Halloween Fempyro Edition>NewsScream Fortress is live: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=285134Bug fixes: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=285564>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)Party /v/an: tf2.madhammer.club>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>585848141
>>586192440Need to give her all my tf2 items so bad
>>586192440I wanted hexlivia, but this is good too.
>>586192440based OPinb4 the bot
are you guys going trick or treating?
3 NIGAS ON CART
>>586193243trik or trat stem frens
>>586193243https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzKVIFUbRh0
i wouldn’t consider myself a mechaphile, but heavy’s new robot skin in poker night…
Gulp...
>>586196208why isn't she fat
>>586192440Fempyro thread?! waowza you've done it again sister! TF2g is saved, thanks to your hard work and dedication here 247. Next time do not forget your steam group https://steamcommunity.com/groups/TransFurtress2
>>586193243yes!
>>586196258i don't like bbw
>>586196446keksaved
>>586196458fag
>>586196838well at least ive never seen anything hotshare some
>>586196885no it's mine
spamming/flooding
>>586197173pls
>>586192440https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=289665>Updated/Added some tournament medalshttps://www.trade.tf/items/updates>(almost)whole update to add the Painter's workshop medalsAnother Zesty winHow are the troonperiums coping?
are you guys going trick or breathing?
>>586193243ARE YOU GOING COCK SUCKING?!ARE YOU GOING COCK SUCKING?!
>>586197435ugh fine
trick or breathingtrick or breathing
>>586197834okay whyboner i take back what i said that's hot
>>586197570Yes
MvM update status?
>>586198002would
uh oh retard got away from his handler
Did Zesty win yet?
>>586198360Massively Today >>586197436
>>5861980022 weeks
>>586193243Me, 2fortTwerkers, and their sister are going out this year. Don’t worry though, I’m still figuring out how to cut out GPS location tracking on her Apple airtags so we can travel far and go to all of the cool neighborhoods with the good candy, full sizes even!!! :-))
>>586198002Next year on the anniversary, gabe, vjill, eric smith and robin walker cosigned this info to me in a email that I cant be arsed to make into existance with inspect element
Out of spite of Zesty cause I hate ecelebs regardless of what side they're on I'm gonna just run the Shortstop all night as Scout. Give me Zhao + TF2 combined content to add to my folder in the meantime.
>>586192440>>586192801>>586196208>>586198002>>586198467baby making sex with fempyro, hexlivia, shupos, and zhao
>>586200259God speed anon, have some Zhao buns
>>586196272Piss the fuck off ya damn puritan schizo.
>>586200259need more tf2 zhao>>586200823nice bun
Is it just me or are you guys also getting into empty maps?I thought that it might be the Scream Fortress maps being more popular, but even they seem quite dead.
>>586200967Nah it's happened to me too and apparently some people on Youtube have posted videos about it and are theorizing it's some kind of bots that somehow stay in a perpetually connecting state to keep actual people from filling the lobby.
>>586197436Grr... fellow Emporiums... the Painter's Workshop is a threat to our green sparkly existence... we MUST dust off the anti-Vipes stratagem again... no one but US are allowed to make items for this game... grr...
>>586200860r u ok lass lol
>>586200823>>586200949creating little bunnies with her
>>586200860>>586197384
>>586201231I haven't had this on American servers whenever I would play during the night, but it seems you guys are affected by it too.
>>586200823Not even remotely TF2 related tho. Has to be Zhao AND TF2 anon.
EXCUSE ME! I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
sometimes id rather see three spies on my team instead of one bottle demo
just got grok to be the pyro for an hour squeaking and pressing her tits together in her latex suit
>>586203269Holy based. Been thinking about training a chatbot to be Fempyro specifically
>>586203269give us a snippet
>>586200259>first round in>immediate regret>only 4 pellets>general hitscan problems where teammates eat your bullets, but it's especially a problem for the shortstop since you only get 4 pellets in a relatively tight spread so you can't even damage enemies AROUND the ally's hitbox either>you have to land 3 perfect point blank meatshots just to kill a medic >and 2 perfect meatshots at absolute point blank to kill a Spy/Scout/Sniper, otherwise you spend 1 and a half mags to kill any of them while with the Scattergun you can maybe land 2 sloppy shots at relatively close range and delete other light classes>pellet spread is so tight you also have to be even better at aiming than you do with the ScattergunYeah nevermind I don't have the autism needed to suffer like this. I ain't doing this shit. I'm going back to Demoman and just dumping pipes onto the point. Teammates eating my fucking bullets with their fat man-asses because Valve is retarded and won't let shots go through allies alone is bad enough to never play Scout again, but all the other issues the specific gun has makes it clear why this so called "mid range niche" has never been useful.
>>586202782You're objectively wrong.
>>586202782>>586204991>forgot to attach image
>>586200967>>586201231>>586201685Yep. Definitely some kind of bot shit going on.
>>586196838don't tell the bobby but he's just laying low after bongland banned bbw hentai
>>586205497cute profile pic ;3
>>586206678No idea what to meaningfully respond to that with.
>>586203716what about a chatbot that trains you to be fempyro instead
>>5862047612 less rounds aside, the shortstop has more range than the scattergun + the reload is way faster than having to load each shell individually, it does fill a certain niche>Teammates eating my fucking bullets with their fat man-asses because Valve is retarded and won't let shots go through allies alone is bad enough to never play Scout againfeels like nitpicking desu
>>586198467But it was supposed to be here like a year ago
>>586209212>shoot someone 4 times with the Shortstop>they're still alive and just heal it back by running to a health kit>the weapon is worse in close range cause it only does 72 at max ramp up and has a super tight spread-- you're basically just playing Gun Spy but with a BIT more damage and no Dead RingerThis 'mid-range niche' fucking sucks.>feels like nitpicking desuIt would only be nitpicking if it wasn't happening CONSTANTLY cause teammates insist on walking in front of me as I am fighting someone no matter where on the map I am.
>>586210637if you double jump the teammates cannot block youalso you have a pistol or cleaver for finishing people off at mid-range
>>586207492sex with vex>>586210232ready for baby making
>>586211156Jumping is for people with cracked zoomer aim, I'm over 30 years old and fuck up my own aim by jumping.
