first switch 2 dump editionLast thread: >>585286323OP template and News Archive: https://rentry.org/-hbg-archive-SAFE FIRMWARES-3DS: allSwitch: HW exploit (old v1 units): all; SW exploit (new & old units): 4.1.0; Modchip (v2 "Red Box" & Lite & OLED): allSwitch 2: 20.1.1 (maybe), 23.0.1Wii U: allVita: allPS5: 4.03-4.51 (PS4 fpkg) / 7.61 (BD-JB) / 4.51 kernel, 7.61 HVPS4: 9.00/9.60/10.0x/11.00/13.52PS3: all (CFW only for older models)-GUIDES and POST SETUP-https://rentry.org/Guides (archive.org for DMCA'd stuff)-LATEST NEWS->Switch 2[Oct 22] ns2jb (requires SmileBASIC4 and FW23.0.1) https://gitlab.com/pepsipu/ns2jb>Xbox 360[Aug 5] BadUpdate 1.3 https://github.com/grimdoomer/Xbox360BadUpdate/releases>PS4/PS5[25 Jun] ps4-hen pre-release-main-181 https://github.com/Scene-Collective/ps4-hen/releases[25 Dec] etaHEN 2.5B https://github.com/LightningMods/etaHEN[11 May] bdj-ipv6-hen 0.7 https://github.com/ps5-payload-dev/bdj-ipv6-hen>Switch[17 Jun] Hekate 6.5.3 https://github.com/CTCaer/hekate[17 Jun] Atmosphere 1.11.2 https://github.com/Atmosphere-NX/Atmosphere>Vita[11 Jul] Adrenaline 8.0.2 https://github.com/isage/Adrenaline[27 Dec] HENlo released (webexploit for all firmwares)>DSi/3DS[24 May] Twilight Menu++ 27.24.1 https://github.com/DS-Homebrew/TWiLightMenu[27 Nov] DSpico (flashcart) https://www.lnh-team.org/02 Apr] Luma3DS 13.4 https://github.com/LumaTeam/Luma3DS[17 Jul] 3hs 1.5.11 (like freeshop) https://hshop.erista.me/3hs-F.A.Q.->READ THE THREAD AND THE OP BEFORE POSTING (ctrl+f is your friend)>ALL SYSTEMS: the OP Archive has download links/sites for games>If you have an issue you probably have an outdated/messed up setup, make sure to read the guides before asking questions>This general is not affiliated with the /hbg/ discord, subreddit or 'shop', they just stole the name and GIF
https://gitlab.com/kurumuz/ns2jbsmile basic 4 enjoyers can dump firmware now(someone dump it, upload it and give it to me - my esp32 wont arrive for some days and i want to start probing for new exploits already today)
Can we finally say 'fuck all of the faggots who gatekept the exploit'? Immense progress has been made because one guy burned a single access point. More hands always makes less work.
>>585491972Retard here.What's the best way to do this? How do you use an esp32 with this? I have one because of FireRed.
Nintendo would raise immediate hell if the new Mario got ported to PC day 1 with the help of AI. Good thing that game is stuck is development hell.
>>585492481board sketchhttps://pastebin.com/AnZHjLajbootstrap_embedded.hhttps://pastebin.com/6u94NiXHvibecoded python web-gui to initiate commands and send writing commands to ithttps://pastebin.com/PHJNPRZxinstructions:https://pastebin.com/4MTu699r
Been on 20.1.1 since day 1. Should I update? Is the exploit exclusive to 23.0.1? And that SD card update that people are talking about, is that the same one from 20.1.1 or something different?
>>585494205no dont update, webkit exploit any fw version is being released
Can I install elden ring for free on my switch now
>>585495503Yes, but you have to use an unreleased exploit in the cartridge of elden ring, so go ahead and buy it first, hth
>>585492910Retardanon here. Either the first pastebin has horrible directions or my name is accurate. I can't seem to find USB CDC on Boot under Tools. Using the AppImage version of Arduino IDE
>>585497827Hang on, I got it. I have to write my own guide.
>>585492216same exact thing happened with switch 1Real hackers hack in silence 2 - electric boogaloo
cool that it happened but why deltarune that is already on PC? what's the long term benefit of doing that
Is Nintendo also using vibecoding to defend against AIslop hackers? If not, how do the expect to win the cat and mouse situation?
>>585498543attract troons to help with the project?
I was able to buy smile basic. How do I put nude mods in xenoblade 2?
>>585498865this but how do i install picross
>>585498982Every picross game is on switch 1. Just use eden.
>>585498543smaller games have less data to dump so the process finishes sooner and has less chances for something to go wrong
>>585498823makes a lot of sense, lol
>>585498543it has s2 exclusive content and apparently even cut content
>>585418774>"I, at least, deemed it not exploitable">"As it turns out (...), it was exploitable from the get go."And this is why you always disregard the retards that go "but <insert name> said that the security is perfect and it's literally an impossible never ever to get an exploit on <insert console name>!1!!1!"
>>585498543Smaller game and has Switch 2 exclusive content iirc
>>585500206in this case it is double funny because that dude is <insert name>
tools that work with switch code have already been updated for s2https://github.com/borntohonk/Ghidra-Switch-Loader/commit/b3bff3dSo dumps must be circulating privately at this point.
>>585500206that was obvious with anyone with a brain. You might have seen people argue otherwise here, but i'm willing to believe for their sake they were just shitposting knowing full well they were wrong. Anything for (You)s you know>>585500984atmosphere 2 when
>>585501276>atmosphere 2 whenthe usual amount of time
idk what server this guy's on but I saw this pic of a dumper tool.
>>585502987they mean discord server code W5Xwtc5YQa
So, do I go buy a shtich 2 tomorrow or not? I only care about piracy by the way, homebrewshit is for cucks
https://x.com/SrLinguicaVIVE/status/2114035441645039930Nintendo must be so mad that SmileBasic was the source of another exploit on their consoles, I wouldn't want to be in the dev's shoes kek
>>585503493Yeah they must be cleaning off their sweat with all of the fat stacks of cash they made these past days
>>585503294fomo?
>>585503597Japs are incredibly dented when it comes to "unauthorised tampering", homebrew and piracy, see the recent drama about the Tekken 6 PC port with rollback netcode. They're 100% seething even if this is giving a sudden cash inflow spike because they legit think that it means that they'll lose gorillions of dollars of game sales in the long run and because of their "how dare you do something that was not intended by the creators" mentality.
>>585492910Retardbro here I have to go to dinner soon, but this is the guide I've created so far to streamline the process a little bit.USING FEDORA KDE PLASMATools > board managerInstall esp32 by EspressifTools > board > esp32 > XIAO_ESP32S3Tools > USB CDC On Boot "Enabled" > EnabledTools > USB Mode > USB-OTG (TinyUSB)Downloadhttps://pastebin.com/6u94NiXHRename to "bootstrap_embed.h"Move this file to the folder located in Sketch > Show Sketch FolderClick Verify (the check mark under files) to make sure it compiled successfully. Compiled successfully means you'll get an output message similar to:Sketch uses 259673 bytes (7%) of program storage space. Maximum is 3342336 bytes.Global variables use 21592 bytes (6%) of dynamic memory, leaving 306088 bytes for local variables. Maximum is 327680 bytes.Tools > Port > Select BoardSelect the Upload button (Next to Verify)IF IT FAILSOpen TerminalEnter "sudo usermod -aG dialout $USER"RESTART computerIF RECIEVING THIS ERRORA fatal error occurred: Failed to connect to ESP32-S3: No serial data received.For troubleshooting steps visit: https://docs.espressif.com/projects/esptool/en/latest/troubleshooting.htmlFailed uploading: uploading error: exit status 2Change the USB cord you're using, change which port is being usedI'll be back to try this later, but I hope this is somewhat helpful.
>>585503294Nah, if we get a kernel exploit someone will eventually work on the emulator
>>585502987r/switch2hacks, someone named hexa is developing a dumping tool capable of ripping game cards, digital game files dlc, updates, etcrelease should happen soon (TM)
>>585505806the firmware dump guy also says he will fix romfs dumping
My twitter is full of retarded grifters really getting a kick out of>Whaaaat? Sony wants you to update to the latest firmware to use their online features? This is the first time in history that has happened and is really bad for consumers!
>>585506416Go back
>>585506416>TwitterThat was your first mistake.
>>585505806post yfw you're not the guy that went "ehrm this means nothing, it's just userland!!"
>>585506416this is true for the switch, even the 2? On release I updated to 21.X and erased wifi. All carts except let's go pikachu asked for an update after that.Now that I updated to 23.X I went ahead and got those updates, but I'm scared the OoT cart will be the same
>>585509757>the guy that went "ehrm this means nothing, it's just userland!!"he's been having a schizo meltdown since Thursdayhe might actually kill himself once people figure out piracy in a few weeks/months
>>585509838it's true for every game/system since the x360 at least, which is why every physical game comes with the required firmware to run it already on the physical media it uses, so that even if offline you can update your system to play that game
>>585510717is this tru?
Are there any working freeshops for the switch left? Tried looking but the more famous ones apparently all stopped working.
>>585510883hmm I see I misread then as I don't think my issue was with updating to latest. I was talking about how an old switch 1 game wouldn't run on the latest switch 2 firmware, tested only after updating and taking it offline. I don't know what updates were required for botw of all games, I just know I couldn't play my cart without internet
>>585511215i think the thing here is>On release I updated to 21.X and erased wifia thing switch 1 also does is knowing that a game needed an update even if you just got it and never connected online when you did, but given you did go online before the system got that knowledge and then hit you with the update nag anyway.It's some kind of database the system has, it's weird.
What are you guys going to do first when you can properly mod your Switch 2 ?I'm going to move all my saves from Switch 1 to Switch 2, and install Moonlight for PC games.
>>585512602Imma play Sports Resort for free.
What are the odds until dawn 2 will ship with a firmware below 14.00?
>>585512602I'm gonna use AI to setup a botnet that forcefully looks for any other hacked Switch 2s connected to the internet and bricks themI alone deserve to have a hacked Switch 2
>>585512602I just want to use it as an emulation device.This is already what I'm doing with my switch 1, but I would like gamecube and PS2 emulation.And obviously it will probably be capable of more.
>>585513298Not likely
>>585513374based based based
Will there ever be a way to play online games with a jailbroken PS5? It feels weird that it's impossible right now especially with how many games are cross-platform.
>>585514039You buy a second console, same as ever.
>>585511567ah that makes sense, fucking nintyeither way I updated now so I have no problem playing anything>>585512602I already transferred all my saves via a 19.X hack that was around for the 1 when the 2 released kek but I'll actually wait for piracy before actually installing homebrew>>585513374instead, make them only capable of playing picross
>>585514187I don't have a second console. Imaigne if Playstation wasn't so retarded and just let you run PS2 and PS3 games on the PS5 I wouldn't need to make a decision in the first place.
>>585514484It could have been a feature they sold on the pro model lol. >"This feature is meant for ADVANCED users to use. Only the pro can handle emulation of the cell."Instead they're busy chasing Ls.
>>585514484Most digital PS1/PS2/PSP games you've bought previously carry over for free to be playable on PS5 or can be purchased, and they have a catalog of PS3 games to stream.
>>585514968>STREAMING ps3 games
lol who streams games
>>585515108Xbox are now charging hourly for people to do it kek.
>>585514929I would've brought a Pro model for that. I could jailbreak a PS4 I suppose, but I'm scared there won't be another opportunity to jailbreak a PS5 in the future.
>>585515738I imagine the next jailbreak will come when Claude finds another major leap in coding. So, sometime next year. It might be safer than to wait for that. The PS6 will be out by the end of that year, so Sony will move their focus elsewhere. Worst case scenario, you will need to wait until PS5 FW 20.00 gets released and you are told to not update anymore.
>>585516759The smart thing is to just update my PS4 and PS5 as per usual then. Since iirc the latest version of PS4 can be jailbroken anyways. The PS5 will be the much better console to jailbreak especially when my goal is to have one console that can hold all my whole physical library, but since I have to hold 2 consoles no matter what it's better for me to keep my latest one to play online with my normie friends.If I were to hypothetically jailbreak my PS5 would I be able to ever update it and use it like normal or would I get banned the second I do?
