never forget edition
First for NiP making the major
>>3078923Chances we get both nip and 100t?
>>3078930don't knowdon't really carei followed nipgamingtv in like 2013i have a huge soft spot for NiP, i'm quite happy they're making the major
>>3078935must be weird seeing a danish nip then
>>3078941yeah but the org has semi been in the wilderness for so long.... i'll take it
Faze up
Reported, this is still days before it needs a new thread>>3045062>>3045062>>3045062
>>3078905I hope hooxi plays him again and complains the wig is giving unfair advantage
never trust a gook
i asked HLTV AI slop who are the biggest eco farmers in tier 1 this season
>>3079002needs percentage of anti-eco
>>3078978gook's forgivenhe's back to pretty poiii now
100t major chances just plummeted :(
>>3079093I bet device regrets going to sweden just to be cucked and ruin his career
>>3079205I think he's happy where he ishe's already been on top. Chilling with rain, glaive and a bunch of young guys and competing against the top of tier2 is probably fine with him
>>3079093it's fine; they improved their ranking and are #18 now
>>3079459at #18 you're the first to be overtaken and kicked out
>that kyxsan facelolcan we petition a TO to put heartbeat monitors on players?
>>3079470actually they are #17 now with +40pts over the #19 (navi)
>>3079093Watching Insani + NQZ playing together is a treat,
>>3078905I feel bad for artfrost because like yeah i get it, 24yo, brutally balding, unfortunately large skull shape, but damn brother these fraud combovers and wigs and racing to throw on the cap 0.001 nanoseconds after the match is some pathetic shit. personally i would just bloatmaxx and get a bunch of tattoos across my head, sure as hell would be better than this playercam anxiety, afraid-of-the-wind cope lifestyle
This Thread is still active>>3045062>>3045062>>3045062
>>3079526>i would just bloatmaxx and get a bunch of tattoos across my headdoesn't even need to be that extremejust own it. You're right, it's all the cope tactics that make it incredible pathetic and funny. If he didn't give a fuck barely anybody else would
LOWCOW Joanathan E created a new thread because hes embarrassed that he got exposed that hes talking to himself on hltv on 50 accounts.That he creates AI porn of donk when he was a child.Jonathan E watches donk Child porn.he inserts dildos into his ass role playing that donk is fucking him.Hes indian and employed by hltv while being a pedo.HLTV employee is creating AI porn of donk.40 year old stinky indian.
>>3079574>hltv dramawhy bring that shit here?
wtf rain
Stewiecerato
based Fallen
>>3079574is there any evidence for any of these claims or is this just more schizo conjecturesome of you people need to forcibly put in outdoor psych wards away from the internet forever, this is some seriously mentally ill shit
>>3079624he's not only mentally ill he is also straight up dumb and newfag, Jonty has been one of the most known and memed HLTV users for years, he's neither Indian nor is he Jonathan E.'s alt lol, there is some major retardation at play here
not only in hltv, we all jonty here too, every single ip is me in different devices
can BB gun do it
>>3079624He stalked me on some other website and he just dm'd me some and he claimed that i am the one who creates it??I know its him, because the way he types is exactly the way he types on hltv.But i will keep the evidence until i need it.Hes a psychopath.Plus he creates threads on admin accounts. You can only create one thread an hour. He created threads in minutes on the same account.And when i called him out he banned me.IP banned me acutally.This was at a time when i presented mountains of evidence to hltv. and he deleted my entire account, not only my account, but also data.Which HLTV is legally o8bligated to keep. I am preparing a email to Better Collective, to see what he internally said about me.And if i can sue for damages.And i will stop once HLTV publicly fires him and says they will turn a new leaf with the forum.Create clear rules that everyone can follow and they won't act like it's someones private message board, where he can just RP all day like he knows anything about cs.HE literally created +1's because he was convinced that everyone would agree with him.He also added steam verifications because he was convinced everyone were just bots.When he still got ratio'd and people still didnt agree with him, he banned thousands of users that he deemed to be bots.In reality he being retarded clashed with reality.So when the traffic was down and the forum became dead he talked to himself, on 100s of bots, to pretend its still active.But the forum is dead and he killed it and i demand that he gets fired.Plus hes a pedo and a drug addict psychopath.
thanks for bringing all the hltv rejects here, mauiI hope you choke to death on cock
it's over for 100memes
please Boomich do the funny
>>3079874not likely. He picked anubis
mid's closed
HE SHOT HIM IN THE DICK
KARRIGAN MY GOAT
my aurries :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kUuDFizqlk
ok finn, you still got it
should karrigan replace xantares as the entry fagger, star-player?
>ziggers guaranteed in GF
xantares has to be benched after the major righthe is one of the worst examples of overpeekers in t1, i swear its almost every round he ruins an advantage or a good ct setupand his deathcam tilts are so retarded like yeah no shit you got punished they have years of data that proves you never learn an iota of discipline also pretty sure he plays with tracers disabled and thats why he whiffs so often
vita doesn't even have fans in parishttps://x.com/Azgarsg/status/2111499926408470658https://x.com/laroushlan/status/2111498097016590527
this hippo retard is always so lucky.
>>3080213more proof that vitality are the good guys, KC and gm8 can go to hell
Niko is so fucking shitthis guy actually said last month he could still be a top 5 player if he had his roles back hahaha
>>3080213kwabteam so fraudulent and with so little cultural impact that no nigga on france respect their shitthat thing would NEVER happen to Falcons or FaZe
kek that d1ledez reaction
>>3080287karrigan stole his mojo
>>3080213spineless country spineless peoplespineless team#FaZeUp! #FalconsAreHere
falcons would've lost that round 6 months ago
kek everyone who backstabbed you won a major while you failed to qualify
always so lucky
fucking retards actually can't clear car with 4 people, gg
TESSES
crazy round
>>3080344that was just Betboom being mega retarded
>>3080351and karrigan winning a clutch? come on, huge bullshit
>>3080213vitalityfans rly hang out in "midwit office park"can't make this shit up
monesy is a fraud too. how many time I have seen this fraud miss awp shots and never get punished.
absurd to get out of that situation alive and to end up acing kek
LOOK AT THAThow the fuck siren couldn't kill him?
niko woke up
THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER
>>3080387>14-23>wake up>get 3k>go back to bed and wait for next mapthe hibernating bear of bosnia
>>3080393kek
alright that was nice, BB redeemed
when spirit magno?
wtf NiP are actually a normal tier 2 team now with adamb and Krimbo
>>3080400why would magno downgrade
>>3080401desu they look like they might be top 15-ishlike same tier as pv, b8 etc
>both games go to 3rd map after OTwe're getting spoiled tonight
Niko actually had like 3-4 important impact rounds and still finished the map at 0.83, imagine then how fucking shit he was for all other rounds bar those. they almost lost to glocks because him and kyoshit went to fight mid and died for free
>still using karrigan as bait when he's their 2nd best player
>>3079962don't worry Boom will invoke his 2021 prime Navi playbook for mirage
REMOVE FALCONS
oh look a tech pause to break betboom's momentumfilthy ass shit cunts
ummmm Vitality trophy cabinet status????
>>3080494teses wouldn't use dirty tricks
saved by the danes
oh look teses won them the round now
uh why are falcons losing ct side they even won pistols...
>>3080213i laughed at that vitality chair being thrown kek
pathetic siberian retard
GET FUCKED FALCONS
>nip magdumping bodies after all that monkey yellinglolI hope there's teabagging at some point
uh kinda looking scary now
REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE
if falcons lose this niko is definitely monkeypaw'dhe wanted to be able to win majors, but in turn he's not able to win anything else
>>3080401sn0ppi was the problemr0nkle too
when is kyo being kicked
falcons are so bad on mirage
>>3080586>he wanted to be able to win majors, but in turn he's not able to win anything elsehe won Bounty MVP dough
ah yes the karrigan t side masterclass
>>3080599that was with kyxsan and the mvp was robbed
HAHAHAHAHA"next donk" farmed by boombla and s1ren
AHYAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA LOSERS
falcons WERE here
HOW IS IT POSSIBLE???HOW ARE THEY THIS FUCKING BAD??
kwabcons
>>3080586>majors>s>plural
WOOOOOOfalcons bros where are you now? xDDD
ONE MORE STAR PLAYER
we will rape the 3rd place decider
this one has to hurt lolgg bb>>3080623we'll see
is magno better than kyo?
>billion dollar team vs random russian 5 stack
>>3080640of course
zonic is a fucking disgrace
mayonesy can't even get an EVP in a T2 event
magno has raped falcons twice
humiliation
>>3080678>any losers' interview is now humiliationok
>>3080678the rick tocchet of CS
>Vitality headquarters in Paris vandalized kek no way HLTV actually published an article about this
kyosuke sub 1.0 rating on all three maps. falcons probably already searching a replacement
monesy signed another 4 years of this btw
lmao they STOLE all of Vitality's trophiesmuslims radicalized by mosques built in France with Saudi money, so basically Falcons stole Vitality trophies BAN FALCONS
at least nip won :)
>>3080702Krimbo fastest redemption arc in history
>>3080695they did it to divert the attention from falcons failing again.
>>3080704everyone doubted when they didn't instantly win all their matches
>>3080701>"Vitality's CEO took to X to address the situation, saying the vandalism has left him with "a lot of sorrow" whilst also defending the rights of protesters.">"whilst also defending the rights of protesters."AHAHAHAHAH FAGGOT
>start dust2 5-1>lose>start mirage 4-1>losethey didn't even get "unlucky" and lose all pistols. falcons just fucking suck.
>>3080725protesting is not the same as vandalism buddy.also the mofo will get lots of money with the insurances and the whole thing actually brings attention to vitality. he keeps winning.
>>3080701niggas saw zywoo has more trophies than s0mple and this happened
>karribot vs kyxshit holyfuckingKINO
vitafaggots...oh nonononononoononoononBWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
oh he's just ignoring reality again keklmao
>>3080678>Falcons lostKEK! Too bad though, I really wanted to see Molodoy vs Monesy.
disappointing because now it will be a shit finalbb can play good vs top teams but not furia
this would've never happened with godsan
niggas really laughed cuz rusgods cant start shit on the streets, they thought it was bad... now they ejoying "freedom" of protest kekspirit would never ever lose their trophies like that, donk #2 hltv is preserved forever in a safe place
>Hey David, its me Finn. Listen, I need your help here...
MUMMMMAAAAA!!!!!!
>>3080890what a cursed jersey
>>3080890Why are cs twitter fags treating this as a 9/11? Wow some muzzies fucked up a vitality pc cafe and took a mickey mouse trophy (even more mickey mouse since they had the trohpy on a fucking pc cafe instead of their hq LMAO). Paris has riots every other day who cares.
>>3080964it's the Failconsfag crashing out with aislop cause his shit team lost to a tier 2 team (again)
>>3080884PLEASE
I don't know what to think about kyousuke, he's not even playing well on faceit anymore, used to have the most aesthetic aim in the world and now karrigan's looks superior
>>3080705kek i actually do believe this, i have never seen HLTV post a news article like this before and there were opportunities for it, like when k0nfig got into a fistfight at a nightclub and such
the 3rd place match will be spicier than the final tomorrow lolit was sweet of BB to eliminate Failclowns but winning in a bo5 is nigh on impossible. they secured the Major though, so mission accomplished for them.
>>3080715honestly i did too, i gotta apologizei am still not sold on stavn being a real awper so i won't call them good yet, but they deserve respect for the grind they did recently, and especially Krimbo
>>3081065they might surprise. They sure did on dust2 and miragedon't forget how furia's last bo5 went
>>3081101they wont winim in semen retention since before thunderpick so furia is secured to winill also be on semen retention for the next events so expect furia in every final>>3030455
>>3081101furia were so unlucky in that major final. everything was going falcons' way, all the little details, all the timings. like against vitality and spirit btw.
>>3081065i think bb only had to win a single match at bucharest to 100% guarantee majorbut now they're making stage 2 with a chance for stage 3
why won't failcucks play cache
>>3081120yeah but the final wasn't closebut they really needed the fluke rounds vs vitality and spirit
>>3081065if bb can beat falcons they can beat furia, but I'd rather see fallen get his one last trophy, and yeah the 3rd place decider will definitely be more entertaining either way
>>3081125same reason they didn't play anubis before the last one
nip is actually cookingyeah they got eliminated last at thunderpick but they faced falcons and aurora
where the fuck are FUT?
>>3081271they were outside of the invite range for EPL, no idea why they declined Thunderpick
>>3081271launx was right, the org are incompetent
I didn't bother watching falcucks because I thought they would steamroll 2-0. Fucking hell, I always miss the best games.
>>3081362don't watch tomorrow3-0 furia, max 2 hours
>>3081377You think so? I'm surprised Furia even made it this far.
>>3081045there weren't irrefutable videos of k0nfig drunkenly trying to fight the guy and then getting kicked down the stairs, and hltv did make a post about him missing the major with an injury
>>3080761Can't believe Falcons did this after losing to BetBoom
betting furia is free moneybet everything you have
>yuurih: "We'd be very happy [to win this event], especially if it's against Falcons; we're trying to beat the best teams"the fallen retirement tour is gonna end with 1 trophy vs d1ledez and zorte, if thatsad way to go out
CACAAAAAAAAAAW WE ARE FLYYYYYYYIIIIIIIIING HIGH
lmao
>11/100 entryinghonestly i think karrigan listened too much to people complaining about his individual performance so he started baiting his team for stats
NiP are here
Hope you niggas are cheering for VITALITY in the VALORANT CHAMPIONS SHANGHAI GRAND FINALS#VUp!!!!!
>>3082617Damn now these hasbaratality cucks are onto another game to kill the viewership? CS, Rocket League and now Valorant.
vitdaddies got em boilin again i see
You just KNOW what ropz muttered under his breath when he heard about the Vitality Paris situation.
WTF is ESIC doing to stop the Vitality office looting?Completely useless organization.
kwabquest
karrigan fragging out is so funny
wallah les fr3r0tstrophée en argent, 2000€dm moi wallah suuuh
well well well falc0ns choking
love seeing my boy Point Disarray make an appearance in pro play
>open stream>just to watch the two awps of aurora jump into monesy's crosshair, one by onecontest of who is throwing the hardest, I see. As expected from that matchup
damn jimmy is cracked
lol
>>3083648only comes alive during the big games
WE GO AGAIN
>>3082509the nasty thing I'd do to suns1de, those depressed looking eurasian birds are my weakness
ICE COLD
my nigga j1m1...
holy kyxsan clean up
x0nt0res is so fucking bad
>>3083673come Istanbul and say to our face lan
>>3083673you know what they say, ugly on the outside bad at cs on the inside
HAHAHAHAHA
Isnt it a bit weird combo, smoking b tunnels by T's and flashing it expecting someone to push the smoke, and then an awper pushes the smoke and dies full blind
what was that?
