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Pandora LOVE
>>3133558Fuck I hope I luckshit the turbo Yepperssex when she drops
kek
>>3133560oh the racing sim got updated?
post music you listen to when trainanhttps://youtu.be/xb-JkjEUF5w
>>3133580i've been listening to all the umamusume albums, quite partial to the bgm ones
>>3133560
Will there be more episodes in the future?
>>3133560Digitan rabu!
Wuv Helios
>>3133588how about for end closers, i assume that i should get leap forward from a borrow parent to loop and CB will be in my loop deck? i don't really run end closers but i wanna run halloween digi
Male trainers exist only to be cucked and humiliated. Male virginity is 100% at tracen.
holy shit it's daring tact https://x.com/priconne_redive/status/2116077897748557932
>>3133610
>>3133610Dia is for (you) and Kitasan gets cucked by Duramente anyway
>>3133616pls let dura's son with kita's mom win the Mile Championship, it would be so funny
Wedding alt when?
>>3133619fuck off back to >>/vg/ with your coombait
>>3133616Should I finish my spark for Dia or should I just wait for Laurel instead?
>>3133619early feb
>>3133619>>>/vg/586121052Literal /vg/ raid btw
>>3133625Wedding Nishino UOOOH
>>3133625Damn... I feel bad for Daiwa and Machan being delegated to wedding support card outfits>>3133628I have been found out...
>>3133610I know this is a bait shitpost but both Tachyon and CB are the direct offspring of a trainer fucking their trainee.
>giving the /vg/ poster (you)sWe should have gatekept harder
>>3133631>I know this is a bait shitpostThen don't fucking reply to it, moron.
>>3133628Why were you on /vg/ in the first place?
>>3133614Suzuka's titties grew tenfold after pregnancy
>>3133634Probably checking for any evidence of a raid. Done that a couple of times myself, though I've never found anything and so it's usually probably just one shitter or communication is happening off-site.
>>3133630>I feel bad for Daiwa and Machan being delegated to wedding support card outfitsDaring Heart gets carded for both wedding and ballroom, two sexy dresses gone to the card realm.
>>3133633>just let /vg/ faggots shit up the place
>>3133638And she is not even a trainee yet
>>3133612Who?
>>31336350x10 is still 0...
>>3133638 >>3133640Blast One Piece had the same fate... My waifu...
>>3133642Look at that drawing though, it's closer to a function that approaches 0 but never quite does
>>3133644If it approaches 0, wouldn't it be like... a billion-fold to become THAT visible?
>>3133645It would yes, but I didn't want to math out over a shitpost
>>3133639The part where you neighas KNOW something is bait, acknowledge that it's bait, and then decide to fucking bite the hook anyways is WHY we get shitposting crossposters. Anyone with a brain can tell that it's bait and doesn't need to be told as such, you're not helping anything by giving it attention, which is exactly what shitposters want.
>>3133649Alright, fair enough.I am just worried I'm stupid, verifying I'm not.
>>3133652You are smarter than you think
>>3133645torena and suzuka have obviously been very, very busy
>>3133653My A rank hell seem to suggest otherwise but I suppose...>>3133654That's a fair assessment too. Should've thought of that.
How scary would an umaverse zombie apocalypse be?
>>3133586priconne has, so I think uma will in the future
hey
>>3133661The threat of starvation thanks to societal breakdown would be a bigger danger to the umamusume than the actual zombies.
>>3133667lose weight
how long until gang beast final?do we have a poal for the winning uma?
>>3133671Idk, who made it?
When the fuck are they gonna uncap the affection level for the rest of the released umas?I'm literally going insane
>>3131919https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1UG-sD1vcTD9wOMecZzcLlpC5T06uMHrHPVXEMlO8ojc/edit?gid=1783823162#gid=1783823162here, from the database
>>3133600yea you have to get leap forward from a borrow, find one with an end spark and spurt/umastan/leap to loop them into the main parent(either inari is really good here), if you have your own CB then use it
>>3133676helios should be on her releaseThe next batch of umas will be at 2.5th anni but not sure how manyonly at 4.5th anni do they start releasing umas with their bond levels already uncapped
>>3133671https://poal.me/42icgipoal for upcoming Gang Beast Finals, place your bets on who will be the gang beast masterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AD3u2dxkMQvideo in 24 hours up
>>3133668Hishi Akebono could very much survive without society, and there's likely other umas that could survive the collapse of humanity, even if it wasn't pleasant.Also, uma sprinter zombies.
>>3133668Normal umas don't eat a lot
>>3133683Every single uma in the anime has a pretty intense caloric intake, but that makes total sense because they're running at horse speeds in a human-esque body.
>>3133682>Hishi Akebono could very much survive without societyWrong. As the biggest uma, she would be the first to go when the other survivors resort to pulling a Donner Party.
>>3133685Yeah that's what I meant, by normal I was talking about the wagecuck umas
>>3133681Everyone will gang up on Kingu. Just you wait.
>>3133689If they do that they will be such dirty cunts
>>3133686>she would be the first to goIt seems like an absurdly bad idea to kill an uma that is able to actually grow and catch fresh food. I don't care what happened to the Donner Party, they didn't eat their hunters first.Plus, unless something really weird was happening to the fish, there's basically unlimited fish when you're on the Japanese coast line or on one of the secluded islands-and even better, there's little to no Chinese fishing boats to compete with.>>3133689They will. She will lose. I'm voting her though because I like her and still desire to see an underdog victory.
You better have a spark saved.
>>3133694I don't want her. If she spooks me, I'll be content, but I don't want her.
How do you improve her perfect design?
>>3133698Make her tits smaller and more modest
>>3133698Make her ears bigger and fluffier.
>>3133694I don't like her, and she hates me so we are not a good match
>>3133698Pregnant!
>>3133702>He's still falling for the "no really thue Uma just hates you!" gaslighting.
>>3133706She IS the closest to that being the reality. Her being so fucking mean is literally her hating the fact that you're spineless and demanding you grow a spine.
>>3133706She's mean as fuck and tries to dom you while being a failure herself, I don't like femdom. I am the dom
>>3133710>girlfailure attempts to be dom>ends up subbyThis is just Riko Kashimoto isn't it? I still wonder if there's any umas like this.
While I'm thinking about it, I think Pretty Please Take Me Home mischaracterizes Sirius Symboli quite a bit, though admittedly I don't have the best grasp on her character. I like the direction they're going but damn, it kind of sucks they turned her into a bitchy woman who wants to fuck over Symboli Rudolf because she just hates the traditional power structure or whatever.What they did to Helios is arguably worse anyways.
>>3133698https://files.catbox.moe/p8qzwx.jpg
>>3133682>uma sprinter zombiesZombies that run are the worst shit ever, zombies should never run, I fucking hate modern writers for doing this
>xe thinks xe can kill Helios' impeccable PR with false flag spam posts
>>3133694Praying that she don't spook me. I'd rather train a mob uma than her desu
>>3133694I'll throw her a tenner because I like the prez, I would do more if she wasn't a pacer and GM wasn't full of so many important cards
>>3133719Okay, it feels like a waste to have slow uma zombies, but let's go with that. Why shouldn't they go fast?
>>3133631They were female trainers. Uma don't need sperm to reproduce.
>>3133727>Uma don't need sperm to reproduce.Only true of the goddess era of the umas. Azuma's the only one of those left-and even she wants the intimate affection of a male trainer.Also I'm like 99% sure she actually gave up asexual reproduction.
>>3133727>Uma don't need sperm to reproduce.Damn. Uma was a yuri game all along
Is the new jp scenario good gameplay wise?
>>3133726I just hate zombies running in general, their bodies literally cannot run without breaking, running zombies make no sense and ruin stories
>>3133715>What they did to Helios is arguably worse anywaysBlame silly westerners for not knowing what gyaru are!
>>3133727The first umas didn't, but once they got a taste of torena cock they changed
>>3133733I don't think westerners can translate gyaru lingo in English properly. Gen Z lingos was kind of fitting
>>3133731I haven't seen any talk of the gameplay anywhere so probably not
To the one anon yesterday who was defending the SEAnigger troon that got arrested by ICE because he "just wanted to cosplay Super Creek", turns out the reason he was seeking asylum in the US was because he was evading charges of sexual assault and pedophilia back home in Singapore. So not only did this dude swindle retards out of pity donations while living off of American taxpayer money (including using welfare to fund his cock removal), he was trying to play goo goo babies with underage kids irl without consent and fled his home country to escape the law. I hope you grow a backbone and realize these types of people exist to emotionally manipulate you into feeling sorry for them while committing heionous acts and I also hope this faggot 52%'s himself in the ICE detention center.We now return to your usual /v/ma broadcast.
>>3133731I haven't got the hang of it but the stat gain is pretty balanced across the board which is the mark of a good and easy scenario (L'arc, Mecha, Island).
>>3133733The worst part is that he actually knows. He gets so much about Japanese culture right that he HAS to fucking know...He's also Eastern European so he had no fucking reason to write what he did.>>3133732Okay, it's because we were talking about two totally different things. I wasn't talking about the Romero-style shambling corpses, I was thinking 28-days later infected because of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJESAKQ-VEU
What of the multiple Uma who reference their fathers? We even see Kita’s father. What about Suzuka looking at Spicaman with her fuck me eyes?
>>3133619Hishimama SEXO
>>3133742Doesn't CB's father give his blessing for marriage even?
>>3133736I’m not really even debating that honestly, but their explanation of Westerners not know what gyaru are is always going to be retarded.
>>3133743>>3133739can you stop shitting up the thread with your hornyposts and off topic shit, thanks
>>3133741I thought we were talking about the same thing, my bad.Speaking of that video, are there any good GMod uma addons?
>>3133745I agree it's retarded, but gyaru directly translate into "gal" and explaining it would probably be like listening to a nerd emoji saying "akshually"
>>3133748I haven't touched GMod in ages so I couldn't tell you. I keep getting inklings to get back into it though.I wanted to make a GMod Umamusume gamemode but I wasn't sure how it'd even work so I put that idea away for later.
>>3133739You'd have thought some one like this would try to lay low, but if they were smart they wouldn't be a nonce
>>3133740>mecha(i honestly don't know how it actually plays)
>>3133754Retard showed up at a public event in costume using his real name while overstaying his visa by 6 years. Clearly dude was starved for attention
You know, GL would be so much nicer to play if it didn't just have a chance to not give you specific tokens outright. If every token was available on every turn-or even just a consistent pattern of availability, like token Vi is available on even turns while token Co is available on odd turns-it'd be 楽しい.
>>3133755That bit is irrelevant because you'll fill the gauge by playing normally. It's all about picking the right configuration for each 'season' and even then you won't have to think about it because it's already been solved.
I have 221 points left on my End Closer Sprinter. Please help me choose>Restraint - 144>Double Sprint Corners and End Straights - 172>Sprint Gear - 112That's all, I do have Razor Steps and everything else BUT I don't have Leap Forward hints, I got unlucky
>>3133758Or if LH has a cap of training turns where she can't give you tokens. Like, 2 trainings she didn't give you tokens, 3rd = guaranteed.
>>3133761>>Double Sprint Corners and End Straights - 172Assuming your sprinter is with straightaway spurt
>>3133739This is the second time a pedophile on umamusume twitter has been outed on twitter. The first time was, as you can guess, on discord
>>3133762Yeah. Basically just don't leave the tokens entirely up to RNG, give it some structure. That's literally all that was needed.
>>3133761Seconding Corner and Straight upgrades.
>>3133755Imagine if in GL you got given a choice of every song before each concert and could choose whatever you wanted, no RNG involved. That’s Mecha.
>>3133763Yes, she has Spurt>>3133766Great, thanks
>>3133758Rainbows give you your lowest tokens as the secondary. BAM, it’s already infinitely better.
Chocolate
LH should have increased her chances of giving you tokens for each bar of friendship filled
>>3133765a token exchange pool at a 2:1 ratio would've saved GL desu
>>3133739Der/v/ lost this guy...
>>3133769I don't think this fixes the biggest problem. I thought I had an image of this but I apparently don't, basically I had no rainbows on a senior turn and the only tokens available were fucking Vi.>>3133772Hell, even 3:1 would've been okay... I would've personally tweaked it to 3:1.28 but I'm weird.
>>3133758The weirdest thing to me about GL is that they increase the token cap so much. A little would be one thing for the guys who wait until the concert is about to happen to buy shit, but the cap is like 300 tokens in the second half of senior year. Almost makes me wonder if they playtested giving out way more tokens, but I know they barely tested this shit.
>>3133779It wouldn't surprise me if they did initially start out with tokens being shat out constantly(perhaps by rainbows?,) and then last minute aborted on that plan but didn't bring the tokens in line.
>>3133744Nishino’s too!
Why is my 4chan orange? Is it because of boskeletonrp
>>3133783Aw man, 4chanx doesn't give me the special themes :(
>>3133784Actually I think KurobaEX just change automatically, I am getting some spooky gifs when moving between threads and words
>>3133778Didn’t say it fixes it, just makes it better. I’ve been there with these turns, so called skill issues to some.
>>3133787Boards***
>>3133783boRiceShowerrp
>>3133731After you get a proper setup for buffs (which is the most complicated mechanic in this scenario), it's VERY straightforward and requires almost no thinking. I'd say it reminds me of Unity because of the bursts
>>3133784We don't have it yet same with vanilla 4chan >>3133787I still remember that one april fools prank Kuroba did years ago where they showed your phone information when posting. It was as if seeing samefags in their phone in real time
>>3133795What’s the ideal setup for each buff? I’ve just kind of been winging it with autos and swapping one or two around.
>>3133783Can an oldfag please explain why boskeletonrp? Like why that word specifically what does it mean
>>3133801Fuck if I know dude. >>>/v/312866936 seems to be the origin of it, maybe? But there's instances of it from before even then so maybe not.
>>3133801Bones are scary when hidden
>>3133800Most people seem to be using this setup https://x.com/azuli_uma/status/2114630793293422970
>>3133804What archive did you use? B4k doesn't go that far
>>3133812I owe you an apology, I'm fucking exhausted and completely misunderstood what you meant by this.I'll check archived.moe hang on.
To think these 3 used to be this board's top images
>>3133816>archived.moe disabled search of the fucking /v/ boardsYou have to be shitting me. I used that to collect data, what the fuck you assholes?I miss the red color scheme too :(Anyways, looking at desuarchive, it seems to originate from /r9k/. >>>/r9k/14531424Not sure how accurate this is, but it's the first instance I can see. Without archived.moe though, I can't tell squat about most of the other boards.
>>3133823Why the fuck would they do that? What's the point of an archive where you can't search?
>>3133823They disabled it for a good while now iirc
Is there a limit to the star glitter per day, like there is for carats?
>the Nishino I was borrowing for Sprint got changed by a dogshit PearlWHAT THE FUCK? WHAT DO I DO NOW? PLEASE SOMEONE LEND ME A NISHINO FOR SPRINT WHY DO PEOPLE CHANGE THEIR PARENTS FOR WAY WORSE ONES?
