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MIRAKO MAKES IT TO GROUP A!
wtf happened to my pc did 4chan get hacked again???
>my trainee showed up with another man
Milf grass but she's still flat as fuck
NIHONGO WA DEKINAI
Round 2! https://youtu.be/9AD3u2dxkMQ?si=5ge1sePOpzjopsW_
Going to mating press Kitasan for a whole month for forcing me to pity her, grrrr.
>>586241538milfdom is not confined to the shape of the body
MIRAKODON'T BE PROACTIVEYOU'RE GOING TO RUIN YOUR FENG SHUI
My trainer is dogshit at gang beasts but dopes my brain by spreading her legs
>anal
>>586241576This is not kinda nice.
>>586241576El Condor Pasa isn't for anal, delete that
we need more uma oyakodon content
>>586241576>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>pubes
there is a spooky skeleton on my screen.....
MIRAKO YOU RETARD
She was going so well...
>>586241581bwo google will find youyou don't need the ?si= and anything after it
MIRAKO
>winning>throws
SEEYOU RUINED YOUR FENG SHUI
When I press the inside of my tooth with my tongue it stings
>It's red what the FUCK
>>586241752I diagnose inner tooth rot
Post Eishin Flash VA
CURREN SUICIDED GRASS
>>586241783>'WEEN
>>586241576wtf? someone did r34 of the generic mob uma from the infirmary?
flash va is cute, you guys are just faggots
Jigg optionsspooky:https://jiggie.fun/8B9DutBNW:https://jiggie.fun/n1u7Kl
Flash...
Mirako with the airborne headbutt!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYpz3abAk98
Grass...
Mirako is robbing all these wins
>do nothing>winfatfucks, I kneel...
>Grass recovered from falling in the water
POOL TRAININGNOW
>does nothing>winsseems to be the winning strat ngl
>does nothing>wins
>>586241576
They fucking all jobbed to the water
>>586242058horsies can't swim, anon
BOUQUET IS GETTING TENTACLE'D
>>586242058We are all but jobbers in the making to the vast blue oceanit will consume all of us sooner or later
Bouquetdor got tentacled!
>raped by the krakenbouquet...
Flash needs to win this
>wins>immediately diesthat's my german kidnapper
>>586242142Nice one Bilbo, she ate a right hook 2s into the round
Bouquet finally won
Bouquet's fat ass KO'd Mirako!
Violence is in her blood after all
Nazis can't stop losing.
spooky
>laurel and logo double suicide
>>586242229>>>>>>>Monarchist
I can see all the incoming tentacle uma porn...
>wives are fighting
BRUTALITY!
That was brutal
>king fucking KILLED Ardan
HOLY FUCKING FAST WIN
yabe, kingu is getting in rhythm
I thought we didn't like vtubers?
My sources indicate that Cygames will announce the Ramonu/Ancestors double banner tomorrow
>>586242269and again...
what is this chef on chef violence?
ARDAN GOT GANGBANGED BY SHARKS
HOLY SHIT
HOLY FUARK, KINGU
KING WINS
Unbeatable...
Coaching players weaker than you is truly first-rate.
OH HO HO HO HO HO
FIRSTRATE
so this is the power of the superseed....
That was a sweep
SHE CAN'T BE BEAT
HOLY SHIT LAUREL YOU THREW
LAUREL NO
Laurel...
TOTAL FIRST RATE VICTORY
GANBARE RORERU— >trainACK
4-0
Can she do 5?
Pasa was kinda good at this game on her second try, I wish she got in.
penguins are slippery
KINGU NI
Ardan didn't get a single point...
K N E E L
brutal mogging...
CURSE OF BURGER
I kneel...
>the first two matches the gloves were on>both fluke wins>gloves go off>fucking 3 in a row
>>586241694
It would take a true...miracle... for king not to win A group...
Hearing the CM music out of nowhere just spiked my cortisol
>CM musicnot yet...
>>586242807Have you not realized?! This was a CM all along!
>>586242807they did the Group A/B matching system too
>>586242735If it wasn't fun to see her win some may say it's almost unfair.
PLACE YOUR BETS NEIGHA
...Bouquet...
>>586242882
>double double suicideBro, this group is kinda special
>hearing CM music triggers the same response in us what the starting gate does to racehorses
flash... bouquet... nande dayo?!?!?!
Ardan... Just win once...
>>586242882I want to believe in Miracle
>>586242882KINGU SUPREMACY
Ardan will never get a pt at this rate.
I think Ardan should stick to golf
samba samba manimichi samba uma uma samba samba samba
Flash is making a comeback
the tentacles sure do love bouquet, huh?
TWICE TENTACLED
SPRINGTIME FOR FLASHU AND GERMANY
Ardan is being toyed with by the tentacles
ARDAN GOT TENTACLE SLAMMED!
Why am I suddenly getting posts in Japanese of "women" horny posting and spamming hearts and the correction emoji? Is this a new bot wave or somethingUma musume
The takoyaki is very opinionated tonight.