>>585517393If you can connect to PSN with the jailbroken console , you do run the severe risk of being banned. But, it depends on how much Sony cares and if your console sends reports automatically. If you don't use cheats online, you may be able to get away with it. A complete format of your console before updating it is the recommended practice.
>>585517876I assume I will be able to get all the data and previous downloads back post reformatting so I should be good. Just mildly annoying because I already jailbroken my PS4 to test it. I don't really cheat or anything. I literally just want an all-in-one PS machine. I was attracted to some mods like 60 FPS Bloodborne but that's honestly about it. Don't know if they even care for single player.
>>585519565Oh wait my jailbroken PS4 is fine because that will stay jailbroken I'm getting everything confused lol anyways thanks anon.
I would rather play with my wife than play with a Switch 2 if you know what I mean. I'm not an incel anymore so all of this isn't that exciting to me.I'm going to kiss her boobies!
>>585521728>playhow big is her dick?
>>585521728Jailbreaking a Switch 2 doesn't really fix all the problem the console has in-terms of ergonomics anyways. I hope you have fun with your wife!
I've been checking out chinkhelds for a while and then it hit me, I'm retarded and I already have a hacked switch. Anyone here tried psx/psp games on their switch, from some basic googling it sort of sounds like it sucks and doesn't help me much.
>>585485472You have a switch 1 WITH A BOOTROM EXPLOIT that can update and get new games. This switch 2 userland exploit doesn't compromise keys so when a new update is released nintendo will rotate their keys and you can't decrypt the newer games. In fact even dlc might require a different FW
>>585522040Psx and PSP retroarch cores both work well on switch 1
>>585521728God I hope I never meet a wife/romantic partner. Imagine losing your joys in life because of a woman.
ps4 14.00 wen... i beg
>>585522269You will feel lonely though.
>>585491515>3DSAbout time I do this to my 3ds.Let's see how much I manage to fail.
>>585529119do we know what all bubbles mean now that we have dumps?
I was following the Switch 2 homebrew scene until I realized that I own a Steam Deck and everything I'd want to play I already own.
Retard here. Trying to use this:https://gitlab.com/kurumuz/ns2jbbut when I run "node run.cjs" it juts says V=START(39380,192,168,1,3) and doesn't give me the 4 sets of numbers to type in. Any ideas?
>>585522052Would a kernel exploit be able to compromise keys? I'd assume not since PS5 pirating gets limited to the last exploitable firmware but maybe the switch firmware is different.
>>585531159no. kernel wouldn't be any more useful than what's already out. You'd need to exploit the trustzone or even the bootrom to have a chance of extracting keys.
So you don't need SmileBasic anymore? What game do you need to have downloaded now?
any idea if switch 2 game decomps are possible or am i gonna get my head bitten off for asking by console fags and possibly anti-ai fags as well?
>>585532914No because we don't have access to rom dumping. Yet
>>585532914anything is possible if you pay a lot of money
>>585533112>pay hundreds and thousands of dollars for the chance to pirate a $80 game
>>585512602I'm going to hack it, then put it back on my entertainment center where it's going to collect dust until Pokemon comes out. Just like it was going to before it got hacked lmao.
>>585532914It depends but I think emulation up to 23.0.1 is possible and once an emulator is out someone can slop a decompile
>>585532914Real answer:Technically possible, but it depends.A lot of the quick AI slop-comps are possible so fast because they're windows, and/or built on publicly accessible libraries. The game code itself is already going to take a long time, but a lot of code is going to be built in libraries that handle common functions, or anything related to rendering graphics. You can absolutely brute force your way through every single library and SDK function, but it'll take a long ass time.I can speak personally. Depends if someone's willing to buy 4 $100+ claude subscriptions for a year to do it lmao.
>set up openwrt 90DNS>my regular switches are blocked>but my switch 2 is still able to connect to the eshop and download a sample game remotelyWhat do?
>>585537296set 90DNS on the switch 2
>>585537517Why would I need to do that if I didn't change anything on my regular Switches?
>>585528245That wasn't too bad.Just need to figure out how to dump games on it now I guess.
>>585500374<insert name> is scrotumthis guy never said the shitch2 was unhackable, he even helped gezine before
>>585537296Reboot your switch 2. It has cached DNS entries.
we need him backwe need another cubic ninja
Warm boot cfw within a month. Thank you ai!
>>585541216i am trusting the plan brother
>>585540395>LGBT community leads the way in hacking>/hbg/ does nothing but complain until we actually need themI for one am thankful for luma on the 3DS every day and so should you.
>>585532914Decomps are a entirely different beast from recomps. At this moment in time, no. PlayStation games can be decompiled rather quickly (speaking relatively) because of the hardware already being well documented. The switch 2 doesn't have the level of documentation as say a PlayStation 2 has for instance.
Has anyone in this thread actually successfully run the Switch 2 exploit? I went back and found what I believe are all of my typos and fixed them but I'm getting "Wrong number of arguments in 0:52" as a result after inputting the V=START(...) section with 9 comma separated arguments like the terminal on my PC is showing.
I just want Fortune's Weave on my PC, bros
>>585536465do we actually have collab groups like a dozen real devs on $200 claude max actively steering a single project like the chinese are doing?
>>585543091Tell me when you do, I've been having issues for myself. Although I'll probably just wait for the webkit exploit at this point
>>585544359I saw a PS1 decomp that was done by 1 guy with like 2 $200 and 3 $100 subscriptions. Haven't seen many teams doing it personally. I think it'll take a bit for things to cool down. People to have developed the process, and for the people in it just trying to get attention to leave.
>>585546143retard here. why wouldn't you just do it on one subscription?
>>585546276Because even the highest tier still has limits, and it's cheaper to get another subscription then to start buying API credits. Don't know why more not more $200 subs though. Might be in order to make sure each has completely different contexts.
>>585543091I got it to run, the current demo doesn't do much, I'm gonna throw deepseek at it and see if it can figure out more fun stuff to get out of it.
>>585546649yeah i guess western and eastern cultures are different. also unfair that chinese can get black market claude max subs for pennies and they divide the work properly amongst those who have different game dev domain strengths
Speaking of AI, what's a good one that isn't cucked? I keep trying to figure out running this exploit or porting it to nodejs for windows or something but Claude keeps being a little bitch
>>585547572>that isn't cuckedAny Chinese model, however Claude is the best until the Chinese reverse engineer it and make it open source which is a matter of time. So for now you're stuck with Claude.
>>585547825heard frontier labs can stop distillation now?
>>585546839stroking my chock to this poststill gonna play it whenever it gets ported
>>585546839lil bro thinks people play fire emblem for the plot
>>585549951I find>Her child-like form is a copy of a blind human girlto be very hot
>>585547825Could AI reverse engineer other AI?
>>585549951>playing fire emblem for the joke of a so-called "strategy" game
>>585531060more up to date bootstrap.bas in that fork, now run command is the same every time
>>585550992Well the way the Chinese are actually doing it is that they're sending millions of prompts to US models and recording their outputs to copy their chains of reasoning, and train their own models. So like 99% of their technology it's just copying what others have done and calling it their own.
>>585547572Sign up for OpenRouter and use something like omp to connect to it, check out Deepseek and GLM in terms of models, they aren't cucked and will do whatever you ask them to do
>>585549093>>585551171Fire Emblem being a tumblr game now is so depressing. Shit was peak before the 3DS era. Oh well that's what installing emulators is for.
I play Fire Emblem to stroke my cock and S rank bitches
>>585512602do a nand backupI'm gonna buy OOTHopefully we have emunand by the time of 3D mario and Pokemon gen 10
>>585552615Which is good because if you think all these AI companies aren't going private and putting massive paywalls on their shit after the bubble pops, think again.
>>585551976Oh, wouldn't have thought of that. Thanks anon
>>585553782i've asked both to crack CAD apps before and they push back unfortunately. this was on opencode. is openrouter any different?
>>585546682how does the latest deepseek compare to opus 5.5? i might put in some credits and use opus as purely an orchestrator
Not to burst anybody's bubble, but unless Nintendo somehow managed to fuck up their own microkernel implementation, this isn't going to lead to a kernel exploit. ns2jb lets you run arbitrary code inside the sandbox the OS grantss to SmileBASIC (or WebKit, in its case). Don't expect to be able to run anything except mods and "hurr durr kickass homebrew" for the foreseeable future, or possibly ever.Believe me, I'd be overjoyed to be wrong.
>>585557813I've been having no issues using them on openrouter for hacking (Switch 2) related stuff, haven't checked for like actual piracy but I reckon console hacking/modding should trigger similar safeguards if there were any.>>585557915I wouldn't be able to say, I use Opus/Sonnet a ton for actually writing code but whenever I need to work on something that would trigger Claude's safeguards, Deepseek and GLM has been really solid as well.
>>585558669can already dump games and playing the dumps isn't out of scope, the problem is being locked of higher firmware games
>>585558669>hurr durr kickass homebrewIf that includes emulators then I'm more than happy
>>585559186gta 6 and zelda dumped and recomped day1 hopemaxxing
>>585558927Dumping games yes, actually playing the dumps, not so much. Having read/write access to fs means you *can* hook into the kernel module and intercept/modify data, but it doesn't bypass signature checks. If you try to replace the exefs and romfs of one game with ones dumped from a different game, the kernel won't accept said exefs if it doesn't match the target game's signature.Don't get me wrong, it's a good start, but if Scires and company weren't able to find absolutely anything that looked exploitable in the process of recreating the Horizon OS kernel from scratch, I have my doubts that this will amount to anything more.
>>585559696have any dumps made it public? would love to poke around duskbloods
me want dumps of all the .kips and .nso0 exefs of system programs (full firmware dump)
lol turns out the switchis cant even open and link a new thread
>>585558669>get all sysmodules>have ai bruteforce methods>find kernel exploit>crack encryption with quantum computing>????>profit
>>585491515Should now bePS5: 11.60 (PS5 fpkg) / 13.60 (linux/game dumps) / 14.00 HVAlso the PS3 is getting CFW for newer models like super slimAnd the news needs to be updated for everything now that we have people here for switch 2/ps5, it's a new era
>>585562996Let's assume you do gain kernel-level access by some miracle. What are you hoping to do about pointer authentication or TZASC?Hint: Without finding a way around those, you're not getting game piracy.
>>585563743>What are you hoping to do about pointer authentication or TZASC?Let Claude figure it out
am i too late for getting a switch 2 this week or is it still possible to do the exploit on an NA account?also can i be banned for save editing my acnh file on a legal copy and going online?
>>585558669Dude, even michael said it allows running code. The blogpost says you can load any main from the nca as long as main.npdm check passes. It's fucking happening.>>585559696>We’ll use this capability to launch our own code using ro’s NPDM. As mentioned earlier, ro’s NPDM gives it permission to invoke kernel SVCs like SetProcessMemoryPermission, MapProcessCodeMemory, and MapProcessMemory. In this case, we’ll use MapProcessMemory to create a writeable view of fs’s existing code. We can also dump fs’s code by reading this view.This can map executable code with ro, gg
>>585565681>am i too late for getting a switch 2 this week or is it still possible to do the exploit on an NA account?idk how the workarounds posted in this and the previous threads if still work but you could check. regardless, it's been said that the exploit works on other games probably>also can i be banned for save editing my acnh file on a legal copy and going online?they most likely have checks for this yeah
>>585563743>pointer authentication>TZASCNothing is impossible with ai now dude.
>>585563743Be specific. By "access" do you mean arw? ace? Don't vaguepost.Then again, if you weren't vagueposting you'd be honest about the existing capabilities.
