► 1. WELCOMEWe discuss Minecraft news, projects, build ideas, clients, etc. Share server stories and keep the screenshots coming, we want to see builds!► 2. NEWS>Wilderness Bound released September 16th!https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/minecraft-java-edition-26-3► 3. USEFUL LINKS>Fuck Microslop, play cracked Minecraft with these launchers:https://polymc.org>Mods that you will need 100% of the time:https://modrinth.com/mod/no-chat-reports (removes telemetry and chat reporting)https://modrinth.com/mod/sodium (optimizes (replaces) render engine)https://modrinth.com/mod/lithium (optimizes various game mechanics)>Feeling nostalgic? Try these resource packs:https://modrinth.com/resourcepack/c4music (removes non-C418 song and adds some album-only songs)https://modrinth.com/resourcepack/acclimate (combine with above to keep some new songs)https://modrinth.com/resourcepack/golden-days (restores the beta look)https://modrinth.com/resourcepack/programmer-art-plus (restores the pre-1.14 look)>Not a fan of the new skins?Use this resource pack to remove all new skins (Alex came out 11 years ago, sorry)https://arweave.net/-ESwheeDiXbTpmFBqIhAb9ZtOqZoDRuYxY9WoOOv_nQ/[MC]%20Classic%20Skins.zipor this mod to set your ownhttps://github.com/IMB11/SkinShuffle>The Minecraft Wiki:https://minecraft.wiki>Tools and resourceshttps://www.chunkbase.comhttps://blockcolors.app/https://www.blockpalettes.com/>1.7.10 server authentication option (Got shafted by M$? You can still [multi]play!)https://github.com/lubinacourec/SeamlessAuth>Serversanon.minecraft.best>>>/vm/minecraft>FAQs:https://pastebin.com/n42iBCWuhttps://pastebin.com/xigRFjcKhttps://pastebin.com/YedwJKFUPrevious: >>585325887
blub sex
>>586136193Yes
today i'm finally going to start work on my nether hub, turning it into a nether fortress style prison cell block with my spawn portal being hidden behind a wall inside one of the cells shawshank redemption styleall the other cells will lead to other places around my world like mt end portal, desert mining area, etc
>>586139640>tfw my my portal is in the middle of a giant basalt delta biomehey at least i brought frogs of all colors there and now i have an infinite froglight generator lolcurrently working on a piglin trading setup too i already got 3 piglins
>>586141642i know a lot of people hate basalt deltas but its one of my favourite biomes in the game, the ambience is really good and i kinda want it for my prisoni could do with making a gold farm AND a piglin bartering system in my own world too actually. gonna need a ton of ochre frog lights for another build too, guess i know what i'm doing all this weekend
minecraft… rape…
>still no broomrape
>still no ender blub
>still no bamboo creeper
>still no duct tape
I hope that the Blub is secretly evil >:)
Is there a setting to turn off drop everything on death? I can never get into this game because of that.
>>586154827Keep Inventory = on
>>586154827go into game rules when creating your world and turn on keep inventory
>>586142591ochre you'll probably need to make a portal to a temperate biome, i think that's where red frogs spawn
>>586154391getting orgasm denial’d by blub…
do NOT sex the blub
It's up.
>>586163502can't stand grian so i'll wait for someone like etho or bdubs to upload
>>586163502no tango or etho
>>586163860https://youtu.be/hH5UZnHVEQA
>>586163502>gimmick is some random retard with god mode flies around in spectator dropping in wherever and whenever he feels like to kill whoever he wants in whatever way he wants which can result in multiple kills instead of just one and there's nothing you can do about it because he's opthere's a reason the first couple of seasons were the best, if they don't have the time to play together and need to rush everyone being on red lives then just don't fucking do a life series
Whats with the biggest games in the world not being able to sustain generals
>>586175192General would be sustained indefinitely if there were Enderwomen
>>586175192The amount of people on this site with good taste is absolutely tiny. The subhumans that make up the majority of the userbase all flock to gacha generals and spam them constantly, thus it's hard for something like minecraft to compete.
I've been doing my first villager "project" for the last few hours. Nothing really special, cause I hate doing minecart or boat stuff. Just building a big building right next to my closest village. Since I haven't really done this before, do I just break all the original beds and job blocks to get them to relocate?
>>586175192>>586175836>>586176387Most of /vg/ is just cliques ERPing. People posting builds and shit like that will naturally be lower traffic
>>586175836agreed
2/3rds done
Show me some of your favorite underrated/unknown textureshttps://www.planetminecraft.com/texture-pack/awc-accurate-wood-color/
maybe a hot take but i think riding horses is more fun than using an elytra. i hope mojang introduces a mounts update that buffs a lot of the mounts in the game so they're on the same level of usefulness as the elytra.
