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Why yes, we from Umanko paid ExcelUma's danchou to register another front just to boost ours.
>>586311730yeppers!
>>586310863 I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than supporting horse racing and cheering for only japanese horses.You are watching, cheering, supporting, and spending time for a club for your whole life so your favorite horses can go and job to and then get bred by western ones. Year in, year out. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little horse - shilling for them online, rolling for them in umamusume, making sure to go to all the races, making up signs, buying merchandise. All of it has one simple result: japans best horses are there to make foreign ones look good. to lose to the horses who will eventually run away with the international races year after year after year without any competition.Supported the perfect juvenile filly? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, an american gambler who has nothing to do with the rest of the racing scene and who vaguely remembers hearing about Secretariat. He gets to watch your horses lose and win money on it every year. As a racing fan who cheers for japanese horses, you are LITERALLY dedicating your whole life simply to support a horse so another horse can beat it then fuck it.It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck.Think about it logically.
DASUKEYO!
TAMADANCHOU YOU BETTER WIN
Which Danchou do I want to win
these are your dancho cup racerssay something nice to themstarts in a minute
>>586311636you should've gone to night tracks! i jobbed in the arima tourney as well. at least someone helped me get some happis from the merch store
Reminder than I'm going to fuck Rice and Urara
>>586312023COME ON TAMALOVE LET'S GET SOME PLACEMENTS
>Magnitude had to scratch what probably would have been his retirement race>FY may or may not have finished poorly because his condition is no longer as strong as it wasbrutal
>>586311920
>openSorry for blogfagging but I'm so proud of my girls. Decided to just field a half-baked Rob Roy even if her unique won't work 90% of the time. She still got 4 wins out of 15 races and was surprised to see her take wins off pretty strong Cheer Kings here and there. Training her for the next CM is going to be a real blast for sure.https://files.catbox.moe/lvl3o8.mp4
LAST MINUTE VOTEhttps://poal.me/ht6w3chttps://poal.me/ht6w3c>>586311990KINO
>>586311684I'm already interested
>>586312023Immense respect to n*** for not joining this shitshow
>>586312074My trainee said anal doesn't count
>>586310772he is 5YO anon, compared to US and Europe he is already late to retire
>he posted it YET AGAIN
>>586311952>>586312023I can't believe Uma&Co and ExcelUma' danchous made a deal in the danchoucord.
>>586311952That shitty front isn't boosting anything, I doubt there will even be a Spot Struggle
>>586311909Hello
>>586312074I simply FUCK curren raw.
>>586312197posted it again award
prideful kingu
>>586312023inb4 clanker bourbon blocks danchou's angling
>>586312254hello!Stealing all your Machitans btw
>>586311990kek
not bad for a first run, no poc and speed star award tho
>horse named Forever Young>is too old to continue racing
>>586312103Just the nature of living beings
Danchou CupSTART
literally everything except sprint S, fuck my chud life
if an npc wins this....
>>586312215Two-and-a-half Tikezos
Uhhh did anyone else just get banned from twitter?It accused me of being underage and is demanding government photo ID (Im a fucking american)the account was made so long ago it is literally impossible for me to be underage
>>586312354god fucking dammit, amijoK
>frontslop wonzzzzalso taiki lost to an S+ KEK
The shitter Danchous
>>586312213fuck off V
>>586312354>horse named after a song>but not THAT song that everyone knows
>>586312542>the favorite TylerTOPKEK
metafagging wonat least it was an /uma/ club winning this time
>>586312542honsefunbros...
AIIIIEEEE STOP THE KITABLANCO
>>586312542this is generational slander on me i fear.GG to the other danchous tho
>>586312394just run it dude its already easy a finals
>>586312483ZOGGED
2nd place let's goooo
>kitablanco wonnereda taste of what's to come
metafag win yawn dogshit event either ways
>>586312483Welcome to muskvillethis is the future you voted for>>586311990horse with a pipe is a nice touch
SECOND PLACE LETS GOOOOOO DANCHOOOOOOOO
thank you ExcelUma danchou <3
GOAL INANDARION TAKES THE FIRST LEG OF THE TRIPLE CROWNhttps://files.catbox.moe/bkkz52.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/bkkz52.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/bkkz52.mp4
come dirt with me711056937110569371105693
>>586312598My hero got Lovcen'd...
>>586312542If this was Tenno Sho Autumn then Shooting for Victory would have actually been good for the track despite a Taiki being on medium..
>>586312325I'll try to remember to post some new ones then
>>586312705salty ass nigga
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA .
>>586312630KWABOTY>>586312770>frontBOOOOOOOOOOO
>>586312542mfw my auto bobo helped Kita win as she was the only other frontwell Im off to feed my fishes and play (suffer in) war thunder
>>586312770is uma&co actually the strongest club?
At least it was Kitablanco and not the Xog, Uma&Co danchou is not THAT brown.Good for ExcelUma giving them the win.
>>586312770Andarion?
>>586312770...where is my danchou?
>>586312770>not a single UFare danchuds frauds?
>>586312771bro i don't even have any sprint aces ready yet
>>586312770>>586312943i am a little retarded, please excuse me, i meant not a :)
>>586312770>andarion>dacchis wonLET'S GOOOOOOOOO
I hope that in 2-3 years the thread becomes comfy
>>586312770I drew the most outside gate and late started
>>586312235For the record you were wrong. Stats simply don't matter mid race after all
>>586313048this general is dead within a year.
>>586312706I voted for fucking freedom, that's what HE bought the website for
Good race everyone. I ended up hitting 6th, which I'm alright with.I swear, if it's not Kitasan White, it's Valentines Bourbon or Seiun Sky. I really need to figure out how to handle Front Runners as an End Closer main.'Cause even if you run one of them out of stamina on a long track they run out of stamina and shove their as in your face and if you're blocked, you're blocked.
>>586312632i can already envision her losing finals by a neck that wouldve been wom with sprint S
>>586312770bwo andarion is 8th what are you talking about
>>586312770>andarionsomehow, dacheats won again
>ANDARIONthat jobber ended up in 8th what the fuck are you on about>>586312897the top 10 of uma&co has 5+ plats each, with danchou holding the record of 14 plats
>>586313048how long until a gallbladderlet dies?
>>586312996I only play Open, I haven't touched GL apart from auto in weeks.
>>586312767gentlewife
>>586312897umatism danchou is top 100 on the server just didnt enter for some reason
i promise to do better next time, bwos>>586313159>>586313167i made a typo... my dyslexia bwo...
>>586312770>There were mob uma pace chasers that player pace chasers were still slotting behind in midrace and approaching late raceaw man
>>586311730plappers
>>586312770>andarion won>8thDACCHIS CHEATED AGAIN
>>586313094>>586313048explain the reasoning behind your posts
DACCHIS WON>DACCHIS WONDACCHIS WON>DACCHIS WONDACCHIS WON>DACCHIS WON
>>586313229Too scared of jobbin probably
>>586312770>DACCHEATS AT IT AGAINHOW DO THEY KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
2/3 cope B finals aces donetime to claaank until tomorrow morning
>>586313089It wasn't the stats, the uma had no skills, no Groundwork, no DD + PP. Only early accel it had was TTL. I don't know how it managed to catch up and even pass the Kita at some points
>>586312978ThisMine is not there either...
