>Capricorn CupRace Conditions: 1200 m, Short, Turf, Chukyo, Left, Firm, Winter, Sunny. Champions Meeting begins October 31st>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (October)https://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg>Game Enhancement Toolhttps://hachimi.noccu.art/>Racing Simulatorhttps://github.com/moblinworks/moirai>Champions Meeting Data and Simulatorhttps://hakuraku.moe/>/v/ma sings!https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/3094122/#3094190>Fun Race: Rebooblican vs Demoflat midtermshttps://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/3091776/#3093945Previous Thread: >>3138275
Pandora LOVE
I'm gonna miss this so much
Torenah... Pitiable soul tossed by the whims of umapyoi. Wilt thou slay me, or be slain? I know not how this DIRT room endeth.986099609860996098609960
BROS
>>3139989How can you have Dirt shit already? I was hoping you hosted emergency Dirt rooms
CYGAMES presents the BREEDERS CUP SPRINThttps://assets.contentstack.io/v3/assets/blt9b0ea57b1efe7a70/blt1f2fa71994cada59/6ae0aca3629a08235ab2b01a/Cygames_Breeders_Cup_Sprint_PPs_and_Silks.pdf6 furlongs on the dirt.dirt is FAST and turf is FIRM today
>>31399882/3 OF MY LOOPA RUNS DON'T EVEN GET CARATS AAAH
>>3139990what a whore
>>3139986Gee America, how come you get to run NINE G1s in a day?
>>3139990WHAT ARE THOSE
>>3139992OH SHIT CYGAMES RACE. DOES SOMEONE HAVE A STREAM LINK?
>>3139990DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
>>3139991I don't tryhard for sprints so i had extra time for dirt. These are the first runs that weren't glue.
>>3139997https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47b2DfVzZxY
COME ON SHOW AN UMA MUSUME AD
>>3140000YUCK THERE'S A GIIIIRL ON THE SCREEN
>>3139997STREAMU IS HEREhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47b2DfVzZxY
>>3139992Isn't American Stage and TO Elvis Jap horses?
Everyone, bow down to the King of Gang bang Beast!
I think I genuinely hate you all
>>3139990>actually designed underwear which is something you're not supposed to seescandalous
>>3140011Wuv you too bwo
>>3140011Wuv you!
I hope they're not getting bullied by White Horse Girls
>>3139990That's fucking disgusting
>>3140008yep, also since this is lasting until the BCC anywaysBreeders Cup Dirt Mile (Sat 2:26 PM EDT) 1600m Dirt>Lord Fons1st in Sakitama Hai, Negishi Stakes, Kakitsubata Kinen, 3rd in Kashiwa KinenSecretariat (Sire’s Damsire’s Damsire) + Daiwa Major (Damsire)CYGAMESU Breeders Cup Sprint (Sat 3:42 PM EDT) 1200m Dirt>American Stage2nd in Korea Sprint>T O Elvis1st in Churchill Downs Stakes, Capella StakesFanduel Breeders Cup Mile (Sat 4:20 PM EDT) 1600 Turf>Ask Ikigomi1st in Churchill Downs Cup, 2nd in NHK Mile CupSecretariat (Sire’s Damsire’s Damsire)>Lugal1st in Hanshin Cup, Sprinters Stakes (2024), Silk Road Stakes, Tachibana Stakes 2nd in Al Quoz Sprint, Keihan Hai, Aoi Stakes, 3rd in Ocean Stakes, Toki StakesDuramente + Secretariat (Dam’s Damsire’s Damsire)Longines Breeder's Cup Turf (Sat 5:36 PM EDT) 2400 Turf>Deep Monster1st in Amir Trophy, Kyoto Daishoten, Andromeda Stakes, Sumire Stakes, Kammonkyo Stakes, 2nd in Challenge Cup, 3rd in Champions & Chater Cup, Niigata Kinen, Kokura Kinen, October StakesDeep ImpactLongines Breeder's Cup Classic (Sat 6:16 PM EDT) 2000 Dirt>T O Password3rd in Elm Stakes, 2nd in Oasis StakesCopano Rickey>Forever Young: needs no introductionDeep Impact (Sire’s Sire) + Secretariat (Sire’s Damsire’s Damsire)
>>3140011Even me, your danchou?
>>3140011I am diametrically opposed to everything you stand for.
>>3140009Oh was the final today and she won?
>>3140015>that yanko cosplayerI absolutely would, penis or no
>>3139990nice
don't care about mickey mouse races
>>3140012i think you misspelled BASED
>>3140021yep!
I still don't have a sprint ace ready
>>3140021Yeppers, first two rounds in finale were won by Laurel but then Kingu stopped messing around save for the Truck on
El gets sandwiched in-between two Taikis kind of like a... burger. Also for all the Digifags she was in fourth position at the start of late race so the Flower strat might not be a complete waste(?)891660858916608589166085
>>3139990falco would've been more popular if she did this instead
>>3140023It's a real girlhttps://www.instagram.com/baninabear/
>>3140031HOLY MOTHER OF BASED
>>3139990FULLY MODELED FALCO PANTSU
so with T O Elvis at 3 to 1, this means at post time his odds are gonna suddenly drop to 1/3, right?
>>3140031she's not desperate enough to take a page out of curren chan's playbook
>>3140030Which are the Pace inherits this time? I want to mutate my wife
>>3140031AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YAKUZA TASUKETEEEEEEE
Feel like I'm fucked this CM, didn't have time to make proper parents and getting Sprint S is a pain.
>>3140043pretty much the same as CM21 actually! unless if you're a maniac who's gambling on no front runners (there will be fronts) and A&Sing lucky pace, also 300 m from end uniques work now
>>3140039lol that was funny and terrible at the same time because it made people realizing most horse betting at the time was bullshit.
interesting, the JP horses in this race are kentucky breds, so similar to Grass, El, Taiki, etc
>>3140043Base El, Nishino, maybe Mummy Creek
>>3139990JOHNATHAN CYGAMES I AM PULLING OUT MY HORSE FROM THE PROJECT
>>3140031That's Zephyr's shtick
Taiki refuses to eat the tomato pie and wins by a head!717358257173582571735825
If TO Elvis wins this he should be turned into an Uma. Two American G1s is nice. Not to mention the first g1 he was the long shot.
>>3140054i wish AO3 wasn't down so i could actually read that fic
>>3140047>>3140052No Taiki?
This ok for Cheer Halo?
>>3140059Only works at full power, inherit does nothing.
>>3140012>not supposed to seenot with that length
>>3140029Why were they so awful at the truck map? I've never played the game is it that hard? They just jumped into the abyss (and Mirako got obliterated by a sign)
>>3140059Only works on herself, the inherit is too short
>>3140031Falco does this on every date with her torena but he never says anything because he's worried she can't afford panties and doesn't want to embarrass her.
>>3140060your razor-sharp steps? your lightning surge?
>>3140063Truck map has overhead signs that require prior knowledge to avoid.
>breeders cup>there are geldings, who can't breed????
>>3139992I can't believe we are sponsoring races now, we've come so far, truly a fenomeno
>>3140059inherit doesn't work, but on herself
>>3140069I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about
>>3140073
I hate the japanese!
>>3140075you're ngmi...
>>3140075Don't borrow 1LB CB in any case...
>>3140063Small constantly moving map+those damn signs makes for a challenge
>>3140056Will they make her an obvious Elvis expy like what they did with Win Marilyn?
>>3140079Ok you're still going to be unhelpful fucking cunts, this is what I get for going out on a limb on trying to ask for help again. fuck off
Digitan procs everything and wins. Any frontrivals ready to step in the ring?329550293295502932955029
>>3140060end or late?if you're running end closer even if it's chalo, you kinda need spurt + one of lightning surge (power ruby) or razor sharp steps (wit sweepy)
>>3140085Just google them you dumb bitch. They're obviously uma skills.
>>3140085>name ec skills you're missing>UGH AND THAT'S THE HELP???you deserve your B finals third, retard
>>3140085Don't listen to them, you can use wit c.b if you're planning to make cheer halo an end closer
>>3140072american horse racing is woke
>>3139996things i need to be stepped on with
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8aa0NNTgQXc
>>3140060You want to borrow either power Ruby or wit Sweepy for ends. Also don't borrow an 1LB card. You can use https://uma.moe/database to search for better follows.
>>3140093>PTSD flashbacks>#cute
>>3140092You sure that's feasible with that size?
>>3140093>>3140095curren would do this
>>3140060Make sure to borrow an MLB Mr. CB instead of that 1LB one.You should borrow a parent with leap forward sparks since your borrow slot can't be used to borrow power Ruby (for flash forward) or wit Sweepy (for razor sharp steps).Give this one a try 685341434093
>lol triumphant pulse
HOLY END KINO
>>3140085Anon please don't let shitposters anger you and drive you away. Razor Steps comes from Wit Sweep, Lightning Surge comes from Power Ruby, you can choose either and use the other one's white but Daring Strike is the most importan End Skill, borrow an MLB CB and try to get the whites like Leap Forward
T O ELVIS HOLY END CLOSER
holy fuck america sprints are wild
Figures
>>3140088>>3140089How was that second response to even be helpful? You guys forget that there are probably some really casual players here.
T O ELVIS PROCCING ANCHORS AWEIGH FOR THE WIN
GET ME A PEANUT BUTTER BACON AND BANANA SANDWICH
DRAWFAGS MAKE A TO ELVIS UMA DESIGN RIGHT NYAO
>>3140085Anon if you don't even know the names of the skills and then react violently then i don't even know what to say.
ZENKAI
>>3140106They are shitposters they genuinely don't want to help
>>3140096i'll lie down duh
>>3139992TO ELVIS WINS THE CYGAMES BREEDERS CUP SPRINT VIA END CLOSING! Beating the favorite EnglishmanWE GOT A NEW UMA FUCK YOU CYBOSS
>>3140110You faggots bricked my ace last time I asked for help
Digitan can't catch up to the Tomakomai shill and dooms us all!306989393069893930698939
>>3140108I tried it once. It was delicious but I also felt that eating more than one of them a month would kill me
ggggggrrrAAAAAAAHHHHHH why are people TROLLING me on 4CHAN what the FUCK
Wait I was supposed redo my ends with razor sharp steps?