>>3083694you have to be under 70iq to get it
kyousuke has to be one of the most retarded T1 players it's insane, why would you push a tunnels smoke ?
>kyousuke
>>3083696The NiP-Amkal of tier 1
How can Kyousuke improve his IQ?
>>3083694Looks like Aurora expected something like that from kyousuke
getting real sick and tired of this shit dying all the time
Aleksib got a suspended sentence for tax fraud
>>3083769finland best land, all these pro fuckers are getting paid in malta, luxemburg or andorraaleksib just got caught
>>3083774I will respect them more if they hanged white collar criminals in general. So much damage is caused by corruption in every country
comparing this to the melbourne final hurts, what are these retards doing ?
wicacadia
>>3083769I couldn't care less about tax ""fraud"" which is just an individual not paying 50% of their income to the state for no good reason.
>>3083792most young folx know fuckall about tax proceedingsif it doesnt happen automatically by the employer theres gonna be issues
>get involved with ukies>become jew many such cases
>>3083795yeah happens a lot, especially a lot of tradies becoming self employed have no fucking clue they don't get to spend their entire incomes before doing their taxes and whatnot.
falcons disband please
it's been over a year of kyousuke and it feels like he keeps getting worse instead of adapting
can't spell aurora without aura>can't spell falcons without cons
>aurara
>>3083839I wish they did and that th player buyouts would normalize, can't stand these player changes to get into the easy regions
>>3083848 wouldnt do much to the gambling companies in the russian region buying up players in the academy phase
>>3083769but how will this affect NAVI performance?
>>3083854it's better than the -broky +broky moves or keeping the same players that do not work for 2 years straight
why is the final bo3?
feels bad for niko, that attempt at getting the AK was so painful
>>3083868
>not even good at 3rd place deciders anymorefucking disband and retire
good for jimi
>disband after winning the biggest major that only happened 4 times in history
>>3083868gigga...
Are we seriously celebrating 3rd place now? it's basically no different from an exhibition match.
mickey mouse cup, we're saving strats for the major, trust the process#FalconsAreHere
>>3083893It would be pretty funny if they actually won another major
Holy kek falcucks lost again
>>3083864When is Broky coming back...
AHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAA
Another successful Falcons tournament!
>>3083868>>3083889>>3083906>>3083908
>>3083912my secondary goat spitting truth again
>>3083893That should've been a walk in the park for the Falcons lmao, the competition was so mediocre it's unbelievable.
>>3083912>anime is for faggots
turns out kyxsan was the real 3rd place goat all along, not falchads
got I hate when I don't mind who wins a final
>>3083940thats the norm for mostLike I follow aurora and navi and if they're not playing Im not watching. I could sometime in the past muster up interest for "eu vs usa team" and root against usa team but these days everyones some mutt mix.I've no idea how people like thoorin can watch matches just to comment on them later on.
Are the HLTV articles written by AI or is it a guy using a template each time?
i wouldn't mind ynk unbuttoning his shirt a little more
another tranny has hit flyquest red
sucks to be right below the line huhlike if you just won that 1 match you could've made it too bad, time to grind another set of 50 tier 3 matches
>>3084035Is navi going to make it? I was hoping they wouldnt because it would be funny as shit and navi needs changes
>>3084070I personally like how they're holding onto the "attending all majors" record
>>308407099% yes after couple epl match winsThey could lose every match at pgl next week but its not likely.They dont have money to buy anyone so it doesnt even matter.
>>3084070No.
just a lil warmup before bucharest#DIADEFVRIA
Why are we using this thread again?Anyways it's a bad day to be brown skinned and brown eyed like OP kek, Kyxsama redeemed, b0tniggan lost.
>>3084091baldlet
molokek fears moscovite
challenged to a fight he runs away in tears
>nade B before rush so the guy with dullies can't strafe That's really cool.
nerf scout reeeeeeeeeeeeee
yay fallen!
kscerato seu safado
Fallen watched some vit eco rounds I see.
why wont they just wallband the fucking box? betboom would have won two rounds just by shooting here
>>3084199They're too exposed to be trigger raping.
>>3079655>>3079671lmao
>Karrigan rage cheating >still losing HOW
>>3084256Nah that's likely a brain fart when he saw 3 people there.
>>3084256
>>3084261>>3083736actually i though same thing and stream immediately went down
>>3084261>>3084260sure sureexplain this classic. his OG hack dev is back and all his sus clip looks the same.
>>3084256>>3084261He's not cheating, retard.
>>3084261>>3084256I'm not cheating retard
>>3082617I didn't know Jamppi plays for Vitality and is actually doing well in that game, glad for him
>>3084270>his best event ever.>his best HS% ever>2 best HS% in playoffs.>4th overallwhile playing like hes possessed.
>Yekindar with a fever owning the russiansIs prime Furia real again?
>>3083893coming up on 5 years in cs, 1.5 trophies
Furia rage cheating for vrs points
>>3084299They're looking good but they have an absolutely hellish schedule ahead. They're playing literally every tournament on the calendar to the end of the season.
>Even in death, his spirit (blatantly cheating on LAN) continues to shine.
notice how this schizo jonathan E lover accusses everyone of cheating but never his beloved players from sp0r0t even though magixx and donk are very clearly toggling
>>3084323good point
>>3084326>>3084323Jon E says good point to his own post lmao
>>3084336Jon E the spanish kankerfaggot is the reason I'm posting here and not on HLTV. If he actually posts itt I would literally trace his IP and kill him
>>3084340good riddance
Why did BB pick a map they lost thrice in a row recently
>>3084340hes Indian, larping as a Spaniard.
>>3084350This him?
for that nigga goatko, m0nesy, the lion, the professor, goatscerato and goatkindar are toggling but he never say anything about this faceit project rathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBf7ETS0RSY&t=85shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBf7ETS0RSY&t=299shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEZkvgWSC0U&t=81shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEZkvgWSC0U&t=104shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEZkvgWSC0U&t=268shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEZkvgWSC0U&t=298s
>>3084364Everyone knows about D0nk's toggles, he is just too big to fall. Imagine him being exposed, what would it imply for the entire scene? So we just look the other way and cheer like a bunch of sheeps.
man you guys are retardedcya when the major starts
>>3084374I always togglepost during majors, it brings me great joy
>>3084359Saaaar
>>3084364>>3084373Jonathan E.It's you, you are easily spotted lol.And none of your links work plus if there was a single clip people would know, they would have been spammed all day every where.You are just ass blasted that vitality gets exposed as cheaters you Indian low life.Isn't it funny how you rage now like a little money, because you cant just ban people :)
^blud unironically saying "if i cant see it, it doesnt exist"
you niggas are so schizo istg
>>3084447dirty cheater zywoo, these are clips and he has 100s of these.you have to post csgo highlights as evidence lmao
>>3084465>>3084447
kek ts nigga, when i get on my pc im gonna expose your little midget rat and his fat girlfriend
>>3084477Why are you talking like this. You are Indian.
can someone link this thread on /v/ too we need more schizos
>the "rage cheating" schizo is russianironic
>>3084522Jon E you are really cute, how you try to larp as a white guy.
>>3084529same goes to you russian boy lmao
>>3084530Admitting you are Jonathan E and you are Indian kek.I am White, 191cm tall, blue eyes, 17cm dick. Full head of hair and beard and Danish.Everything you wish to be.
is no one discussing the match?
>>3084552nocall the moderators maybe they'll move us to trash
>>3084543benchod. you are lower caste compared to indians.
>>3084552Jonathan E cant larp on his 50 personas if someone is stunlocking him XD
>that retard dying trying to get the AK instead of finishing off whatever was left on ramp
>>3084571steel warned people of this 12 years ago
LMAO boombl4
FIXING BO5S FOREVER AND ETERNITY;>First to 2-0 OR first to 3 This way we don't have to sit through the torture of a team getting 2 maps them giving away 1 or 2 pity maps before finishing it off but if the opponent actually turns out to be Grand Final material the game turns into a BO5.Thoughts?
>reach 7-1>shell shocks start and now you choke the map awaypoor brazilians
>molodoy 0.80 rating for that maplmao peak retardationmaybe hltv should work on fixing the rating system instead of putting ai slop on the site
if s1ren and zorte played like this betboom would be top 5but i doubt it happens more than 1 map
>>3084587just shows he wasn't that impactfull. it takes into account everything, like opening kills, not outnumbering your opponents, etc...
>>3084599You would know, wouldn't you jeetboy?
>>3084603bloody bastard
>>3084599according to Hltv he is closer to Boombla who had a disasterclass map with 6 kills in 35 rounds, than to Yekindar who had similar score to him.it's not that he wasn't impactful it's that their calculations are probably retarded because ner0 doesn't know maths (or CS) well enough to judge probabilities mid round. something is off.realistically he has to have at least 1.00 rating or so, he was the best player on CT for Furia, convincingly.
>>3084630Moloboy is a low impact AWP abuser who only goes for cheap shots
>>3084543>blue eyesonly one poster has proved their blue eyes and it wasn't you
I can post a picture of me but you wouldn't be able to guess whether I am Spanish, Italian or Punjabi
>>3084644Which low IQ person would post their Iris online on 4chan, which is just a Mossad board atp
>>3084543>white>191cm tall>blue eyes>17cm dick>posting on 4chan on a Sunday afternoonEven if it's true, you're not better than him.
gg
furia can still take nuke tho
>>3084772t.
I miss when pac0ner was the only schizo itt. Now we have cheatingschizo, joneschizo, jeetschizo etc.
>>3084543Wait a second, pac0ner IS the jeetschizo? kekekekekek
feels like this always happens on nuke. we start seeing a ct comeback and but t's just win with a tec9 rush anyway.
these paid fans out here really shouting whoomp there it is after every round won
magno so goated
>>3084655dang bro, i can see the brown in your eyes
>>3084805JonE is the zywoo schizo.
>>3084824keeeeeeek
>>3082682>>3082691>>3082712>>3082923bad day to be pac0ner
everyone stfu and enjoy this masterpiece
>>3084472>>3084465hope you dont shut up and also denounce this little rat you cover so much
look at this little toggler shaking his crosshair cuz he killed frozen and didnt expect his shit to stop locking
>>3084903do you play the game ? and if yes what's your elo ?
his girlfriend locking and shootting while flashed
>>3084903Ah yes, the dick aimbot.
retired fat no longer covering for flash and info locking through the smoke when no falcon player made any noise
>>3084925Chopper in his dying days was super blatant, completely gloves off.
samefagging retarded schizo
>>3084896You are legit silver Jonathan E.>spots him>crosshair never is even close to him during the "lock"You are legit retarded XDDthat's your big reveal?? >>3084899most common pre im in cs2>>3084903fully running ct gets aimed at due to sound cue>>3084907>lets shoot at a smoke that cts like to push, and yes frozen stopped and donk heard it. listen to the comms video or the demoyou legit are max 5k >>3084916>PRO AIMS AT THE ONE CHOKE ENEMIES CAN COME OUT OFWAHHHHT>>3084925posts literally anything, retard chopper aimed at the wall, couldnt see anything aims to the right to see them walk through.but didn't you want to expose donk.you posted 3 clips all not sus one 5 year old csgo clip which exposes your low IQ and game knowledge XDzywoo is legit hard locking every game.
this match is legitimately very entertaining, way more than i expectedwhat a hold from yuurih
>>3084977I don't acknowledge bo5s, for me this game concluded with a 2-1 win to Betboom
>>3084896He sees him.Doesnt need to aimlock for info, which is why he doesnt even aimlock, is not near him.Because as you can see, he sees him.
>10-2 halfouch
another 5 mapper KINOfest btw
clitty leaking cuz i exposed his midget hero and his fodders kek
>>3084985also pros have a massage colour grading setup that makes it easier to figure out characters through a smoke. Which that faggot would know if he didn't only watch cheating 'highlights'
>>3084996You spent your sunday evening to create and post the most random non cheating clips ever.i am so maaad nooo.>>3084998Hes legit ill. Donk has thousands of games, you'd think hed find one coincidence lol. Or a sus clip from faceit or anything.Not even that. He has to post csgo clips.
Mirage is such a shit map to play and especially to watch. More CT sided than CSGO Nuke.
magn1j3z
yo clip that s1ren aimlock schizobro
wtf is Yekindar doing there
s1ren toggling lmao
wonder what happened to the latvian cuckanon with the green ak and y0kindar stickers
togglefest is ON
>>3085051hey you know who needed a pc swap this game btw
you almost never see aim snap like that desu
notice how this jonty lover doesnt say shit about russian teamszorte is currently info toggling through walls and smokes by jiggling his crosshair a bitbut this fag doesnt say anything about it, only zypoo, and other players are important for himfuria is not 3-0 and 13-0 because bb is toggling
ts is more entertaining than faltroon's matches
you gotta be fucking kidding me
>>3085029yeah valve needs to remove it from the pool, it's been long overdue. Only changes I could see that would help Ts without completely changing how the map is played are>allowing the drop from the first window of B apps>removing some of the angles on B, like the one where only the head sticks out, and still is hard to spot since we no longer have map skins
>>3085069he does it again here but with his smoke on handsshameless toggler
>>3085076I've said it before: a tunnel from underpass to bench on B
what do we think of cpl_strike's B entrance
cloud9 (the feeling and the team)-machine
>>3085046>>3085051>>3085055>>3085067>>3085073He did the twitter tranny aim skipping thing, doesnt seem like a lock.but i do think some of the bb player cheat.
>failtroons lost>p00ria lostgood day
>>3085102LOL
>>3085083nah the tunnel would be way too long, be a strong offensive point for CTs and wouldn't make B much weaker
they made the callesports is fake btw
>>3085094Idk, I just rush mid-A.
>>3085029Also just as I said this Betboom is rapidly winning a lost game after switching to CT side
I had forgotten there was a crowd kek, kinda spooked me hearing them at long last
holy shit FalleN saves the day again
unc still got it
PRESENTE
unc got hands
>past unc age>still hyper carryingI kneel to the great brazilian bear
FALLEN
karrib0tniggan could NEVER btw
ChadZillians own u lil'gog
desu a bb win could see them flip falcons stage 3 invite with a deep bucharest run that would be kino tbdesu
DIA DE FVRIAWE GO THE DISTANCE
nice finalgood casters really elevate this tournament too, Harry and Hugo combined with that Falcons-Aurora shitfest was funny as fuck, and now Machine and Spunj are casting a five mapper gf
>that echowas a piece of fabric to absorb the noise so expensive ?
>>3085166Gringosissies could never.
