >being a medic in the military doesn't give you the cred to say you've been in the military (while wearing scrubs making it obvious what your role was)okay retard
we told you but the jews didn't want you to hear about the only non-mosselman northwest african region
most people in the military dont see action, they just larp all day
>treating for substance abuse people who were always misfits to society and who would abuse any substance they got their hands onwow its almost like if the substance was out of their grasp, so like, illegal maybe, they wouldn't be doing that... woah...
and me dad always repeats that israel is our greatest ally>okay retardif a guy lies about his stolen valor it's only logical he'll lie about other things. if he wants to be taken seriously he aught not to cry wolf
>and me dad always repeats that israel is our greatest allyyeah and if I said "no mutt ever claims Israel is their greatest ally" that'd be proving me wrong>liesWheres the lie retard? Point to the untruthful statement he made.
ddi you know that local e-jeeptian elites and their british collaborators force the people of e-jeep to grow cotton instead of food as a breadbasket the river usually has been, in order to meet textile demands in europe, led to a series of famines as the local dictator preferred cash crops than sustenance.
technically it wouldnt prove you wrong unless he also states that his dad is america
claiming to be special forces without stating the unit, while just being a physician attached to a nondescript special forces unit
>you have to dox yourself actually he said he was in the military he was in the militaryfrom context (like how he says he treated people while in the military several times) its clear he was in the military as a medicso where's the fucking lie? he didn't specify which unit? why would that make what he said a lie? retard
>claiming to be special forceshe didn't that's just in your head because you have early schizophrenia
he said he was in the special forces, yet he doesn't understand the the people who are commonly in the special forces, all whilst using the connection to special forces as a credibility builder for his youtube video
look, we get it, you linked a video and you like it, but there's no reason to lie about thingshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1ZW1r0-qrI&t=46shere's the timestamp for where he claims to be former SOFbest part is that i don't dispute that alcohol is harmful for health, no one does. it's that when you start off your video with a lie it's only logical that what follows might be a lie as well
>yet he doesn't understand the the people who are commonly in the special forces,And you do?
i've spoken with people who were special forces, particularly on the subject of how it fits into the general armed forces. i've drank with men who were shortly after deployment to afghanistan and men who were recently recruited into special forces out of line unitsi know enough for it to tell someone might be talking out of his ass to establish credibility among laics
i don't fucking care retards kys kys kys
Thoughts on this?
i'll tell you when i get my hands on the files
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Heals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed prescriptions. I am trained in gorilla medicine and Im the top brain surgeon in the entire US armed forces.And so on, and so forth.
it's gorilla forces, chud
we wuz kernals and sheeit
>>2511643This side project really is the most retarded thing I have done.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HThjllpMhtMfunniest shit i heard all week
that's cool feel free to keep it to yourself next time
i always feel free, hence the shitposts
Isn't this guy even worse than Willy?
nicky was ordained by godkilling him and doing away with the monarchy placed a lasting curse on russia
Wilhelm approved of sending in and funding the bolsheviks
dominions general merge when
march of the eagles
never
>>2512494die
you first replyfaggot
https://strawpoll.com/wby5QPxbwyA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyR9h7vbTsEthe first 15 seconds
My last Poland game in CK2 I started as a Ruthenian nobody in Volhynia and made Orthodox Poland then got bored almost instantly because I did not get any of the fun religious civil wars I wanted. Once you reach king tier, short of intentionally siring a procession of useless retards, the game really is just passively outscaling the AI.