>>3140116I'm so sorry anon that shouldn't have happened, fucking /vg/niggers will do anything to ruin this place, I can guarantee you we'll try to help
>>3140083>just take one of the sexiest women in history and umafy her>it worksBeen rent free in my head for weeks now
/uma/ posters have both threads open I see
>>3140116what even happened with the previous ace?
>>3140121We like helping people /uma/bro
>>3140088>>3140089Kill yourself retarded nigger. Be helpful or shut up.
>>3140125someone from here would NEVER troll, we are pure little baby angels
>>3140060https://chronogenesis.nethttps://uma.moe/For borrow
>>3140116Imagine straight up believing advice without checking on the umalator if it works first.
I KNEEL
>>3140075Dunno what he means by Razor sharp steps, first tiem I hear about it, but you gotta make sure one of your parents has Leap Forward
>>3140129I'm teaching him to be independent and learn on his own. Thats more than he fucking deserves for his response
>>3140130go back to /vg/
>>3140136Nah we will help anyone any time, please go back
>>3140137I'm probably in your club actually
>>3139990
>>3140135it's this skill, doubly good on CHalo since it's basically the same proc condition
>>3140123Not defending them or saying their behavior is acceptable, but we're already 21 CMs in. The least you can do is your own research and take advice from others as just advices instead of blindly doing what you're told.It may or may not have even been /vg/ that gave him bad advice. It could've been legitimate advice that simply wasn't good enough to win. We always call out gaslighters when they're being obvious, and I doubt we missed it that time.
>>3140136>people don't take kindly to being repeatedly fucked with when genuinely asking for help>dude you were like mean, so.... go fuck yourself
Just borrow the Mr.CB for Daring Strike and get white version of those two
ok, here's the other reason to make T O Elvis an uma. there are no umas currently in the game with A in Dirt/Sprint/End
just backread the last part of the last thread>OH NO MY SHITPOSTS ARE BEING DROWNED BY THE KEIBAPOSTING
>>3140134https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOfIl23Areo
Hello howdy! Late Digitan doesn't have enough speed to finish the job ;_;363200783632007836320078
>>3140117Can you post your Digi setup?
>>3140123No, at one point he has to learn to help himself. If he doesn't even knows the names of the skills then I don't think he's even trying much. And then crying at the slightest bantz. Idk I think he's just here to blame us for his incompetence
>YOU DIDN'T TAKE HIM BY THE HAND AND GUIDE HIM THROUGH 72 CAREER TURNSI'm afraid of what will happen to the thread in a year. We already have anons who don't play the game, and that's a downhill fron now on
Duramente-spawn Lugal racing next
What a champion looks like.
>>3140153You are 100% to blame>>3140143You don't know how many CMs he's in
>>3140155>fraudmente
>>3140156ALICE?!
>>3140154The redditification of this place will be the death of us
>>3140158a kitaling said this
>>3140152Here you go!
im really concerned right now bwos
>>3140154They never even said that?
>>3140159Its halloween today, anon.
>>3140160you can't just say that everything you don't like is reddit or /vg/...
>>3140157>You don't know how many CMs he's inIt took me 2 CMs to learn. I followed guides during CM1, and it made me lose. In CM2, I did my own research, and that's what helped me get Plat for that CM. Since then, I've been researching each CM and only asking in the threads for advice or things I don't know yet.
I'M CONCERNEDCONCERNED ABOUT THE SPRINT CHAMPION'S MEET
>>3140169noone says that
>>3140142FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK you mean I had to make Cheeru with it this entire time?Anyway I doubt he could've used it if he had no Mr.CB>>3140154Either shut up, help or go back to /uma/ to complain about this
/vg/ trannies really can't understand why everyone hates them, huh?
>>3140170I say that. I flatlined and copied some hakuraku builds that didn't have the wit sweep so my aces don't have wit sweep and I'm concerned about their upcoming performances. triple end is also some ass but i didn't have enough pace prep
>>3140171Hmm, nyo!
>>3140167I agree with the /vg/ part but there are several anons here who behave like it's their first week on 4chan
>>3140157>You don't know how many CMs he's inIt's been AT LEAST 6 months because of Shakur SSR. Probably longer given that he has Kitasan SSR. It takes a modicum of effort to learn the most popular gold skills.
Time for the MILE.this is a mile on the turf.Lugal is Durasperm.https://assets.contentstack.io/v3/assets/blt9b0ea57b1efe7a70/blt138a51b7c7802a84/6ae0ac9f1a8b5ac4d37712d9/FanDuel_Breeders_Cup_Mile_PPs_and_Silks.pdf
The please fuck my horse ads always send me
Let's go!!
>>3140178Deterministic. I remember him from somewhere. Just don't know where, but I think he did good.
Lucky pace El walks it home easily. It feels like there are a lot of duels on this track it might be smart to wait for KYS Miracle before making Pacers.658992796589927965899279
>>3140178i believe in True Love
>>3140180Anon you made it! Did you take a pic with Forever Young yet?
Happy Halloween, /BOO/ma!
>>3140186I did see some cygames execs
>>3140188Caution: Very spooky
>>3140184Yeah guts and n&n are really strong here. I think og taiki + kys miracle will be a winning combo. I tried the scarlet power card and it's ass
>>3140191AAAAAAAAAAAAA DELETE THIS
This situaton is basically how libtards are helping niggers, and call you racist if you're not 100% supporting it
>>3140189Did you bring up the current state of /v/mapyoi to them?
Would you roll?
>>3140191AAAAAAAAAAAA>>3140192thoughts on KS miracle vs taiki speed for paces not named taiki shuttle?
>>3140177Maybe they're just casual, why bother improving if you're just gonna be constantly fucked with?
>>3140196200, no, 400 PULLS
>>3140196Looks like a mix of CB and Fuji Kiseki
>>3140196TAKE MY HAND
>>3140195They agreed Smart Falcon was a mistake
>Inhale>ExhaleAnyways, I am thinking Rickey-Digitan-Hokko,or Yeppers-Digitan-Hokko team for the next CM, which is better?And if I DO have to make Rickey...w-where do I even begin getting greens?>>3140196Hell yeah!
>>3140199I still don't really know, but depending on if you can fit it in I think kys mircale will be better. Taiki speed is still an incredible card though
>>3140178>Puerto Rico>Forma de Ireland
>>3140124You just KNOW she got Weinstein'd for her movie roles
>>3140205BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>3140191Nowhere near as spooky as this
Spending time here have been really just unfun in general recently. This is both with and without taking /vg/ fags being here into account. I think you neighas have been always on the edge for every little things and would lash out at anything even the most reasonable posts. We weren't like this back on /v/.It's Halloween so I should be happily drinking but you neighas are just all miserable right now. I'll watch the keiba by myself instead of hanging out here.Man.
>>3140196WONDER OF U
>>3140207>Rickeysmoke 'em if you got 'em
>>3140196>dirt>sprint>end closerIdk, dawg. That's a pretty hard sell
>>3140214It's the crabs fault anyhow
>>3140214Go outside nigga and get some fresh air it's 4chan at the end of the day. Get over it
Digi wins the duel against Taiki which helps her catch up to Hokko. A few more.817833928178339281783392>>3140199>thoughts on KS miracle vs taiki speed for paces not named taiki shuttle?I'd say if you have speed growths then Kita+Tachyon+Mirako is better imo.
>>3140196Now cover her in dirt patches
>>3140214MANT+GL give a great deal of sour taste in anons mouths plus I suppose such things happen in long time generals, no need to force yourself, take it easy, relax, and don't listen to the weak and pathetic crabs
>>3140214People are uninterested in the game right now because of the remaining CMs of the scenario are so sloppy. Same thing happened during mant.
>>3140196make the sash yellow/red diamonds like the jockey's silks
>>3140214It's been just a couple posts man, don't let it get to you. Hope everything goes well for you
easy (You)'s
How many bongs
>>3140196She would dance with pelvic thrusts and Tracen Academy would scold her.
>>3140223i see, looks like Taiki has much better hints on the whole
>>3140218But I don't want to collect greens...
>>3140234Too many. How do we send them back to their homeland?
>>3140214Taking breaks helps.>never backread>never have the thread open unless I'm playing umaJust treating it like a live chatroom does wonders for the mental against these neighas.
>>31402342 bongs til FRAUDever young
>>3140214You have to touch Grass breh. And I mean it literally. A 4chan thread being shitty is just the norm. If people are acting stupid here, you need to have other, better stuff to do. Your happiness should not depend on a place filled with schizos and autists.Take a drink and take it easy Anon.
>>31402342 bongs estimated. >>3139986EST
ain't no fucking way
My team still sucks in 2/3 aces, I failed again...
>>3140214The problem is that you and these other neighas are here 24/7 and feel the need to respond to and engage with everything that is posted. Nothing in this thread is that serious or matters at all.
It's official: Taiki's Taikis>Hokko's Hokkos292540692925406929254069
I'm fine!
>>3140237Was it not yourself who pulled her?
>>3140249I'm throwing an SS+ into this CM. Witness me.
>>3140247Get to racing neigha
CHUMIMINNNNNNNN
>>3140093>when you're 30 and wake up in a sweat that you're late for school
>>3140244I won't lie, I don't pay attention to the gay shit because it's boring but at the same time I have literally nothing to do but hang out online and play video games.
Um, Taiki I don't think you're allowed to say that...
I need to go out and buy groceries but there's no time inbetween races and I don't wanna miss anything...
>>3140263based and kentucky pilled
>>3140261Well you can't really blame the thread for your misery then
>if it's not raining it's firmdo eurobros really?
>>3140265Yeah you're fucked unless you do delivery or your grocery store does shopping for you and holds it.
>>3140269American shudders at the sight of the Yuropean swampy ass land
>>3140268I'm not in the same situation as that guy, I just don't pay much attention when the thread sucks. Somehow everything else in the world sucks even more so it's whatever.
WHY CAN'T I HEAR THE CROWD?
Look at this pervert and her sick grin! Are you really going to let this slide?! Last one!95455777 (checked)95455777 (checked)95455777 (checked)
>>3140254IT WAS A CHEEKY TENNER HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW SHE WILL COME!?
