Boolivia Edition>NewsScream Fortress is live: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=285134Bug fixes: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=285564>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)Party /v/an: tf2.madhammer.club>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>585536595
>>585848141this is the thread
>>585848141cutie
better.
>>585848141boo!
>>585848141this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
3 NIGASON CART
>>585848141that hat seems a little weird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
any chance that MVM will drop with smissmass?
>>585849095It's how Zeph's gibus is, they threw a fire texture on it
>>585849389your guess is as good as mine, they said it was supposed to come out last year before halloween. I suspect HLX and Deadlock stole the devs and who knows when it's gonna happenthose little shupos are the result of all my baby making sex with shupos btw
>>585848141WOAH!! Another fanart thread of the little kid from the tf2 comics! Sister, you've outdone it, Team Fortress 2 is saved thanks to your unwaivering dedication to this thread. Don't forget your steam group next time though: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/TransFurtress2
>>585849394The legs
spamming/flooding
>>585851556Based
>join server>am put on offense>we have 1-2 engies already>neither one has a teleporter up>every time they put one up it gets destroyed cause these retards keep trying to be insanely aggressive with teleporter placements>we lose cause we never have a TP longer than 30 seconds>also no Dispensers near the front for anyone either>if I go Engie I know for a fact these retards won't switch and now we got 2-3 engineers on offense>mfw pub-tards have no fucking clue how to play Engie on offense
>>585851556As opposed to....? The other thread was an off-topic OP you disgusting faggot.
EXCUSE ME! I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
>>585851994He's a sniveling faggot with a hateboner for an on topic character, he literally doesn't care if the other thread was actually porn because Olivia sends him into a boiling rage
Tired of the bot
>>585851858>enemy team has spies, no matter the number>my team is deaf, blind and straight up disabled to the point they will watch a spy stab a teammate and proceed to butterknife them in the face before running away and not shoot once>but if I ever play Spy-- even if nobody else has gone Spy all game-- the enemy team is hyper alert, respond to the slightest cues and I can't get anything done>this happens in 100% of games I try to play Spy and in every game I play against Spies at all
Did Zesty win yet?
>>585852873make sure to do the needful
>>585851858you should've gone engi to set an example to followoffense respawns faster than defense, so getting a good teleporter up means you can win purely through attrition
Kill spooky scary pyros. Deny undead zombie pyros their gargoyles. Blow furry werewolf pyros up with pumkin bombs. Steal crumpkins from vampire pyros. Behead robot pyros with the horseless headless horsemann's headtaker. Roundhouse kick a bird pyro onto the controlpoint. Slamdunk a skeleton ghastlierest gibus pyro into the death pit. Crucify filthy pirate pyro mains. Defecate into an ogre pyros haunted hoard case. Launch clown pyros into a trainsawlazer. Stiryfry monster pyros in a wok. Toss frankenstein pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a witch pyros gasstank. Judo throw bat pyros into a woodchipper. Twist nurse pyros heads off. Report mummy pyros to Valve. Karate scarecrow pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant fairy pyros. Trap devil pyros in the underworld. Dump bat pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify dracula pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pumpkin pyros. Dissect cowboy pyros. Exterminate haunted doll pyros in MGE using spells. Stomp on possed nun pyros skull with the mantreads. Make cursed pyros check'em. Cremate hippie pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize angel pyros. Mandatory trade bans for joker pyros. Crush superhero pyros into a paste. Drown greaser pyros in jarate. Vapourize killer clown pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp ghostly sailor pyros. Kick a monkey pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark vampire hunter pyros from case drops. Feed demon pyros to undead alligators. Slice mad hatter pyros open with the horseless headless horsemann's headtaker
>>585627907hnghhh>>585664797>>585674328>>585675496>>585676419ghggf i love team fortress 2 so much
>>585848141Yup, thıs is the thread. Better than that way too obvious gooner shit.
>>585854407>implying the monkeys in these pubs are even aware of their own teammates
>>585857874better to try and fail than resign yourself to losing
>>5858520691
>>585851556>>585851717true, why is she spamming her shitty ms paint art here? this is not a draw thread, it's team fortress 2 general.
I just started playing again after 10 years. are casual queue servers always this empty?
>>585861841it's scream fortress, most people are on to do contracks...
>>585861841same, but for me it's less that they're empty and more everyone just leaves when it's a stomp
>other thread still upHuh I guess I doubted the mods. They were going to be based today
who makes best bf for a pyro gf
>>585865093probably haven't noticed or don't care>>585865320engi
>>585865320>>585866002True
>>585866047>short>bald>nerdhow did he do it
>>585866889Sometimes it takes the short bald nerd to accept the crazy lady also he's not actually bald he just shaves it
>>585866889>good with his hands>has hobbies>11 PhDsall it takes
>>585865320heavy :3she likes that im taller and snuggle struggle her
>>585866889he strikes me as having a shorter but girthy hog, like a coke can
>>585865320buff shirtless male pyro
>>585867095>solid norwood 4>bro i'm not actually bald i just shave ityeah bro
>>585867369No he's hung like a horse, everything's bigger in Texas son
>>585865320
I called the faggot posting his AI slop because he can't stand the idea of people being happy
>>585867510balDING is not the same as bald
avatar/signature use
>>585867779It's TF2 related so it doesn't break any rules.
I will be fempyro one day
nothing about your slop is TF2 related it doesn't even look like the characters
>>585867736that's clearly a strong norwood 4-5, which is usually the tipping point for balding men that shave it all
>>585868089don't acknowledge, just do the needful, and ask any friends to help
ericeric i need you to fix the flamethrower bugseric please
>>585868613working as intended :)
fempyro airblasting engi into the air so he can give her a gravity-assisted piledriver
fmk>robin walker>gabe newell>eric smith
>>585869749all of them into the meat grinder until we get someone who'd rather work on the game rather than be turned into hamburger meat
>>585867626trvke, engineer cucks in this thread mad af too
>>585869896
>BROOOOOOOOO THIS IS THE MOST OVERPOWERED REVOLVER IN THE ENTIRE GAME BRO IT'S SO FREAKIN OVERPOWERED BRAH>usage rate is less than 1%
>nucleus>miss the track of a Spy>w+m1 in an empty corridor with no trace of him>go in a circle>noticing ammo boxes missing with no enemy or teammate around>have the dumb idea to abuse fire particles' ricochet>instead of wasting fuel in hopes of bumping him I turn my attention to geometry of obstacles>fire at low end of walls, close to ground>check triple stairways>burn ground as I run by in case he's right behind, like that one Youtube vid>nothing>expose some wooden boxes to fire>hear spy yelling "fire,fire-- fire!" from behind me.How the fuck fire particles work?
bait but why do you think that is
god i love spaghetti tf2
>>usage rate is less than 1%Source?
>>585870681ricocheting fire particles would be such a fun mechanic if it was actually useful for anything besides stunting on people
>>585870523source?
storm frons
>>585870842>>585871560his ass
>be shit at Amby headshots>use Dback against fresh install Engi players>WOEAH BRO IT IS TOTALLY OVERPOWERED BRO>"but Amby headshots don't rely on newbies or unprotected nests and have unli-">NUH-UH BRO AMBY GOT NERF, WAS UNJUSTIFIED SO IT'S NOT OVERPOWERED NOW>shoots twice to kill one guy, one extra crit gets wasted>usually misses the second crit shot because can not wait spread recovery>can not sap and shoot after sapping a teleporter because it'd waste the crit shotWhy can't you just learn to aim, anon?
that post is so schizophrenic I can't tell what strawman he's trying to bait with
I get a boner when I look at the olivia ambassador engravings
i'm giving up
>>585874414you're welcome
>>585873836unless you're shooting buildings you shouldn't have worries like "oh no that player has 23 hp i'm wasting my crit"
>>585874821Don't call me welcome.Call me xX_Oliviafan1488_Xx.
>>585874764;3
fixed
is it weird that i agree with that image
>>585875261congrats, you sucked all the fun out of it
>>585875561>shartjaks>fungo back
>>585875376being an imbecile isn't that weird nowadays
>>585875261should add jarate and mad milk for "gives scout and sniper pyro-abilities"also add the short circuit for "gives engineer pyro-abilities"
>>585876108what the heck
No MvM updeeto?!?
>>585876802Pedocoded image.
one sniper is bad enough, we don't need it spreading to the other classes
>>585877302Sniper is the best class in the game.