>>3133832I haven't used archived.moe in a while so that makes sense.>>3133830My guess is that it was computationally expensive to keep running the searches.The problem is that there's really no way to get posts from a certain date now. It just has 4chanx use and pretty much nothing else.
>>3133808Will try it out later.
>>3133834Help please
>>3133839give up
>>3133839Why don't you use uma.moe to find a new one?
What does Urara with nice clothes need for inherits? I'm a front/pace guy but I don't have any dirts
>>3133845For cm21 cheer king and oguri are decent options, for cm22 I think pump is usable
>>3133842That was the best one, everything else will be shitty, people changing their good parent for a dogshit one is so infuriating. Follow limit is even worse, that shouldn't exist
>>3133849Assuming you're not making haru a front/ pace. As for whites Uma Stan, slipstream, tth, slick surge and leap forward are pretty standard
>>3133836I have some tips for this scenario>Try not to let your purple/square bursts linger too long. If every training is about to burst, then you won't get any stacked training because everyone is in their respective training.>A training that gives you +5 gauge will be more valuable than a friendship training with only +2 to 4 gauge most of the time.>Make sure you are able to train speed 4 times in the first camp. Training speed again in the second camp is not a bad idea, but I would take a training with Azuma + one other dupe card over speed.
I'm not using a single meta pick this CM I am so fukucked
>>3133856as long as you're running a pace/end you're running meta
>>3133816 Sorry, coming back to my findings. I looked at the /v/ thread I gave earlier at a little harder. >>/v/312866902>I also love that OPs can no longer bump their own threadsWhat the genuine fuck? Literally the first time I've ever heard of this. It's not on Bibanon and sure as shit isn't how threads work now.
>>3133867But how did you look at that thread?
>>3133870It's on arch.b4k.dev.https://arch.b4k.dev/v/post/312866902Weirdly not on archived.moe, I wonder what's up with that.
>>3133734Many such cases
>>3133872I thought b4k didn't have it. It's not even that old, 2015 is turbonewfag as per oldfag sayings>OPs can't bumpHuh?
Double dom do anything in sprint?
>>3133876it allows you to be lazy
>>3133874People are talking about it too like it's a legitimate change, so I'm inclined to believe it WAS the case at some point...I have to join in and ask what the hell's an MT thread? I'm not an oldfag I'm just good at finding shit.>I thought b4k didn't have itOh you DID mean "b4k doesn't have it, that's too old for it" the first time around, didn't you?
>>3133834People use a good parent to get maximum followers then use a mid one to retain max while limiting others progress. Only switching back for friends or clubmates. It's the meta.
>last borrow of the day>still no sprint S>start the run>predebut>get fatty event>need to recover, choose the +30 energy>slow metabloism>try infirmary>no cure>glue the run before debut raceSigh.. tomorrow's another day I guess...
>50 carats from a TT trial win
Look at this bum
>>3133879>mid one to retain maxWhat? I don't get it
>>3133884A parent good enough to keep the guy at 1000 despite the occasional unfollow
>>3133890That's fucking stupid, I'm thinking of unfollowing him precisely because he switched parent for one that sucks
Is Ramp Up really worth identifying as a loop target or something that helps make a parent worth looping? Does it really do "something more" than it being a simple speed up for a shorter than average amount of time?
>>3133879>Bwo! Bwo! Just borrow a good legacy to get your own good parents bwo!>This is the actual meta and there's no way to progress
>>3133905It usually triggers while you're on overtake mode, which makes it extra good.
>>3133905It's a white skill that works at any distance, on any style (except Runaways obviously)
OUR HEROES
>>>/vg/586130080Someone on /vg/ posted their dick again in case any of you guys want to look at it
How important is Sprint S?
>>3133916Very important in my experience. We reach the top speed so early because of dueling and all the accels. If you're a pace you're gonna get eaten by ends if you don't have Sprint S.
Can Curren-chan win the Juvenile Fillies with Mile C?
My team only loses to Camping Taiki, she rapes me way too hard. I wish I had pulled her I will lose this CM because of that
>>3133854NTA but thanks for the tip. Easily broke the US barrier with that buff set.
>>3133929I don't think she can even with Mile B unless you got really lucky with early speed rainbows. You'll also probably get matched against the NSM Vodka
>>3133930For me it's C.Halo. My paces are fine and can put up a fight against the american cow. But King just procs her shit and wins out of nowhere regardless.
>>3133877Yes but does it actually work?
>>3133936How do we cope?
>>3133940NTA but doms will ALWAYS do something and be impactful
Uma get wet like niagara falls at the sight of female form while their pussies sew themselves shut at the thought of a male trainer
>>3133921Well fuck
>>3133940Kind of, you're removing everyone's Sprint S. You're still putting all of your eggs on one basket, but yes it can definitely work. Not as good as Mile/Med/Long however.
>>3133941I will dodge Cheer Halo in the finals and you will block Taiki out of relevant pace positions inshallah
>>3133876End Dom Dom should always be good. Get Tracen Cheer + Budding Blossom.
>>3133890I’ve never hit a parent/gp good enough to even get over 100 follows.
5 turns in a row I've had 2 or more supports on Guts and 1 or 0 anywhere else.
>>3133955I knew she'd be getting plump art, it's as good as I imagined
For a lazy third-rate: i made a pace Machan whos pretty okay. Should i do like a front and a dom for the rest of my team? I could soft-mutate a Suzie i think
>>3133876Only for the sprint xogger a.k.a cheer halo. Similar chances with 'I win' button too with rushed proc rate.
This game OOZES thick and steamy yuri>spend her life pursuing hernotice the pronoun, it's HER, not his life
Nothing wrong with yuri
>
>>3133967Front sucks assLate is okayEnd is very goodI'm going Pace Pace Late, because LS is fun and unironically underrated imo.
>>3133971>>3133974when will they release a gacha just like uma that is made for straight men instead of gay women?
>>3133933>>3133954Only had to run this because she came 4th in the Keio Hai Junior btw.
>>3133955>All about Umas and humans fucking >Has ear decoration on mare sideWhat did they mean by this?
>>3133987Women want to see the good shit too bruh
>>3133950>>3133969Why only ends?
I like birds
Will any End other than Orfevre be good and usable while they get few cards?
>>3133987You wouldn't a 150yo gilf
>>3133989Ends care less about the lobby comp than paces. Spurt + Leap Forward will always activate even if they overshoot cheer. Budding Blossom is also there as backup. Ends also have higher top speed than Pace Chasers.
>>3133989Instant 0.6 accel with highest speed coeficient.
>>3133999???
>>3133997Of course not, anon, I am a pedophile, I only like underage girls, like pic related
>>3133994I'm banned on Über Eats and all other Über apps
I thought for sure that at least loves only you would love only her trainer, but yuri is truly invicible in umaverse
>>3133993I don't play ends usually but Buena and Gran are the other noteworthy ends.
>>3133930imagine caring about sprintslop
>>3134005You should be more worried about the fact that she's a literal camwhore than any yuri stuff
>got fished award
He just replies to his own post at this point, right? There's no way people are still taking the bait after all this time.
>>3134008Gran Alegria is also HOT
>>3134016The easiest community to bait award
>>3133997If she looked like Azuma I would
>>3133969If you build a Cheer Kingu too strong she will get cucked out of her own ult, she can still win a lot of lobbies but against other strong built Uma she will lose.
>>3134017He posts the exact same shit every single day on every board, and has been at it for months or even a year. Him being a samefag too should also be expected
>>3134025It’s a bot surely.
Dirt roomas?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3WWZLtIJ2M
Imagine growing up and eventually coming out to your parents with “I prefer h*man womenBeing disowned wouldn’t be enough
>3x drops>can't be assed to playFuck me I need to start getting those dirt sashes
>>3134031please nothis is the "best" parent I have so far and I still need to make a parent for my other two acesI can't even start yet
>>3134028Maybe? That'd be the least pathetic option but still pathetic
>>3134024You can bring budding blossom as contigency and honestly if your end reaches 3-4th before late race. You probably won already unless your end opponent is just as cracked and slipping through inside line.
>>3134036What do you mean PLAYYou don't even need to play to maximize the half TP
Does Ooma Masumay support the iPhone Duo?
>>3134034>Kingu instajobsLol
This bitch has no end skills and I'm supposed to run her like that?
>>3134051your end loopas?
>>3134051I thought considering Festival Inari for dirt was a bad idea since OG has better skills but if people can use this I should be able to us an ES merchant
Why did Cygames add lore that uma can reproduce through Iesbianism if not to emphasize that this is a yurige first and foremost? Incels and bigots not welcome
They only way to raise bond before next valentine event is to grind out careers right?
>>3134060TT also gives marginal bond points iirc
>>3134060And add them to your TT team
>>3134055Who the fuck loops ends, this isn't an insane asylum
>>3134051End only need spurt that 2 cards gives hint for and daring strike. The rest are generic that everyone has grab for anyway.
>>3134070You told me spurt was bad
>>3134074bro spurt has always been THE thing that sets apart end closers from late surgers.There is a whole full uma who rides or dies on the fact that she has a gold version of spurt and almost nobody else does.
>40 racesWhere are my carats cyjews?
>>3134078>There is a whole full uma who rides or dies on the fact that she has a gold version of spurt and almost nobody else does.Mostly dies though.
>>3134082I BELIEVE IN POTENTIAL UMAIT'S HER TURNOguri is gonna win the stakes again. At least it's not christmas oguri this time, but it's gonna be Oguri.
Don't look at club chat guys...
Danchou posted his cock in chat again
>>3134078>There is a whole full uma who rides or dies on the fact that she has a gold version of spurtThe tit goblin stole that tho, and even that version is usable on everything despite being a Long merchant right?
>>3134036>dirt sashesJust request them from your club?
I played since late og Bourbon banner and I still don’t know how to read tracks
>just realized this Capricorn cup is final chance of obtaining a star titleGod I'm gonna be so pissed if I late start and beef it in the finals again...
Danchou’s fancy lil danchou…
>>3134084I won't run Oguri, I'll run Machan on the stakes. Hopefully we get enough fronts to cuck the pace chasers from their accels
Tracen is literally yuritopia
>>3134096What happens when you ask which accels to take and no one replies?
>>3134094You can, but the fact that her other gold skill is only usable on longs means you'd rather just have her as a long merchant.Also, she basically doesn't have a unique if the track doesn't have a late-race corner. So for example, the Chukyo 1200 and the Tokyo 1600m Dirt. Technically there's like 15 meters of late race corner in Tokyo, but that's not enough time to get any value out of it.
>>3134107You post an attention grabbing image and ask again
We need more fem tore x uma and uma x uma shippings to btfo incels
>>3134108Many umas have only one usable skill at several tracks and do fine.For example. Base Oguri is always meta and her 2 golds are kinda garbage
>>3134110Why is Kitasan packing Biwa's lunch?
The pub race searcher is such outstanding dogshit, how the fuck did they do it like this? It's awful
>>3134119She's a helpful girl
>>3133944my wife daiwa scarlet is plenty moist when i fill her with my seed every night
Tracen Cheer or Blossom on Ends, which one is more important?
>>3134118To be fair, Shadow is also a slightly overrated skill. Is it still core? Yes. Is it better to have it than not, yeah. But it’s still a 0.9 second accel which is the shortest duration in the game. There are moments you’ll barely move through the pack despite hitting it because of that short duration. That said, my options next CM are between the titty gremlin and the pervert gremlin and I’m choosing the titties since I haven’t read her story despite the fact her unique won’t even do anything since it gets eaten in the accep zone.
>>3134132Tracen cheer
>>3134003what'd you to to get banned from uber did you go to unite the right at charlottesville back in 2017? i heard they banned anyone who used uber to get there
>>3134132Both, tracen cheer for when your uma stays in the back, budding blossom so that she's not completely naked on backliner focused rooms. Both skills can be chained into each other.If you have to prioritize one, go with tracen cheer of course
>>3134134Tfw I skipped both Cheer King and Nishino Flower and have to struggle with borrows for both...
>>3134113Oh hey it's my post. I made it
>>3134118Yeah, but that's a snapshot .45 at 200m, it's one of the generically best uniques in the game. Maybe running festival inari wouldn't be a bad idea between the .35 unique if you don't pass anyone on the final corner and also encroaching shadow, even if its a little delayed, it's probably pretty good. I still wanna run base inari though. She's got Tail Nine and a gold speed skill that doubles as a recovery to shed more stamina, she's got winter runner, she's got straightaway spurtDunno if I want to try running her as a late surger and just bring OYL instead. It's an option, albeit probably not a very good one
>>3134135I tried to use a loophole to get some discounts and I tried it so much they flagged my phone number which is now banned on every Über app
>>3134096You just need to know the usual inherits and look at their conditions then you're gucci.
>>3134096I didn’t get it until I realized a corner wasn’t just the entire god damn curve in an oval track.
ALRIGHT EVERYONETIME TO PLAY GUESS THE PINK
>>3134156Late Surger 2*
I fucking hate this nigger scenario so much it can rest in piss I'll never touch it again.
>>3134158That's when you gamble LH
>>3134158Oh also I've had SIX support events happen so far and not a single one of them is from my deck.>>3134160Brother I hit no less than seven Light Whores as she was actually on good trainings and she still has not given me tokens.
>>3134157Literally would have been an improvement, I'm building a slight mutant late surgerlong 2*here's the rerolldon't know which one I should take but I don't want to spend much more time building a cheer halo parent. I can chase the rabbit for two more weeks and still never get anything usable.Got any thoughts?
>>3134158Buy another song instead
>>3134025Now that you've mentioned it, I remember seeing this exact type of post on /a/ when Cingray Court 1 was airing.
I'm often encountering that I ether highroll stat wise but the events just don't activate, or the events finish, but the stats are mediocre.Which is better to use in cms? A high stat, barely any gold skill uma or a mediocre stat, but all the good skills are there?
>>3134161No as in you gamble her that turn for those tokens. If all else fail, buy other song.
>>3134048I will at least play in vertical mode like an iPad
And now I'm half way to Taishin number eleven that has not even the 60% sprint spark chance for even A sprint!
>>3134156This is awful even with a perfect pink, blue and green
>>3134175Mutating her to such an unnatural distance is sin the universe is trying to prevent
If she wanted to run so much, why doesn't she simply build herself like exoskeleton frame for her legs instead of building a straightup robot with mind transferIs she stupid? Her legs aren't THAT far gone
>>3134182I know this might sound weird but Taishin really gives me mommy vibes, more so than Creek does.
>>3134186They are roommates
>>3134180well la de da mister perfectly looped 50 white spark grandparents 3* power 3* mile 28 G1 winning parentsome of us live on EARTH. Where they give A COUPLE white skills.