don't you lose land after you die with multiple sons, though? this happens in ck3, creating a cycle of waxing and waning in your realm's bordersa (temporary?) balkanization
depends on succession law
>then got bored almost instantly because I did not get any of the fun religious civil wars I wantedyou had two options; either set the difficulty to very hard or purposely dont minmax by roleplaying.you didnt do either. so really this is a (You) problemo muchacho
well then just don't research 'better' succession laws that make your game too easythat way you'll get to enjoy the perpetual cycle of wax and wane, union and division, instead of the easy mode you hate
>>2512423russia was a shithole before during and after nickelsonn doe
will pole5pole comply with the results of the pole
pretty sure that most people in russia/siberia were doing just fine during the years of the tsari'm betting your definition of shithole is "muh cold weather muh lack of infrastructure", which wasn't something any other european ruler would be able to deal with
look chud, they don't all live in megalopoles and they don't watch jewish cabarets every evening which means the country is a shithole
You're making assumptions here. I'm specifically talking about roleplaying. Difficulty has no bearing on AI aggressiveness, nor are the bonuses to income or morale challenging even on very hard, so that's just irrelevant. Actually, playing on very easy is more likely to present challenges with its 50% fertility boost giving more heirs for your realm to be divided between.And, like I said, you have to go out of your way to make incompetent children. Unless you have them sitting around court doing nothing for 20 years, they naturally become ubermensch simply through education and random events. And even, let's say, you intentionally educate your son on etiquette and end up with a slothful lunatic, you land him and let him accumulate RNG traits and they all happen to be maluses, the minute you die and said son inherits you're bombarded with random events that try their level best to fix all of those traits. And before you mention it, I'm not just talking about "choose between just or arbitrary" where the only incentive to choose the bad option is to be roleplaying your lazy retard character, which is fine because I do.But even when I do manage to cultivate an uninspiring heir, vassals don't get pissed off quickly enough to even want to revolt unless I roll lunatic or arbitrary and actively begin terrorising vassals. My zealous (literally the only circumstance where I actually set my chaplain to convert) king just converted most of the country without a fuss. When I play as a tolerant ruler, vassals are never bothered enough to want to unseat me.
And regardless of all of anything I've said, gold is utterly trivial to obtain and there is nothing to WASTE it on. Anything you manage to spend it on provides tangible benefits which just cement your superiority further. Glutton hosts many feasts and spends his life carousing? Great, your vassals like you a lot more and half of them are your close personal friends. Your diligent ruler invests it all in your holdings? Nice, now the inbred retard who follows will have more men than the rest of the realm combined. Greedy bastard empties the realm's entire treasury on jewels? Your vassals like you more for it. Arbitrary king decides to spend his life hunting instead of ruling? He gets rewarded with constant trait boosts that aid his rule. Zealous king dedicates his life to prayer and neglects his material realm? Great, he gets every positive trait in the book and becomes a saint. The only situation in which you are actually likely to leave yourself weak is to roll slothful and roleplay it by doing literally nothing until you die.Anybody who argues with me and my experience of actually roleplaying doesn't actually roleplay but acts like he does to seem like he "gets" the game more than anyone who criticises it.
>>>/blogpost/
if you want fun religious wars, and if by fun you mean challenging, idk what is "fun" to you, then simply stay small enough that the wars are challenging.what appears to be the problem?
Because staying small means you still get huge levies by virtue of having fewer holdings to upgrade. And, in this particular example, as with most of my campaigns, I did stay small, with my only holdings being Krakow and a few surrounding counties, in a realm of nothing but Catholics everywhere but the worthless shithole that is Galicia-Volhynia. But I guess the only way to get religious civil wars is to be the sole ruler of a kingdom of an entirely different religious group (Christian ruler of nothing but Muslim vassals, e.g.). But what circumstances would reasonably lead to that happening beyond arbitrarily converting at a holy site, or your heir adventuring and converting to something completely different?"Fun" to me is challenging, but also narratively convincing in a way that I don't feel like I've forced it to happen the exact opposite way of powergaming a good outcome. Which is the issue I have ranted about this entire time.And yeah I'm blogposting because I have nothing better to do at work.
sounds like you're arguing for why ck2 is too easy despite everything you do, thenso just play ck3, thenat least vassals in that do revoltvassals not of your culture and/or religion will absolutely revoltand like i said earlier, breeding as much as you can will make your game harder for you when you finally start playing as your heir>Because staying small means you still get huge levies by virtue of having fewer holdings to upgrade.how the fuck does that work?
