death and taxes edition
KWAB!!!!!!!!!!
GOAT
HLTV Player of the Year 2019HLTV Player of the Year 2020HLTV Player of the Year 2023HLTV Player of the Year 2025HLTV Player of the Year 2026
>AVOIDS the BENCH>PROVES the MENTAL STRENGTH>RESTRUCTURES the TEAM>RECALIBRATES the CALCULATIONS>ASSESSES the OPPONENT>DOWNLOADS the DATA>CREATES the STRATEGIES>DETERMINES the PATH to VICTORY>SHARPENS the UTILITY>RESTARTS the WIN STREAK>DISASSEMBLES the HYPED KID>DEFEATS the LION>DEFEATS the HASBARA in the REMATCH>BECOMES the major CHAMPION>RETIRES as the GOAT IGL
WAAAAAAAH DONK NEED MORE HELP!!!!!!
And right off the bat they rematch vitality lmao. The script writers hate navi.
>>3127270at least sunpayus is getting his sticker with that nemiga match
>donk ending up being the new coldzeralmao if it does happen, with so many calling him the goat after 3 years when he only got one top 1
>>3127270>fut vs nemigafuck shit assanon was rightnemigga better lifegame this
>>3127270>it's yet another mouz vitality finalfuck this shit
pimp is such a douche
>>3127287holy tension...
dear lord, watched the game delayed and holy shit there was some nasty highlights from navi.
.
oh no we're playing navi again in the quarterfinals. makazze and wonderfull are on fire, blade will prep the maps well, it's over vita bros.
>>3127400holy fuck
>>3127400SMOKED
tough match ups for spirit when you think about it. furia, mouz and navi
forsen
Sp0rit niggas be like:
>>3127501I know why donk sucks, he uses the hand warmers a lot and there are no hand warmers on his table
>>3127509donks hands were warm yesterday
Aleksi is way too melancholic. He looked dejected in the interview even though they won. Dude needs a coach like Taz to cheer him up. Imagine Aleksi on BC.game.
>>3127612because he knows that the bigger the moneyprizes are, the bigger the taxes are.
>>3127612his character is being besmirched on hltv and memed on. He has to mentally prepare for rlewis to ask him if taxes are going well.
>>3127632he makes it look way worse by not joking about it, but i guess lawyers force him to not even mention it publicly
>>3127662he's probably appealing the conviction now so yea
There apparently might be a rooster change on Vitality after the Major...Who would it be in your opinion?Ropz? Vita's PR crew went in Estonia with him a couple months ago, probably to announce something... ;_;
>>3127612well he's got good reason to be, he's being harassed over an honest mistake that he fixed the moment he was made aware of it. just doesn't make sense to go out of his way to do something stupid once for a measly 18k extra then nothing before or after, took some time before he was told too so he had ample opportunity to continue, still they insist he did it on purpose and are hellbent on getting his ass
>>3127720is this why zywoo and flamez switched places? uh oh
>>3127720Probably mezii desu. They're gonna offer jLoser his spot.
>>3127720>There apparently might be a rooster change on Vitality after the Major...source?
>>3127720my hope is apex taking his retirement, it would be good for him to end on a high note. Would be niice if they took someone like maka to keep it more french than just zywoo + staffother wise it's either mezii or flamez, but neither have been bad enough to justify the kick, unless it's something like +donk, +frozen (I'm convinced he is shit because stopped caring about faze) or + staehr
>>3127779apex and Zywoo recently extended contracts until the end of '28 and them two are the face of the franchise, i don't think it's him
>>3127779apex won't retire if the team can win trophies, he'll a 2024 tier year to leave or get benched.this is of course bullshit, anon is lying. the only possible thing happening would be for ropz to leave for falcons
>>3127779>makalol
IT'S ANOTHER BAKHMUThold me zisters.....
>>3127720>>3127779I don't know how but I'm certain that Ropz is going to do his thing and blow up the entire roster. Probably off to FalconsVitality fighting for VRS points in LAN Dracula by next year.
they benched n1ssim AGAINwaht the fuck, the guy wasn't even bad at all, not nearly a problem
>>3127914>Vitality fighting for VRS points in LAN Dracula by next year.dream on f0zefag
>>3127612I'm living on the edge for years now if the state comes after me with such bullshit and some foid judge gives me a suspended sentence over such crap I'd go postal.
Look at this picture courtesy of HLTV (really cool site, you should visit). Really makes you think.
>>3127938IP banned by a faggot who hopefully died in a train crash today
>>3127914f0ze was dead before ropz left cope more nigga
>>3127796>>3127803that's why it's my hope, but not what I believe in. Would be really nice to send off apex on a good note, he is afterall one of the few players left with an actual personnality, it would be a shame to see him end on poor results>>3127849he isn't a glaive or an apex but he is servicable, and can AWP when zywoo doesn't want to. No IGL would match up anyway, might as well keep part of the vitality identity (also kys to anyone suggesting graviti)>>3127914ropz leaving wouldn't make vitality hunt for VRS points, they were decent without him before, worst case they would start from stage II.
in 2024 navi felt like a family friendly team for noobs who just were getting in to watching CSBut nowadays I think spirit took that place with all their fucking stupid ass vlogs and fucking content videos
>>3127989nah it's falcons, my brother who never played CS likes them because they are so ON and OFF it's entertaining. noobs don't watch the vlogs, and neither should you
>>3128001Even dumbfuck normies know they have to hate Falcons because muh saudi arabia
>>3128006dumbfuck normies do not give a single fuck about where the money is coming from. Only terminally online retards posting on reddit, HLTV and 4chan do
everyone loves falcons for a good reason
>checked top rated players to see what kind of national team could be madefiltering these past three months against top 20,>monesy higher rating than donk, while zywoo is 0.11 rating above monesy>kscerato is 4th>nin9 is the best rated mongolz player>shiro is 0.01 above device and maka, who are 0.01 above 910>nertz is at 1.13, above ropz and flamez>xantares and zweih are closer to apex (0.90) than to iM (0.99).what the fuck happened when I wasn't watching
>>3128030Maybe that was true back when Chelski got bought out but normies nowadays don't like the new money teams and tend to prefer legacy names.
the statcuck psyop is the greatest heist hltv ever pulled
spirit changed, they used to never choke when they were the favourites. they keep losing to minnows
>>3128138what do you mean?
ever since SunPayus joined FUT, secondary-caller doubters have been real quiet
Just saw Spirit lost to NaVi lmao, KWAB
>>3128230just a purple patch.
wow...