I hope furia will not because random euromix #65468 after fallen is gone
the honest team winning today
>>3084871Glup.
Greatest IGL ever.Greatest football player ever.
CACHEFUCKINGKINO
stop pushing Yekindar you retard
yeah the skill difference is pretty clearHappy for FVRIA Sad for Magno
Force force force
OH NO NO NO NOwesties are going to win another trophie again
PRESENTE. Old man wants this last trophy bad.
western brazil vs eastern brazil
>>3085281>westiesbrazil is BRICS
>>3078935>don't care who is playing in the team, i'm still going to support themyou sound like one of those boomers who support football teams full of niggers
BB look buckbroken on the camerai'm afraid it's over
>>3085288it'll probably feel like a real one after this 5 mapper too, don't think it would if it was the 3-0 everyone expected
Oh he wants it THAT bad....
PRESENTE!!1
FalleN playing like it's 2016
PAPA FALLEN DON'T RETIRE
holy based
BASEDUnc remembers
cyka blyat davai blyat kak eto blyat syka
>>3085293they're westoids
Ziggers COLLAPSING
>throws 2 maps just to absolutely rape BB on the decider of a bo5that's sadistic
>>3085293They are only brics when it's in the interest of the pol zigger
i hate that rat angle under vent
>>3085139>>3085296Brown hands type these posts.
today you will remember
Browns own u lilblvd
experience diff, when was the last time anyone on BB was in a 5 mapper? Fallen can fix a gassed out team in his sleep
S1ren was aim locking yekindar on mid btw
THE SOVIET UNION IS COLLAPSING AGAIN
I SPOKE TOO SOON
Falcons would've brutally raped pooria btw. The mercyful lion decided bum fallen had to get 1 more before he retires. Oh mercygan thank you for everything!
BB kids don't have the mentality to survive a Bo5
DIA DE FVRIA DIA DE FVRIA DIA DE FVRIA DIA DE FVRIA DIA DE FVRIA DIA DE FVRIA DIA DE FVRIA DIA DE FVRIA DIA DE FVRIA DIA DE FVRIA DIA DE FVRIA DIA DE FVRIA DIA DE FVRIA DIA DE FVRIA DIA DE FVRIA DIA DE FVRIA DIA DE FVRIA DIA DE FVRIA DIA DE FVRIA DIA DE FVRIA DIA DE FVRIA DIA DE FVRIA DIA DE FVRIA DIA DE FVRIA DIA DE FVRIA DIA DE FVRIA DIA DE FVRIA DIA DE FVRIA DIA DE FVRIA DIA DE FVRIA DIA DE FVRIA DIA DE FVRIA DIA DE FVRIA DIA DE FVRIA DIA DE FVRIA DIA DE FVRIA DIA DE FVRIA DIA DE FVRIA DIA DE FVRIA DIA DE FVRIA DIA DE FVRIA DIA DE FVRIA DIA DE FVRIA DIA DE FVRIA DIA DE FVRIA DIA DE FVRIA
kwab
Ziggers kids mentally shattered
YEK1NDAR YEK1NDAR YEK1NDAR YEK1NDAR YEK1NDAR YEK1NDAR YEK1NDAR YEK1NDAR YEK1NDAR YEK1NDAR YEK1NDAR YEK1NDAR YEK1NDAR YEK1NDAR YEK1NDAR YEK1NDAR YEK1NDAR YEK1NDAR YEK1NDAR YEK1NDAR YEK1NDAR YEK1NDAR YEK1NDAR YEK1NDAR
Am I correct in thinking that T side pretty much concedes mid and just focuses on executing A/B through main?
>>3085390it is known
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
Vira lata macacos celebrating this makes me violently ill... I wish Vitality was here to brutally crush them.
Prime FaZe would never allow this, especially not on our map
Sopa de macaco uma delicia WON
kek basedgg
Furia's rape run last year started with the thunderpick title win. Do what you want with this information....
they did it. 5 maps game with sick yekendar and boomer fallen.
>>3085427this entire map is mid control, if you try to make a T play without some sort of vent/Z/highway lurk you will not have much success
>>3085432 here, I'm trans btw.
we know bb won this anyways
>>3085447no it started with Fissure actually
humiliation for bb looollllll
>magnojizz
Best final of the year, kinda nice it not being a 3-0
I blame Faze for this. Ever since they brutally raped Furia in rivals event they've been rage toggling.
honest team wonFUCK TOGGLERS#DIADEFVRIA
>>3085481It's crazy how well Fallen is playing in his retirement year.
BB can go home with their heads held high.
as much as i hate failtroons they definitely would've raped p00ria
>>3085481nice team effort from Furia, nobody was bad really
>>3085503They lost to the team Furia beat twice this week.
>>3085512it's not hierarchical lilbro
>>3085512doesn't mean anything.
>>3085517and>>3085514here, sorry for samefagging, I'm trans.
>>3085530lame
>>3085530transphobia is anti-brazilian btw
>lose the world cup to hated nords>lose election to hated americans>b-but a mickey mouse CS eventkek macacos
>>3084818>>3085432>>3084162>>3084172>>3085541
go to sleep pac0nerp00ria is not yours to hate
>>3085541It's just a game, why do you have to be mad?
Today I'm going to drink gringo tears
>>3085296if you weren't so stupid you'd actually guess where i'm from and my skin color
Can Ruzzians win ANYTHING anymore?
>>3085751Only if the arabs ever want to fund a dream team.
>>3085549zero aura
ranking two months ago and now.
>>3086617where is faze now
>>3086687#19, lel.
>>3086617was that the lowest Vitality ranking since VRS has been introduced?
KWAAAAAAAAAB KWAB KWAAAAAAAAAAAAB
>>3086852#BeatTheOdds
>>3086852no idea who they are
>>3086617>>3086751Why did NA fell so hard? There was always at least one NA team in high level.
>>3086912a betting company that couldnt beat other betting companies in locking 14y olds into academy contracts I guess
>>3087205valorant
>>3086617So kind of Mercifulwoo to let his opponents get ahead for a bit
>>3085296where did I say I don't care who is playing on NiP?
BLAST bros... Maui bros.... I don't feel so good...
>>3087594Its over for Danish CS, even their TO is collapsing
s1mple plays soon :)
>>3087594is it intentional? blast did the same thing to pgl in the past, but is it pgl doing it now?
s1mple finna boutt... what am I saying, they are going to lose to these randoms, aren't they?
>>3087831they will win this time
>>3087831they recently made a super star roster change so they're sure to win
my boy DEPRESHN will dab on s1mple
it will be funny if mongolz lose to alliance an don't make the major
>>3087792yes and teams sided with pgl now, i remember the pgl ceo calling them out on xitter
>Don't report sticker money to the taxman.
VITALITY OFFICE UNDER ATTACK HAHAHAHAHAH
>>3088384>be me from a 3rd world shithole>nobody chimps out so I can steal high end pcsfuck my life
Zywoo exposed as the biggest baiter lolRemember how people claimed donk gets the most trade kills KEKZywoo all he does it bait all game for rating.
>>3088425
s1mple getting humbled by some teenagers
taz is the goat coachin the half time break he said "bring me the pistol and get this map over with asap"
>>3088425>baitzywoo pretty much never baits, the only time in recent history I have seen him bait was in the epl 24 grandfinal on inferno pistol round ct side, he didn't swing with flamez, he stayed hidden sandbags.
>>3088528According to HLTV this isn't baiting lul.You only bait if you kill someone within one second of your teammate taking damage kek.I think it's telling that non-Pro players are working at HLTV creating these metrics.If you ask any Pro>"what is baiting" They would say killing someone after 2 seconds after they kill a teammate or delt damage to your teammate, with the max range of 10 seconds.Calling killing someone within one second baiting is diabolical.
zyGODzyDEITYzyASCENDED
zyPOOINLOO
asap isn't very good on the server, but by virtue of not being electronic he looks to have vastly improved the vibes in the team
>>3088550all of these are buzzwords anyway. what I said with the zywoo example is pure baiting, a spinx speciality btw. trading a teammate or shooting at an opponent who's busy shooting at your teammate isn't baiting, it's counter strike, it's teamplay.
bcg qualified for double elimination bracket, hard games against highschoolers, but they did it.
>>3088568based
According to HLTV, Launx is the best entry player in 2026.Donk is 19th, behind jcobb LOLI know who my goat is... (i'm romanian)
>>3088590Entry is when someone dies.Donk kills people more often than dying, hence his entry stats isnt going up.Bad players die more often.Alos you need people to trade you, donk has shiro, magix, zontix bait their tits off(not baiters btw accroding to hltv lmao)so they dont trade and his entry rating isnt going up.
>>3088590isn't launx unemployed
>>3088590donk is a pure entry skill wise, the best at entrying but he's not often used as the first guy to clear a corner or entering a bombsite, it's normal teamplay, you can't sacrifice your best player, whenever donk is with someone, he'll rarely be the first guy in front.
>>3088597That people still don't understand this is baffling.
so basically donk is like blameF, a baiterthank you HLTV stats for facts
why are pajeets so fucking retarded
>>3088675Respect the head of FBI please sir
>>3088665nikkiz0r, aren't you getting tired lol.How much Mephedrone do you take daily lol.>>3088675and yes hes a proto Indian, living in russia. hates donk, because donk is the acutal good looking version of him.Donk is not insecure about his height he is.Donk is proud of his asian roots, he isnt.He legit is larping as an American, begging for a green card online.Creating dozens of accounts to hate on spirit.He was bullied by russians for his fucked up looks.you maybe remember someone called Wardy on twitter and hltv.thats him.He is a zywoo fanboy because russians were s1mple fans, and he is a zywoo stan to spite them lol.Thats the only reason.the biggest zywoo stan is a drug addict to spite s1mple fans, who bullied him for his looks.Now donk comes along and he just uses him as his proxy for all russians, in addition donk is his actual better-looking self, who isnt a massive insecure freak LMAO.
>>3088718nobody believe your drivel bro. you are clearly showing signs of schizoism. stop acting like a weirdo.
>>3088654>>3088636Donk isnt even in the top20 of trade fraggers
>>3088718holy, there's no coming back from this
>>3088732nikkiz0r, your life is so shit xd.living in a country that you hate, because you got one shot by westoid proaganda.And you can't even leave, even tho you BEG for a green card to the US.Someone could do the funny and report you to the FSB and they could go through all your comments and see how much you hate them.
>>3088748of course you'd reply as if I was that random guy, how surprising. jfc.
donk might not even be the #3 in 2026 the way these stats paint the picturelooking grim for the so-called "GOAT"
>>3088777are you legit retarded lol.he's top1
>>3088777grim 2nd best entry itw btw
liquid
>>3089001xd
Damn, Poloolpp got brutally raped
zypoo #1 again with 0 highlights + superteam + baiting every roundd2nk #2 again with ak/deagle/m4 drop ever round + 3 foddersm0nesy robbed again while being more skilled, more risky and less team demanding
>>3089072>m0nesy robbed again while being more skilled, more risky and less team demandingLol may0nesy has FeCeS and The Lion as bait.
>>3089072zywoo and monesy will always be better than donk because it's way harder to be awper than diva rifler like donk
>>3089094Literally Magnojez can awp and zorte and ropz.Awping is the easiest part of cs.Especially when you can bait like zywoo and monesy in super teams LOL.Zywoo literally couldnt get to finals without apex and flamez and ropz and mezii life game every second game.Where was zywoo at cologne? bounty? Porto? EWC?The second apex and flamez and ropz life game again, zywoo becomes good again LOL.You indians have such selective memeoryDonk best period was in 2025 and you claimed because his team is bad he gets more kills LOLZywoos team became bad, he had his worst period ever.The same happened in 2025.Jon E. you writing style is so obvious.
Liquidmutts, explain
d0nk so skilledhe has ak and deagle every round + 5 flashes behind him and the fat or tn0r dying for him now he #1 in his delusional headm0nesy solo open with nerfed awp in 2026m0nesy dont use the lion and teses as baitm0nesy better survival in every roundm0nesy more rounded player, good rifle and best awpd0nk? 0 utility 0 awp 100 tabs per round to check his stats
>>3089125Donk as the awper in Failclowns, they win every single event.Donk as the awper in Vitality, they'd win more events and donk would have a higher rating, break every single record, as he could bait in a super team like zywoo lol.I cant even think about zywoo or monesy reach a single playoff with magix, zontix chopper LMAOZONTIX CHOPPER MAGIX
so delusionalhe dont remember magixx lifegaming and saving d0nk ass from mouz (lol)or d0nk silent raging while sh1ro, magixx, zont1x and tn1r trying to winor hally begging d0nk to activate while he rage and other try to wini remember m0nesy carrying falcons to finals in blast rivals then winning mvp even when he losed0nk play in superteam when he dont take all the resources to gain statsdelusional
>>3089150Vita and falcons are the only super teams and you know it.Again Donk in zywoos or monesy spot would have more wins and better ratings.Donk being targeted by 3 people while shiro zontix and tn1r cant use the same to do plays.4 People attacking donks spots while shiro is running around back and forth with his knife in his handsnikkiz0r xd
delusionalvs faze btw lol
>>3089183Major Final btw xdNikki, you on drugs again?
congratulationsi'm leavingseriously
>>3089214the mongolz made a major final?
>>3089261How new are you xdYES
>>3089268only been watching about 6 yearsmust've been before my time or completely forgettable
>>3089297wahhhhhthat was last year.but it's the vita era, ofc its forgettable.
>vita era
>>3089308>*cancels ur era and takes ur trophies*Vitasissies how do we cope?
when does faze play?
>>3089118part-time draft dodgers are just too strong for Liquid in the big '26, please understand
faze mentioned
>>3089429kek
zywoo got his country in war same as s1mple now s1mple doens't have the same excuse for why he's been underperformingzywoo better? i think so
>>3089735israel are the aggressor/invader though
>>3089764good one XD
what have you achieved this year?
>>3088425>bait all game for rating.and his team win everything. no one care. you are just a hater who doesn't like the sport.
