Previous: >>586311730New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/9FwDmrbvdVQ>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Hokko Tarumae (3*), New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho, SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai TeioCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: New Beginnings Part 2, Happy New Future>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg11/05 - Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston Machan11/05 - Uma Outing Event11/09 - V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus 11/09 - Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
>>586328981Yanko...
>>586329085Loser. Enjoy 5th place.
WHY IS CB NOT IN NOVEMBERANONS POSTING PROPAGANDA CONDITIONED MEI CAN'T WAIT ANOTHER MONTH!
does the SS rank for parents change some time in the future?
>>586329085I'm also a loser we're meant to be
>>586328981Kneel.
>>586328981stop making threads that trip my filters
>>586329212umama..
So I waited around Keeneland for a while and Sovereignty didn't perform a victory concert?
>>586329186allegedly the next rank threshold is UE and i don't think umagrok will be able to make that for a long time
>>586329157you sound in painperhaps waiting really is worse than(mr)CBT
>>586329186Nest upgrade threshold is UE
>>586329217Yankomanko...
who's the cow again?
>>586329186UE but it's barely an upgrade
bwos, do I just give up on the ramonu banner if i don't get any non-spark copies in 200?
>>586329186SS is easier to hit in GM clanking.There is a smaller spark quality increase in UE which we are a long time away from clanking.
>>586329274>>586329297Oh so instead of moving the ranking it has brackets, got itI was really worried that it would change so SS wasn't good enough anymorespeaking of which, should I just full send all my loops in GL? I'm currently doing it in unity cup for ignited spirit power + nsm + it's on
Sorry, anons. Mr. CB needs another month to get ready for you.
>>586329430Yes. Ramonu isn't as good as people claim.
>tfw stuck home on Halloween when I could be out at a cosplay party getting footplay from some slut in an uma costumeGod fucking DAMNIT
>>586329430you go for 400 and use crystals gwo
>Dubai - ACK>Prix de -ACK>Spring Tri -ACK>Dirt Cr -ACK>Triple Cro -ACK>BCC repe- ACK
>>586329558but if I end up with 2LB total, (both sparks, 1 crystal), then the carats were just a waste, no?
>>586329638crystals (plural)
>>586329638this is why everyone advises to only pull cards with 600 pulls ready unless you are willing to crystal
>>586329706i only have 1 because i used them all up on creek and kita
Why I shouldn't use my SSR crystals on Ramonu?
>>586329515unfortunately she is because at mlb she gives skills at max discount and you will need it in l'arc if you don't hate yourself
just barely made it
My club will implode next month
>>586329794You should use them on your style wit card
>>586329713She's so fertile
>>586329768that still keeps you at 2LB (3 sparks and no copies) at worst
>>586329770you still go for 400 and just accept that you're bricked and either need to go 600 or get her on a rerun
>>586329850mambwo...
>>586329838that's danger closeWasnt last week ended at 1,025,000 semen retention?
I lost to clankers 3 times today.........
>>586329493SEXO
>L'arc is a 1 wit card scenario>Fronts are rolling both Ramonu and Barbin????
wasn't GM going to be released in November with Ramonu? Are they slowing down?
raping spirit stamina
>>586329869Siriusly beautiful!
rate day 1 of cm21
>>586329430front? you'll be perfectly fine, you need bourbon morepace/late? not ideal, you don't get to upgrade for 1.5 scenariosend? don't even think about it, you're using ramonu for ages>>586329430>>586329515>>586329638ramonu is overrated, but she also isn't MLB or bust, your wit output will suffer a bit but the main thing you need her for is her SP bonus and skill hints and those are mostly there at 1LB+ with 2LB having an extra hint level (= big SP discount)
Not gonna lie the Triple Crown Danchou Cup made me furious. Its taking everything I got not to throw vicious hate to Not A. Andarion and Tyler and real danchuds as a whole did enough to remind me that the danchous dont deserve any hate but damn its hard.Waking up early in the morning because of time difference to watch it live and then seeing Axia boosting Not A to the sky throughout the race and Tyler get thrown off after wasting his potential final and seeing him jobbing is already difficult.But Not A had to win as well. Going into the race he was my least favorite danchoud gamer not too any of his own actions but because his fans are the worst since Uma&Co and a lot of them are just frankly his own ERPsisters.Now Not A got a dominant win against Tyler and he gets to perform Ms. VICTORIA so im already bracing myself for all kinds of bullshit from his clubdacchis who probably dont even care Tyler got more fans than the entire Autis/uma/ combined. I mean for goodness sakes I have already seen people claiming Tyler only wins against B+ danchous not even a minute after her final match.As frustrating as that is though I need to remind myself that in the end of the day Not A isnt his clubdacchis he is just a metanigger pigGOD. He only did what he was born and brainwashed to do. So if any of you are angry or frustrated at Not A I get it but please dont send any hate to the danchud or his club. They just want to win and make the most out of their lives and deserve no hate.
>>586330016Sometimes fronts are simply the worst style in a given CM so I want to have an option when I train Paces
>>586330089>Not gonna lie the Triple Crown Danchou Cup made me furious. Its taking everything I got not to throw vicious hate to Not A. Andarion and Tyler and real danchuds as a whole did enough to remind me that the danchous dont deserve any hate but damn its hard.>>Waking up early in the morning because of time difference to watch it live and then seeing Axia boosting Not A to the sky throughout the race and Tyler get thrown off after wasting his potential final and seeing him jobbing is already difficult.>>But Not A had to win as well. Going into the race he was my least favorite danchoud gamer not too any of his own actions but because his fans are the worst since Uma&Co and a lot of them are just frankly his own ERPsisters.>>Now Not A got a dominant win against Tyler and he gets to perform Ms. VICTORIA so im already bracing myself for all kinds of bullshit from his clubdacchis who probably dont even care Tyler got more fans than the entire Autis/uma/ combined. I mean for goodness sakes I have already seen people claiming Tyler only wins against B+ danchous not even a minute after her final match.>>As frustrating as that is though I need to remind myself that in the end of the day Not A isnt his clubdacchis he is just a metanigger pigGOD. He only did what he was born and brainwashed to do. So if any of you are angry or frustrated at Not A I get it but please dont send any hate to the danchud or his club. They just want to win and make the most out of their lives and deserve no hate.wow
>>586330016I'm using Ramonu on other styles, I've never ran 3 fronts and probably never will
>>586329886And willing
>>5863300793/5 i love gambling
>>586330179>shakur casual cosplayholy fucking based
Rasgueado wins 5th race (2YO Debut) at Kyoto
>>586330079sweep tosho is somehow scarier than kingu / 10
>>586330079i am too roided for once instead of only having cope on opening day
>>586330179Is it normal for commercial TV reporters to plug their own socials?