>Try to unbrick myself>Dump eet>mfwI'll take it. This card is a damn good brick. YEPPERS.
>>3134186>Hey Torenah, if you were a father your kids you be very annoying and you would be too nosy and worry too much-Actual lobby comment from Taishin that she says with a big ol' smile on her face
>>3134186it's not weird at all many are saying this
>>3134171You gamble the skills. Stat is whatever as long as you pass the benchmark.
>>3134199Put those rude things away
>>3134199Bind those tits you fucking cow
>>3134199>this is someone going for a "pure" imageYeah right.
>>3134199Does someone have a ROUNDER and FLATTER idol? Someone that exudes PURITY and would NEVER EVER seduce her trainer with her obscene femenine body, and that has a FRIDGE build incapable of seduction instead?
>>3134199>umamusume isn't an incel game
>>3134182It finally fucking hit thank god... Now watch my supports abandon the run.
>>3134206She's fully covered. It's not her fault...
>>3134216>It's not her fault...If she didn't want her tomakomais to jiggle all over the place she'd wear a sports bra.
>>3134191Your 2 good whites are 1*, Nimble is ok I guess but not really a priority for Sprint
>>3134031I want to test the usual phenomena of mile S and fast learner yet subpar stat ace. But I don't think there's enough people that have something.
>>3133682I missed zombie/Akebono talk but I want to remind anyone that not only are there scenes of Akebono being good at fishing, foraging, cooking with wild ingredients, and growing her own food in the campus garden, but she has prepared specifically for the zombie apocalypse. In the end times, there is no better company than Bono.
>>3134217Tomakomai doesn't manufacture sports bras....
>>3134217But that doesn't brings in the dimesAnd Tomakomai needs those dimes
>>3134215Speak of the devil.
>>3134215>posting screenshots mid-careerAnon.... that's bad luck...
>>3134183She did it to make it so things like this happen.
>>3134206Its not her fault that her soft, bouncy, jiggly body betrays her at every turn, she is already falsifying her three sizes there is literally nothing she can do
>>3134186She’s too much of a moody, rebellious teen to give off mommy vibes. The most she ever gives off are during her fan event and the cat related stuff.
>>3134238>falsifying her three sizesThat explains it, fucking cow
Halloween is tomorrow!
>>3134219I'm building for CM22.
>>3134241I used to love Halloween but I just don't care for it anymoreProbably because I lost interest in going out to drink
If i start an auto now, and it finishes on the new day, will the carat limit reset, so i can get carats from the run, or no?
Rushed is such a gay nigger aids mechanic.
>>3134241I stopped caring about Halloween after a bunch of urban demographic families moved into my apartment complex and the last time I gave out candy, bunch of adults who didn't even have costumes would grab fistfuls and didn't leave enough for the families with kids
>>3134246yes
>>3134246Yepper. The reward rolls as you open the completion page after the reset. You can even get the star shards as they update on new day
>>3134251>>3134253Dope, thanks. Have a cute Dantsu
>>3134199>>3134238You know. Natie and CB activates my gosling tendencies, but other than them, the only uma that made me feel unwise is Bobo, but then I saw Hokko and she instantly made me feel things, mostly unwise things, and that is without her even trying. She's such a very dangerous uma.
>>3134249>"Rushed">everyone passes herWhat's the point.
>>3134241Don't forget that there's a skeleton inside of you
Lice Shower should be forgotten
>FL runDIE LIGHT WHORE DIE DIE DIE
>>3134266>60 fpsGet fucked hachimi cheater
>>3134264AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
How are you people even getting FL on actual runs? I get it every 3 or 4 autos now but on manual it doesn't exist.
>>3134272I just use Maya
>>3134272I got it like once a month for manual at most. Most of the time it ended up with shitty stat or non finished event too.
>>3134266Most sain Taishin player
>those screams in the exhibition matchNYO, KINGUUUU!
When can I run my wife again?
>Only Ruby rainbowed first Summer
What is there to wife about Gromshi?
>>3134283She's fun!
>>3134281This CM
>>3134281Cm23 and 24 are meds and longs again I think, but the only thing stopping you using her now is how far you're willing to mutate
My FL run was back to not even hitting the A Sprint on my 60% per run chance but Light Whore still needs to fucking die, got my second hot springs sex with Taishin but glue is glue.
You can really judge how popular an Uma is based on whether or not they get seasonal/holiday themed art.If your oshi didn't get any Halloween art it means nobody cares about her.
>>3134249Unironically good on front runners and pace chasers on sprints, sucks for anyone running a skill that requires you not to rush lmao
>>3134300I don't give a fuck about Halloween so I don't give a fuck if she got art.
>>3134302>not wanting to see your Umawife in a slutty Halloween outfitFor shame
>>3134300a more telling metric is the amount of futanari fanart
>>3134283>Extremely hot>Funny and entertaining(subjective)>Loves playing with kids>Decent cook, at least as far as streetfood and seafood are concernedShe actually has pretty good potential, bit of a shame her career doesn't have all that many 4U elements, even the hot springs, but at least her fucking with you during them was funny
Be proud of what you are, of what you have become. It's /vm/a now, not /v/ma.
I crashed out on this run
>>3134307The date event is fun
>>3134307Sadly she will forever be relegated to mascot/comic relief duty. The gap moe could've been insane.
1 hour till BC junior races start. Friday's races are all juniors.first 2 races will be on youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBZrhCjdjjUafter that, peacock or usa network and nbc.
I'm having a lot of fun training Hishiama, why is that? She has no speed growth, even if the runs don't end well I'm having more fun than on other careers
>>3134313I think theres another Youtube channel that streams the races, not affiliated with a TV channel. There were anons watching that stream during Forever Young's previous race. Don't remember the name of the channel tho
The strongest Urara
I'm just hoarding these in case we get another one of those SHITTY racing carnival events
Falco where you heading? where are you going Falco
>>3134325>years later and we're still turning her into an end sometimesEvery day I curse Cygames for not just giving her end A.
>>3134330Do not check the uma.moe timeline
>>3134336she's meant to be the weakest trainee of course she has to be a late surger
>>3134334Do I really have to use Brickbert for Digitan on the Dirtslop?
>>3134340yes. And on End Digi too, late digi doesnt proc it so often
>4 Kitas but 0 DiasStupid sexy Satono saggers stealing self's sanity.
>>3134334This is probably the first time I've thought Falco is kinda cute
>>3134334>she's right behind me isn't she
>>3134342That card sounds fucking awful why can't I just get Leap forward and be done?
>>313434822 is accel and get assblocked gameyou can get assblocked from 2nd
>>3134348It's the scenario's fault. If the spd limit were idk 1400 you could run it and be free
>>3134313Dirt FAST Turf FIRM today1st race is an allowance race but it's named for some reason "The Lanark"Purse $175,000. One And One Sixteenth Miles. For Three Year Olds And Upward Which Have Never Won $20,000 Twice Other Than Maiden, Claiming, Starter, Or State Bred Or Which Have Never Won Three Races Or Claiming Price $80,000. Three Year Olds, 122 Lbs.; Older, 126 Lbs. Non-winners Of Two Races At A Mile Or Over Since August 30 Allowed 2 Lbs. Such A Race Since Then Allowed 4 Lbs. Claiming Price $80,000 Races Where Entered For $62,500 Or Less Not Considered In Allowances. Julep Cup By Keeneland. lots of scratches this race
>>3134350>>3134351Am I really supposed to run it 100%? It will make me want to quit most likely
>>3134355its really not that bad a card
>>3134355I mean you can do leap forward but you'll need extra accels, Lead the Charge is only ok
>>3134356It 100% is, and it tanks my wit and speed options. I am not building Digitan or any backliner if I am forced to use that shit
>>3134340>>3134348You can use the Sweepy wit and go with leap forward instead.
>>3134355Don't listen to the gaslighters the white version is good enough Digitan has enough alternatives. Rubert is only worth using if you are willing to stay in the Ruby mines until you get a high roll. You can get into a finals with less effort.
>>3134334Why makes OG digitan considered better than halloween? I know halloween has mid-race ult and 2 mid-race golds, isn't that pretty good? Is superstan that broken?
>>3134365>>3134368Thank you so much
They are going to gang up and eliminate her early, aren't they?
>>3134307I'm half tempted to try to make what she gives you in the upcoming valentine event
>>3134372El condor shitta immediately went for her, so probably. But most of the winners going into the tournament one by hiding and not being aggressive
>>3134372That would be so lame, but I can expect it to happen
>>3134369>I know halloween has mid-race ult and 2 mid-race golds, isn't that pretty good?You have enough mid race options and both the Sweepy gold and the Kingu inherit need you to stay in the back half of the group to proc. With halloween Digitan you risk overshhoting.Also late race velocity is harder to come by so her unique has a little bit more value and Superstan is just a great skill to have. She is not bad by any means it's just that the base version is better on this track.
Rapid Gain and Lead the Charge status for CM22?
Can I log in now?!
>Look at retention line>Only 4k ahead>Maybe I wont retain this weekI should never have doubted.
>>3134416Yes
>>3134417These numbers are insane, I average 960k with a completely renewed team this mode is fucking bullshit
>>3134421I made a team at the start of the scenario and only supplemented with failed ace runs here and there and have been in class 6 perpetually. Might be a cardlet issue?
>>3134421>I average 960k with a completely renewed team this mode is fucking bullshitPost the team
>>3134399>phase_randomIf you get them on deep discounts or don't have anything else to buy, sure.
>>3134430I can't post 15 images at once
5 bings to race!5 bings! THE BREEDERS CUP STARTS>>3134351>>3134313
>>3134433skill issue
>>3134434>>3134352Whoops wrong post.
>>3134433Post this
>>3134433Zip them and put the archive in catbox.
>>3134438This is crazy, how did you do this?
ANY TIME BINGPICK YOUR WINNER
>>3134443By doing this
>>3134443Rank doesn't mean shit for TT though
>>3134444(Glenn) Gould's Gold!
cygames breeders cup starts in 10 mins, come watch it with /sp/.>>>/sp/158292820
>>3134449It doesn't but you do get the carats.
>>3134444.Emerging Market, trained by Brown Chad-san, will WIN
>>3134449People told me the other day that more rank meant more points, I have a team full of gold spammers from auto and I can only reach 1.020M in a highroll, what does your team look like how do you do it? I'm even SS5
>>3134451who are they breeding
>>3134444#1 Emerging Market emerges as winner!>>3134451This is one of the major racing events, come watch here too! No idea how things will turn out just have >fun Not running any reenactments myself today cause I quit the game :)
>>3134416Better wait a day to be safe
>>3134456You
>>3134458>Not running any reenactments myself today cause I quit the game :):(
>>3134466Can you quit the threads next?
danchou just killed a man on live tv
>>3134458>Not running any reenactments myself today cause I quit the game :)second time a reenactment host quits the game
>>3134458brb getting donuts incase i'm late
Reminder star pieces are on classic early January and senior early January! Let's queue that fan run before you miss it!
>>3134443>how did you do 15 careers in 3 months??????
So saw an anon mentioned deadlock some threads ago. Decided to give it a try, and it was indeed, an ass.
>>3134470I hope those sashes were worth it.
>>3134476they're not called ASSFAGGOTS for nothing you know?
>>3134469??
Race 2 The Headleyanother prelim racePurse $150,000. Seven Furlongs. (Includes $30,000 – KTDF - Kentucky TB Devt Fund). For Maidens, Fillies Two Years Old. Weight, 119 Lbs. (Preference To Horses That Have Not Started For Less than $50,000). Julep Cup By Keeneland. at least this one isn't a 4 horse field
>a secondary is spamming with an unrelated topicpottery
>>3134482>FORGIVE ME ZANZIBART
>>3134482When's the big race?
>>3134503Tomorrow lmao. There are still G1s today of course.
>ao3 gets hacked literally one week after I get the invite to make an account
>>3134507No Uma fanfiction for you!
I despise "people" who read fanfiction unironically.
>>3134482Forgive Me for quitting! You take over btw i wanna eat my food in peace.
>>3134482I like Honor Is Mine so I'm rooting for herMaximum Capital is also a good one, and I like Niosa because one of the parents is called Miss Bigly kek
>Have fantastic start to a run>Almost instant LH event>Like 6 rainbow trainings before junior year ends>New year hits>Immediately slacker>infirmary fails>two no shows on rainbow training in a row right afterHoly shit Curren, fuck off.
I unlocked everyone.Who do I star unlock now?
>>3134509eh the only good ones are the translated JP stories. Nyo, I don't want to read anon's brazzers tier dogshit
>>3134515Why Hayahide of course.
I don't like keibaposting. Japanese G1s are fine since the winner and other competitors could be future characters in this game/series, but posting about every Japanese MDN and ALW race is pushing it and you cam fuck right off with these scrimblo American races>newfag! We always blah blahThen you deserve every inch of janny rape on /v/
>>3134505Good to know, thanks
>>3134455https://uma.guide/guides/team-trialsI actually pretty much just followed that as far as which umas I picked and what cards to use. I always use Sexshi as a parent for 564 (I don't have my own so I had to use 3 days worth of borrows to make my team) and I always borrowed MLB Throne for stats. Other than that just make sure you're not doubling up on styles for each distance, make sure you're buying skills (whites and reds included not just golds) with minimal conditions as cheaply as possible, always challenge the top option for opponent rating. It's just like the rest of uma, highroll. If you have a brazillion skills all you need as that one highroll where the all trigger to drown in points.To be honest I think the "opponent rating" bonus is a bit overstated as far as actual rank because as you can see I'm SS4 and this was against an SS5 that I won against and El still got almost 15k points for the bonus.
>>3134519Ok, thanks for the feedback!
>>3134519TRVKV
>>3134519You are welcome to filter it, we won't stop doing it
>>3134515SuzuCUTE
>>3134515anyone besides the flat ones
>>3134519I was about to make a post about the keiba as well, but for a different point or reasoning.I don't get the purpose if you're not betting. The main adrenaline of horse racing is the gambling part, and only picking like a roulette without any consequences at all seemed, well, pointless and a spam. It's not like these replies are watching the race.
>>3134519fuck off wannabe janny
>>3134536it's the thrill of watching the race, only soulless fags like (You) care about money
>>3134542oh yeah, where are you watching it
>>3134536>pick your favourite name!>you picked wrong haha pick again with these other names!
>i will never have thisDanchou, end my suffering
>>3134542There is one guy watching it and demanding our attention
>>3134542It's without any stakes at all, and you're not even bit engaged with these random horses unlike the times we watch G1s and support a horse.>>3134544Exactly.
>>3134519BASED!
>>3134497GOOD PICK
>>3134543If you wanted a link you could've just asked nicely you knowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nBwPtTRo3c
>>3134512I won!