>d0nkeyoh nononnono
>gets raped by younger and faster aimers, only getting worse as he ageswho woulda thunk it
>>3128389donk is actually one month younger than unckazze and he still got rinsedit's over
HOLY SHIT ARMS RACE UPDATE
>pic relatedThis was a message to scripting tournament organizers btwwhat a timing for that update and how random, right after the spirit game>we see what you are doingTOs script against spirit with small headshot hitboxes for their enemies and big headshot boxes for themselves.If you people remember me i have been saying this forever on here.
>>3128617Keep it up, anon.
>>3128617No, I dont believe this is meant for TOs. These hitboxes are utilized secretly even at the lowest casual level(matchmaking). Theyre just rubbing it in our faces at this point. Valve knows they can get away with anything they want, from picking certain players in lobbies to get priority bullets and peeker advantage, and where the other 5 players in that lobby are selected for the forced 50/50 winrate loss streak.
>>3128617They just randomly added that to casual? like it's nothing?Really odd indeed.
>>3128652>>3128654>>3128619>>3128617Meds
hours later and the d0nk fan still mad his hero missed that easy spray in anubis round 15it cant be that the midget wiggled while shootingno no no, it has to be pgl and valve script
>>3128681KEK you can tell that it was really scripted if you even can remember the round, because that was the biggest tell.the kill was so delayed it was really really off!I dare you to link it as a clip, bet you won't.
>>3128701He shot a bit to the left
Cadian needs to come back to tier 1Broky needs to come back to CS
>shitfaggotloserky
>>3128768>Cadian needs to come back to tier 1based on what lol>Broky needs to come back to CSi agree, he could probably play for some solid tier 2 team after a mental reset
>>3128768ofc he will, cheats are in again.so he can have his "reads"
Hally bros... We were safe for a while but now d3nkey fans are calling for our head again...
>>3128840just one more change and d0nkey will be dropping 1.8 in the playoffs again....
>GODpayus 1.35 ratingr1nkle my boy, i know its not your fault. g2 only exists to ruin careers
https://x.com/CS2News_EN/status/2115577497060315552
>>3128918Its either gonna be useless or overpowered (and nerfed to be useless)Should have spent the time working on VAC
>>3128962>VACwddtsh
just woke up and saw donk got gaped againsad!
>>3129052Not his faultSh1ro was baiting againZont1x was losing duels to aleksibPGL was using weird OLED monitorsPGL tried sabotaging the commsMakazze was rage toggling
>>3129057there was also handwarmer conspiracydonks joints were in an athrophied state
>>3127270furia (again)mouz (again)lol mein migga lolvitalité (again)sad for navi
I love p00ria because they're the most overestimated t1 team, always get great odds against them. EZ monies. Not today though RIP bitchquid.>>3125120The boss makes a dollar PER employee you fucking retard>>3126826>>3127136>>3127400inshallah brothers>>3127092mag1xx needs a real team, not maldlet d2nk, bot sh0r0 and corny ass fake stoic zont0x>>3127157kek pac0ner turning on xis on team, gr1m>>3127938holy gigachadlet>>3128768my king br1ky planning his return trust the plan
Based filters saving me from mega cringe
^lowest t user of all time
^keke got the tranny SEETHING
ok sp0r0tr0nny
>>3129307lilblud is scared 0s lmao
>>3129315>>3129322>>3129324
sp0r0tjeet absolutely BUBBLING kekekekek
While the troons mald and seethe at each other, I decided to join the cult.
>will you rub my feet while we watch the Vitality game anon?
>>3129354fugg imagine the romans when they invaded basedlgium>si mama>gabagool mama>lo siento mama
>>3129354as long as I can rub her cock too
>Grand finals at a watchable timeWtf I love Romania now
How do we fix G2?
>>3129574Damn, a young lion. Before all the backstabbing aged him greatly.
Well lads, FaZe is playing in about 6 hours, so I’ve gotta hit the bed now. This match will decide if Singapore is a lock or not, and, by extension, my mood for the rest of the year. If I wake up and find out that they not only lost to Gaymer Legion, but did so while picking something retarded like dust 2 or cache instead of nuke and mirage, I’m actually ending it all.So one last time before the bell tolls...LET'S GO FAZE CLAN*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*
damn, I had no idea wonderful raped spirit that hard
>>3129610#FAZETHEFUCKUP
#FUTUp
FIFA Ultimate Team...
Damn FUT are looking on fire. I think vitrannyty won't get past them.
>>3129691Trust in Meniggas
Uhhh, FUT bros?
FUT...?
Astralis bros... Not like this...
Lol classic sunpaypal. Bum ass nigga.
Hooxi sends his regards
thank fuckway too close for comfort
>lose to a team called nigganigga
my nemiggas won
uh futniggas know they need to win this like really bad kinda right? or sunpapi get no sticker
>>3129754you mean Asstralis needs FUT to win?
khanwoo
Krabeniwoo
End of the road for FUT.
Mercywoo showed mercy, but Nemiga won't...
ASTRALIS BROS?!!