Where is it cygames?
>>586330194
>>586280383Through the magic of sending a DM and waiting for a response, I have found an answer: https://x.com/ZhyDouble2256
>>586330079I hate the open cm discord faggots.
>>586330179That reporter is flummoxed
>>586330087latecucks... nyo...
>>58633007965%wr, could be worse i guess
>>586330179Why's it all trannys and faggots
>>586330087don't get me wrongyou really, really want MLB because of +2 wit bonus and max level hintsbut you can cope with lower LB as long as you make it your top priority to upgrade to MLB ASAPshe's still better than every other wit card except maybe for raw wit output (and witmaxxing doesn't actually matter that much)
>>586330179>looks at skin colorchecks out
>>586330426She looks like a chud!
>>586330430LEWD TITSdownvote
Reminder for burgers, daylight saving time is ending! Due to gaining an extra hour during the night, everything will be moved forward 1 hour!
I can't keep up with an uma...
>>586330079half-assed building my curren, I'll have to remake her
>>586330194I think Opera Mare needs correction
>>586330087then, is it retarded of me to stick to 200 pulls, 2LB (1 copy, 1 spark, 1 crystal), so I can funnel more carats into style-specific cards? specifically pokke speed, meaning I get 600 on that instead of 400.or would funneling it to dura/dia be better?
>>586330430that guy uses AI
>>586330623Is Spe the only ugly girl in her family?
>>586330653i'm going to fucking kill myself
>>586330079Made A group easily, but my aces are caca so I'm expecting a rough Round 2
>>586330736Who cares?
>>586330049Dia has that skill and she always proccs it around me..
>>586330773an extra hour of sleep is the good one
>>586330179tfw posted this a few threads ago but got no replies
>>586330079you all lied about fronts being bad /10
>>586330430>cigarettes>actual meds>lewd figuresnips are living the life
>>586330769Kinda sad for Spe...
Any rollers?
>>586330079I have no idea why my ace has 0% winrate
>>586330769spe is sexy tho?
>>586330915>gold healnyo
>>586330769
>>586330728yes, see >>586330615i'm just saying getting 1-2LB is copeable and not a bricked account by any means
>>586330879>frontsissy getting uppity on day 1
SPECHUD HATE
>>586330915>a terrible gold healhmm
>>586330915leave it to the buhis
>>586330773You mean Mckill yourself
>>586330016L'arc is 2 wit on mile/med because Ramonu is that good
>>586330971I too would fuck that hot bomb
>>586330880that's an indonesian
>>586330881she had to sacrifice herself so her descendants could have more romantic stories
>>586330797humans do, fucking retard
>>586330879>you all lied about fronts being bad /10
>>586330915hell no those stats are garbage with that specialty priority and the skills are abysmal
>>586331114rooms aren't reflective of the real cm
>>586330079first time actually gunning for an A finals win instead of B, and it feels like shit...
>>586330079I learned Sprint S makes a difference in at least 5 races I did, I'm glad I did that/10.
>>586330971Pump and dump tier uma
>>586330179Don't the adult men have a lot of male characters to cosplay as? Rhetorical question, I already know they're secondaries or tourists.
>>586328995Thank you bwo! It looks good!Won't be coming back home for a while so much appreciated!
>>586331063it's over...
>>586331114>this small sample is representative of the whole playerbaseRetard that doesn't know how statistics work/10
>>586330079>4-4-5-5Definitely gonna lose in finals anyway
>>586331160this so much.. there is less players sending data in than there is for the retention line for class 6
>>586331114>hakurakufag who thinks all his gay little room match data is gospel
>>586331114>jeeteraku Only browns do gay practice rooms before CMs
>>586331114>did not see a single Cheer Halo winUh huh sure buddy
Dober cute
Ramonu HATE until she proves me otherwise and gives me MLB
>>586331372
>>586331430don't think this tactic gonna work on a Ramonu.
Royal Vase wins 5th race (2YO Debut) at Tokyo
>>586331372>mou
>>586331194Ah, yes. Uma Musume's diverse male cast, featuring well-known characters such as Trainer-san....and Roppei...
Look it's your wife!
i haven't used a crystal yet
>Have very strong End Closers for this CM>Didn't get into Group A tonight>2 wins 3 LossesI refuse to believe I faced 15 or so hardcore racers on day one round one.Yes, it's Halloween and only enthusiasts are probably playing tonight but that's horse shit. I know my team is good.
>>586331556>english "translation" from seanigs
>>586331562Kitahara has a good outfit
>>586331574WOW! I love fucking my cute boy wife in her porsche!
>>586331370I think I saw like 1 end halo today, don't think the general population really keeps up with the meta
>>586330881She's so gorgeous I'd kill to watch her make out with Almond Eye
REAL Frontgawds don't do rooms anymore because there's nothing to test. The style is solved. They just loop all day and let it rip on CM.
>>586331194No not really. Personally I've been trying to think of how to do a male version of my favorite uma because I don't want to wear a fucking skirt but I have no idea what the equivalent would look like.
>>586331616>he believed the fake room metahakuraku is the biggest gaslight global has pushed desu
>>586331616>another victim of the hakuraku gaslightcase in point >>586331160>>586331270
>>586331667Please fuck her in your bedroom like a normal person...
>>586331471my paizuri slave
>>586331372Dober is so precious
>>586331538then what? I have to shill her? it would be humiliating if she cucked me out of an MLB supoka
>>586328981Why is Azuma so popular? What did she even do? She's not even playable
>>586331717Who's the uma
>>586331616>Have very strong End ClosersPost it and we'll be the judge of this statement. Also>End Closers>Closers>sYou shouldn't run more than 1 ends because of how kingu inherit work
>>586331625I should work out how to fix Krita so that I can typeset shit againor see if the new slopshop program people keep shilling is usable
>>586331690This.Pace and endchuds spend over 2000 hours every CM circle jerking to Hakuraku "data" and rooms that reinforce their beliefs only to lose to FrontGAWDsLatekeks meanwhile always talk about how "the style gets good, just give it another year we'll be kangz soon"
>>586331574>>586331667Does she really count as a boy wife?
>>586331606luckgawds DEATH.
Marvelous Sunday on a Sunday (in Japan).Sadly this was my monthly SSR Ticket but it could be worse. Probably.