>play scout fastest class in the game>have your pellets eaten by teammates' bodybro just likes to stare ass
Kill spooky scary pyros. Deny undead zombie pyros their gargoyles. Blow furry werewolf pyros up with pumkin bombs. Steal crumpkins from vampire pyros. Behead robot pyros with the horseless headless horsemann's headtaker. Roundhouse kick a bird pyro onto the controlpoint. Slamdunk a skeleton ghastlierest gibus pyro into the death pit. Crucify filthy pirate pyro mains. Defecate into an ogre pyros haunted hoard case. Launch clown pyros into a trainsawlazer. Stiryfry monster pyros in a wok. Toss frankenstein pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a witch pyros gasstank. Judo throw bat pyros into a woodchipper. Twist nurse pyros heads off. Report mummy pyros to Valve. Karate scarecrow pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant fairy pyros. Trap devil pyros in the underworld. Dump bat pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify dracula pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pumpkin pyros. Dissect cowboy pyros. Exterminate haunted doll pyros in MGE using spells. Stomp on possed nun pyros skull with the mantreads. Make cursed pyros check'em. Cremate hippie pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize angel pyros. Mandatory trade bans for joker pyros. Crush superhero pyros into a paste. Drown greaser pyros in jarate. Vapourize killer clown pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp ghostly sailor pyros. Kick a monkey pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark vampire hunter pyros from case drops. Feed demon pyros to undead alligators. Slice mad hatter pyros open with the horseless headless horsemann's headtaker
>>586207827i need that
>>586192440too skinny
>>586214678She'll thicken up after eating the Halloween candy tomorrow.
>>586212195>play mid-range weapon as one should with a mid-range weapon>teammates walk in front of you as you're A-D strafing and harrassing the enemy cause you're not just mindlessly barrel stuffing the enemy with a Scattergun/FaN>this is somehow the Scout's fault
another olivia doodle
>>586203269>those suspender strapsfull please anon
>>586214540ooooo you want to have fat tits and wear latex oooo
>>586215178I get they're spinny hypnosis goggles for weird fetish people but all I can think of looking at them is X-ray specs.
>>586215178hhhng...
its being kinda freaky right now
>>586212257Fuck spooky scary pyros. Have sex with undead gargoyle pyros. Get blown by furry werewolf pyros. Give crumpkins to vampire pyros. Get head from robot pyros. Fuck a bird pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into skeleton pyros. Cum inside filthy pirate pyro cunts. Have the ogre pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyro clussies. Fry monster pyros' brains with sex. Toss a frankenstein pyro's salad. Urinate into a witch pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw bat pyros onto a bed. Twist nurse pyros' nipples. Report your love for mummy pyros to Valve. Split scarecrow pyros' legs in half. Impregnate fairy pyros. Get trapped into sex by succubus pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a bat pyro cum dumpster. Submerge countess pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pumpkin pyros' pussies. Dissect cowgirl pyros' clothes off. Dominate haunted doll pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap nun pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make cursed pyros suck'em. Cream inside hippie pyros' holes. Lobotomize angel pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for harlequin pyros. Give superheroine pyros your love paste. Drown killer clussy pyros in mad milk. Camp in the same tent with ghostly sailor pyros. Invite a monkey pyro to your mvm lobby. Give vampire hunter pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck demon pyros like an alligator. Slice alice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>586215080Cute>>586215129NTA but it looks like a csarphong piece, but it's not on any of his socials so I'm not sure. Made me realize I missed a Headless Horseless Ho pic from him though
>>586211769fair enough>>586215080qt
>>586217624this but also shupos yordles olivias mimis meowscaradas and bunnies >>586218009baby making sex with horsewomann
>>586196272You are the best poster in this general.
>>586218009holy fuark mashing her guts into pumpkin pie with my DICK
They be already seethin'
>>586220758who cares
>>586197436>>586201252>>586220758Apparently Zesty's signature is on the back side of this and the Emporium IS mad about it
>>586220810NTA but troon seethe is always fun to watch. You can be utterly indifferent of them but if you don't openly condone, virtue signal and support their mental illness they'll call you a transphobe. It is one's human obligation to piss these freaks off and broadcast said seethe for everyone else to laugh at said troglodytes at.
>>586221230i don't care i'd rather just play video game
>>586220428Why'd you delete itIt was a little freaky but I get the vibe
>enjoy the fact that there are simple, full auto weapon hitscan classes in Overwatch cause Heavy is just objectively a bad class in TF2>but I actively fucking despise the esports troon 5v5/6v6 comp format and how absolutely fucking sweaty and troon'd out in general the fucking game and it's players are and in turn can't be arsed to play Overwatch>the only hitscan classes in this game outside of Heavy is fucking Scunt (shotguns) and Sniper (self explanatory)>mfw
Niggas like Zesty can't let go and leave this game behind because their autism won't let them give up something even if it causes them extreme discomfort. Even if he was right about absolutely everything, this game was a lost cause long ago. Troons won. Cheaters won. Valve won. Gambling addicts won. The emporium won.
>>586221703HLDM is a thing for you
>>586221573mods would have
>>586221995>mods are anti tit sniffingLiterally 1984
>>586221703give pyro the quake lightning gun :)
>>586221925I know I'm playing TF2 and all but I ain't touching a game THAT dead.
>>586194052How do you get the skin?
>>586222119A bit TOO precise. Heavy's issue is that his gun is just a shotgun in disguise. Does tickle damage and misses 90% of the time when shooting beyond dick-grabbing range. Pistol-esque spread and better damage at range would make Heavy less awful to play cause right now he's just Pyro but bad cause he basically has to ambush people to do enough damage to kill someone before they just run away and corner peek him to death but he's a fat sack of shit who CAN'T FUCKING MOVE so he can't really ambush either and has to hope and pray that all 12 players on the enemy team are just fucking retarded.