>>3140278>I threw a cheeky tenner at an uma and got the featured uma, how could this be happening to me?
GET SHIT ON YUROP
>>3140277>777>77AIEEEEEEEE THE QUINTS
>>3140280Well MAYBE if Muteki showed up on her banner I wouldn't be surprised!
End Closer bros?
>>3140263I'd let Taiki call me a spic or spook
>1600MSo this is milecasino right?
>>31402773/9
>>3140286danchou....
Sports is like sex: I prefer doing it over watching.
>>3140277My paces are too strong...
>>3140290Do you also get no game?
Sports are like sex: I have no one to do this shit with in the first place
>>3140178
end of classic, is this cooked
So if someone asks for help next time it's safe to assume they're a crab and fuck with them yeah?
>>3140296Depends on your rainbow luck. Keep going and try to get 50% TE
>>3140298Just tell them to go back to /vg/, works every time
>fast learner>only one chain don't finish>no GW>only sprint AFuark
>>3140147there are tons of dirt sprinters irl but not a single one has been made an uma yet
>>3140298I always try help people at least once. If they decide to be retarded anyway I just let them.
Ulala tries to catch up to Taiki but catches a whiff of pickles on Taiki's burger. Thanks for joining everyone!
>>3140298Go back. Retarded nigger.
>>3140298I'll help them, but I'll use in-game skill names and terminology. If they don't understand, then good luck to them. I won't follow up or spoonfeed them any further.
I know they're saying no rain but those clouds are getting dark at Keeneland.
Sports are like sex: this thread is full of faggots
>>3140306Thanks for hosting, I should probably build a front rickey after all
>>3140306Thanks for rooms. Lates sure feel bad here but then I'm unsure how much of it is that they're stamlets
>>3140301She can win without sprint S because plancha is just ridiculous, but the lack of groundwork and unstoppable hurts a LOTAlso, neck and neck isn't terrible but it's also not ideal. El's win condition is different from the other pace chasers, you're playing to reach the front of the pack, not to win from 5th-4th place
>>3140311don't even help in the first place
>>3140312is Forever Young better on wet or dry track
>>3140305>>3140311>>>/vg/
>>3140318I'm assuming they're playing the same game as I am in the first place. If they don't understand, that's on them.
>>3140316I think if you can you should build them as ends. Ends are just lates but better unfortunately.
>>3140318How hard is it to open gametora and search for the skills
>>3140311Yeah I think I'll take this approach as well
>>3140319No idea but I imagine this would only help Golden Tempo since he's an End Runner and Young is Pacer.
>gee why does no one ask for help anymore?
Might as well get this out before the main events of the day dominate the thread:One week from today, it will be the one-year anniversary of the end of the fourth Champions Meeting event and subsequently the fourth running of the /v/ictory stakes. As a small celebration of yesterday's stakes, I'll be hosting two reenactment races that (You) can join using either the trainees of today or the aces of a bygone era.2200m, Medium, Turf, Hanshin, Right, Firm, Summer, Sunny, Great MoodsAs usual there will be two rooms where you can enter ONE uma of your choice: The first is an unrestricted room where you can reheat your CM19 aces.The second room will have the following restrictions:>URA/Unity only, maximum of THREE banner SSR supports (including your borrow), support cards released after 11/8/2025 are not allowed, OR you can ignore all of this and enter an uma made before 11/8/2025. Cutoff point for support cards: https://files.catbox.moe/f17mom.pngRaces will start on November 8th and rooms will be opened a full day beforehand. Since this race is after the CM21 finals and /v/ictory stakes, there'll be a good opportunity for (You) to make a new uma for this if you want to.Since we're stuck with Nu-Unity for the restricted room this time due to the original Unity dropping during the first Leo Cup, we can gaslight ourselves about how fun Unity was it wasn't.
>>3140322>>3140325It might be a complete noob. Not everyone plays the game as much as us. If you are so hellbent on being snarky and arrogant don't bother "helping".
>>3140332I wish we're able to play this on the patch where SFV + Redshift still worked
>>3140331There's some nigger who's obsessed with making the threads as terrible as possible and this is the newest angle he's trying.
>>3140324I have no end parents at all so I rather just make two pace and maybe try a runaway debuffer or something
>>3140331>HelpThe present participle of the verb help, meaning giving aid, support, or assistance to someone or something (e.g., "helping with homework" or "helping the economy").Help doesn't mean you should do everything for them. They need to learn in the process while you're helping them. You're teaching a man to fish.
>you are snarky and arrogant if you don't spoonfeed basic information
>>3140325How hard is it to not post if you aren't going to be helpful? At this point you're just going>"I can't WAIT for someone to ask for help so I can be mean and rude for no reason!"Go squeeze a stress ball or something, anons with your mindset clearly are hung up on some issue with the thread
>>3140333I wish I were delusional enough to think we have an influx of new players finding us on this dead board
>>3140333Pretty easy to tell a complete noob from a complete retard. Don't worry about it.
>>3140252/v/ma WON
>>3140334I don't miss the old versions of all the skills that were changed but it is fucked up we can't play original ura finale or aoharu anymore.
discordtroon raid hours
https://x.com/AtTheRaces/status/2116618347269747141
>>3140340Please tell me how this >>3140069 post ISN'T helpful
>>3140333>"You have to buy Razor Sharp Steps">Apparently this is gatekeep terminology
>>3140339Does every instance of your bad behavior being criticized have to be a several hour melty? Imagine how ridiculous it would be to do this in real life.
>>3140340But I'm helpful. If you can't do your part then that's on you.
>>3140341We have people going into CMs for the first time almost every CM. You don't know what you're talking about.>>3140353Except he didn't word it like that.
>>3140338ok but immediately being hit with >>3140079after being with fucked with before isn't gonna make people open to being civil. Anyways we need to decide on if we just take up the /vg/ approach and just stop giving advice to filter people so this stops.
Bongs until yanko?
>>3140333>tell anon to borrow Daring Strike>somehow this is snarky because it's in-game term
>>31403581 and 1/2 bongs >>3139986EST
>>3140357i wish i was hit with halo's first-rate caboose...
>guy comes in with an absolutely retarded borderline trolling opinion>I HAVE to argue with him about it because he's WRONG after all
>>3140352Lightning surge is on a dogshit power card and anon clearly doesn't have wit c.b which has more of a core skill for ends than wit sweep. Maybe your snark would fly in /uma/ but not in /v/ma. Go back if you want to be with like minded "smart" fags
who is this Uma?
>>3140357I will never stop helping people no matter how stupid or already explained it is
Notice how the thread returned to normal for a moment before he samefagged for (you)s again?
>>3140366T O Elvis
>>3140357I don't think anyone thinks that was an appropriate time to post uma ass other than the guy who posted it.He wasn't being fucked with though. Sure, you can argue that he could've used the card names instead of skill names and that would be slightly more helpful but it's basically the same thing.
need a Golshi wife...
>>3140352That post is helpful but the first reply to the follow up isn't, just a "just check gametora" would probably not have lead to the outburst
>>3140369What does the T O stand for?
>>3140366>Mirrored>That crown and hairKawakami
>>3140366Hishiama
>>3140372Sexiest uma character and nobody even comes close
Enough. Post BOOmas.
>>3140374The Omazing.
>>3140374His owner's name is Tomoya Ozasa
>>3140374Twin turbO
>>3140375See that's what I thought at first but I knew her crown ear thing didn't look right for Kawakami.>>3140376Thanks.
Did we somehow gotten worse with the game? Even the constant influx of newfags back on /v/ at least had knowledge about the game or skills when asking us for advices. Not like we were always answering sternly back then. We used to have fun but still give advices those time.
>>3140374Temu Opera
G1 Breeders' Cup Distaff G1 at Keeneland. Pick your winner!
>>3140299NOOOOOO MY 50%, i'll take 45% tho, stats are1206-225-729-480-631am i ngmi
FOREVER YOUNG HAS NO CHANCE TO WIN, HE WILL LOSE I TELL YOU
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ptvxJG1zaqgthis is exactly what happens in der/v/
>>3140389Your speed can still be capped but I'm afraid the wit will not be
>>3140386english please subhuman
>>3140388fully subscribed
>dominates cm rooms>wins friendslop tournament>caused a giant /vg/fags vs hall monitors meltyname a better uma
>>3140386We're unironically just a general that's not on /vg/, this was always going to happen eventually. Some people don't want to answer the same things over and over again, and that's fine. They should just ignore the question or we just make a beginner retards guide and pin it to the OP so people can just point to that.
>>3140389Power and wit are a bit low, NGMI unless shiraoki-sama herself decends before you with the mightiest rainbows you've seen.
>>3140398>Some people don't want to answer the same things over and over again, and that's fine.I'm fine with this, just open gametora next time
It really is always /vg/ with you guys as if the typical /v/ isn't as different.
>>3140389You are sacking Wit if you make something good here. It is what it is. I do it all the time.
I will job this CM...
>>3140389Taiki has 30% power so I think you'll cap speed and get 1100-1200 power. That wit is really low though, maybe see if you can get 1050ish? If you got good skills and your event chains finished I think you should keep going
>>3140400>They should just ignore the questionthen follow this part too instead of fucking with people
>>3140399>>3140403>>3140405shiraoki blessed me with ZERO speed rainbows all last concert
>>3140409holy shit
>>3140406You don't understand, he has a white knight image of himself in his noggin and he has to be a protector of /vm/a
>>3140406how am I supposed to increase my izzat without being a nuisance?
>>3140409Brutal
concerniggas that constantly talk about >HAVE WE GOTTEN WORSE?????????have such little self-awareness, do you even know where you are
>>3140401
>>3140409What's this a screenshot for ants??
>>3140409Speaking of that, I can't wait for the day I never have to use Fine Motion again. I swear I always brick on wit because this bitch never shows up.
>>3140413How is fucking with people that clearly don't understand the basics of the game white knighting /v/ma?
>>3140401It may be /vg/ sometimes but I'm tired of pretending our own people aren't as bad as them. Literally the der/v/ drama started because of some doxxing fags.