I'm using ogurin and winning as I always do, don't care about faguraku dataIf losing, win
>>586331895>Why is (mega hot anime babe) popular?
>>586331690this but unironicallymax spd pow wit, grab distance S, pp+dd, i.wit second wind, and gw then let the goddesses decide your fate in the actual cmfront doesn't care about room comp so we don't have to adjust skills to what styles are popular in a cmjust go fast, get first and win
>>586331750i hate how half the stats on hakuraku for each CM are just oshi niggers artificially inflating the rankings with their whale piggy umas
>>586330079entered the wrong ace by accident without realizing and still qualified/10
>>586331940I would NOT last a minute against her tits
y hors sex????
>>586331763But her boyfit in that image is hot as hell and super cute, plus doing it in her expensive 911 is hot!We'll fuck in the bed the same night as well, the posche is just the appetizer.>>586331940Yes.
>>586331895She is Abe Shinzo but an uma.
>>586331895mare pussy
>>586331562>Kitahara>Spicaman>The recurring fans shown in the anime>Bourbon's trainer (cosplayers are out of shape so this is a no-go)>Dicta Striker's (this one is doable by everyone that isn't below 5' tall)seriously nigger it's not that difficult https://umamusu.wiki/List_of_Characters#Anime-exclusive>Can even show up as some steel ball run character but the only ones that will recognize you are homosexuals looking for gay sex>>586331717>Personally I've been trying to think of how to do a male version of my favorite uma because I don't want to wear a fucking skirt but I have no idea what the equivalent would look like.Just think what a trainer would wear when he's trying to looksmatch with his underaged daughterwifeAlso bring the daughterwife as well to make it very obvious
>>586332194Implied kiss is kinda hot
The only reason you like Tarumae
>>586332000The classic.
>>586331471Peak eroticism
I thought it was long...
narita taishin marriage yes or no?
>>586332146I am indeed going to blow her back out
>>586332285I love my king
Ramonu Wit is unironically stressing me out so much. I haven't loathed a banner ever since I started this game. Hell, not even Kita was this bad. Holy fucking shit, can't they give us 150 free pulls instead?
>>586332390I'm not into boys so no
>>586332295I see two big reasons
>>586332431would that 30 extra pulls make a big difference to you?
>>586332390Taishin reverse rape
>NOOOOOO I MUST GET ALL META CARDS OR I AM LE BRICKED KEKED FAGGOTget a life retard
NOOOOOO I MUST GET ALL META CARDS OR I AM LE BRICKED KEKED FAGGOT
>>586332513post CM plats
>>586332295That is true.I would visit Tomakomai every once in a while if I could do whatever I wanted to her tits.
>>586332443I have fapped to this
>>586332563noneI click auto-select and skip everything
>>586332119>>586331763
>snackers when you tell them to get their shit together
>>586332472idk. i'd ask for 200, but that isn't happening, so 150 feels lile the reasonable upper limit
You must get all meta cards or you are bricked.
>>586332513post cards
>>586332513meant for >>586332556don't forget to use the quoting feature next time, friend
Akiten is today huh...
>>586332556>>586332668Uhh bros where's the desuwa??
>none>I click auto-select and skip everything
I ACTIVATE PLAYTIME IS OGRE
Nishino Masamune wins 6th race (2YO Debut) at Kyoto
>>586331105You are not human, faggot
>tfw mambo is 99% snackers and we all post about our pulls whenever a new banner comes out
>>586332706Desuwa~
>>586332706>can't even shitpost properly gonna kms desu wa
Guess the Uma>TEIO TEIO TEIO
>>586332879Desuhowa~
>>586332957Kitachud Buracku
Have sex with umas.
thoughts?
why does it feel like /uma/ is tsun for her
>>586333031I simply don't find kitaling interesting
DANCHOUWE'RE 3 MILLION AWAY FROM AAIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>586333031who even is this
Stop what you're doing and have sex with your trainee right now desuwa
I know they cheated, but I just can't prove it
>>586332613
>>586329085>>586328981Yanko is like me who dominates against jobbers at Group B and lose badly against good competition at Group A
>>586331895Sexo mommy who is implied have feeling for (you) but cuck herself out due to her duty as THE ambassador of uma x human fucking
>>586332879Cute.>>586332890You rectified the mistake so you are doing fine.
>>586333027peak mare
I didn't know it was possible to make her look even worse
Someone should make a winning concert with Next Frontier or Ms Victoria from the chud race
Me in my club
if i don't get at least 2 (or even 3) ramonus from the free pulls, i'm skipping her
>>586332513>>586332556>>586332668unironically, game starts feeling like shit if you're stuck permaborrowing a human rights card. felt it with Riko during Unity and Kita during URA. If Ramonu bricks your account, you'll slowly spiral down back to Class 4 and Open League for the entirety of 2027-2028
>>586332194wait a minute, that's Biko
>>586333126kwab du nord
>>586333110AAAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEI'M FARMING FANS RIGHT NEOW
>neighas already bricking frontGODSFuck off
>>586333175I'll never get tired of these tits being posted
>>586332890let me do the honors
>>586333280kys
>>586333175Would she actually let her trainer do this?
>>586332194>nice>wait, whose shoes these are?>pull out Uma db like in the acclaimed The Incredibles movie made by Pixar in 2004>oh...Pic ruined.
>>586333641yes
Guys I realized I'm the biggest fag in this general. Based on this, which uma is for me?
>>586333663you should remember her shoes after having stole them
>>586333623but I dont wanna kiss my sister
>>586333680fm
is the akiten getting streamed in the usual place? he isnt live
>no anon itt has experienced brutal supoka bricking up to nowdie, all of you
>>586333425>permaborrowing a human rights cardramonu is only human rights for 1 scenario for front/pace, 1.25 scenarios for pace, and 1.75 scenarios for lateshe gets powercrept by specialist cards quickly and GM is the last 2 wit card scenario. meanwhile ends would rather run CB if it's 1 wit card per deck
>only one gold chain endedwee...
>>586333527real front mains wouldn't ever brag like those. They know their style is already obsolete. It's probably pace/late/ends trying to smear their image
>>586333748We got 1000 rolls Kitasan in the OG bannerHe got all our curses
>>586333817>sorry, but we don't want to become sperm tissues like you!
>>586333695this is my wife
>>586333680kitasan
>>586333793>front/pacewhoops meant to type front/end
Any Cesario nonnies?