>>585563743Two Nintendollars™ have been deposited into your account.
switch 2 hack wen has become switch 2 hack nowamazing, AI truly is accelerating things
>>585559696>but if Scires and company weren't able
I miss the days of the 3ds where any old exploit guaranteed you complete control of the entire systemHorizon is so locked down even with fs control you still aren't any closer to actual cfw
>>585570046that's not a thing that happened on 3DS though, new hacks routinely locked you into userland until new breakthroughs were made
>>585570046i miss turning on my wii u, going to hackmywiiu.com and clicking "hack my wii u"
>>585570357Web exploits are top cozy
AI could never do anything novel
>>585570046>old exploit guaranteed you complete control of the entire systemnot if you were above 9.2 in 2015
cakes cfw when
Any 4.x chads here?I have an pkg file for a game, and another .pkg for an apparent backport.Does this seem legit? I've never seen a single backport guide mention a possibility for pkg backporting
>>585572256I'm 4.03 and have been installing ps5 fpkg backports from the site, they work with the discord k stuff and shadowmount+ >never seen a single backport guide mention a possibility for pkg backportingbecause fpkg ps5 has only been around for like 6 weeks
>>585571931their switch 2 bricked allowing deepseek to mess with it without them watching
hmmmm
>>585581135Damn. 0 actual games.
>>585581135Yeah, I'm happy to hear about switch 2 progress but there is currently nothing on it I want, I can wait for them to figure out how to crack the whole thing open before I buy one, I'll be over here playing some more 20 year old games in the meantime
>>585572529if fpgk an actual file type?I have etahen, kstuff and shadowmount all loadedI installed the game and backport but it fails to start
>>585581135pokopia is the only one i'd play as soon as it's dumped, the rest is a "eh maybe"
>>585582851girls arent welcome here foid
>>585582552don't use etahen it fucks with kstuffyou need kstuff-fpkg-1.13-dr-test6.elf
>>585581135All garbage but i‘d play metroid ravenous
>>585583939too bad it won't be dumpable
>>585581226mkw was fun but I've had my filldk I haven't finishedeverything else is enhanced switch games, I got physical xenoblade 2 s2 version a few weeks ago
not gonna lie, i have reversed piracy stuff for people for switch 1, and i am kind of doompilled on switch 2.i dont have much faith we are going to be able to persist through future firmwares, let alone get any dumps worthwhile as everyone panicked without buying games, and wont be able to buy games, so piracy operation is dead in water anyway.i probably will just update my switch 2 to 24.0.0 whenever it releases and not care about homebrew or piracy for this consoleunless we magically break the psc / falconOS again
>>585583372erhm that's not very inclusive of youi'm a male (male), i just liked dragon quest builders and i know pokopia is basically builders 3
>>585586381OK bye
>>585588063you're supposed to get concernpilled and not hack the switch 2
too much is coming out I missed this
>>585583429Super thanks buddyIts working now
>>585571931You'd think they'd learn that a nand dumper needs to be the homebrew you need to make first.
>>585567551>>585569981Oh.Well, shit, I couldn't be happier to be wrong, thanks Nonas
you think Reisyukaku still posts here?
>>585591170i think he actively avoids anything related to nintendo after it was retroactively leaked he was the main developer of sxos
>>585591170Dunno, but he's deep in the Poké Autism now.
>>585591530I actually missed anything to do with him since the 3ds era, didn't know that or maybe I forgot
So, buy a switch 2 right now? I wanted to buy a cheap one on vinted, but I have no idea how long it would take to arrive. How does the SD cancer work, do you seriously need to update your firmware to make the SD shit work?
>>585591703>Was using a private fork of ns2jb by accident so this doesn't work, give me a minute.
>>585591703luddites BTFO yet again
>>585592930>How does the SD cancer work, do you seriously need to update your firmware to make the SD shit work?Yes, exFAT is a licensed technology, so Nintendo is saving pennies by forcing only the users who want to use exFAT cards to download the driver for it instead of including it in the system by default and paying the license for every single system sold.
>>585591703Should Switch 2 homebrew have a naming theme of weights or recipes?
>>585591703Someone with a working ns2jb rig needs to dump Mario Kart World and publicly release the rom so people can finally datamine models, music, etcIt's been shown to be possible but none of the homebrew discords want to share files to avoid getting taken down
>>585593520this has been the case since switch 1 btwbut there were homebrew solutions to install the exfat support without downloading it from nintendo
>>585593887So, is it a safe gamble to assume that you'll be able to format it on a PC pretty soon?
>>585593869that's normal, give it time. Hell, honestly i'm surprised at how fast things are going already
the dumper came out 30 mins ago how come the whole library hasn't been dumped yet?
but....switch v2...?I don't wanna modchip...
>>585594571Back of the line, peasant.
The real shit's incoming
>>585594079wdym? you can format as exfat on pc right nowif you mean like, installing the drivers to support exfat on switch 2 through unofficial means, i don't know if we have or will have that deep level of system access
>>585595012I'm so lost. Won't you eventually need to use a SD card to hack it? How would I do that if I never got to format it using Nintendo's official method? I have no idea when my switch 2 would arrive, so an update could release by that point and make me unable to use SD cards forever.Honestly, fuck this garbage, I'll just wait for emulation this gen. At this rate it wouldn't surprise me to see actual emulators before CFW
>>585595479How it works on a hacked Switch 1>Put FAT32 SD card in Switch>Go to update firmware>Select the FAT32+ExFAT firmware>Now all SD cards work
>>585563120Ps5 is 13.60 though gramps
>>585595684I still don't get it anon. Doesn't the switch 2 use express SD cards? Or can I literally just format a regular old ass SD card on my hacked switch 1 and have it ready to be used on the switch 2 for eventual exploits?
>>585583372more than you
>>58559592611.60 for fpkg that's coming to 13.60 / 14.00 in a couple months after Sony approve disclosure
>>585595479>I'm so lost. Won't you eventually need to use a SD card to hack it?theoretically you might be able transfer and keep all your stuff in the 256GB internal memory but in practice SD cards will be the default>How would I do that if I never got to format it using Nintendo's official method? you wouldn't, unless someone finds a way to install the exfat card patch through network/usb/regular fat32 sd card on an exploited system>I have no idea when my switch 2 would arrive, so an update could release by that point and make me unable to use SD cards forever.indeed which is why people are downloading the update right now as soon it'll be too late
>>585596004Switch 2 games will bottleneck and run slow on standard micro sd cards.
>>585596467It doesn't even support them. It just auto-copies any Switch 1 screenshots to the nand then ignores the SD card.
>>585596004Switch 2 only allows old SD cards to be used to transfer screenshots and videos from Switch 1 systems other than that they're useless
>>585596004>Take a microSD card formatted with exFAT (not microSD Express, microSD)>Go to System Settings -> Data Management -> Manage Screenshots and Videos>Press "Import from a Nintendo Switch Console's microSD Card"Press "Start">Insert the microSD card when it prompts you to do so>It'll ask you to run a system update, run it, reboot the console>The console will now work with both microSD and microSD Express cards>If you don't do this, the console won't be able to read neither microSD nor microSD Express cardsMake sense now? Do you comprende?
>>585594990based based based
>>585596787i tried this but it only accepts microsd from switch 1
>>585596929It doesn't have to be a microSD that was used in a switch, no.The only thing that's required is for the card to be formatted as exFAT in Windows. Even a completely empty microSD works for this. If it's not working for you, you probably have to wipe the card's boot sector with Rufus or Diskpart or whatever, the Switch 2 probably expects the card to be using a GPT partition table.
>>585597283I forgot to check this, will try later, thanks
>>585591703>cakes
>>585594990shieeeet nigga
>>585594571something something trickle down
>>585598341>rxtoolsI miss the good old days of CFW wars, bros
>Can dump games>No one has made the crack yetIdiots
>>585589164What is it?
>>585612769Following Pokemon in gen 5 after 15 years thanks ai
>>585572256>>585572529Yes, 4.51. But, it's still unopened. I assume it's on 4.51 because I bought it from Sony during COVID in March of 2022.How much of this playlist is outdated?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcKjA47Fz4k&list=PLn7ji3VsPy3HE5e4doy4_suGAuN9FKGKg
>>5856130542 years ago extremely outdatedLook at his newer videos from last 2 months and this https://gbatemp.net/threads/ps5-exploit-guide.613891/you'll want to use ps5 fpkg and backportsyou need kstuff-fpkg-1.13-dr-test6.elf and shadowmount +
I'm sure someone has already posted this, but whatever:If you want to know for sure if your Switch 2 has microSD firmware installed, go to System Settings -> Support and scroll all the way downIf it says B on (3), you have it, if it says A, you don'tYou should be able to solve this.
>>585612706just download more ram
>>585613874>You should be able to solve this.A = A dummy who doesn't have the exfat driver installedB = Bexfat
>>585613439>Look at his newer videos from last 2 monthsOnly apply to 7.0-13.40.
>>585614327they explain the recent developments in the scene the only difference is you'll be using umtx2 jailbreak instead of relapse jailbreakthe gbatemp guide has the infothe linux guide teaches you to self host umtx2 or just use the luasauce dns https://github.com/ps5-linux/ps5-linux-loaderhttps://github.com/idlesauce/umtx2
>>585582254Hate to break it to you, but this might be the best we're gonna get for a looooooong time if ever. Even if more exploits are found they're going to get burned so quickly we might run out of them before pokemon comes out
>>585586381Pretty sure it's going to be a combination of less privileged execution + glitching to break into more privileged rings from now on
>>585618796Is there any evidence fault injection will even help at this point?
My esp32-s3's finally came in and I was able to flash them with the auto-type posted earlier. Finally getting into actually running the exploit but always failing on acquiring the FS memory. Anyone else seeing this? Any tips?I've run it like 10 times now so I figured if it was just random chance it would have happened by now.
>>585626441Are you on the Demo?
>>585630057Nope, got the full version.looking at the acquisition.log file seeing "Error: Pinning storage was not created while the canary was pending" 23.0.1, exFat driver installed.
>>585540395followed
>>585624050I'm not sure actually, the mitigations and lack of precise control might stop it
>>585584131>I got physical xenoblade 2 s2 versionwe're you on 23.0.1 when you bought it? did the cart ask for an update?>>585630057is it confirmed the demo doesn't work? that old pic didn't convince me
>>585632097the demo works fine you just have to replace one address in bootstrap.bas the fs issue is due to sd
Alright I'm officially convinced some consoles have fundamentally different memory timing and won't ever succeed with the current scripts. I'm over 60 attempts and nothing getting to round 3. My switch is a newer model, purchased this week, and the S/N starts with 807. Can anyone else provide their S/N beginning especially if it succeeds for you?
>>585634081Mine is launch model starting with 503 but I'm genuinely scared to try the exploit due to fucking up, getting an error message and then ninty banning the console. But given your 60 tries maybe you know, does the exploit failing produce an error in the logs you can see in system settings? If not I'll be happy to try when I'm off work
Idk, I just don't trust these vibecoded projects to not fuck something up.
I'm not fucking around with my switch 2 until I stop seeing bricks
>>585634568With this exploit once you try it you should just assume you will be banned. If you want to go online just get a 2nd switch 2
>>585634568I can't promise what Nintendo has telemetry for. But no error or failure I've gotten has been at an OS level. I've had a couple lockups and plenty of failure notifications, but nothing that closed the app.
>>585634081Near impossible with wifi and even with good quality ethernet gear success rate is like 10%. Maybe you're just very unlucky.
So which game can we use now that basic is gone?
>>585635595Artemis VN games via lua but they need a save game exploit so aren't reliable.Or there's the undisclosed other game.
>>585635595As of now, nothing. Rumors of a physical game and a game-less webkit entrypoint floating around but no release yet.
>>585634081Launch day model, US, HAW504 starting. Also can't get it to stage 3. Am >>585626441 and >>585630591 guy.Just updated the bootstrap file to properly match Kurumuz most updated one since I was using an older one I guess and still failing.Doing it over Wifi and Ethernet to USB adapter doesn't play nice with the switch, don't really want to unhook the dock from the TV just to bring it over to where my computer stuff is set up.
Kid Icarus C-stick/Gyro patch for anyone who wants ithttps://gbatemp.net/threads/kid-icarus-uprising-c-stick-gyro-patch.685775/
How is the exploit causing nand bricks if all people are doing with it is running doom and dumping stuff? Does the exploit do nand writes as part of it's setup?