>>586172456>need to rush everyone being on red livesThe competition doesn't even start until everyone's on red but if it was straight pvp it'd last ten seconds like every other minecraft pvp game in history so they need to pad it for content somehow. At least it's better than how Mindcrack did it where everyone spent ten episodes making gold apples before fighting.
>>586193946
Bdubs final life base
The seed I want to use starts in a snowy forest when is this STUPID update gonna drop so i can get snow caves
>>586204127Likely November or early December
>>586205931its literally DONE THOUGHits OUT on switch
>>586206303>its literally DONE THOUGHIt's 'literally' not done, it is still in the snapshot cycle and they have not said that the final features have been added yet.>its OUT on switch?????
>>586197573i wish this was a real texture pack
>still no ender village
>>586210109youre hella autistic fuck off
>>586210109one time in a creative world I was messing around in the end and just dug a little like bunker into a big end island and spawned some villagers to live there, occasionally spawning hostile mobs to terrorize them it was just a bunch of 2 block tall rectangular rooms in a little branching pattern with beds lined in rows
the life series is just consistent rage bait, everyone dying to mobs after crafting shields and never using themmumbo just stood there with his shield in his off hand as a skeleton kept shooting at him while he screamed, it took 4-5 shots for him to actually die. why are they all so retarded, they've been playing this game for decades, go out of their way to make shields and never use them
>>586213834Shields were a retarded addition to the game and Mumbo rightfully never uses one normally. I assume he only had it in the first place because Martin gave it to him and never thought to use it because it's the first time in his life he's ever had one.
>>586163502>>586167361>>586213834>>>/hermitslop/
>>586220251You're in the wrong general
>>586211117>still no ender monstrosity
>no ender parsnip
>>586211117>still no ender cottage
>>586211117>still no ender jockey
>>586211117>still no ender zoology
>>586211117>no ender mushroom
>>586211117>>still no ender apocalypse
>>586221065holy dork
>>586211117>still no ender steed
>>586222719>no corn
>>586222719>no farming update
>no ender estrogen>>586211117
>>586223794youre fat and ugly irl btw
>>586222719>no slop
>>586223902>still no fat and ugly update
>>586223902>xhe isn't fat and ugly irlngmi
>>586223902>still no ender college to get more ender knowledge
>>586224535buck broken dork forever bound to shit up these generals
I love you.
sorry... if im going to engage with a severely autistic person for multiple replies i should at least post some builds to contribute in some capacity.
>still no good ender builds
ender builds? what about ender this joke
>>586225476>>586226498you don't belong here
>>586226498This is really unique looking, it almost looks modded, maybe its the glass reflection
>still no ender pepewhat a sad world we live in.
>>586230805you replied to the wrong person you fucking retard
ender? I hardly know er
>>586231404you exposed yourself as a newfaggot by tard raging at someone who's been making harmless end green text posts and to cover your off topic tantrum you're dropping random minecraft imagesi replied to the right person, you don't belong here. we don't need more attention seeking shitposting schizos, perhaps one of the gacha generals is more up your street
it sucks that both the vanilla and modded minecraft threads are just usually complete shit. in vanilla you just have mega autists like the one fucktard i was just shit talking posting stupid crap nonstop and in the modded threads its just people posting their gay little tech autism contraptions and blog posting every minute detail going on in their world. it cant just be cool builds 24/7 or some shit. has to be gay retarded bullshit
>>586233113more like i made fun of a retard spamming unfunny stupid shit in an already dogshit general. post cool build stuff or blow your head off in arma 3. i dont care about attention i care about looking at cool shit or reading interesting discussions about minecraft and i dont see much here.
>>586233336I will make a 2h video synopsis exposing that hermitcraft and last life is staged.
I watched the bdubs perspective of final life and it was lame and boring. Nothing will ever top bdubs being the boogeyman and everything leading up to him killing grian as etho played the spooky jukebox, that whole thing was so serendipitous it felt scripted
i prefer "harmless end green text posts" although its samefag who defends his shitposts over hermitslop
>>586175192uhm idk maybe players are busy playing
>>586179734>do I just break all the original beds and job blocks to get them to relocate?If you have no trades you're afraid of losing yeah go ahead>>586194554>hop on horse yeehaw>encounter forest>encounter ocean>ack>>586225476kys faggot
>>586194554I have a horse and nautilus that I use a lot to get around, I've altered their base speed stats with /attribute so that they're way faster than normal so that I rely on them more than an elytra
>>586164734No etho no watch. Simple as.
bumpanything I should change about my iron farm hiding spot before I paste it into my survival world?