>>3140388PPs https://assets.contentstack.io/v3/assets/blt9b0ea57b1efe7a70/blt9472bf47d8077135/6ae0ac9c55b2111cbeb7ce40/Longines_Breeders_Cup_Distaff_PPs_and_Silks.pdf
>>3140418
>stuck in a discord Halloween quiz party when I could be looping umas instead
>>3140419oh i play uma on windowed mode>>3140420i already sacked Fine Motion this CM, my decks (except for suzuka) are Oguri + Festa
MY $FALCO.....
>>3140425You should be able to do bothThat sounds like fun though
>>3140420I feel like FM was a gaslight to this day. Super Creek will at least keep being an ok stam card for 2 more years.
>>3140425What are the questions? We'll help you answer them
>>3140429As someone who skipped her, I wish I had her. Won a bunch of CMs anyway but my life would've been easier if I had a proper wit card instead
Will I ever recover from not pulling Camping Taiki? She looks like the best uma ever made
>>3140433you can buy her with a selector like you'd buy a cheap whore
>>3140429The only real reason to get her would have been to make mant slightly less painful.
>>3140429>stam card
>>3140428>>3140430I suck at quizzes because I have a very narrow set of interests and can't into normie stuff like mainstream music.
>Nitrogen just casually body checking other horses at the start of the spurtAmerican racing is wild
ONE MORE BONG UNTIL CMPOST YOUR TEAM
>>3140433mickey mouse race merchant
>>3140441are you playing on a nintendo ds or something
>>3140441El Condor PasaThat's it
>>3140435I have to choose between her and Kitasan White and Nishino Flower. Idk what to do, I havr 128 pulls on the NYs banner but I also want VFujin, Ramonu and CB. All that with 77k caratsI'm lost
>>3140439I get you. I love trivia but I'm autistic and don't give a shit about sports so I just sleep through those questions.
>>3140388#2 Nitrogen has the superior spurt and wins the Breeders'cup Distaff G1BCC/Forever Young's Race in one bong.>>3140440Did you see the Kentucky DAHBY? It was a destruction derby out the gates.
>>3140444i play on windowed mode (>>3140426 for scale) the smaller the window the less i have to move my mouse
>>3140429I don't think she was necessarily a gaslight, but more of a condemnation of the absolute state of how shitty wit cards are right now. Let's compare her to another launch card, Speed Biko. No one uses this card anymore. But the card has higher speciality priority, higher TE, is not an agemasen, is comparable in many other stats, but is basically abandoned, because we got better speed cards. But we never got anything better than the agemasen, 35 priority, decent but not mandatory gold Fine Motion.
Why aren't Nitrogen and Journalism competing with Yanko?
>>3140441I have 5 Currens not sure which one is better but I'll start like this
>>3140440you saw the Japan Cup episode of Cinderella Gray right?
>>3140451Journalism retired, Nitrogen is busy beating up the other Mares
When are they adding back bumping to Uma Musume?
>>3140448Massive number of gates and horses is more understandable with some bumping, but with only 5 of them on the track you'd think it'd be less of a clusterfuck
>>3140441
>>3140429Fine Motion is conspicuously the only so called "meta" support that doesn't give an important skill.
>>3140451Journalism is retired.
>>3140455>>3140460How the fuck did I miss that?
>>3140458kek, well played, well played
>>3140441Have you ever known you're gonna lose? Because I'm gonna lose. It's like I forgot how to hit UF.
>>3140465Eh, you have Taishin, you'll be fine
>>3140458lel
TAIKIIIIIIIIIIII
>A group of uma aquaintances are recklessly betting on Forever Young earlyThis is not how you gamba! Uma Musume is ruining young impressional zumas!
>>3140458
let's hope my power doesn't go out again before yanko's race1 1/2 miles on the turf (2400m)https://assets.contentstack.io/v3/assets/blt9b0ea57b1efe7a70/blt68c23b5ad1ca884d/6ae0ac9fc39a91d63014f910/Longines_Breeders_Cup_Turf_PPs_and_Silks.pdf
>>3140429FM has been in literally everyone who owns her's deck for literally every CM since Unity. She's shown her age at this point since she's about to get powercrept, which is why the Maru and FineMo banner was a trap, but acting as though she's not be probably the second most used card after Kita for good reason is dumb.
>>3140471SMALLER
>>3140465>no TamaDon't tell me...
>>3140465>late nishino
>>3140474would you say Creek/CB was a trap? i pulled on that one (mainly for creek)
>>3140471■■■■■ ■■■■■■...
>>3140472Burnham Square! This is one of the top Turf races in the world! You Grass fuckers better watch!
Is uma.moe's search fucked? One of my borrows just doesn't show up. I went so far as to find him in his club, copy the friend ID from there, and search using that and it still doesn't show up.
so why are they talking so much about long jeans?
>>3140482Not everything is updated
cygames rolls "worst cm of all time"
>>3140483Major sponsor and professional Time Checkers for sports.
IS THE BCC COMIN UP? DID I MAKE IT IN TIME?
>>3140478>would you say Creek/CB was a trap?Nah creek is going to be good for a long time whenever you need a stam card and Shee Bee is not going to be superseded by another end card for over a year.
>>3140443TRVKE
>>3140482Probably need to turn off max follow limit
>>3140482did you include trainers with max followers?
>>3140485RUCKY RUCKY
>>>/sp/158292820come watch the breeders cup with /sp/!
>>31404832000s nostalgia is in style so jncos are back
>>31404871 bong you have time for a nap.>>3139986EST
>>3140485not the fine china second term
>>3140485Oh my God this is pure slop
>>3139990Holy fucking slut
>>3140485>front XoggyWhat kind of unholy abomination are metaslaves cooking?
>>3140485Why is Pasa so far back
>>3140485I cant wait for the frontn-words to defend this
>>3140490>>3140491Ah fuck that was it. I guess an update or something reset my cookies because I did have that checked.
Emergency sprint rooms pls need to test my last minute aces ;_;
>>3140500Moxie is perfect for procing her ult this time around
>>3140493/we/ don't do that /here/
I NEED YANKO TO JOB SO BAD
>>3140485>xog up near the topwhen will we be free of this evil
>>3140485Average Dirt CM.
>>3140478Creek is going to come into her own, and while CB mostly just about freeing up your borrow slot when you run ends, that's certainly got value. There's worse banners to have pulled
>>3140500>>3140485fuck... Moxie..
>>3140485
>>3140476My luck has been atrocious this sprint, I'm still trying to get Sprint S on Teio, I used my borrows, I am dying out here. I mean if I actually get lucky enough, I will work for it but it's been a rough CM.>>3140477Gambling. I wanted to make an ace without borrows. But most paces are running the GW/3 greens/shrewd combo, I don't have any of that on any of my sprint parents so Nishino would just drown and lose constantly if I did that. So I figured I'll gamble on Lightning Surge/OYL instead to give her a better chance at winning.
>>3140504all I got is double dom and a bad Cheer Kingu
When do we get to breed the umas?
If I lose this CM I will lose everything
>>3140515based
>>3140501Dies if there's multiple fronts in the lobby, and it's Rickey slop so you will have them
I am so excited for my mickey mouse CM
>>3140520Right now if you get the hot springs
>>3140485Chinabros... how do we defend our dear chairman?
both at their lowest thresholds
I NEED THESE ANNOYING KIDS TO GET OFF MY LAWN IM WATCHING KEIBA
>>3140530Youngest /v/ma poster
>>3140485>10% winrate increase between my oshi's native late versus end mutantTHIS STYLE SUCKS
>>3140516That's a bummer. This is why i take it easy for sprints and dirts. I hope you'll pull through!
>>3140196SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3140485Who the fuck is making a runaway dirt suzuka?
>>3140533All styles suck when I play them!
>>3140537BASED DANCHO
>>3140537My danchou
>>3140472remember that Bay City Roller and Diamond Necklace were 2nd and 3rd in the L'arc!
>>3140537>Those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it.
>>3140537My danHERO
>>3140534Well, it's not the worst thing in the world, I like Nishino, but definitely not the outcome I would have preferred. At this point, just surviving would be enough.
>>3140472Not looking good!
>>3140537frontfags are simply built different
>>3140549Looks fine to me
Has anyone else noticed you can only get 2 token types max? That's stupid
>>3140196GIVE HER MORE CLEVAGE I NEED HER TO BE A BOOBY GODDESS
>>3140537I should get my revenge for last year.. won a plat somehow but my Suzuka jobbed hard
>>3140549>Benvenuto CelliniI reached the point where i remember random horses from previous races. Is it over for me?
>>3140528>pace pace pace>21%
>>3140485Once again the savior of the backlineThank you digiGOAT
>>3140485>somehow Xoggy returned
>>3140485nah, can't be worse than this
>>3140537>
>>3140557No. This should make more sense for you as you've been playing Uma Musume. In fact Japan pushes the rivalry and race favorites angle even harder.
>>3140562It's the moxie xog memebuild pretty shit but its funny when it works
>>3140514>>3140500>>3140562ain't no way folks are running the xogger for this
>>3139983Rice's tits are too big here, still, she's a qt
>>3140537>he doesn't know
>Backread the thread>Arguing about dumb shit.Man just help people, anyway, lets go yanko
>>3140537Me as a booster
>>3140563I won this CM btw.
>>3140563at least oshi gaming was possible in that one even if it wasn't optimal
>>3140500>What kind of unholy abomination are metaslaves cooking?haha..
I AM BEGGING YOU GUYS FOR A LAST MINUTE SPRINT ROOM
BONGS UNTIL YANKO?
>>3140583someone offered but you never answered. just host one
>>3140583Host one and people will join
>>3140562Front xog is ballbreaking to build, nobody will do it.
>>314058545 bings estimated. >>3139986EST
>>3140589I already encountered three front xogs
>>314058343566412
>>3140583Ok but I can't post results98381435
Sorry vros, I won't be queueing on release so I can focus my entirety on the keibakino
>>3140485>festive inari not found>gold city sub 10% WR
>>3140570Miracle is only delayed as much as spurt if you use Moxie and I'll bet you can do a shake it out cope backup that procs pretty consistently if you hit the Angling
>>3140589I have time and already have a backup team ready. I might try to bake an El parent just for the heck of it.