Imagine placing worse than a horse that just won his first race>just as I post this, I turn around and see a sobbing Forever Young looking at my screenthey are going to kill me
>>586333817Tarumae is tall
Go Go Punch wins 6th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Tokyo
>>586333680Pokke looks and acts like a man
any deck setups for all styles with perma-borrow Ramonu?
>>586333748did you miss Tachyon/Light Hello release threads? /uma/ was on suicide watch
>>586333882>TarumaeToo late for that>FalcoShe's safe because nobody would ever fap to her
~3 hours
>>586334131yes
Forever Fraud
>>586334131>he's pulling for ancestors instead of ramonulol
>>586332095You're supposed to assess the data, not just believe numbers presented on the screen as is.
>>58633415410 hours https://youtu.be/Q8w7Cb9C04w?is=XoI6HzvY0YszYLrl
>>586334154>CDN>gate 1rigged
>>586333984>Time Paradoxthe early-mid 2000s dirt horses are sorely missing from the uma cast. Gold Allure (dad of falco, espo, and rickey), Vermilion, Blue Concorde, Admire Don, Time Paradoxit doesnt help that one of the main dirt horses of that era (Kane Hekili) is a kaneko horse so he'll never be added but the rest of them have enough other rivals for that to not be an issue for their character
>>586333793anon, taishin is all the way in UAF, ends are using ramonu for ages
>>586334117My paizuri wife..
>>586334221She deserves all the donuts tonight
>>586334228nyo, planning out contingencies for when that bitch cucks me out of all her skill hints and SP
I've just realized I'm the straightest and most conservative anon here. Which uma would make the best submissive tradwife for me?
>>586334449grass
>>586334159post?
>>586334302you'd really sacrifice daring strike? the one gold that keeps the whole running style relevant?
>>586334417Imagine you're in front of them jerking off and they're both begging for your load on their breasts. Which one are you giving it to?
>>586333725I do
I've just realized I hate this place, goodnight
>>586334449fuji
>>586334154ahhhh, to see the birth of a new narrative, only for it to be snuffed out like the rest on the final leg.
>>586334534Kiss this.
>>586334449Also Kita
>>586334546See you tomorrow Darling
>>586334417>>586334335>>586334117yeah, there is no way I can last more than one week before breeding my trainee
>>586334523doesn't matter as the other will lick it off and start cumswapping
Zephyr is so much sexier and prettier than Flash it's not even comparable.
>>586334154>croix du fraud isn't the favorite anymorekwab
confess your sins
>>586333484FARM HARDERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>586334154WTF I DIDN'T REALISE CDN WAS RACING
>>586334518yes? a gold midrace is a gold midrace and uma is an accel game
>>586334363Wrong
Keiba stream doko
>>586334730it's mambover for real this time
>>586334449
>>586334736Why did you think he wouldn't be there?
I hope Ramonu burns in uma ourgatory with her legs cut off so that she can't ever run for the rest of eternity
>>586334671They're both beautiful anon...
>>586334523I'm wagging my hips so it sprays on both of them
>>586334716Masquerade Ball is easy money
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/EAA0X9>https://jiggie.fun/EAA0X9https://jiggie.fun/EAA0X9>https://jiggie.fun/EAA0X9https://jiggie.fun/EAA0X9
>>586334730please drop, it would be so fucking funny
>>586334724Fuck off, Taro
>>586331901Fukukitaru
>>586334817I didn't see people talking about him so I figured he won't be there
>>586334724Dear sister, I have sinned... I have sinful thoughts about you
>>586334724I'm going to edge until the tenno sho arrives
>>586334767I hope B01 wakes up on time... I think he was upset that yanko lost.
Is vaudeville good for end closer in dirt CM? Ends should be in the front pack down into late race right
>>586334820>t. Still
>>586334730KEK you guys got sucked into the finish line rank vortex, good luck
>>586334154KWAB du nord
A or A+ by tomorrow morningcall it
>>586335117A is easy money
>>586334730Yesss.... burn!!!
>>586334829Suddenly I feel very thirsty
>>586335117A in the next reset
Just finished to THAT pic of Nature
>hasta la oinkers
Lightbirbwos, this is the best umatuber in market rn?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2KuzJBn6Co
>>586335148Kita is possibly the horniest trainee and definitely the easiest
Brontes wins 7th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Kyoto
>>586335148
>>586335212Is that the sloptuber that mathematically (appeal to a subject his viewers are illiterate about) proves he's a retard?
>>586335268Zephyr's titties are so fucking pretty
>>586334730>mambo desperately running away while being chased by an increasing tide of SEA clubs
I hope ramonu reincarnates as a limbless slug who gets trampled on by other umas on the turf during races, but can't die so she has to suffer seeing other umas run while she can't
>>586335117B+
>>586334154Why are some of them 7 yr old uncs? Shouldn't they have retired years ago?
>>586335332why is it that theres always a surge of SEA activity in the last hours of the monthwithout fail
>>586334730>500 ruh roh
Any clubs accepting a mambo refugee?
>>586335438Apply to mambo
>>586335347
For the first time in my life I got a perfect classic year summer training.>1 triple SPD rainbow>3 double WIT rainbowI'm not gonna say 'this is the run' because I'm pretty fucked up shop wise but not gonna lie, it was beautiful clicking on those trainings
>>586335327
>>586334730This is worse than being in a club having a quota. Imagine having to haul ass every late month like this
>>586335347Uhh I can see it
remember to not give the tranny any replies
>>586335438Umasumi
it's shinkover
>>586335480Her face after I let my lust take control and I threw her against the rail and took her to pleasureville
>>586335438If you can make 70M+/month, UMADash might take you. Drop your ID and I'll let danchou know
>>586335494meant for >>586335347
>>586335268>>586334829>>586334417>>586335487nursing handjobPaizuricuddling with their boobsbreast smothering
>>586335535You are supposed to wait for the gyaru week banner
>>586335630Do you have room for a third set?
>>586335481 (me)Just failed a 2% training. It's fucking over.
why do some of you want mambo to fail
Ramonu is a complete and utter BITCH, and I hate that I need her in my deck if I want to train my umas properly
>>586335431if connections can't ensure a stud deal then they will continue to race the horse in hopes that it will either win big and get a stud deal or at least win enough money to be a profit for the owner
>>586335737I hate Neth
>>586335801reminds me of that one fgo image, which makes me horny
>>586335737They drove Keb to suicide
>>586335780Idk why he wanted to be danchou so bad just to do nothing
>>586335620I can and I will
currensisters which clubs should i spy on next?