>my danchou is stepping down from leadership and is just becoming a fan farmer...
>the favorite jobs as usual>danchous making deals in the dicksword>the host made a slip and named another his favorite danchougreat event as always
>>586313192that's... not that impressive
...
Romantic Umamusume
Who should I run for the next danchou cup?
>>586312771come dirt with us
>>586312770>gayabe
>>586312978>>586313448cowardice.
HOLY SHIT!!!
>>586312630No skilly?
>>586312483Sorry thirdworldbro. Try moving to a country where they respect your privacy instead.
>>586313482what IS the next danchou cup
>host made a freudian slip about dacchis' danchouI see how it is.
Which danchos did not join?
Vodka if she wasn't an ugly fuck
>>586312770>bunch of soulless pace, late and endslopwhy is this general too dumb for fronts?
>>586313273GM sucksthe scenario after that also sucksthis game sucks
>>586313094Hopefully>>586313208Who?>>586313273What is there to explain? There is a lot of posts evey thread that are [-] worthy
>>586313576umaclub, mambo, umadash
>>586313452autis/uma/bro...
>>586313587where are her tits
this is real
>>586312770I can't believe dacCHEATs somehow won again!!!
>>586313587uodka is cute tho
alright i'm uninstalling this game
>>586312771omg world's longest straight...and also not a complete dogshit winrate for once ?!one more please !!938803109388031093880310
>>586313518truly this will be my 789 shaped cross to bear
>>586313708those are /our/ clubs
>>586313669*spits on you*
>>586313452mambwo...
>>586313815Bakushin is so smart that she can learn on her own.
>>586310863>>586311990found it
>>586313708mambwos...
>>586313792anonchama...
heh, what a boring event...yawn...but at least we can see which clubs have soulful danchodes by what they brought...I kneel tickezo gods...
>>586313815>UFunderage filly?
>>586313787This says a lot about society
>>586313708the based clubs
>>586313920oh, that's my post.
>>586313920cricket mogs baseball though...
Here are the results for the first race of the Dancho Cup Autumn Triple Crown- Tenno Sho Autumn:1st- Uma&co 10pts2nd- TamaLove 9pts3rd- Bricked 8pts4th-ButtSweat 7pts5th- uma0 : /app/ 6pts6th- Horse Game 5pts7th-- Fingerdark 4pts8th- Dacchis 3pts9th- Autis/uma/ 2pts10th- ExcelUma 1 pt11th- HonseFun 1ptwell apprently ExcelUma dancho inputted the wrong horse at the last second...there's still 2 more races to go however.But first we'll complete the autumn short distance championship in Nov 22 Mile Championship, followed up by the second leg of the Autumn Triple Crown- Japan Cup at Nov 29
>>586313843Honestly would've been funny if you lost to the mob
>>586313961you got it wrong this time
>>586313836FUCKING STOP
>>586313962holy cope
Is Sturm und Grang a good skill?
>>586313920>>586311990desu trying to follow American horse racing as an American feels slightly obtuseim spoiled by NetKeiba
>>586314041>>586309506
>>586314072don't hijack my post
>>586314118
>>586314118newfillies can't tactforce
goodnight friends!not you, fr*nt players
>>586313587this turned me on real quick
>>586314120boring is a tranny word now
>>586312542lates are dog water right now it's not my danchos fault, the late train arrives next year
>>586313843789 stuck around for so long because V is an annoying shitter that larps as being good. You're just a normal shitter so you'll be fine
>this is already the second time autis/uma/ messes up the results of an official tournamentI see...
>>586313836ok last one fr>solo front wrmaybe I should make her a pace...537269935372699353726993
>>586313558Japan cup
>>586313920bro I follow local horse racing in switzerland where nobody gives a fuck about it except that one race where it's on a frozen lakejust have fun
>>586314208
>>586314187Uma is already synonymous with keibaWhat does america horse racing haveThey should really work on that
>>586314337awawaaa
>>586314041You should change the points to be like Mario Kart
>>586314292please be patient. we all have autism in the club
>>586313518>>586311990funny thread alreadyi can tell its gonna be a good one
>>586314187american racing is privately managed and therefore broadcasting all hinges on rights and adsjapanese is publicly managed
>>586314041just scrap this whole dumpster fire of an event, it's not too late
>>586314376
>>586314041You won't add the points to the officer cup score? Are the two separate events?
>>586314278I never larped as being good, you made that up faggot
There should be like a National Horseracing League in AmericaCall it the NHL
>>586314460>please stop exposing my danchode
>>586314535yes? officers are not danchodes
>>586314041What about the constructors' standings, with officer cup results in it too
>>586314535
>>586314593you forgot your falco image gwo
>>586314278789 more like 123
>>586314593I thought it was a club event thing
>>586312770>uma&co danchou didn't enter in chiyosoulless. nothing else to say.
>586314660>round 1
>>586314660>libra cup>round 1
>>586314041>my danchou didn't participategood
ITS OUThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXful2h7Q9I
>>586314660
>>586314312******
>>586314041Good race everyone. However, don't expect me to place this low in the Japan Cup
Wish me luck bros.
>>586314660>Round1>UG1
>jobs
>>586314748
>>586314770you are insanegl tho
>>586314041>it'll just be fronts winning every leg
>>586314371this is the way, support your local horseswe had the president's trophy which is a 3200m haruten tier race last weekend and I thought it was this weekend and I'm legitimately butthurt that I fucking missed it goddammitI'll have to go in November for the end of the season races for sure
yanko tried her best you guys
>>586314578big dic /cric/smol coc /hoc/>>586314212kek
>>586313843lmao you are such a fucking shitter, imagine having all the prep time in the world and you bring base Taiki, not only that you fucked up the event for eveyone with the gay ass new rules, 5 danchous refused to join because of this
>>586314312I should make my oguri a pace chaser.... late doesn't seem to be very good for some reason.
>>586314752you weren't supposed to post this...
>>586314740Avoided the shame huh
>>586314041Seconding constructor's/club total scoring
>>586315013looks to be either ends or fronts...but every front except for rickey is pretty shit
>>586314908its forever yover...
>>586315006that's the retarded organizer's fault not his fault though
blood pressure check, /uma/
>>586315152Why are you replying to yourself
>586315006uh oh melty
>>586313843You'll forget about it by the time the next leg begins.
posture check, /uma/
I AM IN
>>586314759Thanks for hosting
>>586315272Don't forget your hot spring ticket
>>586315006>new rulesEat shit V
Going forward ***&** danchou is no longer allowed to chiyopost
>>586315006i like taiki tho. i wont refute any of the other stuff, this was a pretty scuffed event. Im just glad we had a race at all.
>>586315194178/108>>586315245pretty good
Having low dirt aptitude just affects accel right? Can I just stack more accel and/or power?
>>586315443my chiyo was going to lose...
>>586315472>178/108teiobro...