MENIGGAS!!!!
nemiggas we in here
MY BOY IS GOING TO THE MAJOR!!!!!!now someone break siuhy's wrists or something
i didnt watch the game, what went wrong?
Astralis is finished...
futbros...
>>3129856>>3129863that's what happens when you kick hooxi
I'm sick of CS. I'm so bad. And the premier system is so ass. I have peaked at 24999 rating this season. I just wanted red rank. And now i'm down to 22500 because it gets in my head and I am anti-clutch. Also once you get a loss streak you are into -400 territory, but if you win 5 games in a row you are STILL in -350 territory. WHY. Fuck you.
can i get a qrd on this astralis shit? can't they go to the major now?
>>3129867woops had the wrong thread open
>>3129868they can, but jabbi has to play
>>3129872asstralis lmao
#VUp negronis
>>3129868>>3129872also reason, because I'm in a good mood now:cmtry is still part of the active FUT roster for the major because sunpayus now only has 4 officials on the teamAstralis with cmtry would mean one of the teams would be denied attendance - most likely AstralisAstralis was forced to switch in jabbi a couple of days ago in case FUT fucked up. If FUT won against nemiga, they could've switched cmtry in again, no problem. Now they're stuck with jabbi till after the majorAnd for anyone who cares about stuff like that: jabbi will get astralis stickers and cmtry will get FUT stickers (unless FUT find an official match somewhere fast, but they're not signed up for one in time)
>>3129581>>3117955
LETS GOU NAVI!
zypoo rage toggle in 3.....
enough with this mickey mouse ""PGL"" cupwe boutta finna #Faze the fuck #Up
the woo isn't activated...
entertainerwoo, extending the kino for our viewing pleasure
A P O L O G I Z E
navidaddies dominatin'
lmao vitality 2-1 losers
>>3129974just like sp0r0t easy 2-0 right
>>3129976bro navi lost to botboom spirit too both those teams suck
It's timehttps://kick.com/rlgcs
blud thinks we are watching that crap
>>3129981I hate kick
>So I would say yes, we were expecting us to win today.khan chad
FAZE UPhttps://kick.com/rlgcs
fuck mickey pglWE IN HEREhttps://kick.com/rlgcshttps://kick.com/rlgcshttps://kick.com/rlgcs
hltv confirmed is live btwspunj said some wild shit
>>3130002okay what did he say? i'm not going to watch a lame podcast.
>worst tier2 casters got the faze gameyeah, I'll just mute and listen to the pgl streamrez and tauson are gonna win btw
>>3130003you can find out at kick.com/hltvorg
>>3130007so nothing interesting thenif something real happened there will be a hltv article
>>3130009>he doesn't know
>richard lewis is a pedophilerichard lewis is a pedophile
KUBAAAAAA
>>3130034did something happen? more than the trannyfucking?
ropz got hornybad play
>>3130034no he isn'the fucks the pedophilesgo slander somewhere else
>>3130045he really doesn't look like himself todayweird cause he should be the most independent-of-IGLing player
>>3130050it's jL fucking his vibe up
mezii so methodical kek
triplewoo
again ropz got hornyhe was lucky this time
faze....
Frozen is so ass these days, we need to sell him
what a way to end the map>>3130072he just needs a proper igl
>>3130074Magixx to faze
btw faze can still miss the major if they lose thisthis is the win that 100% guarantees it
the great zywoo
>>3130078kek imagine losing the Major because you lost a 3rd place decider at a farm LAN
kinowookinotality
hooxi fazeimagine the kino
>>3130104I'd be a faze fan againbut it won't happen. management is too retarded and poor
jl ratting it up but goatwoo and goatz are too strong
MASTERwoo...
navibros.. we had a good run
>>3130195They took out Spirit, that's what really matters
IM DOUBTERS?????
lol
fazebros???
mezii mezii mezii
FaZe is winning ot no doubt
>>3130222why?OT Clan left with karrigan
#F1Z11P!
vitality took bad decisions after bad decisions but still won. imagine if they win the tournament without their igl. crazy.
>>3130266Chadwoo gave Navi chance after chance but they never took it. Sad, really...
my aurries playing soon :)
>The Major race:Since this was made:FaZe v GL is 1-1, GL basically don't have any chance even if they win the tournament.HOTU beat B8, meaning B8 can only get 3rd/4th and HOTU are in the finals.EF beat BIG, EF now play the winner of Astralis/Inner Circle in the next lower bracket match. BIG lost early enough (5-6th) that they still have time to fly to the UK for EPICLAN which they signed up for, but even winning that doesn't give them safety.
>>3130276lmfao I uploaded the wrong pic from Mischief's xitter this is the actual one for the current race
>>3130276>BIG lost early enough (5-6th) that they still have time to fly to the UK for EPICLAN which they signed up forkwabembarrassing
Why does it seems most CS fans are Faze fans nowadays?
>>3130289because we're here for jcobb
>>3130289Aura
>>3130289jGODDD, certified pistol demonnetanyahu, the anchor goattwistzzz and frozen, pedigree and top 10 players
>>3130195as a Vitality fan I don't understand why they picked dust2 instead of nuke for the 3rd mapthey had excellent antistrat on cache, then instead of playing nuke which is as close to a 50/50 map as you can get here, they decided to play aim map against the hardest shooting team in the world
>>3130289karrigan and rain fans left faze with them, making room for karrigan haters to encroach upon the sorry remains, parading a dying meme org around hoping to catch but a whiff of that faze magic they'd never before let themselves enjoy
fazebros....
>he doubts
DAMN I love xertion
BASED rez putting f0ze in its place
>>3130398very american
please please please lose and don't make the major
LMAOOOO F0ZIES
what the hell is this brapper?
At this point I don't see a single team in the top 15 that would want to touch twistzz and frozen. Maybe one of them can go in for Matys on G2.