>>585877363sniper is the most doodoo poop to come out of a butt
>>585877419Nu-uh
>>585877363i think he's too good at what he does so he's unfun to play against
>>585877471yeah huh
>>585876802no dorito>>585877302agreed, which is why medic crossbow should be nerfed and spy's ambassador should be buffed, so we have a better counter to sniper and less snipers
>>585875261All of those have their own downsides embed in the weapon except Amby.>sandwich and conchThose are not shotgun or gunboats. Heavy can not flinch Sniper, and Soldier will have limited mobility.None of them can replace a Medic even if you put a dispenser in the equation.>HomewreckerAll you need to do is swapping to RTR from stock Sapper when you see one.>Huntsman, GunslingerWeak against very tanky targets but can stuff ubers with taunts.>EyelanderBasically need shield to function which replaces SBL. Still weak against hitscan.>Widow, Direct Shit, MachinaPunishing low accuracy are their mutual quirk.>AmbyNo relative downside compared to a stock revolver, if anything it's an upgrade. Also Enforcer got a huge nerf after being so good.Even Xbow med need to stand tall against Sniper while a Spy can be so elusive when abusing decloak and headshots.
putting on runescape music and fragging in payload maps
>>585875261truke
>585878445you already got btfo on all these points in a past thread + ur brown lol
>>585878445>Machina>Punishing low accuracy are their mutual quirkin what way does the machina punish low accuracy? it is the optimal sniper primary for bodyshots (the low accuracy option)
>>585881320Idk if you've been to these threads very long, but that anon is the resident armchair-gamer theorycrafter who doesn't actually play the game. He kind of just rattles off weapon stats and presents his (almost always completely wild) opinions as fact.
>>585881320Yeah, anything that goes for Machina can go for any Sniper rifle that bothered me too. It pierces on full charge but I guess it's not relevant.>>585880986Refresh my memory anon. It started to get funny.
machina is the cow mangler of sniper
>charge up Machina>some F2P Heavy peeks with a Medic up his butt>shoots at you>headshot him>collateral damage shot to both him and Medic killing both>wave at the killcam>charge Cow Mangler from a corner>peek>get headshot by a Sniper>burn 3 people, they all run to dispenser and healthkits to undo your damage>you die at the next volley because you have to fucking reload????
bluds living in the 1700s "volley" lmaooo
i learned of the word volley because of Budokai Tenkaichi games
I learned of the word volley because of volleyball
og why are we here fr tho
>>585884298im here for the furry butt
>>585885305based
>>585885305same
>>585885373>>585885432baby making sex with zhaoshould've left that up if the nude renamon and butt thread could survive then so could that
>>585885432
>>585855593Fuck spooky scary pyros. Have sex with undead gargoyle pyros. Get blown by furry werewolf pyros. Give crumpkins to vampire pyros. Get head from robot pyros. Fuck a bird pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into skeleton pyros. Cum inside filthy pirate pyro cunts. Have the ogre pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyro clussies. Fry monster pyros' brains with sex. Toss a frankenstein pyro's salad. Urinate into a witch pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw bat pyros onto a bed. Twist nurse pyros' nipples. Report your love for mummy pyros to Valve. Split scarecrow pyros' legs in half. Impregnate fairy pyros. Get trapped into sex by succubus pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a bat pyro cum dumpster. Submerge countess pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pumpkin pyros' pussies. Dissect cowgirl pyros' clothes off. Dominate haunted doll pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap nun pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make cursed pyros suck'em. Cream inside hippie pyros' holes. Lobotomize angel pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for harlequin pyros. Give superheroine pyros your love paste. Drown killer clussy pyros in mad milk. Camp in the same tent with ghostly sailor pyros. Invite a monkey pyro to your mvm lobby. Give vampire hunter pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck demon pyros like an alligator. Slice alice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>medic using quick fix >refuse to switch >other medic keeps dying befor uber>lose Do I have to play with friends to not be steam rolled?
>>585886221this butt also shupos yordles olivias mimis meowscaradas and bunnies
im pyros
>>585886379>medic using quick fix>refuse to switchI would play Demoknight at that point just to tilt them and "soft" throw the game. You can always play Engineer to stay away from all of that drama and help the team too.>other medic keeps dying befor uberLook for ways to keep the better Medic alive then. You can try to stick close to second Medic and his pocket to fend threats off. If you can not, then oh well you tried.>Do I have to play with friends to not be steam rolled?Yes.
I feel like just playing the game is a really bad way to get good, I can't even hit airshots and I have 2k hours in the game with Soldier as my most played
>>585887575>I feel like just playing the game is a really bad wayI can help with that.>I can't even hit airshots and I have 2k hours in the game with SoldierDon't disable gun view model. Most new Soldier/Demo players do that and they end up stumping their development. Just because upper level players have muscle memory and can play without it, don't mean you could too.I want you to observe and inspect the model and notice that every RL of Soldier have some small scope or an iron sight on top that seemingly serve no purpose. But if you have some three dimensional thinking you can easily imagine a laser of sorts coming out from that accessory and leading straightforward.It will not always meet with your crosshair perfect but I assure you if you aim with that trajectory you'll land your airshots as long as you lead it by giving it some leeway properly. Complex techniques like flicking comes later. You need muscle memory first.
>name myself "troonslayer">immediately vote banned from shounic trenches (the only active tf2 server left) I havent played TF2 in like 10 years, the playerbase is woke now?
>>585889304>the playerbase is woke now?Not all of it, mostly on some community servers where they can control what you say and do, casual and other servers are still fineSadly they've increased in numbers over the years
>>585887575Do not list to the schizo that replied to you already, he's on some dollar store crack
N
eed a dispenser here!
I still think 10 is about the right amount of ammo for a rocket launcher that never needs to reload, either pick up the ammo pack or fuck off
>>585891620I would like to formally apologize to the butt anon for doubting his thread
>>585847976>>585891620I normally dislike 3D cosplayers but at least Gura and Marine are good characters to cosplay.
>>585892421made for plapping
>>5858768022 weeks
>>5858926932 plaps for this shupo
>>585891407What does this even mean
>>585893381I was thinking out loud some balancing for a rocket launcher without a clip but instead just 10 rockets maximum
NEW HAT :-)
>>585894169TFW argonian stealth archer.
>>585894169You are legally required to use the Danger Shield with that loadout
>>585894352you know it ;-)>>585894373never!!!
>>585894519Okay fake croc
>>585875261>DB is a straight upgrade in pubs, with no aim requirement>amby got hit with the hammer instead
>>585894795baby making sex and paizuri with fenneko
So is the tomislav actually stronger than stock or is it just the generalist meta dictating everything?
>>585654618I'm still looking at this btw
>>585895303You can spam jump rev while maintaining your run speed with the Tomislav.Otherwise the difference is way too miniscule for me too care. I stick with the stock.
>>585894169Why is there no team colors for snaggletooth or the danger shield, by that I mean turning the shield/whatever more reddish brown
>>585895303The Tomislav is a direct upgrade from stock. You can find people still denying this but you are never fighting at close enough ranges for stock to actually out-DPS the Tomislav, and that's saying nothing of the faster+silent rev.
tomislav is the iron bomber of heavy
>>585896168not much of a plapcake but would still have baby making sex
>>585896168>The Tomislav is a direct upgrade from stockOnly true if you don't have a pocketIt's good for solo heavy but the firerate penalty is still there
>>585896349much better MADE for baby making sex
>>585895303Both same but Close range = stockOther ranges = tomi
>>585894795>>585895291>>585895412>>585885305>>585885373Furry "fandom" goes on >>>/trash/
>>585896509https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ym-vCfGzXHU
>>585896509I’m surprised you haven’t been killed.
>>585896349>500dps vs 450dpsDoes it really matter though? You're still shredding everything in your way if your aim is good.Being weaker against multiple enemies, and scouts in particular, is a nastier downside.
>>585895303>is it just the generalist meta dictating everything?This. Stock is better at the range heavy is best at, and better vs sentries, except minis.
>>585896628You're only really using the extra mobility from the tomislav if you're roaming around with heavy, if you're playing with your team in a more stationary manner, you're better off with the Stock extra damage.>ScoutsYou're usually dead either way. Heavy is just a giant hit box for them.
>>585896628>does 50 more dps matter on the DPS class that needs to kill people ASAP to not die?Yes
Wish there was a cyberpunk/DX minigun or tomislav reskin.Love how the machina looks.