>>2512680>Because staying small means you still get huge levies by virtue of having fewer holdings to upgradeI don't get itJust don't upgrade the shitty onesWho's forcing you?The real advantage of staying small is that in ck3 tech is tied to culture not provinces so you benefit from having a tiny insular culture that's just your Capital duchy and nothing else, a wakanda if you will
i think honestly the only reasonable way to experience ck2 in that way is to play vanilla/with only the first few dlcs because the later ones introduced all of the power creep through needing to justify every new mechanic by giving it worthwhile positive outcomes (more than negative ones or the cattle wont pay for it) and each one of these compounds into making your entire dynasty invincible
I disagree Simplus because ck2 had those pogan Wars holu Wars and tiehitout them dlcs they are too week for the ai to be a threat
ignore the typo poster, he is a troll
so is eu5 getting more updates soon or is 1.4.5 the version to pedo?
1.3.11 would be the best version to pirate because it is the last version that has the hourly ticks, but it's probably too late for you to do that because probably every providing website has phased it out in favor of the current version
if russia was such a heavens chudiums how come nicky almost got assasinated and his country got destroyed by a liberal revolution at the first chance
i still haven't forgiven how the ai in ck2 is both retarded and always out for blood making it impossible to play a loyal vassal
because he instituted a prohibitionand because of the jews
nobody here has claimed russia to be a "heavens chudiums", dear retard who can't comprehend nuance
Has anyone molded 1.3.11 ticks back into 1.4.whatever?ngl i hate that change but I also like ring mana, felt really weird having your legitimacy tank because you grant city rights to one city, makes them useless as well since it costs x amount of gold per monthn to bring it back up and that scales with your economy but city rights don't scale at all except I guess with population which I guess grows but not nearly enough to make then viable Economy in 1.3.11 feels kinda fucked too ngl like yeah it works but because there's no tariffs most markets have lots of everything and it's all over produced to shit
3 drop the pretense little boy
>sounds like you're arguing for why ck2 is too easy despite everything you do, thenYes, that's exactly what I am arguing about against everyone saying "u r just not rping hard enuf bro". Well done.>how the fuck does that work?Because every holding centralised within your capital county and primary duchy gets extra bonuses. And, once all of them are upgraded, there is nothing else to spend money on but stupid shit like artifacts or retinues (which I don't use because that's just turning on retard difficulty), great works (which I loathe also), upgrading baron-tier vassal holdings for more free levies/money etc. etc. Yes, I take the point regarding gavelkind, but that takes a good three-or-so generations, depending on how far you previously went out of your way to powergame stack fertility bonuses, to present actual difficulty, by which time the gold issue is solved making recovering from that trivial.>Just don't upgrade the shitty ones Who's forcing you?Then all of that money likes to sit around doing nothing. Yes, it is possible to play the game like that, with 25000 gold sitting around never to be spent. But that is again intentionally gimping oneself in order to force a challenge and, if you are capable of reading, you would see that this is exactly what I'm annoyed with.>ck2 is worse than ck3 Simpluy by virute of stress mechanicwould be true but having a mental breakdown/dying from doing a few out-of-character things is cartoonish and dumb. Just grey them out completely.
ah yes, the nation that invented the guillotine and later put its ruler in itso brave
good day for a run
missed out on poland and india deepening ties visit award
>40% of vienna is foreign bornuhh
el salvador is about to blob haitiwaow based based based
run day turned into a gym day instead because it started to rain
trotskyists won the cold war
>>2512733>>it's like 40% muslim>i never understood why people bring this up as if somehow blobbing was a bad thing.>that's like saying 19th century holland was not white because the whole dutch state was 75% indonesianthe difference is that in Russia its the Muslims that are in charge Chechnya has its own army and an endless supply of gibs, muscov is practically paying them tribute
Thinking of taking the day off work today, i don't wanna see a single person and melt my brain on some gsg, which one would fit me best?