>>585636595>vibe codedUggghh
>>585637989that's how they hacked the switch 2 yes
>>585637989Would you rather they did it with punch cards?
>>585638471retard
>>585638631Cry about it, boomer.
so the smile demo is useless?
>>585637989JUST PINGO
>>585639229Supposedly, the demo can also work but the exploit needs some sort of port to it (according to the guy that released it).The problem with SmileBasic is that it's pretty much impossible to get now since Nintendo pulled the demo and full game from the shop.
>paying for hackslolmaodemo should be fine imo
apparently webkit exploits won't be usable for switch 2s past some certain version since Nintendo blocks it if the switch 2 can't check in after connecting to wifi/ethernet or you reboot the system too many times while offlineso if you didn't get smilebasic4 or one of the save exploit games (and the necessary saves for those aren't released before a new update) you're fucked
>>585645839>so if you didn't get smilebasic4 or one of the save exploit games (and the necessary saves for those aren't released before a new update) you're fuckedThe exploit has been confirmed to be found in many switch 1 games, the exploit simply has to be written for them. Also, by the time any CFW is even possible it may be a year from now or more. By then other exploits will be found.
>>585645839back to this "it's le unhackable" shit already?
Is one of these onn sd express good enough to put on my sw2
>>585646282>The exploit has been confirmed to be found in many switch 1 gameswhich doesn't matter unless you can do it without a save transfer, since you need to connect to Nintendo's servers to do it and once an update to fix the fs exploit is released you'll need to update before being able to do any save transfers (and Nintendo could block save transfers for the exploit titles before then too)>>585646386im not saying its unhackable, I'm saying a webkit exploit isn't something that'll work permanently
>>585646750yeah, they're fine, they're just unbranded lexar cards if i remember correctly
>>585647240>which doesn't matter unless you can do it without a save transferThe exploit doesn't even need smilebasic at all. So you won't need a save transfer either.
>>585646750I got one from Walmart a couple of days ago and put it into my switch 2, and it read/formatted it. So, they 'function' at the very least. Plus, 256gb was like 44 bucks.
>>585647502if it doesn't require a save transfer or another exploit then that's good, although it's gonna suck once the applicable game gets scalped to hell
>>585647696the dude vagueposting already mentioned that a mig will work just as fine. At the end of the day it depends on what they end up cooking and if all the vagueposting proves to be relevant or not.
>>585648852Isn't using a mig an instant ban? Fine for people who are all in on piracy I guess
>>585648852>the dude vaguepostingThat's not where the confirmation of the exploit not relying on smilebasic only come from.>>585418774>Smilebasic isn't a requirement, any entry point can be used for this, regardless of it being a S1 game, a S2 game or the browser. Obviously this was developed for this Smilebasic entrypoint so people will rush to get it, but know this can be ported to anything, the FS command exposing the vulnerability can be found pretty much everywhere.It's simply a matter of someone replicating the slop code that the AI developed and making it compatible with other games. It will take time to do but someone is going to do it eventually as this entrypoint gets burned over time.
>>585648852yeah but then you're spending another $75 or whatever a mig costs>>585649232you're not gonna want to connect to Nintendo's servers or you'll get the update prompt once one is released
switch 2 hot hacked yet or no?after ps5 getting gapped by ai i would have thought switch 2 would be next.
>>585652997It's coming
gezine
dont even care to hack the switch 2 fr. bought borderlands 1 goty, 2 goty, and pre-sequel goty for $10. feels good man.
>>585660341no cap lil bro
Anyone have luck doing battery calibration on their switch 1? I already power cycled the thing like 5 times and at first it died on 2X% and now it dies at 3X%. I tried checking in Hekate but it's also off as it reports 3X% percent with barely less than 3.2 volts
The kids updated my PS5. I didn't disconnect it hard enough.
Have any Anons done the exFAT license activation with a regular microSD card and gotten a microSD Express card to test if the exFAT activation workaround does indeed work?
>>585661514sounds like the battery is dying and needs to get changedfuck nintendo for being such pieces of garbage by making it a pain to change
habbening?
>>585661550Does the PS4 jailbreak work on the latest firmware? I already have jailbroken it but don't know how to get an external hard drive to work without updating the software.
>>585661669May we see it?
>>585662746he ain't gonna release shit, better wait for ai coders to do it instead
>>585632097I was already over firmware 23 after exploit discovery, idk if it forces an updated I think I just updated it manually to have everything updated
Whats the cheapest SD card express? i dont wanna waste 60 bucks on one and i dont have a normal one on me right now
>>585602192I'm trickling down the inside of your mom's thighs
i have 760mb of nca4 switch 2 firmware
>>585675180nutscashewsalmonds4
switch 2 firmware nca sethttps://mega.nz/file/SZ1GgBaZ#JwSGGMxQsnSs8WKJjjr7aRzRK-irV9eYSbnli9NG5Asswitch 2 exefs decompressed:https://mega.nz/file/aM9EABqR#f2AMs5rIefWmRddFZ7ZXHQMCDHAoOL18rq8TG8A1R8Ihere's the leak of firmware files
Claude, compile me a Switch 2 emulatorMake no mistakes
to decrypt nca4 you want thishttps://pastebin.com/ER6wVhxx
>>585681447that's some sort of jwt PS384
holy based
Sooooooooo... buy a switch 2 or wait for recomps? I only care about piracy and offline games, first thing I would if I had access to a free NSO trial would be to spam NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER and ban myselfAs it stands right now, I see very little reason to gamble on the switch 2 getting piracy first than PC funnily enough
>>585683024based edgelord
>>585683024honestly, recompilation meme unironically looking good to go right now.
>>585683156>edgelordI just don't want to pay to play laggy online with toddlers anon. Do you have any better ideas for banning yourself?
>>585683360>looking good to go right nowhttps://x.com/mkwrecomp/status/2114535288194429378
>>585661550Shit. been there. Live and learn. This is kids for you.
>>585683767looking good, they just have to factor in the PAC/cfi trap
>>585683767Lookin' good
>>585683767Gotta start somewhere
owo whats WCERTIF~1.DER
whats a:OEMEKPKAKEK
>secretkeys.cuckIs this video games?
hello what is this
Stop drinking alcohol and posting onegai
>>585686734>DugcikI read that as huge dick. Is it over for my unc brain?
someone needs to port borderlands 4 to switch 2 once it's possible even if it's terrible quality wise, only because it'd be funny
kernel soon
>>585691130what's the joke
>>585683767unironically looking good
>>585683767perfect for gorgeous looks, can push asap
>>585692865should've (You)'d everyone in the thread
>>585693020wasn't sure /hbg/ would have gotten the reference
I’ve been working on it for a few weeks but I think I may have developed a tool that can turn any NDS game that has WFC into DSi enhanced which allows it to use WPA. Testing right now on Pokemon Platinum but seems to be working.
Switch2Slide when?
>>585693110it's the most /g/ pilled general on /vg/
>>585693614damn, that's neat
>>585691923https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/borderlands-4-for-nintendo-switch-2-likely-axed-as-take-two-says-its-paused-development/
In a good world 4chan would be the place where the average user would actually HACK the stupid Switch 2. But no. You guys are useless. You're in the waiting room doing nothing.
>>585683767STOOOP
>>585695018sorry anon, I am only here for yaoi
I've been living on about 4 hours of sleep per day and have a hard time comprehending anything longform. Should I buy switch 2 for piracy right meow or not?
>>585696295Not yet.The train is moving fast but you have time to jump on before it's too late.
>>585696389Ok, thanks
>>585593575it'd be better than the french theme holy fuck that was cringe
>>585696295No, we live in the era of AI and decomps. Soon you'll just need a computer to play every game natively
>>585695018Im sorry i cant hold to your last boyfriend, i try to be as competent as AI, but it can just do thing that i cant...Im tired of getting compared to AI, i cant hold up this relationship with you any longer. My brain is that of a human, not of a machine.Humans are useless
>>585696643i got my first proper pc in 2016 thinking of this exact scenario, though i didn't foresee homebrew recomps and instead just emulation
>>585696643Extremely glad I got a 5090 at MSRP because I don't see the chip prices going down for many years due to datacenter demand. This thing is gonna last me a long time I'd say. Provided they don't add some other crutch tool for lazy fuck devs to coast on necessitating upgrades.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z4RkfBjvGg
now we wait
>>585699867this is boring, someone hack the talking flower or something
>>585699034>15 minute long video>says basically nothing the whole timegod I hate this fat bald faggot
>>585702129>man known for just reciting the news of the hacking scene for decades>DURRRRR WHY ISN'T HE SAYING ANYTHING NEWthat's a hole you dug for yourself
>>585702337I don't expect him to have anything new, the problem is he takes 15 minutes to trudge through a script that deserves 90 seconds at most.He obviously does it to hit ad revenue breakpoints and it's excruciating to sit through.
Can I install DD 2 dark arisen on my switch for free yet
>>585703130bro your x2? x3 or x4 too? Don't tell me you actually watch these "guy talking into camera" videos at normal speed
>>585704594I usually do watch at around 3.5x speed, it's still annoying and he's still a faggot.
>>585699034>>585702129I unsubbed from him long time ago. Only time I come across this vapid asshole is through here.
>>585703496yes buy you need to buy and use the new exploit game (dd 2 dark arisen) to do soI'm lying but it'd be funny if this was the case
>>585647240>(and Nintendo could block save transfers for the exploit titles before then too)Nintendo has started doing this for the demos of those VNs that will save exploits
>he didn't buy smileBASICoh no no no no bros
>>585715342someone said supernag has a bypass
>>585715342I did. Still waiting for the perfect tutorial.Is it worth to go in the Switch2hacks discord server btw?
>>585717298SameI'm actually too retarded to figure it out
>>585717749Waiting is our best option.
>>585715342They'll work something out where you only need the exploit once to install some other exploit which is used as the main entry.
>>585717298Give it a couple of weeks before fore a definitive guide is made. You got these people rushing in and bricking their switches.
>>585569981>the "trip" is in boldYou fool. If the trip is bold, then that means it's just part of the username. That's just a rando posting.
>>585722673Yep, for instance this trip won't be bold. That's how you know someone just typed the existing trip.
Prolapse, lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rogaUqAXGmU
>>585723659I'd kill for fpkg support for 12.00 and up. Everything I am interested in on orbit store are fpkg files.
bought borderlands collection for $10 and skyrim switch 2 version for $30 and remembered why i dont game on consoles.there's no point. gamepad controls for a majority of games are garbage and keyboard and mouse are so definitive you unironically cannot go back. it's rare that a controller is truly better outside of action games like dark souls (i still managed to play lies of p easily on keyboard and mouse). the controls alone really do just make games garbage. seriously, try playing borderlands, an FPS on the switch. it's miserable. luckily i didn't spend too muchhonestly i might just straight up delete my nintendo account (ownership is an illusion but people are not ready to hear that) and get rid of the switch 2. life is too short to use garbage tech.
>>585725518I was thinking about getting cyberpunk s2 but the battery life would be shit and I think I want to start modding the game anyway
>>585491515Switch 1 being wide open and having a steamdeck has killed a lot of my interest in switch 2 homebrew. Anyone run any benchmarks yet to compare to steamdeck or rog ally? Some low end dlss might be useful.
>>585723984I have a Q1 2022 PS5 sitting unopened brand new in box. I assume it's on 4.51 since it came directly from Sony. Kinda nervous to do anything with it but >>585614904 and >>585613439seem worth it.
>>585710027Chat is this real
>>585728151too lazy to post a screenshot but yeah, at least for cloud backups, if you have save data and try to go and back it up it says save data cloud backup is not available for this softwareit might still work for local transfers (it lets you select to send it on the switch 2 at least)
>>585661586I accidentally did that>Got S2>Transferred stuff from S1 to it>Put the SD card in to transfer the screenshots and clips>it asked for the update, so I did it>a day later I got an SD Express thinking it would have its own update>put the SD Express in>no update prompt>huh.tiff>went to settings and moved some game data from the console to the card to make sure it workedThe card was half price, but if I knew this before, I'd have waited for a larger one to get on sale kek
Planned firmware updates usually go out in 4 hours. While one that fixes exploits will likely be out of cycle, you should probably be prepared anyway.