>>586222683>Someone saved my screenshotNeat
>>586222621there was an update on the 1st which added new tableskeep winning tournaments until you get the mvm table and heavy’ll have his robot look when you select it
>>586221703It's the curse of the modern TF2 player, man. There are so many games with active development that should by all rights be able to leave TF2 in the dust, but they ALL, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM have playerbases + developers totally consumed by the esports mindvirusI know "TF2 fan ragging on other vidya in 2026" is a worn out stereotype but I've tried all the alternatives and they're all lacking in one way or another. The aforementioned 5v5/6v6 obsession to make fights easier to track for viewers of Twitch streams for example. Or not letting you leave an obviously lost match because "muh competitive integrity"I'm an old fart now with less free time, but even in the past the whole "yeah your team's utterly useless and can't put up a fight at all, you're getting curbstomped, but NO you may not leave, you simply MUST stay in the match for another 30+ minutes, if you leave you'll be punished for being a heckin' griefer" bullshit never sat right with me. Let me log on and get in a match and start fragging in 30~ seconds and if there are 4 hoovies jerking off in a corner I can just requeue, I think that's wonderful. Playing stuff like Overwatch or Deadlock and having one or more teammates being dead weight and being forced to stay is disgustingChaotic 12v12, fun gameplay, no "muh competitive leagues" "muh esports" bullshit, that's all I ask and yet somehow it's too much because the modern vidya industry is run by retarded niggers. So here I am still playing TF2 as my decade-old comfort game
>>586223134Thanks bro
>>586221703>engineer>spy
>>586222683pistol and the shotgun have very similar spread
>>586224242>falls under shotgun category>is a bad meme when playing around the gun (already a meme of a class as it is unless played by psychopaths like Swipez)>>586224426Heavy's Minigun is a turbo-bad shotgun then.
>>586215039>you're not just mindlessly barrel stuffing the enemy with a Scattergun/FaNYou should have, regardless of weapon.>this is somehow the Scout's faultI'd get the complaint if you were using BFB, but that's just a lame excuse to shit on the Shortstop because you are playing like an "ass".>>586221703>Heavy is just objectively a bad class in TF2Didn't Heavy won 100 men class wars?>>586222683>Does tickle damage and misses 90% of the time when shooting beyond dick-grabbing range.Have you tried pacing your shots down a little? Hold down M2, but let go off of M1 once in a while. Minigun spread recovery is pretty tight and it's shorter than a shotgun ejecting an empty shell.
>>586223494This feels like a GPT post but I 100% agree with it. Holy fuck I hate California and by extension the entire fucking west coast for what it's done to gaming so much it's fucking unreal. Just erase the degenerate libnigger west coast already for the love of fucking god.
>>586225001>"Have you tried pacing your shots down a little?">just guarantee and make it even easier for people to escape you if you didn't outright ambush and barrel stuff them as the fattest and slowest class in the game bro :^)How about Valve just fixes this dogshit class instead?>didn't Heavy win [arbitrary meme mode]?When you throw a hundred 300 HP bodies at something it WILL eventually break but you obviously can't rely on that in a fucking 12v12 pub. Heavy is an objectively bad class outside of being pocketed super hard while everyone else gets to actually play the game even without a Medigun glued to their assholes.
>>586225021Will you at least let me leave the state first
>>586225021>This feels like a GPT postIs this the new version of kvetching about "muh ledditposting"
>>586225390not until you bear me more eggs
>>586225759always a gosh darn catch
>>586225390Probably, cause I have a non-libnigger friend that UNFORTUNATELY lives in Commiefornia too.
>>586225307>Minigun spread recovery is 0.25 second>implying anyone can avoid your bullet hose in that timespanHow bad is your aim? Each time you pace it down, try to give a shorter leeway to your target and bring your crosshair closer in to their belt level as you steer to sides but not a complete lock-in.When you track a moving target at medium distance, it's hardly needed but drastic shifts in distance (so close you can't see their foot movement or way too far) or when targets about to take cover, pacing it down a little helps.>Heavy is an objectively bad class outside of being pocketed super hardYes and that's why people opt to play ambush Heavy with shotgun instead of a lunchbox. Revving up Minigun at distance is just a bad approach when you can initiate closer with shotgun and at least stay mobile against pick classes.
hello scream fortress two playershow do I get spellbookI already have the "Hat out of Hell" achievementif I can't get the spellbook why is it still giving me spellbook pages
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdHjDhVmL-w
>>586226906The accuracy is still shit at longer ranges and people just run from you or spam you even when you tap the button. No amount of these copes change the fact Heavy is an objectively shit class in need of fundamental changes. Cause even if you had perfect spread you're still only doing like 5-10 damage with said bullets and will only land half of them cause it's not a fucking laser beam and they'll just escape.>fat ScoutThis is the cope that tells me people truly have no way to make Heavy not-shit in his current state. Fat Scout heavy just gets ran down by actual scouts and smashed by Soldiers even harder than a normal Heavy does unless said enemy Soldier or Scunt are fresh installs. Just fix this dogshit class already.
Yeah this is an actual thing, is this the new attempt of some sharty-tier faggot to be the newest 'le bot disaster' fag? I've run into like 5 lobbies with this going on tonight.
>>586224832>>is a bad meme when playing around the gunWell yes, but actually nohttps://youtu.be/dgOIiUz68Mwhttps://youtu.be/WyqctJ_tRpI
>>586220938>everyone who installs TF2 has Z man on their hard driveAIEEEEE this is basically another shoah
>>586226953you're sure you didn't delete the unfilled fancy spellbook, or it's not hiding somewhere in your inventory?try going to an achievement server and typing !givemeall
>some youtuber nobody browsing 4chan and advertising himselfWhy am I not surprised? I'm not giving it a click but I am willing to bet those are:a. just pub videos of you playing against newbies. b. convinced a few your friends to join your game so you can have easy killsA video will not really prove anything. We're kind of immune to old shit at this point.
Heavy is like Engie in that most of his skill expression is in good positioningIt's just that he has a big gun so he psyops people into thinking he's an aimGAWD mercIf you think of yourself as a moderately mobile T2.5 sentry you end up 100% more useful than thinking of yourself as a roving gunman
>>586227840>including name + timezone + regioncareful there's a bunch of sharty skids itt
>>586227840>is this the new attempt of some sharty-tier faggot to be the newest 'le bot disaster' fag? I've run into like 5 lobbies with this going on tonight.probably. bots have been plaguing plr_pipeline for some years just to spite the guy trying to queue it, i wouldn't be surprised that they've spread out now
>>586228021>>586228338Whoops, looks like you forgot to reply there old chum!