>thing that was never an issue is suddenly a very serious issue>I am concerned>>3134482Please continue with the races and ignore the shitposts
>>3134512OK i'm not gonna be able to get images for finishes tho after it leaves youtubeForgive Me wins after Niosa catches some GoldFamily-itis headbutting the jockey and acting up in the gate
Wouldn't be an issue if that guy played the game and not just spammed here for (you)s parasocially
>>3134542Not him, and this'll sound rude to keibafags, but there's just no excitement in watching low-graded horses because who the fuck are these horses?At least with JP races, I can somewhat pick a favorite since their bloodline has a drop of my favorite uma's blood in it. While with G1 we are already following a horse we're familiar with. Like me with Seiun Hades.
>>3134557
>>3134558You don't know what that word means, please leave the thread you are making everyone uncomfortable
To be completely fair, we used to go to /sp/ for these events.
>>3134558Wouldn't be an issue if you killed yourself either
>>3134552Thanks!
>>3134559>there's just no excitement in watching low-graded horsesI don't watch every race but I really don't think most people have enough experience to discern the different skillset an ungraded tard or a G1 candidate horse has. Especially when it's the same top tier jockeys in every race.
>>3134563Maybe on /vg/ never on /v/ reminder that this is our turf
>>3134563I remember the Saratoga races in the early /v/ threads. We did not fuck off to the sports board
Race 3 Thoroughbred Aftercare Alliance S. Much shorter conditions this time:Purse $250,000. One Mile. (Turf) For Two-Year-Olds.
>>3134563We went to /sp/ like, exactly twice for the Saudi Arabia stuff this year and never last yearBest race last year was the Daishoten btw, JRAsissies go home
>>3134563yeah true, back on /v/ we used to only watch the big races like the arc and bcc most others were on /sp/>>3134569ill-intentioned shitposter fuck off alread
>>3134559>At least with JP races, I can somewhat pick a favorite since their bloodline has a drop of my favorite uma's blood in it. While with G1 we are already following a horse we're familiar with. Like me with Seiun Hades.This. I tolerated JP ones because most usually they're with Kita and Goldshi spawns and I'm not unfamiliar with Deep Impact anymore after anons loredrops.
>>3134572Mid American for our flyover bros.
>>3134571This lol, it's so easy to spot newfags shitposting>>3134572NOT FOR LONG!
>>3134559>there's just no excitement in watching low-graded horsesTrue, the only reason I watch debut/maiden races is because of POG.
>>3134572would you say Mid American might be a bit... mid?
I will be completely honest. I only care for Yanko's race.
>>3134536I do watch the races thoughever. And some of those 2yo debutants will definitely be running in all the big races soon. I can get that some people might not care about every random glup shitto running open races, but those races are still part of the same circuit. If you only care the big G1s you can just filter the keibaposting.
and as the time passed by we will be having less and less actual game discussion and more off-topic shitsad!
>>3134574Tourist got outed lel
>>3134582Aren't we watching the races because she's racing later?
^ there you go it's all just shitposting trying to derail the thread into board tribalismcontinue with your usual activities
Danchou really killed that guy before the monthly gibs huh...
>>3134587>because she's racing later?lol lmao more like tomorrow
>>3134587Technically tomorrow, but almost all the Breeder's Cup races today and tomorrow are High End G1s, including a decent amount of JP horses. I forget the post but one anon had information on every JP horse's appearance today and tomorrow.
>>3134569>this is our turfWe're on a dirt track bro
>>3134590Are you telling me I cooked some food and was getting ready for nothing???????
>>3134596
>>3134596Well, you still have to eat.
>>3134590Today is all the junior championships.Juvenile Turf SprintJuvenile FilliesJuvenile Fillies TurfJuvenileJuvenile Turf
>>3134595I speak for all of /v/ma when I say that we hate Dirt and the American circuit should switch to beautiful turf
>>3134596I got donuts and hot chocolate and put off doing overtime today for today's races.
I wanna breed Yanko
>>3134589he had it coming
>>3134596bro...
>>3134603i bet you also hate Umadols...
The keeneland youtube stream died but this one appears to still be going. we'll see if it stays on after 1pm eastern when cable coverage startshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nBwPtTRo3c
>>3134608Still I would have let him get his gibs and then kick him, he did warn him but -2k carats with Ramonu around the corner is rough
>come to tomakomai>aww, sweet!>come to kentucky>hello, uman resources?
>>3134603>>3134601There's 3 Turf G1s today!
>>3134598>>3134600>>3134604>>3134609Fuck this shit. I'll just watch some anime or movies. I thought you neighas were hyping the thread and races for her race later.
Kaichou!
>>3134621Dude we've been saying it's on Saturday for ages. Also Google
>>3134589>>3134608That's such a dick move, he still contributed fans and deserved to at least get his carats. All this for a shitty sash request that you could simply ignore like I always did, I do not agree with this decision at all, you fucked up
>>3134624I literally didn't even saw nor realized those posts and only the races and the replies to them.
>Oguri onsen ticket while auto was running on the sideI don't want to go to the hot springs with this FATASS
>>3134627You will have sex with your trainee and like it
>>3134621ANOTHER ANON FALLS VICTIM TO COMMUNIST LOW GRADE KIEBASPAMMANY SUCH CASES
>>3134627
>>3134621Save the dinner for the /v/ma night MATAFAKA post later
>>3134639SEEEEEX
Triple career rewards should always be a thing
She's getting closer...
Fuck this shit I need Tachyon fuaaarrk
>>3134651Wish pearl's wasn't so bad outside of MANT. Heck even during MANT it could still be bad.
>>3134639Dirt mile oguri done, now for dirt medium
Wish I could roll on that Teio banner, I got her at LB2 from the free rolls
>>3134632>>3134640Fuck you guys, not cool.
>>3134657I'm not mocking you man I'm sorry :[
>>3134572Last second removal, #12 Mid American is scratched from the race.Scratched = removed from the race. Could be various reasons.
>>3134657should've cared less bout forever fraud
>>3134659The American century of humiliation continues.
>>3134627I've had no less than fifteen Oguri hot springs sex
>/vm/a - anything but the global umamusume
>>3134659NOOOOOOOOOO
>>3134572REAL GOODBAR leaves the competiton FRONTBROKEN
>/vm/a
>>3134673
>>3134673ok this youtube stream isnt rewindable so i cant get a still of the finish.
You owe her sex
>>3134625I wouldn't put it past that guy to deliberately leave before gibs if he had enough fans to make us all drop a tier.
>>3134568NTA but is there any convenient way to filter them out? I only care about the G1s and races related to what we have ingame. Hiding the stub feels pointless since the keiba anon doesn't even reply chain all of his posts.
>>3134458What the fuck is with keibanons and quitting?>>3134519In the case of the Breeders' Cup, A) It's apart of the Beyond Dreams scenarioB) Forever Young is running the Classic this yearIt's definitely uma-related...
>>3134690Ignore the shitposters they are all arguing in bad faith
Snacked fully on Tachyon's banner. Got 2 Tachys and 2 Teios, + the pity. I am unbricked at last.Also have 3 crystals for Ramonu. So I am prepared
>>3134686Ask him to use a trip
>>3134681I owe her a platinum and she will receive it in CM24
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
Race 4 "The Bosque Bonita"Another allowance race which has a name I guess they wanted to name all the undercard races to make them seem like they are importantPurse $165,000. Six And One Half Furlongs. For Three Year Olds And Upward Which Have Never Won A Race Other Than Maiden, Claiming Or Starter Or Which Have Never Won Two Races. Three Year Olds, 120 Lbs.; Older, 123 Lbs. Non-winners Of A Race Other Than Claiming, Or Starter Since August 30 Allowed 2 Lbs. Julep Cup By Keeneland.
>>3134686Asking others to make your filters is so fucking embarrassing, grow a pair
This thread's on fire today, and not in a good way. What the hell's happening?
>>3134681I can’t owe her sex because I don’t have her.
>>3134690The thing is some anons are not interested except for Yanko's race like with some anons only interested to the G1s we have ingame
>>3134681I'm in a relationship with her sister though
>>3134693You are not prepared!
>>3134686there's at least 2 of us posting btw.
>>3134699Tourist raid, just ignore
>>3134697Cornwall BOSSU
>>3134681I have some meat for her right here
>>3134697Imagine Imagine John
>>3134697Imagine John
>>3134458>Not running any reenactments myself today cause I quit the game :)Please tell me you're shitposting.
>>3134702Well, alright.Admittedly there should be a better way to sort it out. I want to pay more attention to the keiba myself. It'd be a win-win if we could figure out a visibility deal.(Preferably one that didn't involve me leaving the board though I am not entirely against it.)
>>3134681I don't owe her shit until she spooks me and I get to see her career.
>>3134718This has literally never been an issue, please stop replying to those retards
>>3134718Obviously I can't control the others and I definitely wouldn't force others, but, I think western races should go to /sp/ as what we have always done; past breeder's cup and L'arc. JP races can stay here, and rightfully so.
>>3134699Just the usual "every opinion that isn't the same as my own is a troll" circlejerk.
>>3134472nah, other keiba host here, just woke up, i mainly post JP Keiba, re-enactments are still gonna be a thing, if anyone wants breeders cup re-enactments give me a holler
>>3134717desu someone(s) else have been running the Western G1s for the last few months. Just making it clear that I, Anon T Anon, aren't running them. If Anon A Anon runs G1 reenactments, they've been doing it already.
>>3134724>as what we have always doneOnce again, you are on /v/ma, not on /vg/, you are straight up lying your ass off you fucking faggot
>>3134690>secondaries quit on the sight of a slightest inconvenienceFork found in kitchen.
>>3134724I watched my GOAT Admire Terra lose L'Arc here though
>three whole days to wait until wei creatureYADAAAAA
Notice how the concernposter tourists are not posting about the game but instead posting about how concerned they are??
>>3134697Imagine, if you will, Imagine John
>>3134730Except I'm not? I remember the time we watched last year's BC, and L'Arc there, and most especially because we had a Fukufag predict the outcome at that time. Anyways, there's a thread there right now, and I'm using it instead of here. I'm not against keibaposting, so don't make an imaginary friend out of me before you even ask.>>3134735It had Tabaru, and very related to Goldshi so it was very fitting to be in here. /sp/ thread did have a thread at that time too.
>>3134738>anon said without a hint of irony or self awareness
>>3134738Your post concerns me and my speech is worried!
>>3134681Apparently, since the spooked me 4 times in one day.
>>3134743Eat a dick, fucking revisionist. We've done watchalongs for Saratoga, Woodbane and even German races all the time even back on /v/. Kill yourself
I think that's about me. I just woke up, I just put on an auto fan run so there's not much for me to say about the game. I'll get back to you when I start training Rickey after lunch.
>>3134756NTA but I think you should calm downyou're not even making it any slightly better with your case bro and he wasn't even against you in the first place
>>3134762I'm losing my balls with these revisionists acting like we shouldn't keibapost about any race when we've always done this
>>3134756You're correct, but he's also correct. He didn't say anything about those races.
>>3134765well you're not making it any better for you to act like a raging autist.
>the cosplayer who got ICE'd was a pedo.Grim
>>3134697When does the next one start?
>>3134775>tranny is a pedoWHO could have seen this coming?
All of these melties for races Yanko isn't even in
Is it me misremembering or didn't we get like 15 tickets for winning a plat?
>>3134781We like horseracing here
>>3134775so just like all of us
IMAGINEJOHNBROS NOOOO
>>3134781It's so sad POVreignty has to deflect away from us watching him lose like this.>Haha, no one cares about American horse racing guys! We should all stop watching it! Don't post about it anymore!Knightsbridge will do what he can't.
>>3134788KEK
Personally I support keiba anons if they want to talk about races here. I think it's tangentially related enough and kinda fun. And if anyone wants to talk about the game or post rooms I'm down too.I'm making my dirtoids so I can join dirt rooms when they get posted. Right now I'm watching Tarumae jiggle her everything and then I will make an Acute.Have some tiddies as an offer of peace.
>>3134777CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE
>>3134783>>3134788Seems to me that we like melties here more than horseracing
I saw Gold Tempo pull of a godlike End close right now and I just think Forever Young has no fucking chance against this monster + Sovereignty
>>3134800Golden Tempo couldn't pull off that same strat last race.
>>3134799Would Helios let me nibble her ears?
>>3134697High Camp wins with a late surge
>>3134796>post rooms I'm down too.They won't do that because they want to concernpost and derail
>>3134797How can she be so flat and skinny yet so erotic?
>>3134796>off model Kita
I'm sorry the midget American jockeys just look like Oompa Loompas, not even human, where do they get these guys?
>>3134812The other side of the border
>>3134796>on model Diamond
>>3134812Honduras
>>3134812Something about former Spanish colonies makes for good jockeys in the modern day
>>3134812Puerto Rico
letting in people who literally don't play the game is a slippery slope
>>3134813>>3134815>>3134819Does the US not have a supply of midgets they can use to ride horses?
>>3134820Breeders Cup should only sell tickets to verified uma players with at least 15m fans per month
>>3134812In order to not weight down the honse they can't use Americans so they opt for malnourished immigrants instead
>>3134821They do, but most of them are a bit too fat for the horses.
>>3134818Does Spain even have a horseracing scene? I'm unfamiliar with Yuro horseracing besides the in-game examples
>>3134812The former Mayan empire
DER/V/TAIT'S FRIDAYWHERE'S THE SBR RACE
>>3134825that's cause Oguri Cap's diet is considered a light meal for the average American
>>3134805>>3134821These are just really small dudes, not midgets, Midgets wouldn't be able to ride these horses. But there are some white Jockeys who ride in The U.S., Canada, and EuropeThere are even some Japanese jockeys in the U.S. and Canada.
>>3134834Gimme a sec, I'm thinking of the distance, do you have any idea?
>>3134775Don't forget a seanig to boot, triple whammy
>>3134593ah yea, i made that, let me polish that uptoday's only the nisai (juvenile/2yo) races and there are no JP horses today, so i'll just let the US Keiba anon post, i'm just chilling right now, also forgive the r*ddit spacingBreeders Cup Dirt Mile (Sat 2:26 PM EDT) 1600m Dirt>Lord Fons1st in Sakitama Hai, Negishi Stakes, Kakitsubata Kinen, 3rd in Kashiwa KinenSecretariat (Sire’s Damsire’s Damsire) + Daiwa Major (Damsire)CYGAMESU Breeders Cup Sprint (Sat 3:42 PM EDT) 1200m Dirt>American Stage2nd in Korea Sprint>T O Elvis1st in Churchill Downs Stakes, Capella StakesFanduel Breeders Cup Mile (Sat 4:20 PM EDT) 1600 Turf>Ask Ikigomi1st in Churchill Downs Cup, 2nd in NHK Mile CupSecretariat (Sire’s Damsire’s Damsire)>Lugal1st in Hanshin Cup, Sprinters Stakes (2024), Silk Road Stakes, Tachibana Stakes 2nd in Al Quoz Sprint, Keihan Hai, Aoi Stakes, 3rd in Ocean Stakes, Toki StakesDuramente + Secretariat (Dam’s Damsire’s Damsire)Longines Breeder's Cup Turf (Sat 5:36 PM EDT) 2400 Turf>Deep Monster1st in Amir Trophy, Kyoto Daishoten, Andromeda Stakes, Sumire Stakes, Kammonkyo Stakes, 2nd in Challenge Cup, 3rd in Champions & Chater Cup, Niigata Kinen, Kokura Kinen, October StakesDeep ImpactLongines Breeder's Cup Classic (Sat 6:16 PM EDT) 2000 Dirt>T O Password3rd in Elm Stakes, 2nd in Oasis StakesCopano Rickey>Forever Young: needs no introductionDeep Impact (Sire’s Sire) + Secretariat (Sire’s Damsire’s Damsire)
>>3134821I do volunteer English teaching at Churchill Downs. 99% of the employees are Mexican, Honduran, and Guatemalan. They know it's an easy way to get into the country legally just like teaching English is a gateway to Japan. It's sad to an extent, one lady I taught previously was a nurse in Mexico but was grooming horses in America just to get to a safer place.
