Dark ranger Edition>What is /crpgg/?This general is dedicated to the discussion of computer roleplaying games such as:Arcanum, Baldur's Gate, Divinity: Original Sin, Dragon Age, Expeditions, Fallout, Icewind Dale, Jade Empire, Knights of the Old Republic, Mass Effect, Might and Magic, Neverwinter Nights, Pathfinder, Pillars of Eternity, Planescape: Torment, Shadowrun, Solasta, The Age of Decadence, Temple of Elemental Evil, Tyranny, Ultima, Underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40k: Dark Heresy, Rogue Trader, Wasteland, Wizardry, and many others.>Recommendations:https://files.catbox.moe/gx6f4u.pngPrevious: >>585803850>Thread QuestionWhat's the edgiest character you've ever made?
>>585996284>World of WarcraftThis is very much not a crpg
>>585996409for you
>>585996409Are you saying DUNGEONS & DRAGONS is not crpghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yMOZlYqsnY
Why do you retards want to talk about anything other than crpgs
>>585997105What's the last crpg you posted
>>585997148
>>585996284why didnt you remove mass effect
>>585997148I'm playing necromancer's tale but I won't get back to it until I'm done with dr*gon's dogma and I do not post about that here as it is not a crpg
shart
>>585997820>I do not post about that here as it is not a crpgThe rare good anon
>>585996284>What's the edgiest character you've ever made?I don't make edgy characters. I find them to be cringe
CRPG where you have "Thank God we're alive" sex?
>>585998524I don't have sex. I find it to be cringe.
>>585998301hairy pussy, even without installing mods
>>585999123cutest lil bush, she's so adorable n lovable
>>585998487NOOOOOOOOOPLEASE GOD DONT MAKE DIVINITY HAVE TROON GATE'S CINEMATIC DIALOGUE PLEASE NOOO GOD
>>585999323the people want it
Rest in PissYou Won't Be Missed
>>585999323You unironically think Divinity will feature a text dialogue pop up?? lmao, that's so 90s
>>585999323Larian didn't update their engine for motion capture to only use it in one game, anon
>>585999370The people are going to ruin the game I love.Ever since bg3, I have been horribly anxious about Divinity 3. Sometimes remembering it's in the works while bg3 is highly praised, I get horribly depressed. So depressed I have to drink myself into blackout. I don't want my Divinity to become that horribly. Me makes me sad and angry and I just want to find Larian and break his worthless neck.Please don't ruin Divinity..>>585999479>>585999625I hope you both have a miserable week.
>>585999734BG3 rules tho
>anime passbitch>dogshit opinionclockwork
>>585999759I have you have to watch your most loved person succumb to whatever disease or parasite is the most painful. I hope you have kids and have to watch them getting lowered into their graves.
Can you imagine being too adhd to even pay attention to fucking BG3's dialogue
>>585999874rude
I don't type so good when I'm upset.. but that's okay.All of you deserve horrible things and misery.
>>585999874>I have you have to
What the fuck is the schizo on about?
>>585998524rogue trader
>>585999967hating BG3 is already the russianschizo's gimmick, I suggest you find another one or maybe just keep posting dumb anime pics that's fine too
>the
>>586000027bg3
>>586000027Can't pay attention to dialogue unironically
>>586000009I get really hyper when it's about my fav games and my fingies are cold rn and phone and u know..>>586000086I don't care for your namfag losers, boil yourself
it's always a tranime guy
this general used to be so much cooler without all you faggots around
glory to BG3
>>585990478was anyone able to decipher this gibberish?
>>586000417It is rude to dilate in public.
>>586000450I'd sniff her wet dog cunt if you know what I mean
>What's the edgiest character you've ever made?Edgiest character I made was an imperial loyalist agent in swtor. Anti-alien, killed hundreds of civilians, school shooting on Alderaan, bombed the civilians on Corellia, nuked Zakuul, every story decision pro-empire. That game lets you play a wacko.A lot of my empire characters became traitors when those options arise so it was interesting to play a diehard imperial loyalist.I also made a chaotic evil goo lock in bg3 that was just doing every evil option, but I didn't finish that one because I don't like being mean to the dollies. Pic related is me trying an evil playthrough. I did one previous evil durge run for the sake of seeing it and completionism's sake, but that was easier because I was just choosing every evil thing without thinking much. The goo lock was harder to play because I approached it as trying to get into the character like I normally would and it didn't work out.I've made a few villains for tabletop games over the years but most of my villains are not really edgy, I tend to make grounded villains that are mostly just out for money and harm people or the environment indirectly in the pursuit of profit. You know, like most villains in real life.
Let's talk about which the best CRPG ever made is and why it's Divinity 2.I have also written about it in my book called "How to follow Me and why you should". It goes into great detail about Divinity 2's excellence.
>>586001263going to start hiding your retarded posts I gave you a chance but you're way too fucking stupid to be worth the time
>>585999323DOS2 was supposed to have those too though, the game already has cinematics and the mocap used during the origin introduction segments was probably a way to test the water
>>586001217>Pic related is me trying an evil playthrough.Stop being so cute
>>586001217
>>586001217>What's the edgiest character you've ever made?I remember in Dragon Age: Origins I made a Mage character who looked like Severus Snape who became a blood mage, left Sten in his cage to rot, killed the dog, had gay say with Zevran then killed him, told Morrigan to fuck off ASAP, killed Wynne on sight, killed Leliana at the end of Urn of Sacred Ashes questline. He had -100 approval with Alistair and gameplay was mostly my mage draining his health with blood magic, it was quite amusing. Obviously I betrayed Alistair at the Landsmeet to recruit Loghain and let Loghain sacrifice himself at the end.
>>586001528nigag why didn't you reply to the op instead of the attention whore
>>586001305Luv u too anon sama.>>586001396That would ruin the gameplay. I mean, one of the first things to learn besides teleport abuse and killing outside of combat is dividing a group of NPCs by keeping one locked in combat while the others go on their scripted path. If my character is locked in cinematic troonery, I don't have access to my spells and NPCs are invulnerable during dialogue most of the time so my mates can't start the fight by hitting the fucker. I have to cast the first frost spell to break the dialogue and waste the NPCs first turn.I can't remember if balding gate even had dialogue cancel by moving but if it doesn't this would be even more problematic.And ofc I can't even fucking see around me to see when to abort dialogue to attack if I'm in a fucking cinematic shit thing. I need to see the battlefield to make sure no other NPCs are around to witness it.
Uhh.. locked in dialogue. DAMN U BRAIN FUNCTION
>>585996284Probably demon in wotr. I was clicking mostly evil option and some are really comical
is Wrath of the Righteous really as shitty and poorly designed as everyone says?
>>586002347kinda, I like the variety
>>586002347no but your mom is
>>586002347none of the stretch goal results were any good
>>586002783t. seething ratfag
>>586002347>inb4 ur opinions are trashI like the world, the characters are mostly cool.. my fav are Nenio, the Succubus and Regill.But the game is really weird.The ability bloat is so bad I sometimes don't even bother reading the spells anymore, there are like 5trillion.The whole rest, encumbrance, corruption, army chess game, and puzzles are only there to waste my fucking time without adding anything to the game.The quests are mostly asinine nonsense..>these dudes fought over a woman, investigate>your follower played a gambling card game, fix him>guards are lazy on their jobs, find evidence>this trader is getting bullied, help himLike.. I thought I was a commander, not a babysitter.The quest objectives aren't great either. My fav one thus far was>wait 5 daysAnd there is so much annoying shit that makes me wanna gouge my eyes out.Companions get stuck randomlyEveryone has to be at exits in exact spots or u can't leave and the AI just twitches in place or doesn't come at all so u gotta retry 500 timesEveryone dismounts every 5 minutes so I have to re-mount em manually all the timeThey aggressively face tank every trap in a 200m radius..It's so annoying.The game apparently also completely ignores anything that happens to my companions.I banished the noble dude but his stupid companion quest is still on the map but I can't enter the area without him.I killed Cumellia and NOBODY gave a fuck. Nobody even asked about her. The entire aftermath dialogue was>did you take care of the problem?>yeah I did>mkayAt least the live combat is nice.
>>586003535>implying i wanted skavenshitters infesting this generalnenio and that advisor bitch were shitthe late-game paths are void of contentgalfrey is a shit waifuthe attempt at homm was garbagedoubling 0 reactivity is still zeroi guess woljif is better than many of the base companions
>my fav are Nenio
>>586004224
>>586004224So that means Lann would have been the only male hetero option if not funded eww
>>586004247You'd have to be outrageously homosexual to not want a kitsune waifu. It's the dream of every man.
>>586004224>doubled reactivity fundedWell I suppose two times zero is still zero, so technically not a lie
>>585986370I'm not getting any mods but Woljif already does an AoO sometimes when he's parrying an ally (which I have to deliberately toggle if something starts attacking an ally). If he's supposed to AoO when parrying for himself, cool, but I'm not gonna get a mod to fix it.