>>585897151I'm sure there's a matching skin.The War Room minigun paint might be your style
>>585897151>>585897253Neo Tokyo would be better actually
desu Heavy needs the three Ultrakill miniguns>they shoot nail projectiles instead of bullets>Magnet minigun: press R to shoot a magnet which nails will home in towards>Overheat minigun: press R to shoot a rapid burst of nails, temporarily disables gun>Jump-start minigun: press R to shoot a jumper cable which kills an enemy after 5s delay
>>585898035sounds overly complicated, though I like the idea of the nailgun minigundesu, the heavy nailgun from quake should be be the primary that lets heavy run around at walking speed and still be able to shoot unimpeded
>>585898326How would you balance that bastard though, lower vertical spread but way higher horizontal spread? Maybe extra bullet consumed per shot?
>>585898035>>585898326What about just shooting nails that both have a semi rapid damage decay and them having a bit of gravity so you could spray over a wall (though its more likely pestering damage at that point) but with a 8-10% total damage bonus when at absolute point blank, and maybe 1+ degree of offset aim, that’s the start for doing a proper Heavy-Nailgun with gravity, likely wouldn’t be too good but getting over walls and messing with scouts due to them being projectiles instead would have it’s niche. Just have to decide the other thematic upsides/downsides
>>585898806TL;DR: Shoots Gravity Affected Nails, Damage Falloff is replaced with duration decay (basically the same thing but prevents nails shot straight up and falling down from doing full damage), less accurate.
>>585898035me on the bottom
heeellloooo eric it's almost halloween where the fuck is the mvm and quickplay update
hello serverbrowser.tf anon, i noticed that some newer servers don't show hours played and such. is it something wrong from your end or from the servers themselves?
>>585898551>>585898806>balancethe nature of it being a souped-up needlegun would be balanced enough I think, considering everyone seems to think the needleguns are trash. i'd probably make the nails do like 3x the damage of needles and fly 3x faster, have 50% less spread, but have 0.75 the firerateeither that or just clone the stats from quake as closely as possible, then tweak the dmg if it's too strong/weak
I want minigun inspired by Aug HBAR, has silent rev like tomislav+25% faster spin up time+25% more accurate+Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound-25% maximum ammo-no random crits-minicrits whenever it would normally crits
>>585902984That's just the Tomislav lol. Valve avoided anything resembling an assault rifle in TF2, it's basically an unwritten rule that these are relegated to Counter Strike.
>>585903189Nah, same level as AWP.It’s Stick mag sticking out would be cute. Bullpup single barrel, same analog as the tomislav to a Tommy gun. Fits the 60-70’s with its experimental lmg and polymer crazy.
>>585903793i tried, but i cant quit you
>>585903749>>585903831Stop being so plapabble anon
so what's in the briefcase?
>>585904121Pornography
>>585903189baby making sex
>>585904489starring your uncle
>>585903749Terrible compared to what general tho? /funkg/ has had multiple child predators, /owg/ had an HIV-positive bugchaser and a constant stream of homosexual foot-fetishists, /wtg/ has a tranny constantly posting pictures of himself. Our worst posters are just annoying assholes. We don't have those kinds of freaks because the overton window for /tf2g/ is set low at posting ecchi.Yakuza gangs were historically tolerated by the Japanese police because they kept more serious crime under control.
>>585905636you're replying to the turkroach
I’m just glad the e-whore who was teamspeak buddy with a past mod left.
you see that headshot, you see that headshot
>>585876802patrician coded image
>>585896612For what?
im cheating
>>585925485bro come on don't do that
pinging ryukewhen boxingthank
>>585928943smissmas
>>585899349looks like there's something wrong with my tracking for some reason. I didn't notice that I will fix it as soon as I get off work ty
what item should i make my nutcracker mk II paint into ?
So listen up, boy! Or pornography starring fempyro will be the second best thing to happen to you today.
Blood
>>585938673Nice
One last time.Is there some mod or custom localhost server setup (redirecting traffic to/from the Valve item server) to temporarily unlock all weapons but only when playing against bots by yourself, or would that still be considered cheating or DRM circumvention? The closest thing I've found is this:https://forums.alliedmods.net/showthread.php?t=335644But it appears to just be "give hats and weapons with a chat command as the server admin", and while you could supposedly mimic loadouts with scripting in that sense, it doesn't have the benefits of the backpack GUI like the turnaround view. Should people who just want to play offline against bots without any of the unlock BS accept this as "good enough"?
>>585900281I think damage decay fits better for something gravity affected, idk how minicrits would work besides just the same as just max damage ramp up the whole way through, biggest idea for a stat for it would be 100% more secondary ammo, you’re already using basically a needle gun may as well double your shotgun/sandwich to be a pho-medic
>>585940092>>585940125baby making sex with fempyro and toriel
>>585940092This is really autistic but I find unmasked fempyro, even without the rest of her body model being changed to be sexy, makes me aroused far harder than the versions where fempyro keeps her gas mask but has huge tits, skintight spandex, or is naked from the neck down. Unmasked fempyro, even if the rest of her body is neutral, is erotic because your brain instinctively understands that the inside of her fireproof suit must be an absolute sauna. So you have this hot chick in functional clothes and you can tell that her body is drenched in sweat in there, and her crotch is as humid as a tropical rainforest. She's not wearing a pornified outfit but a functional one which implies a level of physical fitness, competency, etc so you can practically X-ray her fully-clothed form with your eyes to see the toned midriff, thick powerful thighs, even the absence of flabbiness on her upper arms. Imagine she returns to base after a mission burning things and you help her out of her suit and a physical shockwave of humidity, heat, and the musk of her body just radiates out of her crotch. Her hair sticks to her forehead and the nape of her neck and as you watch a drop of sweat goes past her collarbone and trickles between her breastsIt's also more "mentally" pyro. A fempyro in a slutty outfit is mentally far away from pyro, in fact her mindset is probably identical to slutty cosplayers and OnlyFans girls. A fempyro who is unmasked but still wearing her usual gear is still a pyromaniac freak with some level of mental damage and dissociativeness, in other words You Just KNOW[TM] that she would be a fucking demon in bed. Her womb is a high quality babybaker that your genes WANT to be deposited into through repeated ballsdeep creampies, whereas masked-but-lewd-clothes fempyro is a comic con cosplay whore who flaunts her body publicly and likely has a number of STDsBasically its a matter of taste but one is for pump n dump, the other is for wifeing
>>585946035Just imagine helping picrel stumble out of her overencumbering piece of shit asbestos heatsuit after a mission, handing her a popsicle, she shoves the whole thing into her mouth without brainfreeze somehow. She waddles over to the bucket of icecubes and water you prepared for her and grabs the whole thing and dumps it over her head and you watch her nipples get hard
>>585946035>>585946560You're just not into masked girls and that's fine. I personally feel like removing pyro's / fempyro's mask defeats the point of pyro, since her entire identity that we see and have ever seen IS her mask. I could say the exact same thing about your pics getting too far away from pyro and now it's just some random girl in her suit. Both of those pics look like 2 entirely different people. That's why keeping the mask on is the better option because you know it's still pyro.I don't really agree at all that her wearing less clothes suddenly changes her personality. Her personality being impressionable and child-like is specifically why undressing her would work, it would probably be really easy to convince her to wear a different outfit or unzip her suit without her understanding what's going on. Or even having her be so devoted to you she'd do whatever you ask. Though, I DO agree with everything you said about the suit making her nice and sweaty, which is why I usually prefer having the suit on.
>>585947471massive trvke
i am not attracted to any of the mercs
>>585931361nta but much appreciated
i dont understand strange weaponsi have a strange stickybomb launcher and a warpainted stickybomb launcher but i cant put my killcount from my old strange launcher onto the painted one with a strange transfer item?