>Magnojez extends BETBOOM contractSpirit er-ack
>>3090457He already did before the major, so idk why people bring that up now, i guess because some Telegram slob account needed engagement so he reposted the same quote.Plus, Magno is playing the same roles donk plays in, so why the fuck would they get him.
when do they play tho
in 10 hours#FaZeUP
>>3087594>>3087792LETS FUCKING GO PGLFUCK BL0STONLY GOOD THING TO COME OUT OF THEM WERE THE 1V1 SHOWDOWNS AND THE WAITING MUSIC DUDUDUDUDUDU
>>3088564AUSSIE VIBES ARE IMMACULATE#TDUUP
>>3089135MAG1XX CARRIED D2NK TO HIS MAJOR WIN DOE
>>3090995https://www.hltv.org/matches/2399610/faze-vs-astral-digital-crusade-draculan-season-7ASTRAL (THE TEAM NOT THE PROJECTION) IS FINISHED#FAZETHEFUCKUP
>digital crusade draculan season 7kek the literal the bottom of the barrel
>https://www.hltv.org/matches/2399613/bbl-vs-bcgame-digital-crusade-draculan-season-7s1mple on his way to get revenge against BBL
It's actually mad that Nafany is going to be at another major
Blastralis
https://www.reddit.com/r/cs2/comments/1xam3wu/oupsy/Aleksib being interviewed by the Finnish rozzers
Its compulsive at this point lmao.donk made him gay, now he has to keep talking about him in a thread about how hltv is failing business, largely because of his moderation, where he bans people who are funnier and smarter than him.Jonathan E truly should end his own life.Imagine being 40 on drugs and jerking it to donk ai porn.
>>3092543mastermind bobi, first we pay taxes but then we don't, top3 igl for sure
Fazefags asleep? Also s1mple is mogging on the viewership
we're losing to astral
It's their map, we'll get them on mirage and cache
damn, faze is getting kinda raped
>>3093005they are cheatingwhere is aimlock truther when you need him
>>3093010it's lan
>>3093010if they're cheating, I'd expect more than just four rounds...
>>3093012My sweet summer child
faze discord is not gonna like this...
how is it possible frozen is this shit?
Mother of god faze what the fuck?
>>3093032it's too early in the morning for him
is he getting into top 20?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sWGp5oP63fI
we will rape on mirage
Faze is getting disrespected
Fazebros..
>>3093040lollmao even
faze just won their first tournament in 3 years and things are already going bad again?
>>3093079
FaZe comeback starts NOW
s1mple 16-4 132 adrdoubters?
it only took a map and a 6 rounds but Faze got these kids figured out now. Six rounds is all they get!
>>3093110ct nuke doesn't count
Faze doubters status???
Surely bcg won't choke a 12-2 lead..
The GOAT is so back, ez win
"s0mple le washed"
jcobbb saving faze yet again, I see
This gxx person is kinda sus if you ask me
I've seen enough, Faze is so back it's unreal.
Liquidbros, how are we holding up?
>>3093216yeah..
liquid were up 9-3 at the half, won the pistol to make it 10-3, and are now losing 10-12xd
>>3093220they were leading 10:3...
uh liquid?
oh no no no... pfff-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
naf retireelige retiremalbsmd retirei don't even care about jt and jorko
0 map wins
remember when this liquid started the season by 2-0'ing g2 and vitality and we thought they were back?
LIQUID!!!
in dota, na got folded into the "rest of the world" like asia+aus and basically thats gonna happen soon to them in cs too
well well wellturns out that PolskaGODS were not the problem after all...
were we too harsh?
>>3093394No.
This iteration of Liquid really blew all their wins on their first two series plus a T3 NA LAN. Time for another reshuffle?
Ez for Faze, wasn't even close, never doubted.
Is faze back to getting paid by the round?
Apologize
not a single mention of BCG clinching the major??
>>3093079They never make it look easy
>>3093465magog hates cheaters
>>3093476true, only the cheatjeets love zywoo
my goat doesn't have an esl wire ban
its worse he had a vac banned account
>>3093481hahatruthnuke
End of the road for faze.
>>3093710?beat furia, lose to navi, beat mongolz, beat falcons
>>3093720Faze ain't getting past this new PUNISHED Furia.
End of the road for vitality.
https://youtu.be/KmrKZ2UAXzQ?t=11
New craft magogbrehs, was a bit hesitant on adding the stabz sticker slab (since he betrayed f1z1 cl1n) but still went with it...
>>3089429>terrorists win
>>3095532Nigga stop posting these 2 dollar ass crafts
>poorfags do be seething about FaZe Gawds
>>3095730
FazeKEKS
4chan jews tried to shut it down since FaZe were gaining power...
United States of Israel almost got us
>DracuLan Major going on>can't even have quality discussions about FaZe with the bros at the 'gogFucking security bullshit thing, ruined the whole day
faze is back. we're making the major.
botcuckkwab
If BCG loses to Eternal Fire, it'll be BCG vs Faze KINO
bbc actually finna lose this
>>3096568its happening
>>3096568KINO confirmed
bibisibros...we lost but we actually won.
they woulda won with elec
12 hours of faze and the gog was out of action baka. Glad the boys pulled thru, their chance at the major is now at 90% I believe
Nice we won.
How is Taz not hammering into this team to 1. clear every angle every time; and 2. stop ego repeeking like retards. They lose so many rounds to stupid shit.
schizo exposed zypoo and togglertality so hard mossad had to shutdown this site
i hope 100t makes it
>s0mple vs f0zekek battle of the washed up shitters
Tomorrow the views are gonna be off the charts
Faze is kinda cooked here. BBC will of course ban nuke here.
>>3096654that last map was completely on Magisk. Really horrible CT side from him. The way him and senzu played B site cache is gross they were always so disconnected. they shouldn't have lost that 3v1 on A site in regulation either
s1mple is going to GAPE and RAPE
never mind they let nuke through
>>3098816Mercyple learning from Mercywoo and Mercygan to give his opponents a chance
>>3098835so much for mercy kek
b1b1c1 wonned BTW
reminder that F1Ze already guaranteed the Major, we don't care about this mickey mouse tournament anymore LMAO
>>3098903>reminder that F1Ze already guaranteed the Majorits not GUARENTEED but close enough. they'd have to be very unlucky to miss the major even if they lose every series they play until the invites go out
Damn bcg got hands
>>3098914they another event. They just need to not play like shit and they're guaranteed an invite.
>>3098939>they another event.fazejeets...
>>3092913>>3088718Another Indian crashing out lmaoWhy do jeets love zypoo so much and hate donk.>Jonathan E jeet>pipebom jeet>zywoo skizto nikkizor jeet>humblewood indianAnd what caste do you guys think they are? 100% Shudra cattle
FaZe donk confirmed???
these niggas can't defend for shit
raped
is bcg t1 now?
>>3098967>washed bums versing>kinoyeah roooght>>3098957I'm convinced they are just vitas bot farm or hltv getting paid off.Nowhere zywoo is liked or talked about or gets numbers, but on hltv kekindustry plantwoo
Damn twistzz was actually calling ok yesterday... But today he's getting gaped by magisk. I guess it was all just a dream...
>>3099150no shame in losing to 4x major champion
bc are so sus, play like they have info, mzinho gets passed, randomly checks past himself. Simple gets past in warehouse, randomly pre aims him around the wall. It's like so thorough that it almost looks unreal
4 rounds on t side is pretty good, if Faze wins pistols they 100% win this
magisk is a bad ig-
MAGISKstill a beast!
this tier-2 game has 142k viewers
>>3099211This is tier aura, above tier 1 boring garbage.
>>3099211>best two mongolian/asian players>two CS:GOATs>fazenot surprising
>>3099211S1mples mafia brother botting.
>>3099211*153k
>17-10even the fucking diversity hire is looking good against faze
>>3099233>40k mongolianslol
vitogglerty kato finals vs mouz less viewers than this t2 match lmao
>>3099250Lmao.
>bcg failing to close against an eco on nuke and losing in otNot again..
OT is crazy work
When I was watching the stream faze was getting BTFO, so I turned off the stream. Now I'm back and they made it to OT? That's the trick bros... I just gotta close the stream.
s0mple is once again getting raped by daneGOD awper...
>>3099318Not so fast
lobby's closed
so, we all agree right?asap's better than 2026 electronic
SO. f0ze.
>>3099376not so fast
>>3099369half of this thread is better than 2026 electronic
twistzz thinks he's karrigan
>>3099380SO. f0ze.
kino game
what do we do when jijihao wins?
>>3099391>we're already on the major>we didn't care>it's a banana cup>they wanted it more>twistzz's wife told him he can't play all three maps>saturn was in retrogade
Damn bcg is getting rekt
>>3099396uh bros?
kek f0zecucks>>3099174cope
Why can't he clutch when it matters?
damn Pari got blasted by Mongolzgrim
>>3100045jeets are terrible under pressurelook how they react to trains, or a small pond
>>3100045its hard when you are the igl who needs to frag like a star rifler and also have a french subhuman, a danedog with tier 2 soul, a washed up slovakian and a choker pole
word on the street is jame killed dastan
kek f0zekwabkek s0mplekwab
s1mple choked hard, 0,79 rating, missing shots
Soulfly be like "why should I get turkish hair transplant if I'm not balding??"
>>3100352m1n1 destroyed him on dust
sucks to be the TOimagine missing out on both bcg and faze in the final
>>3100507they all are cheating
https://youtu.be/0NOe9VeeuLg?si=q730BV7S7Z0tDn3w
>another big t1 tourney without f0zefoids
How come JiJieHao is European? They have an Iraqi, Palestinian and a Lebanese, shouldn't they be Asian?
>>3103271because middle east counts as eu
>>3098957This Schizoid Indian talking to himself and upboating with alt accounts will never not be funny.Jonty his pretend wise guy persona hahaha
>>3103386triggered him, creates a new thread hahaOP and first response is him btw.
jontydaddy made someone mad again huh
>s0mple lost to a random chink team
bunch of meaningless statsi just use my eyes to know if someone is a fraud or notzypoo = baiterd0nk = rifle/deagle every roundboth frauds with 0 real majors, 0 real mvps, superteam babiesm0nesy = risky awper, team player, not team demanding, plays rifle and awp, skilled movement, 1 real major, 1 real major mvpm0nesy goated, d0nk and zypoo frauds
>>3103935>skilled movement
LOL worlds is starting for all you sjokz fans
>>3103386>>3103519please just stay there
Eternal Fire won DraculanFabre is a good coach?
'morning rejects>mongolz vs auroragonna be a blast>fut vs tyloofinally gonna see fut on the server again. Will be "fun" to see which team disappoints the most I guess>spirit betboomrussian bonanza. I might put money on betboom if they odds are good>mouz vs liquidmost boring eu vs most retarded narest of the games are kinda meh. navi shitting themselves vs g2 could be fun I guess
Most midwit player?
my aurries play today :)
SunPapi is fookin back!
>>3106658unironically monesyif he didnt have god aim to save his ass he wouldnt even be top 20, plays like a spastic tard overpeeking and doing stupid flicks instead of holding an angle and not griefing the round
>>3106658meand this guy I guess >>3106690most retarded take of the day (so far)
>>3106658Kyousuke
Raise your aura and cheer for Aurora!
>>3106821valid takeshould karrigan keep fragging out or go back to micro managing him?
doubters?
did you guys have eco too
wicadia is one of the ugliest players in cs, almost spinx levels, but he's way better now that he doesn't have to listen to maj3rI'd root for him if I didn't have to look at him
>>3106926he's not looking badat least half the pros look worse
>>3106934nopehe's turkish spinx. gives me the ickI can maybe name 5 or 6 players in tier1 that look as bad or worse
>watching catboykami cs vod while waiting for aurora mongolz map2kinda makes me want to play some premierwhat are mongolz's chances? any reason to stick around?
>>3106951never mindI'm sticking around for this ass beating
Huh I thought Mongolz were finished. Aurora is no joke (can't believe I can say that now lmao)
LET'S GO LIQUID *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*
liquid is back
>>31070294.345.228th time those words were uttered
exodus got a release date? coolI thought it'd be at least a couple more years
Holy shit liquid is kinda popping off right now
>>3107050who cares? they're gonna let you down anywaymongolz actually look like a top10 team again
>>3107071I guess you were right. I went for something to eat and they are almost tied now. Fucking useless liquid, they always love to do this shit.
any naffers?
ANY NAFERS IN THE THREAD??????
was that a 1v5?
gg they still lose otdisband
my aurries are so bad :(
nice
>liquid comebackyes, give the amerimutts another dose of false hope
>>3107154I'm glad Mongolz won but I actually quite like this new look Aurora too.
>>3107261it's OK to want mongolz to be a top5 team again while wanting aurora to be a top10 team
>>3107272Aurora being top 10 is completely realistic, Mongolz being top 5 will never happen again
Tier 1 exposed yet again as a closed club of FRAUDS that jerks off to each other. Then they play against tier 2-3 and shit their pants.
lets fucking go Liquid, I got Elige and Jerkoff in my fantasy
>>3107281>Mongolz being top 5 will never happen againI can still want it to happenmongolz being in there definitely made the tournaments way more entertaining in a way no asian team has done beforeif it wasn't for mongolz doing so well, everyone would probably view asia as lost and insignificant as NA
>>3107398NA sisters, our answer?
it's over
NAFFERSAFERS
Is z0.nt1kdx even Conscious? Why doesn't he just push the smoke.Also, why the fuck do all spirit players looks like they have 1 second reaction time.What supplements are they feeding them that they all seem so lost.
>OH FUCK! YOU'RE GONNA MKE ME JORKOOOOO!
my moussies fucking suck
#LiquidIsBack
LMAO TIER 1 IS FRAUDULENT
>>3107500it's the new PGL monitors, they aren't used to 720hz yet
Shitquid...isn't shit??????
GODquid bros where we @???
>>3107564>>3107555Spirit bout to lose to bb.vita probably too.This will be a mickey mouse event, because PGL can't script events right.
>>3107581already coping lmao
>>3107545>>3107500>name worse player than zontix.Im sorry. Donk is the only reason he was going under the radar.Donk getting 2-3 Kills on t and ct, and zontix being allowed to clean up behind him or bait him on T side kept him afloat.Spirit uses him as entry meat now and donk isnt getting 3 entries and zontix numbers crater. Even in that clip donk gets 2 kills and he can't play out such an easy round.
>>3107585Mouz is the best team in the world, but TOs hate them so they script events, so they lose.Everyone knows this. You are just anti semetic.
>>3107424I'm going out, but I'm gonna keep your comment in mind so I can laugh at you and spread joy to the people around me
>>3107602You know its true.Mouz would be dominating if it weren't for antisemites.
>>3107612vitality are antisemites?
>>3107619>Apex is jewish >zioywoo, jewish, german jew>ropzio 100% jewish ancestry, but knowledge lost>flamez, flamezio, IDF exemt solider>mezi anglo slave zio enabler
>>3107622They script events for mouz and vitality.Both most jewish team in history of cs.This dude is 100% a zio bot spreading miss info
I think the skitzo was right.
>>3107642what the hell
>>3107679normal pre aim, doesn't look sus at all
>>3107679You have to be kidding me.
z0nt0x
Anyone claiming zontix and shiro are carrying donk LMAO.donk is going first, being their entry meat and they cant even clutch haha.