>>58624288210,000 dollars on Mirako to win.
she has a mask and oxygen tank, how is this even fair
FLASH WON
>doesn't get a single win
Group B is full of shitters, huh?
gang beasts are like tommy vercetti then i guess
Sasuga Flash-san
>>586243156If a woman randomly talks to you, yes, it's a bot.
Nostalgic hearing Ura senior music.
>>586243196don't shay that....
>>586243195Doesn't matter if you are cute.
>Ardan, the winner of Mejiro group, win 0 pointsMEJIROBROS?
>>586243156Those are jeets. Stop using X formerly Twitter.
...
Logotype has such a sexy voice
GROUP A! START!
Bro, Mayano is just there to make squeaky noises every once in a while.
>>586243224Naw I just encounter their posts in the wild>>586243286But I follow many artists I like..
LETS GO KINGU
FUCKEM UP KINGU!
>>586243360yeah, it's to keep my dick interested because these finals are filled with HAGS
>tokimeki scramble
THEY BOTH WENT FLYING
FINALLY MAYANO'S SONG
>colluded to just do nothing at the beginning>they just walk off anyway
>quadruple suicidekek
YOU GOT THIS LAUREL
>>586241576ERRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUU CONDOM PUSSY!!!!!
King...
>open pakatube live>moaning sounds
>golden gen fightingcanon. competitive bitches
>Grass trying to do the do nothing, win game
>>586243661Now they're watching
>>586243589stop making everything about sex. that is a normal way for girls to play video games. i know, because it's the same voices my highschool bully made whenever she had me play with her as punishment for pissing her off
Yes, this is Burger King HaloWhat can we get for you?
now they're just watching the other two
>they are just watching
The golden gen are colluding
Grass doko?
kingu, that was brutal...
It's really hard to KO in this stage
>
BASED KINGU THROW THAT FLAT BITCH OFF THE STAGE
what the fuck is all the schizobabble in this thread
holy shit laurel
Why does Laurel sounds like she's playing Gang Beasts while having sex???
>>586243838LAUREL JUST TOSSED KINGU INTO THE FIRE
>regicide
the skeleton on the side of this site makes it feel like they're mocking the losers of this game
They're gonna gang up Laurel now
THE FERRIS WHEEL IS A TRAP! KI N GU!
Let me in there
>backu huggu
Brain damaged gress...
>>586243838friendslop uma stream, let anons have their /vt/ coded fun
grassu... the burgers are calling you home...
BACKU HUGGU
>revenge
Ei
KINGUUUUU
>eikingu chan kawaii...
THAT BACKHAND PUNT
BACK HANDHOLY FUCK
That punch
>do nothing>losenice backhand
you nerds are literally watching vtubers
Bakku hagu
dejavu
>tokimeki roreruKEK
Laurel gets another tokimeki scramble
holy fuck
I wish King Halo was real
Putting succubus on it's place
CLIMB MIRAKO
group A's kyrptonite are the trucks, huh?
>>586244072>>586243838uh oh melty, stop having fun everyone >:C
MIRAKO DIED
TREMBLE
a fucking headbutt
Mirako won by doing nothing
That was a clean headbutt
THE RETURN OF THE KING
>headbutt KOKINO
it would take a miracle...
>the other two are at match pointMirako and Grass are working together now
KINGU DAI SHORI
SHE'S GONNADO IT
TOSSED!
>King killed Laurel through the glassMirako needs a miracle now
Mirako still fucked that with the bird assist
KINGU DOMINATION
>Miss Victoria
kKINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Ms Victoriafucking perfect
>King wins lolekek>Miss Victoria jumpscare
>this was a CM all along
>ms victorialol
first rate gamer
KINO
the superseed wonit's rigged bros>Sudden Ms. Victoria My cortisol shot up
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>586241581KING OF GAMES!
>Lose at gang beasts>Forced to sing and dance at the dead body kicking liveumaliation ritual...
Kingu's dominance could bore the fans
>ms Victoria
kino
MIIIIISSSSSSVICTORIIIIIIIIAAAAAAA
>no custom screen image
Rate the Gang Beats CM
>>586244515i wouldn't get bored getting dominated by kingu
HIBIKI WATARE GAIKA YOOO
>>586241576You can't post that
>>58624454610/10
>>586244546First rate material>Kingu defends her title has king of gangbeasts>Mirako suddenly going on that winstreak >The multi-suicides>The screaming
NAKED DOGEZA RIGHT NOW WHORE
>>586241576>Still up
>>586244546Some scrambleMIRAKO DID SOMETHINGking halo defends her tittle.It was a first rate CM.
>>586244546kingu put on a kino performance, and my wife got into a good second placeprobably the best moment of my month so far
>>586244546Was fun till the gloves were off/10
don't know if you guys speak japanese but she's saying that she did it all for me
how do you even handicap such a first rate monster?