>>586335490>pulling all nighter before finals because you spent whole semester fucking around and playing Halo/Smashsome things never change
>It's Sunday
Can someone explain to me why people say this hag's unique is good for backliners?It seems even more unreliable than Ryan's.
Which club will have the most drama and ERP next month? I'm going there
>>586335961it's notit's always been a pre-dober cope usable on exactly one track
>>586336029V's new S rank club
>>586335638You are supposed to wait until mid 2028
>>586335961It is unreliable but there were no other accels in the past. Now it sucks outside of the Dahby
>>586335720My body says no but my mind says yesSo yes
>>586335961It's something doable in theory (sloptubers stay there) but I've never seen it in practice. Way too many variables out of your control
>>586335961triggers on 5th, at final corner or laterfor tracks where dober's unique doesn't work, you can chain pump at 6th, redshift at 5th, for double accel inherit. nowadays we have several other accel options that it's just flat out better to get a velocity inherit as 2nd
>>586335720>>586335801Imagine being a little boy, visiting the local racetrack with your family and suddenly you see these young beauties running, sweating and bouncing all over the place (no bra).
>>586335961It depends on the track.
>>586334154LET'S GO KDN OUR FUARKING UNDERDOG
>>586335961it's only good in the derby, anywhere else is gigacope.
>>586336195this is how a future trainer is born
Who wants me
>>586335737They still don't have quota so they're not actual slaves like us
>>586334154>sakura farrelI didn't know they still had horses
Intermedio wins 7th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Tokyo
>>586335961That was even before Dober unique. But the logic is the late activation. Her unique has quite the wide window to activate, so a backline that usually is overtaking a few umas, when she gets to 5th position she can activate in time for a carryover
we wouldn't be having these discussions if yall took loopa pill>danchud happy>ur happy cuz gud parentssimple as
>>586336282Dancho... what if...
>>586336282>ONLY 412mphew... was scared for a moment youre someone else
PLEASE RETIREYANKO SUCKSPLEASE RETIREYANKO SUCKS
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/TWU8Nl>https://jiggie.fun/TWU8Nlhttps://jiggie.fun/TWU8Nl>https://jiggie.fun/TWU8Nlhttps://jiggie.fun/TWU8Nl
>>586335801Tarumae's pissed off face is so hot
>doesn't fuck you>bricks your account>wastes your caratswhy the fuck does this bitch even exist? literally the worst uma in the game, and people only shill her for her body and because her card is busted for no reason whatsoever. I don't think there could ever be an uma as destestable as this bitch
>>586336226i can see it
>>586336496Yeah, sucks my dick
>>586336226I can taste it
>>586336545Ugly hag exposed forehead haircut
>>586336545Most umas are indifferent towards you.
>>586336504>least popular dirter in frontI HATE FALCO SHILLING
>>586336638It's not to shill falco, it's to shill Suzuka (of dirt)
>>586336539halal ulala
Explain to me right now why event chains can't finish during URA finals
>>586336226>tag: impossible_clothes
I FUCKING HATE SPRINT SLOP AND FUCK YOU TOO YANKO
>>586336609lies and slander
>>586336791>literal who
I feel like we need to be blaming & firing jockeys more often LovcenYanko Jockey problems...
>>586333327Mares are perverts...
>>586336740URA finale is a metaphor for a final moments that brain experiences during death.
>2 on stamina>3 on stamina>2 on stamina plus Light Hello>3 on stamina plus Light HelloFuck OFF
Why are umamusume fans such sore losers?
STOP THE COUNT
>>586336282A /vm/ member? You could join /Uma/Club if you want an S club
>>586337064Foreverfags need to be executed
>>586337064tribalniggers exist everywhere
>>586336282Apply to UMADash
>>586336638Fuck you
are there umadols for falco to contend with
>>586337064>umamusumefansclearly you've never been to a racetrack in kansai
https://www.iwara.tv/video/BnfwM3E8TV2M1e>after the loss
anon will see a single faggot's opinion and ask "why is society like this" stop being a dramatic retard, this is not twitter, you will not be paid for getting (you)s
>>586337072>only 9m more total fans than fans in the last monththis is a botter, /uma/chan would love him
>>586336282There's only one S club on 4chan and you could easily be in it, just tell the danchou to kick out one of their filler retards that they got from reddit.
Are any of these skills worthless for end kingu? I don't have much else to buy besides debuffs, recoveries and sprint skills that activate by being near the front when approaching late race
>>586337072umasumi is vg stoopid
>>586337064Why did you wait for two hours before posting your own comment?
>>586336282Umasumi will sink to the depths below B+...>>586337072umasumi is a /uma/ club bwochacho
>>586336545>doesn't fuck youBut she's going to fuck an insane amount of players in 6 weeks?
>>586337284half of them are good
>>586337379youre all...so racist :)
>>586337294>>586337325My bad I assume all the B clubs in my list are /vm/ clubs
>>586337379this was me intermittent fasting
>>586337379
Drama?
>>586337379Black woman?Shut up and get raped by me
>>586337379Advise me with skills wise Kris S>>586337284
>>586336282autis/uma/ will have a spot tomorrowa lot of clubs will, really. And with 412M you can choose where you want to be
Nihonpiro Roger wins 8th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Kyoto
>>586337379That one krisanon keeps warning them... but they never listen
>>586337325Fuck you, I've kept this club from dropping even farther singlehandedly before you showed up.I just want out A rank back...
>>586337379let it happen
>>586337284lane is useless, gap closer is meh, wanna win with you is gamble core
>>586337469mambo
>>586337250Why is Dober confused about her trainer molesting her tits and licking her armpit?
>>586337534I didn't want Umasumi thrown under the bus...
>>586337636She wonders if he put his dick in or not yet he did it's just too small
>>586337379Snacking on Helios and then on V Ines! No GM November means more snacking!
>>586337379the zoomer looks really cute tho
>>586337752>fucking your fatherSlut
that's a free rape ticket
>>586337438they are fighting against themselves to even play and you judge them too harshly gwo
#NoSnackNovember or you will get raped by kris
>>586337752
WHERE ARE THE RACES B01DOGHOS YOU STUPID CHINK
>>586337567>>586337374These are the only other options that aren't restricted to other distances/styles. Any of them worth taking over lane? I also can afford some without changing anything
bros I can't wait til December I need to snack so badly I'm so hungry
>>586337325Danchou do your job and kill the faggots that aren't filling the quota, that's why were stuck in B+.
>>586337379November is an easy skip
>>586337796
>>586337832>Want to be raped by Kris>Saving for her in December anyway.Hmm....