>>585727326>Switch 1 being wide open and having a steamdeck has killed a lot of my interest in switch 2 homebrew.I'm really excited about it since the switch 1 is my emulation machine, but I've always been just a bit disappointed that it can't run the big boy emulators. Idk about benchmarks but here's a quote from a youtube comment> If you're upgrading from the Switch 1 to the 2, it's such a huge improvement, but if you have a PC handheld already it's really not all that impressive.
>>585732290I have the demos for sm4 and nora(be broke nigga), no nag or supernag, and gulag'd my switch 2. I haven't tried the jb yet but I should have everything as per what I've read the last few days.It's time to chuck this thing back into the closet
if you want to decrypt bl_1 and package2_1 for the switch 2 and get the keys and kips raw,go look in NSFUN_71002317a8 // "WriteBootImagesFromInstalledBip" ─ FUN_71002f5100(&dataId, type=4, buf, 0x10000) // look up the bip ID ─ FUN_71000e92b0(&db, 3) // ncm: open ContentMetaDatabase for BuiltInSystem (3) ─ db->List(..., type=4, idRange 0..~0) // up to 0x40 keys - 0 matches returns 0x49e; the caller treats that as "no bip", skips the write and succeeds - 1 match takes it - several takes the first key that passes check vtable +0xb0 (probably "has content"/active) ─ *dataId = key.id ─ layout = FUN_7100231bf4() // FUN_71002f5250: open boot storage 0, GetSize(); // layout = (size > 16 MiB) picks the 0xEFF000 or 0x1EFC000 package2 region ─ FUN_71002f50c0(dataId, layout, buf, 0x10000) ─ FUN_71002f5f80 ─ FUN_71000616b0("bip", dataId) // mount the system data from BuiltInSystem (storage 3) bip:/bl_1, bip:/package2_1
>>585733706ho lee
Don't care, not hacking. People still pretending that the Switch 2 has any worthwhile games are hilarious. Good games jump out at you. You don't have to go online making essays. You're playing them. I think it's rare to get good games that you can just sink time into anymore. For me the last one was unironically Red Dead Redemption 2. I know, movie game. But it was immersive. That's the level of immersion I look for. Tendie games are not immersive they are the same games we've gotten for years in a new coat of paint.
>>585733898The best games cost nothing
>>585733898Fuck off with the blogposting. No one cares that you don't care.
>>585733898Sorry, I don't speak retardese. Can someone translate?
>>585704594>>585704958why do you fags watch "guy talking into camera" videos at any speed
>>585735373tldr Fuck nintendo and fuck tendies.
>>585733898RDR2 is a walking simulator, i don't understand why it's such a big deal to people. Spend half an hour on a horse listening to the characters yapping at each other, shoot guys for five minutes, rinse and repeat for 500 hours. It's fucking boring.
>>585683767Somebody is getting raided over this
>>585686734>>585680792>>585681447Can we offline decrypt future games and updates with this or not
>>585736947probably not before full cfw
>>585736604I mean I guess I can see how you could think that if you didn't play the game at all lol
>>585737253Well, I think this is actually bootrom territory isn't it
>>585722673>That's just a rando postingif it was the real one would've said something about it, given he does read herebut please, let us NOT get into an autistic fight whether the guy is him or not, what matters is what's happening. And what's happening is that scires and his cabal were indeed wrong, nothing more to it
BRO!
>>585741559No... please god... Nintendo is over...
>>585736947No. Keys will rotate on update and this exploit doesn't compromise that.
>>585741559It's a scam. They were behind the axiom ns2 emulator scam as well.
>>585744652Yeah, but there is a set of keys used by the crypto engine or whatever, KEK, BEK or whatever it was, the prodkey shit all emulators require
>>585634081Pretty much. Are you getting the same number here for NewPersistantBytes? 14992The program is looking for a hard check of 13616> check(row.newPersistentBytes === 13616, 'Pinning allocation cost changed');
>>585733898This is a shitpost, right?Its hard to tell sometimes
>>585748576I don't think it is. He must be a straggler from /v/. 99% of posts over there are like that. It's like a stray zombie that wandered into the sanctuary.
>>585737295I tried my damnedest to like it but it's just fucking boring.
>>585747656It's a shame cause all I was trying to get was the Fortune's Weave RomFS so I can get the sprites and music files.Seems like nobody is sharing/uploading those anywhere?
Switch 2s are getting fucked even if you don't brickhttps://x.com/aaaarrrriaaannn/status/2114821442009550972
>>585749486I'm not fucking around with any of this shit until they figure out why it's happening and make it stable
>>585749486It fixed when he said he deleted the save data. I have a feeling he had typos or the save data got fucked up.Everything is working fine for me atm, despite my failed attempts>>585747656
>>585749486You fucking idiots. IT'S SLOP CODE THAT CAN'T EVEN BE INTERPRETED BY A HUMAN BEING. IT CAN'T BE BUG TESTED.If it wasn't it would be ported to every switch 1 game because the same vulnerability in smilebasic exists in all switch 1 games. But the current code only works for smilebasic and absolutely no one can figure out how or why it works. It's not fucking legible. It will take months for someone to figure out how the duplicate it and fix it so that it isn't so unstable. You are taking a massive risk by using it and it should only be done by devs that plan to use the code to develop further hacks for the console. If you're just running the code for shits and giggles, this is what you're getting. In fact, you are better off waiting until the exploit is ported to other games and NOT even use smilebasic at all because of how unstable this is.
>>585749486Nintendo's revenge.
>>585495463I missed the basicsmile4 app, but got the seedsow demo. That said, apparently that seedsow gane is very good from what I have seen people said, so it is nice that it is getting more attention for people to get into and read.
>>585747656Not here. 13616 on all my runs, but they still fail
>hshop being a fucking niggerwhat are alt 3ds repositories? why is hshop being a fucking fag
>>585747656Hi. I'm 60 failed tries guy. I finally gave in and just connected both the host and switch 2 to ethernet and it worked first try. I guess ethernet wasn't a meme
>>585754953Which version did you use? On Windows?
>>585751910What's funny is you can see him using AI prompts in the bug reports toohttps://github.com/mhzsajan/ns2jb/issues/2
>>585749486Just wait until stuckpixel unfucks the spaghetti slop code before running it
>>585756236claude make this code human-readable
>>585755643I used the latest kurumuz fork of ns2jb, and the latest node js. I'm running off my 2013 Mac Pro since it's my wired server.
How does this chinkshit compare to the EZ flash Omega DE? i can't find anything about it.It looks attractive because it's only $23 instead of the $90 of an Omega DE
>>585756314Slop coding is going to turn into a game of telephone before long isn't it.
>>585758549it works fine. it has most of the features of the Omega too.
59 Dollarydoos for a 256GB MicroSD Express at Target right now fellow Aussies
sm4 demo works boys
have any game dumps leaked besides the Splatoon Raiders one in /ink/?
I just started downloading a bunch of switch 2 exclusive demos, hopefully there's no update before they finish downloading
What's a good ds flash cart? Twilight menu is such a mess.
>>585776904dspicoget a usb c version and forget about anything else
do we have any switch 2 dumps public yet?
is the cipher and format known?
These mainstream websites are late to the party
>>585721759Yeah, I'm checking the news to hype me up for this.Datamines are cool.>>585777892No idea. Most of it is surely in some discord servs.
>>585778142meant for>>585680792also i wonder if there is an unencrypted but still compressed one
>>585778142>>585782521for nca4 yes0x200 nonsense as usual0x20 (?) nhr0with IV reversed as first line afterthen same as before nca header encryptedbut the header being verified is NCK0 magic, so the nca4 magic in the decrypted header isn't what gets verified.
Switch 2 kernel seems hopeless though.
>>585749486funniest shit ever>>585756236they gonna publish it?
>>585753756cause it's dead dummy
>>585683767Looks great. This shit literally came out yesterday and they already managed to boot it.This type of progress used to take months.
astro bot is better than the switch 2 exclusives
>>585786661astro bot isn't going to be an exclusive for much longer lil bro https://anyps5.org/compatibility/astro-bot/
Do I need seedsow lullaby if I already have the noraneko 2 demo?
>>585787246you don't need anything, some retards published a save editor for seedsow lullaby, but no one actually is publishing the exploit required, it's all larp and twitter shitposts
>>585787726You don't need smilebasic either.
>>585788073you want smile basic, because the not-yet-released webkit exploit automatically errors with feature unavailable after a set amount of time of not connecting to nintendo (or rebooting too many times)
>>585722673No, that was me.
>>585788212No, you don't need smilebasic because by the time any not-yet-released exploits are released (which will be months) the vulnerability in smilebasic will have been replicated in other switch 1 games. The vulnerability in smilebasic can be found everywhere, the code simply has to be written for it. So if you're an end user, smilebasic will be obsolete by the time anything worth doing to your switch 2 comes out.
>>585788469yeah mean, you're going to find a game that allows inputs of characters that lets you run the same exploit in other games, without needing a hacked switch 1totally.
>>585788469the smilebasic vulnerability requires 7000 characters of text. if one character's out the exploit fails. how do you think people are going to replicate that in mario party or whatever?
>>585788736>the smilebasic vulnerability requires 7000 characters of text.Because it's slop code written by an AI. It will take time to unslop so it can be ported to other games but that's quite literally the only obstacle. It's no impossible, just tedious. Supposedly the same vulnerability can be found in the browser too.
>>585788237How hopefully are you for pkhex on gen 10?
>>585788861other games will totally let you type in and execute code.riiiiight.you're huffing copium real hard, only way for you to do without hacked switch, is if the ai slop retards publish a webkit exploit that inserts a save into your artemis engine VNs.So you would need:1 exploit that doesn't exist for webkitthat webkit exploit chained into ability to place save1 exploit that isn't public and only known about because of a tranny shitposter attentionwhore making it publicly known it's a thingalternatively, you need smile basic 4 and nothing else.exploit stacking several exploits that are either not released or not public, or smile basic 4.no other game.
>>585789010>Smilebasic isn't a requirement, any entry point can be used for this, regardless of it being a S1 game, a S2 game or the browser. Obviously this was developed for this Smilebasic entrypoint so people will rush to get it, but know this can be ported to anything, the FS command exposing the vulnerability can be found pretty much everywhere.
>>585789457you repeating that line from gezine doesn't help you in the slightest, as the only other means is webkit exploit or savegame hax.you can't get things going on its own in another game, as an arbitrary amount of button presses in the game isn't going to allow you to do shit.you have to have at least one more exploit, which doesn't exist, and isn't public, and definitively isn't going to be public in the future either.to go along with your entry to pwn FS.good luck with the extreme copiumno matter which non-smile basic 4 route you go, you are going to need non-public exploit vectors, and several of them chained together
>>585789584>gezinehexkyz said this, not that retard
>>585789904same retard argument, different person, doesn't change reality.
>>585790072>same retard argumentNow who's coping.
>>585790115still you, who missed out on the only public exploit vector, which happend to be a game with a code interpreter capable of executing code.
>>585788861if humans can do better than the slop code written by an AI why haven't they?
>>585790314Shit takes time and your ADHD riddled brains can't handle waiting for too long and want shit right now.
>>585758549It's a little bit inconvenient. You have to write games to the builtin flash memory if you want to avoid ingame slowdown, which takes a minute or two. The flash memory is 128MB, so realistically that's about 8 games at a time.If you are willing.to live with this limitation then it's a perfectly viable option.
>>585790163So that's the real reason you're lying your ass off? You want to act like you jumped on the only entrance into breaching the switch 2's security and everyone else missed out. How new are you?
>You can now run Nintendo Switch games natively on iPhones and Macs Nintendo isn't going to like this..
>>585788237thanks for clarifyingatmosphere 2 when :^)
>>585722673fyi it shows up like this when you load 4chins normally, with no x/xt userscript or one of the smartphone apps
smile
sweet
sister
>>585794916We will get another $20 cuck build first which cucks will pay for then cry cucktears when it is copied and brick code is added
>>585802234we gonna get ai slop nodejs continuation ontop of the existing smile basic 4 crap, as no one has the brains to implement actual toolset
https://twitter.com/willfaustcuber/status/2115046624938586596AI has killed consoles.