>>586228371Yep. In fact we(Anonymous) have already found that anon's IP address, physical address, bank account information(one with Bank of America, one with Chase), copies of his driver's license and passport, as well as his old high school academic transcripts. Tyler, Tyler, Tyler.... really? A mediocre C- in AP US History?
>>586228371>regionI don't even live in Chicago. I get thrown into servers across the entirety of NA. So I'd say I'm fine.
>>586227840Mr. President, bots have clogged the toilet in a second tower in Chicago.
>>586227840What the fuck is going on there? I knew there were bots that'd just stay AFK or whatever to ruin servers but I didn't think you could have them stuck in connecting forever. What a sad waste of a life. I will never understand the mind of one who actively seeks out to ruin video games.
>>586229393your pfp is cute, are you a cute anime girl irl too?
>>586229653Obviously not. No one ever is. World would be a better place if it was full of anime girls.
>>586229653i thought we all were
>>586229003aryan post, gave me nostalgia for old 4chan thanks
>>586229725its not too late to troon out
>>586229819yes it is it's too late for me
>>586229819Trooning out never works.
>>586229742I'm a handsome anime guy with glowing eyes, see attached selfie
>>586227840>>586229393>Play in Asia>No bot troublesFeelsGoodMan
>>586192440this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
>>586230357dumbass
>>586230025can i see your cock
>>586230181God has forsaken the NA servers
>>586230763this guy plays with the fempyro mod, I just can't prove it
>>586230763>>586230881>Lunatic's Leathers>Pyromancer's MaskStrong possibility
>>586230881>>586231109Nah I just put on random shit every week or so because I have almost all yellow quality items unlockedPicrel is another pyro outfit I'm fond of
>>586230763>>586230881>>586231630case CLOSED*pops bottle of mountain dew because i'm unemployed and can't afford champagne*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGU1YYHlqDM
>mfw I only just realized the Nostromo Napalmer is basically an upgrade to stock by being a shorter weapon, which means you can hide around small corners easier and not have your gun sticking out and giving you away
>>586231630Well you make cute loadouts that would be cuter on fempyro, just sayin
>>586227840I found the matchmaker curled up in a ball in the back. Gave it a pep talk and some coffee. Seems better.High player counts this weekend may cause some queuing issues, but we're keeping an eye on it!
>>586232171
>>586231918Thanks for the compliment anon, all the same I'm more of a Ms Pauling or de-aged Administrator kind of guy
>>586232372Understandable not bad options either
>>586232171i hate this language and that that fag gets away with using it as a shield against criticism
>>585899349>>585983117My bad I forgot to do it when I came home and just remembered now. Should be fixed. was a problem with a refactor I did to separate out the polling with the apiTripcodes are kinda gay so I'd prefer not to. Any time anyone says anything about server browsers ITT I get a notification (even the tf2c banning chud servers drama). And so far nobody's pretended to be me so I don't really care. I also get notified by github issues as an alternative form of contact
>>586232475Gamedev is the most coddled industry on the planet>Well over half of the gaming community STILL, in 2026, consider devs to be on par with saints>Any bad decisions get pre-emptively excused as "well the devs probably wanted [thing we want] but the evil management interfered">Talk down to your customers using either borderline babyspeak or holier-than-though "gamedev is, like, super hard, guys, you just don't get it!" or a mix of both>Pretty much every game that passes a minimal playercount threshold will grow a modding scene that will happily fix your shit for you (extremely egregious in certain strategy games like Total War or any Paradox title where it's actually outright understood that the devs will release overpriced barebones dogshit and you will need to download Community Bugfix Collection 1, Jimmy's Bugfixes, Jimmy's Balance Tweaks, FPS Fix, Map Crash Bug Fix and another 10 bugfix mods for their games to function)>Stuff like TF2 where a product remains advertised as supported and continues to be monetized despite being effectively defunctImagine applying any of this to any other industry. Imagine if car dealerships sold you 70% of a car and everyone just accepted that you need to finish the remaining 30% yourself, the dealer lies to your face that they offer repair services and replacement part availability for the next 10 years guaranteed even though it ended 5 years ago already, and the entire time you're at an auto shop for an oil change the guy talks to you like "sooo umm we did a little fucky wucky on da gasket, it wasn't behaving really nice, so we had to give it a little fixie-wixie but now it's a-okay!" Insane to think about and makes me jealous as fuck
>>586233073>Well over half of the gaming community STILL, in 2026, consider devs to be on par with saints>Any bad decisions get pre-emptively excused as "well the devs probably wanted [thing we want] but the evil management interfered">Talk down to your customers using either borderline babyspeak or holier-than-though "gamedev is, like, super hard, guys, you just don't get it!" or a mix of bothFor some reason I didn't think of Valve but some other game company that disappointed me in the past. Fits so well.
>>586233073>Imagine if car dealerships sold you 70% of a car and everyone just accepted that you need to finish the remaining 30% yourself, the dealer lies to your face that they offer repair services and replacement part availability for the next 10 years guaranteed even though it ended 5 years ago already, and the entire time you're at an auto shop for an oil change the guy talks to you like "sooo umm we did a little fucky wucky on da gasket, it wasn't behaving really nice, so we had to give it a little fixie-wixie but now it's a-okay!" Insane to think about and makes me jealous as fuckAlso a year later the dealer shows up and takes away your dashboard Hula doll they gave you. "Sorry, it's problematic now so we had to remove that content" he says.