Reminder that Dober is WHORE
>>586337987we don't hate localizers enough
>>586337961Only one person hasn't hit 15 million
>>586337914buy intense gaze and light as a feather
>>586337914Intense Gaze is okay to take if you have nothing else, it's a mini dominator . Light as Feather can be usable if you overshoot to the front when the pack is squished just before late race, if you take Budding with this they'll mesh well
>localization schizo is upheh
so much better now that I exploded
>>586338109>Our quota is 15 millionWASN'T IT 30 MILLION BEFORE?No wonder we're stuck here...
>>586338182you blew up???? are you ok? explosives are dangerous bwo...
Mambros..............
>>586338182Many have exploded inside that mare
>>586337987we don't love localizers enough
>>586338108true but how would you have done it any better?helios is a sperg so gen z works fine
>>586337349by bricking your account, yes.absolutely bullshit that her card is that good. i hate her. i hope they mix her banner in with other specialist wit cards
But we were rank 444...
>>586338375Just translate as is and people can look it up if they're curious. Gyarus appear a lot in anime anyhow so "not very well-known" is a fucking copout
>>586338374>t.
>>586338460>rank deathdeathdeathanyon... you missed the signs...
>>586338442here's this godlike rerun for you
>>586338108could you give me the plain textI will try giving it a go as a thought exercise for fun
Noche Cerrada wins Motosuko Tokubetsu at Tokyo
>they think they're safe
>>586338641bro it's literally right there. how can you translate if you're blind?
7 and I don't leave my club
I don't snack, I save for one big meal to carry me throughout the day and well into the next.
>>586338108how would you translate itadakimasu
>>586338594i hate her even more, holy fucking shit, I can't wait for us to accelerate to her banner so that the bricking can be over with already. better yet, maybe we should just skip all of grandmasters altogether and its associated cards, while keeping the uma schedule
>>586338729I'M BIG HUNGRY NOM NOM NOM NOM BUUUUURRRRRRPPP
RUBBA DUBBA GRUB GRUB
>>586338683>do umadash fan outputs on the last stretch>job on the very last daymambwos...
>>586338469Nobody likes gayrus
>>586338764Most Uma banners are shit, skip and save until 2028
Fellow danchous, we should all classify snackers as a slur and prohibit its use
I just remembered the last career I abandoned after senior summer had a hot spring ticket I hadn't seen before
>>586338871What about sniggers
>>586338729>bless us, o lord, and these thy gifts, which we are about to receive from thy bounty, through christ our lord. amen.
>>586338906mmm snickers...
>>586338830True, however that doesn't excuse bad translations.
>>586338830normalfags love stuff like bisque doll though
>>586338871>danchous don't want you to spend your carats on cute umas because that's wasted resources that could go to the clubSam Altman coded danchous deserve the rope
>>586337379Prepare the boats and send them back to Umafrica
>>586338848I meant, the game itself should just skip grandmasters, and every scenario where ramonu is relevant, and fast track the other wits accordingly
For me, it's the literal translation.
The Top Pumpkin
>>586339054>he waifus the prostitute
I hate zoomers so fucking much.
>>586338641meant for >>586338108>>586338685I want to copy paste the moonrunes in my notepad>>586338729Let's eat or Thank you for the Food
Just use translator notes, duh.
>>586338764https://youtu.be/7CyBA3HFVoU?is=1NOJNuDZlHO5RkmHHave you heard this though?
>>586339086Nope, that's other orenji's title.
>>586339196mambo....
>>586339196>+3.54Munironically over
>>586338790She wouldn't say this
Why do you all talk about Mambo so much
>>586339208god I miss translation notes so much
Chibireviews says "Save our gyarus!"
>>586338830I'm Nobody, but how did you know?
>>586339209Yes. It's a good song. Doesn't change the fact that her support card ruins the entire game for you if she doesn't appear ever outside of sparks
i saw some candy on sale at the store and it reminded me of that post the other day that was like "dober eats snickers upside down to feel the vein"
>>586339270That's what Aethelred would have wanted
>>586339050Deal with it.
>>586339318That joke is older than Azuma
>>586339286>its okay to butcher and destroy a racist and bigoted ""culture""Correct. GenZ rule this world, Jap Zs hate the old farts as well, might as well help them in their fight.
>>586339286Good, Japanese culture is shit.
>not a single ticket againFuck you
First Crop sires list - updated
>>586339374nyo. I want the ramonu card to be relevant never
>>586338993
>>586339196
is late king halo good in this sprint CM
>>586339427still got time bro
>>586339196>good pace into no energy on the last spurtMambo pulling a Yanko
Mambospies the operation to barely fuck over Mambo is over. I repeat it is over. Move out next month.
>>586339050>and every scenario where ramonu is relevantSo just Grand Masters
>>586339451>lateNo.
>>586339449SNICKERS IS UMA LORE!???
>>586339286fuck off back to >>>/v/
>>586339286Why is Neil ruining gachas?
>>586339313>Doesn't change the fact that her support card ruins the entire game for you if she doesn't appear ever outside of sparksThis will also happen if you get shafted on Pasa
>>586339385I'll tell you one that's older"Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."
>>586339526atleast it is a forever card for paces
>>586339449snickers umafied would be an architecht that could rival buono
>>586339451Yeah>but she needs to be at the very backEveryone is running pace
>>586339596This is NTR...
>>586339606>forever cardgwo it dies when ai speed releases and gets buried 6 feet deep when teio speed releases
>>586339286Why do people think an unpopular contemporary sub-culture is Japanese culture?It's not like they're removing a Geisha or something. It's like seething that American culture is being erased because a dumb blonde bimbo isn't the correct type of dumb
>>586339596>little bit of creative freedom to beautify a scene>faggot translator throws a meltyNo wonder he's the translator of a cuckold game
>nearby restaurant says they want to hire me>they want about 30 hours a week>upscale place, looks like I can easily make $100-200 in tips a day, probably $300 on super busy weekend nights>but I have to start working again>don't actually need money right nowI've been enjoying unemployment even if I'm only getting $450 a week, should I continue being a bum or go back to working?
>>586339776no one hates cultural appropriation/erasure more than the people who are neither having their culture attacked nor the ones attacking it
>>586339776>unpopularYou fapped to Gyaru Air Groove
>>586339526>>586339746okay, fair. I don't know why, but Ramonu Wit just feels like it is going to be the worst banner to pull on in the history of uma
>>586339747
>>586339747WHOREWhy are mares like this
>>586339912Mares are horny...