>>585941089I think damage falloff would work fine, the game doesn't need special snowflake duration mechanics when a pre-existing dmg falloff one would work just fine
>>585953691>>i have a strange stickybomb launcher and a warpainted stickybomb launcher but i cant put my killcount from my old strange launcher onto the painted one with a strange transfer item?Valve purposefully made it so you need to get a strange war paint to have a strange war painted weapon. It doesn't matter if you already had a strange weapon, the transfer would only work if the new one is ALSO strange.Yes, Valve is that Jewish that they wanted everyone to have to re-buy their stranges
>>585946035>>585946560>>585947471I think both interpretations are cool and goodNot really into the whole infantilizing aspect, but whatever floats your boat, it's fictional headcanon after all
>>585953913so i can use my pretty skinned weapon or my autistic counting one but i can't combine them without buying a completely new cosmetic?why did they do this other than $$$
>>585954242>it's fictional headcanon after allI'm just going off how pyro is presented in the game. She lives in an imaginary Candyland dream world and is never fully aware of what she's doing. But I suppose "innocent" would be the better descriptor, I didn't mean to imply infantilization>>585954440>so i can use my pretty skinned weapon or my autistic counting one but i can't combine them without buying a completely new cosmetic?Exactly right. The whole idea of it being a "paint kit for a weapon" flies in the face of how it actually works.>why did they do this other than $$$$$$ and $$$ alone
>>585891663the apology will only be accepted once it reaches 750
>plap anon just had his posts wipedPouring one out for my nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqtZ1ItsZFs
>>585954618ok i have recently learned about killstreaks. can i put these on my warpainted weapon or does that not work too
>>585956583Yes, those can go on any weapon. You can also get around not having a strange war paint by equipping a strange cosmetic and just using that
>>585956583that should work just fine, and potentially be much cheaper toojust go for the basic one imo, specialized and professional ones are way overpriced and desu kind of ugly
>>585957036NTA but I like specialized ones having a sheen and the colors can even compliment your weapon. I agree professional isn't worth it
>>585956841>>585957036thanks for the resposnes guys. are there strange non-hats? i have a vintage hustler's hallmark i really like using
>>585957501yeah there's strange cosmetics that don't occupy the head slot, though idk where one would be able to find a list or them or be able to sort which ones are cheapest
>>585870523its strong but sucks midrange
>>585957501>>585957998the wiki lists all the available qualities for items, if there's a cosmetic you like you can look it up there
>>585958236 (me)and for the lists of all items that can be strange: https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Strange#Strange_items_by_class
>>585958381>Wiki back upThank god
more coming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7hDQcSP4Ag
NEW KINOhttps://youtu.be/7nFrFfY9qCk>>585959597cute
>>585960000I love this, especially all of the little details and easter eggs. Still, it doesn't hit quite the same as the old Eltorro64Rus style. Seeing how there are a lot of imitators of the new style today, were there any notable imitators of the old style back in the day?
>>585959597sovl
>>585898035Just turn Heavy into Bastion from Overwatch-- become actually stationary but shred the shit outta people out to long range. All this shit sounds like bad gimmicks the TF2C troons would have come up with.
what’s your favorite cheap (<$1 on community market) strange?
>Other thread is a RED spy on the BLU board
>>585963375there aren't any sub 1 dollar stranges
>>585955981I like how they deleted his posts but not the thread.
>>585965156Retard
>>585960000Absolute cinema and digits>>585961575There were plenty of similar wacky Gmod animators but Eltorro always stood out because he was the only one with the deformable player models. Now that he's released them publically there's a billion Eltorro imitators.
>>585965350Mods are a fan of butts, it turns out
>>585966431Good.
>>585966431I want to see fempyro with head of the dead + head warmer. I think it be cute
>>585965620thanks I didn't feel like checking>>585963375uhhh probably the ambassador desu
>>585966542Indeed>>585966919I have plenty of Head Warmer Fempyros but I don't think I have one with the Head of the Dead.
is loadout.tf down for anyone else or just me?
>>585967276Aww
>>585967461Working for me.
>>585969215well that's somewhat concerning, it's just a white page for me
how's it going
>>585972218I thought this was Spice's butt for a split second but it wasn't so pretty disappointed desu
>>585972694same honestly
>>585972694Who?
>>585972954Fartnite baddie
>>585973860I figured it was her but I wanted to be sure.
>>585973860EXCUSE ME! I'M IN NEED OF THIS ASS ON MY FACE AND/OR DICK!
>>585973860Catto sex
>>585973996this nigga ain't make anything no more
>>585973996this is how RTL looks when I'm having baby making sex with her
where are all the furry plapcakes?
>>585976438what's a furry
>>585976913egg making sex with meowscarada
>>585976438I just posted one nigga
>>585977118that doesnt answer my question
>>585977210ball emptying baby making sex with spice
>>585977302yeah it doesbaby making sex with mewmew
>>585977210Not enoughMoar
https://youtu.be/eircw1rqd94>The Phlog is bad because it removed Pyro's utility>But the Homewrecker is bad because it gives Pyro a new utility against Spy
>>585977596>43 min>weezyqrd please
>>585977901It's literally just him grabbing the worst possible or most annoying combo for each loadout.Pyro was Phlog, Scorch, and Homewrecker.Soldier was Beggars, Mantreads, and Zatoichi.So on and so forth.
>>585977596im 5 minutes in and have learned nothing
>>585977596yes? these things are not mutually exclusivelosing your airblast as pyro sucks, unless the enemy team has no soldiers or demomengiving pyro yet another tool to fuck over spy which takes minimal effort sucks. if the spy managed to kill the engi and sap his buildings, why should the class that already brainlessly counters him just by playing powerwash simulator be able to undo all that work after allowing the spy to do it in the first place? there's no counterplay
>>585978361reddit spacing, not reading that shit
>>585978391that's not reddit spacing newfag, gb2 >>>/d/iscord
>>585978486>gb2gen alpha can't even spell
Should just make a new Engie PDA that keeps him more busy when playing on Offense. Cause god knows I get fucking bored keeping the flow of screaming men moving as Engie on Offense once I get the nest set up.>two mini sniper sentries that basically fire uncharged Hitman Heatmaker shots at people-- call it "Snake in the Grass"-- with expanded range and no light on it, same fire rate as the actual rifles, justifying getting two at once>two mini dispensers>same amount of teleporters>add the jump pad thing to let teammates and yourself onto high grounds
>>585979618sounds like AIDSyou just need to be more proactive
>>585979618baby making sex with zhao
i don't like playing engineer.
i do like playing engineer.
>>585979925>sounds like AIDSNothing new in this game then.>just be more proactiveYou literally can't as Engie>Gunslinger EngieA shitty cope that gets it's shit pushed in against functional human beings>Widowmak--If you have perfect aim to use the Widowmaker you're playing Scout. Widowmaker Engie is a fucking meme worse than Demoknight.
>>585980732how do you do it
>>585981021equip shotgun, short circuit, and gunslinger. shart out mini sentries in kooky spots, plop a dispenser somewhere teammates can make good use of it, then go dm with my shotgun
>>585981140>gunslingerthat doesn't count that's cheating
>>585981140>shart out a minisentry>it dies when someone looks at it funny
>>585981212sometimes you just need a little less gun>>585981289>it dies wh—*sharts out another mini*
>>585979618>>585980803You can plop down level 2 and carry them forward with Jag. Whenever they go down you should have FJ waiting for crits.I usually pack up SC to defend them but I guess Wrangler can't go wrong too.>You literally can't as EngieIn offense you have very limited options, but that doesn't mean team won't need you.
olivia at le spooky party
>>585981563Your job as Engie on offense is to live in the enemy's walls and be a rat. The only reason options are limited is cause there's nothing to enable the playstyle other than the Eureka Effect, and it gets super fucking boring once you finally got the rat's nest set up cause the moment you walk away from the nest some spy is sapping the whole thing and if you stay by it nobody ever shows up and there's nothing to do. The 'stealthy minis' and disposable mini-dispensers would at least make this less of an issue so you can actually go play the game.>Frontier Justice>sentry goes down>walk up to literally anyone with them>die because you're a 125 HP class in close range of literally anyone with normal movement speedEngie's only "actually interact with the game options" being worseScout with the Widowmaker and a somehow even worse meme in the Frontier Justice just to round a corner and get your legs blown clean off because of the aforementioned points just goes to show how bad current design around Engineer is for Offense (Defense Engineer literally HAS to be miserable by virtue of every objective-watching sightline for a sentry to sit on being super spammable or else comptrannies and pubtards alike would piss and shit their pants that they have to actually play around Engineer of all things as both the allies AND the enemy.
>>585981832very cuteif the butt thread gets deleted this should be the next OP
>>585980803no it would pretty explicitly be new AIDSyou literally can as engimadcuzbadmadcuzbad x2
>>585981832holy cute, might be my fav 'livia in recent memory
>>585982448>new AIDSYou clearly have no idea what you're talking about.>literally can as EngieBut there's no reason to. If you can perfect aim a Widowmaker you can get more done as Scout by having more mobility and better meatshot damage. FJ is too situational to matter.
>>585981832this is epic sister, more fan art of the little child from the TF2 comics!!