>>586315278
nice one uma&co danchou! Maybe you can also tard wrangle the person in your club that ruined rooms here all day on purpose!
>>586314619>>586315060should we make one? You might not like the results
>>586315194why would I have the equipment on hand to measure my blood pressure
>>586315546>(You) didn't believe in her
>>586315592It can be unofficial
>>586315345I'll make unforgettable memories with Machan
>>586315450don't respond to the tranny
>>586315194blood pressure and cortisol levels are always low
>>586315636its important to check your blood pressure once per month. high blood pressure can effect people who are otherwise physically fit and maintain a healthy diet, there is a reason why its called the silent killer
is there any way to upload my cm races in hakuraku if i did them on my phone...
>>586315450I marked the 21st and 28th in my phone calendar to start looking more closely at the threads to catch sign ups for your event. Thanks for hosting!
>>586315534You're going to have an accel penalty while everyone else is going to have a dirt A and will get slightly more value out of everything because they reach their target speed faster than you do.
>>586314041Thanks for hosting the event, bwo. Congratulations to the winner and to the participants.
next danchou race will be better (it won't)
>he's still having melties over 789
>>586315636do households no longer keep a blood pressure monitor? multiple households in my family/extended family have one tucked away somewhere.
>>586315743nyopgotta save the race or exit the app before you finish looking at the results
>>586315546lmao you are such a fucking shitter, imagine having all the prep time in the world and you didn't bring your oshi, not only that you fucked up the event for eveyone with the gay ass new rules, 5 danchous refused to join because of this
>>586315450You know what, fine I take back what I said, lets hope the next event has more participants
>2 device david
Does Phalaenopsis talk more like >>586315909 or like >>586315982
My trainee accidentally said "Thanks dad" to me in front of her friends and they all made fun of her for it
>>586315892damn!!! i wanted to examine what the fuck was going on with my team. i knew my machan was strong but i thought suzuka was at least as good, but... literally 0 wins? i subbed her out for an end halo i made an hour ago and she did better even. im distraught...
>>586315909>>586315982if you don't stop posting pictures of my wife i'm going to rape you
>>586315982You should leave Uma&Co and create your own club. That way you'll be able to participate
we know very well /jew/ club won't participate anymore after their shameful display, especially now that their only good player left the club lmao. not participating is actually their best strategy.
that's my former clubbie!!!
my wife baked cookies for halloweenwe're giving them to the trick or treaters
>>586316113>The view from 9th place is mine
>>586314908Yanko had the highest top speed meaning his jockey made some retarded move somewhere before the final spurt
no skinwalking me nonny...
>>586315546There is nothing wrong with wanting to win. If the other danchous wanted to win they should've picked meta too.
nonny is a tranny word
>>586312770Thanks for the support Tamabros
>>586316162their dancho did add me tho for entry, i think hes jusr busy
>>586315741You know what lowers blood pressure? Chocolate! This is why it's recommended you eat three slices of chocolate cake every day before going to bed.
umanny
>>586316162/uma/ club danchou didn't know about the event rules until yesterday
'mama
I hate my officers though
>>586316267Nobody has ever won a CM with Kita White, she isn't meta
STOPit's 'donna.
Dangerous...
>>586312131can I see your rob?
Gute Nacht
>>586316509That face isn't very Gentile of Donna
>>586315194I'm fine
my shit is so shit maybe 2 ends 1 late is the play
>>586316192literally she only got in the top 3 3 times. when i finished this career i figured she would be a surefire winner... i have no idea whats wrong.
>>586316507This but devoid of irony
>>586316573schlafumi
>>586315752i plan on shilling once a week, the organizer can do more if he likes. GL to you/your danchou in the next 2 races!
If we have a constructors championship (dancho cup + officer cup) it would look like thisuma& co 16Tama Love 16ButtSweat 16Autis/uma/ 10Bricked 9Honsefun 6Dacchis 6umao 6uma/club 4ExcelUma 1Mambo 0Invader clubs:RoyalTea 10Fingerdark 6HorseGame 5NGL its pretty tight with that 3-way tie
>>586316671have you tried making your shit less shit
>>586316148I'm considering it, I just need to get a headcount of who would want to join, we need a new S rank club here
>>586316651imagine 74 dias mmhg
>>586316507Lowkey good joke, i see you
>>586316743>Mambo 0
crazy how many posts got filtered in this thread
Youshouldmatewithyourtrainee.
>>586316651>digitalget an analog one, those always get fucked by the tiniest hit
>>586316509her name is GENTLE-DONNA thoughbeittherefore, I shall continue calling her GENTLE-WIFE
>>586316898i refuseim going to mate with all the scenario npcs
>>586316774yeppers but too reliant on lobby setup
>>586316897share
umas with this feel?
>>586316743... mambros?
>>586316898Sorry, I prefer ningen women
>Pass out>wake up late>Queue>0/5, lose to literal 800 wit horses>Slipstream and smell ya later! have 20% proc rate>My two paces are below 5 right out of the gatecool time to rage queue another three tickets
>>586316680I'm more of an End Closer main than a front runner main so I don't know the intricacies of the play style, but judging from Mad Dash, high speed etc your Suzuka probably runs out of stamina.You figure all it takes is one person to debuff her and there's 6 other umas with a potential debuff on them.>but who would debuff stamina in a sprintsome people just want to watch the world burn
>>586316898Her parents basically forced me to it so it's already done.
>>586316743mambros...
>>586316564If you were being serious and it wasn't some gay post, then here.
>>586315194yep yep
>>586317037countig from 15 minutes ago I can only see about 15 posts
>>586317167i mean share the filter
>>586316912I have both I am actually a physician, but analog woudn't work for the pic
>>586316428He doesn't play the game thougheverbeit
>>586317242Doc how do we save our Teiobros? They're a dying population...
>>586317242oh, that's cool
>>586316791I don't think anyone could ever convince /uma/ to start a second S rank club
Post more Machan.
>>586317242hit the gym, doc. 83bpm at rest is a travesty.
Rouge Mystica wins 1st race (2YO Maiden) at Kyoto
>>586317205Start building your own bro.
>>586317358especially if someone like V is the danchou lmfao
paging the el condor rabi to make a chami Danchou Japan Cup guide
>>586317368he could be on stimulants, mines in the 80s, but thats because im on vyvanse for adhd
>>586317142clean your floor nigga
>>586317104that's what i was worried about and why i wanted to check hakuraku, but i did a bunch of rooms earlier and she didnt gas in a single one. im starting to think that shes just never far enough out in front to get her unique off so im basically just trying to run a trainee without a special skill. idk how to resolve that though... maybe remaking her with GIGA early race, uma stan, the falco inherit...?
>>586317381i have mine already, i just want to build on it
>>586317358/uma/ could easily generate another S-club but it'll result in the death of like two A+/A clubs. that or just bot.
>>586317205no wayit will make it too easy to avoid them
>>586317447Oh right every fucking doctor and nurse has an energy drink these days
I wish I were Ogurin...