>>3134842Apparently Forever Young was practicing with American Stage yesterday.
Race 5Last prelim race "The Haggin""Purse $165,000. Seven Furlongs. (Includes $35,000 – KTDF - Kentucky TB Devt Fund). For Two Year Olds Which Have Never Won A Race Other Than Maiden, Claiming, Starter, Restricted, Or State Bred Or Which Have Never Won Two Races Or Claiming Price $100,000. Weight, 122 Lbs. Non-winners Of A Race Other Than Claiming, Or Starter Allowed 2 Lbs. Claiming Price $100,000. Julep Cup By Keeneland. "This is the last race before the G1s.
>>3134843bro if you work there i might make an effort to actually come there at some point and FUCK english. fru fru ass rich white woman's sport. Only half kidding though. I know tons of guys who got bullied out of english eventing. Unless you meant teaching the english language kek
>>3134836There's occasionally gaijin Jockeys in Japan as well, like Italian Demuro riding Duramente and winning the Dubai Cup with Victoire Pisa
>>3134842what the fuck are these post times, eishin flash would have a melty
>>3134842TO Elvis NEEDS to be an uma. I mean you have the obvious design gimmick already based on the name.
>>3134843Is it that easy to get a horse job in America as an immigrant who doesn't even speak English?
>>3134808For me, she's among the most beautiful umas in the entire game. Pure beauty, paired with a gentle yet warm personality and an innocent passion.
>>3134851>There's occasionally gaijin Jockeys in Japan as wellENTER
>>3134854Yes, and we even teach you English and help you study for the naturalization exam.
>>3134848MCCOY
>>3134851You left out the current #1 rider in Japan, LeMemespeaking of, there are also a couple french jockeys in america (although they may just be cajuns)
>>3134859I don't know how to feel about that, honestly
if you pull Neo Uni just remember she is not actually for (You), she was made for Mirco Demuro specifically, not shitposting btw
>>3134867Blame trainers looking for cheap labor to help them.
>>3134842CAM ON DEEP MONSTERSHOW THE SUPREMACY OF THE 21st GEN
>done backreadingWell that was something.I feel like you guys are trying way too hard to relate to horse racing or to feel connected to it. None of this feels natural to me. Although that may just be because I'm biased and couldn't care less about horse racing unless it's races related to my oshi and races my favorites participated in.
>>3134874>cum on makween
>>3134854>work weird hours>work low pay for somewhat unwanted job>already have experience working with horses>including training and riding>probably have heavy equipment experience>working around horses is dangerous but you dgaf>you also love your jobOn this flipside this is also the reason why Quarterhorse/Super Sprint races are common in the borderstates. Many hispanics train and breed Umas and Quarterhorses themselves.
>>3134877fuuuuuuuckkkkk I'm so concerned now
after negotiations with danchou (me), keiba re-enactments will not go under der/v/ management next month and will remain independent!
>>3134873It's both looking for cheaper hands as well as nobody here actually wanting to do it.Farming is similar. No one actually sane wants to get up at the asscrack of dawn to bend over and pick crops all day if they can find literally any other job.
>>3134887>killed the event chain and took Maverick
>>3134880that and quarter horse racing is linked to the cartel. it's not even subtle, a good amount of quarter horses have "Cartel" in their names.
>>3134887FUCKfirst ever der/v/ loss recorded in history
>>3134892lol they're checking horse trailers lately at tons of check points because of this. >Which uma is most likely to run an illegal drug operation?
>>3134889hispanics probably would rather be working with horses than mowing lawns or cleaning buildings
>>3134886But are you sobbing? And is your speech silly too?
>>3134887NOOOOOOO IT WOULD'VE BEEN SO FUNNY
>>3134889Part of "nobody wanting to do it" goes away if you raise the pay.I'm pretty sure you or I would happily get up at the ass crack of dawn if it paid $1,000,000 an hour**in today's money. in 20 years it probably will pay $1,000,000 an hour but a big mac will cost $1,000,000,000
>>3134848always Bet On Silver!
>>3134877>spoilerIt does feel like that sometimes but who am I to judge. Let anons enjoy things
Would (you) let him train your uma?
>>3134902>>3134896>>31348912 people with 200M fans/month wants to join my club, negotiations with der/v/ might reopen in December if things don't look better (basically just looking for better than club rank 700)>please, please please don't lead to club shitposting i beg of you /v/ma i just wanted to state my rationale
>>3134916That nose looks like one of them Pokemon berries
>>3134917all is well, I didn't know you were a danchou too lol
>>3134916>>3134921
>>3134923well i'm just officer, but i'm de-facto in charge of club affairs, i let the real dancho handle recruiting tho and i handle almost everything else
JOCKEYS DOWN JOCKEYS DOWN
>>3134916Imagine picking that thing
ANON ANON TURN ON THE TV DOESN'T MATTER WHAT CHANNELTHEY HIT THE FUCKING JOCKEYS
>>3134123You’re correct, it’s fucking atrocious for an alleged “pvp gacha”. There’s no excusing it
HES DEAD
>>3134799Censor those sausages
was that Golden Tempo's jockey?
Dormie first, the rest nowhere.2 horse bucked their jockeys out of the gate, including the odds on favorite McCoy.The officials are reviewing the replay.
>>3134855>>3134877For such a modestly dressed uma, suzuka sure invokes something primal in me
>>3134898Agnes Tachyon. She's the only one thatd need to even need to smuggle anything in the first place, what kind of a question is this?
>>3134940
>>3134942it's only natural that flat chests cause such a response
>>3134931I might be a weirdo but the grooves and size make me think it would be quite pleasant to pick and rub
My stream won't let me scan back, I missed it.
>>3134942>ModestAll the flatfags will roll for and cum to her swimsuit outfit. Then they will post scree shots of her jiggling absolutely nothing as she runs
>>3134945>>3134936>>3134932Does anyone have a webm?
>>3134952yeah that seems to be a new "feature" of youtube livestreams
>>3134942Suzuka is just that attractive
wheres my free 10 pulls
>>3134958No more gibs, trainer.
https://x.com/Tanryel0/status/2115930287230390710/video/1Rare ogurin (peak)
>>3134917>recruiting on the sideNot looking good!
>>3134519>defending janniesAaaand post discarded!
they aren't showing the replay either.... just glamour shots of the track...
can't believe there will come a time where fucking /uma/ is more ontopic than us.
>He's still goingSeiun.jpeg
>>3134954Oh shit that wasn't clean at all Im trying to get a 2nd pick of the 2nd jockey. Jose Ortiz was one of the jockeys btw. I have no idea how to do web and gif stuff.
Man, daily rolls are so good...
>>3134563Lying retarded newfag
I wish the places where these discussions can be held as fully on-topic weren't fucking shitholes. I don't even care about the topics, I just hate how few places exist where we can discuss things as adults and not have everything derailed faster than youse can take a collective shit.
>>3134956>newnah disabling DVR has been an option for a long time (too many vtubers use it), i can provide you a userscript to allow for DVR
AIEEEEEEEEE
OH SHIT THE BURGER ANTHEM
>>3134977Hag LOVE
>>3134970inb4 crab replies telling you to kys
>>3134977Old women... Running the world...
And Future Stars Friday officially begins with:Race 6 Breeder's Cup JUVENILE TURF SPRINTPurse $1,000,000. Five And One Half Furlongs. (Turf) For Two-Year-Olds. Weight: 122 Lbs.; Fillies allowed 3 Lbs.; $15,000 to pre-enter, $15,000 to enter, with guaranteed $1,000,000 purse including travel awards of which 52% to the owner of the winner, 17% to second, 9% to third, 5% to fourth, 3% to fifth, 2% to sixth, 1% to seventh, 1% to eighth, 1% to ninth, 1% to tenth; plus travel awards to starters not based in Kentucky. The maximum number of starters is twelve with six also eligibles. In the event that this race is taken off the turf it will be contested at Five and One Half Furlong on the main track.
>>3134969I'm guessing thats the 2nd jockey rolling or hitting the ground on the right of the two loose horses.
>>3134782You get 5 of each ticket for winning play, 4/3 for 2nd/3rd
I might have a suspicion that keibaniggers who are against going to /sp/ are just afraid to show their shithole flags
>>3134981I'll be honest, I really want Satono but I don't think I can spare the 15k carats to go to spark
>>3134986Aren't we all burgers here
>>3134977Is it true we have a Haiseikofag here?
>>3134983The Crown will be Broken!
>>3134989>Helios_try_not_to_laugh.png
SELLSELLSELL EVERYTHING
>>3134983Brickyard Belle
>>3134989>/vm/a - /sea/
>>3134983YOU ARE ACROWNBREAKER
ITS ALL FUCKING GOLD
>>3134989We are mostly USA and Europe, we've seen that both in our times in /sp/ and from the sticker website anon who revealed the countries who visited it the most. Barely any SEA here
>>3134989mostly, there's also a lot of yuros and, for some reason, argies
oh boy i love getting nothing but single wit rainbows and 2 or 3 single speed rainbows all of senior year special priority isn't a lie and its bonus isn't fake!!!!
>>3134986Im specifically staying here to spite you nigger
>gold box>5 carats>normal box>10 caratsmake it make sense
>>3134993
>>3134989I'm a spic
>>3135002>for some reasonhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse_racing#Argentina
>>3134589Deserved. Did you know he had something like 11 warnings from Danchou over 2 months? 11. Not including all of us who were complaining about it constantly.
I've been thinking...Basically we got upgraded versions of URA and Unity, earlier than we should have, right? Do we get better versions of MANT and GL too or will all future scenarios remain the same?Also what stats does Ancestors pal card give? LH gave guts and speed, Riko gave stamina which I really liked because it helped alleviate need to train it, but what about ancestors? What stats do they give after dates?
per youtube chat (so take this with a grain of salt)jose ortiz taken out on a stretcher
>>3135011Dare I say…based danchou?
>>3134983>Checked the races>Jose L Ortiz was suppose to ride #2 Good to Be King>Jose just fell off the horse last race>Jose L Ortiz is also Golden Tempo's rider and has been for his last couple racesWill Golden Tempo be scratched?!
>>3134983>Final Objective: Win a G1 race
>>3135011He made 80M fans for the club which is more than half the people in there, kicking him before the rewards is such an immense dick move I can't put it into words, I'm at a loss
>>3135014Wtf. That’s Golden Tempo’s jockey. Not looking good!
>>3135014Golden Tempo bros... Where are we gonna get a sub from? We got 24 hours
>>3135019That would be my opinion>>3135023He never posted in chat or acknowledged anyone. He would put the sash request just before daily reset, meaning he wouldn't even wait til the rollover to complete the daily instantly, thus meaning there was always a 0/10 rare sash right there above everything else, meaning nobody could donate to all. For months. Months he was told not to. He ignored everything, never responded, never posted anything.I'm on Danchou's side, fuck that guy.
>>3135023Not in your club but requesting sashes endlessly is a bigger dick move than flatlining imo. Sounds like he was given many chances/warnings but ignored. fuck that.
>>3135023He fucked around and he found out
>>3134997Nevermind we are OK
>>3134986I just find this whole thing funny. I remember that last FIFA World Cup, someone was having a melty and telling people to fuck off to /sp/ (which is probably the same anon trying to keep all the keibaposts here instead of /sp/ because of the identical posting style), and now the complete opposite is happening. Trying to contain all the race posts in here instead of /sp/.
>>3135026He made more fans than half the other members, he DESERVED the fucking carats, kick him after that whatever but doing this is such an asshole move I can't believe he'd do that
>>3135014>>3135024>ebayan enters a race>horses and jockeys start to disappear in unusual and whimsical waysI truly wonder who could be behind all of this
>>3135014>>3135020If Golden Tempo is out (unless they use a last minute Jockey), that mean the last 3 top favorite horses in the BCC is>Forever Young>Sovereignty>KnightsbridgeMagnitude is already scratched.Will this be the biggest fraud race by far?
desu I thought the sasher was already gonna get kicked at beginning of October
ok i'm not getting that flag thing. from what i gather only 3 of the horses are USA not 5 like the presenter said
>>3135026Any ideas as to why he decided to act like this?
>>3135025he can just use KWABnitude's jockey, he's not doing anything that race
>>3135028>>3135029I can't believe you are actually like this
>>3135040oh that's the countries the TRAINERs are from
>>3135023Please I hope it was one of my rivals
Is donating sashes such a big problem?
>>3135034Bro he made barely anything. Sucks to suck for him. We literally warned him over and over for two months.>>3135041No idea? He never posted in club chat. Never said anything. Just asked for the rarest sashes and then disappeared. We were all sick of it.
>>3135033The world cup makes sense on /sp/, it has nothing to do with umas/horses.Weve only “hosted” on /sp/ like two separate occassions. 95% of the time keiba posting was on /v/ and /vm/. You can fuck off if you dont like it
the sashbroken have to be the most subuman posters on this board
>>3135034He deserved to get his ass booted before now.
Holy based danchou
>>3135034No he fucking didnt if he’s going to cuck the entire club out of donating to all for months with zero communication. Fuck that neigher he deserves nothing for that.
>>3134989I'm not and already revealed it in the current /sp/ thread. Wish I could use the nazi flag on /sp/ though
>>3135050it's because it's the same shitposters that try to turn /v/ma into /sp/2 because that's their board.
Boy am I glad my club doesn't go through shit like this.
>>3134989i am, my ethnicity is SEA tho, but born and raised in the states
Who was the other Jockey who fell? Was it another BCC jockey?
>>3135033/sp/posting is fine, most people here come from there and it never hurt anyone, it's not like entire threads were derailed
>>3135050>You can fuck off if you dont like itNTA but this whole thread makes me want to. I wont leave my club, of course, its free carats afterall. But posts here are degrading, slowly. It wasnt like that before
>>3135044>go to Disney World>say NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER>banned>money stolenHow about not being a retard and pissing off the entire club if you dont want to be kicked.