>>586243585Kudos for building it on an angle
>>586243585>paste
>still no shark jockey
>>586243585other than making sure golems won't spawn inside it and not a killing chamber, then nah looks good. if you're gonna copy and paste a clone of it to your survival world at least get the resources to make the entire thing and then burn them if you're not gonna build it
this is a room
is resistance bad or did everyone who died in last life fuck up by not choosing it? i thought it was 20% damage reduction per level and considering most of them got max level of whatever they chose that you can get naturally in game (some higher like projectile protection at 50% which is level 6+) at level 3-4 resistance you'll be tanking a lot even with just protection 1 on a chest piece, helment and legs
>>586246720I've never tried it, but it's supposed to be really good. Haste is convenient and all, but hardly game changing, so resistance seems like the obvious choice
>>586244473>>586244980yeah I meant using litematica to rebuild it in survivalfirst time I've really used it for something that's not a redstone contraption and now I feel dirtyshan't be using it again me thinks, not for me
>>586246705Makes for a nice museum
>>586246705i like it, for more added depth in the ceiling change the brown concrete blocks to slabs
I really feel like the Sift was intentionally added to vanilla just out of spite. The whole thing feels so wrong. I think Mojang truly hates their fans and that couldn't be more obvious at this point. Like really? They couldn't even be bothered to add vertical islands to the End and a couple more biomes like the Nether update did? The Sift just feels so revolting and un-Minecrafty, which makes sense because it's being ported from another game that isn't Minecraft and so isn't designed for Minecraft.
>>586249779I think the primary motivation is the movie unironically. The new weapons, new mobs and new dimension are all things that the movie can depend on. If they just fought skeletons with swords it'd get tired so you can imagine them adding new stuff for that purpose
>>586251253Good thing someone made a non-jewish Minecraft movie with muh AI https://youtu.be/zX-e9LRR_ko
I've been thinking of playing old Minecraft but can't decide what version to pick
How do I make my skeleton farm more spooky?
>>586249779>The Sift just feels so revolting and un-Minecraftyi love shitting on new updates as much as the next guy but this is the lamest argument for a new dimension that will ever be made, the nether and end weren't "minecrafty" either when they first released. that's the whole point of another dimension, it's not meant to be the same as what you already experiencein fact what annoys me more is that the nether and the end should be more like the sift dimension, you're not supposed to travel to another world and think "yeah, this feels like it belongs" you're supposed to enter into an entirely different place and feel knocked back by what's there>being ported from another gameyou have no idea how development works, if you think the sift in minecraft is going to be anything like dungeons 2 then you're beyond retarded. it'll be bare bones, which will make it fit in with the nether and the end dimensions perfectly. they're not adding 100+ blocks, 20+ new mobs and 6+ bosses to the game
https://youtu.be/GyZ8NG6OtiE?t=1495>scar thinks the boogeyman is etho>everyone tells him he's wrong because he's actually good at pvpbros...
is there a way to obtain those pumpkins or jack o'lantern that the Halloween mobs have?
>>586253170Rope yourself troon
https://youtu.be/1d2Owe5It3o?t=1905>get attacked in a pvp game>"THIS IS A HATE CRIME"
>>586252628When you say spooky are you thinking about the design of the farm itself or ambience so it feels spooky being at the farm?
I hate to admit it but i watched the smallishbeans final life episode and it was 10x the bdubs one. The death thing was cool BUT the idea the boogeyman is persistent in the world and they picked up some cracked minecraft pvp guy is fun and a good sell. It's like those "can 100 retarded children beat 3 professional soccer players" videos
Aether goodSift bad
And what is the sift's color palette?Greens and blues, because we need so much more of those
>>586254237what in the world are you talking about?
the sift?more likethe shit
>>586253170the sift says trans rights
is this retard going to samefag his hatred of the sift all day or will he just get bored and fuck off?>b-but i'm not same fagging!we've had more activity in the past hour than we've had over the past 24 hours, when samefagging you need to be subtle or you stand out like you are right nowwe get it, you hate the sift. go cry to mojang about how much you hate it, no one here is able to stop it from being added to the game
>>586254158preferably design wise but I can use a bit on the atmosphere as well.
matcha...