>>586002347No, it's the only objectively good game that gets posted in this general besides Dragon Age Origins.
There's been an animal under the house for a while now, we finally captured it with a live trap and it was a fucking raccoon. Stunk to high heaven, shit everywhere. Took it to a farm, peace for a few days, now I'll be damned if I don't hear something else in there. This must be how Regill felt.
okay but seriously, sex with Orin
Arue isn't a racoon, she's a beautiful butterfly with big boobies.
Arue can't give you a footjob, unlike Camellia.
>>586005708lesbians dont do footjobs
>>586005765Nu blev du arg asg
>>586004679You're a raging homosexual however
>>586005619Durge is saying this
>>586005905I am, and even I can't resist the fox girl.
How come Karlach is more popular than Lae'zel despite being objectively worse?
>>586006064probably because gay'smell is a disgusting, hideous frog that stinks
>>586006064Karlach is morally "good" so appeals more to normies
>>586005708Why not, her feet are humanoid not cloven. Also Camellia can't do anything because she's a corpse.
>>586006064Muscle Mommy
>>586006064she is nice and a little bit dumbthe ideal woman
Shadowheart > Lae'zel > Karlach
>>586006064Karlach is a chav and Lae'zel is germanic. Too many people think it's uncool to be white.
>open /crpgg/>it's actually an entirely off-topic thread>close whatever this was
>>586006267how did you post this if you closed the thread? faggot
oh my god are those secondary sexual characteristics on her chest!?! packs of fleshy tissue! are there nipples too!!!?!
Why does BG3 trigger certain anons?
>>586006137>
>>586006064Barbarian girls are sex
>>586006221Nenio >>>>>>>>>>> Ku'gath >>>>>>> your shartfus
>>586005915A sister should have loving sex with her brother, it's only right.
>>586006362It's popular, and they cope with their lives by loudly hating anything popular. It's the only way they can pretend that their lifetime of social isolation and exclusion was actually a choice on their part and not something done to them. The normies must always be wrong about something that the anon can be right about, so that the anon can present himself as above them rather than below. 4chan is a giant therapy couch.
>>585996284>tqin new vegas. i made a frumentarii courier who enjoys hurting people and destroying them emotionally
>>586006362>Tribalism on the level of console warriors>They wanted a game more similar to the originals, ie Black Hound>They wanted it to be more of Charname's story>They hate 5E>They hate Abdel Adrian>They wanted Beamdog to do it instead>Contrarianism>They don't like Larian gameplayTake your pick
>>586006805>They wanted a game more similar to the originals, ie Black HoundThey already got that when Josh made Pillars of Eternity
>>586006805For me it's millennial writing, I can't feel that it's pseudo-middle ages (more like cosplay party). And I like my fantasy rpg games that way.Still I respect Larian for the sheer quality of the product
>sister calls you gay then says she's outta therelike a real sibling fr fr
>>586007249And later during the night she sneaks into your room and starts rubbing your cock while you're asleep
BG3 > Dragon AgePathfinder > BG1 and 2Underrail > Fallout 1 and 2Disco Elysium > Planescape Torment
>>586006362its popular
>>586006064As the other anon said, Karlach is nice to the player while Lae'zel's first impressions are being mean to the player and mean to Zoru and saying to kill the tieflings and stuff. First impressions matter a lot to most people and Lae'zel doesn't become cool until a few hours into the game.Additionally, Karlach is more conventionally attractive at a glace. She's red and has some scars, but compared to a literal green pug nose alien she is more relatively attractive to the average normie eye, and normies judge based primarily on looks. They will deny it but the data across dozens of games proves it.Karlach is not as clean as she first appears however. She is aware that soul coins are a soul, and she also knows that souls are tortuously consumed when you use the coin as opposed to being freed when you dispell or destroy the coin (established in Descent Into Avernus ap, and she even mentions this in her origin internal monologue so she is aware). She's still overall a good waifu though. They all are in their own ways. None of this really matters though, since Shadowheart is an emo white woman so she is magnitudes (not an exaggeration, at minimum double anyone else) more popular than everyone else. Normies judging by attractiveness at a glance has never been proven harder than by bg3.But as I always say, popularity doesn't matter. Who cares if X or Y number of redditors who don't even finish the game (not an exaggeration either, finishing act 1 is still only 50% and finishing the game at all is still in the 20% range) like your waifu more or less? Most redditors and normies don't even know Minthara is recruitable because 70% of people simply kill her in the goblin fort.
>>586007365>BG1 and 2>Underrail > Fallout 1 and 2>Disco Elysium > Planescape Torment>Dragon AgeNever played these
>>586007391Shadowheart the mogger
>>586007391
>>586007037That's authentic Faerun unfortunately. Renfair, not true medieval.
Why haven't you filtered the namefag?
>>586007545I like him
The only thing that made me dislike BG3 and never replay it was /bgg/.>>586007365All of these are basically true except the last one.
>>586007545tranny is pretty extra annoying again dunno why
>>586007365undeniably true
>>586007365>BG3 > Dragon Agewhich one>Pathfinder > BG1 and 2no>Disco Elysium > Planescape Tormentis this really comparable?
If Swen did DAO, this would be the party.
>>586007736cuck
>>586002347its a game for people who like pathfinder but cant get a dm to live out their most depraved donutsteel pcs
>>586007807but you like owlslop games
>>586006367now that Cam is dead I'm really mad that recorrupted Arue didn't come back. I told her she was never gonna be anything more than a demon at Greengates, why didn't she prove me right? this is a power fantasy.she would've attacked me for being an azata though, so it's whatever, not like it's only two alignment steps from demon anyway
>>586007365European CRPGs... have risen....
>>586007786>2 midgets on the partynice joke, it would be 12 more elves
>>586007786>all white>no monsters>two dwarvesI doubt it, bro.
>>586005290>being this illiterate unironicallyi suppose if you seriously have this low IQ then asking you to install a mod would be a horrible idea
>>586007954>ImplyingHe's even romanceable
>>586007918? arue likes azata.
>>586008038he's the worst one
>>586008004point to irl the minority please
>>586007923all we need is for a european developer to make a Skyrim killer and their industry is finished
>>586008031>if you don't have the mod, get it>I don't want a mod>wtf are you illiterate?good talk
>>586006426she will (Not) remember to have sex with you
>>586008214I don't need sex.
>>586008156>missing the point
>>586008190>doubling down on how fucking unable to read you areamazing. tell the class in even greater detail how you don't understand the game.
>>586008154just because you hate shorties doesn't mean swen does
>>586008156I hope Swen's next elf dolly is also cute
>>586008331he def did in bg3
>>586008156>Ifan Ben-mezd
>>586008449It wasn't Swen's preference. There was supposed to be a Halfling companion but the redditor playtesters wanted that faggot Halsin instead
>>586008325Duelist has a class feature called parry>At 2nd level, a duelist learns to parry the attacks of other creatures, causing them to miss. Whenever the duelist takes a full attack action with a light or one-handed piercing weapon, she can elect not to take one of her attacks. At any time before her next turn, she can attempt to parry an attack against her or an adjacent ally as an immediate action.The class also has another class feature called Riposte. >Starting at 5th level, a duelist can make an attack of opportunity against any creature whose attack she successfully parries, so long as the creature she is attacking is within reachI already have that because Woljif has 5 levels in duelist. I've never seen it when parrying for himself.What the fuck does a "MOD" have to do with any of this shit, you retard? Couldn't you just shut up instead of saying anything this one time?
>>586008497He still failed then, now add 12 more elves
Breeding elf girls
>>586008671as a Dwarf
>>586008724Disgusting weirdo
it's been a while, but wasn't ifan's horror at lucian's elf gassing unfounded because they were going to go tree hitler on all the other races?
>>586008492that's a traditional germanic name
>>586008492Ifan is a Welsh name
>>586008120corrupted arue will attack you if you're azata
>>586008998Oh god imagine beating her in battle and then raping her while she screams...
>>586009094azata don't rape. they watch others do the raping and shrug because hey, cultural differences and tolerance for religious freedoms
>>586009175I'm an Azata that rapes, all holes are free use.
moid hours
>>586009224Whats his name the Dimalchio? Arue broke you
>>586009175Azata are the ones who go all rip and tear on the flesh markets btw
Shadowheart canonically loves double penetration btw
>>586009882so does your mother
>>586009920hot
>>586009707yeah because they stole the dragoncultural enrichment is the best thing ever until they affect you personally
>>586007809kill yourself, holy shit
>>586010030Why are you projecting your irl political autism onto a completely unrelated fantasy creature
that really updated my journal
>>586010218he's a chud, it's what they do
>>586010218what does irl politics have to do with it? it's literally what happens in the game. you can follow it up with nocticula by saying you'll pay her back for damages to her business centerdid you actually play WotR?
slavery might be their culture, but I am ending it TODAY
>>586010627based aeon putting an end to the organised slave trade because it isn't chaotic enough
>>586010513You can also follow it up by throwing fireballs at your feet until you die. Azatas are canonically suicidal
>>586010979you get a game over screen if you do that, so it's not canonanyway it wouldn't work because I have evasion
I do not wish to be cuckolded
>>586011272The game ending is canonAzata route doesn’t go further than that
I wanna smooch her.