>>585981832top cute
>>585982609you're clearly coping, because having two sentries that are harder to see, have longer range, and do all their dmg in a burst rather than by sustained dps is the definition of new AIDS. thank god you're not a game designer cuz your ideas are shit>there's no reason tothen stop whining. oh you want to keep whining? then there's a reason toyou know what scout can't do? build a dispenser and teleporter and sentry for his team
trolling outside /b/
>>585931361would be nice if you used a tripcode or name serverbrowser.tf anon, would be useful. lots of players use your website nowadaysthank you for your service
How do I have fun on classes that aren't Demoman
>>585983156you play themit can be hard moving from not playing the game as demoman to playing the game as any other class but I have faith that you can do it
>>585983231I tried playing other classes but the dopamine simply isn't there in comparison
>>585982916>burst rather than sustained40 damage per shot, once every 1.5 seconds cause it would also have the same fire rate as the Heatmaker. Still outpaced by the current sentries in terms of DPS. Taking away the bright little light on it is the only way it would ever stay up long enough to shoot someone more than twice and still needs 4 shots just to kill Scouts, Spies and other Engineers. You just sound like a sped that doesn't have functional eyes or ears.
>watching for spy as a full time job>need your team to give a shit about you to not eat shit>not allowed to use a gun because rescue ranger and wrangler is mandatory to not have everything destroyed instantlyEngineer with a wrench is just miserable, it's like if Medic had to babysit himself instead of a teammate
>>585983492you said two sentries, quit pretending to be retarded
>>585983901I don't seem to have this issue. Have you considered the far more likely options, such as you're just bad and need to gitgud, or that the matchmaker put you up against a teamstack?
>>585984196Bad players deserve to be happy too
How do I fix doing the most damage in the lobby but with relatively fewer kills and high deaths
do you go for a direct hit airshot or do you pull out the reserve shooter to finish off an airborne enemy
>>585984004Yeah and? You telling me you'd commit one of THE Engie blunders and put them in the same spot to get blown up?>two different spots near each otherYou still have to be shot AT MINIMUM 4 times as a full HP class unless you're a Kunai spy with no disguise and no stab. You get hit by the first 2 shots and immediately have an almost 2 second window to back off or destroy them both as a Soldier or Demo.
>>585984428reserve shooter, save the DH for the scout that's going to pop around the corner so i can turn him into lunchmeat
>>585984774sustaining 80-120 damage before you even realize what's happening is a lot of damage anon, idk why you keep trying to downplay this like it's not overpowered, other than you're lonely and want someone to talk to
>>585985073Cause it's not as big a deal as you're making it out to be. Should we make everyone's footsteps loud as fuck and make the characters breathe super loud so some Soldier can't jump you and make you instantly take ~100 damage out of nowhere too? You hear the sentry targeting beep, you took damage, just press the S key nigger, it's not that hard.
>>585985073>you're lonely and want someone to talk toaren't we all
>>585963375the tower of hats, the kunai and the ubersaw
Wouldn't it be funny if they kept fixing bugs but it's all harmless stuff like A-posing
>>585987426eric.....the flamethrower....the minigun alt-fire spin down time.....
>>585987426>Fixed animation error when Spy looks up while holding the Disguise Kit
>>585989571mf took animating classes from a plank of wood
>>585982789>>585982758>>585982596>>585982447:) thnx mayne, it part of a bigger collab
>>585989810behold the last living man who has never seen the breaking bad meme
>>585990515behold the most illiterate pseud itt
>>585990860criticizing the animation for being stiff when that's the entire point... seems like you're the retard here bruh
>>585993101bryan cranston was not that stiff when he fell over retardthe animation is stiff as a board, learn to read "bruh"
>>585993982the meme version is sped up and exaggerated to make it look like he falls over like a piece of wood... so the animation is sped up and exaggerated to make it look like he falls over like a piece of wood... that's the jokestay in school son
>n-no you see it looks shitty on purposelollmao
>>585994338
Ladies please, no need to get your panties twisted over a silly animationHave a Sandvich, you're not you when you're hungry*Om nom nom*Better?Better.
>>585994720Very good!
Hey /tf2g/, would you make me a sandwich?
>>585996789friendzoning terisex with fempyro
i have to become fempyro
>>585997061many are saying thisbaby making sex with fempyro, even
(reposting this in this thread because im retarded and i posted it in the dead one.)heavy and engineer getting interviewed circa 2010 at conneti-con.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIAzXtgZO1U [Embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCx57OiiMzM [Embed]bonus: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uboYTbatEhY [Embed]anyways how're you fine folks doing? i wanted to play some ff2 earlier, and the server with the best ping was a skial server. i left after a bunch of white boys got uncomfortable at someone in the server saying nigga. i swear it's either walking on eggshells or dealing with retards anymore.
So when I'm playing offensive engineer, and my team is good, my mindset is to imagine myself having the same role as a light machine gunner. So instead of staying back, I push forward with my team with a level 3, and thus help support their pushes.Is this the right mindset to have or is this retarded.
>>585997531I'm doing fine. Not great, just fine. The usual. How bout you?>i left after a bunch of white boys got uncomfortable at someone in the server saying nigga. i swear it's either walking on eggshells or dealing with retards anymore.Reminds me of the actual black guy who got banned from creators.tf for saying 3 nigas on cart
>>586002886Good mindset
>>586003194pffft kek. honestly i just wish i had a good server to play on. the 4chan servers are fine (most of em) but sometimes i want a break from all that. making pumpkin bread tho. it's gonna be good.
>>586004039drop the recipe for this retard would you? i can't into bread
>>585977596>putting the beggars below the liberty launcherEspecially retarded considering he's a mvm addict.
>>586006754
>>586006754repeated baby making sex
>>586004739alright then.• 1 cup canned pumpkin puree (not pumpkin pie filling)• ⅓ cup vegetable oil or canola oil• 2 large eggs• 1 teaspoon vanilla extract• 1 cup granulated sugar• 1 ½ cups all-purpose flour• 2 teaspoons baking powder• ¼ teaspoon salt• 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon• ¼ teaspoon ground nutmeg• ⅛ teaspoon ground cloves (or substitute 1 ½ teaspoons pumpkin pie spice for all the individual spices)• ½ cup chopped walnuts or pecans, optional
what's your favorite paint? are you more of a lime or slate sort of guy?
>>586007268gonna have to go slate, it fits the style better
>>586007268For me, it's Balaclavas Are Forever.
I missed out on most of the Scream Fortress this year and honestly I don't really care...I wish I had a Strange Scattergun so I had some other reason to play.Because I wanna git gud with Scout after all these years.
>>586008339Oh, they're like 1 dollar.Well now I wish I had a dollar.
He's so perfect bros
>>586007268>>586008117baby making sex with lapis and garnet
>>586008672
>>586008117her season 1 design was the best, then they got progressively worse
what did they do to the servers, every game I find has no more than 9 people
>>586010127it's the middle of the night in the greatest country on earth + everyone's spread out grinding halloween contracts
>>586010127There's bots that connect hogging player slots then immediately disconnect, repeating the process
What are the best War Paints?
>>586011250retard
>>586011496australiums
>>586012150HOLYmy GOODNESS
>>5860040617
>>586012070don't sign your posts, it's against the rules
>>585979618>>585997061>>586006754>>586008117>>586012150yea i'm thinking plap
I was playing with my shit-tier unusual and I killed the enemy medic a few times. He then proceeded to just run at me and laugh emote at me for the rest of the game.what do I do with this information?
>>586015614post loadoutalso be proud that you tilted him enough that he gave up
>>586015867cant be bothered to log in but its this.
>>586017596yeah nah this is fine, bro was malding
hop on mvm
TEAM
FORTRESS
IS
DEAD
BUT
IT
WILL
LIVE
>>585958763genuinely surprised it *didn't* stay down for longer, did the plant fix it?
>>586025597Nothing is more powerful than a wiki janny and his determination to get a Wiki Cap
>>586026582can they actually change the code of the website? i thought only valve could do it because the wiki hasn't changed in like 14 yearsit's 2026 and it's *still* aids on mobile
>>586026785by "code of the website" i don't mean what's in the articles, obviously
>>586026785A year ago the wiki was borderline unusable as it kept giving errors so when people started noticing they gave a responsehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTF4CB9FROwSee the pinned comment, explains how things are managed
>>586027467god that's sad, valve doesn't even host it on their own servers lolgood info though, thank you anon
>>586008672A true Australian kills Frenchmen?
>>586035079i love these dudes like you wouldn't believe
Whats up with all these casual rooms that have player connecting but they never join? Ive been trying to find a room for the past 30 minutes and everything has like 5 people at most in the game and 12 or more still connecting.
why is this on page 10 and the other one is not
>>586050132You retards split the thread
Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
>>586050132>>586050228>>586050246>make a new edition>retards whine that it's totally gonna get deleted>they make another one>first one doesn't get deleted>activity gets split>retards complain that /tf2g/ is dead
>>586050246We're active here >>586035224
>>586050246I'm busy beating my meat on the other thread.