>mambo will beat the cuck record (rank 516) held by autis/uma/
>>586339797Create an onlyfans
>>586339881
>>586339881That was the OG Kitablack banner
Umas actually don't care if you touch their ears
>>586340021I'm not a woman nor a 6'5 gigachad man with a 8 inch cock.
>he makes his money through "tips"
Tagano Elu wins Atago Tokubetsu at Kyoto
>>586340049where's kitasan... where's creek... where's finemo... where's the soul...
>>586339912She got it from her mother
>>586339797A difficult decision... >don't actually need money right nowMore money never hurts. Give it a shot and see what happens
>>586340049yeah, the other cards don't look too bad. it's just ramonu that makes my carat savings seethe with contempt
>>586339797Been faggot living on the state for a long ass time, easily able to afford whatever the fuck I like, even more so because I'm a stingy cunt.What I will say is that working can make you feel REALLY nice, partly due to the scheduled day, but because you're actively doing shit like a normal person.So even if your mental health is perfectly fine in your current state, it can help you to get your ass out and actually do shit.Obv it's up to you if you feel like making even more money, saving it up or whatever, or find something that has even less hours or something.
>>586340049you won't pull for any of these aside from ramonu and pokke unless you're a giga oinker
>>586340228I just don't find her attractive
>>586340137Umama makes his money through "tips"
>>586340258that pic is to say that ramonu is as bad as the ones next to it
>>586339286Gyarus aren't real. They haven't been for like 20 years. They're extinct like dinosaurs.
>>586340327Based, all mares are ugly
mambo might be dead, but what about them? Is this enough until tallying?
Tarumae has the cutest ears
>>586340327faggot
>>586340404If you were looking for this pic, just ask.
>>586340449The corpse of AlmondLove has been soulless and dead for months
>>586340296oh. still does not change what i think about it. absolute dogshit to pull on compared to all the others
>>586340324Fraud
>>586340452>earlet
>Umama out of nowhereobsessed
>>586340404if gyarus spoke english they would speak like emos
>>586339140I'm a zoomer
>>586340532Earlet!? Those are girthy
>>586340449not a chanceand I'm in it :(
>>586340554Emos didn't speak like anything in particular though?
>>586340492>people prefer her mom over her to this day
Which club has the most SEAnons
activate...the tamalove sleeper agents...
>>586340449No one actually loves Tama
i've had mile s and 6 triple rainbows this run and still haven't had light hello offer to datewhat is the fucking point
>>586340673umanco
>[-]
>>586340537He is infamous
Any other umas that are cucks besides Falco?
>>586340228>>586340670This mare cheated on me
>>586340747Oguri Cap
>>586340747Hishi Miracle
>>586339881>I don't know why, but Ramonu Wit just feels like it is going to be the worst banner to pull on in the history of uma
>>586340094I was naive back then, so I didn't really feel the absolute cuckening of missing out on Kita Speed Ramonu Wit, I know full well the ramifications of me not being able to MLB her, and it sucks. If that bitch demands 800 pulls from me, stealing my funds away from my Ruby, then I'll seethe forever
>>586340747Kitasan canonically got cucked by Duramente
>>586340673Bricked
>>586340852>t.HeliosStop being a lolicon, she's not going to fuck you.
>>586340670>Almond Eye has no tail
>Duramente ravaged this
>>586340837lmao what the fuck
>>586340847of course, I am!if she ends up draining all my carats, then I have nothing left to pull for the one uma I want, and for any specialist card that goes between her and Pasa. Hell, I might not even have enough for one Pasa spark. If she had the longevity of Kita Speed, then I would be more willing to give up everything I have, but fuck no, she gets powercrept in less time than one would have to replenish all those stocks for 600 more pulls
>>586340991She's wearing a buttplug
>>586340673We are in SEA hours right now and will remain in SEA hours till the monthly telly and Mambo is an A club. If they manage to grind back up to A+ they are a SEA club
>>586340991IRL Almond Eye has a beautiful tail
>>586340837mirako....
>>586340837I don't understand what this means.
>>586340932even if I do give up on Ruby, I will not be able to stock up enough for Pasa
>>586341097...why do you know that
>>586341021>if she ends up draining all my caratsthen use le free pulls to gauge whether you'll keep pulling>Hell, I might not even have enough for one Pasa sparkwho's fault is that?>but fuck no, she gets powercrept in less time than one would have to replenish all those stocks for 600 more pullsdon't pull for her
Mikki Soldier wins Koyo Stakes at Tokyo
>>586341123When I walk through the halls of Tracen all the umas get hot and heavy thinking about fucking me but they can't have me cause I'm loyal to my trainee so they go and fuck their trainer or some random guy if they have a girl trainer because I got them going.
This mare is a pure hearted maiden
oguri sex
Do umas let their trainers brush their tail?
>>586341274who is curren chan
>>586341339no one says this
Dammit, my last borrow not only didn’t give me Mile S, I also failed a triple rainbow at 28%
>>586341381
>>586341395W R O N G
>>586341161>free pullsall you fuckers steal all the luck from me anyway>who's fault is thatRiko, Kita, Creek, LH/TachyI haven't gotten a single MLB from doing 600 and 400 on any of them>don't pull for herif I don't, it bricks for the entirety of GM, the one scenario where some of my umas actually get competitive. I want to give them a good shot at winning at least
>>586341117Oguri... Has a sexy body?
>T O Elvis won Cygames BC Sprint>The word "Cygames" will be recorded in JRA sites and keiba sites like Netkeiba etc foreverSasuga Fujita san
>>586341525>wokeknightsFuck off
>>586341515Yeah? Oguri is hot as fuck. She's just mega autistic
how the actual fuck is no on else stressing over the Ramonu banner?fucking luckgawds, I hope you all die before november ends
>>586341525wrong thread endbro
>>586341582That makes her hotter
>>586341595if you get a job today you can still make it next month
You get 120 free pulls, plus we have 4 crystals, 5 by the time the banner endsSo all you need is 12k carats for MLB
>>586340696>800 witdogshit fucking scenario
>>586341117That's Oguri after her pregnancy
>>5863415952 sparks and a crystal, if she doesn't MLB it's just not meant to be. The only way to not cry in a casino is to not stress about itI have to do the same for bobowit right after so none of you are even close to how stressful you should be compared to me
>>586341669learn another synonym for "bad"
>>586341525That's not an uma!
This is rape
>>586341595>stressing over a gameI'm not 10
I love how soft boobs are
>>586341731>no visible side titsnot my orfve
>>586341664you used the wrong version of this image
>>586341664DIE, HAG. DIE. DIE. DIE. DIE. DIE. DIE. DIE. DIE. DIE. DIE.