>>586011405Then stay away from Owlcat games and waifus whose name starts with a Y
>>586012362Factually speaking, Bioware games have more cuckolding than Owlcat which is mostly just headcannons
I still need four more shards but I can't find the skull anywhere to look through, I feel like I've already been everywhere
one of the old gods?but they're shown as dragons and this doesn't look very draconic
>>586014676Dragon Age's lore breaks after Origins
>>586014982
>>586012787All of my campaigns in that game were quit in that area. I fucking hate it.
>>586014982da2 didnt change much lore.
>>586015457I feel like DA:I did the most 'damage'>I don't take about Veilguard
>>586015457it retconned Isabela's breast size
>>586015457O MY RESURRECTING DARKSPAWN LEADERjust, uh, don't question why the first one you ever meet never shows up again
>>586008598>Look anywher ebut the post in question, i shit myself in anger a 3rd time.wow good job anon, you sure solved that one.
Would Valerie work as a Thundercaller Bard?
>>586016285more of a bootycaller bard
>>586015549That is still build upon the existed lore.>Magister tried to enter the Golden city and then got spit out by as Darkspawn which already been hinted as since Awakening.
any oldfags here? what's the best Ultima game?
is this the worst security in the imperium?
>>586016568All Imperium security are incompetence
>>586016387lolretard
>>586016568I wonder what Abelard saw in Jocasta
>>586017125Well she's loyal, respect the chain of command and most importantly, not a lower decker.
>>586017315Abelard has a thing for 'women in charge'
>>586016974He is right tho. Architect exists.
Sword Saint or S&S fighter? Which one have higher AC?
>>586017440the point was they resurrectyet the first one you meet never does so or is every brought up again
>>586019305>the point was they resurrectThe archdemon did the same thing. That is why they need a Grey Warden to kill the thing. Is it too hard to imagine a powerful mage who is also a darkspawn can copy it too?
>>586018960Saint with a Monk dip is the easiest way to tank in Pathfinder
>>586019445oh my fucking godyou slop eating faggots are the reason why it all went to shitwhy care about writing when tards will eat it up and fill in plot holes with pointless world-breaking headcanon for you?
>>586019730How is it breaking the lore when they used established element of the plot to advance the story? Like the whole reason why the Grey Warden locked Cory there was because they couldn't kill him.
>>586019730I mash through dialogue so that whoever wrote it feels bad.
>it's a brainlet doesn't understand a plot contrivance episode
>>586015457bait or mental illness call it
Why don't you or Aventus just bodyjack someone since you have Darkspawn taint and that's something Darkspawn can do????
>>586020343anon, stop doing thatstop thinking in terms of logic and just accept the slop before you
>>586020343First, the main reason why the Grey Warden can kill the Archdemon is that when the Archdemon bodysurf into your body when you killed it, both of your soul clash and kill each other. The Archdemon can do this with other Darkspawm because normal Darkspawns don't have soul. The more important part is that Cory generally has learn how to control the Tain. You and Aventus don't. Most human know jackshit about the Tain, not to mention try to control it power.
>>586020704Aventus prolonged his life and spent literal decades studying it.
>>586020704But Cory does it through Grey Wardens so how isn't he killed?See?Even by your own fucking logic, he should be dead.Or are random sorceress now more powerful than the dragons that taught them?
dragon age bros how much more humiliation must we endure...
LookJust don't think about it.Consume product and get excited for next product.
the entire nemeste thing is really interesting, are the followers really unaware that this is an alien?
>>586021009Muties are born with extra deformed limbs and bald all the time
>>586020972theres 2, inquistion, veilguard, that means the next one would be good, you cant get any lower unless they pull an ubisoft
>>586021341>the next oneanon...
>>586020264me2 has more retarded bullshit changes to the lore than da2.
>>586021537such as?
>>586021469well first, they didnt say bioware, ea still owns the rightsand secondly, thats the joke
environmental storytelling
>>586021595>thermal clips>magic resurrection project>human slushy reaper???
>>586021926only the first one is really a retcon and it's a gameplay refinement so it's tolerable
>>586022005da2 doesnt retcon anything either so why are you people seething over it?
>>586021537ME2 is the weakest link in the Trilogy
>>586022078I totally believe Flemeth gave her amulet to some literally who fuckheads to go to some backwards shithole in who the fuck knowsville. These fuckheads also had an ancestor who dueled with another darkspawn archon. Yup. Totally believable. Not a retcon, so it's not unfathomably fucking retarded and contrived.
In DAO taint was basically an enigma. DA2 didn't show anything that couldn't be explained with "we know too little about the taint". There weren't any real lore changes.In comparison DAV has many obvious lore violations. For example Dalish somehow don't shoot humans on sight in Arlathan forest, and even fine with them joining their ranks.
>>586022572>DA2 didn't show anything that couldn't be explained with "we know too little about the taint"We know little about the greater world of Dragon Age, so it makes sense for their to be aliens and spaceships in some far flung corners of it
Is Accomplised Sneak Attack worth it?>1 level 1 Rake to get free intiminate >13 level 1 Sword Saint (the other feature seem nice but I don't think I will need them)>1 level in monk>5 level in Duelist
>>586022398Plot contrivances are retcons now? Are you this desperate to win an indefensible argument?
it's just elf aidsyou'd know this if you played veilguard, lol
failshit isnt Dragon Age.
>>586022739Retroactively making something always been a thing is a retcon. And the Couslands are a retcon because they're introduced in Origins with (You) as the mage origin.>>586022826we didn't know what the darkspawn really were or anything really was so it makes sense
lolAnders is with Hawke when he's supposed to be in FereldenSeriously, dude. There is nothing about Dragon Age 2 that is defensible down to all the familiar faces in that shithole of a city.
>>586022851>Retroactively making something always been a thing is a retcon.Holy fuck you dont even know what retcon means...>we didn't know what the darkspawn really were or anything really was so it makes sensewhat? We knew what darkspawn is since DAO, taint of old gods was the thing no one what it is.
>>586023062>Holy fuck you dont even know what retcon means...Ah, we've entered the pretending to be retarded phase.>We knew what darkspawn is since DAO, taint of old gods was the thing no one what it is.lollmao
>>586022995>Anders is with Hawke when he's supposed to be in FereldenHave you played any of these fucking games? Hawke meets Anders 1.5-2 years AFTER destruction of lothering. DAA happens less than one year after DAO. da2's writing needs no defense. Only shit thing about it is that Felicia lesbo being added as """"fan service""""
>>586023062We actually don't thought. All we know about the Darkspawn came from myth and one of the major theme of DA games is that myth are only partial true especially in a world of magic. The chantry teach that the Taint and the Darkspawn came from the Tevinter Magister who breach the Golden city, meanwhile the Dwarves don't accept this story since they has been fighting the Darkspawn since before the Chantry was a thing. Tevinter meanwhile deny any involvement with the Taint, stating that it existed before them. Lot of difference sources with conflicting ideas. Same with Andraste, Chantry said one thing, Tevinter said another thing, her ghost husband probably had the truest answer.
>>586023134>i have no arguments>better act smug and pretend like i won!
I hate critical miss
>>586023294We know darkspawn appeared with first blight, we know how they reproduce. Thus, we literally know what they are. How the fuck did that "taint" came to be is whats unknown. All that golden city is what is debated.
>>586023270>da2's writing needs no defense.You laughed typing this
so much fuss over magical elf aids
will current day Swen have the guts to include a romanceable skeleton girl in Divinity?
>hehe look at me I'm so wacky and random I'd romance a skeleton xDThe average Larianbab, everyone
Dallis should be romanceable even with Fane.>The face of the game>Fuck off for most of the game>Not even the final boss
>>586018960Ss is higher but plain fighter can have enough ac to tank on 20.
>>586016496Best at what, overall? Just play VII and Underworld if you do not intend to play the others.
I would romance a skeleton if she was a huge cuckqueen and live vicariously through women she finds for me to fuck.
Cinema sins tier pretending to be retarded nitpicking isn’t real critique
>>586024441>Best at what, overall?combat
>>586007365Game made 20 years later ... improves original?
>>586024525are you scared he's going to see you if you directly respond to his posts or something?
No
>>586024589They're all terrible at combat, you're better off playing something else. Regardless, V is the better option for that.
>>586024858>you're better off playing something else.like what?
The one thing I wondered the entire time playing DA2 was why would anyone want to live in that fucking shithole of a city.
>>586024960No other options? The poor can afford to move, the rich got everything they want so why move. Hawke mainly stay because he got nothing left to go back to. Still if he has leave after his one year was over, his family would probably still with him.
>>586024929Underrail.