They should make a zako cup next with Mayano as the superseed
>>586244745that's the thing bwo, you can't
>>586244745she's teaching them while beating them
Howaa
>>586244546Based Kingu end closer/103 wins in a row when Laurel only needs 1 win away from victory.
in less than 13 hours the first race of the Dancho Cup Autumn Triple Crown- Tenno Sho Autumn will start. (6/18)Track: Tokyo 2000m, left, firm, fall, sunnyroomhost ID: 119555892789room code: 91841218Lastly, at the end of the series (after Arima Kinen) there'll be a carat prize with 1st getting a 2500 carat pack, 2nd and 3rd place winners getting a daily carat pack each!!!See you there!Nov 1 7AM JSTNov 1 12AM UTCRules:1. Only join with 1 uma2. Only 1 dancho can join per club3. Be mutuals in game with the designated room host (trainer ID: 119555892789) as to keep away bad actors from the race4. Invaders can write a formal letter of request in the thread to join a race beforehand5. Have fun Point system: For now we have a linear point system where 1st gets 10, 2nd gets 9, 3rd gets 8 so on and so forth... till 10th place and beyond with a point each. That cumulatively counts with 3 races for this autumn season(Tenno Sho Autumn, Japan Cup and Arima Kinen).
>>586244740I do, even though everyone's commentary felt scripted as hell it was still cute
What now?
>>586244745mercy for the weak is cruelty towards the strong
Hey, Cygames intern. You should totally arrange a Gmod hide and seek with however many umas
>>586244870This is obscene.
Ardanbros... She couldn't even get one win...
>>586244870just a little bit more...
>>586244841Tamadanchou you better win or else
>>586245031At least you have plenty more screaming sfx files of your wife
>>586241576Anal can't feel good, that looks painful as fuck, I'd never do that
>>586244841>Invaders can write a formal letter of request in the thread to join a race beforehand>point systemThis new dancho cup tries way too hard to be a fun event
>>586245206It requires preparation to feel good
>>586244870I will visit Tomankomai
>>586245206I've heard it needs a lot of lube and is mostly just whatever feeling, on top of needing a day of prep to purge anything in the colon
>>586244870Will Anna cross the line?
isn't toMANKOmai like a really lewd name for a city anyway
Dia-chan's rude chest...
happy halloween
>>586245338You don't really need a day of prep
Falco is secretly lewd af, or curren wouldn't be her best friend
>>586244841>6/18>2 people not even from /uma/Nice failed event retard
>>586245426QRD? Asking for a friend haha.
Male trainers exist only to be cucked and humiliated. Male virginity is 100% at tracen.
>>586245424It's looking to be a fine halloween this year!
>>586245451It's a woman thing to have a prude ugly bestfriend.
>>586245456AIEEEE DOXXXXXgood luck danchou
>>586245470I like the small uma.
>>586245470>>586245567now I don't care for brats but these two...
>>586245513
now you remember the random gay episode of uma s2
>>586245642Thumbnail looked like a monster energy drink LMAO
>>586245665me on the right
>>586245642final wife motion that hit my timeline
teiomacku a cute, but i shan't partake in bait
>>586244841Allow me to invade: 759050565479
>>586245465It's not a colonoscopy bwo you don't need to clean behind the bend as long as you get to it right away just scrape whatever's near the front out in the showertake lots of fiber pills so your shite is solid instead of smeared on the walls
>>586245567SEX
TORENA-SAN, SWEETSU KUDASAI
just say you want to fuck, Palmer
>>586245934it isn't about sex, retard
>>586245927Please don't suck me Laisu!
>>586244841>carat prize>let invaders inyea this will go well
>>586245960mummies don't suck
>>586245954don't be jealous anon, we will let you watch
tomakomai isn't real
>>586245934
>>586246000She's a mummy vampire...
>>586245934Succubus
can you not pass down racing spirit power/stamina in non URA scenarios? Or am I Just getting unlucky?
>>586246123I have RSS and never looped on URA. Just unlucky.
>>586244841This is retarded, having a prize is already enough to make this not for fun anymore, on top of that you're letting in """invaders""", reschedule this and remove the prize
>>586246123Those with + cannot be pass down
>>586246123you're unlucky, you only play ura until you get it on one uma then you loop it to others on any other scenario
>>586245986"invaders" is read as "regulars who are not from /uma/ clubs but are here all the time" is not like anyone can join
>>586246297how would you know that
>>586246353s-shut up nerd
>>586246353you'd need to play the game and join rooms regularly to know
>>586246159>>586246172>>586246182alright just unlucky then
>>586246123It can and it gets easier the more you have the white spark on each legacy. If you have the + version then it's omitted from the chance increase
We need more brown umas.
>>586246393>join roomsHow do I do that when the four usual roomfags snipe rooms instantly
>>586245934>>586246076i want to get covered by Palmer sloppy bites
>>586242742sick
>>586246497that's the good part, you don't need to know, only the hosts since the danchous have to be mutualshost rooms next time, if you don't recognize the club's members is because you either are one of the anons who say they don't join /uma/ rooms or you don't host any yourself
>>586246497If you host the room they can't steal your spot>>586246528I don't recall posting this
>>586246580>>586246583>host rooms next timeim too lazy to post results
>>586246496Many people are saying this
>>586246639the only people who care about the results are in the racewell, them and the hakuraku leeches
Hello Hello
>>586246496>>586246695I think and say that.