>>585802980it's fake
>>585803195This is by the same guy who created the way to play PC games on IOSIt's real, only downside is that it's ARM only
>>585803195yeah dude everything is fake, the switch 2 hack is fake too and yada yada
ok it's real
>>585802980some people coping in the reply is honestly insane to see
>>585804216based believer>>585804269i get the warnings about whatever download people might find being malware, the thing being real doesn't mean you should download the mariokart.exe you're gonna find on google, or in a youtube description
>>585804386>download pageit is just a common senseunless you are an underage or a subhuman you don't fall for that
>>585802980>Yellow
>>585804386>Claude find and remove all viruses from this download. Make no mistakesCybercriminals BTFO
>>585804510>unless you are an underage or a subhumanaka the kind of people browsing X the everything app
>>585783569seems like i cant decrypt this shitand well i dont have a ns2 so.. no way to poke around besides files getting uploaded here and there
This is a nightmare for Nintendo if the system gets hacked further you could have recomps the first week of any new games
>>585806821they'll just start suing everyone very soon, even if none of this is piracy or whatever, like they did with yuzuit's funny to imagine though
>>585554324>nowhahahahaha
how long until softmod for (all) sw1 and sw2?
>>585811194What a lying fuck.Also, why would you do it just before the new zelda ones come out.
IS SWITCH 2 OBSOLETE YET?
>>585811701uuuh 5 hours
>>585811701no and it's probably going to be months before we get anything good but I'm still coping that Switch 2 games will get PC ported in a few weeks
>>585811194>>585811548I'm assuming he's used to the disclosure shit that Sony has.>find exploit>Report it to <corporation>>they pay for this bounty>they patch it>disclosure is allowed since the masses have upgraded/will upgrade to use online features>this prevents hackers/cheaters/etc from ruining legit players online experience>allows those who are on those firmwares to jailbreak their consoles
>>585812178meanwhile Nintendo does not have tens of millions playing online on their ecosystem
Any word on anyone working on a hardmod for Switch 2?I'd just rather deal with soldering than dealing with janky software. Atleast with soldering, they find a way to be able to backup the nand incase something goes wrong.
donate to gezine
>>585812695no this fs sysmodule bug is the only current way in
>>585505806Can nintendo prevent future game card dumps on a whim?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQk7A8glqAc
>>585788212Set up a fake Nintendo server and a fake DNS server using an eMudhra certificate and send the needed data to fix the error. Problem solved.
>>585818532The Pissinco finally has games!!!! HUUURAAAAAAY
>Grand Theft Auto VI game size has confirmed to be 210GB
>>585824062can't someone make a program than can compress heavily while maintaining quality? ai is capable of that right
>>585824340it would probably already be using kraken compression, uncompressed it's 300gb+ at least
>>585824062Needing 3 discs is a good excuse to not have a physical release.
>>585811194He's such a slimeball.>DON'T UPDATE AND GRAB SMILEBASIC JUST WAIT FOR *MY* EXPLOIT>Oops teehee if Nintendo lets me use it :^)
>>585825898>They pay him, he releases it>They don't pay him, someone else releases itWin-win
>>585812178gray hats were a mistake
>>585816613Gonna assume that it works like how the Switch 1 does, where you can dump physical game card files without updating to the newest version regardless of firmware
>>585827654But you won't be able to decrypt them.
>pc dieded>unironically considering just getting and hacking a digital ps5 instead of buying a new pc because it's like a tenth of the price
>>585830752your pc is 6000 bucks? What the hell did you put in it? 3 sticks of ram??
Found my Vita, hasn't been touched in about 8 years apparently. Is there any advantage to keeping it on 3.60, or should I just update fully and follow the guide as is? Also asking in /vitagen/.
>>585833756>Is there any advantage to keeping it on 3.60i'm pretty sure there isn't>Also asking in /vitagen/.noo anon they hate hacking there don't do it nooo
ps5 eshop?trasnfering files kills my boner
>>585811194>heh, you don't need smileBASIC 4.4.9 to run MY exploit>it can't actually breach fs btw>it can't be used at all without bootstrapping through goytendo switch online save data transfers or smileBASIC btw>i'm telling goytendo about it as we speak btwGenuinely what the fuck was the point of telling people to hold off getting SmileBASIC then?How many people believed him and are stuck with a second-rate exploit because of his ego?
>>585811445I mean now as in since 2013. You can argue Radiant Dawn was fujobait and you'd partially be right but that's diffferent than tumblr and the franchise was way more niche.
>>585835494he got the nintja email after his first teaseserves him right
>>585794559I didn't think being able to make recomps of games for a console that can't even be emulated with would be possible but here we are.
>>585835494It won't matter in the long run.
2witch games running on phones when?
i will continue to waitfag on 20.1.1 until full CFW
>>585833756I just went through this. Just update fully. Get SD2Vita and a 256 micro sd. I'm playing all these english patched games and about to start trying all these nude mods.
>>585839398from the guy who ran MKW on his mac:>Plan to get it a bit more mature and also run on my iPhone 18 Proso Soon™
>>585840665>yellow mario playable soon
>>585840819hell yeah mamma jaundice
>>585830752Just get yourself both. A toaster that can play wow forever and a ps5.Can run every game, still mostly play everything on ps5 thanks to the 13.60 jailbreak. So much new games on dlpsI think the only one i really will play on the pc fatstation is crisol because mouse is better at aimingYou dont need a high end pc
So, how are people getting AI to run without safe guards?
>>585845762idk how other people are doing it but i've found that initially prompting a weaker model and then switching to the model you want to use helps
>>585845762>>585846051>>585846062If anyone is using Gemini/Antigravity, you can switch to GPT-OSS (until Nov 2) for risky stuff then go back to Flash 3.8 for the rest
What fw do ps5 pros come with out of box? Still possible to jailbreak?
>>585841259the #1 defining feature of pre-bc wow is no elves on hordeif they're making super wow classic 2 turbo hyper fighting but they're asspulling elves on horde anyway what the fuck is the point
>>585812695If there's ever a hardmod fot switch 2 it won't be by bootrom glitching because that part is way too secure
I assume someone will be able to combine Playden and this to get Gamepass (PC) on PS5 eventuallyhttps://github.com/domsvoboda/xodus-nexus
Is there a place where the dumps are shared? I wanna take a jab at extracting some assets.
>>585861326sw2? I think people want to avoid ninty so they don't make them public There's a tool now to do so if you got the smile game, but it's at your own risk
>>585846692that model is retarded as fuck
>>585862109Yes, sw2... Unfortunately, I missed the boat on the smile game.
>>585862561yeah but it did what geminan't
>>585862623Soo you still kinda have an option:seedsow demo with pozzed save file transferred from an unbanned CFW'ed switch 1.There is a way to pozz the file yourself with an editor, but only to gain access to a lua editor in-game on the sw2. Thing is the ns2jb exploit is not yet ported to it. However, and I quote gezine,>I don't understand why people are using weird lua editor. Just port lua exploit from PS4 using llm or somethingSo if you have an agent, an unbanned sw1, and think you can manage to do it before the next update, you can try
>>585862669no, it refuses everything as-is and even if you get it to do something it is at the performance of gpt-4 if you are luckyit's basically useless
>>585865121ok to be fair I only used it once when gemini was stopped by guardrails for doing a report on all switch 2 info. Once it completed that I switched back and haven't used it since. Flash 3.8 is reading and modifying that report just fine though
>>585503493kurumuz? the guy who runs novelai?
>>585840665https://x.com/willfaustcuber/status/2115258064844857595that was indeed Soon
>>585874023>Screen says press L + R to start>Clearly presses A to start
>>585874023how long until tim apple shuts this down?
I plan on getting a switch 2 for oot remake, pokemon and then subject it to tinkering after im okay with bricking it. Whats the chance the zelda bundle or the holiday bundles will have models that can be exploited within 2 years? I remember i bought the mario oddyessy bundle back in 2017 and then tinfoil rcm and sideloading was readily available by 2018.
>>585875946Why do people think these hacks are following a planned timeline? We don't know where things are going to be at in two years nigger. We don't know what state things will be in in two months.To answer your question it's 50/50, might be hackable, might not be
>>585875396you remember how at first games required you to use the select button to select a menu entry, and then press start to use it? Remember how later on you could use the d-pad and A instead? this is something like that
>>585875396if you look at switch development guide L+R thing is there to determine the controller state(which controller attached to where)
wowmeanwhile the smea 3ds homebrew ironhax and Nintendo headquarters pic is still up
>>585881185one featured a Nintendo copyrighted game while the other doesn't
>>585875946two years is generous, I'd say it's likely
claude hack anthropic's servers so I can get enough tokens to ask you to port moonlight to the switch 2no mistakes btw
>>585875946You'll be more than fine. I'm honestly going to update my consoles until they are considered outdated before jailbreaking. I know the PS5 is going to be jailbroken in 2 years and not being able to use online defeats the whole purpose as to why I got the console. This is even more true with the Switch 2. If CFW becomes possible before then with these consoles maybe I'll change my tune.
>>585835494I don't know but I already canceled my switch 2 vinted orderThis generation seems to be like it belongs to PChads
How good is playden on Ps5? Thinking about setting it up.
>>585905470>Things will break. Expect games that fail to start, crashes, and the occasional console restart. Keep your console's own data backed up.it's still in alpha, I would use linux for now
>>585825898He's not a slimeball. He told people where and how to achieve the exploit.
>>585906326JUSTPINGO
>>585906326>implying claude won't just immediately refuse to work with copyrighted materials and v& your account>implying anthropic hasn't been doing exactly that for the past month precisely because the corporations are chasing them down for allowing the average person to modify the software on their smart TVsHe's the 9-year-old with a Claude account in question, no doubt about it
>>585912931I've been making mods for games for weeks with claude
>>585909027PepsiCHADS run this shit. Geziniggers get the fucking rope
honestly the FOMO can't even get me off my ass to buy a switch 2 but I'm glad it's being hacked. Anyway I wish I could say 'I told you' but I can't find my post from a year ago saying this would happen, fuck doomers.
>>585916167You can get a handheld that fits in your pocket with actual good games if you want to simply pirate. The games being ported to PC rather than emulated means that they will likely work on those soon as well.
if you want to dump the switch 2 firmware 23.0.1 keysetmount Bis Parition Id 28 with the fs exploit.it's a fat12 partition similar to prodinfof on the switch 1, except the switch 1 cryptographic keys are mounted there as 3 different blobsbonus if you have a switch 2 cartridge inside the console while dumping, that will give you lotus secrets (LMAO)
>>585926307mig switch 2 incoming?
call for fsp-srv cmd 11 or 12OpenBisStorage, cmd 12, is what you want to useand target partition 28
>>585923619>actual good gamesnice one you made me chuckle
>>585898710*PhonechadsWe have your 3ds. We have your Xbox. We've had pc and even ps4. Soon, we'll have switch 2 and ps5 [Astro bot and Mario kart]>>585915504>Uppity PepsiniggerDoctor pepper and ginger ale are the only good soda
>>585926307>>585926861Don't do it. This releases ketchup gas.
>>585927430I was implying that the Switch 2 wasn't capable of doing that and you should get a different handheld instead, one that actually fits in your pocket. I realize now I didn't clarify that. I have such buyer's remorse over the Switch 2 and I say that as someone who never had a Switch 1.
Guys I have money and smilebasic 4. What do I need to do to dump xenoblade 2 and do nude mods?
>>585933613get LLM that won't say no and just ask it to do it for you
>>585933852Which AIs are best and don't say no? I know of Deepseek, although I need to set up one of my spare PCs to work on coding with its desktop app and block it from the rest of my PCs on the network just to be safe.
>>585928985gross, i hate ketchup
is there any way to get sifu to run at 60fps on a v1 switch?
magnets
with enough effort i am sure some switch 2 games would run on switch 1
My switch 2 is on 22.5.0.Do I do anything now other than take it off internet so it can't update and just wait for full homebrew to take off? When the 3DS got hacked I was with it day 1 and it ended up being a bit of a pain to constantly update it with whatever new method came out.