>>586317426just say you want to join then ghost him. he'll forever live in paranoia now that I've said this
get to work teiobwos
>>586317426v danchou is kino tho he is a jp vet that can teach you a lot about the game believe it or not
wish i were a tranny too... no wait NO I DONT IM STRAIGHT
ho w manyesca pegoa t s
>>586317563working sounds antithetical to being a 500lb teiobro
>>586317516it's not about whether it's feasible but practical
>>586317502yeah i need to vacuum
>>586317513bro just add shit as you see retarded posts. i barely know the language and i was able to make some decent custom lines to filter the trannies here decently
>>586317613Kek
>>586317367Machan a cute
>>586317441Don't keep us waiting
i just use ai to build the filter
Stop drama posting... you're distracting my Curren...
>>586317441not like we have any more info about the track other than it being tokyo 2400m and maybe winter conditions
>>586317613You dropped your avatar V
We're in, non-metabros.
omake: subinformation Grandmasters will be better
>>586317889That's my comp except replace machan with falco
>>586317889>non-meta
>overslept>wake up to the news that Yanko jobbed hardWell I didn't expect that
Watching Mission Impossible with Machan!
>danchou cup>cm ongoing>niggas prefer to talk about *just rebrand to "/uma/ * general " already
>>586318079>prefer
Whats the highest win rate anyone got
>>586318051I did expect it
>>586316743
Apologize.
>>586316743Buttsweat on top (technically)
>>586317798underrated
>>586317563>Trump war on Iran inflation>Bitcoin funds not saifu>AI stock crashI think TeioGODs will survive this massive disaster about to happen
>>586317830Tokyo 2400 fall firm sunny.i also just realized its going to take place before grand masters, rip. guess i need better stamina parents STILL.
>>586318178witgawd is why I have double platinum scorpioI don't get other youtubers they're all too rambly and go on tangents or do quips all the time
>>586317889fuck, now I feel bad for halfassing my fronts... I mean, if only I've had OG Bourbon to make a decent parent out of her, every sprint borrow sucks so fucking much.
Is the next Dancho Cup on Grand Masters?>>586318193If we're going by placing that should be the order no? ButtSweat is consistent though
nyo...
omake: subinformation next bread will be butter
>>5863181731st Cup with Daccheats should not count
>>586318467>GAELOL
>>586318467newcutie didnt have any sprint umas...
So Forever Young is a fraud and didn't actually win the 2025 BCC?
>>586318449>I don't get other youtubers they're all too rambly and go on tangents or do quips all the timeIt's because they're jobless retards from SEA working on youtube full time while witgod is a Japanese accountant with a degree.He has to make powerpoint presentations instead of having to pad the airtime all the way to 30 minutes for +10% ad revenue.
>>586318667maybe yes no
>>586318667only wins races against plumbers and gym teachers.
Inside Edge wins 1st race (2YO Maiden) at Tokyo
>>586318472shutthe fuckUP about butter
>>586317798>>586318316She started winning after I complained too
Danchou cup hakuraku?
>>586318667he only wins races by getting the yakuzas to shoot his competition
>>586317741Sorry Forever Young, I'm not spending 155 dollars on a hoodie
>>586318835what the fuck did you just say about Butter
>>586318657He's probably sandbagging and consciously sent an August 8 urara + two others, all as fronts
>>586318934https://hakuraku.moe/racedata
fuck fuck sex fuck umanko fuck porn sex fuck
>>586318667Cygames uses Shinto priests to curse their biggest threat. They targeted Sovereignty last year but they got cocky and went for Magnitude this year.
>>586318934surely one of the danchuds have it right
>>586318451whoops i was wrong here>>586318414Japan Cup is the 28th which i think is one day into GM. We might need to uh, change up the scheduling.
>>586319124
>>586318934>>586319163https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=B3dREvUrc5nhRo79I95MT38O
kingu supremacy
>>586319103holy FUAAAAAARRRKcurren sex
>https://x.com/misoninosabacan/status/2116428232639861163I'm grieving for something that I've only been aware of for the past three years. The magnificence of horses moves me to tears particularly when I look back at their historical accomplishments.Fuck..
>>586319174So we have to host the Japan Cup race early? Well we still don't have the monthly schedule but do you want Japan Cup to be GMs or GL?
>>586319124Agreed
CUNT
>>586319392GM so stamina isn't stupid
send help
>>586319350this lad reminded me heavily of suzuka today
>>586319618leap forward status?wit status?
Is Forever Young a hag?
>>586319392It should probably be GL unless the Japan cup falls close to the end of Ramonu free pulls. It can be ironed out once we have the actual schedule like you said
>>586319035that I refuse to consume bread again, I just got done with my stock.I wanna eat more nuggies, or fish
Not gonna lie the Breeders Cup Classic made me furious. Its taking everything I got not to throw vicious hate to Sovereignity. Rice Shower and Uma as a whole did enough to remind me that the horses dont deserve any hate but damn its hard.Waking up early in the morning because of time difference to watch it live and then seeing Yanko get blocked to shit throughout the race and finish badly in his potential final and seeing history fail to come true is already difficult.But Sovereignity had to win as well. Going into the race he was my least favorite race horse not too any of his own actions but because his fans are the worst since Easy Goer and a lot of them are just frankly racist. Now Sovereignity got a dominant win against Yanko and he will retire so im already bracing myself for all kinds of bullshit from his fans who probably dont even care Yanko got more marked then Osama Bin Laden in the race. I mean for goodness sakes I have already seen people claiming FY only wins against weak horses not even a minute after the race.As frustrating as that is though I need to remind myself that in the end of the day Sovereignity isnt his fans he is just a horse. He only did what he was born and bred to do. So if any of you are angry or frustrated at Sovereignity I get it but please dont send any hate to the horse or his team. They just want to win and make the most out of their lives and deserve no hate.
>>586319618hard to help without seeing your stats, deck and skills
>>586319678Not sure if she's a hag but she's a jobber that's for sure
>
>>586319762Can you link the reddit post where you stole this from?
>>586319762I FUCKING hate Sakai he fucked up with late signals TWICE
>Forever Young>gets older and starts losing
>>586319618skill issue
wins 2nd race (2YO Maiden) at Kyoto>>586319762>>586319896https://www.reddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1xknasi/im_starting_to_see_why_people_hate_rice_shower_in/lmao
>>586319901not only late signals, he fucked up the pace of Ebayan, he was overspeeding despite not playing nige
>>586319762Not every horse can be Daryz
>>586319213>click rerun on a different seed multiple times>more than half the time the Daccheats danchou wins
https://jiggie.fun/EAA0X9https://jiggie.fun/EAA0X9https://jiggie.fun/EAA0X9
One very lucky Kentucky man will be comforting her with his dick tonight
>cuck postwhy are anons like this...
>>586320060I never saw Andarion win
>Felt very burnt out in last CM after so much effort>Didn't train at all until today for this CM>Made 3 umas today that somewhat hit most recommendations while missing some.>70% win rateI know it's round 1, I am not happy with the umas I made, but it being this easy makes me reconsider how much effort I tend to put in CM aces, most people can't build decent umas and I'm happy making it to A finals...
Gran Beat wins 2nd race (2YO Maiden) at Kyoto
Don't forget, new schedule in less than 67 minutes.