>>3130425if kyosucky can't get up from his slump karrigan will probably bring frozen to falconsand blade probably still has the hots for himtwistzz will probably end up on liquid again, but they won't be top15 at that point, if even now
>>3130432frozen would rather quit than play with that snake karrigan again
imagine Aleksi going to Aurora as rumors were and him thinking "finally Xantares, a real rifler, not a noob like iM" only for Xantares to be EVEN worse than iMhe dodge a bullet by staying on NAVI
>>3130289they are losers but they have an eternal aura, which means rooting for them feels legit instead of being a bandwagoner or a glory hunter
if FaZe loses to B8 then 2 of the following teams need to win out to overtake them and eliminate them from the Major:>fnatic or Eternal Fire or Inner Circle win Stake >HOTU win the RLG finals + win Moscow Cyber Games>100T win FiReif FaZe beats B8 then B8 are basically out of the Major, which helps all of the above teams
>leave Gamer Legion to me
>>3130498I don't care enough about faze anymore either waywhat has to happen for 100T to attend?
torzsiwoo
based israel putting these fucking ROACHES in their place
xertion trying to be apex
>coolio begging valve instead of signing up to epiclanwhat a cuck
Crazy eyes on PR
>>3130521They want>to win FiReand then they want at least one of these to happen>fnatic, Inner Circle, Eternal Fire to NOT win Stake (they're cheering for MIBR and Astralis)>HOTU to lose in the RLG final to GamerLegion, or if they do win that then they want them to not also win Moscow Cyber Games
my aurries suck :(
time to #FaZeUp
>>3130521>>3130626to add on to this, the MOST IDEAL OUTCOME POSSIBLE if you want them to attend would be:>FaZe beat B8 in RLG 3rd place match>GL beat HOTU in RLG finals>Stake finals is MIBR vs. Astralis>HOTU lose out at Moscow Cyber Gamesthat would mean they very likely still qualify if they finish 2nd, maybe even 3rd at FiRe instead of winning it
PROFESSOR
>>3130696thanks
twistzz and frozen are definitely fueled by a thirst revenge in this match
Neityu is so fucking retarded hahawhy did he go through smoke and give npl a free killFrench scene is completely dead lol, it's only this guy and Envy who completely failed the Major campaign
hltv added the audio pronounciation of players' nicknames on their profiles, I'm checking everybogy kek
>>3130848He's just a young buck, have a heart.
betboom cookingshould be 11-12 soon
dont these teams know d2 is ct sided
>>3130905i don't watch Faze often since they've declined to tier2 but every time i open their game he fucks up something badly. the one tournament they played well (Blast Bounty) he gifted Spirit the win on anubis with a stupid play. i agree i am too harsh, it's not his fault, but the management who signed him, i hope he improves as a player.but it's a bit sad seeing how one of the historically biggest scenes is so dead.
>>3130921here it is
I'm convinced faze is like and old chevy. They need to warm up before they can do anything. Which could work on swiss stage events like PGL, but not for these single elim tier 2 lans.
YEKI
that fat admin is enjoying the show a bit too much
damn... real faze is getting eco'd by bounty hunters
Been watching the furia game, they lowkey the new faze
>>3131054yeah, they're a dead team as well
Singapore secured
>>3131054trukeFalleN = Karrigan - Based calls and vibesKSCERATO = Rain - OG reliable uncYuurih = Ropz - Rat angles playerMologoy = Broky - Flashy AWPerYEKINDAR = Twistzz - Aggresive rape rifler
>PGL Singapore Major, Singapore Indoor Stadium, December 13, 2026, Republic of Singapore.
>>3131020almost happened againthey really can't against those eco pistols
>>3131108Kscerato is the ropz of Furia, it's a direct analogy, yuurih is rain
ffs mibrget your shit together
>the Kscerato door play
WE FUCKING MADE IT
back in the day me n my mates called that the neffo plant because he griefed us in open once doing it
>yeki throws with a braindead push>absolutely rapes with god tier rifling a few rounds later
fallen will switch to dota confirm
s1ren always looks like he's about to cry :(
>>3131172the strange case of dr. Yekill
just a lil warmup before the massive holocaust that boutta happen tomorrow#DIADEFVRIA
>Vitality and Furia finalsKino
>>3131172>low econ 4x4 A hit? we better give the lurker mid on a headshot angle 4 duels in a row
fuck mibr
>>3131217it will be nemiga vs mouz. with nemiga winning and mouz players looking like retards as always
>>3131376>it will be nemigameds
>on week 12 of being mutedi think i have a perma mute at this point
mouzies finna rape everyone
>>3131520how do you get muted? I don't play cs, I only watch, on my chair.
>>3131559Factual post.
>>3131559de_cheese when?
why are sp0r0t still rank 1
>>3131217That'd be another quick 3-0
The final 4 in the EU Major race:If Fnatic win the final tomorrow against the winner of MIBR vs. Astralis/Eternal Fire, they qualify for the Major. If they lose the final, then they can still qualify unless 100T wins FiRe + HOTU wins picrel.HOTU need to win this to guarantee safety, unless 100T don't manage to get top 3 at FiRe in which case they can likely lose the final to 1win and be fine, but losing to The Huns would likely still kill their Major. But if they win out, then they qualify even if 100T win FiRe.100T need to hope Fnatic and HOTU don't both win, since in that case they don't qualify even if they win FiRe. Winning FiRe gives them the best chance, but part of their fate is out of their hands. Eternal Fire need to beat Astralis (playing atm) and then beat MIBR + Fnatic to win Stake, and then hope 100T don't win FiRe + HOTU don't win out in Moscow.