>>3140593Yeah and the only ones who have dirtshit prepped are giga sweats and aren't representative of the whole population.
>>3140604Everyone else should quit then
>>3140599Festival Inari's unique won't work on that track so everyone pivoted to base Inari and Digitan.
>>3140563There's no way this is real
Breeders' Cup Turf starting in one minute.
Which City?
>>3140609did you already memoryhole CM19? the one where i only qualified on 1 ticket (ticket 3 day 4) and i lied and said i won on my last ticket
>>3140596GOD DAMN IT I ALWAYS FUMBLE AFTER LEADING IN THE LATE RACE, WHY IS THAT? I ALWAYS GET 3RD AGAINST YOU NEIGHAS
>>3140609no it wasi think the medium dirt was about as bad too if i remember right
>>3140612The sexy one.
>>3140615yep CM17
>>3140612What is an espoir?
>>3140612tap dance is the prettiest so her
>>3140619That is so gross
>>3140612Tap Dance is my City
>>3140620Frog for 'hope'
>>3140612I want espo to swear at me
I should grind fans more often
Feeling confident, need some humbling.218398372183983721839837
>>3140629Holy shit that body is absurd
>>3140631Man Light Hello is so cute,such a shame she is stuck in this dogshit scenario
Between Spurt and Razor sharp steps, what do you guys pick for CM22?
>>3140631How did she not chip her teeth
>>3140635Spurt. Sharp Steps is a random activation skill
>>3140635you need both
>>3140631I don't want to hear A SINGLE BACKLINER cry after we're done with this CM
>last night>uma.moe in main browser shitting out and not sorting anything>pivot to a second browser>works>today>go to do it again since apparently I need fucking stam sparks to get stam sparks>doesn't work in main browser>doesn't work in second browserThis website fucking sucks ass now, what am I supposed to use?
>>3140557>called itI'm afraid i'm too far in. There is no way out for me.
>>3140637Uma power
>>3140557Congrats anon your horse won
>>3140631Unironically laughed when i saw a quad debuff lobby733957777339577773395777
Benvenuto Cellini gives Yurop 3/3 in Turf for today.
Deep Monster... your late skills?
>>3140642Chrono?
>>3140647I have a question about 2x and 4x debuffs lobbies, do the debuffs stack? Like, is a person with no debuffs suffering all 4 effects?
>>3140653Yeppers, that's why they're meta
>>3140653yes
>>3140653Yup, it's the prisoner's dilemma
>>3140653yep debuffs stack>>3140649frontrunning + rushed + spot struggle, it was over for him
>>3140648>>3140472It was obvious who won but that was really nice maneuvering to watch for a horse race.
>>3140653Yes, it's why most CMs since summer Golshi have been complete fucking cancer.
YANKO RACE?YANKO RACE?YANKO RACE?
30 BINGS ESTIMATED TO FOREVER YOUNG RACE>>3139986EST
>>3140658Felt like he got lucky with the pack opening up like it did, he was totally brocked about halfway in but what an impressive late surge.
TIME FOR FRAUDEVER YOUNG
Going to the kitchen to put on the tea before the CM starts. You want anything?
>>3140608I’m using Festival Inari despite having Digital because I need to do stupid things in order to feel something.
>>3140647You need more than 2 to beat me703162057031620570316205>>3140653Yuh, I got hit with 4x velocity nukes while the other two only suffered 2x
ITS HAPPENING BOYS
it's time forTHEMAINEVENT1 1/4 miles Dirthttps://assets.contentstack.io/v3/assets/blt9b0ea57b1efe7a70/blt546ab1df4b869ec8/6ae0ac9b09de0ef6c77ad05b/Longines_Breeders_Cup_Classic_PPs_and_Silks.pdf
https://poal.me/52wgreVote who you think will win!
>>3140673
>>3140570is Pump worth it here
>>3140678You have a tiny window to activate it so generally noit can work but you need to be exactly 6th during a window that'll last like, a second
>>3140674Skibidi Rizz uma when?
>>3140669Truly the most first rate uma185114451851144518511445Last, it begins soon.
>>3140678You can take it but its very hard to get value out of
>>3140673>>3140676waiting to the last possible minute to see how the weather goes but going to say KnightsbridgeTHE ODDS ARE FUCKED DONT TRUST THEM
>>3140674people are just picking forever young because it's the uma and the only horse they know
>>314067832 meter late race corner means its hard as fuck to hit
>>3140687sovereingtybro...
>>3140687We saw sovereignty and golden tempo tho
>>3140674
>>3140663Fuji doesn't have all that
>>3140663
>>3140678Very big gamble, and Ends have a ton of accel already
>>3140612Kyoto City
>>3140683You fools, by jobbing to bad luck I have cleansed by spirit! Now I will go to dominate the CM.Thanks for comin!
Almost time
>>3140699Holy shit I am in this picture
>>3140570>Hokko can get Highlander from a character eventoh ho
>>3140690If you saw sovereignty you'd be putting money on him
>>3140699DID YOU GET A BET?!
bwos what if he loses?
>>3140676i get why he isn't there but it's a bummer magnitude isn't in it
>>3140703Fuck sovereignty. Bitch cost me money
>>3140699Literally me
>>3140709He'll give it back this time and double it TRUST
>>3140701>doxxedhope you're not in der/v/...
Pequod crew, it is time once again
Sovereignty is actually racing Forever Young now?
>no pumpkin hill embed what the fuck, /v/
>>3140704Put money on Napoleon Solo and The Puma. I'm not rich enough to win anything off Ebayan.
>>3140713The 21st expedition, hard to believe time flies
>>3140706They run him in the Arima Kinen so his uma career story will have a happy ending. If he loses that? Uhh.... we'll let the devs worry about that one.
>>3140714Yeppers
>>3140710Unc...
>>3140715Rapeape's DEI nepo mods are far more incompetent than the old 4chan mods
Ive done all I can, time to hit the high road
>>3140719Will we have a Breeder's Cup scenario?
Lets fucking go
>>3140719>>3140706He already has a shitloads of prestigous wins just not the one that will push him over into Legend.
Any link?
>>3140710isn't that Benjamin Franklin
>>3140727Why would a single race get a whole scenario
>>3140727Thats BD in JP.
>>3140727Isnt the asset for Keeneland already in the game?
>>3140730https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47b2DfVzZxY
>>3140706>>3140719I mean, podium placements on either should be fine narratively.. especially at Arima
I HATE CASINO SLOP
>>3140736In JP yuh.
>>3140734The Arc did
15 bings estimated to the BCC/Forever Young's race!
>>3140734To be fair it's a series of races for the Breeders Cup.But the l'Arc on the other hand...
ITS TIME GO AND HAVE FUN
Golden Tempo has me worried
>>3140739>casino slop
>>3140743>on-model
>>3140708it is. vet did a scan and found a leg problem though, last thing anyone wants is another suzuka/rice situation
Time to go, best of luck sailors
>>3140742True but that's like the biggest race in Europe, if anything the Kentucky Derby makes more sense
god speed CMers.
My one regret is that I didn't manage to get hotsprings with Pearl
>Jockey named Junior>is a manletHis parents cursed him with that name but he at least went into a career where its a benefit
>>3140745>having fun>in cms>in 2026noone even thinks that
>>3140706Genuinely doesn't matter
Wasnt Forever Young the favorite or was Sovereignty the favorite the whole time
>>3140759Winning is fun
I hate this tranny auto select button holy fuck i almost bricked my account
>>3140760>lost the DAHBYoh yeah he's a fraud
watching keiba makes me even more nervous than actual CM
>>3140763Yanko is the favorite
moshi moshi forever wins desu
I AM FUCKING DROWNING
Who's the next irl horse thats related to the game that we root for once Forever Young retires? Any other in-game uma currently active atm?
>>3140769there he is, john cygames
>i'm just in timeYes
>>3140763Depends on the betting pools.>in the westIts starting to spread out now>in japanForever Young
I AM NOT GOING TO SAIL I AM WATCHING KEIBA
Im running into auto umas lmao
>losing to sub 1500 A srpint dogshitI fucking hate sprintcasino so much
Remember folks, no crying in the Sprint casino
Too easy
>>3140676>>3140686im gonna kms so hard fml fr fr
10 MINS
WHO LET ALL THESE DIRTERS ONTO THE TRACKIT'S NOT CM22 YET
>>3140788What the hell?
One and done against a bunch of 1st rates and with a freebie at the end.
Our guy!!!
Wew
>>3140794ITS THE GOAT
SEND YOUR ENERGY TO BIG DIMES YANKO
So, what are your guy's plans for Halloween?
Golden Tempo and Sovereignty will rape Ebayan
>>3140794So fucking cool
>60% round 1I'm scared.
>double debuff niggery in the first raceOff to a good start.
Crazy that yanko will likely be the richest racehorse ever
>leg injury>retires because of itProfound sadnessI'll miss my boy something fierce
if FOREVER FRAUD jobs he should be retroactively removed from the game
FIVE
>>3140806Magnitude fucking retired??
6 minutes!
LETS GO YANKO
TO Password is a Copa spawn, huh
>>3140810Yeah, out to stud so expect to see some "let my horse fuck yours" ads for him in the near future
i hate yanko's hat so i want her to lose
>>3140815Do you think he'll still need the bear when he fucks?
COME ON START ALREADY
>>3140819Depends if he's terrified of mares like Opera or not
>>3140810YeahPET scan like 2 days ago showed issues in his left foreleg and his owner decided to call it quits and get him ready for stud duty starting next yearI'll miss him
I stomled the CM, anyway, LETS GO YANKO
>>3140799Eat Taco Bell, fap to girls of questionable age dancing on Tiktok, take a nap
BRING ME KEKREIGNTY
>2/5>1/5>2/5>realise I'd been running my Pace Machan as Front by accident>4/5Fuck me I was scared for a moment
>>3140819100%
I hope forever young wins so I don't have to see five gorillion fraud posts for the second most earnings horse ever for not winning a race HE ALREADY FUCKING WON LAST YEAR. It's so goddamn annoying.
ITS HAPPENING
>>3140831Good you caught it.
press F for the noob who applied for the wrong league
I love her so much.