>I fucking hate shoro so much its unreal
>>3107763both pull out impossible rounds often tho
>>3107775tab back in, Myroslav
>>3107775"often"Shiro has almost as many clutches as teses and hes the third after niko and monesy LMAO.Spirit is ass at clutches.
zortGOD
HOLY CLUTCH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAdonkcels on suicide watch
Jesus that was hilarious LOL
don't worry donkbros, we're meeting Dendele in the 0-1 pool
>>3107775>>3107794Shiro is legitimately assXD
tn0r doesn't get to do that rolled up sleeve gimmick. having a style is only for the top dogs.
ready to watch the vitality total disasterclass with mezii as the igl kek
>>3107820>>3107818>>3107812If Donk gets to bait the amount shiro zywoo or monesy are baiting, spirit winning this 13:0 2:0Shiro has to be the worst player in cs with all the space the has hahahahaDonk is getting baited by zontix all game for crying out loud LOL
>>3107833holy cope
>>3107826>>3107833you donkfags will blame anybody but himTake some responsibility! So what if Danil has a bad day, we all do. Championwoo knows when he lets the team down, and he owns up to itIt's best yiou start doing the same instead of covering for your boy
>>3107841You watched the game?Hes right.Shiro whiffed on the 10:11 round, lost the game.And on match point again in OT:Noone is telling him to do crazy plays just hit a single bullet in both rounds lol he missed like 7 and threw the game.
>>3107844Zywoo had a bad game every event and every major playoff stage when they play against fluke teams like faze and mongolz.AND THEY STILL WIN.Donk can't play an average game and they lose against literally anyone LMAO.Do you have the balls to admit that, that donks team that baits him, with zontix and shiro cant win rounds if he doesnt get at least 3 kills, or else they just lose lmao.Zywoo doesnt need to show up and they win anyway, because flamez and apex can life game seemingly every game.Zywoo couldnt play when they had JL instead of mezi, hes so reliant on his team its crazy. Just Imagine, Zywoo in spirit as the entry meat, or donk for zywoo as the awper in vita. Donk would win more in vita and zywoo wouldnt have won any event this year KEK
>>3107833it's been proved that donk "baits" more than zywoo and monesy.
>>3107861total hysterical behaviour. very feminine.
it feels wrong
>>3107861donkcels really think that being the main awper is the same as buying it once in 30 rounds and going for a play like holding B tunnel on dd2 like donk does kek, this is your level of CS understanding
oh no, the jeet is the caster
it's already over vitality bros....
I'm sorry, but Xtqzz should not have won coach of the year in 2025. That shit should've gone to Maraa. He is maintaining Mongolz as Tier 1.5 while staying national (not Russian). Who the fuck else can do that.
>>3107920yeah, for 9z
>>3107921mongolz is the team with the least tactics
lmao that death
d0nk more like im f0cuking retarded and suck at the game
>>3107984even in cs they dive
>>3107984luck and cheating, they truly are >molochs chosen peopleeverything goes!
>>3107984>I've baited a smo-ACK
>>3107991Holy KEK
>>3108009DAS RIGHT
>>3107963tried to farm bb like he does with every team in group/swiss stage and fucked up the whole team proving one more time that this fraud is a waste of resources when the other team can neutralize a rat who cant play as a team and just dies while trying to solo open a site thinking the other team is tier 2 or 3
>>3107984>>3107991keks
>>3108028LMAOShiro whiffed every single awp bullet, 0 plays, 0 clutches.Zontix on ancient had 3 kills.Their entire gameplan was donk go kill and if this doesnt work they have nothing lol.Isnt spirit a super team.isnt farming low tier teams ez xd.
retarded post plant here
>>3108051hard to play when your players have to drop expensive guns every round to a silent raging ratfraud cant wait for a second and dies to awper every roundthis type of stuff doesnt even happen to yekindar, or molodoy who raped bb even when they were hard toggling and they are supposed to be worse than d0nk
ropz woke up
>>3108024>>3108009>>3108001Isnt he just shameless.Same move every time, knows where everyone is. Insta peeks the second he looks away lol.his team wasn't even close to trade him or check sandwhich for him, he didnt even check under wood dark, firebox stairs, could be apex or ramp.He laser beams onto the guy in an off-angle con, and like a bad gold nova cheater always with the best timing when he turns away from him.did the same vs xelex on cache lol you guys remember.And he just pulls out the knife knowing no one is close to him!Classic cheater brain.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls-BKA3kz8YThis clip was and always will reveal what kind cheat he has lol.Someone showed that models render the second he crosses that barrier there lol.Zywoo is the most shameless person in the history of gaming.Lance Armstrong of CS
mezii top ratingbro is calling for himself :)
vitadaddies making them seethe again huh
>>3108121I guess his anal beads ran out of battery on short.
>>3108134ngl imagine the adrenaline rush. those who have coke in their suitcases in airports have it easier than zywoo.
aurora, mouz, sprit then G2 or navithose 0-1 match ups might be kino
Cache becoming a comfort pick for Vitality let's see it without apex
>>3108134>stones to cheatthats karrigan kek, zywoo has a buttplug for pleasure and his hippy wrist band is the cheat.
>>3108162Spirit-Dendele in the 0-2 pool, we will be there
>>3108121>>3108173yo new gen. check this out. zywoo has the best cheat in the business. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLZvRfgF9D4
my nemiggas
apex likes to watch
Cachewoo bros????
>>3108195>>3108121>>3108001>>3107632>>3107679You can clearly tell that pro play feels weird right now.All the "Game sense" players are good now and all the mechanical players are bad.Pure coincidence.And CIS teams are making a huge comeback, everyone but spirit. Pure coincidence i sure. Would lend credence to my theory that Spirit is the most hated CIS org, because they were anti Ukraine War, explain why kyousuke and monesy won't join, both are ZOV warriors.VP, 1Win, Pari, Betboom, Nemigga. Some random stacks like Private and nemesis pop off.IDK what the reason is why Spirit and maybe they are not in the "KNOW circle".We will see if NAVI is in the know or not i guess.Because there is no way they also suck this bad, so much so that BC game and VP overtook them.....CheatStrike2
>>3108195If you agree that s1mple cheated i can agree.But pretending that zywoo was the only one is braindead.
>>3108257AUTIST ALERT
zydoodoo toggled off rn
lol ts nigga be saying every cis comebacking but spirit? when spirit won two events recently lmaoall the cope ts nigga does to avoid calling their heroes togglers
>>3108285How did they win it?When everyone was ass.A new cheat gen comes out, spirit loses against everyone.Navi cant beat pari?Betboom beats falcons and spirit?>>3107679explain this then
zypoo can't frag without togglerpex guiding him
>>3108304explain what nigga? d0nk has the same clips and you dont call him a toggler stupid ass mfewc and porto aint shit to you or sum?
>>3108320You mean this lolYou created this? i watch every game and im in a forum that tracks that.Donk has not a single clip like zywoo, has no aimlocks in officials.zywoo has 1000.If there was a single clip that was sus, we'd seen it by now, dont you think so?And you lot have to create clips out of csgo highlights which arent even sus.>>3108313>>3108281>>3108281They have patrons who gamble who gave them the cheats.Toggle off and on for map loses mid match for better odds for comebacks.Dota 2 has a huge match fixing issues, cheating is also a huge problem. But nothing much can be done about that.Even in tier one, prospects who had a good career ahead of them match fixed, people who played in tier 1 teams.Dota devs and people just care more about that than cs2.If you think cs2, which has easier ways to cheat, people dont cheat in tier one lol. I got a bridge i can sell you.look at zywoo, without his cheats.The cheat tracks use, you pay money to use it for every round, or map which is billed.Depending on creator.He wanted to get some money, without his cheat he is a literal bot.
>>3108356last time i mixed bullshit with real stuff cuz you a dumbass nigga that spergs out and make me laughthis clip is the same as this >>3107679but you dony say shit you dumbass niggathe same happened in kato when that rat spammed smokes every single round and never did it again but you aint find that suspicious cuz you a dick rider nigga who think d0nk is cis hero or sum
>>3108404d1ledaz literally locks onto him for info in 1v1.Donk knew they were under, pretty dumb of him to info lock there.Also, this is from the major RMR 20024.But do you call donk a cheater here or do you have an explanation, and what are your explanations then for d1ledaz and zywoos locks?You defend donk here or you just call out donk and you pretend everyone els else not cheating.Can't be both pal.
for me? every team minus chadcons and FVRIA are cheating
my goats are washed
holy fuck what a hold that was
flamez ct masterclass
+1woo
jl shouldn't have such a low rating
>>3108545true, he got solid impact for 10 frags and didn't give deaths cheaplyeveryone played well on Vitality
flamezdaddy masterclass
>>3108558de_cacher
>>3108545how the fuck has zywoo such a high rating.
>>3108605>such a high rating.he has 1.16, nothing weird there
>>3108698He was a bum on cache and gets a 1.14
>>3108713HLTV, fully captured by Zionists Indians.
dude what the fuck is r1nkle doing, how is this guy palying in tier 2, let alone tier 1last round of 1st half w0nderful 1v2, planting under clock with almost no time left for fake, r1nkle has awp and molly on ramp and doesn't do anything, takes the right side line and just lets him plant and walk out to double doors for free... THEN he mollies the closed double door, AND smokes it?
yeah nav1 is back alright
KWAB
without r0nkle wasting 5k on the 0wp g0 would've won
>>3108707very good CT side
> the actual hue team losing to the plastic globohomo one with players from 3 continents
>>3108707he got bailed out by a couple of good multi kill rounds at the end. didn't feel like a great performance over the course of the map but it's not that far off the mark imo. i'd give it 1.05 by eye test
iM swings with the confidence of donk and the aim of karrigan
r0nkle btw
nice B execute hahaahahahaaha0 for 5
>>3108938oh wait it was almost full eco, my bad i just tuned instill rinkle could have at least hit one
not badgg
>>3108947kek who the fuck in their right mind bets on Liquid... and winswp
my nigga hunter sold nertz like it's 1941...
what a desperate T sidethe only buy round they won was a hunter meme play of walking through CT smokeif this team stays together for longer they'll go down the path Faze is currently on
>>3108974always bet on/against liquidthink you're good at gambling? good. Do the exact opposite when it comes to shitquid
>>3108980>1941i don't think a serb is good to use for this meme kek
iM is legit retardedjust cross and plant the bomb fucking retard
WHAT A SHIT TEAM HAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
>g2just disband already
occasional reminder that heavygod was the driving force behind n0rtz and r0nkle
>g0>n0v0
>>3109056 he's the guy that made faggy zoomers use zero's instead of literally any character? fuck that guy
>>3109069>an0n
PIPPING HOT
whats up with uncs captains being good all of a sudden?
h0avygod toggled this round
so who's playing who next?
>>3109223Vitality - Mongolz
>>3109223
>>3109226>>3109231thank you
>>3109170anti-strat meta is completely disregarding IGL positions, too much focus on stars and anti-awp shit
Navi qualified
reminder that this is a honeypot before the major
why is Donk 0.84 rating so far???
>>3109411He told the scriptwriters "Give me Dendele" and they heard "diledez"
>>3109411Rating 3.0 is for zywoo noone else.
>>3109411shit opening duel success rate. mid adr, few multikills. eco fragging while dying to ecosthe eye test was clear. very few kills that would overturn a round really.
What are the consequences if Vitality wins without apex?He's a great IGL but I got the impression he's always a little bit full of himself in interviews, maybe it will be a hit on the ego
>>3107820Give me dendele or I retire
>schizo claims cheaters are back>you will see next event>ratings after the first daywas he right all along?
>d0nkeykekw
everyone laughed at them for this btw
>>3110979everyone is laughing at d0.84nkey
>>3110979>>3111059dont provoke him
>>3111059zypoo baits his entire team and can't even be top rated vs tier5 bro has ropz and jl in his team and somehow is a bigger baiter
https://x.com/MF_VONDAS/status/2114091842665111811
>>3111092>bro has ropz and jl in his teamWashed up f0ze player and washed up n0vi player lmao
>>3111115>names himself bulba>plays like dogshitits intentional
>>3107991KWAAAAAAAAAAAB
fuck bignigorgsunderdoggers, we eating good!!!
Can Furia do it again?
>>3109929He's the most victorious IGL in CS history, he's appropriately full of himself. Also, watch the IGL round table, he's actually an alright and playful guy, specially with Fallen.
>>3112255nofallen will forever only be remembered as the thunderpick champion
>>3112293At this point I just feel bad for Elige.
ANY NAFFERS IN THE THREAD????
>>3112267>most victorious IGL in CS historynot yet
NAF boutta put a rape clinic and sunpaypal will be its first patient
FUTA finna rape Liquid
>>3112321PARTY NAFFERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>SunPayus was the prob-ACKG2bros, our respons?
ANY NAFFERS???????
That's why donk is the best player in the world
futmaniacs
I don't think Liquids bussy will recover in time for d2
why are tyloo even here? waste of time
I just watched first five rounds of dd2 between Fut-Liquid and it's ridiculous just how much better Fut players aim is than Liquid's. They cannot lose a fair duel
futaGODS stay winning
Good morning to all FUTheads, FUTmaniacs, and FUTholics; also good morning to all others including FUT enjoyers, FUT haters, and those of you whom remain FUTneutral.
I've forgiven liquid their vrs shenanigansit's obvious they'll never be able to compete with EU
not a great score for an awp'er on d2 ct-side
>getting manhandled by sunpayusamerican hours are gonna hit hard later today
>>3112582you were saying?
>>3112612yeah, it got even worse before the half ended
jorko has the same reaction time as me at 33 or 34(I don't remember)should I try going pro?
Ez for FUTA
Mezii called the wrong stack... apEX could never...
Vitachads... Mongolz are raping us...
no chance of apex getting hooxi'd
Why would you let the guy who's only there to take the bitch roles and toggle when needed call the shots?
>>3112663because he already does thathe's 2nd caller and pretty much "good cop" igl to apex's "bad cop"
910woo
>>3112669do you ever get tired of sucking cock or does it just feel natural to you?
Ropz should've been the one to call. Mixing the lions and apex's cook books would be the ultimate weapon.
910woo 910woo 910woo 910woo 910woo 910woo 910woo 910woo 910woo 910woo 910woo 910woo 910woo 910woo 910woo 910woo 910woo 910woo 910woo 910woo 910woo 910woo 910woo 910woo 910woo 910woo 910woo 910woo 910woo 910woo 910woo 910woo 910woo 910woo 910woo 910woo 910woo 910woo 910woo 910woo 910woo 910woo 910woo
Stupid jLoser had the advantage
>>3112675He will just use everyone as pawns to bait and tell people to hold rat angles all game long
>>3112675>let's put the loner on the other side of the map in charge
Why do ropz and jL look like they hate each other?