>>586252628Make it look like a bloody toilet, this is my slime farm
>>586255112If only. Sadly we'll only get teals and pinks
>>586238320cheater
>>586251414looks good ! thanks anon i'll be watching this while having lunch>>586252628candlesafter you've collected enough bone, turn them into bone blocks and use it as flooring, throw some redstone dust on top so it looks like blood stainscobwebs in the cornersdig 2 block deep holes into the walls, place a netherrack, light it on fire and rebuild the wall so only a hole remains through which the fire can be seen, depending on the texture of your walls you could use stairs to make smaller holessince in most design you have a water column dragging skeletons upwards so they can be thrown into the kill chamber, well that column in my farm can be seen through a layer of glass blocks so you can actually see the skeletons moving through the walls
>>586253243use shears on a pumpkin to carve it, you can add a torch to it in a crafting table for maximum spooks
>>586256314still more on topic than hermitstuff
>>586256210>Afterlife is transWhat did mojang mean by this?
>resisting the urge to just build another tiny cabin and tunnel all of my base underground for the 1000x time
STOP TURNING ME INTO A FUCKING NIGGER JEWJANG
>>586267060the same thing just happened to me, same skin too
Minecraft beta 1.7.3 or 1.7.10, bros?
>>5862686421.7.3 was the patch I started on
Any palettes to share? I tried to find some combinations I could reuse, I'm seeking for very soothing combinations. I'm happy with the white concrete+grey concrete+ blue and light blue terracotta (note:my white concrete is retextured to almost pure white), I'm also glad I found cyan terracotta is almost the same color as tuff, and pink terracotta goes well as an accent color because tuff is sort of greenish and greens pairs well with reds typically, but pure red of cinnabar is too strong with tuff for example, so pink terracotta is nice though. I'm just trying to move away from being lazy and spamming planks or stone or pure white on my floors.
>>586243585What's the farm hiding under there? Single or multi dimension?
>>586269724It's a shitty answer but there are a bunch of websites made specifically to share block palettes.
do you use armor trims in single player?
>>586271936if you set up a trial chamber farm you're kinda forced to, but I like using trims because it's funI only play single-player so I mean
>>586268862Started on?
>>586274617ESL?
>>586256314Why are you so grossly bent on defending the sift tho
>>586269724I sometimes use https://www.blockpalettes.com/ to get ideas for palettes.
i made remote controlled car
>>586279687there's at least a dozen things wrong with this webm
>>586281692no u
when they finally add a black wood set i hope it's brought with a new biome that has other sub biomes in it like how badlands, savannas and jungles work. a flat plains covered in ash with new ash blocks and layers, a forest filled with inflammable trees and the wood set can't catch fire like crimson and warped, new volcanic biome with volcanoes that follow mountain biome generation with overworld obsidian and magma blocks, a potent magma block that spews lava like geysers when there's a lava source above and below it, rivers and lakes of lava, a new weather effect that happens when it rains but ash falls instead, have the biome spawn with only deserts and mesas around it so rain is never adjacent to the biome
>>586279687Why does it teleport the car, instead of just moving it?
>>586285046tried that but carts are capped
>>586283713That'd take at least 4 drops, maybe even 6. Not gonna happen, people would complain too much
>>586285167Are you using the experimental snapshot? Maybe it doesn't matter if you're not using rails, but minecarts can go a lot faster with that feature on
bumpkin
>>586275786I mean "elaborate"
>>586302896And I mean you would have to be ESL to not understand what that sentence means.
>>586303461Okay
>still no snail
>still no brown bear
>still no owl
>>586304029he just means that it was the patch when he started playing minecraft you fucking imbecile
>minecart still irrevelant
>still no conchineal
made a spooky broom for halloween
>still no cervidae of any kind
>still no lion
>still no minnow
>Still no netherrack stairs
>still no crafting table stairs
>>5862686421.7.10b.1.7.3 is too barebones
>>586283713here's your biome, bro
>>586283713Volcanic biome would never happen, too many warm colors
>still no ender bones
>still no wither bones
>>586237464cry more you little bitch. you defend some dork loser shitting up the thread with his unfunny spam >>586318280>still no cure to autism. massively disordered behavior is so fucking lame and I hate that theres a billion chemicals and microplastics in our environment to churn these retards out in a factory setting
>still no smooth obsidian
there's literally no reason why crying obsidian shouldn't be able to be used for portals
NOOOO YOU HAVE TO SPEND 20 HOURS A WEEK WATCHING DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVES OF THE SAME SHIT
>still no enderite
>>586324004i'm glad the only grian things i watched were some basic building tutorials like 8 years ago before he went neck deep into block vomit and whatever the fuck you'd call this
>still no ents
>still no ants
>still no billhook bass
>still no ender game
>still no termites
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEaSgSGsrBM&t=275s
fine, die.
im sure that faggot will spam some more unfunny shit soon to bump the thread. anything but showing cool builds and talking about equally cool things in minecraft huh?