>>3140826>>3140815Thats so sadWas this his retirement race anyway or did they want to keep him going for another year
>>3140837Insane mutation
YOU KNOW THE DEALWHO YOU GOT???? LOCK IN
I got so preoccupied with NIKKE 4th anniversary and Uma JP that I forgot to register for graded so I guess I'll reheat my aces for CM29 since they were for group B anyway
>>3140841Golden Tempo will win
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
Podium'd them. Frontfags get the rope.
>>3140836Poor guy
>>3140841LETS GO SOVEREIGNTY
Zero wins day one again, no need to break tradition
I kneel.
AT THE GATESHOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS, DINO FAGGOTS
WHAT ARE THE ODDS LIKE?
>>3140841I believe in Ebayan.
What number is Yanko?
>>3140841I would have bet Magnitude but he's out so Ebayan I guess
>>3140856
>>3140853
Preemtively filtering the word "fraud".
>>3140841LETSGOYANKO
>>3140841Still thinking it's Knightsbridge.
$500 on TO PASSWORD!I DONT EVEN CARE THAT HIS ODDS ARE...46 TO 1???? AIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3140839Unless they wanted to ship him to Dubai again next year, this would probably have been it
>>3140833>only 7 horses with one of the strongest contenders dropping out>like 5 horses in the last one he wonfraudever fraud
>(Clueless)
I'm actually fucking nervous and getting lightheaded, I don't think Yanko will win
>>3140867sucks to miss out on your retirement race like this
CMON EBAYAN
DIRTER SUPREMACY
>>3140869>sleeping on tempo and sovereigntyYou know nothing.
GONNA KMS
UH OH YANKOBROS?????
Jesus christ Golden Tempo is a real fuckin End Closer
EBAYANG GONNA HIT THAT BLOSSOM INTO PLANCHA
DOOMCHADS WHERE WE AT??
ITS SO FUCKING OVER
wow embarrassing
OH NO NO NO FOREVER FRAUD????????
FRAUDEVER YOUNG
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YOU
GODREIGNTY
FRAUDEVER FRAUD
UH, OH FRAUD ALERT
FRAUD FRAUD FRAUDFRAUD FRAUD
KWAB
ENTER
>missed the accel wit check
I TOLD YOU NEIGHASSOVEREIGNTYYYYYYY
>5thOOF
>>3140882>Whiffed on the wit check>No Angling from Knightsbridge
Jesus Christ that was fucking terrible, my day is ruined
FOREVER FRAUD>FOREVER FRAUDFOREVER FRAUD>FOREVER FRAUD
TO PASSWORD BROS?!WE BEAT THE NEPO BABY!!!
>HE JOBBED OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Forever Fraud
APOLOGIZEAPOLOGIZEAPOLOGIZE>APOLOGIZE>APOLOGIZE>APOLOGIZE
USA USA USA USA USA
HAIL TO THE KING, BABY
>Dirt B
LATEBROS STAY WINING
Why didn't Forever Young accelerate?
So, it happened AGAIN
>FRAUDEVER YOUNGFRAUDEVER YOUNG>FRAUDEVER YOUNGFRAUDEVER YOUNG>FRAUDEVER YOUNGFRAUDEVER YOUNG
holy shit. good thing i didn't bet.
What was that? FY looked terrible, did nothing in final straight.
I knew The Puma would perform. Lookin' fine for next year.
YOUNG FRAUD NEVER FIRST AGAIN
>>3140907Thank you for exposing the fraud.
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>>3140913Missed the witcheck
Great. Now we're stuck with it for the next 6 months.
>>3140917Failed the Budding Blossom witcheck
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHQHQHHQHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>3140913
FOREVER YOUNG?LOOKING PRETTY OLD AND BUSTED
Arima Kinen? Maybe try the emmmm Champion's Cup instead
SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
WHAT IS THATWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
fraudever fraud
APOLOCARATS WHERE MAKING US WATCH THE FRAUD
>was not blocked at all>wasn't cramped between two>was just slowFOREVER FRAUDDON'T WANNA BE FOREVER FRAUD
Was this Forever Young's retirement race?
Can Cygames buy the rights to Sovereignty and make him an Uma?
>gets turned into an uma>becomes a complete fraud that can only win races against 4 horses
>>3140923SEETHE
>TO PASSWORD PLACED HIGHER THAN FOREVER YOUNGFUCKING KEK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer
Why would Japan send a horse that cant run? Are they stupid?
>>3140930bonelessbonesrp
Boo Sovereignty
>>3140935Yes, the Arima Kinen isn't happening anymore for him iirc
>>3140938>Sovereignty cannot become an uma>this thread is going to be genuinely unusable with all the Forever Fraud spam>TO Password didn't winThere's plenty to seethe about.
>>3140935Arima Kinen now. Imagine ending in 5th and losing to bottom favorite
>>3140676#2 Sovereignty wins with no contest on the spurt.
>>3140935No, retirement hasn't been announced. Most likely will run something more this year before starting breeding career. Might even consider one more try at middle east races early next year since he can still make it to breeding afterwards.
>>3140935nah, they're planning to make him run job in the arima
SOVEREIGNTY DID IT TO AVENGE JOURNALISM. YOU'LL NEVER BE HIS RIVAL FOREVER FRAUD
Man that sucked :( why did he refuse to accelerate?
MY GIBS ARE EVAPORATING
>>3140930
what a fraud
YOU ALL ARE SO FUCKING INSUFFERABLE, CHRISTGOD FUCKING FORBID A HORSE LOSE A RACE
https://youtu.be/W5guhMw_EH0FOREVER JOBI HATE TO BEFOREVER JOBDO YOU REALLY WANT TO WIN FOREVER?FOREVER, FOREVER JOB
USE AN ALARM CLOCCK
>>3140937Daring Tact curse...
>>3140927I mean, yeah, he's retiring
Why didnt she buy head on???
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECESTHIS IS MY LAST RESORT
>>3140961by Longines (tm)
>pacekeks
Welp, time for CM
>>3140959Fraudbayan owes me money actually. I will never forgive Cygames.
Every horse finishing behind T.O. Password shall be turned into glue live on stream
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH METWO NOTHING WRONG WITH METHREE NOTHING WRONG WITH MEFOUR NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
PACEKEKS WE GOT TOO COCKY
nobody cares about fraudever young what position did skibidi rizz place?
NICE RACE FOREVER FRAUDEAT MY DUST, ENJOY 5TH PLACEAHAHAHAHAHAHA *farts*
>>3140970CM starts today??
>>3140959It's just banter dude, we won't see the horse in game until 2029 at the earliest anyway
FOREVER JOB
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING, IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN.
So what about all the Forever Young vs Sovereignty posting?
>Goes to the infirmary>Suddenly stomps the competition
I have to give up one of Turbo Sprint or See ya Later, which one?
newmas LOST
>>3140984Give up TS if a non end closer
I FORGOT TO RETIRE EARLY NOOOOOOOO
>>3140984running style?
>>3140977Toreinah-dono... people are already posting their results ITT.
Someone needs to edit that "I aint posting that shit I got my ass beat" meme with Yanko and Keeneland
>>3140982Sovereignty is no longer a fraud that has been dodging Yanko for a year straight. He was merely biding his time.
>>3140984idk, double circled the white instead?
>>3140976sniffffffff
>>3140984See Ya Later never activates on this track
Why didn't yanko buy midrace? She had fast learner this run.
>>3140987>>3140989Pace Chaser
>>3140984What style? If backliner, give up See Ya Later. For pace, it's a dice roll but I think I'd ditch turbo sprint depending on how the rest of your accels are looking
>>3140983he got an acupunturist visit>+20 speed>+20 stam>+20 power>+20 guts>+20 wit>+straightaway recovery>+corner recovery>+1 mood>charming
>>3140988why would you do it
>>3140998Pick up SYL if you got blossom, plancha and head on, optimally SYL + Sprinting gear
>>3140998Which uma? What other accelerations do you have? If you have good accels and/or you're using someone like condor or nishino, you don't need turbo sprint
Why would big cygames rig the competition?
Machan!
>>3140995Is this true?
>5/0>4/1>4/1>1/4Yo what the fuck
So how will they handle this in her career?
GIMME THAT REENACTMENT NEIGHAAAAAAAAAS
>>3141012Thankfully the breeders cup isn't in the game
>>3141012Unironically getting too cocky as she's slowing down.
>>3140999>>3141004>>3141006Black Curren, I have Head-on, Plancha and Blossom. I think I can afford sprint gear
>>3141009Taiki winning is cool and all, but why isn't she in the centre?
>>3140984Check activation rates for your style
>>3141016Id go for turbo sprint so long as you got good mid race but up to you
Not looking good for me
Damn, I was gonna draw yankos fat fucking tits
>>3141016>Black Curren
Now that Forever Young is almost definitely retiring with a run at the Arima Kinen, how can we expect them to do? My only frame of reference is Oju Chosan turning up from steeplechase and getting a respectable 9thIs swapping from dirt to turf as massive of a change as Uma has led me to believe?
>>3141014All of his races have been pretty much overseas, they can probably specially code in tracks for it
REEENACTMENT7872 03947872 03947872 0394
>>3141012Same as Kitasan in season 3
Apart from one whole race Taishin won the only times any of the Uma I sent performed well they just got rolled by the Kingu rocket. Their whole point is to pick up the wins when she slacks off…
Group A getto, Brian's girlfriend has been doing well for me.
>>3141021>yanko pads her chestNot looking good!
FRAUDER BUMI GOTTA BREED FRAUDEVER BUM
>picrelkek>>3141014breeders cup race is in Beyond Dreams, it replaces URA finale
>1/5>4/5>3/5Yup, that's the casino for you.
>>3141021draw nepo titties anyways
I have never seen this in 21 CMs.
I am laughing so fucking hard man, why did he do NOTHING?
>>3141021Now you have to draw Sovereignty tits, thems the rules
Which one is better for Sprint, Racing Stam or Racing Power?
>>3141027>tfw Kitasan's story arc may actually make fucking sense if just applied to Forever Young
currenchang on the back
>>3141012Her senior year career is what if. She's got enough portos for junior and classic.