>>3112688Yep, this is the reason lurkers are almost never IGLs in tier 1, it's extremely hard to coordinate a bombsite hit if you calll the shots but aren't part of the pack
>>3112695>ropz betrayed faze>jl betrayed navisnakes don't like each other
>>3112701jL pierced his "humble mildly autistic stand up guy who's actually backstabbing snake" act on day 1
>>3112695baltic behaviorbaltic man eats potatobaltic man protek potato
Ropz was send into behavioural therapy as a child because he loved to torture little animals to death.
This is an entertaining version of Vitality
how are mongolz this slow? absolutely no reason to do fuck all for half a minute
>>3112716It's the classic case of giving Zywoo too much respect in the clutch
>>3112722you're probably rightstill pisses me off to look at. finally look good again, have the upper-hand for most of first half, to only just sit there and wait for zywoo to kill you
>>3112706nah, but he did open the door and found is suicided in minecraft dad
how much longer will the sloth keep stealing paychecks forzero trophies in 7 yearsno emotion, no passionelige knows the reason why his team sucks
>>3112753>no emotion, no passionhe's the biggest brainlet tilter in cs. If anything, there's too much emotion
>>3112759Would have been one of the best clips of the year
>>3112756Talking about NAF. You only think Elige is too emotional because he has to sit beside dead weight who cares more about sleeping than winning matches
>>3112765he was an emotional brainlet tilter in coL and faze as wellnaf being dead inside after this long in liquid is understandable
I'm praying for Fut-Vita in the 2-0 pool, would be a complete deathmatch simulator
>>3112765>>3112772NAF was literally the only one playing decent in the mouz and fut games. The problems are that shitty coach they have and the fat guatemalan.
Damn banks is looking FINNER with that slickback
>>3112801Metrosexual fat bongers give me the ick and the yikes. No straight man grooms their eyebrows.
>>3112814i have to, i have a natural unibrow and if i did nothing people would mistake me for a caveman
>zywoo missed a sitterholy shitmongolz are gonna win pgl
This cobrazera kid is too green
At this point I don't think mezii is even calling anything. His team is just giga fragging.
Door stuck
cache is worse than nu-train jesus fuck this map
>>3112867you nufag stfu and respecc de_train
>>3112857The Wu-Wei of CS
fixed schedule?kinda sucks when half the matches are blowouts
>>3112931nice I can take a shit
so vitality vs FUT confirmed?
>>3113034who cares? only teams that can beat them are spirit and mouz. and mouz won't make it to playofffs
my aurries playing soon :)
>>3113040FUT are looking greatany info why they skipped so many events btw?
>>3113034Not at all, the most likely scenario rn (all favorites winning) is Vit-Furia, and we'd also get Navi-Spirit in this case
>>3113078>Navi-Spirituh oh
>>3113056hyperbaric time chamber
just too op to have an igl who also does the entry-ing like xertion.
>>3113172they lost to fucking Liquid
wox1mple
Kinda tough win for aurora
the smoke that saved the game.
mousdaddies pounded those american freaks
r1nkle doubters awfully quiet right now...
>>3113544he's the worst fragger on his team right now, lower than their igl
xi tu sisters. .
>>3113569he's a support awper...
>>3112674question meant for d2nk and n0k0 fans
>>3112695cuz ropz is a real niggajl0ser is a bitch ass nigga>>3112701this, I'm still laughing about how he refused to shake hands with Xantares last year over in game BM kekkykwab!
>hunter dies>round over
>all the zigger and hasbara teams wonAll eyes on Brazil o algo
>>3112796n0f needs to be fired like 3 years ago, stop defending this retard
I turned stream off at 9-12 at 5vs2...
>>3113040sp0r0t aint doing shit lilbro>>3113191so did v0tality
>>3113631whats good jeetoner?
it's over jitu bros...
4 very close maps for G2, now imagine if they had a good awper
>>3113649>>3113650they made changes too latepaypal needed to either be fired or moved to rifle LAST YEAR
my aurries won :)
>>3113656:DDDDDD
>>3113656by the SLIGHTESTs of margins imaginable
How does this new Aurora compare to the previous one? Better/worse or just different?
n1ss1m won that clutch but he played that in the worst way possible
>>3113655they need to bench r1nkle and use kl1m for the rest of the season>b-but he can't get s-schengen visa!doesn't matter, their next three tournaments are all in asia
>>3113666better for sure
>start watching>Navi throws two unlosable rounds in a rowI guess they will lose now
just a lil warmup, this nato dogshit team is about to get raped the next two maps#DIADEFVRIA
Why is pgl stream quality so nice compared some other 1mil+ tourneys
>>3114073cuz PGL invested a buncha money into making good broadcasts
will iM be able to get a good tier 2 gig after he gets benched? i'd put my money on "no", similar to Magisk after Falcons
matchups for tomorrow if Navi closes the game out
>>3114162I wouldnt be surprised if g2 manages to win next 3 matches
holy biskela>>3114170i checked some simulations and it seems plausible they will play Liquid in 1-2, so yeah lol
>>3113941Not so fast, macacos
who is the midwit on the desk with bleh and RL? did he suck a pgl executives cock to get this job? he doesnt use words correctly and rambles on and on and says nothing of value
niggas actually compared Navi to Faze at some point last month kekNavi is not only qualified but actually favored for stage 2 rn, while Faze will again meet their fate at some high school LAN in Belgrade
did they make iM the IGL on Dust2 because he has the rating for it and also Blade swapped his position with Bit on T side this tournamentsomething to think about
>>3114237neokai, he's done CACs before and that's about it
losing in swiss doesnt matter anyways, its not like you get direct pass to semis
>>3114246i don't think b1ad3 would switch an IGL mid season, the simpler explanation is that iM is just playing like pure shit right now
>Vitality-FUT>Boombl4 vs Navi >Furia-Spiritpretty kino matches to pick from
holy cow sjokz dress.........
https://www.hltv.org/news/45805/navi-rise-another-nine-places-on-the-vrs-after-taking-out-furiaDoesnt it feel retarded to keep reading about vrs when its this stupidnavi winning 1 match in a swiss system is so irrelevant in reality
>>3114296WHERE?
>>3114425league of legends worlds
vitality are still untested on nuke
>>3114447sheeit that poor chinese co host
>>3114296>>3114425>>3114447at least post pics if you're gonna go off topic
>>3114519mogged
godpayus proving g2 to be utter dogshit btw
g2 really went from choke duo to liquid trash and xoxol garbagemanagement on a challenge on who fucks the team the hardesteven the team shirt became shit, it used to be better
Bibi (BetBoom) will win vs NAVI, no handshake
This mossadtv shit is trash
Think it's kinda funny that Asia VRS might as well just be skipped since its all teams playing the mickiest of mouse tournaments because Valve made it impossible to go to real tournaments 95% of the time.
>>3115299Then why are you on it?
>>3115299aislop is trash, yes
done with this shit game. i should've quit when cs2 came out
>>3116951yeah we don't play this crap here we only bet and watch
If you're not Team Mouz you deserve to be drone striked
sorry i have soul
>>3115299GOOD MORNING SAAR!
>>3117065Have you fazed up today, my bloody bastard?
mousers playing soon
There's a genuine chance that Tyloo don't qualify for the major because of this.
>>3117243What the fuck happened, Flyquest was literally at "clinched"
Kek mouz chosen got drive by eco'd
I think mouz will finally beat vitality. I can feel it in my bones.
spinxwoo
cobrazerawoo
woxicwoo
>>3117258vitality without their IGL, lel.
my nemiggas :)
>>3117265winning is winning
my aurries won a map :D
>>3116018no TO wants to fund to fly all the relevant asian teams to a tournament that doesn't get many western viewersvalve shouldn't have killed the minors
EU Major race
>>3117244dunno what hltv does with their prediction thing, according to mischief they've never been more than 80%
If FUT beat Vitality but then lose in the QF, they will only have played 4 matches with SunPayus so he won't be locked in to their VRS core.This means that cmtry will still be on their official VRS core when the invites go out.cmtry is also on Astralis's VRS core (as they have played 5 matches with him), but in this case the higher-ranked team takes priority so he'll count as a FUT player.This then means that Astralis's VRS core would not be valid and they would not be eligible for a Major invite.Similarly:If Vitality lose to FUT *or* if they win and then also win in the QF, then they'll have played 5 matches with jL at PGL, meaning he gets added to their VRS core while apex gets removed. The Major invites go out on the 2nd, so jL will be on Vitality's roster (as far as VRS is concerned) when the Major invites go out and he will receive a Vitality Major sticker.
>>3117723jLegend 'itality 'ticker is gonna go hard ngl
>>3117790>jLegend 'itality 'ticker is gonna go hard ngl
futality
that fucking peek by mezii wasn't enough?
>>3117894Another nap it is
who would be your Russian superteam? I think mine is donk m0nesy magno boombl4 magixx
>>3117927I'm just yapping, mein eager
CLASSIC ZYWOO>farms rating>0 impactlmaodonk or iM have 1.58 rating they stomp the map hahahaha
Sunpapi 1.35 in 7 maps for the new teamSomething is rotten in Jitu
>>3117944very funny second player to mention
>>3117948
>>3117951It's funny cause its true.>>3117944is that donk :blushing:
>>3117955no.. not my sAw...
>>3117944fact checked by real romanian patriotsTRUE
STOP DOING STUPID SHIT IN ANTIECOS SPIRIT, FUCK
Guys is zontix low iq or handicapped or both?
#LiquidIsHere
Shiro is just baiting and as usual cant win clutches.
everyone is cheating right now.the game feels off.
>Spirit starts losing>tech pausei hate these faggots so much
>>3118124why would PGL pull strings for a Russian team, pray tell?
just got home from workdid sunpayus just take a giant shit on vitality? I guess apex's spot is still secure
>>3118115from cs perspective it makes sense given how they havent been in relevant tourneys since the nertz+ sunpayus lineup in 2023They invested into the sdy lineup but since xkasrperxky was removed quickly that had no legs.
>>3118124when they have issues its due to cs being buggy, they are allowed to have the most perfect conditions.
>>3118115EZ4ENCE FOREVER
>https://x.com/EmiliaQAQ1231/status/2114707624352682078how do you say "crisp clean locks" in chinese?
Donk clearly the best on this map, at least an 1.9 rating.5:0 openers, 1v1 clutch won.rating 3.0 is just the zywoo rating system, anything zywoo does good, everyone else bad.
>>3118234french dude on a team with an israeli has a rating system catered to him? interesting!
i fucking hate shiro so much its insane.
>>3118279HES SO FUCKING BADALL HE DOES IT BAIT
>>3118279stop posting on /magog/ and tab back in, Danil
my fuarking ukrainian hero...
>>3118283>>3118289>>3118279ofc shiro misses the smoke this guy is so assanyone glazing him has to be executedlooking at you thorin you ginger freak
>>3118310>>3118289>>3118283>>3118279Spirit has to kick shiro, he legitimately is brain dead and is ruining spirit.
>>3118344>>3118310SHIRO IS THROWING 100%MATCH FIXINGWHAT THE FUCK IS HE FLASHING, THEY ALREADY ARE OUT LONG AND HE FLASHES FOR THEM INSTEAD CAVE OR CLOSE WALL=?????==?=KILL HIMMMMMMMMMMMMM
those wild monkey mechanics
sh1ro is the smartest player in spirityou are just mad he doesnt die more often to boost d0nk stats
donk 1,2 rating on t side only on playing.shiro farming ez kills and in other rounds is just a liability 1,14hahaha.Great rating system you tards)))))
>))))
>>3118424Such a smart player that baits his team, misses smokes and flashes.Look at the images where he is in that retake lol.if he's closer, they easily win it, but he is hiding to incase just go saving.And donk does everything in his power to boost shiro.But to no avail, shiro can't even use the best player as a meatdecoy right.
bro wants sh1ro to open a retake with awp lol
>>3118442EVERY AWPER DOES IT EVEN MOLOGOY.SHIRO IS ASSSSSS I HATE HIM3 PEOPLE IN HERE ATLEAST AGREE WITH ME AND YOU ARE JUST A RETARD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
imagine molody in spirit
>>3118460i would take molodoy, tried73, gr1ks, deko, tired HECK even donk as the awper himself.
Another whiff from shiro the "3rd best" awperCant make that shit up, how people defend this bum
nigga earning like jeff bezos and still using default knife
>>3118500basedfuck skinfags
you watching shiro and you say hes a good playeryou are insane
Something doesn't feel right about the way some IGL started to frag lately
>>3118500most pros "rent" or are given skins, but there are also instances when they play on different accounts
Shiro peeks in a moment where didn't need to peek, peeks and loses the round it hurts to watch this person play counter strike.
kek d0nk using tn1r every round as fodder but still getting raped by mologoat awp
Some of the best Furia has looked in a while
>>3118583Shiro using his entire team as fodder and what he got to show for it LMAOdonk has the most impact out of anyone on any map this event so far and shiro cant win a single clutch or win rounds xd
>>3118590sh1ro and tn1r just won a round when d0nk died first to nadesmaybe the real change is-d0nk+magnojez
>>3118374>>3118344>>3118310again xaxaxaxaathese bums are "smart player"
spirit knows furia is doing eco and d0nk no longer afraid to go firstkek
>>3118597After losing 11 rounds by being absolute bots.When donk solo won 7 CT rounds.nice trade.totally not that deranged nikki, or Elextures jon e.
VAMO CAR-ACK
brics will never recover
sorry fallen, you already got your pity trophy this seasonthis is shiro's tournament
bums taking swiss stage serious while furia just testing strats, they think winning 3-0 will get them direct pass to semis
gpoodoo
go dedele
Apologize.
Damn liquid putting belt to ass and FUT BTFOing trannywoo? Good guys delivering kino again!
>>3118500he's copying FlamezFlamez played last two tournaments mostly on default knives and he was absolutely balling, some of the best entry work he's done all season
BB seems to be making risky stacks or they have bad timings if navi goes fast pace
>>3117244HLTV is very unserious about this1win was also "clinched" some days ago, now they're at 97% percent. there's a world of difference between an event of 100% probability (happening in any possible simulation) and 97%
jitubros are we really losing to dendele...?
Erm people who say DENDELELELELELE is a farm team.What is happening haha.They would destroy any zio team, zypoo already shitting his pants to face them in the 2:2 matches.First Lula beats Ziodon and co soon ziotality
>>3118733Pssst.Its hack devs telling their pros to use specific knives so it loads.Notice how some players used to have stilettos, thats a certain hack dev.Yekindar and flamez probably have the same dev.