>>586025098it's the fantasy middle agesgo into the wilds and live off the landunironically healthier than living in a citymuch less one literally cursed by blood magic
>>586024402I was thinking more SnS slayer, damage and tankiness
>>586025102it's on my backlog
>>586024960Kirkwall was a huge slaver city and transport hub. City is incredibly wealthy even years after its heydays. But all that slave suffering caused fade to weaken and now they get more demon possessions than anywhere else.
>>586025293that's just new york
Rank the Rogue Trader romances from best to worst
rogue trader has the worst fucking random encounters by farholy shit they waste time
>>586025205What wild? From what we saw, Kirkwall is an coastal city and it wild land include caves full of spider and skeletons, beaches full of bandit and spider, some patches of wood where the Dalish hangout. None of those place seem livable.
why do you guys hate the divinity series so much
>>586025370Kibbles > Cass > Jae > Yrliet
>>586025387That not Kingmaker and Wrath
>>586025474I really like it
>>586025463the free marches are supposed to be one of the most fertile regions in the setting
>>586025370For the ladies (just make a male RT for Cassia)Cassia > Yrliet > Kibellah > JaeFor the men:Heinrix >>>> Marazhai > Solomorne
>>586025370Best:Jimmy, CassiaGood:KibbMedium but some people will like:Jae, SolomThey wrote a platonic friendship but called it a romance and the romance music theme plays in one scene and it unlocks the steam achievement for romance so people think it's a romance:YrlietYou are roleplaying an immoral idiot:Marz
>>586026125the cope was "platonic romance", whatever that means
>>586026125Why do you hate Yrliet so much? What has she ever done to you?
>>586026315Straight from Owlcat themselves, Yrliet is a romance
>platonic romance
>>586026315just call it the cuck chair
>>586026125Cant tell if tat img is slop or notits over
>the iconoclast cuck stool
>>586025734Kirkwall was built specifically to be a trading hub for slaves. Could be that they picked the place with the least amount of fertile land to prevent slaves from escaping into the wildness. Not like food was a concern since they could always import food.
"Platonic romance" sounds like a redditor's cope the girl he likes doesn't let him fuck
>>586026125
>>586026425neck yourself froggy
>>586026712go "romance" Yrliet ya little cuck
>>586026315An asexual romance is a fine thing to write and exists plenty in real life. Two people can have a romantic and emotional and fulfilling relationship that doesn't feature sex.The problem is that Yrliet never acknowledges it as that. You're soul buddies, but that's not romance. That is friendship."Platonic romance" is inherently contradictory. If something is platonic, then it is by definition not romantic. That is what platonic means. But I don't fault him since he's ESL and is basically fluently bilingual which I respect and this is a nuance that is understandably difficult. He meant to say "asexual romance". Funnily enough, the CS Lewis quote is relevant yet again. It's pretty amazing how often that comes up. He's right.
>>586026331She won’t fuck him and she’s not fixable duh
>>586026826>Two people can have a romantic and emotional and fulfilling relationship that doesn't feature sex.
>>586026607come on brothis shit is just contrivedyou could at least say the devs were lazy or just forgot
>An asexual romance is a fine thing to write and exists plenty in real life. Two people can have a romantic and emotional and fulfilling relationship that doesn't feature sex.
>>586026826
>>586026826>asexual romance
>>586026891My parents just had their 50th anniversary. They've slept in separate rooms for decades, and I doubt they're bumpin uglies much if ever, would you say they're friends? roommates?
>>586027117How do you think you were created? It wasn't through a conversation
>>586027117The gooner can't imagine two people staying in a committed relationship without banging like rabbits every night. A married couple is only a couple as long as it's sexual, then after that they become roommates or something.
>>586027214They engaged in a particular lifestyle, you could say.Similar to the one Yrliet, RT and Marazhai share.
why do you people take the tranny seriously again. reddit spacing does not mean smart
>>586027117My parents are the same but they got this point after 17 years of fuckfest. Anyone who says sexless marriages or relataionships can work is fucking lying.
>>586027214Right but that was a long time ago, I'm not saying they've never fucked, just that their obviously romantic relationship probably doesn't now and hasn't for a long time, had sex as a major part of it or a part of it at all.
>>586027304Link the last "smart" post you made
>>586027379>I'm not saying they've never fuckedDrastic departure from what Yrliet promises
>asexual romancegenuinely more pathetic than being a cuck
>>586027359The marriages that last decades are those that don't rely on sex alone because that eventually goes away.
>>586027523asexual romance is a fucking nonsense but its not worse than cuckshit.
>>586025474Divinity 2 is best game
>>586027117They're an old married couple anon, they had you and maybe a sibling of yours, they started out romantic and had sex at some point. It's normal for all of that to phase out as one party struggles to get it up and the other has hip replacements but it was still romantic, sexual love at some point. Yrliet-RT relationship never had that. You know who else has a deeply committed, invested relationship with someone they can never touch, do everything for and leave all others behind for? Nuns with Jesus. It's not nothing at all and nuns do consider themselves sort of married to Jesus but it sure as hell isn't a husband and wife relationship either.
>>586027402https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/505330096/#q505334184
>>586027567Well yeah obviously. Having a kid, familiarity and stability what makes decades long marriages viable. But sex is the thing that starts this whole chain.
>>586027726>remembers his falseflag from 2 years agoembarrassing
>>586027117Manfag doesn't like Yrliet you don't need to defend your parents sex life
>>586026826>An asexual romanceisn't that just a friendship then?
>>586027906No. There are other expectations, namely that you can't see other people because that would be betrayal. You don't care that your best friend is seeing another person, in fact you'd be happy for them
>>586027831https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/487161650/#q487240854You said smart post
>>586016496Ultima 9 ;)
You guys are so sex obsessed. >Yrliet is listed as a romance option>Owlcat staff said she's a romance, not a literal who anon>You have to commit to her like every other character But nyoo she's not a romance because I don't personally like it!!
My male RT has a 'platonic romance' with Heinrix, except he visits to play Regicide instead of ghosting me until I'm just about dead
>>586026826Anons in here are assholes but u right, non sex romance is nice.
>>586028195Awful analogy because he is explicitly straight and romantic with a woman
>>586028165Logically, why would my RT romance Yrliet when he can get sex with Cassia or Kibellah or Jae or (presumably) Stella?
>>586028358Love is not "logical" little buddy
>>586028269I just know that you are delusional enough to think you are "romancing" an anime character or a v-tuber.
>>586028358You have a elf fetish, only reason you would go for her
>>586028452I have a husband.
>>586028195this but with abelard
>Love is not "logical" little buddy
Is the von Valancius a prestigious house? is the rogue trader expected to have kids or not really?
>>586025370Marz and Jimmy >>> everyone else :3
>>586028539you have one of the original writs of trade written by big e himself
>>586028539somewhat yes, but you can also be a barren old spinster or cuckold and just pull someone from elsewhere on the family tree to take over
Is it worth to get the prodigious two-weapon fighting feats for dual wielding slayer?
>>586028492confirmed faggot
>>586028016>we can't have any sexual intimacy because I don't care about that stuff>also you're not allowed to have any sexual intimacy with anyone else because that would be betrayal somehowsounds like psychological torture then, not romance
>>586028492hold up... you're a fag?
>>586028539Some Rogue Trader have kids and give their kids their position (incase of Theodora, she was groomed to be the heir) or their children eventually gain enough power to oust them and take the seat for themselves. However some rogue trader could just pull a heir out of their family tree if they find a particular good candidate.
>>586028539Probably not expected (since auntie didnt get her eggs fertilized and had a surrogate birth it for her) but why wouldnt a RT want his/her seed to inherit?
>>586028983>why wouldnt a RT want his/her seed to inherit?Some RT don't trust their kids or think their kids are a bunch of incompetent spoiled brats
>>586028539there are other heirs besides you, other RTs nutted everywhere
Is Strength better for two weapon fighting?
>>586029072Idk how RT dynasties really work in lore but Ottoman system of sending your heirs to different regions, have them learn how to govern and when you decide to abdicate, letting them kill each other would be my choice of raising competent RTs.
>>586029289depends if it's light weapons or heavy
>>586029403Scimitar and heavy shield? Like I don't need to waste 2 feats into Dex scaling
I like Yrliet because she respects my personal boundaries and doesn't force herself on me when I'm shy and don't like skin contact
>>586028817yes
Why do people expect Eldar, a race who restraint themselves from having sex due to their past- to have sex with a monkey?
>>586030039Reparations. Eldar is the cause of slaanesh(and by association to frogs, the whole chaos gods). I want reparations for all human suffering, past and future, by the means of sex.Eldar women literally owe me sex.
>>586030039why would you involve such a race in a "romance" in the first place?it's a waste of a slot
>>586030039because they want to fuck space elves. did you not see the begging for dlc4
>>586030039They have sex just fine. Excess is the problem with Slaanesh, not the mere act of having sex
Strength based casting
Arcane Rider is pretty fun. It fixes the problem I always had with the Magus playstyle. Going to probably go Lich with it.
>>586033739it's a great class
Which class dip are great for dual wielding slayer?