>>3131741this isn't a major, bro3-1
>>3131738nero still savoring d0nk cumvrs have them #5 but spirit above falcons make no senseits just a matter of time for falcons go up and spirit go down
>>3131738They will be off #1 on Monday
>>3131872says whom bitch?
we're eating good in the T1almost no pause between bucharest, beijing and blast rivals
Me(on the right) with my gf(on the left) :)
reading the comments for the #1 hltw award that s1mple won in 2018 and what a blast from the pasthttps://www.hltv.org/news/25880/top-20-players-of-2018-s1mple-1humans never change, the same banter as now.
>>3132136>18 s0mple niggas went back to that post to updoot kekwab you just know they're seething at his pathetic spiral
>>3132136i noticed some things in CS seem to be recurring theme, for example the old idea to "kick the IGL for more firepower", this has been happening in the pro scene since 1.6 days, and recently on the hltv forums i noticed a lot of people are advocating for it again, especially since Vitality are doing good in this tournament. most of the time it didn't achieve what was supposed to, or it failed hard.
WHERE'S BROKY
>>3132359>WHERE'S BROKY
uhnrggerswake up
>>3132373He's on a French farm crying about being a cuck?
What's the difference between >99% and clinched?
>>3129302>Natus Vincere payout +$15.00are you from india to think that this is noteworthy of a post
>>3133584They put an explanation on the ranking page if you scroll down
>>3133584Its bullshit, there's teams that were "clinched" a week ago that aren't now. Flyquest being one of them.
>>3133595Yeah and that doesn't change the question because everything about the clinched rating applies here.
/ourteams/ official list (Stage 1):FaZeLiquidFlyQuestIf you aren't cheering for these teams, you simply don't belong here
>>3133665>anglo word teams + fazemore you don't belong in CS discussions
>>3133665>all have to qualify through handicap regions
navi are fucking losing lmao
iM is absolutely farming these t3 noobs. that's where he belongs
>>3132953he's not a cuck and his last like 3 albums are a great listen if you are walking in the forest or working in the garden
Calling it now.Nemiga wins first map against Vitality.Nemiga wins GF.
Am I demented? Why is Navi playing some roobet tier event in Portugal vs a meme team with AI logo?
>>3133903Training academy?
>>3133903By any means necessary
nemiga will cook vitality on anubis
Holy chad
>>3133912Maybe Entertainerwoo will let them take a mapHe does love keeping us on the edges of our seats after all
#VUp!
>nemiga picked cacheretards confirmed
KHAN'D
>>3133949—> >>3133901
Oh nononononononoon le best team on cache bros... we are getting raped.....
sonion
ahahahhahahahhah v0t0l0t0
this is soENTERTAINING!Thank you Entertainerwoo!
ummm zont0x bros? mag0xx bros?I'm kinda getting worried that /ourguys/ might get replaced soon...
>>3134007magixx to fazezontix to liquid or some shit idc
>>3134011>naf and zontix on the same teamimagine the vibes
my nemiggas
Luckywoo
>niggas took a mapWHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUU
>>3134141Mercifulwoo is so... merciful
what the shit were these last 3 rounds ? is this tier 2-3 ?
>>3134144>zerowoo 3-7He wants to gift them a win so bad
>>3134149nvm the last one is even worse
zyWHIFF
>about to post shit about zywoo>he drops a 3k>remove my post>he gets ecoed after a terrible whiff
ropz is so ass ffs, and I won't talk about jL
my fuarking nemiggas...
zywoo thought he was simplebut he was broky
hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhaha
so kind of goatwoo to let the underdog get aheadtruly our guy
nmiggas we out here
>>3133901>>3133901>>3133901Yep. Called it.
vitality wasn't trying
>>3134177 (Checked)jL was oppressing robin too much so he said fuck this shit
man vitality is a bunch of bumsnot even jLegend could carry them
apex is the goat iglbottigan is the stink iglthis proves it
are we really getting furia vs menigga
mouzgods... we won
I can't believe that guy Robo is allowed to play as a pro still. He is blatantly cheating and using wallhack vision and nobody noticed. Hahaha, unreal. Banned soon for sure.
>>3134233I can't believe he enabled robocop vision against peakwooHe's lucky robowoo didn't do the same
>>3134233No clip/timestamp?
>>3134243Humblewoo the Generous
vitality had to leave quick to go clean up their paris office
was it jl's fault?
And now…FURIA shall destroy MOUZ. [ 2:1 ]
"high level" CS is just teams in the invite bubble anti-strating each otheronce they face of t2 teams they fold, see Nemiga vs Vitality. Or any Betboom game recently
vitality did well without their igl.
based humblewoo, he doesn't gatekeep and lets new young blood into the top 10
top fucking kekjust got home from work, about to roll a fat one and order a pizza while hatewatching the highlights of Vitality being humiliated again
isn't it always finals on sunday? why saturday this time?
>apex saving us from yet another mouz vitality finalbased
is poopia really going to get another free trophy? this is so dogshit.
>>3134243you'd think you would at least run a 6 month GLP-1 cycle if you were a multimillionaire
>>3134404I'm terrified of using that stuff
>>3134404the fact that he doesn't care is the reason he's the gamer he is
>>3134384playing nice with iem beijing schedule
aurora beat nemiga btw
>>3134402>freeWhat tier 1 team could have made this tournament better?
>>3134437fuck off
kek b0nkeys seething
mickey tournament. no one but m*uz and f*ria even care.
>>3134448not an irish tournament bro it's in romania
member me. so much random outcomesdidnt i tell you its just cheat strike 2 now orgs lost so much money due to cologne sticker failure. its life and death for them, they either get sitcker money or they will all lose their lifes. they all rage cheat to make the major hahahahaha.and zywoo that psycho cheats cause hes a sociopath demonplus mouz are just doing softpower moves for moussad
>>3134467last time you didn't reply, when was the last time you played the game, and what was your elo
thank you schizo anon
man 100t is gonna miss the major just because fnatic suddenly became good
>>3134486why didn't they do that?