>>586246639then no reason to complain, the room host is a serial room joiner so he can tell regulars apart
Tact...
>>586246714hey hey!
I like how these guys keep reappearing
>>586246848Me with the hoodie
There will be drama tomorrow.
https://twitter.com/Nukesaku696/status/2116491669860479358
>>586246714Thanks for delivering my order. Here's the tip *unzips dick*
>>586242625I think Spe and Pasa are better than Grass. At the very least, they would cause more chaos.
>>586246775Matsuyama just hasn't been the same since Kikuka...
Happy Halloween!
>first GM CM is Xog's final death throes
CUUUUUUUUUTEEEEEEEEE
>>586247035mamechin cute
>>586247151
What the fuck is a Mambo anyway
>>586247108Can't wait for anon's reactions when she returns from death to become a frontfag pick.
>Bombo Memory says merri kurisumasu>subs says happy holidays
>>586247217El's birdie
another million fans for mambo!
>>586247220Wait what? There's Front Xog in the future?
>>586244841>Come back after a long break>Recognise none of the danchous or the clubsGoddamn I'm a dinosaur...
>>586247035Mamechin super cute
when does the yanko breeding cup start?
Samba!
>>586247304That's her future, fronts right now are limited by SP and affinity gains but it will make sense later on.She will still be pace on her best medium tracks though.
>>586247423I'll do a deal with the devil for a chance to have Gentildonna cosplay sex
orenji
ryan LOVE
4 billion fans for Mambo
>>586247035Marriage to Mamechin.
>>586246879you always say that
>>586247520why not donna marriage?
Melbourne Cup in a few days. Which horse has the coolest name I'll put $100 on them to win. No Japanese horses this year unfortunately.
>>586247605My mortal body can only last a single night against the succubus.
i love old man dotos fluffy coat
Happy Halloween /uma/
morning
>>586247745morning!
>>586244841My danchou won't be there
>>586247745Fuck off, Taro
>>586247854That's not kinda nice
>>586247613trust your instinct>for real though I think Strictly Business and Future History has the coolest names
>>586244841im gonna WIN for my DACCHIS
My trainee keep asking me to sniff her bra, I know it's wrong but she seems happy about it. Should I keep doing it?
>>586248061Am I gonna get killed for sneaking into the uma dormitory laundry to do some sniffing?
Finally my own triple spurt + rsstam + leap ggparent
>>586248061Deport the Kentuckian
>>586247745you missed the brawl of a lifetime!https://youtu.be/9AD3u2dxkMQ?si=fdZkP7KHF30Twjzu
>>586248154Why the americans keep larping? Is Taiki the only one who doesn't do that?
>>586248154>japanese>Mexican>this implies that americans don't have their own culture
>>586248287but Taiki is as American as it gets
>>586248216no one wants to be american nowadays
>>586248335I need my (You)s stop exposing me from the start
Mambogeddon happens today...right? There is still time
>>586248436this time for svre
Was the game fun?
>>586248216It's not larp if a Kentucky born Uma manages to be more Japanese than you. It's a statement.
I still masturbate while thinking about my bro, her tits are too perfect and she kept teasing me about her swinsuit and bikini.
>>586248436mambo gets to live another month
When is Daitaku HELIOS??!
the event prize coins expire, right? so I should use them all even if I've done the initial bingo cards that give real rewards
>>586248525You shouldn't think about your bros like that...
>>586248609yes, they just get comverted to coins 1 to 1
>>586248609yeah, the items are better than coins
>>586248609they turn into money if you don't
Americans hate Taiki but eurochads love her
The first FL I've seen since MANT, on the most prebricked run...
Odds I quit my clubEvens I stay
Whores
>>586248660true europeans wouldn't ever call themselves chads
>>586248752MANT..?
>>586248768mambwo nyo...
>>586248768shiraoki grant you one (1) re-roll
>>586248768>>586248869reroll
>>586248901Now you've got to go for a best-of-three to see which one Shiraoki actually wants you to do
>>586248768>>586248869>>586248938Final roll, if 0 you >>586248938 have to quit instead
Is Gold Week truly the only window of opportunity to get all of these goobers at once?
>>586249003>Final roll, if 0 you (You) have to quit insteadI am already quitting. The divinations foretold it months ago
>>586245451Her casual outfit has the shortest skirt of them all I think.
>>586249073I'll ask danchou for a kick tomorrow so we both are gone
that guy better not be my officer or my danchou
waheymorningu
>>586249028Yes
>helios and V Ines banner overlaps>V Ines banner also include helios in its pool>if you luckshit V Ines early you can still spark helios>if helios spook even betterNew strat discovered
anyone cute for me to smooch?
no
>>586249106mambwo nyo....
>>586249158Sorry, I only smooch people worth my time
>>586249151I dunno have you considered getting both with a cheeky snack?
>>586249151holy shit very smart thanks anon
>>586249158you're the cute one in this relationship, girly
>>586249151t.
two [-]s in a row
>>586249151>rolling for both shitty umas Stop
schedule drop today?