>>586034505>dipssoulless retard go play arpgs
>>586034505vivisectionist
>>586034505Why would you need to dip? Slayer on it's own is a solid class. Actually it's one of my favorite classes to go Legend because stuff like Dispelling Attack scales with character level.
>>586034724I would like to wear heavy armour. It just look cool to wear heavy armor and shield bash stuffs
>>586034838Slayer isn't feat starved, just take Heavy Armor proficiency. Though Heavy Armor is kind of ass in both Pathfinder games, but Mithril Heavy Armor is pretty nice.
>>586035258>if it isn't munchkin cheese pajama warrior then it's assit's perfectly fine, especially with the later armor-related mythics
>>586035480Medium Armor outclasses it. Better armors and better mythic feats. I'd still get Heavy Armor prof since those medium armor feats apply to Mithril Heavy Armor.
Man the romance in DOS 2 feel so phoned in
>>586035718but anons are still obsessed with it
Why does everyone go Oracle Angel? Shit feels so boring.
>>586034838just use medium armor, it's better and saves a feat and it doesn't look much different to heavy
Why is Dwarf, Gnome and Hafling such unpopular race? Like i only play as a Dwarf once and it was for DAO
>>586036313they have reduced movement speed in a lot of CRPGs which sucks, and aesthetically people don't like midgets
>>586034838You can transmog armor with the Gold Golem
>>586036313Dogshit aesthetics. DAO dwarves had cool factor that came with lore, armour and environments. dnd dwarfs are simply midgets. Why would anyone want to play as a vertically challenged human?
>>586036313people like dwarf companions as sidekicks but don't care for playing one themselves
>>586036617They have great beard?
>>586036674I'm pretty sure humans get the exact same beard options.
>>586036313because they are midgets. I personally don't like how the camera pans down for you and you can tell gear wasn't designed for midgets in mind
>>585998301what
Glory to bubble buffs, the essential mod for making Wrath of the Righteous playable
>>586012787Pretty sure you're missing an area to the west with the lighthouse
>>586036818i thought dos2 handled it decently with how armor sets looked different depending on the race putting it on
>>586019868But they kill the archdemon if a grey warden does it, so why couldn't they do it with the skinwalker?
>>586021341>you cant get any lower
>>586007786but who is the leader?
>>586023270>Hawke meets Anders 1.5-2 years AFTER destruction of lotheringNo. The timeline of da2 never made any sense. It is stated that the travel from ferelden to kirkwall took 2 weeks, and then there's a 1 year skip after the prologue, so a year and1 month (if we're being generous) after the destruction of lothering. That is not nearly enough time for the entire first game and awakening to take place AND for some time to pass for Anders to grow tired of the wardens AND to make his way to kirkwall
>>586037326If you go by the lore of Inquisitor DLC and Veilguard, it's because the soul of an archdemon are fundamentally difference from the soul of a mortal. Corypheus still has a mortal soul so he didn't get reject right away which give him the time to completely take over. DAI DLC implied the archdemon and the ice dragon in the DLC work on the same principle: A spirit from the fade got trapped inside a mortal body.
>>586026405They also call her stupidity a betrayal. Hope you're ok with that too
>>586037509ubisoft literally sold you a cmd prompt, i doubt anybody is going to do that again
>>586037981so fucking contrived
>>586038004I am, she's a traitor
>>586026315Jimmy>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>literally don't care about anyone else
>>586038004obviously its a betrayal
>>586038004i personally love the yrlietfags who try to convince themselves and everyone else that it's actually not a betrayal lmao
>>586037845Blight took less than a year, lets say DAA took 3 months or so even 6.Lothering to Kirkwall + a year of work + unspecified time until hawke meets anders does make sense imo.
>>586038489Canonically, origins takes a full year. Awakening is six months after.
Awakening sucks
How would DA2 difference if we replace Ander with the racist elf chick from Awakening?
>defeated the blight in a yearwhat have you done with 2026 so far, anon? it's almost over
>>586038702The timeline would still make no sense. Also how about you don't assassinate any characters and just create a new one?
>>586038702It would unironically turn the game into a 10/10 plus imagine the hate sex between hawke and velanna
>>586038732I dry cleaned by carpet
>>586038702Women Moment Amirite?
>It would unironically turn the game into a 10/10>plus imagine the hate sex between hawke and velanna
>>586038702everyone forgives her for the explosion because she was depressed
>>586037038yeah I missed the tiny black spot over the camp but now I am officially done with Storm Coast, fuck that place
>>586038165based jimmycel
>>586038543No it takes less than a year. 9.30 marked as its beginning but when it starts in that year. We know when it ends tho. I'm not really sure but i think news of blight's defeat comes while Hawke is still slaving away. So there is enough time for DAA i think.
>>586038165>>586039319gtfo femcel scum, this is a gentleman's club
The most fervent Heinrixcels secretly fantasize about Marazhai
>>586038702I kind of wish we'd see her againI feel like she'd get along with my dalish Inquisitornot sure about Solas
>>586038702Would not make sense. Velanna doesnt really give a shit about mage's plight or chantry. All she cared about was her sister and we know she went deep into the deep roads.
i'd go into her deep roads, if you can infer my meaning
>>586016568She's new in her job, ok?
imagine giving Starrok a long, loving blowjob with eye contact
>>586040145next time please keep your gay fantasies to yourself
>>586038702she would be hated more despite being hot
>>586040351too fucking big
Why didn't Swen give Shadowheart a sex scene? It's just a fade to black
>>586040637it's more romantic
Jennifer English is so beautiful
>>586040351>cleavagepatra
>>586040351samurai was such a downgrade
>>586040637Because there was no sex. Shart is Yrliet of bg3.
How would DA2 difference if we replace Ander with the dog?
>>586040351Who the fuck would pick this slut over your loyal tomboy bodyguard?
Shart licks male anuses
>>586040881So true, king, I see you also hang out in both /bgg/ & /crpgg/
>>586040351>no emperor marriage ending
>>586041058>dog terrorismwelcome back, sh2
>>586041058Dog is too smart to blow up a church and start mage templar war.
>>586041097My policy is to always pick the girl with larger breasts
>>586041257pitslut
Before you post about humiliation rituals and implied sex with a video game character ask yourself how your mom would feel if she saw that post
>>586040881I know why you like her;)
>>586041058Dog would be pure and wholesome and not lust after you
>>586041481my mother reads trashy romantasy novels, we don't judge each other
How would you write a crpg romance tailored to women?
>>586041481My mom would congratulate my taste in videogame waifus and also call me based.
>>586041790would she call you a cuck if you romanced yrliet?
>>586041919No but she would ask me if my dick is working or not.
>>586040351
>>586041718You're like if your mom read the newspaper for the sex scenes
>>586041481my mother wouldn't know what an yrliet is, but she thinks shart has the look of a woman you shouldn't trust
>>586040351>>586042082It's too much, a man can't wrap his hands around them properly, vulgar really
>>586040881TRVKE
>>586041318>HAVING REJECTED HIS LOVING TOMBOY BEST GIRL JULIA THIS ANON HAS COUPLED HIMSELF TO THE SORCERESS CLEOPATRA PROMISING HER DOMINION OF ALL ROME!>HE WORSHIPS DOGS AND REPTILES!>HE BLACKENS HIS EYES WITH SOOT, LIKE A PROSTITUTE!>HE DANCES AND PLAYS THE CYMBALS IN VILE NILOTIC RITES!
>>586042502A TRVE ROMAN THREAD FOR TRVE ROMANS
>>586040351caramel flavored milk
>>586042710anon that's a greek woman
>>586041786ez
>>586043069Why do men pretend they wouldn't enjoy this exactly as it is gender swapped
>>586042781yogurt flavored milk
>>586043213we need a good plot and high quality world building to go with it
>>586043213men aren't obsessed with the woman being rich the same way women arefor example, men don't write songs talking about how they would never have sex with a poor woman
>>586043213most male protags aren't meek self inserts that tame the powerful wealthy rapey monster though, male-brained romance is about sticking your dick in crazy and taming the crazyless focus on socio-economic status, more focus on raw sexual energy
>>586043307>>586043570>>586043678lollmao
>>586036313Because few CRPG allow you to properly roleplay as one, Dwarves could be more popular but the sidekick nature of the race make it uncharasteric as a player race choice, Gnome are even worse why would you want to play a gnome ? No one take them seriously.
>>586036313they're ugly and short
there is nothing wrong with being short
>>586044926that's a tautology to women
>>586045016If you are a man and you're short then it's pretty bad, sorry
>>586043213But media like this for men do exist they're still not as popular as they are for women because Women predomintantly consume Dark romance like this is made to appeal to them specifically, it's not some "huh this would be popular if the sex were reversed".
bitches love my Halfling PCs
>>585999370https://youtu.be/QFgcqB8-AxE?si=tP4Z_lQbOJ7bbjgB&t=28
>>586045016Gayder, get this nonce
>>586045016unless you have something else going on for you no it's a death sentence.