>>3134467Just accept CS2 for what it is: some gambling front entertaining people with scripted HvH matches. Everyone knows this to be true
>its neminga bro, why toggle? they aint shit>haha yeah bro, aint using my good mouse for this one>...
why hasn't ropz tweeted? he did it after the other matches.
>>31344834k max in csgo, now 2.8k but dont play much.premier 24k, but also dont play much.
>>3134530He's already on the phone with Falcons management
let's go fnatic
>>3134538>4k>doesn't understand smoke spamyeah that was 4k premier wasn't it ? or you could be baiting, which is fair
>>3134669CSGO didn't have premier you fucking embryo
#DIADEFURIA
>>3134751Totally forgot this match was on.It's pretty interesting to see how some teams who's players have literally never played competitive CS on this map before are getting so good at it. I wonder what the meta will look like after a year or so.
moussers...
>>3134688yes it did lmao
just got homehow the fuck did nemigga 2-0 vitality?I might understand a 2-1 with nemigga's current form and vitality's situation, but 2-0???
^
>>3134816anime website go cry about it, tranny
>>3133590It's about the principle faggot I'm not a degen gambler.
>>3134816>whines about tranime>silent about frogfagsthank fuck you were still in diapers when bronies roamed the site
sp0nx
based
>>3133901>>313390107:39:10 ETCorrect once.>>3134303>>313430310:49:08 ETCorrect again.
everyone thought he was already gone.
fuck that nato jewish dogshit teambucharest finals gonna have real viewers and not botted shit#DIADEFVRIA
Either Niggas fold and they lose an easy 1-3, or the random russian 5 stack curse strikes and they stomp.
>Furia in another final>Against NemigaGrim (the state of CS tier 1 teams, not the player)
>>3134849I always giggle at this shitty joke.
>>3134320>once they face of t2 teams they foldbecause t2 teams can antistrat t1 teams but not the other way aroundnemigga is just another fotm team that will fade away into irrelevancy just like tyloo last year
>>3134816based ropzwoo>>3134863you're welcome frogchad
>>3134831yea frogGODS run this shit and we have for almost 2 decades
>>3134882one decade, you dumb newfag
#meinniggasUP
please Vishnu deny 100thieves the major
>glad we avoided vitality mouz final>we got vitality mouz 3rd place deciderthe heavens are laughing at us
lmfao what the fuck vitality?
Woke up feeling all fazed up and I see that my nemiggas brutally raped hasbaratality and based fallen raped mouzeltov. Today was a good day...
Gawd damn, s1mple is getting rekt on this map
What's with this sudden spike in form from Furia. Is everyone trying super hard to get FalleN one more Major in his last few months left?
>>3135335I told you niggas, FVRIA's rape streak started with the Thunderpick win last year. We boutta win:IEM BeijinRivals Hong KongPGL SingaporeThe chink rally
>2-0'd by random ziggers>russia no longer banned from ice hockeyZIG UP
>s0mple losing the unction rnfreakazoid won
>>3135442Why do you pretend to be Russian on 4tranny for attention?
>>3135172>>3135442>buckbroken to root for hated macacosbad day to be pac0ner
100t major is dead btw
>>3135524k0kThis is what that snake rain deserves for backstabbing faze
>>3135524RIP, wanted my boy rain to reach it, better luck next time I guess
these major attending predictions are such a joke, ef was at like 0.1% to make it when all they had to do was win 2 dog lans, which they did cause everyone was around or below their level. it was never some impossible 1 in a million occurrence, hltv should've let this bullshit up to the bullshitters on twitter, instead they gotta talk about their AI fueled percentages in every article when we all know it's borked
>>3135751so trueit was so easy to predict a team coming through the loser's bracket and winning the tournament and then doing the same thing again
With Eternal Fire winning Stake, fnatic now need to pray HOTU do not win GLuck Moscow if they want to qualify, while 100T find themselves still having a chance of making the Major even if HOTU do win.If fnatic had won they would have clinched a Major spot, and the race for the final spot would have been straightforward:1) HOTU win = HOTU qualify2) HOTU don't win + 100T win = 100T qualify3) Neither win = HOTU qualifyWith Eternal Fire winning, it gets a bit closer, because Eternal Fire are not guaranteed a spot. The situations are now:1a) HOTU win = HOTU qualify1b) 100T win = 100T and EF have an average gap of 2 points across simulations for the last spot, so it would come down to who 100T played in playoffs + VRS recalcs as to who ended up ahead (65% chance EF, 35% chance 100T)2) HOTU don't win + 100T win = EF and 100T qualify3) HOTU 2nd + 100T don't win = EF qualify, second spot would be an advantage to fnatic (~75%) but HOTU could still end up ahead (~25%) depending on circumstances4) HOTU 3rd/4th + 100T don't win = EF and fnatic qualify
>>3135782HOTU will win it because it's a joke russian tournament (only 4 teams LMAO) and the teams agree to let HOTU win because only they can make the major and they get money for it.
stealth griefing a guy that beat me
>>3135781unlikely =/= 0.1% chance, likely =/= 99%, how many of these predictions are completely off a week later? the majority, it's astrology for stat nerds, a pointless, inaccurate feature they insist on including in every piece they write for months leading up to the major and it annoys me almost enough to stop reading, just arbitrary numbers plastered all over that change on a whim anyway
lil throwback for my na niggas iykykhttps://x.com/sleepysav/status/1965476145887138091
>>3136023Eternal Fire won 5 matches in a row in the lower bracket, and in all but one they were the underdog If you just flipped a coin, the chance for getting heads 5 times in a row is like 3%. And iirc that's around the percentage they gave EF to qualify for the Major while they were at the start of this winning run on this tournament.They probably fucked up in some other calculations but i don't see anything controversial here, upsets happen
all these predictions are useless when valve just recently bowed down to their daddy aka csgods1mple
Kek what a raped bum
ain't no way somple is losing to F1ku + stanislaw and nut nut on LAN
>>3135524>>3135527ywnbam pac0ner
s0mple dogshit kekwaaaaaaaaaaab
>>3136411https://www.hltv.org/matches/2399939/og-vs-bcgame-hyperx-retake-season-13kekkyp00!