>>586249110bye
>>58624947212 hours from now perchance
>>586249494stop it
i fucking hate all of you
>>586249579Shakute
I hate astroturfers
>>586249579ur late >>586246178
uh...........mambwos???
>>586249579That's not kinda nice
>>586249472Usually at 2 AM in UTC time, so less than 14 hours from now.
>>586249687What?
>>586249550jk, I aint leaving my mambros as long as we dont fall to B+
>three people on my club got fucked by Kitablanco and are planning to quitwtf Kitasan White is not that big of a deal
I did my best but I know my aces are not going to win anything
>>586249740>flatliners wanting to quitoh nyooo
>>586249731Or are you?
>>586249740mambwo...
>>586249754
>>586249740The chance of getting her in 100 rolls was slightly more than 50%, and around 37% for 60 rolls.They were just looking for an excuse, they wanted to quit anyway.
I want to sex the falco
I got fucked on two crucial support banners, like bottom 1% tier of fucked, yet I'm still here. Never give up.
My trainee refuses to train if I don't massage her breasts, what should I do?
>>586249994what kind of SCP this puppet is
what is this bullshit dark filter on all images and videos
>>586249940May Shiraoki-sama bless you for your dedication
>>586250043what
i have historically had shit-tier luck when rolling for supports compared to umas,but I want to build laurel properly from GM up to eos, so I'm not sure what I'll do if I end up with only 1LB or 2LB Ramonu in 400 with sparks
>>586250030You massage her breasts, she massages your manbreasts.
>>586250039Don't make me look up the orfevre comic
>>586250030report her to Bamboo Memory. If she doesn't stop, escalate to Tazuna
>>586249934I'm saying this
>>586248752glue
>>586249940Same, I've gone through a royal buttfucked of 1% once before and I'd rather not experience it again. Which banner was it? It was kitasan for me
>>586249579
>>586249740lol I hit pity on uma banners twice. Happened with Palma where the only spook I got was Finemo, cute but pretty boring. But the really funny one was how Biwa popped up four times while going for hog, never saw a clear marking since that day.All that to say these bwos are weak, other reply is right in that they're looking for an excuse.
>>586250078whoops, forgot to attach pic
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really relaly really really really relaly really really really relaly really erally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>586249740why thoughyou can literally pay $20 to get her before you'll need her
>>586245391She probably has some lewder stuff unpublished.
>>586250080Mambreasts...
Don't forget to use your clovers you got from free pulls for pink tickets before it resets this month
>>586249838Iam not leaving behind my mambros.
>>586250305No such thing
>>586250030get to work torena, you heard her
>>586250179First Kitasan run and Light Hello/Tachyon banner. But I also got extremely lucky on other banners, so it's just various peaks of ebbs and flows.
Guys my trainee keeps saying that she's jealous of my blankets because they "keep me safe when I'm most vulnerable", is she ok?
>>586250243
>>586250330I almost forgot. Thanks.
>>586250414Offer to sleep with her that might help
HOW LONG UNTIL YANKO FUCKING DIES
>>586250412Must be nice. I've only been royally fucked so far
Good afternoon
>>586250338it's ok, even if you doI did
>>586250438
DO NOT OPENVERY SPOOKY INSIDE
>>586250470ex-mambwo...
>>586250514What the actual fuck
>>586250514
I want to join Mambo, farm lots of fans, be hailed as a hero and then leave them the following month
>>586250514that's not a carrot... that's a pumpkin...
>>586250514I've opened... Listen to him... Don't repeat my mista
>123 oshi sweepGuess I'm done with my sprint prepWhat inherits do we want on the next cm, nigebros?
>>586250689i bet your oshis were xoguri and smaru too
>>586250627What's stopping you? If it sounds fun then do it.>>586250689Same as this one + angling.
>>586250689show builds
raped to death by mob umamusumes
>>586250763I'm afraid joining Mambo will make my club CV look really bad
>Gangbeasts tourney ends>King wins>They play Ms Victoria at the endMy sides
>>586250749the "oshi"picks this time is paceslop
Breaking news
>>586250865coward
>>586250865It's the opposite actually
>>586250453>race set for 6:16 p.m. ET~9 hours, it should start around the time CM round 1 begins, in 16 minutes after.
>>586250338you won't have a choice when the club gets disbanded
>>586250942Tama-chan!!!!!!!!!!!!
umanko plap
>>586250865I don't think there's any club that would make your CV look bad
>>586251094uma&co
>>586251094/uma/ club
>>586251094literally any thread that is talked about constantly here
what about my b+ club
wtf is cv gwos
>>586251094What about clubs that can make your CV look good? Do we have any of those?
>>586251195....