>>3140990WHAT THE H??
THE WORLD WAS STRONG
>queue>first race>oh fuck a guy has THE meta team it's SO over>
>>3141036Bro thought he was doing a victory lap.
Hell yeah
FRAUD DE NOIR LATER TONIGHT!
>>3140991
T O Elvis is going to be a rockstar. Not Legend but at least he 2 major G1s so I hope he gets turned into an Uma. Could use more Dirt Sprinters.TO Elvis drawn by a drawfag btw >>3140196
>4-1, 5-0, 5-0, 3-2>Quite possibly my best day 1 winrate ever (besides maybe Cancer 1, I forgot my exact winrates for that one)Looking good!Kingu is strong as fuck, and I'm glad to see that Sweep is getting a good chunk of the wins too rather than being completely eclipsed by her
Why would he fail the downhill?
>>3141041>machan conga
comfy
Anyone else notice how some trainers in vtumor clubs can be absolute monsters?
>>3141050KEK
>>3141050LEL
I'm getting my fucking ass beat I ain't posting any results
>>3141016did someone say blacked curren
what the fuck i joined open
>>3141062Falcobro btw
>Dirt BWhy would Cygames do this?
>>3141050topkek
19/20 lost to a name i recognizeso peeved
>>3141063Daiwabro...
>>3141063
WHERE IS THE REENACTMENT BRUH
>>3141038PLEASE REPLY
>>3141022Curren’s a nigger…
>>3141063HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING
>>3141070>>3141026
>>3141071Sorry not helping, causes melties, hope understando!
>>3141071Sorry, you're obviously a crab and we can't be helping you
Revoke that guys trainer license.
>>3141071STAMINA IS MUCH MUCH BETTER ANON
>>3141038both, racing stam is just strong final straight though so its better
>>3141038Racing stam it's like one of the best buys you can make for a sprint/mile
>>3141071Stam, it's a stronger skill and you physically cannot gas out
>>3141022>>3141073Curren's a nigger?
>>3141071Stam, ignore the shitposting faggots.
what the fuck
>>3141012Same for every other horse that didn't win their retirement race.
fuck, this CM is so much funwatching my Oguri take off is just so enjoyable. All of her races are full of fire and passion and last second spurts to the finishwith all the roomas I've run in the competition feels so weeeeeeeeeeeak.
>>3141086What was he cooking?
>>3141067From here or pubs? No shame losing to an anon.
HERE IS HOW YANKO CAN STILL WIN ARIMA
going to umasturbate to some flat makween tits
>>3141086This is a TT uma.
>does better than forever youngFOREVERFRAUDBROS OUR RESPONSE????
I LOVE GAMBLINGAND I WUV MY TEAM
>>3141085He doesn't even know the basics, he should just look it up on gametora and help himself
WHERE IS THE REENACTMENT
>>3141096(YOU)
Genuinely, what the fuck do I gotta do to hit fucking UF? It's such a joke at this point
>>3141026OUR HEROES
>>3141099Do an extra race for your unique. You'll have a shittier uma but you'll have a shiny UF
>>3141100rib ayabe
I HEARD YOU WERE TALKING SHIT BUM
>>3141099Higher unique level since Curren struggle with those pad.
>>3141100
I am afraid of jobbing like JOBko
>>3141086THAT'S EVEN WORSE
>>3141094>hasn't even won a graded raceFUCKING KEK
>>3141097Be the change you want to be. Host an 18 uma version. or 16.
>>3141101>>3141105My unique is level 4 niggas
What would a Sovereignty Uma look like?
>>3141090from pubs. I don't think anyone here does Open minmaxing aside from me
>>3141106>>3141100
>>3141099If you only care for Rankmaxing do a witmaxed Aoharu run. If you're asking about this specifically she needs more stam sparks with the same stat line otherwise. Rank is not a real indicator of quality when it gets this high though.
>>3141111pfft
>>3141111Might have had low SP then
AKEBONO YOU FAT FUCK USE BUDDING BLOSSSOM
>>3141112Taiki but actually good
>>3140959There would be less of an upheaval if she wasn't a nepobaby
Alright anonPOST YOUR REPORT CARDS
>>3141112BIG, SLUTTY, CHOCOLATEY
>the longest race ebayan has competed in is 2000mSo that's a last place at Arima Kinen then
>>3141122you are such a faggot
Ganbare
>>3141115>>3141100
>>3141099Curren is insanely strong for rank slop because she only has sprint and pace aptitudes, so you just gamble heavily on every hint you see since you don't need the stats from the lessons
>>3141122>100%I will never make it
>>3141127>>3141100
>>3141126I WUV ULALA I HOPE SHE WINS THE MOST PLATS
>>3141024I don't think he ever ran at turf and will be facing the best horses Japan has to offer on that field so I expect a midfield result at best
>>3141131THAT'S MY GIRLTHAT'S MY GIRLTHAT'S MY GIRLTHAT'S MY GIRL
neigha what are you doingwhy are you reusing umas from release
So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame Sovereignty, we can blame the failed wit check, we can blame the late start, we can blame Cygames, we can blame T O Password, we can praise Forever Young's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Skills, stats you name it, it all stinks.Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in the JRA and tra/v/en academy, but MASSIVE rainbow trainings are desperately needed right fucking now. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about the next year, or ever getting another Classic Triple Crowwn. Not racing like this. What do you think, /jraug/? Are you #JapIN or #JapOUT?Some helpful links to numb the pain:https://www.instagram.com/yutaka_take1987/https://jlingz.comhttps://www.youtube.com/@UMAMUSUME_officialhttps://www.nhs.jp/conditions/suicide/
>add Forever Young to Umamusume>jobs every race that has any semblance of competition since he was addedWas Umamusume a mistake?
>>3141137nobody cares about sprints
>>3141122We take those
>>3141125
>>3141122Why is round 1 always harder than round 2? It will always be a mystery to me.
>>3141122MY OGURI AIN'T OGURING
>>3141122I'M STILL WATCHING MY RACES HOLD UP
>>3141131>>3141100And the winner isINARI ONE WOLFPAC IS BACK WITH MASS DESTRUCTION
>>3141129Don’t judge yourself against the biggest metafag we have.
>>3141141Uma Musume was a mistake its nothing but trash
I think shitter hours are starting
I cannot fucking believe my nigger luckI will literally never have a good winratWhy the fuck does this bullshit happen to me every damn time?
>>3141151GET FUCKED YOU DUMB STUPID BIRDWait a minute this is CLOCKWISE
>>3141122Looking good.
>>3141122Easily my best day 1 ever.My Kingu is a bit more powerful than I anticipated.
>>3141151>BCC is left-handed>re-enactment is right-handedAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3141151I'm so proud of my girlI saw let's pump and I knew it was fucking overand then she started dueling with almost 1000 guts
>>3141151> WITHCausing*
>>3141155Relax, sprint casino is a casino
Someone post the 18 player reenactment pls!!!!
>>3141147Strong paces get murdered by PDM if the fronts suck, which they tend to do in round 1
>>3141155Maybe it's not luck if it's consistently fucking you over
I only have 60% on day 1, do I hastily remake someone?>your wit tosho?She wasn't on winning haku lists so I didn't think I needed her>3x ends?My front didn't work out and I have no prep on paces
>>3141155should have gutsmaxxed
>>3141151added to the re-enactment results sheet!
>>3141167That anons team is p good. I think he did get unlucky
>>3141122How the fu
>>3141168It's 25% king, 20% taishin, 15% vega by the way
>>3141122And here I genuinelly thought my digitan was the strongest of my team
>>3141155>>3141164>>3141171My life is a joke, the game just loves tanking my winrate
Re-enactment of last night's fantasy stakes!8598382585983825859838256/18Kyoto 1400
I haven't had such a good winrate since I went to open leagues
bakushin!
What were the conditions for the BCC? gonma do a 16 player reenactment, Firm winter?
>>3141122I am gonna job so hard. And I'm gonna have to retire Maya early for breeding duty.
>>3141182We are still in fall
>>3141184Got it, tokyo?
>>3141181I love the shots for this CM
>>3141186Idk enough about murican tracks to answer that question
>>3141182Fall, left-handed, cloudy(?), 2000m
>all of my losses were against some random garbagefook this mickey mouse distance
>>3141182firm fall, dirt 2000 lefthanded cloudy
>clanker team on one side>open league on the other
>>3141182Cloudy at least, and left, always left for US races. If you can't match a Left Dirt to the distance, then use the closest and keep it in the same section (medium).
>>3141141the same thing happened to daring tact
>>3141122Pretty similar to sims I guess. I feared group A ends tho. My losses are mainly to them. Truly a day in latechud suffering.
>>3141182Morokia dirt, 2000m, left, firm, cloudy, fall
>>3141122For a team made in a single day with not a single sprint S, I'd consider this a great result.
>anons are not ready with their Medium Dirters for the race anon is making.
>>3141182up to you, morioka seems like the closest fit
my only loss so far was to a front running aston machan because I got conditionmoggedlooking good all things considered
Alright fags lock in, REENACTMENT>2000M>LEFT HANDED>CLOUDY>DIRT269444552694445526944455COME
Do carats count as treats?
>>3141201your CM17 umas?
>>3141204DELICIOUS DIRTY TIGHTS YUM YUM YUM
>>3141168Put pulse on everyone.
Ngl, the girls worried me for a moment by getting reverse podiumed on the first race, but think I just got PDM'ed and Digitan couldn't bat clean up.
Is Katsuragi Ace good in general or a Tokyo med/long merchant?
>Nimble+Cheer+Shadow+Surge>turn into a demon and run everyone else downI simply can’t comprehend ever running fronts, this shit is addictive. I feel like a predator hunting down my prey.
>>3141204dirt, dirt. sweet, filthy glorious dirt
>>3141215>I feel like a predator hunting down my preyBrian, get off umachan and eat your vegetables.
>>3141211Base Ace is a Tokyo merchant.New Years Ace is a general medium distance runaway.