>>585916167I have this one
>>585916167>>585950165Oh and this one too
>>585912931Sonic is a 40 year old man.
>>585926307Sorry bud I think you're just dumping ciphers. Key secrets live in the SoC and cart secrets live in the ASIC and are only used to decrypt on-the-fly, they shouldn't and wouldn't be resident in memory or on the eMMC ever
>>585954150sweet
>>585956146sister
>>585956249sadistic
>>585956580scandalous
>>585956637I'm sorry Anon, those are not the lyrics.
>>585956973did I surprise you?
>>585956580sneed
any news
>>585950165i totally forgot about this exchange even though i'm in itt. the anon that tard was replying to, kinda wild we hopeCHADS got proven right not even two months later
So what's next for switch 2? What cartridges can we use? Nobody cares about some stupid basic game that isn't available anymore. We need something accessible.
>>585963327MeNu-haX is coming
Hope we can get orbitals to run on PC soon. One of the few interesting games stuck on switch 2.
>>585680792romfs?
retard here, can someone explain to me why piracy isn't possible with fs access? like is the fs access read-only? if not can't you just write the unencrypted game files into the fs to play them?
>>585973185It should be possible, yes.
>>585973185Because we need the keys and while it will be possible eventually, we're not at all at that point yet.
>>585974515baka
>>585973185Can't launch other processes yet, it's not arbitrary code execution
New to Switch modding. For the Switch NSP files that I have, what is the difference between different versions of games? For example, I have South Park Stick of Truth v0 (which is 5.7GB) and v65536 (which is 50MB - is this an update?). Also The Fractured But Whole v0 (which is 14.1 GB) and v327680 (which is 5.92GB). Are the smaller versions updates for the games? If so, am I transferring both version NSP files (split the files that are greater than 4GB before transferring as I have a FAT32 SD card) to the Switch?
>>585982725Switch games as NSPs are generally split up as a base game, and then updates as their own NSPs. Updates contain every previous update so you only need the most recent ones. For whatever reason, version numbers go in multiples of 65536, so v65536 is update 1, v327680 is update 2, etc. So yes, you transfer both NSPs, install the base then install the update. DLC is the same way.The other option is to create an all-in-one bundled package that includes all updates (and DLC if applicable) and deploy it as a single NSP, but that's advanced stuff and you don't need to know how to do that.
archive org /download/SW2-dumpsterhas anyone shared the modded eden emulator to run these
https://x.com/azoxrage/status/2115564609411440807Donkey Kong bananza is already running on PC. What are the odds we will get a mod that fixes dk's model on the switch 2?
>>585975207>it's not arbitrary code executionWhy would you need arbitary code execution for games that are made to be run on the hardware. Worked on the Wii U just fine.
>>585989000because it's not 2012 anymore and security has gotten slightly more advanced. you can't just point at a program, even official signed programs, and say "execute this" anymore.
>>585988573Not yellow enough.
>>585933613Isn't this a switch 1 game?
>>585989359Maybe you can'tClaude, dunk on this fool
>>585988573Thats insane! Hopefully this gets released to the public. Id like to play the Star fox and zelda remake without having to buy the hardware. It still looks too big, and the screen just doesnt match the previous oled one. Maybe the switch 2 games will even be back ported to the switch and run at 720p? I dont get why Nintendo pushed the 4k capability of tge switch 2. When it was always just AI upscaling. Most 4K tvs have a built in upscaler. The sony one is pretty good, I couldnt believe it. Definitely made a difference, compared to other company upscaling. The Nvidia shield tv 2019 pro does well too. Anyway, here is hoping we get to run these games on an emulator soon. I never imagined AI would he used to recompile games or hack the switch 2. Hopefully there arent some hidden bugs there somewhere with brick code added by the jews. As is so much of AI is censored, I still cant believe this hack is real.l, and Claude or anthropic doesnt give out ," I cant help you with that. I would be circumventing copy protection, blah, blah blah.. illegal, blah.." type responses like it does when asking about roms, tv or movie downloads, etc
>>585949108The pain in the ass, is the price we pay to be on the cutting edge of these hacka anon. It is very satisfying, even if a bit cumbersome or annoying sometimes. Thank goodness that stuff gets shared publicly, rather than kept locked away at some circle jerk group of autists in the know just because.
die
>>586001813no u
someone just got nand writes
>>586006354happening?
>>586006354only someone extremely retarded or brave would try something like that
>>586006767we'll see tomorrow>>586007563the first person to do it publicly got bricked, the second one is just fine (for now)so yeah basically what you said
>>586006354coming soon
smile basic exploit really unstable, even with ethernet on both sides it will fail on 2/4
>>586010926why you talking like that
>>586017096did you miss out on smile basic and don't know the context?
webkit exploit guy bricked his switch 2
>>586019496Where?
>>586020045at his college dorms
>pepsipu: wont be able to release webkit until further notice :(>pepsipu: tho i hope i will be able to release what i have rn in some form in the future>gezine: I usually just release the exploit when it's not bounty eligible but nintendo specifically watching me is not comfortable desu.it's over, the ninjas gottem
>>586021730not posting it on his twitter would've helped methinks
>>586021730This is why these people are retarded.Ninja release that shit. The cred comes later.
>>586021730can't wait to read about this guy's social life (or the lack thereof) in the official report
>>586021730pussies, just leak it in a pastebin like ktemkin did
we need the exploit....
I hate cloutchasing and engagement baiting so fucking much it's actually unreal. Fuck teasing exploits or showing off what you'll never release. We've all forgotten the immortal wisdom of JUST POST
>>586029237I could understand not doing it so you won't get in legal trouble, but no, these losers just want attention and it's lame as fuck.
>>586029410it's every time there's a leak. it's always some dumb motherfucker who gets it and drip feeds bc they like the dopamine from being watched. like bro nobody cares about you they care about the games. nobody will visit your grave.
>>586029410i also understand the "i don't want to get in legal trouble but i still want to show it's possible", cause lately naysayers and general doomposters are even more annoyingfucking HOPE!!
>>586029237Jelly because you cant get clout`?
switch updates are such a nuisance
>>586026906ktemkin is one of the unironically good ones in my book for that, desu>curries up favor with the switch hacking secret discord kitten cabal>gets day-0 switch exploit information from said secret cabal>learns they're trying to cash it in to ninty's bug bounty program, which would inevitably lead to fusée gelée never being disclosed >leaks all the details publicly so the discordfags don't get their bounty AND the public gets CFW, for free, for lifeDare I say, based tranny?
>>586032441isn't ktemkin actually intersex? I thought I remember reading that
was he the one with the yugioh cards?
>>586032889they are just transexual, biological male.born as Kyle Temkin, transitioned to Kate Temkinthey also got exiled from everything after raping a minor in spain while traveling there for a conference to talk about them hacking the switch (in reality they leaked it on pastebin to block responsible disclosure and take credit/get attention for it)
>>586034953>leaked it on pastebinsource? I thought that was an anon, when did it come out it was kate?
>>586035632they caught wind of shuffle2 responsible disclosure date coming up in less than 30 days, and leaked it on pastebin so they could say "it's already public, no need for responsible disclosure" and took credit for the entire thingbasically ktemkin found it 40 days later than them, and if they actually the ethics part of what they claim they were doing professionally, they would never have gotten credit, hence they leaked it on pastebin.
>>586035896'ethics part'i dont buy that bullshit
Where is the phantom blade zero ps5 dump?
>>586038395ethics part, they claimed to be a career pentester, and responsible disclosure of at least 90 days is expected.kyle decided after hearing shuffle2 was about to get credit for an exploit that was leaked to kyle, was to be given all credit for, to kyle.basically ktemkin didn't find the exploit on their own, and was told about it, and decided to steal the thunder for the entire thing.the only reason you dont hear about ktemkin, qyriaad or tuxxsh (they are all in a trans-ace-poly relationship), is because ktemkin got caught raping a minor in spain.tuxsh who was going to write hypervisor memunand, never did, because scires exiled ktemkin for being a pedophile groomer, and they didn't like that.
>>586041253and i dont carethe result is a working exploit unpatched and ready to use
>>586040214There is no physical edition yet. PSN isnt accessible on JB firmware. Be really interested in seeing how someone would obtain it.
so how long until i can play the new fire emblem/pokemon on pc?are we at the stage where switch 2 emulation development is actually reaching a playable state or will it be another year?
Soo kernel exploit in a month or two right?
>>586046923Hope so, maybe earlier
You *did* buy SmileBASIC, right, Anon?Right?
>>586050830claude find his exploit, make no mistakes
>>586046021fe and pokopia probably within a week. Some people have already shared some eden patches that boot them and eden themselves have started accepting AI assisted code and said they intent to support the switch 2.
>>586054349this is just wrong
>>5860543492026 in a nutshell
seedsow lullaby demo down from jp eshop
>>586054349kino
>>586054349Yo dawg, I heard you like AI slop, so we put your Pokopia on a Switch 2 emulator on Linux on your hacked PS5 so you can slop while you slop.
>>586067110Pokopia is actually fun though
what actually stops us from porting sigpatches
RPCS3 is starting to work on the PS4. I might be able to update my PS5 and play online after all.
>>586068221Is it good though? The Dolphin emulator struggles somewhat as it is.
>>586054349kek good time for my cousin to buy a PS5, brother is on peak <3
Patrick Stewart died.2026 is the worst year ever, not even switch 2 hacks can save it.
>>586069714It can always get worse.
>>586067110i need ai to make a towering pillar of nested emulators
The AI bubble is popping lol. Make all your slop recomps and exploits while you still can, because a LOT of these companies are definitely pulling the plug on all that shit in the coming months.
>>586071053God I hope so.
>>586071053>The AI bubble is popping lolany day now!
>>586071472No need to hope, my friend. AI is being sited as one of the reasons for this. Amazon stock has also dropped a lot and so has Intel.https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/article/alphabet-heads-for-a-500-billion-drop-in-market-value-the-biggest-in-its-history-134824763.html
>>586071053they're not, cause CHYNA won't. The US would sooner stop exporting democracy than letting china win this race
>>586071053AI was kind of dying anyway as it's way too cost inefficient to keep building data centers, but when whole industries start uprising soon all the world governments are going to ban it.
>>586071649When you have IT companies selling AI super computers on eBay, you know it's over. Cope.>>586071798The bubble popped over there too lol. They had $480 billion wiped from their economy because of it.
>>586072054>Copeit's funny you say this to anyone but yourself, are you the guy that was sure the switch 2 was never gonna get hacked?
>>586072213Quit being retarded. I am showing and telling you about companies losing stock and share prices because of AI and you still think everything is hunky dory?
>>586072556yes, cause you're clearly a biased tard jumping on whatever shit makes your bubble popping autism cum
EU Switch 2 review/teardownhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOJlEjBqdd4
>>586072873I guess Alphabet directly saying AI being one of the reasons they lost billions of dollars in market value just means nothing too then?
>>586072213Cope, retard.
>>586073321
>>586073127ye, it just means they're losing to china and open source model still. As it should be, especially for open source models. It's the same shit with openai and anthropics going "dood we need to close down on AI cause it'll kill us all!!", what they actually mean is that their competition is fucking them in the ass. If anything, what >>586071781 actually shows is that AI itself is where they're making the most money, and part of the money burned are from having to pay for building for data centers (which i imagine it's all state mafia'd in china instead)>>586073321any day now i said!!!you'll be back with this in another 6 months when the "bubble" still hasn't popped and AI didn't go anywhere either
>>586068393It's still pretty buggy but it's actually improved so it's not those pump and dump AI projects.
>>586073127>>586073321do you guys work in the industry by chance? There's no way any tech company is gonna let go of AI, nobody wants to go back to typing code themselves
>>586074218>it just means they're losing to chinahttps://www.reuters.com/world/china/china-ai-bubble-has-already-burst-2026-10-26/Right lol
I think pretending like nothing is happening with AI is just being delusional, but acting like it's going to disappear after everything is just as retarded.