>>586341731She'll take care of it
>>586341754I love them softI also like them tough
>>586341717i don't respect grand live nearly enough to widen my vocabulary just to insult it more colorfully
>>586341769>stallionfuckerKill yourself
>>586341595Because I'm a frontGOD skipping Grand Masters. FM lasted a year but this bitch only lasts for 1 scenario
>>586341852
>>586341823European umas are just on another level
>Stream startedI was getting worried.
>>586341582How does one even tap a mega autistic uma? Obviously being her trainer helps but whatever hints or flirting you do is not gonna register for her
>>586341914>Goldfag
>>586341595>how the actual fuck is no on else stressing over the Ramonu banner?It's a video game. You want something stressful? My house has a water utility bill that hasn't been paid since 2012 and would take me two years of not spending on anything else to pay off, I can barely fend off the interest fees on it.
Where's the Tenno Sho race list with uma ancestors?
>>586341986rapeor make her rape you
>>586342081>>586334154
>>586340137Noa raped meDia raped me
>>586342053I can fully relate to people getting ANGRY or emotional over video games. FIFA is the most angering shit I'll ever play, same for DJFFNY, and some shooter. However, getting "stressed out" over gacha shit is the most hilarious shit to me ever, and beyond pathetic.It's the PEAK of "first world problems", it can't get sillier than that. Like people worrying about missing out on game content or dumb shit like that, when there is hundreds if not thousands are great games out there.
>>586341854>Because I'm a frontGOD skipping Grand MastersHow true is this? I'm also a front main. Please don't gaslight me, I'm an actual retard.
>>586341986Hope her instincts kick in
>>586342213fronts get wit bobo immediately after GM
>>586342310there are two CMs before wit bobo retard
>>586342310>immediately after GMimmediately after ramonu
>>586342118>>586342257Oh..
>>586341986You cater to her interests. In Ogurin's case, do anything that involves food/cooking.
>>586342485Which umas main interest is sex?
>>586341595i have almost 300k carats
>>586342541Dia
>>586342446
>>586341986>How do you groom autistic women?
>>586342541curren chan
>>586342446>>586342586Learn Japanese finally, you retards.
Firm Twenty wins Koto Stakes at Kyoto
>>586342586>>586342636
Gonna make a club dedicated to Still called StillInLoveLove
>>586342715No
>>586342709Touching her ear like that will make her cum
Akiten Weight changes
>>586342761good.
>>586342485That just makes me a food dispenser...>>586342608Don't twist my words like that
>>586342715Too many characters
>>586342851Her ears are too round
>>586342945
>>586342907
Anyone who doesn't make group A today gets a smooch
>>586343028can i get a hands free anal orgasm instead with how fucked i am?
>>586342979
>>586341595I have enough for two pities, and I only spent 1 rainbow crystal so far and that was back when the Kitasan rerun wrecked me and I had to crystal to get her to 3LB. It sucked but considering every card pull I've done since, free or otherwise, never gave me another Kitasan, it was a valuable enough use. I was prepared to use crystals on LH/Tachyon But then I luckshitted during that where in 340 pulls and the freebies, I got MLB Tachyon and 1 LH, using pities to get her to 2LB I'm prepared again to use 2 crystals in an absolute worst case scenario. Clearly, I either get the best luck or awful luck, no in-between.
>>586343147No idea I'm not moving my eyes from your tummy
>>586342907SiLLove
>>5863431381998 LRP Spaghetti with Meat Sauce's run was insane, they n longer make or name them that way.
>>586343138I'm sure he still has PLENTY of loyal fans. But holy fuck, I can't stand this never changing fucker so damn much. His content hasn't changed one bit, only the camera quality has a bit. I get that this part gives people something to hold onto, be happy about some things staying forever the same, but man it's boring as all fuck, and his mannerisms and editing techniques are annoying as hell.
>>586343147Tummy rape
>>586343508
>>586343295It's called autism bwo
Just got my second Swimmy McQueen star fragment from Tazuna. Only 148 more and she's mine!
Queen's Deneb wins Shurei Stakes at Tokyo
>>586343550
https://h.uguu.se/UYcglDFF.webm
RICKEY LUCKY FAMILY!!!
>>586341595I haven't used a single crystal, I'll have around 100 tickets and we get 120 free pulls
>>586343637His never changing channel? No shit he is autistic, doesn't change my points tho. I need to unsub already and move on, all of his videos are the exact damn same Wikipedia article.>>586343719BBBBBBBBBBASED ESPO
>>586343738>120 pullsAre those 120 flat to the card, or 60 to card and 60 to one banner and 60 to another one?
>>586343868Tell me you wouldn't fuck the shit out of her
i hate luckgawds so much...
Sweep was the best character in the shrine cleanup story.
>>586343932Card only
>>586343868>feet out of frametrash
>>586344042I doubt that I have any Ryan feet pictures...
>>586341595I have 3 crystals, will have 4 by the time Ramonu lands. Moreover, I have 130k carats, have 400 pulls budgeted but can go to 600 + crystal if necessary. Hopefully I luckshit mlb in 400 pulls, then I'm guaranteed mlb Wit Bourbon in 200, and I'll still have 600 saved for Pasa. I'm going to be fine, so long as I have enough self-control to not waste carats via snacking.
>>586343868One good thing about Ryan is that she's so ugly no one would make slop of her so you'd get sovl art like this
Mambo is 5.5 Million fans away from A+
>>586343946move furniture
>>586343946You won't when it happens on your end, bwo.
>>586344240She said neko
>>586344321NEKONEKONEKONEKOAUTISM HONS
Dahby thoughts
>>586344298it will never happen.... my card pulls have never been great, and this one is threatening to siphon carats away from an uma
is it weird that i hate child like lolis but i like sexy lolis like nishino and mayano
>>586344605There's nothing sexy about Mayano.
>>586344605maya is not a kid!!
There's everything sexy about Zephyr
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>>586344761She's hotter than Dia
>>586344761 I literally only puled for her because of her tits.She also seems to be the type to enjoy a casual fuck.
How many minutes left
tenno sho bread>>586345010>>586345010>>586345010
Reservation wins Mahoroba Stakes (Listed) at Kyoto
>>586342193"Reroll your account on a good card" was the most successful gaslight ever, bricked so many people it's not even funny.
>>586344487>7Gotta believe in the Shiraoki-sama blessing, it'll come.