>>586050926>retards whine that it's totally gonna get deletedTo be fair this is literally the first time the mods have ever left an off topic porn OP alone
>>586052602There's nothing in there to beat your meat too.
>>586050228Also, no one's actually posting in the other one it's just one guy bumping it every few hours
>>586053645ur a fag tho
>>586053705Nu-uh, I am straight.
>>586012150explosive baby making sex with megumin
>https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=288891Willkommen in Europa: die Heimat bayerischer Würstchen und nutzloser Mediziner in deinem Team.>https://europa.tf2maps.net
>>586058226vgh evropa
>>586058226you will enjoy your cs_italy garbage maps à la pl_venice
>>586042370>>586011347
>>586058226>more overwatch ass mapsthe odyssey defenders have logged on
>>586058226But I don't want to play in Europe. I want to play in New Mexico shitholes
>>586058226A man can dream...
>>586058226Looks like they learnt their lesson from releasing the Low Profile Collection so late they're now releasing these themed updates extra early lol
>>586061754such a shame that there will be no maps in places like the Tabernas desert or some Lapland wilderness both of which would fit perfectly the theme of fighting over completely empty land
arena_donetsk
>>586062279message received, enjoy koth_colusseum
>tow_eurolandIt's happening...
>>586058226>check link>first tab is already asking you to join their discord
>>586058226I already have my forever cosmetics, idk what they add that would make me excited besides new weapon
dizzy
>>586062427>not even arenayep, just what I'd expect from this community
>>586065039another olivia masterpiece
UPDATE UPDATEUPDATE UPDATE
>>586066751NO WAY!!!???? MORE SLOP!!!????????
>>586066751FUCKING NOTHINGZombies buff thohttps://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=289185
What does this mean, "lowered edicts" I've never seen the word in relation to ZI mode in any way
It's sad to see the Halloween maps so empty now at the end of the month. It really seems like most Halloween maps are just rejects that people would rather not play on normally without the contracts adding a bit of motivation>Actual Halloween weekend approaching>All Halloween maps deadSigh
>>586066751>>586066873>>586066925
>>586067510gee it's almost like people gravitate towards the maps they actually want to play when valve isn't jangling keys in front of them, fuck contracts80% of seasonal maps should be deleted and i am not exaggerating, that's the actual percentage of garbage
>>586068182Sure but outside of ZI maps what other Halloween maps could decent numbers of players actually give a damn about? I just changed my queue to all Halloween maps old and new and I'm still getting nothing
>>586068328ZI?
>>586065039plapping her while she's stuck there
>>586068430Zombies. Halloween maps are 90% normal gameplay, only a handful (Zombies, Crasher, the ones that spawn skellies/fishmen/whatever) offer gameplay that's only available during Scream Fortress
>>586069016valve already has the data on which seasonal maps are played the most, just cut all the garbage, maybe they can make an exception if a valve-made map like eyeaduct isn't in the top 20% but other than that, bring out the chainsaw
Harvest event, eyeaduct, mann manor, ghost fort, gorge event, hell tower, and carnival of carnage are the only screamfortress maps worth playing
>>586069531>gorge event
>New maps at zeroKekaroo
>>586065039Shit up bitch, post feet or GTFO
>>586058226will there be one map that's just all made of trash and you have to push a statue into the ocean?
>>586070136europe, not india
>>586070209who said india
Free update is bad
>>586075640>>586067958
My schizo theory is that the Iron Bomber's oversized grenade hitbox was a bug and that it was originally meant for the Loose Cannon. The Loose Cannon's cannonballs are very obviously visually larger than any of the other Demoman primaries. But by the time they got around to fixing the "bug" they had forgotten about the mix-up or just stopped caring so they simply reduced the IB hitbox without shifting the LC's
is my pyro hot
>>586065039cute
>>586052735That's not porn, are you retarded?
>>586078561she looks like she's hypnotized, anon
>>586065039does... does she have to moon the viewer so they can see her monoculus costume?
Hallo-weenie Hut Jr is gonna be over soon, post your winter/holidays loadouts.
>>586078561>>586078749hypnotizing fempyro into being my breeding sow
>>586077020>try to make demo's most aids weapon even more aids (because you're retarded)>put the buff on the wrong weapon (because you're retarded)>don't notice for a literal decade (because you're retarded)>forget why it was there and "fix" it (because you're retarded)i'm sold
>>586077020I tend to agree
>>586078715It is to the mods, they've deleted way more tame things than that under that rule
>>586078962Ebenezer
>>586079349and yet the plap is still there
>>586079506Yeah which is why I said this>>586052735
>>586079558doesn't justify splitting the thread "preemptively"
>>586079701Yes it does. Is this your first fucking day here? No thread with an off topic image has ever survived because the roach always spams reports on it, it was a fair assumption to think it would be instantly deleted like literally every other time. Hell he's even gotten on topic threads deleted just because he doesn't like it
>>586031221He's just sleeping they're friends (:
>>586080000wasted quads + you're mad, apologize by bumping the other thread
>>586080000quads of truth>>586080078sounds like you're the one mad no one's using your shit thread bro
>>586080078I'm not mad by saying the truth, every other thread got deleted so it was a fair assumption to make
>>586080000>instantlyIf it was that instant it would've been easy to wait for the 404 and make new while old was still up, and the general is STILL FUCKING SPLIT
>>586080472Both threads were posted in the exact same 30 seconds it's a moot point to begin withNo one's going to be aware some idiot's making an off topic thread at the exact same time so shut the fuck up
>>586080140>shit threadNTA but softcore porn is a better edition than scream fortress slop #6847630546
>>586081317You are the cancer killing this general
>>586081468Scream fortress throttled the casual queue for like a week, take your gimmick slop back to plebbit
>>586081778>Complaining about TF2 in the TF2 thread Go back to >>>/h/
>>586081975>We can use that when this one reaches the bump limitsomeone is gonna make a protest general and cry to post in that one instead, i'm calling it now
>>586081942I've been playing team fortress for longer than you've been alive, scream fortress is fucking annoying and has been for a decade, lick my balls zoomer
>>586081778Just play the Halloween maps.
>>586082527Post badge or fuck off larping reddit porn addict tourist
>>586082549but... which thread is the based thread...?
>>586082549true, hopefully he'll be in the minority, we'll see
>>586078962
>>586082780I'd rather tase my balls, let me play powerhouse in peace, my queue times tripled the first week of October
>>586083140maybe it's a you issue
>>586083281Or maybe 200 maps are too fucking many
>>586083281nah queue times for normal maps definitely slowed down in the first half of the month
>>586083140Use community servers then you dolt, the rest of us like Scream Fortress
>>586083140>powerhouseSo you have shit taste and therefor don't matter. Powerhouse is such a shit map I can't imagine anyone but compfags enjoying it.
>>586083564If you can find me a consistently populated powerhouse server in Europe I swear I'll never complain againotherwise, it's a scream fortress issue
>>586083564>usus? who's "us"?it can be fun but it definitely gets stale quickly>>586083628>t. dustbowl fag
>>586083938I also hate Dustbowl thobeit. And also Gravel Pit.
>>586077020the level of not giving a shit that valve has for this game is so high that it wraps back around from being ridiculous to hilarious>damn we put the hitbox on the wrong gun>lol whatever
>>586083938>us? who's "us"?The majority of people playing the game dumbass, you can't complain about Scream Fortress taking all the players and then pretend it's nobodyAnd you can't pretend tf2g doesn't like it either when everyone was posting about their contracts at the start of this month
>>586078561Horse faced troon has this exact loadout and I can’t look at it the same way again.Sorry0/10
>>586083628>powerhouse>compfagsLol, it's literally a 2007 map that came out lateAnd I remember when you could just pick the server you wanted to play on without waiting eons or having to justify your taste
>>586084128yeah, at the start of the month, it gets stalefirst 2 weeks of scream fortress the rest of casual struggles, last 2 weeks scream fortress strugglesscream fortress is fine but it's too long and has too many forgettable maps
>>586078749>>586079137Sooo, hot or not?