>>586233073>Total Wari remember when the CA community manager foid saw people on the subreddit sharing some korean steam user's sexier character portraits mod, got upset, and made a post ranting about misogyny and told everyone she was taking a break from her community managing because she was grossed outthe total war subreddit jannies immediately nuked all mentions of the mod + banned anyone who talked about it + banned anyone who pointed out how ridiculous it is that a video game company's community manager - a FULL TIME JOB with a SALARY - can just publicly announce she wont be doing her job anymore because some mod gave her the ick
>>586233573There are plenty of companies like this>>586234730It doesn't help that the government is still mostly tech-illiterate boomerwaffen who have no idea wtf is going on so lootboxes and "uhh technically you dont own this, you paid for a license which we can revoke at any time :)" bullshit is totally untouched by regulators>>586234929She didn't just tell everyone "players discussing NSFW mods gives me the ick so I'm taking a break," she even added the """""subtle"""" threat that (since she was Community Manager) dev interaction would be reduced as punishment. The funny thing is she herself was a (mediocre) cosplay slut before getting that community manager job, so it's just the most blatant hypocrisy of performative prudishness and "Uummm are you really sexualizing women? Yikes, that's like, sooo icky" from someone who used to post butthole pics
>>586235803there's something incredibly dire about this image
>>586235803>so it's just the most blatant hypocrisy of performative prudishness and "Uummm are you really sexualizing women? Yikes, that's like, sooo icky" from someone who used to post butthole picsThis is unfortunately the biological programming of women, they see all other women as competition, even if they're not real. Giving just them attention? Totally fine!Valve has a reputation of being a boy's club but that's actually a good thing. Imagine if TF2 has a community mod that freaked out over Fempyro or Femscout.>>586236328It's vapid consumerism nicely summarized in one photo>cosplaying as a popular mass marketed character for probably no other reasons than it's popular and people fap to her>holding 2 other brand name products just because they're also popular as a meme>trying to smile but can't do more than a lip curl>zero wall decorations>next to retro record player and records she probably doesn't even use, she just bought them because they're trendy
>>586236328yes, it's 3dpd.
>>586210232
>>586220938Show the seethe plz
>get complimented on my loadout>do random taunt> another guy ”yooo you flexing on me, stop mogging haha”Think might’ve found my forever loadout.
>>586197436>>586220938Holy.Based.Zesty truly is the dark knight of tf2
>>586210637>needing all 4 shots on someonenever actually happens unless it's a heavy, missing the full meatshot or it's an overhealed class+ you're still reloading the full clip in less than a second
So Zesty now has his own Emporium. wouldnt it be funny if he meddled in the Europa update?
>>586237571repeatedly breeding midna
>>586237571Why are you trying to rushdown someone with a bad shotgun with a tight-spread choke on it that requires even better point blank aim than the Scattergun to actually hit someone with? If the gun was any good for anything but poking people for 30-40 damage at mid range, scunts would be using it more in their typical rushdown playstyles. I see more Scouts running the fucking Back Scatter and nerfed BFB than the fucking Shortstop even.
>>586237571>you're still reloading the full clip in less than a secondthe reload is over a second and a half long
>>586238172the damage is way higher than 30-40 per shot, i don't think you're hitting your shots at allsure, at close blank range you're better off with stock, but it has way less spread at midrange>>586238252still faster than having to load all 6 shots in other scatterguns
>>586238458midna's ass cheeks clapping on my dick
>>586238458>still faster than having to load all 6 shots in other scattergunsyou get 3 shots back in the scattergun in less time than it takes to reload the shortstop, and the 4th shot barely takes longer, all while doing more dmg and getting the benefit of rounds reload, which means you aren't stuck without any shells loaded for a second and a half
>>586238458You are only doing 30-40 damage at mid-range. You can genuinely test this.
to whoever is closing the pool in casual, thank youfirst i hated it, but now i realised, this is one way to really make valve re-consider matchmaking
>>586240238if it didn't work years ago during the decade long bot crisis, it's not going to work now
>>586240471that whas simply blamed on cheater bots, they dint point out the failures of the casual system, all these bots simply do is just use casual as its intendedi hope they keep going
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>586240670retard
>>586241613nag, retards are people who are complicit in this, cheating bots are disruptive, while these idle bots genuinly do nothing wrong, they use casual exactly as its intended
>>586241819>>586241613
>>586235803>"""""subtle"""" it wasnt subtle at all she just outright threatened to cut back on community interaction. for some reason her framework was that a CM doing their job and interacting withthe playerbase is actually a privilege that must be earned
https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/1xjk0v1/my_son_really_got_into_tf2_this_year/>TF2 players are now becoming dads who are raising another generation of TF2 players
>>586244047so how's he gonna play it when casual is botted again
>>5862413013
fool find the gargoyle
>>586247797cute
>>586247797been lovin these posts
give engineer the family plan shotgun
>>586227647Maybe you're just bad at the class, use the Tomislav instead.
>>586251097the only family planning needed is fempyro bent over a dispenser
>>586236956https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I9knvF6XSi4
>>586247797this is clearly two olivias in a trenchcoatmaybe more
>>586251689imagine
mapping vex's moist cavity
>>586227840>>586228371Shartyfags are too busy trying to do their "dox every porn artist for November" gayop to deal with thisPlus they play on Castaway
there are married tf2g users even with kids meanwhile i'm 33 and a virginsigh
>>586227840bots are... le back...?
>>586256957these afk/not connecting bots have been around for a month now, tf2g is just slow to notice and other social media platforms don't want to admit that tf2 is fucked until it becomes socially acceptable I tried reporting one to see if steam jannies would kill him (gdpr lets you track your reports steamcommunity.com/id/(youridhere)/gcpd/440/?tab=playerreports) but doesn't seem to be the casehttps://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199559426353
>>586257681hope they keep sneeding casual, one day something WILL happen we will return!
it's time... for the parkour captcha.
>>586197436>>586220938/ourguy/ has finally received his first self-mades o7
https://youtu.be/ciL7OKWSu10?si=vt7joS3wZjefmDhbThis is probably the most used soundtrack in YouTube video essays and in-depth explanations for video game glitches
>>586262463
>>586262619Why are they so fat?
>>586262463>Soldier turns into Leon from Resident Evil when he becomes a womanKek
>>586257681holy shit i didn't know this was a thing>no data stored for soldier/demoman warLIARS
>>586262463>>586262619>those "women"twitter and tumblr trannies really hate drawing proper female features huh
>>586264013problem bongy?
happy spooky daydont start fucking pumpkins now
DamnitI want to get my last merasmissions in but nobody's fucking playing I got like 5 fucking voodo souls in a row. it's very annoying.