>>3135050desu the current races is only remotely on-topic because daddy Cygames is sponsoring the event. It not, I would say they're as off-topic as the world cup.
I think my club uses discord or something, they never say anything in club chat
Are all A+ clubs ruthless like this?
>>3135065They said the same about niggers...
>>3135070>food analogy
>>3135065They were during the world cup.
>>3135075That's an A club gwo...>>3135074horrifying
>>3135063Brian Hernandez. Not scheduled for the BCC
>>3135049>Bro he made barely anythinHe made more than half the club you'll have to kick 15 people under that logic. >>3135053>>3135057>>3135070I didn't like him either but kicking him before gibs when you already said you were going to kick him at the start of the month is just fucked, I'm sorry
>>3135026Wait, is this the Falcooooo guy posted a couple threads back?
>>3135048It is when everyone expressly tells you to stop because then each club member has to donate each shoe individually rather than clicking donate all which steals a sash from you. That’s a major inconvenience for everyone in the club. To do it once or twice with permission is one thing, but everyday for months? Fuck off with that
I don't even request anything in my club chat.
>>3135074There's like 4 or 5 people in my club who talk all the time and everyone else either not at all or only sporadically.
I really wonder who would they replace Golden Tempo's jockey with. Golden Tempo's racing style is already a very risky End Closer style.
>>3135067Come on man you can't be serious, it's not what it used to be but threads are still great, please reconsider
the thread has NEVER been THIS brown
>>3135065>/sp/posting>not /sp/ostingLack of whimsy :P(I have no horse in this race.)
>>3135074my club is split among 3 discord servers (the club server, sloptuber 1 discord, and sloptuber 2 discord), it's kinda horrifying
Personally I could resist Sirius' advances
>>3135092>bays could be here
>>3135093how can you even miss a shot like that
Why are these races taking so long to start?
>>3135095Mambwo...
>>3135067It feels like thread quality tends to dip just before CM opens, there have easily been worse times
>>3135098He sucks at billiards!
>>3135094
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THATAAIIIIEEEEE MY MILE SPAAAARK
>>3135095What the fuckMy club seems like a paradise compared to that shit. Chill, bantz, etc..
>>3135089To be fair this thread HAS been dogshit but its because of raids and schizos replying to themselves. Quality returns to normal when they get bored and fuck off. As a matter of fact the guy threatening to leave might as well be one. Just leave faggot, you dont need to announce it kekAnyone kvetching over clubs or keiba is a bona fide shitstirrer, FACT. The best threads have always been keiba threads, FACT
>>3135034I agree with this. I didn't like him at all and never gave him my sashes, but kicking him out a DAY before gibs is just a pure asshole move. It's like turning the narrative that the fags at /vg/ were spreading "that we kicked an /uma/ member out a day before gibs for fun" into reality.
>>3135098 I've missed the ball on easier shots
>go to club menu>Chibi maruzensky turns and waves>Instinctually wave at my phoneIt has never been more over for me.
>>3135023>>3135034>>3135044>>3135080https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NiyVV9KbKBw
My club is... My club.........where is my club...?
>>3135107TRVKETRVKETRVKE
>>3135111I'm sure Maruzensky's little fly brain AI is very happy someone reciprocated the action.
>>3135108You seem to know an awful lot about /vg/ and /uma/ clubs. Maybe you should go back to your shithole and stay there. Dont ever bring up that garbage here again, kill yourself.
https://x.com/joegibney15/status/2116237801100587132Video on Jose Ortiz falling. Looks like he got trampled by his own horse.>Freakish scene in the Breeders Cup early races as two horses stumble independently out of the stalls. Brian Hernandez walked away, but Jose Ortiz (who was in stall 7 on evens fav McCoy) taken away on stretcher. He has a serious book of rides this weekend.
>>3135119ouch
>S+>"There's no way Windy is a better looping card than Kitasan, it just makes no sense">try it>SS
>>3135118>You seem to know an awful lot about /vg/ and /uma/ clubsNigga we literally had to defuse that narrative when their fags went to our witcheck threads and asked it.AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN RELATED TO OUR CLUB PROBLEMS
>>3135107To be honest, posters like you who cannot possibly conceive that others might have different views than you get under my skin more than other, easier to ignore shitposts.
>>3135119Wait what the hell, two of them?
>>3135099>>3134842i feel like the fact that the post times are so weird>2:26>3:42>4:20>5:36>6:16
>>3135118You have to be shitposting right? We even had an image made because of that.
>>3135122gonna blow your mindhttps://fujikiseki.xyz/training-data/insights?scenario=Our+Grand+Concert&mode=&trainee=&races=28+to+30+races&shape=&pal=
>>3135122Hey I thought I was the only one thinking the card is pretty good at clanking. It also almost consistently gives me the gold but I probably just got lucky
>>3135129not him but genuinely who gives a fuck manall this gay crossposting shit is so tiresomewho fucking cares
One of these days I'm going to start flipping a coin and each time I get heads I'll stay in my B+ rank club and join an A rank club in /v/ma
>>3135106oh it's all chill and bantz, we just are really active on all the discords, and then there's like me who spends most of my time /here/ instead of the discords, i wish that my club wasn't so cliquey though
>>3135067You endured the absolutely awful Nishino reign, you can endure anything mate
>>3135135Assuming there's a spot open
>>3135132Holy shit too much text. Where is the card TIER
So, since we're on the topic of clubs... what the fuck does /v/mers do anyways? I don't think I've ever seen them show up with club OC or to the thread races. I'd like to be proven wrong though.
>>3135135>>3135141well the club who just kicked a sash kicker probably has a slot free but idk which one it is
Hell yeah Libertangohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaXNdVTGT0k
>>3135135I forgot to finish my sentence but tails is the latter
>>3135132>power digitan, one of the worst and most useless cards in the whole game, is a top tier looping cardMake it make sense
>>3135112KINOOOOOOO
>>3135132Fuji Kiseki has her own website?
>>3135145>He doesn't know about the club that ASSASSINATED Oy neigh
>>3134983LIBERTANGO liberates Ireland to perform the Tango in her honor.also of note a filly winning a mixed race.
>friday night>no FFFFFRIDAY NIGHT MUTHAFUCKA post/v/ma has fallen...
>>3135143>>3135149It's funny ain't it>>3135151We love her so much...
>>3135126Yeah the the other dude is okay reportedly.
>>3135145They're the /v/ma & oy neigh killer
>>3135098Beginner at snooker probably, I should play again ended up making up dumb crap like 4 player snooker
>>3135154It's still kinda early for it but... yeah that's weird.
>>3135154>3pm on the worst coast on earth>friday night
>>3135153OBJECTION has been made. shouldn't affect the winner but possibly the third place horse.
>>3135145>what the fuck does /v/mers do anyways?/v/mers literally SAVED /v/ma by organizing the bunkers and getting everyone together for operation hot summer girl. They are the reason you are posting here right now
>>3135160It's 8pm akshually.
>>3135147zased
>>3135154It's still kinda early tbf, trust in the night matafaka
>>3135154>night>2PM in the afternoon
>>3135153>>3135161Refball is in play.Breeder's Cup day 1 is preddy gud.
>>3135154>grieving over a meaningless post which attracts attentionwhores
>>3135149DIGI WUV
>>3135161what does OBJECTION even do
Alright let's settle this once and for all:>uma samba>Samba di Janeiro>Matsuken SambaCHOOSE ONE!
>>3135161>TAKE THAT>And how does this support your case Kris S?>Your honor... I have no idea.
>>3135170
>>3135118https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/734194175/#734204626https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/734194175/#734204264NTA but I remember that since I'm one of those who tried clearing it up
Race 7 - G1 Breeder's Cup JUVENILE FILLIESPurse $2,000,000. One And One Sixteenth Miles. For Fillies, Two-Years-Old. Weight, 122 Lbs. $30,000 to pre-enter, $30,000 to enter, with guaranteed $2,000,000 purse including travel awards of which 52% to the owner of the winner, 17% to second, 9% to third, 5% to fourth, 3% to fifth, 2% to sixth, 1% to seventh, 1% to eighth, 1% to ninth, 1% to tenth; plus travel awards to starters not based in Kentucky. The maximum number of starters is fourteen with four also eligibles.
>>3135174The Uma Samba dance is way too cute
>>3135173might lead to a race changing call like refcalls in /sp/ events
>>3135174I like Uma Samba, if only for the GMod animation that had the fun concept of umas in L4D.
>>3135174SAMBA MAINICHI SAMBA UMA UMA SAMBA SAMBA SAMBA
>>3135173EL VAR SINSO
>>3135173If a horse gets DQed he gets placed behind the horse that objected. So if it goes through the 3rd place gets demoted to 9th since the 8th place objected.
>>3135179A Rum Twist will take place.
>>3135179DOMAIN EXPANSION
>>3135191FUCK YEAH, NICE NATURE DESS
Is this a Super Creek interfered moment?
>>3135179ALL IN ON BADITTUDE
should i dump my hint books on kita white or VInes or my newly obtained VBobo from 2 weeks ago that i haven't even run a career of yet?
Wait did you guys actually kicked someone before gibs? I thought you were just having some kind of bantz.If yes, isn't that totally uncalled for? Considering we're comfy clubs staying in our comfy ranks.
any of these good?
>>3135179ALL IN ON REVENGE OF THE SIS
>>3135200TM Opera O has my favorite career but I'm pretty sure she's non-viable.
>>3135200Digi's decent.
>>3135200Fuji is good for parenting and a solid MilerDigitan is great for loops, great Dirter and can run almost anything, very versatileOpera is very funny. I think she gets buffed later
>>3135179I AM THE FOXIESTTHAT MEANS I'M AT THE TOP OF THE FUCKIN' WORLD
>>3135200Digital is all rounder for many distances and races. Great uma to use in TT too.
>>3135200There's a fuck ton of hishiama in fuji's career.
>>3135200Fuji is a good parent for fronts/paces. OG Opera is eh. Digitan is meta next dirt CM
>>3135200Fuji is a nice parent option that is also good for loops with workable affinities.Base Opera is okay but nothing special.Digitan is great for loopan and a strong uma in general right now.
>>3135200Digi is a great looping parent, especially superstan increases your chances of getting uma stan and she can run anythinngFuji unique is also pretty consistent now and she's a good GP
This legit is the most confusing thread I've been during our whole stay here in /vm/. Overstimulating even, as the zumas call it. There's just so many things going on at once.
>>3135210>Digitan is meta next dirt CMHow so?
lol the burger horse got knocked off the board. based refs
>>3135200Digital is strong and good for looping generally a backliner, Fuji is good on shorter tracks mostly pace and base Opera is ok but is overshadowed. Career wise that's a lot more subjective
>>3135199>we're comfy clubs staying in our comfy ranks
CAM ON IRELAND
>>3135215Unc can't keep up with the stimuli?
>>3135201Tosen JoDUMB
>>3135200Digi > Fuji > OperaFuji won me a cm and I think she's underrated though
>>3135223she's good for sex
>>3135215feel like we're as fast as stakes thread except isn't as fun as stakes thread
>>3135218Paco Lopez the most DQed jockey in racing continues his streak
Wish I had gotten sprint S and either of left or winter for greens, but god damn. She actually capped speed before the final turns.
They just put an ad on the Breeder's Cup exactly for you
>>3135216End closer is strong next CM and she's easy to become an end. Just need a single end closer pink, cheer king halo inherit, Daring Strike and spurt
>>3135203>>3135205>>3135206>>3135208>>3135209>>3135210>>3135211>>3135212>>3135219>>3135224Didn't realize I had this many replies, thank you!! Digi and Fuji then. I was just wondering if I should wait to see if they spook me to get free star pieces or what, but I'll probably accept both of those. I want to run some new UMAs and experience some fresh careers.Thanks!
>>3135230>get similar stats and skills>UG4I'll never understand how uma ratings work in this game
>>3135231Woops meant for >>3135215
>>3135230show deck and sparks, my non-borrow is 1* stam/1* guts/1* wit LOL
>>3135231Giving this to my spechud
>>3135236Maybe you need some too Anon
>>3135230Any reason you didn't get Budding Blossom? This isn't even a Shooting for Victory track I'm not sure why you'd use that
>>3135215I genuinely can't keep up with the topics right now that I went jong instead.
>>3135223Honestly this bit from Jordans career is still one of my favourites and its not just because hers was the first career I dumped
>>3135236???
>>3135210>>3135211>>3135212Is Fuji just parentslop? Can't she work as an Ace?
>>3135248I like the part when she says she's the strongest dummy. Lots of IQ shaming in her career now that I think about it.
>accidentally clicked save instead of load and wiped my fan run schedule
Cheeky tenner on Teio/Tachyon?
>>3135237My own uma was pretty bleh, 5* turf/3* sprint with a bad mix of blues.I know I should have found a better borrow than one with a skill I can't even use, but I'm in scramble mode.>>3135243She refused to give it to me.Honestly I'm still shit at figuring out what uniques are good to grab in what tracks. Doesn't help I keep leaving actual ace runs until last minute.
>>3135252That's why you keep a back-up. You only need a single saved schedule now after TMANTD.
>>3135250Just like real life!
>>3135250She can work as an ace she is pretty decent on miles, she's just not meta
>>3135234When did we start being able to reply to 9+ posts again?
>>3135250She's an ok ace and can work in miles
>>3134670I love Taiki so much.
>>3135251That's just her accepting who she is and deciding to get better despite it, yeah she is kinda stupid, but she also does want to get better
>>3135254Budding Blossom is THE Pace inherit for this CM, Tracen Cheer is used mainly for backliners, I think you should look into borrowing Nishino instead>I'm still shit at figuring out what uniques are good to grab in what tracksDon't worry we are here to help, just ask
>>3135252I did that before, was painful.