>>3118750falcons were also around 99% for stage 3, now down to low 70s despite nothing really outrageous happening, none of these predictions are accurate>>3118759can you stop? can't be bothered scrolling past half the posts being made much longer, you're not funny
>>3118767Falcons playing stage 2 has the potential for memes, they would need to play bo1s against a group of really solid teams and they're playing real shitty CS rnanother disaster on the horizon
how is life for gays in russiathere was instances of some fags seeking amnesty in finland to escape persecution
You know G2 vs DENDELE is the main event because they have hugo and harry as casters
Players with the lowest iq on this event?r1nklesh1ronertzmodogoyzont1xAll of navi except b1tjL
>>3118767thats the reality if you cant take it just leave this website and better yet, CS.living in a pretend world that not many people match fix and cheat is delusional.
>>3118813you forgotd0nkteseskyousukedem0ntry
>>3118833>teses>kyousukebot or retarded?
>>3118833you forgot zywoo and m0neasywithout apex, ropz, flamez, mezii, niko, karrigan microing them and being their decoys, they are just decoys
highest iq player this eventsh1rozont1xfallenropznikom0nesyb1tmalbs
Jesus fucking christ G2 lmao
Lmao nertz gets triple sprayed by the glock
g2 reached faze levels of raped
i see so many aimlocks on that dendele vs g2 game...i cant be the only one...me browsing this website made me schizo....
End of the road for G2. Get Degster in there and they might have a future.
yeah, I'm thinking that G2 is BACK
>>3118683heavygod just jewed me out of my money
i thought this mail guy was supposed to be good
>>3118886everybody is just cheating.betboom just got this good? they read everything right? same with dendele? nah g naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah g. this game is cooked.
God, this fucking match, Vacnojes killing Makazzze outside or in the smokes every round, they got read every single time, gg.
how does this happen every timethe rare time iM has a good map, NAVI find a way to lose
Navi-Vitality and Spirit-Mouz are nextfug
Gaped2...
>>3119146nertz had truly abysmal stats for the maps they lostthen they have the random perf of hunter or rinkle being bad
is rinkle the worst top 50 awper?
>>3119153they're a dead team walking, I can see them making two changes immediately after the major (and both of them will be wrong changes)
i can't believe, today was a good day
>jitu
>>3117244Apparently they fucked up Lynn Visions chances?
>>3119262hltv is run by vibe coders and indians and very low iq people
>>3119287Reading it more I think their system has no object permanence, yesterday FQ winning Dfrag didn't change their chance of qualifying but today it makes it a 99% chance of qualifying.
>>3118794If you don't announces to the world that you are gay nigger who is going to know? >there was instances of some fags seeking amnesty in finland to escape persecutionconvenient and easy excuse
>>3119478I'd probably suck a dick to escape that hellhole
I like how NertZ was pissed at r1nkle for playing like shit on ancient, not giving high 5 and visibly looking pissed at him, but then he dropped stinkers on the other 2 maps against tier 2 brazil. With jews and ukranians you lose.
Tel Aviv GamingxertioN (AWP/IGL)NertZFlameZHeavyGodSpinxWould be a major winner to be honest
>>3119532the problem is that you have to prove prosecution and most people genuinely couldnt care less if you suck dicks although its not particularly hard to find some agro
>>3120011ke. ka. roo.
>>3120025Kay. Why. Es.
>>3119965>I like how NertZ was pissed at r1nkle for playing like shit on ancient, not giving high 5 and visibly looking pissed at himone of the most cringe moments i've seen from a player in a tier 1 team, he did it on purpose multiple times in a rowwhat a faggot
>>3119965>With jews and ukranians you lose.they won 4/5 Majors in Cs2
mickey mouse majors dont count
>>3120188>Paris: iM and siuhy's gaymer legion lmfao>Austin: Decent win>SaarLadder: Dead team walking f0ze and they still didn't play as many games as f0ze did to get to the finalskys
Ayo Goy2 really lost to niggas named koala and gafolo? Aieeeeeeeeeeee lmao
When do they play?
Uhhhhhh
>>3120291I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT ITS JUST BB
>>3120211obsessed
>>3119965didn't watch the game. did this actually happen
>>3120538yes
Lynn Vision likely won't make the major because they got knocked out of the Open Qualifiers of their last remaining LAN because of a Mongolian cheater team You can't matchfix when you're outside of China LMAOhttps://x.com/Lynnvision_/status/2114720556549636456https://x.com/Lynnvision_/status/2114750756805079131
Don't let me catch you bignigorg ass niggas lacking.
surely the lifegaming ends soon
https://youtu.be/oleSWpYAncA
>>3121054How many big macs can you eat at once
>>3121054Does he talk about faze?
>>3121064i havent watched
happy birthday to mr g2 awper :)
Well lads, FaZe is playing in about two hours, so I’ve gotta hit the bed now. This match will pretty much decide whether they make it to Singapore or not, and, by extension, my mood for the rest of the year. If I wake up and find out that they not only lost to Alliance, but did so despite having a better win rate on every map except Ancient and Anubis, while somehow failing to ban either of those two maps, I’m actually ending it all.So one last time before the bell tolls...LET'S GO FAZE CLAN*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*
>>3121234praying for your family
is we gonna lose again?
>>3121375'fraid so
>Potentially very important moment in the race for the Major with B8 losing 1-2 to K27.>K27 keep their Major hopes alive but still have a very slim (<10%) chance of making it. The bigger impact is that this seriously hurts B8's chances (from roughly 61% to 35%) and offers a boon to the other contenders who are vying for the last couple of spots (100 Thieves gained ~6% chance from this resut, BIG ~4%, Inner Circle ~3%).
>>3121454nice for 100teven nicer soon when f0ze loses
>faze miss the exact same smoke twice in one round
and g2 got owned by dendele on nuke
Liquid totally had anubis but aurora win some unlikely rounds at the latter half
>>3121454is it me or were all these formulas complete bs from a few months ago,i saw people claiming b8 was save, now they not even make it?
>>3121709the chances prediction assume the team winning vs bad opponents
>>3121709it assumes all teams plays according to their set strength
>>3121730>>3121740it uses power rankings of fluke results in events and assumes they made huge strides in form.but when the gap between them isnt that big and based of these hyponychial improvements they assume they should beat opponents that used to be closer to their level or just have played against them alot, hence know more about them which makes them being "easier" just a number on a sheet thing that doesn't account for past results when this could be easily accounted for?
huge test incoming of whether you can take twistzz out of liquid and not the liquid out of twistzz
>>3121782kek
>>3121806had to get in early cause if it happened it would've been fucking hilarious
>>3121825im not gonna check all your fucking tabs fuck off
>>3121825>millions of extensions>e-h tabs in both windowsanon I didn't want to see that..
>vtHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
damn, G2 got raped and gaped by THAT???
This is the best performance NAF has shown in years
>>3121825at least you have a final fantasy tactics tabso there is a skerrick of good taste amongst the trashbtw you shouldn't bookmark your bunkr folders, they get deleted if no one visits them after like a month or two, not to mention the site sometimes has to switch urls and shituse something like gallery-dl and hoard them properly
>>3121234Nice, we won.
bruh that whiff from jt is haunting him for the rest of his life
Liquid rly threw that one away
my aurries won :D
saw kyxsan won which is great but DAMNIT I needed the Liquid W
>>3122073Im not sure that level of tension is good for ones performance
lookin good
Shiro the star playe rof spirit top3 awper cant do ctrl silent drops from hut.
apparently israeli elections are happening around nowso if mouz lose we all know why
>>3122131Big fight between a genocider and a guy who thinks the other guy didnt genocide enough
>>3122138>the other guy didnt genocide enoughincredibly based and true
>>3122138the g-word gets thrown around a lot these days
what a stomp
LMFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO DONKED
>+sotfik = shiro backit's literally that easy
sh1ro doubters awfully quiet rn...
the schizo fucked off cuz sh1ro magixx and zont1x carried spirit while d0nk died like a bitch as ctstill cant accept that spirit is a superteam
>>3122240he just baited all game and got trade frags.baited zontix on ramp twice for fragssold donk twice, once outside red and on hut, donk survives he has higher rating, it was 2v4 in both situations due to shiro just being ass lowers donks ratingdropped hut not knowing how to ctrl drop.
>>3122256>>3122248ROFLMAO read above i agree with his assessment AM I??shiro baited all game he got all kills and rounds he should have anything less would be crazy, while donk chad had to do multiple plays to win rounds lobby 2k, 3k while blinded
>>3122261>>3122248>>3122240It's crazy how downsyndrome new fag Woodard indian fans are.Shiro not even having 2+ rating on a 10 round ct nuke 13:2 win, this performance shows how bad he was.
he mad
>Aleksib convicted of fraud
>>3122300/ourguy/
>>3122300
>"HLTV has reached out to Aleksib for comment without success."uhhhh guys.... i-it's not that bad, is it?
no wonder magixx is fragging like star riflerhe renewed his cheater subscription
>>3122314bro has a match with goatwoo he has to lock in right now
>>3122300we always knew that tho
>>3122300Suspended sentence, so as long as he stays a good boy he should be fine.
>>31223152:8
ts nigga hella weird
hmmm
>>3122365mouz are rage cheating now.xertion does the, lets dry walk out everywhere strat with 0 info 5 alive and always guess where the stat isnt.
#FaZeUp
>>3122248>>3122240>>3122238Yeah about thatwhen he cant bait his teamm all game he literally does nothingliterally anyone else with the awp wins them 1 t round and one ct round and they stomp mouse.bro got awp drops, ak drops over donk?????????????
Shitrit is so badVitality actually could win this with a standin
all i saw was d0nk waiting for tn1r and magixx to open to trade killsthen i saw sh1ro playing as usual, lurking and playing for team, meanwhile the others died quickly, specially that faceit goat who is playing his best map and still dies without opening sites with fodders dying before him
>>3122456donk played like shit on the CT half, he had two good rounds (one of them from baiting everyone on long and killing low hp players) and somehow got almost 1.50 ratingon B where it actually mattered, he went 1 and done or 0 for 1 in every round bar one. only zont1x played decently
>>3122456donk was literally used like meat this entire game.so nice try.zontix baited donk on b ct and on t side donk runs out short first and out long first.shiro was getting ak drops over donk twice and got an awp over donk getting a weapon.who ever thinks this is a way to run your team has brain damage.hally or sotfik banking on shiro being a star over donk haha
>>3122459killing everyone is now baiting lmaoalso not a word about shiro, thorin it must be you keknobody defends shiro this fraud as much as thorin
>donk baiting and losing while zont1x is solo killing people trying to salvage the roundholy washed
it's so funny seeing donk lose and I don't know why
>>3122497cause you are gay and insecure about it
>>3122502I'm sorry he's getting raped right now
classic mossad script momenthow does spinx even get that hs and doesnt die to zontix?
uhhhh sisters.........? we're throwing our lead
>>3122578CT map
I've seen enough, sh0r0 poster is completely right
SHIROO HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWHERE ARE YOU AT SHORO APOLOGIZERS????
>>3122592i told you, this guy can only get kills fully baiting and on a 3v2 he takes knife out with 0 info to farm kills hahaha?
funny how >50% of d0nk kills are against eco, pistol rounds, or rat shit like hiding in smoke or finding last guy aliveall sh1ro and zont1x kills are honest kills
154 ADR SHIRO BAITING ZONTIX BAITING I CANT WATCH THIS ANYMORE KICK THEM
>>3122625shirowoo is spirit, lil' gup
>>3122627yeah he plays like zywoo baits his team, but he doesnt have mezi, apex and ropz, the only one keeping him in the game is donk.
>>3122584uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we got fewer rounds CT........
sh0ro..............
bring back chopper
Shiro zontix tn1r magix are all ass anyone defending this team is legit retarded
bring back artfrost
they really wasted donk life map only to cleanly lose in OT when he cooled down
sure dog, its everyone fault that d0nk pushes like terminator and gets traded
Who here is still defending shiro XD
>>3122726meshirosquad rise up
based jewdaddies putting ruski dogs in their place
MMMMHMMMMMM SEXY JEWDADDIES
Xertion hero!
>>3122744clearly cheating, shift out under the second shiro leaves, shifts into con the second shiro leaves con lolhis ass goes brrrrr
>>3122748just take the L bro
>>3122669that was just the old Mouz mental midget instinct kicking in mid-map, it was a clean CT side in OT
top kek
found the retard shitting on sh1rohe wait for the moment sh1ro play bad to talk shitbut when d0nk play bad he remain silent like a bitch or blame other for "baiting"
donk all but secured that #2 player of the year spotm0nesy still has a chance because Beijing exists but the way Falcons are playing rn i seriously doubt it, he needs multiple MVPs, not just EVPs
just how bad is that retarded fat tranny m0g0xx
>>3122759who cares?
>>3122753donk so greedy he forces his team mates to die for him for ratingsgenerouswoo would never
donk is not even #2 lmfao
>>3122773that belongs to the goat robinmaybe monesy gets 3 if they do well in singapore
>>3122756thats not me you retard. BUT HES STILL HES USELESS im banned of hltv for to much shiro hate i think.
>>3122753if he goes out in stages he might have a good rating for this tournamentalso lmao 27/100 entrying, fucking zywoo has more and he isn't the entry/opener of vitality
Spirit - Navi or Spirit - Mongolz in the last round, depending who wins
>>3122801I'm so rady for nin9 to shit on spirit
>>3122812or iM
>>3122790donk could never hope to be on entrywoo's level
them taxes got alexi looking fucked up
>>3122870holy meds
>>3122870we have eyes buddywe all saw d0nk trading tn1r, magixx and zont1xonly opening when other team eco
>bright water m9kek no fucking wayalso Flamez is again on default knifewhy are Vitality brokemaxxing
yeah this tax shit is fucking up alex and navi big time
>mezii 14-5you don't need to IGL when you are opening asses like that
>>3122895unless the suspended sentence said he can't leave finland and will miss the major no one cares, navi are just shit normally
I refuse to believe blade is a good coach. makezze is such a bad player on banana, why can't he fix it.
>iM 0-10>makazze 2-10
>>3122884you clearly dont jeet. donk got solo entry multi kills all day that game and the rest just baited donk if you cant see that you are literally retarded, elextreus, or nikki or jonatahn e who ever you are of these 3 retards lol:probably jon e,he literally got a 3 k from behind in apps, remember that for shiro to runout with his knife and fucking die like the inbred freak he is.Shiro/zontix literally were last alive ahead donk and he cant just to magical trade kills cause they are just so ez right XD
>finally get some respect for aleksi>mezii outcalls him and outfrags his entire team put together
THE COMEBACK STARTS NOW
>>3122895he can still appeal the sentence
>no 13-0sadge
mouz 4-1 vs spirit this season donk = property of israel?