BC.game are less than the sum of their partsimpressive
>>3136430every single player is bad/washed the fuck you talmbout?
>>3136427KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
orgs that will leave cs in 2027>nrg>wildcard>100T>f0ze>astralis>envy>vp>luminosity
>>3136534>f0zein your wetclittyleaking dream
>>3136035jchud did nothing wrong #believeallmen
>>3136427mah nigga nut nut
tyloo forfeited the quarters vs metizport which took them out of the major running, bumping up lvg in their placehigh levels of chink collusion going on or just retarded management?
>>3134688hes an indian vita astro turf fan.his AI script cant tell him that.doesnt even know what 4k csgo means and 2.8k cs2 hgahahahahaha
>>3136933>hes an indian vita astro turf fan.absolutely mindbroken schizo
for me? max rank dmg in csgo but in the hardest region (brazil) so global elite in europe and na
if you weren't top 1 of A+ in esea minimum lower your tone when talking to me
Damn the nemiga game was full of rapes non stop. People say no fans dan is a zypoo merchant, but damn, it really does seem that he's the glue that makes vitality work.
>>3136890Chinese CS would never have match fixing or collusion.
Tomorrow, I stand with mein niggas.#MouzelTov
>>3137626I think the funniest example was a team called something like Tiger who qualified to the Asian minor by playing 0 matches, every team forfeited except for I think Vici? Who conveniently had the internet to their facility accidentally cut before the match began.
>>3137077 (Checked)We've been saying thisFrenchwoo threw because no Dannyropz threw because jL is a mood killer
>>3133584So they're clinched now instead of >99% which I still don't see the difference to.
>>3133871Everything post Hliðskjálf fucking sucks.
>>3137777https://www.hltv.org/news/23676/fierce-tiger-and-vgflash-comment-on-asia-minor-qualifier-finalWas Fierce Tiger sorry.
Tyloo just forfeited their match against Metizport and likely won't make the major.Are they manipulating it so Lynn Vision get to go to the major?
chat are we tuning into woo v mouz humiliation match or nah
aint watching clash of niggas with aura debt
>>3137945kwabquest to humiliate themselves again this major
>>3138141Again? They've consistently made it to the best stage?
>>3138141They make it to stage 2 most of the time though
>>3138215>>3138219that's just a seething chink
>>3138234Nah he died a few years back. (I genuinely miss him)
#VUpThen we ride, nemiggas
The Woo playing at 9 am, it's like Christmas morning!
>>3138269He's so kind and humble and generous to let the underdogs and fallen compete for a trophy/ourguy//ourwoo/
>why yes I set my alarm very early on a saturday morning just so I can watch my favorite team VITALITY play in a losers finale
Holy shit first time these faggots don't pick the fucking sand map derby
>>3138285You're Goddamn right I tune into the 'Woo on time. Any time, anywhere.
>nobody watches>results don't matterTime for Mouz to go DEMON MODE
>>3138302Mezii igl, jL sub. DOESN'T COUNT
nice work merriman
British playa
now even zywoo is getting hornythese retards really need that french psychopath to keep them in line
>>3138360couldn't play properly yesterday so he throws today, what a bitch
>>3138360his downfall pleases me greatly
zypoo
stand ins really are vitality's weakness
zypoo too heavy for jl
>>3138360
>>3138385is mezii the new twistzz ? calling around himself and getting great numbers but everybody around suffers from it
>>3138383should've had karrigan stand in then
entertainerwoo!3 map piece woo!he does it for us woo!
>>3138390he didn't have good numbersjust one clutch
Kek what a raped bitch. They better pray no fans dan can still play until 2030.
>>3138449playing without your igl is like playing with no handswhy would you ever want to do that
Why do ropz and jL look like they hate each other?
>>3138453they dobased robin sees right through his fake nice guy charadehe can sniff out fake ones from a mile away
>>3138453Snake that backstabbed faze hates the snake that backstabbed navi.
>>3138453jL is outgoing and nice and affable. Ropz probably browses 4chan. Why would they get along?
>>3138453snakes are territorial creatures
Would Vitality have won this if Apex was here?
>>3138474maybe, maybe not
>>3138474vs mouz? yesvs nemiga? no.
why jl keep oppressing robin man
>>3138478broky send him
>jl 16 kills>zywoo 4 killswhy is that?
>>3138491this nigga sapping the energy out of everyone
Mezii leaves b empty again lmao. Taking notes from gambling addict karrigan huh.
>>3138491without watching the game I just KNOW it's all baiting and exitfragging.
jLeech's fault
gapedwoo
>>313852767WOO!!!!
>>3138527jLoserAlso mouz when it doesnt matter lmao
>>3138302as was predicted
wtf how does this make mouz #1 on vrs?did vitality's vrs get dumpstered by losing to nemiga?
>>3138532Valve got the call
The biggest mystery is why these faggots are still #1? HLTV rage baiting again
why the fuck is the kike smiling? you're placing lower than nemiga you fucking retard.
not even jl can save them when daddy apex isn't there to yell at zywoo and ropz
>>3138539donk stans will raid the forums if they put them under #1
>>3138539points only change after tournament is overthey're gonna go down to #2or maybe #3, not sure if tournament gives enough to give furia #1
>>3138539>caringvrs is all that matters now, statsfag
>>3138539hltv ranking is basically a fanfiction, we use vrs now
>>3138556I miss him so much mang...