>>3135250Ult is as strong as Pulse and works from 1st. I won a sprint with her due to it>Strong ult>Gold midrace for miles>Gold recovery for mediums>20%pow 10%wit is PREMIUM statgain in GL>Buffed ult since 1st anni so it actually procs nowI think she's quite good right now
>>3135252That's why I have same plans saved on multiple slots
When can you tell you are in a high roll? My attempts at improving my Sprint team are all failing still
Another other day, another unusable putrefact brick. I need this fucking abomination of an uma to be reduced to a shape, It took me three runs to get my other two aces into a pretty good shape but this depraved nimrod continues mocking me each day, not even a thousand deaths would be fitting punishment for her sin. I have spent hours of my miserable fucking existence trying to hammer this accursed pile of dogshit into something resembling a functional character, and what have I received in return? Nothing but a stillborn miscarriage of an ace. EL CONDOR PASA YOU INSUFFERABLE MISERABLE HARLOT GIVE ME A FUCKING GOOD RUN NOT A RUN THAT LOOKS PROMISING FOR THREE SECONDS BEFORE THIS USELESS CUMULATIVE FAILURE OF A CREATURE PROCEEDS TO SHIT HERSELF INTO OBLIVION. GIVE ME A GOOD RUN YOU STUPID SPIC A RUN THAT DOES NOT REQUIRE ME TO SACRIFICE MY FIRSTBORN, MY LEFT KIDNEY, AND THE LAST REMAINING SHRED OF MY SANITY TO THE NO SPRINT S AWARD I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF WATCHING THIS THING FAIL. Every time I think I've finally done it, every time I dare to entertain the delusional fantasy that perhaps, just perhaps, this miserable sack of filth might accomplish the ONE THING SHE WAS BUILT TO DO, the three goddesses reach down from the heavens, grab me by the throat, and screams "NO, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER, SUFFER SOME MORE" I'm going to murder someone HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I FUCKING LOVE BEING THE NUMBER ONE RECIPIENT OF THE NO SPRINT S AWARD! I'M SUCH A HAPPY LITTLE KEK GETTING ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NIGGER RAPED BY RNG! I LOVE El CONDOR PASA!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE HER SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!! EVERY FAILURE IS AN OPPORTUNITY TO LEARN HOW MUCH SOUTH AMERICA SHOULD GET NUKED!!!!!EVERY SHITTY ROLL IS A BLESSING IN DISGUISE! EVERY RUN IS A BEAUTIFUL NEW OPPORTUNITY TO WATCH MY HOPES AND DREAMS GET FUCKING GUTTED LIKE A PIG IN A SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>3135231what if Prevagen sponsored the game and they added it as an item to the MANT shop and it gave a condition that prevented Wit Down effects?
>>3135276All your speed cards are on orange before classic year
>>31352765 songs after junior year, early SP songs, 1000 speed 600+ power 600+ wit after classic summer, and 45-55% TE right before senior summer. Plus 2900+ SP
>>3135276I mean the potential for a highroll becomes more obvious based on good early friendships, getting stuff like Fast Learner early, and so on. Just make sure to never post about it in here or your high roll will get ruined.
pasaQUEBRADO
>backread>melties about clubs >this earlyMust be overtime in pagpagland.
>>3135278not reading all that but i understand where you're coming from because i've also been struggling non stop to build a good El. she's the only uma i have who's good enough to invest into as an ace for this cm
Keeneland looks small compared to Santa Anita.
>>3135278Uh oh melty
>>3135263I'll keep it in mind, but I think I'd want to revisit this Nishino or Pearl first since I won't have the time after today and only have 4 more borrows.Wish I had more time because I really need to clean up old vets, set up my pull plan, and still have to get onto next CM prep (it's dirt right? I finally have an actual dirt uma to use here I think).
>>3135250I want to make Fuji a parent, if you know what I mean
>>3135278Incredible ragepost, I kneel, I fucking kneel at the absolute seethe emanating from this post
>>3135291At least backread properly you thread shitter. It wasn't even a club melty.
>>3135305Found the overtime worker.
>>3135179Emphatic puts some EMPHASIS on that spurt, almost run down by a late surging Miss Monica after a slow start
>>3135309
>>3135316I actually thought he was going to catch up and then the race finished
Golden Tempo should still be racing tomorrow but man I'm worried Jose might be pushing to race when he shouldn't.
>>3135318Yanko, kill this man
>>3135262I wuv her stupid and all, must protecc
Race 8G1 John Deere Breeder's Cup Juvenile Fillies TURFPurse $1,000,000. One Mile. (Turf) For Fillies, Two-Years-Old. Weight: 122 Lbs. $15,000 to pre-enter, $15,000 to enter, with guaranteed $1,000,000 purse including travel awards of which 52% to the owner of the winner, 17% to second, 9% to third, 5% to fourth, 3% to fifth, 2% to sixth, 1% to seventh, 1% to eighth, 1% to ninth, 1% to tenth; plus travel awards to starters not based in Kentucky. The maximum number of starters is fourteen with four also eligibles. In the event that this race is taken off the turf it will be contested at OneMile on the main track.
>>3135325De La Renta because fuck Irish horses.
>>3135326would fuck
>>3135325Green Empress a daughter of Saxon Warriorhttps://en.netkeiba.com/db/horse/ped/2015100991/
>el slopo del fino movimiento
>>3135328Please don't slop my wife.
What if I requested arima kinen sashes?
>>3135338oh is it slop? i just saw it posted here once and yoinked it
>>3135341Unfortunately it is. I've been fooled before, too.
>>3135278World’s calmest Grand Live toreina
>>3135287mare sexo
>>3135339You should have over 1k by now but whatever
>>3135339It would be extremely painful
>>3135253nyo...
>>3135278Man I feel youI fucking hate Grand Live most of the time
Today's SBR feels different... There is a dark aura in the racetrack, a stand user must have infiltrated the race and will try to make things very difficult for you with their stand ability.The terrain shifted itself into the Tokyo 2400m racetrack on Heavy conditions, this will be a tough race, try to survive and defeat the stand user before the racetrack claims you instead... As always bring 1 uma533258895332588953325889533258895332588953325889
I was worried these weren't gonna work when I forgot to set it
>>3135339Just request Takamatsunomiya Kinen to become evil
>>3135358RAINY HEAVY LET'S GOOOOOO
>>3135278Is Mexico in south america?
>>3135359Happy birthday fusapan anon
>>3135325>Scommessa SicuraWelp, the name says it all
>>3135358Kino
>>3135365noone says that
>>3135341The inconsistency in design of the clovers on her chest and ear decorations is a total giveaway, as is the floating index finger.
>>3135359Surprised you didn't pernamently put her in bikini
>>3135371Oy Neigh!
Please join out final Fine Motion Friday!Room code: 39973054This week is the Sapporo Kinen. Her final career win, meaning there are no more Fine victories to recreate.2000m Sapporo, good, summer.Mood will be set to Fine(good)I'll probably still host some Fine Motion Fridays intermittently, but no more weekly races for now.
>>3135371what on earth is this
>>3135374No, fuck off.
>>3135371I see the Oy neigh and /v/mapyoi peace talks went well.
>>3135374FINE FRIDAY PROJECT... FAILURE...
>>3135374Thank you for making Fridays some of the best I've had in a while.
>>3135374Bet. Ill make mine
>>3135374So sad to see these canonically end... I wish I had gotten Finemo to join, thanks for hostang these, I didn't knoow they had that much meaning
>>3135359Happy Birthday Pandora anon Pandora love
I feel that there is a lot of rage in the hearts of men, tell me anon. What troubles you?
>>3135374Fuck I forgot to make a Fine, whatever I will put one there and then make a new one when I'll have time if its not too late>>3135382Its not about popularity, it about wuving your oshi
>>3134834It's here >>3135358
No one has Fine Motion, everyone has Fuji though
>>3135374Did Fine Anon get a job on the potato farm?
>>3135393>What troubles you?The cruel passage of time
>>3135372I had her in this for the longest time but then I changed her to her racewear because I thought maybe it was required for the birthday messages since she wasn't saying them.I actually try to avoid posting her in the bikini because so people can't say I only like her for her swimsuit.
>>3135358I forgot to mention it but I would appreciate if no debuffers other than my own were present, please the Neicha anon remove yours.
>>3135393Uhhh, everything
>>3135359Happy birthday. You should spend all day taking photos of your oshi in concert mode
>>3135404Not being able to kick people from races is another baffling decision in this game I cannot understand
>>3135408He should spend it outside with family
>>3135393I'm broke and single, because for some reason, ghosting is what both employers and girls do exclusively.
>>3135414There's no such thing as employers employing workers anymore. They're all through connections now
>>3135404>oh btw you can't have fun
CURREN YOU BITCH
>>3135404Funny thing to say when SBR is anything but a normal race
>>3135404Thank you! Feel free to use any ace instead>>3135419>>3135422It's just part of the narrative for this race, more debuffers would just make it no fun, gomen gomen.
>>3135420yesod...
>>3135418you have to be the correct caste to get a job now. americans need not apply.
>>3135420canon
>>3135403>spoilerIts alright, the only reason I say X uma is only good for her body is for a waifufag to go and prove me wrongReverse psychology
Does Girlfriend Nature have a debuff in her kit?
>>3135403Her bikini is hot. I almost redownloaded JP just to roll for that alt. Don't like Pandorabroken anons stop you from posting your wife
>the stand user could be anyone
>>3135414If you're lucky enough to live near some, casual work in hospitality at stadiums and the such is a decent option if you can get it. You've also got to hound employers if they ghost you, it's still hard as shit
How many bings and bongs until FRAUDever Young races?
>>3135444like 26 bongs
>>3135444God helps those who help themselves.
>>3135432NY nature? Cuz no
>>3135325Sun Goddess does normal pace chaser things and dominates.
>>3135449
>>3135432Cheer Nature has dominator if that's what you mean
>>3135450Crazy how Pace Chasers are good everywhere but in-game
>>3135393The LA trip fucked me up, I don’t even know what I want out of life anymore.
>>3135453There's a reason why like 80% of the games horses can run pace.
>>3135449She had a really strong sprint at the end, that was nice. Green Empress was also cool with the late catch up
>>3135453the frontrunner might as well have been a rabbit that didn't actually rabbit she had like 66-1 odds
>>3135453XOguri: what am i chopped liver?mmmm, chopped liver *homer simpson drool noise*
>Finish backreadingMan, sometimes we argue about some truly irrelevant and dumb shit. I just wish people chilled out.Anyway, anyone still building for sprints or has everyone moved to dirt?
>>3135456I talked a bit with my coworkers, a good friend the sunday that weekend, and thought about some things. I'm making major life changes. Not drastic but basically shaping things up just incase I get a new job and move, or things that will still help me regardless.Of course I have to push things in motion but I came out of LA thinking about things better. The one tip I'll give is don't get addicted to events happening all the time because that's a very unhealthy mindset I've seen in too many friends and acquaintances.
>>3135465i'm doing final sprint building even though i have a team i'm satisfied with, i'm starting dirt GGPs after my borrrows
Race 9 FanDuel Breeders' Cup Juvenile Presented by Thoroughbred Aftercare Alliance (Grade I) POST Time - 4:55 PM ET Purse $2,000,000. One And One Sixteenth Miles. For Colts And Geldings, Two-Years-Old. Weight: 122 Lbs.; $30,000 to pre-enter, $30,000 to enter, with guaranteed $2,000,000 purse including travel awards of which 52% to the owner of the winner, 17% to second, 9% to third, 5% to fourth, 3% to fifth, 2% to sixth, 1% to seventh, 1% to eighth, 1% to ninth, 1% to tenth; plus travel awards to starters not based in Kentucky. The maximum number of starters is fourteen with four also eligibles.
Looking to see how my umas are for CM21 and which I most need to rerun today with my last borrows.Bully me harshly.7680223576802235
>>3135465Honestly a lot of the arguing just makes me think that a lot of us are spiritually jannies, there's a lot of purity testing, "things" not being allowed and so many derailments over such minor stuff that just end up alienating our players. It makes me sad. I suppose this is our fate as rage addicted /v/tards.
>Haven't seen a pink inspiration in like 6 runs
>>3135474I guess I'm picking Coach Pope but that's because Jose Ortiz is riding and want to see if he's okay or not.
>>3135474>Saladin vs the Pope
>>3135478It's okay, we have a lot of problems but the best way to address them is to simply be better. We must be better toreinas.
>fatass condition>in turn 2 of the run
>>3135474american history
>>3135465I'm trying to improve my Sprint team still yes, 2/3 aces are weak links
>>3135492which uma
>>3135476>Try to enter>full>spectate>oops, all Oy Neigh>mfw I'm Oy Neigh too
>>3135404Man now I feel bad because he didn't rejoin with an ace, I'm sorry man ;__;
>>3135470I had some fun but I came out of it realizing that I’m more socially awkward and less likeable than people like CWC. That by itself isn’t an issue, I just wish I could pick a lane and stick with it.
>>3135497>tfw also Oy neigh and tried to join
>>3135495Discipline for the win!
>>3135504Hey wait a minite I'm in! /v/mapyoi
>>3135474Arguably you cauld say this race occupies the same niche in America that the Hopeful Stakes occupies in Japan.
>>3135503>less likeable than people like CWChow.i mean you haven't raped your elderly senile mother have you?
>>3135478A lof of the arguments we have are almost like allergies, when the immune system overreacts to a harmless substance as if it were an extremely dangerous threat. People are passionate about this community so people want to keep it healthy, problem being. This community is many different things to many different people, and with clashing views, all you end up getting two people that believe the other is a great enemy that must be destroyed while they're the one saving /v/ma.My take? Just let people do whatever they want. Stop being uptight and have fun, fun attracts fun people.
>Pa-pa-pa Copa!Help, chinese Feng Shui ghosts are haunting my runs and making them brick!
>>3135503Well if you're in the area you have much more IRL opportunities to check things out, and if not, you'll have to think more on things. LA sucks ass to get a life out of especially with cost of living. And sometimes some spaces are just invaded by theater kids who make things look better than they really are.or they're stupidly rich.
>>3135476LEMME IN
/V/MAAAAA NIGHT MATAFAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWATAYA:>TRAINAN>PLAYAN>WATCHAN>LISTENAN>READAN>EATAN>DRINKAN>FAPPAN>FEELAN
>>3135476Brutal
>>3135478I just hate the fact that there's always one fucko who decides what's allowed and what isn't, then proceeds to go on unprompted rageposts against everyone and treats anyone who's against him as a samefag.I'd be fine with this if it were just one or two isolated incidents, but this has been happening constantly ever since we moved here.
>careers glued before first summerCan we be done with this shit scenario already
>>3135531post the haku
Looks like Jose Ortiz is well enough to ride after his spill earlier
>>3135538https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=UAjXSXv26MJReArFW4hznTyw
>>3135476>Curren late starts right into the abyss>Pearl can't get into a decent position to use her unique (wondering if late was a bad idea, but triple pace would be messy)Surprisingly(?) Nishino pulls it off. Running again!3048168730481687>>3135497>>3135504It's okay, i got distracted and wasn't paying attention at all.>>3135531One of those was Curren, wasn't it?
>>3135529>Trainan...>PlayanKenshi>WatchanBreeder's Cup Day 1>ListeningSame sometimes I keep it open in a tab>ReadanScrolling twitter for BC news>EatanDonuts from earlier>DrinkanJuice and water>FappanTo a warhammer fantasy art oc I commissioned>FeelanFeelan good!
end of second concert, is this glue?
>>3135474Jose is riding horse #7/orange Coach Pope. Keep a close eye on him.
This is going to suck. Not sure I even want to spend the 2 minutes doing retarded additional clicks when the rewards are basically nothing anyway.