>>586074510that's the point, china is still fucking them in the ass regardless
>>586075061This literally just happened this week. We won't know the exact details of what the aftermath of this is going to be until much later.
>>586075325and i can bet you anything that, no matter the aftermath, ai will still be there anyway and no bubble is gonna popit's just too deep rooted into the industry inner workings now, at absolute worst (or best?) it eventually won't be available to random people like it is now (though i mean, open source models means you'll still be able to run shit locally), but it's never going away. It's like saying computers or the internet are a bubble that's going to pop
/g/ please go
>>586075597Companies are ditching it en mass, dude. I'm not stupid enough to think it's going to be gone tomorrow, but it's certainly not going to be used in the same capacity it is now. But whatever, I'm tired of arguing about this.
>>586075597Just want to point out that the internet had one of the most infamous bubble pops. It survived it, but still a fact.
>>586075597>the internet are a bubble that's going to popnigga just forgot about the .com bubble
If I update through ninty but by booting from hekate (sysnand) I won't burn fuses right? I don't want to make a fresh amunand just to transfer the pozzed save
>>586076083>Companies are ditching it en massliterally where? Company AI usage is skyrocketing every passing day, where the hell do you live?>>586076353>>586076510>it survived it (and got a thousand times more better and more widespread after that)hence my point, i rest my case
>>586078302nvm I forgot I can write the save via sb4
>>586078447>more betterthis argument turned me into an indian, fucki concede on everything i ever said
>>586078676AI: not even once
>>586075597>it eventually won't be available to random people like it is nowthis has also been said for years now and still hasn't happenedthough yeah, it's already gonna be harder going forward, imagine if only companies like sony and nintendo will be able to afford AIpicross saves us
>>586078447Web 1.0 was more cozy
>>586079089it was fine until like 2008-2010, really it's social networks that made it worse, and too many people being onlinesomething something a computer for the rest of us
>>586079024feels like it would be a win win situation for ai companies to keep it like it is now>randos pay to hack devices>companies pay even more to keep their device locked down>cat and mouse game, with ai companies selling weapons to both sides of the warnot to mention the actual wars
>>586080931that's pretty dystopian
>>586080931It will utimately come down to which lobbiests are loudest - companies or AI.
>>586081692i mean it's really not that different than how it's been for decades now, tech companies rule the worldand we don't even get sexbots
>>586075597Bubbles are financial, not technological. The .com bubble bursting didn't remove the internet, nor did the housing bubble bursting annihilate everyone's homes. It's the money that vanishes in a puff of smoke.Yes, LLMs will still be here after the pop. Especially because China just keeps releasing open models people can run locally.
at this point we'll get an emulator before the kernel exploit
>>586088853frankly at this point i'm mulling over whether i should just sell my switch 2 with smilebasic and wait for emulation. i don't play handheld and it's connected to the same TV as my PC
>>586089117I bought a switch 2 just to run smilebasic on it, already dumped all my carts and now I just might return it.
>>586089250gimme your dumps anon
>>586089361doesn't have mkw yet but the good stuff is herearchive org/download/SW2-dumpster
>>586089478yeh got those already :/The only worthwhile thing I have to dump is welcome tour but that's already there. At least it'll help me finish my abandoned project of documenting the game now with help of a clanker
>webkit without shitch 1 is doa>kernel is non-existentso what do i do with this piece of shit tablet. give me 1 reason to not return it, when emulation and recomps take 1/10th of the effort
>>586094493Switch 2's only niche is that it's the easiest console to set up with and jailbreaking removes that. Just play it like you're supposed to or return it and get a better gaming handheld.
>>586050830Release it under another name saying that someone stole your work. This creates a fake boogeyman and absolves you from any wrong doing but still gives you the 'credit' and 'validation'.These people are letting their tranny peers influence them too much.
I hope real hackers will be able to hack the PS5 again in a few years now that the AI bubble has popped. I really want it to be the retro console of choice for Playstation games in the future.
>>586072895only took almost a decadefuck you nintendo, thank you EU regulations
>>586108212No way did I buy a useless tablet but I bought the inferior version of the tablet. Man I'm stupid.
So to summarize, I should've bought a Switch 2 at launch.
okay I already have SB4 and noraneko 2 but I'll go online for the seedsow demo and to buy another picross expansion or two
>AI bubble has ‘already burst’ in ChinaIs this why they are telling us all to stockpile food and water?
>>586110406pootang will nuke hoocrane
>>586110406your goverment also telling you to stockpile and plan for power outages / no internet?I thought it was only local municipality that was being crazy for no reason, as if impending regional war is about to burst out
>>586110406The difference is China will be fine if the AI bubble pops, but for the US economy it means the whole market is crashing because AI is the economy now because there is no growth anywhere in any industry.
>>586110609Japan, UK, Australia all the past 2 weeks saying to stockpile related to natural disasters, cyberattack, war breaking out
>>586109409nvm eShop maintenance lol
>>586111239they gonna issue ticket revocations
Haven't touched my SW2 since the day 1 SD card patch (20.1.1), can't get into the eShop because it needs an update. Don't have any carts on me right now, if I download it on my switch 1 can I transfer it across? Or should I just update?
>>586112476im touching mine right now with smile basic 4 using vibeslopped extremely unreliable exploit
>>586112476>if I download it on my switch 1 can I transfer it across? Or should I just update?transferring the save requires you to take your switch 2 online. So for your firmware I'm pretty sure the play is to update and do the save transfer shit ASAP.
>>586111239double nvm I forgot I have to restart after disabling 90DNSSpeaking of 90DNS, I saw someone say 90DNS won't block supernag. Is that true? Because I want to use my switch for actual homebrew (especially moonlight), it'd suck to have to actually go full airplane mode to avoid the supernag.
>>58611816790dns actually causes nag(s)if your switch that's been offline for more than 24 hours tries to connect and fails, then you get naggedalso you can just use 8.8.8.8 as the primary dns instead of restarting the console each time you disable it, just be sure to set it back to the 90dns IP when done
If I have the Seedsow game on S2 already can I always download it from my S1 even if it gets delisted? I won't be home for a while... Fuck
>>586119645nintendo seems to be in process of issuing ticket revocations for it, so you might want to do that now
i did the SB4 exploit, worked 4/4, i connect to nintendo eshop, download free minecraft 2 upgradenow exploit 2/4 cannot progress every single time
WTF is a ticket revocation? they remove the game from the device?
>>586122852they can issue a command to nuke a specific ticket
https://x.com/Mezone0/status/2115330523291902377Everyone missed this news :(
>>586118673>if your switch that's been offline for more than 24 hours tries to connect and fails, then you get naggedI was using 90DNS for several days with no nags, what exactly triggers it to "try to connect and fail"? And is it a different kind of nag than "supernag"?Basically I just wanna make sure my shit doesn't get fucked trying to use online-enabled homebrew once a firmware update is available.
>>586123942this news doesn't exist, anon said xbox is unhackable
>>586123942I saw it but no one here has a xbone
>>586124509anytime the switch wants to connect to nintendo servers (online, eshop, save transfer, etc) and can't due to being blocked by 90dns, it triggers nag
Assuming I'm reading instructions right, and my retardedness didn't get in the way, if I've installed emuMMC properly, i can log in to my Switch account as normal on sysMMC which is untouched, and do all my dodge homebrew/pirating shit on the emuMMC.Right?
>>586127874that's the gist of it, though it's also worth to remember that it's 4 separate things: stock sys and emu, and cfw sys and emu.>Stock SysMMCthe one where you play games online and basically do everything like normal, no worries>CFW sysMMCstill the same "partition", but with cfw enabled so you can run homebrews (at this stage, you just use it for harmless stuff like save backups and whatnot, absolutely AVOID installing games via homebrews here)>stock emuMMCthe emulated partition but with no cfw capabilities, basically useless but still it exists>CFW emuMMCthe emulated partition with cfw enabled, you use this for piracy and shit. Keep in mind that, when installing games here, choosing "sd card" or "internal" is the same thing, cause both things still point to the sd card anyway (as the emuMMC lives on the sd card in the first place)basically, stock and CFW are like a toggle, while sys and emu are the actual partitions
>>586126890oh, so basically I'm okay as long as I don't try to do those things?
FPKG support for Ps5 13.60 when?
>>586128152Right, and I'm guessing it's also free to connect online only with stock sysMMC, and keep offline for emuMMC? What about updating it? If a new OS version comes out tomorrow, fine to install in sysMMC since emuMMC would stay on the older version or does it overwrite ALL of them?
>>586129271>and I'm guessing it's also free to connect online only with stock sysMMC, and keep offline for emuMMC?ye, basically you have to avoid going online on the MMC that has pirated games installed, cause that's the main thing that surefire gonna get you banned. General homebrews is safe even on sysMMC, and you might just want to be careful fiddling with saves but even that is mostly safe if you stick to games that aren't about playing online>What about updating it?the most important thing when it comes to fimrware updates is waiting for the hacky shit (atmosphere, hekate) to update to support that, which usually takes a few days at most.The "issue" is that updating normally, through stock sysmmc, will overwrite the bootloader (hekate) and also remove all your settings (for example autoRCM), so unless you want to keep doing the jig thing everytime you update, not that it happens that often, especially going forward, imo you should use daybreak (included with atmosphere, you can find it in the homebrew menu) to update the sysmmc firmware too. Because that's the only difference, it's still as safe as updating normally but you don't lose your bootloader and shitfyi daybreak is what you use to update the emuMMC' firmware too, and you can find the firmware files for it linked in the guide in op (some darthsomething website)
>>586129776>ye, basically you have to avoid going online on the MMC that has pirated games installed, cause that's the main thing that surefire gonna get you banned. General homebrews is safe even on sysMMC, and you might just want to be careful fiddling with saves but even that is mostly safe if you stick to games that aren't about playing onlineSo essentially, stick to pirate shit on emu, and stock for anything that's tied to my account, whether it's transferring a save between my Switch 2 to my modded Switch Lite.>the most important thing when it comes to fimrware updates is waiting for the hacky shit (atmosphere, hekate) to update to support that, which usually takes a few days at most.>The "issue" is that updating normally, through stock sysmmc, will overwrite the bootloader (hekate) and also remove all your settings (for example autoRCM), so unless you want to keep doing the jig thing everytime you update, not that it happens that often, especially going forward, imo you should use daybreak (included with atmosphere, you can find it in the homebrew menu) to update the sysmmc firmware too. Because that's the only difference, it's still as safe as updating normally but you don't lose your bootloader and shit>fyi daybreak is what you use to update the emuMMC' firmware too, and you can find the firmware files for it linked in the guide in op (some darthsomething website)I'm using a Switch Lite with a mod chip installed, does that change anything?
>>586130014>does that change anything?maybe not, but i don't know much about it so don't take my word for italso>anything that's tied to my accountkeep in mind bans are virtually always about the system, as in nintendo is only gonna stop your device from connecting to their servers and that's it, they won't touch your account. Especially imo if you have a switch 2, they wouldn't want you to stop buying games altogether
>>586130164no, anon, jewtendo is bricking systems that dare to attempt a jailbreak
>>586131780based fud spreader
>>586131839scroll up
>>586131927play picross
>>586132060i dont sleep with transmen
>>586132412is ds loading worth it?
Has anybody ever been successful with SmileBasic while a cart was inserted? I've only had success when both carts/sd card slot were emptied out.My current goal is to get Bravely Default's JP version dumped, and I have the GKC for it. And I wanna get Mario Kart World, but I dunno where that romfs is floating.
>>586134839Oh, it's only 5k Yen so just quickly bought it through my JP account so I'll have a better chance at dumping this.Just Mario Kart World romFS I'm interested in (for the music).
>>586030292I don't give a shit about clout, I want to pirate shit
recomp
>>586142870i wish there was a general for those with like an secret anon maintained recomp repositorythis shit is hard to keep up with over 50 /v/ threads
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I have two hackable PS5s, two hackable Switch 2s, and I have still yet to hack any of them.
>>586143210https://github.com/tgeorgiadis/quiver-launcher
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