>>586320202I'm the Kentucky man though
>>586320163fixed
>>586320335most of the playerbase has given up at this point
>>586319041Theres nothing wrong with manipulating EloJobbers like Forever Young should stick with low Elo races
>>586319392I'd rather do it in GM with evolved skills and better stamina
If Moreira were to be Forever Young's jockey, he would have won
>>586320153I am that old, fat, ugly Kentucky man.
>>586320572this is a good picture
>>586320654lmao
>Head On>Dirt & Mile S>good song/points rng>Kita + Taiki decide to go on vacation T-thanks...
>>586319778>Not sure if she's a hag but she's a jobber that's for surehagjob
JBC races on the 3rd btw
>>586320887luna hagjob...
>>586320024this isn't even close to the rice shower situation
Am I too late to post my podium?
>>586311730Yeppers alts tell a story of a girl who went through puberty, to becoming a wife, and knowing the joy of motherhood
>Announcer starts yelling her name just a few seconds after the late race starts>Still 5th place nearing the end>Runs it down>WinsFWUAARKK MY HERO
>try to do my CMs>1st match>finish>BLANK SCREEN>reset the game>same thing happens>reset again>another oneJohn Cygames please just because I bet against Yanko
Azuma wouldn't be able to find a umamusume compatible with someone with small weenie.
Would horses like Magnitude and Sovereignty even get a mention in Yanko's ingame career or is any horse that isn't made of nipponese steel folded over a thousand times treated like they don't exist?
>>586321010Tamachan
>>586321010bro super creek is RIGHT THERE
Not gonna lie the 1st Tracen Gang Beasts Invitational made me furious. Its taking everything I got not to throw vicious hate to King Halo. Sovereignty and Forever Young and real horse racing as a whole did enough to remind me that the girls dont deserve any hate but damn its hard.Waking up early in the morning because of time difference to watch it live and then seeing Hishi Miracle get rocked to shit throughout the matches and get thrown off the roof in her potential final and seeing her get condemned to the pool for losing is already difficult.But King Halo had to win as well. Going into the stream she was my least favorite uma gamer not too any of her own actions but because her fans are the worst since Mayano Top Gun and a lot of them are just frankly her own daughters.Now King Halo got a dominant win against Logotype and she gets to perform Ms. VICTORIA so im already bracing myself for all kinds of bullshit from her fans who probably dont even care Logotype got more KOs then Mejiro Ardan in the tournament. I mean for goodness sakes I have already seen people claiming Logotype only wins against bad gamers not even a minute after her final match.As frustrating as that is though I need to remind myself that in the end of the day King Halo isnt her fans she is just a quadruped ungulate. She only did what she was born and trained to do. So if any of you are angry or frustrated at King Halo I get it but please dont send any hate to the uma or her team. They just want to win and make the most out of their lives and deserve no hate.
>>586319762the raped
WOOF WOOF
Laurel...
>>586320024>Rice ShowerlolSov was ichiban ninki in both BCCsPretty much everyone expected him to win before they had to scratch him in the BCC Yanko won
BIIIIIIIIITCH
>>586320941of course, but vast majority of global that "watches" keiba don't know anything else but what Uma showed them because they don't do any researchIt's like when Americans always bring up Secretariat despite him now being the topic of the conversations
>>586321010Bigger tits = small cock lover
>>586319618lmao third-rate
tips on not dying when dove?
>>586320024They're calling it one of the most reddit posts of all time
>>586312590>The Alphaville song?>No, the other Forever Young>The Rod Stewart song?>No, the OTHER other Forever Young
KYOU MO KAGAMI CHANTO CHEKKUTSUINTERU MO OKAY FUWARI KYUUTO DE YOSHISUKOSHI TOOKU DE MITERUN DA KEDOCHIKADZUITE MISERU WA O NEW NA FARUKO NANO
>>586321368>rudolf paige>not ZRRretard kys i'm not helping you just because of this>t. eternus 2
>>586321352
>>586321159OOOOOOH HO HO HO HO HO!
>>586321469BRILLIANT STUFF!
>>586321048Yanko's uma career would focus on his 3rd and 4th year, so it'll be about his genmates and rivals like Sierra Leone and Fierceness. They all ran in the derby and the BCC twice.
This cm is so ass wtf
>>586321361umanko...
>>586321368Push waves and spend the time running boxes, pumpkins and candyAlso swap to Violet>Rudolf as Paige instead of ZRR???
Sexo
Hey, found some carats lying around
>>586321181Ardan's into petplay...
>>586321159
buono buono! lets get BIG!GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!
Tamamo Casquette wins 2nd race (2YO Maiden) at Tokyo
>>586321735Dober likes dogs as well, so it clearly runs in the family
>>586321696
>>586321734yum
Everyone here made it to Round 2 Group A already, right?
Unbelievably Cute!
>>586321559CUTE
daiwa LOVE
>>586321928it's day one, come onsurely nobody here is the seal getting clubbed
>>586320715cuuute!
>>586321831>ZRR in GRADEDi thought you were an architecht cause buono is your oshi, but it seems your actual fetish is masochism. good luck!
>>586321518>>586321634I just like Rudolf.
>>586321287I feel like i'm the weird one with how bold these people are. I see sometimes kids straight up directly tag race horse owners or trainers or reply to them and giving their takes on horse racing when at best it's all surface level knowledge or shit from wikipedia.Do they not know how embarrassing this is?
What's with the Tosen Jordan propaganda?
>>586322393americans generally have no shame, no
>>586322416
>>586312794super late reply but please dooh that one is sad...
>>586321559Always knew she was a whore
>>586322416i started falling for her a while ago and the other jordanposters are encouraging it
>>586322475typical eurocuck virgin afraid of voicing his opinionkeep being raped by mudslimes and doing nothing kek
>>586321735Poor girl, I bet she didn't get to play with dogs that much due to her frail body. Maybe that's why she enjoys making me use a collar, she's just pretending she has a dog of her own.
>>586322553What's the dumbest thing she could do? Marry you?
>>586316743Mambodanchud should've joined to wash away the 0pt humiliation
>Dream Journey used to break people's spirits by slowly cornering staff members before biting them in the neck area near the arterieswtf
waiter! more drama please!
wow
>>586322393What strikes me as retarded is when people bring down the horses their fav defeatedWouldn't you want to hype them up so that your fav looks better?
>>586322634yeah probably
At least she's still hot
>>586322416she's ballin
>>586322685Go read the Icarus discord
:D
>>586322682hes actually just evil we told you bro
3 spd 2 wit or2 spd 3 wit?
>>586322740Yeah and her trainer(jockey) prefers someone else(Shin Emperor)
>>586322770V...
I HATE CURREN
>>586321048>is any horse that isn't made of nipponese steel folded over a thousand times treated like they don't exist?Definitely not this. Pilsudski was Irish-bred and British-trained but still got some lines in FineMo's career
>>586322553I fell for it when doing her career ages ago
Does this mean yanko is a honest oshi pick?
>>586322587but I did just voice my opinion? american society is highly individualistic and modern social media is tailored towards loud individuals
>>586322845I need to let this woman bite my neck. As part of a Halloween costume, of course.