I want an egg sandwich
>>586251195its like mr cb
>>586251192mambo is neutral
>>586251195curriculum vitae
>>586251195mrs cv, cb's mare sister
>>586251195It stands for Curriculum Vitae, it's a résumé
>>586251352>not sneaking in Pisa as a jokeBoring
>>586251195Centivis
>>586251195get a job already
>>586251352Lorraine seems to be a freak that is barely holding herself from raping her trainer behind the school gym
i hate workingthankfullythis one pays a lot and i can retire soonit was a great feeling to get the last job I'll ever have and never needing to update cv ever again
>>586251320>>586251357surely this is the real meaning... as a neet I have never heard of such an acronym, thanks for spoon feeding
Please join us on /sp/ for the Breeders' Cup Classic this weekend. Famous horse Forever Young, who I think is a character in your game, will be racing today along with a number of other Japanese horses./sp/158292820/
>>586251195a prerequisite to being employed
>>586251041Neth-sama no...
>>586251567BlackRock manager?
>>586251628I'm already there
>>586251648cuntitative resucker
>>586251510nyo
>>586251628>last post 5 hours ago>page 5man that place is slow
>>586251661Based. Have a Forever Young.
>>586251696>we got quants in this thread
>>586251760my job is just training for umanalysis
>>586251628The character is not in this game
Name the umamusume that would have sex with the trainer after winning the URA Finale.You can't.
>>586251628do you think weather will go for the 3rd time and shit up the racetrack by raining and cucking another win for /uma/?
>>586250043halloweener
>>586251628I was there bwo announcing my gambling addiction with my glorious NIPPON flag
kitafuck fuckasan burakku more like fuck
which anon is for prone bone with asphyxiation
>>586251963Maya is so cute.
>>586251864tweeted by global account = yanko is now global content
>>586252076I just checked in the game she's not in there
>>586252076i want to fuck sexpoir city
SPOOKY DAYhttps://youtu.be/2x33fVB3iNsNARANAI KOTOBA MOU ICHIDO EGAITEAKAIRO NI SOMARU JIKAN WO OKI WASURESAREBAKANASHII SEKAI WA MOU NIDOTO NAKUTEARETA RIKUCHI GA KOBORE OCHITE IKUHITOTSUJI NO HIKARI EEEEEEEEEEE
>>586252159your moms in the game and everyone is playing her
thats illegal in the uk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Av_Z0NOKcEoanimated aichan
>>586251757To be fair, the Breeders' Cup races don't start until 11:15 ET this morning (although /sp/ horse racing interest can be pretty low.)
creeku...
When I leave my club, the one fucker I will not miss is the guy requesting JBC dirt sashes every single day, making me have to manually donate shoes instead of using the donate all button
>>586252230I accept your concession
>>586252216
I accept your confession.
>>586252341I thought that was Trump.
>>586252302They kicked him out already vma bwo
>>586252341Char is literally me
Her name is Yuki.
I missed the stream. Did Kingu dominate again?
>>586252474cover up those ears you slag
>>586252341Nishino would totally tame Ryuji
>>586252501She was hiding her power level but eventually dominated
I accept your conception.
>>586251916Also BASED
>>586252076Juxtaposition between this and older, trad pilled folk that make up a good chunk of horse racing enjoyers is so fucking funny. I'd love to see their faces walking past this.
>>586252313I accept your confection
>>586252501https://youtu.be/9AD3u2dxkMQ?si=3Jj0a_22vox4FOfO>Kingu earned her winning live>Mirako came up from the inside>Ardan got curse of burger and didnt score any points?Bouquetor got tentacled at least twice
>>586252474yukineppers
>>586252659that's a weird looking dog
>>586252538the lewdest whore umas are the ones with single ear sock
>>586252598>>586252702>Samdbags to keep things interesting.Truly first rate.
>>586252723It's a Newfoundland
>0 (zero) aces made
>>586252817they haven't even announced the cm, you're fine
>>586252696oguri...
>>586252754I think Kingu needs a couple games and others getting uppity before her competitiveness starts showing up.
>>586252429>>586252770sweepy acting full mesugaki until her servant arrives
king halo wife
YAADAAAAA
Curren is PURE
>>586252405I will blame Cygames again for his injury. Last year, they brought Shinto priests over to curse Sov with a fever and this year it's the teddy horse.
>>586245863Trick or Treato! Bakushin is just too precious, I would give her all my candy instantly.
mejiro
>>586253085now I'm reminded of that one pochi dagashikashi doujinso sweet
DONT PICK TRICK THEY'LL RAPE YOU
>>586253249Bro FUCK that shotacon doujinshi
thanks to the anon that showed up in /v/tm this year, My Green Turf Home rocks and gets an easy spot in my playlist.
>>586253279that's not shota wtf
>>586253046qrd? Did the IRL Sweepy throw a fit about getting into the starting gate, or something?she totally would, that damn brat
drama?
slept again award
>>586253085that's hardly ambiguous
When does janko race?
>>586253191
>>586253386https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkFQiFwuNNoshe acts like a brat ingame for a reason
>>586253271>"I'll pick you up and carry you [off] on my shoulders!"