>>586272592Fat people aren't attractive.
If you stand in front of a mirror and say quickplay 3 times...*gulp*...you will summon Jill and he will curse your game to an eternal queue time...
>>586274827false
>>586262619would have baby make sex with femgie>>586256957>>586275639literally built for baby making sex
market garden my beloved
zestyislive
>>586256957i wish i could dress like this
>>586278625
>>586256957whore
>>586262463>>586262619would fuck all of them I don't give a shit anymore
Player Connecting.Player Connecting..Player Connecting...Player Connecting....Player Connecting.....
jhbein49fn9hbfd has joined the gamejhbein49fn9hbfd has left the game (Removed from match by system)
fat fempyro ass blocking the tubes so no one else can join the server
>zestards beg to bring back quickplay>a finger on the monkey's paw curls>now randomly get matched into completely empty serversah, just like the good old days
TOTAL CASUAL USING NIGGER DEATHTOTAL ENDORSEMENT OF SUBHUMAN SCRIPT KIDDY BOTTERSWIPE CASUAL OFF OF THE FACE OF THE WORLD
>>586284552big sex with this big ass
>>586284552averi sex
>>586251225Still gonna have all the fundamental issues of Heavy even with the Tomislav.
>>586262463>>586262619>not a single feminine face>all man-jawed freaksIn the garbage it goes.
>>586201231>>586205497>>586227840lol zesty is so mad
>>586284549he doesnt like the bots but it might be the solution thats needed
>>586286859Zesty Desus
>>586286859he looks like a king of the hill background character
>>586286859yeah rtf2 is genuinly retarded, its something for non tf2 players not actual players
(You) did send an [URGENT] email to Eric Smith about casual, right anon?
>>586287029It IS the solution>silent majority gets fucked over by this greatly who just play casual>ultimately kills off the mode by making it unplayable>either ends up making community blossom as a result or forces valve's hand at addressing casual by doing the thing that actually matters, quickplay reversion, or fixing the issue concluding where nothing fucking happens afterwardsniggerish subhuman script kiddies or not, they are what this game needs BADLY and ultimately serve to completely rip apart the mode at its roots.
>>586287238*mouth full of cookies* I'll forward your email, thanks
>>586286859>I was banned for being mean...just don't be mean, you don't have to speak to the mentally ill.
>>586201231
>>586287362Casual has been around longer than quickplay and nearly half this game's life at this point. Valve just aren't going to revert it anymore and it's unrealistic to expect them too. I think people should be pissed as Valve for the fact that there's a lot of easy changes to could make to casual better and closer to the old quickplay system. If they were working on real improvements to the system over the years then I don't think people would have much of an issue with it as they do now but they just gave up after a year.
>>586288295nigger its still literally in the gamethey just need to turn on a few switches, thats itthe contractor can bring quickplay back in a week if his bosses at valve allowed it
Tf2bers...ASSEMBLE!It's time to post your #ReviveTF2 videos and send Valve an even BIGGER book with MORE signatures!
Seeing KOchat denizens seethe over Zesty's video brings me great joy.
>>586288742Casual right now be like:
>>586288295>Casual has been around longer than quickpl-don't care, fuck eric and his faggot fucking ass not going towards his higher ups to say:>"HEY, CAN WE POTENTIALLY MAKE THE EXPERIENCE FOR THE PLAYER BASE... BETTER POTENTIALLY?"after all the fucking bitching and shitting over a shittier system that will NEVER fucking EVER be better than its previous iteration no matter how match they slap in shit that makes it a LESSER QUICKPLAY SYSTEM
>>586288676Deadlockians how do we respond?
>fempyro gf watches you play while she draws :3
https://youtu.be/eAZcymzW6Fscurrent tf2 situation theme
>>5862887425
>>586289558
>>586288571>never flipped the switch immediately after mym when everyone hated casual>never flipped the switch in the time between mym and jungle inferno when casual was still a mess even after the hotfixes>never flipped the switch in the time between jungle inferno and blue moon when they were doing one final major overhaul to matchmaking>never flipped the switch in the time it's taken for the majority of the playerbase to grow ambivalent to the existence of casual>never flipped the switch when some random cuck made his 7 hour long magnum opus video essay 10 years after everyone stopped caringbut surely that switch being flipped is just one more video essay or reddit comment away, right my fellow chudlings?
>>586294417>>never flipped the switch in the time between mym and jungle inferno when casual was still a mess even after the hotfixes>betweenIt INCLUDED Jungle Inferno. I remember the Jungle Inferno release where NO ONE could queue into any matches because the servers were overloaded.My friend who had uninstalled TF2 for 5 years had reinstalled specifically for that update, and when he tried to play with us and none of us could queue, he gave up and never tried again. I NEVER will forgive them for that
>>586294417they dint because they wanted to make the game competetive for more $ 6 months before mym they changed the original developers with jill and cs go developers, when mym failed and jungle inferno as well they simply pulled everyone from the team bar jill to fix the matchmaker once in a whileyou could still acces quickplay months after mym with a simple command.they dint do shit because they are lazy and back then they where immune from any criticism
>>586294637tell it to eric smith and see if that'll finally make him flip the switch or just keep bitching in your reddit echo chamber forever and get nothing done except jerking off a bunch of other like minded cucks
why does valve love money but hate getting even more money by not pissing off their players by being tone deaf
>>586295075You're implying I didn't immediately do that back when the "contact the TF2 Team" form was still a thing, eat a dick
>>586295075>implying eric smith gives a shit>implying eric can do anything without going to the higher ups about it>implying eric actually has the balls to do something as controversial as that which could tank his bonuses and paybetter yet they're already on the issue since a dev changed a tag for the highest traffic issue on their github, but what the fuck are they going to do this time, do some shit tier patch work and hope for the best because THIS FAGGOT FUCKING MATCHMAKING SYSTEM needs to go.