>Trainan...>PlayanKenshi>WatchanBreeder's Cup Day 1>Listenantoo busy watchan>Readan/v/ma>EatanChicken tendies>Drinkancoke zero>Fappannot tonight>FeelanBurnt out, but i will still keibapost tonight
>>3135549if you use hakuraku just turn UI animation scale to 10 and you'll get it done muuuuuch faster
>>3135546Yeppers...If very good inspiration then see it to the end
>>3135529>TRAINANLast minute Sprint improvements>PLAYANGmod and Opus Magnum>WATCHANBreeder's Cup>LISTENANRock albums>READANThread>EATANPulled pork burritos>DRINKANWatar>FAPPANLater>FEELANFine
>the only ones who replied are quitter attientionwhores
>>3135529>TRAINANThis fucking BITCH>PLAYANOther than uma? Factorio >WATCHANI started breaking bad literally a few minutes ago>LISTENANBreaking bad>READANNothing today>EATANUndecided, willl >DRINKANGin on the rocks>FAPPANHahakigi>FEELANMelancholic for no reason today.
I just realized none of my aces have sprint S, how fucked am I
>>3135543NISHINODON'T TAKE FIRST PLACENISHINOOOOO
>>3135552I've already done that and it still takes a while, especially when you go beyond the 25 roll pity (this happens on basically every card). I checked the rewards and there really is nothing there, just worthless currencies. Not even a single TP refill.
>>3135478I'm pretty sure it's less that and more >See thing you don't like>Ignore it for months>Finally "I don't care about this and I'm tired of ignoring it">HOWCOULDYOUNOTCARETHISISTHREADCULTURE NOITSOFFTOPICSPAMWHYSHOULDITGETAPASS YOU'RE/vg/ NOYOU'RE/vg/
>>3135529>WATAYA:>>TRAINANThis dumb janny Bamboo Memory has gone 5 runs without a pink inspo I am going insane>>PLAYANHorse game and CSP>>WATCHANThis thread>>LISTENANYoutube slop>>READANThis thread>>EATANIdk>>DRINKANEnergy Drinks and WATER>>FAPPANHokkos fat fucking hokkos>>FEELANGood. Need to finish a piece, I am really close. Also going to a concert tomorrow with frens. I am at a good moment in my life all things considered
No one cares you finished backreading keep that factoid to yourself
>>3135529>TRAINANSweepy to run with my Nishino and Pearl, I've realized I don't like Taishin enough to subject myself to Sprint Haruten>PLAYANSome good grindan in Aion 2>WATCHANItalian come YouTubers that make their videos look like those old photoshop shitposts from years ago>LISTENANIn-game jukebox on loop while training>READAN(Re)reading Ura Baito, I was keeping up with it years ago but now I'm going through it again with the /a/ storytimes>EATANJust ate a chicken burger from BK, maybe that was a bit too much>FAPPANSweepy made me glue 3 runs in a row, she needs correction>FEELANNOT LOOKING GOOD I like Sprints and Miles but my team is not good enough to crush random roomas this time
>>3135558Damn good shit, hard to find someone who hasn't seen BB yet, enjoyed
>>3135543>uniques all go off this time>But Curren late started again and then fell apartI know rank isn't a major indicator of a good uma, but I'm surprised she's floundering so hard. I'm guessing a big part of that is not having budding? I'm also possibly seeing why shooting is eh here. It goes off too early, doesn't it?One more time, to hopefully not have a late start on Curren.8428878684288786
>>3135529>TRAINANPasa>PLAYANSquad>WATCHANThis thread>LISTENANTouch Grass LOL>READANThat's such an unc thing to do frfr>EATANJust ate some salmon with rice>DRINKANWater, though I'm thinking of cracking a cold one>FAPPANNothing right now, just not feelin it>FeelanNot looking good!
why are there so many bad cms in this scenario can we just skip to gm
>>3135570I haven't and I lived there. Even visited some of the areas of the show unknowingly. They were filming Better Call Saul nearby where I worked at one point. But I'll never watch it just like I have never seen a Harry Potter movie.
>>3135474And Hughes wins!
4615552746155527Causal sprint test
>spend 2 weeks trying to make a decent mutant parent for dirtsloppa>finally manage to hit something decent with 7* dirt>realize every single uma I'd wanna use has dirt G or F (like 80% of the fuckjing cast) >100s of runs down the drain NIGGER ass mechanic istg.
>>3135574GM is almost here, the dirtslop is the last GL cm.
I always make the most soulless team possible for sprintsloppas but using curren is the one line I would never cross
>>3135569How is Aion 2? I've have a long history of playing mmorpgs and the only 2 korean ones I could tolerate for a bit were Lineage 2 and Tera.
>>3135572The late starts don't help, but she also doesn't have groundwork, so she can't compete with the pace chasers who have it
>>3135544>>3135551Twitter troons have more affiliation to uma than (you) do
>>3135577
>>3135579it is crazy that cygames expects us to waste carats on dirtoids
>>3135563That pretty much sums up how I feel
>>3135513Opposite end of the spectrum, being a boring nothing of a person. Rather than being insufferable, there’s nothing to be attached to in the first place. Like being the Special Week of people except there is no bigger and sluttier.
>>3135578>Had to make a minor change to my team>FilledFUCK
>>3135566[ANNOYED ANIME GIRL PICTURE]WOWWWW I JUST FINISHED BACKREADING AND DAMN IT'S NOT LOOKING GOOD... I'M CONCERNED AND SHEEEIT
>>3135551>>3135544Did the Kenshi mods really get any better after they made some big discovery half a year ago
>>3135591But I like Special Week....
FUCK KING .9758781397587813
>>3135559Surely I can make it to at least group A finals with UF umas with turf S, r-right
>>3135599many are saying this
>>3135593BUT IS YOUR SPEECH SILLY???I AM WORRIED BECAUSE YOUR SPEECH ISN'T SILLY WHILE BEING WORRIED
>>3135529>>TRAINANMummy Creek>>PLAYANGL>>WATCHANBreeders Cup>>LISTENANbreeders cup podcasts>>READANGlory Road by Heinlen>>EATANMongolian Beef and Shrimp & Snow Peas>>DRINKANCherry Apple Cider mixed with Cran-Raspberry juice and a scoop of Raspberry sorbetto>>FAPPANlast fap was sunday i think. don't know when my next one will be, haven't felt a strong urge (when you get to be my age the urge gets less frequent)>>FEELANtired
You faggots are so fast wtf
>>3135529>TRAINANRudolf for CM22 as an ace>PLAYANrecently finished metroid fusion>WATCHANGiTS SAC, found somewhere to watch it again>LISTENANThe Clash>READANThe Prince by Machiavelli>EATANpasta>DRINKANTea>FAPPANNot today>FEELANok
>>3135529>TRAINANFan run>PLAYANDeadlock>WATCHANMaomao>LISTENANRandom uma songs, currently mugen>READANNone>EATANOn chicken diet >DRINKANDiet Coke>FAPPANAlways find myself coming back to drawfag's beach Spe>FEELANWindy!
>>3135596I'm trying out something called Kenshi: Genesis which is a major overhaul mod but otherwise I can't really comment on major advancements or good ones. I played it raw about a year ago and was somewhat disappointed that "Wide as an ocean, deep as a puddle" describes it very well Vanilla wise so will see how this is turning out.
>>313560113796309We need a pace buff
>>3135600The mile CM was a breeze with a UG8 Turf S Yeppers so yeah, hope you don't shit the bed in Finals (or get blocked all the way through pools) like I did though
>>3135607Which beach spe?
>>3135572>Doesn't late start this time>But everyone falls apart after midrace>Pearl late started and got stuck behind the endsOw. Good races overall, but man I can't even figure who needs to be redone more.>>3135583I really do need to try to force it onto a parent. It's so annoyingly hard to get for me though.
>>3135565>>3135607I FUCKING LOVE GIRLS WITH SHORT HAIR IN SUITS!!!!!!!!!!!
>>3135616Limbab...
>>3135613
>>3135615>I can't even figure who needs to be redone more.107499991074999910749999Let me see them
>>3135584>>3135596confession... i just copy-pasted the other one since most of my responses were similar, forgot to update>TRAINANcurren sprint aces -> brian GGPs>PLAYANnot playing anything else
Race 10 Brown Advisory Breeders' Cup Juvenile Turf (Grade I) POST Time - 5:35 PM ET Purse $1,000,000. One Mile. (Turf) For Colts And Geldings, Two-Years-Old. Weight: 122 Lbs.; $15,000 to pre-enter, $15,000 to enter, with guaranteed $1,000,000 purse including travel awards of which 52% to the owner of the winner, 17% to second, 9% to third, 5% to fourth, 3% to fifth, 2% to sixth, 1% to seventh, 1% to eighth, 1% to ninth, 1% to tenth; plus travel awards to starters not based in Kentucky. The maximum number of starters is fourteen with four also eligibles. In the event that this race is taken off the turf it will be contested at One Mile on the main track.
>>3135618nah most of those suck, except DonMoses however...
>>3135623Popcorn! Might watch a movie later tonight. Resident Evil is showing at a local one.
>>3135615Thanks for the races.
>>3135589To this day I've acquired a grand total of 1 (one) d*rtoid and it was the Taiki I used my make debut selector on. Shit's unplayable.
>>3135620Joined. I posted them here too. I know big things are no groundwork on Curren and Nishino and Curren has the wrong accel unique as major issues.>>3135230>>3135300>>3135627Fun races. It's at least nice not feeling super on the back foot for once too. The mile CM i felt really was running me down.
>>3135625Nta but based I was also a Don coomer
>>3135623There's some strong names in this race but I'll go with How's AI Today
>>3135317>he
>>3135620Curren, all your aces could be improved but curren is the worst imo.859465258594652585946525I'll keep testing this new el, im pretty sure its worse than my previous one.
>got this as my second loopa Tempted to just stop looping here and use this as a GP, IS Wit is cut off at the bottom
>>3135554>>3135546i carried on and i did it for the hot springs
Another PSA to please join me for the umerican midterms, proudly sponsored by the free nation of Oy Neigh and their danchou, Netanonhu.Battlefield States:> Chukyo Turf 1200m Left, Firm Winter Sunny> Hanshin Turf 1600m Right, Firm Fall Cloudy> Nakayama Turf 2500m Right, Good Winter Cloudy> Ooi Dirt 2000m Right, Good Fall SunnySpecial Presidential Election:> Tokyo Turf 2400m Left, Firm Spring Sunny>flats are 75 and less + grass and vodka>cows are 90 and greater + ticket and inari4 prelim races, top 2 different flatties and top 2 different cows from each qualify for the finals
>>3135636curren sex must feel so good it makes you a fentanyl addict
There are too many room codes I am overwhelmed
image limit reached
>>3135639KEK
keep making room codes to overwhelm >>3135641
>>3135639Forgot to mention it's on the 2nd. Bring your old aces since I know you lazy fucks aren't making new ones.
The jews are behind this.
>>3135635>front corner>front savvy>DDI know it looks impressive with the amount of whites, but half being race sparks and 3/6 skill whites being front skills on an end loopa is a bit meh.
>>3135643We know
FINE OP PLEASE!!!!
>>3135639LEL. Why don't we add the reminder to the OP?
>>3135648This is a loopa for Rickey
>>3135650Too early to bake
>>3135650>Fraud Lotion
>IT'S DA OY NEIGHERS>IT'S DA DER/V/schizos
>>3135634She hit the late start again, good god.And I really have no clue what is going on with my Pearl. She's almost doing worse than Curren is.
>>3135653In that case carry on
>>3135636Deck?
>>3135632Nevermind I thought it was ai not ALSale Shark it is then
>>3135623welp this was the perfect time to post a pikachu gif, but image limit reached :(
>>3135656I see that the /v/mapyoi call center is doing overtime today!
>>3135654kys pajeet
how can i tell Anon is posting rooms without an attention grabbing image?
>>3135663>/v/mapyoi call centerHoly shit I haven't heard that in such a long time
>>3135663/v/mapajeets?????
>>3135669hmmm maybe he could post them with an attention grabbing slur
>>3135657I triple late started so....
>>3135665Nice try>>3135669We have the catbox script for something. Use it
>>3135634Are you not hosting more?
>>3065066>>3065066>>3065066Migrate
>>3135628I will just use Base Urara. It will be the ultimate whale hunt. I do not need good potential skills. I do not need an ult. And I will still beat their asses.Rickey? Will lickey my dickey.Falco? Fucked up the ass./v/mapyoi? Will not look good.
Just used my first clock in months, el somehow placed 11th in the dahby
>>3135669attention grabbing ASCII art
>>3135677>7Heck why not
>>3135677This thread is doing wonders at reminding everyone of machanIt's almost like that was it's purpose
>too busy stuck in the fan run mines to save my club to remake my aces for sprint sIt’s over for me….
>>3135681>attention grabbing ASCII artThe /v/ma science department should look into this
>>3135685You're not supposed to solo carry your club. Just let it go anon
If you don't have anyone to train for CM22, you deserve it for not pulling the cutest dirter in the game, NY Urara.
>>3135683Machan herself posted it?
>>3135688>>3135688>>3135688Here, lets have a comfy time.
>>3135687My club is in the 900s, I will make my danchou proud
>>3135689I have her and I am still not using her
>>3135690And she could be anyone of us!
>>3135695Then perish!
>>3135529>TRAINANYaeno Muteki's evil clone>PLAYANBloodborne PC, but not right now>WATCHANNothing>LISTENANSAMBA MANIICHI SAMBA UMA UMA SAMBA>READANNothing>EATANDonuts>DRINKANCoffee, im on the beat>FAPPANNah>FEELANSick again, and CMs tomorrow!? Aieeee!
>>3135529>>TRAINANI'M STUCK TRAINAN EL>>PLAYANDMC3 BUT I GOTTA PRIORITIZE TRAINAN EL>>WATCHANCATCHING UP ON WISTORIA>>LISTENANLUH LEAKYZ VOL 1.>>READANNUKITASHI>>EATANI MADE SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE>>DRINKANICED TEA>>FAPPANTAMAMO ARIA>>FEELANMY NUTS
>>3135582It's....surprisingly okay? Granted, I just enjoy grinding number-go.up games more than MMOs themselves, but I've been having fun grinding for a couple of hours each day and there's enough of both horizontal and vertical progression to feel like I'm getting stuff done each day. Classes are very simple and most of the difficulty comes from the encounter designs themselves.Apparently Ncsoft's not doing great so they are not trying to fuck this up, Global is (relatively, still a gook MMO) less P2W, most of it amounts to it being a F2P game where you then have to pay for the montly sub at endgame to have human rights, but that's most live service games nowadays. he most egregious monetization thing is actually that you have to pay fucking 2-3 bucks to color each piece of armor. You get a bajillion free skins in the game, but mixing and matching without colors is fucking nightmare kekSpeaking of which, character creator is very good, I'm having fun dressing up my hebecunny witch with a huge ass
>>3133612Why is the horse girl with red hair so hot ?
>>3136976Lucky Lilac?She's a very straight man in a school made of nothing but funny men.