>>586322993You should not reply to obvious shitpost
>>586322770are the bots brokey
>"hmmm today I will do xyz">don't do anything at allstupid
>>586322945she spooked me but i did her career on 3x for the archive level. the propaganda made me revisit it and after that i was hopelessly smitten
>>586323091retard
Mambwos... one last run... please......
>>586323075Overseer predicting event outcomes is over
>>586323091I'm xyz and there's still time for you to do me
Etoile Hammer wins 3rd race (2YO Maiden) at Kyoto
>>586321928I didn't.I will make a carbon copy of some high performing team cause my team is insanely ass.
>>586323091Yes you are retarded, please stop breathing
>>586323217come the fuck on I JUST went to bed
>>586323358Join my club tomorrow
>>586323226It was never that useful anyways
>SIL post[-]
>>586323217wtf didn't you guys lock in when you dropped below 500, what happened
>>586323403umasumi
>>586323391>Knowing 100% of the time what choice to pick for what outcome wasn't usefuldisingenuous cunt, in a perfect world you've been flogged for such dishonesty
Stop being mean to Still
>>586322973you already know that cygames is going to make her xogger levels of broken when she's finally playable
remember mambros... the last second surge from the sea region jumps A+ by like 30m
>>586323754One of the hottest umas
ENTER GODEREIGNTY
my BIG HERO has not claimed a victory yet but that doesnt stop my hopes and dreams i know she will i believe she canBECAUSE SHES MY FUARKING HERO! i just got a podium so i believe with all my BIG heart she can do ithttps://files.catbox.moe/pdtvlj.mp4
who?
>>586323754given she'll be turf F it won't matter
>>586323791My mambros can make it
>>5863228170-10% speed growth? 3 speed even though it'll suck. 20% can let you work with 2 speed, though 15% can be fickle on 2 speed.
>>586323638Give 1 example of a support card event where it's useful
>>586323907idk this time
Ryusei Sakai on Forever Young:“There were parts in training where it seemed to be struggling a bit, or where it felt different from usual… Small signs, how should I put it… It was just a feeling, but something felt a little off.(When asked if the horse was unsettled in the gate) There was some of that. During saddling or in the gate. There were those small things.(When asked if the stay and adjustment at the track affected it) I have some ideas in my mind about what it might have been, but I’d like to discuss it with Mr. Yahagi and the stable staff. I don’t have a definitive answer yet.The pace wasn’t as fast as I expected, so I was able to settle smoothly in second. I didn’t think we’d be able to get that position, so I felt good about it as we went around the first turn. I still haven’t watched the race properly, but it felt similar to last year - the horse’s usual winning pattern, and I think things went very well.It wasn’t like Dubai (World Cup), where the response disappeared early, so the feeling was that we could win today as well. Up until I asked for the effort, that is. When Sovereignty came… I had already started asking a little before it arrived, hoping we could sprint together, but by the time Sovereignty got to us, the horse had nothing left. It’s not that easy, after all.”
>he is out there having sex on Halloween night>meanwhile I'm stuck here being a loserfuck my life
Mambo would have made it if they had me
>>586323625But... I'm not going to sleep... I only wanted to post a cute paam and helios...
>>586322690Powerful boobs..
>>586323897That's when the usa scenario will come in and dirt will matter.
>>586322691Losing to a top class horse like Sovereignty is nothing to be ashamed of. I think for horse racing specifically people need to learn that you can cheer for a horse but also be glad that everyone crossed the finish line safely. I really don't want to have another case of Liberty Island.
>>586324003I'll have sex with you
"fronts are bad" they said||btw my paces are also good, nishino has everything except turf/sprint S and curren is only missing gw and head-on||
>>586323913>Intentionally excluding race outcomes and the acupuncturistAre you a teacher? Because you're coming up with a dogshit homework assignment nobody cares enough to finish
>>586324042maji!?
>>586324003I'll watch
>>586323791If mambros weren't so lazy this wouldn't happen every single month
>>586322362marche shakute
>>586324062we just had the USA scenario and they give everyone dirt aptitudes so that they can actually be used
>>586324003stop obsessing about retards and start improving yourself what happened to reformed and ready
>||
>>586324074nah, sorry bro but win = fraudlose = jobbernothing else is allowed to be said
>>586324104>||||
Can't be perfect all the time. Forever Young will forever be a BCC champion and one of the richest horses ever.
>>586324003who cares about what some normie is fucking. probably has a few stds from her animal bfs
please dont make me fan farm mambros... do some runs..
>>586324168deformed and resigned
>>586324231why is everyone trying to be like an nba twitter niggerjust because docile goys love their sportsniggerball it doesn't mean that it works for the noble white people sport horse racing
>>586324106>event outcome predictor>brings up races
>>586324124Yeah, like that!
Just a few hours till Suzuka's signature race
>>586323996WellThat's it thenThe bill's come due
>>586324297im retarded
>>586323019Maybe I should roll for this horse.
>>586324375the lowest denominator infects everything, thats why zoomer lingo is so retarded
I am going to sleep thoughumasumi
Heart Note (Star Anise' half-sis) wins 3rd race (2YO Maiden) at Tokyo
between meisho KWABaru vs KWAB du nord vs loveKWAB and Forever KWABwho is winning Arima?
>>586324517good night bwo
>>586324458Mainichi Samba?
>>586324541Goliath.
>>586324087I want him>>586324135please do>>586324168he is not a retard and I'm not obsessed kay
>seiun hades
aren't we supposed to get GL in november?
and with that nishino POWAH takes me to group A what a spectacular uma with such a big heart
>>586324595You still haven't told us who he is sis
>>586324532the efforiaspawn are killing it today
>>586324618theory here but I think they paused it a bit for Thanksgiving, we were definittely tracking for a November GM otherwise
I believe in /ourHERO/ the talking horse Kwab du nord he will cheer us up
>>586324618fucking overanni was 3 days after the start of the windy banner which should be well in november
>>586324618*GM fuck me
I love Still In Love
>>586324401>race outcomes don't have choices you can predict for -20 or -5 energyDo you even play the game? Why are you even discussing the effect of cheating?
35093217February Stakes 1600m Tokyo Dirt
>>586324713>today
>>586324618Why delay it
>been thinking about 2 specific umas a lot>be thinking about them while playing>they appear at the same time as gl supportsmrw
>>586324618Oh that means Dancho cup is still in GL then? Fuck
>>586324765you want dom dom? i give you dom dom
>>586324560
>>586324618windy is the 2nd anni uma? wtf was she that poopular?
>>586324759My bad I haven't done an optional race in a month
>>586324074Secondaries unironically believed the dodging meme when Sov is just unfortunately a sickly horse. At his best form, he is the best dirter active and was the no.1 favorite in both BCCs.
>>586324618Oh shit, Helios and V.Ines DOES overlap. I'll pull on Ines first and go for Helios if I get lucky
>>586324716that's retardedall the support staff are in japana holiday period is the ideal time for dropping a major update because people will be able to play it all day
>>586324804Go home and be a family man for Thanksgiving weekend.