>>586295249still there on the website, tell him how easy it is to flip the switch
>>586295168https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/fc440f30-c109-4b1a-be80-b664822f027avalve employees get raped by management if they arent working on le big new thing, if one of their older titles suffer and being bad publicity then they will assign either a contractor or just a guy for a little while to apply a band aid
>>586198002>>586199121behave
>>586295168>shit out another case with community asset flipping>get millions of dollarshonestly why bother trying when the whales keeps whaling lol
>>586295813baby making plaps with big shupo
>>586295813>>586295906this but baby making sex with both of them
>>586295629>i-it's so easy to fix it! j-just flip the switch and quickplay is back!>b-but uh...... i-it's actually really hard and they're not going to do it....>b-but they should, but they won't, but they can really easily, but it would be really controversial, but everyone would love it but uh umm uhhh...make up your fucking mind, faglord or has your favorite cuck not told you what to think about it yet
what is that thing that zesty got a medal for anyway
>>586296227nobody said it whas hard, why are you making shit up>>586296296hosting a art contest i think
>>586296296He (or more specifically his discord) hosted war paint contests and they let him have a medal too just because he was on the submission
LET ME FIND A FUCKING GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
>>586297581just wait 6 years for valve to finally fix the issue, enjoy your bot infested casual haven.
>>586297740is that a giant kerfus
>>586297740living in this giant catgirl robot's pussy
>>586297894works on my machine
>>586297740nightmare nightmare nightmare
>>586297935?
>>586297894baby making sex with nicole
Got another request done. Perfect timing for Halloween
>>586300181holy paizuri
>>586300181holy next OP right here
hahahaha #killtf2glad i cashed out earlier this year, fuck this game
>>586300181pretty nice
>>586300181(also I didn't mean to imply I drew it from the phrasing, just that I received a delivery)
>>586295813no
>>586295168the ultimate goal of any company is that you hand them money in exchange for nothing
>>586297581Works fine on my machine
>>586304123>singapoorejeez i wonder why
qrd on this whole MM happening?I don't play casual
Roughly half of all top scoring Snipers I run into are like this>All default, maybe gibus>Basic killstreak rifle but no Strange>Don't even bother with a profile pic much less completing their profile>Least subtle "subtle cheating" you ever sawAt this point I prefer the 9,000+ hour Sniper main who has Unusuals in every slot and their Youtube channel link on their profile
I NEED BOT HOSTERSSIXTY ONE
>>586304965I wonder how regular TF2's casual meta would change if rocket riding was a thing
>>586305150nothing would change because you would just get stuck inside the rocket and fall down with no speed because source 1 has major issues handling that sort of stuff.rocket jumping on the other hand, nobody knows how to do that, black magic voodoo nignog shit outside of the basics.
>>586305150Use the rocket jockey
>>586304694botters found a wacky way to tell valve servers matchmaker they want to get in but not really, causing player slots to always either be "player connecting/player lost connection" or their name greyed out and unkickable
hmm
>>586306546from the thumbnail i thought the pumpkin pile was a really fat fempyro
>>586306546god i wish that were me
Another very comfy camping spot. With the heal and ammo pack spawn, +50 HP from Dalokohs, and the damage resistances from Brass Beast, you can last a long time
Don't go to 2fort.
>>586307686An F2P newfriend has been inspired by my display of camp-osityTogether we will waste BLU's time
>>586307749I love 2fort!
>>586308161in awe at the sheer joy on that man's face
>>586308491Neat and saved
>>586304694my dick between those>>586306181and these
>all tf2 maps are now showing they're emptyum guys wtf
>>586308684tf2 is kill
>>586307749she looks like she takes advantage of shotas
gambling time lads place your betspulling for pyro wings
Been watching Tyler McVicker a bit again and it's interesting to see how much he's changed since the olden days.He used to be saying shit like "THE REASON IT'S BEEN TAKING THIS LONG FOR THE NEXT UPDATE TO COME OUT IS BECAUSE IT'S GONNA BE IN SOURCE 2!!!" and now he's apprehensive to calling codename TF a new team fortress game.
>>586308981wtf open plr right now it's all green
>>58630911310+ Candleers (none haunted)
>>586309274wait no it's regular payload sorry
>>586309113I opened all mine earlier this week and (after transmuting all the garbage) got another two paper bag masks I didn't have yet + a voodoo soul I didn't have yet + a bird head I didn't have yetNot too bad a haul
>>586309002would you still be my friend if i took advantage of adult men instead
Being a tf2 guy is perpetual humiliation.
>>586310545marking tf2 as a private game and inventory set to private, can't let the bros know I still stockholm syndromingly play this to this day..
crazy that once this was seen as needing holiday lock
>>586314451astronauts are so scary...
Imagine if they made it so placing a teleporter right next to a wall automatically rotates it so you don't tele in facing a fucking wall every time because ENGINEERS ARE FUCKING RETARDS.
>>586275639not fat and also strange choice to have her camel toe extend all the way in front of her leading leg
>>586316334you can see her love handles bro
>>586316334>not fatShe literally has a FUPA
>>586316439and I can see yours *squeeze*
>>586284552>>586287029>>586287362newfag retard
>>586316334>not fatamericano...
>>586314451>>586314827When they started accepting hundreds of Halloween items each year they just blanket restricted them rather than go through them one at a time out of laziness
>>586307749voluntarily going down there to breed hex maniac repeatedly, her moans filling the abandoned subway >>586316627also baby making sex with fatto
>>586297740ANTI ALIEN ALARM
>>586304965dead file
>>586316439>>586316501>>586316627>>586316627thicc, chubby even, but not fatfat is when it stops being visually pleasing
i'm fat
>>586318001>fat is when it stops being visually pleasingThey call that obese, anon
>>5863162846
happy gravelween
>>586318221obese is well past fat>>586321430cute!
>>586322531obese fempyro is visually pleasing
Helltrain is the best Halloween map.
>>586322531Yes, what I'm saying is you're confusing fat with obese. Obese is when it stops being appealing, but fat is after chubby and before obese
>>586323081For me it's the Badlands reskin because Badlands. But the Gravelpit one is hilarious with the spells too just because of how Gravelpit's points are laid out.
>>586323081>>586323546Crasher is the best Halloween map. Reskinned maps are bad from an ethical standpoint and we should've received Convoy as an official map instead of Helltrain.