>>586085913not
>>586079349admin abuse does not dictate the truth of things
>>586085913*ejaculating inside her right now*yea
>>586086004>admin abuse[LOUD SCREAMING]
>>586080000quadruple truth nuke
>>586086062>"that's it, i'm opening the sourcemod menu"
>>586085963what would make her hotteri think it's the rail spikes + lack of head item
>>586086232Lunatic's Leathers with the big titty mod
>>586086401Holy guhfhfhd
>>586084214literally who? stop letting troons dictate what you can and cannot enjoy, you're only giving them power over you>>586084128so nobody
>>586086461good boy
>>586086401lunatic's leathers are too tryhard imo
>>586086660If by "tryhard" you mean tryin' hard to make me cum, you'd be right
>>586086401>>586086743i liked the spiral eyes
>>586086660My gf likes it. Wants to make a xenomorph biker
>>586087085well your gf is too based for this world
>>586086595i'm girl (porn addict)
Who told you could build a sentry gun here? This is red property.
>404
>>586079506>>586079701>>586080078>>586080472oh look at that, eat a dick faggotyour thread lost
>>586087591if it was my thread my messages would've been deleted too thoughbeit
>>586087553>>586087591>>586087685Good chance it got deleted for being a duplicate rather than the OP that stayed up for 2 days
>>586087685they don't necessarily ban for duplicate/off topic threadseither way going on and on like a mad tard about how we were stupid for making another thread was proven wrong, apologize
>>586087553It was fun while it lasted.I'm surprised it took them that long.
>>585866889>>585866047giwtwm
https://youtu.be/2HfNB6RHfu0
>based thread got hammeredfuck...
>>586087840it got deleted because we had 2 open generals, literally what i was complaining about
plapcakes won btw
>>586088352nvke
>>586088263Well now you can be happy because we're all in one thread :)
>>586088104You just know the loli fags spam reported it using multiple ips. Its kında sad desu but I guess that's just how these oliviatards are, complete coomer brains sucking the drawfags cock when every he shits out a scribble.
>>586088352won by being deleted?
>>585946035>This is really autistic but I find unmasked fempyro [...] sexystopped reading there, i assume nothing in the rest of this post is sane or in good taste
>>586088506yesthey just wouldn't die, and the unpaid jannies had to intervenethey are just too powerful
>>586088448and we spent half of it arguing about the plapcake editioni agree with >>586050246
>>586088484>turkroach is so insanely anti-Olivia even though he's anti-porn he prefers a porn thread just because it's not OliviaYou are a living joke
>>586088573Trvke
cute lil olivia sketch
>>586088506won by making you seethe and spam reports on your phone
>>585954242>infantilizingthat's always the problem with the 'stupid but sexy' personality, people thinking it's a weird age regression thingi just want her to have room temperature IQ and big fat tits, y'know?
>>586088484saying this as a non regular with no dog in the raceif "oliviatards" can get threads they don't like deleted that sure sounds they have more power than faggot eceleb whore spammers lmao
>>586088750>i just want her to have room temperature IQ and big fat tits, y'know?Holy based
>>586088782>totally not an oliviatard
>>586088573trvke brother
>>586088867i'm not lol, you would kneel at my real name but i post here maybe once a year now
>>586088740I did no such thing, I'm not a faggot who reports shit like the roach you're just retarded for thinking a porn OP would survive forever and no janny would notice
>>586088926we know you're a lolifag zesty
>>586088806you say 'low IQ, high chest scale' and they assume you mean bimbo but it's not the same as a bimbo fetish, in some super-autistic manner i can't describe
>>586089026>zestyhe is a faggot southerner that likes asuka so no
>>586088484>its the lolifags faultyou do know gawr gura is a loli right? why would they report a cosplayer, cosplaying a loli?
>>586089091because the cosplayer was an adult and they're not attracted to women of age
Or maybe it was just an off topic image and/or a duplicate thread and a janitor finally woke up. Just a thought
>>586088806that pic is literally fucking me when i'm at work
>>586089489If that's you I would literally fuck you while you're at work
>all these people falling for the most obvious shitposter bait imaginableyou guys deserve each other
>>586089410>duplicate threadif it got deleted for being a duplicate and not for porn, then it's literally your fault because that thread was posted first
>>586089568see>>586081315
>>586089198your mental gymnastics astound me. thanks for the laugh
>tfw no pyro main steam friend that sends me recordings of their farts for my items every so oftenwhy live?
>>585947471>>585954618would 'immature' work better as a coverall word or does that carry too many connotations compared to innocent or impressionable?
>>586089568"Thread came first" is not a golden rule, they delete the one that has less posts / unique IPs in it and not just the one that came laterThe thread being bumped every 2 hours by someone posting a fucking number is not a good sign it's actively being used, cry more
>>586089732what do you think they're attracted to, adult women?
>>586089879imagine the sound
>>586089926it got abandoned for fearmongering reasons and the prophecy fulfilled itself
>>586089879Immature carries some child-like connotations but it's a better descriptor than child-like for sure. Innocent is probably the best one still
>>586088727nice
>>586090076fair enough, thanks
>>586090052"Fearmongering" as if literally every other thread with an off topic lewd OP hasn't been deleted thanks to reportspam by the guy we can't get rid of. We're going around in circles at this point. You can keep seething about it being deleted but it doesn't matter anymore, it's over
>>586089871please keep that to yourself, thank you
>>586090325>complaining about off-topic OPs on /tf2g/lol, lmao even
there is a lot of lore here that i am not familiar with
>>586090391>pointing out a fact is the same as complainingI'm done with you, take this last (you) and go calm down
>>586089871kindly face the wall
>all of /tf2g/ freezes to a halt as the remaining posters scramble to google 'define:ballooniporn'
>>586091718Does it involve Fempyro taking Balloonicorn's shaft?
building a sentry
>>586092453MOVE GEAR FORWARD
>>586078561god i wish that were me
>>586087175i secured her loadout and got the fempyro mod running, ill install it on her pc when i get the chance.Took a bit to get the skintone.Skinmod addon, just copy the skintone you want into the custom file, can ignore the rest. Even with the preloader, it still messed up, I think making my own server itemtest first then loading into casual fixed it.
>>586094013I really like that loadout
>>586094153 Made it herself after combing through loadout.tfShe couldn't decided on what to make until i told her about the LL's assets in a mod and locked that in and was able to figure out the other 2. She loves xenomorph.
>>586094013good taste
How do people contact Eric?
>>586094976release the fucking mvm update now.
>>586090371>>586090572no
how do you make playing heavy Fun
>>586094976Email him
>>586094013Based, would have alien baby making sex with>>586094976Valve contact formhttps://www.valvesoftware.com/en/people
>>586095831pocket or play with friends, you not going to have fun as heavy solo
>>586096383>>586096429i don't have any friends everyone hates me
>>586095967Does that actually work or is it just a placebo like some sites use?
>>586096429holy FUCKbuilt for primal baby making sex and paizuris until fully cum coated and filled
>>586096429SEXO>>586096548It does work, it's a guaranteed way to avoid getting sent to the spam filter since it'll get marked as being sent from the contact formHe typically only responds if you're a workslopper though, or even if you get a response it might be "forwarded your email, thanks"
>>586096429yoYoYOOOOO
>>586096684Damn
>>586095831watch a scarybroccoli heavy guide
Om nom nom
>>586098194she's eating my sperm (we just had egg making sex)
>>586095359cookies that turn you into fempyro
>>586098393i need them
Join kogasa.tf, an epic server with good map choices and new weapons hosted in new yorkuse !hats to equip blue archive halos!
>>586098805i don't like those things because i am a casual matchmaking and 2fort enjoyer *braps*
>>586098805
>>586096429that's not safe for work...
>>586099705Yes it is, my boss came in and gave me a high five
>>586098805Sounds like a dead server
>>586096429tfw no pyro main gdf that farts loud
was hoping the mods would leave that up like they did renamon's big fat plapper
>>586095967I’m glad she like cervix stim, one day have babiesNow I gotta save up and get her an unusual and ring.
>>586102404You're a very lucky man
>>586096483Then either don’t expect to win or find friends
>>586006754is this miyabi or the wolf momma?
>>586007003How long do you bake that for, and at what temp? Do you use a loaf pan, or freestyle it on a baking sheet?
good night virginians :3
>Randomly get https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Amw3tJKMhYc on my Youtube recommends>Sudden, almost physical feeling of mental impact as memories from a bygone era flood back>Playing on Minecraft trade maps fucking around, 1/3rd of the server with MLP sprays, summer 2011 with the Doritos + Mtn Dew combo>Now I'm an old fart with a kidI wasn't expecting to get jumpscared by a sense of mortality when opening Youtube today
>>586114828(voice) tagg: who's your favorite horse
>>586114828fuck's sake, I haven't thought about FiW in what feels like decadesgod, I want to go back
>>586114828>>Now I'm an old fart with a kid>someone in tf2g was able to breedimpossible
>>586114828Half the people in that photo are dead now
>>586117967nigger what
>>586118135That photo was taken back in 1983. Half of the people in that photo are dead now, the ones left are all old as hell
>>586102554you can to we met on tf2 or was it r6s.Just be yourself and clutch a few times.