>>586045258
you guys say shit like that but irl none of you would give a dwarf girl a chance
>>586043678>male-brained romance is about sticking your dick in crazycan't wait to live out this fantasy with aspyce in dh>and taming the crazyno, i actually hope i CAN'T tame her
>>586045674Women actually don't want you because you're the type of person to whine about women not wanting you because you're short in the crpg general on 4chan.
>>586045818I probably would, why not?
>>586045818would women give a chance to a dwarf man though?
>>586043213>small-brained solipsismSorry you're so emotionally stunted that you've had to substitute the feeling of love with adjective-heaping exoticism, Jennifer.
>>586044578why are you so offended over this? men and women are different fetishes, it's not like you're a woman anyway
>>586036313frogs are even less popularwhat was Swen thinking???
>>586046520it's a shame, they have a lot of reactivity in dialogue
>>586045913I don't care about women want.
>>586045818i know you risk being called a pedo for it
I think it's funny how drow women treat their men better than 2026 western women
>>586047068yeah at least they give pussy
Expeditions Samurai has zero traction. I wonder if the devs now regret doubling down on the shitty art direction.
>>586046520Didn't you see the hundred of mods to fix the gith faces ? Taking BG3 as an example is terrible because the fandom of full of these people who obsess over character looking these AI pretty face slop. People don't want to play an ugly character in game unless there's something interesting to it, like the nosferatu for example.
>>586047183Doubling down when playtesters give reasonable criticism rarely works out
>>586047183I respect them more for it
>>586047183the art isn't the only thing that's shitwhen the writing is being a quipfest, it's a lecture reinforcing the "we don't want white saviorism here" shtick
>popularity mentioned>team X vs team Y>VA crushes>boobs, pussy, butthole, pits, lick, smell, sex, cuckYup, it's sub 80 IQ hours all right.
>>586047279It's obviously done on purpose to normalize the use of AI for such endeavor in the future. Yeah we're not going to try because huh it's too expensive take it or leave it, or let us use AI to save cost and cut corner.
>>586047183spiders and bioware died this yearcabal is looking to join them early next year
>>586046080I would give a chance to Regill, not a dwarf, but another manlet
>>586047626>popularity mentioned>team X vs team Y>VA crushes>boobs, pussy, butthole, pits, lick, smell, sex, cuckall me btw
>>586047643Rome's portraits look more AI than anything Samurai has.
>>586047183everything about it looks garbage, the new pixar art style is a big part of that but if they insist on this path then I want nothing to do with the gameit's a shame, I think historical settings are under represented in crpgs, but this game is a travesty compared to Rome, Viking and Conquistador so I shan't be supporting it
>>586024360Is that what she was meant to look like? There's such a discrepancy between the art and models. Sebille looks 10/10 in the art and Lohse looks like a bloke.
which girl has the nicest boobs, pussy, butthole, and pits? lick and smell test is acceptable criteria, as long as they're sex overallrespond or you're a cuck
>>586047923Cleopatra's design is stupidly hot, it made me try the game in the first place.
>>586048060Shadowheart for all
>>586047183shiiiiieeeeeeet
>>586048251grim
>>586041470
Why did they go full cuck after Rome which was based?
>>586047183i wanted to larp as a samurai warlord, ie be not-nobunaga or not-toyotomiinstead it's some ac shadows shit
>>586048449uoooohhhh
>>586048449>>586048639she's mine
>>586048639
>>586048673she only likes girls though
>>586048772nuh uh
Waifutards that obsess over VAs are the worst of the bunch
>>586048481studio got sold off to make NFTs and the IP is being handled by a rando team that has nothing to do with the Rome team
what's that creepy thing lesbians say about straight women and spaghetti? what's the equivalent for dicking them straight/bi?
>>586047923>shit portraits>lE gaME iZ le trVesTY
>>586048928Ahhh I see, I won't be buying or even pirating it then
>>586048847We love our VAs
>>586048928not quite
>>586049054>>586047901wow you sure showed them RomefagsI'm sure the other 11 people that played that piece of shit game today are so proud of you
reminder:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMP1S9EDlFU
>>586049450Why does the voice acting sound so amateurish?
>>586049562talent-blind casting that worked off the "only Xs can voice Xs" nonsense the industry started pushing
We like Lae'zel too
>>586049732I love her evolved form
Stop posting real women, they make me feel physically ill.
>>5860498740 pit game, Jen absolutely pit mogs her but I personally prefer the old (younger) Lae'zel
>>586047923Romefags trying to gaslight people into not remembering when everyone called the portraits shit for looking like they came from a mobile game a year ago
>>586050379they do look like thatand then the samurai "portraits" came out, reminding us it could always be worse
REGINA!!!
>>586050703the savior of /crpgg/, the one from the prophecies
>>586050703!
Regina's sex scene will absolutely mog Minthara's and go down in Computer Role Playing Games history as the GOAT.
I have to commend you all, excellent thread
>>586050985>will absolutely mog Minthara'sNot a hard thing to do, her sex scene sucks
I hear women really hate when you talk about crpgs. We should do that to piss them off.
>>586051502we already know about video games gives them the ickthankfully there are no women here
>>586051345Which game has a better animated and more explicit sex scene?
Regina basically sounding like Yrliet and apparently being written to have a sense of humor will be interesting
>>586049148The worst thing about any game is watching irrelevant literally whos trying to leech off of its popularity
>>586050985>game lets you play three distinct origin stories>Belters: anorexic space niggers, 0G women with 0 ass and 0 tits having and a victim complex to fill the solar system>Martians: NPC space nazis with a chip on their shoulder always seething about something or other>Earther: has Reginaez choice, Owlcat isn't even trying anymore
>>586051862Regina's "sense of humor" will be fucking black guys behind your back.
>>586051739Andromeda
>>586051862>pull my finger, elantach
>>586052005Why are the amerijew golems like this?
>>586052070Who?
My favorite character in fiction? Why, it would have to be Jenevelle Hallowleaf, also known as Shadowheart.
>>586053925
>>586012271
Viconia made Shadowheart rape her parents to inflict maximise the psychological torture.
>don't suck my cock! noooooooooooo!
>>586054651I think it's more likely that Shadowheart pegged her daddy
>>586028165Love is useless without sex. sex is love and love is sex.
>>586055187did your parents love you?
My favourite character in fiction? Why, it would have to be Yrliet Lanaevyss, of course, also known as Yrliet Von Valancius.
When are bggfags going back
Areelu should have been judgemental about your romance choice and asked if you have been eating properly to sell the bit.
>>586055301this nigga be "asexual" lmao
>>586055229I slept in the same bed as my mother until I was 14.
>>586055467but why
>>586055569Housing/rent is expensive?
>>586055467
>>586055467do you have freudian tendencies
>the next Elder Scrolls game will officially be called The Elder Scrolls VI: Sentinel >reveal possibly coming November 11thIT'S FUCKING HAPPENING, SKYRIM 2 IS NIGH
>>586052000i aspire to be that guy every day
>>586055467Did you fuck your mom?
I don't think Owlcat can salvage The Expanse, the millennial marvel quip dialogue will ruin it.
>>586056023I wonder if they were dumb enough to make the setting Hammerfell
>>586056023>caring about fantasy starfield in kangzland with veilguard writers
>>586056421>The Elder Scrolls: Palestine vs Israel Kino
>>586056359can't wait to see it flopi just wonder why owlcat went for this shit though
that's big
>>586056685Owlcat has repeatedly said that whenever someone is passionate about a game idea within a certain setting they're free to suggest it and if the leadership likes it then it gets greenlit. There were a lot of the expanse fans at Owlcat, they proposed an expanse game and the leadership liked it so it happened.
I want a Endless CRPG. way better than 40shit
>>586057024that dust shit is pretty lame
>>586056751DOS2 was originally planned to be much much bigger, you were supposed to be able to visit the Dwarven Kingdoms and the Lizard Empire. Arx, I believe, was supposed to be a big Baldur's Gate sized city too. I imagine Divinity will finally let us visit those aforementioned places and be very big in general.
>>586057262i mean, dos2 and bg3 had mega scope that were trimmed heavilyno reason to think it won't happen again
>>586057391anything's possible now that they're using AI as a codemonkey
>>586056023Nobody is gonna buy it when it's revealed to be in the black people province I genuinely think American RPG developers are finished, they just can't snap out of their corporate wokeness and deliver a product consumers want
is your mother's name morrigan?
>>586057024what is this
>>586057391BG3 wasn't trimmed that much to be fair, it only cut the upper city. That's like 1 act or a half's worth of content. DOS2 was supposed to have 2 whole new regions/cities worth of content and Arx to be much larger. But yes, all games eventually have to reduce the scope.
>>586050985Owlkek can do the funniest thing ever and not make het a romance option. The levels of incel butthurt will be legendary.
>>586055467What did you do when you woke up with a morning wood? Did she help?