>>586253271haha oh noooo I forgot to buy some candy
>>586253417There's a diddyblud in Mambo
>>586253570BASED MAMBRO
>>586253570we know
>>586253570
>>586253570there is at least one at every club
>>586253512>egocentric, prideful girl>but also cutethe interviewer also asked him if he would make her his girlfriend
>>586253570If this is a Mambo PR I just want to say that it's working
>>586253570Mambo stocks keep rising, BUY BUY BUY
the punished jockey
>>586253570>there is a 4channel.org user in mamgwomy shock hearing this news was something else
>>586253570oh yeah I remember that namehttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/565126049/#565128985
>>586253570>doxxfag tried to make someone look bad but we're not in burger hours
I pick up young umas and carry them to my bedroom. I end my turn
>>586253829>but we're not in burger hoursanon...?
i get picked up by hag umas and get carried in my bedroom. I end my turn
>>586253894these are late SEA hours
>>586253570>otter suffer
>>586253835there were invisible feys in the room and they sneak attack you for a lot of dice
>>586253935Fucking chud
>>586253894it should be like 6-7 AM in burger times now. It's hard to finde merimutts now.
>>586253570bwo isn't even in the right mambo that said I'm pretty sure mambochou is a nonce
>>586253828>It's actually the real /uma/ mamboI thought it was another generic Mambo club that's everywhere because the rank was so low, surely this wouldn't be from /here/ if it was, was my first thought
Boo~
>>586254109it's 9 in the morning already...
>>586253570wrong mambo but based
>>586252285What the hell did she mean by that
>>586253570Now that Mambo won the /uma/ culture war again, what's left for this general?
>>586254205>burger spotted
>>586254164Make this the next thread OP pic, pan baker anon.
>>586254205Its 8:44 am bro. Its not 9 yet
>>586253952the thread got twice as busy over the course of the last hour as burgers started waking upsea is awake but it's burger hours
I have to admit somethingI don't hate tickezo anymore
>>586254313eventual collapse of /umaJP/ and /uma/ into single entity when we catch up to actual version. Should be around 2035.
>1% training failokfucker
>>586254573Yay!
>>586254683I need to suck on super creeks super tits
>>586254723did you forget to close your toilet lid again.
>>586254109I wake up at 0500, most days. Not EVERY burger is disgustingly fat and lazy, just like how not EVERY indog or flip fucks cats
>>586254761super creek implies the existence of ultra creek and master creek
>>586254815I forgot to not wake up todayFL + S run ofc
>>586253976an otter is fine, too
>>586254639rape
>>586254856Not necessarily, it only implies the existence of regular Creek. I'm also perfectly content with my Creek being super. Ultra and master would be a bit much.
>>586254856cingray proves thisyou can see how base creek evolves into super creek in the span of an episode
>>586253485I hate you
speaking of toilets I hope that the retard not flushing his toilet because "it didn't smell" realized he should in fact, be flushing a toilet that was stinking up his house with a piss smell that he was accustomed to
>King Shit won the gang beast gameDay is ruined.
>>586255030potato creek...
>>586255201did i miss another teiobro gem??
we love kingu here
>>586253935why is this female so hot?
>>586255172How could you say that
cheating stego after leaving me for who knows how many months
>>586255301why do you assume it was a Teiobro
lowroll faggotory typical fl bullshit homo FUCK FUCK FUCKdisgusting sp ew fl does nothing except counter that out
>>586255369>fucking stego>its not as tight anymore
>>586255325>female
>>586254008Do what you must, I've already won
>>586255283I love my /uma/ bros
>>586241409Hello, I just downloaded this game last week to play something while on the bus.I joined open CM since I have only been able to make A to A+ trainees. but i think I'm having problems making parents.Do you make dedicated trainees for parents or as long as they have the right style and stats as sparks, you can make anyone parents?I think the guides in the OP doesn't touch parent making so I am asking here in the thread.Thank you for answering.
>>586255395it was most certainly a teiobro
>>586255325umamusume have to look hot so they can seduce the males and drive the female ningens to extinction
Cute Cute Cute Cute CUUUUUUUTEEEEE!
>>5862553966 (SIX) GREENS TOO HAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>586255323Okay Ryan.
>>586255572nice gw dd pp ignwit parents gwo
>>586255609painting Kris' brown face with my cum until she is white enough to be called a lightskin
>>586255693oh right wtf ok we're good then
>>586255719
Can anyone tell me why my pee smells more like ammonia the more I jerk off?
>>586255609d-dont say that... *sniffles*
>>586255609She would NEVER say this
>>586255481Yes, parent runs are different from ace (for team trials or champions' meeting). You should be using auto for the former, as it's less tedious and operates on more lax rules (if you borrow pal cards you get a lot more stats)Use https://uma.moe/database OR https://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchto find other people's way better parents, which you use to kickstart your parent farming process. You'll set up auto runs to run +20 G1 races (matching race victories makes better parents) then come back one hour later and buy skills (matching skills bought with parents and grandparents' white sparks makes better parents) and repeat that for a couple generations.Difference between a fresh accont and one that's about two or three dozen runs into parent building is insane.
>>586255201I missed that post but personally I also don't to save up water bills
hmmmm should I go to spark for kitasan white if all I want her for is a pace chaser parent and I don't want to run her as an ace at all?
Why are they orenji?