>>>/gif/31338339
based af
>>2513114I need the subscription to play CK2, i have almost all DLCs on CK3
never mind, don't reply to me ever again, you sicko
>>2512953this sounds like a projectionamericans worship blacks to the point that blacks are american cultureanglos worship jeets and muslimswestern europe is owned by muslimspoland is about to get jeetedeven baltoids are importing central asians lmaoso no I don't believe you
play e you 5
>removed hourly ticksit's over
>Dexter Resurrection S02E01 720p HEVC x265-MeGusta EZTV
>play e you 5Personally I'm waiting for the next update (i don't mean 1.5 I mean 1.4.1 or whatever bug fix patch they will inevitably roll out)having said that I am also holding out hope for someone to make an hour tick mod for 1.4FUN FACT in preparation for playing eu5 1.4 I watched a YouTube video titled like "can I unify Ireland in 1.4" and the answer surprisingly was NO he couldn't do it without balatantly cheating
Personally I am SO excited for eu5 anbennarI don't know how they're gonna do assimilation with all the elves and shit, eu5 supports a lot more cultural diversity than eu4 so maybe they're gonna split cultures up so that you have lorentish elves and lorentish humans and so on... and you assimilate elves into lorentish elves, which are in the moon elf culture group.... yeah.......I'm also exited to play eu5 in general fbh but yway waiting for the bug fix is probably wise
Im excited to tap that booty *looks at you suggestively*
faggot hours
enoch inri will rise again
>sail brown bay to chocolate townwas this a thinly veiled reference to the acclaimed ThaneRyke??
i remember how sopping wet my boots got trekking the whole length o the way to grundeswald... i remember the cruel treatment i got when i met them,.. the "grundeswegians" when i arrived at that capital...https://youtu.be/zzAb-_tOm8c?si=W-xPhjU-CxJYzRFi
in eu5's defence many clans tried to unify ireland but none succeededevery time one clan got the advantage all the others banded together to stop them
>>2513177no joke. imagine making an almost perfectly crafted gs game but not recognizing that only one thing needed fixing was the AI..? (this, in the age of rapidly advancing AItech, no less). someone needs to clang Johan over the head
the bishop mar mari is AUSSIE, and no one will ever be able to take that away from us
the existence of greece in the european theatre of war ww2 forever ROBBED europe of a thousand year germanic reich, and no one will EVER be able to take that away from them (also visited Aytos btw)
you should watch M: son of the century, if you haven't already
we are all Roberto Grundeswald, on this day
https://youtu.be/u2rJYrUK-4E?si=2TWpULRMeFNt-TNC
>>2512333this rocks. tripcoded
change the 'hover over' to white
they're saying jews caused the chernobyl disaster
operation uranus was a disaster for everybody
now that age of enlightenment has failed, afterwold may be our only hope...
^ hahafterworldwhat a faggot post
>>2513279Come to think of it looks bit like EU2.Didn't really intend it...
afterworld might be decent though
i fear that afterworld may be the death of dan lind's illustrious reputation as an gsg craftsman... wiz have mercy
will vic3 scatposter ever return?
in any case, it's not going to be a game that /gsg/ comes anywhere close to collectively approvingit'll be seen as some drek like v3 or imperator or march of the eagles, which only one person in here will shill about
but what if you can genocide the undesirables???
if i want to genocide undesirables i'll play stellaris or dw1 or starsector
not some madmax tranny game
who did you vote for in the Israeli election
putin
it's set in america dude if you genocided the undesirables all you'd have left is a massive wasteland
imperator is greatwe have weekly multi-player
you and your multiple personalities
only i have more than two personalities on /gsg/ and no one else
i used to have several now i have none
the gothic ruma (thats rome for u non-goths) campaign is back.to recap our last episode, the great gothic king sisibaud has died. and whaddaya hear whaddaya know, 6 years later his son and successor dies too, while traveling back home from the eastern roman capital. foul play? only odin knows.now king lupo ascends to the gothic throne, a 5 year old goth, hes just a wee one. his granny rules the realm until he comes of age.