I like smelling things.
>>586336351whats cool about this build
>>586337262why didnt you reply with a build of your own, faggot?
>>586337941are any of these your builds?
I never got to experience bubble elevators.They're much cooler and faster than the shitty ones I used to do with signs and water buckets lmao.
>>586339662You can play right now and make bubble elevators. Not much stopping you.Just don't make one that goes to the sky and has that incredibly fucking shitty box mob farm. It's so absurdly slow and bad and only even remotely viable in skyblock earlygame. In a regular world it's horrible. I have no idea how it's so prevalent and widespread, i guess youtubers who don't know better building them and spreading it to their viewers who also don't know better.
>>586339883>Just don't make one that goes to the sky and has that incredibly fucking shitty box mob farm.>>586339883
>>586340017https://youtu.be/OKRKQzcq9QQWhy did you build an incredibly shit farm that barely even works?
>>586340214I have no idea what do you mean.I get 30 levels with 10 or so minutes of wait.That's fine by me?In fact, it's never worked as well for me.It's usually shitty and slow, but now that I built it 128 blocks and above a lake it works surprisingly well.
>>586340450>I get 30 levels with 10 or so minutes of wait.jfc you can get 1 to 30 in under a minute with a decent enderman farm that takes 30 minutes to buildwhy do you keep building the same shitty fucking mob farm over and over again are you genuinely retarded it's an honest question i dont understand what could compel someone to do thata fucking spawner farm is faster than this shithttps://youtu.be/jn8C8uY3fHM
>>586340624>jfc you can get 1 to 30 in under a minute with a decent enderman farm that takes 30 minutes to buildI don't want to beat the Ender Dragon just yet.>why do you keep building the same shitty fucking mob farm over and over againBecause it works.>are you genuinely retarded it's an honest questionI could ask you the same, because it seems you somehow don't understand that each person has their own ways of playing a videogame, and doing the things they want, how they want and when they want to.>a fucking spawner farm is faster than this shitNo, it isn't. I'd know, I make at least 1 zombie or skeleton farm every time I decide to play Minecraft.Enjoy being miserable, pointlessly angry and bitter I guess, Anon.
>>586340856>tranime reaction imagejust retarded then. shame i share a thread with you. oh well
>>586340908you do realize we know you're a tourist to this general, right? no one has been this mad and butt hurt about how other people play in this thread for years and out of nowhere you start rage posting about how other people play the game or what other people postwhen you enter a dead general and start breathing life into it by spam replying to every person who even tries to mention something you stand out really fucking badi don't know or care why you're this angry but go somewhere else to vent, a minecraft thread isn't the right place for you to destress from whatever it is that's making you this upset to lash out at everyone for just trying to enjoy the game
>still no coconut
>>586341964faggot lmao
>stiII no tuna
>>586175192There is nothing to talk about"The biggest games in the world" are just kidshit or normieshitWhat would a tetris general even be
>stilI no corn
>>586346589we have enough crops as is, anon
>>586346756we don't have enough, the whole food system needs a rework
>still no endercorn
>still no endertuna
>>586338020this is one of my builds. does me not submitting my own work up until now make you any less of a faggot? why are you not replying with legit ANY build? good to see the dork retard spamming stupid shit right on target btw
I'll take greentext spam over ugly ass builds like that, never post what you've made ever again
>still no decent builds
Notice how this emotionally unstable retard cannot stop seething
i cant imagine the inbreeding and dysfunction that had to occur to spawn this fucking retard loser. so glad i dont have to wake up everyday and be this dipshit LOL
the funniest part is how nobody that replies to me actually has an argument or can banter properly back at me its just "no u" endlessly LOL.
oh, it's modded on a vanilla thread.
imagine angrily gatekeeping a general that already has to be pity bumped ten times a day
two dipshits above still dont post any builds good job guys
your post isn't any less retarded just because you attached some random picture from GIS
yet another post by a dumbfuck with no build posted good job guys.
oh so the newfag who keeps getting mad at random posts is from the modded general, makes sense
I finally made a creeper farm in my world and now I have more gunpowder than I know what to do with. On a side note, I'm happy mojang added concrete slabs so this giant platform I'm putting all my farms on only takes half the amount of concrete I would have needed. The slabs, along with wool variants, let me make this overly typical creeper face without it standing out too much
>still no choccy milk
>>586353834cocoa beans need more use, i want choklit cake too
>>586350981This is such a nice colour combination