>>3141215There's a reason American casters refer to pace chasing as the stalking position
Can Cygames replace Forever Young with T O Elvis, the true dirtCHAD
>>3141168>KingNeeds budding blossom and pulse, has an extreme lack of midrace, MM is bad,needs uma stan, Fine otherwise>TaishinSprint A, needs blossom, needs late race, needs more mid race, needs uma stan>AyabeYour best built uma, your umas need to look like that. But she has Sprint A so shes gimped, she also needs budding blossomPost deck?
>>3141192That’s not even open league though, the cut off genuinely is way too low for actual shitters to make it in. I ran into this guy in one of my runs, his other two looked just like this.
>>3141221Dammit
I am hardcore jobbing
>>3141215I lost again, making both of my only two losses thus far to a front running aston machan and very closely, but also I got conditionmogged both times.
>>3141221Wait ace is a front? I though she was a late or something. Here I was planning on pulling her just because I like her, but now that she's apparently a fronter then a frontgod like myself can't ignore her.
>>3141211every single uma released from now on save for a few exceptions are distance/track merchants
digitang!
>>3141225Elvis can't run at the popular distances.
>>3141225They'll save face for Yanko by showing her passing the torch of being a top tier dirter to T O Elvis.
>>3141192Open is A+, you cant get in by accident for the most part
>>314120414/16HURRY UP FAGS
>>3141233Not just a Front, Ace is a Runaway.
>>3141124you'd be surprised at how well milers often do at arima
I am scared to queue up
>>3141240
>>3141122did better than i expected, given that i kinda halfassed this oneas it turns out "if losing, win but not as good sometimes" is still pretty good
>>3141225Only if it means they behave like a female John Bravo. HUH HAH HOOH!
>>3141244Sweep....
>>3141233Katsuragi Ace isn't just a front, she's a runawayShe's THE runaway.She's so much THE runaway that Tap Dance City's jockey saw Katsuragi Ace's runaway win of the Japan Cup and was so moved that he became a jockey and won the Japan Cup with TDC also as a runaway.Extremely kino story.
>>3141234Thats always been the case tho
for (you)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcF_6yAcjok
>>3141245They already made Epipi a pickup artist though
>>3141211Katsuragi Ace is a debuff nigger
>>3141233Ace's JC is a legendary runaway instance
WHAT DOES SHE EVEN DO?
>>3141122I will enter FineMo in every CM we get until I win plat with her.
>>3141255wtf I love debuffers now!
>>3141255LEL
>>3141247>She's THE runaway.almost, but the real true runaway/giganige was Kaburaya O
>>3141257Lose to Americans
>>3141252
>>3141246she's just there to stare at youshe did win a few public rooms so she's not completely hopeless
>>3141233Ace won the Japan Cup because he was a runaway while everyone was paying attention to CB and Rudolf, so he just go so insanely far ahead the jockey made the madlad move of slowing down in the midrace to give the horse a bit of a breather before the homestretch, while Rudolf and CB were so focused on each other that they fucked up their pacing when they had the "oh shit, where the fuck is the front of the pack" moment
>>3141263Kaburaya O doesn't have the story
>>3141257fails
>>3141204>15/16HURRY UUUUUUUUUUPPPPPP>but its dirt brochacho Bring whatever!
I'm not American, I hate that I missed on trick or treating, it looked fun as hell
>>3141274I dont have ANYTHING that can win!
>>3141257Make me horny
>>3141276I sent my S rank wife from when I was grinding completionist for her, send whatever neigha
>>3141227>>3141209Deck on all 3 is the same >Kita, Biko, Tachyon (rented)>CB, Fine, LB1 LHIf I remake them I would swap Tachyon with my own LB1 Maruzensky, and FM with wit Sweep. The challenge here is going to be getting both Blossom and Cheer on the non-King Ends, since they're both sprint mutants they need as much sprint sparks as possible and I used King as a rental, and I don't have my own nishino.
>>3141279GOAT shit.
>>3141275Carnival?! It's literally the same thing but earlier in the year.
https://x.com/LGonTV/status/2116652085546824120
>>3141275i think a lot of places stopped doing it since too many kids got hit by carsit was pretty fun though
How is Ebayan going to win the Arima Kinen if she lost her fighting spirit...
>>3141275>it looked fun as hellehhhhhhh
I don't understand how I can podium a mf and then get podiumed the next time
Cheer Halo is such an unbeatable nigger uma I fucking hope you die if you use her
>UF pacers jobbing>field janny>pass to the next roundI seriously need to stop listening to sloptubers
>>3141286Clearly she hasn't bought skills yet
>>3141280You're running 3 ends, forget about blossom. One of them will hit cheer and pulse eventually.
>>3141204WE FULL so WE BEGIN
>>3141289The entire race is a downhill clusterfuck on top of PDM being a leg breaker since there's no time to get back to the front
>>3141291You really should. Sloptubers are inherently worse than your average /v/ma first-rate
Man yanko is so hot
>>3141270yeah, but him being so scared of other horses that he ran fast as fuck is funny
>>3141275It was fun to do with my friends like 20 years ago. I grew up in a shithole no-name town but there were still community events at churches and stuff you could go to.Man thinking about it, even though that place definitely had a drug addict problem, all of my neighbors were pretty cool and I hung out in everyone's houses and backyards and with their pets, even went kinda far down the street. Miss those times.
>>3141279tips for completionist? especially with dirt/sprint G? (for seiun)
>>3141300She gets hotter when she jobs
>>3141252I love Rice
>>3141291which sloptubers are you even watching, there's only one who even knows their shit
Which of OUR HEROES!!!!!! Will get bred tonight? Only one way to find out!
>>3141310>Dirt Sweep and Dirt BiwaI wonder how neighas don't kill themselves with shit like this
>>3141307Literally the opposite of her character
boskeletonrp
>>3141310Why are their Taishins?
>>3141311I'm gonna do it again next CM, too bad about her crap stats for the Ogurifest one though.
>>3141304Funny you mention thatIIRC you can do it with auto now which is sovlless but gets you the title.For doing it manually you load up on as many dirt sparks you can which will get you to C dirt and then just keep doing races. I did it in MANT since if you want to be efficent and clear as many races as possible as quickly as possible you want to race a fuckton hence MANT AND that it lets you clock races you placed 2nd in. Dirt races are honestly quite easy, the problem is the JBC sprint and the new early dirt G1s since getting both sprint and dirt to an acceptable degree through inspiration takes a few careers. Getting the stat for the new dirt G1s especially that one at the end of junior year is a pain, so just keep trying whilst getting mile A and as much dirt you can on the side.Also buy skills ASAP rather than waiting, it makes a big difference.
>>3141312That's like saying her wedding dress card is the opposite of her character
>>3141310SHE'S GONNA DO IT!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!! FALCO IS GONNA DO IT!!!!! SHE'S GONNA WIN THE BREEDERS CUP!!!!
>>3141314I think there's some anon that won CM17 with her. Easily reheated ace.
>>3141310>failed witcheck for recovery>totally brocked by never gonna make its>xogger winmickey mouse race, NEEEEEEEEEXT
>>3141318...
>>3141318Falco will never have sex
>>3141316Auto explicitly doesn't count for completionist
>>3141318i hate that bird! Go Inari!
>>3141316Also save the clocks of a cereer for those hard G1s, not some random G2. Chances are you'll lose all 6 tries to the JBC sprint and get a second shot, which will also give you another shot for that dirt G3 you placed 2nd in by a head.
>>3141318Oh
>>3141316>IIRC you can do it with auto now which is sovlless but gets you the titleit doesn't, auto doesn't count for trophy completion to keep it sovl
>>3141327KEKED AGAIN LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
>wake up to see yanko job the bccwtf
>>3141327>falslow
>>3141311Power of love, and also I was running a debuffer that CM so I only had one other ace to worry about building. I WILL do it againI mutated a turfer for the first dirt CM too
>>3141327NOOOO I DON'T WANNA BREED THE FATASS AGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
>>3141327
>>3141327>Game has LudoKINO
>>3141122My weakest performer in rooms is carrying me right now. Pace Digitan often overshoots Budding, End Kingu can't navigate through the bodies of dead paces. My WR distribution should fix itself once Round 2 starts with better umas.
>>3141327GET BLOBBED
>>3141327MMMMMMMMMM YUMMY YUMMY BREAD
Am I retarding for wanting to try a dirt sei for next CM after seeing a weak variant of her JOB at the re-enactment?
So when will the waters be safe
>>3141327What is it with falco and getting cucked
Never forget who won the American Triple Crown.
>>3141340They already are. an hour ago 4/5 opponents are SS rank, the fifth has a 50/50 chance of knowing what the fuck they're doing.
>>3141339Nah Dirt Seiun is cool, maybe I'll do that too
>>3141340It's a casino. It's always safe. Should've dipped hours ago when clanker and Sgod queueing.
>>3141340The leviathans took over the boat a long time ago. It's never safe.
>>3141339Yes, because you'll have to compete against>Falco's early/mid-race>6 green Rickeys
>>3141339When I use to run them, I actually looked forward to making umas for reenactments. Part of it doubled for making TT anons, but I loved running umas in reenactments even if I very rarely won any.I miss it
>>3141350neigha please we've already had a dirt CM with rickey and those were barely even seen
>>3141346>>3141348>already missed the shitter hoursit's over
>>3141327>Image limitACK MY RESULTS SCREEN.
>>3141353are shitter hours early? i thought shitter hours were midnight Eastern time
>>3141309Idk who tf you're referring to but it's def not seriru or lightbirb
>>3141355They are
>>3141350NTA but1. I don't have Brickey2. I was planning on running Falchad anyway and she needs a running partner
Oguri is gonna get her 4th crown in dirtslop isn't she
>>3141360Belly full of plats
>>3141362>>3141362>>3141362Here
>>3141350Falco is a sloptuber gaslight. She's unplayable in GL
>>3141356idk, unless it's for fronts, lightbirb does know his stuff, his best content is for late/end tho
>>3141365Never watched a sloptuber, dont care, still running Falco
>>3141160it was that or a left handed course that wasn't flat, I chose flat.
>>3141182Fall 2000m Left Cloudy Firm flattest racecourse possible Evening if it lets you select time of day. I went right since Oi is flatter than morioka and those were the ones that had 2000m left dirt.
>>3141318Sometimes foreshadowing is relatively obvious