>>586057732That would be pretty out of left field since they did this a while back
>>586057732>Owlcat can lose sales for freeUnluckily for you they're not going to do that, especially since they keep shilling her
>>586057732Why would Owlcat do that? They're not irrational retards that hate their own fans or men.
>>586056214a traumatised sociopath?
I'm about to start over in Neverwinter Nights (SoU) with a new character.I know I want to play a Spellcaster who can also fight physically when needed.Should I go Wizard or Sorcerer? And also, I can't decide if I want to answer the Thread question in real time with a Pale Master, Arcane Archer, or pure Magic-user.How do you build a character like this?
>>586057024The Legend timeline would probably work better than the Space timeline though. The dying of Auriga would work well as a story plot.
>>586055467>until I was 14did she lose interest after that?
>>586058037>They're not irrational retards that hate their own fans or men.then why the fuck did they make a fucking kroot the waifu of DH???
is pillars the last crpg to do more mundane armor designs?seems like only jap games are interested in those now
>>586057732this set them off
>>586058532There are lots of degen at Owlcat
>>586058081You play a cleric
>>586057732It would be even funnier if nobody is a romance option and companions instead hook up with other npcs or already have a spouse
People saying "they would never do that" but Cyberpunk did it with Judy and it was still a massive success. You fags overblow the target audience shit.
>>586059367dudes were so mad when Judy was gay but then Panam was there
>>586058081I remember pale master being pretty cool. Especially, because you can export you SoU character into HoU and go full Lich lord
>>586059367the only ones who like cyberpunk are animefags
Reminder that Judy and Male V have fully voice acted romance dialogue, if you enable her romance you get the full hetero Judy romance dialogue. It's just an artificial limitation.
>>586059670Did you know that you have fully animated sex with men? If you just fuck a dude it's there.
>>586059082lots of degenerates who hate men apparently and it explains why most of their waifus are shit
>>586059367Judy was barely part of the promo material as a significant character and possible slam piece though
>>586059587It was my first choice for a prestige class, because being an undead lord sounds really cool. I even modded the game to change my alignment just so I could dip into it one level before finding out that everyone seems to think it's not that good if you're not a melee focused character. I'm willing to try again though.
Judy is a whore while Panam is wife material
>>586060649holy TRVKEjudytroons won't like this post
>>586057628A 4x game with a somewhat rich lore. people have been begging for a endless setting rpg for years. it even has imperial industrial humans and a quintillionare with a huge brain and ego that that he created a empire filled with his clones
CRPG for this feel?
>>586060976How did the nips convince CDPR to allow a /ss/ romance?
Cyberpunk is so gross and ugly
>>586061142Okay but enough about you now
>>586061142Yes, it's supposed to be a warning about what humanity is rushing towards
>>586061073they're both underage desu it is never stated how old Talia is, though I hope she and King get at least to live a relative cushy life with daddy's inheritance
>>586060649If you like tuna pineapple pizza you deserve to be bullied though
>>586057732They won't do that because Owkek only hates straight women and gay men. And even if they did, lesbian sex is still hot for men or incels.
>>586061408Legally Talia is 18, a western company like CDPR would never sexualise an underage girl. They left it semi ambiguous because Japan.
>>586061408>they're both underageStill /ss/, it doesn't always have to be an adultShe's clearly older than him anyway
>>586057732She clearly is an option, there's no need to pretend she won't be.The one who won't be an option is that redhead and that's because she's a teenager.
>>586060976>>586061073flavor of the month waifu
Pathfinder: The Kingmaker is a 4X with CRPG elements
>>586062481not really
>>586062562she will be dropped soon
>>586062562its been 9 days you dumb adhd nigga
>>586060943>he created a empire filled with his clonesuh but where are the bitches
what's the work environment like at your favorite crpg developer?
Why are the Japanese like this?
>>586062949no, she's simply not a meme waifu popular enough to be FOTM like Malfoid or Bowsette, the show just came out, it's popular and she's popular, so people talk about her, eventually it will fizzle out like every show
>>586063340yes she's popular right now thats why its called flavor of the month. waifufags like you will leech onto the next whore soon
I prefer she
>>586063518yeah, waifufags aren't loyal at all
>>586063576SMASHED
>>586041786so close, yet so far
>>586063117There are female heratios in the lore and game
>>586043213because horny anons think they are better than women
>>586063576
Wheres the guy who cries about tranime at
>>586063518She's not my waifu I just enjoy /ss/
>>586065095Roped probably
>>586065207one can hope
>>586065123Dangerously based post, I kneel
>>586063189>her mother lies about the parentage so some simp will give up everything for herwomen do be like that
The emperor is dead. Long live the emperor.https://variety.com/2026/tv/news/patrick-stewart-dead-star-trek-picardx-men-xavier-1236934412/
>>586065681not a crpg
>>586063768Inio Asano is a man, though...
why was this thread unusually active today
>>586065559She was a cheating whore too, she was fucking another man while pregnant with her husband's child. Also the most ridiculous thing is how it's supposed to be vague, one father is white and the other asian. There is no way in hell there's any ambiguity, the child is going to look half-asian or half-white. Obviously we the viewers can't really tell because anime but the character in-universe would obviously know.
>>586066141Because they are talking about non crpg anime
In wrath I thought about using orc double axes with a sanctified slayer but is there a point over 2h when they take so many feats? Double weapons seem cool but it feels like I'd be gimping myself
currently doing my first Pathfinder WOTR playthrough. Is there some sort of lore compendium or whatever in game?I spent a decent amount of time reading up on the setting before playing but it'd be nice to not have to hop out of game to read up on stuff to remember it once I'm hours into the game.
>>586067675you should be able to just hover over the bolded words for context
Gah, I've had BG3 since it came out in early access. I have a little over 100 hours in it and I've never seen beyond act 1. I did all of the early access in early 2023ish, then I did act 1 with my friends in 2024 and I tried a new playthough in late 2025 but holy god early game fucking sucks and the story is abysmaal. I don't give a fuck about any of the characters and I don't know anything about WOTC lore/DnD lore in general beyond playing a few homebrew sessions with friends a year ago. Do I just power through act 1 and the game gets good in act 2?
>>586060976>>586061073>>586063576not a crpg
>>586067804Fair enough, I guess I kinda just like to sit in a big lore encyclopedia in game and browse stuff between big quests
>>586067915Cyberpunk is a crpg though
>>586067915The fuck you talking about? the c stands for cyberpunk
>>586067987even if it was, anime is not crpg
>>586067815>Do I just power through act 1 and the game gets good in act 2?The game doesn't radically change that much in terms of gameplay from start to finish, save for combat getting a little more fun but also a lot more annoying from enemy layout.Act 2 was my favourite part because it was the only bit where the stakes felt actually high. Act 3 was fun too but very bloated. Act 2 is probably the most fun I had overall
>>586067815It only goes downhill from there. I had a good time kn my first blind playthrough on release as a durge with the rule to give into any urges I had. I sided with the goblins against the grove too. After replaying, it feels like the intended experience because you miss all the gay and cuck shit in the game. I didn't even know about the SHUT UP DAD lesbians my first time around
>game is shit, I hate everyone, I'm not having any fun>should I power through?Why do some people ask these retarded questions?
Always hated this goofy anime sword. Sadly it's the best greatsword in the base game.
thoughts on the current state of the Expanded Arsenal bug?
>>586068565>goofy anime swordFunny thing to say when Zevran is literally carrying a lightning sword.
>>586068129I got fed up on my 3rd playthru cuz i was in honor mode and died to the owlbear in the cave since it's mate showed up. Never even knew it's mate could show up. Yeah I think I needa play through the game in a 'relaxed' way and just accept i wont see 100% of every quest/interaction and that's okay.>>586068178>gay and cuck shitI don't mind the LGBTQ+ stuff it never felt badly written in all the cutscenes/dialogue I had throughout the playthroughs I did.>>586068375I mean the game is considered one of the greatest games of the 21st century and I did have fun with it but am fed up of looping the same encounters/interactions for a FOURTH time before I see anything new due to how I played early access --> on release with friends --> honor mode with no prep whilst looking up a guide every second.
>>586068565funny that after 20 years of crpg development we still have magical floating weapons attached to the back
They hated her because she spoke the truth
>>586069231people will pretend to disagree and then get upset when you save the family dog instead of their baby in a fire
>>586069297>theiras in, another family's baby?well, yes, obviously, people are not impartial, but I would gladly save my pet over some other rando, baby or not I don't care
>>586069231I remember reading about some dude who jumped after his dog into a yellow stone geyser to save the animalGenuine dumbass, lived long enough after being pulled out to call the decision stupid before the burns killed him
>>586069231Those are some juicy DSLs damn. If she wasn't mogged so hard by Miranda I'd consider romancing her past ME1.
I will never forgive Owlcat
>>586069297White women would be happier if you saved their "furbaby" over their human one
>>586069297Your child should obviously be your biggest priority, above everyone else, even yourself
>>586071041Depends on if its a son or daughter.