>>3122938donk spreads his bussy for that cut bjc
>>3122918funny you call sh1ro inbred when d0nk not even russian, he a tatar foreigner with turk bloodyou also only take consideration of the only good map of d0nk this day, and even in that map majority of his frag were against eco, pistol rounds or last kill findssh1ro 2 good games todayd0nk 1 goodyet you still obsess over that one bad game cause you are insecure, mindless hater
>0:13 in 13 rounds
>>3122962he's just like me
no shot we have 1 russian d0nkey fan and 1 russian sh0r0 fan fighting here aahahhaa
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3122918holy schizo calling everybody jeet, also why would you lie when we can check the replays so easily ?>4 random dust II rounds, donk goes after tnir, zontix and magixx>the one round they played T side on nuke, donk was behind zontix>random round on mirage, donk is after zontix and tnirthe only rounds I've seen him go first was on mid when everything is smoked out anyway, and even then once he took top mid tnir was the one taking bottom mid
>no 13-0>iM got 2 killswe can't have anything can't we ?
>>3122985mercywoo is too kind
>>3122985iM is so fucking useless without plays being specifically designed for him
kek giving n0vi hope before you crush ithasbara got no chill for hohols
vacwoo
terminate those ukies :)
MEZII MEZII MEZII MEZII MEZII MEZII MEZII MEZII MEZII
HOHOLS LEARN THEIR PLACEHASBARATALITY TEACHES THEM
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
>4mantality dogwalks n0vikek they thought they were back
>le goat coach>wins 2 (two) t-rounds total
lel
Liquid WILL put the monkeys in their place
Vitality actually could win this, nobody really looks too good except FUT, and there is no rest day between the group and playoffs, so other teams have very limited time to prep for this Faceit playstyle they're runningVit-Fut would be a kino final
>>3123270Liquid will sneak in and take it all
kino spirit vs navi tomorrow
>>3123205apex bros?????
damn...why he's kinda?!?...;)
lol cmtry is out already https://www.dust2.dk/nyheder/79353/astralis-henter-jabbi-tilbage-til-barcelona
>>3123367its cuz of the fut thing, one of the teams get dq'd if he's on both VRS rosters, cmtry will play the major only if fut win their quarterfinal basically
WOKE UP FEELING ALL FAZED UP AND I SEE THAT MY BOYS PULLED TOGETHER 2 NICE CHEEKY WINS AND I ALSO SEE THAT LORD WOO PUT NAVI AND SPECIALLY THAT TAX CHEAT ALEKSI ON HIS PLACE.
How many times did sh1ro bait zont1x, donk and tn1r today?
how much times were your mumma bla.c.ked by many?
>>3123346eligesty
>>3123394>THAT TAX CHEAT ALEKSIthat's based tho.
>>3123408sh1ro made Spirit lilbro, better show some respectthey were a bum t3 mix before he joined, he helped chopper with tardwrangling and taught them all how to play tier 1 CS
BrokyiMcmtry(rifle)siuhywho is last player to complete the team?
>>3123476Nertz for the vibes
>>3123426Hey Sh1ro, didn't knew you were a magog shitposter...
>>3123476kyousuke as secondary caller
>>3123476loba
>torzsi on beating Spirit: "They trash talked us a little before the last map, so it was a nice statement to win" humblewoo would never
>me checking the hltv stats page of a match to form my opinion on teams and players (haven't watched the game)
>>3123690donk being a statcuck is kinda pathetic ngl
>>3123690where did you find this?
Doesn't Aleksib's tax fraud conviction means he's fucked when it comes to visas?
>>3123832potentially yes, iirc tax fraud isn't as bad as some violent crime, but it could happen.many ppl don't remember now, but Krimz when he was in fnatic, never played on American tournaments for years, they always took a stand-in instead of him. there was never an official reason (except "personal reasons" or whatever) but many people speculated it's because he can't get a visa for the US, possibly because of a felony.and now people say the visa situation for USA is even more rigorous, so yeah
>>3123807>donk being a statcuck is kinda pathetic ngltoday i will remind them
>>3124112yea humblewoo would never
>>3123816it was trashtalk from an older Spirit-Mouz game, also directed at torzsi
noticed donk had this on the spirit vlog so I checked, holy shit 2500 euros for THAT
It was hard seeing this. And even more brutal because launders and scrawny kept making fun of iM. When even those 2 limp wristed faggots are making fuck of you its over.
>>3124151I saw all his deaths in a video and dude couldn't do anything desu. he only got one fair 1v1 against meziihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgoFnrUbpIE
iM chads... Time will give us the reason. When Navi comes crawling back with a blank check for us, we will tell them to fuck off, just like jL did.
sure im had like 0.1 rating on T sides but its partially due to team doing poorly overallthey werent getting anything done
>>3124165Damn, imagine you're down 0 kills and 8 deaths with 4 ADR and Aleksi calls rush and you're the first one to enter site and fly off balcony.. you die instantly in the air. Next round the instant you enter banana you're insta killed through smoke.You end the map 2 - 15 (died every single round) and the tournament rating is obliterated you are now worse than Aleksi the IGL. Tomorrow you have to play Spirit, for elimination, statistically your worst team you played against.After the game you have to force a smile for the camera and pretend it's fine (probaly because the bitch "mental coach" keeps feeding you bullshit female crap like "be positive!"). But everyone knows, your teammates know, the guys you lost to know, the people in the studio know that you are getting kicked soon.Everybody is making fun of you on reddit, hltv and twitter. Even Thorin posts not one but two screenshots of your score.And you are in your country and hometown... CS is BRUTAL.
No way they kick iM, he has synergy with aleksi. They are partners in crime. Like:Apex and ZywooHunter and HeavyGodMagixx and DonkYuurih and KcseratoJame and DastanYou can't fire talent like that.
>>3124329honestly doesn't seem like he's affected much, he's a jolly guy despite it all, even gone along with doing skits that revolve around him being bad at the game. r1nkle though that guy is not handling it well, his despair is palpable
THE RAPED team:iMR1nkleSnaxBroky (Rifle)Electronic
>>3124329why would they kick him? isn't he rumoured to be the igl when aleksib leaves?
>>3124411When is Broky coming back to pro CS...
>>3124267My greatest half was 0 kills, 0 deaths, 0 damage I did not see a T for the entire half.
what does magog mean
>>3124785My amazing global offensive general
>>3124785mammary golgolites
>>3124785many are gooning on gjokz
>>3121234FaZe up brother.
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I predict on company time :)
So......sp0r0t huh? Losing to m*uz in 2026 kekkykwab!!!!!
I can't even lie, these upcoming tournaments in November are amazing. https://www.hltv.org/events/8245/iem-beijing-2026https://www.hltv.org/events/8251/blast-rivals-2026-season-2Completely stacked, all gas no brakes right before the major. This has been a really good season overall.
>>3125076Its interesting because any team can beat any team this season
>>3125052>Boss makes a dollar, I make a dimethe boss has 9 employees who he has to pay a dime and only has a dime left for himself get back to fucking work
Why do wageslaves get so mad when you insult their masters?
>>3125151Institutionalised to worship their boss. They've been whipped into submission then doped with corporate propaganda. If you wageslave, join your union.
how do they decide who plays in 2:2 matches?
when does faze play
>>3125555
kek raped and gaped by s0mple
australians paid off the mongolians to stop chinese teams from qualifying
Surely Mongolz don't lose against Nemiga
#MONGUP MY MONGRELS
The horde shall crumble once again
KHAN'D
can sypho replace zontix mid tournament?
liquid isn't back
>>3126164they're back to what they truly are, shit. so they're back.
lolliquidlol
5v5 to 5v0 after liquid had taken site and furia only had pistolshow is it possible?
pissquid
>>3126231AGAIN
time for sh1rodaddy masterclass
when you think about it it's insane how navi didn't pick anubis and nuke against vitality. why?
navi winning all the key rounds here. and why did spirit start on T side?
COLLAPSE
sh0r0tn0rm0g0xxz0nt0xd2nk
do we know who fut is gonna face?
>>3126086just one more superstar
>>3126590i think it goes like this - the better ranked 3-0 team plays the worst ranked 3-2 team. the other 3-0 team plays the second worst ranked 3-2 team.not 100% sure how they decide rank, but maybe it's via VRS standings (at the start of the tournament i'd guess)so it all heavily depends on the outcome of this match, for example if Navi wins they would be the worst ranked 3-2 team and they'd play BB, FUT would then play Nemiga.but if Spirit wins then it's BB - Nemiga and FUT - Furia
>>3126618>if Navi wins they would be the worst ranked 3-2 team and they'd play BB, FUT would then play Nemiga.fuckguess I'm rooting for a spirit
>>3126625>for a spirita spirit comeback*they look like shit rn sadly
>quietly sneaks into the "HLTV opener of the year" racedonkbros he can't keep getting away with it, we will get robbed of everything this season...
>>3126655>he can't keep getting away with ithe's jewish though
Kek are spirit really losing to dead team walking navi?
Spiritsisters I don't feel so good....
NICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
d0nkcels in shambles rn
Damn bro losing to five sevens is crazy work
>Rapes you
57 is op and needs to be nerfed
>afk in spawnHE'S SEETHING
watching spirit's dust has been mostly dreadful this year
This is spirits main problem. They keep relying so hard on the usual retarded aimer maps that they keep getting anti stratted (proof of this is mouz btfoing them 4-1 this year alone). They need to stop being fucking retarded, they need to get off dust 2 and mirage and get on nuke and stop fucking perma banning inferno like pussies.
fuck inferno
>>3126727honestly if you took the nameplate off their dust is just way too slow and predictable. of course navi is raping them when nobody is popping off
>>3126735>their dustIts not just dust, spirit is extremely predictable, they always do the same shit, always the same positions, same plays
Hally already 2 timeouts in...
>>3126742sucks to suck
embarrassing
w0ndy is so goated lately
they really want the roster to stay on navi after the major, huh?
Aleksi is having a bad game but at least his golems are lifegaming (iM included)
spirit era is over already.
d0nk had like 2 opening duels this whole gamewhere's now the faggot from this thread who constantly insists donk is going first every time and getting baited by the team? he has 0 impact and plays post plants every round
>>3126768kek
>>3126772Just goes into the door full bastard mode. This nigga is tilted.
obviously you drop shiro and zontix but do you replace magixx as well?
>>3126764he must win this and stay in the tournament, he knows that if he leave the building, fbi agents will arrest him.
Why is sh1ro not baiting? Has he been reading hltv and magog?
>>3126779>do you replace magixx as well?nothat would force tnir to be on donk duty 24/7. his performance would take a massive dive
8-4 is a dangerous lead
>>3126768he is now in pgl youtube live chat riding d0nk clit
>>3126801lmao no way
>hs box guy not hiding>car guy tries to trade, dies >site guy is now solo>forcing makazze flank to run and be heard"professional" cs in an "antieco"
>>3126767>spirit era
>>3126801
navi playing well, donk can't do his faceit gameplay.
>>3126801kek
Makazze was right. Zweih was wrong.
>>3126819eh. he's been in a funk. missing simple shots
Where is the CIA taking aleksi after the event?
>both teams good at doing the mid door HE jump>neither awp'er ever shoots at itwhy?
>>3126834well you're in luck they just did
>>3126834I presume because they dont see shit + it briefly exposes them to being shot at by ct awp
CNN: Trump is in the Situation Room right now, waiting for Aleskib to lose to sent the special forces to seize him.
>>3126844yeah, wonderful finally took a shotand completely missed....
Oh oh, navikwabbies? What is happening?
i too saw that boost on youtube shorts
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
why don't they wait for wonderful to pick them
End of the road for Navi
WEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALEKSI B THEY ARE COMING FOR YOU
at least navi put up a fight but neither team's d2 looked great. people expect navi to just get worse and worse and implode but clearly that isn't happening
dunk got carried 2nd half
navi beated falcons in anubisspirit lost to 1win in anubisi think i know who is winning third map
what happened to the major winning navi from a couple years ago
useless fucking stupid navi retards.
>>3126904Faze raped them
why is spirit so shit at pistols
>why is spirit so shitftfy
both those team are shit on t side
the raped
iMmortal
spirit so shit
>1-7is he just dead?
>bot1x>d2nkkwab
>start watching to see spirit lose>spirit instantly wins two rounds in a row with na'vi throwing hard
tec9 is op and needs to be nerfed
>>3127045>now 3I'm cursed aren't I
navi still gonna lose this somehow
>>3127045>>3127058keep watchingI want jabbi at the major
HOLY FUCK
w0ndergoat
SWAG BABY ROO
hohol faggot
my boy wonderful
retards can't hit 1 bullet
Damn w0nderful kinda goated. We need him on faze.
I fucking hate these spiritfaggots so much now it's insane(coming from an ex spiritsissy during shanghai)
donk washed at 19, sad. He can't even trade against a low HP aleksib
lmao Shitrit just lost that round bc donk couldn't easily trade Aleksi and it gave b1t a chance for the clutch
3-11 donkey lmao
fuck this
spirits been nothing but disappointment since porto
>worst player of the seriesnot often that happens
>>3127117going "two and done" then regressing heavily in form has become a pattern for them basically since 2024
donk went through all that grooming by pedodrive just for his career to be over before he turns 20
makazze aimbot
'KAZE
KWAB0NK
>donk not even sure to be top 2 this year atp
GOATKAZZE>many are saying this
why are they forcing and rushing mid / b
>>3127122>donk went through all that grooming by pedodrive just for his career to be over before he turns 20kekthe Epstein of CS
okay where are his bullets going lolthis cant be realwhat was that its 100% scirpted
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DONK BROS NOT LIKE THIS
HAHAHAHA
In a year or so Donk will be completely gone from the spotlights and we will see videos of some unknown femboy getting droned in Ukraine
ez
b0nk sucks cocks
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA D0NK
>>3127160I can see this happening. This nigga clearly cares about muh numbers so zywoo getting #1 again and m0nesy potentially getting #2 is gonna buck break him so hard.
>>3127141>the epstein of csOUR FUCKING GUY
>>3127045>>3127058can't believe wonderful and makazze overcame my curse, gg
>
Imagine losing to aleksi on a clutch. Brutal.
Are we finally free? Is the donk era really over?
>>3127175lel
>>3127176don't dis the niko/hunter duo
>>3127178the frog era has been over for 10 years and we're still not free
jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
>Very nice win, Mr Aleksi. However, I need you to come with us now.
ziggerbros.. we got raped again...
taxes? dodgedentertainment? providedplayoffs? secured
>>3127199spirit? raped
personally not so good xD
>>3127191To the telegram before the bum touching crests start making fun of us....
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