>>586324694Me. I'm her boyfriend.
>>586324873retardCB is 2nd Anni Uma
>>586324798yeah its not really a stretch to say he's gonna be the next sunday silence in terms of genetically being fucking everywhere huh
>>586324936Don't lieTahbo is the second anni uma
>>586324910I'm not American
>>586324925Proof?
Ramonu?
>>586324618>CM is over a week before November is over>no sign of GMFucking WHYThere will be nothing to do for a week, nobody is going to touch GL.
>>586324618WE ARE GETTING THE RAMONU AND ANCESTORS BANNER, BROS. BELIEVE. THAT'S WHAT THE DELAY IS FOR.
>>586324992Become one
>>586323239I think I'm going to start slowly giving up bit by bit, so I won't be doing that sorry. not like I hadn't already but minor things like that which had some light shining through should be shut off so I can mentally disconnect for good. nothing positive has ever happened by holding on so might as well let go and take it easyextremely sleepy, good night
>>586324984trve trve
>>586325115that would be giga based if they would do this to amend for their past mistake
>>586313587Vodka without meme western THICC obsession
>>586324847GoodDanchos should suffer
I love little girls
>>586324618YESITS ALMOST TIME FOR RYAN LOVE
>>586325149umasumi
>>586324953lmaoHow about we see how his kids do in classics before saying anything like thatAnd you need to check how many foals Sundayman had in his first croponly 67 (Efforia had 126)And yet that crop gave him multiple G1 winnersOnly Pui could ever measure to Sundayman as a sire
>>586325149Don't give up, you'll find someone. Have a good night <3
>>586325115why would they delay the whole anniversary by almost 3 weeks instead of just moving ancestors up
Not gonna lie the Triple Crown Danchou Cup made me furious. Its taking everything I got not to throw vicious hate to Not A. Andarion and Tyler and real danchuds as a whole did enough to remind me that the danchous dont deserve any hate but damn its hard.Waking up early in the morning because of time difference to watch it live and then seeing Axia boosting Not A to the sky throughout the race and Tyler get thrown off after wasting his potential final and seeing him jobbing is already difficult.But Not A had to win as well. Going into the race he was my least favorite danchoud gamer not too any of his own actions but because his fans are the worst since Uma&Co and a lot of them are just frankly his own ERPsisters.Now Not A got a dominant win against Tyler and he gets to perform Ms. VICTORIA so im already bracing myself for all kinds of bullshit from his clubdacchis who probably dont even care Tyler got more fans than the entire Autis/uma/ combined. I mean for goodness sakes I have already seen people claiming Tyler only wins against B+ danchous not even a minute after her final match.As frustrating as that is though I need to remind myself that in the end of the day Not A isnt his clubdacchis he is just a metanigger pigGOD. He only did what he was born and brainwashed to do. So if any of you are angry or frustrated at Not A I get it but please dont send any hate to the danchud or his club. They just want to win and make the most out of their lives and deserve no hate.
>>586325410eosthere will be no gm
>>586325427too many word sorry
>>586325149you'll be fine, sleep well
HYPER RETARD HEREWHY DOES STAY GOLD KNOW ABOUT HER HORSE FORM IRLWHY DID EBAYAN LOSE HARD TODAY
>>586325410global is slowing down.the 4 year gap must be maintained
>>586324618>The Fuku/Taiki rerun is completely wiped from the scheduleUnless the format didn't have space and it's somehow during the Biko/Marvie SSRs, but that'd actually be pretty funny. But knowing I only have to worry about Helios for the month is a nice relief.>>586325115It may be futile, but I want to believe, I got my tinfoil hat ready.
>>586324882Understandable, rare to see someone without a massive ego.This cheat was ported by the sweeptosher guy I think before MANT so we were competing against neighas cheating energy for their +30 races.As for your original request, Speed maya's head-on event, Riko's first date, twin turbo's cards, speed fuku's gamble, and any other random support card spook where you'd get a choice for stats with a risk of -energy.No idea if it extended to the racewear events and if it the two choices had a different condition (charming, fast learner, practice perfect) proc rate
>>586324618Ramonu when?
>>586325427This would've been better if you mentioned the clubs instead
Live look at my dick before and after seeing mummy Creek
>>586325481mommy..
>>586325560After Windy's banner
>>586325590I've been there, one of the coolest hikes you can do
>>586325427>herCurrenwhores do a fact check on this one now
>>586325664His cock is big enough for you to hike it?
>>586324618Currently outside bwos can't make a new schedule for OP until I get back home which still in couple of hours
>>586325590It deflated and became a nipple?
>>586325524>アオハル杯why the hell did they call it a unity cup banner
>>586325708Yeah
>>586325576desu I don't even know which clubs participated, I went with the results and the most mentioned danchou names
>>586325376yeah true, ive not looked into this too far past watching the races and looking at the pediegree posts. its cool to see all that stuff tho
Good night bwos
>>586325427
>>586325773It exploded
>>586325780We got the Aoharu update early
I love my umawife
>>586325780probably because that's when JP got the nu unity?
>>586325780Gametorah reuses banner images because they're lazy and globalbabbs can't read Japanese
Will there be club drama tomorrow?
>>586325427>Tyler got more fans than the entire Autis/uma/ combinedactually one of our dacchis this month beat me by about 10m fans, he wanted to raise a significant buffer so that our bwos could properly flatline
>>586325918don't tell anyone but mambo will explode
>>586325885She spooked me the other day. Is she usable?
>>586325931I thought you said that was your alt in the club chat
Vestlandet wins 4th race (3YO+ Jump Maiden) at Kyoto
>>586326005All umas are usableIf you mean "good enough even if not meta", no
Time for retarded tourists to roll for Helios and automatically win Mile cms
>>586325918Allen will betray mama for sadposting again and xe will be clubless, only to return to uma&cock
>>586326105that's how every future cm works bwo
>>586326029bwo dont make up stories to gaslight people... d** has been a valuable dacchi since day 1...
Who the fuck is Tyler
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
time for gyaruGODs to roll for helios and automatically win mile CMs
>>586326172The creator
>>586326143Helios is actually popular
WHY IS EVERYONE GOING TO SLEEP!?First Helios bwo and now Chevachi!
22 skills, 5 of those goldwhat the helly
>>586326172a league streamer i think
helios dropping tomorrow?
>>586326172"Ninja" blevins
>>586326147what else am I supposed to do to pass the time
>>586326260that's orthogonal to the fact that if you roll for the uma releasing just before a cm you will autowin most of them
>>586326318late next week now
>>586326270It's all rng
WWYD if they swap Ramonu and ancestors? And ancestors get free pulls instead?
>>586326172You do not talk about Autisuma club
>>586326269Admire Cute
>>586326443I'd be bricked
>>586326443skip gm and save for big mac wit
>no GM until next month I'm dropping this kusoge for the whole month, fuck all of cygames I hope Yanko dies on this trip back to Japan and if he doesn't that all his progeny never win a race
theres more fronts than i expected so im thinking about the best thing that can complement for my roided el if theres too many fronts
>>586326443I guess I'm using my free pulls on Ancestors then>>586326529Gold City bukkake
>>586326443>WWYDWinning TicketWonder AcuteYamanin ZephyrDaitaku Helios ??????????
just quit the game fully at this point retard
>>586326269Bro that's Machitan
>>586326443Anon, that requires effort, which goes against cygames whole business strategyRemember when everyone thought they'd release throne early?