>>586117676It was a tf2 themed wedding, funny enough.
mini sentry took 40PUUUSH
>>5861066519
you heard the man, mini sentry took 40PUUUUUUUSH
pushing my 40 into mini sentry
https://youtu.be/1WaCyio5TCQbros... is it over?
>>58613507540mm
>>586098805no thanks, the admins make castaway look sane
>>586139607I've seen enough. Another 5 billion to Valve and banning all casual discourse on r/tf2
>>586139607i've seen this multiple times in the last week or so, it's definitely an issue
>>586118224Source?
>>586139607it has been over for well over 8 years now
Why are some scouts slower than others?
>>586145268How is she carrying 4 beers
ZESTY STREAM IN 30 MINUTESGET IN HEREhttps://youtu.be/call8jVmxEo?si=stR8W3yPPkS2p2kk
>>586154652calling it now>convoluted showoff intro that's twice as long as it should be>starts with the stats but then complains about the shove mechanic and the pellet pattern with bullet spread off>gets into the weapon's previous iterations and tells you it used to be better>twists into how the changes in the game's philosophy ruined the weapon and the game as a whole>surprise, it's another valve bad mym bad video[spoiler:lit]bonus points if he shoves in a complaint about plebbit or xitter trying to cancel him[/spoiler:lit]
>>586154652>>586155817fucked up the spoiler, make fun of me for that, but you know the rest is just true
>>586155817>spoiler:lit
>>586156287>>586155956
(spoiler)test(spoiler)
>>586156502(spoiler)you failed(/spoiler)
>>586155817press crtl + sdon't care about zesty
>>585973860>>585977210my gf loves her and farts a lot
>>586156615(spoilers)test (/spoilers)
>>586156657>don't care about zestynothing else to talk about now that everyone is tired of scream fortress slop
>>586156657thanks i forgor
>>586156657>>586156715>>586157189How do you do spoilers
>>586157638very carefully
>>586157638ctrl + s
>>586090371>>586090572You said I wouldn't get it but it happened anyway (on CA instead of tf2 items but still)
>>586154652
maybe next year
<spoiler>TEST<spoiler>
>>586158148what were you trying to get
>>586158167<spoiler>You forgot your /</spoiler>
>>586158382you forgot your /s
>>586158382<spoiler>zesty</spoiler>
>>586158167TEST
>>586090572can you at least make the pyro on the left attractive
test
>>586158352all of them so I can craft the final mask. I recycled most of the drops form this month's halloween drops but I've got only like 2-3 mask and 2 of them were doubles
>>586159183The Saxton Hale Mask?
>>586159259that's the one
>>586158887****a can't rotate the apple
can you at least make me into an attractive pyro
>>586145268paizuri with poppy's poppies
>>586158887>>586159872htf do you make an attractive pyro when she wears a full face covering gas mask...
>>586159681yes i can and i can make it change colors and sizes too
>>586142556engine
>>586160310Like this
>>586158631>>586163152baby making sex with mimi and fempyro
TF2 and thıs general are both dead.
>>586165456who killed it
>>586165493jannies constantly purging plapcakes
>>586165456TF2 will never die.
>>586165612but you're still here *jiggles your plapcake*
is this shortstop video really the video zesty has been hyping up for months??
>>586165456>ı>>586165493This fag>>586165456
>>586165493PlapfagsLolifagsJanniefags
>>586165765correct
>>586165848Oops meant for >>586163152
>>586165848trvke
>>586165964?????
turn the brass beast into the stock minigun but prior to the april 2010 (and love & war) changes
Jerma or ster: *breathe*Zesty:
>>586165493ı dıd ıt lıke thıs.
>>586142556Film Maker
>>586165456Not enough Heavy mains to pocket and annihilate casual matches with
>>586166737Why does he have blood on his face?
>>586114828i dont want to get any older bros
>>586167624Why don't you try being the heavy?
>>586168009Cause I can't clone myself to have BlessedViva as my pocket with the elite heals and pops
>>586167850he got a nosebleed :(
it's been ten years have they fixed bots hogging player slots?
>>586168256>it's been ten years have they fixedno
>>586168256Yeah the bots are gone
>>586168009cus he's shit at the game
>>586165848>ı Qrd?
>>586167859when i started playing i was younger than scoutnow i'm older than zesty
>>586168921where does the time go
>>586165456>>586165493Unironically /pol/ >>> /qa/ >>> sharty was the cumulative death and enshitification of 4chan as a whole. But again I have a Bluesky account so what would I know.
>>586171345besides time i'd like to know where my hair went
>>586171450i've been taking it bit by bit while you sleep
>>586172137time to take it back
>>586163152fuucukk
>>586172257how well do those stick on your head
>>586172698usually glue or lace, wouldn't swim in them but they'll stay where they are unless you do something stupid
are you guys doing anything for halloween
>>586173837no
>>586173914o-oh...
What should the next OP be?
>>586173837yeah
>>586173837Wanking
>>586174137>>585529630
>>586174137plapcakes
>>586174137This>>586065039>>586174462That will get deleted again, don't be stupid
>>586175232it got deleted for being a duplicate though
>>586175305You don't know that, it was more likely it was deleted for being NSFW
>>586174137Our Lord and Savior Zesty "Alt" Jesus
>>586174137this >>585529630
>>586175420after 2 days?
>>586175667I'm sure you did, internet tough guy
>>586176473I did, I got tired of you fags whining about your shit thread not being used and threw a report into my surprise it actually worked, and I'd do it again
>>586174137Let's use this one again
>>586176837this is the one
>>586176837>reusing old contentwhat are you, the steam workshop?be creative, cmon
>>586177206It was only used 1 time last year and has plapcakes doe
>>586176837although it's good I'm not feeling a reposteither gamble the thread with >>585529630 or do hexlivia
>>586114828The worst era, probably the dark ages. Idk how one can have nostalgia over such rot. It’s like being nostalgic over shit right now.
>>586086508they spammed shit here before lol
>>586178568The times were great.
>>586174137pyro
>>586112340idk I don't play gachas
>>586181306ffffffffuuuuuuuuuaaark...
new fempyro just dropped
>>586181759hey that's my request you're posting buddy been waiting weeks for him to do it
>>586182958i liked it and you shouldve shared it, you're being selfish anon
>>586183159I literally didn't know he finished it he just posted it like an hour agogive me time to check the drawthread jeez
>>586183329Fuck you
>>586183329its fine, thats why i posted it. cuz i liked it
>>586176837cropped porn, and tf2!? this is epic, trans furtress 2 approved.
>>586185353No fuck you leatherman
>>586175667taste your own medicine, faggot
>>586185468Well I promised Iggy I'd feature it here if he did it so I'll put it in the OP
>>586186526kek how pathetic looks like someone's pissy we don't want off topic /b/ shit as our OP
I like the shortstop but damn what the fuck can you talk about for 50 minutes
>>586187939This fucker and his state-mandated history revision I swear
>>586187939omg is that famous grifter who dropped tf2 for a minecraft hugbox youtuber thewhat and famous wallbug onetrick clipfarmer that got righteously fucked by valve fixing wallbugs htwo?!???????
>>586189174>curiosity>yuck anyone's yum
>>586188079Never doubt one man's sheer raw autism
>>586181759Fuuuck that's unreal sexo>>586182958is there more
>>586187165half of this thread is /b/ shit, go back to plebbit
>>586191775No, he just does solo pics and one offs
is plebbit even a good insult these days when half of 4chan uses reddit
>>586192229can i see where you got it? it's legitimately some of the best fanart i've ever seen
>>586181759Yep, this is the one
>>586192440>>586192440>>586192440GOTTAM>>586192469It was just the /vg/ drawthread
>>586192469The artist is called iggybomb so feel free to look them up wherever.
>>586192651thanks pally
>>586165765no
>>586171425>2010 - 2011I recognize that bulge
>>586179219so nobody + you're mindbroken
>>586187165>complaining about off-topic OPs on /tf2g/lol, lmao even
>>586194178It’s protrusion is horse like and uncouth, forewarning things to come…