>>586322680no>>586323228fat is when it stops being visually pleasingobese is when it starts being visually grotesque
I love bodyshotting people to death.
>>586323891But Helltrain looks really cool and comfy though...
>>586323891Crasher is the best Halloween map because it doesn’t have any gay spells.
>>586288676That's all they know how to do. Tranny-whine about him and gag any discussion of him. They do the same for a fair number of content creators they don't like, most of whom have since retired or disappeared. This type of behavior kind of started in the late 2010's when these childfucker trannies started getting into positions of power in various TF2-orbiting communities and forums. Anyone they deem to be terrible people, basically anyone who was around for the wild west era of the internet and wants to go back to those days, they take a hard stance on and try to quash any mention of said person. Three things came together to ruin the community experience of TF2; Discord, childfucking trannies, and woke cancel culture bullshit. And God forbid you try to fight back and inform the masses of the sick shit these trannies are up to, their fellow trannies will just push a false narrative about you to discredit you. Nothing would make me happier than to find out how these new bots work so I can contribute to the effort and spin up some more bots to swamp every single gamemode (not just payload) and put tf2 down like old yeller.
>>586325817wheres the awper hand
>>586288676It's sad how butthurt they are about Zesty that even a video about the Shortstop makes them seethe
>>586327613>rioters who destroy local mom & pop businesses and their own neighborhood because they're mad at CEOs in another city vibe
>>586328408It's the same as stock, same with the shooting star and the fortified compound.
can anyone better at math than me figure out the odds of unboxing the same item from pumpkins twice in a row
>>586309113the result: oops all pyro heads and 3 bull locks
>>586328567Those are not team fortress 2 characters.
>>586329351>zombie archimedes>coffin kit>crone's dome>brain maggotgood pulls
>>586330128They are. They're minor characters from the TF2 comics that you may have missed if you didn't read them thoroughly.
>>586330519the maggot items are so disgusting i transmute them immediately. fuck thatalso don't forget most halloween hats can be crafted into normal hats
>>586321430Happy Halloween anon, I've been saving all of these
>>586330607but soldier has funny voicelines tied to the brain maggot being equipped :(
>>586323891>>586328567>>586330548baby making sex with each of these
>>586331407They're probably my favorite Halloween voice lines in the entire game.
>>586331296scary witch!!
why the fuck is this thing in the craft pool
>>586330548Incorrect.
>>586331949lack of imagination for any other kind of promo cosmetic
>>586330548Correct.
>>586331296For what?
I'm so sick of getting Pyro cosmetics
>>586332336What do you mean "for what?" You don't need a reason to save something, just that you liked it.
>>586331452Scary Hat and I are gonna have a real big sit down talk about how wrong you are.
>>586329351GOT IT BITCHES
>>586333292Nicely done
>>586333292I think this set should be unrestricted simply because it's not flagrant like some of the other Halloween sets. Wings especially would go well with other cosmetics.
>>586332885You're probably never going to post it or see it again.
>>586334076*bzzzt*wrong
>>586333553no fuck that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCGlmoEKcag
>>586334674I'm not ready for the year to be over
>>586334751The past grows. The future recedes.Do you understand?
>>586335464Yes
Is /tf2g/ gonna nut this November?
The Shortstop should be reloaded whenever you reload a secondary pistol, it should be a weapon designed to synergize with pistols.
>>586335874dont worry about it
>>586335874i ami'm gonna nut to all the pics in /tf2g/
>>586335874I participate in Nonstop Nut November >>586336256BASED>>586336178baby making sex btw
>>586336256Go ahead then.
>>586336178I look at pics like this, and I wish anime were realBut then, if anime were real, it's not like a girl like this would ever want to date or marry me so I take back what I say and don't wish anime were realAnd then I realize I eould be denying people who want anime wives as well so I feel bad, but why do they get to have hot sexy cute anime wives and I don't...I don't know anymoreSigh
>>586336904If you don't think women would be satisfied with you, that's just a sign that you have high standards for yourself and want to achieve more. It means you're not proud of what you are (and that's a good thing -- pride is a deadly sin). So you should pursue a path of self-improvement and women will come downstream from that.Just bee yourself bro
>>586325817I use the Machina and the Huntsman
>>586332520What site is that?
>>586335874I'll abstain again to see if I can be my record last year. I think I made it to the last week last year. I'm going to end up hoarding a bunch of porn pics the whole time though.
CarateSniper secondaryThrow a jar of mysterious white liquidCoated enemies are slowed and cannot double jump or chargeCan be used to extinguish fires
>>586339573That's called Mad Milk
DISPENSER TOOK 12PUUUUUSH
>>586339573just give sniper his april fool's boomerang at that pointalso make the sandman good again but drop the hp down to 100 from 110also give the big earner a buff from 100 hp to 110
>>586335874I already did
>>586335874yes
>>586342832
>>586343636true
>>586342832>>586343740i just wanna grab that tummy
>>586343740I like both
>>586342832>>586343636>>586343740>*pomf*>"what are we gonna do on the belly anon?"
>>586342832>>586343636>>586343740built for baby making sex>>586344285fill it with babies
https://youtu.be/yD6NJlaA_fo?t=1661>Zesty says Reddit is killing TF2 by refusing to discuss the issues with the gamedesu he's right, one of the biggest problems with TF2 was the cultural inundation of redditors in the community.
>>586343636consider
>>586346151fat clown has no tits + built like eric cartman, BLEH
>>586346252seconded fat with no tits is a fucking travesty
>>586346151the arm fat rolls are killing it for me, sorry bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9grQmB2qXfsBig news from Tyler McVicker, he confirms that they are indeed working on the MvM updetto
>>586346591oh... wow... cool...
>>586346302this better?
>>586346998nta, but much bettershe gotta do some sqvats tho
>>586346998ridiculously better and impregnatable
>>586337530https://queue.tf-servers.com/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V3wsgg71u8Gameplay trailer for Mann vs. Zombies just dropped
>>586351273Thanks
>>586351665>CoD Nazi zombies in TF2it mite be gud but we have ZI already and the TF2 community could have a case of zombie fatigue. It depends on how different this mode is.