>seething seth
>>586326663Shut the FUCK UP!
2nd anniversary was almost 2 weeks after windy on JPperfectly within reason that it drops on dec 1/2
>>586326269helios bwo is an unc and needs his beauty sleep
>forcing danchuds to suffer in GL again for the Japan Cupsasuga cykeks
>>586326697Everyone thinking we'd get 0.75% instead of 0.5% on first Kita banner was funny as well
>>586324618>no urara/rice rerun bannerWhat the FUCK. I hope we still get the unity 2 half TP at least>>586325780It's when Unity 2 comes out for JP
>>586326697>effort??????? just write "make ramonu ancsestor banner" in BourbonGPT
>>586326172guy with dent
How do I make sure I dream of something nice, like Mejiro Palmer riding my lap?
>>586326824Don't remind me of that bullshit
>>586326808its so fucking over
Holy shit, nobody cares about cuckchou cuckp or whatever the fuck you stupid faggot
Time to roll for my new oshi, V.Ines
>>586324618>can't get KYS card for the finalsAre they fucking retard?
>>586322682orf's just tsunderejaani's the one that actually inherited Halo's evil blood
>>586326697>>586326824changing shit like that would be trivial compared to what they've done with forwarded balance patches, scenario 2.0s and of course umagrokit's probably a case of they don't want to mess with the gacha too much or they might piss off JP players
>>586326105Is Helios really that easy to build?
>>586316791lol lmao
>Holy shit, nobody cares about cuckchou cuckp or whatever the fuck you stupid faggotHow come Mambros are so based like this?
>>586324618>an entire skip monthThank you CyGODS
falco is fucking impossible to trainwho gave her such a dogshit career
Does Almond Eye only fuck big black stallions?
>>586324618Less than one week until I can reunite the nigetomo! Wei~
Idea Buccellati wins 4th race (2YO Debut) at Tokyo
>>586326735I think the problem is no GM, rather than no Ramonu
>>586327192It's a thankless job
>>586327225What the fuck is an Almond Eye?
>>586327282Here's a picture of her
>lose>lose>lose>lose>lose>3 wins all with clanked softball matchesEOMM isn't real though.
>>586326853What takes more time and effortTo write "swap banners in this code", copy and pasteOr
>>586327192I am not from there you retard
>>586324618>a whole MONTH of Glue Livebwos...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En85iaPNXek
>>586327265they come out at the same timelooking at the banners around 1.5 anni, they also delayed the anni for global (6 days after cafe stam) compared to JP (5 days after)so i think it's going to drop in the first couple days of december
>ancestors replacing ramonuWhat's with this retarded gaslight? Are dramafags so bored they have to write fanfics now?
>>586327446
>>586327573>me when I see mambro
>>586327551Ao3 is down
Ancestors + Ramonu in one banner would solve a chunk of my pull plan. Therefore, I pray.
>>586327705desire sensor will just give you 5 ancestors and 0 ramonu
>>586327573aiiieee don't doxx me
>>586327774desire sensor can suck my brown ass
>>586327573what trainee is for me if i look like this
How about you sense this bread? Its quite new too
>>586322416>propagandaanon, Jordan is an /uma/-certified uma.we all love Jordan here
>>586327705Mating press Suzuka in the confessional booth
>>586326443I would still roll cause I have to MLB both. Then again, I think people need to accept that they can just "skip" a scenario, especially with globals accelerated schedule.Just 4 Months of just lolly gagging. I'd recommend building legacies to make parent making much easier.Soon we're shifting to a meta of specialised cards being used for specific styles and unless you're whaling you won't have enough carats to get all the good cards for every style.
>releasing 2 sprint cards after sprint CM is overbravo retards
>>586327957Curren
>>586324618No Helios for the finals :(
>>586327213t. soon will kill himself when facing valentine fujin
>>586324618Why does it stop at the 21st? Shouldn't CB be on the 28th?
>>586326172the gamer dent guy
>>586328039Akebono is sex?
>>586327573chammi aquarius cup 2nd strategy
this fucking N****R stole my win
>>586327369Same. On paper my team should win easily, but I just got wrecked hard.I know Sprints are random but god damn. I'm taking an hour break before doing my other 2 CM runs.
>>586312770Mambodancho...?
>>586328182>camping taikideserved
>>586328182I saw one lose to an s+ kingu
>>586328034also every other CM is replaced by LoHskipping ancestors only matters for 3 CMs (1 CM is before ancestors)LoH you should be able to plat 4 regardless
>>586328182kwab
>>586325427Why do you keep saying Not A
>didn't even make top 3 >lost to a neigha named passwordactually washed
>>586328182SHES NOT A N*****R ITS A TANbecause she is an amazon
>>586328290personally i'll be MLBing ancestors cause i've been told it's really good for parent making for about 8 months so unless people convince me otherwise i'll gladly MLB it
>>586328590why does working for bezos make her brown
>>586328650low iq people work as delivery
>>586328619limit breaking is basically pointless for parent farming as we'll have no problem hitting SS and the next threshold is like US or something
>>586328182ggs, was me
>>586328098I already kill myself when fighting XOguris in Mediums, End Closers during Longs, and Fronts everywhere except Sprintsone more suicide won't kill me.
>>586328749but what about skills and SP?
>>586324618What's an Uma Outing? I think I saw it like for one day when I started this game.
Akiten is tonight right?
>>586328852those are the dates you and your trainee go on during recreation
What did Palmer mean by this?
>>586328852you take an uma on a lil date cutscene for bond points and some small rewards
>>586328749really?does auto ignore the 10% TE when giving stats?
>>586325738don't worry bby I got your back, fix any mistake I made when you're backnew bread with updated schedule>>586328981>>586328981>>586328981
>>586328841ancestors only gets stamina bonus and TE at higher LBi'm not sure exactly how umagrok calculates stats but the contribution to SP should be pretty negligible, it would be a different story if it had hint levels
>>586328935nyes
>>586324618>next cm in 2 weeksi want off this ride
>>586328808https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSvFpBOe8eY
>>586328841what about it? you already get more SP than you can spend on actual (non-rating-padding) skillsthe only skills you want from ancestors are guaranteed so lb for hint levels doesn't matter
>>586328749you can probably push 1100 a lot easier on a few important stats in GM so there will still be some minmaxing. It just won't be as purely pass/fail as SS on GL is.
>>586328953she wants to leave hickies on you
>>586329143But I'm just her trainer.
>>586328852An event you can do twice a day for over a week where you take an uma out to a dating area to take a fun screenshot. You build bond levels with your uma but get some fun gibs like 50 carats for 150 carats total and some TP pots.
>>586329272And she wants you to be her BF (boyfriend) with intentions of marriage in the future.
>>586329651But she's gay for Helios?