The fact that she is able to even remotely contain a genestealer infestation is pretty impressive
Why is Owlcat so silent on Dark Hersey and Rogue Trader DLC 4
>>586071853The development has halted. Gotta save their shitspants flop in the making
>>586070548why does she have a parrot's name?
Sad that Shadow of the Road got delayed, now I have nothing to look forward to this year.
>>586069231People hated Ashley because they lacked literacy and wanted to show how progressive and accepting of all aliens they were. Her ideology revolves around humanity recognising that they will never be a 'real' ally to the the other races and if they were in danger the other species would leave them for dead. This is retroactively proven when in ME3 the Asari, Turians and Salarians all admit that whilst Earth is getting raped by the Reapers it gives them time to prepare so they won't be helping.
>>586072828No I hated her because I found her annoying. I especially disliked how blatantly racist she was and yet she tried to pretend otherwise, a real racist owns up to it like I do with the krogan or batarians, meanwhile she literally goes>I can't distinguish the aliens from the animalsand then gets offended when she sees a human supremacy party
>>586073095Maybe she's just faceblind. it's a real condition
>>586073095hanar and keepers existing makes it a fair point
>>586041786Tall, works out, handsome. Appearance wise basically Henry Caville.Big strong fighter or paladin, likes protecting the team and has a bunch of teamwork feats.Personality wise he's an experienced veteran who is known and trusted by other soldiers/mercenaries and has joined this team for [plot relevant reasons].He likes talking about armor and weapons, but if you ask your own questions he's happy to talk about anything. He's from a big city and was a town guard for a while before becoming a [plot participant]. He has a strong Good alignment and is always willing to help others, but if you are an Evil character there are extensive, realistic dialogue trees establishing the practical benefit of your actions and he can be convinced if you choose the right ones. But he will leave if you choose the wrong or unconvincing choices. My game would have an emphasis on certain dialogue choices needing to make sense, there would be no dice rolls in dialogue.He's handy around camp and sets up tents and has practical skills.The start of the romance would be a scene where he heroically fends off many enemies from the city/party/whatever, but is injured. The player takes his armor off to remove an arrowhead and notices he's really hot. Similarly, he's groggy from the fight and injuries but your beauty as you lean over him shines through the stupor and he is similarly stricken when he really notices you, and notices your competency.The romance is mostly about him being appreciative of you and being supportive and loyal. He has unique training romance scenes where you gain feats/stats relevant to your class. If you do enough of these, one of them he shows you stretches and he does the trope where he guides you by standing behind you, and then suddenly you both realize you're so close, and you have the option to step away or have your first kiss.He is 100% loyal to you and his endings include being happily married and the option to have kids.
>>586072065So I can give Polly my cracker^^
>>586073872
>>586073872You are a legit incel and a troon stop posting about romance for women
>>586074574men know what women actually want
>>586074948Lmao he thinks he does
>>586074574women want rape from someone tall, rich and broody
>>586075210personally I just love it how he immediately went "women like a big strong fighter" and all that. That's how you really know the namefag is indeed a man.
>>586073872High-quality and informative post that answers a question asked above.>>586074574Low-quality shitpost.
>>586075370>When they encounter one
>>586075504His whole post is his creepy inceloid values but framed through what he thinks women want, its easy to read past him. For someone who gushes about evil bitches, his male romance will leave if you are evil ahha. Not sure why he threw in child endings when HE plays only ugly dykes. femcels like to imagine their own child endings.
>>586075504would you still love Heinrix if he were a 5'7 twink
>>586076050that's a meaningless question because they'll just have him biomancy his height
>personally I just love it how he immediately went "women like a big strong fighter" and all that. That's how you really know the namefag is indeed a man.
>>586076773you hate women so much you are defending a troon. isn't that worse?
>you poke fun at me? YOU HATE WOMEN INCEL
>>586076957women love troons and helped their nonsense spread so they would be happy with his decision
>>586076957He's not defending a troon, just pointing out how retarded what he said was
>>586076957the troon is a fellow man, it's not surprising he's defending him
this place is always the worst when talking about romance
It could be talking about DOS2 instead but your cancerous shitposters have decided to kill /bgg/ instead.
>>586041786
Why does this general become inane unrelated incel chatter for like 9 hours every day
>>586078580because that's just how it is here, the problem is that you got lost on your way to reddit
>>586078580romance attracts incels because they get no bitches irl and remember they blame women for that
>>586078686But these are all redditors?
>>586078580because this general is full of incels, that's why
mogs Lann your big strong fighter
>>586079039>rich, has some demon garbage inside him, traumanot helping your case, femcel
>>586073872Good post as usual. Thanks for always answering questions earnestly even in a sea of shitposting currently. Crazy how literally every single post after yours should be deleted for low quality or off topic.Your suggestion is good for the women who want a good boy but don't forget to have a k-pop pretty boy who is broody and abusive as the other option.
>>586079197still better than lann and the namefag's big strong fighter
>>586079039>>586079289damnhe really riled you up huh
>>586079212you are a incel bro
>>586079039>Guys, this is literally all we want>A little aasimar dna>A little 6' frame>A little 20 cha>It's that simple <3
>>586078580simping for women is dying out among the young and is becoming associated with boomers and millennials
>>586079531Don't forget being rich
>>586079197>>586079531Daeran being rich is not why I like him. Aasimar doesn't matter, 20 cha is BASED Lann is the same height as him.And you help Lann deal with his mommy issues and overall insecurities too <3
>>586079671nobody has ever thought of Lann as a "big strong fighter" you're retarded
>>586079750>str 17Lann literally is. He is fit, look at his art
>>586041786the rich vampire billionaire rapes the female pc and moves on, but can't seem to forget her
>>586079875he's not a generic human male strong fighter type though
>>586079875Wendog would toss him like a ragdoll with her 16 str
>>586080128>n-no it doesn't count!
>>586079671>incels are soooo stupid for thinking we want a strong dependable man>we want a literal angel and rich blonde billionaire, it's ok if he's not too muscular <3really not helping your case
>>586063768All roads lead to it
>>586080414I just said I don't like him for being rich or aasimar he romances YOU
>>586080902yeah you love him for his personality we get ityasss sister slayyy
>>586080998You don’t need to be so insecure dude it’s a video game character
I wanna smooch her
>>586080998I do :3 Lann lost
>>586081146I mean, Daeranfags are the ones that got riled up out of nowhere and brought up LannThey really are no different from waifufags
Lannbros... why aren't we good enough... we even went to the gym for our 17 str?
>>586081361>woman who is upset pretends not to behave you never spoken to a woman before?
>>586081489No, I know, they do the same thing with Alistair cuckposting, they TOTALLY don't care about it
You idiots, women don't care about your stats, but your... weapon proficiencies.
>>586081361>crying about romance for women hoursDaeran vs Lann is a easy way to enrage anons, I did it on purpose
>>586081639fat ugly balding business man irl, can confirm
>>586081593All of the zero alistairfags are so upset about it
>>586082460I have said this
>>586081639Lann seems beta enough to go down on a woman
>>586083671there's nothing wrong with going down on a woman
>>586083671it's not like he'd have a choice if he wants one to stick aroundhe doesn't have many appealing features
I've straight-up forgotten everybody's Fade dreams except Sten's, who should I bring for the Circle?
Malady sexo
>>586084959not morrigan or she gets mad you don't want to kill kids
>>586084959why does your wynne have a exposed stomach
>>586085784Some mod that came in a pack I downloaded I haven't been bothered to turn off completely yet because it's split into like 8 pieces.
I know people rarely use her in combat but is Jae just meant to be a Master Tactician?
>>586086849Yeah, nobody uses her though because as an officer and damage dealer both Cassia and Eogunn are flat out better even with her Cold Trader buffs. But she's not weak and with some Lore Imperium gear can become very tanky and deal good damage.
>>586036012Stupid strong. Braindead easy to build and play. Follows the "generic good guy" route. It's the beginner level "I wanna be OP" option. Personally, for casters I'd strongly recommend any merged Lich for Evil playthroughs or Magic Deceiver Azata for good runs.
What does Warpriest do? They seem like worse paladin?
>>586101003Pretty much. Though the Mantis Zealot archetype is actually pretty fun and strong.
>>586084323What about his sense of humor?
>>586080902Asimar boy made for lawful good cock
>>586079039Daeran and his 7 str will never not be funny
anyone playing a role in a game on their computer?
GURPS will save crpgs
I just started BG3, I'm having a blast. This game is awesome. I should buy estrogen ASAP
>>586112331it's my favorite game
>>586112352I have seen monkeys with more attractive asses.
you can't spell Tyranny without tranny
>>586112613What'd you go to prison for?
>>585996284I'll show you my Dark Ranger *unzips dick*
>>586114220Abducting /crpgg/ anons with my white can by offering them free ale and DnD.
No phone, Van, not Can. Bad apple device.
Finally it's over
make a new quick!!!!
I'm on it, boss
Let it die.end the reign of /crpgg/
onemoretime
>>586118123>>586118123>>586118123
>>586028269Passfag says what we're all thinking