i want something to eat with my beer but there's nothing in the fridge
i always keep some canned meat or cured sausages for such occasions but i don't really drink bier
yeah i fucked up real bad all i have is some shitty cheap cheese that i think went bad or something
ten uneventful years later, king lupo takes the reins at age 16.he completed his martial education adequately.however, hes more of a diplomat and a scholar, stoic kinda guy, generous and compassionate. now he studies philosophy.not of a warlike type like his forefathers, he just wants to see his realm safe and maintain peace.
got himself a nice nordic wife, hes just chilling.vgh. comfy.the young king prospers.
so whats the idea after you get italyyou gonna from the Holy Roman Empire or something
main objective is to form a western roman empire and convert to hellenism and larp as the true successors of the rumonisk reiki (thats roman empire for u non-goths)
greek goldman, missions with unique rewards are such shit game design it's not even funny
also ferrara is an elector of the unholy germanic confederationyou don't see this often
my favourite thing about missions is the time limitohohoh wow +0.50 legitimacy per month for a WHOLE 10 years?????? and i just had to conquer 3000 development for it?????????? thank you johan :)
should i settle p*nics in saxony for fun
https://youtu.be/Gfyo-smhsXAgot this from an ad that said "incel? Get help."Anyway has any1 here played eu5 1.4 yet? Looks promising now that estate interactiins got nerfed
now that they fixed the bug((?? It was a bug??) where vassals and fiefdoms were divided in their loyalty through subject type malus, what's the actual difference/decision supposed to be exactly?AFAIK your ruler gaining stats via fiefdom parliament has been fixed also, so the only things I can come up with are the negligible boost to institution spread from vassals and fiefdom always inserting your religion, this only ever comes into play with like, uh... releasable historical subjects? but only after you blob your way to foreign religion countries which realistically isn't going to be in the "Yeah let me make a fiefdom sire" part of the time frame unless you're Ethiopia.and that's it? Only other thing i can come up with is that you can make a dominion out of a fiefdom. Is that the decision? Do I take the negligible buff from vassal or do I go with fiefdom because maybe I'll upgrade it to a dominion?
>vassals and fiefdoms were divided in their loyalty through subject type maluslol i thought it was a featureand yeah the only difference is whether your ruler is the top guy there but if the event doesn't work then it's meaningless
>and yeah the only difference is whether your ruler is the top guy therewhat does that do exactly?
It's weird cuz vassals everyone gets even tribal retards where as fiefdoms u get fron being a monarchy. I get that monarchy isn't exactly some super special unique government type but still, its a unique mechanic for the monarchies so shouldn't fiefdoms be, if not better, in some way different so that they're a meaningful addition to your arsenal? I truly don't get why anyone would pick one over the other, other than vassals having an institution spread bonus.Which is weird anyway cuz then like, what, vassals for far away lands, closer lands get fiefdoms? Is that the intentuon? what's the benefit of fiefdom being close?
>what does that do exactly?nothing really as far as i can tell
vgh.... carthago nova nova............ home
>>2512333Mostly done with the event system.I wonder if PDX holds a patent on the event system.
use real map of yurop
if you are wondering why team IDF has been spamming slander against a rapper who died in the ‘90s well…>insulted zion donhttps://youtu.be/GL-ZoNhUFmc
it aint easy bein me will i see the penitentiary or will i stay free
>the only difference is whether your ruler is the top guy thereas the player you care about this hecausemmm?
britannia
but it's gilded not darkened????
etruscans are colorblind
https://youtu.be/llxy-TndmEI
not clicking that
atheists be like i dont believe in god and expect some kind of reaction like we're your parents who made you big mad by forcing you to go to church on sundays spend eternity in oblivion bro its no skin off my back
nnnniiiick ffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeennnteeeeesssss *loud airhorn soundbit*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaUa_0qPPgc
...is a disingenuous, hypocritical, literal faggot (cf. CatboyKami)now watch this drivehttps://youtu.be/4ITUSlOzC5Y
blessed trips so you know im right
>>2513149>no I don't believe youhttps://youtu.be/llxy-TndmEIRussians literally beg chechens to be allowed to study Islam and chechens tell them it's not in their heart. Just look at how cucked the Russian is. Look at the power dynamics in this scene. This was posted by Kadyrow himself. This is footage that's in major Russian news publications. Growing up Russian you see things like this in your daily life, you live to serve the Islamic Bull
that is some shitty ai slop, you are high off your own supply
wrong linkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GhKgRQmTbUAlso Putin is the only serving European leader on record to have kissed the quran while not being Muslim himself
nobody is going to watch your atheist slop you faggotron
>the anti-russian poster is also the atheistwhoddathunkare you a pro-globohomo too?did you take all of the multiple vaccine shots they put out since 2020?