>>3138539there's only 6 pts difference between Vitality and Spirit and Vitality outperformed them again on this tournament, they will overtake as #1 on monday
>>3138302you called it
Kings without a crown
>>3138721ez for israel
why was the finals first and why was it best of 3 but the bronze match is best fo 5?
>>3138740PGL switching it up a bit for this event
>>3138721the modern Heroicif VRS existed in their time they'd be #1 on multiple occasions even though nobody ever really thought of them as the best team at any point in time
one more kino bo5one more trophy for the cabinetone more professor masterclass#DIADEFVRIA
>>3138752idk which one I want morefallen to win, or molodoy mald compilation
DIA DE FVRIA
maniggas got this
nice start for nemiggas but fallen is not going out like this
nemiggers are walling arent theythere's no fuckign way they're this good
>>3138795Holywoo has blessed them
what happened here?
>>3138812molodoy dragging his team down again
they're literally cheating.i'm gonna do something else enjoy the slop.
>>3138828
>>3138812rape
>>3138815It was ancient, that map sucks for awping.
>another Furia championship run>right before unc retures
Niggas actually went to cache with the gameplan "let's abuse FalleN's site" lmao
muh cheating!
>>3139018I've been itt for 10 years, nothing ever changes.
There is way too much events this year. Next year will be even more packed with PGL adding more event's against Blast.No wonder the T1 level is so bad and the scene is less exiting. It's the same cadence as the T2 scene. Furia has played 10 events in 5 months...
>>3139025not the brag you think it is schizo
this molodoy nigga choking so bad its insane
This danish chinlet is a fucking worthless retard, Richard please make him shut up
>>3139177fuck you cunt
>team kill to avoid the enemy from getting knife kill money
hahah how launders and scrawny got brain broken by the obvious PGL scripting.how the mac10 just cant hit any bullet yeah right.
Gg pooria lost
>>3139321?
if furia wins this, and you make a graph of their 2026 tournament wins (time on X, importance on Y), they'll be projected to win the major
>>3139330Shit, I underestimated these macacos yet again
FURIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FalleN with so much crucial impact rounds on both finals, he really deserved it
togglers lostgood guys won#DIADEFVRIA
>>3139030It’s nice that there’s always something going on if you feel like tuning in, but I agree. I’ll probably skip IEM Beijing.
Remember how bad he was at the end of the Liquid stint? He couldn't hit an elephant, it really looked like it was over for him as far as tier 1 is concernedProps to Furia for giving him a chance when nobody believed in him
>>3139474Escaping the Liquid prison generally does good for players. That team has bad vibes.
>>3139474not even furia believed in him lil bro, everyone, including random faceit niggas, thought he was trash and finishedif his agency, manager or whatever that guy is, didnt convince furia to at least call him for a small talk with the players, yekindar would have retired or rotted in tier 2/3https://youtu.be/lZKvxJDIyI0?t=431
Gringo status?
Oh nononononon ruspidors raped TWICE by Professore!
>>3139474ultimate and siuhy are next, trust the process#PolskaGurom
bruh thats fucked up mane
honeypot tournament
What’s this I’m hearing that old man FalleN raped some togglers?
100t absolute no major now kwab
>>3139979deserved, their choice of LAN was cowardly as fuck, maybe they should vlog about it on the flight back home
>>3139633the white man marches on
>>3139633based Ruskinator, I kneel
Eternal Fire went from near 0% to 99% in like a month, by winning 3 of the biggest tier2 LANs in Europe. They did it the hardest way possible.BC.game could never.
>>3141049jotta is p good i thought it was weird how he left the turks for a t2 memestack
>>3141072he was benched
>>3141072apparently he's too low iq, which says a lot, considering that maj3r said so
>>3139030>complains there's too much kino
>>3139474Even Fallen was getting gaped in Liquid. I just feel bad for Elige.
>>3141397I forgot, what team did FalleN even have in Liquid? wasn't there shox in the mix somewhere?if they actually built a team around him he could have been doing something like he's doing with Furia rn, maybe less titles but making them a proper tier 1 team for sure
holy kino map 3 cache na v na for major slot
thank god paiN is out of the Majorsurely dictatorzera gets benched now and they try something new, he kicked like 10 players only to end up with a tier 2.5 team
rip nrggers wildcard just cucked them outta the major
with Poles you win
100% your own fault, nrgnever get rid of the token dane
Wildcard will probably be busy celebrating and come hungover to the semis game tomorrowso in the end 100 thieves will win the tournament against some tier3 Brazilians called Barca and get like +1 Vrs for it, missing the majorkwab
>>3141808oh wait nvm, just realized Bestia is still in contention, WC isn't safe with this win
ayo this new update that cs got fucked my crosshair up cuh. tf happened? every time i type it up some of the commands no longer work
>>3142295idk what does zywoo say about it
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jwa9J_8xdM
You people don't trust that hltv shitty major predictor, right?Few days ago fnatic was at 84% now they're at 18%. I have never seen worse predictor than this shit.
>>3142423whatever you do anon, don't learn what the missing 16% meantor gamble
>>3142345His posture and desk setup is 100% from when he was a little kid playing on a tall table lmao
>>3142345Why do most pros play so close to their monitor? I keep mine arm-length away with fingers splayed. Its comfortable for me, I feel like I'd go cross-eyed if it was so close.I think Elige is the only guy who has a healthy distance.
>>3142459Bigger target if the monitor is closer to you. Same reason why they play 4:3 stretched.
>>3142428statistics are a literal psyopmost of the statistics that lead to a major spot secured or not are 50/50
Holy shit this new AI vacnet is assHad a match cancelled where everyone was legit
>>3139474thats my boy galinsky
so glad these next few events are happening at good local timesit's about time the scene started kneeling to auschads
>>3143145fuck you
>>3143145based based based
Why did they do it?