>>586255894Thank you for the reply. i have been playing manually to get the feel of the game since i am new, so i will be looking on auto for when im busy or when im going to sleep.
>>586255481Making parents is ugually track specific (like for each CM and such) and you usually pick your parents based on the accel inherit. See pic related for a general guide on what parents you usually make depending on when late race begins.If you're interested in CM you can check them here https://gametora.com/umamusume/events/champions-meeting and see the track information for each one.Also, not listed but there are also generic parents with speed skills you can use such as NY Opera, Brian, Rudolf, Fuji Kiseki, Oguri Cap and some others. But those depend on if you have them or not.Regarding sparks, that's really personal what sparks you farm for whites and how autistic you want to be about it. For blues it usually dends on if you need stamina or power, and for pinks you usually want distance pinks.
>>586255961dependsis a pick ticket cheaper than what you would put up for a spark? we have some time before paces start using her so in theory you could borrow or ticket her later.
>try to make a taishin sprint ace>forget that she has to place in kikuka showell shit, i just wasted all my borrows
Is Kris S for (You)?
>zero gold skill event chains finishedDid they shadownerf clanking? I have very shit rate of gold event chain finish this whole week.
torena! the skeleton's scaring me!
>>586255894>>586256114Continuing on my question, It seems that blue ones are the most important but i seem to only be getting one or two white ones but the ones on the websites have alot, why is that?
>>586256145she doesnt have to place in kikuka sho, she has to place in tenno sho spring
>>586256119100 pulls. next ticket I think I'm getting Furawa
>>586256238Ulala... there's one inside you...
>>586256157I want to have bed breaking sex with her
>>586256157She's too autistic to openly show a bunch of affection and she doesnt beg you to be her trainer like modern JP umas, but she loves her trainer, yes.Believe it or not, but all umas are for (You), they just vary how much they show it
>>586256243Because if you're autistic enough you can farm a lot of white sparks.2 grandparents buy 1 skill > parent buys skills > chance of parent also having said skillSo if you mix parents with multiple skills enough times, you can farm a lot of these.
>>586256293its not a bad idea to spark then assuming you have the funds for ramonu wit
>>586256292ye that's what i meant
>>586255541Based! evolution at it's finest!
>>586256238Don't worry, Haru-chan.I'll personally torture and kill every single tobyfox fan out there and then kill tobyfox himself by skinning that jewish faggot alive until he dies by blood loss.
>>586256243this guide is old but still holds up with the parent autism concepthttps://youtu.be/CNrEIuwOde4?si=z89hLDZxglybU5WT&t=460
>>586256145endchuds can place top 3 in haruten with 300-400 stam most of the times tho
>>586256404lol I'm gay so how is this going to negatively affect me?
>>586256679hey cutie!
>>586256679frontbro...
>>586256243>are blues importantFlat stat bonus, they matter more the weaker you are >how do you get bluesWhen you end a run, the game rolls for 1 of the 5 stats then checks the stat value. If it's <600 the highest you can get is two stars, >600 then you get a better set of rolls, same for >1100 but the chance for a 3 star remains very low>pink?it's for aptitudes, allows you to turn a longslop horse into a sprinter and a dirter into a turf oneRun ends and the game picks a random aptitude at A or better.>whitesrun G1s, races have a chance to become sparkslearn skills, those have a chance to become a spark If you buy enhanced (OOs) or gold skills, you have a higher chanceIf you match whites with the legacies, you have a higher chance. This is called looping. Ends up mattering more than blues because YOU'RE GETTING FREE SKILLPOINTS AND GET SKILLS YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO GET FROM YOUR SUPPORT CARDS OR THE SCENARIO
>>586256769bwo, the poll proved that pace is the gayest. front is straight. also late is the most straight style and no one really plays end,but they still managed to come out gay
>>586255481You ideally want trainees with strong inheritable skills and good compatibility (https://gametora.com/umamusume/compatibility) with your desired CM acesI don't think there are any good newcutie-friendly parenting guides out there unfortunately. You can try to piece things together from these but don't feel ashamed of asking herehttps://gametora.com/umamusume/legacieshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.chehxs4igdlt#heading=h.sahct85oatejhttps://uma.guide/guides/parenting-in-umamusumehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1Q3IJKbtkplmuY-PAJMNjYiLtasv0eU0aIBEqp8_C3tg/edit
happy cryerween
>>586256921>front is straight
>>586257083You've gyatt to be kidding me
Forever Fraud need to lose
what do people mean 4/4 or 5/5 for loopa
>>586255301I remember that guy but I'm not sure if he really was a teiobwo, it was long ago
>>586255974why arent you?
>>586257083chowayo chowayo
>>586257294Whore
>>586257181if you want to get GW, PP, DP and IgWit, and you have all 4 (out of 4) on a trainee, that's 4/4. If you add Front Runner Savvy to that, and you get all 5 of those on a trainee's sparks, you now have 5/5Some may also say stuff like 5/5 when referring to having 5/5 on a parent and both grandparents, i.e. a full 5/5 generation
>>586257419>>586257419>>586257419