are you forgetting Russia developed its own vaccine that they made mandatory?https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1769704398567948288/pu/vid/avc1/464x848/D-2knvex2tuEF3v4.mp4?tag=12Russian man gets accused of burning the quran. Before the trial even starts he gets kidnapped and shipped to Grozny where khadyrov's son makes a public display of beating him.This is all public knowledge and reported as though its a good thing because the Russian nation is subservient to Islam. But you like that don't you?
86no he's just grasping at straws trying to troll /gsg/ epic style yet no one is biting
>globohomo gay atheist finds kinship in a convicted recluse who burned a holy bookMuslims and Christians stand hand in hand fighting globohomo retards like yourself yes this is a good thing.
based based based
solution is simple: reject abrahamic religions modernity, embrace ancient polytheist tradition
>solution: idolatry, demon worship and sinno the solution is for khadyrov Jr to beat the shit out of more of your lot
but you said christianity was polytheistic a couple weeks ago
wasn't me
what makes ur sky daddy allah (el) not a demon? he comes from a polytheistic religion too, namely the ancient canaanite religion
can confirmthat was me and I was specifically talking about catholicism (though what I said also applies to eastern orthodoxy)
>what makes God not a demonyou honestly think this is a difficult question? bet you also struggle with "what makes a man not a woman?"
business idea: stop feeding trolls
didnt know polyester was a religion
>gsg bands together to defend Islamwholesome!!!!
>you honestly think this is a difficult question4u it is
https://deltiasgaming.com/we-had-a-good-run-sharia-law-is-here-harry-sisson-on-zohran-mamdani-reportedly-installing-brooklyns-first-modern-garbage-bins-to-remove-trash-from-sidewalks/There's sharia law in America now too. Islam is the future, we're just on the winning side.
>>2513661noAlmost every strategy game does that, I want to do something different.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M50_Ontosnothing to add about the theological discussion look at this cool tankette thing it has six (6!) guns
it really is cute
it looks like a meme unit from starcraft
katyusha but gay
>it looks like a meme unit from starcrafti know, great ain't it
mental breakdown events are cool.what did the otters do doe??its either the otters or i kill my son. sorry otters.but now im a lunatic and i have a roleplay reason to convert to hellenism
it looks like the objects from that one shitty anime
gundam is coolrobotech/macross is cool
damn... lunatic king lupo died.no matter. the hellenist seed has been planted. king lupo chose granny brunechildis as his son's guardian and she will teach him all about hellenism.this will have massive lasting consequences on the fate of the goths, im afraid
>abandoning the old gods to larp as a roman
can i request a kurdistan>scandinavia run
what's up with poo land nowadays
poland? it's doing better than ever now that their indian brothers are coming en masse to help with economic development
okay, but what's up with donald toosk and his wacky coupmaybe this'll temper the tranny out of pole5fag
so how do we know pole5fag is a tranny exactly? never got the point of that idle speculation
https://youtu.be/I_Lu_0SWNWw
>femboy>titspornbrained fag
>femboyProjection
>description>"femboy vtuber [...]">projection
>>2514079this post says it all >>2512103
>>2513640Automated adjacent routes, now I have to manually adjust them to curve
Have enjoyed seeing the progress anon. Are you planning on making a /gsg/ of Warband universe or is this just a placeholder/proof of concept? If you ever get something playable post a link here
Placeholder/protype mostly. The end goal is an original setting (pic related) with many provinces.I mostly used the Warband setting because its simplicity limits my autism.I have what gameplay I will lean into either, so it might take some time to figure that out.
